The Yard - Ep. 216 - The Race to Gold..

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

This week, the boys talk about the incredible Wigan kebab, the salad bar at PSL, and how the race to gold has begun... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I won't say anything you can speak your piece. And everyone can talk about how much they like it. No, I frigging wish we could turn back time to the good old days. The good old days? You friggin' wish that? Yeah. What is the exact good old days? What does it start?

Which we could turn back time? What frigging good old days? Have you guys ever had the thought that if we kept doing that, like if we had done the podcast in the attic for this long? Like if we had done it in the attic for the entire time, someone would have fallen down the ladder by now. Yeah, definitely a guest probably. I don't think so.

I think it'd be a guest. Oh, you mean the whole ladder, not the attic one. Like accidentally falls in the hole. Yeah, when we invite a guest to climb up our hole. It is funny because it is like a vertical shaft. It is. It's not like a, uh, it's just a staircase. It's like you have to climb a ladder like it's the side of a building.

Yeah. It's also not a crazy skill to have. I think everyone can climb a ladder. Yes. Well, Stavros had some trouble. Everyone should be able to climb a ladder. Yeah.

Should. Dude, Stavros. I thought they was going to get caught like in a fucking cartoon. When it's like... In the out of the hole? Yeah.

When Christopher Robin has to pull poo out of the... That's why I feel like it was a good... If anyone, didn't make it, I wouldn't do the pot of them. Yeah, this is a test. This is my test. Well, I was thinking of something recently. It was like the first set that we had was up two different types of ladders, the only

access points. The second set we had is also up a staircase. We do not have a handy, capable, accessible podcast. No. There would be no way for us to have someone unless we hoisted them out of their chair. Well, hold up. Up the stairs. We can solve this.

At an elevator? You want to get an elevator? At an elevator. We had a women's month. And now we have a handicapped month. I thought you were going to say it's elevator month. I don't think those things should be equivalentized in the way that you're saying. In a way.

But what you're saying is we had this one group and now this other group. Now we would, yes. Okay. To imply a similarity between them? No, to show that one group is handicapped in some sort of physical form. The other group is handicapped to not fight with their co-workers constantly. Okay. I'm saying.

Tell stories at home about it. What? Well, group is handicapped to not confront things in the workplace. A little group is handicapped on they phones. What were you doing? What were you in here early today? I was working, bro. Who were you doing?

He always says it's working. It looks like you were playing a free Xbox 360 game. Yeah. He says it's work when it's something more embarrassing to describe. No, no, no. I say it's work when I go live and stream. But it was just a game we're playing for off-brain game. brain game. Oh, that is work. Oh, we shouldn't

I said that. Testing it out. Sounds a fucking look. What did you say? It looked like a dope mixture of like. You can call it X. It looks like an Xbox. Like Silk Song meets like Breaking Bad. They spent three months on it, so if it looks like that, it's crazy.

Just like Fire IP type shit. They got Vince. Oh, so fucking good. You're one of them, huh? I'm not going to play it, but it looks awes. No, bars. You're bars right now. It's Goatee. It's Go tea right now.

I think maybe I think What's the first the first game was called what? Hollow Night What's the other game that's kind of like Hollow Night? It looks almost like Oh geez and then it's like six hours I think I maybe didn't play Hollow Night Maybe I played a different game that was like it

Yeah probably main elder ring Oh it's like probably like Metal Gear Solid 2 Nope it's definitely not I think we're thinking of the same game Is there a game that's like aesthetically similar to Hollow Night that's really popular No Eastcraft Terraria

It's literally true. You guys ever play Fortress Craft? No. Never played that? It was a free version of Minecraft for the Xbox. Forcenscraft? Fortresscraft. Forzonscraft.

Can you look up Fortress Craft? I'm making a competitor. Before Minecraft came to the Xbox 360 arcade, there was a game called Fortress Craft that was free, and it was like exactly Minecraft, but like really scuffed. Yeah. And you play with your avatar. Fortresscraft in 2025.

This is crazy. I like how the other video was Fortress Craft. Craft in 2024. People are still playing this shit. And I can't wait for January 1st because I'm making Fortress Craft in 2026. Okay, they have made this game look a lot better. This has mods.

But it used to look substantially worse than this. While the gravity is different. I feel like I'm looking at Gary's Mod Minecraft. Yeah, yeah, it looks like, it looks like CS1.6. Is it? Is it Gary's Mod Minecraft? No. It's kind of like a mixture of like Roblox and Minecraft.

And Forza made this? but uh... famously in one day it's just Swedes it's Swedes making crafting game the fun part about this game is you could join literally any server plug in a real keyboard to your Xbox 360 and access the dev

like mode and then you could just spawn a million T&T and crash the entire server and you could do it anywhere wow it was really awesome is he just one tapping the dirt oh yeah you just one tapping the dirt yeah that's great better game better game and every single

that is better pizza Papa Jones you don't want to see the animation You gotta work for it, dude. But I had a fucking nightmare last night that felt like it lasted maybe a year and it's a nightmare I've had a recurring nightmare I have where I've just,

I was part of a group of people who killed someone, but I like was kind of just there and I didn't do any of the killing but the information's about to come out that I just killed someone. I hate those dreams and I'm like running. I'm like, I'm on the run and I run so far I end up at like a fortress craft field

and I go and there's this business and I remember I had a nightmare a long time ago with this exact setting, but the business was a name that I made up. In this dream, I don't think I could remember what the name was. So it was a different business, but it was all, everything else's the same. And I went in it and it was the same co, it was the same workers who were, it was like a trampoline park kind of looking inside. I think a trampoline park I've been to.

And I saw that and I was like, oh my God, it's so cool. You guys still work here. And they're like, it's not cool. We still work here. We work at a trampoline park and they were all so mad at me. That's a wrong thing to say there. But I'm just kind of run from the police. And I'm like, I'm sorry.

So you're running from the police. You did a crime. you're making social foe pause. The crime was murder. The crime was murder. No, the crime was what you said. Yeah, the crime was the trampoline place. Because why would you say that?

They don't want to be made. Well, that's so awesome. Yeah. Like, they're still. You know, you haven't even left us in our hometown. I was happy to see them. This is some shit Ayd would say, actually. I was just happy to see you.

I was just so happy to see. You still work the trampoline place. How's that going? And the guy's like, it's fucking terrible. What the fuck do you think? You're like, oh. I may have done this at the Derry Queen I used to work at. Like, I'm not.

So, dirt you're all here. You're rolling up in a Lambo. Doug Doug's in the back passed out from Vegas. It's got L.S. fucking decal on the side. But we're still driving through Linden, Washington on the way home. That's right, because you got a road trip. And it's fuck the L.S. L.S. L.S.-Monday.com. Tour.

I would drive the salesforce presents Landoz. Presents L.S. I do not want a normal Lambo. If you put a Salesforce logo on it, I think of it. And then it's your boy. And you go, dude, it's so cool you work here. And they go, yeah. man you go ah sorry can you hold it upside down for me hold it upside down for me i don't hold it upside down

though that one can i get that free can you give me the receipt and also your employee number it slides out you're like gonna need it for free you're gonna need the free one you know my boss at that job was always so he's such a good boss he's so nice he's the gm and he uh he had a dream when i was working there that he was going to save up enough to buy this store and he was going to keep and then keep running it. He was going to bite off the owner. And he had a dairy, he had a Camaro. He had a Camaro that he would park at work, drive to where he loved the Camaro, and then, you know, one day he's going to save up enough to do that. And I think a couple years ago, he did do it. So he's the guy, I feel like I can say it to. You should take a field trip. He owns it. So that's

different than if you work at the trampoline park. And you're like, yeah, it's going to tops and the downs. The same. Did you ask them if they owned the trampoline park in the dream? No, no. I said it was so cool. That would be even worse. Are you the owners? Oh, God. Dreams are so weird Because these three people, I recognize them from my real life, but I don't know where.

Like, I know I've seen them, but it could have been passing in the street. There's a house episode where Dr. House has a dream where he's in Afghanistan, much like your co-worker or has a Camaro. It's either you went to Afghanistan and got alone or you run a Dairy Queen. That's the Camero owners of America.

Anyway, Dr. House has a dream where he meets somebody in Afghanistan. And he's like, I don't remember this person I've ever seen them. But because I'm a doctor, there's no face you can generate in your mind. You have to have seen them before. Yeah. So he's like, so then he has a patient. He's like, I've seen you in my dream.

Were you in porn? Which is a funny thing to say. Because that's, you know, what they were. That's a good line for Dr. House. Anyway, I had this idea where I would go to my hometown and visit every place I've ever smoked weed in. And it's the smoke weed hometown tour. Yeah.

And take pictures. And you gotta go to Jessica's house. Yeah, you gotta go to Ms. Blair's house, who was the teacher that had sex with my friend Joey. This is all known. Yeah. Yeah, this is it. This is Dr. House in Afghanistan.

And IED hit the truck. He lost his leg because he's, you know, disabled. Is this an Afghanistan, California? This is such a funny image. This is insane. It looks AI. I'm like AI for sure. I think his head is CGD.

it might be it just looked like it was whatever yeah it would be fun I had a thought passing thought for a moment that it'd be fun to like

go work like Aiden's old job or something but then it feels a little bit like weird it's like ha ha we're looking at us you're the McDonald's guy

you're the fucking normal job it's Trump and McDonald's there's the British guy no not Trump no that was epic there's this British guy who got like a sponsorship with McDonald's

and he like worked at McDonald's for the day and he was like, here we are at the friars. It's fucking disgusting. The frears look amazing. This is so fun. McDonald's propaganda. And he's just having a fucking blast at every turn.

