The Yard - Ep. 210 - The WORST Food Chain

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

This week, the boys talk about the aftermath of the DougDoug challenge, what is the dream outfit everyone should wear, and how Ludwig and Aiden's dad have become best friends... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 Okay You want to give me a little bite of that? You want to give me a little? I can't believe you guys can even eat I feel gross right now Dude I'm so hungry I didn't eat today Oh I was just like I guys can even eat. I feel gross right now. Dude, I'm so hungry. I didn't eat today. Oh I was just like I'm not gonna eat today. You motherfuckers didn't throw up

Yeah, I'm into a bush and now today I'm starving and I feel awesome I can't express how important it is when you throw up after every meal. It just Then you become skin-tea. Yeah. No, but like you You can't see the world the way we see it. No, I'm colorblind I went home and I felt like one million dollars. I went to a fucking Tommy's on the way home Oh, you got a butt diaper sandwich? Tommy's is a crime No one saw this I cheated on stream. I put the last bite of the Tommy's burger in my pocket.

And then when I got home, I actually, low key was like, I kind of want it. And I ate it in my bed. Are you kidding? Of course I didn't do any of this. No, what the hell? I don't know. I believe you. Dude, just pulling the Tommy's burger out of your pocket.

I was explaining to Zipper3 what Tommy's was because she had never heard of it. And I was explaining how slime described it perfectly and that it's just shit in a wrapper. It's a poop. And then she's like, it can't be that bad. And she looks up Tommy's on Yelp. The first, the best photo of Tommy's on Yelp is shit in a wrapper. That's the best photo they have.

Yeah. So I know this is really dumb to say, but something, a realization I had, like, laying in bed the night after was like like we weren't just eating random food. We were eating people's go-to orders Mm-hmm. And that's what I was thinking about That is so if you just chill It looks like it was gonna gain the ability to speak if you think about it Really hard as poop, and you don't let that escape your mind that is disgusting With how go back to the picture they're consistent with how weird their pickles are do their pickles are

Excited because I love pickles and it was like extra pickles I'll eat the pickles off for you, Nick, because you don't like pickles Your little baby boy doesn't like his pickles He's picky Okay, guy who gags at a sandwich Dude, you gagged at us eating it He's picky, look at that You gagged at a site of a diaper

Dude, oh, it looks like the inside of a diaper Dude, it's covered in baby poop Dude, look at the bottom, Why is the bottom all shit stained? Dude, that is so... actually kind of looks good. So, dude, if you go to Tommy's, if you're listening to this, and you go to Tommy's, it's time to pack it up. So, in Aiden's room. Oh, that, that, they need to be sued. That is an understatement.

It's crazy because even that, you can't get sued. Dude, dude, dude, dude. Yeah, do you want diarrhea or do you want poop? Also so funny at Tommy's was when Ludwig, he said, Aiden, you need to restore the vibe. So I get out of the car. I'm trying to do the swift humping motion. And then Nick gets out to correctly do it.

And then as we're doing the swift humping on the car, Ludwig just yells, he's like, this man's about to be a father! And then the guy in the car next to us who was just parked in the parking lot, about 30 seconds later, he rolls up and rolls his window down. I'm standing in the Tommy's parking lot

with my elf ears and elf hat. And he looks at me and he's like, congratulations, man. And I'm like, what? And he's like, you're about to be a dad? And I was like, I'm sorry, man. No, I'm not. You didn't fucking keep it going? It's crazy to not just be like, yeah.

I hate lying to strangers like that. Yeah, lying is awesome. For that stranger, I think it's a better night if he felt good congratulating than if he was like, got duped. Well, he said, he looked at me and he as like, oh, your friend was just fucking around. And he was laughing. I was like, yeah. And he's like, and then it's a guy in a Tommy's parking lot.

He was eating a sandwich. The best thing that's ever happened. You know, something he was kind of he gave me a look and reaction that it felt like he and his boys growing up and that we're also fucking around. The joy of that moment, he probably ordered that fucking disgusting chili burger looked at it and been like not tonight I don't actually look like that I think Tommy's is gross but if you guys are being like you can see the ingredients in chili when it's good chili that That's the point. You can see the pinto bean. You can see the onion. I actually don't know what chili really is.

It's kind of just chili to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Like if I was a master chef and they're like, make chili, I'd be like, you know, do I just make beans? When he rolled up and he was like, isn't it like, how did, how did the batteries, we don't even get how the batteries work?

That's how I feel about chili you you know what's crazy is because we talked about your Nile Red impression we're just DMing and then you sent me a video of him cutting the battery open and I was like I've never seen the inside of a battery and I feel like you should have like you shouldn't be curious about Batteries because you've seen him use the battery. They're like computers, man. Like the more people explain it to me, the further I get from understanding. That's true. So he unrolled it and then it exploded and got more confused. Yeah. Well, I actually with that example, I only listen to the first second.

So I was like, oh, it's his voice. That's it. Oh, you didn't watch the whole thing. I just sent it to you because I knew it sounded like him. That's true. But yeah, Tommy's is funny because so I live. I used to live near that Tommy's, which is so I kind of knew where we were. And I was like, Tommy's is a place evil. I worry because you're the one who earlier the ride goes, dude, if we run by a Tom, he's going to suck.

This restaurant you guys haven't heard of. And then you're like, what if we and then you're like, what if we get on the one on one and exit on Vine Street? Oh, my God, there's a tall. Yeah. So I I kind of I didn't plan. I didn't I wasn't like trying to find the Tommies. But what I did, I knew that neighborhood. I was like, I've been here before.

I know it's around, you know, there's a time in the diaper on the planet. And and then we landed on it. And yeah, I've gone to Tommies and done that. Oh, I ordered a fucking chili. No, I think I've got it like twice in my life. When I used to live near there, I was like, oh, I'm hungry. Got Tommy's, I was like, this is insane. And then I think I got it again and I never did again.

But I never forgot. That's the market made on my brain because I was like, it looks like a butt and then how would they open? And then seven years later. Well, what's crazy is, you know, you know, the theory that you forget pain. You don't remember what pain feels like. Yeah. You never forget what a Tommy burger tastes like. No, it tastes like metal.

Like the pickles taste like really metal. The pickles, I've got to find the guy who makes them because he must be calling it a special sauce. Something happened. A brine that you've never seen. There's so many places in California, I think just in the United States in general, that are named after a guy. It'll be like Toms, Tommies, Johnnies. And I feel like they all follow the same arc

where it's like they open whatever, success or not, whatever. They open in like racist America. They open in racist America, they expand, and then eventually their customer base goes down and down. They start to cheapen the ingredients to make up for the loss in income. And then they end up in this weird equilibrium

of like people who can afford that food, but also the cost to make it is so low that it's just garbage. And there they are, and they're there forever. They never go away. You're talking about fast food. That's what fast food is. No, no, no, no.

And Carl's Jr. innovators. They got hot girls on the menu. What the? What? How are- That's just money. They had to pay for the rights to use that picture? But there's still instead of putting money into making their food as good as

possible, putting it into marketing. You're telling me that Taco Bell is not innovating their food constantly. Taco Bell is an innovator. They are. This is my point. And they're at the top of the money. There's a genre of burger chain like Tommy's. There's more Tommies out there that exist in Soka. Let's also back up. Taco Bell also innovated to discover that you could find worms

that could eat meat and then resemble the taste of meat and then put that in the burger instead of meat. I think this is real. I think it's on me. Getting there is half the battle. And I don't fault companies for doing beautiful science for like that. But the science is like, how do we find a way to make it taste good,

but make it cheap in like actual dog manure? I have an idea for food scientists for this. They should pick me up. So instead of pickles, right, we grow the pickle man. And instead of one pickle, it's five like prongs and you basically five pickles for one. And it looks like a little man. Because he has arms and legs and a head

and he's the pickle man. And you cut up, well, the thing is you don't know Pickleman's Gourmet Cafe. Well, great, it's been done. You know what I'm saying? It's a little man. I actually, I really just don't know what you're saying. Are you saying that, I think it was-

You're just attaching pickles in the shape of a man and you buy that needed. Is it the novelty? You get more yield. You don't see the man. Higher yield pickles? This is not the pickle that comes to you. So you grow the pickle man in the field and then you chop. I think he thinks if you put five pickles in the shape of a man into the dirt, a pickle man will...

You get more pickle. It will duplicate. Like a Tears of the King's Dome's publication glitch. Listen, with the pickles that come to you as the end user is indiscernible from normal pickles. But we've cut it off from five finger pickle man. Yes, and the yield is higher. We're in the first five minutes of a writer's room that ended up at Pickle Rick.

We're in the very beginning of that room where we're like, that's not it. But it is funny. It's funny. You get a higher yield. And so you get 5X the yield and it's called the pickle man. Why do we just grow pickles? No, no, I'm just growing more pickles. I mean man shaped pickles. Also that's not how you make pickles.

You don't grow pickles. You see in the cucumbers we get, we're actually growing a cucumber. We're actually growing a cucumber man. You do pickle, pickle. The whole point of pickles is they're pickled. Yeah, you put it in the white powerade. Can't we just grow them? No. Why not?

Because they're pickled. Pickles are cucumbers that have been pickled. To be pickled is a state. But pickle man can solve this, I feel like. If they have a sentience, maybe ChachiBT can get involved in this. If they have a sentience, they can decide to pickle before they become a man. If we start to kill the pickle man And he's like it can think then What if the pickle made he's higher yield so the ethical to kill it

Well, I mean if the yields really high and yeah screams just a little bit just a little bit Maybe we electrocute him in the head like we do to cows And then but it's the pickle man Maybe we electrocute him in the head like we do to cows and then cut the pickle man Maybe it tastes better if you cut it, you start to cut the pickle man while he's still alive Kind of like when you boil the lobster alive Does the existence of a pickle man imply the existence of a pickle woman? Oh my god, a pickle girl? I mean all plants, you know, they have to fuck

No, that's just not true That's true All plants don't have to fuck. Oh my god. It was my uncle's friend when I was a little kid. He was telling me how you make marijuana. He was like, I'll tell you how it works. You take the bud and it fucks the plant.

I'm not kidding. He told me this. It was Jimmy. He said, it fucks the plant and then the plant gets fucked. And then it grows the flower you hang it upside down and you dry it out. Yeah, that but a Nile Red voice. In an explainer video of how to make drip.

