The Yard - Ep. 238 - The Basketball Jam Drama

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

This week, the boys talk about their thoughts on One Piece, the maddest we've been at each other, and how Ludwig cheated in his own basketball event! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you mean what you? Fucking you, dude. Is it what? 35 year old guy with one piece manga pouring out of his pants. I don't think I've ever seen you in basketball shorts. What he's talking about? This is my team. I don't even know.

Are they basketball shirts or swim trunks? They got them. They're mesh. They're not basketball shorts. Also, I can't swim. Why would I be able to? I don't know. I feel like I've seen you.

Why would I be able to swim? Because, oh, because you ate a gum, gum, gum, gum fruit. I had a gum, gum, gum, fruit. He can't swim no more. He didn't the fruit so we can't swim long. No. I mean, it's pretty obvious. Here we are.

Come aboard with all your hopes and dreams. I don't know the English version. I don't know any at all. I'm just following along. I don't know the English version. I don't know this in the Japanese one. Ah, a base sub listener. I'm a base sub listener.

Base sub listener. I was like, so yeah, I lost a dice roll in D&D. And so a lot of it was like, you have to watch eight episodes of One Piece. That's what's going on. 20. I rolled the 20 and I bitched you. You can't.

And I bitched you. And you had also lost, by the way. Yeah, he doesn't care. Wait, what did I? I don't know. I had to watch one. I thought it was for him. Yeah, we had a different bet for you.

Well, you didn't roll 20 for me. Yes, I rolled and I beat you and you had to watch four episodes of... Fuck, I forget what anime I said in the moment. Ooh. Tough. You're the guy who lost the bet. This is not tough. You're the asshole here.

But how does he fulfill it if you can even remember? I wasn't. He's late. Lay wins again. Late wig. Late wig. Late wig. Even Michael Reeves was here first.

That's true. Michael Reeves was here and what, may I say, just a better start to my morning all around. If he could be here every single time. Not me. You walk in Michael Reeves? Da-ho! I heard what you said in that room, by the way, and that cannot be repeated in that little

video of yours. They say that in Mandarin, bro? What happened? Oh, is it? It's the one. It's the one. It's the one. That.

That. That's all it means is that. Yeah. It's a tough. enough one to be such a common word. It's just you can't, it's not that you can't say it, it's that you can't say it. You should be saying

it when it's the only thing in Chinese that you can say. That is a, that is a dog, yes, that's a red flag. Because why did you learn it so fast? Yeah, that's a 2021 speed clip. Do you speak Hey Speed, do you speak Mandarin? Yeah, that'll get you. I know Speed likes a one piece too.

He does. Yeah, you and him both like one piece. Yeah, Slime sent me a tech. I'll read it out because it wasn't This is crazy. Nice. I told Rich, I was like, I need you to get me the fucking stupidest gooner shit you could find. I mean, this is a pretty like amazing bag to take to like Trader Joe's. Dude, is that the different devil fruits? Yes, bro.

Do you know if you eat any of them, you can't swim? Dude, yes, bro! Slime text me said, I'll explain my one piece thoughts on the pod, but we also watched the first episode of the live action just to see see and it's the worst looking, sounding, acted, disgusting thing that has ever been ever. It is

truly like a holocaust of a media. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Ludwig. And let me chime in. It's not bad. Big fan. I don't know, bro. It's not bad. I don't know, bro. It's genuinely not bad. I don't know, bro. Dude, dude, you, if you watched it, I think

you'd throw up despite your fear of throwing up. It's not bad. It's actually really well received. It is? It's really well received. That's what I was going to ask. Is the beginning of One Piece? Is it revered or is it seen as? He's talking about the live action specific. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Which I just watch out of curiosity. I don't know if I've ever seen. I have not seen this show, but I've never watched a live action recreation of an anime that I thought was good. I mean, the Death Note one is horrible, right? It is completely unbelievable. Both of them are horrible. If you're saying it's well received, that, kind of just solidifies in cement, buried live in cement. My thoughts on how... Dude, no way. 95% popcorn mirror, 86% raw on tomato.

That is unbelievable. Wow. I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm getting hot. Hey, cool down. Take the chill, chill fruit. How does this show work? They don't have those.

You don't have those. So every episode, there's a different fruit. And it's crazy because now there's been thousands. He's being an asshole. Basically, Buggie the clown pirate took the chop chop fruit, and now he's able to dismember himself to use in combat. This is not a Simpsons episode. This is a different show. I'm telling you the fucking truth.

He ate it by accident, actually. He ate it by accident. He got scared by Shanks, who was Luffy's mentor. Red hair shanks. Red hair shanks. And Buggy the clown eats it by accident. That's what you're telling me. Well, they used to be, they used to be like young.

pirates on Buggy. Buggy eating the butt butt Frigieggy where'd you learn that? Buggy Buggy split split off your head to go crazy Oh my god

Dude buggy splitting off his fingers While he's already up there Yeah Buggy splits off the pee Buggy Buggy Spits Buggy supposed off the pee and he stands

like watching his penis fuck someone And he's just standing posted up Here's the fucked up thing about trash taste Those fucking Puritan assholes. Okay. We watch one piece for eight episodes and we made a funnier joke than they've probably made about the whole fucking thing. And I say this based on no watching, having never watched them talk about it. Just an assumption, a bad faith assumption

about people I like. And why did you do that? Because I think it's true and I like to gamble. Right. Okay. The zipper keep pulled the series graph I sent you. So you know what? Like when he's that honest about it, I return back to thinking it's awesome. I'm fine with it. I'm fine. Fuck them. I'm Fliber, I sent it to the fucking... I spent it to send it to Kelby. You said it to Kelby. Hold on. You try to send something to...

You try to send something to Zipper. You said to Kelby. And I sent it to Kelby. I mis-click. Damn. That's you saying you wish you didn't know Kelby's fucking name. Kelby doesn't deserve niceties like that. It should be all business.

You guys had a review with Kelby and he came back talking about the review. He's like, they said I have to be nicer to everybody. And then he would say something. He'd be like, I'm going to have to be nicer, so I'm going to be nicer to you right now. This is the live action series graph. ALP ads. I cannot express how unbelievable this is to me.

I watched the first episode that maybe it gets better, but I can't. It's just shot like, it's so, I don't know, man. It's fucked up. The only thing I can give them is that the guy does look like Luffy. He does have a big, dumb smile on his face. Anyway, thank God. I get it. I watch the first like eight episodes.

I get it. I think I get it. You think you get it? I think it's, I'm like, okay, I can see this. I like it. It's cool. Will you keep watching? Will you keep watching?

This can't be the new tick. Probably passively, if I don't have anything else. Okay. Watch or consume, I'll just keep watching one piece. That's it, you just get it. You just keep watching one piece. You don't get it. What the fuck?

You don't get it. I have it. Explain it because I don't get it. Why doesn't he get it? You got the fan? I get it. Brother, it's like. I'll read this background.

I made it to Skype. I get it. It's like playing melee against a level three. CPU. Okay. Being like, I got it. I got why they like play this game for 15 years and there's like a, or like 30 years. I get it.

Like it all makes sense to me. It's like, what would be the, the, the, watching the documentary. Uh, getting through all along park. What,

how many episodes is that? 60. 60. Wait, that's, that's when they fight the shark guy. Yeah. Why do you know this?

You're more well versed in this. I've, I've watched like 90 episodes and I've read like 250 chapters. He just doesn't know. He doesn't know anything anymore because I said got through Arlong Park and the guy's name is Arlong and he called him Shark Guy. And I said his name. Hey, he's he's on some like, yo, tell me, uh, tell me Peabody's still doing it. With the doctor, Mario.

Except I think Peabody sucks. Yeah, I guess I guess. You're Bobby Scar. You're Bobby Scar and you're like, bro. Yes, bro. I'm not Bobby Scar because I'm not trying to commentate. Please. You are.

I'm a monster. I'm Bobby Scar if he showed up in the crowd and bullied people. That'd be kind of money, though. Yeah. That'd be even better. Because he'd be like, why is rat monster play with a backpack on? Tof! Also, I don't, look, I don't go to Genesis.

It's the most lit Genesis ever. I fucking get the fucking message, Boback. I won't. I won't, I'm sorry. I won't go anymore. Stay home. My bad. My bad.

My bad, dude. The Chomos weren't allowed at Genesis this year. The Los Chamos. They weren't allowed to. The Los Chomos, which are different than the usual. situation that was a kind of big scandal and controversial

stereotype. The Los Chamos! With no association Hank for Los. Dude, the best fucking doubles team in the world right now is Los Chamos.

They just can't lose. Yeah, it was cool. I went for the crew battle and then flew back home because Salam was just like, will you commentate it? And I'm like, you know what? I'd be honored.

I wasn't going to go. And then I did. And then I ate the plain, plain fruit. I ate the plain, plane, which is good because there's no water in the sky so it didn't matter that I couldn't swim. And you know what they use a plane, plain, plain fruit for.

Okay. What? 9-11. Last while. It was actually a devil fruit user. Oh my God. That makes sense. Just by the name.

He hits a plain, plain fruit. He knew what to fly immediately. It reduces your life by 50% so he used it twice and then he died. It wasn't the explosion? No. Wow. No, actually that.

It was the devil fruit. Yeah, it was the devil fruit. The explosion wouldn't affect him because he was a, he was a, He was a very tough Zohen user. Enhanced Zohen user. Yeah. Now I know. And now I know.

Can I ask potentially the last one piece question of the episode? What's the deal with fruit? And how come Devils don't let you? Devil's fruit doesn't he swim? So there's like a few types of fruit. That's a great question. There's paramecia. Perimisia.

Zohen. Right. Sorry, I thought. Okay. And then there's also, these are not the types of fruit. These are all the types of fruit. Well, he looks like he has a diagram of the fruit. They're all the types of fruit.

He's talking about. Those are. Those are just. Just some... Who are you gonna believe? This guy or that guy in a one-piece outfit with the fruit diagram. You don't look like he knows what he's talking about.

He doesn't know what a parameeufur is. He has a chart. It's funny because you're also wearing one-piece. No, I'm not. Right? Isn't that one-piece themed? That's one-piece. No, it's cowboy bibop.

It's kind of the same. That's different? No, no, it's kind of the same. It's so different. Now I'm back to believing him because he's got the outfit on it. It's so different. Okay.

I'm also 35 and it's unc anime. If I have a question about the Dodgers, I'll come to you. Yeah, we're talking to. If I'm a question about, I guess, the Yard podcast, I'll go to him. Yeah, and if I have a question about Shona Blade, I'll ask you. Anyway, this is like, this is a gummo-gum-gum for it. This is what Luffy eats, and he uses gom-gum-gum pistol.

