The Yard - Ep. 207 - The Life of a Full-Time Streamer (ft. Liam)

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

This week, the boys are joined by Liam! They talk about the speedrunning mount rushmore, taking long breaks without anyone knowing, and how Liam deals with his neighbors... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is rich? Yeah, that's rich man. You're annoyed. Oh, you're annoyed. I'm glad to hear you're annoyed. Just tell us. I guess it's phone time. We're gayless with how you're fucking annoyed, bro. I guess it's phone time. I got regalus with how you're fucking annoyed. I guess it's phone time I guess always literally always phone time phone time For 30 seconds because we have a merch drop timer by the way, okay, so I'm annoyed because I'll come in here. You're annoyed

Yes, I'll come in. I know about what we're passing. I'll come in here and I'll say, am I sexual? And that happens. Nothing. Nothing happens. You can do kind of feel the silence. You know, you're supposed to say, yeah, yeah. Everyone's supposed to say, yeah. Yeah. But do we try it? We've been trying. Yeah.

Am I sexual? Yeah. My. Oh, and on that note, You will... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Why don't we let our new friend restore the vibes? Well, hold up. Okay, with I... Because we have a new friend joining us. Okay. And yesterday, Slime goes up to this friend. Yeah. And he says, Ludwig says you're gonna bomb tomorrow. You did. You did say that. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You said it to him.

You did. You did. You did. You did. If I tell you Cutie looks fat in that dress, do you go to her the next minute and go, by the way, Ludwig says you look fat in that dress. Instantly. In fact, I lay it on thick. He said you look like the Stay dress. Instantly. Yeah. In fact, I lay it on thick. I said he said you look like the stay puff man from Ghostbusters. Remember that whole yard episode we had about if I caught you in the middle of a murder. Yeah. This is that for me. That's crazy.

And with that we are introducing our next guest, Leo. guest, Leo. They come down the slide. Yeah. All right. Dude, I forgot he was up there. And then I heard him chuckling when I was talking about the bomb. Bro didn't do the skip.

Skip. It's like the slide part. If you go backwards, you get into the coin. Do you get it? You bounce off the wall. Like, I got to eat it? Yeah, like, eat that shit. OK. You bounce off the wall like, I gotta eat it? Yeah, like eat that shit. Okay.

You gotta eat it. You gotta eat it. Eat your bones and your butt. Here's your drink. Oh, thank you. That muddly kinda messed up. All sorts of controversy around the drink. No, it's great.

It actually like came out, you know. Have you tasted it yet? Yeah, no, it's like not watered down. Perfect. Oh my god. Shit. I wanna start my 30s on a new note of being nice and thoughtful.

So I offered to get everybody coffee and honestly, I'm the most meta Aiden. Yeah, because I get up there I go I have kind of a big order today and she goes okay and I go through my list and they didn't have slimes Cold brew that he wanted but she found a workaround. Oh and then and then Liam just wanted mocha And I said I smoke a hot mocha mocha. Nocha. No, you didn't. He did not ask shit. You cocksucker. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. No, you didn't, you cocksucker!

That's crazy. Are you dumb? He said we had a whole discourse about it. Slime told me you want mocha, which I- Oh my god, I didn't see this. I didn't want to be problematic. So I was just trying to make it easy. You know why?

I don't know, like, what's- I don't know where you're going. Liam, I followed up and I said hot or iced? Whole milk, whole milk. But Slime didn't tell me that. I know, because Slime's a fucking co't know where you go. I, Liam, I followed up and I said hot or iced whole milk, oat milk. But slime didn't tell me that. I know, because slime's a fucking cocksucker. Is it because I'm a cocksucker? Or maybe because it was I was driving. I was drinking and driving.

Okay. I don't brag about that. Right. Well, you do. Okay, so this is actually what happened. He said, maybe ask Liam as well. He said, I'm getting coffee. I said, yes, cunt, please. Because that's how I talk to him. I begged. And he said, ask Liam as well. I said said, I'm getting coffee. I said, yes, cunt, please.

Because that's how I talk to him. I begged. And he said, ask Liam as well. I said, do you have a coffee order? Liam said any kind of mocha. You said any kind of mocha? Yeah, that's free shit. Now there's only one lie.

You want to say any kind of mocha, but quietly in your head, it be nice is crazy. And then when asked why you didn't just say ice you said I forgot about ice No, who the hell orders hot coffee like I can tell you somebody does because after I finished the four drinks the barista goes. Mm. No cappuccino. So nothing for Aiden Whoa? That happened. You're a nasty little piggy.

You're a predictable little pig. Zipper, can you Google the word coffee and go to images? That's like a step beyond the usual. That's not even there. You're not even there. She doesn't know my name, by the way. She said, is it? What is the name again?

And she knows your order. Well, I know a few people that work there. Yeah, you do. Okay, so there was. I want you to focus up really quick I want you to look at the pictures that come up when you just search coffee Do you notice anything about this is like bougie like Italian cafe shit? Nobody's drinking this. What's the point of like latte art? I figured it out. Can you look up white girl coffee white girl coffee? It's like the it's like caramel

With a coffee. Yeah girl coffee. It's like the it's like caramel. I like it. It's good with a coffee. Yeah. Yeah. That's Liam. Yeah, it is good. That was hot. That is a hot coffee. Admittedly, I'm just like there is one milkshake. There are way more ice milkshake. Mocas are like a middle grown. No. Ah, I'm sorry.

What? It's chocolate in the coffee It's the I drink black at home. Does that help but I put cream in it like a little bit Have in half. Okay, that's fine. That's not like creamer So you go outside to get the mocha you go inside and you cream on the inside you cream on the inside You're going to hot mocha and then I'm in cold hot food. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There was a big discourse going on I was not watching my phone because I was driving and I was also listening to Backstreet Boys the same song seven times I feel like the driving is not an excuse for you. You have fuck you have more texting and driving tickets of than anyone I know I have One in

2017 because he we live it was, Nick and Ludwig living together. And I was yelling at Ludwig about the dishes. The three best friends. The three best friends. I was yelling at Ludwig about the dishes and I was on my phone at a red light and then it turned green. And then a cop got mad that I didn't go because I was yelling at him. That's still your fault, right? It doesn't matter if it's my fault. Okay. We pulled you over for yelling? No, he, I was sorry. I was texting Lud him. That's still your fault, right? It doesn't matter if it's my fault. Okay.

We pulled you over for yelling? No, I was sorry. I was texting Ludwig in the group chat. He was texting, but in his head he was yelling. Screaming. Which doesn't make it better. I was so, I mean, I was so locked into being mad at Ludwig, again, at a red light.

Locked in on his phone while driving. Well, I wasn't moving. It's crazy you remember the emotion eight years later. Because it was a crazy ticket. But it was funny because the cop from behind me was like, hey, it's green. It is like his megaphone. And then he pulled me over. And then even when he pulled me over, he's like, dude.

And then I lost the ticket, never paid it. And then I got my license suspended. I didn't even know. Yeah, that's what's serious. That happens when you don didn't even know. Damn, that's a serious ass. That happens when you don't pay a ticket. Yeah, you just don't pay it. Dude, that's why I'm in a Phantom. No.

Yeah, have you seen the police body cam footage of him? What? Did Phantom get killed? No, he got arrested and the body cam footage came out. I mean, they didn't fucking kill him. No, he just got arrested normally. That's awesome. I'm glad that he's okay.

Tried to eat a cop's donut out of his hand. Yeah. It were for Phantom. Did they just stop him from eating meatball subs? You can't you can't you can't make that joke. Why can't I make that? You don't know him. Yeah, but you said today I said I want the coconut gold. You say, yeah, you look like you do.

You look like you want that. No, I said that about thin mints. Oh, and you do look like you'd want a thin mint. You see how he treats me? Yeah, but coconut cold brew, is that what you said? It's like a special thing. You're grilling me for a mocha and you're getting like a coconut. Yeah, no way.

This is a good talk. Thank you for saying it. And welcome to Slime, the most hypocritical man on the planet. I'm not hypocritical. If I could kill you with my fucking... And I love that you said if. Yeah. If. Anyway, welcome to the podcast, Liam.

Thank you. Do you think you're gonna bomb? Okay, I thought I was, and then Slime told me, yeah, like, that you think I will. No, I don't! That's what you said, and then I was like, yeah, like that you think I will. Oh, I don't. That's what you said. And I was like, yeah, definitely going to. And then I confronted you yesterday. You're like, I didn't say that.

I said, I thought you were going to be quiet. Yes. But I feel like you said the word bomb. No, I didn't use the word bomb. So did you add that word in? Um, yes. Actually, rather than asking him, it's a great question. If he said that, if he added it in, what do you just, what do you think? From hanging out here for about five to ten minutes,

what do you, do you think he exaggerated or told you the truth? Yeah, I mean, he didn't say bomb did he? Liam, I, if I could, I would never, ever, ever lie to you straight to your face ever. I would never do that. And he, Ludwig came up to me. I said, Liam's coming. I orchestrated all of this. I reached out to Liam. I'm a big fan of Liam. I said, we had like, what kind of guest do we want for the rest of the year?

I'm like, Liam, you know. All this is true so far. And all this is true so far because I tell the truth. Who's your dream about last night? Liam. Liam is in my dream. And I got out, I arranged all this and I say, and comes, and I see him at Ludwig's birthday party yesterday, and I said, Ludwig said you are going to bomb and also ruin the podcast for the future, for life.

He said you are going to be a black mark on the podcast for the entire duration of it. That's what you told him? I did. What the fuck? He said we might have to refund all the Patreon money for a month because they're going to be so upset. Which is crazy. And what's crazy is I meant every word.

The first ten were doing good. Yeah, you know how Liam introduced himself to Tarek last night? Wait, no. Is this a bad introduction? This broke my heart. Come on. This broke my heart. I know. I'm just curious, you introduced yourself as a washed Mario 64 speedrunner. I didn't say wash you did

Had some drinks. Yeah, I said retired. No, you said washed. Okay, are you washed? No, but I'm like rusty. That's not the same. Okay. Okay. You're that's what I was gonna say I was like, you're not washed you had a a world record. Why you call yourself washed now? You've had three world records. Yeah. Damn. I didn't even know that. He's had three world records. Could you world record again? Yeah. 70 120 120.

The important one. Yeah. People care about. Yeah. What do we got? Do we got to go fucking hurt? Swiggy. Yes. We have to hold Swiggy up by by his ankles and change will fall out. Change will fall out. Swirly time.

The cat ears get stuck in the toilet and he still goes home and pee. Bees. Yeah. Oh, he might pee in the toilet. Yeah. Be a swirly. Yeah. We were talking about last night.

It's like, damn, he just, he just decimated the categories. It's actually very beautiful. We've, we've talked about Soiji on this podcast, and then I'll bring up Liam, and then everyone goes, Liam, the Mario Kart runner. What now? You're joking. I don't know what to tell you.

