The Yard - Ep. 248 - We Met NakeyJakey

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

This week, the boys are joined by NakeyJakey! They talk about his early videos, his melee experience, and how he started a genre on YouTube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is guys I think we should let Aiden do this I was gonna say What? It's Aiden's big day Cause it's my big day We fucked up without not doing the exercise ball Right? No

Is that like his like do your little dance Like maybe maybe if we did that We're like it's I'm doing too much That's a deal of you're like I just have to get it out now That's all the comments are gonna be There was a there was a there was a moment where we said What's everyone's dream guest on the yard And Aiden said naked jakey

Yeah Yeah it was him and then Right in second place is Stephen Miller. Well, hold on. Let's not gas our guests up too much. And so Stephen Miller, come on. I did say Xi Jinping. And then I had to go down the list.

And I said, make you, Jake. And I would love if he came down the slide right now. Well, I mean, we would love it. But what really, what kind of universe do we live in where that's going to happen? It's not like he's going to come down the slide. Right now. It's me dang cool.

Oh my god, Dane. He loves when he talks about women crazy style. Dane, dude, tell you. I was at the BK Lounge. The BK. Lounge. He's so physical with the hips. Was it Dane Cook who was doing the, he was just streaming, Call the Dude.

He streams war zone. He has a movie theater in his home where he plays on the big movie theater screen. Yeah. And when he gets flash banged, the whole room turns white. That's kind of fun. It's really cool.

Yeah, he has a 16-year-old girlfriend. She's in her 20s. Sorry. Excited to drink. At one point, she was 16. We can say that. That's true, yeah. Welcome to the yard, Nakey, jakey.

Thank you for having me. So you're some sort of media guy. You do some sort of television show? I'm the guy who for so long has been getting comments. I don't stream that much, but anytime I do, it's like, are you going to be on the yard? Are you going to be on the yard? I'll check Twitter notifications. Really?

Since we've, like, started chatting, I've, I've kept quiet because I didn't want to like spoil anything because I wanted it to be. But it's a thing that I feel, I feel good now that I can just be like, yes. I may have sick the dogs on you. And I'm sorry for that. It's not a bad thing. It wasn't to the level of like, oh my God, stop. It was more so me just like being bad at keeping secrets.

No, no, no. Okay, I can tell you. You're too much of a nice guy because you're already saying something around here is my fault. Let's tell exactly what happened in how the communication is supposed to work where Ludwig wig is the guy who reaches out and he says, hey, do you want to come on the yard? Because he's, you know, he's got the big account. It's kind of how it works, right? And to make me do all the work just because the number's big from COVID and it hasn't gone up in so long. It's from COVID. You feel like, I need some lower dump, honestly, because I'm like, I'm like kind of familiar.

I'm not going to like. Yeah, yesterday we were talking and he was like, so like, I was talking about smash. He's like, yeah, so like, how do you guys know each other? Is it because of smash or something? It's weird because I think I know more about you guys and like you specifically from Smash than like streaming because I don't watch a lot of streaming until recently because I'm streaming. Yeah. It's like, dude, I know you're like the guy. Not to be. Yeah. I know you're huge, but it's like talking yesterday and realizing that you were remembering slime from slime on the scene at Maylay tournament.

There was a set in your time loop. So much has changed. Yeah. He's bald. He's bald. Well, let's back up. Hold on. So, the Ludwig reached out to you and said, do you want to come on in the yard? He said, shoddy, do it fart. And I said, yeah, exuberantly.

How high. And then I believe how it goes is that you replied and said, yes, I would love that. And then Ludwig left you on red for eight months. Oh, yeah. Because I also, I think, because I, I, I, loki, I kind of forgot. And then when I, when I remembered, I was like, oh, he probably just thought that I still lived in L.A. Because I think one of the last things I said is like, no, I live in New York. Yeah. And then I think after that it was like, uh, right? I don't, I don't remember exactly. I think it was a Twitter DM, right?

Mm-hmm. So I just, I stopped checking it because they changed it so that sometimes it's the password one and sometimes it's not the password one. Not to mention that that. I don't know my own password. Yes. Yeah. So I just stopped checking.

