The Yard - Ep. 213 - We Challenged Him (ft. supertf)

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

This week, the boys are joined by supertf! They talk about going professional in Overwatch, being interviewed by Jimmy Fallons, and how Ludwig and Super have beef.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Say what you need to say. What you need to say? Nah. You look so tan. Nah. But you're burnt. Your whole meth is burnt. Oh,

I know he knew what that was. Do what? You know what? What method? No, no. Don't explain. You don't have to. I could, though.

You could, you could, you could. He almost did. You were such a pathetic little man. No, he spiked your ball, bro. Yeah, but you still, you made him. I'm right here right now. I'm sitting right here. The camera goes matrix mode.

He was about to, he was about to give me my only chance back. And you said, no, no, no, no. As your lawyer, I advise you not to do that. Yeah, we, we, the... What would he gain? The goal post was being shifted, and I said, you know what? You don't have to shoot the ball anymore. They're such crazy jeans

I got a comment Your jeans are blue You're like Sidney I saw the big billboard in New York It was like her Sydney's jeans are great I'm like it's still up I guess

It is crazy it's still low It was on the store It was on the store More jeans than ever Wait I thought they were selling less jeans because of it They're selling more jeans I think I just bought a hundred You and Sydney Swinie are this Aryan

sort of prince and princess of I'm not even Aryan but you know they'd let you in yeah I think you're Aryan passing they don't overlook the brown eye passing at the wildly unpopular in town but you are

alive well I just don't want on Twitter being like yeah I'm Aryan passing so it's a really it's a dual identity that I live in America and shit like yeah the Aryan Rachel Dolazol Well, speaking of Aryan, today

We have brought Slime's ideal guest Wait, what? Well, it's all right. He'll figure it out. He'll figure it out. I kind of like this, this has never happened with a guest before where we just kind of rip it without them.

Yeah. We are bringing today Slime's ideal guest because usually shut the fuck up for a second. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just shut the fuck up when I'm talking. This ideal guest. It's finally a guest of somebody that you like that you talk about, that you know what their job is, so you don't want to ask like an

asshole. So do you want to introduce them by name? Oh my god, he's going down with a first guest to come out with a drink. To be fair also... Oh my god, with a mug? With a mug. That was also... Shut up! Just wait. That was also the Liam episode. No, that was me. Anyway, welcome to the yard, Super T. Woo He's very good control I was enamored by his Alright let's get you set up

That's just piping hot coffee in there too Ludwig can you help strong man can you help The sandbag what do you mean no Don't make Don't make Matthew lift that sandbag Yeah that's that's fucking crazy Is your name Matthew? Wait That is my name

Wow This is bad How many yard members does it Take this set up the guess might How many of them are pulling It only takes three. It only takes three. Send that a little more for me super.

I'm trying to eat it, man. Eat it for me super. We only have one joke and it's disgusting. It's really gross and crass, yeah. Welcome to the show, Super T.F. Hey, thanks, man. You look red. Bro.

What happened to you? I got completely cooked this weekend. And every... And I know these defenses. I applied on screen four times. I did. I just had four times. I just don't believe.

I don't... You can ask anybody there. Did you apply it poorly? No. Well, I don't think so. Guys, it's super more pale than me. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's without question.

Here's how you really chat. Look, everyone in the Olympics video of his lap, doing a shirt off, and they go, oh, flashbang! When Nick drinks a soda, you can see it inside it. Yeah. Can you give me tummy tom? Huh?

Can you give me tummy, Tommy, Tom? Compare tummy to, oh my God. You're way more pale. Nick is way more. Wait, it's crazy. Look at his tummy. Look at his shirt. Lift your shirt.

What I mean? He's transloat. Lift your shirt. I'm doing it. What is this? I can't tell. I can't tell. It's the same.

How did I fall for that? How did I fall for that? What the hell is this happening? You are pathetic. Anyway, welcome to the show. Thanks, man. T.F. Blade, how are you doing? Not quite, but I'm doing all right.

You're doing all right? Here. You got burnt. You're hot off streamer games. Can I have, first question I want to ask. Do you own a hundred of this same pair of pants? Um, kind of. I don't do that.

I don't, I'll be honest. My fashion is not really, uh, exist. Well, that's not necessarily true. No, it definitely is. You're dressed almost exactly like slime. He, what do you, what do you think of Luddwigs have? I mean, it's unique for sure. It is unique.

It's unique. Bro, what even is this shirt? Like, why is it, what is that? It's a pattern. It's a fun pattern. Oh, my God, is me. Okay, you know what? Super go around and rank everyone's fits.

Like one through five? One through five. You can include yourself. Yes, please. Okay. Where one is the best and five is the worst One that was aiden for audio listen oh my bad aiden one Two no next to Nick two

Sline Jesus for price I'm saying slime then me then Ludwig then Ludwig oh my god this you know what I get why super fans become the way they do What does that mean? Uh, Zippers, sorry. Can you elaborate?

We have, uh, we have Zippers alternate identity here today. Yeah. Uh, button. No, it's Rich. We've called, no, it's rich. We've called out. We've called out Rich. Rich, I sent something in the group chat.

Can you pull it up for us to watch? This is a, uh, a fan cam. Oh my God, go fast. Let's go fast. Rich did it. Oh, that's because if we did a drag before every pull up, relax. Dude, I don't even want to watch myself playing basketball again. This is a fan cam.

This is from an account called, like Super T.F. Clips. Super T.F. Daily. Yeah. Oh, you know it. Well, I see it. It's Super T.F. Monkey Picks. You did say your eyesight was going, so. Your legs and your arms look like they come from two different people. Now, before he watches, Aden, do you know much about Super and Super's fans of your base? So, what I know about Super is that you met

Jimmy Fallon. That is true. And then it's just twice, actually. Twice. Well, you only need someone once. Well, I was on him twice, so. That's a good distinction. I didn't know that. I think I knew you met him. him once and then I know nothing after that. I'm fun this episode. I know very little about what you do.

You're going to love his little history. You're going to have a lot of questions. Is the TF Team Fortress? Yeah, actually. That's where it came from. I thought it was the fuck? The fuck? The fuck? The fuck? Is there context that I need before I watch this? No, no, please. I've never seen this. Oh, yeah. So, Aiden, this is called basketball.

It sounds like something I wouldn't be very good. And that is a police chief who was hosting the event. Yeah, you look fucking. crazy. I got those glasses from this guy named Keith. He flies planes. He's retired. I don't think we should, maybe we should cut all the jokes at the beginning. Now that I think

about it. Nah, we're good. Those ones. This is the average super fan. Let me see this. All right, so this is a clip. It was supposed to be super highlights from shooter games. And for audio listeners, it's just him throwing up the worst

basketball shots you've ever seen. Dude, it's actually impressive. You, hold on, hold on. Wait, every single shot missed the rim. Dude, that was five shots of hitting and missing the rim. You bumped to volleyball and it hit your own head. This isn't a basketball game. This was a game of horse.

Yes. So, like, that's good context. Is that you? Oh, yeah. Wait, really? I've done cosplays. You don't know that? Oh, you go in the sneaky route?

Well, not like entirely. I dabble from time to time. Fair enough. We all dabble. Look up Super TF2B. Oh, that's it. Like, you know to sneakier? I was like, I'm not a bottom.

I'm kidding. I've done a few. Super T. F. Aiden, Super T.F. was a competitive Overwatch player. He played in the Overwatch League. See, that's the only thing I know because that's the context of the Fallon interview. What?

How does Fallon smell? How does he smell? Honestly, I didn't speak to him at all before or after the recording. We went in, spoke for six minutes, and we were out. That's crazy. Because you're sitting next one, right? Not even like a beforehand. Hey, nice to meet.

Mitchum, Jimmy, whatever. No, we were in and we were out. That's it. The second time, too? Well, second time was COVID, so it was all online. Yeah, it was online. So you can just make up anything. What arranged that? How do that happen? I don't know. We, so, like, we won, and then we flew back to L.A. like, a few days later. And then we got a message from someone at Blizzard.

Oh, my God. What? Why do you got nipples? You have nipples? Well, it was a whole breastplate I bought for it. Oh. So it went on under. A breastplate.

I've never even, I don't have heard about you. You still have it. Order like triple Gs or whatever. What I'm saying is that's not. That's bad to be. Why are you hot? A plate of breasts. What can I say?

This is crazy. Isn't there a bunch of this one? There is. The last, the last one. Keep it going. Keep it going. Come on.

There's. Oh my gosh. This is a stupid too. You go a smooth ass. Thank you, man. What's shit about? Do you think Jimmy Fallon's seen this pick? No, I don't think so.

Well, he follows me on Twitter, so. Oh. It's possible. Jimmy Fallon's intern has seen this pick. Yeah. That's true. Did Jimmy Fallon just smell like fucking rum? I don't know.

I mean. I felt like I couldn't get close enough to even get a whiff Because we walked out Then we had to walk around the desk Like a protective aura Yeah because he's like a scumbag That no one respects

So it's like it's hard What are you fucking I'm not invited for a third time I don't know about that I fucking hate Jimmy found We're still in the clip You can defend him Yeah I mean

He was I mean he was nice I guess I don't really I didn't get a chance To really like You know Speak to him Because it was all scripted Something I

That's what I was going to ask. I always wonder about that show is you know every question you're going to be asked. They gave us like a whole like rough outline of what they're going to ask and what we're going to say. And then we walk out and the sign flashes, please applause and then please laugh.

It's all scripted. I mean, she did that for the yard. I was thinking about it. For the commenters and the viewers. Like we should have an art. We actually should put a laugh now graphic on the screen. For viewers at home.

For viewers at home. To know where in the laugh. What if we did like, you know that scrubbed? episode where they make it into a sitcom setup that for one episode they use like all the cameras in the frame rate and all that it's very interesting

and they have a laugh track we could just do like a laugh track episode of the yard but Jimmy Fallon I genuinely have watched that interview with you and Sinatra which is really funny yeah I think he's just fucking hammered he's like do you just play video games

that's a pretty good impression and you make money out of it you know it's so amazing yeah it's crazy he's like clearly fucking hammered

he's just inebriated every day he walks in the office yeah it's why his face is all fucked up anyway enough about my alright he's just chill on Jimmy

I do not need to chill in Jimmy oh really yeah okay you know what Jimmy's white night right here and I just think you're blind shooting that he's drunk every day

if he where's that There were an account of this. All the people that worked around him and said he's always shit-faced and really mean. But see, I can say it a different way and we would all interpret it. I could be like, you know, Jimmy Fallon's drawn

on every show? And everyone's like, that's pretty cool. I mean, that's the duality of man. Actually? Yeah, dude, he's fucked up the whole time and he clutches it every time. Just raw, awesome questions. Honestly, that kind of makes him the go.

That's what I'm saying. He can clock in, beat hammer, clock out. That's like Aiden. Yep. Aiden is hammered every time he does his show. Yeah. It's true. Especially, yeah, I mean, it's noon, so it's gonna be a long day. So Super TF, you're 25. I am. Oh, you're 25. You were an Overwatch Pro and now you were a full-time streamer and you streamed probably like 16 hours a day. Wait, pause real quick. Why'd you say damn it? You're so young. Well, how old are you? 29 with that haircut too. And me and Aiden are, but wait, you're 20, you're 28 still. I'm 20, I'm 20. I'm 30. Okay. Well, I'm playing on this show. I'm 30. I'm 30. Aiden's the youngest and he's 28, which means you're the, you're the, youngest by a lot. Oh my God, super yesterday. He was like, he messaged me.

He was like, he said, slime. Oh, about the after party? He said, slime, you have to go to the after party or I'm going to kill myself. And I'm like, I'm halfway home, man. I don't go to parties. I'm 35. Okay, that's so funny to me too, because when we were at Evo and we were doing the meet and greet, this guy's dropping like, oh, this guy's chopped huss. This guy's 35 saying shit like chopped huss.

But he can't go to parties. I think there's a Why are you pretending? I don't want to, but, you know, I think the language is fun to use. Oh, it's fun to use. Fun to use? Oh, it's fun to use. Interesting. You know what else is fun?

