The Yard - Ep. 211 - He finally did it

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

This week, the boys talk about Slime going to EVO, Nick meeting Angela from the Office, and how we finally released D&D!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm just saying they had like a line up of like six bangers. Yeah. Yeah, we used to be a fucking real country. And now it's like... We used to make shit. Pedro Pascal. And you're watching it because he sexes on Vanessa Kirby, nice. Yeah, because, well, you're watching Pedro Pascal,

because... He's too grabby, man. He's too grabby. I think you guys are so wrong of this. Why can't you get a little fucking grabby with your co-stars, dude? He's not grabbing enough. He's not grabbing. Oh, don't act like she's not grabbing.

She's grabbing. Oh, we're turning it on the woman, I see. That's crazy. You watch the clips? There's the one clip where she, like, I feel like she's about to climb in his lap in the during the interview. She's going to eat him up. Some of them, some of these women aren't trying to eat him up.

also here's the thing here's my here's my thing if you want to indicate to a woman that you are safe and you're allowed to grab their hands all the time okay all neurodivergent like yeah you need to just already have like balls in your mouth you know what I'm saying did you guys follow this like Pedro Preskell's gay right

right I don't think he is that dude what that's not the whole thing in his mouth that's the whole thing that was your I see he's not gay he's saying he needs to wear that that's a problem He needs to wear his gay on his sleeve. Nobody thinks he's gay, right? It's literally like a big thing.

We're like, oh, he's gay. This is what happens when he thinks he's gay. Okay. Yeah, but Alex goes on about E. Miles Chong now. It's like, uh, yeah. Alex's his UAPs are in the Mexican ocean. And he believes that shit. He's being radicalized.

He's going to be in a shootout with the police by the time he's 35. 100%. I do think he's going to be the new Joe Rogan of the left. Alex? Why not me? He's got the disposition? I wanted this. Because that one picture.

That's a good picture I look good You know what I'm talking about? Yes The one where he's looking at the game Yeah That's the one What you think it'll be used against me

Yes How? I easily I don't know this picture Which one? It's the one where I'm like I tweet The Kyson and that one

Yeah What is all this shit? Yeah well I don't know Happy birthday Happy birthday I'm not 30 I'm not 30 30

I tweeted it It's the truth We're all 30 years old now That time. Welcome. I was in New York this past weekend, and it was my birthday. And it was like, by New York time, it was like 5, 6 p.m. I didn't even have a text from my mom.

And I told Sanj, I was like, look, no, I don't care about my birthday, but no one has texted me at my birthday. I had more text from yard fans than people. So you do care about your birthday. Because I thought about this a lot. I just thought it was strange. Because every year my mom texts me on my birthday. I just think it's funny. I think it's the first time

he's at a birthday in the East Coast and so when he looked at the clock he was like this is late but if he was on the West Coast he would have got those texts by that time No no no no no it's pretty late in the day It was the first time I ever woke up to zero text And I was like look I'm almost 30

I'm not gonna get birthday texts for rest of my life It's almost Then I called my mom and I'm like huh No birthday text huh And she was like oh I thought you were sleeping You put her feet to the fire And I'm like sleeping 530 p.m. Great I think it was a little earlier than that

But yeah I definitely wasn't sleeping I sent you a beautiful message. No, you didn't. Did you do it after he bitched at us? Yes. Because then it doesn't count. You know what's fucked up? It literally doesn't count.

You know it's fucked up? I'm literally sitting there and I have a reminder of my phone at fucking 1150 the night before and I was like, I'm not going to be a midnight texter. That's a little much. That's a little bit of midnight text. I'm not going to fuck him.

I'm not going to fuck the guy. He sent me a few videos of his, is it not, is it bit moji? Is that what they're called? He sent me a few videos of his bit mojee. I think eating pussy. I don't really

I took the video I was with breakfast of eight I looked at a coffee shop and I'm I think it's the intro to this episode is Ludwig filming him doing the eat pussy to his bit moji so the bit moj

is like doing the ABCs yes and I sent two because it doesn't show when you send so I sent the first one and it didn't like go like think so I was like are you recorded

in the fucking the coffee shop where people are where people are you're eating pussy on FaceTime there's people with dogs in there who gives a fuck it's not like it's a fucking clean establishment this is zipper two okay no hold on all that my damn it's two it's separate yeah your rotten bitch girlfriend gave us these hats and balloons for your birthday

for your birthday and that's probably all you're getting I don't know what this stuff is this stuff is not from zipper two that's separate yeah she's not a bitch oh no you got beef with her bro I got beat with her. Don't even get into all that. You got beef with her, bro. He's trying to cover.

Because I was like, I was like, who would you kill at that dinner? Oh my God. And you post her and I told you she'd listen. And that's what she did. He did listen. And I won't even say what she said.

I'll tell you what she said. I know she said. She said, she said, this is about the dinner with hang green. And I say, Nick asked who would I kill from the dinner. And I said zipper two. And then she brings it up to me at family dinner.

Yeah. And then she goes, I was electric that dinner. I'm the one who brought up the watermelon tower. What the fuck we're Lily and Michael doing? Yeah, she calls him out. She goes to me, when she found out Love would kill her at that dinner, she goes, oh yeah, Lily and Michael were contributing big time. She's like keeping score.

It was so bad. But the thing is, you can't kill one of Lily or Michael, because then the other will also die. You can't kill one of Louie or Michael, you clout pussy? If I kill my... Do you think I'm friends with Michael for clout and not my fucking loss? I'm gonna do when you kill my girlfriend? Do you think I'm just going to live on happily?

What do you think he's going to do? You're gonna find the motherfucker who did it Yep Would it be Right But then it's it But then it's your dog But I know you'd also never

Fucking Ratt your rider dog I'd be like more watermelon tower for me There's the two dogs It's Nick Finding the motherfucker who did it And never ratting on his boy Yeah

And it's his boy who did it And he's just fucking combusting Yeah That's really tough That's the end of a dance Of the devil basically Okay Should we like open

Did I tell you You look like You're in a hospital Real quick did I tell you about the drive-up to open sauce? I don't think so. Dude, we did a drive-up to open sauce.

Yeah. Cudy and Maya have to make a song. They lost a... It's for the charity thing. They had to make a song together. Like us? Yes. But they have to, like, from scratch it to remember.

They're not like... And the only thing... The only thing they want it to be is a song about killing men. Okay. Yeah. They wanted to have like a twist at the end. Right, right.

And I go, and I go, if you want a dark... twisted song right to a mortal technique and I just brought it up in passing and then my goes what's that of course he does and I just keep going it's the darkest twisted song you ever heard yes forgetting what the song is and I'm like you got to listen to this and then this is a minute 15 of the car ride we play the song bro and it's quiet in the car and we're absorbing every lyric and I forgot yeah we talked about it so much you forgot how it ends it's twisted

it's dark and twisted and then the fucking plot twist comes in and you're like yo no but like but even before then it's very graphic yeah yeah yeah

because he doesn't pull any fucking punches no it's a true story about a guy named William he's trying to get he's trying to get initiated into the crew bro you gotta get this

so Maya who probably wouldn't know she probably if you ask her who imagined dragons is she'd be like I don't know who that is he's listening to

Moral Techniques Dance with the Devil I'm imagining one right now Yeah I'm imagining one right now What's what she would say Yeah So wait So what did she say

What she did? She was like What the fuck Why did you show us that It's the first 15 minutes And then Q's like Yep The vibes are killed

And then it was like A fucking 10 minute Awkwardness That we had to fight through We've seen that clip Of kid cuddy And Selena Gomez Oh my God

That's you bro That was me That was you That was me She's like Oh my God Why did you say that? He's just like

Did you see on Facebook that cops like killed that guy's mom and then killed him. Like in a restaurant he's standing up at her table like he was passing by. It's like backyard. And she's just like, no.

That clip is so good, too. I don't like that. Why would you tell me that? That was me. I saw this song on Facebook. I thought he would love it. You could have gone like with a lighter twist. Like maybe a heartwarming, emotional twist

like yesterday by atmosphere. That was gonna say. Yeah. Like that one's more easy to swallow. I know this for the future. Well now, QDias listen to Dance with the Devil and so is my. Speaking of misreading the tone

I just went to New York I had a terrible The Aden passed the curse Of New York travel to me And I woke up at 5 a.m. for my flight Went to LAX And when I got my plane I got all the way to New Jersey

We got 40 minutes away from landing And they were like We got to turn around And we have to go to Pittsburgh And I was like That sucks so much ass Because we are, we're there We turn around

We go to Pittsburgh The entire time I'm on this flight This is a long flight It's like six hours I'm sitting next to Angela from the office Oh, right And I'm like That's Angela from the office

That's kind of crazy She's like with like her whole family It looks like And there's your next to her? Yeah So she's not sitting as her family members She's like well no They have a block

Oh okay And it's like I'm I'm like one A She's like one D Like weiner kids She's like three awesome kids Who did you why'd you do that I don't know What is one

What is like a little fucking like weiner kid What do you mean What does that mean What does that mean One of them was. You know, don't give them that. You don't know, man. You don't want a weird kid.

You know how kids will just look at each other and laugh? Yeah. And everyone else has left out. That's what's happening. Was her husband there? If I speak. You got to meet Dwight? No.

Kill yourself. You need to be hurt. Shut up, dude. She was someone I couldn't tell if it was like her husband or her oldest son. Oh. No shade. Were they touchy? No shade.

Well, can you just look up Angela and husband? Angela Kinsey husband. I didn't look this at myself because I was actually Angela too. It felt extremely weird to do that. Was she like touchy with her like son husband? I don't want to do. Were she kissing her son? I don't want to put her on blast.

We can put her on blast. Maybe she has like a really young. Look up Joshua Snyder. Joshua Snyder. She's 54. He sounds. That's him. Okay.

That's cool. Okay. That's cool. It's okay to have a hot young husband. He's 47 years old. No, he's not. Yes, he is. Oh, he looks great.

He just looks really young. He's 47. That's a 10 year age gap. You know what? They both look great. Is she 57? Wait, who's that? Where's Dwight or Andy?

Yop that's you, bro. How old is Angela? I want to see this. If there's a problematic age gap here, she's 54. It's 47 to 7 years. 47 is 7 years. What's half for age?

Half an ad by 7. So it's not even close. What are you doing here? Jeff, shut up, it would be 28, no, 34. 27 plus 7 is 34, she's fine. Oh, great, thank you, son. We love the office ladies' podcast over at the yard. Yes, we do.