Okay. Gumo Pistol. Wait, pistol, but it's punching? Yeah, but he's punch. He's really stretchy. That's slightly inaccurate. It's punching. Oh, Jesus.

That's awesome. This is all 151 of the original Pokemon. Yeah, so there's Zohen, but there's also... That one at the bottom right, you could only get that at a special special giveaway, Toys R Us. A lot of experts are talking. Maybe let us do the whole thing. You're being annoying, bro.

You try to jump in and give us like, uh, it's an accuracy. What do you even know about this? Like I'm trying to show my passion to my friend and share my passion with my friends and hope that we can have something together. And you're stepping on that. Chad,

sports ball guy. An ancient zone that was made by the ancient pirates. Mythic zone. Also, also, oh dude, Tyler. You watch one piece. You're going to have to bleep that.

Wait, is that a real spoiler? You just have to bleep it. It is a real spoiler and you have to bleep it. You should be caught up or... That's so fucked up. Can you get... I'm literally gonna watch it that's disgusting.

I haven't watched it. Did you get one piece spoiled? How do I know that? Huh? Can you get one piece spoiled? What are we doing? Yes, yeah, very easy. What are you talking?

What a dumb fucking question? What a dumb fucking group of guys that I fucking talk to me? It doesn't seem like it's a media that could be spoiled. Just a dumb fuck. Is this media spoilable? Does it? Is this media spoilable? Is it?

Is it our game? Un-spoilable media. Dude, shut the fuck up. Shut up. You thought that 4-000? I don't even care about Japan anymore. Like,

spoiling a voice critical video. You guys... Bagi! That show kicked ass, bro. The dog part was really cute. Dude, remember with the same guy? Remember what...

Dude, why do you keep spoiling? Stop fucking talking. That's not a spoiler. That happened in like 2000. It's not a spoiler. That's what I'm asking. If I think... If that's a spoiler,

kill yourself. I'm the audience for this that you're spoiling, but I don't care enough to get mad, but if I was... It'd be like getting mad about like fucking Dumbledore died. It'd be like...

Everyone is 30 years old. Dumbass? What are you talking about? Your fucking dolt? Everybody's dirty. Everyone has my life experience. Your cortisol is funny. What are?

Is there not a 10 year old who can start it who also listens to the yard as a 10 year old? They should be. They should be. If they do listen to the yard, then they're probably become very interested in our pageant idea. Hurt your dad. Use the knife in the kitchen. Yeah, if you're 10 years old, they want to control you and you must stop them. You must stop them from controlling you.

It's good. It's a good show. I just wanted to say. Yeah. I don't know if I'll ever watch even close to all of it. But I get it. And I understand that. You don't get it. I get the appeal. Loved.

Is there unspoilable traditional media? Like, Titanic? Is it a good question? Is there unspoilable? Meaning, like, is there a media you could consume that? Like, can I say like, it's like the Titanic sinking? And then you'd be like, dude, spoiler. And I'm like, no, you can't spoil the fucking Titanic.

It's a fucking Titanic. Yeah. Well, I would say, I would say, like, can we not talk about the prestige on our lovely podcast? I think in general, historical events are something that we don't. It's different. Okay. How about the prestige?

It's a better. Non-historical event. Yeah, that's a spoiler. Spoiling the prestige. It came out two hundred ago. You say if we spoil the prestige right now on this show, we're assholes. It's just a faux paul. There has to be a cutoff.

What if every... Hold on. Hold on. I'll give you something. I'll meet you halfway on this. I think it's fair if we bleeped the first thing I said. Because that happened somewhat recently. Dude.

Huh? Damn it. It's funny. It happened recently, which means you won't see. it for a few years? Yeah, maybe I'll forget. You'll forget. You need to hit me in the head with a bat. It's so far in the future that I think you'll forget. It's actually like a multi-layer spoiler too. Dude, it is a multi-layer spoiler. Okay, so we'll bleep that one. But the second thing I said is insane. It's like spoiling the prestige. It's like us talking about the prestige

on the show. Can you say anything you want if you say spoiler alert? Yeah. So I hear you can spoil anything. Yeah, well you would have to give a context of when the spoiler alert is starting an end. No, because that's, you said it like it's more phrase, dude, and that's bad, there's a bad spoiler. You just okayed it. Is that a real spoiler? I'm very, very, yes, it's an insane spoiler. I can't please you.

I can't do anything to please you. It's probably the biggest spoiler you could give. No, well, I can't watch One Piece now. I get it. I get what you feel. It's about the journey. You know, honestly, what I'm more sensitive to is young Jeff, who we work with.

Yeah. has an arc where he's watching One Piece and he tweets about it. He doesn't watch this show. I've been beefing with that guy since he was dead. Young Jeff Arc? Is that after SkyPia? It's like, I don't know. That's fucking funny. That's fucking funny. Latewigs here and Aden is on the ball.

And you're spiking. You're mad. Dude, because he sucks. Who? This fucking guy spent all fucking day yesterday with him. He sucks. He interviewed Pete Buttigieg. in such a nice day yesterday.

Yes, and he's such a fucking freak too, because he interviewed Pete. I kept asking him, hook me up with Pete and he wouldn't. You don't get to say anything! You don't get to say anything! Wee woo, we, woo, we, woo! You don't get to say anything! Here's why. I just ate the truth, truth, truth fruit.

Uh-oh. Dude, eat the kill yourself, kill yourself, fruit. And guess what? They're trying to steal our genetics. And guess what? They're trying to homogenize our nation. I took the truth, truth, truth fruit. I did. Kelby message me. Gov me. Oh, I just the truth truth truth fruit.

truth fruit. There's too many currents in Japan. That's, why there's so many Nepalese here? That's fucking you. No, listen, he's in trouble. Kelby messaged me. He said he reached out to Nakey Jakey. And Nakey Jakey wants to come on the show, but has been waiting for a response from Ludwig.

No. Yes. Yes. That's my hero. I know. Speak for yourself. I've been begging for Niki Jakey. I'm not, I'm not messaging him back. Why, bro? Because I don't want to.

Wait, what if he likes one piece? You're hurting Aiden and the fans the most. I hope you know. This is my number one guess. I would rather hurt you. Jakey! Then speak to an awesome guy like Naky Jakey. Nicky Jakey fruit.

That could be something. What if we compromise? We do an episode with Pete and Naky Jakey the same time. If you kowtow right now for spoiling, I will message Niki Jakey back. Shit. Oh, Aiden. But I need you to full cowtow and that's a minimum of five.

How bad? Do you want it? How bad? Oh, you know what cowtowing is. You know what cowtowing is. I don't understand minimum of five. That's where I got lost. Cowtowing is the ancient Chinese tradition.

Of course. Of course. Of getting on your hands and your knees and bowing your head and hitting the floor with your head. Okay. And you're supposed to continuously hit the floor until the person you're cowtowing to lets you stop or walks away. Okay. Aden C, I think you should do this because one, I mean, it really does sound, I think, educational to watch

for us and two really really funny specifically for you to do it you would take something away from it you would feel like you gained something well I would have a great deal of respect for you because you stood you did it

for some to fuck himself my messaging my message don't do that to make you Jake please you have to talk yourself you have to cowtow there it is go fuck yourself

everybody you have face him Go on. Your head has to hit the floor. I gotta hear it. Please. I gotta hear it, Tyler. He said,

yo, bro, I'd be down and I'm flattered. Thank you. You all shoot in L.A., right? Yeah. How long ago was that? I need to hear your head in. I need to hear the head.

We're not hearing the head. You did you hear it? Yeah, you got to hear it. That's the point of Cal Tau Tower. Yeah, you're not supposed to be fun. Yeah, you're not supposed to feel good doing it. I feel it. I feel it.

I feel it. Oh, I hear it. Yeah, that was a hard one. He said five Cowt Tower. Sahn. You didn't hit that one That's not a full push-up Wow

Is that fine? I'll decide if Ludwig casties Oh I want Nagy Jig to come on the show When did he message you? 9-11 And you fuck it You know what you're probably celebrating Yeah

That was a fucking lit-ass night Hell yeah Sorry I was out celebrating the day you messaged me Dude hell yeah I was out Celebrating You liked it The day you message me

I miss this Come on bro. Makey Jakey on the yard. That's gonna be cool. Did they make Nami's rack way bigger across like as the show went on? Yeah, if you look up Nami pre-time skip, post-time skip.

In fact, a lot of the art they, I think, changed in a, for the worst, I would argue. Yeah, the style is very, I really like it. I really like the old style. I think a lot of the characters look much better in it, but the new style is like higher quality for sure. Dude, they gave her the craziest rack of all times.

Yeah, they gave her an insane. rack. How old is Nami in the show? She's like 15 and a half, I think. Dude, that's disgusting. I'm kidding. She's 14. Oh, thank God. She's like 20 or some shit. 20 years old, 18 at her

old debut. They were covering their ass with this one. And then 20 years old. Who's this guy? Brooke. Brook. He does the music for the boat. He goes, Yo! Oh, man.

music guy. Oh, Zipper, can you show the, I got a DM on Twitter. It's actually pretty interesting. Oh, so yeah, this guy messaged me. He said, brother, were you actually vast to nine? To you. Yeah. And he said, if that's true, I just want to let you know, you are the goat and I played with you barely back in the day. And I referenced your last stand shot is the greatest shot ever to my friends to this day, LaMau. And so. Christmas. I replied, I said, yeah, that was me, bro. I quit called shortly after. got a surgery to look like a cat, but it went really wrong, and now I don't go outside anymore. Are you single?

Do you let me have anything, dude? Can I have anything? I'm a freak cat. I'm a freak fucking cat. My name's Nick Verchilla. I have a hideous botched face that is nowhere near a cat nor a human now, and I'm lonely. And I'm lonely, and I'm wondering if you, and then he said, no, I have twins on the way. I'm sorry.

I'm married. He said he had twins on the way? He just blew past everything you said. He kind of just didn't really acknowledge it. I mean, sometimes you blow past. I get the barely part. So I'm out here, you know, like, you can't make mistakes. You're disparaging my favorite show and Nick is a man.

I'm not disparaging your show. What the fuck? You are, bro. How? Nothing's good enough for you. It's weird because he comes on the show. He, he, he, he, he, follows through with the bet.

He clearly loves the show enough to dress up as it. He says he watches eight episodes. He does the buggy thing. He does the buggy really well. He does the buggy really well. And he says he likes it and he gets it. What more could a friend do? He uses the chop chop fruit.

He does. Dude, you taught your friend that has like Tourette's a slur. Now you're Maddie's saying. You know what I mean? Who did Luffy save? Who did he save? All of us, really. The Nation from Bad TV.

