The Yard - Ep. 221 - We Won..

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

This week, the boys talk about the new Taylor Swift album, participating in the competitive field day against each other, and how Ludwig was spotted on TV at the baseball game... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a thigh. Welcome. Are we going? It's a thigh day for y'all. I want to bite. Mine don't look delicious. You're looking at his. They're bigger than normal. We got two hams and two famished.

Gross looking. How would we do? describe my quote-unquote hams. Alongated balls. They look like hairy nuts. They've aired out a little too long. They needed to be put in the French. You got Iberica hams, bro.

What does that mean? They're thinly sized, bro. And they come with a tuna crudo appetizer. I got the shit they put on pizza in France. Yes. It's exactly like, dude, I don't want it. French people, when they have to work more than two hours in a row. Oh, shut me, boo!

Oh, I got to sleep right now. What time is it? It is noon. I guess I opened my business. I guess I opened my business because it's noon and I was just woken up. It's Tuesday. I'm off Tuesday. I'm off Tuesday. What the fuck? Tuesday you do not work. It's not work day. French people when they have to put any sort of good ingredients together to make a palatable meal. It tastes. Hold on. That's a bit too good. It's a bit too good. It's a bit we can find in this. French food is literally good. It's tough because it is a famously good. French food is. Genuinely better. Maybe they already some shit.

I didn't know. Slime when there's something to eat that's not a salad? Gah! Yeah! I still say some khyber. Can you blame him for liking salad? Is that really what we're getting them for? Yes, yes.

I guess fucking sue me, the lolcow for fucking eating salad. Yes, bro. You don't have shit on me these days. My cow of a lover who only eats fucking lettuce. I'm Teflon Don. You don't got shit on me right now. What the fuck does that even mean, bro? You cook on Teflon? It means nothing sticks, bitch.

You can't get me Nothing sticks in your fucking head That's for sure bro The way you play on the rift I mean we all In a way we all had an active day yesterday We had an active day yeah He probably burned more calories

Yesterday Was field day You went to field day Yeah I went to field day Broderwick went Enthusiously I was pumped Ludwig was even

Ludwig was unhappy that he was late I was mad at my girl You're different now My girl at 1.30, I was like, let's go. And she's like, ah, I got to put stuff in the crock pot. And I was like, that's going to make us late. And she's like, what, it is what it is. It's field day. We're just doing kickball. And I was like, I don't think that's what it is.

I'm blown, I'm genuinely blown away. This is not playing it up. I cannot believe you care that much. I went to field day and I had a grand time until until the end when we won. Bow, meet him. Let's go. Can you describe what field day is? It's hard for him to not win it something. It's hard because he wants so much.

Let me explain it. Okay, I'll see it. It is zipper two. Nick's girl who set this event up it was like 30 people and it's like four teams and there's like six different events and you earn points for the events it was basically a summer camp for kids and and the most important part is every single event had a pre-event where Nick would fucking complain about the rules for I'm not shooting you five minutes to the point where I'm looking at zipper two and she's just Nick starts speaking it's I roll city bro she's like she's like yes Nick

Fine, we'll do it your way, Nick. Fine, I'll do it your way. Oh, you're an asshole. Let me, let me break down one of the rules, okay? Did we mention we were the champions? Oh, shocker, bro. Wait, no, no, let me, let me break this down. So one of the rules that we had was, uh, there was-

In your girlfriend's event, would she work tirelessly on for fucking week? And all day, I called her gorgeous in front of everyone. I was like, she was so gorgeous and beautiful. She had printouts with like people's faces that had the teams on it. That's crazy. This is crazy. No, no, let me, let me, let me speak my shit, okay? So there's a game, there was a water balloon toss.

And you throw a water balloon to your teammate. And if you catch it successfully, you take a big step back and you keep going until there's no one left, right? So the way the game was set up was, so like everyone on the red team is all, everyone's partnered up with someone on their team and you all go at the same time. And the way it was set up was the same team can get first,

but they can also get second. Because there'd be three water balloon tossing teams within an entire team. Yeah, so let's say like, let's say like, like the last team to survive is the red team because me and Aden are like the last two right then we go back to second place

like who was in the last group if the red team was also present we also get second and so we get the points of second so theoretically if we get first but green team gets second and third they win because they get to combine the points

of second and third and I had brought up I was like hey I think we should make it that your team can't stack points like you only get as high as you place. I know. And it was like, it was like, IRL city. Everyone was like, oh, okay. Disgusting. It's how, how can we change her

event? No, no. Let me finish. Bro. She's like, how can we change her event? And I said, I said, okay, no, I'm fine, let's keep it that way. And then, me and Aden's team, we get first and second. And all, and we get like 45 fucking points. Like, we get like an insane amount of points. And then Cam is like, wait, the points stack. And Otto's like, wait, the points that's crazy. And then

a domino falls. And everyone was like, the points are stumbling. And I'm like, I'm like, and I say, I say, I say, I fought against this cause I tried to prevent this and then my beautiful and she looked at particularly glowing this day and the sun hit and it was just like

did you something change you get more beautiful and know it's possible she goes oh oh now you like that they're stacking points completely misinterpreting that I'm saying this shouldn't have been the case and everyone's and everyone's like

oh now you like the rule and I'm like I still don't like the rule to be clear I'm fighting against the rule and because our team got double points she changed the rule. Nick, only after it benefit

I don't know how you're pretending to be a bar. You were Hitler. Okay, from what he

described, I'm convinced that he's right. Now imagine this was his 11th time doing it. Because he, and he was doing it

on ranching too. I had a great track record of good suggestions. There was like, there was one game. There's one game was long jump.

You just jump from one rope to the other. Jump long. And then and then Zibbert's like, okay, we're just kind of jump one at a time.

And then it's like, what if If we jumped group by group, you're a fucking terrorist. There's just, there's over 30 people. Let me lay the, let me lay the ground. Help me out, please. Hi, guy to bridge the gap here, because I also won. And I love winning.

I mean, you know me, I'm a gamer. I'm a gamer. But this is, this is a social event that's like 50%, it's 50% nicks, let's say. And then 50% as in like, I'm a Nick. I'm a gamer. Yeah. I like the rules to be proper. I see what you're saying.

And then it's 50%. normal people cashy normies and and my first instinct is I'm a competitor I want the rules to be followed and I want to win by the merits of my own abilities

and decisions and I are so autistic and one of the first and one of the first events is like the rope jump it's jump the creek you jump as far as you can two ropes aside

like and you have to jump over from one side to the other without touching other rope right very basic if everyone does it you move the rope the first round that we do it

I see a bunch of people like touch the rope with their front foot when they take off or land on the rope and I see that the ref our ref doesn't say anything and instead of saying something about it I go

it's that type of field day and I said and I that's fine that's worse that's worse no no no no you are being worse

no that's I didn't say anything I didn't say anything that's you did that is a regular I didn't didn't say anything. That's a normal person you did not. I was even worse. I went, I said to the person next to me, I won't narc, but I saw some touchers. So that's also a normal person. Also not the person next to him. He said it loud. No. No. Yes. I was like 10 people down. I would be clear enough for for the most beautiful woman there to hear every I promise you. Yes. Most people heard that. Anyway. Anyway, anyway, that I mentally took note of Oh, it's gonna, like, it's gonna be like that. That's fine.

I'm gonna buckle in to enjoy the day and not worry about whatever the rules are. Because people are touching the rope and they're getting away with it, that's fine. Aidan was losing it, bro. Aidan's acting like he was able to switch his head to Normie mode. But every time someone touches the rope, he goes, gah!

That's a rope touch, you know? That's a rope touch. I don't, are we not calling that? No, no, no, no. You were getting heated, bro. I don't, hold on. only way we went to the hardcore mode. This is what we did, right?

So it happened. I'll... I'll... I know, I've been more on Aiden's side of my whole life. I wasn't there, but I would like to hear everyone out. Shocker that Chucklefucklefuck A and Chooklefuck B are each other side. Chucklefuck A and Chuckelfuck A and C, see, see, game one of the competition, game, it's, it's potato sack race, right? Okay.

We and Ludwig are next to each other. And so we take off, and me and Luddwiger are in the lead, right? I would say I'm a little further ahead. He comes over because he's arms distance away. He shoves me. His team gets the lead and wins. That's chuckled bucks scene. And then we get to the water balloon toss.

Ludwig grabs one out of the thing and starts grinding with his team. They're grinding the throws before we even play the game. And then we play kickball and there was a dodgy play where it was like it could have been safe, it could have been out and the teams are arguing. And Lud goes, fine, two ways to win, I guess.

No, fine. We'll take the outfield. Two ways to win, I guess. Two ways to win. That's fine. I let them have their call and I said two ways to win. But the jumping thing

is like when everybody's jumping right when enough people get eliminated people start going like when somebody will jump and then everybody goes oh when somebody makes it and then if somebody barely misses they go oh sure I'm participating in that and then what happens is

I win the jumping game there's a round that everybody gets eliminated that's left is like except me and I'm like oh sick like I did it but then everybody wants another shot at jumping. And it's like the five or six people that are close enough to like keep going

and then I got hardcore about it because it's all the people who like give the most of the shit, you know? Now why did everyone want just another shot for the heck of it? So second third fourth because to determine second third and fourth what happened to okay look I had

to be I had to be senior ad off because what happened in this event was so we would something like that it was actually one of the earlier games so was a perfect example aiding gets first it's like yeah we're done and then people would be like, but what about second, third, and fourth? And then, like, we'd all be like, oh, I guess we didn't think about that. Okay, I guess we need to make a rule.

I guess what do we do? And then, like, okay, and then I think the rule that got created was a little weird because that was when the stacking of points was introduced. Like Mario Kart. It was like, yeah, it's exactly like Mario Kart. And Zipar 2, a wonderful competitive Mario Kart player. We all know that about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so that's why she plays baby Ouija. She's a shopping cart. You guys talk about Zipper 2 like she's a stone cold dumb ass? No. Wait, I didn't say shit. Hold on, don't rub me in. My whole point, my whole point of what I was saying earlier is that as soon as I saw that, it's like, I'm not going to try to change the rules or speak up about the rules. It's like, it doesn't matter.

We're just here for field day. That was my perspective. And we still come out to change. If I could talk a little bit of my shit. So in that event, I was, I immediately noticed, I'm like, oh, wait, but, because we're about, we're about to go into rounds two and three to see who gets the second, third and fourth. And I can see the way it was. I was like, oh, it's possible for these teams to be. first place if they just get second and third and even fourth and I was like that's a little

weird and she was like it doesn't matter it's like not going to happen like okay and then it didn't happen we actually got lucky it just didn't happen I'm like great okay okay you love as a T O to get lucky and then I brought it up the next time I brought the next day you know what she said to me verbatim she looked at me and she goes I was like this could happen and I think it's bad if it like the second and third place teams just beat the first team and she goes yeah theoretically that could happen and I was like okay we don't change the rule that's like it did happen but it benefit me and she was just like, yeah, we should change it.

