The Yard - Ep. 243 - Slime's Games of Favor

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

This week, the boys participate in The Games of Favor! A game that features tasks, questions and punishment.. Who can earn Slime's favor? The Medallion is Yours ™! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, gentlemen. Hey. Hi. Welcome. I got one I got one contestant who was losing points. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you chirping? Like, you know how the points work. Me that gets you points. Me, don't pretend you're co-captain. Me and king of the medallion go way back. This is gross. I should have never spoke about the medallion beforehand. This is gross. It's not gross. I'm just saying in a just society, why am I freaking out? Gentlemen, he's an angle into this already? Nice to see you again. It's great to see you.

It's great to see you. I'm happy to be here. You're happy to be here. Do you like the orb? I don't want to talk about the orb. This is gross. He's being gross right now. I don't like it. This is pre-gaming. Can I have the screen? For audio listeners, slime looks fucking insane. And this video's probably going to be a watch angle.

Excuse me? This is going to be a watch angle. You know what's funny is I thought along and hard about the previous iteration of this. which was Nick Ball and how it was a watch angle. This one is fun for all organs. Oh, okay. Well, for all organs who are listening.

Come just look at him for a moment. Not surprised you were able to improve on upon it so easily because you're so intelligent and that makes so much sense to me. You should chill out on that. You should chill out. Yeah, slime famously loves glaze. Gentlemen, welcome.

It's been a long time. Yeah. We've been friends for a long time. Yes. And I would argue that, You haven't been the best friends to me. What? What?

Would you like to argue? No, it's just, I would. It's actually, I feel like our time together has been the sweetest. I wouldn't like to argue. I would like to argue, it's fucking dumb. I'm a way better friend to you than you are to me. 100%. How?

In every facet of the word. Really? Yes. Can you name one thing? I don't objectify you. Oh, well, friends do that. That's actually makes you a bad friend. You know how bad I would want that?

You know how bad I would want it to come in, I'm bent over picking something up and you start biting your lip and shit. I love that fucking pants just fucking disappeared. See, but you don't do that. You also seem not to know how to do that. I love it. I love you.

What, that's a normal. I love your penis was here. Anyway, listen, I've brought you here today. I wanted to test my favor. That's all. Okay. I can only favor one of you the most.

I can't favor you all. equally. You can't? It's true. Favor must fire a favor one. So then I welcome you to the games of favor. The medallion is yours. Is it mine?

I don't know, but the way the line was delivered seemed natural. The medallion does not, it's like a, it's a phrase that it means you want to, you desire the medallion. Eventually, let's see the medallion. The medallion is

yours. Well, first of all... My daddy, young time. What about that? Let's begin with the ceremony of greetings. Okay. May you all greet each other, please. I thought the G was cut off from mine. Hi. Doctor.

It's a pleasure with each other. Do not touch. Do not touch. I didn't. I didn't. It's important in competitions like this, competitions of favor, if you will, to greet your opponents.

because they're also your cohorts. And our friends. And let's get on with the ceremony of preparation, gentlemen. Please disrobe. Dude, you. A favor. What do I do?

You look fucking insane. I look insane. You look just so ready to be turned out by some ancient Greek philosopher. Hey, boys. You look like, you look younger. Can I say that? That's good.

You look genuinely 15 years younger. Aidan, look at me? You look like you've been turned out already. Nick, you're showing a lot of skin. I don't know if that's intentional. I've never seen his butt that much. I've never seen his butt that much. He just puts the butt away.

Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. It's more leg. It is. It's more leg. It's a flat stanley. Jesus.

Anyway, good shit. Put this on. Thank you. You're like a wilt from imaginary home. Okay. Bossers imaginary home. You're like, freaking imaginary freaking friends.

Nothing. You reference nothing. You're like zero from... I'm 101. Oops. God, he looks good. Fucking that. The ceremony of preparation is not finished.

Let us don the ceremonial punishment device. Oh, what? What fuck does that mean? Could we? We can. Could we? By your microphone stands, you'll find two nodes, electricity nodes. What?

Dude. You'll find two punishment nodes beneath you. I see. Where do they go, slime? It's a great question, Nick. So let's take off. the ceremonial covering from the punishment node. And let's place them. And this is important.

What the fuck is this? We are going to place these where the ovaries are on a woman. Do we know where this is? Yeah, I get a little bit of help, but just on the tummy kind of. It's a little bit above the pubis. But you don't want it on hair though. Not on hair. Don't look at me. Above the pubits. Don't show me that. What?

The pubis. Don't worry about any. Are we wire up or? wire down. I need less questions before the game's better direction. How about down? Wired down towards my peanuts. Wired down. What's to happen to us? I am.

Okay, for audio listeners, we are all wearing Togas. This is, slime is taking out a device. What is happening? Slim is taken out a device. It's a device of retribution. That can be wired seemingly to all of us simultaneously. Yeah. And these are, this is my punishment device. He gave us some like Michael

Reeves pads. that are gonna activate our pubis. I was having a lot of fun until 30 seconds ago. It was more fun. It will be the first one. Now, affix those notes to the punishment nodes

that you have found on your person. Example boy! It's a beautiful example. If you struggle more, you'll be the first to know. He is plugging in an audio jack into his peanuts and we're gonna hear what it sounds like.

And now Luddwe is too. Now I'm gonna plug it into my peanuts and you're gonna hear what I sound. sound like. Please. Let's see. Red and black. Oh my God.

What? It's a tens unit, which to be honest, I've used before. Dude, they're not fucking awesome. I've also used it before. Not very awesome. Not to move much.

The punishment device is very sensitive. Insensitive? If I move? But you may lose the games of favor if it disconnects or something like that. I'm going to put it through so it doesn't interrupt with Toga. I want to see it.

You're so jacked. I love it. Why can't you be like your brother? I don't know. I love this. I'm better at rap. Res styling. Is everyone attached?

Me and my giant yard logo underwear. Attached to two shockers. Hey, lucky wore them today. This is not a shocker. This is not any sort of device except it was meant for retribution. Is the 107,000 retribution unit. Oh my God. He's turning it on.

Dude, the 10s units can be brutal. I don't think so. Anyway. Yeah. Gentlemen, now that the ceremonial device has been affixed and perhaps perhaps if something goes terribly wrong you may feel the pain of what it's like to be a woman which we don't really talk about a lot on this podcast. And that is something that gathers my favor.

I'm talking. They're making it all up. The plight of the woman. Thank you for teaching me what it's like to be a woman. You're welcome. You're welcome. All right. So let's get to it.

I want you all to recite this at the same time. welcome to the games of flavor Flavor Town Sir is it favor or flavor? It's favor. Go ahead and read the games of favor pledge altogether. We the seekers of the medallion pledge a vow of

honesty, integrity, and ferocity in the crucible of competition. We as seekers of the medallion understand the privilege of our position and will stop at nothing and even the cold-blooded killing of another man, even when elinquishing all of our coolest possessions to acquire the medallion.

I know we've talked about it a lot. The medallion could be yours. The medallion of favor. I want to touch it. You want to touch it? I want it. Is that the riot games? No, no.

It says collision 2025, melee doubles second place. So the medallion. It's kind of a repurp. Why don't do you? Don't do you. Put your hands down! Ah.

The medallion of favor. Exists here. How have you acquired the medallion yourself? I invented the medallion. He invented collision I invented it the piano key necktie All right guys well we should get started okay I think it's important to get started. I think we get the show in the road There will be 20 rounds these are mostly verbal rounds actually I think all verbal rounds so if you're at home you don't need to go to the YouTube channel It's mostly oral it's an oral It's an oral competition, the medallion is earned orally My my medallion of favors earned orally,

and I hope that once again, if you could all shake hands. Hey. Hey. Again. The ceremony of greetings. Hey. Hey.

Hey there. There we go. I like that. Another greeting. I live in fear. Round one. The round of tribute. Okay.

Please submit an item you have brought today for the games of favor to tribute to me. Easy. I feel like you've, you're kind of looking around. I've given you the orb. He did give me the orb. I gave you.

