The Yard - Ep. 235 - He NEVER has good ideas..

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

This week, the boys talk about Slime's new look, Alex Honnold's climb up Taipei 101, and how one of us has become a brand risk... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, guys, what do you think? It's a real, it's like a domer vibe. That's good, right? Yeah, I mean, he was handsome. He was handsome? Some sort of CEO? I don't know who that is. You don't look like a serial killer.

What do I look like? You look like the episode of fairly odd parents where it's the universe where he didn't have fairly odd parents. It's like, this is slime if he was never on the yard. What? It's like, we were able to meet you in a multi- where you never did the yard. This is what you'd look like. You'd be a little more. You'd be like, hey, I'm Anthony.

Hi, this is, you can call me by my government. I do Sudoku puzzles in the evening. Um, I sleep on the floor. Yeah. I still live on the floor. Yeah. Of course. Of course. It's, but you'd justify. You'd be like, it's a Japanese tradition. And I sleep on the floor where I do my Sudoku puzzles. Dude, do I do I do. And I occasionally forget my girlfriend's birthday, but I love that. You brought that. You brought that into the show, man. I don't know. I don't know. That's crazy. That was. That was. I I didn't play games as often anymore. I didn't do the switch. You got that.

I forget it too. I've forgotten it. Girlfriend? I don't know my girlfriend's partner. Oh, Captain Mike. Yeah, you kind of like... And what I don't tell her,

I don't really want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Get you something? Because that's what Valentine's Day is. That's what Valentine's Day is birthday for girls. Valentine's Day is your birthday. And my birthday's Halloween.

Between that and the Fourth of July, It's like she's got three birthdays every year. This came up because Nick asked me, he was like, what was that one guy who used to play Smash's name, that one melee player's name that we haven't talked to in like nine years? And I immediately rattled it off. And then I was like, yeah, but sometimes, if I decide my girlfriend's birthday right now,

I think I would kind of miss. And that's how my hard drive works. I think QD understands my hard drives like that too because she's just now telling me what she wants for Valentine's Day. You're finally there. I'm there. She just tells me... She gave up.

She gave up. She just tells me like, she's like, I want this. And then she'll think about it. And she'll be like, oh, and also this while we're at it. Okay. What's the budget range of what she wants? It's not high. Like, for Christmas, she wanted a hot cocoa maker.

Okay. Which is just like a kettle. That's kitchen slop. This is easy big oven. That's a type gift. That's actual kitchen. I can give you this. It's a blood pressure monitor.

Okay, those are like 30 bucks. Oh, that's big. And a Apple watch. Okay, hold on now. Wow. That's the exit strategy. 38 millimeter. Wow, the, the, small one.

The venom and the cure. Both the poison and the antidote. Yeah, we call that a white girl speedball. Well, Kroskis, how are we doing? I think so why? Well, Southern Lion, we're doing. That's already, no. It's a funny take care.

It's already been done. No, but why? I have glasses. because I went to the eye doctor a while ago. Dude, they did so many crazy tests on me and I fucking aced them like crazy. How? What do you mean? Like eye tests?

The guy thinking he aces the test that come out? Like, yeah, he's gay. Did you have to look at the little house that's far away? Yeah, I looked at the house. I could see everything in it. There were two guys in the window. Yeah. It was bad.

No, I was, they did like this test. It was a reaction test. And I was like, dude. Is it the gray button? Yeah, it's the button and you're testing your peripheral whenever you see the gray squiggle. Yeah.

I'd be throwing in a few, like, just in case, you know? I was, no, you never prejudging. I was slamming that shit. And the guy's like, wow, you did really good. Have you ever done to fucking know? Yeah, I did it. That's why I got glasses like three months ago. And it's like, when's it start?

This is, you know what? This is, here's my frustration. Because I go in, I finally take my eye appointment. Because I'm getting, I'm getting annoyed that when I'm late and I'm in an airport, it's hard to read the signs at the end of the hallway now. It's fucking, it's just fucking annoyed. And I'm like, I'll go in. I'll get my eyes tested.

I take this. same test. I also, ace. I mean, we destroy shit like that. A hundred imagine grandma trying that. I'm the most, kill yourself. I'm the most locked in. Okay, glasses. Yeah, I know. You guys are both talking about how you ace a test. You both walk out with glasses. Like, you guys fail. No, no, no, no. I assume she told us the same thing, which is that she's like, you pass all the tests. Like, you don't need glasses. If you want, you can get them, like, but there's really no reason to buy these. I got these because I'm driving at night sometimes.

and it's a little blurry and I didn't like that that's the only use case boom and then I fucking go there and I do it and they did like physical tests on my eye

and the lady sat me down she actually sat down in front like front wise-legged like a youth pastor she pulled up and she pulled up next to me and she said I want to be real with you and she's just like this older

older lady she's really small and she said you have the most perfect eyes I've ever done a test on ever and I said thank I shook her hand well she shook my hand and took her hand off your thigh she shook your hand

no that would never excuse me I don't know her birthday but I would never cheat on her and she shook my hand and I said thank you and then she said yeah you're a little bit far-sighted you're super fine but here's how the glasses work

and then I picked them up like a month later because I forgot and then I came in here and then everyone was respecting me more everybody respects him more now It's good that you didn't choose circles. You're quieter. You're quieter with him. No, I was playing Blatro.

I know. No, he's quieter. You're quieter. He's quieter. I've noticed it. Yeah, you're thinking more, I think you're more, I think more, you're like, thinking about what's going to come out and you're saying, I don't, I doth not. I think most of your outbursts have been because you actually can't see anything.

Yep. You're just freaking out because you're blind. Yeah. You're a scared. The dog starts to go blind. It starts barking at the fucking mailbox opening and everything. That's a Swiss dealing with her. Guys, I can't see you.

Get on the fuck over. I just do some weird shit. I can't see him. You just assume he's doing the worst thing because he is. He usually is. But today he wasn't. Now that you see, yeah.

Today he was, he was really normal. He was just like writing emails and it was really, but usually I swear to God I can see crazy fucked up nasty porno on his monitor and the tour browser.

Yeah. And it's a workplace. And I slap him in. I say, get the fuck off there. What are you doing? What are you doing? And I,

but today it was normal. Oh. Let's keep those on. Yeah. You're going to get crazy head Man well I'm only gonna wear him at night when I drive this fucking life when you don't wear them all the time That's when you get the headaches I'm the last one I guess new look well he's performing of glasses too and no one talks about it I'm saying you guys all have glasses I have glasses with you is that you're spent you spend you spend all your stat points early

But you die way sooner like you're dying 41 yeah I agree like you're gonna be like 20 20 like the most ripped the most handsome the most rich until four but then 41 hits you're dead I think that's great though right it's a choice It's a way to live, but I don't know what you're saying, because he's not doing trend. That's what, like, that's what shortens your lifespan. Like, what God rolled him. Okay. Like, this is a fireball. It doesn't make sense that his life could be so good

up until this point without ending early. Would you rather a 30-year career where you're averaging five points off the bench or your starter who's like, you know, in MVP conversations for like six years? 30-year career. Really? You're lying.

30-year career five points off the bench. I'm an NBA player. I'm an MVP conversations for, I'm an NBA player. I'm getting consistent contracts. I don't have to worry about, you know, getting injured, running out of money. Are you kidding me? I, I'm, I'm never going to be six MVP's.

Like, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm not going to be better than Michael Jordan. It's like I may as well be the bench guy for 30 years. So if you're not going to be the best, you might as well have some stable employment. You might as well just have some stable employment. Chip, but not too much. Yeah. You don't want to get a starter role. God's forbid.

You say you're the best. You say, is that what you're saying? I'm saying I'm in the MVP conversation. You're in the MVP conversation. conversation of what? Like I also I'm like Rand deals what are we doing

I have a stream of the year award show I think he's in the white boy B league conversation I would I think I would be white boy B or C league yeah because like triple S league

it's like the Timothy Shalameh is the Jack Harlow I guess you know and then we got the A tiered white boys which is a who's a who's a great which critical

uh yeah like no he's a tier he's a tier he's a tier is probably like two Hollis two hollis two bitch. And then B tier is the Ludwigs. I think in a tier along with two hollas. You really? You think they share a limo together. I don't think they do.

I think Charlie's the one buying the limo. I doesn't, that's not the point. I think Charles don't buy in the limbo. Put your body on my jeans. Put your body on my nipples. That is a fucking stupid bit. What he's talking about? He's self-conscious now. I've never seen him more eviscerated on this planet earth than let, than, then, Yet last week when he did the cousin, the cousin idea, the great cousin experiment, and people were taking it so seriously, like, I think it's fucking pretty.

Literally. They're taking it literally. I'm saying, I'll never forget this. And someone in the Discord just said flat out, I don't know if Nick's ever had a good idea. Wow. And Nick replied to it and it'd come like, I don't know, maybe a day before that Nick replies to it. It's just like, come on, man. I said, what's your deal?

He said, what's your deal? And they didn't respond. Bro froze up. They do freeze. Bro froze up. When you call him up to freeze. Look, I feel a bit vindicated. About what?

On this show, I've been lambasted for giving a little pushback to some of Nick's ideas. And now the people are finally seeing one. We got to decide who we're making the show for, man. Are we making it for the, my number one show is the yard. My number two show is Fear and. I like both these products equally. Yeah. Who we're making it for?

Those people should have their neck to broken. I don't think. Or are we trying to make each other laugh. What's the side? Real shit. Real shit. However. Because when I say I want to have a famous cousin, I'm trying to make you laugh, Ludwig. You understand? I think you genuinely believe that it's a good idea.

See, that's the thing. I also, when you were to explaining it, I'm like, part of me thinks he really does. I'm funny if I don't buy him. Are we not torn between two worlds? It's like, I kind of think. I, the yard, the yard 20xx. I fully have given up. I'm defeated by both the Discord and Ludwig in battle.

I lose. And I roll up every week and I sit like this and I go, How was China, Ludwig? And you tell me and I go, whoa. You think it'll be a streamer in two years? Is what the people who hate us arbitrarily think we actually are like? And I it's itch my nuts. We're like all just like sucking on his nuts sack and like shaving it.

And what stream is. Tucking some under my lip and packing it. They do pack my nuts. Packing your fucking nuts. God forbid a white boy have a thought on the way to work. And try to share it with his fucking coworkers. Because you know what? You know what?