And I'm like, oh, oh, I guess, theoretically, I guess it panned out in theory. It's just, it's just someone does 98% of the work. And then next they're like, oh, your bowtie's a skew. Okay, I made your outfit now. And then I went up to Ludwig, I whispered to Llemy. I was like, I was like, I'm like, I'm like, farming these IMs. And then I'm going to break the system. I'm going to be the one that changed all the rules.

I'm going to have to break the system first. Unfortunately, unfortunately, Schmock C, Schmuxi I think is a little right but it's it's because it's about what? It's Nick and fucking it's Nick and zipper two it's you in zipper two

so Nick Nick is in the unique position where he's the gamer that cares and he can speak up and say something because a rule would pop up and then I'd hear like auto and under his bet be like that doesn't make anything because here let me this is an important

piece of context important piece of context let's just say it wasn't Nick who was doing this It was shake. Let's just say it was shake. Shake would never be the person that would do this. He would get trampled like a like a like a whole concept. Shake does this for like the third time and everybody's shut up shake.

Shut up. So but Nick and her are Nick and Zimmer 2 are dating. So like it's like nobody everybody just like lets it play out. So he is right about the specific situation. But it's flinching. But it's also. Yeah, she's flinching. She's not flinching.

She's not flinching. No, why are she's actually flinching? But she's being, she's reacting. She's being, I know what he meant, but she's being like, we can do it that way, fine. And I'm like, I don't mean to be. And I knew, even my first suggestion, I was cheeky about it. I was like, coach, hello, coach.

Can I make a suggestion, please? I kill yourself. Every time, every man comes around and he goes, Coach. You're miserable. Coach. But so, do you think, how would this conversation have gone if you had not won?

And he won. It would be worse for me, I think, because they would also get to say it, and then I lost. Yeah. So now he just changed the rules and won. Interesting. I guess there was a fun field day. You know what's funny? If we didn't change the rules, we would have won by so much that it didn't, the last two games would have not mattered because there was no way to catch up.

We would have gotten second by so much. It would have mattered. No, it is. Because we got, we got second fourth. We won, we won water balloon tossing. We got first and second. I know, bitch. But I'm saying we would have still got second by so much.

Rividing tiebreaker that Luddwig won Where it was just jump rope between him, cutie And a couple other people He was me, Cudy, Fanfan, and Dan And it was... Fanfan was there? Yeah, yeah What the fuck is going on?

There was a time, they had to elect They had to elect someone from their team To be like, you decide if your team gets second or third And Fan Fan fan got elected Because the game was double Dutch Or again, no, just jump rope. It was hot rope jump, bro.

Hot rope jump, bro. Hot rope jump, I was gonna say, yeah. And she was like, I got this And I saw her take the longest hit of a vape I had ever seen and I'm like, and I'm like, she either crushes or she's out so early. And she was out so early. And she was out so early. And she's to watch his drive and it explodes. Cudy and her got out the same round because Fanfan hit it and then hit Cudy and then Cudy just Cudy, oh,

you didn't care. You don't care about like winning events. Okay. She goes for the love it. But after it, she comes to me, she goes, I want you to know he didn't beat me. And you couldn't have beat me. This is going to cause divorces. And she was, she was like, I only got out. because I hit Fan Fan, which forced it to hit me. And she was like, and she's like, I didn't want to say anything because, like, I don't care about winning, but I don't want you to think you would have beat me. Let me jump in front of it.

And I have no, I'm like, all right, I'll jump in. I'm not a jumped up, Dutch jump guy. On Cudy's behalf, in that I was swinging the rope with Lou. And I think I'm actually, that, I'm dog shit at it. I think I think I fuck them over. I think also the rope spinning was a little fraudulent. Is this not a constant conflict of interest? Do the teams that are working together spin the rope?

No, no, because our team who had already won, it doesn't care who wins this, got to spin the rope. Yeah, the first place team was both spinners. That's important. Because I, if I was spinning the rope, it's sabotaged. I want you to know I won the only event that mattered. You won the only event that mattered. Yep.

Which one was that? You won because of his girlfriend. I won because of my efforts and my team's efforts. No, no, no, no. His girlfriend carried crape. There was a relay where the last leg of the relay was the hot dog race where you do the hot dog and use a sprint and but one of the legs way before it was doing a children's puzzle you had a complete entire children's puzzle that's really

his his lovely girlfriend also got to the puzzle last was the only person that didn't study it first and beat everyone by like a minute she might be the smartest 10 a half shot wasn't even close just the chimp test wasn't even close she hangs out with babies too much she had she had this puzzle. She was out of the puzzle section like 90 seconds before everybody else. Dude, it was so cold. And then she flipped all the other girls off and she said and I didn't study. It was

crazy. And I crushed a hot dog fashion than anyone. Hey, put her there. Speedy and he walked. He walked the running part because that's how big of a lead they had. I've been there. I know what that's like. See, hurt people, her people. Yeah, that's true. We've walked the same road, you and I.

It was, it's just tough because you, I think you feel emboldened to lash at it, Nick, because you lost to us in so many competitions yesterday. Does it hurt? Do you hate that? No, no, because they would it was funny, because like, there'd be

one where you have to team up, and then they're like, oh, we're teaming up. Oh, we're teaming up. And I'm like, hey, fan, do you want to do water balloon toss? And she's like, sure. And it's like, so you're the guy that's not trying that hard, and they're trying too hard. We're frolicking catching jellyfish, and they're like, whoever's the most jellyfish is the fucking king of the court.

And everyone else who doesn't catch as many is a fucking loser should die. And they're bro, every competition. Is he right? You guys are denied. Yes. On the sidelines of kickball, someone on his team who like, you know, probably isn't going to kick the ball very far or at all would walk up to the plate. And that would be like, let's try heading it real lightly.

Let's just a tiny little hit. Let's get it off the bat. That's disgusting. That's a disgusting thing to say. I'm saying kick it left. Come on, sport. Come on. Come for me. I'm saying kick it. Come for me. I didn't say, I said kick it left. I said kick it left. Make good contact. Keep your head over the ball. Good advice.

I'm hearing two different things. Which guy is worse? The kickball. A good teammate who supports his other teammates or the guys who only team up with the other strong people. Guy who gives unsolicited last minute feedback so his teammate tries to kick the ball better while we chill and on the sidewalks?

I have a simple question. Did you team with one woman through the event? Wait, yeah. I teamed with the creator of the event to help create the event. Who was your woman teammate? Wait. Three-legged race. Was it a woman?

Oh, you mean he's asking a duo part? Did you duo with any woman at any point in the event ever? No. No. Nick, did you? There was only two. Yeah, Aiden. There was only two events where that could even be the case.

And both times. And one of them you have to be the same size as your... And both times you picked a man. It's curious. Wait, you're telling you that you picked a woman that wasn't your girlfriend? Yeah, she was on my team. So weird. It was, okay, there was something really, really funny that had the great kickball.

So Zipper 2's brother is there with his girlfriend, and he's the pitcher for our, he's the pitcher for our team. Also, this is such a funny lineup of people, because it's like Zippers 2, Zipper 2's old roommate slash, like, friend from work, and then like, fan fan. Yeah. So it's one of those events. Yeah. So what do you do? And we're calling her fan, fan, and I don't think they really understand. That's not her name.

Yeah. Yeah, dude, I mean, they're probably low-key, like, what an exotic name? And, uh, no one is Fiona. Zipper 2's brother is on the opposite team from his girlfriend, right? So he, he, she walks up and he rossed her. He's given her the hardest, he's given her the hardest, he's giving her the hardest pitch as possible. And then, and then when he fields it, he goes for the, he goes for the throwing the wall, yeah. And then the opposite end of this is Ludwig is the.

pitcher for his team. Cudy walks up to bat. And she, you know, she hits, she hits a soft one, a decent infield kick. He also,

he was like, and Ludwig's throwing beams all day. He goes, yeah. Oh. And then Ludwig just lets her get to first. And I was like,

this is the contrast. This is the contrast between the two. Her brother was like, he goes like, what the fuck? He just made me look so bad. Of course.

Yeah. That's just a young buck in a relationship. He doesn't know. The two ways to treat your girlfriend in kickball. Let her get on first, bro. Yeah, let her get on first.

From there, you can have a double play if you want, do your thing. But let her get on first. So what are we doing here, bro? Damn. I hit Dan with the craziest strikeout I've ever done my life, bro. Yeah. It was a fucking nine pitch inning, bro. I had...

You pitched a no hitter? I had a full count. I was crazy. It's really hard to get struck out in kickball. If you're on your last strike, you can just default to having a really bad kick. You can at least foul every time. You can touch the ball. Yeah, you can touch the ball.

Dan just gets outplayed, cold outplayed by the level. Oh, was it a change? Dude, he was throwing changeups. I was throwing chains. He was literally throwing changeups. I didn't know you can throw two. He's rolling like a bowling ball with a spin. It would be like, it would be like one of those trick golf balls that it gets to the end and it rolls the other way because there's like a gyroscope in it.

Like when Ken Chen does an illegal serve in ping pong. I have a fastball and then I have I have a change up and it was really good. I honestly, we would have won if it wasn't for a second baseman. Who was that? was your second baseman. Was it Cam? I don't want to name any names. I'm not trying to name any names.

It was, oh my god. It was, it was somebody with two left hands. Somebody with two left hands that he uses to play rock band drums. Two left hands. No.

He got feet for his damn hands, poor little Carlo. Which he used when he went, when he batted too. That motherfucker bunted. He kicked a ball and then it would hit his hand and he smack it down. How is this even happening? Which was crazy?

Which was crazy because he did it twice. I've never seen this and he did it twice where he kicked it so far up that he kicked it into his own hand. Why are you sig hailing while kicking anyway? How was it even fucking out there? And I, you know, beloved rule follower, I'm like, I gotta hold my tongue. Because at this point in the day, I don't know everyone hates when I enforce a rule. So I'm just like, great kick. You're such a piece of shit.