And the workers just like, yeah, you just kind of put the potatoes in. And the fries will come out. You leave it for 30 seconds. Like, 30 seconds. That's it for fries. That's what genuinely A-Rog would do. He'd be like, oh my God, this is fucking crazy. Oh my god, these three book birds and patties and cheese.

Oh, I'm going to put the cheese on there. I'm excited. He would do that if it was Chili's. He would. He loves Chili's. He loves Chili's. He's a big Chili's guy. He's a big Chili's guy. He's honestly the thing I hate most about it. We were theory crafting in the car the other day.

We came up with two brand new terms that you guys can all take. There he is. That outfit, bro. This is the guy. Can you play the volume for a second? I love. I love. But don't forget, you can swap them for parrot sticks or applications.

The employee. Like, yeah, that's cool. See? I like how he shows it all. He just shows it to the camera, like, Look at this! Look at this! As if it's not the restaurant that we've all fucking been to our whole life.

Yeah, it is. Look at this exotic chain that I've found. Money spreading $13 in tips, and this is what they actually make here. It's unbelievable. In only 17 hours. I can't buy anything. You can buy a smack bar and pee wet at least.

barme pee wet at least we wait what is that you know smack barm pee wet is anyone else catching no no wait really what the fucking 90% of what you two say i ignore because i don't get that's so mean for one you rope to nick in again can you can you look at nick has references i don't get smack barm p wet smack bar just like just try your best on youtube smack barm p wet barm with an m yeah it's a wigan kebabb that didn't know What are you talking about? This is so annoying because you should know about this because you should be culture. Is this like 6-7?

No, I promise not like 6-7. I flinch when I hear it now. You do this. No, it's dead. Jim Nance did it. Jim Nance did it on Sunday football. He's, he went,

oh, it looks like they're about six, seven yards away from the first down market. And so it's dead. Dude, on the last message of all friends, we said 6-7 organically. On the on the plus playing left for dead,

and there's a single frame of a laughing emoji that just pops up. I guess I think Zipper had trouble with your with your fucked up. Wait, Zippers, just look up smack farm, pee dead. Yeah, just that's so fun and knowing to me a couple weeks ago, and people called me stupid for not knowing about it.

Yeah, but when it happens with you, it's like Mr. Beast, and you're like, what's that? This isn't like an equivalent thing. Yeah, it is like that. All right, I'm sending. and get to you zipper. You know what, you know,

6-7 might be out, but you know what's in? Dropping the fucking F-bomb on Twitch. Whoa. You were gonna bring this up. You're gonna bring this up. What? Because you fucking,

because L.S. is trying to take down Mafiathon. Dude. L.S. trying to take down Mafia thought. What's his friend? It's a difficult game about climbing. His friend was named D's.

His friend was named D's, I believe. Dez, bro. It was D's. And D's. is, you know, he can say it. I'm not shocked that L.S. is so fucking, like, shaken by a black man at the top of Twitch.

What? I think that, yeah, I think it's something that you guys have a problem with. Especially after showing, one of your members showed, I'll say it. I'll say it, and I'll be brave. H.P. Hitler porn. H.P. Sorry. H. Sam.

Ayesha. It was A. You guys are showing. H. Sam. On your, on your little YouTube streams, do whatever you're on. Your sexually explicit material. And,

kind of said I got a hand job on Twitch and is not banned. I think he could do whatever the fuck you want. By the way, he didn't bust. Yeah, that's the difference. Oh, you just got stroked. That's the difference. If you bust on Twitch, you are gone.

You're banned. Yep. Okay, so can you go to the middle? We ate a wegan kebab. Okay, right. The weirdest meal in the north? Keep going. That's a wig and kebub. Keep going, though.

It's probably the hump in the time line. It's the next time he talks to the man. I want to hear what this is. This is called again. Just keep going. This video. Right here. There you go, young man.

Enjoy. That's ADP. SmackBahn pee wet. Pause. Gotta be honest. I know this. Yeah, I know. You've probably seen it on stream.

It's very popular. You showed this to me like fucking seven years ago or something. No, I didn't, because I didn't know what it was. You've known this. When was this uploaded? Uh, this is a, this is a while ago. Um... Joe.

Five years ago. Well, not seven, a lot of it. It's definitely not a very known thing. You're acting like this is fucking Hawk to a girl. It's a great... It's a new castle of point in pine. I'm not doing it right.

700,000. It's not like that much. It's a lot. I mean, it's, but it's something that like shows up in like YL YL's. Dude, that looks disgusting. So what it is, he actually put too many peas on there because usually you just get the wet.

Right. So it's a smack barm which is a fried piece of bread on bread and then you get the wet from the peas. But this man, he kind of played it up for the cameras and he put a lot of peas on there, he's just supposed to be the wet. You put a little too much pee on there. Yeah, and that's a smack ball and pee wet.

And that's the kind of things that Aiden will be eating all the time in Europe. I think I've been to where he's eating this. What is Wiggin? Not the exact store of it. Oh. And the Wigan kebab is just a meat pie in a bun. Wow.

I'm a, I'm a keep it a buck. I heard Aiden on the meeting. I was eavesdropping on his L.S. meeting. Yeah. Yeah. And first off, he goes, he goes, yeah, I'm Aiden so I do this podcast and I actually have another podcast that's a lot different in tone we shoot the shit on there I heard of you is like yeah so this is what

we do on the show and stuff and it's also you know on the the other show I'm on and he kind of is like he's like put it away he didn't say the name he wasn't like it's called the yard you know I don't worry about that show you don't worry about that show it's like but anyway the Lamborghini sales course experience I really am interested in doing this shit. Hey, do you know I show speed? I probably, yeah, yeah, of course you don't. So he goes across the country. I want to do the same thing. Well, okay, well, here's what then he says. Then he says, he says, yeah, I'm thinking of moving to Europe in a year. And then, and then he says, maybe change. And then embarrassingly says

Sweden. I don't know why he's embarrassed about that. He said Europe, and I feel like the other LS guys were giving a hard time. He goes, Sweden. I didn't even say. Did you sheepishly say Sweden? Be honest with me. Did you. Did you. She officially said sweeping. Because initially, the Europe was loud. He was like, yeah, I didn't say that. I didn't even say Europe. I just said it was moving.

You're moving? Brother, I was eavesdropping. Okay? We listened to your meetings. Anyway, um, what, what, what? Well, my point is you're leaving. And I got the Salesforce Lamborghini. You're leaving in a year.

No. In change with your Salesforce Lamborghini. No, babe. You're leaving in a year and change. I'm not. I'm going to come back all the time to drive the sales force Lamborghini. You're not coming back all the time. I will.

I'll be here for you. way, we're doing the fucking yard auditions, what I'm trying to say. Yes. Open yard auditions. You're not giving it to Dax. You must either be LGBTQ plus

a woman. Well, you could get D's on because he's gay. That's why he said it. That's true. You can be D's. Dude, if he came out of the closet right now, that would be...

Yeah. And you outed him. Guy's like, bro, you got to pull the rip cord. You got to save this. You gotta save the Mafiathon. You think he's gonna... You think that boy's gonna do it? Love it.

You think he's gonna get a million subscribers? Yeah, easily. Easily. So easily. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

It's not going to a guy who has done a sub-a-thon. Without problem. Yeah, but it's not even halfway there. Lacking difficulty. It has to happen in a month, right? Yes. And he's not halfway there.

He's at 300K and it's been six days. It's been eight days. But how many was he already at? Huh? What was he already at? 70k maybe? Whoa, it's a lot. Easily.

I'm telling you easily. I don't know, man. He's a bomb pace. You see, he stole our idea? Huh? You still our idea? What was that? What are you doing?

They were doing candy tier list. They were doing a candy two list. Week after we said candy two list, boom, Kai's going to a candy two list. Nick literally messaged me, which he doesn't do the, I message him nowadays. He messages me. And he said, dude, Kai stole our idea. They're doing it right now. And we were the first people to come up with that

Right, right, right, that's a coincidence, right, guys. Well, what's weird as today announced the RD&D and it's called that. Yo, I'm a turtle! Is this Georg? Oh my God. Actually, that's more of a phantom character. If I'm being real about it.

Dude, if they did D&D, that would go. That would be really good. I think they would be good at it. They'd be great. They'd be amazing. Dude, by the way, I am apparently not allowed to make fun of Ludwig for being late for the rest of the year.

Apparently. Apparently. Apparently. You signed, I would say it's a binding agreement, would you not? I think that what it's, well, do you want to explain why you're being? I guess, I guess. I want to hear what you have to say. What's he being? A cunt. I'm being that.

Okay. So I would think a cunt is someone who has no respect for other people's time. To me, it's when you were so. self-serving that showing up doesn't matter because it's your world

and we should go on your clock in your time oh wait no sorry his assistant got him a meal no yeah that's right

your assistant got you a meal brought to what you order Dornash to the fucking pod now sorry should I have not shown up would that have been better thing to

he flipped it we're back on you yeah That was so silly. I was here on time in Dordash. Next time I'll just be at the coffee shop for 75 minutes. Basically, I slept through D&D by accident. I forgot it was in the morning. It wasn't by accident.

Oh, yeah, I was on purple. What are you talking about? You intentionally slept. You did not, you were not considerate. You are intentionally not considerate of our time. Why are you being an ape right now? You hate when he's late too. I don't even give it.

Oh, look at me. The zombies are going to come out of me. I'm so happy. I'm sketching the symbols. So anyway, for the rest of the year, you can't be mean to me for being late. Not that I will be late. So that's what I'm trying to say here

is what you're saying is like that being late is okay sometime. It's because Ludwig's a new man. I am a new man. He shook him down. He did shake him down. He doesn't like this. He doesn't like this.