That's what we tell you guys. That's your legacy now. Mario Kart runner? You play horror games? Well, I guess you don't run it, you just casually play it. You play horror games like the spaghetti game. You play like $5 itch I.O. games that were developed in the 80s.

No, they're free. I don't pay for them. I do like Wordle, like $5 itch. I oh games that were never there free. I don't pay for I do like word all like Guy is a worse thing than the Mario guy. No, but like you can be good at word all You can be what? Smallie's mom is really good at word. Oh, I believe that yeah, she's on like a 1000 days You have to get the gamer jeans from somewhere. Yeah But I don't think you want that to be your legacy you want it to be awesome

Mario64 runner you want to be on your deathbed with fucking Mario decorations everywhere, but I've done enough Kind of facts okay, let's let's I mean you tell us Mount Rushmore Mario 64 speedrunners. I'm not on there Okay, Armada and the chair he farted in Still smells is that truly? Yeah, I mean like people say it's fake. Yeah, but it's not. It's not. No, it's not fake. He has a guilty look on his face when he does it. He looks incredibly guilty in that video. He does. He's the chair. He was the chair. As far as an anime girl does.

His cat threw up in the background. Who's Mount Rushmore? I'm actually curious. Okay, so four spots, right? Yes. Okay, you have to put Sig. Yes. You do.

You do. Because I didn't watch back then, but it's hard to like judge older eras, cause you try to compare them to like now and they look like they suck. I mean he does, relatively he sucks, but it's like Jerry West. You know, like he's the

he's the like the face of the like the NBA logo. He's the silhouette. He's the guy? He's the guy. That's crazy. I didn't even know this. He's the guy. He's the guy. That's crazy. I didn't even know this. He averaged like 38 points in a finals, which is like really high. But if he were to play nowadays, he'd probably get smoked a bit because he did that shit in the 70s and 80s.

He's the only person to win a finals MVP when the other team won. Well, we were talking, me and Liam actually spoke about this a lot last night where it was like we used to all play versus Plumbers and now we play versus the kiddos. I think you always play as plumbers. And now we play as the plumbers because that's what Mario is. Just don't think about that. But gaming has shifted and Liam thinks that even Super Mario,

to an extent, is it's what how do you describe it? You were like it's kind of a fake win because there's not that many people. Actually. Yeah. So you said it because you were like, I don kind of a fake win because there's not that many people actually trying. Oh yeah. So... You said it because you were like, I don't want to play Melee because I'll never be number one. And there's so many good people. That's what I said, yeah. But are you, you're competing it because it's speedrunning.

You're competing against all the people that came before you at once, kind of. Mmm. Which is kind of what I said. But there's not that many. Like, I think submitted 120 runs, there's under a thousand. Like it's really not that many. Yeah, that's over like 10 plus years. But I think it's because the floor to get a run that's submittable is so high.

Yeah, I think also there's a lot of people who probably try grinding it and give up. There's probably more people who do that. I don't I don't think so. You know, of course, like 500 hours in the game to be able to submit a run. No, definitely not. For like a sub too. Oh, yeah. But you can people have like 10 hour time submitted. Yeah, but like that's what I do.

Like that's a loser move. I submitted like a five hour 120 star time. But that's it's cool to be on there like at all. I don't think so. It's not cool because there's no barrier. You're just playing the game. And then doing the work of submitting your run. I uploaded my playthrough. It's like I'm meant to go to HowLongToBeat.com and I fucked up.

They need a 30 under 30 category. They need a 30 over 30. 30 over 30 and it's fucking me and Slime with our 8 hour times. So your first one is Siglemic. Who I've been on a road trip with, by the way. Really? Really? Because he yeah, because he played melee and he was from my region. No, that's right.

We drove to a tournament in Oregon together once. But was that before his money? It was before and Aidan said, have you heard of Mario 64? And Siglemic's like, never heard of it. I got him onto it. He was pulling Kied numbers back when there was only one person streaming on the site. Pulling kind of well, he was pulling more than Ludwig numbers. He was one of my numbers inflated like a 30.

A 30 case. Sure, sure, sure. 2013. Yeah, he was the guy of 2013. Yeah, it's like when you when you take dollars from like 1950, he was doing kind of said it as much as guy. He did. That's it. Well, Mario used to say it, too. They passed doing kind of. And he said it as much as Guy. Yeah, he did. Well, Mario used to say it too. We had to pass that out of the game.

Bowser still does. When he goes, RAAAAR! I thought you played it reverse. Alright, so it's a Glemick. It's a Glemick. I mean, you just put Suiji on there for sure. Because, I mean, he's like done at all

That's like the fastest time to get on a Mount Rushmore. I feel like Cousin ears I don't even know yeah, it feels like I like a few years Dominated every category shallow man Mount Rutherford. Yes, like yeah, it's a little recent. He should be but yeah Objectively he did own slaves. Yes, So we do or tell him he shall. Let's not. Let's move on. With fire both. Next. I don't know.

But let me think. There's an easy one here. Cheese. Yeah, cheese, because he dominated 120 for a while. He had the record for so long. I think he had like the longest hold of it. Yeah. And then I beat him.

And then you beat him. Me too. No, but I don't think so, because I don't know who the next one would be. Like, honestly. Is it is there someone is it Pan and Kolek? No. Why? Why not? Because I don't think he's good at speed running. Oh, who cares? I love Pan and sometimes he shows up in my chat

and it's like I'm like starstruck. But like completely different communities like Tassing and Runners. Sure. Maybe it can just be like Clint. Maybe he's put Clint on there. Is it Clint? Clint birthed you? Clint could maybe get in for Ocarina of Time 100%.

He birthed you? Dude, you said this is such a funny thing. Remember when you went on a trip? Liam went on like a trip and he didn't stream for like a week. And instead of just being no nothing live, he just streamed his old PBs for like a marathon. So it's like Liam from years and years ago. Looks way different. What a terrible idea. Dude, that idea was dog shit.

Everyone watched it, bro. You were still getting like a thousand viewers and shit. Yeah, because it was like... But you're goated. What? A lot of people like never saw that shit and it's like very cringe for me to watch. Because like I acted very different. Let me see. No, no, no, no, you don't have to. Don't worry, we have a TV.

So I'd watch it and I'm like, oh, damn. Yeah. And everyone's making fun of how different you are and all this stuff. And I messaged Ludwig, like, you see this Liam marathon that's going on? And Ludwig just said, Clint made Liam. You were super Clinty. What do you mean? You were Clinty.

I don't think so. You were Clinting it up. Clinty. You were loving the Clint. I think it means that you, I mean, did you watch Glenn back in the day? Glenn was like the only guy I watched. But like, like you just adopt the mannerisms of who you watch. Yes.

I've done this many a times. Famously from Northern Lion. I watched like too much Northern Lion and then I started talking about fucking Costco like I've been. Like that's just how it works sometimes. Or Bobby Scar or Bobby Scar. Yeah. I mean, that's the real one. That's your Clint Stevens. Yeah, that's my OG Clint Stevens.

Yeah. So, yeah, I think I think that's normal, especially when you're first doing it, because you don't even know what to do. So you're just kind of doing what you saw the guy do. Yeah. And you have like no viewers, too, for like a long time. Yeah. How many viewers did you have back then? like five Yeah, what year did you start streaming 2017? Oh? Same as me you really like yeah

No, you were you were out of high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay I'm I for a while for like 10 years in 2017. Yeah He's an old sage man I'm the oldest person here Here I have a year on you slime. I wish I wish I wish dude bald Liam It's funny. I'll be streaming like melee or something like watching a tournament and on game fives I have a rule where anyone can post ASCII and bald Liam is one of the most popular no yeah absolutely the bald Liam ASCII. Are we close? Terrible bald. You have great hair. I'm not doing that. Hairline check. No. Are you scared? A little. Don't let them bully you. No I'm gonna get it.

I have a widow's peak so it's like but people are gonna say I'm receding like my chat I so I don't show Are you receding? No, we can burn out Yeah, what if we censor it? You'll do that. Yeah Okay, I'm not be honest in my oh my god Nothing wrong your hair is censoring it This is what this is what anti-ball propaganda does to young men. I was waiting to see the Batman logo.

Yeah, I was like, oh, it's going to be a carnage. The McDonald's Archie's. A real Aiden. Like, I think it used to be worse. It was receding that it grew back. Yeah, I don't think that happened. No, it is mid 30s. Yeah. No, you're fine.

Diet or something. You should keep you should keep turkey on the space dock. At least know how to get there, what plane ride to take. Yeah, but have you heard of the guy, there's like someone who went to turkey and then he killed himself. Because, or like, okay, he got a hair transplant and then the doctor like trolled him. And like, fucked up his hair and then the guy killed himself. Yeah. What?

Yeah. Like right after or like after a little bit. I don't remember what he did. So because a haircut or did he just kill himself? No, it was related. OK, OK. Because like I just have to ask running it. So you so you're like in your open casket, you have hair. Oh, low key. Yeah, that'd be I mean, that'd be great. The worst idea. If I die like tomorrow and I have an open casket,

but I have a full head of hair like Tony star You guys can you guys just not say anything? Yeah as a joke for everyone else. I would do that. Yeah Yeah, dying wish people people like walk by like damn I thought he was bald and then Aidan would chime in and be like, no No, whole time whole time. You're invited by the way, you can come to my phone. Oh, wow I I cornered Liam last night and we were talking about video games and I was asking, he was like, is it worth to start playing Melee?

We had a conversation about that. And I realized after our conversation, I may have incepted the worst day of his life and honestly the worst day of all the people who watch you on streams lives coming up soon, which is I made him interested in playing League of Legends Dude I did this too with someone at the party except it's not a day I convinced shroud to do a month of League. Oh my you're gonna do it Dude, I said I go to shroud I go League month and he's like what is that and I'm like your shooters every shooter you play you're amazing And he's like, what is that? And I'm like, you're good at shooters.

Every shooter you play, you're amazing at. He's like, yeah, that's true, yeah. And I was like, how good are you at League? He's like, not very, I've never played it. I've played like, all the Blanc ones. I was like, that'd be fun to watch. Why'd you say month? Because I said, can you beat my record

of hitting plat, but in a month? Giving him a shorter timeline because he has some Dota reps and he's fucking shroud. And he's got a gamer. Yes. Oh, man. So he's going to do one month where he tries to hit platt in the course of that month. This route streaming to 700 people. No, I think it's going to be electric.

I think it's going to be electric. And if it kills career shroud viewers, come to me. Got you. I was like the main reason I started playing league originally was I didn't like how whenever I saw league, like culturally, like watching it or big events, I didn't know what was going on. I was like, I want to play enough to where I know what's going on. That's not why I play now, but that's why I started.