Purple hair kid. Kobe? Oh my God, he actually watched. What the fuck do you want? I was surprised Kobe left. He was a bad character. I was surprised a helicopter. Oh, he comes back.

Does he die? Do they meet later on as Marines and pirates pitted against each other? They have a great arc with him. Great arc. Yeah, he didn't want to, he died because he didn't want to sit in traffic. That's fucking real. That's what, that. Someone was like.

I don't know why. I think there's a hurricane coming and it's Kobe and he was like, yo, he was a rapist and he died like a bitch because he didn't want to sit in traffic. And I'm like, okay, look, why are you being so mad on the internet right now? People get real mad on X, bro.

X is a mad place. I'd love it if we chilled on that. Because three other people died in the car. I know. That's what I'm thinking. Four other people. Like little kids. And I'm like, okay, relax.

That's a chill on that. But. Lot of anger. Yeah, Genesis is cool. I, I didn't, almost didn't go, and then I went and it reinvigorated my love for all the motherfuckers out there. It did. Even watching from home reinvigorated my love. Dude. Oh, good. This is my first one I miss. I've been to every single one since G3. I don't know. I'm the only ones I didn't go to G1 and two. I didn't go as well. All to put up, honestly, buckets. Is that the, are we the problem? Are we the problem? You understand? No. Genesis is 800 pounds lighter this year. And all of a sudden it's the fucking.

greatest event of all that. It's not the greatest Genesis. It's close. It was cool. I'm not saying it was bad. I mean, the only problem, if Grans was like two-storied players

and neither had won before, but one of the best Genesis of all time. Wait. If Sunsei opens the seventh gate or Josh Man wins, there's a lot of avenues to where it's very beautiful. Can we,

I think if I'm being real, I feel like Saturday ripped as it does pretty much every year. Yeah. And the top eight was fine. Sunday, no, it was better than fine, I think. Sunday was a good top eight.

The sets were really close. The topic was amazing. It was grand. It was kind of like a less interesting grants, but Cody made it interesting because he bitches J-Mook, 3-0, and then the reset, and then he starts, he goes to someone on stage, grabs an apple, starts eating it. Wow. Starts like casually playing melee.

If you watch in the cam as well, he spent, the apple's beating his ass. Like, it's stuck in his braces. and he's trying to get the apple out. That's so funny. All the way up until he's holding the trophy. He is still trying to get apple out of his teeth. He has braces? He has braces.

You can't eat an apple with braces. That's exactly what I said. I said, Adam, check his braces. That's like such, like that's the day one thing they teach you with braces. They say don't eat it apple. That and no tongue. And the doctor keeps coming. And the doctor keeps giving tongue.

Because the doctor keeps tongue in you because you're not keeping them away. The doctor chases you like a resident evil. The guy with the big hat. because you can't eat apples to keep him with. Honestly, my favorite part of the tournament was him trying to get apple out of his teeth. It was just absolutely. It was really interesting killing me.

Also, it was set up for this crazy idea where it's like he loses really early, goes through all of losers, and six owes J-Mook and during the second set he's eating an apple and laughing. Like, that's aura. And it would have been amazing, but it didn't really six o'em.

But it was, so I would argue that it made it more of an interesting grand finals due to stage shenanigans. He's the losers go. Yeah, he is. It's an unbelievable run. He's put up a third generational losers run. I think he's definitively the best player

from losers of all time. Yep. Real. Real shit. Actual real. Twito, Bego. Hmm?

2012 bago did it that one time. But I did, dad, though. But at pound three. I can't keep saying, Buggy, I'll ruin it for myself. What's that one tournament that he did it at? And then there's like the combo video and it's like, all this fight. Such Great Heights, I think is the band.

Oh, man. Maiden Heights. Maiden Heights, not such great heights. The different band. What's that tournament? The Ice Clamers player was at it, who's from Claremont? No. No, I know what you're talking about.

Who's the ice climber player from Claremont, who was a really big of the teacher? Oh, Fly Aminita. Fly Aminita. You didn't know him is press start. Press start. Press start. Because he may probably decued because he was in traffic, so he started in losers. And then he went all the way through and then bitched in Grands.

It was J-Speat S-Fat at that one. That's why I remember. T-O-Fop-Paw. D-Paw? A T.O. Fopah that resulted in Dude, a Tio... Boom, okay, the bite of the apple. The same apple that fucking Eve ate, by the way.

It was about to turn into a very evil set of sin. Can I tell you, bro? Two bites. He's not even done chewing the first bite. And he goes, you know what? I need a second... Oh, it's beating his ass. Green apple's blown.

Already beating his ass. Green apple suck. It's so funny. It's like ruining your 6-0, but still winning the tournament because you're fighting the apple as well as J-Mood. You're a one to two for all your hands. doing one of the most like amazing combos I've seen and he's just doing this.

Yeah. The whole time he was like, ah, it's really in there. I do think Miles Miles had a good post in our Discord. It was like, uh, fuck, I gotta find what he said. By the way, did they fold a switch from the theater to the venue yesterday? Yeah, yeah, they didn't do the theater this year.

Didn't they start the theater? Uh, no. No. Did you mean this year? Yeah. No. I think they did. Am I crazy? You're saying for like rivals or something? Yeah, because I think, I don't know if you heard, they fucked rivals. They bitched rivals pretty hard. They bitch rivals bad. Billy Bats was mad

about it and when Billy Bats is mad, I'm mad. That's what I think. I dead ass think they started in the theater and switched. Oh, maybe. I don't, I actually can't say because I didn't watch. They had a second thing, but they didn't have the theater at all this year. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think they bitched it because the, I heard the computer they were using couldn't stream games over 60 FPS or something. Yeah. Yeah, it was some terrible thing while playing the game. Miles said a... We're seeing the Apple at work. Yes. There it is. Boom.

Oh, geez. He's getting it out of the He's getting it out of the apple. Oh my god. Not even a finger could get the apple. Okay, boom or get it? He's literally like, ooh, James is the last.

Switch angle, but it's like eyes only. Oh no, he can still tell. Jaymo could. Jaymo's just going through it. He's just trying to access to his life. He's just trying to access to seventh gate. Cody's only thinking about the piece of apple. A brave bite while he already knows it's going to get stuck.

You can't get, you can't eat apple with braces, bro. Wipe on the pants. Apple, wipe on the pants. Me and Hriock were saying, uh, we're, we had to record lemonade stand yesterday and we were watching Genesis at the studio and we saw Benes W in the front row and we were like melee melee is only dead when Benes W is no longer in the front row of the major that's right that's actually the last that's the last marker of whether the game is alive he's the

last domino to fall if ever and he is not because I saw him I actually talked I probably talked to him the most at the at Genesis because we're old and now and we're still the same skill level so we just get to talk to each other like fucking rivals. There's a lot of interesting details I saw in the crowd. There was a, every time Sunsei won a game, everyone when the crowd would cheer, except for one player in the very front. That player, none.

He doesn't like. Also from his region. He's a zumper. I was like, yeah. That's very interesting, man. Sitting down with your arms crossed when the Canadian wins. I don't care. What controller you're on?

If you're American and you're meeting on the Canadians, I'm up here like this. Hey Well, not anymore Those cheating fucks What are you talking about? The Canadian national team cheated at the Olympics

They did Bro, he put a fucking finger in it He put his cock on it He put a finger in it And he put his cock on it And he put his cock on it And I push you with my cock That should be allowed

That shouldn't be cheating Canadians You can't ever trust them That's what Donald Trump taught me No buggy would be crazy At Curly Oh bro Yeah

You'd be crazy Because he could detach just his finger tip That's right Dude the chop chop fruit He puts his penis tip Can you do that? Can you touch? Buggy's dick and balls

Just flying around like a drone In Ukraine He takes out He takes out his penis And then he just uncircumcumcises And recircumcises The goon of keef The goon of keef

There's just some rushing guy He's just sitting there Waiting to die Looking at Buggy's dick and balls How are you doing it? Oh man. He could do this thing really well. I think both teams, a part of this scandal, are...

They're just in a tough spot. I've worn the chop chop fruit. Wait, wasn't the camera set up by... Was it Sweden? Who was the other team? Sweden? Was it secretly set up by Sweden? Secretly set up?

That's what I heard, but it almost just seemed like an event camera. There wasn't supposed to be a camera there. Yeah, it looks a very... It looks like a very professional... And it's like two wrongs make a right. It's like when we stole the data knowing that Tom Brady was cheating and doing a bunch of cheating. How did we get that data?

Well, Tom Brady never cheated. Well, the flight gate. How do you? Oh, that was nothing. Documented.

Nothing at all, no. No, no, unluckily at that time, he threw away his phone. I don't know if you guys could hear it, like out on the mics,

but it's like a dumping rain. And I got a flash flood warding the snow. It's going to be fun to find out where the leak in the warehouse is. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Dude, I hate getting wet. I'm not... Hey, could I just...

For a guy who hates getting wet, you came here in a t-shirt and shorts. No, I didn't. I fucking changed in there. You got... When you showed up, you had a t-shirt and pants. T-shirt and pants. And he's got a straw hat, bro. I don't have shorts.

To keep the water. The short hat will keep the water away. But I'm saying you didn't wear a jacket. What would Latewig know about what you're wearing? That's a good question, Aiden. Latewig wasn't here. He doesn't really know any context of what happened before. You're rage-baiting yourself, man.

I don't know rage-baiting myself. You can just wear a rain jacket. I'm not mad at all. No, I didn't wear a jacket because I was like, the trip from here to the car is not worth being hot in the jacket, taking it off in the car. Because he doesn't like being hot.

Ah, you gotta take it off in the car. That's fucking annoying. Or wear it the whole time. I'm doing calculations that you've never even fucking... Yeah, yeah. I'm learning this quickly and I'm gonna take notes. But the problem is I didn't... I have two sets of keys

and one of them has the thing that just opens the door, and this one doesn't. So I had to put the code in. Adding to the time I get wet. Don't like that. So I had to pre-jack the code in my mind I haven't used it much. I'm doing calculations.

You don't understand? Boyfriend check. Do y'all get your girl flowers? I didn't do flowers this year. I wrote her a really nice note, like a card. I love I didn't do flowers this year. I didn't. I thought about it. You gave me such an early warning. I know. Why didn't you do it? I didn't warn you flowers this year. Yeah, that's fair. It's just an, it's an empty gesture to me. Yeah, she probably thinks that too. The thing you can go out. Ask her.

You would call her? She probably would have thought, yeah, would have been an empty gesture. We can get it. He seems confident. He seems confident. He's telling you to step up. Hey, the thing that I can use money for got it for you again. The thing I always get you.

I don't think flowers is a money angle. How about the relationship thus far? I think flowers... How about ways we've grown together and reminiscing life? Do you? You think that? Yes.