I go to Alex and I say if you had a famous cousin, who would it be? And he fucking snap replies, Mr. Bean. He said Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean. Oh, Mr. Bean. Actual Mr. Bean. And I'm like, that's a great answer.

Yeah. In Tiananmen Square. I said Adam Sandler would be mine. No statue, pussy. No statue of Adam Sandler? Yeah. There's probably is going to be one day. Nope.

There's got to be one. Like in the Rocker Roll Hall of Fame or something? was generational. Click was not even his top five. Yeah, but they still made, like, there's got to be a guy in like somewhere in Eastern Europe. Right.

Was there a Click video game? No. No. Click came out 06. It's like a time control game. It'd be like a GameCube game where you're pressing A to get him to do the slow motion thing

on that woman's boobs. Yeah. You're saying that doesn't sound awesome. I think I would get, I put that at the B tier in GC Explorers. Click is one of the few movies to use. like a remote that controls people and stops time in a not pedophile way what do you mean both uses of that why would it what's the other what's the other example the anime uh

the anime remote control dude it's so fucking it's so and you end up on a not to talk yeah I was gonna not to talk about current events but I'm putting my foot down because God forbid we do I'm putting I'm putting my foot down okay if you if you watch the anima's with the little girls You don't get to just say it's a cartoon anymore. No, I don't get to do it. It's, it's,

it's, there's no more cap. Hold up, hold up. Hold up. You are a fucking chomo. No, Zipper, can you pull Modoka Magica?

What if it's, what are you getting him to do that for? What if the child is a thousand years old? That's what I'm saying. You never have a problem. That's what we always do. And we always make excuses for these fucking people. What a tired.

Okay, so just tell me. Right. So what are we doing? I'm just asking if Puela Magi, Madoka Magica would count for this. for this category you're talking about. If I meet somebody, if I started a new job

and my co-worker says this is his favorite anime, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you after work by the way, right? I wouldn't do that. We're gonna beat the shit out of the dumpster. We're gonna turn the water up slowly until you don't notice it's boiling. I might talk to them less. It's a good show. Okay. Yeah, but. Lutowicz.

Okay. Why is that, when is that ever a good enough reason? It's a good show. Huh? You like the show. What is that ever a good enough reason? I like the show. It's a great show. Yeah. Can I tell you the premise? Could they cross line for you? Yes, of course. What is that line for you? If not already crossed, like two scenes or three

scenes in the show, Dan to Dan. Like, they cross that shit for sure. Really? Yeah, I think it's when they, I think it's when they start getting sexual. But this show's not sexual. Okay. This show's about actually female empowerment. That's awesome. Again, if the guy who I work with at the restaurant I start working on... If this is my favorite, it's a great show! If the line

cook is like, no, bro, you got to check out Madoka Magic after he hit the cart, I'm gonna fucking kill that guy. I'm not even, when I tell you, I'm not even fucking with you, Madoka Magica's probably pound for pound. Wow, there's eighth graders. For the Sopranos. Yeah, I think it probably beats it out. I think it probably beats it out, yeah.

I think it's under better calls to all and above the Spranos. Okay, wait, I'm your coworker. I'm your coworker. I'm telling you about this new HBO show. Okay, okay. It's just like the Sopranos, live action. Right. But it stars all 14-year-old girls.

What a decision. And I'm a 42-year-old man. Right. Who's your coworker at a job. That's a for us. And I love this show. Right. It's all about middle school girls.

Cool. And I'm just, it's my favorite. Yeah. And it's not sexual. No. It's not sexual. It wouldn't be on HBO for the damn sexual. You know HBO makes great dramas.

Yeah. And they're phenomenal actors for their age. They got the people from the wire in there and shit. I used to watch out Carly. That sounds lit. Yeah. Because that's like a similar. But you think that'd be normal?

Huh? Yeah. I'd be like, dude. I'm awesome. Like, I'm not going to say, let's get a beer later. Yeah. You're not. Why not?

Why not? I'd probably be busy later. Right. So that just goes to all coworkers. You can't get a beer with all the air. Because you're busy regardless. If your main selling point is HBO, that's the first one. And then this follow-up is 14-year-old girls.

Like, yeah. Because no one says you should watch Majoka Magica. He's got 14-year-old girl. Like, that's not the follow-up. I'm sure a lot of people have said that to other people. And they would be people who I would call illiterate. Illiterate. They're illiterate.

They have no way to consume media in a normal. fashion. Media sensibility. Yes. Their sensibility's gone. I think it's like, I think you should all go home and watch an episode. It's like imagine I pitched you stranger to stranger things season one. Stranger things season one. Great show. Except Finn 11 year old Finn Wolfhard is in a maid outfit and it's like is that I mean like. Am I your normal? and he's not a normal coworker still. Importantly he does not a madely thing. He does no madely things. He just happens to be wearing a maid outfit for the entirety of the show. And I'm like all my favorite character. And he's a letter is. I guess it's Finn.

I'm not normal. I'm not a normal guy. Okay. Well, you wouldn't get a beer with Ludwig the cool guy at work that you hang out with. Hey,

you want to get a beer later, dude? It's like, what are girls allowed to wear? Like, are you gonna freaking outfit police the Powerpuff girls now?

Like, should they have on, like, freaking nun outfit? Those are superheroes. Yeah, they're wearing capes. Same with Madoka Magica.

It could be fine. Ludwig, it could be fine. It is fine. I've seen the whole show. It's fine. It's a whole show. It's been like a,

100 times. I had to watch the whole show to make sure everything was on the level. Every frame? I'll start the manga. I think my issue tends to be when I notice when I meet somebody who watches a show like that.

And I ask them, oh, that's great. You know, it's like, I'm sure it could be a good anime, whatever. It's like, what other shows do you watch? And then they show me three other shows. Similar ones, right? They're very similar. What is that?

And it's not like, oh, I watch that show and also the Sopranos and also like the new season of Sex and the City. It's on HBO, but only when you're homesick from school. It's like that zone from 12 to 3 when you're home time HBO. It's the fact that all they watch is shit like that. Let me defend myself.

Okay. What is it? That's about you. It's not, no, but let me defend them, I guess. Zipper, can you pull up K-on? K-hyphen on? I've heard K-on is good. It's a great show.

It's another show that I really love. And I'm asking if, if me liking this now, I'm all of sudden weird. So it's about these middle school girls. And they're in. a band together. School of Rock. Right. Yeah. Is this a problem? It's not necessarily a problem. You know what? You know what I think this is?

What's that? I think this is a male centrist's point of view and you can't see women as lead characters without a tying. If these were all eighth grade boys, I'd feel exactly the same. What if they're eighth grade boys who were dressed, you know? That's a tough one that he clicked on. Huh?

That's a tough one. That's a wallpaper. Probably made by a out of fire. God, download that though. Okay, I have a question. Can we delete it by downloading it? I think the problem is that there are so many of these shows. It's like there's only really one sopranos and then there's a couple other mob shows. There's a Bore Rock Empire. And it's like a couple.

There's a good point here of like I don't feel this way about school of rock. I'm not having any of these thoughts about somebody who's a fan of that movie. I think it's just it's a part of the pattern. Right. It's a part of the pattern. Oh, there's a pattern now. There's a pattern of if they watch this show, Then they've probably watched the other one.

I think... And other one. How about the one? What if a guy's like, yeah, my favorite comedies. School of Rock. Billy Madison. Roll, like everything that features like kids. Yeah, okay.

With adults and positions of power. There's an... Like, what if that's all they like? It'd be strange. And what if you're like, well, what about knocked up? You like that one? Not really for me. No, I don't like the cast.

I don't like the infinite bounds of anime. I think that's my problem. Live action's fine Because it's like there's an adult in the room And it's like a human being somewhere But with an anime, it's infinite They can do whatever I think it's just

There are so many There are animas that are similar That are sexual And we have to be honest Okay We're cracking open It's like oh it's a high school Swim team

And on the sixth episode They go to the beach Also looking at the A lot of time Looking at the drawn characters' boobs Whoa whoa whoa Let's hey hey No but I take it out of that

Let's get out of that I may be Israeli at a soccer game, but... Episode 4 is the beach episode. They have one? Yes, it's because her parents own a beach cabin so they don't own that. That's the part about making shit up. It's probably based off a real life experience.

The writer in the room, all right, guys, I know we're not making the show sexy, but a beach episode could be fun. One's like, yeah, yeah, we could do that. It would be... What I'm wondering is, how do you get into this show? Because you watch episode one, you're like, I'm just going to... I'll keep watching. I'll just make sure it never gets there.

Right. Like, you have to, you have to take a risk. Well, okay, so, and actually that's a good point.

Medoka Magica, it takes three episodes. Because there's three episodes where you would watch it and if you're a 35-year-old man, you would be like, oh, I'm a chomo. Yeah,

I pull up and I just start watching it and I look like this. Yeah. Imagine. My issue that you have to push past that. If you watch the first three episodes on Southwest Airlines, like he would land to be detained by officers. If you look at the type of guy,

we'll, to push past that. Then I already have a problem with you. I don't care what the show's about. But most, but most, I think anime is a show. I'm next to you on the plane right now.

I've loaded it up. I've sideloded it with a thumb drive in the airplane's headset and I'm watching it. Are you watching it? Sub or Dubs? I'm watching it obviously dubbed. It's a raspberry pie.

Sorry, it's obviously subbed and I'm watching it and I'm like. Your mouth open? My mouth is open and I'm eating little pretzels I gave me. Would you like any, sort of snacks or we're coming through with a cart.

Okay. Do you want, she's asleep. Could you wake her up? You know what I'm saying? So there's a problem here. Yeah, there'd be an officer waiting for you in the plane line. Right?

So what are we doing? Well, what you would do is you would at least hit episode four during the plane ride because then everyone would be like, oh, I get it. Really? Yeah, episode four changes everything. It changes everything. It changes everything.

I'm two rows behind in the aisle so I can straight see his iPad that he's watching on. He hits episode four on the plane. No audio. I'm seeing it. I'm like, wow. I'm like,

oh my God. And they would walk up to you, like, sorry, I literally thought you were a chomo. That looks so awesome. Isn't it crazy how the glasses make him more dignified, but also more chomo like? Like,

I believe your character right now. Yes, because when they're off, I never would think either of those of you. No, of course not. Whoa. My God.