Great kick. He is a piece of shit. Yeah. justified piece of shit thing. You did the best thing you could do in that situation besides not saying anything. Which is hard. One of the funnier parts of the day was in kickball, we had this big heated argument

about whether or not someone made base. And I'm like, ah, they were fucking out. They were clearly out. And like, they were clearly on, blah, blah. We're arguing. And then a random spectator at the park who's just been watching us play is like, I think they're in. That's it. And we're like, okay, that's the ruling. I'm like, all right, yeah,

I lose. Impartial audience. Which shows you how fucking sweaty their team is that a ran a spectator had to back us up. I needed someone on the biased. It was a bad call. It was a bad call. John Q. Public made a bad call.

If you were disgusting, you guys are delusional. You have a whole team telling you you're wrong. You have a third party. She had a terrible thing. You have a third party telling you you're wrong and you're like, I was still right. Like, what are you doing here?

You fucking, if you're wrong, you're wrong. You're right. They have one umpire at baseball. I had the, it's fine to have one at home play. No, no, no, we'll have one umpire. And he was watching from a building. Get rid of the base umpires, Ludwig. What do you know about baseball?

We'll know about baseball. We'll know about baseball. No more about baseball than dude. I learned. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I learned I know nothing about baseball from playing kickball. I forgot every single rule. I was like, oh right, if someone catches the ball, you had to go back.

He did not tag up. I will say something about Ludwig. He's been the closest to baseball that we've seen. Bro, I fucking run baseball diamonds around you. I grew up in these streets. Huh? I grew up in these streets. What streets? The streets.

The Toronto Blue Jace. You didn't grow up in Toronto. Yeah, but it's Canada's baseball team. You don't even have one. It's like I grew up in New York. That's like, that's exactly.

It's just Canada's whole team. That's what I'm saying. Like, you're the closest baseball team to you was 1500 miles away. I like the Rockies. Yeah. The kick of the day goes to Cam.

He launched it into the fucking atmosphere. And then when he took second base, well, he got a home run. So he ran to every base. But I was playing second base. And he slapped my ass. Oh.

Damn. On the way by, Cam's never been that intimate with me ever. He slapped my ass. And then from the bench, he was like, there's more where that came from. Damn. And he was in common.

It was like, ah, I was like, oh, that's what I was trying to foster that environment when we did the swimming thing for the Olympic video. Because I, basically, we all had to put on Speedos, which felt very awkward. And I just kept saying, hard bodies don't quit. Hard bodies don't quit. And then I went and hit the showers,

but what is his name, the cameraman, the French guy? Guillermo de Toro. Just jeep. Well, what's his full name? That's a cool name. I only ever called him Jew. pretty good answer. It's, uh, he's cool, but he didn't want to pee with me butt ass in the locker room. That's fair. So I was like, let me get away from you, right? So I was like, are you done?

He's like, I'm done. And then I came out butt ass. I think that's the most vulnerable I feel is at we spa, because you, you get naked before you go to the bathing area. But if you want to go pee, you're at this awkward point where you realize that, oh, I have to walk to the bathroom and like stand up peeing fully nude. And it's kind of far away. And it's not, that's the most uncomfortable I feel. I think. Yeah, it's just a, it is like you said, it's a middle zone. It's a demilitarized penis zone. Yeah. Did you, do you guys see I went to the fucking baseball game? Yeah. Yeah, bro. Your seat was crazy. You could smell his ass. I was, I was, I was sniff and sure. I did, I tried. There was like a net there and I hung on it and then I got yelled that. So then I just put my face to it and I go, and I just smell the fucking, just smell the feel, bro. Smell Showhays. Just smell his clean washed ass. Did they win? They did win.

They did win in phenomenal fashion. Did he wake in? A guy just fucked up. That's how they won. It was actually depressing. Oh, I watched. Yeah. This was like the, it was just a huge fuck-up and a guy irreparably changed a course of his life.

I was thinking about how that guy feels this week. Like this whole week. Because he, we're watching this entire game at the office with a huge group. Because there was a bunch of people that came over to watch the NFL game that was on Thursday. night at the same time. But the baseball game just keeps going. And it's so low scoring. It's one one in the 11th inning. Yeah, there's extra innings. And there's two outs. The bases are loaded for the Dodgers. They need to just bring in one guy and not have a force out to like win the game and finally have this be done. Everybody at the office wants this to be done because they just

want to turn on the football game. But there's there's a couple holdouts for the end of this. and the guy, the guy gets the ball hit right to him, the pitcher, and he has to throw it to first for the out, right? He drops the ball on the last play, and then because he dropped it, he, like, panics and then tries to throw it home instead of first, but just throws it into, like, the dugout, just totally whiffs the row.

And you can see... The Carlo of baseball. Like, the Dodgers, like, explode out of the bleachers. There's fireworks in the background, and the pitcher just... He's, like, 20s. he just keels over and he's just staring into the void

realizing that like everything in their entire season just came down into this one moment that he managed to fuck up twice in like two seconds he was despondent this is him oh just despondent and then the catcher comes up is like it's okay bro

it's okay you just ruined our whole season you would you should fucking yeah you should probably quit though I mess his blood I was like a our TV's fucked um anyway I messed he threw the ball home like when like Ariana Grande gets to do a pitch It was the 50 cents Like when Pete Wentz

That's the exact way he threw it It went nowhere near home Yeah He just he just buttched it And then uh and then But I was at this really fancy section That was behind home plate Because I ripped a ticket when

How much? Quantos 5K 5K Bro It was 5 that's like the price of like a How big how much how expensive is the sweet The suite is more

The sweet's like, it depends, I guess Wait, did you play 5K and just want Be like 10K? Yeah, you go by himself. You went alone? Dude, I literally was so stoked I was like good for Ludwig Doing some stupid stuff on the alone

I've been getting like mixed reviews I've been getting like some shit Because I went by myself That's cool, I like that Guy who went to Wood Ranch alone Dude, you know, it's funny Kelby I was Kelly was the other day

And someone brought up Wood Ranch I think someone literally said Why is there a Wood Ranch hat here Because of your thing It's here? I think it's here That's for you Yeah

I know. I've got that for you. And I said, I said, oh, I think it's a present from Slym to me. And Kelby's like, I love Wood Ranch. And I said, thank you. And he was like, why a hat from there? And I told him the story. And he was like, that's not weird. That's not weird to go to his steakhouse alone.

And then I was like, and then I was like, I don't, I don't really want you all on my side. What if we both go to Wood Ranch together, but get separate tables? And we sit across the restaurant. What if we sit at the bar, but we're like, is. far as we can from each other and we both drive separately, we leave at unequal times. I gotta go to Wood Ranch by myself soon, man. I need some meat time.

Yeah, the only reason I went by myself, well, I think that the ticket I found was just one, but bro, I wasn't, I don't have anyone in my life who likes baseball enough that I'm dropping 5K for a ticket. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. That's a lot. Zipper 2. It's not a lot.

It is a lot. It is a lot. She loves baseball. Don't act like it's a lot for you because you would spend it on some dumb shit. This is the dumb shit. This is the dumb shit. Yeah, it was like fucking you would get Connor C. Dogg was a fucking baseball ticket and he didn't even know what that sport is called.

I get him outfield. Huh? I get him outfield. You're in the fucking box. I'm not getting a behind home run fucking behind home play. But no, because then you're thinking of the opportunity cost of you and Cedog

getting on the fucking, you're on TV. We were all the jumbo at the dog's game. And you're like jerking him off under the thing like Kaisenat got. Yeah, yeah. I was jerking off Aiden yesterday, bro. Dude, yeah, he was. When Flebby arrived,

the first thing he did was jerk off Aden in front of all of the Norma froze. In front of all the, yeah. Yeah. I've let him know. I was like, hey, this was going to be like when I'm around here. I'm going to jerk him off. He was like, you know what's crazy?

You know what I hate about this? Is that I'm like, surely this is a social faux pa here. Because a lot of the people here don't even know who Ludwig is. And I think Ludwig, through proxy of who he is, can get away with a lot. Because it's endearing. It's funny. And I'm like, but these people, if people don't have, if people don't have context of who Ludwig is

maybe the jerking off won't be funny but it kills it kills and I just have to stand there and be jerked off by my boss I feel like you guys are forgetting that normies are more degenerate like Normies are ripping slurs still oh yeah they're talking like cod lobbies and shit 100% like Hawk Tua came out and they were like yeah well Normies invented slurs that's what I'm saying

that's what I'm saying down to it it's just like you're acting about like talking about Normies like they're charlatans like oh heavens no The jerk off image. Where in reality, Normies are just fucking ripping each other, calling each other, fuck F slurs, and throwing $5 on Draft Kings. You're right. So true. You've never been more right. They eat a hot chip and use draft Kings.

Yes. And you're right. When you say he was jerking you off, what does that mean? He would walk up to me. He would walk to me and he'd, dude, and he'd get low when he did it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because his shit hang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because his shit hang. You got a big ass fucking wiener. Dude, I was at the game, though. I wanted to say this. I was at the game. I went to the bathroom and I was in the urinal and it's in it's full because it's like in between innings. And there's a dude next to me and I just shared.

What? And I look over and I and he's got a plate with fries and ketchup. Ew. While he's pissing. Wait, while he's pissing. That's sick. And then you know what's crazy? I look over.

He's got both hands on the plate. He's holding the plate. He's holding the plate with his left hand and his right hand is grabbing a fry. putting in the ketchup eating it. Dude. And I'm sitting there and while I'm peeing because I have a bit of pierrises

so I'm a bit slow to get it going so I'm sitting there I'm like bro, how is he pee? Is he preschool pissing right now? Is he Ben Tolson peeing in his toilet right now? Dick out the zipper? That's what I'm wondering. It's like I don't know the stress

so I thought he might have been pants by the ankle. Oh my God. And then he puts his dick back you in and he goes So after after I'm done pissing I walk behind him. His pants are up.

So I don't know whether he's like, I think he pulled his whole balls out. You take the balls out. You take the balls out and the balls. The balls act like a cradle. I love taking the balls out. I love taking the balls out, too. It feels so funny. It was the most social faux pie.

I'll never go back to that section because of that guy. Yeah, because he's fucking truly free. No, that guy's money. That guy is eating fries. He's free. Two hands and the urinals not free. I read John Steinbeck book while I was in France and what I learned from that book is that we have a limited time on this earth.

one was it? East of Eden. And East of Eden and... It turns apart! It's not that one. Oh. Different one. And what I'm saying is we're born on this earth and we die on this earth. And in that time in between, we need to be free

as free as we can be. And that man is free. Who's to say? We're allowed to eat and we're allowed to pee. I was just to say you can't combine these two things. He paid for his ticket and maybe he didn't. John Steinbeck got nothing to do with this guy's fucking cock hands. He has more to do with it than you would ever know.