Did you write her a card? Huh? You write her a card? No, I did it orally. So I gave her a bunch of gifts. You need to know that, brother. Shit. You do it like, buddy.

Shit, dude. You're crazy. I gave her gifts and then she came down and then I stood on the chair in like in the classic oral tradition. Really? Yeah. That's cute. Baggy! Sora!

Sada! This is a one... This has to go after this episode. What are you talking about? One episode of this. This is a good stamp. We need 800 episodes of fucking Jack Black and I get one episode of Buggy and all of a sudden he should go. Would you rather?

He's to go! Peace gold. All right. I need, you're the One Piece guy, Jack Black meeting Luffy in One Piece on a pirate ship, go. Luffy! Luffy! You're so stretchy! Oh, I'm just becoming buggy.

What's up, Liff? Luffy, Liff. Can you stretch your cock? Let me stretch your cock. Let me show you something called cockpushups, Loof. Let me play it like as a tie. I'm just like, oh. We're not allowed to end this show until we get him on.

Yeah. We have to have it at some point. We're close, man. He got put Buttigieg. It's like half of Jack Blake. He replied to me this week. Give me eight months to reply back. You're a nasty, yeah, for that.

Why am I a nasty? You're a nasty little bitch. Because he, you know he wants that. And it's coming. Oh, it's got to be on his schedule too. He wants it and he wants it now. Wait, I didn't. He wants it and he gets it when he gets it.

You get it. You get it. You hear that? And he gets it when I give him to me. I want you to reply to him. When he gives it to you, that's what he. You said message back. Oh, bro, you thought we were serious, lull?

Dude, we were just joking. Dude, just clown the stick shit out of him. We think you see a fucking sucks. We should make the thumbnail for that episode. It's just all of us, but it's red. Like, all four of our faces instead of just his face. That's a good idea. That's a great idea.

What if we all, dude, he comes and then we all play one CS game together? Yo, five man? Oh, oh, five stack? Wow, we could do five. You were rich-baiting Terek, bro. The streamers are running deep right now. People hate playing with Ludwig. He's truly rooting relationships.

No, they don't. They like playing with me, bro. Dude, he said he was mad. I never seen him like that. Who's that mad? And you don't get a Turkish guy mad. They were bitching you on the other team, bro. They'd be like, oh, it's just Ludwig last.

Dude. How does it make you feel? You guys are trying to like... I was screaming at the fucking monitor, bro. I was don't talk to my friend that way is what I was saying. Y'all are trying to be haters. They all like playing with me, bro.

Okay, I'm a delight. Except for that one time that I fucking freaked out and yelled crazy style about my teammates who were also people who I knew. That was cool. And forever change our relationship in a way that won't be repaired. I like how everybody in that group,

like the FSLR group, has a clip of them solo complaining about the team. Like Squeaks has one too. And I think Ray has one. I love to see a, an all together, like, same time rant about each other. And it's just this hate, hate ball.

That'd be good. It does drive hatred, but I've let go of the hate. And now I'm just accepting. I'm ass. And I guess that pisses Terrick off, because I'm not amazing at a game that he's played for 10,000 hours and I played for 20. Okay. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. I can't believe you even have him in these fucking, who's the other player on their team?

Silent plays flam. Oh. We played 10 men's, and I was on Terrick's team, and there was this brief moment, like, halfway through the game, where I was above Terrick on the leaderboard. I was top ragging on the team. And I was like, I savored it because I might never see it again. It could never happen again. At that moment, you screenshot it, and then you send it to him. Yeah. And you say, I run you. Mogged bitch, I run you. Terrick, I run you. Zipper, can you actually pull, I think this is actually a big important piece of discussion because he's going to immediately start freaking out like a caged animal and I'm telling you you need to chill out. Oh, I know what's coming. Zipper, can you pull up the, that one thing? That one... That one piece.

Dude, the rain is so loud. So this is Ludwig. Oh, man. It's the first to 15. This is Ludwig's basketball jam. He's rigid to be in the finals. He's playing his teenagers. Yep. Let's go and watch the clip. And we're playing the clip.

Just play this one out. Now. There's a drive. Boom! Takes the charge against a child. By the way, that player is 14 years old. 15, but... He's 14.

He's 15. You're getting up like you did something. He's 14. He's getting up like this. That's un-b- Okay, so... This was funny because this came up... This child was born in 2012.

Dude. Loadley? Well, you just missed... Missed sorry. That is so fucking fun. Dude. Game winner right there.

My question to you is Yep. Do you, have you? Do I feel money as fuck? Have you ever felt shame? Forgetting the turnover and shooting the game winner back to back? Oops, did I do that?

Problem? I feel like, I feel like it's... Problem? Yes, problem. What? I mean, that's the problem. I even noticed a lesser, lesser I feel like

noticed detail in this sham of a game, if you ask me. Please, yes. Which was the bonus ball. What's that? The blue ball. That's worth more points. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about. No. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. There's a ball that's worth more points.

It's a sponsored ball. It comes in. I believe it's supposed to be... The AT&T power play. The AT&T power play. Oh, okay. It's meant to be in... The ball's meant to be in for a possession. Is this correct, Aiden? Do you remember the rule? You were a player. I remember, yeah.

Like one point. Like if it's made, it leaves, right? No. If it's, so when the power play starts, the play switches possession to the team that's down so that they get the ball, so they have a chance to come back. It's a blue shell.

And normally, the losing team in this format gets the power play once in a game. But you'll notice if you watch back the Vod. Of the whole game? Of the whole game. And Ludwig, team seems to be coming back on a second mystery

AT&T power play and the ball goes in and they get the points what do you have to say for that why is it different in that moment but not for everyone else I genuinely was just a player in it I play what's called

you play what's called should I not well you are you're on the team that develops ideas like the power play ball I no part in it really I didn't even know it was a thing until I hopped on the court

I was told about it I I and I thought very similar to you guys really but apparently it's different in the finals I guess I don't know yeah they're different in the finals I don't know I don't know it's different in the finals and it led to a situation in which you were barely able to win the entire tournament

you're a champion and that's all that matters for sure yeah and arguably and one team beat the champion at the tournament Oh Only one team did Yeah that's true Bro you're a rap monster That's true

Yeah You're a rap monster Or swift What? So did you redeem yourself Everyone was saying that you were fucking wet about it He was not wet about it

Wait I was I heard he was There was a minor Oral loss moment When Aiden Got dusted by the And he thought the game was over So he slammed the ball

On the ground But there was actually Win by 2 That's tough And then he had to pick the ball Back up But then they lost No

No, we won. You won that. Wait, I won the case. What is this rewrite? I don't know that. There's a question mark in my voice. You lost to a 14 year old. They were good.

Hey, I can see it. So did I. It's okay, man. I can see it. You lost to a 40. Three of them are playing varsity next year. They play basketball every day. They're not on the varsity team.

He's just guessing. Three of them are immortal probably next year. Three of them. I'm not guessing. He doesn't know. He didn't know they were fighting. He didn't know. One kid was 14, and now he's using it to his vantage.

Quick slime, one of the gumgum fruits. Three of those kids are playing varsity high school basketball next season. See, dude, he's talking about what they are next. So they're actually on the freshman team, which is the lowest team. I lost to them too. It's normal for us. It's normal. It's normal for you both.

You lost to the kid that you lost to the same kid two years ago, one v. Buddy, I beat them twice. That's the team you lost you. I beat them two time. It's normal for guys like us. time and I scored more points individually than your entire team in the first game. Aidan, look at me. Oh!

Look at me. Huh? It's normal for guys like us. As an individual, I scored more points than your entire team against the same. I scored more points than you did in that game. Uh, just in what game? In the game against you? Yeah, yeah.

I love how you bounce around. That's fun. I'm just saying, we play the same opponent. My team won. I scored 13 of my team 17 points. Bitch, this is ugly. Girl, oh my God, bitch. I understand that game is a Super Bowl to you.

We had already won when we got the point differential. Right. So, no, that's it. We did a group puddle. We had guaranteed first seed. I'm happy you got something. Wow. I'm happy for you, bro.

Unbelievable. I don't care. I'm absolved. I'm absolved. The only thing that tilted me, the only thing that tilted me was the fact that I actually think I'm so much worse at basketball right now. and all the all the then before yeah right then last year yeah because you haven't been playing right i've been playing way less yeah and i'm so much worse at basketball and all these people like all

the posts go in the opposite direction when the ball goes in the hoop a few times it's like i play i'm a worst player right now guys i just downloaded this new app okay it's called rocket tummy rocket tummy that's right and basically it it tracks everything that goes into my body into my tummy and gives a breakdown of it how much it costs and all this stuff and how many calories and how much- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, it only is for stuff that goes in your tummy. Only stuff that goes in my tummy. And it also gives me, I have GERD, I found out. I feel like this is more of a you thing,

but if this perhaps tracked my expenditures and maybe my subscriptions and was more of a budget tool, then I would find it useful? What if it tracked more than just stuff that went in your tummy? Uh, I don't think that's really useful for me. Well, not long, guys, what went in your tummy? What did it tell you? Oh, there was a rock. There was Taco Bell.

There was like- So it tracks free stuff? seven diet sodas. Sevens? Sevens? Yeah. Seven's a crazy amount. And that's what I found out from the app. Because that'd be crazy. And then I look and I'm like seven. You want to remove that. We can't remove it really. I mean, I guess you could. Does the app let you remove it? The app doesn't let me do really anything. Rocket tummy is not very, Rocket tummy isn't a good app. Rocket money is a much better one that would help you cancel subscriptions and catch any big spending. You still, You don't want to do?

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No. With Rocket money. No, they signed this. I had to sign this binding thing and send them a picture myself and my social security number. Well, then tell me how the hell Rocket Money is able to help me cancel my money. They just contact or give me the cancellation information. I got a notification today.

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All right. Well, I guess I'll download this thing. Whatever. I got there. Who do I see? None other than Young Nut. And I sat down next to me. He's like, one of the first things he said to me was,

you want to see my friend's tattoo he got? And he pulls out his phone and he shows me his friend's tattoo. It's a big, probably like, one whole quadrant of his back. back piece of Osama bin Laden Kirkified and I said that's not real and he said oh no no no it's real and he and he proved it with

way more pictures he's just got a lot do you have a picture? I can get one I can message you should ask not I'll get it by the end of the episode I think that's that's cool it's is it crazy? I do I do I do want to see it really good and

was it obviously Osama yes It was obviously Osama. Was it more obviously Kirk or Osama? Like which name would you say first? It's just It's, it's curfified Osama. A good curfification gives you both equally.

It's right. It is. It's just equal. Man, I'm gonna ask him for it. I'm sitting here sitting here, see, they can't. What do you see them about? I'm seizing. It's seeming because what?

