The Yard - Ep. 214 - Our BIGGEST Fight..

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

This week, the boys talk about Nick's peaceful trip to Hawaii, the candy tier list, and how there is MASSIVE drama in the office... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All the microplastic. No, you'll just rise into the sky. That's it. But you'll live. But then they'll put it, they'll turn it off and we'll all get put back down. It's like, it won't even be that big video. Well, they'll threaten it.

They'll say, pull out your phone. Threaten me with a good time. They'll threaten you. they'll say, pull out your phone, show me your crypto wallet. I just realized we've kind of done this bit already. What? You've done this? Hasbro with magnets in our blood?

No, it was the vaccine. But the same, it was the same bit about how the magnets would kill us because the, because there's like lead in our blood or something. Yeah. No, but the new tree, the dialogue tree is being risen up into the sky and then extorted for your crypto. Well, look, look. Okay.

Yes. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying like... That's a yarn that I was pulling on. It's surprisingly similar. It's surprisingly similar that we've also done like mega company, put something in your blood that a magnet could be used to harm you with. Yeah.

I mean, that was just also an X-Men too. You know what I love every day about coming to this office? What's that? You see my best friends and pretending that I work at Walmart. Because you come in and the building is just... This is the kind of one episode you want to start. What are you talking about? What are you talking about to start anything?

I love the fact that. I walk in here and it's this like sort of blinding gray fluorescent heaven I would call it it's like a fluorescent heaven yeah you can you can like look you can it's like a like amphibious creature in the ocean you can see through their skin to their blood and everyone's translucent it's really cool everyone one guy's translucent everyone you sit the cross room because you show up oh you I'm sorry really quick notice something you see that in the corner you see how it's wider here and a little bit more tan right here.

That's right, guys. I was in Hawaii, and I'm still on island time, so if you guys could just slow everything down, because you like to live fast. You, I think you are something... You're dead at 31. You're dead at 31.

31. The hairline is like a bad omen. It's all coming together for you soon, unless, of course, you go to Hawaii like me, and you repent for your L.A. lifestyle. That's what I did. Tommy J. Right.

So you're saying that. Mahalo. Oh, right. The fast and bustling L.A. lifestyle, you need to take a cool off and go to Hawaii instead. Right, exactly.

Yeah. And yes, I had six peanut cladas. Oh, my God. In four days. Virgin. Virgin. You should see me ordering it. When I go to the bar,

I'm like, hey, can I get a Virgin Pinaclotta? He's like, sorry, what was that first thing? I'm like, yeah, just like, do it however you want. Like, for real, however you want. It's like virgin. Virgin is such a. funny word to have to use. I have like a ventriloquist like child and I'm like, oh no, what a good idea. It's for my dad. It's funny because you can imagine you're like, do you get a non-alcoholic

a lot of guys like, virgin? Say it. He's like, say it. Say it. Say it. I'm a bartender. I don't know what you're talking about. What? You have to say it. Wait, can you get a neat peanut and it's just like they give you all the ingredients? Is that how neat works? I don't know what Neat is. Well, neat just means just the liquor, no ice, no anything. Like, can I get a whiskey, neat? They just pour it into a glass. Pina colada neat. What would that be? That would be just not blended. Yeah, so it's just the warm ingredient. They give you like a pineapple. They give you like some ice. Yeah. No, no ice. No ice. Oh, I guess no ice because it's not free. Yeah. You just got to figure it out. Yeah. Can I get my virgin peanut clad of neat?

I love it. I love having you back. Put it together. for me. I love it. The island time, man. It's just so much. You guys don't even don't even know the first thing about relaxing. Like, if you think you've been relaxed here. No, it's been relaxed here when he's gone. Try relaxing at a $4,000 resort.

He doesn't know what it's like to relax because he makes the space tense. He makes it tense. I make it tense. I make it tense. What makes it tense is the damn rays from heaven that are coming down from the ceiling. What makes it tense is the goddamn. I wake up and I'm Like, you've been asleep for 40 years.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm in Mirror's Edge. Dude, I'm fucking, I knew it was over. I knew it was over the other day I was here. And it was here in the morning, a little bit early. I was waking up early. And he, it's that we have the lights off and then the vibe lights on.

Yeah. And it's great. It's great. We've always loved it whenever he's gone. And then, and then he just gets up from his desk, walks over to the overhead. Walk with everyone in the room. With everyone in the room. the room with the rollback Walmart lights

where we can see all kinds of all kinds of merchandise and stuff like it's a warehouse and he just fucking slams it on he's like it's just too dark and I knew it was over I know we're just we can't go back it's dark it's dark it's dark

it's the middle of the day I don't want to sit in darkness I got a question I also do have to read I got a question for you aiding and understand I'm asking it with much aloha yeah he's has aloha I want to be clear I don't, but he's on your side. I'm not on your side. To be clear, I'm not on his side.

He says, he's not on your side. I actually is a mortal enemy, but I actually created the war. I think that's going on. There was never a choice before until he brought it. Give me a reason that is not spite that when you are 10 to 1 on this opinion. You need to repole it. Hold on, hold on. I need to repole it? Yeah. Who have you asked? Hmm? Kelby? Yingling? No.

No, Kelvin? Kelby is a fucking snake, serpent, venom. You did not just say yingling. Yeah, Yingling. Did you just say yingling? Yeah, he said yingling. Well, he's just, I think he's just talking about people who have given that. If I showed him, I just go to repul.

If I showed him my DMs with Yingling on this matter? Recently. Yes. That's because. Every time the lights are I get a DM from Nick Inling. Can we be honest? You're leaning on them. You're leaning on them with your corporate power.

My corporate power. Okay, okay, okay, let's just say, let's just say that the poll is shifted. Let's just say that I'll give it to you We all know you're losing the poll the poll. Yes, the vote is not in your favor. Let's just I'll give that to you But you know the poll's not in your favor. We all can agree on that, right? Yeah, I think like it. Okay, right, right, let's just take it from there But I want to be clear if we can only poll people who actively come into the office because I know some people who are like, yeah, the vibe lights are great and there are people who come into this office once every three weeks You cannot use those people. If Cam has an opinion on the fucking...

You can't pull Cam. Cam's not allowed to vote. We're going to hit him with a nuclear missile. Not him. My question is, especially when we, before the repul, when the poll was 10 to 1, because at one point it was,

what is your reason for still taking what you want? That is not spite. Okay. So non-spiteful is, I think every single time I've turned this overhead, on when there's other people here this week.

I think every single time has been a day where I've had to go through mail and read things at my desk that I need to follow up with at my computer, which I think is a totally appropriate reason to turn the overhead lights on because when they're not on, it is dark in here. But I ask, I ask the follow-up question

that everyone in the crowd wonders and in my Discord DMs. Why not get yourself like a reading light? And then your problem solved and everyone else's problem is also still solved. he's about to say, why do I have to buy a special light to replace the overhead light? Because you're the only one who wants

it that way. So it goes from being, you're the only one who's happy and everyone else is. I would argue what are the only people working in this office? Now we're pulling rank. Here it is. The spy comes in. The point. Rank and activity. And he said, and by the way,

Kelby does work. When I watch him eat Chipotle and Kelby is the one he might be losing. I'm just saying when I watch him eat Chipotle. I'm happy to lose one. and he's in an apex stream that's work that's what you're supposed to be doing the people whose opinion that matter

are Christian right now until other people start coming in more often Christian Otto yiggling Kelby me those are the five people at the moment who are going to vote crazy that he left out Dan by the way and Liza

Liza hasn't been here oh my God Well, we don't count the female employee. Yeah, we don't count our female employees. We don't count our female employee. Right, right, right, right. Dan and Liza, Dan and Liza. Because why was she having an opinion on the fucking lights?

Because why was she having an opinion on it's like, if it's fucking bright in here, doing your, you do your makeup at your desk? You need the light for your makeup, probably. Dan's a gremlin. He would be in the darkest for the rest of his life. And now we're gremlin shaming. Now we're judging the voters. Now we're gremlin shaming.

Here we go. Let me, yes, your side should have three votes. Asking, Dan, it's like, would Gallum like the overreabbing. lights on. Like, probably not. So let me get this straight. Your side should have more votes. You think there should be a recount. Also, the people that voted for the other side are freak. All very similar.

Interesting. There's a similarity. Yeah, very similar. To a guy that would have won the election if it was an independent. If you're sitting, if you're sitting. If you're sitting at home, if you're sitting at home listening to this, I want you to understand that the cozy lights that they want on in the morning, because the We only have one side of the building with windows and the sun doesn't come into that side of the windows in the morning The goddamn gorgeous American flag out there for the first half of that

For the first half of the day. So when the the cozy lights are these like lights you put on when you go to bed Like you kids and my balls no. Yes, they are. I'm taking my balls, you know And I the guy who works at the office Want the overhead lights so I don't sit in darkness and so I can read things at my desk, to which I allow the darkness maybe all the time when I don't need to read things. You just have God to your cognitive dissonance in a way that I... What is the cognitive dissonance?

I need to do something that needs the lights on. To be in a room... What is happening? To be in a room with so many people who are going like... So many people who... And it has to be typing away happily. This is so annoying. This is so annoying.

I'm fucking livid. This isn't cognitive dissonance. How many of the people you're talking about are in the room right now? Literally none of them. It has been me, Slime, and Kelby every week. It's me, slime and Kelby. I have a question. I have a question. If you didn't need to read mail.

Yes, which is what I already do. Yes, which is what I already do. Why am I being gaslit? Like I didn't already let this. I literally don't turn it on before I left. I do not turn it on when I don't need to read anything. I concede it. Now, do me a favor.