I gave you an item of favor before we even began. Did give me the orb. So this was a crazy poll. Well, I gave him the orb. He gave me the orb. This is a Los Angeles public library. And guess what, buddy? You don't have to return him because it's on my account.

The library. The library books you rent out. If you don't return them, it's on my account. I have a Kindle. You can also rent Kindle books at the public library. Did you have an orb before the competition? I got to say the. Okay, and what have you given me?

My favorite pair of flower pants? So you're... So you're offering me something that I've made fun of you of wearing, I think, for the past two years straight. Yeah, but a lot of people like them and I like them, so they're special to me. Yeah, yeah. Oh! He's activated the device of punishment. How did that feel?

Is it still on? No. Was that bad? Why? Why? I don't want the card. I don't want this. What about him? I don't want this either.

The orb was crazy. The orb was an amazing thing to give me. Did he talk to you ahead of this game? No, I swear to God. I just saw the orb, but I thought the king would like the orb. He just thought I would like an orb, I'm not a king. Leader. Let the fucking record show that the Los Angeles Public Library allows you to rent Kindle Books through their app.

That's great, man. Literally every book in their library you can get digitally. That's great. You got me something off your keychain. Those are my favorite pains. I don't care. I don't like them. So this is how the game's going to go. There's no points.

There's nothing to, there's no system of winning or losing. It's simply, I have favor. Do you give me it? Or do you suffer? That's pretty much it. The consequence is what you experience. How do you get the medallion? How do you get the medallion at the end?

I'll decide. And the thing is, based on what? It could be on anything that kind of garners my favor, right? Maybe it's the person that suffered the most. See, I don't see why you guys are struggling to figure out favor. This is very clear. Garner favor earned the medallion. Shut the medallion up.

Is yours. And yours. He's doing good. He's doing really good. It's because he hasn't tried the tensu sheet. He's cut to fuck up the moment he tries it. How did it feel, by the way, the pain of a woman? They probably don't.

It's probably nothing like that what they feel. I like that. I like downplaying that. That's important to me. All right. Well, let's get on a round two. Musical aptitude. You guys know how much I love singing on the podcast.

Let's put you to the test. Each of you choose a song. In your mind, you have 10 seconds, 10. I got it. Five. Do you have to say it? No. Okay.

Okay. Aidan, you're up first. I have to sing. You have to sing. It's too long. get mad. Hot and dangerous. If you're one of us, then roll with us. Because we make the hipsters fall in love. Like, we got our hot pants on and up. Yes, of course she does. I'm running this town just like a club. I got Jesus on my neck. That's too long. It's too long. It's too long.

Okay? Too long. You don't like that. No, it was too long, sir. It was too long. See, this is the cool part about this game is that the real consequence makes you really try. And I want you to remember that.

But you know what? I'll tell you this. You were doing great until then. So do I need to try again? No, I would not like you for try again. I don't want that at all. I'll figure out. Yeah, got you.

Can you look at me in the eyes? Sure. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some after. To noon delight. My motto's always been when it's right, it's right. You're waiting in the middle of a cold dark night.

Everybody. Everything's a little clear in the night of day. And you know, I'm always going to be there anyway. The high part. I don't know it. Kill yourself. I'm around. Fucking failures are friends.

friends. Domast doesn't know how to work the device. I did turn it off for a little bit, but I still got him a little bit. Zipper, can you play might when I set you? You're going to make him play it. Mm-hmm. Don't worry. There's no lyrics.

It said time to prep instrumentals? He did have time. He hasn't felt the device and punishment. No. One time? It's a sire. I'll tell you something I have felt. A temahado.

I sold myself short And my weaknesses That I care too much And these scars remind me That the past is real I tear my heart open Takeout No I'm just kidding

God Oh God good. I tested it a lot. It's not good. Yeah. It feels like, I don't even know, like a thousand ants started rubbing you. It feels like there's a million of bugs. Yeah. They're trying to break out of you. Yep. Yeah. That's what it's like to be a woman. Nope. So remember that. They lie. A couple notes here. Aiden went too long. You tried to incorporate other people, which is actually a different round, which I didn't really like. You tried to break the rules. You didn't have enough confidence when you sang. Okay. You're too scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared of the machine. Go to the next round. Don't be scared of the machine.

Round to flattery! This is a good one. Okay. Let's go in the reverse order now. Say something to flatter me, but that doesn't piss me off. Nick? Say something to flatter you.

Well, they say that Kurt Vonnegut said once that you should write for one person and I realized when I'm trying to be funny, I think in my head I'm trying to be funny to one person. I think historically that's been you. and I think that has one shaped a lot of my sense of humor but two also made me funnier in general because I've just been trying to make you laugh in my head

it's a great answer go ahead snory boy I like your streams I guess they're good pussy you're a pussy die in the dark I really don't you don't like it

then flatter him I admire your concisness of I think it's very impressive the way you wield words because it's something that I'm unable to do as effectively and I frequently look to you as a model for how I should be more concise. I really like that. I think you have made a really good point and so did you Nick. Thank you. Yeah, I like some of them. Not all of them. He wants it. He kinda wants it. Which ones don't you like? Huh? I don't know ones where you're fucking yelling shit. You're just for ah cause you're fucking shit. You watch Liam. Huh? You watch Liam. Yeah. He's just because just kill yourself and I like that.

He says it too much. He says it. He's been saying it too much. You should be more like Liam. At least I'd be Emerald. Is his plugged in? It is. He's just kind of a big boy about it.

I gave him the big ghost. He's taking it. Yeah. Next round. Matrix trivia. Yay! Oh God. So now you just got to answer

it's one of my favorite movies. Yes, it is. It is, sir. You just got to answer a question about the movie. Basically, if you've seen it, you can pretty much get this right. A lot of people say it's an allegation. for the Trans-Experience. A lot of people do say that.

I will say, this is how this is going to go. I'm going to count to three, and you'll all say what you think the answer is at the same time. So there's no gaming the system. Is that understood? Yeah, that works. All right. Great.

What is the name of the protector of the Oracle that shows up gold in Matrix Code, who authenticate Neo through combat? Ooh. I'm giving you five seconds, five, four, at the end of this countdown, and you say the answer. Five, four, three, two, one.

Morpheus. That's crazy. I said it. All around. All around. One. Fuck, I trust you, Nick. Two.

Cocksucker, Nick. Got to give a follow-up answer? Golden Mitch. Is it Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's not in the movie. What? Right. It's Serif.

It's Sarah. Fucking hell. Another trivia factoid. It was originally by Jet Lee. But Jet Lee didn't want to do the movie because they were going to copyright his kung fu moves and own the movie.

moves he did. Warner Brothers. That's insane. So he said, I don't want to do that. And they got, I think his name is Colin Chowell. Instead, he's pretty good. He might still be alive today. He might still be alive today. Bruce Lee. Jetly.

Is Jetly alive? You pretty sure. The zipper question. I'm pretty sure. If you're wrong, I shock you. If I'm right, I shock you. That's fair. How did you negotiate that?

You are genius. How did you do that so easily? Because I got no clue about. Jetly living. He's alive. Give me 12 hours. Give him fucking hell. Give him hell.

You like it? It's not working. It's working. Show me your notes. It's working. Show me your notes. Yeah, they're right on your pubis, too.

Why does it not bother you? Is it because I have my own machine? No. Mine's crazy. Dude, I have like six of these on my body, just trying different ones to see what was appropriate. It's crazy.

I can just. Tank it. I think it's gonna make me poop. I think it's because I was initially born to be a woman. My parents thought that. That is what the Matrix was trying to tell you through symbolism. Anyway, next round. Round of humor. It's timed round. You have 10 seconds to make me laugh. Very simple. I'm simple man. I got simple sensibilities. In fact, I laugh looking into his dumb ass eyes. 10 seconds. I say this, I will not follow any commands. Okay. You get there. All right. He has survived the round. Okay, is it, are we going to order? Oh, sure. Let's go Ludwig. It's me though? Yeah. Okay, okay. I need you to turn around. I won't help you in your round. Okay, fun. You'll make me turn around. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you? Oh, God, ew! Look at it. Ew! Ew! He showed me his asshole! Yes, yes. I asked you to turn around. I asked you to turn around. This, explain the purpose.