And then, and then I checked. And I was like, oh, yeah, that was four months ago. But he's still alive. I'm still here. Well, what happened was that... I'm not offended in this light. It was your team or yourself because reach out through Kelby

who is the sort of pedophile architect of the whole company. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? Pedophile architect is crazy. On our team, on our team, we have a pedophile architect. I don't know if you'd have one of those

when you're seeing. He literally does this. And the marionette's dance. It's like a lot. of pee fucked up. Yeah, that's the way he does. I need to clarify. He's not an architect.

I really don't want that on the way. Kelby messages us and he's like, hey, do you guys that talk? Hey, do you guys want naked, dinky on the yard? It talks like that.

It's hard to listen to. You've worked. It's a frequency only pedophiles can hear. And when people say, what do you say? We know we lay out themselves. And so, so yeah, he said this

and, he said this. And I'm going to take a dick on the yard, he reached out to me. And we're like, Jesus Christ, it's hard to listen to you every time you speak. But yes, and we found out that you guys had this communication that we didn't know about,

which broke Aiden's heart. Because he's the biggest fan of naked Jacob you could be. Shout out, Aidan. I confessed my fandom yesterday, okay? I said, I said what I need to say. He's been very chill and very kind about it. He did get a little weird when it was just one on one and he like pushed me up against the wall.

I mean, Joe Ball downstairs. Get on it. Get on it. I told you not to tell you about that. He said your little pussy belongs to it. Dude, Aidan at 150 soaking wet lifting you off the ground. He's like, just the carpet match the yoga ball.

Dude. I was, I was being mean to Aiden too, because when you first said yes, because I had also asked you to do the CS event, he was so fun. I got so many good things to say about that anyways. And we'll get to and we'll get to that. We'll get to that. There's nothing to get to. There's some stuff

to get to. Except. But anyway, he keeps, he's like, he's like, hey, give me a little group shout, naked, jakey. And like, it was like, it was like, like one I won. Dude, drop me in. It was oozing on his voice, so I go, yeah. I did nothing about your cool.

I need nothing about it. You're sick. I forget about it for a couple weeks. You? I forget about it as a man. A couple weeks ago by us, he goes, dude. fucking group chat with naked jaggy

be awkward you are you are a villain you're a villain you know what I could really go for right now do you hungry I'm so tired

bro I get you to sleep groucher naked naked jagging he keeps trying to qualify he goes as a TO it'd be really crouche

to get all the info disseminated it's not that's exactly what it was for that's exactly what it was for I asked for that

with Ron and Troud which you also didn't do. Damn. One rotation. Ron, Trowd, Naky, Jackie, Hey, Dan.

Oh my God, that would just be, it'd be four different languages. That's like the fucking talk to you have. You have when you get your wisdom teeth out of it. Dude, why was Braun? Can I take a detour?

Tonight, or last night, it was after the event, which we just had, which was, I'll say this, we'll talk about it. I'm so glad I'm not the guy who did something wrong for once. I just get to sit. Who do you think? Yeah, wait, who did something wrong? Oh, you know what? Are they on the show here?

Baby is on the show. Maybe they were on a designer jacket. Oh, I don't even have a jacket on. Not even. I fell asleep last night and I had this dream. It was me. We were in the yard. We're going to do the yard in the UK, right? Me and Nathan split off to stay at a friend's house. This friend's house wasn't a house. It was a train. This guy was obsessed with porn. Me and Aiden were very uncomfortable, okay? Then what happens?

Aiden gets drunk. We're about to fall asleep. He gets real drunk. Start pestering me. Pestering me. He says, just hit me, bro. I have a dream where I beat the shit out of Aden. I don't even...

This was last night? Yeah, this was last night. I don't even, like... I'm not even upset at Aden in the way that some people on the show might be right now, today, right now. But I beat the shit out of him, and I felt terrible. I'm like, damn, the yard's ending.

I beat the shit out of Aiden. He's, like, knocked out of Aiden. He's, like, knocked out cold. I thought he was dead. And then I went to go pee in my dream. I literally pissed a little bit in my bed. So the first time in my life is really happy. They wake you up.

Yes. And I was like, because I was in my dream, I'm just watching myself, my pee coming on a wiener and it's just peeing. Was it big in your dream? No. And I wake up and there's literal pee in my,

and you know what's funny is I slept in my jeans that I'm wearing right now. Dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, dude. This is a crazy self-reported. I'm like, I love it.