Do me a favor. Imagine yourself on a Maui Beach. You're laying down Maui Beach much brighter than that room Maui Beach much brighter than that room You enjoyed the sunlight Sit back, sit back Imagine yourself on a Maui beach

Virgin Pinacolada in the right hand And you're And you're looking up into the sky And it's just hit sunset 654, it's just hit sunset And I have the time memorized already Go, go You see the birds on the beach

You come into the office to play street fighter Up walks, up walks a Samoan woman, or a Hawaiian woman even, Hawaiian man. Hawaiian man walks, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hawaiian, you would have been, like, you would have started freaking out. You would have been, you better get these lights on. Okay, Hawaiian woman walks up, and she says, sir, are you enjoying your stay here at the Maui Resort? And you don't, you won't even answer, she already knows. The answer to the question is, yes, of course I am.

And, and in comes, what's this? Oh, a gaming setup. It's wheeled in? It's, no, it's dropped from heaven. A gaming setup falls down from heaven right in front of you. And honestly, sunset, you're like, it's getting a little dark out here. You clap your hands, boom, it's sunlight again. It's back to being 1 p.m.

Perfect pink to Denmark. It's perfectly bright outside. And you're playing Counterstrike now on the Maui Beach, and you're perfectly relaxed. Now, Aidan, with all your newfound aloha and mahalo and all the such inside of you. So annoyed. Has any of your opinion changed? Do you feel better? I feel, I feel better.

Do you feel bad? After taking that journey, that mental journey. Because you really went somewhere there just now. I saw it. It's been 30 minutes of you being asleep. You were just staring at the ceiling, bro. I don't know if you realize that you were waiting. You drooled onto your penis.

We have to cut it. I can't believe this. You were just, you were just there for cleaning. You cut me drooling on my penis. We had to pat dry you clean. They'd love that. They would love that if that was in. Pat dry you.

How would they like it? Our fucking shit-ass fans would fucking like that. You know what I've been doing in this office all week when I play Counter-Strike? Those lights are off. When I play Counter-Strike.

You know, I was going to ask that. I was going to ask if when Counter-Strike is on, the lights turn off, and that's kind of a cool way to indicate that we're not in a meeting right now. That we're playing, we're playing.

We're playing. And I think that'd be kind of fun. But you do that already. Yeah, you don't get up and change it. You just do it once and then... I'm going to do a... Jim from the office-esque prank where I bring in one extra light every day. Oh my God.

Until he doesn't notice. We take out a bulb from the fluorescence every day. Here, just slowly. Viewers at home. And then one day, he'll be watching this episode. If you haven't to be watching this episode, you might be looking at the set right now. These lovely, soft yellow lights that indicate that it's evening time, you know?

Perhaps we're sitting in the backyard. Well, that was big in yellow. It's only one. One. The main soft yellow light. That's, you know, the main lighting for us, I would say, unless you lean back and look straight up at that white one. So you might be looking at these lights and this like cozier vibe

and say, oh, that's really nice. And it is. Because that's the vibe of the lights in the other room. And, you know, good for hangouts, good for chilling, good for sip and a couple brews with your friends out back. We're out working in here. We're out working in here. Be clear. And I want to ask yourself, you know, like,

how do you, you know, if you were in the middle of the, the day in an otherwise dark room and you needed to read and write stuff at your computer. He actually, you realize, if you really break it down by dollar, if you really break it down by dollar amount, he actually makes less money in the bright room job than in the cozy room job. It's tough because does Lemonade Stan have the same evil fucked up Israeli homophobic lights? It looks like a goddamn gas station in that room. It's crazy in that room. I don't know how they, I don't know how Atriac does it with. He's got to stick. Doug fucking stem lord Dougie.

I love code. I love math more than I love women. Chat GBT, GBT, could you make these lights more brighter? Chad GBT, could you... I'd actually just learn AI could be used to turn on your lights in your house, which is... It takes 30 more minutes, but I like talking to it to do that. Um... Oh, he's on his phone now. No, no, he's doing work. He's doing work.

I know he's putting up some sort of pole and it's gonna be, once again, propaganda. Propaganda, of course. Once again, propaganda. It's coming from the mouth of the horse. The mouth of the horse says many awful things. From the butt of the guy it's coming from. Yeah, I think that what's cool about working out of Walmart is... I know that in here, the prices are...

If you're going to steal something, just let him go. Fucking you would work. You would work. You come in to play streetfighter. You come into play streetfire is harder than any job. That's true. To strengthen your argument. To strengthen your argument, you said, I don't turn on the AC, which I literally do every day!

He's really late to do it. I literally do it every day. He only does it when it starts to sweat. Well, he does it when he notices it's warm. That's what I'm saying. It's very aid witty and moment to you. It's just, oh, I've noticed it. I will change it. Oh, when I, sorry, when I come in the morning and it's cold in the building, I don't turn it on yet.

So, um, 1,500 MR Street Fighter is harder than your job, and that's on God. Sorry, I'm on a call. Sorry, what do you say? Sorry, Hawaii called. They want me to come back and live there forever. They want you to stay. They want you to come back. They want you to take your shirt off and tan the rest of your fucking body. Oh, now we're getting personal. Here we go. I like that. No, this is how the right fights their fights.

And as a new, as a new found guy who lives with Aloha, I'm not going to even stoop to that level. I'm just going to say, Mahalo. And yeah, like, man, I wish you the best. That's really big of you. Because those people, Aidan, those people, they know, how to fucking, excuse my language, live and you, you're just so tense. It's

it's like, it's like your toes haven't been in the sand for how, God knows how long. That's what I'm saying, dead at 31. Dead at 31, yeah. And it's it doesn't, you know, it's for a guy who fears death so much. What are you doing on your phone? I'm fucking, what's, what?

This is like how long it took my dad to do what are you doing? Except, yeah, I'm expecting it to start holding it like this. Wait, he's like, you got the glass, hold on. The glasses. Kiddo, kiddo, which one is the app? How do you get the little smiley faces to go? Which one's my app and which one's my phone?

Dude, that is actually such a dad question. Oh my God. I'm quitting this. Twitter, that comes with the phone or I have to go get it. I'm quitting the show. I'm quitting the show. And I'm joining the other yard podcast. The other yard podcast?

The prison one? The yard, the prison one. I'm going to go ask him. I'm going to say, hey, I'll bring you all the brand and success and passwords. You can have it as long as I can join your prison yard podcast. You know why I want to join that one? Same lighting.

That one's the sun. That one's the sun. I know. Yeah. I know. It's the same. Wait, guy who just said Hawaii is the same lighting. All of a sudden in his scenario, the sun's different lighting.

Hold on. I want to be clear, if I could have the sun, the sun light the room. If we had a skylight, if we had an actual amount of sun, coming in this room and it wouldn't be dark because that I would be happy with that that would be great I think it's bad for like maybe our circadian rhythm to just always be oh it's terrible that's the problem I don't want to spend all day in a dark room when it's sunny outside all day in a dark room when it's sunny outside and sitting dark lighting inside as it's as it's bright and sunny outside it sounds

like you should have been a marine biologist instead of a fucking COO of a of a pedophile influencer company like that's your that's your fault that you were not a park ranger and instead you work for a child molester. In one week? One week, the child, but let me say it out loud. And then we'll ship it to Kelby and be like, guys, you probably shouldn't say that he's a child molester because that's bad for brands. And be like, why, Kelby?

Obviously, I know. I'm fucking with them. It's the dogs all over again, dude. It's like I'm like being asked to stay in a dark room all day in the place. that I mainly work it. Like, that's, that's what... He's actually like he's in the hole in Guantanamo Bay. Yeah, this isn't, you're not Matilda, bro.

You're Miss Trunchbowl. Kill yourself. To which I've also accommodated entirely until I have to do something that I need the overlights on for. Let me ask you a question. Do you feel underappreciated here? Underappreciated?

By you two? No, just in general. No. Oh. I feel fine. Awesome. I feel fine. About about,

work in my job. That's my work in the job that you two don't work at. What are you talking that you don't work? Cammy is harder than any job anyone here does. That's not a job. But if I was getting paid for that, it'd be harder than anything else. Sure. Thank you. Hey, this is the yards place of business too. I work on the yard here. And if I could join the real yard podcast to talk about prison stories. God, that would be so fun. You know what? A year in prison, do you well. Oh my God. You'd like it. You'd get some fucking appreciation. You would love it. for some shit. You know what they have? Fucking some nice bright lights. I know. Yeah. They got bright lights.

They got... And then you know when it's bedtime? They turn the lights off. Like it's dark when it's bedtime. 9 o'clock. Light clockwork. Every time. Well, no one wants the lights off. That would be crazy. That lights off all you work. It would be insane. I mean, it's more vibe either way. I mean, catching a vibe. Is catching a vibe not a job? Windows. I guess for podcasters it is. I guess we have to, okay, well, let's see how you roll. I got a little something that happened to me in Hawaii.

I think it's pretty cool. A little bit of a had to be their story, but I think it's worth telling. Had to be their story? A little bit. Well, like we did last time, let's pretend we're there. Yeah, so I'm on the beach at nighttime, Aden. Sorry. Do I get a PC with Gunter Shrek in this version?

It's very dark being lit only by stars. Beautiful, but I will say hard to read mail probably. Similar to the light event. Maybe you wanted to read mail on the Maui Beach. And I'm looking up at the sky, and you can see all the stars because there's no L.A. smog or light pollution or any of that garbage that we have out here in L.A. You can see every star in the whole night's sky. And we've been watching the sky maybe for like, maybe like an hour and a half or something, and maybe two hours. And I look over, my beautiful girlfriend, just lay in there.

And the stars are gleaming off her eyes. And I say, you know, I've never seen a shooting star. And she's like, really? And the second she says, really, a shooting star flies across the sky. First time ever seeing one. And we're like, wah! It's when I said it.

That's like a dittany movie. And I had a moment where I realized that all the things that I've done assuming God is not watching, he has been watching. And now I'm like, uh-oh. That's my first thought. Now you believe in God?