And that's American literature. What would you say if he never touched and he was just eating and you had proof that he never touched? And it was all clean. No contact. I would still think it's gross. Why? Because that's your liberal mind. Because the bacteria in that room, the fog, the stink clouds are real.

And they're in his food. He's got stink clouds. You take his shit and your toothbrushes in the little tray and the sink. And so the poop particles get on your toothbrush and you put in your mouth. And you go, I'm from France. I have a separate. toilet room. No, you don't. A separate toilet room. No, you have your bathroom where there's playboys in there and I look at those 70 year old muffs. And I'm never, I take a dumb. And I'm jerking aiding off to those

muffs. You, do you see, you're staying his house, right? No. Do you ever crack those playboys? I've opened them not while I stayed there, but one time. There's an ancient muff. You beat your shit to my peeve. I've never beat in your house, bro. I'm not beating by the way. I'm just in your house. That's fine. You beat in his house? I beat in all your houses. Keep it to yourself. You have not beat in my house. You have not beat in my house. I be in your house. You came by for like an hour to do a boxing workout

with Coach Quick. Remember when I checked your house for the squeesh? Oh, you get a quick beat off? We never told that story. Dude, we didn't. No, because I don't think we wanted to at the time, but I think enough times passed.

So when we were in his house? He didn't. He's fucking lying. Well, you tell your half and I'll tell my half. You tell you're 85%. I'll tell my 15%. When we were in Vancouver doing the Northern Lion episode,

the day before, the night before it was like midnight, I get a ring doorbell thing. and there's someone going into my backyard like in my place and I'm like I think I'm getting robbed and so I like I'm worried so I call Ludwig who is still at home at this point because he's going to fly in that day and I'm like can you go and check if they like took a 10 grand in the house no here's the thing he calls me he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes dude I think I'm getting robbed and I'm like what and he's like yeah I got this fucking ring doorbell notification and I left my back door unlocked yes and also I have 10k on my counter yes it was all spread out it was really what I don't know don't ask about me don't ask about me I was gambling and I had 10k cash on my counter and I think they stole it in anyway dude can you just go and like just lock the door even like just telling me they stole it I was so stressed I was so and he's so stressed and

so I drive out and I go to his house and I'm stressed well okay but I so I also called the cops, which is like, I called them, and then they were really pissy at me as like, I think I made a rob to see a guy on the ring doorbell, and they're like, okay. So I told Ludwig, I was like, I called the cops to like check it out. They might shoot and kill you. So I basically have this window where I have to go

hopefully after the robber left, but before the cops come, so they don't think I'm a robber. I have a small window here. And so I fucking pull up, I park like two streets away. I walk over because I didn't want the cops to fucking see my car. Yeah, because if he's in the house and then

like they go and they're like oh my god and they fucking kill him would be hilarious you're like oh thank god a white man did you see anyone who could have been stealing i think it's the last thing i told time i was like if i die it's on your hands forever yeah and i said to him that would be really funny and i'll accept that and so and then i fucking i go in i'm fucking my heart's fucking beating out of my chest back to her fucking unlocked as it gets yeah just unlocked as it fucking gets and i just and i walk in and and i don't know this must have been the worst because they didn't rob they didn't go in your house. Nothing happened. They just broke in your

backyard. Yeah. They were the worst robber of all time because it was just fucking 10 grand. Maybe they didn't take something. Maybe they placed something. Well, I did. You ever think about that? I left a little something for slime. Was it? It was my fucking jizz. You beat off in my house. I beat off in your house in a location I've never told

you and you have yet to find. So I'm supposed to find the sperm. Find the spunk. Yeah. Okay. I haven't found it yet. Let's just say don't take that router back to AT&T. You spunked in my router? You fuck my router? But anyway,

fucking lock your fucking doors and don't have 10K cash line around. Well, I'd change those habits. And also, the cops came like three hours later and then they just watched them on the rain. They just stood around and then left. And I'm like, it's the Nick Mullen tweet. It's true. Like, I get it. It's like whatever. But

yeah, thank you for doing that. Yeah. I would do that for you too. Well, I don't keep cash around like that. I'm just saying, if I had to go to your house and, you know, Real babble. All right. Didn't someone break into your car? Someone broke in my car, yeah, and they stole my, like, the sweatshirts.

And then they broke into your car and stole your car. This happens a lot to you. Yeah, that's having a couple times. And I also had sex in your jetta. Larsonie. Who had sex in my jetta? I did. Oh, yeah.

That's crazy you had sex in my jetta. Oh, my God, really? I forgot about that. Yeah, that was a long time ago. I didn't have a car at the time. Yeah, we spent a whole episode arguing about it if that was true. And now Christian's in that. Yeah.

Isn't that funny? It is. I'm giving it to my mom to use what she's here. Oh, don't give it to your mom. Don't give it to her. Well, she needs a four door. You have to disclose to her

what happened in the car. You have to tell her. It has to come on the pink slip. It's got to say. She's just using it for like a week. I'll get it cleaned. Christian's like, yeah, I had sexing that thing all the time. They have a clean title?

Oh, no. Salvage title because you spunked in the car? Yeah. What's this title smells weird? Dude, on this topic. So when you guys. were all at this crazy field day, which I did graciously turn down. Nick's

girlfriend is like, hey, are you coming to a field day? It's going to be really fun. And I was like, I don't want to do that. But I appreciate you and I think you're awesome. Anyway, so what I did as I played League Legends for 11 hours on the stream and ended up low on the day. Did you find out

that the quality of the games went up or down over the So down? Down, yeah. It was crazy. Over not playing on stream. Oh, okay. And so but it was fun and I realized there was such a clean serenity this happened to me last year when we were playing a lot of league

there's just a serenity and playing games all day and people watching it's I feel born to do it even though I get pissy but like you said like on the subject of What?

You don't get pissy cut up but on the subject of being condescending there is someone in the game who is like because people don't backseat me much and I'll just like take it

I'm very chill someone asked me yesterday if I ever play jazz Jack and Daxter, I said a month ago, I would have killed that guy. Now I'm like, no, I never played it. It's a good game. I've never played it. Not the precursor orbs.

And then the conversation started. A month ago, I used to be totally unreasonable. And now I'm... He says what we think. And now I'm fucking normal. But this guy... Shut up. Slide will brag about becoming normal.

Oh, my God. Can I not track progress? It's only for a window. It's not a window. And then I'm normal now And that's why I stream for 11 hours Instead of going to my friend's field day Month ago, I would have beat off in public

Today I just kind of went I just went outside Didn't do that I, this guy is in my jet And he's like obviously hasn't been watching me Play 17,000 fucking games Diane and Silver And he's like, hey man I think that grabbing the red trinket

Might be really useful for a Diana So you can go in a bush And kind of like sneak around And I was like You fucking do you think I just forgot to grab the trinket You fucking think I'm that fucking Maybe you do.

And that's fine because I'm in silver because I'm a fucking locale. And I was saying, I was like, this is the equivalent of someone going, hey, um, if you rub my titties like just like this, I fucking really like that. It's like,

it's like this condescending, like emasculating, like, you're so big, you're so big and that's such a big cock that if you did this, you genuinely forgot. But the guy was talking about it like I've never gotten.

It's also funny to compare it and be, to compare it to when a woman tells you what she wants. out of sex. Yes. That was my analogy. So now every time I got to drink it, I was just being like, yeah. Which we all think is super gay.

If you just rub my pussy like this, I fucking love that. And it was like, this is how you fucking make me feel, bro. And you fucking, but you- Well, my girl tells me what she wants out of sex. And I'm like, don't condescending. You're so condescending. I know what to do with the pussy. I already knew that.

I already knew you like that. I didn't do it because I forgot. But it's like a Twitch Shatter telling it to you. It's insane because I, insane because I tuned in to your stream after Field Day was all over. I was back at the office. This bit that you're talking about right now is the only thing I saw the entire day. Literally of the minute of the stream I watched. And I was like, I was listening to you say this. And I was like, what is he talking about?

Because I just go, I started to go insane. It's like the old Valerant days and I'm just like unraveling because like I'm doing bad. And sometimes I do good, but doesn't matter and all this stuff. And it's just goes. Sometimes you do good and then run it down. I watch the games and then tell me that. I do. No, watch these ones. I'm telling you. I watched yesterday.

Which ones? The volleyball bear. That's a different one. That was because I accidentally banned my champ, which happened to you. Anyway, so I'm like playing and I'm like, and I'm just like unraveling because I'm fried. I'm just hopelessly addicted to getting like this rank and this game that I can't get. And I'm just like fried. So I'm like 10 games in.

And I'm just like, yeah, just fucking. Tell me I'm a fucking. wall cow and fucking tell me to rub your titty so much it's funny so anyone tuning in on like those fucking twilight hours are getting like this insane version of me where I'm like Jack and Dexter never

played it he fucking let's queue up again and then my fucking juggler goes and they like just don't have smite they fucking don't have it they don't have it they're not going to use it and they fucking they take this dragon and they're fucking all right that's a hard one

and I say what can you do what can you do What can you do? And I say, what can you do like a hundred times? Yeah. And I've never, I genuinely, I've never been more fulfilled. I have a really big problem. Do you guys know who Bearis is from Dragon Ball Z?

Yes, I do. He's the god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the cat. Yeah, man. Who his name? I, I, I've been putting together a lot of awesome art of me and Beiris. Being the bestest of friends together.

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and it was just a fucking wall of slime bands. Dude, I don't ban a lot of people in your shit. No, but you did when I pulled up you playing league and there was there was there was some terrorists uh like cross bands i probably did i genuinely i didn't oh maybe it was last year i think last year i kind of went crazy i think slimes banned more people in my chat than i have yeah i do it to protect you thank you thank you i am fragile i i know i that's i tell girls that are into you're gay just because i know they're going to hurt you because they're going to hurt they're going to break you i'll say it's in next chat

i try not to please it too much there's people in your chat that i hate but i just hold my tongue and i don't touch them because it's not my jurisdiction. Now, it's coming my damn jurisdiction, my damn fucking... My town. Brother, your gun works everywhere. And you use it everywhere. Yeah, but again, I'm very light touch

on the other channels. I'm shooting such a few amount of heads. This is not true. But you still click it. Yeah, you still have to blow a dog's head off once in a while. Every once in a while. Just like a cop.