You know what also is weird about this is I don't show up to Ludovic's house that often. I go, you know, maybe once every month and a half, once every two months, I'll show up in a morning. I'm like, Ludwig, we got to talk. We got to talk. He hates this. He calls me, he, in private, he tells Yangling, you let the terrorist into my home. Dude, you show up to his house to talk to him. Yeah, because sometimes we got to talk. Like a cartel member? I'm upstairs. I get up. I'm brushing my teeth. And I just hear,

I think I was on the Peloton. I was on a fucking Peloton. And then I hear just the loud boom of Aiden going like, yeah, no, it's probably. going to be more north that we're moving, but, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, that can't be the right voice. This can't be real. That's not my beautiful girlfriend. Can I show you the life your painting of yourself? You're on the Peloton with your assistant nearby. You're wearing a net spend t-shirt. You're excited for Silk Song and your assistant brings your other assistant brings you food while you podcast. That's, these are your alkyl. Yeah, so go on. What did Aiden do? That's so This is actually five had. I door dashed and then I timed him coming in because I knew who's at my house.

Jesus Christ. This is fucking electric. You're so in touch. All right. So what did Aden do? Hold up. I'm not in touch. I'm electric. There's a fucking difference, buddy. Aiden showed up in my fucking house and then he fucking shakes me down because I missed one fucking meeting because I had a work thing. And then he got really pissed off about it. Like a little bitch. Oh, look at the windshield wipers. Was it an important meeting? Oh, slime? I don't know. I don't know. You tell me.

Perhaps when you run an event company that puts on events for your stream. Guys, guys, Loewing is not a type of guy to miss something that's important because he wants to play video games or stream. That is not the kind of guy that he is. This is what I'm not going to stand here for the slander. I don't know I'm going to say anything. I'm not allowed. He went?

Okay. I'm just asking questions. This is what it was. We just have this events weekly that we do. With a bunch of people at the company, and it's a meeting that Ludwig has to be in because it's where he answers a bunch of questions about our events.

Okay. And then it has been rescheduled like five weeks in a row. Five weeks in a row. And we haven't had this meeting. And this week, this week, Connor C-Dog VA is in a town. And I hate bringing it up in front of Connor because Connor, he wants to dive in front of Ludwig and take the bullets and be like, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to make him miss the meeting. Connor, it's not your fault. Conner, it has nothing to do with you. Little bit. They went, he played hookie and went and saw a movie. No. He just skipped a meeting for a movie. I didn't skip the meeting.

I said, hey, I have to reschedule this over the meeting time. Cancel the meeting. And I gave a fine nine hour advance. Dude, you're crazy. And it wasn't a movie. No, he says nine hour advance. He said this at 2 a.m. in the group chat that he has with Christian

and yingling. 9.m. is not a 9 hour. That's a 9 hour advance. They wake up in, they wake up with 2 hours to go. I didn't know you were sleeping. You're crazy.

It wasn't a movie, by the way. It was a theatrical experience. It was Akira Kurosawa's rams. Oh, it was for something. And we're there at 1040, 1030, 1040. Ludwig's still upstairs, you know, presumably in his wake-up routine. And he didn't like it.

And I was like, like, wait, have you thought? about going to bed earlier and waking up earlier. Like I have an option! You think I don't want to go to bed earlier? I'll fucking love that, Aiden. But I'm in bed last night as an example. I get to bed at 1 o'clock. I'm bed last night.

You know, my girlfriend's tired. He's tired. I'm like, it's great. So we're in bed. And you know what happens? What happened? I go, I go, am I chubby? You say that?

I said this I just did that And it spawned a 30 minute conversation Oh my God She said well You're not not Oh chubby

It was so much worse than that Nick She goes You're not chubby And I go Hmm And then I thought it was over And she goes You're dense

Oh You're dense You're dense And I go I'm dense You're big Hmm But I'm not chubby No you're not chubby

No, you're not chubby. You're big. You're big like... Oh, no. And then she goes, boom, boom, bum. No, she didn't do that. She does this. She does this. I'm not like exaggerating a character of her.

She literally goes like that, boom, boom. Like, you reverber, you cause an earthquake in the house. You're, pf. And I go, I'm not chubby. She goes, you know, you're not chubby. Oh, my God. Metal Mario? You're metal Mario.

You're dense. And I'm like, I'm like, this all seems bad. what you would sink. And I was like, is there a light part of me? She goes, no. No. She's right. There's no...

There isn't a light part of him. That's very apt to her to say. She's gentle, gentle forearms and hands. 30 minutes of this. From 1.30 to 2 a.m. Mm-hmm. I can't go to bed earlier. Because that's when she's calling me fat time.

It's calling me fat time. Yes. And it's fucking 30 minutes long. You haven't scheduled in. But the end result of this was Ludwig was like, I'm going to be more on time to meet me. I'm going to respect the calendar more. He said that?

Yeah. That's fucking great. And since then, since then, it's been pretty, we're five days, five days, that's almost a week. I had one, I had one oopsie. Already?

Yeah. He was a cartoon character. I had an oopsie. What? Well, he wouldn't, he wouldn't miss anything important for video games. There was, maybe some sort of 10 year anniversary

10 year anniversary for naked 2 dude maybe some sort of 10 year anniversary that was crazy my girlfriend did you go he's no yeah what

he's known her for 70s I went on time I showed up the the minute it started he's known her for seven of those years I went I was there Aiden was there forgot that

forgot you were there was a squadron there you know who went Mike you know where Mike lives pretty far away yeah that's far it's far no he was playing

it was important it was like climbing game it was like a game you climb it's streamed for out 12 hours yeah it was the most interesting um was it worth it did you finish what did you play you beat the game I did I did it I did beat it I saw I beat the game

I beat the game at 1230 in the morning but it wasn't it was it was a relapse it was dark and I'm sorry I was wrong for that I played the game and I was like oh I'll beat it and then just go and it was like 6 p.m and then it literally felt like a time lap and it was midnight

and I was in a dark place and I was like I need to beat this otherwise I don't have value in this world Qudy's not getting out free either man she is getting out free

she was at if you should it had something to do the phase member I'm shooting her in the head on the spot Marrott's wife's wedding party

phase Marat phase Marat she's making the cupcakes for the wedding they did a cupcake trying who is Marat Hassan's brother Fais Marat

Fais Marat You're serious That indicates it That's fair The whole family's out Yeah that's fair You can throw out the whole family With the bath water

I went And it was cool Well there was You know what I was thinking about I was thinking real deep And long about this show And how sometimes We're the main enemy

Like I'm the main enemy A lot But sometimes Aiden's the main enemy And sometimes you're like Today I think you're the main enemy because you're insane. And sometimes Nick's the main enemy. And I think there's this sitcom aspect

where like everyone, we all pass around the ball of being like the, it's always sunny like Dennis Reynolds' evil person, right? And I think the ball gets passed this week, not to Ludwig, to Nick. Because what Nick did at PSL is crazy. Oh my God. Is this slime's favorite lie?

of all time. I don't know why I see this. I don't know what it is. What is a great question? Because it's interesting because you're, you weren't at PSL. I wasn't. And I was,

and I was, yet I'm excited. Yet I'm excited to hear the thing that you might be making up and I'm ready to free people who were there. I don't think it's a lie because, uh-huh. Well,

basically Nick made his mom work for PSL. He forced her to work PSL. And she may operated a salad bar at PSL. Through tears. Which is crazy. and made her wear a little bow tie and like a servant. Classic servant garb.

Don't enable him. Well, I'm just bringing up the points that I think he was gonna make. I did think it was weird when I was sitting down. I was mid-round and she brought around cookies on a silver platter.

There was no platter. And she said, sir, my son said, but she said it a little bit loud and then Nick is like, shut up! What did I tell you? There's no cookie or d'urves. She went hors d'urves.

And Nick went, hors d'urves. You don't pronounce the H. Or d'urves. He don't pronounce an H. Yes, I hit her. but that's part of our family operates that way. We're Italian.

We grew up that way. No, it was actually slime. I can't even digest because it was such an amazing salad bar that to express anything but appreciation. It was so funny to be like, everyone come to PSL this week. My mom is doing a salad bar. And I was like, you're making your mom work it. And she's like, no, she wants to do it, which is just a funny conversation to have. My mom listens to our show.

She heard that we said we only eat pizza. There was a whole discussion. She's like, what if I came and did healthy food for you guys? It was amazing. It was genuinely such an amazing. I ate so much salad. It's crazy.

And then she made more of the salad. Yeah, she wouldn't have made more. That was crazy. And I was like, you don't recognize how much we all ate. We ate a lot. And there's so many cookies.

Oh, that's so many cookies. The cookies were good. Those are from my hometown. You know what else she did, dude? So I went up PSL. I play a few games. And then I am talking to Zipper 2 and Nick's mom upstairs

and we're just talking about a bunch of different stuff probably like an hour and a half and I got to go home I walk into the office I look at my desk there's a gigantic reading light on my desk no fucking way Nick's mom got me a reading light for my desk after listening to the episode

she's like I was on the subreddit this is too much 17 minutes was too long she's so tapped in it's crazy she listens to everything it's insane she listens to lemonade stain yeah She listens to 11 minutes. She's in L.S.? Yeah. She's caught up on our show, the Patreon, and his show.

Wow. She's just a grinder. Dude, if my mom... Is she listening to M2AF, too? No, I told her that one's not for her. He said no. I said, you're not going to understand Alex. You start freestyle with her.

Dude, you should have your mom on M2AF. That'd be insane. That would be pretty insane. And she can't be worse than slime at Cod. That's mean. No, she would be about the same. Yeah. Less motion sick.

Dude, if my mom was alive, I don't think she'd listen to this show. There's this old story about, you know how Boomhauer and King of the Hill, right? Mike Judge based that off a guy who used to call in MTV to Beavis and Butthead because Mike Judge made that show.