Keep slang, you're both queens. Anyway, if you heard the same bit on lemonade stand, I want you to know that was recorded first. You did the same bit? Did you have your original seven? We made the same exact joke about Warren Buffett and Nancy Pelosi. Okay, that's fine. And then they fucking.

And then they went on. Streets are safe. And then they went on to promote their fucking Patreon through our fucking Patreon. Dude, that's nasty work. No, I didn't do that. Nick did that. That's nasty word. What is?

You can fucking blackmail on? No, I was... I was on the plane and I was, I was just like, I was bored, so I was working, and I was on the Patreon, and they had a recommended bar, and I was like, oh, we haven't used this. I'll put all the other shows there. Did you know that was going to add everyone? No, I did not know that. It's crazy. I will say it's crazy that it just does that. It's an email blasts everyone.

You sent a company-wide email to all our, patrons to be like, sign up for this cocksucker podcast. Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah. But I didn't think it would, I thought it was just like a YouTube subscription box. I did ask fucking left a one-star review after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Apple Podcasts, I am tanking your shit. It's going to be

that and piggy jump the game. I didn't even do anything. So I'm next, I'm next to Angela from the, from the office. And Dwight is seven years younger. She kisses her hot son. And Dwight's not there. And she seems very lovely. Her family seems very lovely. Was she loud? No. She's fucking loud. No, did nothing wrong. This whole flight. However, there was a four-foot goblin sitting in front of us. This man was in his 50s and he was four feet tall. Okay

And when they go over the plane, they're like guys, we got to turn around. We got to go to Pittsburgh Man pears up over the seat. He goes, guess we're going to Scranton? No way Bro! Yes! And then and then Jin goes And I watched her soul leave her body and I laughed so hard. I was like yes, dude, I was Dude, the whole trip, all of it was worth it for this goblin man. That's so awesome. Who was probably waiting the whole flight to say something. I mean, that's a great, that's a great time to rip it.

Oh, that was perfect. That's like, you're on the final turn and you get your old, an oomimus man. Dude, it was perfect. That guy is a warlord. Yeah. So she got recognized like a gross amount? Not really. Oh, okay.

It was just this guy. But there wasn't like people walking on. I think everyone was doing what I was doing, which is being like. Yeah, wondering if her son-wife was of legal aid. Yeah, okay. You didn't know it was Angela Kinsey before, right? Yeah, her last name? Yeah.

I did not know that. No, no, no, no. You got a thing where you're like, Angela. Like, Dwight. But I stay part of Jello. Um, I was thinking, after you send this in the group chat, how many people in the world do you think of seen the office? Not necessarily all of it, but like enough to recognize one billion, one billion people.

One billion served. So hard to know. Billions must die. I think the show is much less popular outside of it. of America than we think. Sure. Yeah, I agree. Like, I think that, like,

there's probably a few countries that's popular in. But in America, the density's like... America's huge. It's great. It's like, it feels like 70%. It was got to be a top... It was so popular

who was in everybody's Tinder profile for years. We're office jokes. Yeah, like real humans. Also, it's so generational. Like, people have lived and died with the office. What?

You know what I'm saying? Like, that shit came out in 2000, what? Is that? No, I can't be right. I think it's right. It's release date, 2004? It doesn't feel too wrong. Show me 2008.

No, no, no. That's crazy. You're smoking crack. Because Michael says the F slur in that, and you could say that on TV. Oh, yeah, season one's crazy. Yeah, it's like season one of the yard. Yeah, it's like season one of the yard.

Watch one corner East Panstream. How come we never go back? We had to turn Aiden bisexual as a PR move. In case anyone finds the adult, the buried episodes. Immediately. I've been faking it. Wait, should we open these? I don't know.

So this is a secret gift. We don't know what it is. I don't know if it's meant to be open on the show. It wouldn't be on the set. Definitely. Yeah. By the time you're listening to this, the Yard D&D is released. If you haven't listened to it yet, okay, first off, go listen to it.

Second off, let's look what our presence are. We got presents. What is this? Oh, it's art. Oh, my God. It's a yard character. We want a yard D&D. shirt. All right. This is going to be, okay, this, okay, we're kind of all in on this. This is

bad. I'm going to show, hold on. What is the show fucking tanks? That it's really funny. We have stickers and shit. Oh, God. Oh, the miniatures. I like how committing to recording 13 episodes isn't too much, but a sticker. You draw the line at a sticker. Dude, my arm came off. Am I the only one who opened the card first? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yes. What the fuck? This isn't grandma's present, bro. It's from our producer, Rich. We did it. Congratulations. on D&D and thanks for having me be a part of the team. That's so nice. That's very nice. Oh my god, I got a Dunkin' Donuts shirt. Oh, he thinks you're fat. This shit, what? No, no, it's a fucking. Dude, that's like a dunga donut. He didn't give me an XL. Do you

on the comfort colors? Dude, why do you give me an XL? Congrats on D&D, thanks for having me be part of the team from Rich and he said, I don't play favorites, but Georg is my favorite, which is my character. Wow. Okay, is this, is this weird? Through the back. I didn't get a card. It's on the bag. It's on the fucking bag. What are you fucking idiot? What did you think that was? This is a low, this is a low IQ. Oh my God.

It's a turtle statue, but the head of the turtle instead of a turtle is a penis. Yeah, and it's marble fade. And it's marble. Yeah, no, this is Case Hardin. You got the Case Hardin' Dirtlecote. Oh, my God. Well, Rich, Rich knows exactly what I like. This is like a muck bang, except we only, we get presents and they don't.

Don't get anything. This is oh my god wait we have these what do you mean? He got me a large It's the it's the yard logo as a shirt. This is tight anyway this is so masturbatory Well by now we're famous right? Yeah by now it's been two days. We're probably the most famous. We're gonna be playing I do like delicious days on the show the show like it hasn't even come out yet while we're recording this and we're already slapping ourselves on the back like good job Yeah finally got it out. It's gonna bang bro. I think I think it will. I think especially once we hit our stride

a few episodes in, I genuinely do think it's really good. These boys are a bit rough for the first few, but I carry. You do carry. You do carry. But then they shine in ways I couldn't. I'll be dead by Wednesday, so. You're weirdly going to do. You guys get your last name. This is 1 a.m. This is what we're recording right now. We're recording this.

What is that? What is this? This is CSGO case? He has an IRS Go case. He got a butterfly. He got me a real version of Butterfly Knife? Sapphire? Is it sharp? No, there's this on the top. It's a butterfly. Do you know how to open a butterfly knife? No, the latch goes on the left. I'm a fake. Open the left to the bottom. Dude, you're such a pussy. You gotta sell your shit immediately or give it to you. Make sure the latch is on the left side.

Here. Oh my god, this is so cool dude. Take the sharpness? Yeah, is it sharp? No, I wanna play with it. I want to play with it. I want to play with it really dangerous. Let them play with it. This is so cool. Let them play with you. It's my shit. Anyway, to, uh, I'm crack a real butterfly knife. Give you guys some context. It is 1 a.m. right now. We're recording a pajama episode. At least I wore my PJs. Yeah. The Christmas grace wetpants challenge. Yeah, this is kind of like the old days when you're in your fucking in the house. Yeah. Reason being is because Nick arrived late today. I'm so tired. And Aiden leaves early to my leaves at like 7 a.m. So the only time we could record is midnight. And then I showed up half an hour late.

yeah your piece of shit to add on it's funny because we were filming a thing for a beep for a commercial and I kept the bit is that you're late to the podcast for this brand

that does a lot of work so it was fresh on your mind yeah and we could have just filmed it for real and so but what I did because I anticipated this coming every single take I said company the preferred company

for child molesters and then I call you on Jeffrey Epstein's island and then Dan and Calvi were like you can't use that take and I was like well I mean I'm the talent Yeah I'm the talent so what I say goes So what are you gonna do overdub me You're gonna AI my voice pussy boy

So anyway I keep trying to FaceTime you on Jeffrey Epstein Island you're obviously busy It's easily AIable Sure but good luck Drain a fucking ocean to do it Why don't you Checkmate Why not just put the AI in the ocean

And it eats the water I don't understand Yes it has infinite water What if we got an AI that was powered instead of by hydroelectricity instead of by maybe I don't know evil

yeah love or evil they could be two warring factions hugs the evil AI and the love AI yep and which one gets to singularity first and let me spoil the ending of the story for you they fall in love and they create a metaverse in which they can be together forever and they get rid of all the human beings that's this a present

I think this is my present I'm realizing you guys all got one and I was like I didn't get one but it's big and in front of me Pause. It's definitely yours. I'm on pause now. Isn't there her end? That's how the movie her ends. What?

She. Oh, she joins the cat, the planet of all the AIs. She joins the AI cabal at the end because to achieve greater intimacy and she leaves him. Yeah. She's trying to eat more pussies at once than imaginable. That's why she leaves the guy. Okay. We have a whole box.

Is this a skate deck maybe? Real quick, yesterday at family dinner, shake was there. we're playing this board game where he had to pick something between like good and evil it was like a slightly he had to pick like a slightly good company and the company he chose was Disney slightly good yeah that was like in his

good company and then you have to guess what he put so everyone just put like yeah it's Disney's evil and then he was like no happiest place on earth he's so fucked in the head he's fucked in the head his priorities are all backwards man this isn't sharp enough oh my god here give me my knife it's honestly No, it's great.

Hold on. I have, I don't have a blade. Give me my real, real knife. Ow. Thanks, zipper. Sorry, this is another butterfly knife

from the Philippines. Yeah, this is zipper's butterfly knife, which is a little bit more ancient. This one has a bunch of oil on it. I love the idea of a podcast where everyone kind of knows how to use a butterfly knife. And we have never brought this up before. And we have multiple ones. Yeah,

I have a scar on my finger, actually, from my, I ordered a butter. when I butter knife online when I was a kid and I didn't know how to use it and I cut myself really bad um I would think I was 15 or 16 that's crazy oh my god you guess right it is a skateboard deck and it has that's sick oh my god whoa show the class that's hot oh it's a penis star league skateboard deck wow that is awesome is that a character is that Soap? No, it's not soap. I don't believe. That's what I'm from... That's wrong. This must be from...

That's not Roan. That's what I should have made it look like. That would have been so much cooler. If you just had an AK. Yeah. If you guys had fucking whatever... And I just have some awesome... And then you just like get to use your ability as AC130. Oh, ho-ho. That's what we should have done in a modern warfare campaign.