Just like a fucking Hassan street. It's like Hassan. You have to electric... Your dog. Because that's what he does Dude, I'm so glad that they haven't discovered Aiden The mob that hates us on One day

When they discover Aiden, bro It's over The shit that you've done the dogs If that gets out If I ever get a dog And then become a streamer bro I'm just gonna be fired shots in it Just shooting at it to direct it around

Lemonade sand's cooked bro Lemonade sand will be canceled before the yard On God, you guys play with fire, man. All we do is cheeky shit. Yeah. hanging out. I was, so when we got back we were in France, me and Nick. Flaunts. And we were in France

and you're a superstar racer. The great nation of France. The great nation of Le Mans. Anyway, we go, we watch all these people fuck their sister. It was beautiful. But we, so we're on the runway to go home on Monday. We're on this Delta airline plane and those fucking crazy motherfuckers are like there's no air in the tire. Just wait.

Just wait. We're sitting on the runway. We're also on a plane with like all of the people who were in the riot documentary that we interviewed Like every riot dev is on our plane isn't that funny that's kind of fun like like like Nick pointed out when I'm like oh and then it's like oh yeah You go say hi? Yeah we're sitting next to him we sat next we were literally a section of the plane Us and then one of them was watching five nights at freddies and just going huh that's so troll I'm not kidding By the way if you want to know the hierarchy of of Valerant I can explain it perfectly The owners like the higher-ups at riot first class A $15,000 ticket

We looked it up and we couldn't afford it Premium economy That's where the developers sit That's where developers Prius like observers Us, that's where we say on this plane Coach That is where the pros at the event sat

No way So the hierarchy of the Valorin Ecostructure is that riot is up Podcasters are kind of up And players are down That's because the riot the riders are booking the flights and they're booking the flights for everybody

so they're like for me first class we can probably get the players coach if the pros disappeared new ones would take their place if the devs disappeared that's harder new ones would also take their place yeah but it'd be harder to replace them no you just move down the line for the fraser is more

irreplaceable than any single does that's faker hold on they're not putting faker and coach and you know the difference between faker and someone else faker sits with the pilot and gets to take a picture with them after Charlie fucking sheen Grab the yoke But we're on this plane And then two hours go by

Because they said that the problem was There's no error in the tire And I'm like well I fix that at home So this should be a clear point I guess we can't fix it And so they The pilots just keep saying it And saying it's like

Oh it's a explaining situation And then finally a different person's voice Comes on out of shame They made a French woman do it They said the flight has been canceled Sorry my sister is here I'll have to do something Give me fight

which is crazy because it's an international flight so you gotta go back through customs yeah we had to get another stamp on our passport it looks like I went to France two times in three days yeah which we did we went through and then so we get on the flight

again and we get home but it was really annoying but I was sitting next to a person who does what is it like they write the lore and the voice lines for Valorant agents and we were talking for a while which I usually I don't talk to people on planes, but they were very cool.

But I was, I was like, I was like... So how y'all decide when one was gay? We did talk about that a little bit, but I was also like, who wrote that fucking Girl's Night line? And they were like, that one wasn't me, me. And I put away the 44. I just un-click the hammer. You've got to thank that person.

If you meet that person, you got to thank the person having t-shirts and put us on, man. Who is it? I don't think they worked there anymore. They definitely worked there. Whoever made the Girls Night Line at Riot, whatever you did. I have a question. How was, because, you know, you had a wonderful race. I had a much different experience in France, I'm sure. But how was France for you guys?

Because I heard that you guys were in a bit of the cuck chair for most of the week. We're in the cuck chair. Not as much as Cam and Christian, which were in the biggest cucket on. No, I would actually say we were not in the cuck chair. Like, if you really think about it. How are you in the cuck chair? No, Hassan was in the cuck chair. We were not in the cook chair.

What do you mean you were the cook chair? What do you mean different things about the cook chair? Who's getting cooked? Not you? I think I know what you meant. You're not, you're out of this conversation. I think we were up. Like me, let me just paint the why I think we're not in the cook chair.

So we were like, oh, let's just go to France, I guess. We go, we book an awesome Airbnb. It's beautiful. We have like a gorgeous view of the city. And then we go to the event, we're like, oh, here's our wristband. They're like, oh, your royalty. Go that way. We're like, great.

And we get in. And then Pokeyman's like, in, In Hassan are like, you want to cast the American broadcast? There's a bunch of one million people watching and we're like, sure. And then we got to go to an even cooler place. And then we watched it from there and then we went home. Oh, why didn't it feel like that? We were just stumbling into access.

This was the exact opposite of what I thought you guys experienced, which is I thought you guys were getting blocked on like being able to go. We got blocked one time at the very, very end when it was over to like go like basically where he was. Okay. And I was like, that makes sense. I have no reason to be allowed to go there. But Asan was like, let me in now. Let me in.

Come on. Let me in now. Did that work? No, it didn't work. Did he? Did he say it in Frasier works? He got barred out. And they were just like, I don't know who you are.

You go fuck that fuck away. And they were bigger than him. Yeah. What? Yeah, it was the security. The security cars were actually fucking huge. They were massive. They were hinch.

Yeah. The VIP section at the thing was insane. I was getting pictures because all the pictures my family take put going to WhatsApp group chat. and it auto downloads on my phone. I don't know setting. Yeah, WhatsApp does that. Yeah, and I go to your photos and you're like,

what are all these new photos? And so I'm just pulling it up and then it's like my youngest cousin and it's just her with Pokey mane. And I'm like, what the fuck? When we did the 48 hour film fest, I had to join a WhatsApp for the competition and one day I looked at my phone

and I had a bunch of photos of just like random like 40 year old white guys in like Halloween costumes. And I'm like, what the fuck is? From that one, from that spooky one? I'm like, I'm like, what? How did this get here? Who is this?

I thought I was being cursed. The party city, that was such a bad short. Sorry, maybe I shouldn't be critical. I cut you off. Oh, no, I don't think you did. Oh. But yeah, I think it's funny. Nick says we did.

I guess we did stumble upward over and over, but it didn't feel that way. I think we both just really wanted to go home. Yeah, yeah, the true is normally on a trip, I'm like, I'm just happy to be in a new place and I'll go walk around. And I was really bored. And I wanted to go home. Part of the issue is the event happened in Le Mans. Which it's just a tiny town It's Baker's Field

It's like Landcaster California You know where we were cucked Sorry, we were cucked by Like the days leading up to the event When Ludwig they'd have like special French dinner Yeah And there was a day where I think I already said this on the other episode

Yeah But there was a day where Someone came up to like Ludwig Was like are those your friends And then he was like yeah And he's like just so you know Like they can't come to dinner They're not allowed to do they

That hotel was miserable were able. The castle. The chateau that we shot him from. The chateau. Yeah, the last episode of hell. That place fucking, like, it was very pretty, but like, they're so uppity. Like how so, for you? Like, aren't you getting treated nice the whole time? No, like, they fucking funny. He was, he was, he was chopped. He was a bitch the whole time. It was like, on the schedule was like dinner starts at nine, which is like, fuck, that's crazy. Because we had to be up by like, you know, eight o'clock. We did not sleep unless it is the middle of the work day. It turns out. And so. And so.

And so we'd get there exactly at 9 and we sit and we'd be like, can we order? And she'd be like, nah, you have to have a full table to order. And I was like, what do you? At a private event. Like, he's talent at an event and they're like, you can't order. There's no full table. Dude, Ludwig describing it was getting so frustrated. I realize how he gets when he can't eat food.

A food, yes, yes. He's like, I don't have to tell you. There's no one. There's no one coming. I just need to feed us. I just need to feed us. That's all I care about. It's so fucking funny.

They wouldn't feed you because the table was a show. They said it was too confusing. And this wasn't a restaurant. This was the hotel for the talent. This is, I get it. I get that there's a cultural difference in Europe. This is the worst thing about Europe is whatever goes on at restaurants and feeding people. It is a terrible experience.

All of it is so bad. Their service is just not something the American mind can comprehend because our goal is efficiency and expedite service getting in and out. And their goal is two hours of chin and relax. I straight up thinks they can smell if you're American. Because when we went to a restaurant, they didn't ever come ask us for any food. And then they just kept serving people after us, bro. And we're like, why us?

The hymn problem. I keep saying it's a him problem. I do think, first off, you guys ooze American. It's very obvious. I ooze fun American. I do's fun American who's like floating around. He wants to learn. When I went to Paris by myself, they kept talking to me in French.

And I'm like, oh, I'm American sorry. He uses this guy who's too good for all this. I think if you guys smoke one cigarette, you'd instantly get the pass. Just light up in a building. Oh, we should watch around a cigarette in our mouth. Yeah. And then they'd be like, oh, sorry, so we have much of you. Yeah, so the trip was like, it was whatever. Also, you wanted us to come early and then it's like it sucked and it's like whatever. But it was all right, man. I'm glad you're fucking racer, man. Yeah, I'm glad you're professional racer. I'm fucking awesome fucking racer, dude. You wore your thing. I'm top 10. Yes,

man. Yeah, I'm wearing my best outfit for this. I wish I could get inside your head and crawl around and know your real thoughts. You can't. Actually, I did a Better help call today. What? Better help. Dude, that's like a terrible service. Have you used it? You're gonna get canceled for it.

Have you used it? No. But I've seen the controversy around it. Well, I'm doing a video where I try every product YouTubers advertise. Interesting. And then giving my thoughts. The therapist is just blowing their brains out because they can't crack you. No, Ludwig would be a tough one, bro.

They're like, so do you have no problem? So he's like, no. Life's dope. Life is dope. Yeah, it did end somewhat like that. She was like, yeah, so if you want to do another lessons, just think about like a problem you have. And I was like, I was like, I was like a problem.

And she's like, what's something in your life that's not perfect? And I was like, so should everyone do therapy? Because everyone would have something like that. She's like, I'm just talking about you. You're such a piece of shit. It's funny because actually what me and Nick spent most of the time doing at the racetrack was talking to your sister about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was very funny. A lot of trying to crack open the psyche of Ludwig. She was a bit lost as well. She was confused. She was as confused as we are. The loved ones in your life, do not understand. Is the enigma. This is it called me.

It's actually true. Yeah. That's cool, man. You know, I was thinking about how it's kind of funny, how Travis Kelsey has to come home and be like, babe, congrats on that awesome album. Yeah, and then he shows her. proud of yours. He's all the books of animals that he liked.

Have you listened to it? I listened to a bit of it because I had to do a podcast with cutie so I did listen to some of it. How much is some? And she's like, she's like kitty, a liddy, liddy, divitty bit. It's like a nursery rhyme.

It's like half of it. Hold up. I listen to canceled. Some songs rip. Yeah, some songs rip if you're, yeah, if you're a baby in like a crib and you look up and there's a... Are you talking about?