Well, it's interesting and it's fun to use and then to tweet out about me. I mean, when you get into a 10 foot radius of Jason the Wien, you immediately your eyes kind of like glaze over and you start going, ah, chat, nah, chat, nah. And it's like, bro, at least I'm saying chop. tuss with like, like, you know, I'm wearing a briefcase while I'm doing it, right? You're not. You're trying to pretend. Okay, so why when I do a Jamaican accent,

do you clap like a monkey, you celebrate it? Let me clarify, by the way. But when I throw on my young white boy accent, I get fucking lambasted. Your white boy accent. Yeah, it's my young white boy accent. I don't. I'm Jason the ween. Yeah. This is like if I was like Lacey's age. Let me clarify, by the way. When he said

Chop Puzz, the guys that he was talking to, they were like 20 years old. So he did he, there was no briefcase sort of suit and tie. When I present it to them, I say Chop Tuzz, right, fellas? Like, that's the, that's the juxtaposition. This is just the guy in the room with you saying he didn't do that.

That's the juxtaposition. I'm just saying the guy in the room with you is saying that didn't happen like that. By the way, at streamer games, too, like, they were like, they were young, right? They were like 20 or something. They were 22, 21. Me and Nick did like a two hour like line

of just doing meet and greet stuff. Yeah, we're famous pretty much. We're totally famous. But these, and I was like, okay guys, on three, two hollas or Jane remover? And they looked at me like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, they hadn't heard of either those people. I thought that was really awesome.

That happened. All right. I was like, oh, you guys just like video games, cool. Only video games. Also, I just realized that Super is the age I was when we started this show. So if you go look at episode one, and you hold a side by side, we would be the same age. Archie, you could do that. You'd probably look a little older, though. Then why? Well, I just... What do you mean? I look older than you back then? Well, he's got a boyish look of a...

I also have a boyish look I've been told this forever 29 year old guy I lost my boyish look Yeah that's what happens You lose your boyish look I haven't lost my boyish look And also I wouldn't have lost it back then

Which is when he's saying I wouldn't have it I don't think back then you had it Oh my God You never had it Are we being hurtful today So love by the culture of torture And I'm old Yup yeah

Okay I can settle into that I can actually I'll take all back this one Yeah but you do, you do have, of every streamer I know, maybe outside of EROB, one of the most vicious fan bases. And I found this out when I invited you to enter in Umamusame tournament. Oh yeah, yeah. Because you were playing it. I saw on stream, but you're playing it at like

midnight. I was doing a tournament the next day at like 10 a.m. Yeah. And I invited you on in your chat, which is kind of BM of me. Yeah, it was a little, you know, you know, a little bit. And your chat fucking revolted. Bro, you... Part-time fucking streamer, lazy fuck. You fucking put me on the fire, brother. It was like 45 minutes of his chat calling him like a lazy fuck

for not willing to wake up. You are such a fucking loser. This is why nobody ever wants to hang out with you. Nobody ever invites you to things. I'm like, dude, it's like 1 a.m. I'm tired. I got you know, like I don't know this game. He asked me like eight hours to wake up. I'm like, I can't do

this right now. But I did promise to go to the next event, which was streamer games. But what's funny is the only reason you promised is because your chat made funny you for 45 minutes. If your chat had just been like, it's alright man, go to bed. Then you wouldn't have messaged me. Dude, I'm sorry I can't make it. You would just be like,

hey, you asked me 10 hours in advance. I can't make it obviously. Look, it's all in good fun. Do you ever get off stream? Like, every once in a while and you're just like, that one was hard? Okay, you know, it's funny. I, a lot of the comments are like so intentionally

obviously rage bait and I messaged Slam about this one time I was like dude I see you go off on Twitter

about these stupid motherfuckers sometimes and I just I get it because like I don't care if it's rage bait or if it's obvious

or if you want a reaction sometimes people just say dumb shit and you got to say shut the fuck up because people are dumb okay let's not pretend slime goes on Twitter

to say shut the fuck out slime goes on Twitter to do a fucking 13 back and forth diss or You know what the best part is? When I see him

like reply to somebody and it's been like 18 hours they don't reply he replies to what you're saying like how are you stupid motherfucker

I'm looking for a why haven't you replied yet I think it's a good question I'm kidding that's one of my favorites Why are we not continuing to talk? You know what's so hard

is following the thread sometimes because they'll start double tweeting and then it'll go off on a different yeah yeah different trees

there's almost a skill to reading all of Slimes's tweets it's like a nice of the old Republic like dialogue tree where you have to choose the good, the Sith and the Jedi version. But most of the time it's treasure. There's

treasure to be found. No, I agree. But you're not like this. You don't, you don't fucking go to bat. You're just, you're, you're a true tank. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I have the problem where I just imagine someone is saying it in front of me, which is obviously not what's happening. But I'm like, why would you say that in front of me? And then I have what I think is a more normal reaction. But you just sit there. I was at, um, we were at World's greatest. And it was end of the day. And we, me and you were playing Tekken. Yeah, ran a first to five, by the way, destroyed him. I won, by the, I just want to point that out.

Wait, what? I won. The first to five. Yes. In Tekken. How could you possibly disagree on what happened? Remember this so different. I guess we'll never know.

What's crazy is you, not only said you did the this. You said it, which implies like a 5-0. That's like an ass spanking. That's what that is. Which is completely not true, by the way. I remember that I was on Raina. He was on Nina. And then he started getting his asswept and then he went,

Kuma took one game and then I won. That's embarrassing. Sure. I promise you. This is so wild to be wrong. I promise you. No, my goat's washed. I do not. Because in Evo, you washed me. I could not keep up because you've been playing tagging. But I was like, and we were playing and then after a game I turned him like, does it like, when they're mean to you, does it make you mad? Does it get to you? And he looks at me. He's like, no.

He's like two shots deep or something. He's like, no way, man. No way. Is there a single message that suck out? A single message that, like, think about it everyone's wrong. Yeah, like, maybe they saw you play basketball and then they like, really, like, it's like more funny than anything because sometimes I'll think about it. I remember there was one time, I was like, I forget if it was like Valon or something. I was playing with a bunch of people. And there was some of my chat that was like, it's incredible how all your friends are good looking and then you look like dot, dot, dot, dot. Like, first of all, I don't think I'm ugly by any means, actually.

But you don't think you're dot, dot, dot, dot. No, I don't think I'm dot, I don't think I'm dot. Like melted ice cream or something. That's perfect. That's such a good hate comment. It's fucked up. That's so good. You know, you kind of just roll with it because it's...

I mean, you know, it's Twitch chat. It is, it is Twitch chat. I think you kind of get it. You rule with it a lot. Yeah, but mine is like... Like diet, like light version. I think mine is much more, like a diet version. Mine is much more in like the Koso realm.

I mean, like maybe... What? Like, Koso's viewers make fun of him, but they're also very loving and a Yeah. Okay, okay. And I think my viewers are also very loving and supporting. They fucking love me. And they also call you fat. Yeah, they'll call me fat, but then they fucking give me all their fucking money. I guess I mean, that's the trade off right? That's the idea of Twitch is like I get to be mean to the guy who's famous in return. You get trade offer type thing. I mean, I think that's a pretty good fucking like I got some vicious soldiers, but then I got a M-Con. You got what? A Mika. It's like a nice viewer. Oh, it's one of your viewers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Super don't have a nice view. It's me. I will go, I watch Super a lot. I'll just, because you're always live.

So I'll be in his chat, and I'll literally say to the chat, I don't have a checkmark next to my name. I just stay among the... He thinks he's cool. He thinks he's cool by doing. Kind of, yeah. Check mark is my name. Also, it gives you, it gives you attention sometimes that you don't want.

Like, I don't want people to know I have a check mark so I can kind of like blend in. Like in the Assassin's Creed, when you hold A, and you're just like touching people's shoulders going through. Blending through the crowd. So, but I will literally be like, hey guys. we should be nicer to I feel like it like it's chatter just trying to suggest it

and then people will reply to me and go Omega Loll, no. That's so funny because I do the exact opposite I go in and I'm like last pick incoming like before the streamer game's drafts and then everyone would be like Lowell True. That's crazy.

You know this guy called me a code switcher? Because I remember I went to your He called you a code switcher? Call it like a season. Hold on. I'm not called a kiddle Brother, sometimes I go to streams I'm like, dude, you're looking good today,

you're funny, you're keep up the great work. And then I said that in LoveStream one time and he's like, this motherfucker's code switching. I'm like, what do you even mean? And he's like, oh, off stream or in DMs, this motherfucker flames me, not true by the way. But then in stream, he compliments me. And do you not want to be complimented ever?

Is that what it is? Can I not spread misinformation? Is that on my human fucking right? Can I not fucking lie on your fucking name? He's got you there. What's the point of this? Developing a platform if you can't spread misinformation from it. I mean...

This guy has a whole podcast dedicated to it. Yeah. And that's dangerous because that has to do with wealth and economics and shit. Yes. Lower taxes and vaccines don't work. It was very interesting. There was a guy at the event yesterday. How many of you guys not deep platform?

Don't ask questions. That's a good question to be fair. There was a guy at the event yesterday who was like, yeah, I used to listen to the Yari podcast. And I was like, okay, you know, weird opener. But yeah, what made you see? stop. He's like, I just listened to Lemonade Stand now. And he brought a dog to the event. And I thought that that was

ironic. Was it that big white dog? I like that guy. I think that all dogs should be put down government mandated. We eat a cute dog. Oh, it is a cute dog. Yeah. So he... What was the dog's name? Did you ask? Snow. It was snow. He knew it. What's the cat's name? There was a cat there too. Oh, there was a cat there. A girl had a cat. I did not see that. I did not see that. It was Chero. Hi, Truro was a very sweet cat.

Aiden once came on this podcast and there was a dog in a coffee shop and he went on about 42 minute tirade I timed it that he wanted to basically put a shotgun in every dog's mouth like a cop and pulpitry dogs shouldn't be in public they're a nuisance they're a pest

They're no different than a pigeon or a rat Yeah I said all of that I actually said those two short sentences For 42 minutes straight But again I ask how are you guys not deep laugh What are you talking about? How are you not deep flat When you're a Discord hoodie Let's sewn onto your skin

literally not brother they were saying Super's outfit on stream is a t-shirt and then it's a Discord branded hoodie Literally this but sometimes with a discord hoodie It's cold sometimes man It's not okay but in the summer I'm not wearing it It's too hot

But people were saying like he didn't Like the Discord hoodie It was like his homunculus that was healing him But the sun he didn't have it for streamer games Yeah Some people say it's like welded to my skin I have like a curse of binding I can't take it off.

How do you feel about a 35-year-old man wanted to be your friend so bad? I have no problem with this. Slime's a cool guy. He wants to be my friend. He was begging me to come to the party. He did want him to go to the party. And he basically said,

I would rather you kill yourself than me go to the party. No, he genuinely would. I think I'm not even being sarcastic here. I think if you said, with a fucking video view on the roof of a building, I'm going to fucking jump off if you don't come to this party,

He'd be like, dude. Is there any way he was so off? He tried to let me down light, he was like, oh, goad, I can't go to parties. I'm 35. I'm like, dude, get over yourself. Like, just come for a little bit. Dude, we need you around more.

I was only there for a little bit. And then I left, but at least I showed up. Slime wants to express his friendship by being in your chat, and that's it. That's not true, by the way. In arms distance. I think, no, I feel a bit impostery, Because there's a 10-year age gap between us, so it's problematic. It is.

Wait, wait, hold up. For our relationship. You're good. Wait, half my age plus seven? Half your age plus seven would be 24 and a half. Oh, thank God. Well, we can start a relationship. But either way.

This is the first year. There is this idea where it's like, I'm 35-year-old, like, older guy and like young Super T.F. I don't want to be the guy who's like trying to hang out and being vived out. Right. So I will just, I like being alone too. So I play a very safe range Where if I'm wanted

Then that's great But if I'm not I don't try Evaluating Evaluating whether or not to go to the party Like pre-flop ranges Like pre-flop ranges Well that was more I just hate parties

But yeah at Evo is really fun Because I'm like You know I get We're hanging out and we're like At Evo did you guys do the meet and greet together But you two is a duo No it was like a bunch of people That were in the Seajam slam

We were all kind of lined up and we were next to each other. Yeah. I see. But he, dude, super, it's funny because I feel kind of like his dad. Because Saturday night,

he messages me, he's like, brother, is there any shot you have a long sleeve shirt? Yes, me. And I'm like, sure,

I can bring one. He shows me how fucking sunburnt he is. He stole the aloe. They were, okay, the production staff that Mogul moves is calling him aloe boy.