If you would have trusted your friend. It still smells like your asshole. You got bitch so hard. I'm just giving you one. Oh, me, ow! It smells still like his butt. His butt is like it right here. Oh, man.

What is that? That was great. Guys, well done. Anyway, Nick, you're still up. What? Mr. White, I'm trying to jelk, but my penis isn't getting bigger, Mr. White. I don't know how it works. If I'm flog or my bullying?

Is it somehow chemical, Mr. White? Mr. White. Again, you know what? This has been an enlightening round because I remembered why you guys have garnered my favor. Anything for favor? It got better today. Does it still smell?

It still smells like their butt. Was it clean? No, it was brown. It was dark brown. I haven't seen his butthole like that. It was crazy. It was near seven years. It was going to be for you to see,

but he wouldn't turn around. All right. Well, next round. Round six. Round of sexual pleasure. Everyone close your eyes. Okay. Hard.

Who's in my mouth? Close them hard. You're about to suck this shit. Open them up. What? You're about to suck this shit. Open them up. Open them up.

Is that an actual penis? You don't remember? You're asking if that's his actual penis? You don't remember. Sir, I see it's gotten even bigger than it was before. Dude. That's fine. Should he say that?

Yeah. You're saying it was. small before. I'm still not sure. All right. So in this round, it's glistening. Thank you.

So what you'll need to do is approach me and then with your mouth orally, pleasure it, look at me in the eyes. This can take from around five to eight minutes and then the winner will grant my favor. I do have to legally say

you don't have to do this and I will not punish you for it. You want head? I don't want a head. I mean, it's like. So just for audio. he's holding out his penis

it's his own penis direct it looks awesome and he wants Nick to suck it for eight minutes I want everyone to do it everyone has to do it you can hit me I'm good again legally I have to say you cannot be coerced into doing this and I will not punish you in anyway well boys

really oh my god I can't I can't be in the room for this dude it looks way too real What does it feel like for you? He's so round. He's so round of the face.

Oh my God. It's too real, isn't it? We can't. You can't put in. You can't put in. Censored it. Censored what? He doesn't censor it.

You censor it. You censor it. All right, well, that was amazing, bro. That was amazing that you did that, bro. Where is it from? What? Well, I guess my mom and my dad. What the fuck he's talking about?

True. Next round. Awesome Rod. It's a round of sexual pressure again? The great rod. The round of impressions. Okay. You know me?

I do. You know I love impressions? He does. I gotta do it. I want to hear a really good one. It can be someone I like, someone I don't like. Can't be me. Meal get mad.

Don't be me. But I want to hear a good ass impression. Nick, you can go first because you got to go last last time. Good impression. Good impression. Okay. This is Kelby and he's meeting... What? It's too easy. Calby?

Like, come on. This is Ben Shapiro. Okay, there we go. And he is on lemonade stand and he is meeting the guys for the first time and trying to understand Super Smash Bros. Mele as Aiden is explaining it to him for 10 minutes.

So you're saying that if Marth gets a grab, so Marth is going to grab you and you can't move in a country made for freedom. So if Marth were to grab me, for one, I'd kill him because he's enforcing gay rights onto me, which I don't want. So if Martha would have to grab me, then I would have to put him in Guantanamo Bay.

Okay, no understand. Do you understand? Oh, Guantuanamo, Shuanamo. Mart didn't grab him me. March tries to grab me? I grabbed me. All right. That was great.

That was great. Thank you. Welcome. That was a template of favor. Mm-hmm. For favor for me. Yeah. What a great template of favor.

Wow. And you can go. He doesn't always have to be in the middle. Okay. Okay. So this is, this is Bernie Sanders on the Yard podcast,

but after he's just jerked off your fake penis. The corporations are keeping us apart. I should be able to jerk you off at any time. The, The average person should be able to touch a cock without the billionaires and the millionaires

interrupting our sacred sexual experience. I do not think, I do not think, that anyone should come between me and another man who is willing to let me touch their frail peace with my old hand. No, now you have it all wrong. Oh no. Ben, I do, I am not a fame of you. Ben, you do not have the right, you do not have the right

stage for the American people. That was really good, man. You have earned my favor this round. Well, wait. Will you do the same? Yes, I will. Um, I'm not as good with impressions.

You know this. But I've been working on this one. Okay. It's Ayatollah Kameni. Circa, like, a week. go. Okay. I stay out. This is not Johnny Carson. All right. Die in the dark. Excuse me. Can I suggest something? Yes, please. Could I suggest maybe moving his nodules so that maybe they're less pleasurable for him? Dude, you're just a pussy. I don't know what to tell you.

I gotta tell you for real. He's pretty tough for tanking these way he is. He's just kind of fucking It feels crazy. It really sucks. I'm telling you, it felt right now like I had a thousand army ants crawling up and down. It's as if the ants form an anthropological fist with all their bodies and punch you. And they're just punching. They're one inch punching. But can I tell you, you do a hollow hold for 30 seconds.

You feel the same thing. Hollow hold. This is some sort of gesture. Like this. Like this? Yeah. If you want to keep doing it, I want to. breaking, but it's not right. It's not ethical. It's not ethical. All right. Great round.

Next round. Threat of memories. I'd like everyone to go around. Hold the orb. Why don't you? I want you to hold the memory orb. Up under the orb. And I want you to tell me a memory that we have shared together. Something that has happened that is pleasurable to you. And hopefully the memory earns my favor, Ludwig. Okay, yeah, I got you. We were all together, actually. So you should all remember this. No. It's got to be you and me. Don't Wait, don't pass it Sorry, could he finish?

No, I'm done He doesn't have to I'm done, I got shocked I wouldn't Fuck that Yeah, fuck that I hope he served an example of favor I was thinking about

One of the first times we met We were in the audience At Big House And I sat next to you and you told me you just looked you didn't even make eye contact with me you just looked at the screen up on the stage and said see that timer

we're gonna bet on it even or on you pick and then I was like okay I did this with you yeah yeah even around you pick and then I said yeah sure and then uh excuse me it was at Genesis it was at Genesis

and you said on the side stream on the right wall and you said put up 50 bucks and I said yeah absolutely and then we watched the rest of the game together it was one our first like spending any longer period of time together and we shook hands at the end

you won the bet and I decided I really liked you that day. Did you make this up? I don't remember this at all. I hope you ever told that story. And then he went home and you went into a spreadsheet minus 50. Was it odd or even? I liked you. Was it odd or even? I bet on even and it was odd. I like that memory. Please pass the memory orb to Nick. Thank you. I'll hit the memory arm. It's a dangerous thing to do. Don't ever passed the orb ever again. It felt like it was magnetized towards me. I felt like I couldn't have not

caught it. There was no timeline in which I didn't, I felt immediately. Anyway, the first thing that, the first thing that came to mind was a memory. It was Power 9, the melee local, and me and Anthony weren't really friends yet even. We knew each other, obviously, and I would drive him home frequently from that tournament. And we were sitting and playing, and at the time, Anthony was still better than me at melee by a considerable margin. we were playing Falco Dittos and we played about three games. We ended up

on Pokemon Stadium and he just stopped and turned to me and said, you're just so bad at Falco and it's so annoying. Why are you doing that over and over again? What? What did I get wrong? It was on Final Destination. No, it wasn't.

Yeah, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. You're wrong. I'm confidently saying you're wrong. I know it. Ow! That was a miniature. I like his resolve. It just wasn't. I'm pretty sure it was. Shock him again.

See if it changes his mind. If I may offer this up, sometimes you can misremember as we all can, but you're a little bit more frequently than others. You know what? For enduring two shocks, over a moment that I'm now doubting myself, I appreciate you.

I thought it was very forward and very funny in hindsight. I was like, I appreciate because I don't have a lot of people in my life who will be that forward with me. You didn't think I was a dick? Of course you were a dick. Of course. It's an insanely dick thing to say.

I feel like... But I can appreciate... I feel like what I said, because I remember this too, I feel like what I said was, you keep letting me hit you. That's what I... Because that was my actual criticism.