My first thought was like, uh-oh. All the things I thought God didn't see. That's all it takes. I actually cannot wait until you hit 30 and you start watching like wrong. documentaries it's it is a unavoidable path in your life I feel like I hit this way like the amount of like 45 minute long science videos I've been watching since like 24 okay just like daily I feel like I'm already there real just not history there's a

history I went science and when we turn 30 in this in our pocket of existence of like you know first world country whatever you want call it like you start to that you start to think about the past and it just coincides with history YouTube and you will get taken it like Alex's phase was very short but he still had it what's new man you know that guy having a short phase

I mean way short phase what is this lacy see that's what I'm fine here's the thing Aiden what Aiden motherfucker My motherfucking lovely friend that I fucking love I don't like that you made fun of my streamer because he's under a lot of stress right now

because of the view body. He is. Him and actually see her beefing. And Jacura, he's under a lot of stress from that too. His best fucking friend has got broken up with, man. His best fucking friend is fucking really cut up. Love to them, man. Love out, love to you guys. Don't. Stop doing that. No, it was slow enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop doing it. The fingers are very open. Just keep it down. It's not. No, he turned it into a reach. It's like, it's like I'm shooting. Stop doing it. You raised it. No, I didn't raise it. Just stop doing it. It's not. It's not. It's not. Okay, I'm gonna use my elbow. It would have to be more up here. It would be way more up here.

That's like how you made fun of that kid's school. It's right here. It's like to the, to my people. Stop doing it. The fingers are very open. That was open that time. He was kind of like,

no, they were open the first time. Anyway, what was I even saying? I was going to say something. Look, going down here, even if my fingers were closed like,

I'm going to put my palm up like this. That was low enough. See, now it feels like a dog whistle. No, this is like, hey, come here. Come here. I got a treats. When Aiden dog whistles, he has a fucking 9mm, his other hand. Come here, bud.

Come here, get over here. I was going to say, bro, yeah, yeah, we get a little fucking riled up on this pod. We fucking push your buttons because it is funny that you like overhead lights compared to other lights. It's just funny. And it's, yeah, it's a bit of a slice of your character. And it's funny to talk about. I also treat it like a game.

Like, can I present it in any way? doesn't make him mad at me. That doesn't get him really bad. The answer's no. It's because he's fucking... Let me tell you something. Let's fucking... On fucking,

on cringe-ass fucking stooped-ass lemonade saying, do they ever fucking reveal the truth to you like this? Of course. Of course. They do? They torture you? They fuck with you? They don't fuck with you.

They respect you on there. Oh God, they respect the hell out of you. Too much, I should say. They don't fuck with me? Yeah, they don't fuck with you. They might light jab. They might be like, Oh, Aidan probably likes Putin.

And they all go, Oh, that's a pretty good one, a coffee cow! And then they fucking make out for 10 minutes. This is startling and he farts a little bit. This is startlingly close to something that happened a week ago, so. That sucks, brother, man.

But you're the fucking heart and soul of that podcast and when you come on here, we make you stronger. I'm 10% less funny now. Yeah, did you hear that? Doug Doug Doug paid a fiver wizard magician to cast a hex on Aiden. And he said it, and they said, he set a video back

and it's this guy he's in like a dark room it looks like a tent and he's like around a fire chanting and it's the curse that he put on me to make me 10% less funny on the yard

I think I've noticed at this episode I was gonna say in all seriousness because our last episode is like brigaded with lemonade heads these pedophile fans oh my god

you can smell them from here and they're like oh 10% less funny it feels like in an assay and I was like what is this explained it and I gotta say it's only been a half hour today it hasn't changed a bit you're not even one percent less funny in fact I call you more funny because you're being genuine and I appreciate you and I fucking like you man I see you really putting the

work in today you know that's a gold star that's what I'm fucking saying that's a gold star I didn't know I know you didn't even know I was handing them out today because you didn't check when I get the gold star he gets the gold star for complimenting no he gets the gold star for compliment you have nothing but hostile he gets the gold star I thought you were giving him a gold star. I get a gold star. You get the gold star. That was a lovely comment to your friend. I mean it too. You're really putting the working with him. Yeah, 100%. And he needs it, man. I fucking mean that.

I don't need anything. It's just like the whole thing. He's got a father thing going on. He just can't focus. It's totally his fault. Yeah, yeah. Bad home life. Yeah, bad home life. But God, he lives in a weak foundation. The kid can see the numbers. Really, he's gifted. Kids talented. We're going to take him to Vegas.

Yeah, Ruby's Cube. He learned a Rubik's cube by four. You know that? And that's what I'm saying. You go to the fucking cringed ass lemonade saying they're not going to put your feet to the fire. It was so illustrative of when that one clip that I saw where he was like, yeah, I was talking about to my Uber driver and then he starts cowering like he's about to get hit in the fucking head and then the fucking shithead chuckle fucks are like, that's fine, yeah, I don't know, we do that too.

I like how Doug is join the chuckle fucks. He has to be. I mean, he's not not. This is having cascaded defects. I realize that you're either a chuckle fuck or a bad boy. Those are the two types. Yeah. And you know on that pod.

You're a fucking bad boy. Me. The bad boy lemonade stand. Dude, he is. Yep. Let's go. Yeah, dude. You're in a chuckle fuck Oreo, bro.

And you're the cream filling. And I'm the cream filling. I hate to tell you. You're a nice little bit of Oreo. You're the chuckle fuck orio. You're the damn cream feeling. What you guys do to be on the show? It's, I mean, it's reaching further, I've realized.

Because I made an Instagram post for the first time in almost like three years. And I made the post just a nice picture of me in Sweden. Every single comment is about how, How am I happy that I return to my white paradise or like the ethnosate? And I'm reading through all the fucking comments. And I realize that if you are anyone that follows me from like high school or college, it looks really bad. Yeah, yeah.

Well, to be fair, that's what we did to Super TF. All week he's been streaming. And I think he needs to like bring his brother on stream to like stop the accusations. Because last week we kept asking if his brother was homeless And he kept saying no he's not But kind of like kind of incredulous about it Indignant I should say We should hire Super's brother to come fix our HVAC in here

And not tell him this is Well he wouldn't know what technology is So we wouldn't tell him this as a show or anything And we could just sit here and interview him while he works on it Hey so where are you from? Hey man so how is like where you live right now He's like oh Philly yeah No like in a house Oh, no, well, I mean, I mean, no, no, I don't have a house.

It's hard to get a house. House. Oh, so you're renting them. Here you're renting. I mean, do you guys got a compressor? You know the compressor is? No, what's a compressor? Yeah, okay, never mind.

I'll just keep working on this one. Oh, right, yeah, okay. Your brother's, though, your brother's got money. He probably helps you out. Yeah. I mean, he's God money. He's God money. Yeah.

But, again, I just gotta get working on this, this because I got a couple jobs. You guys seem cool and all. Super, man. He's just sweating. That kid's a treat. You like Super? Yeah. He's fun. You know, he's really nervous about being on the show. I saw that. Yeah. I was crazy. I love, you know, I like, something I never expect to happen, but almost always happens is like, I get served a clip on my homepage that's like, blank talks about being on the yard. And it's always the guest we just had. And it's them on their stream. And they're like, yeah, guys, I was nervous, man. I was nervous to be on the yard. And they do the same. They all do the same.

But it ended up being cello. It was a vibe. I think it was good. I think it was good. Yes. They all have the same recap. Yes. They just had a really nice lighty on the bed.

Adapt, I think, forgot what the yard is. No, no. He did it. He did the same thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh my God. I can't stop thinking about it.

At the streamer games, I passed by him. He put out his hand a fist bump and I didn't see it. And I walked by him. Was it on stream? No. And I walked by him. And then I was like, oh, God. Because Adapted already.

I think doesn't really know how to engage with me because I don't know how to engage with him and it's just an awkward festival Yeah, me and him are blood-linked You guys are blood-linked But like for me, it's like, oh, that was the guy That was on the show or whatever It's like, that's Ludwig's friend or whatever

Dude, you should have seen me I hit the cleanest, no-look dab with him Because he was on stream He walks up, he's like, what's up, Nick? I'm like, yeah, what's up? Oh, so you're not supposed to look. No, it's just a swag thing to do. I just looked away, I was like...

Oh, I thought he was being... And we were kind of passing, So in my head, I'm like, yeah, yeah, me and you were both working, we're both doing our thing. And I'm literally here just to drink Red Bull. Aloha mode before you went. I was pre-alohaing. I was pre-jacking my aloha.

Right. And then I had the cleanest. He's drinking his virgin Red Bull. I felt like shit. And I know he doesn't care, but I'm like, I don't want this guy to think I think he's cringe or some shit. Well, next time you see him, dude, you got to go for a dab. Well, what I try to do is I tried to DM him on Twitter and be like,

yo, bro, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. Oh, dude. But I can't. I can't because he's... Oh, thank God. Yeah, I would have done that. But I can't... Because he doesn't follow me.

Me and you're the same. I think your phone would have exploded in your hand. I think there's nothing. There's no shame in being like, yo, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. I can reconcile that he doesn't know my name. That's fine.

That's fine, too. But he put out his hand to fist bump me. And I didn't... And you left him hanging. And I didn't do that. I hit the death with the daft every time. And does he not know my name when he does it? Yeah.

But that's fucking fine, bro. And does he say, hey, with that awkward falloff or you can tell he doesn't remember your name? He doesn't remember him and doesn't want to keep talking. And doesn't want to keep talking. Because he doesn't really want to think about how he doesn't know your name. It's making me feel so awesome because he always says, what's up, Nick? Yeah, because you're so late.

You fucking trick shot at him. Like, that's... Yeah, he's sired to me like a vampire. He has no choice. I'm the one who turned him. He used to pay. What's that? He used to live with that.

That's right. We haven't done anything of that nature. Well. So you went to White Paradise. You went to gentrified White Paradise. Yeah. Maui is, and God bless the people of Maui because they went through that fire.