He's the best basketball player in the whole world. I guess sometimes we have to take silver medals, dude. Dude, you lost to a strong team. Don't feel bad about it. They are a strong team. Yeah. They are a strong team. You had to cheat to beat them the second time.

I lost to a strong team too. You had to cheat. You did it. You lost to, you lost to some terrible kids. What the fuck? He lost to the same people you lost to. Hmm?

He lost to the same people you lost. Dude, Luca packed me up. Yes, he did. Luca rolled me up into a fucking plan. Luca beat him and Luca beat you. Luca also beat you. And then I beat him. I beat Luca.

That's the difference. That means he's better than both. Dude, I can't believe. I watch you shoot like two for 12 in that fucking game. And AT&T power ball your way twice into a victory. You keep putting up this AT&T powerball.

I had no clue was coming. That part is unfortunately true. It's better. You're better than both being Asian in the game. And I think you guys can get better. I think that's okay. I literally meet you. I literally meet you.

Yeah, yeah. You didn't really want the group stages. Yeah. You guys need to love that. If we, you guys can maybe practice a lot. No, no, no, hold on, hold you. I want you to say it. I want you to say this.

Just say this on the YARD podcast. Say, I am better than KDB at basketball. Say it. Oh, yeah, I'm better than KDB. 100%. Yeah, the tournament, determine that. Oh, my, yeah.

If you win the tournament, you're better than everyone at the tournament. The seeds are whoever won the tournament in order. It's, yep. Axe one smashed summit eight. He was better than everyone. I would say, number one is... I'm rap monster.

I don't care. That's kind of, that's aura. Oh, you're more like Swift. Because he won the tournament. So like you're Swift, you beat Cody. Swift be the guy who won the tournament. And then the guy, that guy on the tournament. You don't get to be a rap.

You don't get to be a rap. You're a Swift. You play really well in pools. You're a box playing Pikachu. You're a box playing Pikachu who won a pools match and is bragging about it. It's not pools. It is pool.

You'd be Cody in top 604. Oh, sorry. You have macros on your box controller. You're bragging about winning the tournament. My back, my macros is my turnaround. Not only does he brag about it. He's going to make some fuck-ass videos. is like, I made a tournament and won it.

You know, that's the, that's the iron price. I'm going to open it up, but, but this is a known pedophile. Pictures of Aiden, snapshots on a, on a coffee zila, billboard, this is a group of children. Oh my God, that would be so good. Do a full coffee zilla parody, but it's all Aiden. It's all an Aidan expose. A black pit behind me.

Wow. Dude, I, uh, wait, so, So before I, so I basically chose instead to go to the crew battle instead of the basketball event. But we had this idea that I would be the coach. Dude, they missed you. I heard they missed me. Luca literally said, we're slime at. I feel bad.

And I went, ah, he's busy. I couldn't believe it was the same kid. Yeah, he looks so much older. He looks so much older. Dude, he's so sweet. The kids were so nice. Dude, a fucking OG kid. I saw him at Genesis.

I almost slapped the dog shit out of him, bro. He comes up. He can't. He's almost as tall as me now. Maybe taller. Oh, wow. I can't really tell. But he's still the same.

So, because he's like, you know, his mental age is pretty much the same. Yeah. And he comes up and he's like, hey, what's up? Slime? What's up? Dude, do you enter? No, probably not. And I'm like, I'm like, hey, dude, what do you want?

Bro. And he's like, and he's kind of jumping around. And he's like, nah, no, no, you probably didn't know. You probably didn't enter. I just got a bull. So it's like, whatever. And I'm like, fucking leave me alone, bro. I'm too.

I'll leave me alone. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around. Do you have Snapchat? And I'm like, no, OG kid. I don't have Snapchat. I'm 35. And then he just laughs at me.

Yeah. Dude, you got bitched by OGK. And like a machine gun style spray. But he's doing great. He's great. That's good. It sounds like it.

30 is such a fun number to be. 30 plus. 30 plus? Yeah, 30 plus. You get, it's, you learn to like it. Yeah, I like it. Because I was talking to jinxie and I was like, oh, I'm 30. And he's like, no, you're 27.

I was like, I, for some reason, he really didn't want me to be 30. Because it's because his aura loss of he interacts with you. He thinks his viewers are going to start dipping. You're hanging out with the 30 year old. And I was like, no, I'm 30. I'm 30 and Squeaks is 40. And, and he just believes it. Because the number's so big.

Big number. That you just stopped counting after 30. How old is Jason? Jason's 21 or 2, 22. Damn. By the way, why don't those fucking phase guys look you in the eyes when they talk to you? Not phase guys anymore. Oh, ex-phase guys.

Like, do we just not have enough fucking, like, Twitch subs or some bullshit? What you're talking about? It's actually annoying. Every time I see one of those face guys, but except Lacey, who I've never seen in real life, but I'm sure it would be lovely, because it's the best stream in the world. They don't look you in the eyes and they talk to you. Okay, it's a little, without ADAPT being included.

Adap's included even though I like him. I hate it. Uh, he looks at the shit where he's like, and he just walks past you. And it's like, I don't know, the fuck's wrong with you guys. It's cringe. It's cringe and no one wants to talk about it. Cringe and no one wants to talk about it.

No, I was going to say, outside of a DAP, for me at least, I 100% see what you're saying. I agree. Is it because I don't have a big-ass YouTube channel where I go? I think it's because they're so used to looking at chat that they don't even know how to look someone in the eyes anymore. I'm like a ghost when that boy, Ron is around. Dude, oh, Ron, Ron doesn't give you fucking any.

It's nasty. They spent so long looking at chat, they forgot what it's like to look at a human. I think what it... I like that dude case on, though. I like Adapt, the good guys, but they're older. That's probably it.

Maybe. There's older. I mean, Adapt was, I think until I teamed with Adapt at this basketball event, I felt similarly. Like,

yeah, you have to share the battlefield. You have to, I think how it actually works is when you're, when you're a huge streamer who's this popular, you kind of,

like everybody is demanding your attention and introducing, you're different. Let's not speak for me. You don't count. I'll tell you what huge popular streamers do. I get it. I think everyone is trying to get your attention

and they're probably an enemy and there's some fucking bald white guy with a fucking tiny dick walking around. You have to breach their bubbles somehow. It's like you don't register as like a real person who's loaded into the game until you have done something that like qualifies you to be there. You guys are going crazy deep.

Maybe. You guys are going crazy deep. What happened is Ron came in and I said don't look slime in the eyes. why he'll freak like an ender man yeah you'll freak to fuck out

and you have to cut what you are in this building I think it's simple it's simple you meet thousands of people you can't remember everybody it's just not possible and then if you do something memorable

like hit a trick shot no but that's the thing you immediately was in that game huh Ron was dead ass in the game no but I think it means we shared an event

it means more to adapt though sure sure but I just this is my thing this is my thing If I meet, if I, if there's phase guys around, they don't know who I am, and I know who they are, but I've never met them. And they're like, you know, I don't go fuck who you are or whatever. I'm like, sure, we have no shared experiences.

But once we share an experience, that's when I'm like, okay, now we're in the, we're not friends, but we're cordial and we see each other. Like, oh, what's up? How are you doing? And only a small amount of those guys do that, even with the shared experience, if you're not a streamer. I have a reverse version of the question. And love it's trapped in this.

This, this phenomenon exists for more than the, the formerly phased people. Yes. Do you want to ask me as a big streamer? Shut up, please. Because I could give it as a big streamer I could give it to you. I actually do want that input, yeah.

I don't want it. I look at most men and children in their eyes. And do I've always liked that about you. A child comes in, you stare him down. The Lovig has this mode he goes into. It's really funny. I noticed it when he met Shake Drizzle's girlfriend. Because like, all right, you're me, okay?

You're Shake Drizzle and your Shake Drizzle's girlfriend. Okay. I'm shake Jursle's girlfriend? You're shake. Okay, okay. I'm you. Okay. So you're...

We met because the burger picture. Very good. All right. We're talking about it. It's like, No, dude, what's that? Hey, I'm like, Lovick, keep shooting them and Ludwig's like, oh man, he missed a...

Hey, hi, Luddwik. Nice to meet you. He goes into this mode where he's like... Yes, I hate that! I hate that. He said, I... And I'm like, Lidway.

And I'm like, bro, keep up the vibes. We had this... vibe going, you could carry that into this. Lettwey. No. Carry that in the meeting this person. It's a new person. Oh, hi. Nice, sweet. Ludwig, hi. You're actually

just describing a really polite and cordial guy. It is, it is, it is a new, sorry, it's an isolated very rare version of Ludwig. It's an unfindable Ludwig. It's a tough card to crack. Yes. Because you can't, we don't ever see that. He's not going to be, hi, Ludwig, nice to meet you. It's only for parents, girlfriends.

It's sensitive personnel. You weren't even that when we met you. Huh? Like, we didn't even get that when we didn't know. the rare. I mean, you're melee players. I was different eight years ago. Yeah. I was a different person years ago. I'm gonna say, you've developed this guy. It's the guy who meets parents and sensitive personnel. It's a good guy. It's a good guy to have in the pocket. Yes. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a sweet man who comes out and mothers love him. He doesn't feel sweet. He feels like you're trying to get away from the interaction. That's because you are judging him based off your knowledge of

me. But if you judged him with fresh eyes, you'd go, what a sweet guy. You know, it is. I, I think you're plagued by knowing someone knows who you are when you meet them every time. Plagued. Especially in that environment. Wrong. I'm blessed. You're blessed. I'm blessed. You see it as a blessing.

It's a blessing. He's not trying to get away. I remember this guy came out when we went to Weesball one time and it was with zipper three. And her friends, her friends who have no idea. Oh, sorry. Hi, Ludwig. Sorry, let me, I do this thing where I just, yeah, now you can't see it anymore. Let me just, I talked it.

Goodbye horses. Hi, I'm Ludwig. And then I turn around, I go check it up from behind. Oh! Oh, God, the gut! So you're there. Yeah. And that guy comes out. And when we're eating, we're eating food at we spot upstairs in the Co-Ed area. My cock's still out.

Cock out. And I'm going, they have stunkatsu. And we're with her friends that have no idea who he is. Yeah, yeah. And he comes out. And he's not trying to get away. He's there for dinner. And he's nice and plight or whatever. I'm so sweet. Was he acting different consistently? It's like, let's say it was just you, Zipper 3 in Ludwig.

Would it been, would you have gotten a different slightly different? Yeah, he'd be different. Dude, you guys are. Because we all do this. I'm just saying, it's like, it's like, it's funner to do it to you because. Yeah, it's just like, dude, Ludwig's such a freak. He goes to like this barista and he's so different.