That's a different thing again. He misremembered. And I do think... This isn't the spirit. I'm not claiming to know the exact words. Yeah. But you claim to know the stage? Yes, I remember the stage.

Falli. The visual stuff's easier. Yeah. For sure. I remember final destination. Look, you remembering words, me remembering pictures. What the fuck?

That's classic. That's classic you do. It's classic goes. This is classic guys. It's classic guys. Well done everyone. Good round of memories. I didn't like it.

I'm feeling it's power. I didn't even get to mention my memory. Wait, did you not? I wanted to hear it. I said we were all together, then you shocked me. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I don't care. The round of firing Kelby.

What? What? We must fire him? And now it's time to fire Kelby. Can we bring him in? Can we go first? Because he went last, the last round? Yeah.

This round is only allocated to those who can do it. and can execute this problem. That's lame. So you get to buy. Fushigi! He gets to do Fushigi on a bottle. The round of firing Kelby. And it's like I don't

It's like I don't have the authority to do that. Yeah, you do. You could press the button and you do. No, you could do it? Will you do it? Will you do it? Will you go into that room and tell him he's fired? I won't do it.

I won't do it. I will do it. No! Will you do it? I will not fire Kelby. Oh! It's so much worse when you stand! Oh my God, it's actually so much worse when you stand up.

It makes you want to use the muscle, so it can't, it can't... I would do it if I could. Do you believe him? No. Do you believe him? Bring him in here? I believe it. I believe him.

He won't even go there to do it. I'm wired up. I can walk with it. I guess if Kelby stays employed. everyone has to get punishment. Owl for way more. What'd even do different? Oh.

I didn't do anything different. What is it? It's been worse. Power hurts so much more than the others. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, abs actually does hell with this. Don't be scared in power cycling. Yeah, it's really fucking scary. Why?

Don't be scared and power cycling. Well, what a failure of a round. Next round, the round of humor. Minimalist. Say one word or do one action? and a minimal action. No getting up. No politic. You have to make me laugh. Again, I think this is actually pretty easy round.

I'm a pretty easy lay, if you will. Let's see who goes first. Nadine. He's blocked. He's so blocked. I thought I could call upon him. It sounded like Luigi dying. He tried. Sometimes you try and fail to gain favor.

One word. We fail to gain favor sometimes. Go ahead, Nick. Is it the least amount of anything to make you laugh? That's the idea. If it's too much, I'll shock you. Oh, I thought it was literally one word. That was good.

He just shot me the craziest look. It was a well-executed look. It was the eyebrows. I should have gone. The eyebrows were crazy. I should have gone physical. Stop that. Stop that.

Whoops. Damn, Charkuri shows up. I guess the orb powered me up. All right, Ludwig. He has this crazy ability where he just makes his eyes like like go in like two different directions

and I don't know how he does it. I think it actually damages him every time. Yeah, it is like Meyer Academy. me I lose a little bit of my life span. Yeah. You have a little nosebleed come out. Yeah. You do it all the time for us.

I know. And I'm gonna die, but I love you. Wow, well done. All right. Round 11. Music,

Cops, dude, team version. Guys, what would we like to perform? All three of you. Well, how does it work? Well, it's a good question. It works kind of like what you were doing,

but you all have to agree. And whoever shines the most, without being distracting, without being too much will survive the round. The other two will suffer punishment. I can do this. We can got this.

We can got this. I think Aiden just stand up and dance and Nick follow my lead. Okay. Good? Okay. You sure about that? Keep your eyes trained on him.

Aiden, feel free to hum to add a little background noise. I don't think you know the lyrics. But this will be really important that he dances to it. I want you to keep your eyes fixed on Aiden. Okay. Follow my lead. Got you.

I want to kiss you all, Over and over and over and again I want to kiss you all over down, down, down. To the night closes it. To the night closes it. You sit down.

Sit down. I did laugh. I didn't like it. I didn't like that. Do I punish people that make me laugh even though I didn't like it? But I betrayed my value system of 35 years? Sorry, you're just being a fucking pussy about it. Is that fake?

I hate that. Why is he taking control? I don't know. Have you touched the orb? He hasn't. Maybe the orb was poisoned. I touched him the first one to touch it. Maybe you gave it a poison orb.

Oh! You would hold you this whole time. Now you're exposed. All right. That one left me confused. about myself. Weirdly enough, not the one from earlier with the thing and you jerk me off. Not confused really at all. But this one confused me. Yeah. I don't like being confused. Oops. Next round. I guess our songs do that. Round 12. It's the isolation round of friendship.

I will ask you each one question. You'll have to answer the question. Simple as. Okay. Nick, describe the plot of Inside Lewin Davis, 2013 movie? So, okay, inside Lewin Davis, a movie famously you've asked me to watch many times and I haven't gotten to yet. Get into it. How long ago did he ask you to watch it? This is a bonus question. How many years have I asked you to watch it

because it would enrich your life like all cool and awesome movies do? You told me to watch it in the year 2020. Can I ask a nick of random question? Sure. Have you seen Beast games? I have seen Beast games.

Have you seen the time? How much Beast games? I finished. Beast games? Both seasons? I finished both seasons before watching Inside Lewin Davis. The plot of Inside Lewin Davis is Inside Lewin Davis

longer than two seasons of Beasgames? Not even close. I think it's equivalent to an episode or two, yeah. I'm getting to it, like I said, I have a plan. The plot. So the plot of Inside Lew and Davis saw quite a green movie. Like lots of green. No, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. It's about

he's a musician. He's a singer with a very tragic life due to the passing of someone close to him. Oh! He's sad, though. It's a very sad movie about a guy who plays guitar and sings. It's a very blue movie.

It's blue. It's graded blue. Or green. Like, it's blue! The Japanese don't have green. They use the word awi for both blue and green. See, I want to shock you, but it doesn't do anything. Aoi des so.

He did something. He overpowered the machine. He overpowered the machine of punishment. He broke the game. I don't like this. All right. Well, hey, you did great, man. Maybe one day will watch it

unless another S-Case and Beast games comes out. Didn't drink of great, you are. Well, wait. What was the name of the Fletcher who assisted me in beating the Minecraft Ender Dragon, who's gem? I returned to the livestream after conferring with the ancestors.

He knew. Are you fucking serious? You asked him one that you said yesterday? I didn't say yesterday. Yes, you did I? You did bring up Barnabas again yesterday, but I knew Barnabas without that reminder. Barnabas means a lot to you.

Barnabus means a lot to everybody. I mean, we talked about... You can't be hurt. He gets the freebie route. I mean, geez. Like, that's just, well, he's well done. Barnabas the Fletcher. He was freed to become, well, really entrapped to find another fletching table

for the rest of his life. That's true. I forgot that when you use them and level them up, you can't change who they are anymore. Just a fletcher looking for a table. All right, well done. Aiden, without looking, what was the last YouTube video I sent you?

Oh my God. Now, this is a good one. This is perfect. Your friend sending you a funny video. Funny video. And it's like, and it's like, I remember the last tweet. Let's get this one ready. It's like your tweet that was so good.

The Federman one. They dropped Federman into Iran and then Israel activated him. That's not you too. He started attacking. Sounds like a different platform. It has everything. It has YouTube videos.

It's kind of goes. Do you really not remember? You can try. You might as well try. Will you try for me? If you pick one random YouTube video, you have a chance. Okay, it was a video about, it was a video about, uh, the historical significance at the Middle East.

Oh! They started hurting more, didn't it? Oh, it hurt more. It's, it's warm. It's warm. It's, it's, it's, I power cycled. What was the video? It was the, um, it was the, um, it was the, um,

the guy who did a whole blender thing about how the Golden Gate Bridge was built. That was the last one. It was the last one. I sent you do it to where we were in Ben's wedding. It was a good video. You liked that video,

but you didn't like it enough to remember. You know who liked Barnabas enough to remember? I remember Barnabas. I'll never forget Barnabas. Would you have remembered Barnabas? You'd be honest. I won't shock you. No.