We're an awesome show. You should tell me about it. Yeah, I'm going to fire up the dark night for the sixth time on this flight and I'm gonna fall asleep. Like a fucking normal guy. Yeah, and to answer your question,

there are shows that are just not good. You know, that look like that show, but they go there, but they go there. There's a lot of ones that explicitly go there because it's cartoon, so they like feel a license, like there's literally like that kind of shit for jerking off, which is gross.

And so it's just all adjacent. It is. It's all adjacent. It is. So I'm putting my fucking foot down right here right now. Number one. I think my least reasonable trait with this is when someone says an anime is good, like when they just say it in passing it to me, in my head I think, no, it's not.

Yeah, I think it's really reasonable. I'm not. I think it's just say, you should say, no, it's not. It's like part of me when somebody talks about like the new season of JJK came out and I'm like, it's dog. probably. Yeah. It's my most toxic trait.

People do. By far. There is some controversy with the episode four that came out recently so that you're not off on that one. But I think that's a bad trade.

I think, it is. I think that's actually the best way to consume anime. Because I've watched anime I've enjoyed, but I still am like, I think anime is one of the few forms of media

that you should go off of what your friend recommends and not like what votes and polls and ratings are. And why is that? Maybe because the fan base is so off. I think it's because they become obsessive fans and over-rache. It's just, there's never like, the hit anime of the season is never about some beautiful 35-year-old woman who teaches.

Hold up. Who teaches classes. That's not just adult classes. It's adult classes for adults. And she's, and her students, they're all post-grad. Post-grad. They're all like 20-HD anime. It's an anime about PhD programs.

We're on a PhD anime. This exists. What is it? Okay. Well. And does it have a beach episode? Kaiju number eight. Okay.

Recent show last season, about a 33-year-old man. Oh. And a... On his deathbed. And he's a janitor. Whoa. And he aspires to work in the same industry as his 31-year-old classmate who is a powerful woman who leads the army.

Cool. Okay. So, all right, and that's 30. This is great. Anime for adults. 33-year-old representation. Cool, some anime for adults. I'm gonna do that. Yeah, finally.

It took us a while to get here. There's adults in it. That's awesome. That's cool. That's cool. Novel. There's a, what's it called? Dragon, dragon-made anime?

Look, I'm saying, I'm not saying there is... Okay. Okay. So Ms. Kobayashi's dragon. She's actually, and I'm not saying this sarcastically, she's much older than she loves. Really? Yeah, so this would be like

What's weird why they went for a younger look Why not just Why couldn't she be a little bit looking older? Why not make her old? Why not make her like 25? Asian don't raise them. Well Asian don't raise them fine. Asian don't raise them, right?

Yeah. Asian don't raise it. Yeah. Is she Asian? I thought she was a dragon. Well, I think dragons are mostly Asian. The anime designing a guy. Well, he's a 35-year-old janitor who's also a dragon.

designing a woman, well, she looks like she's 12. I tell why she always fucking 12. Here's the issue that kind of defends your argument. There's a lot of mangaka who draw... Those are people that draw manga. Oh, yeah. That draw great shows. Okay.

And, you know, those shows are the ones that are defensible. The ones that maybe include like a middle school girl, but it's not in a creepy way. Then they turn out to be pedophiles. That happens? That happens. Really? Does it happen a lot? For a fountain kitchen.

Does it happen a lot? It happens enough. Enough to where you can talk about it and be like that happens. Japan is a special country where you can walk into their equivalent of a Barnes & Noble and there's a section in there where an octopus, you know, fucks. A whole town. An underage town. That's interesting.

That's what's in Japanese Barnes & Noble. How they have infrastructure. See, I'd watch that, can you tell me to learn from that. It's marine biology and interesting politics. I think this all, this all makes sense and this all makes my theory 100% right. What I'm finding, what I'm finding is you guys get older, the people around me get older,

you start to coalesce toward the ways I think. I kind of agree with you. Slime is always right. And it's shocking to me after this conversation that of the two of you, one of you has been deemed brand unsafe, unable to appear Have you heard about this?

Unable to appear on a stream. The very sweet part is that Ludwig vouched and he said, how do we include slime? Which I thought was beautiful. I would never in a million years of thought he would say that. And we can get slime on if slime deletes all of his Twitter.

That was a joke, right? No, that part was a joke. I don't think that was a joke. That was definitely a joke. I don't think that part was a joke. They vetted him. They wouldn't look. No, no, no.

I'm saying. they didn't like the Twitter, but I don't think if he deletes it, they'd be like, oh, I see, I see. Basically, Lottwe was like, yeah, I think it'd be cool to include my fucking best friend who wears glasses now, because he's more mature and watch

his normal shit. Can I, can I come clean? What? They didn't actually say no. What? Initially, I wanted you on and then I saw the glasses and I thought it was a bad look, so I asked Kelby if he could lie. To make up a reason to not include you.

feel bad now. If this all was true it would have happened 10 minutes ago, which it fucking did it. It was a ruse. Because I just got these today. But anyway, they apparently looked, I got my Twitter audited. I got my Twitter audited. Obviously he's a brand risk.

I got my Twitter audited and they looked through it. This brand and they said no. What have you said on Twitter? That's what I said to say. He's been a brand risk since the sucking fuck off. Slim and Slim Jim has never sold more product than in the week after the slim jump. I would argue they have.

probably with her Mr. Beast collab infinitely more. I can't imagine. Let me read off the last thing I tweeted, which was five hours ago. And you tell me if this is a brand risk in any way at all. This is a fun game.

Just got off the phone with Lowe's. This is true. I was talking to Lose. He's hurting real bad right now and y'all need to give him a break. He was FaceTiming me butt ass eating chicken wings in the bathroom, which he only does when he's scared.

We stand with ice. Yeah. Yeah. The what? Dude. Tell me what part of the bathroom. of that me checking in my fucking day one boy loz. And this doesn't, is there more context on

this doesn't go on further? And if you're probably 90% of people listening right now who is no idea what he just said that's, don't, don't look at any further. You live a good, happy life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good luck in school. I'm just saying there's an associate out there who fucking puts on dope-ass content, fire-ass streams

and he's getting fucking dog piles. Top to bottom. Top to bottom. Top to bottom? The whole thing is a problem. Hold on. Let me just read some replies. Maybe, you know what? The first one,

that's on me. Yeah, I shouldn't do it. I shouldn't do that. But I replied, I replied to Lose, I said, it's all good Lose.

We stand with you, bro. Sometimes I think about how me and my sister would make a good couple, L.O.L. So like, what? What's the problem? Everything's in order.

What's the problem? Let's agree. Your question is, what is the problem? Everything's in order here. Like, what should you have said differently

to be more maybe brand friendly. I just want to, like, I love brands. You guys know this. I know this about you. Yeah, I do know that about. I guess me all sorts of twisted and I started thinking about my sister different. I'm not thinking about her different.

It's just like, we have so much in common. That's like what you're saying. It would just make sense from like a utility. Like if I just met her on the street, I'd be like, damn, you're perfect for me. And you're beautiful. It makes sense. Like if you didn't have the context of her.

We can watch fucking Los Poyos TV together, dude. You're sounding like a guy who watches a lot of anime right now. All right, fine. Let me read this last one. Tell me if this is a problem Tell if this is a problem And if it is And if you're honest with me

I will shut up forever Okay, okay I say I reply to him Because he's getting dog power Bro And I said bro Fuck the haters dude Don't let woke muzzle you

We love what ICE is doing And we are chomo's Hashtag Chomo nation Hashtag Los Poyos Chomo squad Hashtag Wingstop partner Yeah it's the three little pigs But all houses are made a straw

Like what do you want? So you're saying that's a problem He deleted the tweet that right because I think it you blew the house down yourself fine so you think

you think all of that's clean that's good game boy I'm just saying it's like yeah bro like this is America bro yeah okay that's all we're not gonna get any sponsors

on fucking this show we're never we're talking about to be clear this we lose it all their sponsors we've lost a bunch we've lost one two

we've lost two we've lost two we decided one of them was Nick's fault we've had to do so many We had to do so many make goods. Which one was next fault?

Gun. Like a gun, me? Wasn't that you? I feel like you're the guy who brought the gun in the room. Dude, you had fucking fired it.

A bunch. We tried fired that gun at my knife. We lost two sponsors. We've had to do so many free make goods. There's a lot of make goods. This is also, we've gotten warnings from several partners.

Last year, last year was our worst year in ad of revenue ever because we lost those sponsors and we did like five make goods. Fucking worth it. It's not. I didn't, but like, I love brand so much.

These are not my fault. If you look at the actual data, it's bro. They just saw, if these sponsors just saw how much you love the brand. If they saw, that would be beautiful, bro. To be clear, I'm cool with it. Like, I don't mind. I know, hey, I don't mind losing all these partners like flies on this show. No, no, no, don't.

I know how much this one pays. No, no, no, no. This one, we do care, Ludwig. We do care about this partner. You're not listening to me. On this show? He said, yeah, he said it. Oh, yeah.

I will say this, and I don't blame you, bro. And I know that I will be the, here's the thing, I can be your righteous arm of truth. Right, okay, what's that mean? The one you need to be safe. Right. You tell me what you need. And in a way, you can think of me as whatever I say is like a secret mouthpiece for Ludwig.

The secret mouth for your arm of truth is the secret mouth. It is. Thank you so much. And I can use that mouth whenever. And you can use that mouth any time you want it. All right. For brands even. You can have it all.

So we can do brand integrations with the secret mouth of truth. I'm using my secret mouth for you. My secret mouth keeps me connected to my favorite brands. Like hungry loot. My, I'm getting so hungry and only one mouth needs to be fed. It's a secret mouth of truth. It's a secret.

Yeah. That's great. I appreciate that. You like that? Red Bull for my secret mouth. My secret mouth needs it now. My secret mouth needs it to survive. Zipper, can you pull up the,

thing I was in the group chat. We've been doing this show for so long. I'm going to get to your little secret about it. I told him that was going to grab his waist in the workplace earlier. I told him that. I told him that. I threatened him with it. Yeah.

I said, I'm going to grab that waist in the fucking workplace later, dude. Can you stop this? At a random time. You're the boss of this. This is a great graphic. I wanted to know where y'all are sitting. I'm sitting.

I'm obviously sitting between two girl presents. I know. Dude, I was same. You're taking middle seat? I've been a crush on Girl Prezo for a long time. I'm going five every day of the week. If you're not picking three, I don't know what the fuck you're thinking, I'm going to.