But it's a, it's tourist hell. I'm going to be real with you guys. Like I've been, I've now been to. At the ABC store. Maui and I've been to Kauai. And Kau was awesome. It was just beautiful and quiet and whatever. Maui was just like,

everything was expensive and it was all white Californians and and like we like went to like a restaurant it was like a line down the block like everything was it was not slow it was like everyone was like I saw people fighting on the beach like like like a wife and a husband just screaming at each other and I'm just like what the hell's that's not island time it's still gorgeous but no one was on island I was I think I'm the only one on island time there you went for island time I went for island time he and there was no white white California man seeking his eye Island time. You can't even get it. And meanwhile, it's like every Valve employee

on their fucking seventh vacation of the year on the beach in Hawaii. You know Alaska's closer to Hawaii than California? That makes sense to me. Isn't that crazy? Alaska's almost touching Russia, bro. Oh. That's crazy. That's the land bridge. You don't realize that like Hawaii like goes way

further up. Yeah. So like technically like the tip of Hawaii is like really like much closer to Alaska. I did not know that. When I was in Hawaii with Josh, uh, he got on slippy Wi-Fi and played is puff against people. Jesus. And it was really crazy.

Yeah. In the hotel Wi-Fi. I played Slippy on my laptop on a plane right once and my in-game was on plane RN. Yeah. I had like 700 ping

as I let him. You shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that. No, just to say, it's kind of fun. The ping is so bad that you're like and you see the name

and you're like, okay. So I believe it. You're intrigued enough to give it a go. Yeah. What's this like? It's just like a slide. It's a complete slide show.

Like you get one input per five seconds. Yeah. And that's the fun of it. Yeah, yeah. You've accepted the terms. Dude, do you know the, the, when I'm here hanging out playing Street Fighter, which is my job, I'll, uh, people will quit out on me.

It's, like morning to afternoon Street Fighter is really interesting people. They only have so much time on their break, man. Yeah, right. Or they're like really unemployed, but they're, then they're like not happy. I don't know, something's wrong. But like, from 9 a.m. to noon, Street Fighter Online Master Rank is very funny. So like about every 45 minutes I'll jump out of my chair and pop off

Because someone has quit out on me And then everyone else is in a meeting You laugh like warrior every once in a while It's so fun Oh my God It'll just come out of the blue Because you only drop it like once every couple days It just pierces

It should have to wear it on your profile If you quit out Yeah you should You should have like your Every character should have an in-game penis size And you lose inches if you quit Dude, you fight a Ryu with like a micro

Yeah, and you're like Oh, you're a little filter man So funny You can bond this in If they got naked camy In that one dude's game It was Chun Lee by the way Cammy players are not gooners

You fight You fight a super hung with you And you're like Oh god this guy's gonna be good Even Zipper had to step in Yeah Ziper did groan at that Well how was the How was the episode without me

Did it feel like there was just a gaping hole Like was there a gap in the podcast? Well we had a lot to talk about because once again 2V1 clown the shit out of Aden which is really awesome Just tag teaming Because Ludwig actually pulled it twice

He moved the podcast twice Actually he moved it twice But then you cancelled on that day And both times I had driven here earlier And I was like dude I drove here again The difference in me in Ludwig is I felt bad You did feel bad You did feel bad and you said sorry three times

Ludwig said sorry Yeah but I had to tell him to do it So when you said to say sorry I'm like, I was literally like this, I'm just like, couldn't be me. All that, all that fucking stress over there. He did, to his credit, he responded pretty quickly, and he said, I'm sorry, and he meant it. Why did he let me go back and try to eat a hot dog fast again? Dude.

Great question. Oh, my God. He says, he's like, I was going to show you on the show, but I got my time down to 16 seconds. That's such a big improvement. What did he do? I don't know. He's been grinding. He did something.

He found out the metal. but I think I can still beat him because I'm a real eater so I need to find out what his meta was and then we need to face off you just need he he's gotten four five opportunities

he's watching YouTube videos yes I haven't been really studying I was just a naturally talented player that's gonna get out practiced but unless I practice but you can put in a little practice he he is eating a shitload of hot dogs that's the biggest problem right now

for Ludwig's life why is eating so many hot dogs because he's practicing to eat fast you know what I think he's doing I think he's practicing to be at a Dodgers game and eat one in front of Shohei real fast to impress him. Oh god, it's probably something like that. Chiasan! Yep.

You know what I realized? It all goes back to Japan with that guy. He likes having his Vespas so bad or his bike because he can go to Dodgers games way easier. I believe that is one of the reasons. I think so. How often does he go? He doesn't even go that much. I think every other

couple weeks he goes, but like, so Ludwig, I thought about this in the car. He is so allergic to his time being taken up like things like traffic or like travel or whatever. And that's why he's such an asshole when he like tries to make it just in time or like cram all this shit.

Yeah. Because he gets fucking, he freaks out if he's in traffic. And I think it's childish and I think he should be put down and put in prison. Either one, I don't care. Put down or. Or either or maybe put,

sent to prison and then killed in prison. Unrelated to him. By the Aryan Brotherhood. I think we should start sending criminals to Hawaii for just to like one week. They don't need prison. And I think they come back and they're reformed. They're like,

don't we do that with homeless people sometimes? I mean, they're not criminals, but we like send homeless people to Hawaii. I don't know if we do that. Homeless people to Hawaii? The goddamn awesome flight that they get.

Five hours into the fucking dome. I might be just making this out. George Carlin had this old bit where he said we take fucking four states in the, in like the mountain west. He's like Kansas, Nebraska,

we box them off and that's prison world. Yeah, yeah. And you just get flown in a prison world and that's it and the networks all fight over the footage. Oh my god it's Fox. He's like this is how we monetize this is how we pay for this

Oh God he's so smart he was a genius This is like the 80s God damn he was smart So ahead of the curve So how is Sweden bro? You don't got any fucking stories With you and your awesome cool girlfriend who's way cooler than you Stories for you I want to hear some fucking stories

Motherfucker Nothing on there for you You picking out your phone for some stories you know what I have white guy in a kimono that's one of my notes and it's from evo because that's what I saw and I saw white guy was a cosplay no it was funny did I say this I went to Ivo and I had to get my badge but I forgot it so it was like this whole process of like talking to people who don't know what Evo is this just working an event they're like uh yeah I don't know you got to go talk to go down it was this older lady she's like so you're gonna go down all the way to the help

desk and there's a young man in a ponytail and he's wearing like a Japanese and I'm like Lottwick's here? And in my head I'm like, please be a white guy. Oh my God, please be a white guy. And sure enough, I walk down to the help desk and it's like an Evo guy who knows, who knows what melty blood is. Moshymoosh. Yeah, dude. And he helped me out and it was great and I'm like, in my head, I'm like, you can't be doing this man.

Did you bow? I had to. Yeah, I'm going to show him respect. It's a samurai. It's a samurai. Every white guy should have to do a day in a kimono in public. One day? Yeah, it should be like your required service.

Bro, that's what they want, bro. Who is they? The white guys. The white guys in kimonos. They want to be able to walk to 7-Eleven. It'd be like, Kenichua. That's what they want. You're all out of Charleston Chu.

What's the widest candy? Abba Zaba? No. What is it, Abba Zaba? You know Abba Zaba? It's got the black and yellow checkerboard candy. It's like white taffy. It's not the white as candy.

It's taffy with peanut butter. Because in half baked, in half baked, Dave Chappelle says Abizabah, you're my only friend and then eats it. This is such a cool candy, man. Look how fucked up it is. I've never seen this. This was my older brother's favorite candy growing up, so it was always just in my house. And every time, I'd be like, wow.

the packaging looks so cool I want to buy it and then I'd bite it and be like why did we make that? That was the difference I liked abazava. Dude it's peanut butter inside of taffy This looks weird It's not bad, it's just weird You know what was fucked up fast break

Can you look up fast break? Oh is that the It's a Reese's and Nuget Dude these were These were so money They actually changed the formula But they were basically like 700 calorie Fucking get Get fat bars

Yeah I love Oh man, we're getting on candy vibes. You guys... Dude, we should have done a candy tier list for the Ludwig's Gone episode, bro. Oh, all candy. God damn. Did your eggs.

I mean, we easily could transition into that right now. It's already built. Guys, well, but it's halfway through the episode. Is that bad? Who gives a fuck? Who fucking cares, man? Lubby doesn't want to do a candy tier list?

He doesn't want to do the candy tier list? Wait, is it fucked up to do the candy to us and not have the candy? I think so. You can't even like taste it or try. We should probably order every candy. And then we just have to come up on the spot. And then we feel fucking terrible after.

Is it a Ludwig list like cash in? No, we do it with that. He would love that. What if we did a cat? The fat guy like that. Fat guy like that. What if we did a candy churlis with Ludd?

Because he's not going to watch this. And every time like we talk about the candy and every time he has an opinion, we're like, no, not really. We just disagree with him every single point. We never understand what he's saying or agree with him. Or like, no, not really. He's like, this is an A. I'm like, more of a D.

If you did that, he would eventually get pissy. Yeah. But he would be silently fuming pissy. And then we all are like, what? We've been agreeing with you most of the time. Yeah. He's gaslight him. Oh, that'd be so awesome.

God, I love candy and fucking with Ludwig. Do you think he'll even come back? How long is he there for, bro? How long is he has to come back because his awesome wife is here. Yeah. He can't leave her alone. His wife is going to crash that fucking car, man. He's like, he dude, if he explodes in a fireball, it would be so cringe.

It's in October. So this is just another training period? This is one more training session. God damn. They gave him one piece, Legos, did you see? What's he going to do with that? Eat him. Eat him.

He's like, oh, Luffy. Maybe it's the only way to make him touch anything and appreciate it. It's just make it one piece. What was your... I think that's not an exaggeration. I'm still on this a little bit, but what was your guys? I went to a candy store in Hawaii. I saw one.

I was like, let's go in there. and there was some rare candy in there they had candies that were just called TikTok viral Whoa It just had TikTok viral Dude what an attack Because that's like the people that are making that It's like let's just give it a shot

They had just hoping one person with enough followers walks in It is like well I gotta eat the TikTok viral And I gotta put it on TikTok man They had everything What is it said I fucked up Oh, whee!