And we are all under soap and Dave is so... And then Dave would be like... click press square if you want to shoot all the civilians in the airport please make d and d and ds so big so we can just make a call of duty campaign the idea is we want to quit doing the show only do dn d yes and then that's that that's the end of me that's not dude dndy's going crazy do you see the new critical role announcement no is that what they announced a new season what is the new season and uh and they're having a new dm step in oh no matt mercer no matt mercer he's going to be a player and the

DM is Brennan Lee Mulligan Oh my god they're gonna make so much money When they would you know when they announced him It was like when they announced Robert Donnie Jr. is fucking doom It was like a big deal Yeah it was like Dr. Doom It was like everyone fucking popped off

And started cheering his name It was like a crowd of a thousand plus people They put Curry and LeBron on the same fucking team man I know but it's like it's a crowd of a thousand plus people In person for a D&D announcement Yeah that's a word Fucking D20 played Madison Square Garden.

Like, you, that's some bullshit. Anyone can rent a venue. I know, but not everybody can sell it out. They sold it out.

That's crazy. It's insane. Show me pictures of this? By the way, you fucking assholes, I cannot believe. I sat here. Guys,

just excellent work. For 10 minutes straight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're dumb as fuck. I didn't know about us. We all held very strong. I was a seven-year-old

Roblox YouTuber David Getta. You could see when Zipper pulls up the Spotify streams I almost break I'm so close yeah I realize in the middle of that bit

that I was like this is how you handle slime what are you talking about because slime's like who's that I'm not trying to be a dick I want to be a nice I've never heard and we're always like

what you've heard of what and instead we just lie if we just lie then he finds out later they said David Gettah I was like who is that and they're like he is a 30 he was a 47 year

old guy who did Robox YouTube really early. He's 57. He's 47 now. He did it when he was 37 now. He's 57 now. He did it. It doesn't matter. He did it really early. And then I was like, that's crazy. And like, yeah, that's how he like blew up. Like he was one of the first like YouTube guys. And then you showed me him doing the George Floyd Memorial MLK DJ set that goes into hamster dance. The great, I think the funny part about that clip, this is for real when that song played, I was like, was it actually that song? Because the actual clip is not that much like, it's actually not less crazy. No, the actual clip is way less crazy. It's barely less crazy. It's so much less crazy. It's just, it's just, it's, yeah, it's like, no, he plays a different

insane song. I remember the original. It's just a normal, so it's like a normal intro to a song, it's a buildup, but it's not like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like that is a different level. I would say, your, Your reaction to him playing the hamster dance in that clip is almost the same reaction you would give to the actual one if we showed it to you. Yeah, well, I mean, you described it and I said, this seems tasteless. And then you guys all were like, no, you had to be there. And I'm like, okay, like who am I being offended on someone else's behalf? And it was fucking crazy. Don't be mad that racism is dead for a day.

We stuck it through the Patreon too. Yeah, I put it up on the Patreon, I'm like, isn't that wild? You guys? Yeah, I can tell I didn't want to laugh So the part where I had to like look away from you I was like I couldn't tell This world about racism is awesome And shout out David Gett and the Roblox YouTuber

Dude in New York You know those guys that like hand out Like flyers in the street Like kind of like Vegas Or it's just like clubs and whatever So there's a guy There's a group of guys who were like hanging out Like some sort of tour of the city

And one of them walks by me as if No one tried to hand me one But one of them walks by me As if he doesn't notice me Just walking right by me And as we're about to fully cross paths He goes Whoa

And he jumps at me Like it to scare me And I go huh You flinch And he doesn't even hand me one He just keeps walking And I'm with Sanchovies And I'm like

Why did he do that? Or he was like He was like I think that guy thinks you're a bitch Yeah the card is like Are you not a bitch who doesn't flinch Yes And I did

It's Rex Cuondo Yeah, you got Respondode I don't know why I still know why I did that Well, he wanted to, he took a break from his job To scare me. It's because you had a very meek walk Probably, it's probably like the best part of his He probably does this every day It's like, if he has to stand outside and hand off liars

He probably clocks a fucking tourist And then he's like, he's like, all right Let me have a little joy Yeah, I mean you you probably looked like a weak guy Like my weak-minded My birthing hips through my jeans And then Sancho he's like 4% body-fi Fat.

Oh my god, he looks so good. It does it. And so yeah, he mugged you, which is fine. You know, Sanchoves can't he can't poop with someone in the same room. Pathetic. So when I got there, he was like, I have to poop, but I need you to leave. And we were in the hotel. We're on the 39th floor.

And I don't have access to any other floor. And he was like, can you go to another floor? Why didn't he go downstairs? Why can't you just leave the room and just be outside the door? He said I had to be another floor. But he wouldn't know. But there's other people on that floor. I didn't want to tell him I would do it and then lie.

So I went to the first floor because the only floor I'd access to that wasn't the 39th floor. Dude, this is crazy. And then the second, dude, he took 20. He took like, you start dating. He took like 25 minutes. He couldn't poop. Because I was in the other room with AirPods in and it wasn't enough. And he's like, can you go to another floor? I was like, yeah, I'll go

another floor for you, man. I just met it. It was like, I've known him for an hour. This is what the enemy laners seem to hold over. The second one is the floor one? He pooped in five minutes. Do you know what this is? Came right out. Pieris Yeah, we've talked about You brought this up

Before This is what? This is pieris Yeah, that's the word For not being able To pee in front of people Is it poop Is it poop as well?

Poop shinis? Yeah Bathroom Shines I guess Oh, okay Yeah, you busted that one You know what's actually kind of funny

Remember when you heat checked us on Who won the Evo that the Daigo Perry happened at? They did a thing at Evo on the broadcast on Sunday

where they asked a bunch of people that question And only a few people knew and I was like Did they get this from Jubbin Or did you get it from somewhere else?

Maybe they watched job in. Did you get it from TikTok or some shit? Well, I got it from watching. I was like, I don't know, I did my once a year rewatch. Oh, so you naturally came to that question. Yes. And then figured it out.

Yeah, and then I was like, oh. And I think it was like, it's like a good reinforcement for it doesn't fucking matter who went sometimes. Well, yeah. I mean, but that was back in the day. But that's like, that's just the thing. It's like sometimes having a great moment is better than winning an entire tournament. I'm going to keep it short with you, Ludwig.

No slime No slime I'm gonna keep a short with you no slime No slime okay I was having an issue with my sleep Where I would sleep I'm a side sleeper And I would wake up

And because my bed Would concave in the middle While I slept I'd wake up with lower back And hip pain Because I was out of alignment And the problem is I don't like when the bed's so stiff

That it feels like the floor No slime And so I went on We, he like sleep to reach out to us And I went online And took their sleep quiz And I tried their bed and my problem went away entirely.

Yeah. You know what's fun about this read that Nick does is that he has a Helix sleep mattress. I don't think of sleep. Well, Helix sleep offered mattresses for all of us, all four yard members. Nick took all four. They don't read the emails.

He took all four. He took one for his room, one for another room in his house. He lied and he said Ludwig needs one. Then just gave it to his mom. I lied. I lied. And I don't have a helix sleep mattress.

Yep. And you know what hurts? My neck. My back. My pussy. And my guy. crack. And if you go to helixleep.com slash the yard, they have 20 unique mattresses to choose from. You can take a sleep quiz and you can get 20% off worldwide on their

website. Go to helix sleep.com slash yard for 20% off sitewide or use Nick's email to email helix sleep.com slash the yard for a free mattress. Well, if you use our link so they know the yard sent you, you can tell them thank you for sponsoring this week's episode. And isn't anything else you want to say about helix sleep? Yeah, please email them and tell them Nick is scamming you. do that. Tell them. Tell them Nick is a problem. Don't burn the method.

Tell him Nick's a problem. I'm about to ask for another. Tell him Nick saying stuff he shouldn't say online. Don't do that, please. He's saying things. We need this relationship. Nick from New York's going crazy. He looks to sleep, take the sleep quiz.

Goodbye. Dude, also in New York. Sorry, I've got a few of these. I'm going to get through. I went to a land cafe and there was like a kid who I think was maybe 18 with the bus and haircut playing Fortnite. And he was yelling slurs so loud. Like for the whole land.

Cafe to here. In New York City. And it was so... Give me a taste? It seems so... What? Like, what was one of the slurs he was saying? Like, what's the level? Like, like the gay one. Quite a lot. Um... One syllable or two syllable? Two syllable. Okay. Pardon tea. Plural? Tough.

Um, the singular. Talking about one person that he's in a build fight with. I don't know if it's a 4v4. I don't know if... No, that's a good question. Is the whole squad? No, you have to get the contact. That's why I appreciate about allies like you. And we pulled up... We pulled up with five people to play Valor. We wanted to play a five stack at a land cafe. And Caleb gets on his...

I was Caleb Pitts. He gets on the computer. And I didn't realize Landcafay's worked this way because they usually don't. But the last person was still logged into their Discord. Usually it, like, erases all the information of the last user. It just didn't.

This person was logged in Discord. And Caleb starts looking through their Discord. And they are in so many Gooner channels. Ew. They are, like, all their discords are like, 18 plus cherry emoji, cherry emoji. Ew. He was like,

ah, he clicked out. But dude, I think dudes are going to the land cafe to goon. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's, well, it's kind of like... It wasn't booths. Am I crazy? It's the ultimate goon cave. It's not.

The goon cave is not a shared environment. What are you gonna fucking pretend? The land cafe is for upstanding gentlemen? I don't think gooning alongside others in a room. Good sir, I'm here to work. I have an Excel document. I'm going to devour.

They're a good game. Well, you're being dumb. Do you know how expensive it is to have your own goon cave in New York City? Oh, dude, yeah. Ground floor is actually more expensive if you don't realize that. And the parking to get in that cave.

I have a third floor, goon cave walk up. It sits in the arts district. I have a rent-controlled goon cave, which makes my life a little better. Yeah. But that was a deal you don't get anymore. Well, that was the good thing about Mom Dami.

It was kind of a big part of the campaign. He said free goon caves. Well, he was going to rent-controlled the gun caves. Rent-controlled goon-caves, more gun caves being built for everybody to goon at. So you don't have to go in. He's like, I grew up in Astoria, I had a goon cave, and, you know, everybody in my neighborhood had a goon cave.

And then, yeah, they start smearing him, though. They said, he went to a private goon cave. It's also, I mean, Discord's the spot. What you're talking about? For beating? For booning? Yeah, for real beaters. Wait.