And then the plants fuck in front of me. I can't do it like you. Do you guys know what a wedge salad is? Um, yeah. Is that common? Yeah, I've seen a wedge salad on a few menus. What makes it a wedge salad? I think it's it's made with wedge salad. What is it? What is it? Describe it to a liberal with a non-answer. It's very okay. If I'm thinking of a wedge salad, it's like fucking it looks just like a chunk of lettuce.

But it's like no it's literally wedge shaped isn't it? Like there's like wedges inside of it. And then they they put some shit in the middle of the big trucks before for sure I want to see it Is ever can you show me what a wedge salad looks like? Just like images Yeah, it's big fucking fat chunk. Okay. Are these common though? Is this like a normal? Oh, yeah? It's like a watermelon slice They do this like kismet rotisserie. Ah, they do. That's exactly where they do it, Nick. Yep. And I saw it on the menu and I had one.

And it's covered in a thick cream. And my girlfriend made me feel like a fucking moron for not knowing what it was. I've never eaten one of these before. I didn't know it existed. It's as like common, I think, as a Cobb. Do you know what a Cobb salad is? A Cobb salad is way more common. Do you know what a Cobb is? A cob salad is way more common. A cob salad. Do you know what a cob salad is? A cob salad. A cob salad.

Hey Kev. So it comes with a gun. Yeah, salads count. And the tail of a dog. No, bro, it's just a format of a salad that is very small variation. What's a cob salad? I think it's lazy. What the fuck are you talking about? A cob salad. You've never had a cob salad. That's a cob salad. What, they put it in layers? I guess I've had that.

Fuck that. I mean, it's just a salad. I think Caesar salad. Everyone knows how salad everyone knows. I hate that we have to toss out. Yeah, I don't want to make the food. Make the food. I bought the food.

Make the food. So what would you prefer that it comes? It comes pre-taught someone else to toss. I want to toss your salad for you. You that it comes it comes pre-taught someone else you would I wanted to be pretty money I want to tell you only the tossing when you do it but this way I worked I've made it says on the pub before I worked at a restaurant was a buster and his old woman was a waitress and everyone hater she was so mean and annoying but she in this like

Brooklyn voice she'd be like so what do you want for a side? We got sourdough tossed salad. Yeah. But like the salad wasn't that it was just a salad. Yeah. She just made sure to say it like that. And it sounded like she was going to eat your asshole. Maybe she had a bit of enjoyment. I don't, I don't think she was.

Maybe someone took her up on it. It dude, if someone went to the bathroom with her, and that would've been great. I'll toss and sell. Why did you de-lace your shoes? Why did you de-lace your shoes? I used them to tie down a tent in Japan with Michael. That is cool. That is the coolest reason you could've said. I wanted to make fun of him so bad,

and then I couldn't make fun of him for that. You're MacGyver. MacGyver-san. I wanted to call you, I was queuing up to call you a fucking moron, and I couldn't. Sh of you MacGyver MacGyver son. I wanted you to call it I wanted to call you I was queuing up to call you a fucking moron. Yeah Shaking ready to call you that. Am I fits the best in the room. Oh did it again? I'm the whitest in the room Yeah Yeah, you know that you've been getting better. I you dress like Elam Zipper you're laughing a little hard there Zipper, you're laughing a little hard there, bro. You do look like Alan Randall.

Can I be a 35 year old for a second? To have seen the fall, the rise, fall and rise again of baggy jeans makes me uncomfortable. Why's that? Because at one point it was cool and then at one point it was supremely not cool and now it's cool again. And guess what will happen? And I don't like that idea that it's like, well, everyone just forgot that it was uncool. You know, I actually strangely don't feel like it was ever not cool.

I just think skinny jeans were cooler. But I think baggy pants always work. I disagree. I think when you wore baggy pants Cargo pants became lame. Out the door. I disagree. Like if you wore Jinkos,

Cargo pants definitely became lame. They did. But what I'm saying is like that's apples and oranges.. When you wore jinkos when they're in like 2010, people like, what are you doing? Jinkos are a different thing. Are cargo pants back? Because you're kind of wearing these are cargo jeans. I feel like cargoes are back. I use all of them. You use all of them. I use all of them. I use all of them. It's my geek bar. It's my cigs. That's my pen. That's cool, man. How am I supposed to reconcile this feeling I have? Cut yourself.

OK. Yay. You can dress like this. I think I feel what you feel, but I'm resolute in the sense that- Because you're like buying into it. You're wearing because you think this looks good. But I'm just wearing what's comfortable.

I'm a supreme hater of skinny pants. Always have been. Uh... Cause I, my thighs don't fit. You are expressly not just wearing what's comfortable. You are buying a lot of t-shirts that make you laugh. You don't know how they will feel when you buy them. Oh me? Yeah.

Well I guess I don't feel uncomfortable in t-shirts unless it's very rarely. It's just that you're not buying you're not buying You're not like going like oh, I like you Nikolo. I'm gonna go buy a shirt there It's like oh that shirt has a minute made on it. I'm gonna buy it. Yeah I'm but what I'm saying is I think baggy jeans were something I was never interested in in the first place so I don't get this this resurrection of interest Because they I think baggy jeans are a comfort first denim You have a lot of movement. They're not restricting and now that they're in style. It's like oh, they're comfortable and I can become in there in style

That's where I'm at. I'll wear them when the skinny shoes in style wouldn't work with me. I couldn't fit I would be Busting out. I just always wore clothes that fit. I don't know. It's like I'm not trying to look down I'm not trying to understand where you're coming from. Are you saying you don't understand? Trends or what are you saying? I'm saying that the trends The trend we have baggy jeans went out of style and now they're back Okay, and now Ludwig is wearing them and now you bought a lot too and like these aren't baggy But you have bigger baggier ones. And so did he. And it's like, I see these people buying the things

that is stylish when like the pants that sort of just fit us the whole time were always there. So do you think people should be like, let's take an example, see dog VA. I think what you're missing is that people will decide what to wear in part by what they are confident in. And I think that your confidence is defined by, like you like shirts that are tighter. You don't like how shirts feel or look when they're baggy on you, right? Some people just feel the opposite.

Where they're like, their confidence can be defined by culture and trends as well. Like, oh, these jeans maybe normally would be a conversation starter. I don't want because they're not in style. And people would be like, what are you wearing? But now that they're in style, I can more confidently wear them. And I like them. Do you think AdapT went through all of that when he picked his giant baggy jeans?

I think he went those are Trill. I'm going to buy those. Oh, that's what he said. Yeah. I think he was in the fucking stores like these are fucking awesome. OK, I don't think AdapT thought about this for more than five seconds. I disagree I think he looks he's looking at jeans and he's like what won't make me look like a pussy or something I feel like he looks at jeans. He's just like those jeans are tight. Those jeans are trill

He probably cares about he probably cares about brands and price tags and stuff He seems like just a confident man who knows what he wants I think he would want to get the dress pretty simple cool dresses like Eric Rappert like he dresses pretty simply He's got a black tank and jeans, but he where he the specific jeans. He wears are the big ass like fucking Big gene there. They that big they're huge. I saw That cutie concert enough as a C dog VA example. Well, going to say, are you saying that we should be like him? Because Connor is almost militaristic in his outfits. Yeah, he wears a uniform. Oh, right. He wears his purple shirt.

And for his birthday, he literally tweeted out, got more shirts for my birthday. Yeah, like nine more of them. And it's nine more of the same shirt. And he always wears his baggy. Zippor, can you pull up Connor's Twitter, C-Dog VA Twitter? He literally, you know, that fucking two block purple, white trash taste shirt that he wears? Yeah. He bought like 10 more for his birthday.

Look, this is my view on outfits. His trash taste shirt he bought for himself for his birthday? Yeah. Or got him bottom whatever. He loves that shirt. Get over the bottom for, but I'm just saying for his birthday, he literally posted a picture of himself with like fucking 10 more. He's like ready for the year.

This is what I think about outfits. So like like you can't not everyone can have the same haircut Right a different a decent part of what makes a haircut look good on your head. Yeah, what a freak man. That's awesome That is crazy for audio listeners. Okay, so it is awesome. It's awesome because it's funny It's connor dog va holding one two, three, four five six seven different shirts and also one he's wearing And you use his wearings. Those are new And you don't know how many are in his closet. Really good at hairstylists will be like, yeah, you don't have the head shape for that cut. Right. It's like, oh, what's that mean?

Well, it's like, well, if your head's more of an oval, then it's like you want certain types of length. Because we all have these like we can't, most people can't define what it is, but we can see a shape and be like, that feels weird. There's an imbalance in what's going on with you. And I look at outfits in silhouettes too, where I'm like, oh, some people's body shape, you know, an outfit that I would wear and an outfit that, I don't know,

fucking Stavros would wear would look different. And so I think the silhouette of the outfit, why? Because he's bigger. What? Yeah, yeah. I saw you all people the same size. Right.

I don't really see the world the way you see it. You know, I think that like some body types, especially if you're tall, you can pull off certain silhouettes that like shorter people look worse in or reverse or. I guess I was always taught, and I'm not poo-pooing fashion, I think fashion's fine and I don't look down on it,

but I was always taught wear clothes that fit you And I feel like pants like this don't fit your body They're meant to be so big that they don't You're acting like you're gonna fucking take flight away. You're saying fit has is you're saying fits every Diameter of your body because those fit his waist perfectly. Could you run in these? It'd be weird. Is that the barometer? It'd also be weird to run in tight jeans.

You can run better in those than you do skinnier jeans. I think that's also bad, right? So this is a... No, skinnier. I mean, like, even if they were just like... So do you think the ultimate outfit is the one that you'd have the best chance running in? Actually, I like this. This is a good barometer.

The best outfits are the ones that you can run the fastest in. Low key. I mean, sometimes we need to run. So it's like, should we have track spikes in fucking? Yes. Everyone should have. He's wearing like joggers and running shoes. I know he.

I'm realizing he has an idea in his head that like clothes are a functional tool for survival, right? Like if you couldn't survive a fight or a war, then why are you buying it? This is an erotically how I engaged with fashion in seventh grade. Like, can I run in this outfit? I think that's a real question. I don't think I... Let me ask a question. Why do you wear a hat?