Boom? Wait, wait, wait, wait. TikTok viral, what is the Hobo Johnson show? Come on! What the fuck? He stealthed that woman. Yeah. I said the lady on Discord, he gave that girl crabs.

He's got a hobos Johnson. That's crazy. That's crazy. Stop hunting. The fingers are very open. Hobo Johnson, we fucking love your music, bro. No, we don't. Do not take that personally in Robo Johnson.

You fucking suck. You're bad at music. Hobbo Johnson, you and Diplo got to make something. That shit would go off. You and chain smokers got to make something awesome. Kelby would, dude. Kelby would go to that show. Yeah, I know. We found out.

Yo, I just went to Hobo Johnson Driz and that shit was going up. Oh, Johnson Drizz. Yeah, I got chlamydia at that show. Guy who looks like he's in a key and peel sketch? That was a really good show. Wait, what were we talking? Oh, I was going to say, and they had that candy bit of honey, or sorry, bit oh, honey.

Bit oh, honey. And I was like, oh, bit of honey. I loved that as a kid. My girlfriend's like, I have never seen that. I don't know what that is. I was like, oh, we should buy them and try them. And we bought them and trot them. And it was, they were not as good as I remember.

And I was going to ask, what is your guys' little niche little candy from your childhood that you feel like maybe no one else was eaten but you a real eater was eaten I was gonna say Charleston Chew bro because no one fucks with Charles and Chew they look good

they look bad they look shit they look like you feed them to horses so they get all their nutrients yeah you know what you know what the vanilla tutsi rolls you ever fuck with you I think you just you've gone back to back candies

that look like they only sell it general stores the blue packaging dude the orange Tutsi roll too yeah all the flames All of these are, I think purely off of like... They're not nasty, shut up. These are nasty, bro.

How appetizing they look is like a top S-tier candy. Like, when you see one of these in a bowl, you're like, it's not supposed to be colorful. I want one. Oh, my God. My friend's grandma, uh, which was funny because it is a grandma candy. Bad little bitch. It's kind of... Sorry.

Yeah. Yeah, she had as for days. Bad thing. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You cannot talk like that

About this man's passed away grandma She, okay, it's a candy called Goatsi And I'm not kidding What? Can you just type of goatsy candy? I I'm sure I'm trying to It's spelled it's spelled It's spelled like, it's like Swedish or something It's Swedish

Hey kiddo You're Gubber That's strawberry This is it It's dude isn't that funny that it's a gaped candy Dude that is fucked Yeah but these were really good Gotzi.

But it's called goatsies. Well, it's got a little cream in there. Oh, and they changed it to caramel. It's the brand. It's the brand. Oh. Inside of it. So yeah.

And goatsies. Isn't that funny? That is fucked up. Yeah. It's a huge grandma candy. Also, the little strawberry candies from the tentails. Yeah, cowtails. Dude, the guy at the Hawaiian candy store.

Dude, you weren't allowed to eat fucking candy anymore. The guy at the Hawaiian candy store was like raving about how, how nostalgic cowtails are. He's like, they taste mid. But they bring me back. I'm realizing that nostalgia is an industry even for food. You guys fuck with Razzles? I fuck with Razzles, haven't we?

Am I in, am I, am I, how long where I don't know any candy? Okay, what was your favorite? Razzles were a very techy candy because they would start off as these chalky little chews. They're interesting. But they would end up being gum. Yes. Oh, I've seen these.

First, it's candy, then it's gum. And gum is not candy. Gum is not candy because gum is gum. Okay, that sounds fun. Also, the bottom. bottle caps candy were my favorite because it was the most unique flavor. It basically tasted like soda, but it was chalky candy. I love chalky candy.

I love a good bottle cap. Root beer is goaded flavor, grape is bottom, um... Extra big smarties were really good. Cherry is a little bit of medicine tasting. So what was your favorite? You weren't allowed to have fucking, you weren't allowed to play T-rated games or eat chocolate and you made that fucking face. Dude, you could be a model.

I'm not kidding. You could. You really could. In Sweden, too. That's good. Dude, drop all this shit, leave all this fucking podcasting behind and go to your calling. I think I see something I haven't seen before. When you do that, your cheekbones are so defined.

Yeah, he's mewing. Whoa. You got to mew. So you bite your insides of your cheeks. Mm-hmm. Oh my God, look at him. You look like Hantel's good word. You look like Hintel's good word.

Dude, you need to go to a country that does that permanently and you need that now. This is good. I would look to you. You're too gorgeous. He kind of looks cool. That's great. That's great. I didn't like the way you're lips shit by the time.

I am going to fuck you're crazy. I liked, uh, I like arrow, like arrow bars. What is that? Arrow bars. What are you talking about? Like Arrow chocolate. Arrow? A E-E-R-O.

What the hell? Is that a Canadian candy? Dude. Yeah What? This is not an American candy Yeah, this is definitely like Is that arrow Dubai chocolate Or that no it's peppermint

These look fine These were these were good Dubai chocolate looks so crazy I loved Have you guys had that shit Dubai chocolate? Yeah You don't even hear of this

This was TikTok viral It's like a meme TikTok viral It's like people are saying it like Skibbby This Yeah it's like pistachio It's like pistachio filet It looks like weed

It's pooping Um, yeah, Dubai chocolate Dubai Lububu 24K chocolate gold. Yeah, yeah. And then the kid's brain explodes permanently. Um,

yeah, this is that new, this is that new, this is gonna be our kids niche candy that they liked. Yeah, except it, it's like,

is it really from Dubai? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. But Habebe brought us some authentic Dubai chocolate. A supermodel eats it and just teleports to some high rise.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of R&D Yeah Yeah Um God candy's so fucking awesome man Candy's fucking sick

I'm gonna put my I like on my sour candy There was a candy that Oh I love sour candy That you bought that one time You bought Instagram candy And I wanted to make fun of you Because it's like you bought candy

On Instagram And then it was insanely good Why did we have Sourbought sour shit? It wasn't Alex It's kind of our thing Well I've brought it up before

Bilar that's Swedish sour candy that you, when you're there, if you don't bring that shit back every time you come home, which the Swedes know how to make a sour candy. They don't know how to make a damn sour. It's a sour marshmallow candy. Ooh. That shit is crazy. It also stands for car and their little car shapes. Oh, that's cute. I like little things.

I hate black licorice, too. I fuck with it. I know, because you're a little weirdo guy likes a little weird of stuff. I'm weird. But you're also the most picky man on the planet. No, I'm not. You fucking are, bro. Nick Engling eats fucking kid cuisine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's a different problem

It doesn't change anything I don't think Nick Engling is picky I think he just doesn't have standards Diamond Granders Which is the opposite of picky To be fair I am kind of the same In that I'll eat anything

Dude we went to this restaurant After streamer games It was me Mike and Carlo and Nick And I It's like I really hate when restaurants Try too hard to be like he doesn't like when they're pompous

yeah you know what I mean it feels like like when you go to a restaurant in L.A. and you look around and it's like everyone's wearing like tiny sunglasses and Mew and fucking Jimmy Shark yeah and there's like this fine

there's like vines on the walls and it's called like fucking I'm I'm a bitch I'm a bitch and eggs neon sign it says their toddos are so good eggslots for bitches it says suck today's dick yeah and eat like

But Nick loves these places No, I hate that I jumped You took this there twice, Nick Yeah, I like this place a lot It's okay, Nick loves these places, but you did not describe it Nick does love these places and that's why What do I serve to lose by agreeing? It's acceptable to love these places

What the fuck do I care? What if I care? And so, because oftentimes they make good food But I'm there and And I'm like, okay, I gotta go to the bathroom And I stagger around to the bathroom And when I'm in places like this, I kind of try to play up

like that I'm like I'm not one of them yeah that I'll like oh my god so but I go in the bathroom and there's just a really great song playing and I didn't want to shazam it

because I didn't want to give the restaurant that this is Are you alone in the bathroom? Yeah yeah this is how my mind works and also he's too shy to shazam a song

and privacy I wasn't shy I didn't want to get the to give the restaurant won over me. This is... You should have to tell your waiter that. I should have. The problem is she was very sweet. Waiter, I wanted to know that I enjoyed the song you played in the bathroom, but I refuse to... Don't tell me what it's called.

She's just like, yeah, that happens a lot. It happens a lot. He also, um, the table next to us, uh, they left, and he was like, I'm gonna eat there. I'm gonna eat their, I'm gonna eat the food off that they left. No, here's what happened. I... What? Dude, we were... How could it be that much different from that? Listen.

So we ordered deviled eggs, and they brought us fucking four deviled eggs, which is literally two eggs, right? Because they got cut in half. They do get cut in half. And that's more healed. Yeah. So like, like, oh, these are pretty good deviled eggs. There is a table of three women next to us, and they're not peckish at all. Peckish means you're hungry, right?

They're not hungry. No, does it? Peckish means you're like hungry, but not that hungry? That's okay. They're peckish. Okay. They order the double eggs, too. They're not really touching them.

So I get back and I kind of scope this out because I'm like, I mean, you know, what are we going to do? And so they're like about to leave. And I'm sitting across from Nick and I look up at him and I'm just like, dude, I got a serious plan right now. And he looks at me instantly realizes what I'm about to do and says don't, which was crazy. I just knew what he wanted. And I was like, how did you know? He's like, dude, I've known you for like eight years. I said, I've spent every week with you for eight years.

I know what you want. You want to eat the food off their fucking table. And then I'm like, well, fucking that's crazy, but that doesn't change anything about what I'm going to do. And then, and then he reaches over. Oh my God, bro. He gets about this close. Let's say this is the food. He gets about this close and he goes, oh, they took a bite.