I'm in between Nick Yangling, Travis Kelsey. I'm pulling up the I beer phone. Here's my question. You're in five with a lot of coloring bucks. I'm doing eye beer phone like this and they're both going. Here's my question. You're in row five. The plane goes down.

Who you put in the mask on first? Uh, myself, brother, because I listen. That's a good answer. Bro. That's a good fucking ed. What's the worst seat? The worst seat is probably... Well, according to what we were just talking about,

it would be number two. The worst seat's eight. Can we be real? The worst seat is... It's not her. That's the problem. Yeah. Do I look like that?

I mean, you're separated between Aiden and... If I look like that, I think I agree. I think the worst is four. Four's, I think... This is shoes off slime. Oh, right. Oh, the shoes are off. That's actually a good point.

There's a graphic there. That's fine. You'll smell them. His feet, bro. His feet. My feet don't smell. Kill yourselves. I've said this before. And we clearly struck a nerve there.

So let's rewind. Because I've had to say it so many times. People have good smiling feet usually blow up like that. Yeah, they usually freak out crazy like that. It's so, it's so fucking disgusting the way you twist the words of an honest man. Uh, I would, I would say four and then three because that shit would get me band from FAA. I'm going three. I'm probably like this. Boom, both sides.

And I'm full grip. Yuck. Full grip and three. You're full gripping on the plane, bro? With girl Pres. And then, and then alternate timeline use in the baggie nachos, like, what the fuck? Yep. Uh-huh. Like, look at him. He's fucking... One might be the worst in the house. Like, I get an air dome. One is a messy

fucking scene. One's gross, man. One is so gross, bro. Because you're like, where did he get those? What is the devil? A little snack on the plate? Bring those from the movies. I think the eye test from the aisle, like I'm walking down the aisle on a real plane, one is the worst because it's like, this guy's eating nachos. Dude, we're watching a fucking fucking batman

are eating nachos. You're using the middle seat for your food. Your fingers are covered in trees. It's everywhere, dude. Because I'm sharing with the person of the lucky contested to enter seat one. Dude, you literally have it on your fingers. Look at it. It's so gross. Yeah, because I was just like, do you want some? How else am I going to give it to them?

You can suck it right off. Do you what? Look this off my fingers. You're trying to grab my waist with the cheesy fingers. It's just. It's disgusting. planes, he does take the window seat and he just kind of balls up in the corner. So eight actually might be a play because then you just get to hang out with Leslie. Yeah, absolutely. And you get to be, you get to ask Aden about his favorite airport. I would also, I could lean over and talk to you too. I guess you do get access to Isle Ludwig.

I'd lean over, I'd be like, hey. The Squeak's one is interesting because you must bring a friend it seems. There's two seats to choose. You just get to pick. No, you get to pick window or all. You just get to pick window I mean, Spreece is a good one because he's only window aisle as a choice. That's probably what I'm picking. Damn, this is, yeah, I mean,

four, I would like four more if I was window. I'd like more of Valcaro was there. I could bow out if I want to. I don't like that I'm forced to be in the dynamic. Right. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think that's the sacrifice you make

is like you cannot turn this TV off. Yeah. Right? So you better like the show that you're watching. But this is a great thought experiment. I think this is a great, And let us know at home. And let us know at home where you would sit now.

I'm playing with us. And nine's not a bad option, so don't be mean. Dude, I sent you guys this. Bralper message me, because he saw this graphic. And he was like, why is the trash next to Ludwig? And I said, he uses a garbage wag when he travels instead of like luggage. He said, what's his reasoning? And I said that it's easy or something.

We tell him it's insane. We tell him he's insane all the time. And he asks how. And I said, you're starting to pull on the thread that we've been trying to pull on for years. And Nick cracked the case wide the fuck open. That's the thing is I'm your boy. But this is a one-way fucking street these days. Because I just go to bat for you.

That's true. When you're fucking irrational and you got some shit, I'm like, I go to bat for you and guess what you fucking do, bro. I don't even want to say it. It makes me sick. I sent this conversation. Chanel West Coast. To the group chat.

That's my famous cousin. Ludwig says, it fits things easier. Cumber some shapes, unfolded clothes. It's a malleable container. I can tell he's in an Uber right now because he's responding. Yeah. Aidan says it breaks when MacBook in.

there though. And then Ludwig said, betas make their affairs fit in defined shapes. Alphas let their affairs dictate the shape. Wow. Bro. And then Nick said Santa figures this out thousands of years ago. And that's the fucking smoking guy. That's the conversation that the shit. Because do you think Santa Claus rolls up with a bunch of fucking pelicans? He doesn't have a trash bag. He literally has a glorified trash bag. Yes. He has a more stable bag that Mrs. Claus is slightly more stable. But not really compared to Glad. Would you appreciate and respect him more if he had some sort of canvas bag? Yes.

If Ludwig was bringing a large Christmas sack on the plane with him, I would be like, wow, that's such a good idea. I'd get a Christmas sack. Zipper, did we pull it up already, the picture of me from 2016? If that was your bag on planes, I'd respect you so much more. But instead you bring a hefty

garbage bag that has a hole in it because your MacBook Air's corner has broken it open. If there's a hole in it, it's probably not hefty. It's probably glad. Yeah, just to be crystal, hefty would not have a hole. And I've put my MacBook in several times and it never fucking rips. The MacBook stays in.

It literally did on the last trip we went on together. A little hole, but the MacBook didn't fall out. But there was a hole. There's a hole my underwear. And the clothes have to breathe, dude. You can't just leave. It'll get moisture. It will get trapped in there. Um, can you look top by week.

I'm right. You're right. I'm fucking dumb. I don't know if it's a week or a month. But, uh, there was a picture that I posted from the 2016, 2026 trend. And it was me. in 2016 traveling to Genesis with a bag.

I was running the same method. But instead of using a trash bag, I used a pillowcase. Run up by month. Yeah, I do think for all, like, to give you evil credit, you really actually have always been like this. It's kind of like how I sleep on the floor still.

Like, you can't take the trailer park out of the boy and your trailer park is carrying around a bag arbitrarily. Dude, your eyes are crazy. So I thought you had my back and shit, right? Is it because of the stress of the bag? It's the fucking iPhone flips it. Dude, it's so insane that it's actually like that. But if you flipped it, it would just be on the other side.

Yeah, but my head's also fucking obviously tilted. I love the camera's probably tilted. It's great, man. You still get the bag, you still a page fan. I'm saying, what I'm saying is this is better than trash bag. Where did that smile go? Can I speak about that? What does the joy?

You lost it. You've not felt joy. That is just pure wonder. I touched me in the office one time. I've been different ever since. That's why he's quiet. You can't say that. You can't say that.

Why? What'll happen? Who's going to investigate it? It's supposed to be between us. Oh no, the HR guy touched me. That's why I'm quiet. He could fire me. He could, but he won't because there's a power dynamic.

Yeah. There's a power dynamic? What is I have over you? Oh, actually so much. And the pleasure you gave me that night. Ooh, yeah, you took it. You'll always have it over him. It's so volatile what you guys do.

You cast a spell with your mind and your body. This game you will play of cat and mouse, it's dangerous. I want you to know that. It's sick that we play it. And this game will keep fucking playing. But yeah, dude, joy has left your heart. I noticed that. Yeah, I watched the old, I recently watched one of Slimes' old salty ice climber videos.

Okay. And I was watching all these clips for you. And there was just a wonder that I've never, I haven't seen since back then. He's too stressed. When he goes, when he goes, Anthony, he's trying to tell you something on stream. He yelled for you. He yelled for my government. He yelled for your government.

I know crazy. You wanted so. I haven't yelled for his government. There was just a joyous spirit in that. And what happened to him? The money changed him? The money for sure changed me, bro. And I'm hoping to switch up more.

I remember a long time ago at Smash Camp when Ludwig first started streaming, he was talking to Duke Vitro. And Duke Vittro is like, I just bought a Maserati. Ludwig was like, I'm gonna buy one too. Me too. And it was like, I heard this and I was like, no, you're not. I didn't say anything. You said me too, actually?

I don't remember this. That's really funny. I know. Maybe I was referring to the movement. It was around the same era. I probably wasn't interested in the Maserati. Bro, he's been stressed. I told, I said on Wednesday, he doesn't reply to me.

I said, you're stressed out, bro. I can tell. Hit a Hakuna Matata one time. It works. I don't know if he did or not. I didn't. Because I didn't know how to hit a Hakuna Matata. you say it.

It means no worries. So you just go Hakuna Matata. Well. Matata. Right? Let it wash over you, bro. Hakuna matata. Let me wash you with a sponge.

Let it wash over you. He left the office that day just so damn stressed out. I wanted to wash all the stress off him. I wanted to hose you down. I have no stress in my heart. Yes. I'm a stress individual. And I want it soapy.

You don't talk about a high-stress individual, buddy. Look in the mirror. Ooh. Those Minecraft runs are taking a toll on you. Damn. I'm bringing a politic. He bitched you, bro. He bitches me in chat, bro.

He'll say the most mean shit of all time in my chat while I'm just like trying to fucking figure it out. He was like, do you see the last death I had? And I was like, nah, I didn't see death 49 of 50. Oh, dude, it was fucked up. Literally, it was an actual bug where it doesn't load in right. And the lava like spawns behind you, even though you've been there for a while. Okay.

It was really interesting and everyone was like, okay, actually genuinely unlock, you're terrible at the game, but genuine luck. Sorry for your loss. Load up another one, pig. And I did. It's been fun. I like the game, but it's hard. It's funny to watch and play. Because most of the information that he's getting is real-time information from chat. And so it's like a lot of what he's doing is discerning what information is real or not. And at a certain point, chat is trying to be helpful. But other times they just want them to die because they want it to experience it. Two things I have believed up into this point that I found out yesterday were wrong. One, that copper helmet will stop skeletons from getting mad at you. Oh my God.

Okay, zipper laugh. It's the hardest I've ever heard him laugh. Really funny. Number two is that every netherite block you mine in the nether has a small chance to just be lava instead. I don't even think I would believe that one. There's stranger things had happened.

When when I first played the game with Atriac, I convinced him that Q was a handwarming animation. And so I told him to do it over Lava. He just threw his shit in the law. Oh, my God, bro. And that was awesome. So, yeah, I'm kidding. But I'm very cautious. I can tell you.