Oh, God. Because you took, you took the only bottle of aloe vera that they had. Okay, in my defense, how are you not bringing more alo? Like, come up one bottle? I think it's just a fact that you took the whole thing.

How much aloe does a person go through? I mean, it says like use liberally when you like look at the bottle. Liberally, brother. You're doing that shit. There's no way you had sunscreen on. I just don't really do. Oh yeah, you can see it on my ankles too. It's like on the back of my leg, my neck, my face.

And you know what's funny about that too? It's like, I feel like my, my vibe for the whole event was like that of a wounded dog that needs to be put down. Back to you, Aidan. Everyone, like, I would walk up to people, and they would just look at me. They would go, oh, like, I was pitied almost because they would look at me.

They're like, oh, my God, are you okay? I'm like, no, not really, but I'm here, I guess. I mean, there's 40 competitors. You got 33rd overall. Okay, that's fucked up, by the way. I would probably like a recount on that. It's just points. Okay, but I got first in Egg Drop.

Yeah. That's got to be worth something. Yeah. It was worth about 40 to 33rd. Yeah. And then basketball was our throwaway game. But I didn't even get last. I got like 6th.

I don't know what we got in the other events, but there's no way 30.30 is what it. The answer is 6th. You got 6 in the other events. And then 7th. Sixth in everything should equal to 30th place because if you do the math, that's three-fourths. Yugi showed up for one day and he did better than you. Okay, but. That is crazy.

Did you also get 7th in other events? Did he love it? Oh, yeah. Then that would probably put you lower than 30. I'm sorry, how many, out of how many it was again? Out of 40. I got out to some drama, actually, because of Super 2. Really?

Yeah, well, there's a lot of people who got mad at me after the list came out. Because they... Well, yeah. People have been asking for the list. No, not. Well, it's supposed to... They hyped it up and they said they were going to release it and you're involved. And then I come out with it.

It doesn't seem like something you should. with all. And it's, but it's like, get over it. Get over it. The stakes feel high. I was on the young side. The youngs. No, they were mad because after the event, I think the event was quite successful. A lot of people were mad they didn't get invited. So there was a lot of people went on stream and also some streamers who DM'd me. Dude, I won't say who, but I got DM'd. They were like, tell a lot of them to invite me to shit. It's pathetic that he doesn't. And I'm like, what the fuck you say fuck me for? I didn't do anything. You don't even work. I don't even do shit for him at all.

I just make his life harder. But I had like five DMs from creators like that. And then, oh, this is super his hang out. Oh, bro, it is so bad. At 10 a.m., he's like, what are the odds you have a long sleeve for me to use today? I said, I can bring one. That's the bottle of aloe in his hotel room. You took it home?

I needed to. Look! Did you finish it off? The whole bottle? Did you finish it off on some ditties? No. On some d'clock to you? It's a raged.

Just the guy's really sunburn has pallets of aloe. The Super T.F. Raid and a thousand bottles of aloe discovered. He's like, no, there's like, he's not like doing anything weird. He's just really pale.

I don't know. But you still send him in jail. But yeah, I had a bunch, I had a bunch of people reach out to me. And then a bunch of people on stream who were like mad

that I didn't invite them. There was a clip from neon. Oh, really? I've met the guy for 30 seconds. Sure. And it was like, why didn't I invited to streamer games? And some people,

you know, again, I'm not gonna say who. They were like Super T.F. Was you gotta tell me after that. I don't get it. You have to tell me after that. Like this fucking guy. You know, it's kind of funny.

I feel like that soldier me. It's kind of funny though. And you're the guy on the bed. Because like, not everyone's gonna get invited to every event. Because when I don't get invited to events, back to my chat, they're always like, fucking loser.

Why weren't you invited? And I'm like, dude, I don't need to go to every single thing that's happening. It's not, It's not the end of the world I'll go for some stuff I won't go for other stuff

It's not gonna hurt me It's not gonna kill me I know FOMO guy I like this I like this Yeah I mean I like to go to the events that I'm invited to

And if I'm not So be it When Kai didn't invite me To streamer university I didn't even feel Like that bad about it Man I had the grades too

I think it was just my last name What class did you've taught At stream university They were teaching stuff there Homogeneity in Sweden Yeah Why all the streamers should move To Sweden

Population. Euthanism of pets. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I got in dry. It's funny, let me read out a DM I got after this was, I charted the time. And it was right when I rated Ron's gymnastics routine,

Faye's stable Ronaldo. He said, keep yourself safe, you bald. Is it random? Yeah. Dude, I thought it would have been, I was so funny, That would be crazy.

And then this person, that was a very contentious part because it had to do with me, Nut and, what's the name, I'm sorry? Elena. Elena, who was an actual gymnast and he messaged me five hours later.

I don't respond. I mentioned you five hours later. You really got me tight over a streamer games event. Fuck you. And I was weird, beautiful mixture of self-aware and completely unself-aware. And I was like, bro, you got to get some, friends, it is Saturday night. This is

not it. You responded? Yeah, I always What the fuck you mean? Did you respond, bro? Of course he responded, bro. Did you notice how none of us asked? If he said he didn't respond, I would be fucking shocked. I said, bro, you got some friends at a Saturday night. This is not it and haven't messaged me back.

So I think maybe he took my advice to heart. Why haven't you responded back? No, no, no, no. That was a fine. You got you sort of understand the nuance. Oh, that's what he told me, too. He was like, you don't understand. I was like, because I asked him at Evo. I was like, how many people do you have blocked on Twitter?

He's like, eh, like, $2,500. And I'm like, what's why? And he's like, no, you don't understand. These are artisanal blocks. A hundred percent. As if, like, he has like a fine art to who he blocks. If anything, if anything, it's the, what are you talking about? It's on to table.

No, no, it's the McDonald's of blocking. If you were, if you were, if it was artisanal, you would be more selective. You would be. Excuse me? I am selective. I'm usually, I'm usually. I was embarrassing to listen to.

People who have pretty valid criticism I tend not to block them because I appreciate that but if they're just like shooting like grenades into my asshole I'll block them right and I make a judgment

of that what are you doing? Slime is right Oh you've been right all this time For what? For years I was anti-block For years

I thought blocking was dumb You know, it leads to someone being, like, got him to block me. And it's like, you know, just ignore it. Sure. And then I realized recently, blocking's good. What? And I've blocked artisanally. Really?

A few people. Blocking's bad. Dude, that's, that's an artisanal blocker. Blocking's bad. Because he took many years thinking about it. Yeah, he was like, pizza's good, but maybe should I make my own? I don't know he bad at it. When you sang your first one, ooh, dropping the hammer off.

You know why blocking's good, Aiden? Why? Because it blocks them from just replying to the posts And there's an influx I've noticed more than ever This maybe for me I don't know if you guys have it It's just bots

You're like just automatic replies sent Under every tweet Blocking bots is an artisanal though This isn't just a reply This is my gay asshole Yeah That's putting up a fly I think I think the go-to

For stuff in general Is muting. Muting is beautiful Well hold on Because muting is basically The same thing And the other person doesn't know you've done it. Coward. And you live in a fantasy land forever.

No, I agree. I agree with that. I didn't mute fiction. I think... I never would mute fiction. I think artisanal blocking is weeding. And I think part of that is the bots. But I also think part of it is maybe just people who are acting like bots.

Yeah, they only want one thing, and it's to make you feel bad, and that's okay. So, it's like whatever. But... And I think muting is actually cowardly. Cousy like. That's what I'm saying! What is it? Blocking or muting?

Muting, for sure. You are a pathetic person. I'm sorry. I'm where you were because I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't block anybody. You're only with him?

And you're still young in your journey? You're going to get to where we're at. Oh, so once I age to a certain point, it's like a tree of wisdom. The 30 year olds understand the value of blocking these 20 year olds. They don't get it. They're young. Wait, I'm 30.

You're not. I am. Why do you want to be older than you are? Why is this bit? What is he? Why is this big? He was just a fucking. He's trying to get ahead of the game.

He wants to get ahead of the game. He's trying to fucking steal Valor. You don't get to stealing Valor. You don't get it, bro. And I go to Denny's and I get a special menu. They're in 95. I like, I like muting for the same reason I like

the way YouTube handles, like, ghost blocking people. Shadow banning is so important on YouTube. So, like, I feel like on, on Twitter, if I block someone, especially because I, I would say 90% of people I have muted are people I know in real life.

And if I mute, if I block someone, it's like, oh, I don't want to see their words. So if I block them, they're going to eventually see that and then give me more words. And I don't want those words. You're reducing words. I think it's... So if I just mute them, they never know. And I don't see them. I don't see the words ever again. In the mathematical problem, though, they're still giving you the words. You're just closing your eyes to it. But if you block them, the words can never come again. No, no, but the words come outside of the platform. Because

they go, why do you block me? Oh, that's weird. I'm saying I'm getting rid of all their words because I don't see them anymore. He's just block them again. This is a, that's a no there's just like a final this is a more individual one or like personal one I guess because I'm not really doing the people personally but even I even for random people like there's people who make multiple accounts and follow us

I don't block the accounts because they'll make more if I just never acknowledge them it just stops yeah I don't know everyone everyone has their own flavor why is it so impactful on YouTube in your opinion well in YouTube it's shadow banning which makes them unless they check and refresh they can't see their comment

so they can't do anything about it besides make a new YouTube account which no one is going to do like so a lot of people don't even know they get shadow banned they say something really awful and then they just get to live in their little insane cage that no one gets to see because if you mute somebody they reply to your shit

and other people can see that and be like yeah they're right he does look like a lesbian or whatever right but like I think it's easier to make a YouTube channel than a Twitter Twitter account is that true but no one wants to do that Because Twitter has that 20-step caption now. Because you can't be famous in YouTube comments.

You can be famous on Twitter. Good way of putting it. So it's like there's no incentive there to do that if you're shadow band. Plus you lose your awesome homepage. You lose your algorithm. You only lose your alga. Do you get awesome big-titted women in your YouTube comments?

Actually, yeah, I do. They like post like a minute after, or they comment like a minute after I go live like, what do they even say that like, oh, this is not a performance, this is whatever? I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? This is such an inspiration. Yeah. What even is this? Why do these even exist?

Like, what's the point? I don't know what the strat is. I don't know what the value is. I don't know why you two hasn't gotten rid of them. I don't know. I don't know the answer to all your questions. Do you remember the first slide that you ever got? The first slide? Oh, no. He doesn't know what it means. What do you mean?

He's talking about like a DM slide, like someone's sliding in your DMs. Oh, I have no. Dude. I have no idea. No? No? No, I really don't. It was during Overwatch? I mean, it was probably was. I don't remember like the specific individual.

Do you have ladies throwing themselves out there in the Overwatch League? At your fucking twink buddy. Tell me about the Overwatch. I mean... Orny boys. Not really. A little bit, maybe, but

I was playing Overwatch, man. You know what's funny, actually? When Overwatch came out, this was in like my junior year of high school. Overwatch 1 came out. And a girl wanted to go to prom with me and I said no because I wanted to play Overwatch. Whoa. So you didn't go to prom? That's that grind set, bro. I respect that. That's junior year. Well, senior year I did it all online because I had to fly out to California for Overwatch League. You did prom online? No

That's tight. That would be that. I wanted to de-d-d-offs the dance floor. Oh, shit Hoping in the Google meeting. So everyone makes fun of me. They say, oh, you don't have like high school dropout. No, I did graduate high school. I have my diploma, but then they make fun of me. They call it a PDF diploma. So like you can't fuck a What's your GPA in high school? I don't know, like 3.8, 3.9, something like that. I like you have like a LeBron bubble ring, but it's for high school. Well, I was on it before. I was on online high school before it got cool. Because I was like 2018 and then COVID shut everything down.

So I was on the way of early. Just to be clear, it's never been cool. Well, okay. As much of a loser as a people in high school grad year is what? 2018. Christ. Shit. I was 2008.

That was my college grad years. I was in 2008. I was eight. Whoa. It's just 10 years difference. It doesn't change. I don't know. When he was four, you were 14.

What? That's crazy. Yeah. And it keeps going like that. Are you an only child? No, I have a brother. Oh, okay. Old or younger?