He re reels back because it wasn't actually I thought it was an untouched devil day So he goes oh they actually go and then the waiter shows up Right as he does it and sees him reaching for the food It was the busser the buser to clear the table And he saw me basically like Like one of these I just have my head in my hands

I'm just like you got caught and didn't get any Yeah and worst case Ontario And thank God we went to that stupid fucking restaurant I showed them at a real eaterly looks like almost because I didn't do you walk in you told them you're a real eater get ready

there's a real eater here that's the place that has a really good I am I've talked about this word but I am a little pretentious about my coffee and they have a really good all the milk latte so they don't fuck around man what are you highly likely in

Highland Park bro it's so lame it's not lame it's fine is it for him oh it's chuggy as fuck they have an outdoor tiki bar kill yourself not chuggy that's not chuggy

Is that not? I'll let the audience handle this one. This place is a tier above. Like they would know to not put like live laugh love on the wall. Like that's Chewgy. They don't have live laugh love but it's like Live laugh love fucking bones and DNA. No, no, no.

Oh God. Choogy is a very it's like a very high bar. How do you say that? It's like a severe accusation. Yes, it's a severe accusation. I would call it like LA Tren core, TikTok core. That's pretty bad. This is like a TikToky type of place.

Is that not, is TikToky? You gotta go LA Oasis in Highland Park Yeah They have the best breakfast burrito That's $45 Yeah Like it's a different kind of thing

I'm all I'll insult it I'm not above insulting it But Chuggy's like Chuggy's like It's the wrong word you're saying Yeah yeah All right

Whatever man It's goddamn Chuggy lifestyle I'm on I can't leave it behind man Dude it's so hot My AC I'm not living right My AC doesn't work Dude I was in my house

And I was like fuck I'm sweating I should turn the AC on. I look, it's already been on all day at 69. It's bad. And I'm like, why is my house hot? Do you have nothing? The AC cannot outrun the sun right now. It's so

and I was saying, I know a little place where the weather's fucking perfect. Yeah? Hawaii. Little niche spot. You know the apostrophe is a consonant in the Hawaiian language? That's awesome. And the only reason I know that is because we played

jackbox in our hotel room and it was one of the trivia questions? Okay, that's a CIA plant. That's crazy. How they know that? They can't be doing that. That just means that it's listening. That's when you talk about doodles on your phone, then you get ads. Jackpot, it's not Amazon or iPhone. Does that mean it's a letter? A consonant? Like, does that mean the apostrophe is a letter if it's a consonant in that language? I think a consonant is a phonetic event. But vowels must be letters. They are. Vowels and consonants represent mouth sounds. Wait, there's vowels that aren't letters

in other languages? I think it's like... Do other languages have vowels and consonants? If an apostrophe is a consonant, it is not a letter, it is a punctuation mark, but it still contains the traits of a consonant because it uses a phonetic...

I think vowels and consonants are just part of the language overall, right? And then letters are the best way to... I guess until now... Letters or writing is the best way to display that. The way I've looked at... rules and constants up to this point is you're presupposing that it's a letter

but they have different uses and that is why it's either a vowel or a consonant based on its phonetic use. I think vowels and consonants literally are like types of sounds your mouth can make and they're like removed from that which I guess is all that's kind of all letter is in a way that's yeah exactly speak it

but I guess it yeah I guess it wouldn't matter how we spell words if we never had to say them that's right that's crazy that's right we can spell a word with 10 R's in a row and we'd be like, oh, that's, that's er. Yeah, there's a linguistics chart, which is really funny. It shows all the sounds

that a human mouth can make, and some of them you can't cross because of the tongue and the teeth that can't do it. You can get there. It's very interesting. I bet there's a guy who can get there.

That's what I was saying. I think like Gene Simmons. Yeah. Or like the, the phonetic equivalent of being able to lick your elbow? It's like getting a box controller. It's like that. That wasn't consistent until we invented the tongue shape.

Marilyn Manson took out two ribs to say. Like, what if we, like, you know how girls will get like the split tongue? I was going to say that. What if we got like a tongue with holes like a box you'd take home a pet in and then you can like bend it, okay? And there's holes

in it and you can blow air through it and then there's some sort of letter you unlawed. I think you would. What if we get like like a flea? Like letter I know what you're saying. I think... And we don't have that. I can't even say it with my weird tongue. You know it's funny Zipper once went to Iceland and that's not a

And he came back saying a bunch of Icelandic phrases And they were crazy Like, sial fuck Like they like, they get really custom there Yeah Anyway, nuke it's because they speak the old shit Anyway, nuke it Nuket, got to nuke something

Yep We don't need to Newt got to nuke something That's my favorite Simpsons joke On the trip Dinging against it, I think Europeans might be autistic Oh really? I think We were at a restaurant

and we were talking to our server and he asked us where we're from and we're like, yeah, Los Angeles and he's like, oh, never been there. Don't think I want to go there. And we're like, yeah, yeah, whatever, fair enough. He's like, it's just, there's really nothing for me there. Like, I just can't think of any reason to go.

And we're like, yes, so it's like, it's just, it's not my type of place. I'm like, dude, I get it. I get it. It's not that great. It's just like the most insaneer. He's like, oh, it's like, piquey you out there. That Los Angeles.

I don't want to go to the United States. And I'm like, I totally, I understand. I understand. You're just digging the knife in. I love when he's had too much. I know, because he never has too much. He's like, this social interaction, too much for me. Waiter, take it back.

Which is the, I'm on the other end of that spectrum, no pun intended, where they're mostly too much. And I start vibrating. No, I think I'm pretty, I'm fine. Anyway, Sanch was playing Time Guesser on stream the other day. I've been playing Hollow Night again because I got yelled out on Twitter for it. And, dude, it was just a fucking picture of a nuclear bomb explosion at Bikini Atoll. It was a crazy, I think I'm going to clip it and post it.

No, he was like, is this Japan? No, this is like, not Japan. This is on a beach. This is a test. Like, you're smarter than this, bro. But it was crazy. It's like time guesser and it's a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud. It was fucking nuts. We don't need to be putting that in. It just doesn't need to make the color. I wonder when this was. I want time guesser, but it's eight and five minutes ago. And he's like, it's like a camera behind. He was like, I should have this way. It's a blurry picture. Or it's him being like.

Yeah. We had an idea. What about me like? Maybe, dude, let's do a mewing picture. Like a mewing thumbnail. Let's all mute. that we learned a mute didn't we have an episode called we learned to mute dude Anthony's is so you lost it

you lost it you look weird what you looked handsome before it's so funny no no he's back

you look like you're trying to not let the puke come out of your mouth I feel like I'm doing nothing different hold you're fucked you lost it

you know where it's gone what the fuck we did it I think there's an episode called we learned to mute yeah I think we did already it was with

it was we're becoming the Simpsons of it But we, you know we should do way more often that we never do. We got a, we got a, it's so hard every week for me to title every episode and thumbnail every episode. We should just mention one thing right now that lets me put in a title. Okay. Like Mr. Beaslobubu, you know, Dubai chocolate. And now I can call the episode whatever fuck I want.

Do you think that, we brought it up. Okay, okay, okay. What's really hot right now is that people keep dying on kick. Oh, yeah. Wait, one guy did, right? You see that the fucking owner of Kik was like a top donor to a guy. To a guy that died. Yeah, that died.

And the donations would be used for the guy to fucking do fucking shit to himself on stream, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we covered that. So let's move on. And now we get to thumbnail that. Thumb-knit CEO did what? What?

What? Kee-O did what to who? Speaking of Kik, uh, dude, we have been back on watching Train. And it is so fucking funny, because Kyle is the only one with a kick account so he can chat. Oh, that's why there's... Yeah, that's why there's these fucking screenshots

in the fucking Discord, the boys' Discord, where it's Kyle going... Hold on, see if I can find it. He said... Oh, here it is. Because Kyle's in Canada, too. And he's like, one time I saw train walking out of a Starbucks, and I was like...

I should hang out with him. And then we're like, he's probably got, like, security, man. Like, you probably get shot. But then he was like, hey, what's up, train, big fan. If you ever want to grab breakfast at the Denny's on Robson, hit me up, man. They got a veggie burger now for me. Because Kyle is vegan. So he's like, what else he's saying?

It's so funny. It's just like, we'll just tell him to say things and then he'll type it. He said something like, just need you to make me. fucking squirm, bro. Dude, talking to streamers and including details, acting like they know you is so good. Like Kyle being like, dude, let's hang out.

You know, I don't like bubbly soda, so let's not have me to do that. You know my tummy hurts when I drink that bubbly. Yeah, it's a weird pastime that we have with Kyle specifically, because we did the same thing to Stewie 2K. We were all at a tournament and at night and Stewie was streaming and we just kept asking him,

answer the question, pussy. Answer it, pussy. Kyle loves, I think one time Kyle posted his real address in Valorant chat. He likes doing that. He's done this more than one. He loves, he loves just like putting himself at peril. Yeah. Online. He doesn't care what happens to it's so cool. Although he drives a motorcycle.