Carousel of ducks. Some songs just sound good. Crescent shape. On this new one? Yeah. I don't know. I don't fucking care. She's what she says.

Girl She's she said, you could be my forever night stand. Huh? That was one of the lyrics. Beautiful. Beautiful. I like this song about how she wants to plow Travis. Oh, so whatever, bro. Too Hollis said, camera.

And she said everything is memes and trolls. That was actually really like. That's a banger, bro. She also said she girl boss too close to the sun. I like that one. Because that's something I might say. Hold on. Let's just fucking.

Stop for a second. You don't have to do this. To kiss you more about me. I got flowers all around me. You don't have, you know you love your fucking girlfriend so much. She's fucking beautiful and she's awesome. You don't have to pretend

that you give a shit about Taylor Swift. I don't care about Taylor Swift. But I listen to the, she doesn't. But I can tell you, because I listen to the whole album, I don't understand

outside of she's mega big and people are sick of her, white people hate it. Because not that big. of a deal. One tweet changed my mind, which was the one, it's the video of the guy where he's like, if you're sick of Taylor Swift's lyrics, just imagine it's MF Doom. Oh my gosh.

Cuddy showed me that. It changed it for me. And I was like, this is never mind. I'm so... And even, so, like, I read the genius lyrics and they read way worse than they listen. When you listen to him, it's not that bad. I mean, the lyrics are so shit. What are we doing? I know. I know, man. What are we doing? I'm saying, mumble rat, fuck the world up, huh? All you are doing is consuming your opinion of her in

tweets that are shitting on her and that's how you come to your conclusion you did not just listen to the album you have me mistaken for someone who has come to a conclusion on this album of music you've clearly come to a conclusion otherwise you wouldn't be coming at me saying why are you doing it I'm coming to a conclusion of

it's really fun and funny to make fun of Travis Kelsey like learning about a triangle I'm telling you it's all I care the fact that you came at me saying I'm defending means you know that it is popular to hate.

So there's another thing. And you've never listened to it. So there's another thing about Taylor Swift is the album that came out before this last year. Tortured Tortured Poets Department? That's the one I think. And I listened to it and I was genuinely like, and I'm pretty open guy. And I'm like, this sucks. And so I didn't listen to the next one because I'm like last

one sucks. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey in bed and she's just like, babe, I don't know. It's like redfish blue like what? And he's like, oh! He's like, what about, what about fish? And then he walks in, and he gets in the bed, and the bed bends in. And she's like, she's like, that's so good.

And she puts a little treat on his tongue. She's like, that's so good. And she closes his tongue for him. She gets it out of the jar that's next to the bed. She pushes the tongue back in his mouth and closes his jaw. Dude, when someone opens the door at Taylor's house, he's going, er, right, right, roo, and the house cleaners come. Oh my god, Travis down!

Oh my God! I'm so sorry, he's not usually like this. He's a rescue. He's not usually like this. He's a rescue. Do you have cats at home, maybe? And she takes a tree. And sometimes he goes and he just kind of sits and just, oh my God, good boy.

Good boy. That is what I'm more interested in. I'm down for that. I don't give a fuck about the Chiefs. I could not care less about the Chiefs. We're having an awful season. I hope they don't make playoffs. The son had Travis

Kelsey on his stream, man. It was fucked up. He made him wear this fucking necklace. Poor guy. Hey, hey, corner. You could tell he was, you could tell he was uncomfortable.

He should have him like a comfy chair. If he's gonna have him, if he's gonna parade him. Travis Kelsey curled up with Taylor's home stream. She's just, just,

just look at it fucking pictures of Gaza. He's like, he's like, where's that? He's chewing on a I don't know. I buy him toys. He prefers the shoe. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm using the album probably sucks. I don't fucking care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm trying to hit goal. I don't care. He doesn't have a hell of an arm. I try to give him something. I don't know. He's not a quarterback. Oh. Wait, what is he? He's a tight end. Oh, it does a quarterback. I don't know that. That makes a lot of sense. You got to think a little bit to be a quarterback.

You gotta be pretty smart to be a quarterback. No, uh, yeah, that you guys seem to have a strong opinion about this. Yeah. You never seem passionate about this one. I feel like you weren't, I feel like you weren't paying attention at all. Well, it's funny because you talk to cutie about it and you're like, cutey, I think the album was bad and she's like, I actually think she's getting into chemistry. And this is like a, this is like the precursor to like a future and like being a chemist. And I can break it down because there's eight, well, there's 12 doors for one and they're all orange and they were around the world.

And we have to go find them. Am I misunderstanding? I thought, I also don't have an opinion. I thought the fans were turning on her. Isn't the whole thing with this album is like the fans actually aren't fucking with her anymore in the same way? She's objectively becoming less cool, less interesting, older, more out of touch. And music just doesn't hit as much as it used to. I love looking at your eyes.

Dude, it's just like, you consumed nothing but other people's opinions. And you just regurgitate like a more. launch of them. It's all you do. You're not listening to the album. Why would I listen to you? You don't be listening to the album. Why would I listen to you? I'm saying, this is how people are perceiving her. And that's all

I'm saying. This is how your timeline is perceiving her. You're right. What can you do? My briar can't smite. What can you do? My briar can't smite? My baron can smite? And that's fucked up. Can you do? And that's fucked up. And there's no jumbled around the other.

Your opinion is the guy who listened to it Is there some change And now her fans view her right now Do you think that Is it the same music as before? No, it's probably worse My theory is is I actually think that The hardcore Taylor Swift fans When they get an absolute freebie to shit on

They take it because it contributes to like It's a long term play It's a no one can say I'm a super obsessed mega fan I was because I took the freebie moment To be critical And then when the next one comes out I can go back to being like girl by She queened on the earth.

She queened all over the earth. She queened all over the earth. She queened on my chest. It's a long-term play. They're stratad. It's the choice of fans are smart, man. Listening to you. And every song is like an awesome jigsaw puzzle.

Yeah, it's like radio head for girls. I've said this before. I think this is how Yard fans feel when you talk about baseball. No, because I like baseball. They don't care about that. Here's the crazy part. Lover is an amazing album.

Huh? She has many amazing albums. I agree. Wait, 1989? And these ones fucking suck. Oh, I don't care. You haven't listened to it! Yeah, but the last one sucks.

So, but you said these ones suck. So you have an opinion of this album that is purely based off what other people have said. No, it's based on the one before that. Emotion better. That doesn't even make any sense. Also, Fantana didn't like it. I trust them.

The thing is you have said that lover, which is the previous album was good. Yeah. And then tortured poet's part of it you think is bad. Yeah. And so now you're like, now all albums must be bad. No, this one's probably bad. Because she's had a good one.

because Anthony Fantano said it. And Fantano said it and everyone else hates it. Okay, so then just say Anthony Fantano's fucking massive cock. Say Anthony Fantano runs me. Tastes good. He runs you and he tells you what to think. Baldy runs me.

Yeah, yeah. He tells you to think. Yeah, does he tell you to eat it through the jeans? You tell you to fucking suck it raw for him? Right, it's weird. It's weird that you're so incest about this. I know, he seems like it. Because I just wish you had an opinion of your own

that you spewed. My opinion is on the previous one. And then I don't care enough to investigate the ones now, so I make fun of Travis Kelsey. Do the kids like folklore that album? How many albums ago was that? Folklore was two ago. Tell you what I'll do. What? I'll listen to it today, and on the primo tomorrow, I'll tell you what I think.

Cutie told me that she went back when Taylor Swift was just starting out and she was the country, and she was doing country, she faked the accent. Bitch. Country accent. I didn't even ever think about that. She faked the accent. She faked the twang. I like t-shirt. You like shorts, turks. And then she dated John Merrin when she was 19 and he was 29. That's crazy. And then she dated that one boy that was 17. She was damn 22

Yeah, wait what? I just learned about that one. She was sucking that Myers penis Oh my god In Tennessee she was sucking that modesty she was been assessed with Kennedy's all her damn life that was RFK Jr's son that is a real fact I know I actually thought I dreamed that I realized that was all true I remember that you tell me you tell me explain that she's She sucked a weird voice out of of his son, so now he's

normal. Now it's normal. Like it's a bee sting. Like a horridx. She's a hero, actually. It was like the green mile when the guy just spits all the bees out. Here's what I think. What? I think the album's mid. Oh, okay. But I also think it's

inoffensive. Teng's a mogul male? I think it's... Oh, my God. What? Let people enjoy things. You just got don't let just let people enjoy things. Fucking mocked. Why don't get a mobbed from that? He made a Reddit comment. How I'm getting mobbed from a fucking Reddit comment?

From Ellis pedophile, too? What are you talking about here, Beau? Okay, it's mid. It's mid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They got me riled up. Yeah, I just in the Taylor Swift album did some good things and something's bad and ultimately is kind of... All I said is mid! And you applied a lie to me! I said it's mid! Look at me. Remember you were when you were jerking me off yesterday? We were having a good old time. This isn't you.

I just said it's mid. It's me, babe. And somehow you heard, there's good things and bad things. Don't let them do this to you. Don't let them do. Damn, I don't understand. And forget about the meat thing that I said. Forget about the middle, man.

That's the joke. I take issue with the idea that when you say, oh, it's mid, why do people care? It's like, it's okay to be annoyed that something mid. I hate to let people enjoy things. Wait, that's not. I didn't say that. I feel like that's what you're implying when you're like it's mid.

No, no, no, no. Like, who cares? He's very explicitly saying. the issue is having a heavy-handed opinion about it without listening to the album is dumb. And the opinion that I have is it probably sucks and I don't care.

The opinion that I have is more heavy-handed has to do with that guy who likes Mook House. And when you sing Old McDonald's... You can fucking call... Travis Kelsey's stone cold dumb ass. I think you're conflating... I'm okay with that.

That with how I actually feel about all the Taylor Swift stuff. He's somewhere trying to pick up a piece of paper with a sticky hand. right now Ben, it doesn't work He's got his tongue out like this He's got a pinwheel at

He's got a big Cuddlelurful overall Like kid and play He's all fine with me So He hits his head Can we turn Miss Rachel back on He hits his head on the table

And looks around at the adults To see if it's bad And if he should cry He does on the football field too He's sitting down after a huge hit That actually does it I'll clap and say, yay, so he gets back up happy. So, so, I think you're conflating that with how I feel of the music.

Again, it's, I probably sucks and I don't care. I don't care enough to figure it out. I was telling Aiden is how she is being perceived. And I think you took that as how I feel, which I don't really feel that way. I feel certain ways about how lame she is. But I think if you, if you spew how other people on your timeline perceive her, then you are platforming that opinion. And that is now your opinion.