He would call on MTV and he called the show Porky's Butthole because he didn't know what his call. He's like, oh, poorie's butthole. Come on to turn that shit off TV and he based Boomhauer on that guy. That would be my mom. She would assume that the yard is some sort of like porn

and be like, yeah, I don't know. My son's doing great. he's doing some thing, but it's some gay. He shows himself online and he works in adult. It's probably, it's a doll. He's an adult performer. Yeah, and she would just say that and be like, I'm so proud of him. But yeah, your mom and my mom

would be very different in that way because she supports. My mom's in between. I had a funny moment at PSL where I was, you know, I'm with my friends. I'm playing Call of Duty. We're watching video games on the TV and I'm and I was eating the exact same assortment of snacks that my mom would make when I was

a kid because my mom is making the snacks. So it was like it was so weird. I was surreal. I ate a grape and I was like oh my god. Nothing has changed. For 20 years I'm doing the exact same thing and it was a weird harrowing like I need to go move for me to change

my name or dude I ain't like dye my hair. Isn't that awesome? That's what it's all about dude. I was like now I'm the one choosing to do it instead of just I have no other option. Dude PSL was tough too. Oh my God. We couldn't balance teams. Dude no one cared but I did the

Crazy as shit at PSL Basically every team that lost I was like Nick swapped to this team And then that team would crush and then he'd swap back And Nick went on like a dumpster run I hit a triple collateral You did hit a triple collateral high rise On the last round

That's crazy I mean I was there in a way Yeah yeah we had about 12 to 18 people sitting around Just watching slime play League of Legends And there's a decent amount of people in the room who were, like, good at league. So a lot of people, they'd see you make a decision, and there would be a groan.

And I'd be like, what, what, what he'd do? They were so judgy. Oh, really? Because after PSL ended, everyone was gone. Like, I went pee, and I was, and I was like, ghost town. I was like, whoa, people love quick. And I go upstairs, and they all just started a watch party of your last game of the night.

Yeah. And so they're, they're commenting on it like it's fucking, you know, faker in worlds. And if he fucks up a single thing, it's like, well, he's washed. Yep, he's washed, you know, and but it's you, and you know, you're fucking up a lot of things. It's more than one thing. Dude, you would miss like one minion and the room would just go, God, he's just got to get those. It was too much.

It's like, it's okay for him to miss that. I'll say this, when someone told me we're all watching PSL or watching you at PSL, I was like, this is everything I've ever wanted, was like a group of my friends just watching me play video games. that's that's that's the goal well they're also evil because a lot of them just kept wanting to go into your chat to try to say something to set you off yeah because kelby did that yes oh my god it was so it was good that i walked by his desk when he was on that red bull meeting and farted right in your mouth that's bad that's actually one i don't think he was that i don't think he was that by the way that's one that's one what that's one and you get three i get three yes so i'm doing

my second one today and guess what happens and you do your third Then I'm gone. But I get my second one and he has to taste of my broccoli. Ewe. That's just... Don't you eat broccoli and fucking ages too last night? Yes, I have. I ate probably a lot actually. Last night. I had gas like all night but I couldn't fart. It like wouldn't come out. It was just like there and I was just like God this sucks. It hurt. Like a cow.

Yeah when you got a fucking... And then it was like midnight. I'm in bed with my lovely 10 year anniversary, fucking girlfriend. We're sitting there and I'm like, oh my god, it's time. It's here. So I leave the bed. I leave the back, I go to the other side of the room, and she's like, what are you doing? And I let out like a slime level, like a B-tier slime level, fart, and she gagged. From the audio? No, from the thought, well, from the audio, and then from the thought that it was in here with us.

Yeah, you didn't leave the room, you just did it in the corner. She, like, choked. And I was, in my head, I was like, try it. You get it. You understand it. time. You understand me. Dude, try it. Try it. At the end of that episode,

try it. At the end of the chat episode is like I'm like crying laughing while I rewatch try it. I think it's all time. I love trying. I think it says where lovage message me. He's like, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's like tears in my eyes funny

at the end of that episode. That's so good. Why you help me out, Loving? You want me to help you? I've been having issues with my sleep. Guys, I'm fucking tired. Whoa. You sound gross.

It was tired. You sound like a sleeping beauty character. I was so excited. Why are you doing more coppice? Guys, guys. I've recently been doing some study. Really? Yeah, I think we're a bit dumb on this show.

And so I decided to increase my intelligence. And I took a quiz. Oh. I took this. I watched the quiz. It's a good question, Dick. You sound tired. I'm tired.

I took the Helix sleep quiz And it tells you what the best mattress is for you I just thought of a bed Got me again God, you're yawning a lot I see it's yeah The helix sweet quiz

Because the helix offers 20 different types of mattresses Will tell you the perfect mattress for you And I took this quiz genuinely And I bought a helix sleep mattress With my own money And you might be wondering Why'd you do with your own money

And it's because Nick took all our free mattresses That is true I'm so tired He has eight of them in his garage vertical and he's ready to sell them. Nick got one for himself then said I need one for Ludwig and then just put it in his own house and then said I need one for Aden just put in his own house yeah and now the Heelk's sleep company thinks that we all have one I just decided to buy one I bought one what did you Ludwig I got the midnight luxe look that's what I use you and it is pretty

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Slash the yard. Back to the episode. Like a dolphin. It is dolphin-esque. Whale. Yeah, I think this is a theory I think that holds weight. We are essentially, it's always sunny where we're all terrible people all the time. But depending on the episode, we change who has to be the less terrible person.

I think I agree. Yeah, it's Monster of the Week, but one of us is the monster. That's right. Like friends. I'm Chandler. Oh, you are not Chandler. Beep, be, but, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. You might be Chandler.

Who's Ross, that Zionist cock sucker? Ross. Oh, yeah, right there. He's obviously Ross. Oh, dude. I think, you're Joey. You're Joey. Or am I Joey?

He's Joey, because he's the more muscular. No, he's Chandler. He's Chandler. He's Chandler. He's Chandler. I feel like Chandler's too buttoned down. Joey is Johnny Bravo. Yeah, I guess I am Joey, and I'm the failed actor.

I would be a failed actor, too. Aiden's actually closer to Phoebe. And you're the guy who's always trying to make things funny. I think it might be Phoebe. That's the bane of his existence. And which, which, which, which, dame, are you? You're not Phoebe, he's Phoebe. If anyone's Phoebe, he's Phoebe.

If anyone's Phoebe, he's Phoebe. No, I think he's Ross and he's Phoebe. You're not even close to him. Why is Nick Phoebe? Oh my God. He's corky? Name one trait that Nick and Phoebe have. I think they're musical love.

Absolutely not. They both love music. Honestly, you're, um, what's her name? Monica. Not Monica. That's crazy. He's Monica. That's crazy.

Could be mine. downstairs. You're being rude. I don't think I could be Rachel. I don't see the I don't see the I don't see it out of it. You could be Rachel. Hmm, we have a bit of a will that I want that. Your ass is Gunther bro. Yingo's Gunther bro. Yingo's Gunther and God bless him for it. Yeah Yingo is Gunther. I think we've done this exact, we haven't what bar for bar is the exact moment. Yeah, that'd be fun. I think I called one of you Gunther. I think I called you Gunther. It's so funny that the two oldest guys on

the pot are wearing Netspen and blade shirts. That is really funny. Oh, my. I'm fine, by the way. Did you buy your Bladed shirt? Where did you get? Yeah, I got it to show. Where'd you get your Nets picture? His was gifted by Alex.

It was a gift, yeah. I wear, all my clothes are gifts. I don't really buy too many, but I like it. That's good. I don't really like Netspend too much, though, so I'm a bit of a poser. I'm trying to get g-kech-old. Interesting. More of a two-haul his head.

Okay. He has now run out of bands to name. Yeah, name a third artist in that genre. I only know two-hallists. Yeah. And I like Flash. You're a remover. We tweeted at Two Hollis the other day, and Alex hit me up.

He's like, why is Ludwig talking to Two Hollis? Like, I would know the answer. Because he said, I love my fans. And I said, like, we love you. You're 30? Oh, man. Did you see the 71-year-old I Show Speed fan? Yeah.

No. No? What? I show Speed's at a restaurant. A 71-year-old lady comes through, and she's like, Speed, I found you. I've been bawling you all day. And he's like, who's grandma?

Yeah. And then she's like, and then she just goes off. She's like, yeah, you're in Philadelphia and then Detroit and then you were hanging out with Lamar Jacks. And he's like, wait, you watch. He's like, yeah, every day I told you. That's so sweet. And so anyway, that's me with Two Hollis. That is you with Two Hollis.

I listen to you. Too Hollis. I'm also having real, real sex like you. And then I do the firework noise in Minecraft. Dude, I had a dream the other. Oh, wait. This is it. This is her.

Oh, she's all. She looks like. Hold up, chill. She looks like Charlie Day. his mom and always sunny. She does. She does, yeah. Aw. That is very cute.

Is there any sound of this? Speed is also jacked, bro. I've been watching these clips. His arms are gigantic. He's an athlete, bro. Oh, thank you. I didn't need to interrupt you. No, thank you.

It's worth taking a money. Is this, is that a crypto coin? Yeah. That's disgusting. It's worth taking a look. This is the most, like, insane brain rot, it's real I've ever seen. Uh, I feel like, is speed, speed, uh,

I was having this thought. I was like, speed's kind of, he's kind of for everybody. Don't you think? Yeah, he's, he's like,

I feel like he's, everybody can enjoy what he's doing. Until you see those valourn clips. Until you see the valoring clips. And you're like, oh, it's the lost tape. Then you're like,

oh. That's not good. The lost tapes was the one bit that he used to run that was cursed, which is, if we were the last two people alive, yeah. Would you have sex with me?