Older. Oh, do you just mug his ass? Because you're an awesome gamer? No. I don't mock his ass. Does he mug you because he's strong? Well, no, there's no maugging, really. Is he taller?

There's a little bit of mugging. There's not a... Is taller? He shows a picture of them. He's shorter. I don't know if I have a picture. He's shorter and you're younger and you got bands and you're taller? Brother, you're logging him.

What are you trying to do, man? Is today. He's trying to tear your family apart. Well, how about this? What's your relationship like with your brother? I mean, well, I go- And tell me why it's bad because of the difference in heightened money.

I don't want to see a picture your mother after. Oh, my God. I got you on that. Really nice. My mom? Yeah, she's pretty nice. That's cool. Pretty nice.

She's very, like, she's still kind of, because, like, I guess I'm the youngest. And she might have a little bit of, like, not be a me. what's the word like emptiness syndrome no she's just like very attached and whatever i go over there because i like live in philly she's like you know she's still very like affectionate and stuff you get in face kisses mama bear mom yeah she's mama bear yeah but she doesn't do that to your older brother

who's some sort of discarded her black a black sheep of source no and you know and you've always been the same that's not is he homeless no no you left your brother in the streets no It's not homeless. Big bros is unhoused. Super TF left his brother behind once he became famous. No, not at all. Not at all. That's not the case.

Then what does he do for a living? He is working in HVAC. Okay. Okay. That's hype. It's making bread. It's actually sick. I like that.

You're gaming all day on the internet. Oh my fat ass. You're fat ass. Doing fucking poppers. No. Poppers? Not at all. Are a lot of Twitch streamers doing poppers

doing pot. Yes. It's a fucking problem. I tried them for the first time recently. Oh yeah? What circumstance? What circumstance? I was in a hot tub with some friends. And you wanted to, what, let your asshole absorb the water? Well, someone brought some poppers and I was like I never tried them. The hot tub's the last place I'd want my asshole to loosen

up. I don't think it's not as asshole. I feel like their rep has been damaged. It's not as asshole focused as you think it is. Don't eat them with your butt mouth? You don't? What? What? The South mouth. There's no eating. Pause, pause, pause. What do you think happens? What do you think you put a popper? How do you think you take a bomb? And then put it in your poplar. What is it? What does a popper? What does it look like?

No, no, no, no, no. There are pop rocks you put in your ass. That's exactly right. The popper looks like the little, it's like a little ball and attach to it as a little string and you throw it in the ground and it makes a snap. Yeah. And so the poppers, you put that up your ass. It snaps. Yeah. It pops to creates force that opens your asshole. I've never done drugs. I've never done drugs. I've never done drugs. Let's go. That looked that seemed like an offer Did you see the way he like jumped at that? He's never done. No, I also never He's excited because he's also so over. That's why you guys were playing fucking Melee at the after party And you were losing to his one-handed peach Well, don't bring up the one-headed peach, but super

We come up wave-dashing. I didn't know wave-dashing came from Tekken Oh yeah, I didn't know And he was like, look, I'll show you and then now we're watching Tekken videos in the corner Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wave-dashing came from Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that. He doesn't know guys who started in Tekken 8 Yeah, bro, you don't know What the fuck? Is that not a melee tech?

No, it's from tech. Well, it's a different tech in that game, but it looks similar. It looks, but the name is same. That's why it's, that's what it's called that. Oh, so they had the exact term in Tekken.

Yeah. They invented the term in Tekken. Does it look like it? Yeah, it looks. Is it in Tekken A? Yeah. Why are you doing it? Not every character does it.

Oh, oh, I, no, sorry, I do backdashes, but yeah, I don't play a character we can do it. Oh, yeah. Also, Kuma can't move. Yeah, so Nick was a terrorist of the club. you said you had a question

oh I did have a question I was gonna ask how did you first like hear me see me whatever because I'm pretty sure with me and you it was like in among us lobby way back in like 2020 or something

with like during COVID train wreck was in there you cheated dude me you fucking train wrecks yeah yeah pokey mane bro something like that and we were saying all sorts of shit

back then bro there was no filters back that it was so awesome no filters you weren't fucking chackled you I was gonna ask how you first saw or heard of me or whatever.

Me or Dick? No, you. The say James Slim. The first one. Yeah, the Tekin one. Oh, really? That's how I found out who you were. And you know, like he was real antisocial. He played this dog shit, Raina. Couldn't make it happen. And then when, like, he didn't

interact with us when it wasn't a show day. When he didn't interact with us outside of it. And when it was over, he never talked to us again. I don't know how entirely accurate all of that is. Sounds pretty accurate. Sounds like some of it definitely is. And I was Like, super seems cool. I really liked his presence,

but he seems like he doesn't want to, like, you know, be friends. Well, okay, here's the thing. I, it's not that I don't want to be friends. I just, I would say, like, 98, 99% of the time, I'm, like, in my own bubble. Like, I start stream, I end stream, it's just me, that's it.

But, like, you, for example, like, you're talking to fucking everybody every day, basically. And so that's why I always, like, going out to, like, events and shit, because it's fun to see people that don't interact with. But sometimes I'm also like, I don't know if these people know who I am, or if they want to talk to me. Like, I don't know if I should just go up and be like, hey, like I'm super.

They're like, okay. Like, so. Like, I just get like this sort of like, I don't know. I don't want to call it like imposter syndrome sort of. But like it's just like, I don't know because I do my own thing, right? Right. Right. Do you get nervous when you see one of the phase guys and they go in for the Dap and you're like, I don't know if I'm ready?

No, I'm usually prepared for the Dap. You think you got a good day. I think I'm prepared for the teeth. E sports, Overwatch League. Esports. Yeah. You fumbled more than ever. You find your way.

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How about this? Cock and Monkey. Okay. All right. Well, how about this? What if I said Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills

so that you can grow your savings? I don't know. I was just trying the game. Cocked Money's penis and vagina. Oh, well, okay, well, the thing about Rocket Money is, I don't know, I use it to look at my total net worth. I like to see, like, what my unwanted subscriptions are. It's lower than you think. It's really not a lot. I would think it's $14,000. Like a little bit higher, like a little bit. People, people yell at me on the internet. Like, millionaire streamer, stupid millionaire. I'm like, dude, I'm not even close. I've never had a million. Dude, I've lost it all. Gambling, but also with my unwanted subscriptions. Yeah. My unwanted.

with subscriptions. Also, look, I will say this. The reason why I said Rocket Monkeys on my mind because, you know, Donald Duck has got it out and stuff is because I use the app to, it gave me a dashboard of all of my Goon subscriptions, and I found out it's been really bad. And you need to get rid of them? And I got rid of all my goon stuff. Do you know, you want to hear a funny one that I was subscribing to? What's that? Uh, Quddy keeps losing the damn remote. Yeah. Oh, damn lives So I downloaded an app And it makes you pay

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subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with rocket money. Go to rocketmoney.com slash the yard. That's rocketmoney.com slash the yard. I'm sorry to think slime can't read. I think he might be having a stroke. What do you smell? What do you smell, boy?

Almonds like hallways. Okay, that's good. You know, we met a while ago, but I really thought I saw the true you after you started sending me like death threats. What? What?

I do that, but I have good reasons. What are you talking about? Why are you sending him death threats? I don't think I did. I owed you some money. Oh, yeah. So he did. He did owe me money.

How much? $2,500. Oh. Well, for World's worth of. Well, no, I was working on getting the money and I was getting pressured because he became a fucking debt collector. I should have charged him interest.

You owe me more money for this weekend, by the way. Do you see this guy? For like all the Uber's I had a thing? Super. Are you doing okay? No, I'm fine. I just, I just think it's weird.

You're kind of Mr. Needed Bad. I just think it's weird. I don't know. He's, you know, he likes to dodge, but that's fine. He just,

he just comes, he just comes through and he sends DMs. He has shooters. He has Tim fucking sending me DMs. Yeah, Tim, Tim is an avid super TV viewer.

Tim, Tim is, yeah. Tim is an avid viewer of, I think every streamer. That's, I think me and Tim have the exact same on the Twitch Media Diet.

There's three people he watches. Okay, he, When he watches me to work, and then when he wants to fucking kick his feet up, he goes to watch Super and then Liam. That's right. Yeah, I've seen him in exactly those chats.

By the way, Liam, Tim messaged me, he's like, Liam's too nervous to ask for reimbursement for the hotel. And I was like, Liam's got to be brave. I am not taking the first step for this. So in the same way he did that with Liam, he did that with Super. Because Super and I were in a fantasy football league together.

And it was a $500 buy-in league, and it was like with a bunch of streamers. And Super ended up doing very well. You got yourself first place and he was owed some money. And it was my job because I was commissioner to pay him out. The issue is that, although I asked several times, streamers are fucking lazy. They're lazy and several people didn't pay me out.

And so I was like waiting for people to pay me out to pay him out so I don't pay it out of my own pocket. But it's supposed to be a pool of money. Yeah, because you're... Did you get clobbered in this league? I didn't get clobbered. Yes. I didn't get clobbered.

You got like eight thousand. a 10th place. Okay. So I think as well as you at streamer games. Okay. We don't have to bring this. Like what are we doing?

Did you get clobbered? Not relevant to the conversation. I think the math it literally works. It's almost one to one. The ratio is almost exactly the same. So anyway, you know, I got a bit busy.

I wasn't so good at hounding the people, but super was good at hounding me. And I'm at there, it became after, and to be fair, it was a while. He was waiting a couple months. And there was a point

where Tim was sending me fucking, like, daily messages. Like, super needs his fucking money. His brother's homeless, bro. He needs this shit. The age-fack job is not paying anymore. You got to find a way. His mom fucking hates his brother.

I'm cancel in the league this year. Really? Yeah. So we're not doing it? Yeah. I mean, someone else can carry the torch. All right, I'll do it. Okay, but here's the thing.

He didn't tell me until after he paid me out that there were people that didn't owe money. So it was like he paid me and then he like tried to make me feel bad for handing him. Because he was like, oh, by the way, I was late because I had to pay out of my own pocket. Hold up, hold up. I didn't want to burden you with that information beforehand. I did it after paying. I think that's good. So then he like drops it on me so then I feel like an asshole. Yes. What would you rather have heard nothing? I mean, I'm glad I got the money. But like, you know. Luddwig did this thing years and years ago before the streaming for everything,

which I always thought was kind of swag. He did a fantasy football league with like people you worked with like your friends or something and he he took all the money as the commissioner and used it to buy shit as like a loan without telling any of them

and then because he was like I'll get it back by the time the league is over so they won't know dude I got like a thousand fucking dollars I remember this and I was like

he told me this and I was like dude what you spent that and he's like yeah I'm gonna get it back I'm like okay that's like what David Chung, our college roommate, would spend all his FASFSA on fucking, like, pasta. He would talk about the FASFA hitting, like

it was the lottery. Yeah, he'd buy, like, candy and video games. And I'm like, I don't know if you need it. Dude, my out of college roommate, his name was 6'8, because he was 6'8. Nice. And he got his FASA. That's fucked up. What if we called you 200, dude?

Sweet shit. That's not funny joke. That was fine. Sorry. Anyway, his FASA hits and then I just see him on the couch just on the fucking laptop and I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm looking at tickets. I'm like for what? He's like a

Garth Brooks concert. The country artist. Oh, I'm like, okay, cool. Like, we're in Arizona. I'm like, oh, Phoenix? He's like, no, East Coast. I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, I'm going to fly me and my girlfriend there. Like, all right. He's like, yeah, I'm getting front row tickets. He ends up spending like $4,000

on just one concert or two concert tickets and Burns are all his Vassa Wow for Garth fucking Brooks For Garth fucking Brooks Of all artists Oh my God

That's awesome It's awesome Yeah He would just sit in the room In our In our shared apartment every day And just watch Trailer Park boys

I thought you were gonna say Garthbrook's concert He's got like an autistic He would crush through trailer park boys I never saw him go to class and he went to Garth Brooks concerts. Where do you think he's at?

What do you think he's doing? I heard where he's at recently. I think he's in, I think he's in Virginia. I also like that out there. I think age fact. So you didn't go to college. You missed out the whole thing. I did not.