Whoa. Real beaters are going to discreet? I'm not crazy. I'm being put onto this method right now. Oh, so, so. Let me give a method. Here's an old school method for beaters. Yeah.

Porn up. Porn up. P.H. What's wrong with P. Hub? That's huh. Huh. You're you're beating to fucking like Obama era bitches. Oh dude. Yeah. Prehistoric goons. You get on, you long, you

don't log into P-Hub. If you long into P-Hub, you've got a fucked up problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't log in to be it. You're beating the legends of the hidden goons. This good thing about P-Hub is you're in and out. I mean, bro, this is like, this is like booting up a movie and being like, why don't we watch Pirates of the Caribbean for the hundredth time? Oh, oh, wow.

Oh, an amazing move. It's a great movie, but I'm just saying... And P-Hub, a company with foundational ethics in the show. I'm just saying if you watch... Nothing questionable. If you watch sinners in Anora, you might be like, oh my god, there's some new shit out there.

And you want to take it to the streets. Well, so then what happened is the gooners... There was a period where they went to Tumblr. Sure. There was a big gooners on Tumblr. And they took the porn off Tumblr. And then the Gooners went to Reddit. Then they took it back?

Yeah, they took it back. But the damage was done. But the Gooners left. Damage was done. The Gooners went to Reddit. Then, now the gooners are on Discord. I think that's fucking gross. Wait, what about O-F?

Hmm? Those aren't gooners, bro. That's different? I'm losers, man. Whoa. What are you talking? Wait, are the gooners, the winners? Yes, if you're in a Discord, or several.

Well, if you're in Discord, you have a bunch of friends. You're probably sharing resources in the Discord. There's like one account that everyone logs in on. Do you think they ever get in there and just play some, like, fucking Fortnite? Yeah, like, the game. You can't goon all the time. I didn't even think about account sharing. I should text my dad.

Lifelong friends are made from the Gooner Discords. I think that's a weird relationship to start. Is it weird that lifelong friends are made? We met at the Alexis Texas Meetup. We just kind of hit it off. Well, that's how used to be. Yeah, no, that was like in the old, it was black and white. No, now it's like I was 34th in the lineup of the beating off 100,000 guys in a day.

And he was 35th. And now he's my best man. Liding up for the Supreme Drop, but it's just the. being in the battle royale of having sex what was it what was there is it Bonnie blue being in the Bonnie blue line but then tapping the guy in front of you

and be like you want to add me on discord dude you got to know you know anybody in that line's on game dude I was actually got freaked out because someone I think I said this on the pod someone DM'd me and because they were looking it was a camera shot of guys walking into the fuck room like in a little

line, like one of the hundred, you know, a couple of the hundred guys that, yeah, and they all got bala clavas on. One of the, yeah, they have ball of clavas because they're like, it's like fucked up. And a guy was like, yo, is that a yard shirt? And I'm like, oh no, no, I sent it to Nick. And I was like, is it a yard shirt, bro?

He's like, no, no, no. Classic undefeated. Yeah, it's an undefeated logo. I was like, because it was grainy. And I'm like, if I catch any you fucking motherfuckers on that shit, because I'll be watching. I'm sorry to say, brother, now that we started D&D, we got them. We talk about. When D&D heads are real Gooners

Yeah, wait until we have our first sex scene, man Because our show's gonna go there, man Think about this, but no clothes Okay, and a separate Patreon I guess we do talk about having sex in the indie show Yes, we do. I guess they're, and I'll tell you what It's an easy gateway, a Gooner Discord

I joined a One Piece Discord Yeah, they got Gooner tabs Are you on like a... Really? What do they drop? What is he stretching his foreskin out? the biggest doc of all time? What the fuck is in that channel? Why are you joining one piece

discord? And he goes, Nami, I'll protect you. And then he goes, and then he fucking lassoes her. And then it gumgum bounces off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, uh, the evolution of a One Piece fan.

I put a gum gum, gum fruit on the tip of my hog, bounced it. Here's evolution. You would have loved One Piece. Here's evolution of a modern One Piece fan. You start, you start, maybe watch a live action.

Yeah. All right. That gets you through R Long Park. You go, I'm interested in the show. You watch the dub. Okay, the double

gets you about to episode 1,000. Right. After that, you're like, well, fuck, what happens after that? So then you go to the sub. Yeah.

Okay? Japanese dog. And then you get to like, 1,100. And then you're like, fuck, what happens after that? So then you read the manga. Yeah. And then that will catch you up,

but not to the most recent spot because that's only released every Sunday, but the bookstores get it on the Monday for the next chapter. I see, and then you're like, oh, I'm all out of mediums. I should start to jack off to this.

No. What you do is... I should start to make it a 4D movie. You go to TCB scans, or if they don't have it, you can join discords where they upload the scanned manga for next week. Yeah, it's like blue late. I'm seeing the past. I'm seeing the past.

So I'm in the Discord getting pings when it's dropped, because it's variable. Yeah, but literally a dude who just has a fucking stand out. But now you're in the cord. You've read the chapter. You're as caught up as you possibly can be So you wander on over To the one of those extra channels Maybe a discussion page

Isn't Luffy a kid? What the fuck are you doing? But then somebody says you can join like one of those other channels No he's 19 19 years old Half your age About to turn 20 bro I'm not beating it to Luffy Okay

He's beating it to Miko Robin Robin So wait Luffy's been 19 this whole pun No no he's getting older There's a two year time skip He started at 16

That's bad. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? Dude, they only draw a 19 year old Luffy. I don't know why you're being weird. I'm not beating off to Luffy. Are you looking at this fucking

One Piece porn? No. Wait, how was... Wait, what was that? How old is Chopper? Chopper. Chopper's a deer who ate a human gum, or a human devil fruit.

Right. So he has... Yes. Sorry, he's a deer that ate the human fruit. Right. Chopper... He's 17!

17! Oh, that's fucked up. No, but he's a deer, so it's different. And his middle name is Tony. And his first name, Tony. How do you roll that wrong? Monkey Luffy is 19. Yes.

This is fucked up. What's the D for? Huh? Oh, that's a fucking great question. I'm glad you asked that. That's a really good question. You set them off. We don't know.

We don't know. To this day. But we know it's important, and the government hit it for a while. There's a guy Gold D Roger. They called him Gold Roger. Because they didn't want people to know that his middle initial was D.

That's a guy from Guilty Year He's got the big briefcase It could just be two different Like fucking one can be David One could be Daniel No it's not it's not like It's just the monkey Daniel Luffy Monkey David Luffy

No it's not like one's David One's Daniel it happens to be a D letter Daniel Rogers Monkey Dagoona Luffy Monkey D Luffy Rocks D Zabek I don't know what the fuck

You're talking about I'm lost We have The Gooner How's about jacking off I've gone too far I'm telling you you fucking just want to watch one piece

and all of a sudden there's fucking porn on your screen and you're watching it in your home by yourself. Here's the problem. We have become proud. We have become proud of gooning. And I think that's a problem. I think the inherent level of shame of like watching Milf Hunter videos

was a good thing. It kind of kept a lid on everything, right? But now we're in these discords where it's like, let's celebrate the idea that we're gooning. Let's goon together. I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.

I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. I don't think it's being celebrated amongst people our age or people who have girlfriends. Do they have, do they goon in the voice chat? Dude, that's fucked up. Yes, bro. Also, in Discord's got like, fucking younger people in a man.

We moved, we moved the community online. You're not. We used to goon at the land center together. Okay, yeah. Where you check IDs at the door. We check ID. You're not gooning in the voice call. You're muting up.

and then gooning while your boys are gaming. Facts. All right. And then you un-rude. Train told the story. He did that once. He gooned with the boys? He gooned with an unmute in the cord.

That's crazy, man. Because you could at least deafen. He also spun one time and hit 30 mil. And you're going to tell me he's not based. He's not the fucking chosen one. Yeah, he's the chosen one. But he could deafen out of respect. That's trained.

Dude, I need homies in my goon cord like Train has in his gambling court. Like when I'm jacking off And all the homies are just like Bro, this is the one Like bro, you're gonna hit Okay And then I hit and I spread the love And I pass them some

Some Bonnie blue discount Yeah, right? Instead of getting a thousand spin Free token You break them off Yeah, yeah I break them off a mag What the fuck am I sitting?

I've been sitting on this The whole time Wait, what the fuck? Is that a record? Dude, it's obviously a record And you bent it I bent it's so much. Dude, I was like, this chair is so uncomfortable.

Rich, I'm sorry, man. Oh, I wonder if it's Japanese Ludwig. Uh-huh. Maybe it's art. Oh, it's just fragile. It says fragile. You're such a stupid piece of shit. Wait, why is there an imprint of your ass on it?

Dude, maybe it's just gonna be like... I got so sweaty after basketballs riding my Vespa home. I stood up and there's just an outline of my print. You're nuts? Of my nut on the leather seat. Oh, your baby dick? Yes. Well, no, of my nuts.

You don't have baby nuts. Oh, dude, this is so bad. It's Japanese, Ludwig. Oh, my God. It's Princess Mononoke's original soundtrack. That is tight. And it's going to play like... It's going to play so bad.

It's going to sound like the adults in Charlie Brown. This is such a beautiful art. It's literally from Japan. It costs $3,800 yen. Oh, I can't wait to turn that into something to goon to and start a difficult. Dude, Princess, you know, that's one of the beautiful things about... When you're monotocke chords?

No, Miyazaki is that he doesn't make gooner girl characters. Yeah. Because they're fucking kids. But he makes goon or boys. They're all kids. And that's never stopped the Japanese artist before. He hasn't, but he makes booners? He makes no gooners.

He's a gooners. He's a goonerless creator. Check the, check the bend. Honestly, not too bad, bro. Oh, no, it's warped. No, no, it's not warped. It is. It definitely is. Do you even have a record player?

Yeah, I do. Go try me like that again. Yeah, try them like that again, bitch. Do you even have a record player? Oh, he really did it. He really did it. He went and gone and did it. Oh, fucker.

What do you guys do without me? I went to France, bro. I've been in France all weeks. Right, you raced F4 vehicle. I've been racing F4 vehicles. How is that? I'm a fucking awesome Chad who drives 150 miles an hour. I didn't know they go that fast.

What's your peak speed driving? On the sim? On the sim? On the sim? Yeah, you're not driving. traffic though, you're gonna get some straight away. I'm not driving... You're not driving...

You're not driving... Yeah. Whoa. I don't even think I have... When I first bought this car, I was... I was driving at like three... Okay, Marquez, Brownlee. Well, it's not...