Yeah. And then they'd say no. And then it'd be like, who's going to stay? Stop, man. And then he ran that like 40 times. Well, surely he was like 16 or something. Yeah, he was.

He was. Which is why people go, ah. They don't want to see what I'm saying to people on Street Fighter when they go into the custom room with me. Yeah, we know what it is, bro. It's right. You're a child molest, you don't want to show me your child molester, footage child molester? I was talking to, dude, Brian F messages me. My coach for the stage, Jameslam.

He's like, dude, why do you people, why do you keep trying to talk to people in game? That is insane. And I said, no one wants to have a conversation with me. And I said, I just want justice when they play like an animal. I want to tell them that. I want to say, hey, what are we doing here as humans? And he told me, which is, I think, pretty good advice. The online ranked opponent is the Chevy Silverado with LED headlights that cuts you off in traffic.

They are not a human. They're an abstract antagonistic force. and I was like I don't think I can That's why I'll never be great I can't see the world The way Brian can see the world It's funny that you need

Them to play in a way That you deem respectful I don't need them to do that If I beat them I also It's funny I also go into the chat If they do And I say you play like a fucking animal

And I beat you I would argue That's the only time you can say Because you have to win Yeah if not I'm just being a complainer And being a child Which I'm always even child

You've earned you're right I love people who it's like Falcos who hold down the entire time and make you chase after them and then you finally squeak out the win even though they've execution checked you the whole time and you say you're a dog you're a dog and you'll never be great and

because you play like this you'll never do well ever what a sick what to say if you player telling Falco stop holding down I don't have this with him you're right

don't hold down I'm going to have this with him It's crinidia. My character doesn't do it. You play singing. No, my character doesn't. My character doesn't. When you do it, you're a fucking dog. I'm a genius.

But she's the game. My bright's huge. I was also thinking a lot, like, the meme in a lot of league is like low master, like pig. Yeah. You know, and it's like... What the hell was that sentence? Low master. No, I hear the words, but what does that mean?

Low master. You're low-e-low master player. Like the illusion of being good. Sorry, sorry. Primary. low master primary rank. And so, but yeah, the idea is that if you're low master and people are above you, that you are just absolutely shit, trash, dog shit at the game.

And I'm like, Jake's been playing his whole life. Miles's playing his whole life. These guys cannot hit master. And I'm like, what are we? What, is it always just a punch down? Is that how it works? I think once you reach a rank, I think you can make fun of people more freely at a rank like that because it's like you've put in the time and you,

to get to that point. So you clearly have a broader understanding of how the game works. So if you continue to be a pig, I get to say something about it. I think that's the way I look at it. Because I would never, it's like,

if some guy in melee is like making me mad, but he's like platt or like he's a guy who goes one and two at his local. It's like, he's just a guy who plays melee. But if you're, you know,

if you're a decent player who's doing, you know, dogging me in the game with heinous tactics, it's like, no, you got here. We're both here.

learn the game properly. So there's like a bracket in online games where like someone gets to and you're allowed to call them a pig but if they don't reach that like sort of arbitrary, not arbitrary but like that spectrum of skill

then they're just like plumbers. I think it is it's like it's a lot about time in. If you're like a silver bronze player you're likely a new player. If you're not, it's crazy. Like if you've been playing a league for like four years. Hold on. My girlfriend listens to this podcast.

and she likes playing the game. I really thought maybe there's a way to what you're saying is so many people though Botlane is so you're relying

it's so hard they get their support it's like my support you don't have to justify her rank she's at rank because she actually just likes the game isn't like improving

she doesn't like winning no she just likes playing I think that's most people though that's most people boot up and they don't think and they just want to have fun but then they also have fun But then they also have, like, the master player who's probably someone who's played league for the past fucking since high school, right?

And they're about to be 30. And I think that those are both funny concepts. It's like, or like the player who like has played for so long isn't at the top. It's like make fun of you. Like you've played so long. And then you should be higher. That's what a, in Street Fighter, you can immediately check their profile. And it tells you the amount of hours they played in what modes.

So it would be like 700 hours in ranked, 100 hours in training modes. and I use this to feel better. We all care about this. You could play against a diamond player like in a normal and then you can go check their thing and they've been diamond for 40 seasons and you're like hard stuck loser.

But if this guy's only played for like eight seasons you're like God that guy was so good. He's the same rank. Yeah, the way we cope is something I'm interested in thinking about more because I'm, you know, I'm dodging so many games. Yeah, it's all ego. It's all ego.

And that's the only reason you'd ever rank check someone below you. Yeah, or above you. Or above you. Yeah, we're all looking to be ego-proof by reaching a color in a video game that no one can make fun of. And I'm out of time that's respectable.

And I've achieved it. Yeah, you did, genuinely. Yeah, NG hunting. You got your PNG. I got my PNG, and now I am untouchable. It feels nice to collect the PNG. Reaching a moral was one of the great P&Gs of my life. I think you're going to need to do,

I think you're going to need to do the Tyler 1. I think you need to hit Platte. Every, every roll. Every roll to Platt. If you do that, no one can say shit to you for the rest of your damn life. But people are always going to have you a little bit of shit to you. Like us. We literally did that the other day.

What? We said because we're doing race to gold and I'm top late in these mid, we said, jungle's not allowed because it can't. And then because we said, Ludwig went to a lane and it just didn't work at all. There must be secret Elo in the jungle. I'm gold series. I'm gold. Where were you finding the I'm gold one right now in support?

Really? Was it all? Wait, I want to count. Is it in the bushes? On the support account I have. All right. Not like, it's not like a league fucked up one. It's like a regular one. Well, actually, they'll ban it, so.

The rule that gives you passive gold. Anyway, this is, I'm trying to take it not about league itself. The role gives you passive. I'm talking about, like, general, like, the way we process online game, P&Gs and shit like that. What is your problem, Nets, Ben? I actually have no problem at all, because I understand where this comes from. You are currently, if no one's watching, getting mocked. By Nick.

He said no one's watching? No. I'm saying you're getting mugged to anyone who's not watching. Oh, yeah. It's not a maugging. He is two wins apart. It's a flogging. The race has started.

The race has started. Have you thought about who you think is going to win? I've recently pivoted my answer. I want to say it on three? Yeah. One, two, three. Nick. Okay, you're fake because I thought this before.

I did pivot. Why'd you pivot? I pivoted when I saw the first pool of data. Results oriented. No, not the wins and the losses. The, uh, maybe the mental approach to the game. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

This is the moment I changed my mind. The moment I changed my mind was at PSL actually. And it was, so the first, slime's on the big TV and it's awesome. I wasn't even playing? You weren't even playing. And it was, it was awesome because slime was, slime was playing nuts in his first two games.

He's like, he's, he's dunked with Polly Bear. Uh, it was, it was a brutal. flogging of the enemy team. He looks like the greatest volleyball ever do it. And you're pretty locked in. You only say something like every minute or two and then it is beautifully mixed into the music that Nick has chosen to play in the room. Intelligent jungle liquid drum and bass. It just sounds like it's part of the song, which is, which was kind of awesome. It did sound like you were just doing fucking voice lines for music. And when things were, you know, and when you're in this grand position of of flogging the game, you start to take riskier, you know, riskier decisions, I would say. And then, but, but you're still winning. And, but I mentally kept that into account. And I went upstairs, like I said, and I come back down, like hours later.

And I see Kelby sitting on the couch. And he says, he says immediately to me, he's like, yeah, don't see anything in the chat right now. He said, he's not going to like it. And I was like, Kelby, what did you say, man? That's why I farted in his mouth. And then I turn to the TV and I see the, he's not going to the, The 2-0 record that we had started the evening off of was now 2 and 4

and slime is like a loudly flaming on the stream. But he's not flaming the game anymore. He's just getting mad at chatters every 10 seconds. It's not that bad. It is that bad. No, it's been way worse. I promise it, but that's not like a good thing. It is a good thing.

It's demonstrably better than it used to be. What it was is still too bad for you, I think, to have a consistent amount of success. So the, I'm seeing the mental fracturing in real time. Can I say what I think's happening in his head? Yeah. Because what happens, he has this new tick. This new obsession with calling both opponents and teammates child molesters.

I think you say it so much. I don't say, I said it one time in that stream because I counted because I've been saying it too much. I believe so do not hit me with that shit. I think you say it's so much that you start to genuinely. believe that the person you're dealing with is a child molester. I do think that in my head, but I don't say it so much that you've started counting. Yes, but what I'm saying is he doesn't have the day, he's lying about the data. I'm not lying about the data.

And I respect that because sometimes you have to count the packages. I had a, I had a beautiful realization last night. I got a Magi raid while I was streaming. And I was like, oh, hey Magi. And then I said my puff beater, Falko wants to nine. Of course, that was awesome. Fun. And then I was like, hey guys, welcome.