Like, if it was just me and him in our bed, like, he's so different. But when he's around this barista, is like, can I have an Americana? Can I have an Americana? I don't. I'm nice to meet you. Can I have America? But, like, we're in the fucking bed together. He's like, look at my pussy.

Here's what it gets me about it. It's when you do it, you tighten your lips in the same way that two people in an office that don't really know each other but are passing by. You have moid brain. You're a moid brain. You pass by and you do this like oops right past you type of like, and it's so, you never do it anywhere else. It's like the white guy like, very interesting. It's very funny.

I have a real question. I have a real question. Have you noticed that in, like, like, you know, like, you? like this streamer phenomena in LA where you're talking about with the phase people. As a big streamer? Yeah.

From your experience. Are we gonna cycle back through the whole? 10 minutes? Can I not ask a clarify guys? As a big streamer. As a streamer. Our clarifiers a lot. I think the people who note this the hardest

are people who are like removed from the space entirely like my girlfriend, for example. Right. But other people that she hangs out with, like the, they notice the same thing. People from not America,

like Connor from Japan. Yeah. or I did a thing from Australia they are way more like personable and friendly to like people who have no name recognition behind them and in L.A.

And I don't think L.A. is like filled with bad people or something. I think but the American streamers like do not do that. I think this is a fair assumption. I've noticed this as well. It's because they're happy to be out of whatever prison country.

That also might be, it's more excited to be in a different country. Like, Connor is trapped in Japan. Yeah. He is not, it is not a voluntary thing. Why do you say yeah to that? He's trapped.

He thought that made sense. You thought, yeah. He's on my island. He's trapped. Do I don't look like you have the authority to talk about this right now? Okay. He's trying to, wait, what do you disagree?

He's trapped in Japan. So Connor is trapped in Japan by the Kurds. And he's trying to escape to, to, dude, the Kurds have him trapped and they have him in a horrible debt. the two Kurds in Japan that are ruining the country, according to the Japanese far right. So these Kurds are forcing Connor to graffiti.

Right. Famous locations. They want him to deface the system. Yes. To solve the problem, the woke problem that's happening in Japan right now. Yes. And the homogenous people. Yes.

Of Japan. It's, I mean, it sucks, right? You're trapped in this like terror world and he can't get out. Is that, Is that the main reason you think? Because it's like near 100% of people that aren't from the US. I feel like acting.

I think it's a US thing. I think that makes sense, but I think it's also too complicated to like nail down or something like that. I think there are maybe a lot of their interactions meeting people as people who know them. And so then they've adapted a greeting based off the presumption that people know them,

which I think is a very, it comes off much ruder or presumptuous. But also is probably most of the time correct. And I've made an effort, no matter what, when I meet someone, to introduce myself as if they don't know me. Yeah, I mean, I made that decision too. But it makes a lot of my interactions weird

because I go, hi, I'm Ludwig, and they go, I know. And then I go, what's your name? Because you didn't say it. No, but it's always, it's always the better option. I know, but that's what I do every time. But apparently now fucking, but apparently now I'm fucking trapped my fucking curds at gunpoint when I introduce myself to Sheikh's girlfriend.

You just do the white guy. Lips tightening thing, that's all. You do you white guy trying to get to his seat on the airplane? I'm just a white guy getting to a seat on the airplane. Like, I just am that. No, but she's not a seat on airplane. That's the love of shake jerse was life, bitch. Say that shit again.

And I got to get over to my fucking seat. So move over, love of his life. Say that shit again. I just did. And I'll kill you. I did it, though. Kill you after. We all went to the All-Star game yesterday together.

What's that? NBA All-Star game? What's that? So they pick the best players from the NBA and they haven't playing a game. That's kind of hype. like Smash Brothers. It's all the stars. Yeah. Everyone is here.

Okay. Is Rob there? Yeah. Barack Obama. Barack Obama was there. On the team? He wasn't playing. Yep. Dude. The step back three? From Barry? There we all. Pussy two? Pussy too.

I'm cracking you dumb ass up today. I run you. I run you like what do we run you in basketball? and that 14 year old runs me in basketball. RT? To be, that 14 year old also ran me at basketball. Ziprasny.

That 14 year old was good at basketball. He didn't run me? That's a fact. Because he had two shots at me and he missed him. Oh my God. He did run you. We watched a clip of it happening. He ran you over.

That was only the first one, dude. We were in the office. We were in the office when they were kind of planning this and I was just playing street fighter, but they're taking the meeting right behind me, so I'm in the meeting. You're not in the meeting. No, because remember.

I was like, put me on the AT&T lunch. And then Ludwig, because he hates meetings, he was like, put slime on the lunch, like to disrupt it. It sounds like he's in the meeting. So it was very fun. Yeah. They have to have to be in the meeting for a bit. Originally the plan was, because I had to get six teams for ball. I had to field six teams, but I couldn't, everyone was saying no to me.

It is funny. And you did get, I feel a little bad for you sometimes because you put the lineup out and then people hop on Twitter. Such a dog cunt. People hop on Twitter. and they're like, fucking didn't invite any women again. Oh, nice. Guess you blocked women from the event. Fucking Ludwig misogynist.

But some people are unironically upset. And it's like, he asked to like 15 women. I have so many people, bro. He asked so many people. And Aiden's such a bitch at meetings because Aden will be in a meeting. I'll be like, hey, I think it'd be nice if we had the list of all the talent early. Like, is there a way to get it early? And I'm like, yeah, fucking good call, dude.

Let's get it. I like that. Let's get it early. No. How about we get it early and do it? Let me go to the talent store and make sure to grab it. rabbit today on my home from water. I'm not looking it. You're a criminal for the early for the early special. You are a I'm not a criminal. You are committing to climb on this podcast right now. I have like 30

outgoing messages. We're we're in a meeting and there's it historically. Let me get it early. There's a there's a problem with Ludwig selecting time for events. Hey, for the coffee today? What if we got it fast? Do you get faster? You have a machine to you? I'm listening. I wanted a fast way. And we all know this is true. No matter what he says right now. Everybody at the company would tell you this is true. And we're like a month and a half out from the event. And he, I say Ludwig, could we try to get all the talent reached out to or pick all the talent by Sunday of this weekend, which was like four days from now so that we can get the rest of the event played?

I think it'd be better to have it earlier rather than later. And then he stops, changes his voice and starts going, oh, it'd be better to have it sooner than later. And it'd be better to have it sooner. Oh, this is a callback. And then I was like, yeah. And then he's like, oh, it'd be nicer to have it sooner. And there's 15 people.

on this call. Bro. That's dark. What's the matter of my name? Kelby is messaging me. Kelby is messaging me during the meeting. It is like, thank you for fighting the good fight.

It's not fighting the good fight. It is fighting the good fight. It is fighting the good fight. I do all the fucking work and you're going there. Hey, what if you just did your work faster and better? It's like, brother.

Are you serious? We offered it. Reach out to talent all the time. You tell us no, Ludwig. Are you fucking kidding me? I asked for one talent this time and y'all failed it. So it's like,

what do you want for me? What are you talking? Is that true? I suggested like a bunch of the people I would... Naky fucking Jakey was supposed to ball out at this fucking event. He was supposed to do some crazy shit.

He was supposed to ball fucking out and I said, hey, didn't get me Naky Jakey. And he goes, and he goes... No, you're supposed to message him. I can't believe this. And that's the difference. Okay, so I'm in there and they're doing all the planning

and there's like one team left and it's kind of close to the event. Well, basically, where I can't invite more... I've invited like 50 people and all of them said no, and I need another team. Yeah. And then he was like, hold on. We can get those, the kids from when they sunned slime and basketball. And then he's like, hold on. Let me message him on Instagram. And now all of a sudden, I texted him directly. It was on Instagram. Oh, really? Oh, good. You texted him directly. And he's just like, hey, what are you doing later? I message this kid, I know. And I, and in the meeting, I'm like, slime's going to lead these kids. Yeah. The idea was that I would be a,

coach and then I started thinking oh it'd be funny if I'm like in short shorts and I have this like mustache and then I'm like and then I'm like actually that's getting kind of too close okay well it actually became too close because nut was there and he lost and after losing he made himself the coach of the kids but he kept saying but he kept saying I'm the coach of the little fuckers and I go you can't call him that and he kept going high school and he kept going little fuckers I'm the coach of the little fuckers that's that's what are the puritans the country These little fuckers are cheating. These little fuckers cheating.

They made me start smoking cigarettes nine years ago, these little fuckers. Did he do the Obama voice while he coached them? No, he just keeps calling on these little fuckers. And their moms are right there. You can do that. When moms are around, no swearing. And I, and I, and so it's, and then he does it on the mic.

That's beast. And I'm like, come on, man. They're not a little fuckers. I'm about AT&T. Well, the power doesn't play, nonetheless. That bowel keeps us all connected. Why would he do this? Mm-hmm.

Nuts. Shame on nut. Shame on him. But yeah, it was funny because... Oh yeah, check this video out. Are you guys there? Yeah, this is my video, and that's Barry O'N the Blue Jacket. Oh, I got the photo.

That's Barack Obama. That's Barack Obama next to you. Dr. Jay. Dr. J. That's so crazy. Where's the secret service that he still has? Dude, I don't know. The security is lax.

I definitely could have gone over and become friends. Tell him, go. A second censor is in the episode. Tell him, Patriot. A second censor is in the episode. Okay, you get that privilege forever? as the fucking former president I don't think it's as illegal

There's no way For the rest of your life No one can make funny jokes about Shooting some threes with Obama What You like brilliant Going for a long walk in the park With my best mate Barack Obama

This is how I'd row the boat with Obama Going down the stream While the water is glistening Yeah you're not I actually think I think it's fine to say I want to chill with Barack Obama But you can't say

I am not fun of the fourth Former President Barack Obama. Like, like... Also, I've been practicing my archery. What do you think? Five. That's what you can't do. Also, I found a stick in the park that was proper long.

Yeah, no. More detail. More detail is funny or something. I'm begging you to cover it all up. And what if you say something on like, March 29th? Which is sued. But you'd say the year. The year?

Yeah. Well, obviously, 2026. Oh, this year. This year. This year. March 29th, 2026. I'm gonna be in China.

I'm gonna be in China. That will, I'll be in China. I got that picture. Oh, really? Kirk Sama. I cannot wait, bro. That is it insane.

I got Kirk Sama on my back. Show me. Kirk Sama. Damn. Dude, it's beautiful. Wow. It's so perfect.