He lives in Canada. Who's gonna... If he lives in America, I don't know if he'd have that gangstone. He loves, dude, if he finds out somebody that is running it down in a CS game is from Vancouver also. Oh, he's like, I don't meet me right fucking here at the big clock. He instantly posts his address and says a meet up tomorrow. It's the most

it's funny because that would the cool thing about video games is that would never end up being a real fight you would become lifelong friends with that person no it's like it's like a when Miles and Kalin were beefing with those guys on CS wingman and then they just started

hanging out with them and then they ended up and I think it was Josh who ended up living with one of them yeah one of them ended up living with the guys just like two randoms on that's so crazy yeah I think I think about that sometimes when I stream it's like if they're I'm being trolled right now, which is annoying, but if there is a group of friends in a discord doing it as a

collective fun activity, I'm like, well, that's just good, clean fun. Yeah. And I kind of like hope that that's the case sometimes. You know, I can be a locale if it means friends can connect. And I like that. Josh's girlfriend has been streaming sometimes. And, uh... Did you watch? And in... Kind of. So Zipper 3, Zipper 3 knew about this. I did. didn't know about this. And she's like, she's streaming. Like, I'm going to tune in. Yeah. So she clicks into a Twitch stream. And it's, I think it's of, of like, Overwatch. She's playing Tears of the Kingdom and she's probably the most dog shit player I've ever seen in my life. But I'm watching a stream of, of Overwatch. Okay. And it has no webcam. And my thought is,

oh, like, she's enjoying some Overwatch, I guess. And then, and then my girlfriend types in, Hey, Boo, in the chat. Yeah. And then we're watching. We're listening to the stream. And like kind of some times going by, I realized we're just watching a random guy play Overwatch. No fucking way. And it's not Josh, it's not Josh's girlfriend at all. And then

and she's and they have almost the exact same Twitch handles. So she just typed in Hey Boo in this random guy's chat. And then we found the tears of the kingdom straight. I was going to say, why would she find, how would she find

Overwatch? Yeah, I don't think she knows what Overwatch is. We found tears of the kingdom and then watch the end of the actual one. I tuned in for a little bit and I said, I can't watch this. She's got to get better at the game. Well, you watched me play Eldon Ring. What about when you, what's different? What about when you watch it? You ran at the tree Sentinel like you fucking like he owed you money. What about when I stream breath of the wild? When you stream Breath of the Wild, it's an adventure because you are, you are pretty good at video games, man. You have that Breath of the Wild. But something. Stinky has breath of yours. But something inside you when you play a single player game just falls apart and I'm there for that just don't it's just hard to

click so lot it's hard to click X at the right time because you don't have curiosity you know whimsy no I have I think in that game I have endless curiosity and that's part of my problem but that's actually good thing because that's what the game's because all I do is walk around in aimless directions and I'm like what if I just find a little guy up here or something well that's cool that's that's why that's a good game is because it it lets you do that yeah I like find a little guy only talking to the white NPCs breath the wild in breath the wild One of those anthropomorphic birds, I'm like, can't talk to that.

What? He's clutching, Link's clutching his rupees. Where did you migrate here from? Dude, the south. I wanted WB to be here because I actually wanted to ask him

real questions about this view-bodding shit, but because he's not here, we can say a bit about streamer games is there was a, there was one of the people who worked at Red Bull, you know, nice woman doing social media.

She was out on the field, and she was taking, like, a beginning of day photo of, like, everything that's been set up for the event, right? But Ludwig's there early, and he's on the field. And this is secondhand account. The woman taking the photo for Red Bull says, can we get that contractor off the field? And just says that about Ludwig, because she wants the photo clean with nobody in it. And Ludwig is the person she's saying to get out of the shot. That's awesome. Oh, awesome.

is the most thank you Christmas That's great Dude one of the Because the people that were working The event were dressed as refs Which is really funny Yeah

And they're fat millennial Off the fucking For my picture Hey there's an axe throwing fucking place over there Get the fuck over there Yeah There's a macho boba shop

Right on the corner Go ahead and go get that There was a guy Who is reffing the streamer games Who had bigger jorts than nut His jorts were down to his ankles and they weren't pants. Because they weren't cut

like pants. That's the style right now, man. They were jorts. People were wearing oversized jean shorts right now. That's thin. Yeah, but Nutt has his and he's like bro, I'm being mugged, look. And I'm like, those are the biggest jorts I've ever seen. I love Nutt's swag. He just wears jorts and a button down tea

with a tie. Yeah, bro. I'm like well, because it's like, Nutt, you should just wear the top button only. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you say that? And I'm like, Cause Oh, I did unlock Okay, nuts, some swag for you If you're watching this

Top button only, cholo wear And then open down the bottom Tie under the shirt Oh so it's like Revealing the tie with the open That's crazy Sure I've never seen that

I will say I've never seen it And then and then jean shorts Paul Frank logo Patch That would be crazy Paul Frank embroidered patch Yeah Paul Frank Enbroider patch on the

on the jean shorts you know ankle high sock and then maybe some like A6 or I don't know some sort of trendy running shoe Dude nut told me Because I think he like does social media For the Suns sometimes

Or he knows someone that does I forget But yeah the Phoenix Suns And apparently their team loves us The Yard and Ludwig probably The Suns do? Didn't you say if we wanted to do the yard At the Suns? Yeah and I was like

We'll make it happen because he's like Yeah you guys can do it in the fucking in the Sun's stadium, like an empty basketball scene, which would be great. Devin Booker. Apparently, there's one person there, like an older person

that doesn't really like the idea. Really? Yeah. It's we can't do it. And so it's like a war now. They're fighting. They're fighting for who. Well, if I was the manager

at the Phoenix Suns, I wouldn't want Nick moving his arm like that in my arena. I mean, it's dude, Archie. Pass me the ball. Stop doing it. Archie, every time, every time it's a Minecraft creeper.

No, I can do this I do it fine Archie, we'll cover it It's just Look at my fingers He's like he's It's so crazy You're like trying to move a door

With your hand You're like a couple degrees It's like you're iron man And then if you move it up a little bit It's just It sucks that they kind of took that Right Nazis will do some

They'll take something That's normal And modify it slightly Cool shapes They took that They took cool shapes They took short mustaches They took hand gestures

Yeah And now it's like Michael Jordan's Nazi. When people on fortuneed, like, gaslit people into thinking that the okay sign was racist. And then it came around the other way where people were like, you shouldn't do this anymore. And I was like, I'm not letting them take this away. It's crazy to lose this. And yeah, well, it was like the creator of Pepe Frog. He was like, my frog is being used as a dog whistle and I will not allow it.

Pepe outlasted, I would argue. Pepe Alasted. Pepe won for the good. I think also people made it through. Pippo helped. Pippo was a good rebrand. Pipe was survived by his son who should not be condemned for the actions of his father. One time in 2018, Luddwig said in Discord,

which he's never funny in, he said Pippo is not responsible for the sins of his father. And I always thought that was really funny. He beat me to it. He's not. I love that guy. He's a good man. That fucking, that Chungus Ludwig. What I think he is right now?

I don't think he's doing right now. Uh, he's probably... Dipper time in France. Time in Paris. in Perry in gay Perry 1030

how does he know already do you have a you have it on your how do you know why do you know I just know oh god

he's probably into his eighth egg that's kind of money he's into his eighth scrambled egg of the morning because he eats 20 eggs every morning dude he's

he's shacking up with Michael Reeves because this is their oh my god Michael's blowing his back this is their time away together oh Michael's on fucking X of the alphabet

already Damn, he's... Ludwig's lasting as a whole Yeah, Ledwig's in practicing He wants to make it last He wants to take his time with it I mean, I actually really We think you mentioned us going there

In October to film with him Yeah, we should do that I really like Paris I think the only downside I think the reason Ludwig isn't psyched about us going is He was just like, I don't know like how many tickets there are

I don't know how I think it's because he won't get to enjoy that enjoy, oh the race no enjoy Michael oh yeah yeah getting his assolete now for fucking

I feel like yeah yeah yeah yeah we kind of step to that Ludd's like let me all just get separate hotel rooms and all of a sudden

his room is like what's that rhythmic rhythmic sound coming from Ludwig's room poor Lily man I do want to go I do want to go

if we get tickets but yeah sure I'm down I'm indifferent I don't care. I want to see Ludwig race the car fast. Why don't we go to Evo France in Nice? No. That's crazy. There's an Evo France. Wait, when is it? When is it? I don't know. Actually, Nice would be cool because we'd be going somewhere new and we can meet

Ludwig's family. Oh, he met Ludwig's family. No, the other family. His, like, his French family. I swing on his grandfather. Mm-hmm. His 90, 90-year-old? His great grandfather, I swing on him. Oh, God. He's had it too good for too long. Catches your fist like this, fucking flips you over, quick break to the next. neck. You stop breathing quickly. Evo France, October 10th. Wait, that actually weirdly lines up. Is that, dude, imagine a double header?

Just a two week trip to France. Did you know that, it's just more like all fighting game type shit? Did you know DBFZ has a huge French scene? No. Really? Yeah. But they're, dude, French gaming is strange. It's like their, they're, hunter, hunter.

Big Nintendo, like, Nintendo games are like disproportionately popular there. They have huge scenes. for like Mario Kart and Ultimate and like those type of games? What is that? I don't know I don't know where it comes from Oh, this would be so fun All the Europeans get to go Because a lot of Europeans don't go to evil America right now

Because it sucks I think it is like that you get to throw turtles at an Italian man Because do they don't like the Italians over there Yeah, it could just be anti-Italian Well, it's also kind of empowering Because the Italian man is the star, right? True So it's kind of like a proxy war of ideas

Is there a French Nintendo character If you dig really deep I bet there has to be Yes I'm like in 1991 Like he was in Super Mario RPG And he spoke in like a French accent Yeah it's like it's one of the

The small sprites from Yoshi cookie Are Warrior and Walloichi Italian Mm, it's a great question I think warrior is I think Eiji no they're Greek What do they do? That would be Yes

Dude they're Greek That's so funny Because they're like They kind of like shirky Mac and Benny T Yeah Dude Dude Do you guys

Do you guys know the Like silver alerts They put out? You know like your Amber Alerts your phone bows up Yeah I don't know the silver alert though Silver Alert is like It's the same thing But they do it for missing old people

And you get them less often I don't know if they do them everywhere But the other morning They sent one off at like six 30 or 7 in the morning. So it woke me up. And I'm like, dude, what the hell? Looking at my phone and part of me is like,

it's not even a kid. Yeah, I know. But people will get mad at you for saying it. We're all thinking of the same thing. But there's this interesting thing with Silver Alerts where they put a link, they have a link for the information instead of just giving it all to you. and you open it up, it's a tweet on X.