Well, because I have to protect my head. He has a real... I thought about this. He's a real utility for why he wears that. What about you just go sunscreen? I mean, you have to keep re-upping. I don't want to do that. This also protects the eyes and the forehead. Let me get a follow up.

Do you prefer the jackets that have the zip off hood? No, they are more utilities. OK, well, when I was a little kid, I did think the the cut off shorts that zipped on were very sick. I had those. Okay, well when I was a little kid, I did think the the cutoff shorts that zipped on I guess look I I just I obviously see it a little different. What do you why do you buy funny shirts? Um, because it gets to be like a billboard where I can non-verbally say to someone This is what I think is interesting, which is what fashion is in general, right? Yeah Where you I'm not confused about fashion. No, but you are because you're saying why would you wear that if it doesn't fit? Because he won't

do it as far as to disrupt the practicality of it. I think you don't respect where the fashion aspect comes from here but you respect this one more. I do but it's because I saw these rise and fall. And that's why it was the original kind of plan. If I show up in a kimono, would you still rock with me? Uh, not you, no. Uh, you no. You no. What? Nick rocks up in a kimono.

He's fucking number one. I guess Nick would probably wear one the best. He would have the best sort of selection process. I think I have the hair for a kimono. What? I have a kimono. He would look so good in a kimono. I would. I acknowledge you. You look so bad in a kimono.

I would not. You'd look racist in it. I think you'd look good, but I'd hold contempt for you buying a kimono. The same way when you buy the $1400 sweater. I've seen the rise and fall and rise again of ironic t-shirts. I think that's an always food, really. No, no, no, no, no. It's something that is intended to make you laugh. It's like it's like I think he's thinking like the Walmart 15. I think that's a version of it.

I think they you know, like there's a big difference between the like I think personally, I know you got this as a gift from not I think the like I have a gun t-shirt is like, that's Wint. That's a joke that we've done before. It's not funny to me anymore. If you see the guy in like the or like the Ethan Klein, like weed covered shirt, she's like, those aren't funny anymore. But there's like certain ironic shirts that have like changed that

where they're funny again. Like, I think the Dracula flow t-shirt isn't funny, but I think like the I like your Sonic shirt. Yeah, I mean, then you're looking at humor as a cyclical thing Which does that the exact same thing right like jokes that weren't good and then or are good and then they lose it And then they come back but again, I think Aiden hit it where it's like the utility of the clothing Seems to I just think baggy jeans are just so imposing on us as people.

I think I can come to a dream outfit that every human could wear on Earth that everybody in this room would be happy with. What? Like, just- Wait, climate based? We're going California? Let's just assume California temperament across the globe. Okay, let's make the perfect outfit.

The perfect outfit. Zippor, can you just like pull some images as we talk about it? It's going to be a t-shirt And it's and it's just it's just a fucking describe the fit It's a it's a white t-shirt like this it like that except it just has Aiden's face on it Okay, and it's and it's stretched res all the way around all the way around the back. Yep. And it says, uh, pedophile, if found, shoot. Yep. And every human, everyone wears this. Everyone, every human, every single person on the planet, everyone, everybody, everybody would wear this shirt.

And if you don't, then there's a big question of like, why not? Right. Yeah. It's like, do you can we go check your house? But you got hiding in there. We could. Well, let me finish the rest of the outfit. Yeah, I haven't gotten to the pants. We've only talked about the shirt. Let me get to the let me get to the outfit. So far, I feel like I disagree.

I feel like the rest of the outfit is not going to pull me. Let me watch half the movie and then turn it off. I think I'm going to I think I'm going to get you on this night. Yeah, you're going to pull me out. I'm just going to work when they're counterbalanced by the pants. Right. Let's hear out what he has to say. The pants is just like a basic ass fucking pair of jeans.

So yeah, just some fucking regular ass. Like classic, like the last Levi's like like like old school Levi's. Yeah, not like a crazy colorway fucking blue jeans Are you like still the same shirt? Yeah, but you have a jacket too What about okay? What are you going to start? You're a short long jacket go mid-calf socks mid calf like soccer player almost like well This is mid calf no, I was like, oh, it's on mid calf. It's like we call the calf It is below the calf. This is the calf. Yeah, where's the little

cat I would say the middle my cast right here, right? Where are the socks? Well, I but but middle of your cast like right now mid calf socks. I can pull them up Okay, those are my mid calf. So now they're mid calf socks. I don't wear them. I pulled them up Take a bite out of crime. I don't wear them like this Nehi crew. Okay, let's use this one. So you're saying crew.

Crew socks? Yeah, these are crew socks. Okay, crew socks. Why are you fighting me on these mid-calfs? He wants to argue about everything. He agreed they were low-calf until you pulled them up, by the way. Just so you know where he's coming from. Science is evidence.

True. Okay, so and then shoes? Flip-flops, thong flip-flops. Oh, you lost me, bro. Black thong flip-flops. What are you talking about? It? Um, flip-flops. Thong flip-flops. Oh, you lost me, bro.

Black thong, thong, flip-flops. What are you talking about? That's where he loses you! Oh yeah, what if we step in a puddle? And on the thong part, it has the Japanese flag. Okay, you're getting me back. But still, the puddle. Well, dude, it's a drought.

And a hat that says, read the shirt. That's awesome. I don't like the outfit. Why not? What possibly do you have a problem with the outfit? Your dad said you'd be like this today. You talk to him. Why didn't you talk to my dad today?

Can we really quick or we can do the dad thing first, but can we just go around? Can we quickly say what actually would be the ideal outfit? What is your ideal outfit for every human on earth? I want everybody in a sundress. Baggy jeans don't fit. I wouldn't want everyone in a sundress. Uh-huh. And it's also tattered.

Because they need to be saved? Because everyone's been ravished and they all want to be ravished in the sundress. Well, that's true. I put you in one once. Right. It was nasty. It was nasty. He got his eyes- He was green.

Dude, his eyes turned black. Did you stank? His pupils just turned black. Yuck! Why? What? I don't know. Why'd your pupils turn- Your pupils are black.

No, but like, the whole eye turned black. Till my pupils turned black. Oh, your whole eye turned black? That was crazy. From the ecstasy? All because I threw a sundress on him. He was already wearing clothes underneath, too. This is mine. I would have everybody in a breathtaking sundress and they would all look beautiful.

That's awesome. And you can pick any pattern. Why? Why jeans and vans rest of life? Literally can't go wrong. Those slip on black vans slip on guys and girls. Yeah, everyone really cannot go wrong. And what? And the NBs. Oh yeah.

And the NBs. That'd be great. If everyone dressed like that, they'd be like GTA. Before they like could model different like guys. Like you walk into the mall and everyone's dressed like that. It'd be like, is this place getting robbed? It would honestly be kind of fine.

Yeah. It would be fine. It's very inoffensive. Lovik's kind of dressed like that right now. Love is kind of dressed like that right now. Almost. I am dressed like that right now. I think like Catholic Catholic priest, like Catholic priest, day off outfit. The real question is, yeah, sorry, can you look up a Catholic priest? Like, you know, when he's not doing the fucking sermon.

Oh, he's got the when he's just in his office and he's got the black colored shirt. He looks like a little bit like a Japanese schoolboy. Like this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That upper right. The black black black that kind of. Yeah. Not quite like priest from flee bag. Priest from flee bag. Yeah. Google that. Google that.

This guy's outfit. Flee bag. Great show. Great show. Yeah. This fit. Oh, I love that guy. Yeah, you always make sure you have the little neck collar. Yeah, everybody needs that collar. So this is for every I'm sorry. So you're out there for everybody on Earth is a religious outfit,

understanding that there are more people who are not Christian than Christian on Earth. Yeah, because I think they need to assimilate. Oh, OK. Well, counterpoint this great. You want to live in what country again? Sorry, it's in the... It's all I know. Everyone should wear a turban. Okay, here's my ideal outfit for everyone on the planet.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm down. I could also go in that direction. Head to toe. Giant turban. Okay, giant? Bigger than your own head. Can you look at world's largest urban Yeah Okay Dress like devout seek men. Mmm

All right, so big-ass urban like that looks like you have a globe on your head it's crazy that I okay Potentially gonna say something crazy. These are all the same guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's it. I mean this guy's Okay, potentially gonna say something crazy. These are all the same guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's it. I mean this guy's They're saying this guy's true Question, but does that guy have more hair? Cuz the whole thing is the whole thing. I'm sure if you're like a defout see you never cut any of your hair Right keeps basketballs in there. Yeah, he is the fastest growing hair of anyone. And so he has to wrap it real big They're saying is a hundred pounds With that's with the VLC logo.

OK, so Turban, then we go down face plague doctor mask. Again, practical. Everything's practical. This is practical. No shirt. No shirt. No matter. That's good. Yeah, it's practical. So no shirt for anyone. No shirt. Nobody gets a shirt.

OK, do they get a bra? If you want a bra, you can wear a bra. OK shirt. Nobody gets a shirt. Okay, do they get a bra? If you want a bra you can wear a bra Okay, I think that's fair. Yeah Look at the guy. Yeah, so yeah plague doctor. No sure everybody looking like that. Yes. Well with a turban There's a giant turban for pants Obviously the pants that can turn into shorts if you Have them I was gonna say the big the big question should be shorts or pants. And you solved it. You've just solved that.

He's had a lot more problems, but he solved one. Wow. And finally, black Air Force Ones. The Nike company is going crazy for this. Why the crime rate's gone up? So I think through this conversation I've solved. That's heat. That's a walking dead frame. What is happening to his leg?

What do you mean? His leg is really skinny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all off. He's got very skinny legs. Those shoes are fire. Those are the shoes every IT guy wears. Yeah, they all wear Solomon's shoes.

Utility shoes! I really wasn't born for this shit, was I? That has been a crazy transition where like all these like companies that were normally just like utility or dorky Solomon fucking champion like sports or athletics Yes, like designer now what happened is she was champion? Oh, I think champion sports is different from like hiking and champion was just Solomon is the best example I champion was like Haynes Solomon like Solomon like hiking boots are fashion now Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like type in like, Solomon, like X,

I think it's like XT12 or something. Dude, it's gotta suck to just be a fucking awesome IT guy who has hiking shoes, and now you have to get them on like, Grailed. Yeah. Because they're all sold out. Yeah, you have to compete with all these people that just wanna win.