This is a game called League of Legend. imagine if all the players who engage with melee online and don't go to tournaments were the players that's League of Legends that's League of Legends I realize that's kind of how it is for this game it's all the Damons of the planet

all coalesced into the Rift but you're one of the Damons dude okay so yeah you are Damans I'm a day mom but I'm much I'm much much quieter because like dude we played a normal last night we lost it was me and Zeke and the other team was just like

calling us insane shit like they were calling us like racist names. And I'm like, dude, we just lost the game. Like, we were not flaming. We were not saying anything. Did dog walk, like, and then try to say the N-word in a creative way. And I'm like, I just, it was crazy. If you're a person, if you're a person getting like that over normal games, because this happened in CS this week too. And the other, the other team was complaining about how their fifth was like running it down in like a normal comp game we were playing. It was 1130 a.m. on a Saturday. I think that's why they boot up the normals. They don't boot it up

to play the game, they put it up to say the slurs. Yeah. I think so, yeah, there's a part of that. Like, obviously, me and Zique were like, these guys needed this win. We thought they were a duo. It was two of them being insane to us. So we looked it up later on the website,

and they weren't even du-oed. They were just two crazy guys that were on the same team. They were in a way. They were. Yeah, they were spiritually du-oed. And I was like, they needed this really bad. But what I'm trying to say is,

I don't start flaming. I'm usually, my rule is, flaming loses you games, unless I think it's already lost and I'll be like I know this is a normal but I want to fucking find your address you know like I'll say it at the buzzer

instead of like I die once in lane and I'm going insane on all chat I don't do that I uh they say you know 33% of league games you are already gonna win 33% you're always gonna lose 33% you have control over you know

those are the ones you rank up by and I had a game last night that felt like the middle of 33 where I was like we lost it but we started off the game like 20 to 1 and kills That's fucking we lost it. It was like a ridiculous swing.

And it felt to me like it just was not my fault. Like my team just started inting out of nowhere. I had no control over it, whatever. So I was like, that's the only game I'm gonna go watch. So I go watch that game.

And there was a distinct moment where Rift Herald is just walking up mid behind me. I don't know how it got there. But Rift Herald's walking up behind me and I'm like, oh cool. And I click Rift Herald and I say, here I come, I am Rift Herald. And I go all the way to their tier two.

I have no teammates with me. I go all the way there tier two. I hit their tier two. and then I fly out and there's four people on me I flash out and I live the interaction but this causes my team to team fight

which I did not want I was just trying to take the tier two this causes a team fight that my team gets out of and I don't so I reengage on the team fight that they try to save me from and they leave and then I die

and I realize that in hindsight that was probably the play that lost the game it was the saving private Ryan and then fucking Ryan goes in We tried so hard. And yeah, that game caused like a massive gold swing that I think won the game for them. Do you think it would be a better game

if it had voice comps? Yeah, online games are poison and they ruin any semblance of humanity that we have. True. So join me in the future of all video games. Peloton. Peloton is on a video game. Okay, Northern Lion. Wait, are there video games on the screen?

You can play line break. What's line break? What about like Uno? Can you play like Uno with other Peloton people? You can't play Uno, but they should come out with Peloton games. Yeah, that'd be crazy. And then you do 1V1s. You should get into a Peloton poker league.

I was going to say that. Yeah. What about Peloton 1V1s? And it's like a game and the way you bike influences the decisions. Yeah, that'd be crazy. Peloton Blackjack? Knockout race. Peloton Blackjack.

Coleton gambling. Like you juice your account with like real Peloton bucks. And to hit, you have to have a certain resistance on your bulls. bike. Oh, so you need to pedal hard enough and then you can win P-bucks. You win P-bugs. You win P-bugs. You win P-bucks. You spend on awesome. Peloton chess,

but to keep your clock going down at a normal rate, you have to pedal. Or else it goes faster. It goes faster, yeah. So if you pedal, it just goes down by one second normally. But if you'd stop pedaling or you go slower, the clock moves faster. That's a good idea. That's fun. Why don't they do this? This is why? Peloton, hit us up. This is why there's cock suckers at these corporate fucking places don't understand, bro.

They're doing good. They don't have gamers on the roster, bro. Uh, no. Companies need more gamers that work there. Real shit. I think you're scared of any marketing since the Sex and the City scandal. Sex in the City. Carrie Bradshaw?

What was the scandal? There was a Peloton ad in Sex and the City and they had like one of the characters were supposed to ride it and then they had a heart attack while riding it. And then they aired it. And then Peloton's like, what the fuck? Why would you do that? They aired the heart attack? They aired the episode where the character has a heart attack and dies.

Oh, the character does. While riding the Pelotaur. But not the actor. No, no, no, the actor's fine. Oh, oh, oh. The character, it's written in the show that Ride the Peloton, have heart attack. That's so dope. They died for real, but they still aired it on sex of the city.

It was like the crow. Yeah. That's so dope. And then Peloton stock tanked and it was a whole drama. Come back to it quickly. I explained why I changed my horse in the competition. Why are you wearing a kilt today?

What? That is crazy. That's stolen valor. To connect with my Scottish roots. Not a kilt, man. It's a double kilt. Those are awesome shorts. Glad shorts are double kilt.

I'll have no other questions on this matter. Here, I'll lift it up. No, stop doing that. This is way better. I see your nuts now. It's so white. I see your nuts. I'm looking at his balls.

Oh, don't poke your nuts. They can poke his nuts. What? Relax. So he can't even poke his fucking knots. If he sniffed that finger, I want you to fucking hyper zoom. I want you to enhance that shit.

I'm watching those fingers the rest of this damn fucking recording, dude. Why do you think... Why do you think Nick will come out on top? Huh? Why do you think Nick will come out on top? For what I said. Because he is fucking...

Also, his vex is electric. And he doesn't throw games. He's more curious. It's because he didn't come to my anniversary. It's because he didn't come to my anniversary. I've said this to people at PSL. I think it's harder for him to believe that I'll win. I think it's generally just, he's, I'm sorry,

but this is a database decision he's making. This has nothing to do with him liking you. It's just the truth. I throw games. I thought the edge at the beginning. I thought the Doty experience. I guess I'm not throw. That's all there is to it.

What is that? Me and Nick Trit. Yeah, when is this again? This weekend. Fuck. Your belly. No, I'm in. Are you out?

I'm there. I'm there. I'm supposed to be flying. Oh my god. That's scary. I'm not allowed to fly that. I have to be on the front lines. That's good. That's good because if you don't fly on 9-11, you're letting them win. Oh, we're flying 9-11 to New York. Yes. It's Thursday. We're flying 9-11 to New York and I'm getting a picture with the captains. Do you? Really? Yeah. I'm gonna say, hey, can I get a picture? Which I jump in a piece of shit, bro. Can I get a picture with the captains? Captain, captain, can I get a selfie with you in my commemorative pocket knife? And then I'm going to Wait, let's do a picture with the captains But then we're like three, two, one

And it's like we look like we're crashing And the captains are like Why'd you do that in the picture? It's like, oh, it's a pose we do Captain, if you had to pick a building That's still up What would it be? It's a Snapchat filter where

Who's the actor? Was it Matt Damon? No. It was the other one? Mark Wahlberg? The Snapchat filter where Mark Wahlberg Is storming the cockpit In the background? You both have shirts on that just say

I have a box cutter in my pocket right now. Bomb, real bomb. Oh, we did the real bomb bit. That was a classic. Yeah, are you chill to fly on 9-11? Yeah, I'm with you, bro. Yes.

I might do something a little crazy. What are you talking about? What do you mean do something a little crazy? No, we'll have to wait until we're on the plane. And FBI guy watching this. I don't endorse that. I meant I might road trip home. What?

Caleb wants the road trip from New York to L.A. Whoa. Roadhead! Nope, there will be no roadhead with CP. No. No. Incoming. Don't say that.

Look, if you bust in that car, that's what you get you banned on Twitch. It's all I'm gonna say. The great thing is you keep getting older but that car stays the same in. Someone joined my chat was like here because of CP. And it's like, they got like band or something and I'm like unbanded them and I'm like, like CP's allowed here, but I actually didn't think about what I was saying. I was like, okay, if you're new to the channel, I've got some explaining to do.

I've got some explaining to do. You're, I mean, the good thing is there's a cultural shift in the name. So eventually, CP will be chill. There's a cultural shift going on to dinner. Dude, Kelby, it was, I was actually very, uh, I was impressed by him because he's like, Peterbot is still like playing in fucking Fortnite stuff. And I think that's cringe, uh, because of the video. And he was like, yeah, and so I've been, I think that's annoying.

And I was like, about his social justice, man. Yeah, it's like, I didn't know you had principles, bro. That's awesome. I'm still going to fart near your mouth. That I think is crazy. You can't. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy. In his mouth is crazy. Like a mad.

I'm not farting in his mouth. You're the one saying. I'm putting near his mouth. He doesn't respect me. So I'm at three. You're genuinely out. I know. And you know what's going to happen?

What? You're going to, you were going to literally build a, a ladder that goes up to this room and you're going to have to go through that ladder that's going to cost you guys a lot of money and I'll spend it I'll spend every dollar is that saying he's saying he should be too scared to climb it

is that what you're saying? No I'm saying you can't enter that room to go into here I have to only be in this room oh a ladder to this room there is a way to get in here without going to the office not even that one not even that one not even that one the stairs are off limits well yeah you could put like in employee key codes on that door

and the one out there. And then he'd only have this access. Dude, she's logging you out with key codes would be insane. Also, Kelby didn't care when I farted near it. Hold up. He did. He was not a fan of it. He was not a fan of it. Only because he was on a call. I don't know why you're trying to gas up

your fucking farts. Like, he was sitting down and you farted at mouth level in a drive-by. He was at work in a meeting and he was Probably taking a breath in. How Red Bull to try it. It's a 50-50 fucking chance. Try it, Red Bull.

Try it, bro. Red Bull. That is, dude, I makes you try it. That is so disgusting. It's not that disgusting. Let me fart near your mouth. Fine. Really?

Do you let us all out of turn? Stop saying in? I want you to go. It's disgusting. It's disgusting or you keep saying in because I'm putting near. Can you get rid of strikes by letting Nick do that? Yeah, can I reverse them?