And I got to a point now where I feel like I get it and I can like explain how league works. And he was asking all the questions I was asking when I wanted to know how league worked and I, so I was like, oh my I was asking when I wanted to know how League worked. And I, so I was like, oh my God, yes, I get to find, I get to break it down for someone. And I broke it all down. And then I saw him like right before I left the party.

I was like, like, all right, I'll see you tomorrow. And he's like, yeah, I'm excited to play League now. Oh. And I walked away, like I smoked crack in front of my little brother. I was like, I, what did I do? That's worse than when I gave Cam a pack of cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah, Cam, who I saw when leaving, when I gave Cam a pack of cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah.

Cam, who I saw when leaving, was smoking a cigarette. Was smoking cigarettes. To this day. Sorry to the Liam community. Dude, that's really, really funny. I will not be tuning in. Yes, you will. Yeah, I will.

Oh my God, I would love to watch that. Is League like shit to watch? I think, okay, it's frustrating to play, because people all know thousands of hours more than you, so they're always gonna tell you to play. To watch? I don't know. Some people will just tune it out. I think it's a good game.

I watched like Sanch, for example, and he just talks the whole time. He's smurfing, but like- Yeah, but he also, Sanch runs it down with Fiora in ways I've never seen. I think it's fun to watch somebody learning the game. It's not fun to watch somebody who's like hard stuck, like an emerald or diamond just played 10 hours.

Yeah, trying to climb out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it becomes fun again when like you're one of the best players. Yeah, you smurf down to master again. Yeah. And then you just talk the whole time. Are you thinking about playing this on stream? Is that what you took away? That wasn't the plan. Oh, OK. then you just talk the whole time. Are you thinking about playing this on stream? Is that what you took away from this conversation? That wasn't the plan. Oh, OK. I have a lot of free time, but I play like only Old School RuneScape.

So maybe what? I think it's just because I know, because on stream you'll have the tiniest little like four by four pixel window of your old school RuneScape game. And every time I reminded it exists I'm like oh he's schizophrenic what does that mean? What do you mean? it means that the walls have teeth yeah

and you're scared of the walls sometimes I do two accounts like on the other monitor Dude! that's normal though like in the community yeah it's normal you're three boxing? two but the first box is Mario.

Oh, yeah. So three. Or something else. Yeah. So, OK, you you famously took a really long break. How long was the break? I've taken like a lot of long breaks. My longest one was like a year and a half. Like a year and a half. You didn't say anything. You just stopped.

Oh, yeah. I thought that was like hilarious. So I didn't even talk. I didn't even message like my best friends for like a year. Wait, wait, wait. It was like it was like a prank, right? But what did you do with your time? Yeah. Well, this was like covid. So no one was doing anything, right? I mean, what do they think you died?

I don't think you're dead. I think people said I went to jail was like a popular like theory Williams in jail. Yeah, it was the world's most Coincidental and greatest stream buff of all time because numbers went through the roof. They were crazy Yeah, they got a lot better after for some reason and you just didn't stream for 18 months of it Yeah, yeah, you left for on. I mean, I'm I'm late to the Liam lore.

You left for like a year and a half. I mean, you came back. You were a bigger streamer. Yeah. And all you do is speed run Super Mario 64. Yeah, that's because I think during that time, a lot of like big streamers started playing or started speed running Mario 64. So like a lot more people were like in the community, I guess. Well, that's so you're so lucky. Well, what was incredibly lucky the year and a half?

What were you doing? I was playing Ritz game like and just like I was just rotting, I guess. Damn, were you depressed? I don't think I've ever been depressed. Dude, I just I have to chime in for a moment. I feel like you might have been depressed. During the, like the year and a half?

Well, how about this, how about you just walk us through what a day would look like. Okay, I'd wake up at like 10pm. Okay. 10pm. 10pm? Yeah. Guys, let him finish. Yeah.

It might have been like 8, but I never saw the Sun cuz I had like blackout curtains I think I would wake up. Oh my god. I would rotate my meals I would have like macaroni and cheese or frozen pizzas or I think it's like ramen. Okay, and then I go to Wendy's a lot Like I love Wendy's. I still love Wendy's. OK, you still love Wendy's? No. OK. I think I just played RuneScape. So you played RuneScape and rotated three different meals. Like you'd play RuneScape for like, what, like 12 hours?

Like 16. 16. Oh, my bad. So what is your what were you taking a break from? OK, yeah. Was it just going live? I I think this was after I got World Record. So I like I had like it was a good it was like a break. I was like burnt out. That was the main thing.

Yeah, I used to play Mario like 12 hours every single day. Like I'd be live for that long and it kind of got miserable. So yeah, I just stopped. Did you finally hit? Did you get burnt out on RuneScape? That used to happen, but now I don't. I still play like too many hours. How close are you to max level? I don't know, but I'm like 500 hours away.

So you're close. Yeah, but it's there's like way more to it than maxing. Wait, what? Yeah, I didn't know this. There's like the big thing is like, I mean, I guess it like depends on who you ask, but it's there's like way more to it than maxing. Wait, what? Yeah, I didn't know this There's like the big thing is like I mean, I guess it like depends on who you ask but bossing and like getting top gear It's very it's a mechanical game. So wait runescape is about bossing and getting top. Yeah, okay top gear So maybe we start playing this shit

There's a surge of like wow streamers playing runescape right now And it's really cool people love it because they've never played it and they just love like I've been playing it all my life. There's a surge of like wow streamers playing RuneScape right now, and it's really cool. People love it because they've never played it and they just love like seeing new players play it. I thought it was really just getting max level and then everyone in the server would be around you and then you do fucking animation and then you log out forever. That's like kind of like. Like if you're autistic, I feel like you'd enjoy that because it's like really degenerate, like 100, 1000 hour burns. Guy who ate only macaroni and cheese, frozen pizza and played 16 hours of RuneScape a day.

After beating Mario 120 Star, the fastest in the world. After beating Mario 120 Star is saying, if you are autistic, it's you don't understand like the severity of RuneScape. There's a guy who, like, infamously, they have, like, experience records where they record it over, like, 24 hours or something. Mm hmm. He was grinding a skill for 24 hours, like literally straight, and he shit himself and he was, like, sitting in his shit

for, like, the second half of the day. And then he still got second. He didn't even do it. Also, he's like, Liam, you are closer to him than us. I am not. I feel. You are dangerously close. You are dangerously close.

Yes. You are dangerously close. Smelling the chair. I'm clean. I'm clean like a couple days ago. I'm fine. Wait, walk me through a day in your life now post break. OK, very changed. OK, let's hear it.

I like go for a morning walk. I wake up at like 11 a.m. OK. Normal. That's that good. We hit the A.M. Wow, that's progress. Eleven's good. And then that's like right now. My mom listening is like eleven is good. I don't understand.

OK. And then. I get home from the walk, and then I log in to RuneScape. Yeah. And... I fire up the crack and I just... And you're telling me there's never RuneScape before the walk? No, I don't even go on my PC.

How long is the walk? How many steps are we getting? Like five minutes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, hold on, hold on. So the walk to get out of your house is almost as long as the walk outside. How many steps we get in like five minutes? The walk to get out of your house is almost as long as the walk outside That was as long as logging in a room skates, but it's like I don't do it for health I do it for like the mind okay to see the Sun you know right right yeah, okay? Yep health Can I could you have an iPhone? Yeah? Can you pull up the health if you my steps are pretty good?

But I can show you how bad they used to be It's I don't think you've ever seen any love to see this. I would love to see I'm excited to see this Okay, let me take a look. Let me let me dive in here. I'm gonna read it out for everybody Okay, so Wow, so you go. This is the good right? Yeah, okay So just for everyone listening you can go to the health app if you're on your phone, it'll tell you your average steps. And Liam over the past seven days, averaging three thousand steps. That's great. It's not over seven days. Like three thousand average. Oh, every day.

So, yeah, fine. It's not bad. How is that not? Isn't that good? Well, let's keep going. This year, two thousand. OK. Well, let's keep going this year 2000, okay Last year 1700 2021 300

Just your house that's? That's just your house. That's the square footage of your house. I didn't go outside. Sorry, it gets worse. It might be the square footage of your bedroom. It might be the square footage of your bedroom. If you go from March of 2020, the start of COVID, to February of 2021, he is averaging 140 steps. Bro, holy shit.

What? What? He wasn't depressed. I wasn't depressed. Averaging a hundred forty steps bro. Holy shit He wasn't depressed I wasn't depressed. Oh my god. Yeah, I've like 85 Holy shit well, I mean this is illuminating. This is what it takes. Yeah. A brisk pace. You could do you could do 100 in a minute. That's one minute of walking. Yeah. A minute of walking is 100. You had days where you walked less than a minute.

Yeah. Well, I wouldn't go outside because I would get my groceries delivered. So I just like walk to the door, bring them in. Yeah. Are you fat? Do you think you'll pay for your crimes one that was heavier I wasn't like fat which time what's your peak weight I don't take my weight but I don't think I've ever been like 200 I think like 180 maybe not even that big of a deal scale here not here not here now I'm like well this is what this is what it takes to be one of the best

I guess this is what it takes to keep this is after he hit the world record Yeah, and better stuff cost him everything why do you look fit? I'm I'm like recently. I've been like dieting go to the gym. Oh So you go to the gym? Yeah, that's part of the daily routine, but I go at like 1 a.m. Cuz I don't like what people are there we didn't even like it through the daily. Yeah to be clear He's back now, so you wake up at 11 mm-hmm then you're gonna five minute walk I'm gonna wait so you're like a guy with like a perfectly healthy work ethic who just decides to fucking ignore it sometimes

Like you could go to the gym, and you'll actually do it This is a very like recent like within the last few months. Oh wow I like never went to the gym and you'll actually do it. This is a very like recent like within the last few months. Oh, wow. I like never went to the gym before. OK, what motivated you? Um, I just like looked in the mirror. I was like, what the hell happened? Pulled up your shirt and you're like, oh, no. Yeah, I was in the office and I had my shirt off

because I just got done working out and I'm walking around. I go up to Nick and I'm like, Do you think I'm fat? And he looks at me he's like no and I was like, do you think I could stand to lose some weight? He said before I finished my sentence he's like yes. So after that, I was the motivation. I started eating salads. I think he's on my skinned ass. Down 15. I'm down 15 too. Down 15. So I'm 185 now. It's 240, 235.

I'm 185 now. All right. So you go, you wake up, you go on a five to 20 minute walk sometimes. You come back and now you're in the house. Now he's playing RuneScape. That's RuneScape. Oh, it's RuneScape. Yeah.

Yeah. And how long are we on RuneScape? Maybe like eight hours. There's a lot to do. But you go live at some point. Well, yeah, I've been on like a little break because I'm moving. I move every year. Why?