No way. It takes you to X for the Silver Alert. And then all of the replies to this Silver Alert tweet are people just a bitching that it woke them up. They're like, you guys got to stop doing this. You can't fucking set this off. You can't send these off too early. And it's like, I'm reading the response

to like this poor old woman missing, just like everybody complaining about this same shit. Blue Check crypto accounts being like, we got to put a stop to these up. And then like one in ten is like God bless hope they find her and then it's just ten more people Completed it's dude that is such a snapshot of current day Ludwig getting an amber alert that Nick yingling fell in the toilet god damn it's like again Son of a bitch sorry Michael I gotta take this

Dude going to Ludwig's house is funny because cutie has playboys on the toilet yeah yeah and I always I whenever I take a dump in their toilet and I make it I might get stinking there I'm always looking at old boobs I like thumbed through a fucking playboy from the 70s just like this is so weird yeah and uh yeah some of the articles are riveting

they got great articles they have Riley Reed the 8th in there the second yeah yeah yeah of house read awesome of the Akira tribe that's kind of the ideal

time to thumb through, don't you think? It's like the least sexual context imaginable. So you can really take the art for what it is. Well, sometimes you are getting, uh, your poop is so thick that it pushes up against your prop state and you get the poo bar. Hold on. You never have a poop bar? I've never gotten a boner taking a shit. I think that means you have a small prostate because you take giant shits and your prostate should that, it's literally called the poop owner for a reason. It just turned it on you so quickly. If I turn 30 and go to the damn doctor and get my first fucking finger up my butt and they go, you have a small prostate, you know that? I'm going to be so mad that you clock me. I think, it's looking, the evidence is bad, right? Because he takes

the biggest poops. You take, well, do you get morning boners? Yes. Okay. Every morning. So that's your bladder filling up and pushing against your prostate. Yeah. The prostate's very sensitive little man. That's why you get a morning boner. Yeah, he told us that once in pod. Whoa. And I never forgot it because that's a factoid. Because I was, I was, I wanted to know growing up. I was like, I was like, why you know, why do I have my morning wood, yet yet I can pee, yet I can relieve

myself so easily. Sure. You just have to do a handstand to aim your bonnet to the toilet. You got to pee in the, you go in the shower. You got to do the shower and you just fucking let it rock. Pressing down doesn't work. No, no, because pressing down stops the flow. It stops the flow. No, no, no, no. For me, it does. For me? For my micro. My flow is uncontrollable.

It just bends the tube. That's it. You don't have to do this. If you do, if you bend, if you bend, If you bend down, it bends the tube that the pee travels through. You guys are crazy. Maybe I just got a fat tooth. I think you have a fat fucking tube and big flow. Yeah, a tube is like this thing.

My tube's huge. It's like the blood flows. It's like a boba straw. Dude, we have to find out, by the way, what we're playing for for race to gold. When does this actually start? Is it happening? Probably like this week. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you know what the saddest thing is? I'm still, we're still going to do it, but my league bug is just. dying. I'm playing and I'm like I'm just not having as much fun, but I'm down still. Wait, what's it? You don't have to do it. You create stipulations. There are rules to the competition. Yeah. We talked about it. It was like 150 games max. I thought of

a new rule on my flight home, which is I think you should be allowed to dodge but it counts as one of your games. Oh, like you can't. No, I think that's fine because you can only dodge what? Wait, why would you have to add a punishment for dodging? Because there's already, yeah, there's already punishment built into the game. Because if you're dodging, because if you're

dodging tactically for bad matchups or whatever. Yeah. You should have some sort of punishment that like waiting isn't a punishment when the goal is a rank. I think that waiting is a punishment because it's your time. And it's like it's either you dodge and you can dodge

once a stream for a five minute break and then you just go on TikTok. Which is fine. I think that's totally acceptable. If you want no punishment, that's full of me. I think because I think also yeah, I think it's okay. I feel like it's a little bit of like a in the YouTube video about the race it's like

and I dodged all the bad matchups it's like you shouldn't be allowed to do that so we can gentlemen that you shouldn't do that because I think it's bad for the story but I think there's other reasons to dodge too sometimes it's like your team is fucking freaking out like yeah they're pre-inted yeah they're like let's say

you someone picks like any jungle or some shit like I think it's okay we can't put fucking tibbers in the jungle now okay it's crazy he was born for the jungle I feel like he would drive there But I want to really play for 10 bands

But he don't want to do it That's so much money You should do that It's exciting, right? It's so much money It gets the people going That's I'm engaged I'm engaged $10,000 race to gold

We should get a real bar of gold We should buy a real bar of gold Ooh, it'd be tough And then one of us gets to keep it It's good investment You could buy one of those Costco bars I don't think they still sell them But a bar of gold is a lot of money bro

Well it depends how big the box Not like a massive bar The one that you think about is a lot of money, but there's bars of gold that are all sorts of things. Yeah, but then if it's like a baby one, that's fucking cringe. Yeah, what is Zipper? One ounce of gold is $3,500. Zipper, what is the cost of like a bar, a bar-ass bar of gold? Like a kilogram.

Is that what it is? Yeah, dude, it's... A kilo of gold has to be so expensive. It has to be six figures, right? I'll let him pull it up because I don't know if this is accurate. Oh, credit, Swiss gold bar? dude, melt it down that Nazi gold

Wait, there's that guy on TikTok who melts gold down 1.3 million dollars Wait, Troy ounces. Oh my god, it's so What the hell? I got him Troy ounce. I bought ounces off of Troy in high school once. Yeah, it's a lot of money. That is so expensive. That's why a little fun-sized piece of gold

is really cringe. Gold bar. Yeah, that looks like It's one of the math 400 ounces So yeah God damn It's 1.3 million

1.3 million The million dollar Race to gold Oh gold core 60 day returns Goldcore Oh boy I don't want this gold

Wait can we shop For a bit on here What do they got So let's go to buy gold They got any Zipper did they have any Dubloons Oh okay

Let's see a one ounce gold bar That's so tiny Yeah 3,000 and it's only 99% pure give me a hondo wait you didn't get one of those you can't claim that why dude if you got one of those and then pull it winner gets that that's sick but it's how big is it is there a dimensions on it 250 grams 10 ounce oh my god 34k come on boys come what can we look at how big the the one ounce is go to the one ounce I literally think it's this big.

Yeah, they're tiny. Try to find dimensions. Like how... Dimensions. I want to see like... They're teeny. Keep scrolling. Yeah, keep scrolling.

Is there really not a day? This is probably a decent Google question. Okay, here we go. Oh, measures 41 millimeters by 24 millimeters. What is that? Millimetres. The American mind cannot comprehend. Is this more of a millimeter or is this more of a millimeter?

This is a millimeter. Wait, wait. Oh, it's about the size of an Apple watch. Oh, dude, it's fucking tini as shit. Honestly, making a necklace out of its kind of money. That's still sick to play for it. Oh, man, we make, well, come on. Is it?

Come on. Why don't we spice it up a little bit? I mean, I'm saying 10 bands is fucking. Make it more interesting for me. Oh, the rest of gold, and it's a gold bar. Yeah. I didn't even think about you. Are you guys dead ass?

I thought gold was a valuable thing. It's just gold is valuable. Gold is a valuable thing. That's what? That's crazy. This makes sense. This is affordable for us. Yeah, let's do it. I'm done. We play for gold. Cash for gold.

Cash for gold. The cash for gold run. That's tough, bro. Okay, so, so winner gets the, the one ounce, $3,000 gold bar that the other person is to buy. We buy it first, and we have it on display. Yeah, we put in like a case. Every morning we walk it. We should do it at the office. We should stream from the same room. Every morning we walk in and kiss the gold.

Yeah, we kiss the gold. Kiss it. That's a great idea. Okay, but start date. Pick it. Let's get started. We gotta figure it out. We want to shoot a video. Let's get started. We can't get bogged down in the detail.

What would the video be? It's just like a trailer for it. I had an idea. I don't want to say it though. I had an idea. But yeah, just some sort of promo that we're doing it. It's so tiny.

It's really, it's almost the size of an app. It's like a little lighter. It's so, wait, wait, the one ounce is what we're getting, not the gram. Oh, oh, right, right, right. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, so that's kind of money. Wait, can you zoom out to see it, the iPhone? It's literally a fourth of an iPhone. I feel like it's the size of it's like the size of one of those little pocket lighters. Yeah, okay that's sick. The flip white lighters. Team one fourth of my iPhone. We have to make some sort of necklace out of it. God damn a kilo is an iPhone. God, an iPhone size bar gold is $1.3 million. Dude, gold's really rare. Is that 400 ounces a kilo? I guess so. God

damn, that's crazy. Wait, no. There's no way that's 10 ounces and that's... 1,000 grams and And then a kilo is different, which is stupid. I don't know why it's showing two different kinds. Why are we measuring grams, ounces, and kilos? Well, a gram is 1,000, a kilo is 1,000 grams. Which is why are we doing it like that? I don't know. That's why it's weird. Anyway, so that'll be it.

I'm excited. The race to go. I want to watch. It's going to be hard. You have to stream all the games, right? Yeah. Yeah. God damn fucking pedophile was in my fucking mid-lane dude.

Last night I played a Zaddy shit on my fucking brain. In a normal. And he was about to take over. He's Platt. I'm like, why there's Plots in my normals? That's good practice. And then next game, I ban Z, trauma ban. Yeah, sure. It's the same guy in Midlane.

We get into the game. He goes, you seriously ban Zed after one game. Dude. And he picks Akali. I shit on the Akali. Okay. But I don't feel good because I banned his fucking Maine. No, that's fine.

That's fine. I look at his match history. He loses every game that isn't Zed. Interesting. I had to play some Tom Kens the other day. And I'm like, you know what? Still got it. They just don't respect the kensch.

You eat them, spit them under Tower, spit on it. Yep. And we're going to eat spit on and spit you under Tower in the Patreon episode now. I'll just spit on you. Yeah, that's Icelandic. That's Icelandic. Yes, isn't that crazy? That's fucked up.

I literally thought Zipar had a stroke. It was trying to say, all done. That's from Calgary. All right. Well, if you want to listen to more of the yard or the RD&D early or GameCube Explorers, which has actually been gearing up to be a pretty good show. Go to the Patreon right now. Do it right now.

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