I didn't know this happened. Why? Everyone wears these. And these are- Why is that? These are just a hiking shoe. Is it is it ironic? No, no, no, it's style. It's like people just were like, hey, these are like these things

that normally you would only wear for this specific use. They actually kind of just look cool when you pair them with like. Now, if you wore an entire hiking outfit around it, that aura goes away. There's a bit of interesting juxtaposition for hikers anymore. Like, oh, you're wearing kind of like a skateboarder's outfit, but you're wearing a hiker shoe. It's kind of interesting. What pants would you wear with the Solomons?

How to style Solomon XT6. You could wear really anything. You could wear jeans. Would you wear shit like that with the Solomons? Like what? Um, I wouldn't. I think I could see people who would. But people could pull it off.

But I think it's weird because the Solomons are really tight shoe. I think when you wear a tight shoe with a baggy pant, it looks weird It looks like your feet are being disappearing. They're disappearing into your fashion It's too much for me. But if you were like a chunkier shoe like these are a little chunky, right? Cannot say that shit with the outfit you're wearing much for me those shoes and those pants you cannot be clear Everything I own is a gift or from cotton on You a cotton on you you say this a lot, but everything I own is a gift or from cotton on you a cotton on you you say this a lot but everything I own I still think you're choosing to dress yourself like we all

are like you don't get to say like there's a machine that just put my pants on I said his fashions too much based off Nick's analysis of why solons would be go to these pants because that's above my pay grade whether or not whether or not you have that thought yourself that you're Subconscious process is going on there. That's true. I watched you pick your shoes bro. Don't think we didn't He has his shoes on a door Smell of the closet The hairs in my nose all curled up.

No, they don't smell that bad. They smelled kind of bad. I have a question for you guys. Would the way you dress yourself change if we didn't have a show every week where people see us? No. Cause mine would. Oh, whoa.

Yeah, this might be surprising, but all the t-shirts I buy, I have a lot of shirts I've like bought and like thrown away or Goodwill'd. The one that's in the Nike logo it says if I miss this jump shot I'll kill myself. You were talking about like the one use ironic you know time of a shirt. I use this show to be like oh this would be funny to wear. We're having a conversation, someone pops in, I have this shirt. You're at the bageloo you're not trying to rock that shirt. I mean I am, I am. It's both, right?

Well, they're an audience too. They're an audience too. But like, I think I would be much less interested in selecting shirts. If I dad like a normal job, I wouldn't, I don't do it for this show anymore than I do it for like, I know people in public are going to see me. I do it for the show for the shoes only. Really? Yeah. If I was never going gonna leave my house again I'd dress different.

I used to not, but then I would watch back the videos where my feet were out and I was like, I gotta wear shoes. Yeah, your fucking black feet from the goddamn. When it was like me here and it'd be a cut of you and just my fucking toes are out. Yeah, and snake ones. My big ass ugly ass toe in the frame. But I might be weird.

I'm more comfortable physically, like the way we talk about fit and comfort, I'm more comfortable in jeans than shorts. Even though I am like fully free in shorts. Yeah, it's cause you run a 120. There is something, you know, how you were, okay, little autism moment. You ever wore a backpack and been like,

this is kind of nice? Little. I, but okay. That's full blown. Let me, let me one up you. Sometimes I put in AirPods just cause I like how they are right, okay You see I'm saying so so don't say dude in class dude I'm doubling down the dude in some

Class when I was in high school I mean middle school sometimes I'd sit down with my backpack still on and my teacher to be like take your backpack off And I'd be like I like it that is psycho and they'd be like you have to take it off and this is when teachers would do shit just like that because like just to show they're a teacher. Yeah. I'm like this doesn't I'm listening. What the fuck do you care about that? Would you say that to them? They're like where do you got to go? And I'm like nowhere. I just like how it feels.

Okay to be fair if I'm a teacher and some kid has a backpack on it's like when you get in a fight with a guy and then he reaches into a duffel bag. Run. You know what? This is what I think. Ask me a question about what we're talking about. And if I can answer, then chill on me. Well, nowadays, you win that argument. Like, when you grew up, the teacher would win.

Now you just stand up, you go, I'm neurodivergent. This is my comfort backpack. That teacher fucking buckles. And the backpack has a big, like, embroider on it. It says, do not pet. Yes. It's also a creeper. Yeah, yeah. Teacher melts like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Yeah, whole fucking class applaud. Yeah. Yeah. And we're studying we're studying blue hair dye serum class or in the vaccine. And now Red was the teacher. And now Red's teacher. Do you choose your outfits for the pod? Hmm. Not once.

Not once every week. Not once. Not once? Not once! Not even when I won silver leotard. I believe this. Hair yes. For you? Like if I wake up and have a terrible hair day, I will like, it'll determine whether or not I'm like late. What happened today? Really?

What happened? I get the first part. Yeah, a lot of the comments you posted that short of me and a lot of the comments are like the lettuce on that kid. I'm like, is that good or bad? What does that mean? The hair, the lettuce on that kid and I'm like is that good or bad? What does that mean? The hair looks like lettuce. You know what's funny is right now I think it looks good but I don't know maybe I'll change my mind if I look back in six months. Of his hair? Yeah but I think this of many people including myself where you look at them now and I

was like hey it looks good looks normal. Yeah. But then you I look at like if I look at a picture of Aiden eight months ago. Interesting. It's crazy. It's like I think it's the juxtaposition When I go back and watch old shit where Nick's hair is short is weird Short I that there's that comedy compilations channel like it's more views than our own clip channel What are misogynistic clips it's a lot of you Nick Today's upload Women have constantly chosen me as a favorite.

Shout out, Senna. Anyway, they made that compilation of me saying dumb stuff. And in that, my hair changes a lot. It's all back to back so I can watch it. And I was watching, I was like, next, next. I look fat with that hair. I look whatever.

And then I finally got to, it was shorter than this by a lot. It was up here, but it was still long. And I was like, that's probably my my set length. That's probably the real length my hair should always be. But this has been an experiment in being almost 30, kind of like Bobby Scar. I realized I'm having a Bobby Scar moment. Bobby Scar. Where I'm getting lazier and lazier and I'm playing awesome video games. And my hair is getting long.

Interesting. He did. The Bobby Scar. Was he the Bobby Scar all along? Yeah, he's invented bits. No, because he's he's less of an ideas guy. Nick? Yeah. Good way or bad way?

Well, I think there's pros and cons, but I would say generally in a good way, like you doing more than... No ideas. That means you're destined to become a stay at home dad. Hold this against the clip where Ludwig said I was an ideas guy. That one time I never forgot it. Oh, man. Dude, I remember this. I remember this. Hold this against the clip where Ludwig said I was an ideas guy that one time and I never forgot it I was like what? I don't remember what he said that shit in my 20s. I apologize for that

Let me tell you I did not bring it to my 30s. I'm still growing. I'm still growing. You're a mature man. I am matured. You're a mature man who casually talks to my dad without me knowing? Corwin's good, by the way. What? Isn't that a crazy name? I got Tappin. Can you give me his number?

I got Tappin. Shout out, Corwin. Yeah, yeah, I got Tappin. I got Tappin. I ask him about planes. Why are you talking to my dad? I have his mom's. I just don't have his dad.

What are you talking to my dad about? You know what he, I just don't have his dad. What are you talking to my dad about? You know what he is on my phone? Big chop. Big cock corn wind. I call him my high club. Mine's a soldier boy. Do you know he's beat on that plane? Mine is work Dave.

My girlfriend doesn't know I'm cheating. I call him, just kidding, he's actually Eskimo brother in my context, but. Oh, that is mean. That is a v just get out. He's actually asking my brother my contact, but We can't even say Eskimo anymore either you really Yeah, I don't come from the same etymological root Okay, I gotta believe him. He said too many big words No, bro, okay, we just chatted because we're gonna fly the world together.

You're gonna fly the world with my dad. Yes, me and your dad are doing this 88 days around the world. We're gonna fly around the whole world. Is this true? What are you fucking talking about? Yes, he doesn't know the full plan yet, but that is my eventual plan. Yeah, I got you. He's gonna teach me how to fly. I'm gonna learn how to fly in his hands. He's going to he's going to I'm not going to crash because I'm going to learn from the best. You're not going to do this. I'm going to do this. You don't have enough time to learn how to fly. Well, that's why I have to shorten the paths. And he is the one making sure the path is always in a straight line

because he still does that. And I forgot about that. He still does that. And and yeah, I have enough time. Like right now, I'm doing an F4 race. Yeah. But I had to train for that after the F4 race. And we're talking about plans months, years from now. Are you training G forces and shit for the F4 race?

Yeah, I'm going to do the next stuff. You know, you pull away with your neck. As soon as you're done with the F4 race, you're going to be in the air with your dad. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to be in the sky with him. Oh, and he's going to be life like this. Sure is sweet. Huh? And I'll be like, yeah. Can I call you dad now? And be like, yeah, you're the son I always wanted.

The awesome, ripped straight son that I've always wanted. I was like, what's that shiny thing? He has two other sons. He has two other sons. Yeah, but he always wanted to. You think you would be the best of the four of us? Yeah. Not at Fortnite, but yeah.

Eamon's pretty good. He's pretty polite and nice. I think he's always one of the sons that can fly. Yeah, true. He actually grew up in a potluck. Of course! Does not every bird want their young chick to fly? Fucking who? You know what I do? I fly in the passenger seat. Of course, does not every bird want their young chick to fly? Leave the nest

You know what I do? I fly in the passenger seat He had three chicks he pushed off the nest that fell to the fucking earth, one while falling, he said I'm gay I'm gay, by the way, I'm gay Now I'm in the nest and he finally gets to show someone how to fly You don't fit in the nest You're fat ass Yes Aidenidan, dude. Yeah. Genuine question, Aidan.

Who among the three of us, and I want you to be fucking honest, take away the sheen of the show. Turn off the cameras. Doggone with being dead serious. Who do you think your dad would like to hang out more for like a whole week? Of the three of us. That's seven days. Just go ahead, it's not me. I know that you can skip me.

Ludwig, it's definitely. I think you know what? I think I think his dad likes the celebrity a little bit. Oh, I think he likes the celebrity. I mean, like when we talk, we're in a room, bro. And his dad shows up and we're on a room Ludwig What a little what a skirt hey, love we got any awesome You guys don't understand it's my Riz that does that but you like to you like to make it something you can't

To be honest if one of you told my dad that you want to learn how to fly a plane it becomes you in that room I bet. Oh, I see. I just have planes more than anything. I'm like this like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm just practicing flying. I picked up. I'm nothing.