If all three of us get a turn, yeah. Yeah. You fart near my mouth? Yeah, all three of us need a turn. Fine. Give us a turn. Give us. Fine. But not till we all have a turn. Does the strike go away? I'll call this bluff. It's not a bluff. Take your pants off. I'm saying the strike exists still the, whoa. Oh, through the pants. What the fuck? Were you naked? You're gonna eat it through the jeans, my brother. Why are you trying to take my pants off? I'm just saying where if you want to do this, I'll call the bluff. What do you try? What is the bluff? The bluff. I can't take my ass that we won't take that. Yeah. To fart near my mouth, not in my mouth, you fucking freak. First off, the issue with, no, here's why I wouldn't hit the opportunity. Why? Here's why I wouldn't hit the opportunity. Why?

Would if it was a pure opportunity. I would. No, because he will use it to justify all his future behavior. Right. Even though it's not part of the deal. Yeah. Yeah. And that's a lot worth the trade.

It's a bad trade for us. You're basically saying like, I don't like when you do this thing. And he's like, we'll do it to me. And then you do it. And he's like, great. Game on. Yeah, exactly.

I don't like what... I don't know. Ludwig's doing with the being late thing. Uh, no. Never no call, no show to my life. Never will. It's true. You did a more egregious thing.

He keeps saying no call no show like we work at fucking subway. You would have gotten fucking straight up fired from Apple. Uh, you know, you get a warning. Not a warning. I fucking fell asleep. You get 3.5 demer points. You love demerits too. Why do you think you've been fired from every job you've had?

Because I was bad at them. I've never been fired from my jobs. I've been fired from all. I'm bad at all jobs. Are you just bad at things you don't want to do? I'm thinking I'm just not very, uh, I think I wasn't. Consider it. Sorry, I was sticking something else.

I was thinking of a fucking different thing. I think I'm not very detail-oriented. And I think scheduling was a problem I used to have. Literally all the shit you lied about on your interview. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just like a detail-oriented, like, always on time. I actually think I'm really good at interviews. That's probably the biggest issue.

Oh, people love you. I bit off more than I could chew, and then I chewed it. The only job I ever didn't get with Starbucks. You didn't get it? No. Damn. I failed to get an interview. You must have fucked up.

I literally thought it was my first interview I ever did. I thought I was flames. I was like, oh, I fucking nailed that. Going to the local, getting 02. Yeah. I remember the only interview I failed was at Polygon. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Polygon in New York. I had an interview with them. What was the place you almost worked where slime was like, don't do that? It was... Social media for... CMG?

Yeah, CMG. It was like a gambling call of duty site where you would do wagers. Oh, wait, yeah. Wagers. And they still use that, right? I think they still use it. I think it's still going.

Oh, you fucked up. Yeah, you could have been a thousand there. They offered me 65K. I would have been working on Rodeo. Yeah, your rent would have been fucking crazy because I don't have to work at Rodeo. Well, you were in Snapchat, which is same version, same area. No.

Santa Monica. Oh, never mind. Oh, but also commuted from the valley. Do you ever been fired? Mm. No. Me and you. Not yet.

Never fired, ever. Huh? Not yet. I got fired. Night. From a coffee shop. Not a second. Wait a second.

Wait a second. Ludwig has been talking about firing aiden and it's been really funny. When have I said that? Uh, like literally four days ago. That's true. I'd love if you fired me. I'd love that. I'd love that.

You would love that? If you finally stepped up and made a fucking decision. Ooh, tell him. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Fucking, fucking fire me. You want my first decision to be to fire you. Hmm? You want my first decision to be to fire you.

It'd be funny. It would be funny. See, that's why we're the same. I love how you're embracing the slime life. I would do a public flogging. What's flogging? Is that racially charged? No, it's like a...

Like when you hit somebody. You beat someone with like a paddle. You flog them. Because the motions you're doing are racially charged. Flog? Ah, kind of, yeah. Well, it's an Irish thing,

so it's probably racially charged. You have to imagine the item in my hand is not what you think it is. I don't know if it's an Irish thing or if it's just that song. Flogging Molly. That is a band.

Yeah, but I know, but... Shipping Lovize like flogging Molly. Like, like I don't know if that song from Tony Hawk, which is the only reason I or most people know flogging Molly is because it's Irish or because they used it in it. What's the modern day version of that? I feel like

Tony Hawk puts so many people on in music. Same with ATV Offroad Fury. TikTok. Just TikTok? Yeah. But like, are you farting? No, I have... That's what I thought he was doing. A butt problem. I might have to go fucking put... I might have diarrhea right now. Oh, okay. I just heard that. Juck. Yeah, you heard it. That wasn't a fart. I know.

It was just when you're stomach. It sounded like... It was an inverted fart. You farted inside. Yeah, I have fucking tummy problem Why do you have a poop problem? I don't know, man What's going on with you? My poop's been so regular, by the way Really?

I want to hear it's healed Inside me What do you eat? Because I think in my mind It's still like fucking anchovies In like I eat normal food bro I eat fucking like

Chicken sandwiches Salads I think I just genuinely have Like weird digestive cycles Like a hot girl Oh are you sure Do you need to go?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know when like your butthole, there it goes, okay. Dude, dude, this can't be healthy. What the, dude, you're mainlining five hours of League of Legends and having fucking hot girl tummy problems. What you're talking about? This is normal. A day of food for you. A day of food.

Time, included. I eat. The time. It's a Thursday. Okay. 10, 11. What's your, I'm realizing now that we don't live with him, I, I don't understand, much like the eating.

You know his sleep schedule. Slime sleep schedule. is, it's by phasic, it's called, I have to go, I have to poop, I'm sorry. Oh, I thought he was... And I'm not fart, I guess. Yeah, please, because you have something, no, no, no. We have to work still, we're covering your shit. It's a poop fart.

He's just... Go, stop! Dude, this is insane. Go! Go! He's like I'm looking, my little brother shit his pants in the corner. Oh. You think.

If I smell that thing, this episode's over earlier. It would be an early ender. I wouldn't even blame you for it. Slime's old sleep schedule used to be, we'd get home from work and then he'd go to sleep right away. He'd go to sleep at like, say, like, 6 p.m. He'd take a nap.

But it wasn't an actual... The nap was like he'd sleep from six until like midnight. I think the reason he didn't know I played league yesterday is because he was asleep and I played from like 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. It was a long time. Or 3 to 7 p.m.

It was the middle of the day. Yeah, I think he just... I think he'd take. nap during the day, and I think he sleeps at night, but I think he does like five-hour ships. Yeah, he does two five-hour sleeps a day. And I don't believe what, for a

fucking second, that he's... Can you look at bi-phazic sleep? He said, by-shael. I want to see if there's any merit to this being good for you. He's not like, it's a term that's like this is normal. It's called this. Yeah. There's a... The sleep pattern where individuals divide

their sleep in a two distinct period, simply a short wakeful period in between. It's different than the monophasic sleeper individual sleeperone continues. There's just two sleep periods. Yeah. I just think he takes a fucking nappy time because he likes nappy time. No, but it's not a nap, right? Because they're both, both of the sleeps are the same length.

I think his nighttime sleep is shorter. You know what I think is interesting about slime is that he doesn't have the part of his, so I don't know if you guys have this. For me, a big thing, a big reason, I'm bad at taking naps. And a big reason for that is I feel like I'm wasting my day if I spend a part of it asleep. I just get tired I'll just like I'd rather go get a coffee or like

or like go outside or something and like wake myself up because I know I'll go through it at some point I will not be tired anymore like if I if it's if it's like even if it's like 9 p.m. and I'm like I could go to sleep right now I'm like I worked all day

I want to play some video games and by the time it hits midnight I'm awake I just don't think he can handle tired I think he likes how it feels to give in to tired like I want to be asleep now I will now he's nothing impeding this in his life anymore either.

No, nothing is forcing him to not. I've always been so, I mean, I guess he slept through the D&D show last week, but I've always been so impressed at his ability to like, he was in the discord at like, he got into the discord last night like 1 a.m. So, I don't even know he had to wake up early, kind of.

No, that's what, I think it's like two five or four hour shifts that he does every day and he stays up until like he sleeps in the middle of day for five hours and then he goes to bed at like four or five a.m. and this sleeps for five or four hours. I don't fucking buy this whole what do you eat and he's like salads. He does eat salads.

Yeah, he's also eating some other bullshit. Probably, but he does eat a lot of salads. He's eating hell of bullshit. He orders salad with no dressing to the house and then he puts olive oil on the salad at home. He eats less bullshit than he used to. Just like literally just fucking leaves. Like I'm telling you, he eats plain salads.

But he should buy arugula. I could not tell you. He Uber eats salads with no dressing and then puts all of oil that he buys himself. This is such a waste of money. Yes. Yes. You could salad is so easy to make.

Yes. All of this is true. I'm coming back to God, I realized. What? I spent seven years being a degenerate streamer who dooredashes every meal and sleeps in and doesn't adhere to his schedule. And now I'm coming to God.

And I'm waking up and I have an early Peloton schedule. And I'm back to doing laundry. And I'm and I'm hopping back on grocery shopping. I haven't missed a meeting in fucking one week. One whole week, young man. Thank you. Um, I-Legis is, is completely fixing my life. Dude, shut up.

I'm not kidding. You know what time I went to bed last night? Honest to God. You what time I got in bed last night? This heroin that I started doing has helped me amazing. No, no, it's not, it's like, it's like he's turned, no, it's, it's, it's, I've turned heroin into my work. Yes.

Yeah. No, it's more like I started taking Adderall. Adderall. It was hot? A hot butt? That's so hot, bro. Did you eat anything that was spicy? I got a hot butt.

No. Does it burn right now? Yeah. It's still, you use a bidet? Your hole hurts? You know, you take a big one and like your butt kind of hurts? I think you have an anal fissure. For a little bit, no, no, I've had that.