Look at his other tattoos all right. I was responsible for 9-11, 2003. One. That's the date of it. Okay. A peak male performance with a Nike logo And a small butt crack show This is

What does that? Love someone think gather open Dude this is like bedbeth and beyond like Wall art as a tattoo And then it has a horse This guy This is actually S-O-Best I think This is S-O-Best bro

This is S-O-Best in it And while they're getting the back tattoo How insane is that? It's beautiful It's so beautifully well done That's Stelios now by the way Celios now I saw I was

Celios was in chat the other day and I was like dude I thought I saw you at Genesis but it was just a different It looked crazy like him Yeah I really thought of him too I'm not crazy

But all Greeks look alike It's true It's true I say that Oh sorry But it's different Oh I eat the Greek Greek fruit

Now I look crazy I hate the Greek fruit Now I'm in debt I hate the Greek fruit Now I'm in debt I fuck crazy I fuck crazy I'm in debt

And I can't switch I want to go to Creed so bad Wait, did you explain why they can't swim? I feel like we blew past it It's just one of the curses of the gum gum fruit Or any devel fruit for that matter Because they're like pirates

It's, it's, I think part of it Well, most of it, if you look up the world map Can you look up the world map of one piece? It's so much ocean Can you stop? Wait, fucking Spoiling? Wait, wait, wait Is that a genuine spoiler? Look how much water there is, bro.

Wait! Whoa. Are those are just bad fucking bitches on the red line? Are there bad bitches on the red line? I'm talking like slim, thick Latina shouts on the red line? I don't think, no, I think they're in the grand line, the bad bitches. Okay. I'm talking about big ass.

I'm from West Blue. Yeah, yeah, can you look at Boa Hancock? Roe 34. Are you kidding me? Boa Hancock is the character's name? Look a Boa Hancock. Not Rule 34, just normal. Whoa.

That's a slim, slim, thick Latina. There she is. Welcome. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. She's from the red line. No, no, no, she's not from the red line. I think she's listening to Red Line.

What a crazy show. So, yeah, can you clutch it? Like, if you take the fruit, can you get in the water and be like, I'm gonna swim, I don't fucking care. Now this happens to buggy. Buggy immediately accidentally eats a chop chop fruit and then flies into the water

and then he's like, wait, I can't swim, your body seizes up. Are you just physically unable to swim? Yeah, you just can't move a fall. You just can't swim out. Is there a breathe underwater fruit? You can't get into the water? What if you get in the water?

What if you get in the water? like a fat. There are Zoan fruits that can make you into a like water, half water half man like a half shark half man. So you could get in, I can't swim. Fuck it, doesn't matter. I'm gonna sink to the bottom of the ocean. Still breathe. Still be alive.

See what's down there. I don't think you can swim even as the like the shark. There are fishmen. Okay. Fishmen can are like the really the water guys. But we're water guys. This. We eat our own poop and our kids. Of course we eat the poop. Yeah, yeah. And there's guys who can run on water.

Dude, I was a genesis. With the fruit? Yeah, Al-Kiji can run on water. But he makes the water ice. I was a Genesis and there was these two people came up and it was this man and a woman. And they were like, hey, can we get a picture of big fans? I'm like, yeah, of course. And I did, I asked something that I stopped my, after I asked, I was like, you shouldn't ask that. But I was like, are you guys brother and sister?

They didn't think there were a couple? But then they looked to be dead ass and they were like, no, we're just from me. Minnesota. And I'm like, that's a weird thing to reply to my question, but they were very nice. But I thought about it all day. I was like, what did they mean? It doesn't make sense.

That's the best answer ever. Because you ask the question that's like potentially somewhat like minorly rude. And they, they, you know, they chop it up back. Yeah, they kind of sent it back at me. I think you know they met. What'd you say? I think you know they meant. I think you know they meant. I think you know they meant. I mean, the Snoda.

The Snoda! Showna! shout out slug. Yeah, it is. I was slug. Exactly what I was doing. Wow. That's from, I think,

always come back home to you at the very end. Yep. And he's shouting out millions of it. Yep. Minnesnoda, he says.

He says Minnesnota. Dude, this is the hard drive space. It's so taken up. You just talked about fucking One Piece. Ours is about fucking intelligent rap.

Rhymesair's shit. The thing is One Piece will still exist in 15 years and there won't be many slug listeners. Lovely, what was the name

of the basketball court your event was held at? Tarasaki Budo Khan. Isn't that kind of funny, uh, slime? That like, he had to find a basketball court any, oh, anywhere. And he was like, uh, probably the one called. Oh my God. Isn't that funny?

Dude, I love that you guys give me the credit into finding the venue. No, but the people that work for him know, you're going to say yes and no too. Because he'll show up and be like, oh, suge. And he'll be really excited all day. It'd be really cooperative. Dude. So it was in Little Tokyo, which as a Chinese man, I resented. Loebway's walking around.

Everyone in the streets is cheering. Hi, Ludwig. He's like, hello. Oh, yeah, so I'm lovely. He's going on day of and being like, could have gone one in Chinatown. Well, sure may go run. And so it was in Little Tokyo,

and we had a lunch with AT&T. Keep up the relish. I was supposed to be on that lunch. You're supposed to be on that lunch. Could make it. Could it make the two. So Kelby's the one who picks the spot. I'm like, where'd you go?

Where'd you go? Because we're in Little Tokyo. So many great play. Could have gone on a chubby cattle. Wingstop. No. We made an actual joke about that. He didn't go to Winkst up, but he's like, it's like,

it's not a low talk, y'all. He's like, I had to find a place for nine people. And I go, yeah, nine people on a Friday at 2 p.m. That's going to be hard. So he finds this place called Tracks. Take an Uber there. And it drops us off at Union Station. Okay.

Interesting. That's weird. That's weird. It's a train station. Oh, my God. And he's like, oh, it looks like it's inside. And we walk inside. It's a bar inside the train station. Is he trying to get the fucking back?

stepped on. You're trying to molest the money? He, it's disgusting. They're going to be so offended. Kelby molested the money. Nope.

See, I was trying to mow the mun. Lud? I don't mind that. It's Moe Monday. He's mowing the end. Well, no, it's not Mo Monday.

Oh, I don't like that either. I don't like that either. You know, I also drive the line there. Yeah, so we go up and it's a bar and you have to order the food

at the bar. And we get there first and he's like, did you get a little vibrating face? A little vibrating thing. You get a little square. When your food's ready, it's going to vibe.

Not even, bro. You get a little number. You get the number in there. Yeah. That's really fucking funny, man. Yeah, he fucked it. It used to be a newspaper stand. Well, that's fun.

And they turned it into a restaurant. And it's called tracks because. It's like he found an airport, like restaurant. Yes. At not at the airport. Yeah, going to guys. Yeah, going to guys sandwich joint. But you're at Little Tokyo and you're leaving Little Tokyo.

A food center of Illinois. I hope you've slapped the dog shit out of it. of them for something like that. Oh yeah, we got a fucking car after, and I slapped the dog shit out of them. And I said, you're mowing the mud. Around these parts, we don't mow the munt. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm mowing the munt.

I'm sorry. Well, yes, I mowed the money. Okay, I'm... I mowed the money. Okay, yes, I molested the money. What I say about saying the whole phrase, we say mow the money. If Kelby...

Don't say the whole phrase. You don't say the whole phrase. You never say the whole phrase. If Kelby is going to be nicer to everybody else. It would be nicer to Kelby. I'm nice to that guy. I'm dead ass nice to that guy. I'm a sweet treat.

Yeah, I guess. He's fine, I guess. I'm coming around on Kelby. Oh, yeah? What changed? Well, he said something that really made me mad, but then I talked to him about it. And then we grew closer after that.

That's so nice. Yeah. Do I ever say something that makes you mad? I don't think so. I think, no, I don't think you've ever made me mad the way he did. What about that one time of the dishes? I don't think you made me mad. You were just fucking annoying.

Thanks. That was it. You know what I'm saying? Mom and dad were fighting. You pissed me off, but like I knew why you were pissed off. You weren't trying to hurt my feelings. You were just mad. And I think I understood that.

So no. You have always kept it in line. Well done. Yeah. Because otherwise, if you accept that line, I want to fucking killed you. I'm thinking of the two times you're the most mad of me, it was that,

and then when I slapped your back playing Mario Party, and that's... I was really mad. That's one and two. It hurt too much. Most mad you've ever been at me and Nick. Are you guys? Yeah.

Manji. Maggi. Magi des. So, Aiden's tough because... Because sometimes... There's almost a normal state of anger that occurs when I look at them. It's a passive anger. Dude, okay.

No, I'm not kidding. Sometimes I would just be... It feels like a Metal Gear solid MPC? I'll be thinking about life at like 10 p.m. And then I'll just get mad at Aiden. Oh, right. It still happens? It just happens sometimes.

And now I know we just put those feelings on the little shelf and we watch them for five minutes and then we look back and they're gone. Right. And everything's okay. But if we look back and they're still there, then it's time. Then we fucking kill them.

When you're having a hard day and you know Aiden somewhere is unbothered. Completely unbothered by life or anything. That's, you get it. It's like, what's that about? You get it, bro. Like, what the hell is that about? I'm usually, I feel like,

Don't hold your knees. Yeah, that's, don't hold your knees. Honestly, it's a pathetic thing to be doing. Hands on your knees. Okay, now you made it sexy. I like that. So what's the most mad?

The most mad? Dude, it's honestly, it's funny because it's all same variations of it, but it's the T. Oh, wow. It's the T or any time we were playing melee together. Yeah, you were really mad

when you guys are going to count that. Because like, I'm just being a pussy. Mele stuff was so funny because when you would get mad, for probably the first six months we lived together I didn't think you were serious.

Yeah, it was serious enough. Yeah, because it was funny because you would hear it and it'd be slime being like, you're fucking loser. And I just laugh. And then you listen to Aiden's like, Yeah, you just got to avoid getting hit by that. I remember the most mad you ever got at me playing

melee was you were complaining about me not approaching and then I incessantly called out every time I ran forward in the game. Oh my God. Molly Burning? Yeah. It's Molly Burning. It was Molly Burning. It was Molly Burning. Yeah. That's good. That's the one that I remember them. Well, we can appreciate Molly Burning now that he has his counterstrike phase. There was a ball ball box to fire. This is what? Our friend Zique. What was the exact argument before? It was like you're not calling anything out. Dawson was uh, yeah, he wasn't saying he's he's like you need to jump spot that and call it out. when you see anything.

And then he was essentially blaming Zeke for the site, like loss. And then the next round, Zeke just narrates everything he does by the tick of the day. It's a good clip. He's like, all right, running forward, running mid, throwing Molly, Molly down,

Molly burning. Molly, oh my God, there's one. There's one, okay, you went back inside. It's really funny. It's so funny, dude. So petty. Wait, what's the most mad you got to Nick? Nick?