Here's something also, I guess, make. me a bad person, I don't really care if I'm doing that, because I don't care about Taylor's, slime's opinion of Taylor Swift and moving that needle a little bit toward people thinking she sucks, because I kind of think she sucks. So I don't really care.

I don't care. Yeah, but I'd rather your own opinion on this pot, I guess. If I want fucking a Twitter timeline on here, then I'll just pull it on my phone. Again, I told you my opinion. I don't really give a shit about the music. That's how she's being perceived, and that's what I was explaining to Aiden. And I think

you jumped at me on that, which I understand. It's fine. But I'll listen to this shit, and then I'll tell you on the primo how I real feel. And then we'll see if me and Fentano balled up. Yeah, if you show up. What's talking about? Oh. Now it comes out. So you guys, I listen to that pod.

I told Nick, did you listen to it? That's really interesting, because I was like, you should listen to it. He basically spends 10 minutes talking about how much he likes you. And then he gets to me, Aidan Ludwig. His Ludwig started alone because Aiden was late. He said, Nice things about me.

Shut up. Aiden was late. I was the only one here to do the pod. So, Ludwik's, no, let me start doing this is like, let's touch the rope.

Ludwicks are doing this is very riveting, like, solo one-man show. And I'm listening to it while I'm playing League of Legends, and he starts to go down the line of like, what do I love, love about these guys?

And you're first. And he just spends a lot of time on you. And then he gets to me, and Aiden walks in, and he stops doing it. And then they talk about... No, and then they talk about other shit. Oh, you probably had a bunch geared up.

And it sucks. Oh, I was geared and ready to go. I can't remember it now, but I was geared up, well. He also says something that directly hurts me. Unplanned. We keep going through the episode. We keep saying we're going to get back to... We're going to get back to slime.

And then we finally run out of shit to talk about. And we're like, all right, you want to talk about, like, what we like about slime? And then Zipper calls time on the episode. Oh, unfortunately. I got to end. Unlucky. You know, I didn't realize? I realized this is the most unwanted

I've ever felt on the podcast because you're doing this wonderful solo primo that only happened because you fucked up this schedule. And then... You were late. And then I, so I come into this episode and I sit down,

all the comments are about how electric Ludwig is for the first 10 minutes and how they didn't want me to show up because they wanted the rest of the Ludwig solo episode. They're enough of you now, bro. You're on L.S. You're on L.S.

You're on L. Starved to him, bro. Take your sensitive ass back to L.S. We clown on the motherfucking one-man patron. L.S.? Oh, you mean, he pulled up his phone at Field Day yesterday. First shit, I see. A lemonade stand short on his phone.

Three months old, I had 200 likes. It was a fan channel. Which means that he's deep cut. Dude, you guys, this is such a spar. That was such a beautiful back and forth. Yeah, it was beautiful. That was like pink-blown. So, but yeah, that episode, I was like,

I was like, Nick's probably going to be super tired. He's not really, I was like, I can do it, boys. down and then I get home from the plane. Didn't really sleep but I was like fuck it, played a bunch of league and then it's like an hour before and I'm just like never felt this way in my life. You're like I'm EPI

I was like I was EPI but like if I had to drive a car I'd probably crash it. Dude I was sleep deprivation driving is dangerous. So on the on the plane home I bought I bought Wi-Fi for the flight. It was like 11 hours some shit and it did the thing where first of all What? I said okay you're rich

Yes and to double down well actually no I'll get to why I'm broke. It was like the expensive type of Wi-Fi. Like the whole flight was like $27 or something. Yeah. It was like 30-something. Yeah, it was really high. And I was just like, what the fuck?

So I bought it. But then it did the thing where if you like lock your phone and reopen it, it just forgets. And then you go back to it again. And there's no area that's like, check your email and like put this code in to like get it back. It was just like, oh, you don't have Wi-Fi? Interesting.

Buy it again. Yeah, pay twice. And this was maybe like 30 minutes into the flight. And I'm like, no. I'm not doing that. You stood on business. So I stood on business and I just said,

I'm not paying for Wi-Fi so I had no internet on the plane. And I didn't sleep the whole fly. I watched like seven movies. And then when I finally landed, I was like, oh, great. Well, the podcast is handled back at home.

Time to look at my phone now. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, you guys were gonna do a two man while we were in the air and then you fucking fucked everything. And I was just like, yeah, I'm not doing that. And I went home and I think I slept,

I think I slept 14 hours. Oh. Yeah, we were fucked up. But you guys were confused because my car was. here and I was gone. I went downstairs in the nap room. Oh, you were downstairs the whole time. That's where I was. Because you guys were like, I think he's secretly gaming. It's like, I was downstairs. That's funny. And I was conchied. Conquered out. Yeah, well, you know, we took care

of business. We did your job for you. You know what he said to? It was fucking crazy. He said, Nick is funnier than slime, which is the only thing I got. I don't think he believes that. I think he does because he explained why. You should listen to it. Anyway, so I messaged him. I said pretty much the meanest shit I could ever think. And he didn't respond. You get him where it hurts? You didn't mean where it hurts. I didn't wear it hurt.

I don't know what I did. I haven't. I've been a good bear. You didn't do anything wrong. Let's see. Tough love. Maybe he's trying to strengthen you up for something. But if I'm not the funny guy, what the fuck am I bringing?

Bro. So much. Yeah. Oh my God. I hope you end up with half your skull missing in a ditch. Dude, you can do that thing where you like control how much your fart smell. And like nobody does that. I think is awesome.

Nobody's got that. No was close. Yeah. No was close to it. I'm serene, bro. What can you do? Jack and Daxter sounds like a great game. We got a little match coming up.

Speaking of which, you changed the name. Oh, my God. The runback. And I'm holding my tongue on that. I know it's out of your control. I know it's not your fault. We happen. But the fact, wait, have you announced that?

No, I haven't announced. You can talk about it, though. We're rematching versus phase. PSL versus FACE. That was supposed to be a fast. But we're not allowed to be called PSL. I'm out. I'm out.

quit he's never been to PSL no I know he doesn't go to PSL he just said I quit the podcast and he's grabbing chain mail like he needs that to drive home I know it sounds like as your audio or video and I know it sounds like we're lying but he is putting chain mail on dude you've never been a PSL once

what do you care? We're going to war with who on behalf of who whoever's fault this is you've never been to PSL once I quit the podcast you kind of look like you have you kind of look like you have bangs right now

why does it make you upset okay well explain it I was being it's really it's just a sponsored event and they know they found out well it was disclosed to them by Kelby that the P stands for penis and they were like well that can't be so given the framing

what do you think is a better name the runback or the rematch the runback I think it's just a more fun word you sure? Yeah why? Why? Because he thought that I was wrong when I changed it from rematch to run back

I picked the rematch runback. It's FGC shit. Introducing FGC words into something that's not because FGC's a cooler culture. The runbag is cooler than the rematch. The rematch is what you would name like Hikaru versus Magnus Carlson. I understand. We should have called it Adap's funeral. Because that's where it's going to be. Shit boy. So there's a big prize pull up and the boys, the boys on the team all get a piece if they win including one of the boys being Nick Yangling. He makes like a paid cod player at this point. Yeah. He just gets money.

Me and Inglings have more prize winnings in Call of Duty than like if you only go like 40 down on the melee list Yeah

Yeah I'm 76 and chess That's so crazy That's so wrong And with this Yingling is going to take reportedly going to take the $15,000 he may or may not win He'll probably win it

He's going to buy the CS knife That he's been begging me That is such a Bad buy. That's what I was like, you're gonna take it all and just buy a CS knife? It's play money, it's fake money. You gotta punt it on something.

I've been punting money on Robin Hood gambling. Dude, Ludwig is buying like sports futures. What the fuck are you doing? What are sports futures? It's a way to gamble legally on matches in California. Oh my God, yeah, I get it. Sports futures.

We're not betting on the game. We're betting on the value of the Bengals and their match. against this dude. We love gambling as a country. Low key. I feel like morally obligated to bleep this out. I don't think more people

should know about this. We showed that fucking Bitcoin game and we fucking You can't do that. We showed the Bitcoin game. It's really fucked up the amount of things you can bet on because it's a lot. This isn't Robin Hood you can do this? It is in Robin Hood.

So you're betting on the, hold on you're basically placing money into the value of the sports team because it'll go up after they win or down after they lose? It's not even that separated. I'm just literally betting Buffalo versus Atlanta and I select a contract.

Am I crazy? How is this allowed? It's a loophole, it sounds like. I think it's because it is a totally market determined betting odds. It's not like you're getting Vegas odds. It's not like there's an entity that's determining the value of it.

It's the market determining the value. Yeah, the odds are determined by other people who are buying shares of who they think will win. My big, that's so insane. My woke opinion is that all stock market investing in options and all is literally just gambling and it's stupid to fucking tell the difference between them. It's the same as Blackjack. It's just crazy though because you can bet on some like, like easily insider trading shit. Like you can bet on the Oscar nominations. Like who's going to get nominated?

Oh my God, so they're doing like, oh my God. Polymarket shit. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Like you can bet on the Fed's decision whether they're going to cut. Yeah.

All in Robin Hood? You know William Spaniel I was telling him about? He often cites polymarket as a metric to observe how humans feel about shit. Yeah. So it'll be like, polymarket bet on whether or not Russia will concede territory in the Dombas region.

People say this. And that influences, you know, how I feel like that. Yeah, because you're putting your money is probably being put what you actually. government shutdown lasting longer than 50 days yeah shit like that you can go yes or no it's my bets on 45 right now I remember back when Game of Thrones was airing there was polymarket bets or whatever platform on how it would end isn't that

interesting people who would die in the series so it is it's crazy how I don't I don't think it should be legal Robin Hood I am with you on that I don't know how they've figured that out but you weren't smoking crack we shouldn't be doing it I am but you want the guy who's smoking crack would know you do be doing bad huh you do be doing it yeah I woke up and I was like I was like there's no way that the Ravens are gonna go one in five and then I put 500 on it and then they went one in five dude it's crazy you hit big no no no I said there's no way oh and then they did oh stov's a like a Ravens fan character uh dude his those videos hit the timeline hard they get so big yeah he looks like really wet in them

Yeah, he was in the rain for the last one. He was, he was a guy, like, a guy to talk about sports and waiting. That, it makes sense. Yeah. That he's in, like, he's aligned with, like, the barstool audience kind of vibe. Yeah, I think, I mean, like, you can look at a guy fucking bitching about the Ravens and be like, that's me. Dude, I saw this, uh, I don't even know what it was. I saw, I got, like, a clip of, like, some high up at barstool talking about, like, the barstool staff.