So you haven't had sex yet. Okay, well, that's not true. Wait, wait, are your parents, how were your parents about like the gaming stuff? Okay, so that's actually funny. So first, when I first started being a pro team, I first started with just playing with friends and we were actually really good

so we got sponsored before we watched League on just like some bro it was called like Hammer's E-sports and they were like mostly a mobile gaming e-sports org and for some reason they wanted to sign us and we got a thousand dollars a month when I was like was at the time 16 or 17

oh that's fucking that's kind of fire but then they also sent us carts and crates of soylent per month Do you know what Soylent? Yeah, I used to Sondi, I used to

Scrib in like six hours a day Because I would go to school Come home, take a nap Scrim six hours a day That soylent came in handy Because I would fucking pound that shit And keep going to go ahead. I don't think it's made its way

Through your body yet No, probably not That's why you're translucent bones So I had to explain that Because they had to co-sign it Because I wasn't 18 I couldn't sign it And I had to explain to them

Oh, like I'm just doing Gaming with some friends that I know We're really good And they want to pay us money And compete They didn't really, like, get it fully, but they signed it because they were like, okay, money, sure, why not? And then when Overwatch League was coming around and teams were getting, we're picking up players and stuff, they gave me a contract, and I needed my parents to sign that because I was 17, and then I had to, like,

explain to them. So, by the way, I got to, like, fly out to California, and I have to do my last year of high school online, and they were a little more, like, on edge, but then they saw the contract, $60,000 a year with how, and food all paid for. That's crazy. That's a good deal. That's like a boarding school. Yeah.

Exactly what you get for a boarding school. And they were like, okay. But my mom was a little more because she's like, my dad, he's more like, he knows a little bit more about like tech and shit. So he's a little more up to date. So it was easier to convince him, but my mom was like, well, I don't know if I wanted to go out there. Like, I don't really know about this.

And your brother's homeless right now. What is what's wrong with this guy? Yeah, yeah. What is actually gone with him? Why are you saying that? Your five foot four brother just fell through this. What are you trying to say Yeah, and he broke all the bones of his body

And he just wants to text you I don't even know if he'll be able to complete his age that course No, I think you to reply to him And you know, that's just not the case Yeah, sorry, you were saying And so, eventually, like, we had a long talk And then I think my dad Did you cry?

Did I cry? Yeah, no, I don't think I cry. You're like, mom. No, I think she probably did, though. She cried? My boy. My boy. But we had like a whole, like,

call with the, the, the only. of the team that I was on, San Francisco Shock, and then, you know, my dad was on it, and he talked with all of us, and we kind of, you know, they agreed to let me go out there. San Francisco Shock? That was, yeah, who was. Was that team, like, something else as well?

Because all the other orgs had to, like, buy in and chase their names. That was originally the NRGEsports. They were owned by, Shock was owned by NRGE sports, yeah. So, but then, like, do I miss it? Do I miss it? You miss me in a pro? I mean, it was really enjoyable for when I did it, but I think I'm pretty happy now being like streamer.

Do you watch pros now? I always in a while I try to like keep up. Don't fucking lie, but do you watch now and go like, I could hang with these fucking guys. N.A. is fried for Overwatch. It is who's good. Who's playing overwatch? Yeah. Do people play this video game you're talking about?

Yeah, people still play? Can you still play? Believe it or not. You know it's actually funny? Because like when rivals came out, there was like a big like, oh, like Overwatch killer. But dude, I'm like, I'm gonna be so honest. That game is actually I think they want to sponsor me when I get that. I know it's really good. I know how you feel about Marvel because slime told me and you were doing a

stream but I'm in your chat. Dude, okay, here's the thing. I don't think it's bad for what it is but it's definitely not, it's like a pseudo competitive game. It's very casual in that sense compared to Overwatch. I was just being evil in your child. I was like Marvel Robo's Resident Sleeper you know this game's ass and you're like, no, this game's pretty good. This game's actually not bad.

Was that door in a sponsor or no? It was an hour before. for your sponsor. Okay, well. Dude, you're evil. You get mad when I do that and I say, Yeah, also at the at the streamer games, Archie bleeped the entire sentence. Someone came up to slime and slime said,

this is like a bit he does. We got to bleak the one before too. And I was like, dude, you cannot. You got it. I'm like, why? I'm in an American citizen? They want to sponsor this pod. What are you talking about?

When we were at Evo, we met up with Brawl Pro, who's a tech and street fighter fighting game. We know Brawl Pro. Simon talks about them. And then he goes, yo, brawl pro is here to meet a 13-year-old Zambi player. I'm like, what is your problem? Why do you just do this? That's a good thing. Someone gave me their phone and they were like, they're like, can you say anything?

And so I was like, what's your name? They give me their name. I'm like, this guy's a pedophile. And then he comes back the next day, he's like, can I get a different video? I like asking for another one. And I just ran it back. No.

It's a tried and true. No, I don't know. Dude, that reminds me of when at Evo years and years ago, I watched some guy come up to Crush, he was a copy of melee, and he says like, can you sign my copy of melee? And a bunch of people have already signed it. Crush just signs across

a bunch of names in big decks That's awesome There was a girl at the streamer games Who wanted me to take a video for like her boyfriend Who was not there And I was like before I take it Is there anything that you know He's not doing enough of

That I could tell him to do more of And she was really nervous She didn't really have an answer And I was like what I started to start the video And I'm like hey man so you got you got cook more for her And I was saying all these things And she kind of meekly like Pipes up she's like a beach date maybe

And I'm like in the beach I want you to take her to the beach That's so cute So we'll check it back in on that guy Someone came up to Super with the San Francisco Shock backpack which was pretty sick They were like check it out bro And they had him sign it and it's like

And in the same I think it was at the crowd Near the commentary desk The same time Someone asked me to sign a copy of melee So that was really sweet It's like two old heads Yeah someone had my jersey too This is so different

I'm sorry it's so different Yeah, they both brought, both brought the equal, professional impact to the game. He was a former... The product of another company versus my jersey. So you're back-to-back over-watch league champion. Slime.

Yeah. And his melee tenure was close. Didn't get there. Didn't get one championship. What was your highest placement? At like a major. What do you think his skill levels? At a major?

At a major, super major, whatever. Like, whatever. Like, we're the big boys. I don't know. what he's told you in your 10-year age gap conversations. How good do you think he was? How good do I think slime was? I think, I'm going to say, well,

the thing is, I don't know how many people competed back then. Here, just maybe, maybe like a, just give a rank. Like put a rank out there from a traditional game. I would say, we was probably about as good as Brawl Pro was placing at Evo, which is like top 49. Top 49 at Evo, but for melee. Oh, that's like an overall player. Yeah, yeah.

So like, so you're saying he was, top 100 at least. saying he's like with that comment he's saying he's a top 150 player yeah he just said top 150 in the world at melee top 100 in the world yeah top 100 top 100 in the world you know what's fun is there's actually a list of they actually we only rank out the top 100 players so it's like and he got slugged every year every fucking year where were you like actually competing when the past what is it 11 12 actually oh you know what now that I think about he competed a long time there's actually a really fast

stat. There's actually a really fascinating stat. A bounty is my competition. I forgot it. What's the stat? I don't remember this. So I'm not enough. We brought up one off the sticks way back then. Basically, I had had the top

10 charted, data driven, ranked amount of losses in tournament. Of any recorded player. But Michael Jordan has the most shots missed. True. Also, on that list was Squid, who was very good. We just went to a lot of

tournament, so we were the same. And you and Squint are the same. Both French, Canadian. How would you describe yourself? How would I describe myself? Yeah, your real truth. About, like, melee skill? Yeah. Currently, or peak? Um, like, like, if we're doing

his rhetoric of like, let's do peak. Rich, can you pull up? Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. Can you pull up raves versus slime? Yeah. B-O-B-C on YouTube?

So, to your credit, super, this is a top 100 player. Oh. That's actually top 50 players. No, no, hold up, hold up, hold on it's a top 50 player? It now. What? Now. Graves has been good for a long time.

Yes, and he's top 50 now. He was emerging top 100 at that point. He was talented. It's just like, okay, you know what? Pull up this 1v1 I did against Steph Curry when he was seven. Oh, you think it's like that. No, Graves was like Steph Curry when he was like 17. Not seven, no way.

I would say like a Steph Curry. It's a great. So this is me. What year was this? 2022. Yeah, you can take us right to the end. Only a nine minute set, not much time at all. Not much time.

Look at that one in the top right corner. Yeah, you can jump to there, ish. Slime has one game. He's, he's... Oh! Oh my God, he's just dancing on it. Oh, my God. He's the neutral color.

Falco, by the way. His secondary character. His opponent's red here. He already has one game win. Graves actually didn't get ranked top 100. He got ranked top 50, which is kind of different. And at this time, he was not. I don't know.

Kind of better. Oh! What's my bitch? Look at that set in the top right. The crowd is meekly clapping. Really quick. Not understanding what did you do with the comments. There's a time same of the comments.

It's 548 and then scroll back up and watch that time set. Watch that time set. 548. Yeah. Check this out. All right. So what was going through my mind right here is this guy's a pussy. Right.

And I can do whatever I want. That was a failed. He bends to my will. Don't worry about that. So I can do whatever I want to make this guy do whatever I want. Now check this part. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay, I missed that but it's fine. Do this splits real quick on. Why is this the clip? This is the clip? I don't know. Oh, this is rougher than I remember. Wait, wait, wait. This is the five times.

Oh, this is it. This is it. You ready? It's gonna be crazy. Oh, this is atrocious. This is atrocious. This is really bad. This is really bad. Wait, that jab was really good. Did you're like fumbling all over yourself? Nah, maybe it's a sloppy game. The jab to clank that in the comments, they... Go back to the timestamp.

The jab to clank the side beam was clicking. Okay, climb, no offense. I think that had to be... Okay, and I have to go to 540. No, he... Oh, it's right after, it's right after. I see you the time. All right, this part is actually impressive.

This part... Ooh! You don't look impressed. Oh! Was that just a dash attack? Yeah. Like dash stands in front of his face for four seconds straight. second straight.

Okay, well, I was dash dancing last night. Was I not? Was I not? Super can dash dance. He did lose to me playing with one hand, but he did dash dance. Did you not want to do a side B ledge canceled dare that you fucked up? Oh, I fucked it up and I got rewarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't care about that part. Like right here, you want to do that. He doesn't care. Don't look at the mistakes. Don't look at the mistakes. That's not important. Uh, yeah. Speaking of melee, Nick was a terrorist of the club last night.

Rich, Rich. Click on the top right hand corner. What's this? Oh God. on that video. This is a great video too. Look at us! This is Aiden versus Swim.

This is back when I didn't like him. Who wins this one? Why not? Nah, I liked them. I just didn't know him very well. Who wins this? I'm assuming it's Aiden. I like to watch melee, but I don't know too much.

Are there like... There's a time stamp again. What are like the discourse of like honest versus dishonest characters in melee? So a dishonest character in melee is a character that has like a pretty deep bag of trickery that that any good player who spent any time thinking about that character would never lose to it. But none of us put the time into these niche characters. So you win off of this lack of experience based on everyone else.

And on his character is like Fox. It's like everyone has the tools to beat Fox. Fox is really good, but everyone knows what those tools are. And like those are genuinely good tools. It's not like you can turn it off, Rich. I falcon punch him in this set, though. So I technically won the set. Yeah, I agree with that.

It's like when Raven, like you play a Raven once every 50, games and you're like yeah yeah yeah like is this legitimate no i think slime peaked at it was beating graves is right there maybe diamond yeah we'd say i'd say i'd say diamond like a relative rank for people to grasp in melee you were diamond he's a diamond player uh like on slippy no diamond spiritually within within what we consider diamond collectively yeah yeah i'd say you were dime i'll take it can i be honest please that's a lot lower than i thought you were going to say. Oh.

Really? Interesting. What did you expect? Well, because if you think, like, why I guess Malia doesn't have, I don't know how many people play melee, but if you're like top 100, beating a top 100 player,

that's like, that's worthy of, you know. It is impressive, isn't it? I would say over the years, at any given time, if you actually took the whole player base, there's probably between like, like, 50 and like 250,000 active players, depending on when,

depending on the time period. That's crazy. There's a lot of players, man. Also, I would run your shit in Street Fighter right now. You do run me in Tekken currently, which is fine. And the thing is, there's also a very high skill for, like you found out last night in melee. Because you, did you lose to the Nick?