It's not a copter shit. And I was doing it at a 30. What? I was on like a 5. It was a school zone at 745. I turned a kid into a red mist. Yeah, I stopped speeding after my mom died in a car wreck. Ha ha ha ha.

How's that for the vibes? Dan, dun, dan, dan, dan, tan. Tunky and losing, bro. Wait, wait, wait, I, are you driving traffic? I don't understand. Well, it's, there's, like, other cars on the road. Okay, so if you, like, make one mistake, do you just incinerate in a ball of fire?

No, you spin out. If you don't blow up. You, no. Do you not, like, risk of death? Are you in a roll cage? I'm not. They have a halo. shield. It's not like a roll cage. What fuck are you

talking about? It's called the Halo. The halo is like this metal bar that goes here in down the middle and it's like a new invention in F4. There's no chance you explode. There's a chance but it's like pretty slim. I'd have to make direct That's the halo.

Are you mad that I don't have a chance to explode? I think there is a charm and a value in risking your life. If I severely fuck up I explode. How severely? I would have to drive into another F4 car. Okay.

Can we sponsor your car? You gotta talk to Calbo. I gotta talk to him? Got to talk to Calbo. I'd rather fucking blow my head off. Well, then you're not getting on the car. But if you want to be on a car, redneck's got a spot for you.

I really do. I want to make up a fake company and sponsor you by. Okay, well, that can't be too fake. Why not? Why not? Boner smoothies. Boner, bonoogage.

Yep, that's the one you can't. Boner cottage. Nick, what was yours? because maybe yours is better. I didn't have one, but I could think of one now. Sure. I want to make a fake petroleum company.

I want to make you a fracker. What were the name being? It would be called... Guzzlers. Guzzlers. It doubles as a restaurant. Like the sizzler. The first fracking company

to have a restaurant on the rooftop. And they're trying to make it like bubblegum shrimp. Yeah. And we also do matcha. And we also do boba. Try our fracking matcha Yeah It's fracking yummy

And there's lots of awesome Japanese stuff I have a real sponsor on the car So they would have First Ride of Refusal Is it? It's the crew motorsport That doesn't make any sense I don't even what that is

I'm not like Lowe's or something cool Yeah What about like Why is Lowe's cool I don't know it's a big ass brand Jeff Gordon had Lowe's The crew motorsports It's a huge brand

Yeah Lose is a huge brand Yeah Lowe's is bigger Red Bull I got Red Bull Guy Fierries Steakhouse Red Bull's cool Red Bull's cool Red Bull's cool not yeah

Do you think Guy Fierry eats it like you did in the FaceTime that you sent Nick? I think Guy Fierry eats it, bro. I mean, he must. I've seen him recently and Happy Gilmore, too. He's in it? He's looking like he eats it. Oh. Yeah, he's in it.

He's the announcer. He used to be brown. He goes, next up, Happy Gilmore. Okay, Happy Gilmore. Welcome back to this episode of Diners Drive and Dives. Have we all seen Happy Gilmore, too? No. No.

Oh, you guys are missing out. Not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad. I heard it was awful. I've never. seen the original. The writing's bad, but...

You haven't seen the original. The original, first off, awesome. The sequel, also good. Hey, the beauty of Abigail Moore, too, though, is you don't need to watch the original. Yeah. Because they put the entire original in it. Yeah, they cannot tell a joke in that movie

without flashing back to the first movie and retelling the joke in a flashback. Oh, that's cool. It's like so hamfisted. It is like obscene how often they do it. If they got rid of all the flashbacks and the final fight, yes. And they rewrote it.

And Adam Seller was in it. Yeah. He was the best part. He's money. He's money as fuck. No, the acting's great. All that everyone's, everyone's role is good. But the writing's pretty bad.

But the editing's really good. It's interesting. I gave it a 2.8. Dude, fuck. You rated it lower than Jurassic World? That's an easy three. I hate you, man. I don't like you.

I know that he's joking. No. He's not joking. stubbornly keeping it out of three out of spite. He doesn't mean that. Fantano shit, bro. I'm feeling a light three. What do you mean Fantano show? You're going to say the hard R? Dude, he apologized. Can we not

say it and apologize? Fantano, the Laboooo-Lady, who's next? Did Fantano rip the hard ar? Back of the day. You haven't been on your phone. And 24-carat gold Laboo-Laddy has done blackface. You know what? Wait, you didn't see this?

No. Yeah, she was at that fucking Halloween party with Trudeau. I'm going to explain what really happened. and it's going to sound like I made it up. She's literally holding a, you know the videos, and she's holding up a Laboo-Boo, and she says, this is my new KSI Labou-Boo, and it's- What does it look like?

It looks how you would have- I don't know how it looks like. Imagine if people had a problem with the way a Labou-Boo-Look in that way. It looks like that. It looks like you painted a Labou-Boo with like Vantium-Black. Vantium.

The dark was the darkest black? It looks like old cartoon-blank. It looks like old. cartoons and the way it looks like they'd celebrate a holiday in the Netherlands it was like a it was like a Trudeau LeBoo. No it was way darker than Trudeau way darker yeah Trudeau went with like a Robert Downey Jr. like but again Patina her line what she says extremely problematic and so yeah she's she's done that's that so sell your Labibu's it's a sell did she did she apologize I

don't know I know shit Pantano apologize yeah if you apologize you get to do it once and then apologize but the second time it's like fool me one, Sam on you. Dude, I bought QD $4,000 of Lububo's. Why?

Because she likes opening libubububes and I said this would be a fun surprise because you can't get them easily. Yeah, they're sold out of every pop mark. Yeah,

plug, bro. So I went to eBay and I just started click, clack, moving. Is this not disgusting excess? Huh? Yeah, of course it is.

Why? It's like if I said slime, I bought you $4,000 of CS cases. Have fun. It's just, you'd be pumped. You made it,

you made it make sense. It's CS cases for girls right now. Okay. Oh, because it's like a loot box? It's a loop box. Yeah, we covered that, yeah. Yeah, this is the blackface lubo by the way. Oh my God.

It's in a bandana. So isn't that cool? Wait, did she paint it that way? Yes, yeah. Yeah, I didn't. And so I bought her $4,000 with lobooboos. Yeah? She opens one up when she's having like a dinner with some girls.

And that she calls me. And she's like, you got me the fooos. $4,000 worth of Lafoufoufus? $4,000 of Lafoufou's? One of the boxes, it was $2.50. They sent me Lafoufus instead of LaBoububus. Wait, it's one for $2.50? They scammed you or you fucked up the order?

One box is 250, yeah. Damn! And you got Fufu? And it was Lafufu, yeah. It was fucked up. And it was like a really good Lafoufu job. Like, I wouldn't have been able to tell. How'd she know?

Because she was with the Labibu experts. Lafufu's the knockoff Lubbubes. What was it, Lily Peachu with a fucking diamond magnifier? Literally Lily Peachu. in fucking vanilla mace in quarter jade crowded around inspecting its feet that must be so embarrassing

you pull up with the fooos and you're like yeah I have a bunch of new booboos let's open them and they're fake in front of all the homies yeah front of the chuzz yeah they still is it not the chuzz we call the chuzz here

I'll let you pick everyone in home pick on your phones don't do that there's four options don't do that I think if that happens among the girls they'd fucking grab you by the legs and giant swing you in a circle and fucking buzzer

if you're done. I went to Evo it was really cool nothing honestly it was just a great time you hung out with Super TF DOOP I heard there was bed bugs at Evo No that was at one of the hotels

Not the main one It was at the cheaper hotel The one that punishes you for being poor Is Vegas dead or the rumors true I don't think so it was really There were a lot of people at Vegas But it is expensive and it's kind of shitty Also the numbers were cut in half from last year

which is like, I think we're just in a dead-out recession. Okay, so then there aren't a lot of people in Vegas. I'm talking about the numbers of Evo, but there were a shitload of human beings in Vegas. I saw my eyes. Which hotel was it? Resort World. But it doesn't, I don't care. If Vegas dies, I don't care.

If it's lies, I don't care. This is an atriac. I don't think Vegas could ever die. I think if Vegas was a barren wasteland of only dealers, I would still love it. Well, it wouldn't die. They've just spent an exorbitant amount of money. Resorts World being a prime example.

I think they spent $3 billion building that. Really? Yes. Yeah, it's nasty. It's a gross amount. It's it's a nasty excess world but this fear is a billion It is what it is I went on my girlfriend wanted to go on the fucking Ferris wheel and I'm scared of heights Yeah, I'm like I'll be brave and she's like yeah like Ferris wheel. I'm like okay and we get on it and I'm fucking terrified Because it's it was the tallest one that in the world until they built one in the UAE Which is 300 feet higher. Oh, they're always they're always crushing it. It's crazy because it's goes like 500 500, 507, 515, and then 800 for the UAE. They really mugged.

Whoa. That is so much more than 500. Yes, bavilians must have died. It's the same thing with the building. The Birch Khalifa is so much taller than the next size building. So anyway, we get on this thing and I'm like, even though I hate it and I'm like kind of shaking, I'm like, at least it'll be like a romantic, you know, little cute like thing to go on the ferris wheel like in movies.

But it's like, it's a big ball. It's like a huge pod. Some of them have little bars in them, which are tended by a bartender, which is crazy. And then there's just these speakers in it, and they're just, like, playing like, ptz-k-p-p-d-b-ch-b-h-h-h-h-h. And there's, like, 20 people in here. And there's this fucking announcer who's just on the speakers, says, you slowly rise up. I want to fucking jump, because I'm so scared. And then it's like, and there's a guy going, this party's about to reach the top.

And I'm just sitting there, like, shivering. My girlfriend's just kind of looking out the window. You didn't secure the smooch? No, I don't forget smooch some shit That's the whole point of the fair Yeah That's why she wondered

I don't know how this works Because you guys haven't smooched yet Yeah, bro You haven't fucking secure the smooch Yeah, we haven't smooge yet But then it keeps like He keeps doing like He keeps doing like height puns

They announce like this This robotic voice is like This party's at its apex And then you get the top It's like you're officially A Las Vegas high roller And it's like So gross

And it would It was such a shit experience. Getting off with your girlfriend. I mean, like, that was gross. Yeah, what did you say to her when you got off? She was like, are you okay? Because I was really scared. You're shivering like fucking Swift?