And he was, like, he was, like, 98% of our staff are, like, like, left liberal. people. Really? And then the interviewer was like, why do you think the perception is the opposite of that? And he basically said without saying it, like Dave. Dave, Portnoy. It's Dave is just not. But everyone else is. And I was like, it's so interesting. When I think Barstool, I do think like

100%. Because Portnoy is the biggest guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. Like, for example, if like mogul is probably like 98% left-leaning. But like the perception. Hold on. But then we talk about Kelby a lot. What's going to say, who's the percent. It's me and Calbo.

Yeah. Because we're voting Trump every time. Yeah, I just don't like that my taxes, you know, I don't like that they're high. He would say some shit like that. I just don't think a woman could do it as good as a man. No, he does some shit. Here's what piss me out about Calby. I love that you brought it up.

I love that you brought it up, Aidan, as a man who works closely with him and is actually superior. What piss me out about Kelby? He'll go, I hate kids. I hate kids. The last thing I want to hear is someone going, Daddy, daddy. And it's like, no one fucking asks you.

You're being so weird. You're being so weird and so read it and you look like an adult baby. What the hell are you talking about? Cali doesn't look like an adult baby. Yes, he does. Of anything that I hyperboize about him, that's the one that I don't.

He just doesn't want to have kids. The last thing I want to hear when I get home is daddy, daddy. Who fucking talks like that? You also don't want kids. Yeah, but I would never say some shit like that. So the way he said it's a problem. Of course. But his feeling of not wanting kids is fine.

No, I think it's a little vitriolistic. You also don't want kids. Not in the way he doesn't. I don't want him different. I don't want him. I don't want him with Steve's, though. Some people try to file the world into binaries. He's the most confused I've ever seen him.

Look. You're trying to file the world into binaries. If you want kids or don't, and that's everything. But the way, the reasons in which we don't is important and worth talking about, but you apparently don't think that. And his reasons are daddy, daddy. His reasons are cunty. And your reasons are based.

And my reasons are reasonable. not even base I'm just a normal guy I'm just a normal guy I'm a locoq out I am a loco out dude you look tortured right now I you know I

and I the thing is it's okay because he's giving me some of my greatest moments of joy what can you do well oh I see it bounces out when I tap into his league streams

in fact both of your league streams they keep me glued to my screen no you're fucking lying I'm not lying I've watched no I've seen those league streams not the recent ones but just in general

they keep me glued I am glued to your league streams. I watch them every time. And they also make them feel good about myself. Okay, you almost had it. You almost had a pure compliment. Sugar and spice, everything nice. Can you do?

You're like a king. Can you do? Bought Lane's O and 11. Can you do? I'm voting Biden, but then I'm voting Trump and Robin Hood. That's my strap. Yo. Make some scryl, but then I go to heaven.

You want to bet with me? On what? Five racks. Trump dies by the end of the year. I want the death. Wow. We take that bad. I'll take no death all day. One to one. Why are you so confident

on that? Just because he's old? He's old. He keeps talking about heaven. And I just, I think it gives me something to, you know. Wait, by the end of this year. That's so soon. It is literally two months in two weeks. It's a worst bet for you ever.

Will you pay it out? I always pay out. What are you talking about? Oh, no. It's just like. It's a real bet. I still only have 500, by the way. 1 to 1 is crazy. Yeah, you should take odds. I think you deserve odds. What odds are fair?

We shook. 3 to 1? 3 to 1 is more, I think, I think, literally I think 10 to 1 will be fair. Guys, what if it hits? I think 3 to 1 is what you should do. I think 10 to 1 is fucking fair as fuck. There's only a couple months left in the year. Like, I feel is a short amount of time.

If this was the beginning of the year, I'd go down a bit. You want to do a calendar year from now? Are you giving me that? I'll give you that out of kindness. Is it one to one still? Yeah, I'll give you 101, 5K, October 13th, 2026. Wow. They're there.

It's more reasonable. Lord, yeah, okay, yeah, sure. And the dad, gentlemen, the art of the deal. The art of the deal, we just went up. Bet on my own futures. Yeah, the last bet I made I lost wildly. I said our motto would have the world record in 70 star in two years, two years ago, and it hit this month.

And he is now there. A green sweet with the Pentagon. I don't think he's fourth I don't think he's top five I don't think he's top ten Can we look at the leaderboard For 70 star zipper To see where Armada's at right now

He's pretty good But I and he's Some of Best definitely has the legs To be top five Up or down since the fart He's not for sure It is crazy to think about How Liam is better than Armada

At something To do with gaming It is crazy It is crazy Liam started earlier But it's Liam right Like Liam's a great gamer

Of course he's a great gamer but he's also an insane person. Right. Okay, that's fair. Oh, no. I think he's 27th. He's 11th. Oh, no, he's not bad.

He's 11th by 30 seconds about. From world record, yeah. 40 seconds for world record, but. What the fuck is anonymous? What is that? I don't know. Anonymous? Oh, it's not verified.

Why is it there? I have no clue. Okay, so it's Ouija and then Greens Suigi by nine seconds. Wait, read the comment on Anonymous. I think all the comments are different. This runner has chosen to remove their run from the leaderboard, but it has been verified and backed up. But then it says verified it no on the verified column,

which is confusing, motherfucker. Whoa, that's weird. I wonder why they did that. Yeah, so he's, he's not super close, but he's close to top 10. Can you show me 120? Let's see where a goat is. It's Suuigi again, bro.

He's so amazing. Wait, does he still have all four? She's... Wait, the same person removed their time? It's so weird. What happened in that community? Liam's 12. I don't know. I don't know who this is.

12 a year ago? That's a big record, man. He had the world record. He had like three times. A year ago. You know what's funny about Punkation? I accidentally tuned into his stream back in like 2012 and I was like, this guy's really good. And then he got, I think he had world record for a little bit.

He did. And I just kind of accidentally was tapped in. Yeah. Also, Cot Power, who was a super Metroid runner, he got raided by AGDQ 2014. and it was really funny. It was like 100,000 people they were like, we're going to rain cat power!

And he's just like this Swedish guy with 80 viewers and he was kind of pissed about it. He was like, I did not really expect so many people and he's running Super Retro. He like fails his run. It was very funny.

Yeah, it's kind of hard, I guess, if you just have fucking 40,000 people and you're just doing your speed run. Yeah, and AGDQ drops on me. I didn't have much plan for this. You have your 502 again? We have a postmortem coming up for it, but... I don't feel this time around.

You liked it? Yeah, it was fun. I think it's, uh, I think it's, it's just a lot of work back to back after streamer games. I was like, because I had to reach out to fucking 30 people for that. Oh. And then another 40 people for this. And, uh, so just juggling all those DMs is like, I give you a hug. Huh?

I gave you a hug. He had such a good time. What would you say? You like, give him a hug and you're like, I fuck. When did you keep your voice sometimes? I was there for a hot dog race. How could you forget? He already blocked it out of his memory.

I will say, so Zippertu's brother, he came in hot yesterday about the hot dog race. He literally was like, I could easily beat slime. He was so confident because he was like, you don't understand how fast I can run. And we were like, you don't understand how hard that is to the race. And how not, it just isn't important. The running just isn't important.

Sliver than a chance versus Usain Bolt. Ludwig had already finished the race so early because of the puzzle skip and maybe his ability to the eating. I don't know. And he steps up to the Zipper 2's brother steps up to the plate and we watch him work through the dog from afar.

It's like easily 30, 40 seconds. He was slow. And he was insisting that he could do it under 15. Really? Then you get up there and it's... I need to put him on blast. But it's just how... I think the only reason

it's like it's, I don't even fault him because so many people it was just like, it's like, yeah, it wasn't even like a like, hey, look, like laugh at this law cow thing it was like, see, it's pretty tough. Because everyone has the same thing. It's welcome to where we are. It's the smash, like I'm the best of my friends at smash

or Mario Carter or wherever and you show up to the competition. It's just, it's nowhere near. Shit, shit's not so sweet. Yeah, it's not sweet. Yeah, I was talking to ZFG at the, well, I gave him a hug and we were talking and it was really nice and he's very nice, but we were talking about Melee controller GameCube controllers and it was funny because I had enough knowledge about game

controllers and so does he to have a really like weirdly technical discussion about Pod and why it's good for melee but bad for OOT. It was so crazy. I was like okay so what values are required for a spin slash in OOT? He's like great question. So it's actually not a value. It's like a core it's a three quarters of a circle or something and it was really to Taylor Swift fans talking about the most recent album. This is exactly how I felt when we went to what was Hamerant's streamer games thing called

it wasn't streamer games Oh yeah The cum dump event Yeah When we went to the no loads Refused Amaranth event Or something Where I refused

I didn't refuse any loads You refused no loads For the whole weekend Because I was pleasantly invited And I enjoyed us all the time This is years ago now Yes And at that event

Me and Jack Manifold realized that we both knew A bunch about Mario Kart Mottie And we were both So pumped that we had somebody else to talk to about it. We talked about Mario Car for like 45 minutes. It's so sweet.

It's so nice. I like that. Yeah. You know, like video games. Trying to tackle onto that. You're going to play today, aren't you? You're thinking about it right now. I played one before you guys got here.

You know what I'm thinking about? You know what's funny? I was talking to Aiden. I haven't seen him a while. I was happy to see him for ones in my fucking life. And we're just chopping it up. And I am dog shitting on this person named Nigerian Zoe who's playing Zoe in mid.

Well, I'm just talking to Aiden. Yeah, it was kind of... You saw what I did. It was kind of beast. I kind of cooked that guy. In the time of him, no headphones talking to me, he kills Zoe twice and late. That's crazy.

And it's a Zoe that has... It has Zoe... It's a Zoe who has Zoe in their name. Nigerian Zoe. You know the only plays out. You know, world starts tonight. Don't know what that is. Pog.

T1 plays tonight. Who was he? The bald guy? Well, y'all. Well, y'all. Time for us to go watch Nigerian Zoe 101. How about that? this. Everyone go listen to the new Taylor

album. I'll listen to it. Leave a comment. Do you like it? You hate it? What do you rate it? You're the best. You're the best. We're going to listen to it and then come back for our review in the promo. Then we'll have a review on the promo. Fucking listen. I'm going to. Because you insist. Because you insist. I don't insist. And yet you insist. I don't care if you have

an opinion on it. I'm going to but I'm going to have one. And I don't care that you don't care. And we'll see you next time. Oh my God. That's why he's the funniest. That's hurtful.