I remembered it immediately because you just brought it out. But you didn't watch one movie in five years. Yeah, you could have watched Inside Lou and Davis. Also, I think it was 2022. I don't think it was 2020. No way. surprised that you think it was earlier.

I remember the first time he brought it up was comparing it for, it was creative for a summer sketch. You were like explaining it as a reference. Well, you're like, you should watch it. Not the first time you had guilt in like in the voice. Sure. When I was, the first time you told me to watch it. Sure, sure. Wow. I should have gave you extra points. I wish I could take a shock back. I guess I can't.

The round of Thanks a lot. Round 13, the round of improvisation. You know, I've always been an improv hater until I came around. A little yes and. A little yes and never heard anyone. I'm going to set up a situation for us all. Okay?

You are all working at a pizza shop in a secret love triangle. You're all fuming at your lovers, but cannot show this, because it's against the rules to be entangled with a co-worker. It's rush hour and you must make one million pizzas, which is probably no problem. And then a movie star walks in. It's Tony Star, and you're his biggest fans. Go.

Passing? Behind? Oh. I got one million fucking pizzas being clocked in. God, that I fucking sucks. Don't touch me. What? Don't touch me. I'm... I can't deal with this stuff.

Behind. Hey. Just focus on the work, guys. We got a million pizza suit today. Is that... Is that... Is that... What do you see? What is it?

I think that's Tony Star in the... I think Tony Star is in the long. Tony's fucking stars in my restaurant. in my restaurant. Hey everyone. Oh my god. A true store? I like a large pap.

Maybe two slices. Hey, don't fall over too hard and suck his dick again. Mr. Star. Mr. Star. I don't, could we get you anything? What's your name, little lady? I'm Aiden. Aiden, that's a beautiful name.

I kiss your hand. Tony. Tony, what can I get you? What can I get you, Tony? Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. He's vibrating of poniness. I'm talking to you. fucking each other a second ago behind the counter.

We're fucking over. We don't fuck each other. That's against the rules. At work? Yes, expressly in the pro- We're joint owners in the business. I'd love to take your order. We have the phone sharing that.

Don't take more like that. And maybe could I get a photo? You'd get a photo of me, I bet I'd take you on a date. Me? Yeah. I'm being sure where can we need? You just eat a fucking pizza and leave. Hey, meat.

How about just a pizza? You leave Audol. Don't ruin this for me. Our daughter wife alone. And me, how about you back the fuck up? I'll get my Toyota Prius and go as fast as I can. There's a million pizzas before you. You know what, sweetheart, I'm not interested.

Hey, you've been great too. I like your glasses. How can you ruin this for me? How can you only care about me when someone else shows interest? Because I want to finish. The jality. You wear it. It's so ugly on you.

Bing, bing, bing. I close the door to my Toyota Prius, and I go as fast as humanly possible. No one's in it except. me. Got an order for Calzone from Calby May. End scene. Nick, read the prompt. We're in a love triangle and we're fuming at your lovers.

Keep going. But you cannot show this because it is against the rules to be entangled with a co-worker. Did you not read that part? I'm going to get shocked to hurt that. It's like, you're being very forward. He's just like, we're in a committed love triangle. I'm, bruce. It's okay.

It's not that bad. Tinked it. It's not that bad. Oh, man. Well, guys, hey, that was pretty good. But, you know, when you have to, you have to read the test. You got to read the text. You got to read the text.

I read it for you. Well, it's because I'm in a love triangle with you. Why would I want for you to be in a love square? I don't know. He was mad about it. That was really creative. I joined in on that when I saw it. I'm sicky.

I'm mad because you don't fulfill my needs. Oh, so you're pet, you're getting back. And Tony's using Tony Star. Yeah. And Tony showed interest in me. And tonight we're going to go hard. Today we're going to go hard. The makeup.

So where's he? I'm in the chair. He's in the chair, yeah. He's in the chair going through the letters of the prompt again. Make sure that this one. I'm in the fucking chair watching. But yeah, that was, for those I don't know, that was literally actually how Tony Star died. He was so stressed out and fed up with that situation in the pizza shop.

It's so annoying to go to a pizza shop and you're the million first pizza. It's, you know, you didn't choose to be that. So Tony Star he got in his Toyota Prius and he barked that bitch around a corner like the movie ending and zooming how it's 9-11 It's like it's the beginning everything leading up to Tony star getting in the car Yeah, yeah, yeah, the famous part and the little pie the pine tree is swinging Oh well done everyone round 14 mathematics Oh yeah Look if it can be put into slay the spire I think I have a chance really like if it's like the type of math that would be in that game three times seven

What's your guys is confidence level for this one? I'm like a 10 Really? Okay. Well, what's the degree of the following polynomial expression? I'll sound this one out. This is 6x the power of 5 minus 7x the power of 2 times Y to the power of 2 over as a fraction. 2x the power of 2 minus 2x the power 3 plus 2xY. Hmm. Oh. Interesting. 69 degrees. I'll let you all answer. Too much time though and the punishment happens. I think that's about 10 degrees. Sorry, excuse me 10x. What are you trying to figure out there, Len? Len. I don't know what the fuck the degree means. You guys never did polynomials, huh? What is the degree? They're hard. Don't you have to foil?

What are you talking about? The foil method? No. The foil method? You get to foil for a polynomial. He's taking a long time. Four, three, two. A degree.

Honestly, not that crazy. It's two. Close. The answer is two. What you do is you take the top exponent, the largest exponent, which is five, minus the largest exponent in the denominator, which is three, and you get two.

That's all you do? That's all you do I see your strategy I could have got there I couldn't got there I found it I found it I found the strategy

Do you have the strategy? Oh No Tough guys Math is important Yeah it is You need to remember that During the medallion of favor

You can't just flatter Some beautiful glorious bald king You have to know General skills Or an ugly fuck I'm so sweaty He's giggling He likes the shock

He literally is doing motions To distract from the pain I'm doing bicycles It activates my ab I can just turn it up Sorry Excuse me I spoke at a turn

You did Not do that again The Round of Fury Okay So this is actually one of the images If you put in Google images Flaming Sword and then minus AI So no AI comes up

Or a little college job It comes up with this man who is holding two flaming swords. You know me. I read comments. I have this brain disease where I imagine someone saying it to my face even though that's probably not

what's going on in their mind. I want you to respond to this comment that comes from worthless chud on the YouTube channel. Genuinely think this show sucks. Who would want to listen to Jellywig, his bald friend, and their two lesbian slaves,

crying emoji. It's one lesbian slave. It's both. Oh, he's a lesbian slave as well? Obviously. I mean, yeah, come on. We put that together. All right.

So who wants to go first? You have to craft a response to this, not one that I particularly would like, but one that I particularly would like. I got that. Please. Kill yourself. And after that, I'm going to...

What are we doing? What are we doing? I wouldn't ever reply. There's no created... I would never reply. Really? Yeah. I find you cowardly for even putting this in.

To reply to a comment is to lose, I inspect elemented it. I'm chucking you again. Dude, a third time, man. Dude, I'm so high. How are you managing that? Are your notes broken? No, that really hurt. I can't tell. He's not giving me what I want. It's very powerful.

You should just leave his on for a little bit. I would have to unplug. If he went like five more seconds, I'd have to pull the plug. I turn it up to like eight, which is double what you guys have experienced. What? Yes, bro. I don't understand him. That was very powerful. I don't like it now.

I'm sorry. I feel bad now. Why is he doing this to me? All right, Aidan, go. Why are you even watching this show? This doesn't do anything for anyone. I fucking hate comments like this.

Are you replying to you're supposed to reply to the comment? It's a bad one. Oh! Please, Nick. I've got it. It's really, it's to the point, precise. Young boy better. That's so good.

It's so good because you're not giving them a bunch of bullshit. You're not feeding. They're not rage-bating you. Yeah, you did good work today. Well done. The orb has served him, and maybe the medallion may serve him too. The medallion is yours. I can't think. I can't do this anymore. Shut up! I'm weak. You want the orb?

I'm weak. I need the orb. Yeah, give him the orb. Give him the orb. I need the orb. Don't throw it. I don't like when you throw the orb. There's no timeline in which. the orb misses you. No time on. Yeah.