Just like I've every apartment I've been in has been terrible. Like mine. What? Is this true? Yes. You always. The thing is, he's always talking about been terrible. Like, my- what? Is this true? Yes! You always- the thing is, he's always talking about his neighbors. Oh my god, I want to actually murder my neighbors. I want to kill them.

What's the beef? They- I think they're morbidly obese. Because I don't understand how they can- like, my upstairs neighbors? I don't know how they can stomp so loud. Oh, so they're being loud? Yeah. Wow. Wait, you think-

I mean, I thought you're the guy who's like, you know, talking at full volume in his room. No, you can't hear like voices. But the vibrations from the steps... I can hear. So I will like get my broom and bash it. Oh, you're doing the broom thing? Yeah. Damn.

I'll vacuum it. That's like some six-year-old person text. Dude. Like your own friends. Yeah. Me and Adap were trying to think of things that fell off. That's actually, I thought that was one of them. Quieting down the upstairs.

Hitting the broom. Quieting down the upstairs with a broom. I thought that had fell off. But apparently it hasn't. And then they stomped back like a bunch of children. And then I had this rubber mallet that I hit the ceiling with, and I marked it 200 times. And it wasn't color.

You're losing your deposit. No, but I painted it, and I streamed it,'t come off. You're losing your deposit. No, but I painted it and I like streamed it so it was content. Oh my god, you're a genius. But I like color matched it wrong. You're an idiot. I don't know what to think of you. It's like close enough that I don't think they'll see it.

Okay, so you haven't moved out yet. No, I'm like in a week or two. When we all lived together, the first place we all got together, when Ludwig was like, basically had just started streaming, I put it like a really big load of laundry in the wash. Like I had like four months of laundry, I did it all at once. And I think the laundry machine was already kind of on its last leg, but this took it over the edge and it broke it. You just broke the machine.

And the entire downstairs of our house, because we all lived on the second story, and the first story was like living spaces, like communal spaces. I flooded of our house. Cause we all lived on the second story. And the first story was like living spaces, like communal spaces. I flooded the whole house. It was like ankle deep water on the entire first story. And Ludwig comes in my room and he's just like so mad. He's just like, the house is flooded.

I'm like, what? I come downstairs and we're brushing water out of the house. And we're like trying to see if a service will come and like vacuum all the water out. And they were like, the guy on the phone was literally like,'m gonna be real with you like the cost you're gonna eat if people find out This happened to you is so much bigger Than what it's worth like just figure out a way around it like don't call us and I was like, okay Because he wanted to charge like six thousand dollars. Holy shit. I was gone during all this

it's very convenient we shovel all the water out of the house and I was gone during all this. It's very convenient. We shovel all the water out of the house and we. The only part it was kind of weird, the only part you could really see it was under our fridge, which was like all the wood had like completely warped. Oh, but we just moved out. And we were just like, well, if they don't notice, yeah, the mold isn't going to grow for a few months. And we moved out like the next month.

We do like to. So like the closet with all the carpet in it. That is molded. There's black mold. We like to think of, you know, landlords as usually in the wrong, but they're cops. Sometimes sometimes they're in the right. So that doesn't get a raw deal.

I I paid the price for this, the iron price, because in the next place we lived together, which was like another fairly normal size place, I have a scar on my arm still. You see this right above the tattoo mark? It's it's there was a like, like kind of like a towel rack just bolted into the bathroom. And it was extremely sharp, like these sharp edges.

And I just walked by it one day in the bathroom, graze my arm, just cut so deep that I have a scar to this day. And then they had the audacity to email us and being like, I don't know why there's a towel rack in there. That's your guys. You got to take that out. And I sent them a picture of my scar. And I was like, that did this to me. And it's not mine.

They fucking care. So I paid the iron price for what you guys did. And you and you're you're slamming the broom up on the. Have you ever met them? You should know them. No, but I did go to my mail room to like find a package of theirs. So I actually have the guy's like legal name and I found him on LinkedIn. So I know where he works.

Oh, my God. Liam, Liam, Liam. He's ultimately just walking around. No, they left a very passive aggressive note in my door that was saying that and they're like, we feel very threatened and horrified every day from the broom. And it's like, just don't stomp. And it's during the quiet hours.

So I've had a bit of a problem. I put on my my Apple watch to measure how well I was sleeping and snoring and stuff like that. You know, I've been having nightmares. And I looked at it in the morning and it just said my penis was small. What? Why? The health app is getting too detailed. It got all that from your pulse? Yeah, and also I already knew it. Safe to say I'm having terrible sleep.

You know what I heard? It could be your bed. You sleep on your stomach? Well, I sleep on the floor first. That is step number one. We're gonna get you off the floor and I think the way I'd like to try doing that is with a Helix Sleep Mattress. You talked about this a lot. I haven't been convinced, but my Apple Watch is very mean.

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and learn something about yourself. Yeah, maybe you'll get Slytherin. Or keep mashing your penis into the rough floor. Tell them the yard sent you and it's going to be trouble. Tell them the yard sent you and there's trouble to be had Oh, no back to the real episode. We might not want us to send them again. I'm not the asshole here It's true. So what are the quiet? They wake up every day at 7 am I the asshole everyone were competing now you make your case And I'm gonna ask some exploring questions. So they there what time are they stomping?

What what are the air quotes? Well, they are stomp. How do we like so do you can you hear them on stream? Oh, no, you are yes, you can I can know can you check? Oh, no, no, no, cuz I have like a filter Okay, is like maybe can you show me what the stomping is like? You stomp with your feet. Yeah, could you act it out? I mean that the velocity I wouldn't imagine they're like Okay, so you think you think with intent they are going like this. Or do you think they're just fucking big and they got flat feet? I think they're you got courage. I think they're huge.

And they just like have no concern for like other people around them. OK, so I don't think it's like malicious. Right. Do you walk in your tiptoes? I do. I'm very softly because like I don't want to be a dick to my downstairs. I don't have the reason. But yeah, I've got bad news. Wait, what? I want to know. Can you go through your diet one more time? My diet? Yeah. What do you eat now?

Mm hmm. I usually eat like eggs in the morning, like eggs and egg whites. Like almost every morning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been like slipping recently. I've been and egg whites like almost every morning. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I've been like slipping recently. I've been going to like a bagel store. Okay. Yeah, it's like I can I have like habits Yeah, yeah, you didn't talk to your friends for how long? Like a year and a half. Sorry, let's go back. So you're normal for you. You're stomping or they're stomping around What hours is something it starts at 7 in the morning? When does it something? It starts at seven in the morning. When does it end? They probably, okay, I also don't understand.

When you're in your house, why are you walking? It will go for hours straight. Cause don't you walk. The guy with 80 steps. Why are you walking in your house? You're walking too much. You can literally order anything. Don't they have rooskates to play?

Yeah, no, don't they go to their desk and chill for like 30 minutes? Or go to their bathroom? I think this is a reasonable thing to say. Do they work from home? Is that the idea? It's not like they're walking to leave. They're walking the whole day, like 7 to what, 5? There is a gap. So it's like 7 to 9 and then it'll be like a couple hours and then maybe like 5 p.m. I think they do work like out and then they come home, what? Sorry, am I the asshole argument? you're basically saying they're getting up

And then they're walking around for two hours, and then they're done Yeah, but I wake up at 11 11 so this wakes you up earlier yet with a throbbing headache and one walls. It's like an earthquake. It feels like And what are you brooming? like all times a day Sometimes I do it when they're not even making noise. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the last week. I'm there cuz like they can't evict me I'm leaving right so And you've done it enough to make so many marks in your ceiling that you had to paint over it. Mm-hmm

I stopped using the rubber thing. So I just use the broom which doesn't mark it and now the question is Are you the asshole and you've never talked to him or sent them a note? No But they gave you a note They gave me a very like- They gave you a note? A note that like made my blood boil and I like ripped it and threw it away. Right, right, right. It was like a fucking TV show.

What do you think? We've- we're going to court. Uh, yeah. Gentlemen. We're going to court. Is there anything you'd like to add? We've relayed all the facts. It's before and after the quiet- it will go until like one in the morning.

So it'll- it'll- it's quiet it will go until like one in the morning So it'll seven to nine five to one in the morning. Yeah, basically any time they're at the apartment. They're clomping McCombsons Yep, okay, and it's not just walking like it they are always stomping. There's how many is it? How many of those fat cells up there? Oh, I? Don't know it might be like five. It's at least two. Because they said like us. It's like five guys. Five. Five people there. Five fat guys on bunk beds. Terrorizing Liam.

They're running a fucking new crypto. They're rolling around and punching everything. Who signed the note? Did they sign it? Signed the five. Signed Ficcums and Vatsos. I don't remember who. Okay. All right. Well, let's yeah, we appreciate that jury. I don't know if you guys want to take point on this.

I mean, I'll throw my hat in the ring. I think Liam's in the right here. Really? Yeah, I think that it just sounds like he is an immaculate neighbor. Make sure that he, I mean, for a while... Because his voice doesn't even travel. His voice doesn't travel. Doesn't travel. He talks at a very reasonable volume.

And he walks on his tiptoes. And he walks on his tiptoes. And he seems to only retaliate, right? Yeah. Well, sometimes he initiates... Sorry. After a long history of being aggressed from above. Well, you have to expect that he's going to fight back for his own freedom in this spot.

I mean, this America. Now, if I could push the other direction, I would say never having ever reached out to them and randomly hitting a rubber mallet on the roof during hours, they're not even making the noise, you know, almost like hitting a dog. Because what if they don't know that when they have to know? Yeah, that's like stomping makes noise. So like, you know, when a dog pisses up like in the house and you yell to go, no, you can't piss in the house. And then they understand and they don't piss.

And Liam's basically just yelling at the dog when he's just chilling because he remembered the piss. Now another dog is reasonably terrified. He's like, can't I chill and then the dogs like what? I live in terror. So what behavior am I doing that's pissing him off? I don't even know now That's a great point love it. Let me let me say this. Let's say if you go upstairs There is a gang of five 300 pound man running some sort of Ethereum mine out of it.

Five guys with the exact physique of Ludwig. The exact physique of Ludwig and they are all bald with like mustaches and leotards. Yep. And you imagine they open the door and it's like Zangief from Street Fighter and you're just like, uh, uh, and imagine they could just rip him apart limb by limb. Right. Right. Which they probably would. I, you know just rip him apart limb by limb. Right. Right. Which they probably would. I, you know, I would be a little scared.

Yeah, I'd be scared, but I also, I could maybe help them. Well, I know Mr. Beast. Let's, uh, let's take this to a poll. Uh, all in favor of Liam is the asshole. Raise your hands. All against. Uh-huh. He does not get to vote.

So I think the jury is out. The jury is in the comments. Jury in the commentary. You will have to decide it's a hung jury. So for now, you're saying. But you explained it so bias. And that's his job. He does this a lot.