Because now I've been around. And now I know, sometimes I know what's right and what's wrong. Yep. But you've been in Fortress. You've been in bad. You've been all sorts of places. I've been fucking a waried. In all sorts of places.

And then I found a woodland mansion and I had the best run of my whole entire career. And I wanted to go inside. And then everything went wrong. But it was probably the funniest shit that's ever happened on the stream. No, it's a true treat to watch you explore. So it was fun. But I like it. It's great.

Once I saw the big fucking chicken, I was just like, what happened to Minecraft? Not in a bad way. Just like, when did I not see all this shit changed? Like literally over the past 10 years. 10 years? Yeah, like Woodland Mansions is not a recent update. Everyone knows this. Everyone who's played it within the last 10 years for more than an hour, yeah.

Maybe at least, at least Notch still owns it. it because... No. I mean, thank God. Wait, what? But he has the candy room. Nosh doesn't own it anymore? Guys, Microsoft bought it.

Wait. I mean, they probably like... They probably hired him or something, right? He was kind of the face of the game. Like, everybody liked him. He was like... Well, I don't know. I like him on Natche never shares his personal beliefs.

Oh, straight to the point. I'm a dev and I'm a game. Dave. Keeps, kept it simple. What's the face? You know, Kanye apologized recently. Do I saw... I saw, bro.

turning a new, he's turning a new, I know what? He's like, me too. You know what? I think we all just say, you know what, Kanye? I think we should all tweet tomorrow. Oh, it's a school walkout. I think we should say, Kanye, we forgive you. The Kanye, we forgive you school walkout.

Yeah. K through six. Also, don't, the Neney challenge. Don't let your teacher see you, Nenei. Stand up in Nenei. Don't let you see you. If you get caught, you lose. If you get caught, you lose.

It's the K through six, Neney challenge, the grade seven through 12. Can you steal dougie challenge? Kanye, we forgive you fundraiser. That's actually what the rockathon's going to be. It's the Kanye, we forgive you. Couldn't think of a cause. There's no horrible thing that's happening in America right now

that we can really think of, but finally a positive note. The rockathon for Kanye's cure. No, the rockathon for Kanye's apology. They spread awareness of the apology. And we take all the proceeds, but we'll really spread that apology around. Well, make sure it's work. You've been using Rocket Money a lot? I use Rocket Money literally like every day.

That's so crazy. It's like the absolute best tool for like aggregating all your different accounts in one place. I'm not kidding. It is. It just is. Wait, so I just, I mean, it just is. No bullshit. So that's how you know it's not bullshit.

Because Nick didn't even know. It's just, I'm not even reading the screen. Rocket Money. It's so good. It just talks about it off the show. It's just the best fucking way to get all your different credit cards accounts in one place. and see all of it at one point. And just fucking used it.

We've got it in 4K. I won't even say the competitors because I've tried them too. You really have. Yes, I'm not joking. How do we make this? And Rocket Money pays for monkeys to fight. We don't need to use like a crazy story.

I just straight up like the product. I just fucking like the product. Well, it's a personal finance ad that helps fines and can't cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings, Nick. It's all of that.

It does all of that. So you should just use it? You should just use it. Can we, I'm not fucking kidding. What's the gag? Yeah, like, what's the joke that we usually do?

There's no gag. This one is just no big. It's just good. I use it. I am, because usually it's like, yeah, we do the read and it's like,

fine, I am surprised that you are. Don't know what? Sometimes you get fucking spade of spate. You know what I mean? You can also use it to check your credit score. You can see all your subscriptions

in one place. What they're not even telling me to say it's true. You can see everything in one place. Aiden? It's, you know, why is it so hard to see everything in one fucking place? It's annoying. You know what I'm actually realizing is I think maybe the brands that we work with are just getting paid because Nick uses their services. Like, they just know. He's just a whale for Rocket Money. You sleep on the mattress. You use Rocket Money. All that.

By the way, this is still the Rocket Money ad rate that we're at home. I want you to do. Lock your money help you reach your financial goals faster. You can join at RocketMoney.com slash the yard. Back to the episode. Well, Aidan is going to pick the charity that. that he won from the 10K challenge. I was doing the 10K challenge. Oh, you won it. Yeah. Was it a year?

It was a year of buying $10,000 with the stocks. Whoever makes the most in the year gets to pick the charity goes to. Aden's think entire portfolio went up like 50%. Yeah. Hey, well done, man. You're a really talented investor. Thanks, man. It's because I'm smart.

You have lucky one stock is 90% of his income. No. All you need is one. It was even. All you need is one. But one really did well. One did so well. But it was like they were all good picks.

What was the one that did well? TMC, the metals company. Tiny Meek Club, the fucking Cody Coe podcast. You bet long on Cody Co? He bet long and that shit paid off. You're fucked up. You're fucked up for that. It paid out dividends, bro.

He makes Cody Coe prosper so I get some money. He makes great videos. No, he's an unethical investor because I put all my shit in UNH, you know, like healthcare companies that are helping people. That's right. Healthcare companies also is cutting edge crypto. Yes.

And the charity is down with Noel Miller. I'm getting Noel Miller Slendered No one L Miller Bring Cody back And get rid of

Noel Miller Yeah I need to update you I need to update y'all He's gone too now What Yeah the podcast is over No he's not

He's doing his own shit Not because of No not because of Woke Woke hasn't come for him Woke hasn't come from no yet Until now

Until me Oh I'm coming for, he's over. He's over. And then Cody back on top. With the $19,000 we raised, it's over. Okay. You said, you've better to say your fucking prayers, dude. All right, so you won. Yeah. So what is it? What are you doing? He's going to pick the charity. Oh, have you picked it. I'm thinking, I've heard. I have my, I have my top candidate, but I, a bunch of people sent me suggestions. Okay. So. And then you have been dodging, so the loser was supposed to run through Wall Street,

literally in Manhattan. Yeah. In a business suit, run like a 5K. the loser was meant to run a 5K in a business suit with a briefcase. On Wall Street. Yeah, again, Wall Street was brought up as a location. Now, I actually just discovered recently that Wall Street's in New York. It's in New York City.

Because I always referred to the Wall Street of the West, San Jose, California. Right. That makes sense. I can get that confused. Right. He's like, how can I get on a 45-minute flight? And so this has come, as you would have guessed,

as a shock to me. You shock to my system. Of course. That they're like, yeah, it's good in Europe. I'm like, what? Because I already booked

my flight to San Jose. Oh, no. With the charity proceeds. That's like $110. No, no. I got first with the charity proceeds. It was like $700. So it's like,

what am I supposed to do? Like, I can't get the money back for the charity. I said no refunds. I said no to the fucking. Interesting. It's like $100. You don't have the funds to do that.

Well, I could tap into more of my charity funds, but I only made like a couple K. Ludwig was dodging this part of the bet, by the way. So we made it. We called it out on on lemonade stain.

To be clear, hold up, hold up. And we also, I dodged it. The day after I lost they made this episode. Like,

they gave me 24 hours and then they made, I didn't dodge it. He prejected that he wouldn't do it. Be clear, you've basically only been saying you're not going to do it. Exactly.

Exactly. So the comments. What do you want them to do? Give an example how I dodged it. The comments across like Ludwig's subreddit, his shorts, his YouTube videos, our yard episodes are like,

do not let, Ludwig forget that he has to do this. And Ludwig texted me. He said, by the way, did your podcast happen to mention the 5K bet? Getting a lot of comments. And I said, oh, well, yeah, we did a clip. And he said, why does a fledgling podcast

attack a working class Chinese man? And guess what? No reply. What? Oh, you had nothing to say? Well, Kat got your time? No, I said, you're so snatched now. You'll run it so quick and fast. Okay. Here's the deal. I don't get it because it is a fledgling podcast

And it is it gets like a fraction of the viewership of my video I'm surprised anyone even commented from sitting you know I mean like interesting they found It's so clear that it's bought it to some degree people like because no one Well people if you count yeah like chat robots they're listening oh guys I'm here for I got I got to the ads I'm here Finally what what product are we looking at today? It was my birthday during ad seven if anyone wants to nap. And then they hold their breath again

because they had to pause to write how they feel about the ads. I'm going back underwater. I'll see you guys at minute 20. This weekend I flew to Baltimore to interview the mayor of Baltimore for lemonade stand. And the person that helped set this up

was like the mayor's comms guy. He listens to Lemonade Stand and he helped get us connected and get this interview. Or he was the contact we got introduced to. This whole time is just been like normal back and forth getting this ready. We do the episode day of. He shows up a bit early and he's shaking hands around the room like meeting everybody, the comms director. And he shakes my

hand and just goes, doctor, and then moves on to the next person. Wow. Dude, it's some hail hydra shit. And I was like, no way. Whoa. So he's not a fucking L.S. Petto. He's a goddamn yard. He's a yard patriot. Yes. Dude, Patriots in control. So many of our fans are now growing up and entering the real actual workforce and the government and the patriots are in control. Yes. And we can send the word whenever we want. We need to, you guys need to apply for ice and do some real inside damage.

What's our sleeper agent word? It shouldn't be. It's doctor. Doctor. He's holding up the three. The aid's like, the medical field is, is kind of harder to figure out.

Doctor just comes up a lot though. Yeah, but he's, what is he calling? Nine dogs. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I am the,

I am in the ninth dog. It's like in the call sign, like one battle after another. It's like, how many dogs will it take? It's like nine dogs will take care of each other and you have to say it completely right in a bathroom. I don't remember how many dogs.

I don't remember how many fucking dogs. I don't know. That's not the amount of dogs that take care of each other. Yeah, okay, I love this. This makes me happy. Patriots are in control. Patriots are in control. And we'll hold control.

Well, we have to hold control. We have to hold control because that's what keeps this country together. Dude, you should play Metal Gear Solid 3, Aiden. Please. Aiden, please. Aiden, please. There's a nice silence, and then we could have

spun a wheel of things slime says. You don't get it. And we just, we hit a spot on the wheel. Yeah, my old handsome friend, Metal Gear. After World War I in the Metal Gear universe, after World War I, all the world leaders got together and they had a giant slush fund

worth of billions called the Philosopher's Legacy. And then they became what's called the Patriots over a hundred years and they control everything. But they're actually AIs.