Sorry. Nothing. What are you doing? Just some stupid stuff. Good to see you. I do. But why a lot? Why not me?

Because I thought it was me. Because you don't want to fly. I thought it might be you too. But then you thought about I think about it. Have you ever? Okay, here's what it is. I think we said it was a if it's a day. It's slot. I like that I like that. I'm a sprinter not a distance runner. You're neither. We've seen Hurtful Hurtful. Hurtful. I mean he's got the fit today. No, he has the best outfit for it.

Yeah, he does. His outfit fucking glides. Yeah, if it's 24 hours it's Anthony. Anthony's the one, I'll say, Anthony's the one he asks about the most. The tortoise won that damn race Ludwig. Remember that. That's a life lesson. And he was bald as fuck. We were the tortoise. No, no, we were the hares. Versus him? And he won the race? And who was the fucking kid from BYU?

Oh, he was a fucking jet engine. Yeah, he was in that one car. Jet engine versus two rabbits and tortoise. Was it your dad asked me? Yeah, my parents, when they called, both of my parents, included my mom. Oh. So my mom, when I, when I, when I talk to them, yeah. When I talked to my mom and I talked to my dad on the phone, one of the first questions they always ask me is how's Anthony doing?

I think they're concerned. Yeah, they're worried. They are concerned. How's your friend that sleeps on the floor doing? It's cause when you're, when you have dead parents, everyone always asks about you. It's a parent thing. This happens. It's happened for half my life now. They always say, how's it going? It might be that day cause Anthony gets invited to all of our family holidays. Yeah Because they know I don't have a family. He's lonely on the holidays. I'm not really lonely. All the wives are bringing you fucking food Yeah, I get fed like a pig

It's awesome. Do one day with each of our families. Oh family swap Oh, my God. OK, what family would you want? Yeah. Whose family would you pick? If we're officially our families officially adopt you, whose family do you have? The most fun with you have the strongest connection with Nick's mother. So it would make sense. It would be so easy. Right. Like we would just the chemistry would just spark would fly. I don't I I think, I think, I think hanging out with Ludwig's mom would be really funny.

Funny. Because I think that, you know how you said she like went to a big party and then just read in a corner for the whole time? It was my birthday, you were there. Yeah. I would like, I fuck with that heavily. So she really, what he's saying is I want to not spend any time No, you'd be hanging out with Peter all the time. He wants to not do activities. I can hang out with Peter Yeah, Peter could chop it up. Yeah, there's a lot going on. I definitely take Aidan's family 100% that'd be awesome Peter Peter would tell you all about the awesome strike. He's involved in he's gonna strike

That's not technically a strike, but he's on strike Okay, well tell me more well he's involved in. He's gonna strike? It's not technically a strike, but he's gonna strike. Whoa. Well, there's two ways that lawyers get paid. One is as a public defender, where the state will give you a case, and you get paid a flat hourly rate by the state, and it was like a private client. And in the state of Massachusetts, where he practices law, all the lawyers aren't taking public cases anymore.

Why? They're not taking that shit. They're going in and out on them. They're going in and out. Yes, sir. Because they get paid $65 an hour by the state and competing states are like 90 to 100 plus. Oh.

So sorry, Massachusetts is just like way lower. And so they're like. I said this, we got to up the minimum wage for lawyers. But I'm always $65 an hour. That's basically so important to our society. Um, what that's like a year. Isn't that like 90K a year? If you do full time, full time, which obviously is not doing full time. But if you're to do like 40 hours a week, it's like 130K.

Oh, you live in a tent? We mog this shit out of Peter Yeah, you mog this shit out of most lawyers dude. Yes. This podcast makes a gross amount of money. Yes That's crazy Wait, but low-key 65 hours is a lot of money That's fucking crazy man Yeah, but it's as it's it's lower relative to other states and hasn't increased in 15 years. That's crazy to me because Massachusetts is like the most breaded state.

Yes. In so many ways. Well, that's why they're banning together and they're trying to use their collective bargaining power. All the lords are locking arms at the Capitol. How many of you guys don't have wiener schnitzel on the East Coast? I feel like they would fuck with that over there. I think because it's too German. Oh. It's too German.

Like right up the alley of the kind of like white Protestant. No, no, no. That's more Irish Catholic on the East Coast. Not Protestant working classes, Pennsylvania. Okay. You know? Are there Wiener Schnitzels there? Oh, for sure.

Interesting. But that's probably where the flagship store is. What's that dog shit gas station that has food Everyone likes out there Wawa's yeah Everyone's like exactly From there is like do Wawa's so go to you go. There's just like this is pretty fucking Sammy from Wawa that's pretty good. I know I pissed off everyone. Do Wawa's is as good

Hey, don't fucking cancel me for that, bro. Sorry. I don't like Wawa's. It's as good as like a Family Mart in Japan. No, it's not. Yes it is. I feel like that's crazy. Now you're being fucked into Christ's book. Now I don't know what to believe because how could something trump the beautiful greatness? Right, so shouldn't my opinion be fucking true here? I mean, this is a huge vouch. It's a huge vouch. I'm the Japan guy. Wait, okay. I'm in a room. I have anthropomorphic versions of Japan and New Hampshire next to me. Okay. And a gun. And I say Ludwig.

They're guys. Ludwig, Ludwig, I have to kill one of them. And then- How many bullets are in the gun? One. I have one bullet in the gun. And it doesn't work on yourself. And there's no way for you to get it.

It doesn't work on yourself and I shoots New Hampshire six times my boozies fucking light all right I saw him and have a good one I see that this question was very easy for you let's change it instead of New Hampshire anthropomorphic New Hampshire, it's Tom Brady. Oh, okay. And Family Mart? It's Tom Brady and the nation of Japan.

Right. Oh my God. That's a hard one. Okay. Post-Beauty Factory. Tom Brady's fucking dead on the fucking floor. No! I'm sitting over, I'm going bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Finally you take a stand against that son of a kisser.

And I'm getting the kiss because I'm also a little low key, always kind of wondering. Bow bow bow bow bow finally you take a stand against Look he died legend yeah Circumstances Japan saved it makes statues a lot of way in Japan They make statues of Tom Brady hmm they make statues of Tom Brady offered to put a golden statue of you in the middle of fucking Harajuku, would you take it? Can I swap it with Nick Engley? No, it's you. I do like how every time a question like this gets asked, you're just like, what if instead of me...

It seems like an obvious yes, because it's just like, yeah, a golden statue of me, of course, awesome, but you have to deal with the real repercussions of a white man being put in the middle of Harajuku for no accomplishments and no contribution to the nation. No, throw me in. You do it. Yeah, because all you're saying, like, doesn't matter. A statue, 50 years after it's put up, is like, the only people who know why that statue's up are the people who fucking read the little thing below it.

Not in the modern day, bro. We kick statues over now. We fucking pull, we get ropes and we tug them down and we put them on Instagram. I think we should get rid of all statues. Whoa, Vito. Every single one. What about the biggest statue in the world? I can think of some- I can think of statues I like. Well, there's statues we don't like, so get rid of them all.

You would get rid of the Statue of Liberty? Yes. It's like- it's like Australia getting rid of the guns. It's like, doesn't matter if some guns are awesome. It doesn't matter if a desert eagle is fucking cool, there's twirl around your room. Wait, this is stupid. No, it's not stupid, it's awesome. What's a bad statue?

Now, Lechmoor becomes a mountain again. I can't even name five bad statues. That's crazy. Have you ever seen Alexis, like, Boy Boy short of Interview with Guy Who Makes All the Racist Statues? It's super good. What's the racist statues? It's like, he's just like, you know, like old colonial leaders, or like people from the Civil statues. It's super good. What's the racist statues? It's like he's just like, you know, like old colonial leaders or like people

from the civil war. OK, but it's like a mockumentary piece about how they're just asking the guy. He's like, it's a great business because like they tear him down in 100 years and then they put in a new order and you get to make a new racist guy. Yeah, all all statues got to go. That would be my glorious country. That would be so bad, man. And everyone is also in the army. You'd get rid of the thinker. I think, yeah, fuck them. Any situation that I could have myself up on like a billboard or painting statue of me in any situation, I would rather have it be Nikki In Yingling. Yeah, I agree.

Oh my god. I don't think I can think of any situation where I wouldn't want it to be Nick Yingling. Nick Yingling in like Shanghai and one of those big light up buildings like overlooking the entire city. I want one of those like LED light shows on the side of skyscrapers to be Nick Yingling. What if just for a month we forego our Patreon salary and we put all of it into marketing for Nick Englund and we just billboards, I'm talking plaster all over LA, I'm talking fucking, I want Times Square,

I want the billboard, I want like, dude, I want when you go to fucking like Wahoo fish tacos, I want the cup. Next to Iron Man, you got Nick Englund. He's like folding his arms. I told you, start. He's like, is it like a sweet James? Is it like a find this man?

Is it? It's more like a find this man where it's a dream. This man where it's just like, what is this? We should do it everywhere. The best thing we could do is pay for one of those. Just just at least one billboard off the 10. It's Nick Yingling like that. And it says le accidente

No contact information I just want to do that this is very nice forever. What are you talking about? well look if we were successful in our campaign and he got big to like Like a point where he got recognized He would just be harassed he'd love it. Do you think he would? That's what I'm wondering. He doesn't like and you guys have to stop doing this is when he like says anything on Twitter and be like damn you just figure out about fucking dinosaurs or something so you gotta stop doing that. What if we made like for a TBH billboards? Oh my god that's what you guys don't know. It's Nick Yingling and it says like for a TBH. It's him smiling and no one gets one.

That's old Yingling. Yingling used to post like for TBH. He's the picture of skinny emo Nick Yingling from like when he was a teenager. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, old Yingling had, I mean, there's a reason why he's so important to us, like philosophically. It's not that he like does work. It's a purity. Yes. Like, Yingling would unironically post like for a TBH.