I feel like you can see it. I can see that they were fat. They made five, three's his job. He does this a lot. I feel like you can see it. I can see that they were fat. They made five, three hundred pound people. But that's a big help. They made five, three hundred pound people. But OK, the dog example doesn't make sense because they know what they're doing, because they put it in the note.

Like they said, like, we know like, like, we're just walking around like they know it's the stop Hold up. Hold up. You had an opportunity to say this before I said that Said is there anything else you want to add you didn't have this I can't be I said that for sure No, you had they said they feel like terrified You didn't see that they're just walking around. They knew they were okay Yeah, they said no say to your best memory?

It said like, we are just using our living space. Like this is our home and we pay for it. Like we use it during non-quiet hours, which is bullshit. Like it's happening before and after. And then it was like, if you don't... You basically said all that. Yeah, if you don't stop, we will have to report this to the management. What are the quiet hours?

It's like 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. or something like that. I want you the only other thing because it's too late. We're already deliberated. But if you want to add something to your case, if you can capture this on video, the stomping. Oh, I thought about doing that and faking it and sending it to my my management. Why would you fake it? Because it happens.

No, no, no, no, no, because I don't know if my camera's going to pick or my phone's going to pick up the phone. So pick it up Because it happens all the time. No, no, no, no, is really bad. This is so bad. They already voted. So it doesn't matter. Oh, he's chopped. He's chopped. Do you think that when you move and maybe you have a much quieter experience that you'll kind of miss this big circus troupe? Absolutely not. No, I want a place where like I can just renew a lease for once.

You should wait. Have you always gotten like apartments? Has it always been like issues with neighbors? Always apartments. When do you get a house. You should, wait, have you always gotten like apartments? Has it always been like issues with neighbors? Why don't you get a house? You should get a house. I'm not, I'm not like a millionaire. Move somewhere cheaper.

We live, is it public where you live? When we had the least money. No, but it's California so it's fucked. Yeah, don't live there. But you need a lot of roommates. When we had, yeah, you do need a lot of roommates, but when we had the least money, we all lived in a house. That's if you have like four roommates.

If you're living solo. I can't do roommates. You can't do roommates? Are you a diva I can't do roommates. You can't do roommates. Are you a diva? No. Well, then why can't you do roommates? Because I've had a bad roommate experience and we're walking around in quiet hours. After hearing your story, I've now

now I'm not wondering who's the bad roommate. I'm a very good roommate. I believe you that you're a quiet roommate outside of the mallet bashers. How is the sink looking? I would imagine if Liam very good roommate. I believe you that you're a quiet roommate outside of the mallet bash. How's the sink looking? I would imagine if Liam was your roommate. I wash. You wash?

But the roommate didn't or take out the trash and would like crank up the AC so I'd be sweating. Oh, it's a real Nick. What does that mean? Yeah, that's how Nick was. I crank down the AC. Cranking down is way better. I go cold. I hate hot.

Cranking up you meant making it warmer. Yeah, he said it wrong, but he said I go cold. I hate cranking up and making it warm. He said it wrong, but he said I was sweating. So I know what he meant. OK, because you can't crank up AC. Well, you can because the air conditioning is often considered a cold volume or a cold measurement. Right. Crank up the AC, meaning make it colder.

That's what I said. The opposite. Right. But this is just a language thing. This is a beautiful opposite. Right. But it is just a language thing. This is a beautiful language. Very. Dude, you said something about your dad once that was so fucking funny. Do you hate your parents? No, I don't.

I'm like not super close to them. You I feel like you talk shit on them every day. What you do. No. Isn't that what you don't know what you do? No, I don't tell them because I think it's embarrassing. What do they think you do? What do I think you do? No, I don't tell them because I think it's embarrassing What do they think you what I think you do? I? Well, my dad doesn't ask I don't I don't know but my mom every time I call her she like practically begs me to tell Her and I just like threatened to hang up. She's like so desperate for me to call her

So desperate for me to call her. Because I haven't seen her since 2019 and she's like, oh, you have to visit me. Where does she live? She's like almost homeless or something. I don't know. She's like out and about. Okay. So there's what is happening?

What do you mean she's out and about? What do you mean she's out and about? She's getting born in 87 today? Yeah. She's in like some third world countries, like for fun. It's like an extended vacation. Is your mom a political prisoner? I don't know. I think she's like.

Is she homeless or on vacation? I think she's on vacation, but it's been like a year. OK. And it's and she's like Airbnb hopping. OK, OK. OK. Is that normal? No, I don't in it's she's like Airbnb hopping. Okay, okay No, I don't think it's fun. It's fine. I think maybe is normal but the way that you understand it seems to be abnormal I think it's really weird because she like I think she doesn't have a job right now No, oh, I didn't know that. Okay. This explains a little bit. Only a little though.

Do you have siblings? I have a sister. Unfortunately. Oh, no. Wait. No, I'm just like. What does that mean? No, because like my chat is so weird.

That's fair. Sure. Sure. You call her? Yeah, actually pretty close. I mean, she doesn't know what I do either. Wait, wait, wait. You're not pretty close. Well that's not like a topic that would ever come up. I don't know what she do either. Wait, wait, wait. You're not pretty close. Well, that's that's not like a topic that would ever come up.

I don't know. It's like the first one. Number one. It's like the main thing. No, the default social interaction. Would you be open to telling her? No, no. Why?

It creeps me out. Thinking my family would watch my stream because I don't act like I do on a stream around them. It's like they wouldn't they'd be so weirded out. Do you think so they load up you and you have just bombed a Mario run and now you're playing a horror game and you're saying your chat what the fuck is mayonnaise? And then you're embarrassed that they might see that. Specifically my sister that would not ever work because my my chats like they just make very creepy. They're a little wild. creepy, incestuous jokes. Yes.

Ew. Ew. That doesn't help? Yeah. Are you older? No. Oh, she's older. Yeah, she's quite old.

Like, yeah. Like slime's age? Yeah. Well, no, younger actually. Like quite a bit. So my age. Quite a lot. Yeah. Appreciate that. But quite old. It So my age. Quite a lot. Yeah, yeah.

Appreciate that. It's gonna get worse for you by the way. No, actually I think being 30 is cool. Yeah, of course you do. You're such a piece of shit. No, I've just learned a lot in my 20s. I'm gonna knock your old ass teeth out. I'm wise now.

Wait, so I don't know if we're generally where you live is public, but where would you want to move? I'm going to Austin. You're going to Austin? Yeah. Oh, you're gonna become a dubby or no, sorry, a poggers? No, wait, what is it? live as public but where would you want to move? I'm going to Austin. You're going to Austin? Oh you're going to become a dubby, or no sorry, a poggers? No wait, what is it?

Why Austin? It's an OTK stream. Some friends. I don't know anybody where I am. Simply there? Simply yeah. We're pretty good buddies. Do some streams together. Dude you're going to become an Austin streamer.

Yeah, IRL streaming and shit. Oh my God. You're going to lab it. Are you do you dread the day that do is there ever a thought in your head that your stream will get so big that your family will just see it? No, I don't think I think I'm like my stream is dying. Like it would not because I plateau or go down.

I don't go up. I like that. Is this true? I don't like it would not because I'm I plateau or go down. I don't go up. I like that. Is this true? I don't know. Especially since like because I don't play SM 64 anymore, but like I'm pretty content, but I probably shouldn't be. I should probably like try to grow. Do you think you're happy? Yeah, no. Well, yeah. Recently. Well, I know you're not. I know you're not depressed.

I'm not depressed. I feel like usually I'd say like I'm content like I'm satisfied like a out of ten on a day to day what do you think about do you think about having okay you're gonna be doing this five years from now ten years from now yeah I could do it what the fuck are you gonna do after it bro you know what you snap your fingers your fingers and you can make everything you want in your life real. What does that look like for you?

It's like infinite money, right? So you just, okay, so your dream life is the ability to wake up, play Runescape, eat whatever you want and go back to bed at whatever time you want with no worry that you ever have to change that. Yep. Do you want kids? Yeah. OK, right. I was just hoping. Where is it? It's crazy. No, yeah, everyone hoped the answer was no.

I think I'd be a great dad. I don't think I don't think I mean, he takes care of his Roomscape character. Yeah. Yeah. And let me tell you, that kid would walk around and he's fucking tippy to us. He would sell the kid for a cape. No, i got like a plant recently and like it's alive still that's actually huge yeah it's actually very hard to take care of a plant i've had it for a couple months it's true an ex-girlfriend of mine got me a cactus and cactuses aren't supposed to die and mine died i was really that's fucked up yeah she got She got up for me on Valentine's Day, too.

So it was like a. Liam, I think you're my hero. I'm thinking about it more. I just think you're the goat. Appreciate it. Told you. That's all I had to say. Dude, we would. So when me and Josh man live together, we would.

You were like the nighttime like fireplace. We would just fire up your your stream and we watch you run Mario. He'll never admit it, but you were his comfort streamer. Yeah. You're my Oshi. Is that? Yeah, that was a good usage. Yeah, you're like a horse girl that I. Oshi is a Japanese term means push and it's like who you put

like support. It's like your bias in the kpop terms. Yeah, Jido Humbike. And so we watch you and then you'd lose a Mario run constantly. Okay, that's normal. You would just never, ever, ever, ever, ever PB ever. But that's normal. Ever. Yep.

And then if it's green upstairs, you know, it's going red. Oh, God, dude. It was just like clockwork. Rainbow. It was just. And so we watch. And then you get really mad and you lose the run. And then you would keep the timer going. And then Mario would just be sleeping in the courtyard

and it'd say like three hours and you'd be playing the word. Oh, and Josh would be like, ah, looks like it was a bad night on the river. And then we would turn it off because we like watching Mario. But goody, you know, goody, goody is a giant Liam fan. Like she is like, she's like the it's the picture of like the army guys holding up like the plateau of the two people. And it's just Goodie. But I messaged Goodie one time and I was like,

is Liam, is Liam Walsh like, he never runs Mario? And she's like, no. Mario, he's a better streamer if he never streams Mario. So that's how you know she was a real fan. That she only liked this shit. if he never streams Mario. So that's how you know, she was a real fan Wow, that's nice. She only liked this shit. She was tired of Mario. But me and Josh man loved that Anyway, it was that you were a part of our nightly routine. You were our runescape for a long time Oh and you're like that for a lot of people even the schizophrenics in your chat who love incest Yeah, but it's like ironic

That's how it starts, right? Check out the history. It does. It does start ironically. As all as my Patois accent did. And now I say that is it on ironic. But then I became immersed in the culture. Well, I don't know what to say. I watched many Brad Pitt film.