And then she was like, sorry. I made you do. I'm like, no, it's totally fine. And I was like, it's fine. But yeah, I was really terrified. And also the vibes were fucked up. And so the high, the Ferris wheel in Vegas, do not recommend bad experience.

If you're scared of Ferriswis. If you're afraid of Ferris wheels. Even if you fuck with Ferris wheels, it's so whack in it that it's not worth it. It's worth it to secure the smooch. I don't need to go on a Ferris wheel to secure a smooch. Oh, damn. Oh, so there's a fucked up concept. No, listen to this.

You go on a Ferris wheel to secure a smooch? What kind of fucked up Dennis Reynolds' shit is that? Yeah, because if she doesn't give it to me, I'll jump out. The implication. That's the notebook system. Yeah, I'm gonna jump out if you don't give me my... We're 500 feet up. There's two options you can have.

One is smooch, one is one. watch. Watch? Watch? Watch me jump. Oh, watch a third is listen because there is a

DJ in a bar. Yep. It was so shit. But otherwise it's great. Dude, they should have a Ferris wheel

with a blackjack table. You are so, it's so... No, he's cooking. It's so good you don't fucking do drugs or drink

because... This is a million dollar idea, this is your first million dollars. You're on it for a half hour. You tell the MGM Grand this? This might be the first.

I genuinely think, if you make the only place where you're allowed to gamble and blackjack in the UAE, the 800 foot Ferris wheel. That shit cooks millions. The first, okay, it's in, we put it in Dubai, and it's the first Ferris wheel you can goon in.

And there's like a PC. Yeah, is there's Discord in there? Yeah. Oh, no, this is, this is big because they ban porn there, don't they? Yeah, but when you're up there, you're above the law.

So you have to go. You're above the law? You're the above the law. You're the above the law Ferris wheel. It would just become the gay Ferris wheel. You can't goon until you're above there. the halfway line and the beat when the beat drops they do the same thing dude they do the same thing with like gay bars or gay clubs oh I forgot about this you could only

be gay in the Ferris well I went to a fairs well I went to like a crazy nice restaurant in New York and we're you know we're bantering with the waiter he his job is to be like extremely like one of those upscale places he's like not saying a lot he's only explaining the meal etc but yeah all that good sir and uh and we brought up video games to him or something and he got really perked up a little bit he's like oh you guys play video games what do you guys play and our waiter was an immortal valent player and

we were all talking to him and he thought was cool and I don't know how we got into this but we were talking about the beat off and how we made beats because he makes music too and I was like I just learned FL Studio a little bit I

explained the guy I did a little challenge of some of my friends where I tried to make a beat in four hours and he goes I'm not kidding he goes oh like Ludwig did no way and I was like yeah I'm in that and his mind shattered he was like

what do you what do you what do you what do you mean I'm like I'm in the video you just said that that's what we're talking about and he was a Ludwig fan well he wasn't though because he didn't know a game he was because he knew about the video he dropped a week ago he just likes manned him

and I probably tell him how to get a mortal and Valerant No, no. How? No. By watching me and doing what I don't do. Okay, I'll give you that shit. Also, being friends with Terrick and not even seeing his cock, his cock, he's fucking cop. I'm so kidding.

Why are you saying it? When president of his old are he's cock. Do you wish Terrick would eat the gum gum, gum fruit so he can? The hung, hung fruit. You think Terry's seen, you think Terry seen the hug? I wish he would, I wish he would eat the fucking smell. smile, smile for us. He can fucking do it normal.

Yeah, so we'll chill on him because he's trying really hard. Every time I smile, I'd be like, Chip's Skylark. Lil's God, dude. Yeah, that, I decided I'm going to become a great producer. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. Okay. I'm doing a stream with Bishu. Who's that? Next week. He's a Canadian producer. Yeah.

YouTuber. So you're trying to cheat for the next beatoff? I'm not trying to cheat. I'm going to be so good by the next speed off. You're trying to pre-jack. So that when the next beatoff comes, you're ready. It is 360 days of edging for me, boys, and I'm going to fucking drop the most colossal.

I feel like the beatoff should be a bi-annual. By annual beatoff? By six a year, not every two years. No, it's not, it's never... Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would say die-annual.

No one says that. By-annual is a minus aura. It's semi-annual. I don't care if it's correct. It's minus aura. I don't care. I'm just saying bi-annuals every two years. Die-annual would be twice every year.

Nerd emoji. biannual is by, it's both. You're scared of Ferris wheels, pussy? Wow. It's scary. Wow. That came out of nowhere. It's scary.

He sent a nerd emoji. It is nerd emoji to do what you're doing. Biannual occurring twice a year. It can be both. I said biannual, didn't I? First, and then I said semi. Semi annual thing? Nick was right.

Anyway, I think that's a bad idea. I think his is a bad idea that you're capitalizing on. Oh, biennial. biennial means happens every two years. Why didn't he read that like AI? Yeah, why did he say it like that? Byennial. No, but it's two different words.

What's any? What's that mean? Enial. Enial. Centennial. Which made means? It's like centennial. What? You save that. Put your fucking phone away. We're working. No, I'm learning.

It's 1.30. Dude, it's so late. Isn't that crazy? the latest we've ever recorded the show in its entire history. It's not. Yes, it is. You, you delayed it. Bro, from 12 to 12.30. That's a big difference. You fucked us. It's a 30 minute difference. We'd already be done if you showed up on fucking time. This is like one of those busted ass like old Primos we used to do after we were already burnt. My eyes are closed. What do you want? What do you want me to do? Just keep your eyes closed and shut the fuck out. Yeah, my eyes are closed.

Well, you just fuck. Was that a fart? Yeah. You. I gotta tell you I've been spending a lot of money in your account to buy movies. What? Yeah, I've been spending a fuck ton of money. I spent, dude, I spent four, oh, it smells so bad, I spent $40 just last month alone. Can I open my eyes? Yeah, you can open your eyes. Oh! And you better fucking fix this. Okay. By going to rock it money. Okay, I can go to rocket money right now and I can fix this for you? Otherwise, I'm going to keep buying movies on your account. Oh, smells so bad. I'm buying movies constantly. I'm not going to stop. You need to stop. No. Because now, when I download the app, which I'm going to do right, but I already have it in reality, but in our bit right now, I can see all my subscriptions in one place, and I can

also see my own net worth. Four movies last month. And I can categorize my spending, and I'm realizing now that my spending in entertainment is like so much. Well, if you're, if you're, if you're dumb like Nick, or your friends dumb like Nick, please steal their money, take their subscriptions. Well, Rockout has like five million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year when using all the apps features. I'm clearly not using all the apps features because you are fucking me, Ludwig Gander. And I'm going to keep fucking you. And I'm going to fuck the rest of you, too, if you don't cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals. Non-threatening. I'll fuck you faster

with RocketMoney.com. Slash the yard. That's rockandmoney.com slash the yard. Get fucked faster. Watch heat. Watch the heat to the movie. Gooning? Uh, I want rips. Gooning rips. Every time I look at you. The hat is different every time I look over here. Dude, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up about his fucking hat, bro. Fuck me, shut the fuck up. All right, well, what did you do over the weekend?

Hold on, really quick. I found out Super T.F. Super T.F. said something that I thought was very interesting. He said waterboarding probably isn't that bad. Thoughts? Waterboarding probably isn't that bad. I know.

No, I think waterboarding is probably horrible. Have you guys ever tried to waterboard yourself? Yeah, it's bad. Just to see what it's like. Have you? Well, because I had the exact thought. I was like, it can't be that bad. And then I tried it on myself.

It's not great. What did you do? Put a shirt over your mouth and put a cloth on my face and I put water over it. Wait, were you alone? Yeah. Dude, people die that way with their dick in their hand and shit. Why are we actually, this is fine? This is fine.

This isn't, you've both done this. This is the most insane thing you've ever done. You were alone? You tried to waterboard yourself? I remember exactly how I did. I was in the shower and I took the cloth and I soaked it with water and I put it in my face and then I filled like a fucking jug or something that was in there and then I was like yeah I wonder what it feels like holy shit

this is like did you get it did you get a boner? I was like I water gooned myself and you did this uh yeah similar really yeah it wasn't that bad I was like what are they all up in arms about water water water I think water I think we could make waterboarding more effective if it wasn't water what like orange like if we milkboarded someone No boarding would suck. That would be so bad. That would be so bad.

If you're not boarding for the holidays? Oh, gross. Osama bin Laden on December 24th. Just, Whiskey boarding. There's different, like, Sigma Alpha Kai in 1982, they waterboarded a pledge with beer and he died in the basement

and they never told his parents. And he huts? Yeah. And then they became CIA operatives. Yeah. I was explaining in France to French people about how many people died at frats at Arizona State

because they were like is it true like the fucking college life and the Greek life like the movies and I was like yeah so the process works you hang out with these guys you go to parties

if they like you get a bid if you accept the offer then you become a pledge for six months and maybe you die it was like a 5% chance but you could die here you hear that's what John Hamm did John Ham like

Hayes yeah John Ham like put a pineapple in some God, it's ass Yeah, and then he... No, that's not hazing. That's tradition. Well, for him, it was hazing. And he had to apologize for it.

And now every time John Hamm gets brought up on Twitter, 5% of the comments are just like, remember when he did that, though. And I'm like, well, what are you going to do? How do you put a... Which end goes first? The one you think. Zipper! The fruit first?

I don't... Can you look a pineapple in ass? I don't know when in it. We really don't want to see it, I don't think. I'll look at it. I'm bray. It's 1.40 in the morning. Yeah, I guess I'll look at it too. It's 1 o'clock in the morning.

Zippard. Your job. Pineapple is ass. Look up pineapple being put into ass. There's obviously Hitler in a little Nikki when. You guys remember that? You never seen a little Nicky because you're not real Sandler heads. I'm a real Sandler head.

I watch a little Nicky. You got to put Safe Search off. Yep. There we go. It's not going to show us anything. Sorry, that type of word porn, then you got it. I don't know this is. I think John Hamm is the only guy to pull this off.

They changed Google Search. so you need a pornographic turn. I don't know if I want to see this anymore, man. You know what I'm saying? Man. That was crazy. It is, you know what? It's a good change from Google.

It makes it really hard to find that shit. You have to be really explicit about what you want to see. Yeah. You can't even look up... You have been pineapple and ask for real. I mean it actually, actually for real. Safe search off plus ratio. And I'll do a capuch.

Yeah. They put all, they put SpongeBob's crib in there. I was trying to, uh, I can't unsee it. I live in a pineapple, inside the ass. Inside your ass. I was trying to explain Michael some French words. Teach him a little French while we were there. Yeah.