I did, one-handed. The one-handed peach did not lose to anyone in the room, Ludwig. So, including a player who goes to, who I met at Low Tide City. We had a-goes to tournaments. We had an after-party for, for streamer games. It was at this club. It's called Zero Lounge. It's like a 90s club.

We had DJ Driz. Oh, thank God I didn't go. He was spinning that shit. Did this guy like fun? Wait, no, no, did he play? No. No, DJ yours, he plays this pig slaughter house mix and it's just squealing and blood. He comes out to me, he goes, where's Tarek?

Because the last time he DJed was at my birthday party and Tarek was like, dude, this DJ's ass. And I was like, I was like, what? The DJ's good. And Terry's like, how much you pay? I was like, he was free. And he was like, it sounds like it. Damn. Dude, that's fucked up.

And I told Shake about this. And so then Shake this time, he's playing all of Terrick's favorite hits, aka just Drake. And he comes with me, he's like, where's Derek, he's like, I'm like, he's not here. He's like, dude, come on.

I rode in the room, he's like, what's fucking Drake so much? Come on, man, DJ's got a broken heart and he's in love with Pokemon. But Drake, excuse me, not Drake, but Drizz got mobbed. Drizz got destroyed at this event. You don't say. Well, it was a two part.

It's supposed to be DJ Driz into karaoke. The karaoke, like, person that they hired. comes out she's like it's my turn kicks shake off and then starts a DJing for 45 minutes does not start karaoke was an opener bro just starts DJing for 45 and then opens up karaoke after 45 minutes does the first song herself there's like a list of songs like that 10 people of Q just fucking does the first song herself fucking kills it phenomenal singer she brought her kit in a in a like a luggage

suitcase, not even like a pelican in mogs shake. It looked cool. And then after that, Steve Max walks up to the DJ set, and he just fucking kills it as well. And he's and he's doing, Simon says. Because it's all he's got, bro. Me and Nut, like, me and Not

were kind of like barely used for the broadcast, which was good, because we just got to be funny for like one minute. But we were Simon Says was going and we were doing this bit. We're like, Simon says, jerk it? Simon says jerk it. Simon's jerk it. Jerk it. Okay, you're out.

Simon says, come. Come. We were doing the exact same bit. We were doing him proposing to his wife and we were like, will you marry me? Simon didn't say. You're out. We were also, because of how weird, like, the Faye's fan bases were being and how, like, vicious about the competition, which is fine. We were like, I was pretending I was a Lacey Stan and that Steve Max kept calling Lacey out and Simon says.

So I'm feeling, I can put it in the intro of this video. but I was basically screaming at Steve Max that I'm gonna fucking kill the crowd can hear it too he'd be like I want to fucking kill you Steve Max fuck you

and one time he turned back so I think he heard it he definitely heard you and he just got shocked into a sneeze into your rib hurting yeah that's what I was gonna say he grabs his right

he's like oh fuck he hates the doctor I fucked on my ribs when I sneeze it hurts really bad yeah you can help man I don't like sneezing So the surprise is like me trying to stop the sneeze

Because it hurts my ribs super bad I like how you have a big glowing red spot now Like a boss What? In a game I was gonna ask you Who do you watch Super TF? Who do I watch?

Do you watch anyone? I kind of go around I tune into your stream when you're live I tune into your stream sometimes I like to watch Say Jam too I think say jam's like I'm gonna be honest He's like probably one of the most chill people

I've met he's great And Seajam is just like That guy's just there to Vaugh You ever met Seam? I've met him Yeah, I haven't met him. I meant him. He did commentary at World's greatest. The first time around. Yeah. He didn't get through the second one, but did the first one. Um, and then I just kind of tune into like my friends that are live. I don't know because like I end streamed. I eat food and I'm fucking, I'm going to bed. Why do you stream at such gross hours? Because you stream starting at like 8, 8.30, sometimes 9. And then you're ending at like. 4.30. 4 in the morning. Yeah, I stream late. What is your, what is your life surrounding streaming like right now? fucking, well brother, I live in fucking Philly and I don't do shit out there. I was telling him, maybe, like I was thinking about, maybe.

He wants to become an L.A. Well, I don't know about L.A. In fact, L.A. In fact, I don't know about L.A. No, I don't know about L.A. That's where we just did the poppers, so. Oh, that's awesome, bro. Hot tubs and poppers and poppers. That's great. Hot tubs and poppers. It's probably the only two things you could do there. I'm going to go to L.A. to get gait. You say, you say, like, I'm in Philly. I don't do shit out there. It's like, Philly is the easy place to do things.

What I mean is, like, there's not, like, no streamers are out there. I can't do anything with you. The only people on the East Coast is Squeaks, and he's in New York. So, like, it's kind of tough. But, like, the reason why I'm out there is because family's there, which is, like, always nice to be in their family and stuff. So, but I don't know. Like, I would think, like, maybe, like, trying to, like, Vegas or something.

Because I know people that live in Vegas. Walk me through a day, right? So, we know when you stream. Yeah, what do you wake up? We're going to bed at 4 in the morning. When do you wake up? Like, oh, brother. Like, maybe, 12, 30 to, to,

Two somewhere in between there. Yeah, I'm going to guess it's more on the... More on the two. The other side. More on the two. Sometimes 12.30. You're making up the sun's beam under the window. What about like steps?

More than 500 steps? Keep going, I'll pull it up. Let's see if I can get the Samsung health out here and hold up. Oh my God. It's good. It's I'm going to say steps. Wait, do you have a case that doesn't match the size of your phone? Oh, yeah. Everyone's giving me shit for this.

So my case, by the way, is like... Yeah. It just falls out. Yeah. Everyone was giving me shit for being like really rich and buying the wrong case Dude no it's not that it's the wrong case

The case broke a while ago Probably like six months ago I'm probably a year ago I'll be honest And I haven't gotten one But the reason why I'm not getting one now Is because I'm gonna get a new phone soon And I've been saying that for a few months

This is the outer shell Yeah this is the outer shell Of what the case is supposed to be in that Yeah outer box yeah And so I just haven't got it Because I'm lazy He's stalling how many steps do you have The question is why the fuck do you even keep it on

Yeah what the it's useless Because it's fun to fuck around with It's like a fidget toy. It's a stimmed toy. You're stimming. Anyways. Do you have autism? Probably.

Okay, so you wake up at 2 p.m. You stim. Let's see. If I go to like last week, let's go like. What's to see your monthly average? All right. August 6th, we got 900 steps. Let me see.

Oh, it just slipped through the days. Wait, wait on it for the month. I'm going to keep going through this. Please keep asking them, y'all. Anyways, so I wake up and then I'll probably pick my ass for like, I don't know, 30 minutes, maybe. Then shower, brush my teeth.

I do. Because my parents live so close. I do visit them. You pick your ass and you brush your teeth? Yeah. I mean, it is a shower, whatever.

It is what it is. And then I live close to my parents, so I will go over there a couple of times a week. Uh, hang out there for a little bit. I'll come home, chill for a bit, and then I will. Are you going there for a free meal?

Not entirely. But that's part of it. But that's part of it. That's part of it. But not entirely. I spend, I spend quality time there, which I,

you know what, they want me to come over too. Are you doing the dishes? Are you doing the dishes? He's not doing the dish. He's not doing the dish. That's quality time. Okay, I'll tell you what, though.

Me and my dad have a ritual where we have a little mocha pot that makes espresso. And then I clean the pot and make espresso for us every night after dinner. That's our little, like, thing we do. Wow. Very Italian. Okay. So then after dinner. Then after dinner, I hang out for a bit and then I go back to my place, show for a little bit, get ready, whatever.

Do your parents every night? Not every night, a couple times a week. Do you family Italian? My dad was born in Italy. My mom was born here. Does he sound like a fucking dees? Well, no, because he moved here when he was like a baby.

But like his parents are from, they're both in a hotel. Yeah. $1,200. Monthly average? His average is $1,200. It spikes in the winter times. Then he gets to about $4,000 or $5,000.

Well. Wait, wow. Why? In the winter? In the winter months, you seem to do the opposite. Maybe four or $5,000. And by the, in the... Do you want trips?

No. At Christmas time? No, I don't. The rest of the year, maybe he's just shaking it more. The rest of the year, He's around 12, 1,500. Which is, it's not great.

That's not great. It's low. Okay, well, no. It's not the lowest. Nope. That's four digits. We've seen low. I think Emma said her average up until like 50 a day.

Yeah, I believe that. Emmy Root. Emerald athlete and Emmy Roo, and we're going to have some respect put on her name today. 50 a day can't be true. But she's just got to move more. She got to move more. She became a Red Bull athlete with that number. That is pretty beast.

And then you stream. Then what do you have to stream? I take a shit. I shit like two to three times a day, by the way. Two to three? Anyone here can, can you, anyone come close to that? I'm like somewhat proud. I'm specifically the furthest I could be from that. What are you like two to three a week?

Well, uh, recently it's been like, been like once a week. Isn't that crazy? You're like constipated. Yeah, yeah. You need more fiber or something. He used to only take a poop at the college he went to because the toilets were powerful enough to take it all.

Funny enough, this is like little psychocon. comment. Those bathrooms, like, I saw them the first day. I was like, luxury fucking toilets. Yeah, right. Get a grip. And then I went inside the second day. Dude, they had the AC blasting super clean. He saw the potty's that we, that we had for the event. Yeah, they were like little like vans that they had outside. And I was like, yeah, fucking luxury toilets. Sure. They are luxury toilets. They are luxury. I don't have, you want to send me one? Okay, funny story about the day. You hold that, you owe me money, so think about that. Hold that thought. Hold that First time I had a bidet was we moved into a new place for the second season of Overwatch League.

It was like 2019 and we rented two different houses and the house we were in was fucking gorgeous. It was up in like Studio City in the hills or whatever. I actually have a picture of my bedroom view. I'll pull that up real quick. But they had a bidet installed and I was like, oh shit, a bidet let me try it out because I never I never used one. So I sat that on the toilet and it was full pressure and it shot, straight up my asshole. So I fell forward on my knees off the toilet and then it continued

to spray on my back. Because it took me by such surprise. And from that day, I have been extremely it sprayed on your back? It's sprayed on your back shots from a toilet. Did it go get a towel for you at least? Why did you get burned up from a day? I was like, oh my fucking God, it shot me. I am not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'd pay. for a grand to see that as a video. I do need an animation of a bidet just blasts you up with. Oh yeah, you probably wait like a hundred pounds.

I mean, like absolutely fucking gorgeous view. That is a beautiful view. Absolutely gorgeous view. Damn. Beautiful. It's a nice. God, it probably didn't get any more steps than he was. When did you, uh, when did you quit Overwatch?

Like when did you-20-1 is when I stopped being a pro? When did you call it? Like, why? So, Overwatch 1, they had like a, like, a two, two and a half years with like, like they basically let the game fucking rot in the sun like a melon

and we got no updates the only had like a balanced patch maybe every few months it was really bad and so but that was because they had Overwatch 2 coming out and they were like promising all this shit

oh PV is gonna be big new heroes all this shit and the alpha that they gave the Overwatch League players before the next season was I mean I'm gonna say it was dog shit like it just didn't feel responsive

like the the Met at the time like in the alpha was really bad and then I was playing it and I was like you know something is just kind of off like it didn't feel and we're playing it

were you still good yeah like I was I was good I was like you know we were scrimming practicing whatever but it I don't know something didn't it wasn't clicking the same and so I tried it a bit and I was like I don't know if I

can put in like a hundred percent because like I'm not gonna play in the year if I'm not gonna be like if I want to be like half assing it because that's just unfair to my teammates and shit, right? Like, there's no reason to do that. So it just didn't click, and you're like, fuck it, I'm out.

And then I was a little nervous about full-time streaming, though. I was a little nervous, because I was streaming for like a while at that point. Were they still calling you like twink boy and being mean back then? Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, that was kind of always sort of thing. What's a fruit to that do you think? Why your fan base? Maybe being a twink boy. That's part of it.