Have you ever have you ever unleashed your Patois accent at Peter? No, I haven't yet. Yeah. Maybe see what he cries. I don't think he would think anything of it. Now, my my step grandmother Althea Althea. Yeah. That'd be awesome because she has a pot to accent. You should a little bit chop it up with a twinge. I will. I am going to let me get a black stepfather named Peter

who is Jamaican, Jamaican heritage, but speaks like he's from Boston He's just American. What are you talking about? He's just American. He's born in America. He's like he's from Boston because he's born here I was born here You college Liam a little bit like uh, how many how many semesters? I think three three semesters Maybe four. That's one year. Would you say yeah? I was doing computer science, but I was just doing like general ed and then I just stopped you stopped because of streaming or because No, it was not RuneScape. It was Why I guess like I just didn't like it and then streaming also was doing well, so I focused on streaming. And then I didn't stream for like a year and a half.

But then I came back and it worked out. Who were you supposed to be? Like, let's say Mario 64, Clint Stevens never existed. You never get kind of tainted or like, you know, pulled in by the siren call of Clint. What would Liam be now? 26 year old. Dead. No.

The guy who was never depressed. No. I guess like. Programming, but I can't imagine that. I would hate it. I hated CompSci so much. So I don't know. I don't know what I'd do. Who do you watch, Switch now? A little bit do. Do you watch Switch now? A little bit.

Who do you watch? RuneScape streamers. So you're not playing, you're watching it? Yeah, and at the same time, like playing and watching. Yeah, right. No, I mean, with RuneScape, I feel like that makes the most sense. Yeah, because sometimes it's kind of boring. I think you should move here instead.

I think you should give us a year with you. We'll show you the world and we'll go to the Grand Canyon. Yeah, we'll do all kinds of fun activities. We'll do like 5,000 steps. I go for a hike sometimes now. So I see the world. Yeah, nah man. You know what? Actually you don't gotta change things up.

I think this is good. You think so? Well, if he finds true joy from just RuneScape, that's more successful than most people can claim to be. I mean, I guess the word put him in there is- Is it? Would you describe it? He also found a way to make it his job?

Would the RuneScape? Is the RuneScape? The RuneScape isn't. No, no, I'm saying like he found a way to make like sitting at his computer his job. Yes. So if he wants to do RuneScape while he's doing it, he plays it on the side. Our kid can do this.

If he's happy and he wants to do this until he dies, who's to tell him he's wrong for that? Our kid. He is our kid. OK. That's his unk wisdom he's giving you right now. The rules change when you have a child, though. Remember that.

Because you have a child one day, you can't just, you can't be getting 85 steps a day. Well, no, you just make an account for him. Right. Yeah. No, you make the kid play the account and do like the menial grinds Yeah, you can just play on the iPad God I Mean I did a girl that used to wow raid with her parents really yeah

Have you ever um have you ever had a normal job? um a gas station We're to the gas station. Yeah. Oh my god. No, I just lied. Okay, I say that on stream He couldn't lie to your face. Yeah, I appreciate you rolling it back. I feel bad. You've never had a real job No, that's crazy, bro ever No, yeah. No, I mean I like walk dogs

Are like I dog sat once. I thought why? But I got paid for it. I look I think Liam is the true American dream. I think so too. He is basically what should be a mother's basement gamer who has found a way to survive. He's like the Walmart t-shirt that says like homework uncheck.

Yeah. I like nice to sister. I don't play games because I have no playing video game. Yeah. And he gets to live like that. And you get to live like that because you're just goaded. And he's not depressed in every day. He's a seven.

Well, you do. But you do want a kid. Yeah, of course. You who doesn't want to like everyone's a kid. So I don't know if I want to. I think if you don't want a kid, it means like maybe you haven't matured emotionally enough is my take. Right. Yeah. I that's your take. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't emotionally matured enough.

Right. Right. Right. How much GP do you have right now? Like runescape? Yeah. A few billions? Yeah, bitch. Do you hear that Nick? Billions. Worst harm for his family. Knows his family is gonna need it one day. I mean, look, I think we are pointing out the

maybe the funny differences between Liam's life and you know, let's say an average listener's life. Sure. But, you know, you're not too different. Me and Liam? Yeah, you're a floor sleeper who wakes up when he pleases, takes naps throughout the day. Wait, floor sleeper?

Ah, we sleep on the floor. We've gotten here. What do you mean on the floor? Like on the wood? Like on a rug. I sleep on a rug, on the floor. The bed, I feel is he has a bed. I have a bed. You have a bed. And you don't see like we can poke these funny Nick. What? Oh, playing League of Legends.

Oh, seven hours a day. League of Legends man addicted. In the morning playing League. It was in the call with me. It was fun. That mean. Meanwhile, he has some responsibilities. Oh, my God. All of our responsibilities. I didn't say which responsibility.

It's all of them. But Nick has some. He has some. And so, you know, we're pointing out these little funny things. What about you? I'm very mature. You're very mature. Of the group, I'm the most mature, yes.

You came in here crying, almost tear streaming down your face because you fucked up his order. I came in tear streaming down my face group because there was a communication lapse and I wanted to know how to fix that. Out of this whole group. Huh? Out of this whole group? Yeah, I'm the most mature. Yeah. And you have way too much leg today. Too much leg. I hate when he's right.

Why is the hair go up so much? You should get a Brazilian. What is the hair supposed to end like on a line? Usually it does start to taper off. Really? Or it gets hairier depending on how you become more blonde. Are you hairy? I have like a leg hair. I have like a lot of foot hair.

Do you have foot hair? Is that normal? I like on the toes. Yeah. Yeah. Like like on the like right here. Yeah. Can you show me your gripper? You're going to block it out. Yeah, we'll put it out. You want me to take my phone? Please. Yeah. So you can you show me your gripper? You going to block it out? Yeah, we'll put it out. You want me to take my spot? Please. Yeah, we'll definitely blur it.

The two times he's he's he's really wanted a sensor had to do with his hair. Well, I think it's because his chat, he's very conscious about. Oh, my God. Is that weird? Oh, wait, I think I'm lying. Why? Why is your second toe so big with the toenail so small? I'm like subcontinental. That's what mine looks like. Oh, my God. You're a warlock. Your second toe so big but the toenail is so small? I'm like subcontinent though. That's what mine looks like.

That's what my second toe. Oh my god, you're a warlock. Your second toe is a finger. Dude, your second toe is so long. It's normal for the second toe to be longer. But the toenails are so small. That's me, you. And then the third toe is bigger than the second one.

If you have some hair. We did. Like a good amount. I mean, you have a huge one. But his is like, you're like a hobbit. Yeah, you are a hobbit. But I love Lord of the Rings. That's like what the first feet looked like. Man.

Like, I think your feet, like, change if you don't wear shoes a lot. So like, I don't go outside, so like, my toes spread out. That's a thing. Like a plant searching for the sun? Yeah. I think this is real. Uh, no, I have a similar toe thing to him. Oh, no, your toes.

Your toes are fucked up. Your toes are fucking up. Sometimes they're just black, because you smash them and they're walking around still they bend over Each other yeah James feet black toes yeah, just like totally bruised Had my big toe fall off out of a few toenails fall off Get closer friend uh Yeah, no they look a bit ugly sometimes.

What's he gonna ask you, Liam? You goddamn crazy motherfucker. I'm enamored by his life. You want kid? You be dating? No. Well, that's step one. Yeah, you got it. That's like... Yeah. I mean, you don't need to be...

You got time? You got time? Like, work in progress. Okay. Are you on dating apps? No. No? No. Where is Are you on dating apps? No. No? No.

Where is the work being done? The gym. Yeah, the gym. Oh, you're meeting girls at the gym? No, the gym is... The gym is... You guys are being... He's planting the seeds.

You guys are being a bit facetious. I think the play to get a girlfriend isn't necessarily put yourself out there. It can sometimes just be improving yourself. Right. And then that becomes more appealing to others. You do have to put yourself out there, can sometimes just be improving yourself. And then that becomes more appealing to others. You do have to put yourself out there a bit. Sure, but I think it is more important to do the improving of self than to put yourself out there.

Can you describe your dream girlfriend? Does she have a big busty? Why do you have that? I am asking questions. Does she have small? I don't mind the body. Ah, does she have a mind that's wise? Does she have small? I don't mind the body. Ah. Does she have a mind that's wise? Does she have a bussy mind?

What about a pretty little face, but... Base is good. She's 5'5", with a little attitude? Yeah. 5'5". Cannot be taller than 5'5". Really? Yeah. How tall are you? 5'7"?

6'1". My bad. Mess that one up. Pause. He's 6' one, yeah. So you want someone who's five five, can't be taller. Mm hmm. They're...

You don't mind the body. Can they be richer than you or poorer? Do you want them to be like a sugar mama? I don't care. Do you want them to be okay with you playing like RuneScape? Yep. Yep. That's like essential. Is that a negoticape? Yep. That's essential.

Is that a negotiable? Like if she's like, babe, you I think you've been you've been I know you've been grinding so hard and you've been playing like 12 hours a day. What if you played 10 hours a day and hung out with me? No, I would put her away. I wouldn't like you put her away like? Like the wife of the Scientology guy? In Gold Base? You'd put her in Gold Base?

No, I would. I would play less. Aww. If she says, I don't want you playing Rootscape this month. This month? No, because then she's not accepting of my hobbies. Real shit. So your ideal is like a partner that has potentially

an equal obsession with something else. And they're obsessed with that all the time, you're obsessed with that, and then you converge to watch maybe a TV show before bed. Sure, that sounds good. I'm not picky. Would you feel weird if she played RuneScape as much as you did?

Like, is that your thing? What if she's better at RuneScape? What if she's better at RuneScape as much as you did. Like, is that your thing? What if she's better at RuneScape? She's better. Oh, I think I would feel threatened. Yeah. Yeah, no. Can you be good? Yes. Dude, isn't it just knowledge of where to fucking know?

No, no, no, no, no, no. The dungeon and then you just hope the tick is good. No, this is like a common misconception. I was telling Nick this yesterday. Like there is you think it's like clicking rocks, but there are very, there's so many mechanics. There are people that are like, inconceivably good at the game. Like, and like, they just play perfectly. Because you need mouse accuracy.

That's like a big thing. You wouldn't know if you like, don't play. So it's kind of like osu! Like, and people like say oh, it's oh, Sue No, yeah Cuz you have to click really fast and like very accurately sometimes to do but isn't the animation time slow enough that you don't Have to be that fast because you can just wait for the animation. It's on like a tick system So like every point six seconds, so you just have to click

Kind of like anticipating the ticks and understanding the rhythm of the game. It's like a rhythm game. You have to be like doing something like every tick sometimes. Okay, but if we do a duel, that's just RNG. If we have the same gear. Yeah. There's no skill to PvP. I guess spell timers. There is a lot of skill. There's like arguably more. Just spell timers? It's like there's a lot of, it's just like the clicks.

It's a lot of clicks. This conversation is happening at a methadone clinic right now. Right in the waiting room. I got as far as level 80 on a free to play count and then quit. That's pretty good. I did that too in like 2007.