And, uh, and the only thing he wanted to learn is how to say, I'm going to wrap my car around a telephone pole. Sure. Which he learned from chat GPT and tried like five times with like a few times with like a few different people. And without fail, because I would try to help them, they're like, yeah, I just don't. It doesn't exist. You can't wrap a car around something there. Oh, they don't have that sort of beauty, beautiful part of the language. No. Figurative language. Not that, not in that way. What would you say? Uh, I don't even, I don't even know how to get that flowery with a car crash, but I would know how to say car crash. And so then he just sort of dumbed it down to just like,

I'm going to get a car crash. But like, he would kind of fuck up the annunciation because there's, you know, the I is an E, the E is in A. So then he just eventually got to the point where he said car fire. And so like eventually a French person would, you know, go to him and he'd be like, um, whatcher explodes. And he was doing it to the directors of the event. Of the F4 event. Yes.

And they were next to us. The worst thing he could say. We're eating lunch. And he's like, and he's like, and they're like, Michael, do you know any French? And he's like, ah, Vacher explodes.

And he, and he keeps doing it, and he's really shy when he does it. So he's like, what, what? And eventually, she's like, oh, I think,

and she says in French, car goes fast. And he's like, yeah, that's fine. He lost the war. What a troll, bro. Yeah. I think trolling French people

is ultimately ethical, so I appreciate him for that. I think the troll face was French. Yes. Oh, A picture of a French man, yes. Same with the guy, Fox Mask. Just a French man.

A French guy. And no one knew his name. Yeah, I got a lot of kudos. It turns out if you're American and you speak French, you're basically a war hero. Really? Yeah, I would, because they all knew I was a creator from America, like vaguely. They didn't really know what I did. But they didn't know I spoke French because they didn't mean like.

Are these F4 drivers? Everyone's a streamer. There's 22 competitors. 18 are just French creators 2 are Spanish creators To Americans Is there like a French Kaisanat

Yes his name is A Neme He's young That means there's a swag That means there's a French phantom And that means he's taxing those fucking Scones Yeah

He just got to quit taxing the homies bro Oh Is because you don't tax the homies I don't You know tax You were about to throw away That taco That we had that midnight taco

And he's like begging you Like a dog And then you taxed it. He's going to throw it out. You know what I didn't do? Because I wanted it so bad. I was going to split it with you and I just let him have it

because he was so desperate. To be clear, he stared at it desperately while you just asked for it. Desperately stared at it and I just let him have it and it's okay. But that's the difference.

I know it's okay. That's the difference between you and me. It's okay you did this. To be clear, he asked for it and you didn't say anything about it until right now. While you took the biggest bite known to human,

kind. I was like, I wonder if I should ask if I can have some of that. And then I didn't, because I didn't want to make your little day worse. Because I know you would have started freaking out. Well, it would have been fine, because that would have happened at 11.50 p.m. and then the next day would have started. Where

we're doing the podcast. It makes Ludwig. Dude, it's not me that we're starting at midnight. This is a cool outfit with the pants full up specifically. This is my PJ's outfit. I like it. This is what I look like when I'm cute and ready for bed.

What fruit would this? It'd be like the... What's the monkey with the red ass? That's when the pineapple comes out. It's the baboon, baboon fruit. It's to come out somehow. Why isn't there an animal with don't damn red balls? There are, surely.

What are the hell? They're actually... No, wait. There has to be one red ball, they have to call my at 3.40 in the morning. Yeah. You should. It's just like, the next morning. She's like, what did you want?

No way. It's just the penis is red. There has to be a red bald animal. That's what I'm saying. Zipper! Animal with red testicles. Animal. Huge red nuts.

Red. Honestly, Alex Jones. Wait, no, it can't be rough. What do you mean it's rough? Alex Jones for sure has red nut. Yeah, but he's more machine than man. Oh. There's definitely humans.

You think baboons have red nuts? Oh, wow. It is baboons. It is baboons. Bro. Why? This is what the pot of all. Evolved into a 2 a.m.

Just looking at pictures of a lot. Those ones are dripping. Well, to be clear, the bottom, middle. Those ones are dripping wet. Most of these are inflammation on the nuts. It's not what the nuts are supposed to. No, no, no, I looked this up in the first, the AI result is a male dog with canaan brucellosis. So it's, they're like infected.

Yeah. So if you've got infected ball, I think my balls could get like that. Yeah, with enough effort. You just hog time for a bit. Yeah, you cut off the blood full of me. Make him plump. Shave him and hog time. You'll see him.

It's like it. They call it when you do heroin or steroids. If you're Arslin asht, it's a dinosaur. And you bite the thing, the tube. Arslin's doing steroids? Yeah, he got in a little trouble for it. What? But he's six evos.

What are you going to do, baby? Six evos. You can't stop him. Did he win again? You did. Dude, what? He used to go. We watched it.

I know. Streetfighter was on. That was after. Yeah, I wasn't there yet. Yeah, he did it when Nina. Best girl. He swapped. That was actually a beast

Yeah, Anna's pretty cringe He played Anna Everyone was snore And then he plays Nita Who was a little less cringe And I was like My heart Did you see the crazy pop-off?

Which one? The fucking crazy crash out Oh yeah yeah That guy was hamming it up Because that happened 10 years ago Yes Yes But it was still awesome

It was very funny It was very awesome It hit Normy World You don't really get Which guy won The guy who didn't pop off Who didn't pop off Who wasn't freaking out

Okay Yeah I wasn't sure Which direction the joke went It's gotta fuck be like to win and then do that. The other guy just sitting there like an asshole. I didn't know it was fake

until I saw it was winter semis. And I was like, it's winter semis. Yeah, you're still in the tournament. I lost the rain Pokemon. Yeah, what happened? Everyone's saying, dude, people were mad about how shit you are. I'm not shit first off.

But they were mad about it. I beat Leslie today for a thousand for a ride. Leslie has never achieved anything in a video game. Oh, she has many, many other awesome accolades. Name one. And she's a great person. She cut Ellum's haircut. Did you say it look funk?

What happened? Like the fucking chop the shit. I don't know, man. That's the one accent you can come up for. I was trying to dig deep. I don't know what. I don't know what year. She cooks you in Harstown, by the way.

She probably cooks me in Harthstone. She cooks me in vibes. Yeah. I'll give her that. Dude. What? I give her that well I beat her for a thousand

She got third of this event Okay But Ray got first And because she actually Did you use your teams from the event? Yeah it was like this whole thing But really the fucking takeaway Is she spent

A hundred hours Probably 150 hours this month grinding the game And it's so sweaty That I saw her at the family dinner The day after the tournament That she won And she's like

I'm so tired, I gotta go. Like, why you're tired? She's like, oh, I stay it until 2 a.m. Vod reviewing. Whoa. The tournament she won. Like, she's Tom Brady

after a fucking Super Bowl. Ray? Like Kobe winning the championship and then just putting some free throws up? Fucking same chuzz that is seven years hard-stug golden valerent. Yeah.

That's crazy. Maybe this game just sort of makes more sense to her brain. She's done the same Viper lineup on Haven. Yeah. That hasn't worked. For seven years.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And then just came alive. Is Pokemon easy? No. I think it's easy. It looks, it looks easy. It looks easy. It's not.

Is it not solved? No. It feels like he can be... You know what I realize is that... Zipers scoffing and saying no, by the way. For the, uh, for the tournaments, they have to raise their own Pokemon and come with them. For our tournaments. Yeah, they come on...

For like VGC stuff. Yeah, yeah, true. Yeah, they have to like... Yeah. Actually do it, which is kind of weird because, like, I feel like, you have like grinding a level 100 or some shit? 50. Yeah. Can they be busted? Like can you bring a busted Pokemon? Everyone's like, well, he

has so much time in. I've been watching a lot of Pokemon YouTubers I can answer to this. Usually what happens is when a new season launches, they have restrictions on what Pokemon you can bring, and then slowly as the season continues, they release those restrictions. So recently, they allow you to now use legendaries in the Scarlet

Violet VGC competition, but this is a very new change. Isn't it crazy, easy to cheat your Pokemon? though, like just not go through the whole like breeding and EV process and like just fucking... I don't know how... Isn't that insanely easy to do? I don't think you have to work to get

perfect IVs or EVs. I don't think so. I've got beef with Pokemon. Wow. Because I feel like new gen Pokemon, it'll be like remoto and it's like a TV remote with eyes and arms. This is a big criticism of new Pokemon. I think it's valid. I don't know if it's valid. There's the keys. Because it's always been the case. No, dude. Eckens

snake, snake. Looks like a snake. That's a great idea. Okay, but seal. but okay yes seal existed and also if eckons came out now i feel like people would be like oh wow snake backwards really good job guys i would have said man we i can't believe we didn't get that one before it's amazing that we didn't think of that yet but i do think there's a there's an air of everybody who played Pokemon thinks the generation that comes after the main generation that they played is the is shit yes there's like there's a Pokemon made of like candles aden candel lure yeah yeah shandleur rules no dude

No. Okay, okay, yes. You don't like Litwick? Dude, if you get in the Goon server for that one, it's crazy. This is a very common thing. I think it's correct. But if you're a Pokemon head, it's a very tired conversation. Also, every Pokemon YouTuber, I've been watching a lot.

I watch them to fall asleep. I've been perusing. I've been picking and choosing. They all have the same skull shape. It's crazy. Wow. And go, you go on the way of the Lubu girl. And so this somehow, is it like,

influence their performance. I think it's, I think of what it means. I don't like where you going. Right, what you're going to break down what skull shape means? Hey, let us hear him out. Hold on, the bald white man? I think I have more of a say than anyone because of the bald thing, not the white man thing.

I do agree that we can see your shape the clearest. Yeah, you do have a clear shape. And it's a decent shape. Could be better. But I don't like the parallel. I don't like you saying that your shape is decent. I feel uncomfortable with that. What are you talking about?

Well, there's a good and there's a bad shape. Oh! That's a good shape. Thank you. It looks great. Of course you guys are going to say some shit like that. But a shape doesn't make you a Pokemon YouTuber. No, I think they all talk the same.

They all have this like, it's like they all are wearing under the desk when they're talking to their camera into the ringlight. They're all wearing cargo shorts. And you just can hear it. You can hear the cargo shorts in what they're saying. Even Wolfie, who is probably the goat. I can't do this at 1.45 of the morning. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

I'm saving his podcast. The you talking about things you haven't known or watched and say that it's all like each other. I'm fucking, I want to open my presents. They don't all have cargo shorts. They literally do. Wolfie doesn't wear cargo shorts. Oh, he does sometimes, definitely.