And then I think the last one he was like two years ago. I like that shit. And I got a TBH. Yeah. I still have my TBH from like eight years. I'm going to read it. I've never gotten one, bro. I've never gotten one. It's going to be too hard to find. I will say

Just dude yeah, and those are how much you bet it and those are the running shoes this thing was perfectly Have you seen the someone posted a screenshot? Of what this thing looked like on episode one to now yeah, there's like a there's like a time-lapse. Yeah, that is awesome Yeah, it's we have fucking this. I'm gonna try to fix. We're gonna bury this one day It's gonna be our time. I guess the podcast. Yeah capsule. It's gonna be like the subathon We'll throw it down below your house like this. Yeah, dude, that's still probably buried there like a fucking Jurassic Park amber So fun is it because oh as time passed like like grass and weeds started to like grow around it It's got the last of us like mushrooms growing on it. What is the last of us?

The subathon bed. The subathon bed that we threw in the car's bed. Oh my god, yeah. We should go back. I was thinking about going back. I was thinking of going back today because you guys are talking about Bageloo. Oh. Let's fucking record an epic Kyalla. Dude, I have a fucking gift card. They would be so happy to see us at Kyalla. I know. I love that restaurant. Shout out Kyalla S Dude, I have a fucking gift card. They would be so happy to see us. I know. I love that. Kyalla sushi. Shout out Kyalla sushi and Dime Marchette.

Amazing. It's fucking fire. Show up. Me and Yang Ling, when we were hanging out a few weeks ago, we were walking home and there was a whole SWAT team on a street in LA. And we were wondering what's going on. And apparently this kid who was like in the art, like he was in his like early 20s.

He's in the upstairs of one of those duplexes. And earlier that day, his dad had tried to kick him out of the apartment and he tried to kill his dad with a knife and then barricaded himself in the apartment. I mean, you go rock, they're going to go paper eventually. And then they had spent they had spent hours trying to get this guy out of the apartment. I mean, you go rock, they're going to go paper eventually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they had spent hours trying to get this guy out of the building. And they had put up, they had gotten a camera into the space and he had smashed it. So we're watching the remaining part of the SWAT operation unfold. And there's all these police, all these crazy trucks in the street. And we watched them shoot rubber bullets

into the windows of the upstairs building and then fly a camera drone through the window into the building to like locate him in the room. And then they've raided the apartment and bring him out. And we watched all of this unfold over like an hour. It was fucking crazy. You just sat there and watched? Yeah, cause they had it taped off.

And there was a bunch of people from the neighborhood just sitting there watching. Me, I immediately pull up, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest. Yeah, I feel like this is free. You just sent in fucking Mark Wahlberg with like a single BB gun. And I'm saying, guys, Thin Blue Line, love the police. How can I help in any way? I can go in by myself.

I've experienced, mostly on the other side of this, from you. Yeah, yeah, I've been on the other side of this from you. Yeah, yeah. I've been on the other side. I know inside and outside. I'm a very rare phenotype for this kind of operation. I'll find his job. I'll tell him to quit it and get him out of there. I'll tell him to move away because this is annoying

for the SWAT team to do. The only thing they added to that operation was a drone. But they had basically everything else for us. I like the idea of all that happening. And then they're pulling, they're dragging the guy out. And he's just screaming. And he's got a dildo Strapped to his head and it's just flopping around. It was weird cuz he's just he's just dead quiet

He's shirtless and dead quiet We watched him get put in the car. Imagine all that and actually he has the shirt on that I mentioned before. Oh Well, everyone would. Oh the police would have it too. In this awesome world. The police would be waiting to be uniformed. Wait and then they turn around and shoot me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz you awesome world. The police would be really uniform. Wait, and then they turn around and shoot me? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because you're there. Yeah. The guy would be like, don't get me. And then that guy.

And then the pervert, he runs away. And then you can make the Swingstone stepping sounds. Oh yeah, Ying Ling's last TBH was in 2020. He said TBH. What month? June. June 2020. Oh, was this on Twitter or Facebook?

It was on Twitter. It was after. TBH, you're the most raw person I know. Even more raw than Rob, who is someone who is very raw. Every time I see you at a major, it puts a smile on my face. I miss you, man. Dude, more raw than active? That's what he said. Damn.

That's a raw SoCal activist. He's very raw. That dude is raw. God damn. So well, I think the New Kingling idea actually is good. I think we should do it. What does a quarter mill even get you? A lot. We can get a few billboards. Dude, those Lamar billboards, like the smaller ones, you can get like a fucking... I'd rather have one big billboard than... But like a big billboard. I don't know. I think they're pricey How much is a billboard in LA? I think it's a hundred rack for a month for a juicer Okay, guys, I looked into this once cuz I wanted to prank Aiden. That would be awesome

It's not as bad as you think really. Yeah, we could we could get we could put some damage out there actually you know what well Well, I put it. I think it needs to be there for a while, because sometimes you know how those people do the billboard. I think I think you put up for a month. Yeah. But what I don't want is like there's a minimum. We've done like the billboard in New York and it's fucking 13 minutes.

Yeah, it's rotating. It's like it's funny for the picture, but ultimately, that's all it is. LED billboards unless they're Times Square though. I am an LED billboard hater. I don't believe in the LED billboard. What if we do, I think what we should do is make a fake company for something insane. Like lawyers against mayonnaise or some shit that's like really intense.

And then it's Ying Ling and he's in a suit and it's like a normal billboard ad. And we get people to call and we like, I don't know, document them. Like we'd make it more than just like, Hey, ha, that's funny. We like engage with the world. Having a voicemail would be funny. Yeah. It's like, it's like a picture of yingling and it says, tell him

what you're afraid of. And then one day we listened to all the voicemails. It's like the ones that around here that say like, do you need Jesus? And it's literally like like you call for Jesus. I think I've figured a way to use yingling, a billboard and a little bit of creativity to take down Tommy Burger. Oh, my God. Oh, it's yingling next to a Tommy Burger.

We strike a deal with all Tommy Burgers. We give him a quarter mill and it's a yingling ad and he's next to him. We tell him it's Los Accidentes. Yeah. And he's our Colombian lawyer. He thinks the joke's funny. And then we fucking convince the world that yingling has killed a school bus of children in an animalistic way, devouring them. Like Kronos to his children. No gun involved. Literally just raw, like, choke-ass. And all of a sudden, all this press is right on Tommy Burden.

Boom. Wait, wait. I was talking for a second. Because everyone's going to be saying, oh no. Because we're going to say, what do you think the chili's made of? What do you think the chili's made of? Snowpiercer vibes. Dude, OK, what if it's a billboard and it's Nick Yingling, and he's crossed-armed smiling, but he's wearing an adult diaper, soiled, poop up the back like a Tommy Burger,

and then right next to it, we're saying nothing Yeah. It's just a picture of the Tommy burger with the Tommy's logo. We do not, we make no direct claims that those two things are related. And then we get a third, it's a fake healthcare company and it's just called Connect the Dots. Yes, Connect the Dots and the Tommy's logo, no apostrophe because we're, it's like different company. Yes, parody law, parody law. We're not touching you. We're not touching you unrelated. Tommy's plural. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Different burger chain. We should try to take the how many locations are there of the world? Yes. Of like things. I hope there's not more than two. There's a few man zipper. I think I said 32.

32. There's a couple of Vegas. We can take them down 32 locations poisoning the masses. Easily. And so Cal, or we, okay. Summer in Nevada, three in Nevada. I think before we destroy, we should be a bit vulnerable with ourselves. We should say, was this a bad one?

Maybe we need to do a yard road trip and go to every single Tommy's. Oh, it's like the Raid Forest Cafe, but it's butt? The Raid Forest Cafe, but we go in like a buttmobile The fast food challenge but you have to eat, Thomas And we drive a car that was on nothing but methane Oh my god And sulfur We sit in it and it's just a tube going into our ass

So we have to sit and power the car And I'm like- I'm like the goat Yeah, yeah And what's up? When you go to bed? When you go to bed we're pushing it Dude, that is disgusting No, you can put it on my ass while I'm sleeping Like the goat Pushing it Sleeping you guys don't so you guys want to do the fucking yard tour and I say I want to do it everyone fucking But I hate I don't even fuck with me you were like we should go on a road trip

I'm like oh we could do a tour and you're like we should do the yard I would do the yard door if we do them in front of Tommy's no you only Caveat is the tickets are free. You must bring a pitchfork. You have to you have to literally buy a pitchfork. Yes. Come watch us in a protest sign. It's like the guy who eats a whole chicken in New York for a month every day. But you have to come in.

You have to protest outside Tompkins. And we're eating the shit burger to like. And we eat the burger on the show and we talk about it is and then we do Our pod it's a normal pod and then we go to the next Tommy's and then we always kill one employee We kill one employee at every Tommy's in the world, okay, see level employee though. Yeah No, no, we're killing a suit and tie I don's a minimum wage, people. No, no, we're killing a suit and tie. I don't think they got 34. It's not fucking V. Showjo. Tommy's CEO.

Oh, that's a good question. No, don't look this up because now it's turning into... We were in a nice jokey area before and now it's turning into a mangyoni... You're going to Mianjoni. She lives in... Get out! Pull us out! It's a woman, she's breathtaking.

We shouldn't do this anymore. Can I say, can I say, you said the yard road trip? I would love to do that. I want to do that for real. Guys, you should understand, Ludwig is more interested in doing stuff with us in this new era, and I think that's cool. In his 30s. Years ago, we talked about like live show.

He was very like, this and that and whatever. It's OK. But now he's he's bringing us ideas. He likes us again again Yeah, you you know for a little bit there, but now you like it. Hold up. Hold up. I'm always like you we live together We did content very often. I would pull you guys out of the blue. I'd say come down We're gonna eat every fruit you threw us on the street And then we started being we started banging tin cups on the street for money for a while No, I started banging toothless Swedish white nationalism you got in to playing fucking every video game

Uh-huh like you're playing random ass games all the time. Yeah, you got in a league Really wide net on that for you, huh? You even liked me that whole time? From league to rock climbing to... I'm pretty sure from us moving out, rock climbing, league, and freestyling covers everything. Freestyling has always been an always food for me. I know, that's what I'm saying. Those three activities cover the whole stretch of time. When we were freestyling in the car,

in my head I'm like, boom, I'm electric, this is crazy. I went back and washed it. Those were ass, we suck at freestyling. Well, I think yours were interesting. Yours were, you had something. Mine were fucking terrible, bro. I don't went back and watched it. Those were ass. We suck at freestyling. Well, I think yours were interesting You sure you had something fucking terrible, bro Yeah, I think we're all a little I think our yard cipher we thought beat AMP's I would now like to retract I never closed high because because when you said that was better than MPs I was driving and I had chainmail on and I literally said, what?