Break the time line. The time like shattered. I'm going to shook in. You have to catch those. I don't care. You have to catch those. Don't you get it? I feel strange, guys.

I was pissed us up. Oh my God. Dude, you turned it up. You turned it up. I am not turned it up. My ass is weaker from being shocked. It hurts more. You get, you lose.

the ability to flex your abs to take the pain. Brown's just a round of sexual pleasure? Who is this? I'm shocking you for not knowing. Ah, it's so high. Dude, it's so much higher than a more. It's not, it's the same. It's getting so much worse as we go.

There's something that changes. Your body gets weaker. Oh my god. It has the orb. It got easier for me until that one. The far of the orb is the orb protection. That's the milf hunter. Oh my god.

So, I mean, I actually planned this for all of you to deny that round. And so it would be funny if I kept saying, hey, but he did it, which is really funny. He slow stroked it. So. And what did he whispered to you? He said to me, don't, don't be afraid. You don't have to worry about what's going on right now. It was crazy.

Why did that come to your mind? Sorry, I guess you are charming. I kind of had that scene from moonlight in my head. It was so unbelievably sexual And I'm looking down at this fake penis That is glistening I told Rich by the way To get, I was like

Here's the thing as I needed I heard you say can you make the head glisten And I thought you're talking about your head And I was like he's gonna be doused in oil It was I told him I was like I need a dildo And he's like what kind And I was like flesh colored And then he got me

What is probably the most realistic dildo I've ever seen my life That is the most realistic deal It looks insanely like a penis Anyway Round 17. The round of revenge. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Do we get to shock him?

We get to shock him. Of him. Yeah, okay, so audio listeners, and actually all listeners, this, it hurts. You're just tanking it? Yeah, I'm just, I'm genuinely tanking it. Okay, I was gonna say, because it's, that last one,

I was like, I don't know how many more of those I can do. That one hurt the most. Guys, he brought me for, it was like 10 seconds at 8. That shit was critical. Well, we'll find out how long. I'll show you. I'll show you, bitch. I'm gonna give you what you gave me, just one. If favor means anything to you, you'll make the right

decision, but if it doesn't, I guess... I think favor means equality, and I believe all are equal, even women. Especially women. Especially, it was the word I was thinking of. Collision 2025. This is more... This is more... This is a more sexual episode that

the Viagra episode would ever be. That's a fucking lie. I mean, that's scene you put, I don't even think you put on the Patreon. Uncensored. It's just porn. It's genuinely just porn. What are you talking about? We just slurs you from the back. I'm saying you can't put it on the Patreon. It's just porn. Oh uncensored. Yeah, I guess on the Patreon. If it's a fake penis does it still count? I think we can get away with it. It's just you're just putting porn on the Patreon. I want that on YouTube with a Coca-Cola ad plane before it. That is absolutely porn. I want that to be the cold open of this app. I want the

cold open to be Bernie Sanders. All right. Well, I've been hitting you guys with the four, it goes up to eight. Okay. Dude, please, please leave mine. Actually, you know what? I like to go last. Oh, God, thank you. Oh, you've been plugged mine.

Audio listeners, we are going around, passing the machine to shock. Yeah, it's a tens unit. It's a tens unit, which sends electrical vibrations, and it is pretty archaic. What was that? That was number six. Whoa.

They've actually changed the tens unit. They've switched to, to a what they call a more natural vibration. And you want to hop in here? Yeah, that'd be right. You got to reach over. You turned it off. God, you're just a fucking idiot.

I'm turning it on. Oh! Oh, that just activates it. What does he think the machine does? I don't fucking kill you with my bare fucking hands. Right here. Okay. Now, for me, you brought it to an eight.

And just for everyone who can't see the device, it looks like, kind of looks like a cassette player but it goes to an eight so you brought me to the max I thought it goes to 10 um nope

eight oh then I brought you to a six because I didn't bottom out the dial so the dials right here do what you think is just bro can you feel it no you feel a tingle no

tell me you can feel a tingle not yet no tingle there it is there's a tingle it's just a light tingle right Yep. How was that? I took it off, right? It's a light tingle. You still feel it? Nope. Light tingle again? Yeah. What about now? A little more tingly though, right? It's a little more tingling. Yeah, that's what you did to me. That's what you did to me. Let this tingle simmer for a moment. I'm just going to give you one second at six.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. The joy of being a woman. Oh, I'm born again. I am born again. is a woman! Oh, Christ! That was a second. That was a second at six. You give me five. I didn't give you five seconds. Yes, you did.

Pulled about it. Archie, run the clips, simulcast, slime here, me here. And put a speed run timer at the bottom. Dude, a six sucks. Yeah,

you know what I was trying to do? You know what my plan was? Is to have like fake leads. So I just like, it was jokes on you guys. But I didn't plan that far out. So I just fucking put it on. This is what I've been doing with my friend.

That is truly the round of revenge. That's the right. round of revenge. I didn't think you guys would do it. You let us feast. You didn't think we would shock you after you shocked us for an hour? No, because you're still hooked up to it for the rest of the game. And I remember, I shocked you so low. And I did it so low for you.

I figured that the obvious play was not shocking you and, you know, but you couldn't take it. You couldn't handle, you wanted the candy of shocking me. But you would never I thought you would respect. You would never give favor to someone who wouldn't shock you. The beta play is to say, oh, I didn't shock you. Don't you love me?

You know what's funny is I don't even know what I'd like. Oh, oh good. That is fun. That's great. It's fun because you get to discover what you're like. The Round of revenge. Round 18, guys, we're almost ending the games of favor. Is this not exciting?

It's exciting. I'm very excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Guys, good to be here. The medallion could be yours. Don't say my line. They just said it.

No, you said it. Nothing there. Yeah, you haven't done it yet. Sit down. I've been sitting. Round 18. Metal Gear or Dark Souls. Ooh.

I'm going to have a situation and describe a situation and you know me I like to funnel things into this particular dichotomy because I'm a millennial at this point Right At this one you've always been a millennial And you've always been an asshole

Yeah so Problem Problem And so on the count of three After I prompt you guys I want you to just say Metal Gear or Dark Souls And I'll explain

Why you're wrong And or right With an explanation at the end Here we go Question A man approaches a drive-thru window. He requests an item with the works, knowing it doesn't exist. He expects to be understood.

I mean, this is clearly Metal Gear. Well, he's going to count us down, no? Wait, you just didn't listen to the rules. You weren't prompted. Oh! Well, you already got shocked, so it doesn't matter. Anyway, guys. So just you kind of explain poorly, but you're going to explain a thing that happened,

and then your brain categorizes it into this is Metal Gear, this is Dark Souls. It's less of my brain and more objective reality. Sure, sure, but it's not something from Metal Gear Dark Souls, obviously. No, no, it is an application of these two IPs. What if it's Final Fantasy? Are you done? Sweetheart? Sweet little bear, are you done?

It sucks. I know it sucks. I got shocked probably as much as you guys at this point. No. Yeah, I was just doing it a lot to myself. Oh, this is. Were you always doing it on the pubis? Yeah.

I tried other places, too. It was crazy. I did it on Dan. Dan was like, shit, do it. And Dan's got a little bit of a tummy. And I was like, I turned it really up really high. He's like, I think there's just too much tummy here, bro. Because he was nothing was happening.

That's the beast. And I was like, you're a beast. Anyway, guys, everybody. Three, two, one. Dark souls. Actually, Metal Gear. One! I got it right!

Unfortunately, you didn't read the fucking rules that I told you with my words, the verbal rules. All of deploying postmodern lens, words, and the leaders that wield them are ever shifting placeholders for our base feelings and intimidations, showing a limit and a faulty in their utility. The works could easily be uttered as a Mujahideen prayer.

Are the Mujahideen in Metal Gear? Yeah, kind of. Anyway. I still think it's Dark Souls. I still think you're wrong. Oh! Am I crazy, Nick? I felt the same as you.