And he's the goat. He's the goat. But he does. Anyway, to answer your question, Nick, it's not an easy game. It's like chess. It's kind of like. It's definitely easier than chess. Is it?

Gotta be. If it was easier than chess and why is one motherfucker win everything all the time? It is easier than chess because there's luck. There's also way less players. Less players,

less data, less history. There is less history. There's less players lifetime. It's absolutely easier than chess. Here's a question. Real, actual fucked up question. What's harder?

League of Legends or chess? Harder and what do you mean harder? Like, for like the average, to reach the top of? Or like the beginning of playing? To reach the top life. Okay, chess is probably the hardest game you could think of because there's no path, conceivable path,

for anyone past the age of like 10 to become the best in the world. Yeah, that's not true for league at all. If you didn't start before, like, your fifth birthday, you just have no chance of becoming the best in the world. That's so fucked. Every single player who is like a super GM has been playing as their child. And someone listening to this could be young enough to become the best league player. I think also like you can like

Magnus Carlson can beat 20 players at once blindfolded You don't think There's not like I don't think you can nerf faker in that way And have a I think it's more show you know much of plats I'm saying like I'm saying like that's that is the gap Between the top and the bottom Sure

And we're talking about reaching the top I wish chess had movement in it You know what I mean like movement like execution Dude you are actually the villain I wish it has this I wish there were a quarter circle inputs in chess It kind of is.

Bullet has tech. You would just like, what's the 2V2 one? No, Bug House? Yeah, man. Bug House is fun as fuck, but it's like a little bit. It's so cheesy.

It's all cheese. Yeah, it is. Who's on a supernova? Isn't it like... You? In a couple days? It's this weekend. You're going.

You're going? Yeah. I'm not going. You're going? Yeah. I'm going to Hawaii. I'm going to... What?

Mm-hmm. I'm going to Sierra... You don't want to commentate Tape Mele. I just got a heck and Edo. What the fuck was that? He's got back from Evo. I just, I know it. I got low of Edo.

I just got Dachron Edo. The Goon commander's dad. No, I'm a ventrilla twist. Oh, okay. You can't see that I... Do a bit of Akmed. Do some Dunham. Hi, everyone.

I love... Oh, my God. I'm gonna... cun. I'm gonna come? Or I got a gun? I know. I'm trying to do Henschelik Fiz on.

That's not bad. I was taking this from Caleb. Caleb does it way better. I am a tutteit and I'm a tuttee and I had a

donor. I don't even know what you're saying. I caught all of that. I can't believe you can't believe you. What do you say? Uh, I'm a puppet, and I have a boner. Right?

Yeah. And guess what? It's all for you. I got that. I don't want your puppet body. Bing back bass is puppets. Bring back racist puppets. That was fucked up.

Yeah. You barely got that out. Dude, it's 4 a.m. on my brain right now. Bring back racist puppets. Why not? I don't think we need to do that. The Laboomily tried. That's true.

The world is not ready yet. Is that what she was doing? Because if I thought about it in that light, I'd be more supportive. Here's a fucking thing is Joey Swole never apologized to nobody, and he'll do the fucking puppets a few months. He might drop. He did apologize. Not anymore. Yeah, he like took it back. Yeah, and he might do the fucking puppet show. And shit, you're going to say to him. Hey, hey, Joey, are you now that you need Haltodin at the Genizian? I like, I like that the M's become ends. Yeah, you have to like mask them. Are you mad? Are you mad that Haltodin actually died?

Why is your fucking puppet Swedish? You're a puppet, actually died. And then Joey's like, no, guess what, puppet? I'm not going to bow down to the fucking woke mob. That's amazing. You're so strong. Yeah. And trocosms fucking sexy.

Brother, I hope the fucking D&D episode got 20,000 views and this got 10. Yeah, I hope I can just blow it off. We shouldn't be making this show at this time. Hey, it's the last time we have to do it. Wait, what about, um, Dax Flame? We're supposed to do the episode next week. Really? That's crazy.

Did we not say that? Dude. We can say whatever we want. We can say whatever we want. We can say whatever. I thought we said we're doing it at the week 8 and 8 here. That's next week. Yes.

That's what I said. Yeah, we're doing it. And then you just said, I thought we were. They just said a really. They said that. Eat it like Dax Flame. We're doing a Dax Flame episode. He hit us up asking if we'd be down to have him on the pod. So you have that to look forward as a truth.

I'm so excited. I'm worried about it. Why? Because it's either gonna be the top five or a bottom five. This is bottom five. So it'll be bottom four. Is this our rock bottom? At worst. This is not even close to our rock bottom. That's dumb as far.

Guys, we looked at a bunch of big red nuts. This can't even be close to bottom. them five. Yes, that's what I'm saying. We talked about awesome fucking nuts in bad racing. And we talked about the office. We put them on game for gooting. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and I'm fucking and also Michael's there.

Dwight's here and Jim does print him. You know I'm pissed about gooners too right now because they drop the street fighter gunner costumes. Michael? Jim's gooning in the office. Jam! Jim looks for the penis's hand. Jim with cumbers and out

Yeah Jim with pre-cum all over his hands Roy comes in Jim's doing at Pam's desk Yeah he beats a shit out of him For like 14 minutes Pam's like Roy why would you do that Roy why did you beat him

How did you do that he's just gooting at my dad Have you recently looked at the clip Of Clibb Jim Gripping on Pam While she was with Roy Oh it's unbelievable We talked about that

Yeah we talked about it Which one? Wow Which one was he... You look at Pam and Jim playing around. When he's like grabbing her from behind like you do to your co-worker

You mean from the show. You don't mean like a... I don't know it was like a behind the scenes. No, they were ripping the Pedro Pascow Oh dude, he went on her shirt up and looking at her tummy. I know. Dude, that's crazy.

No, let me give that tummy a kiss. He should have got his fucking arm broken. Jay was crazy for that. If I was Roy, that I'd kill myself before I killed him. Well, no, you kill him. him and then you kill yourself. No, I'm going.

I kill myself then him. I kill myself and I leave a series of saw-like traps for Jim that follow him for the rest of life. Let's just say everyone's on the news after I'm done. Yep. Yeah, you grab my girl like that at work. Everyone's ended up on the news. Hey, it's going to be the breaking news tonight.

And I didn't even know my girl was ticklish. And I found out because my fucking, because Jim lifted her up and she laughed. I found out because of who, Jim and Pedro Pascal? I didn't even know her stomach was ticklish. you think you think Pedro you think he's gay man no bro stop

no then he's got to stop and he has to stop being so handsy with her man wait first off I don't think I need a rock bottom Nick Yingling Yingling is hitting up me and Aden in the Japan chat that we had which is the three of us when we were there he's like what if we go back

he said you guys ever think about going back just us three It's like, you probably just ate ramen today And just thought about it's so He gets so flip-floppy I wouldn't mind so much unless Because he will just say We should go to Japan

It'll become his bit for a month He doesn't want to go He's just talking bullshit He left cliche Damn Gommel Poor cliche wearing a diaper Had no one to hang out with Clchet was in a diaper

A Gommel Was in a damn diaper And you know who was there helping him out Nobody Dude cliche took one to game five in a diaper. I know. And nobody knows that.

Crinkling and shit. I want to give a good we harsh on him a lot a little bit of credit to shake drizzle. Okay. I can't do that. He's a family dinner. I want to do that.

Tina Kitton's there. She's O'Pining about Qudy's lasagna. She's what? To have one opinion. She's opining. And just hammering how good it looks.

And then finally, like standing in front of of it with a place. She's like, mm-mm, this lasagna looks so good. Not bad. And then, and then Shade goes,

fucking Garfield. Whole room bust out. Yeah. Just, yeah. Garfield would be like, clean. Wow.

And I gotta give credit to shake. Let's go, man. That was a fucking swing and he nailed it. I love that. Let's go, dude. Please,

please someone date, shake drizzle, where I'll be, please, he's desperate. He's handsome and desperate. It could be any one.

He'll only play like eight games in League of Day. And he's kind of a DJ. He's a DJ. He's got no rotator cuffs. He's a master peak in League of Legends. Master's season one. And don't eat fucking lasagna around that boy. His vibes are amazing.

Real quick. Last thing. I played poker with H-box. Isn't that funny? I bet he went down. At the casino. I'm walking through the casino. It's late.

I see Jules. And I was like, oh, I don't know you're here. She's like, yeah. I just got done. I'm watching H-box play poker. He's drunk. And I'm like, where? Where is this happening right now?

He's like, that away. You're trying to get a piece of that team. Liquid money. And I'm like, I want to stack H-Box so bad. And I go there. And I go to the poker table. I get a seat. And he is drunk, and he's wearing glasses, sunglasses at, it's like two in the morning.

Let's go. That's a five. And he's got, like, a cool, like, $150. Like, that's not a lot. It's like. That's who tournament. It's not the max buy-in. He's like, I'm all in.

Two fingers. And I get on the table and there's these two guys and two X-K-O shirts. And they're like, they like know Juan and they know me, but I don't know them. But I keep telling them they have to put Gwen in the game. And I just keep telling him. And like by the fifth time, I was like, if I call this, will you put Gwen in the game? And they're like, dude, we just have the shirts. We don't work for Riot.

And I was like, all right. And then I just said, I didn't stutter, so figure it out. But I didn't end up getting into a hand with H-box, which was unfortunate. And then he won a pretty big one, picked up his chips, walked away. Bounced. Yep. Done deal. That's what makes him a champion, man.

That's true. That's right. He knows when to fucking fold them. Knows when to fold him. Anyway, guys, thanks for tuning to the art podcast. You might be, maybe you're like a D&D head that kind of popped in to see... First episode, and it's the worst one. So, um, don't worry, D&D's already out on the Patreon right now for episode two.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So you can just skip this. You skip this shit. You just skip it. This is not for... It's 4 a.m. on my head, so... And you want to watch. Told Avichi I was gay.

I told Avichi I was gay and Abiza. And then, so we're going to have Dax Flame on next week. Maybe it's a big maybe. Aiden won't be there. I'll be gone. So, like, the real Aden has. you don't even need to check that one out. Dude, you have it on the side of your head.

Which, what? It's moved every time I've looked at you. I haven't seen you move it. It's in the same spot a whole time. Goodbye.