You think just being a twink is caused to get bullied? But I think, like. Prezzo doesn't get bullied. Well, he's not a twink. He's not. He's not? No. He's thick, bitch.

twink too thick to be a damn twas he twos no he twas oh he twas a dream i don't know i think it's kind of i think it's kind of how you like respond to things to people always say like chow reflex a streamer that's kind of like common sentiment so like you know i play into it too it's not like it's a one-way street um well now they'll have more ammo because now that you know you left your brother homeless i was exu-ccc he was pretty good back then he was actually good yeah i wouldn't say he's top one or anything but he was like pretty good for at the time like people have gotten so much better now. He hasn't played. I've never played Overwatch. That's a lie. Uh, finish your thought, actually, before I call you out. Well, I did do about like

10 duo games with Connor for our challenge. There you go. There you go. And I watched some of those games. I, because people are like, oh my God, let me see what this is about. And you look like you probably never held them out before. I'm gonna be honest. I'm probably the worst Overwatch player alive. And I'm not, I'm not exaggerating. Okay, that's not true. I forgot. I have Overwatch highlights. Should I share one? Yes. It's a game.

I used to play console Overwatch. That's fire. It's a game I said I would never play just because I had never played it and I was like I'll just keep it this way. To this day I've never played overlauch. I was going to be like one of those people

who have never watched Star Wars and then they just keep not doing it so they can say they'd never watch Star Wars. That's where I am. That's where I am. And then I tripped into playing it and I regretted it immensely. You didn't have fun. I, well,

no. Super. I did not. I killed myself and I yelled and I punched. and I screamed. Was there like a like a Bobby Kodick situation where you have to go into his

office and like fucking like like jerk him off? No, that never happened actually. Are you sure? I never met Bobby. You never met that fucking foolish freak of a man.

No, I'm glad. You heard it here first. No, I never did. They just fucked up Overwatch League so bad. I'm like Overwatch and Journal. The whole like 2019 to 2021, 2020,

too, they just like completely screwed it. Are they bouncing back? Is it coming back? You don't believe it or not. I actually do think so. I think like the current dev team in leadership, like they are releasing heroes and stuff and they're like releasing maps.

They have like new, this new like big game mode that they came out with, which is pretty fun. It feels like a Valorant CS situation. With what? Rivals? Well, yeah, like with rivals and Overwatch. Because I feel like CS,

did CS not go a little crazier in updates after Valer was released? They might have. Not really. C.S2 happened after it, no? Four years after? They worked on it for years. Like before Valor was a thing?

Yeah. I mean, I don't think CS2 was a response to Valerate. No. I think they were gonna make it eventually. What I'll say is though, the original Overwatch dev team, like they had a vision of not making it a live service game

because they planned to drop one new hero after the game came out and they're like, that was it. Which is fucking crazy because it won game of the year in 2016. Yeah. So like to have this fucking IP that's a cash cow and then just say, eh, you know

what? Maybe we won't do anything with it. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, they had more characters to Mario Kart than to Overwatch. They did every everyone to Mario. Ever was there now. That's true. And they even have fun costumes for Luigi. That is true. Oh, we're not going to have sound. Yeah. We don't need sound for it though. I can tell what's going on. Okay. I can, I can visualize. Can you cast it maybe? I can, I can

I can see what's going on. Okay, so this, this clip is just called clutch. Clutch. Clutch. Okay, where are you uploading? Is this? Is this your clip? Yeah, this is my clip. How old is this? I uploaded it in 2016. Holy. On console.

On console, Overwatch. I was playing Tracer. Okay. And how old am I? So I'm in college. This is my junior year of college. This is probably when I met slime. Yeah.

One minute and 32 seconds. Oh, I would love to see this. Okay, Li Zhang coming out of Spong. Can we get that quality? Unless the Davis is the highest. You go up top? Yeah, probably is. It is.

That's fine. I know what's happening here. Okay, he shoots at nothing. You see you have a fair on point. Wait, wait, wait, wait, we're gonna lose though, right? No, well, that's what it's looking like. Diva out of Mac, you can probably get a kill, old trance looks weird, okay, nice, baby diva down. You have pulse bomb, maybe you go for the Zen after trance, is my guess.

Looking for it, you use... Okay, there are two people walk into your post, you drop the spray on the point, Zens out on the coast, you blink out of the nice, Farah's getting healed, huge, Zen can't hit a shot on you to save his life, melee, no no quick melee misses his melee, 5K and you almost let the overtime wick burn but you got on a just in time. Come on now. Come on now. I mean that's decent.

Come on now. 2016 console overwash. Come on now. Was this before they had a ranked mode? Do you remember? I'm just curious. Was this plumbers, bro? Okay.

I think there was a ranked mode. I remember distinctly there was like a top 500 or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, because the game lost. Oh, oh. kill street y'all. Oh my god. Look how hype he is.

He's like swinging a stick around melee. That's bad. This is calm because it's pretty good, right? How's my skin? That's good skin. I like that one. Do you ever be your shit to Overwatch characters?

Be real. Okay, can I be so honest? I think that joke is so overdone. Because I've looked at it. Like, I've been like, okay. You gotta look. You got to look. You got a look.

You got Winston with this big fucking huge cock out. What do you mean this joke? This is a question. Fun fact. Did you know gorillas actually have small penises? Yes. That is real. I didn't know that.

They have like two inch penis on that. That is real. Well, anyway, you can look at that. Whales have big penises. This is not a joke super. Have you done it?

Well, I've looked at it. And I'm like, I gotta see what's going on here. Because you heard about it so much. Because yeah, people always talk about it. I'm like, okay,

let's come on, let's get active. And I looked and nothing really impressed me. I was like, that's what, like, that's sort of, like, I see it, but I'm not like,

I'm not like, I'm not moved. I'm not moved. It doesn't cause a reaction. Like somebody in a fucking museum, like just looking at Winston's large cock. Yeah, it just, it didn't move.

The artist has no passion. It didn't evoke a reaction. Not to say that some of the art isn't good, because some of it is good. It's art. It's art. It's well drawn, but there's no meaning behind what they're doing.

Is it overwatch a top five unintentional Gooner game? Well, it might be number one. He's saying that the Gooner part is overrated. I personally think so. No, But to be overrated, you kind of have to be in the top five.

Sure, I guess you're in the conversation, right? Yeah, that's true. So the answer is no. No. Cut or uncut? Me? Your penis. Oh, I'm cut.

Yeah. Welcome to the, welcome to the right side of history. Are you cut? We're on cut. Oh, you both are uncut. They're cut. European, want to be European. It's not a hood.

Do you, like, okay, I've always wanted to ask someone who's uncut. Sure. Do you have to spend, like a little bit extra time washing the hood? Washing the hood? It's not like, it's not like, it's not like, You're like like like like like like like like like like like lifting the hood and you're like No yeah I get it. You have to take your finger and go in it like yeah like you know you know it's like when you know it's like when you wash a cup Hey do you want to fucking know how it is ask your brother what it's like clean the HVac pipe

because that's what I'm doing every damn time. You can find it. Take your brother out of the hood man. I'm being serious about that. Yeah the citizens that Philadelphia forgot. Okay, so if you could pick one game now that you could be the best at or pro-A... I thought he was going to say you could jerk off to. Yeah, I really thought so too. And I was thinking about my picks.

Yeah, one game that you'd want to be best in the world. Like, what games do you look at that other people play that you think are sick? I wish I could be good at Tekken. I wish I could wave dash like five times a second into like deep dash electric into like crazy minutes. at the corner like we were talking at evo and it was i was basically like how often you practice street fighter or fighting games super i haven't practiced them that much recently to be honest and you

you just don't practice yeah and that's really part of it but dude i feel you just what you because you cue and you want to just goon out and play ranked okay that's another thing he thinks the character i play is a gooner character which i completely can you just see your character's name and nothing else rena uh rich can you look up rena teckin rena teckin r e i r e i n a r e i n a Yeah, I think We'll make a call We've talked about this But like you can be good at Tegan

You just have to sit and do the boring learning But dude like my fingers like doing wave that Like this is not a Gooner character No The first picture The very first picture It's not a Gooner character Slime is actually crazy

Look up Nina from Tekken Is that who slime plays? That's who slime plays It's okay bad Whoa Look at the second picture The second picture That's what she looks like in Texan

Oh my god. You don't need to cut the shirt open like that in the middle. Yeah, you're a gooner man. You're a gooner. I said, I think he projects onto others. It's like, you're projecting. I don't projecting. You have a gooner.

That's like Tek and Ford. No, I will say, we play the same character in Street Fighter. Who do you play the Street Fighter again? We both play Cammy. That's a Gooder character. Cammy's different. I put the most amount of clothes on my camy that you can. I use costume three.

That's true. He's respectful. Do you use a goater pussy bones costume two? Yeah, that's just, that's just pure goon. Can you look at Ivy from Soul Cal Cal. It would be the. fifth or one two, fifth picture, yeah. To use

standard costume one? I use I don't know what I... Yeah, it cost them. No, this was the original goon character. Well, can you look up of Mumu Rule 34? I just want to see what's up. Yeah, yeah, I do want to see. Wait, hold on. That's a child motherfucker. Oh, is it? Oh, he's a freaky frog. He's a mummy. He's a

thousand years old. He's a child. He's a mummy. I love you. That's super don't know. Oh, okay. Okay, wow. Get us out. Get us out. Give us out. Give us out. I'm not looking. No, no, no, no. What? So you'd want to be the best to take it.

I have a great stream idea for you. What's that? You do the Super T.F. Pakistan boot camp. You go to long for two weeks. Oh, man. You come on. You get a lot of money. No DoorDash there, so you're going to have to try some food.

That's true. That's true. Are you a heavy door dasher? I, well, Hooper eats. Oh, okay. Did I do a couple times? I do a couple times a week I might

A couple times a week That's it Super TFC Yeah because I mean I got my parents Fing To Super's credit He played

I talked about I think on the pod But at Evo He played a set In tournament Against one of the best N.A. Oh that is true

Probably the best N.A. Decker players I took game one He took game one It was fucking It was crazy It was crazy

Arslan Ash No N. North America Where do you think Arslan Ash is from America? He's not Because he's the best

The best person should be from America Not in Tekken, bro You know just Sandy? I'm sorry, I slapped your Sunberg. Just Sandy was a streamer games. Really? Yeah, isn't that crazy? Who's in handy? Yes, Andy. Just Andy is one of the best any tech players. He just thought it was cool. Is that who you beat? No, I beat Ninja Killer.

Ninja Killer. And yeah, and You got 23rd or 25th at Tekken, so. It was crazy, bro. You got 24th then by spirit? No, I got 513th. Oh. I do feel like FGC players Tekken was like $2,500 Oh you're not Your ass

Yeah Do you think like the FGC collectively Has just some of the worst tags Like compared to other esports No I I because it's like Ninja Killa Brawl Pro

Angry Bird Like Angry Bird sucks but Big Bird is cool Big Bird is pretty good Big Bird's a cool tag Angry Bird is a bad tag I think it's just right It's fun

It doesn't mean they're not good at the game It's just relative, it's like, in league, it's like faker. You know what respect he just gave attacking player. Like, notice respect. Streetfire. Sorry, Streetfighters. Oh, your name. Your name's good.

You know, no, respect. Yeah, yeah. But, like, someone he doesn't know. It's like a pathetic little dog. That person's a pedophile. I don't know them. When they're good at a game he plays, he's like, he swears fealty. A pathetic jester in the court.

Do you know who has the sickest alias for any e-sports player? Pasha biceps. Tell me that's not fucking crazy. Papa biceps. That's not bad. Which game has the best... Which game has the best tags? It's brood war.

I think Koreans in general just have the tag game on lock. They kind of do. And I don't even think it's like a... They just pick awesome English words sometimes. And they're always simple. It's like night. No, no, no, no.

And you're like, damn, that's like the best midlainer. It's like snow with like a uppercase O. Yeah, it's all. But he's also the best. He's the best. So it's kind of sick. It's funny though, because like a tag like that is only a good tag if you're really.

good. Yes. I feel like most tags are that, though. No, no, no. Because you can see, you can see like a really funny tag. It doesn't matter how good you are. And it's just, that's a good tag. Sure. I got into a rock's debate. I need you to settle it. A debate? Yeah. Okay. Who would win? Joey Chestnut, you say in bolt.