I've never opened the RuneScape client in my life. You have to. You don't have to. What if I busted open on stream? It's very boring really Even as a brand new player. I think it's so boring to watch. Yeah. I think it's so boring. There's the visual language It's a very charming but after that it's just like what are you gonna fucking do? I don't know I don't know what to do What do you want to fuck around in Lomridge? Yeah? Well, I think that's what you're missing here You're gonna fucking make like 12 fires You're gonna kill like a goblin and then get a skimitar

I think you stream it you firing up a runescape stream is like in the first 30 minutes you go and Like your face realizes that this is kind of boring. You're like because I don't think there's like an objective you need direction Yeah, there's not like something you can chat would be that right? Like yeah, I said this earlier like a lot of Wow streamers I guess cuz like there's no wow content right now like they're playing runescape and so many people like love it like in the runescape community because You just don't see people playing for the first time and they're like giving them direction It's like fun to see them like Explorer. They love it. I guess you truly committed to something larger, but yeah

But fuck that else playing so much. That's bad. I got a league to play larger, but yeah, but fuck that. You're also playing so much RuneScape. But, man, I got League to play, says Nick. I got League to play. I got a Vex to run it down with. How can you guys play League and shit talk RuneScape? Easily, actually. I think that's fair. I think within the public ethos, it's RuneScape is maybe only one of the only things below League. I don't start playing League until like 7 p.m.

Oh my god, he... We didn't even bring it up. And then he doesn't stop till 4 a.m. Sure, but he's starting in the morning and ending at 4 p.m. Oh my god, he- We didn't even break it up! And then he doesn't stop till 4 a.m. Sure, but he's starting in the morning and ending at 4 a.m. It's not better. I don't think it's better. It's not- The time zones are just different.

It's not better. It is better. No, it's the amount of time in the day that you're taking to do the thing that is the bad thing, not when. No, because it's the amount of time in the other part of the day that you're doing the other things you gotta do. The jury needs to weigh in again. Nine are hours of league even if it's at night I'm not playing nine hours a league if you that's crazy. I've not played that I'm into four I've never played nine hours a league seven four. I'm not starting at seven when I go to four That's crazy. I don't I don't want to pull the OBG we've had that era

I don't want to pull the OB.GG. We've had that era. We can. We can do that. We don't want to do all that. I like the bridge right there. I like a match. You can just go look it up. Dude, it's so funny talking to you, like you youngins, because like I... I'm going to fucking lose my mind. Yesterday, I had urged to play league.

I played a single a single game and then I hopped off. I did the same thing. I played in normal. I was like, oh, I got to go. Just just the one. Volley bear. And I said and I said my mother was in town. I said, Mother, I'm just going to play a quick game. I'll be back in my mom.

Thirty. I'm a is a mummy is a is a child. The child this dad. Christ. I. You like my mom last night. That's great. You met Ludwig's mom.

Did you meet her? No, she was there. Yes, she was there. Oh, my mom was there before the party started. Get a lampshade on her head. She got crazy. What? She got fucking crazy, bro.

She didn't care. She did crazy parties. Before the party started, she said- She punched Kari's face in the fucking face. Yeah. She said, I don't think I want to go. And I said, mom, just go. And if you want to leave, you can leave whenever.

She said, OK, I'll go. And then she got there. And then she was in the corner, like two hours into the party, reading a book on her phone. Oh, octopuses. And I was worried. I was like, oh, my gosh, she's not having a good time. So I went over to her.

I said, are you are you having fun? She's like, oh, my God, yeah, this is so fun. I was like, but you're in the corner. She's like, yeah, but it's fun to like listen and like be around. I was like, oh, that it's fun to like listen and like be around Yeah, yeah, but she's a she's not nomadic Door she's quite and she walks quietly. That's good Okay, so you don't like roommates you don't like the people around your media space. When you go to Texas, you're going to get an apartment again and have no roommates.

Yeah, I'm going to pray that there's good neighbors above me. Who is your best friend? Um, like just a guy. Like where do you meet them? No, I don't talk to anybody I grew up with. Oh. I only talk to like two people, maybe three, like only just like like Discord. Wow. Yeah. So you're not hanging out with people in real life?

No, that's like why I want to go to Austin so I can like, that'll be a great change. Yeah. Yeah. Take this simply. Yeah, because you came. That's my advice. You came to do this. Somebody's going to turn you into a rabbit. Yeah, because you came. That's my advice. You came to do this. Somebody's going to turn you into a rapper. Like, it seems like you you want to, like, go hang out with people. Yeah, no, this was fun.

What did you say? It was like at a you said Liam and extra Emily were talking and it was it was the listener and the talker. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was I said this because I saw you guys talking and I was like, this is the perfect conversation. Because one person will just carry the conversation and one person will listen intently to every word. I'm a listener. I know.

Yeah. That's a perfect conversation right there. I can't believe you're nervous about coming on, bro. Because like... Well, you made him nervous, dipshit. You didn't believe in our friend! I didn't say that! I just said he might be quiet be quiet you said I think it's a bad idea I think it's gonna be bad that's what he really said no then what did you say I said he might be quiet no

you said more than that you cock sucker it could be bad could be it could be like that do you like could be bad I actually like wasn't too offended. I knew like I know why you said that. Well, bitch, I guess I mean, because I never it was funny. I didn't go to Bureo, but I was like, because Tim 64 sent me a clip and you were like playing Mario Kart. You're like, your slime wasn't there. I wanted to meet him.

And I was like, oh, yeah. And I was like, aw. Yeah, and I was like, I would, I didn't know Liam was going, I would have went. Tim does love your streams. But he loves you more. Well, I pay him. Yeah, I pay him. Because if you're lying, he's not on my stream.

I know, because if he was, I would fucking hell at him. I'm too good for him to be on a Liam stream when I'm live. You pay all your mods. Yes, but I pay him like a full-time salary. He's a full-time position. He does more than his mod. He does a lot of shit. I messaged him the other day because I was in someone's chat and I really wanted the

would you fuck MIPS or would you fuck a rabbit ASCII. Did he give it to you? I was like, Tim, do you know where I can get the would you fuck a rabbit ASCII? Because in Mario 64 there's a rabbit and Liam fucks the rabbit. And it's just a thing. Everyone does. And Tim, Tim, I'm not kidding. In two minutes, God just sent it to me on Discord in like an easy copyable format,

like a notepad format. And I was like, how the fuck do you have this? That's funny, because that's not Tim's job. It's not Tim's job. It's also really hard to find. That's his passion. Yeah. Yeah, it is funny when you're a guy like Tim. I think people will hit you up even when you're not working.

This same phenomenon happens to Nico. You guys know Nico? Yeah. Yeah, he's like producer. Yeah. After my birthday last night, we were at a like a restaurant, like like a KBBQ spot, and Nico was there. It's just, you know, it's like 3 a.m. And we're all talking and I just I notice at one point, Tarek is like at the very corner in next to Nico.

And he turns to Nico and he goes, so, yeah, like at the Sentinels office, the road casters just not. No way. It's not connecting. And I call him out. I'm like, Tarek, it's 3 a.m. Let a man eat. Let a man eat. Let a man eat for a bit. Yeah, there's no days off for them.

Speaking of Tarek, but also Wee Spa, have you ever been to Wee Spa? What? Wee Spa. I don't know what that is. So Wee Spa is a very magical, wonderful place where you go with a bunch of young men and you get into pools and saunas. Or is it worse than how I saw it? What are you talking about?

Alright, fine. Pitch Wee spot like you're in the Territory. It's a traditional Korean. Do you know much about Korean culture? No. It's a very traditional Korean bathhouse. So you just go in and they have like different temperature like pools. Cold, hot, cold, warm, hot saunas. Everyone's naked and you go there with naked. Sorry.

Yeah, you cool warm hot. You go to a lot of temperatures naked. A lot of pieces out and then it's like one of the song is really hot I like that one Sweet spot. Okay, and sometimes I go with my friend. Yeah You guys have seen each other naked Many a time. Yeah, so I've never seen a guy naked even online. Oh like in Perth. I've seen I've seen like a online like in person I've seen I've seen like a

Like when I was a kid Be sure like your dad's yeah, cuz we used to be together, but like everyone does it like Right yep, you're just not helping the incest allegations your fuel. You don't have to answer Yeah, you are very glad I am let's go What I thank my parents for like cutting me why like I feel like uncircumcised looks very weird He's never seen a man naked in person before I've seen a lot of uncircumcised penis why why We've never seen a man naked in person before. Yeah, but I've seen a lot of uncircumcised penises online. Why? Why? A lot of them?

They're just there. They're just there? They're just like in, like on the internet. True! No, but there's a man in straight porn. True, yeah. But you forget that? Usually you don't see the-

What are you talking about? You don't see the uncircumcised penis because they're hard. You can- Have you ever seen a circumcised penis? You can tell when circumcised hard penis looks about the same as- No it doesn't. Even Zipper doesn't like that. It looks similar.

It's got a turtleneck on. It literally is up to here. It looks like Spike in Cowboy Bebop. No it doesn't. Not when it's rock hard. When it's rock hard, it looks pretty normal. When it's rock hard, it looks like you've covered a baseball bat in like a skinned paper towel. No, when it's 10 out of 10 hard, it looks pretty simple.

No, it doesn't. When you're diamond. Only when you're ready to cut diamonds. It can code switch. Yeah, I think you're being insane. I think when it's absolutely soft. Look, he's wrong because you see seven out of 10 hard, uncircumcised penises in porn all the time.

So it's like, he totally knows it. I've seen the most rock hard uncircumcised cocks ever. Give me 15 minutes. In all. Okay. You'll see. 15 is what it takes for you? To get that hard? He's 30 plus, bro. It takes a while for us to get there.

Yeah, it's true. I can't get that hard in. Not these days anymore. Not these days. Uh, sure. I can't get that hardened. Not these days anymore. Not these days. Uh, oh. What? You got roasted, by the way, yesterday. I got roasted?

Yeah. Why? You got destroyed in the marketplace of ideas. What are you talking about? Uh, so everyone got me a gift for my birthday. Oh, yeah. Did you get me a gift? I did.

Did you open the gifts already? Like, last second. No, I haven't opened any of them. Oh. Except for one. Sykunos. Because everyone gave me a gift that was in a section. I'm supposed to open them all. And QT's idea was I'd open them on stream.

It's like a hundred gifts from a hundred streamers. So I'm going to be like Dudley and just fucking opening presents in my millionaire room. But Sykunos gave me me $100 in cash. Okay. And so he gives me the $100, and then he was like, oh, I thought about getting you a gag gift, because you're 30.