It's crazy! He predicted everything. You would love this shit if you just gave it a chance. Why don't you give it a chance? Why do you not give it a chance? I have to finish the Diablo four campaign. Why?

I'll see you guys in four fucking years. The guy can't even beat Breath of the Wild Boss 1. What are we doing? I'm on the fourth divine Beast. That's awesome. That game came out a decade ago. averaging less than one Divine Beast a year. David Choms playing that shit on a Wii U. That game is... Oh my God. The game of the year in 2017.

Yeah, I'm going at a rate of 0.6 Divine Beast a year. There's four. Did any of you guys watch the Alex Honnold thing? Yeah, dude. Dude, that shit was awesome. Yeah, but it's spawning a bunch of fucking dipshit. What do you mean? Yeah, but it's spawning a bunch of fucking dipshit. What do you mean? Tell him, bro. It's spawning people who haven't climb? Yeah, because it got a lot of views and it's like a lot of people's introduction to climbing. Really?

And so they're all urban climbers now? So not even. They're all like, they're all like, this is the most fucking insane climb I've ever seen. Matt Walsh is dumb ass. If you tell you, this is the most insane athletic performance ever captured on camera. And I was like, this is not even Alex Hottle's most impressive athletic performance. It's not even. It's a $400.

It's in total. Functionally, isn't this like a really easy climb for him to do? It's a damn cakewalk. It's like walking on flat ground. Really? It's a real, actual? The risk was so close to zero for him. You should go watch Free Solo.

Have you seen Free Solo? If you guys play Metal or you start on Three Snake Eater, I'll watch fucking Free So The Time. We find that clist in the amount of times it takes for you to play. And not the opposite way? We can just play that for an hour and a half. No, you have to finish the game. He has to watch Free Solo for 20 times.

You have to learn about the Philosopher's Legacy. What was crazy is he got to the top of the building. and it pans to the inside. You see all these people at the top like pointed at him as he climbs over the final part. And the guy commenting the whole thing is Mark Roberte.

Oh yeah, yeah, he was there. Yeah, what the hell was that about? That's crazy. I don't know. To the get, I guess. You know what was crazy is that they flash his abs for a second? Dude, can you look up Alex Honnold?

Ab is unbelievable. He is ripped, bro. They look, bro. They look insane. He was, like, climbing up in his windy, so... And it picked it up. The wind just picked up his fucking shirt, and he looked fucking awesome.

It's like a Maryland Monroe shot. It's like CGs, but you could put molten lava through them. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's so sick. Cast iron CGs. Damn, I can't find it.

Pull up his CG zipper. Alex Honnold's cum gutters. Oh, no, no, no. While climbing Taipei. Dude, you're asking a lot. Yeah, it'll come up. Abbs. While climbing Taipei 101.

This is not going to ref- Well, yeah, he spelled it Tapette. Tapette. And it's not part of the main win. Some will help me, bro. Some things are better left to the imagination, I think. My zipper, bro.

Look at my zipper. I'm going to jail. Look at my zipper, bro. I'm not going to be a Minecraft for the next 45 fucking minutes. Can you look up that clip of Alex Honnold almost slipping? Not in this climate.

It's a different climb. Yeah, it's that one. It was the image that we saw. Yeah, yeah, that third one. Right there. Look at this clip. He has, he has, oh, what a terrible short.

The slip is off camera. I mean, that, wait, it was so scary enough. I'm gonna see it. I'm about to see it. No, it already happened. It was the stutter shake.

Yeah, but it was just off camera. His like foot slips. Oh. What a terrible format. He's dead. If he falls? If his hand, let's go. Here's what I'm, here's what pissing me off about Alex Honnold.

And there's a lot of, there's a lot of debate about how he's told his wife that if he dies, his, his daughter wouldn't even be sad because she's not old enough yet. Yeah. So what? He has, doesn't have social contexts and he just likes to climb. So what? Right. My thing is, why doesn't he make it harder and climb greased? And climb what?

Grease. Grease. Like, grilled. Like, like, like, like, slippery. He's all chalked up. That's confusing. because he said climb grease and I thought he meant the nation

maybe it is just off camera so I guess the question The camera guy goes The question I have for you is then slime is Do you think it's more impressive for him to climb something easier But making it more difficult

And dangerous with grease Or climbing something more difficult But like doing everything you can To achieve it But here's the thing Here's what I'll say He needs... Shoot, shut the fuck up bro

We should grease him And then he should climb something If you want If you're the guy who can't get your fucking dick hard in the morning unless you're doing crazy shit like climbing buildings and awesome walls then I don't know why you don't make it

crazy harder and grease up I think here's the thing he's already making it crazy harder he's not using a rope that's the thing but he's chalked he's chocked he's choked like he has chalk make sure his grip is a little bit weird

so you that's just signing up to die he's not gonna die he would Free solo clivers die. No one dies. Do you know what the movie The Alpinist is? Oh no. A fictional dramatization.

With Adrian Brody. It's a conspiracy. Here's a deal, bro. Nobody fucking died. 33 quixons, 11 were fatal from free soloing since the 50s. 11? No, that's only the flat irons in Colorado.

That's a flat iron. 11 out of 33 accidents. There were three. free solo desks in SoCal alone. I'm just saying, bro, it's like I'm not impressed. You're not impressed. Would you be more impressed if he played volley bear in a challenger lobby and won?

If his hands were greased, yeah. What if they were in greased? And they're chalked. Typical Alex. Okay. Typical Alex Arnold. Typical Alex Arnold. Just rushing dusk and dawn.

I mean, how many people are able to free solo like Taipei, but also win a challenger game? Dude, that's what I'm saying. I mean, Sanchez is pretty ripped now. Maybe he could... He was at there. He was climbing, though.

I'll tell you what. We went climbing together. Yeah. Oh, no. Couldn't put it together. He was a little scarty cat. Can't show me. No, he can't get there then.

He can't do it. You get there. That he's pretty strong. I'm doing. I just want... I watch stuff like that. You guys are saying to me, that's not even this most impressive shit.

And I'm saying, let's fucking grease that nasty pig. Dude, okay. I think, I think, I think, a grease up Alex Honnold with a rope, climbing would be interesting. And I'm behind it. I'm trying to catch him. I'd watch that. And I'm like, I can't get you. You're so slippery, bro. Oh. You're on like one of those like tents that they pitch like halfway up the granite wall. I'm like, come on, climb past me. It's Alex Honnold free soloing, but us three have bone arrows or us four of bone arrows. Like it's Minecraft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're

Skellingtons and we're trying to knock them off. Does Alice Honnold have a copper helmet on? Yeah, he has a copper helmet. Yeah. So we'd be really entertaining. Dude, stop. I'm scared. But any single hold could just reveal lava. Well, it would be more like Ann Orlando. If you think about it. Okay, explain.

The archers. Yep. And they knock you off. Those those bows are crazy. They're great bows, love it. And they have some chutzpah to them. Okay, it's Alex Honnold one great bow, one Anorlondo archer. And his kids are watching, but it doesn't matter because they won't remember because they're so young.

Then Aiden and Yingling are Ornstein's smell. Okay. I like that. You guys, dude, you guys should do that for Halloween. Oh, that would be awesome. That would be tough as fuck. Dude. Have you played Dark Souls 1?

No. Yeah. Never mind. Look up Ornstein and Smell? After Diablo. Or are you in Aetriott for Lemonade Sand? Wow. Wait, double Ornstein?

Really? Wow. I mean, Smow. I fucked it up. Double Smow. It's hard to know which one's away. I don't blame me for that. I think I would know.

I don't even get it. Atriog told someone in the office. He's like, oh, yeah, I drive him. the Honda fit under my voice was like, interesting and he heard it. You're just like, shut up! It's really getting to him and I like it.

It's been so funny because Ari keeps adding more stickers to the back of the car and they share it. So like, just recently I was looking and it's his number one bug collector on the back. It's just random shit. Yeah, yeah. She just keeps adding new ones.

His shit looking like the yard sign that says like science is real in this house black lives matter and women's rights are human rights I should start just getting stickers and throwing them on y'all's cars what no what I'd be fun dude he basically did that when he wrote

I'm a pedophile into mine I did I did do that on the back of your dirty window so you'd be the dog shit if I put coexists on your car a really good message and you put I'm a coexist with the blue line through it yep And the X is a It's a punisher logo

He would do co-exist on my car And I put the one that says fiction Oh Fucking what's up dog What's up You believe in a fiction in the sky Yeah on your K truck And I got I got Fox Racing

Fuck it But Pride colors Pride Colors Okay Fox Racing takes up the whole window Can't see shit I'm doing For Nick

Um He's I'm gonna kiss you if you don't think fast enough. He's gonna kiss you, dog. I would just put baby on board. I don't want people to treat you a little safer. I like that, bro. What, would he's fucking screaming 90 down to 30?

Dude, you know how he does. Baby on board on the right, student driver on the left. I have a DUI on the bumper. What about that? That's a guy with so many weapons in his end. Someone getting closer to read them all than like backing up as they get the context. pregnant and hungry oh a bitch

pregnant and fed it's like it's like one's blue one's pink and we're like a couple I want to experience pregnancy hunger one time yeah you want to eat like chalk or you want to crave chalk yeah like something crazy

because like the baby inside me is going insane I want sardines and motor oil do you have that yeah they blame it on the baby but it's just them no it's just them

they're always blaming it on the oh the babies maybe want to eat sarat you just want to eat fucking sardine yeah yeah but what is But they don't want to do that normally. No, they low-key do.

Oh, no. I think they're actually releasing their inhibitions to actually eat what they want to eat. Feel the right? Which is laundry detergent and chalk. Yeah, my health teacher in high school told me it's because, like, their bodies can, like, sense what nutrients they're deficient in. This is kind of what this is validating. And they're like, oh, I need all that right now. And their body is like, yes, you want that thing.

You want it. you want it. But then I was kind of on my head my first daughter's like well then like kind of like how's Advil know where the pain is like how does their body know what then what's in that? Yeah and why does their body like because I don't know what's in a pickle chalk? Uh, he was like iron or some shit. I don't remember

what it was. And we know that shit? Apparently our bodies can sense it. The problem is that we are allowing women to lie while they're pregnant when we shouldn't be. I think that's the one time they're allowed to lie. They should be standing all the time. They should be they should be heavily disincentivized from lying by crime.

punishment. I think they should get half off of Factor Meals. They're pregnant. I think they have to be the ones boxing the Factor meals when they're pregnant. Well, Factor has some employees to replace. Yeah. You guys saw this video of like a guy

like this Chinese guy in a factory who like paints like he like does metal working or something and it's a really shitty job and he's wearing like a mask and he just looks like a silver man and I'm like that should be a pregnant woman. Right. Right. Yeah.