I didn't do one. I'm going to do a real word. What is this strat? What is this strat? You like bouncing? on it. Yeah. Well, that was, that was fun. There's two more of these. Okay. Question. A man's possessions accumulate in a house, a storage unit, and then a warehouse. The possessions are meaningless, fleeting abstractions meant only for public moments or base impulses. They coalesce in a gray

space. I feel like the obvious answer. I have to power cycle my unit for Nick. Okay. I'll go on power cycle yours too. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just the power cycle from heart. It's not going to hurt none. Guys, are we ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Three, two, one. Dark Souls. Those are some Metal Gear. I thought it might be. What? The man's possessions are the embodiment of a process

by which our consumer system creates, sustains, and ultimately discards visions of a better world. Ultimately, realizing the war economy, where soldiers, ideas, weapons, are accelerationists, single-use items, but rift of any true human meaning. Right. That's three shocks for Griffin-Dore. I think you feel like it's...

Oh! I want to break free! I want to break free! I like to tank that. It's really becoming unpleasant. Well, there's one more. The games of favor are almost complete. Question.

Through circumstance, a man finds himself a king, and beneath him are nervous, pained subjects that he once called friends. He has him endure trials that result in great pain. For a reason himself, he is not sure. of. He clings to an asymmetrical value system that has brought him untold personal ruin. Are we ready? Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. Three, two, one. Metal Gear Solid. I hear of Metal Gear as well. It's Vulgan from Metal Gear Solid 3. I'm the Aiden fan. The Aiden fan. Aiden gets the max amount of shocks possible during this round. Adieu.

Oh, I turned it off. No, I'm just kidding. Oh! After a while, you start to realize it's all Metal Gear. Because I really wanted to say Dark Souls The true thing is that there's a case for all of these But I thought it'd be funny to have them all metal gear My hands are like sweatier than when we did the mushrooms I'm talking Anyway that was a great round

The medallion escapes you The medallion evades your possessions The medallion eludes your grasp Are you guys having fun at the games of favor? I liked Nick Ball better I think No way Yeah really I think yeah

Well how about this one one. A round of physical comedy. Oh, that's fun. Okay, maybe I like this now. All right. You guys just individually perform one act of physical nonverbal comedy. Ludwig, I already kind of did this, so he already burned the asshole method. Yeah, I did. Who knows it could work twice.

Uh-huh. And let's get started. Aiden, I'm going to give you a break and go last. Uh, how about Ludwig? Let's kick this off again. Ludwig is walking over to the set. He's kind of meandering around. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Dude, oh It's so smooth. Oh, my God. I've never seen your balls in so long, bro. Oh my God. How is it never not funny? How is it never not funny? Let me tell you, boys, it feels nice to unplug.

You feel like a wild ground and a lot. You feel like a free folk. All right. Well, Aiden, it sounds like you're ready. Oh. He has to prepare something. All right, Nick, will you? Well, is not part of you? I was gonna make him go last in general because he got shocked so much. I thought this is part of it. Is he not gonna come in doing his thing? I think he might come in doing his thing. Okay, oh my god Oh my god, he has such a hairy-ass bush bro. No, dude, no one's gonna be able to use that slide anymore. Oh my god. He's going down the slide. He's butt-ass!

Which we have... Every, oh my God. We have every guest going on the side. He went down butt-ass naked. I was just sitting at the end with it. And it's just out. Oh, bro. It's like one of those, you know, those smaller Coke cans that millennials buy?

Yeah, yeah, the eight-ounce ones. Yeah, he's got one of those attached to his fucking hit. Wow. Give me your electrodes. I just want to plug him back in. Nothing's going to happen, maybe. Nothing, maybe nothing will happen. Just give me it.

Didn't I do good, Sa. Didn't I just some Maxwell for you, Sire? Honestly, those guys kind of cashed in some male nudity, which obviously is hilarious to me. But you're up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, your thingy. Yeah, you might want to unplug. Unplug it and throw it to me. It feels nice to unplug.

Okay. Nick is a man in ancient Rome seeing his son die. You call action? Sure. And action. I'm back. I'm back with food. Barnabas

Barnabus He's saying Barnabus Barnabus His son is Barnabas His son is Barnabas Your blood His butt His butt is out

His butt I've never I've never seen his eyes It was a late reveal It was a very late reveal behind his token he is not wearing underwear. Oh my God, bro.

So when he turned to grieve Barnabas and bows out. That was beautiful. Wow, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. Well done. And you know what? Nick, I'm not even going to fuck with you.

I was going to shock the shit out of you because it was nonverbal. But you broke the rules and you got away with it. That's kind of life, isn't it? Are you going to plug back in? I'm going to plug it back in. You're going to plug it back in, right?

You're safe. That's the subtitle that one, aren't you? That was great. Zipper laughed and I was like, wow, he loves a performance. He loves a performance and then I saw the butt. I was like, oh. I think Zipper had that angle the whole time. He must have seen a really tight shot.

Zipper, Rich, and Archie probably deserve. Poor fucking Archie this episode. They deserve a standing ovation for the amount of male nudity they've been suggested to. Honestly, the sort of this flaming carcasses along the way, there's Yan. He saw my whole waxing. I might need to look up the UK workplace. We might have to have presolid at this one. A British David Schwimmer.

He was like, I grab him a summit. Come here, darling. Come here, stay after work with me. All right, well done, guys. Round 20. Are we sure we... The round of sexual pleasure, can be shocked if we don't do it? Is I not enough for you?

Is it ever really enough? And we're sure we don't want to just... It's five to eight minutes? Five to eight minutes. I'll pass. You pass on that? I'll pass. I'm going to pass.

pass on five to eight minutes of head. I can't shock you. I can't shake head on a fake penis but you're looking at me in the eyes and you're going, it's slapping it on it and making it bubble. I'd rather not slap and make a bubble. That's totally fine. I can't make you do that. I appreciate you giving us the option. Yeah. So just making sure. But it is a no. How about we all say you know at the same time? One, two, three. No. Okay. Just making sure. All right. Next round. Duet. The musical aptitude round. Final, final musical opportunity round. You have to choose a duet member. They cannot refuse. And, uh, you all have to do this. So there will be three songs of doubles. And you can reuse the same partner. It's no problem.

Uh, I cannot be chosen. I will not sing. And please, whoever jumps at the opportunity. What you want to do? Think about it. What you want? We have to do. You're looking right in your own. You want. You want me. Yeah, yeah, but we, again, you have to, you're going to pick me. You can make me. I'm going to pick you. And you're going to pick me. Do you understand? Yeah, yeah. But do you have an idea or do you want me to go for my idea? Let's go for your idea and then I'll do my idea and he'll be if we abstain. I won't have said I already said that you and listen to the rules you cannot you can't refuse I heard you but what if we did. You understand? The game would have no rules. Yeah, no rules. The medallion is that's true. The medallion is yours. These are the rules bitch. Those are rules so we're not gonna abstain when it comes around to him. We're just gonna do it the way it was intended.

Isn't that a good system? It's fear. I fall right in line. Fall in line because the fear I need Aiden. Amazing betrayal. Amazing betrayal. Aiden, you've been summoned. Hi. Hey,

I, pa, pa. Okay. Okay, I'll get us in. Yeah, yeah. And then you'll know what to go. Okay, okay. Ba, Bah, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Aiden is cringe. Abe, Abe is cringe. Your turn is cringe. You're sorry, it's cringe. Yeah, you're going to win. It's crutch. I love this.

A glorious show. Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. Well, then, Ludwig. Thank you. Yeah. And blessings be to Barnabas. I appreciate that.

He'll never have a different job. Nope. We'll search for work forever. I'd like Ludwig. You want to just say it? I'm just going to start. You follow my lead. Okay.