And I was like, oh yeah, like a cane. He's like, yeah, or like diapers, because you know I have a lot of those, I play with slime. And... Oh man. Well the grapevine told me, aka slime told me, that there was a little bit of a handshake. Oh my god, we had a wonderful conversation. When I was leaving, who was in conversation? Me and Saikun were chocked up for like 20 minutes.

It was very, it was lovely. You talk about Street Fighter. We did. About. Yeah, we talked about it all. I promise you. Yeah, we reached a true gentleman's understanding of the world.

He said he wants to come on the yard. Well, oh, I know. Wow. There you go. But no, I think we should all have to wear diapers. We I think that should be our. I think we should all have to wear diapers. I think that should be our punishment. That should be our punishment. Can I also say I'm a little concerned he'd be quiet?

And that the episode could do bad. What if we tickle him? He's gonna bomb. Right? I didn't want to say it so forthright, but it's possible. He's gonna ruin the podcast. We will have to give a month back a Patreon subs. Yeah.

Are you ticklish, Liam? I don't think so. Okay. Well last time I was tickled come on test it Oh, yeah, let Aidan, you know tickle you. I'm professional. He's a professional tickler What game do you think you're the best at? That's not? RuneScape or Mars cover Maybe like counter-strike you play Counter-Strike. You play Counter-Strike? Yeah, I used to play that was like what I played a lot before speed running. But I was squeaks again.

Well, squeaks is like actually good because he was on his like. College team or whatever. Yeah, but I played I have like a couple thousand hours. Oh, shit. OK, all right. You should do all you do is go and see us thousand hours. Oh, shit. Sick. OK. All right. You should do it. All he does is go and see us go. You know Mirage smokes? I used to, but I don't know any smoke. They change them. They change them.

But wait, you you were saying earlier, were you talking to Nick about getting into melee or are you thinking about playing melee? Is that what I heard? I've always been interested, but just like I think of everything now, like a huge a huge time commitment like do I want to put in like Because it eats into our self-worth. Yeah, I gave him I told him I was like well have you seen the doc? He's like no, I'm like give the doc a whirl. It's fun to watch you could even watch it on stream Like part you watch one episode at a time. How long is it? It's long. It's very long. It's like six hours

You can watch on the stream now. It's fun. But it's episodic so you could watch one episode then go back to what you're doing then the next stream watch the next one And then have a friend who you play with who's just as bad as you Yeah, that's always crucial having someone you start with at the same level. I brought Liam to Genesis. Yeah I had no idea what was going on. Yeah, Liam I think Lied to me. What? Because he was like, Oh, yeah, I think Melee is cool. Like, I've watched the Melee. And then I'm like, Oh, dude, I can get you tickets to Genesis.

Yeah. And you can come watch. He's like, Oh, yeah, that'd be great. So I got him front row seats. Best in the house of Genesis. Great. And then I don't remember this. Yes. Wouldn't I have met you? No, we are in a different section, I think. But anyway, this is two years ago.

It's not this year's. It's last year's. We're sitting there and like Pokemon Stadium comes up and he's like, oh, the stage transforms. What? Is that bad? And then I realized, oh, he's never seen a game before. It's been that way since 2001. Yeah, but I remember you explaining something about the map being bad. Like players don't like it because it's dynamic.

But it had been frozen. Yeah. Oh, no, we went through all of it. No, I was telling them all about Fox and Falco. And do you watch more now? No, I haven't watched any since. That's great. I want to, you know.

Yeah. There's a lot of crossover with speedrunning and Melee. It does feel like that. I mean, for years. There's also Melee speedrunning. Is there? That's how I met Zeglemic was because he played Melee. Like he just like started to play Melee more than as he was getting out of Mario. There's a lot of ways to speedrun because there's simply he's doing it, I think. Speedrunning. Oh, really? The target test. I thought he was getting out of Mario. There's a lot of ways to speedrun. Because there's like- Simpli's doing it I think. Speedrunning Melee? Oh really? Is it target test?

I thought he was doing target test. Because there's target test, but there's also the event matches. Like Melee has like an embedded like 151 like event matches. There's 51. Oh, it's 51? Yeah. I thought it was 151. I don't know why. That's Pokemon.

But you just have to basically beat every event and there's like strats for each one. Yeah. I've heard of the target one. There's like strats for each one. Yeah. I've heard of the target one. There's like a summoning salt video. Yeah, that's a cut. Yeah, it's pretty fun. You know, have you seen the summoning salt VHS thing

he's doing? I saw about it, but I didn't see it. He's a, I don't know if you can look up summoning salt VHS zipper, but it's like a merch thing he's doing. It's basically coming out with VHSs of like videos he's made. It's basically coming out with VHS's of like videos he's made. It's like, you know, fully playable VHS.

So yeah, it has them for like the hail too. They're very cute. Yeah, they're cool. But for my 30th birthday stream, I had chat buy me 30 year old stuff and they got me a VHS player. It was $500. It's called a VCR.

Oh my God. It's called a VCR. Oh my god. It's called a VCR, I forgot that, and it's $500. I have a VCR for you to put in it. Dude, we have a VCR. Oh, we have a lot of CRTs. Well, I bought one, but it's not cheap like I thought it would be. They really couldn't have picked one with a better sticker placement. I think it's a complicated technology that no one makes anymore.

So it's like it just weirdly becomes the band is low and the production cost funny Cuz it's like one of the like only one only like public What I put this like like when you would get VCR or so I get VHS tapes you could just tape over them Yeah, you could just change there was no security you could put hardcore weird shit I just give it back to block on a copy of happy Gilmore. Mm-hmm. We couldn't do anything about it. Or the orange Rugrats tape. Yeah. Dude, that one was cool.

Imagine. Because it was orange. It was orange. I liked that it was orange. I think it had Reptar on it too. Yeah. It had a green Reptar on it. Did you, were you, are you old enough to have had a VCR?

Yeah. But like. For like two years. Yeah, like for a little bit. But I remember like my dad recording stuff and we had a VCR. On stuff. Like movies. Movies?

Movies? I'm sorry, I was just asking. It was vague. Well, because you could put anything on it. You could put anything on it. I don't know if you put something weird on it, but I think it's pretty clear you're not like a physical beast of a man. Okay.

Oh wow. Okay, wow. That feels like that came out of nowhere. I can tell you tried to make it tough. But it really, really fucked it up. I feel like it weirdly makes it hurt more. I was going for a softer landing. It was harder landing. Yeah. Well, what else did you want to say after that?

So what do you follow up with? What was next? That was the whole thing. Yeah, I just, I thought, no, I, if it it was only you in an alien race came to earth and The only way to defend earth is if you were to beat them in Olympic sport, but you get to choose the sport What sport would it be? I did track and field I would I've done pole vault. I would do that. Wait, what? Yeah, wait What's your what's your PB? That's not good Wait what yeah wait what's your what's your PB? That's not good Well, I think I think like nine feet that's not bad. That's like I know how to do it

But I wasn't good at it. Is that a do you get a bend at nine feet? It's like a little bend maybe yeah, okay, cuz it would you get a bend. Oh Ben Oh my god, there's non bend like heights. Yeah, I like oh my god I kill me. At the early highs you can literally just do it like like you've seen people do with a stick crossing a river If I pull them all in front of some hud's and I don't get a bend just fucking yeah Yeah, it's you're done. That's level one is the no bend level two is like a bend and then level three is like a bend Pop up catapult as the bar ever yeah as the barber like here sat on it like Mario I've seen that happen to people all like sometimes

the stick will break and oh Yeah, it's scary, but fuck does it break shouldn't we just like I mean that like stress I guess old sticks you follow pole vaulting no, but I used to like sprinting. There's that one dude. We're just talking about it He's like the goat. Yeah, he's like fucking crush. He's literally Yeah, like the world's best like 14 world records are all him See yourself shit. He's Swedish American or American Swedish I don't know and it but he he gets a hundred thousand dollars every time he breaks the wall record. He looks like that Yeah, so yeah, yeah bad picture of me looks pretty good when he's yeah

Like as little as he can every time. Yeah, so that he gets the 100k each time he breaks it. Yeah, you did 9 feet, he does 20 bro. Damn! That's mogged. Well, like the best at our school we're doing like 12. The 9's not... For a high school age it's pretty decent. Did you have a happy childhood?

I don't remember anything from my childhood. What's the first year, what's the the latest year or the earliest year you remember? Like honestly, it's like a couple months ago No, it's not true. No, like what do you mean like any memory like you remember going with me to Genesis? Oh, yeah So what's your earliest memory you can think of? Back, I guess I feel like I feel like, um... Nothing from like pre-ten. Okay.

You don't remember from year zero to ten years old? Maybe zero. Any birth? No, like... What? No, maybe getting birth. Let's think of some milestones here, like, do you remember your first best friend? Like who it is?

Yeah, like mine was Ben. It was this kid named Ben in kindergarten. And then James Plummer. Mine was Wyatt Zetterholm. Oh, my God. You guys remember the full name? Yeah. Government names. Do you remember like was there a

Timothy Josh Josh Josh and how old is it? When did you meet Josh like? But why can't you remember anything of your childhood? What happened to you? People like say it's like a trauma response, but like I wasn't traumatized, I think. No, I might have like an actual memory. You actually sound pretty normal to me. I have like a memory thing. Right. Yeah. Okay. Well, what was high school like for you? I just, I mean I had a few friends.

Did you have girlfriends? No. When did you get, when did you first kiss a girl? Have you kissed a girl? I have okay This is getting personal. I'm sure you'll have to answer maybe 16 facts, let's go. Is it awesome. It was fine How was my first kiss? My first It was fine. That was my first kiss. My first kiss was fine.

It was better, yeah. My first kiss I was 14 and I would say it was fine. It was not something that I would write home about. That's okay. You are an enigma. I guess maybe one final question to leave you, because we're actually at our time. You had to kill one of us. I guess maybe one final question to leave you, because we're actually at our time. You had to kill one of us. Mm. Oldie, buddy, goodie. Instantly.

Yeah. Would it be? Next 10 seconds. Man. Do I like claim? You get nothing. You don't claim assets. I can't take the money? No. You can take what's on them. Yeah. So I can loot them. But it's pretty similar. Like we okay, take what's on them. Yeah But it's pretty similar like we all have like a phone on us. It's okay, man, okay slime I would not kill because you'd lose a viewer. Yeah

Got me on here, right? We had a good talk, but you got me into league not yet He's like I'm on the course. It's unchangeable. See how the league goes before you got me in the league. Not yet. He's like, I'm on the course. It's unchanged. You'll see how the league goes before you kill me. Aiden or Ludd. That's OK. I want to talk to you the least. I know.

Lutz had bomb. Yeah. And you have to have like some money in your wallet right now, right? A hundred dollars from Saikuno. Yeah, I don't have any cash. All right. Done deal. See, your words have consequences, Ludwig. And that's something I've learned. And tune into our Patreon episode where I'll now teach you

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