They're doing a 100 meter dash. Before running, they have to eat an entire hot dog. Just one. Just one? Can I jump in here? Really quick. I'll say I had one I was on one side of this fence

and then I got a severe talking to at streamer games and I was I was changed Rose and Taborne from SoCal Baylor

What does eating a hot dog It's a great question What does that entail Do they have to just put it in their mouth swallow The show a referee They finish the entire

Hot Top and then they run The answer is obviously Joey Chestnut I think Joey Chestnut to eat because he's going to swallow that thing one one fucking only 100 meters

100 meters yeah yeah I actually think he starts running before Usain Bulls sorry he finishes before Usain Bolt's fresh running I don't know if I grew with that I don't know if I grew with that that's crazy but I do think Joey Chestnut let's back up Nick how long do you think it would take for you to eat a hot dog me I mean it's one of the competitive ones so they're like pretty big hot dogs

and you only do one and you know it's a contest for a billion so you're really trying a whole maybe like a little over a minute what? I can eat one in like four seconds. No way. Dude,

that's crazy. All the bread. I take my time. You see how fast I eat. There's bread in this too. There's bread. Yes. Because dude,

oh, you're not eating just a hot dog. I thought it was just the dog. No, no, it's a hot dog. I'm imagining like a, no, I imagine like a full on. It's a full on. Yeah. Is they, they, they,

you ever see them like, Like, it's so nasty. They're, like, dipping in water. Sometimes they go from here. But, like, soggy and they just... The thing is, that's not like a forbidden tech. No, it's not. You can just do that.

You gotta be like, I don't think I clutch that. It's for a billion and you're sitting there for a minute. Like, what are you putting mustard on? Oh, I'm gonna get for a... It's for a billion dollars and you're sitting there for a minute going... I think Joey Chessler... I think he clears. He's so fast.

By the way, I'm about to blow this whole shit open. You think Usain's not a real eater? No, yeah. I think he is a real leader. He is a real leader, for sure. We, runners, we found out, he fucking $6,000 a day. He's obviously eating.

Joey Chesson does not get this crazy advantage. But he's, Joey Chesson also has to be working out. You could be a real eater. You could be a real eater, but I could be, you know, somebody could be a real runner and get dusted by using bowling. Can you try to find a video while we're talking of like a pro hot dog eater versus an amateur

and just see if you can see that? I think a good question is too. How much of a lead does, Joey Chestnut need before it's like He only needs, okay, this is what we They don't want a hundred meter dash. This is the math Is that if he's in Even remotely decent shape

He could probably run the hundred meter In like 15 seconds So that means And Usain Bolt's fastest 100 meter He ever did was like 9.58 So you need like a 40-year head start Okay, now I get it now So Josein Bolt needs to eat this dog

In faster than six seconds But I think, here's what I think. I think I'm within like six seconds of a Joey chest on hot dog. No, no, I disagree. I think I disagree. Semi proverse, okay, I'm counting the time one. This is Nick on the left.

This is Nick on the left for a billion dollars covering his mouth while chewing. Oh, I guess I'll just have this part of it. Okay, she's not trying. He is not trying. So you can soak it like that? Yeah, that's what I was saying. They dunk it in water to soak them.

I don't think I didn't have the visual in my head. I didn't... I could... And this guy, I mean, no, I don't know, he's probably really good. But I'm saying, you say, you can do this. It's so funny that they put semi-pro in the title video. You think... I don't think you can get it down.

Like, if you're getting... And think about it, you're getting like bubble bass checked on the way out, right? Here's my problem. Ludwig says he thinks he could eat a hot dog within six seconds of Joey Chestnut. I don't believe that first second. I think with genuinely one hour of training, I could drop my hot dog eating time. Wait, no, no, no, no. What's the training about it?

Oh, we're throwing in training now. Okay, okay, how about this? Who wins the Joey Chestnut, Usain Bolt race? Joey Chestnut or Usain Bolt after some training. That's a good question. We all like that more. It does betray the idea. What a stupid idea?

I'm basically saying like, like, sorry, just watching that, my hot dog time is probably going to be like 10 seconds. I disagree. No training, not eating a hot dog. I'm just saying no in the form. Let's go get you on a talk after this. I want to put this to the test. I think I could out eat all of you right here right now

and I'm one hot dog time. No, you definitely could. I lose the, maybe the hardest. I don't think I do. I think you're the one that thinks you're trying to step to you. I'm a real eater. I step to you. I step to you.

And I'm going to say this right now. You're going to go grab my dog after this. I'll get a hot dog right after this. We're going to go get a hot talk after this. We're going to do it. I'll get a hot talk right after this shit. And I'm going to prove that Yussein would win. Because I think he can eat as fast as I can.

Yes. Because I think he can eat a dog as fast as I can. And I don't think that Joey, he's not like a cartoon character. He can go, Oh, and it just goes out of the throat. It's pretty close. It's basically what it is. You guys are acting like it goes down his throat fucking sideways. Can we see he goes? Do we see Joey? That's not one hot dog. You never get to see one.

Brother, look at the way he's pounded. Okay. Yeah. He was like four or three bites and then he started the second one. I'm just saying it's only one dog. Dude, this is just like fifth dog. That's what I'm saying. You can't do that. Oh, this guy. You can't. This guy's putting too much flare into it. It's a lot of technique. Okay, first off, don't talk about Kobayashi that way. Don't. Don't. He's not this guy. He's put him too much flare into it. You don't need all that. Oh, my God. This piece is just edge-darting. This is now seven seconds in 20-old, seven hot dogs.

He's got hot dog juice all over the Y-3. No, no, there's no way. One hot dog, so it takes them like, like what, reasonably four seconds, five seconds to clear a hot dog. Yes. Because he's not like, obviously he's putting more, it's like every three seconds he puts a hot dog in. I think four seconds is fair.

I think it would suck to eat that many hot dogs and lose. Like for it to be cleared. Yeah. I think I can do it. it in 10 seconds. Yeah, I think that's an amateur time. You're just bad at it. 10 seconds wouldn't get you there.

If I see any damn food in that mouth, if he's able to eat it in 10 seconds, it wouldn't he'd be losing. He would lose it. He needs to eat the dog faster than six. He needs to eat five seconds or under. That's what he would need to do to win. I don't think he's pulling off 15.

15 second 100 meter? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think he's doing a 15 second 100 meter. You don't think Joey Chestnut can run a 15 second hundred meter. You're not factoring in that this 100 meter is not a block. start. It is a 100 meter starting from post hot dog standing upright. Okay, but

you also get a good joke that Joey Chestnut is fucking nothing. That's literally nothing. 100 meters, Hussein Bolt is fucking nothing. Okay, but how much? You say it was going to clear 100 meters in probably like 10, 7, even post hot dog. And Joey Chestnut's going to do like a 19 second 100 meter. 19 is crazy. You don't know how old Joey Chestnut is?

You guys are acting like a fucking 35 year old. Grain of salt taken from Reddit. but an elite 100 meter time would be like 10 seconds Yeah Yeah 40, come on

And then this person broke it down Into like Like by way Usain I think is 38 Well I mean granted He's a fucking World Olympian Yeah I think we're

I was assuming The way this person broke it down Is a complete beginner Is anything above 12 seconds So 15 seems very doable A complete beginner off the block running track Not a complete beginner

AK a 41 year old Whose job it is to eat hot dogs. We did the 100 meter. We did the 100 meter at streamer games last year with the fans, right? No block start. Those people were coming. No, you cannot. Those people are coming in under 16 seconds, for sure. Yes, but it is like... Wait, this is it. Wait, this is literally it. What? Wait, they took 10 seconds. That's a kibasa. That's a kibasa. That's a kibasa.

Don't freak out. He ate a kubasa. Oh my god. Yeah, you take this boy's run in 15. This guy's still going. Look at this boy run. 15 seconds, my fucking ass. Look at this fucking slug moving down the field. I like how we got proof. What he was slowing down? What he was? What second did he finish the food?

That was a 30 second 100 meter dash. No, it took him 10 seconds. I'm telling you right now. It took him 10 seconds to eat the kibasa. It's time in the whole thing. It took him 10 seconds to eat the whole kibasa. So a 25 second 100 meter dash is what he did. No, you did 20 second.

20 second. If he was 10 seconds and ended at 34? No, 31. Watch again. So he's eating the kibasa. Oh my God. No bun, by the way. Keep that in mind.

No bun kabashi. No bun kabashi takes 10 seconds. 10% right at 10. So it's 21 seconds. Look at that, man. Okay, okay, I'll give you this little bit. He's a lot slower. Yes.

I agree. I hate this fucking 15 second time. No, he also has a massive lead. Yes, yes. Against Marty. We're talking against the fucking. Don't worry about Marty. No, but that's what I mean.

We're talking about losing. He doesn't have to do anything harder than jogging to win this. We don't know his credentials. What, he didn't look like... You don't think he tries a little harder. You said a billion dollars in the line? He's fucking digging. You don't think you're trying...

And you don't think you're trying to put his eating a little faster. Also, hold on. You see the best eater in the world, the best eater in the world just took 10 seconds to get that down. Kibasa with not a hot dog. Kibasa. Do you think Yuzain Bolt's really able to down a hot dog in under, even with this time, right? That means Yuzain Bolt still has to eat it faster than 10 seconds. I'm gonna say he definitely was not going full strength on that eating.

I've seen him pound hot dogs. It's crazy. It's a kipasa. The Joey chestnut apologists are actually insane, bro. I'm giving you everything. I'm giving you everything. You're right. You're right.

He's so slow, that's the fastest he can possibly run. Subtrak his time. Then faster than 10 seconds. Can he, he, based off that, he can take 20 seconds. No, you're not like. Lud, love, love, love. What, okay, look, subtract what you think the time would be

from that time for a hot dog. So the 10 seconds for the kielbasa, what do you think he eats a hot dog in, joy chestnut? I think Joey does a hot dog way quicker. Five seconds. Five seconds. At most.

Yes. So chop five seconds off of his time. That's 15 seconds. And I think he can do it in five seconds. And then it took him 20 seconds around this 100 meter. I think you say in Bolt, it takes some 10 seconds to eat the hot dog. That's what I mean. You have to be confident that Usane Bolt is going to eat the hot dog in under 10 seconds.

I can prove it. For you to be correct in the best of circumstances. If I can eat a hot dog in fucking 10 seconds, then I'm proven right. Which I disagree with. with by the way. I could do it faster than him and he's only asking for 10. I also think the water strat is it's taking like two to three seconds off

and I don't think you same bolt's going to nail the water side. I think no water for either side. I think I think I can do water first try I've never tried it. You just don't get in water and eat it and get over the fact that it's yucky. It's not yucky. I can't wait to watch you guys eat hot dogs. I'm going to smoke load. We're all going to eat hot dogs. All of us? All of us are going to eat hot dogs. All of us. I'm like

you're going to be there. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Man, I can't believe fucking Marty had to be the one. We needed a better runner though. I need I show speed to do it. I show speed you think I show speed would lose? No, he could do anything fast. Would he lose to Joey Chesson in this challenge?

No. Yes. No, I should crush this. He would crush it. I feel like I'm glad we're on the same. Wait, what? The third year old wisdom. I think eating a hot dog would lose, but not No, I think they would both win.

I think Usainbo would win. I've been saying this all day. And I think... No, he thinks Usainble and Speed would win. Yes. Both would win. Oh, my bet. I'm with you.

I'm team Joey. I'm team Joey. Yeah, you three, 20 year old, lack of wisdom. Lack of hard. 30 year old. Welcome to Unk mode, I guess. Put her there. You did the white guy at the office face.

I was going to say that was the whiteest fucking... Rich, what are we had? We had two hours. Rich forgot. He forgot to give us the damn fucking thumbs. If we started 11.45, it's two hours. We started at 12. We started at 12.

We spent an hour and 16 minutes and it was time to say goodbye to Super TF. Super, anything you want to say, man. I had a lot of fun. You know, I was actually a little nervous. I was like, damn, what if I come on here and I just fucking bomb this shit? Either way. You did. And when you leave, we were gonna be like...

Like, damn, don't ever invite that guy back. If you did well or bomb, your chat would say the same thing. That's true. That is true. One final question, because I forgot to ask this. Do you think Sino was a good team captain? I do. I do think she was a team.

Well... let's end on that yeah thank you all very much for watching check out super and go um eat a hot dog eat a hot dog today you know hot dog in her honor and we'll see you in the patron bye bye