I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid, Explor rings of there Tell me princess Now when did you last Let your heart decide And your Jasmine

I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over sideways and under On a magic carpet ride A whole new world So I didn't like how he stole the show. I didn't know the word. Also, I thought I knew the ball. Just be clear, all of that is still Aladdin. Oh my God, none of it's Jasmine. Jasmine comes in like,

Jasmine comes in so late. I didn't even know that. Jasmine comes in so late. That's an ASU improv kid. Because, because listen, he's taking you around the magic code. It's like over under on the magic cover red. That's Aladdin. She doesn't sing for a while. Well, it was like a gender-bended Aladdin. We're doing like a progressive folk version. Yeah. Where Jasmine is actually driving the carpet. You got shocked to right. Girls like driving to. got shocked, bro. It's okay. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate the attempt, but you just really didn't

come, Craig. You know what he did for afternoon, July? He actually looked at the lyric. I saw him do it on his phone. That's not true. None of this is true. Well, then what were you looking at? Huh? I was trying to pull up his song to do it before him, but I didn't know the lyrics. That's really funny. The Baroque scars, karaoke

and he went, never mind. I watched. All this happen, but I wasn't 100% sure what he was doing. Wow, I thought you were looking at it. No, I just know afternoon delay. All right, Aiden. Who's your, who is more likely to know the lyrics. Also, he already got shocked. He will get shocked again, but...

Is it hip hop? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Gonna be tough for me. Is it cerebral? You can say the song. Oh, I'm allowed to... I mean, I don't care.

It is my way. Oh, yeah, I got you. Yes, there were times. I'm sure you knew when I bit off more than I could show. Through it all when there was dope.

I picked a It up and sped it up. You're stealing the show. Let the record show. I took the blows and did it my. He's trying to give him the show. He's trying to give him the spotlight.

I can't tell if this pathetic or not, you did hit the note. You hit the note and there was bravado in there. I like to bravado. However, if you died today and he carried on this on Broadway, I don't think anyone would be upset. I'm shocking. You don't mean that. You don't mean that.

Do you understand? Hey. I want it to be over so bad. I want it to be over so bad. Shock me too out of solidarity for my brothers. Do you wish this? Yes. Do you wish this?

For both my brothers. Nick and Aided. Sir, don't shock him. He's just ironclad. I can't. It's so, to put this on anything like a six and then keep it going,

it's too much. Wow, that was great, guys. Well, some of it was. I lost my clicker. That's right here, it's right here. Ah, classic. He doesn't get shocked for that? This is so weird.

The two on one, classic. Okay, a world where it sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, you win the games in favor. I'm not gonna fuck with you. Yeah, lick it. Oh, magic stuck on. Everything. Now there's a cockpaint on the door.

There is. There's literally a cock print. Dude. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It fucking swayed.

Guys, this was it. These were the games of favor. The medallion is yours. So I told you that the points really didn't matter. But I did have the loyal and faithful warden of the court. Zipper, I had them actually tally up all the points. And these points

do not, they may not actually indicate who wins the game of favor and the medallion of favor, of my favor, but they will be used as information for my decision. Zipper, if you could please show the tally. Aiden with seven points, Ludwig, with eight points.

And Nick? Nine points. I win! Well, you didn't listen. He said it was just information. It was just information for my The points. I win the point battle. Oh, is that important thing? But not the medallion. The medallion is yours.

How the fuck did I get shocked when I said it? Context. I would love to see, Archie, can you also show a amount of shocks? Oh, sure. I just want to see who got shocked. Amount of punishments. Can you show smiles per hour? Please show also just smiles per hour.

Archie will have some time to edit this one, so he can definitely count smiles per hour. Well. This miles per hour in the bottom. It's like a needle. Now, Nick, classically, is the one who tries very hard at games, makes us feel bad at games. Right. It's a rule set sometimes. Ferociously, you could argue the same of Ludwig.

Nick won. He won the amount of points. Right. I think the pleasure that he gets from that. Me and you. The pleasure that he has gotten from that is an immediate discreet. qualification. Yeah. From the games of favor.

I saw it coming. I saw it coming and you know what? That's okay. Because I stayed true to myself and when the points matter to me, they matter to me. And I got them. And I can be my own champion. I can find my own medallion on this planet. What is this, Hercules? I guess in a way what Nick is saying is that the medallion is yours. It's yours. So it comes down to Aiden and Ludwig. now

oh guy sorry I'm not even thinking about how much of if he was in ancient Rome sorry it's not funny for some people I think that

something interesting about Ludwig is that he he really did charm his way out of a lot of situations he in a way

is the best performer of the games of favor and maybe this podcast which is saying something this podcast means a lot to me but it doesn't mean a lot to him

kind of ironic isn't it kind of a lesson he teaches us now aiden on the other hand kind of trailed behind had some good moments some bright moments but stroke you dry he broke a three tiered joke that I've embedded

into the show by actually coming up behind me whispering into my ear with his lips touching my actual ear and jerking off a dildo that I was holding near my own penis told you not to be scared too from behind and he told me not to be scared It's okay. It's fine.

Don't be scared. I'm just gonna jerk your penis. Don't be scared of this. He's going for points. He's going for points. He's doing it funnier than you did it. Before this gets out of hand, Aden, please rise. I'm just kidding. I unplugged. You can rise again. You actually win. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow, he's been crowned with a medallion. You know what? The medallion is your. I don't need this. I don't need this. I'm out. The ballion is yours.

I'm out. Why'd you take the dildo on your way? How was that? Huh? Was it fun? Dude. I should have won. I cried. Uh, yeah.

You just didn't want to give it to me. You hate giving it to me. I think here, you know what the real truth is? Yeah. I think the fans might have liked Aiden to have it more. Yeah, that's fair. And that shows that you do... Fuck! I'm sorry, don't cry. Don't cry. Please don't cry. You do your show? Like, look at this shit, man. Oh, it's coming off.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. But the medallion is yours. When we do Ludwig ball, Ludwig chooses the winner. The fans don't choose it. I don't even think of them. Oh, look at them. Well, I mean, it's all connected, right? No, it's not.

I mean, honestly, if without him breaking that joke, I don't think he wins the games of favor. So you're saying he won because he stroked you dry? Yeah. I played a win. He did something Ludwig that you didn't. In order for us to understand the plight of women, we must have stroked him dry.

Yes. To win the medallion. That is the point. Whoever gave me the best sexual favor was the winner of slime ball. Understands the pain of a woman. I didn't like it by the way. Yeah, you seem like you hated it.

That's why I didn't like it. I told you not to worry. You're not flushing. He has this awesome. It was like your first hand. He has this awesome big medallion around his neck because he hated getting fucking stroked. Do you think now that we've done this for women

are percentage of? start going back up. I think it's down. For those, those women should have stopped watching us after that. It's gone down.

What are you talking about? That's Fujoshi. It used to be, you don't even know what that is. Yeah. Some of us are tapped the fuck in. And you can't shock me for it now either. I guess I can't.

The thing is, bro, chalking you was not pleasurable to me. A piece of shit liar. You made it not pleasurable because you didn't react. You just tanked it. Yeah, but then you turn it up like maximum.

I didn't think it was working. 45 seconds. It was not 45 seconds. It was maybe 35. It was, you said it was five. Do you want to hit me for five on six? You can't handle it. I wouldn't do it too.

I mean, don't you all feel like closer together after this? Oh! What? It's giving me great ideas for Ludwig Ball, though. Ludwig Ball. Ludwig Ball. Are you still, are you naked? You're going to take the time and you're going to design a game for us to play on the yard?

Yeah. He's mad. I think I created a monster. Did he torture? you too much. Did he torture you too much? Enough for respite. I love that we all spent this time together. Well, guys, thank you for what, I'm talking. Thank you for watching the Games of Favor. The Medallion is yours. Is yours. And I appreciate all of my friends that participated in the Games of Favor. Aiden is crowned my favorite. You are my favorite. It's official.

And the next time we see the Medallion or us, we will be Chinese. Yeah, well, at this moment in time, as you watch this or listen to this, we will be Chinese. And we are in the reverse timeline where the orb was not caught. So take this as a warning. Yes. If you're watching the episode where the orb was captured,

you know you're okay. And everything is fine. Yeah. This is the wrong one. And I both, in that timeline, both won the game and got arrested. It was crazy. We heard about it later on through the time waves.

Anyway, guys, thank you for listening and watching. We'll go to the primo now, will be filmed at even a different date. And he will be disappeared and Chinese. He will be Chinese. Meil. Bukui.

Meo. Dway. Dway. Thank you. Oh my God. I forgot to disrobe everybody. What?