I'm honestly, it was probably about some, I think I get mad at Nick. You know what it is? It's when he doesn't, it's when you try to get to like eat food and all of a sudden the picky man shows up. It's so, it's like, bro, what the fuck do we do? And I understand, but I want you to know

Valentine's Day came up and guess who you needed. You needed the picky man. And that's why I'm coming around. He came to the picky man. He said, I need to get something for my girl. And I want high premium shit. I don't want basic-ass bullshit. And you know what?

He actually, you know what he said? What? Here's the pathetic part. He's like, just go to C's, bro. No, no.

It was a full circle come around. Because I was like, well, there's this place in downtown Pasadena. It's pretty nice. I've been there once. I haven't tried their chocolate. I was like,

but you know what, bro? I just went to C's. I know it's like a little bit C's. There's like 900 of them. But like, I haven't been there a while and I went there it's fire. Just go to seas.

And then you can pick out all of them by hand and you know I said when you show it to her you can be like this is why I thought you'd like this one. This is lovely how I feel about Panxpress right now. You can explain why you picked each one and I thought it was cute. It's a cute gesture. Explaining why you picked out the honey walnut chicken. Yeah. Just like I got this

for you. I thought because it's a little sweet but also there's walnut and that has high faties. Yeah, he helped me out on that in either way I was grateful. But the truth thing is Like, I think the problem is- Helping them out, it sees. I know. What do we get towels?

Yo, check out Target. Right? But I think- They got good towels. I put too much thought into what the moid in my life actually wanted. I'm sorry, Floyd. She's a Floyd. The boyd.

I was like, I thought you're talking about yourself. No. But yeah, like I put too much thought because I think she was just happy at the gesture, which is kind of free at the moment, which you got, you only get so many of those. gotta start trying to. Chocolate is one of those things. Not to overly defend myself, but I have been thinking about candy a lot,

especially chocolate. Type shit. If I'm there. Time crap. Hey, and shut the fuck up, man. You're the most mad I've been at you right now, dude. Shut up.

I'm going off about fucking chocolate, dude. Like, what the fuck, dude? I don't you let him say some shit. He's thinking of a fucking chocolate, bro. Can you fucking row and reintroducing yourself? This is like, God. I'm mad now, bro. Go back 3,000 years.

You're trying to stifle a modern day soccer tees. I don't even want to fucking talk about it. No, come on here. I want to hear you. I want to hear it. Next time you won't be around. It'll be fine. I know he's mowing the vibes.

Seriously, but we want to hear about what you got to. I want to hear it. She's really fucking figured it out, man. Yeah, bro. The way they make them all wear little aprons. You think they got it better than Rocky Mountain Chocolate? Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Absolutely. You go into season and it's like, You have new flavors, bitch. Who is working on these? What about it's uger? What the hell? I don't think you could say that.

You can't say that. It's sugar. What is that? I don't know how to pronounce it. Oh, you're with the little cubes? Yeah. Wait, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Why do I know that? I'm out learning how much I know about candy. Yeah. It was a different one. Dude, I went in. That's not it? I don't think so. I went into that seas and I was the only guy in there and it was a bunch of like older women and it was packed.

And I'm like, this isn't for Valentine's Day. Nah. These are regulars. These are ladies treating themselves. These are ladies who are like, I want the new one, motherfucker. Yeah, bro,

the taffy ones? Fire. You got the one with a marshmallow in it? I haven't even seen that somewhere else. I got my flower lady. I go to pick up my flowers. And I pick it up Valentine's Day morning.

Shit show in there. Yeah. Fill to the brim with dudes going, what you got? Please. I don't even know who she likes. You pick. She's like,

please. What's this one? She's like, Orchid. 499. Orchid. Maybe. Yeah, maybe that'll work.

No, nothing would kid in the name. I don't even want to fucking thinking about it. Yeah, I actually was that guy because I was like, I should be a fly. I don't think flowers are that important. But I'll get them. I've never, like, really got them. But I go to the same place I went to when Ludwig,

uh, we pretended he died on that episode. And we got that beautiful weight. It was like $300. If you die, we'll get another one. That's okay. It was really.

nice. Thanks. But I went to that same place and I'm looking around and it was that moment where it's like all of everything that's on the shelves has a note on it for pickup and I'm like uh oh these are arrangements and I did and I was like you got any

you got anything for me? Yeah I was like you got any pre-mades You got any pre-billed? Let's imagine a Chud walked in What would he be getting right now? What would Chud need something for his void? Give a chud of Floyd and he'll buy flowers. They should have the chudrack. And what did you get?

The flower store. I got these beautiful, like, orange, uh, rose. And like, it was a couple of roses, but like it was orange and green. It was very nice. And then the, and then the guy was like $75. And I'm like, and he's like, flowers are really expensive right now. And I'm like, I can only believe you. Yeah, they're not. You just got upcharged because you bought it on Valentine's Day. Yeah, he let me have it.

Dude, why don't you, should I be fucking putting you guys on game? Should I be fucking pinging? No, I appreciate it. I feel like, No, the ping was good. I'm pinging you guys to get flowers. I'm pinging you guys about boo boxes. You guys don't even fucking listen to me. I listen to me. Are we talking about it?

You got flowers, day of, dog. It was a different situation. We decided to do it a different day because I was going to Genesis. My girlfriend was busy. I know black guy, Dominican, Papi. Dominican men.

Oh, she was getting bench pressed. Yeah. What? She sent me a video of it. They were bench pressing her on the sand. She sent me a video of it. Why weren't you there? Why weren't you there with her?

She told me not to come. I know black a Dominican, puppy. Dude, you can't. Did she look that up? You said that so good. How is he supposed to look at up what I just said, bro? Yeah. I'm no black.

I'm Dominican, poppy. I tried to call her. I tried to call her on Saturday. Straight to that voicemail. And she said, I can't talk right now. She turned up a location. And she said that like three times. 80. He's on rep number 80 and we're not slowing down.

That was cool though. How long she there? Huh? How long she there? Oh, like four days. Four days? She's still there right now. She's still there right now. Well, it sounds like things are going awesome. She probably thinks of you, bro. What did you do for Valentine's Day though? What? What do you do? You probably hung out people or? Get kind of straight. Oh, dude. What did I do?

Oh, you know office. in my flash cards I'm sick played CS for nine hours maybe oh my how much Elo you get Elo? Yeah I finished even on the day Oh my goodness

gracious What do you eat some good? Eat you have like a nice dinner Did you use an app to get it? Did you use an app to get whatever you ate? No I heated up one of my cook unity meals I was saying they eat It's people like cook unity is people

That they cook up and they chop and they put in the box And then I saw there's a picture of a guy on the box A man on the box This is Edward That's the guy He's your meal today He's your meal Edward ate mostly beef throughout his life

Edward had a fibrous diet Which is passed on to you Zipper 1 good I had a good valentice day Yeah how do you How do you find what If you were zipper Oh there it is

Right Oh yeah It's a Ruppie 7 foot 2 baller Run that one No, this guy's just using the caption Look at it Look how tall he is Yeah, he's 7 foot too

That's what it says in the thing This is what Aiden looks like Dude, we He's not black by the way He's Dominican We walked When we walked into the All-Star game There was like a group of

High school basketball players That were all above the height Of like 6 8 Dude I didn't It did ask look like a forest Yeah Also they weren't We did not, like, you would not think they were high schoolers.

Why, Ludwig? Because they were seven foot three. I thought they were all, like, overseas. Yeah, but don't they just look like big children? No. No, they were like, it's, they were all, dude, I think they were all taller than Grant Williams. That's crazy. Were they like some sort of experimental boy?

Yeah, I think they're making them. What is that sentence? Adam Silver, Adam Silver launched a new program. He's just, they're trying to make them. Oh my God. Dude, they're all tall as damn. They're being really tall. And anyway, one recognized me.

Average Ludwig viewer. Dude, we'll end on this. Maybe we're close to ending. The ASU frame maugger, he knew, he said he doesn't watch Ludwig anymore, but he used to a lot as a kid. I grew him. And then said, yeah, I knew he went to ASU

and was a journalist, which is kind of like a knower thing. Yeah, you're going to be deeper to that. I grew him. Yeah, don't say it fast, like you said. I groom him. No, okay. You just said it at time. I'm trying to sound out what you guys were hearing.

That's important to do. But yeah, I was actually really surprised. And I'm like, you know what? As we get further into time, this will keep happening. He's a Ludd cell. Yeah. What do you think along his development when he decided to start doing D-Bull? Lloyd.

Probably one time when I was on stream and I was doing double by and he went, fuck, that looked big. And he's like, shit, let me get on that real. I want to be a Lloyd when I'm older. Lloyd. Lloyd is so fucking. Taking trend. So Lloyd's? It's better than Ludwiggers.

I'll say that much. Yeah. I hate that one. Still gotta go. I mean, it was gone. You brought it back. It doesn't, no. I'm not the one who brings it back.

Who did you collaborate with that kept saying it? Yugi love saying it. So yeah. It's not gone. Is it? Your age love saying it. Dude. I love Ui.

I love Ui. He's a trait. Yugi's a treat. No, Yugi sucks, bro. What? Look up Yugi making women cry compilation. What? There's a compilation.

I've seen this. He was a trade at basketball. Yeah. Who among us hasn't? Because you're not a woman. Oh. You're not a damn woman. Wait, are you consuming clips and making a judge?

Franklin Pierce was a great president if you were white and in the east. He's considered the worst president of all time. Thank you. He invented the trail of tears. He made fucking sin a cry, bro. It's on site now. Valkyray bursts into tears from these yapping and trolling. We do a bit of yapping and trolling.

Yeah, click a clip. Click a clip. Make Aiden watch it. Just click the one that is right there. Lovey, this is slanderous. Click a clip. Look, that's the CINO one. Click a clip.

You got mad at me last week for watching Slop. This is not Slop, bro. This is just something that happened. Well, you're getting your rage reacting to it. Your rage and rage? Well, that's kind of fun to say, at least. It's better be cap. That's like how you say buggy.

Buggy. Buggy! Dude, poop. me in that show. Oh my gosh, she's crying. She turned off the cam, bro. Well, she could be imposter. This could be a big play.

Yeah, that's true, actually. This is some fucked up brain rush. This is, this is brain rush. This is a man react to the clip. Yeah, it's horrible. I don't know. Hey, is it? Wait, do I see the thumb up?

I don't remember. Anyway, that's your fucking hero, dude. Yeah. Well, Aidan hates women, and he lost the Ludwig in basketball. True. And if he's unsmart, if he's on the good and narrow,

he'd become allied. like he should. And anyway, guys, we leave you with that. That's the podcast. So my Lloyd's out there. Keep it up. Keep fighting the good fight. And if you're a Patreon, Lloyd, we'll see you soon.

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