And I was like, it must have been real bad. Ours was pure off the dome. Oh, I mean, if we wrote, you give me a week, I'll write some shit that Bobby Logic calls me up. Well, I think what you do is you run the Davis strat where you would just sing. You're about to run, right? Oh my God. I didn't mean to sing. You do a little ballad.

I mean, it's nice in a cipher, to be honest. It's nice to have one. You should be the singer in the cipher. And I can't, I have two a cipher, to be honest. It's a breath of fresh air. You should meet the singer in the cipher. I can't. I have too cold of bars, I guess? Yeah, too raw. So is this a veto on the road trip or? No, it's not a veto.

It's the cipher road trip. The car runs on bars. I want to do the yard live. What if we just did the road trip? Yay. What if we just did the road trip? Oh, he got wet. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. It would be so fun. Oh, fuck. Sorry.

I kind of want to do the road trip through the south. The south. Yeah. OK. Sure. I want to just go see some parts of the country that I've never fucking seen. Let's go find our most racist fan base by state. You guys can keep conflating the south with racism. No. OK. Isn't Oregon? Oregon's like 95 percent white, 90 percent white or something. They got some crazy racists in Oregon.

I think Oregon is probably more racist. Is it? What's the fucking what's the white? Then the South. Yeah, like I'm telling you, like white supremacist movement. Don't ever say Idaho. Isn't Idaho really racist? Yeah, like that's what I'm saying. It's like there's a lot of areas that are like rural areas in the northwest that are 90 fucking whatever percent white that you don't think of as racist.

But that's because they don't have the fucking they don't have the opportunity to they don't have the Civil War brand. Yeah, I think I think you're actually you're on to something in that racism is a big spectrum of like optics and like racism is a spectrum. But people in the south race to the. The people in the South are very like, there is this stereotype of being very upfront racist. I get this connotation. You also, if you grow up in a white area, you grow up with these kind of racism that you don't know is that, until you grow up and understand the system outside of it.

So it's like, yeah, I think someone who grew up in Colorado can be just as racist as someone in the South, but it's like more subtle and weird, but it's still based on the same like power. I think also racism is a is a is a relic of an old time that I and I think the South is more embedded in the older times and values. You know, I mean, I think it just has to do with the I think it has to do with the Civil War. I think that's where it comes from it just has to do with the I think it has to do with the Civil War. I think that's where it comes from.

It has to do with slavery and the Civil War. And we I'm against racists everywhere. That's OK. For well, put it on out there. That's actually what Trump said. What he was like, I don't think we needed the Civil War. Oh, yeah, I saw that. We wouldn't have had the way.

The Civil War was a good thing. He would have ended in one day like the Ukraine war. I guess that's We wouldn't have had the war. The Civil War was a good thing. He would have ended it in one day like the Ukraine war. I guess that's a good thing because we won it. The war was a good thing. Ultimately. Means to an end. Dude, if you look at the fucking, if you look at the Civil War history, every state that got like added onto the grid, it was like, are you guys pro slave or anti slave?

And they had to keep it even so everyone would be like happy. It's crazy. You watch one fucking video everyone would be like happy. It's crazy. You watch one fucking video about how this shit worked. It was crazy. You heard it here first from the Yard podcast. What can I say? I watched a Civil War documentary. It's called Bleeding Kansas. Look it up. It's pretty clear. I don't think the South is all racist. I don't want to come off like that. I just want to go on a road trip with my friends. Is that crazy? I do think that they're putting up record numbers. Oh yeah, please.

Yeah, they're putting up record numbers. They still got plantations. My argument is that the record numbers are everywhere. Uh huh. And that we need to be more vigilant. Wasn't that one of the arguments? That's what I'm trying to say. I think racism's gone.

And it ended with David Guetta's DJ set. Really? His George Floyd DJ set. He did end it. Ended racism five years ago. I forgot about that. And how about how we can all move on after that? Who is David Guetta?

What? Are you serious? I'm not. Are you? I promise. I promise I'm not joking. You need to be real. He's a Roblox YouTuber.

Is he right? Yeah. Okay so why am I stupid? Because he started doing music and he got pretty big. He kicked it off. Yeah. Oh, he's like a Bo Burnham, Roblox guy. Yes. All traces. Yeah. Or maybe Joe G's better, but

Joe G's a little bit better, but he's a little better. He's a smaller YouTuber, a bigger art. He was better than Joe G when he did. I mean, if you look up David, get a like Spotify so you can see his stream numbers. He's a crazy guy. I don't know who this guy is for real. His looks kind of crazy when you think about what he used to do on YouTube. He tapped into a Spanish speaking audience early.

Okay. That's what he buys doing today. Yeah, he is. Breaking records. Breaking necks. It's because, yeah, 79 million monthly listeners. What in the fuck two billion plays Yeah, I'm good, bro. I don't know anything. Yeah, what does he look like? He looks like that one right there. Yeah, the left. Oh, yeah He's doing that shit since Roblox came out bro middle school air vibes. He's like like a critical

He was like our age when Roblox dropped. Yeah, he's older though How old is David Guetta? Can you look it up? I'm I'm fascinated. Yeah, it's kind of like the Godfather, that kind of content. He's 57. Yeah, he's old. How is he on Roblox?

Well, look, Roblox came out. How long? He was on the older side of those YouTubers. But like so PewDiePie is pretty old, too. Nineteen years old. So think about that. He was 38 when Roblox came out. Dude, there's still time like you could start a Roblox channel. I mean, Roblox, maybe you maybe want to pick a new Roblox.

Yeah, you can start a Roblox channel today and you could be David Guetta. Come on, DJ. 19 years. And he did it. And he solved racism. Do you have you never seen the video? No, the salt racism. David Guetta, Cotton Eye Joe, Zipper had it up. George Floyd.

Zipper had it up already. This sounds OK. Call me woke. This sounds extremely poor taste. The sentence you said is sounds the most extremely poor taste thing. No, no, no. When he does it.

I get it. Right. I'm listening now back from your POV. What I said sounds bad. It sounds great. But when you see it, it's like, you know, the Titanic sounds bad as a movie. If you explain it. I think it's when you understand he's kind of I think if you understand more about him, it was more endearing.

It's also it's a song that was popular in his Roblox era. So it's like a callback. Yeah. OK, I'm also being explained to this, you know, by some white guys also. I just don't know. My stepfather is black. True. If that puts you at ease.

Can I see this, I guess, generational? It's a generational clip. in honor of George Floyd. And I really hope we can see more unity and more peace when already things are so difficult. So shout out to his family. Wait, is this real? That's real? Yeah, that's David Guetta. Yeah, it's not Cotton Eye Joe though. Oh, what's the song called? Uh, uh, Hamster Dance. Oh shit, my bad It is an insane clip, is it not? And people are, people think okay, you know what?

What do I know? I didn't know David Guetta was so ten minutes ago. Have you noticed any racism since? Yeah. That sucks. You gotta report that cause I haven't seen anything. Yeah, it's my fault. I gotta call the police. You say something. Right, that's on me.

Wow, everyone knows about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm blown away. I think a lot of people don't realize, because he was a faceless YouTuber, so a lot of people don't realize it's the same person. Well, it's kind of like, you know how a lot of Joji fans

don't know about Pinky? About Philly Frank. Philly Frank, yeah. Wow, well, such an educational day for Slime on the yard. Yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah. About how, yeah.

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I'm hungry. Because I could. I need to see the the map spread out like how hard is it? Oh, yeah. Because they're in only California Vegas, which makes it convenient. But like, how many can we knock out in L.A.? So many of them, I bet. Well, you also want to how long did it take Ted

to get any bareback to do it? It is her back. Obviously, they bear back. Any back shots? My back shots. I had an innocent. Wait, this map is I mean, zoom out, zoom out, zoom out. Is it all?

Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought it was there are some in Vegas or not. Just go all the way out. If it maybe can show the rest, they're all close together. There's no you don't have to research it to research. Yeah. Now search using the southern half of the country.

I think we could knock it out and probably none of them go past Santa Carita and none of them go past on the bottom. No, I think it's the map, I think it's so missing. That's not 32 work because they had their headquarters in Monrovia. Was that that's not 32. Monrovia is the biggest. Yeah, look, there's some further ones. Yeah, if you zipper, can you zoom out and then just hit the search again? Did that look at there?

There there there there. There's one in. It changed. That was on the 10. Yeah. Why did it just there. There, there, there. There's one in... It changed. That was on the 10. Yeah, why did it just change? That one's pretty far. That's in like high desert. Yeah.

We need to see low tier God. Okay, well let's do the viewers want this. Does low tier God live in the desert? They're gonna say yes, of course they're gonna say yes. Why are they gonna say yes? They don't even know what's the content that comes out of this. Is it one video?

Oh, oh, I thought, sorry, it's not the doing the shows there thing. It's the... No, I don't think we could read. I think we would get shut down if we tried to do a show. Oh I think look it's just something we can workshop but like That's the real question. They Ted and Eddie went all the way across the country, which is crazy for one video Okay, sure with two videos was fair sure but we would do a get live stream. Maybe in a week We had every time he's out exists. They'd be crazy.

And then we do one at the last one. You know how people say that Super Size Me was like blown out of proportion that like he kind of outplayed how bad it was. Oh, thank you, Zipper. This will be as bad as people think that was. There's three in Vegas. I think this would probably take us like four days to do. This might kill one of us.

I think this will be worse than him. Then the supersize me guy just drinking a bunch of alcohol like he was doing. No, 30. Wait, no, I'm saying eating McDonald's. I think it'd be better to be. What is it? We have to eat one thing from every spot. Why is that that bad? That's like it's. Did you look at it? I think it is horrendous.

Maybe they have an item that's not that bad on the menu. I think there's enough to get every single item. This is fucked. They should not be allowed to show the food like breakfast. Dude, that breakfast burrito does look disgusting. How do even the even the best case pictures of the food look terrible? The whole menu. Ike. Well, they've been refining the it. They've been refining the classics, bro.