I don't know what that's like in this on it. You've had an anal fissure? What if we should tier list Anthony's character traits. What do you talk? about because the list is it's the one person among us that I think it's big enough to do it just him because it's a cartoonishly long list and we were just talking about your salad behaviors myself I disagree with them excuse me what kind of salad

you order depends why don't you just make the salad because I don't want to do that is then you got to go to the grocery store you got to chop it all up and you got to do all this shit and I don't have to so I don't want to it's crazy I think I think if once a week you paid one person to like a meal prep for you or like make the salads like all at once and you just like kept them in the fridge for like the week, that would probably be cheaper than what you're doing. I know. I'm not trying to say money. I know someone who runs a salad bar. I'm not kidding. She would do that. Not that you should ask her to, but she would be like I'll absolutely make and bring slime salad. I if what if me and your mom

develop a very funny relationship funny because you you stepped the rake was huge and you still stepped on it like I I the easy joke is that you mean your mom develop an awesome relationship but it'd be way more funny if me and your mom

start talking a lot like as like just two humans it'd be so funny I'm stepping I'm jumping on the rake my mom wants that that's why at PSL she was like, I think she was like watching you on the screen.

She's like, I've got to get his phone number. Dude, you know what? Maybe excluding, I mean, I feel like all of our, all of our parents, the ones that are alive, yes. They are, have a fascination with Anthony specifically. Like they all, they all ask about him. Because you're like our dog, like you're like our dog. They're like, my family's always like, does he want to come home for Christmas?

Like, is he? Like, my dad, my dad is like, is he? doing okay. Why? That's so awesome. I appreciate that. It's love. Your mom doesn't feel that way though.

My mom is French. Yeah. But I think Peter does. My mom vaguely is interested, but she thinks you got it covered. See, and I respect that shit. I think if she found out

how you lived, she would be more concerned. What do you mean concerned? If I told her... You live essentially the same way. No. You order food. No.

You're a fucking slop town. Sard different. You don't order food, do you? I order food. Okay. Yay. Because that's what I'm being fucking crucified for. But I usually go out and get it.

Or kitty cooks. And I eat some leftovers. I'm a leftover fiend because she doesn't touch him. Didn't touch him. She's a fake leftover head. Interesting. I mean, if you have a girlfriend who's cooking fucking food and you get hell of leftovers, that's the goat world, right?

That's my life. I'm just saying, I think we're, we are much more similar than you. I'm saying I'm coming back to God. I'm realizing. that I've left his grace to be a streamer who door dashes and fucking sits in a hole and day by day I'm coming back day by day. Yes. Starting when?

Not Sunday. It's been a slow process. It's been a slow process. It's not it's not an every day, yeah, I buckle. Can you just do league week again? No, bro. I'm done with that game. Please. That's your best stream. I'm done with that game. Don't listen to him. I'm done with that game. He knows what lead me. It's your best stream, bro. No. Bro, I'm going to play silks on this fucking game of fucking year. It was go, Dean.

It was so good. League Week was so good. But that was the thing. It's because it's so rare. He really doesn't want it. Dude, I was watching Shopfire Rebellion because they were, they're close to making it to worlds.

Like, there's a genuine shot they make it to worlds. If I asked Kelby this question, would he agree with you? Yeah, he would agree. But we basically have to beat 100 thieves. And so we had like a match for seeding against them.

It doesn't eliminate. But I'm watching it because it's still kind of important. and Nate shot the same time this match is going on, tweets out, going live on kick.com, spinning 50K on Rubet. The same time that his team is in like, probably the biggest match they've been in in a long time. This is also while people are being like,

yeah, my career at 100th East has been great, but I'm getting laid off. Yeah, yeah, it also turns out there was a round of layoffs, which I didn't even know. I found out from Kelby that night. I thought it was funny that he was doing it during, the league match. They shot on kick with one of his employees. I'm gonna tell you what, bro. I'm gonna tell you

what, we're gonna do this spin. If it hits, you should keep your job. You keep your job, bro. I'm dead ass, bro. I do. I do think that one time Ludwig said something that was very interesting. He's like, sometimes you don't get to go live. And I was like, that's a good way to put it. But I don't know. Maybe Nate has this thing he's so disconnected. It's like,

I'm a streamer, bro. No, he tweeted out this morning. Oh, he's sorry. A pretty old apology. Oh, for real? I thought his whole thing is that he's not really involved anymore. He's dead ass the owner. Yeah, but he doesn't do anything. But I, you know. Intentionally.

I mean, like, he's on the board and the owner. Like, I don't think he knew about the fire. He probably doesn't give a fuck about League of Legends. He's a goddamn. I don't even think of the League of Legends was the problem. That's not what he apologized for. He apologized for going live to do a gambling stream, like, the same time the layoffs. As opposed, oh, the layoffs.

The layoffs are the bigger problem. That's so. league thing, and I thought the league thing was funny. Yeah, and that's more funny than sad. Yes, the layoff thing is just sad because people are just losing their job, and he's ripping 50K on Rubet. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I mean, if he's like, it's really interesting.

I think there's a tone deafness that he's had a lot, and he's like, just keeps doing these things, but he's also a nade shot, so there's this level of like, yeah, it's nade shot, but I guess this one penetrated the membrane. Yeah, I also think it's just 100 Thieves fans are abandoning ship.

And so come to Shotfire Rebellion. Shopify Rebellion, the coolest name in Esports. It sounds so nice off the phone. Shopify Rebellion, the jerseys are like that. Shopfire Rebellion. At least we didn't sell out to Riyadh. Yet. Shopify Rebellion, you can still sell some crazy shit.

Yeah. Let's be real. It's all this is it. Let's be real, you can still sell crazy shit, L-O-L-L. It's your shop. Do what you want. Do what you want. Shopify Rebellion.

Maybe the jersey is like a gummy worm you stepped on. dude everyone's saying bring back the fucking baseball jerseys bro we're gonna bring it back if ludwig made a huge push the moist mogul one those ones yeah i'll get them to fucking change it bro do let me design them get let me design it i'll design the shopify jerseys you can do that it's gonna be hell out fucking anime girls on them bitches i would be down for that we're gonna full wrap those nerds and some fucking awesome girl that shit will look like a honda civic in rolling heights

Yeah, we're doing a jersey and goon. And that's the material. Jersey and Goon jerseys. Jersey and Goon by Nick. Egyptian goon 100%. 1,000 count Egyptian goon. Hang dry, wash inside out. Shapov.

Yeah, Evo's getting a lot of shit because their parent company got bought out by the Saudis and everyone's like mad. That's so awesome. It was weird because even Pokey got like caught in the crossfire. It's like, guys. I don't think Pokey was in the room with MBS. She's the N-Shod.

it out of Evo. She's the nature of Evo. I think she wasn't even even even that was the thing. She's already like sold. You don't even know her rubbed account. You don't even know her Rubet account. Do not come from Pokey, main. All I'm saying, bro, is we're fucking hella rich. The Evo board room. It's like, all right, guys, we got rid of the pedophile. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we need a new leader. Oh, we're thinking maybe Saudi Arabia. There's like an option. And then everyone, well, everyone's like that. That sounds better than pedophiles. Everybody on your phone.

They're like, I don't know what you're only. Everybody, every employee can vote. Vote on your phones. Which do you think is more heinous? Pedophile operating the company or the brutal murder of a journalist. Everybody, it'll be anonymous. Nobody know what you voted for. I don't really think journalists was that valuable anymore.

I think, okay, here's my real take. I'm gonna get real on the show. Get fucking real for once. There are so many people that have ownership in shit that they don't believe in or whatever and it's mostly at the time invisible and I think people in the FTC are like this sucks bro like

people who are gay are not going to be allowed to go to Evo and pronouns on stream are going to be outlawed and it's like I don't think that's the case I think they just want to make money and they don't care and like it so there's this like idea like you're mad for the wrong reasons the reasons like oh this is going to step on our like

way of life it's like I actually don't think that's the case they also don't even watch Evo they show up to Vegas and they take meetings at Mandalay bay with other executives and they don't watch the stream it's okay I think it's okay to be like this fucking sucks and makes me feel nasty but to imply that it's like gonna actually

have a tangible effect I think is way less so but I'm saying that as a straight person not a LG TV as stuff as Thugger would say young thug was like yeah like if you're gay I don't trust you what are the two people two types of people he brought up

yeah he said it's like snitches Snitches and gay people Snitches and gay people I don't trust you And I don't even want to upset The LGTV He said that He was just like

I'm sorry But if you're gay Like I can't look at you The same anymore But that's like I mean no offense It was like a podcast Young Thug went on a podcast

He's doing like this very Bad podcast tour He's on a homophobia podcast tour He's trying to spread the word man It's not dead It's just like It's like he's plugging his book

at the end But he's just like I don't Fuck with the LGTB. So he doesn't you have a book? No, it's just he just wants people to espouse Spread the word. He has a book man. It's the fucking Bible and you're gonna read it. You're gonna read it like all of us are gonna read it man I'm gonna read it bro. Have you read the Bible? The first five books Oh really? You work your way through Genesis of the Old Testament? Oh my god. No wonder you're like that. I read the Torah. You read the Torah? Yeah. Why? Who's a thing we had to do in high school? He was a phase. Oh, it was a faith. He was he was he was he was he was he was. He wanted to do his birthright. Yeah.

You still can, man. You still can, we'll send you. Now's the time, bro. No, I got a plan. I think it's Riyadh, and then... Tel Aviv. I thought Slime said it was Faze. Like, it was part of your trial

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You wouldn't fucking believe bro Just don't look out the fucking window Low key That shit scary as fuck You're doing a phase You're gonna be standing on the Tower of Bible And stacks bro Yeah that's what I'm saying bro

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