Like that's what I can put them to work. Get them working. That's how I free up the silver man. That's how I felt when I watched that video of the, the, the guy in China who's like testing 50 vapes a second on the line. Pregnant women are, yeah. That could be a pregnant woman. That could be a pregnant woman. So we got to think of best pregnant women jobs. Yeah. That can be our next.

That's our next tier list for when Ludwig's gone. Okay. I, I, the best pregnant women jobs tierless. Yeah. I will say, I'd click on that. I want to do it bad. I mean, like. I'd be like, what do they have to say?

And we all have to bring 30 jobs. I do think this one is the bad. I think Aden's right. I sent the clip just to take it a little, a little reminder, as if you can pull it up. Remember what? Of the vaping clip.

Because I do think it's number one. I think it's estier. What's funny is the pregnant women are on the way to having the hardest job in the world, which is being a mother. You think about it. Not if I'm the kid. I think, but here's the deal.

If the mother is the hardest job to have on the world, then they should be able to do any job beneath it, right? Yeah. So I don't understand. So do I get, do I get this product with this guy's fucking mouth on it? No, he's testing the products in the line.

He looks gone. Dude, this is, this is what my fucking Yasuo is doing. This has to be a joke. This isn't real. This is unironically cam on tip to tip. Oh my God. It's gonna be us in Macau.

Did they really change TikTok? You're the one that uses it. Yeah, I can't even upload a video on TikTok. It's all fucked up. America finally has a majority sharing it. Well, they sold the company, right? It's like all fucked up and I can't even like upload a video.

Like I can't upload the FaceTime with me talking to Lowe's so he was butt ass in that bathroom, eating chicken wings. Like I uploaded one yesterday. It has zero views and I think it's just unlisted. I think you just got a guy who fell off. You just have no motion. It's so weird. It's has zero views.

It's so why do I? I used to get the views and now I don't know. And then I uploaded one today. It has 78 views. 78. Hey. Wait, you got 78 views only actually.

I have 1.0 and almost 78. Yeah. And then I uploaded the same time. I was an hour ago. I put it at the same time on Instagram I was like, got 80K. Damn.

And it doesn't make sense. Wow. It doesn't make sense. I'm trying to silence you, bro. We know. They're trying to silence with people talking about fucking ice, bro.

We need a pregnant woman to buy TikTok. We need a pregnant. That, dude, I think it's an easier job, though. That's not a TikTok? Yeah. Easier than what? Than the vape job or being a mother?

The person who puts aglitz on shoelaces. Like these are way harder jobs. The editor for lemonade sand. Oh my God. Imagine. Might as well be fucking AI. Listen the whole fucking thing. It's the people they've brought on are untrustable.

Uncrustible. Brandon Mayor Scott. Brandon Mayor Scott. That's the guy who made the National Anthem. Yeah. Yeah, when he was in that castle, I thought he was going to die. And then he decided to sing a song for his country.

The ramparts didn't fall that day. Patriots in control. Never forget that L.S. pussy. Mayor of Baltimore, super nice to meet you. Is it pink? Because I am hearing this. Many people are wondering if it's in fact... Is it a man or a woman?

That's the mayor of Baltimore. A man. I knew this before asking that. Nobody is... Nobody is. well what did brandon scott say nobody is asking brandon scott that what was your most hard-hitting question my most hard-hitting question dude did you put the feet to his fires you care I don't care bro I'm really like to oh we care we tell us guys you guys we care

we care I do care so much I go over the other podcast and I do gay shit with my gay friends that I fucking get here's strange there's nobody and Perry just beats off instead of filming anything. In Paris name I know. We kiss each other and do turbotax ad reads and then we and then we wish we were doing them from Netanyahu or something.

Dude, he's nailing me to the wall right now. I don't know to say. That's what you guys think we fucking do. I am genuinely curious how your conversation with Brennan Scott went. You don't give a shit. Because honestly the only way I'll ever find out about it is if you tell me

because I'm sure you didn't record his audio. Okay, so I would just like to hear Where it stings, bro. I just like to hear it. Totally. Did this happen? Yes, dude. Aiden did three interviews with people.

Venezuela. Oh, no. And he didn't record their audio. Girl. So it's just Aiden going like, mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Girl. Do you like Mr. Beast.

Did you like Maduro? Did you transcribe it at least? Yeah, surprise. They didn't like him. And then it'd be like, look, can you hold that thought? Can I tell you about TurboTex for a second? Sorry, I have to do this one. called B2B.

You guys are fucking, you know what? You did have that Net and Yahoo birthday cake, which I thought was weird. Yeah, that was weird. You guys keep me down. This is going to be my year. Whoa. 2026 is going to be my year. Year of the Aiden.

On this show. Aiden, let me tell you something. It's not. It can't be your year because Patriots are in control. Mm-hmm. Okay. So you're going to fall in line. Yeah, dude.

Or you're going to find out what happens. That contractor is going to fucking kill you, bro. You showed to Baltimore again, he's got to fucking kill you. That's because he hadn't been activated. He won't kill me because he wouldn't want to ruin the homicide statistics. Why do you think he got into contact with you? Who do you think put that together? You think that was random chival.

You are doing? Nothing is a coincidence. It's so funny. There's a political contact introduced us to him and then he. Oh, interesting. And who was that contact's contact? Right. Yeah.

Yeah. He just knew to say doctor. You don't fucking think. So you don't even fucking think. So you don't even fucking think, bro. Nothing enters that little head of yours, bro. Just Apple AirPods Maxes and Xiaomi products.

And Shen Yun attendances. And Shen Yun attendances. You're a fucking lifetime member. We should go to Shen Yun. You guys, no, do not do this? You bitched me. You all bitched me. Why would we bitch you?

Because I wanted to go to the Erica Kirk rally in Riverside. No one said the fucking, no one said anything. Kelby's the only guy who said I would go, but I don't want to go that far. I'm like that's fine. I'm sorry. I can't say I want to go to Shen Yun because I didn't go to the Erica Kirk Rally with you? Yes.

We do shit together. But if I want to do something, you guys fucking say no. We do shit together. We do shit together. Yeah, but I was, you're finally like, oh, you never do anything. This is something we all do together and no one wanted to go to the Eric and Kirk Rally. Did you go by yourself? We have to tell him, we went to the Erica Kirk rally.

No, you did it. Yeah, we did. All right, dude. Then how was it? I mean, it wasn't great. It was conflicting. Electric. Because like, because like, you know, I wanted to hate it, but I couldn't look wet.

And the dance routine? Yeah, well that's what I wanted to see And then Lil Yadi came out They were so hard on it, yeah, Lil Yadi In a word it was like season five of House of Cards Oh Okay Yeah, no I get it

And you wanted to finish the show You watched all of the show so far You just want to finish it It's so bad You guys fucking you bitched me bro Kelby did come up to me He was like dude, it's in Riverside And I was like

He's right I know It was That's a long way And then what am I doing I'm going to Riverside to like ironically attend my second right wing event. What would we actually do there? Genuine question.

You just go. You watch it. You observe everyone. Look. Would you actually go? This is what I did. I went to, when he was campaigning,

I went to a Trump rally in 2015. Really? For real. Me and my little ass twink back then. Me and my libed up friends. Just to see. We donated. We went.

We registered to vote. We voted from. But this is what I'm talking about. Just to check. This is what I'm talking about. At the time, because he was, he'd never won. He didn't seem like he was gonna win. It was funny to go.

Right, right, right. It was like, we'll go, we'll make fun of our stupid town that's showing up to this. We'll go make fun of the silly things he says. Now it doesn't feel super funny anymore. It doesn't, but I think there's a difference between an Erica Kirk rally in 2026 and a Trump, 2020, 20, 2015. And wait for 2036. Wait for 2036. That's who's fucking next up.

women's running this shit and she's pregnant. She is pregnant. Oh man. That's a job. That's a job for a pregnant woman is doing awesome fireworks dance routines. Yeah, it would have been insane. I would have thought it was really fun.

And it, you know, it's not like we're going to go just looking like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like the whole time. It's like, let's go and experience something crazy.

That's what I want to do by going to Shen Yun. That's the thing. But you didn't go to there at Kirkbrown. And Chen Yun is probably not in Riverside. Maybe. Oh, well, the thing is, it's two cults, and you just chose the Chinese one, and that's fucked up. I'll choose, I would join whatever cult that's within a 30 minute drive. Honestly, that's fair.

That's very, that's a very LA. Erica, in the eastern part of Los Angeles? Ah, catch me there? Catch me there. I'm going to China this week, and... It's crazy you're going two times in two months. Yeah, I can't believe that. He did it when he drove that damn car.

He went to France all that time. It's a damn lot, but I have to learn a bunch of Chinese. You want to hear what I have to learn? Yeah, can you say hi, I'm Ludwig? Nehahu, Woshu Ludwig. Nice. Well done. Aidan gives you a little.

He did it. Just the pronunciation. Is that really what you're, yeah. Yeah. He doesn't need pronunciation at all. It's really the guy to talk to for that. Prounciation is low on the list of what you need. Here's the deal.

This is what they want me to say. Bear of mind, this is two minutes long. Oh, my God. I'm just going to play 10 seconds. I'll just pass for the hushu mouliu is I'm fu-lin-ling-court I'm very few

fuling-o-lawful you're not getting that kind you have to do this that's fucking crazy I'll just pass a word a bit dude that's crazy you have to do this in the game yeah

give me a blunt in 30 minutes bro and I can do that shit backwards and hoars say whatever the fucking want dude I didn't know that you were making you do Chinese voice lines

of course the game's in yeah that's Yeah, but I assume just like when you play the game in Chinese and they translate it into English for you, they would do like Chinese subtitles for your English in the game. That's what I assume. Because you're, aren't you like a foreign traveler in the game or something? Yeah, but I'm not from England. Where are you from? Another part of China. The white man from another part of China. He's in America town in Beijing. Yeah. I'm here on the jet program. I'm teaching Chinese. Excuse me English to Chinese citizens. White boy speaks in peasant. Ameascaable Mandarin is his character. That is a lot, man. That is going to be the longest day in the studio of your whole life. You think the shoots with Dan are bad when he's walking around, playing with his ass. And they are bad.