They have they have chili cheese, but the love into the important ones. They just have like literally four items. They have burger, chili burger. If you eat dog in fries, if you eat that chili, go up. If you eat that triple chili cheeseburger, like with a smile on your face. God damn, you're an eater. Like no one. OK, is that that much different from a three by three plane?

It's just three by three. It's the chili and the quality of the ingredients. It's the chili and the quality of the ingredients. That's it. It would also look nothing like that. Can you look up if Tommy's alive? Because that's maybe what we should do. The business was opening in the 40s, so I do not believe so.

But he could be. He could be. Yeah, he could be alive. You know, there was only one. You know, there was a lot of six years old when he opened the restaurant like little Tommy and then his parents seemed to have. Oh, so Tommy Jr. is still alive and he's like fucking 90. Tommy Lineage is probably around.

Tommy doesn't feel like a last name to me. No, I'm saying like Tommy's. I'm Bill Tommy. It's like Tommy, Tommy Jr., Tommy Senior. Yeah, I know. But Tommy stuff on Bill Tommy. It's like Tommy Tommy jr. Tommy senior We get like an RV we stink it up you stink the RV up that'd be crazy time It's gonna stink like love his fucking shoes at the end of it. Okay, my shoes don't think that bad We could do a beat off in the RV. We do a beat. Oh, yeah We have a little god damn we gotta yeah, we got a freestyle. We gotta make beats. Oh my god We have a little god damn. We got it. Yeah, we got a freestyle. We got to make beats. Oh my god We gotta come out with an album I could come to this beat off

Yeah, you're gonna come to be able to watch the beat to watch the beat up. I can't come I'll have a couch. We'll have a chair. If you come at the beat off. It's a little bit weird. Yes I know it sounds counterintuitive. I wouldn't be coming to class. Dude. He only died fucking 33 years ago Fuck we just miss some. OK, let me just read this Los Angeles Times first paragraph. Tommy Kulaks, which sounds like a rank in the Klu Klux Klan, short order cook who 46 years ago took a chunk of beef and surrounded it with a generous dollop of his personalized chili and spices. Generous. It was not generous.

It was a heap. It was a heaping- It was a dollop. It was a heaping mound. Wow, he died at 73, so he made it pretty far. Born in Oklahoma City to Greek immigrant parents. Ah, the Kulaks clan. The Greek Kulaks clan. Damn, bro. It was Beverly and Rampart.

Is that one still up? Yeah, for sure. There's no way to get rid of the flagship Damn, maybe that's where we end it. This was a shipyard welder and he said, you know what I want right now Okay, you know You don't think back in the day Tommy's hit Well, I went back to the chef and I bet it was crazy I think when Tommy was chef in it and you saw him make the chili and he put it was probably fucking You know Tommy dumped a fucking mercury I think you guys are conflating present-day Tommy's with old Tommy's. Oh, I agree

I think cuz Tommy's when he died there were 17 locations. They've doubled to 32. Mm-hmm, right? So they couldn't they couldn't keep the quality with the. Oh, no, that's in the 90s. In 1992, they were serving 25000 people a week. Oh, none of them are franchised. No, it's kind of like a bittersweet situation here. Like Tommy's makes pretty much like still true, like evil CIA food. But also like back in the day, Tommy's been such a fucking awesome spot. Wow. He's got great grandchildren survived by his wife who this was in 1992.

OK, if you are a listener and you're part of the Koolux clan, please hit us up. We would love to have you on the pod. Yeah, six children and six children. That'll be on Boys Net Yahoo episode. Wait, so the Grand Wizard is that name? I'm talking about the grandchildrenson of Tommy, man. He's a hierarchy man. Kulux Klan.

Oh. Kulux. He's the last name, Kulux. Yeah, that's my mistake. Yeah, it's okay. My bad for that compute. That's crazy of you. Wow.

What an educational day on the Yard podcast. All right, so yeah, we get an RV and we do it. The Yard is going to change is what it sounds like. What do you mean? We're going into this new end of the year. Why did you get why did you turn off the RFK boys? Well, I did you turn into a into a. I'm saying, you guys up that we can be the most electric

screen streaming crew maybe on the planet over A&P over phase and we just choose not to. And we just do one off stream once a year. It doesn't fuck me up at Loki makes me feel good as fuck. Dude, first off, no, we could. Yes, we could bro. We're too late second off You all are the problem. They're not me what? We're the problem I

Share this sentiment, but I'm saying that blow up you guys don't stream. We don't have to row We'd be a we'd be a crew stream. We're a crew the whole point. Let's just phantom stream Tell me right now. Not that much. Oh, interesting. Oh, fucking trick. But there he is, taxing the fucking chili off the fucking burger. We had him on that drive. He even ate a pickle.

He streams way more than Aiden. Dude, I'm different. He streams way more than Nick. He streams more than you, brother. I'll give you that. He streams more than Slime. Yes, of course he streams more than Slime. Of course. I thought he you that. He streams one and five. Yes, of course. He streams more than one. Of course.

I thought he was just on Kai's stream. I thought he was just on Kai's stream. No, he has his own stream. OK, so you're saying we need to be streamers in general. 87? That's this month. That's me or Phantom? That's him.

He's got. Dude, I think it's neck and neck. He's got 87 hours this month. 87 hours is a lot. So you're saying we all need to be like, get streamers. To be a stream group, yes. You all need to be stream and I'm like

I gotta be on my stream. I got my camera guy Yeah, I'm not disagreeing with you, but I also then don't think our competition is AMP Actually, wait our competition is people's attention Nintendo vibes. Okay. I think I think I changed my mind just now I want to start IRL streaming. I'm gonna have a cameraman But I'm gonna I'm not gonna change anything about my life. So the IRL streamer I'm gonna be like doing my job and they're gonna be looking at like your social security number and your tax payments Yeah, as I go through we start off the stream that way. I'm doing it like slime. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine Dude, I'm sorry the cameraman. It's so funny. You're like, so what are we fucking do? camera man. It's so funny. You're like, so what are we gonna fucking do?

And I realized there's a fucking nice for themselves. Huh? We canceled it immediately. Did anyone get something nice for themselves? Fucking the fastest you type faster than all of them. That's crazy. Cause I would have bought some of them that time. Uh, yeah. Well, they were probably stuck on that damn billing address, man. Yeah. They're still trying to sit in line for the switch to Dude, which shoes are hard to get right now still isn't that crazy? I watch a video yesterday of a guy IRL streaming with 20 of them in stock My way was he doing he was just had a store fucking buying I sent out Aaron I was like, can you see this is which two in town? He's like I went everywhere. There's none

Did he go to games? Are you sure he wasn't just fucking pulling it with the left? I went to game line you with the right dude. Oh my God. What's the way? He's squeezing it with the right. Or I want it with the left. Sorry, Nick. Why? He might have been doing those two things. Sorry. Where everywhere? Yeah. And he's fucking jerking it with the left.

Jerks it good, man. He might on the clock on boss's dime. You can't say that. That's fine. I didn't say I didn't say that. I'm just throwing a hypothetical. I can throw a that. That's fine. I didn't say it. He's not. I didn't say that. I'm just throwing a hypothetical. I can throw a hypothetical. We pay our employees, and we can tell. And I can say Kelvy busts out the jeans.

You can't say it. I can't say it. Because I think you're the one guy who shouldn't. It's a safe place. Wow. Wow. Oh, man. Kelvy actually makes enough money

that I think we can say that shit about him. It's a safe place. Well, that makes it worse. Because now you're implying money is allowed to cover up any malfeasance. Uh, Kelby... Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, Kelby would agree with you. I'm David Schwimmer, and I disagree.

I think by the payroll numbers, Kelby makes more money than Ludwig does. Yes. Oh, yeah. By the payroll. Yes, because you don't fucking pay me, dude. Yeah, I did dock his Ludwig does. Yes. Buy a payroll. Because you don't fucking pay me. Yeah, I did dock his pay this year. Yes. That's real. I love that.

He docked my fucking pay. He bitched at me for three months to switch to Chase Bank because he says he loves Chase and the business that it stands for. They've never done anything wrong. There's no ethical banks. We can get over that real quick. Well, I thought there were. The union banks.

But he said no. And then he said, we're going to dock your pay too. Yeah, that was sick. I love that. I love you putting your foot down and taking money out of his fucking stupid hands. And the way he explained it to me was through AI images sent to me on X. With Grock? With Grock. Yeah, I mean Grock make an AI diagram as to why you needed to lower your pay. Well, let me ask you a question. If you're gonna bite back on this, where is your Pokemon Crystal copy right now?

I have all of them. I can show you all of them. Okay. Have they gone up in value? I've checked. No. Okay. Not at all. I'm just asking questions. Blat over five years. You have Taffo coming to this warehouse slaving away, organizing

your Pokemon cards. I asked him if he was getting I was like Taffo, to this warehouse, slaving away, organizing your Pokemon cards. I asked him if he was getting, I was like, Taffo, has he talked to you about payment for all this? He's like, I'm not getting paid. He's getting paid, he lied to you. He worked for hours. He got paid. He worked for three hours. Zero dollars. He got paid. I paid him in the cards.

Ah. Well guys. It's like when you have the girls in their underwear cooking up the crack. And I give them a rock on the way out. Yeah. And you're like, here you go. Yeah. And they got it. And he drops it. He drops a PSA 10 card and it tap us back.

He's like, here you go, sweetie. On the way out for you. And our baseball glove for the kiddo. I guess that's all for us. I guess it's all for us. I guess we're going to the Patreon now. Wait. By the time This airs no it'll be the last episode before D&D comes out. That's right

Do you think we'll be always so much more famous? We'll probably do a Madison's Bear Garden like dimension 20 did We'll be hanging out with Brendan Lee Mulligan. We can finally punk. It's probably the last time we fucking talk to you fucks Oh, dude, Once we're that big Do you guys behind but stay in the page? I'll ever read a YouTube comment ever again after we blow the fuck up fuck No, dude Album out like when I have my recording career really takes off which is what all this was for Hannah Montana fucking angle You guys are I'm not thinking about you once I'm sorry my fusion Tommy wah-wahs in Japan. Oh my god Tommy's to Japan the Japanese body No, it's chilly. No the Japanese body would explode Tommy's the Tommy's swipe a day combo store

And it's gonna and I don't have a goal to set you me outside and the out. Yeah Alright guys, we're going to the patreon. We'll see you there. Goodbye. I'm goodbye man