I do say that. I say, these are fucking bad. You're playing with your ass. You're like, if you're fucking smell your ass. You'll be playing with that shit all day. I'm smelling all over your fucking hand, Dan. And now I'm going to have to be an ass too. Yeah.

Ripping some Chinese. So if anyone out there's a Chinese speaker, if you want to hit me up, would just hop on, up on Discord for four hours. Yeah, let me go give you his undivided attention. Love would love to hang out with you is what he's saying. If you want to hit him up. You could just do, you could do one of those polyglot videos where you, were you, how much, how much I became fluent in Chinese in 30 days? Except it's four days that I have. Yeah, but for tip to tip to tip.

Yeah. You're owned. I record this on Friday. You're going to go there to do it? Yeah, I go to China. Why don't you just do it overseas? What? your only job is to give them voice lines

you can send that electronically it's a video it's a video product video product that's filmed it's it's high definition video and also audio oh that's cool and then they're putting all that in the game yes and you pop up and I pop and I'll be as video

as video oh my god we ask you some did you ever ask these people along the way how do we get slime involved ah I in a way yes it's funny because I said how do we get Northern line involved. You're right.

And if I brought you, they probably wouldn't be able to tell. They have no idea. They're like Mr. Lion, so nice to meet you. You get away with that. When I bring you with the glasses, they would probably be done. It would be so fucking funny.

Oh, man. Yeah, it's just like the game comes out like months a year later and it's just like featuring Northern Lion. I think the game's supposed to come out in March. Oh, that's fast turn around. It is a fast turnaround.

Oh, yeah. You should speed run it, bro. It's not really a speed runnable in the sense that it's like a story game. That's why it'd be such a competitive category for you because you could like get to the top really fast. I guess I could, yeah. The competition should be low. Yeah. That's good for you.

It'd be like Mad Dog McCree. You guys ever play that game? That's the guy from Allwatch. Is it Bollett? Is it McCree maybe? I think it's Mad Dog McCree. Pull it up? It's a PC game.

Yeah. Whoa. Mad Dog McCree. Oh my God. This is sick. I used to love this game. Dude, I had Oregon Trail 3 on the computer, and it had this type of shit where a man talks to you? It's a man, it's a video, and he's in an old western town, he talks to you.

Uh-huh. And you, when you shoot, does it just like get to another video of him going, ow! You choose to like a winner lose, yeah, and yeah, there's reactions. Yeah, Mad Dog and Creed. What a sick aesthetic for a game? You should play this shit. I'll watch you play this shit. Mad Dog McCree.

I'll watch your fucking dumb-ass stream now. I haven't played it in maybe 20, Fire that shit up. Do a germo stream. Yeah, I could. I wonder if it holds up. I can't believe they ported it to the Wii. Is that real? Yeah, I mean, it's point and click, right? American laser games. That's really cool. Madele McRade T for T-14. There's a, there's a melee joke in there somewhere that I'm just not fast enough to find.

Well, guys, did you fucking, did you fucking miss me? Because you guys ignore me the whole week, pretty much. I watch your stream like so much. No, I watch your stream. No, you fucking don't. You came in because Yingling banned Yusuf, and I got mad, and I said, Yingling, leave Yusuf alone. You guys don't, this has nothing to do with you. And then Aidan came in and said, is Yusuf banned good?

I'm like, what the fuck is going on? What is going on? We were using Slime Stream this year. We were mad at Yusuf because he left the stack. And he wanted to go watch Slime Stream. And we, so to keep him in check, we banned him. No, he wanted to go study. He's being a doctor.

He's also in med school. Whatever. He literally said I have to do homework. Mine in their detail. And then Yingling was like, the table's hot. He fucked us. So you...

The table was hot and he did fuck us. He left. Why did he fuck you? He left when the table was... How many games did he play with you? He played two games. And how many did he say you'd play before I started? Might have said a few.

Honestly, I think he said one and then we managed to squeeze in two. Wow. This is the shit I have to deal with. You're disgusting. pig, Aiden. You're a pig of a It sounds like a rich out of touch man.

I'm level eight on face it. I'm level eight on face it. And if Yusuf had kept playing with us, we could keep boosting that number up. It sounds like a rich man at the table with a big stack and a guy comes in with $100 and he says, I'm going to play one hand 50 bucks and he wins. Then he plays another 50 and wins.

And then you guys are like, keep playing all mine. Keep playing. But you can say that because you have a big awesome stack. Well, it's been fun because we have a little team and when the stack breaks up, it's not. We have a team that we practice with set hours. For CS? No, you're a fucking,

you're a, a terrorist. You were a piece of shit. Watching your CS streams make me actual mad. And I get why people get mad on Twitch. It's disgusting. I think that phase of risk

to make that face. I can't even be mad at you. Because the last time I tuned in, I think you got that ace on dust. I was like, that's pretty cool. I didn't get an ace on dust that you've been quiet about. Why have you been quiet about my ace on dust? I think we talked about this last time.

Look at what do we get ace on dust? He cracks cases and then he didn't know that it shows the whole fucking server when you crack cases. and I can't handle it. But Ray and Leslie are serious about this. They're grinding offline. They're messaging to like, you get practicing? They want me in the stack,

but I kind of don't want to step on his action. I feel like he wouldn't want me in the stack. Step on my action. I have this feeling that if I got in the stack, Ludway would feel like the limelight was taken. They asked me and I internally, I said Ludwig wouldn't want me there. Exactly, right?

You feel like... I did the same thing. Yes. Thank God. Someone gets it. It's okay. If you used the deal is I would be happy if you guys to join the stack

because you would quickly discover why I say no when they asked me to join the stack. Wait, you, and you play with them. I mean, occasionally. You play with them a lot. I won't.

I'm sorry. I play with them a lot less than they play. How do I get here? Really? Yeah, I played like, I don't know, 10 games of CS in the past month, maybe. I do think, I do think the true,

like, everybody seems motivated. It's cool. You're all playing a bunch. The worst way to climb is all of you playing together at once, I think. Yeah, because the goal is it hit 16K. We should have to see. He's going to talk about this. Which I think you can all do.

I think it's just hardest if you stack together. I'm not going to be playing with them. I'm not going to be doing that. But you have to play together for like a tournament or something. Oh, man, that's fine. I'm going to cross that bridge. We get there. But I play by myself.

Those are your ace, bro? This is my ace. Yeah. So I got a nade killer earlier off camera. I'm rocking out with the scout. He's got to pay the shotgun. Yeah, he loves the XM. He fires it at Palace. I've talked to you about that. Boom. Yeah.

Alright, we've got 37 HP and armor. That's plenty. Cross stairs pretty low. We like that. It's where their feet are. We're full stopping in the site. Smart. Good flash. We saw that. Pulling out our utilil on an open angle. Flashing himself pretty much. There's a good smoke. Smoke and looking away from it as if it's a wall that they cannot walk through. Turn away from the nade. Smart. Okay. All dick. All dick, baby. Great kill. All dick shots.

18 HP was in the last kill. He's feeling himself. Not a bad play when you're low HP here. I think this is good to mix up. There's no way. Wait, you walked past you on? Yeah, yeah.

There's no way. Yeah, so this is a great play. This is a great play. And then, oops. Sorry, is that your head? Wow. And he plants for money.

Any plants for fucking money, bro. That's the guy about his Brad. Mogle moves. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know. I'll get there, but I'm not, you know. 16 case, it's whatever. But no, I implore you too, because I think it'll fracture your relationship.

I've played with them. Yeah. And how was it? It's great. Why is it great? It's great. Because we all have fun. Because it doesn't affect your ELO.

Aiden joins on the second account. Would I play? Would I play it? No, I play on my, this is the beauty of the Premier Faced system. I don't care about Premier anymore. So I just cue them. Right.

Yeah, you've insulated away from the... And it's, it's Faced time or Premier time. Right. And if they ask to play FacedaSit with me, I'd be like, I'm sick. Really? I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sorry. If you, if they want to Q face it, what do you tell her?

Oh, I'm so sick. Oh, God. I think I have new COVID. Oh, it's that new COVID. It's that new COVID that make you shit. I got COVID-26. I've been shitting crazy, Leslie. Man. Premiere? Oh, I'm feeling way better. I'm feeling way better. I'm feeling way better. Time's gone down.

I just like joining the stat because it makes the acronym even more powerful because it's another S so it's F slurs Which sounds worse Yeah I would fuck it up I can't put me at the end doesn't help If Leslie leaves and you join it's really bad Yeah that's what that one you can't You gotta get away with the one you're doing

But you can't get really get away with the one No If that happens You can't have you coming in then So this is okay Yes everyone come play God four It is it It is Wesley Valky

We are in this crazy... Let me send you an Xbox. You have to put it forward. Right now where, like, Nick comes into the office and he clocks into work. And it's turning the Xbox one on and playing Modern Warfare 2 on the big TV. Which is usually when I'm waiting for something.

Yeah. It's like... It's not fun on that thing. It's like a little Xbox punch card. You got a clock in your games. Yeah, you do wear a hard hat when you sit on the couch and just play on the big screen. It is kind of nice because he's playing on the beach.

biggest, laggiest TV so the whole room can see it. And this morning we watched him hit a clip. It was kind of tight. Hit a clip. Laggy TV on Wi-Fi with the wireless controller. Don't fucking matter, bro. In that game, I'm God. Fucking God in that game. That's you pulling up the Premier games.

He doesn't care about the results in that TV. Yeah, and then I frag. And then you frag. Oh, oops. Oops, I fragged. Oops, all aces. I mean, maybe the way we play when we feel there are not as high stakes is the way we should play all the time with a sense of confidence in Providence. To try hard stack, it's

electric right now. Whoa. That was, dude. That might have showed on camera. The, uh, that bug got, a bug got fucking nukes. Yeah, I got hit with the rail gun. Whoa. I want to go look at it. All right, guys, thanks for listening to podcast. We're going to go look at this smoking bugs corpse.

Hopefully we'll have something to report on, on the primo. I'll tell you guys all about slime's secret mouth when we're on the primo. My secret mouth has many secrets and you'll learn some of them, but not of them. Never are. Bring your secret mouth with you.