There's an honesty circle that we're in. James wash them so. And that's why you're fucking pathetic. That's what you're pathetic. So when you hear this story? Mickey Jee, when you hear this story, it was one of,

do you maybe have an inkling of the idea of like, maybe I'm trying to make it out of this place? Maybe I need new friends in New York City. Yeah, I mean, I mean, maybe, but also I think maybe you're just a sick little fuck and you like it.

Yeah. You probably had plenty. You probably had plenty of chances to leave, Right, right, right. And that's weird. So we're victim blaming on the yard now. Yeah. Who's the victim?

I'm gonna gin. I'm gonna gin at the camera right. From the office. You pissed your jeans? A little bit. You slept in jeans? I was not where the, I thought the detour was going, but I appreciate your honesty. Yeah.

Were you on the floor? No, I was in my bed. I pissed my bed a little bit. Were you drinking last night? No, I don't drink. And so it was just, I was really tired. I fell asleep in jeans at like 9 p.m. woke up with a little bit of piss,

a nickel-sized dot of piss. Were you in bed alone? With your girl? No, my girlfriend was not in bed that would have been embarrassing, but she would have laughed. I got a nickel-sized amount of piss of my jeans right now.

What does that make you feel? I think she would have just gotten scared. If I woke, if I got out of bed, woke her up, she would have been like, shake her away. Get up and get it. I'm like, I pissed. And she'd be like, oh, my God,

there's something wrong. She probably think I was dying. Guanting, I got pee in my pants and I'm not changing it. Guanting, look at a nickel down there. Tuddy Carl's. Tuddy Carl's is, asses like a pet name. Hank's ass. I think if you pissed the bed with your girlfriend in the bed,

it should become an open relationship. Or it should transition. It's like some sort of Thanos snap. Something changes. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's what happened last night. And thank you for being, thank you for field.

that for me. Thank you. What was the last time you pissed or shit yourself or pissed or shit somewhere you weren't supposed to be teasing you shit? Fortunately it's been a long time

but a memory that sticks out is that I think when I was in like fourth grade my cousin made me laugh so hard that I was like running to the bathroom and shit my pants. You shit. Wait, you shit yourself. It's a little piss.

Yeah, no. It was like I thought I'd if I recall I couldn't tell what was happening. you're like, ah, ha, ha, ha. And then, like, you don't forget how it feels to have, like, a turd in your own. No, no, no. I haven't had that in a long time, but you don't forget that.

Like, then it's like, there's something else in here. It's like having your balls in the back. It's a concealed carry. It's like having your penis in your balls, but in the back. It's like, why is that love back there? This happens to me every time I watch burnt peanut. So it's not very crazy, yeah. That motherfuckeruckers, it's funny.

That's so hard I burn my peanut. You love burnt peanut. He loves Dane Co. I think they're the same thing. They're the same, like, you know. Dane Cook has a V-tuber. That's... Is Dane Cook a better set if he's a peanut the whole time?

High key, yes. No. You can't make a set better. You're like a gross. Vicious circle? You can't touch. Jeff Donald, but peanut is burnt peanut with the puppet.

Ahmed on his other hand? Yeah, Ahmed and peanut. I got Ahmed the burnt peanut. And he goes, Silence, goobers. Oh, God. But shitting yourself is not even,

it's third on the list of what you do when you laugh. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what happened, but I was laughing really hard. Yeah. You laugh so hard you threw up. I've never heard of that.

You've never heard of me. That's never happened. No, this is real. That's real. I mean, I guess that makes sense. You're doing something with your diaphragm.

Yeah, you can get like hiccups and shit. Ah! Ah! I don't know, bro. I don't think I've ever seen this happen. No, I can't see it. I wouldn't do that. Survey says no.

I personally wouldn't do that, no. Yeah, we all met, bro, playing melee, bro. That's all there is to it. And you're a Falcon, man. Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah, I was never super good, but... Which game did you play?

Was it the GameCube one? Yeah, it was the GameCube one. Fucking go, dude. Falcon, and then a little bit of melee. Because when I lived in Rapid City, South Dakota, first doing YouTube, I lived with some friends. They were really into melee.

We went to, like, some local. and stuff. I could beat like a couple people, but I was never really doing good. And then my finger just started to hurt. Be a wave dash? Yeah, of course. Oh, you play. Oh, you play. I haven't in a minute, but it's like if you go back on when I randomly stream during this time in like 2017, 2018, there's one clip with horrible audio where I hit like one Falcon combo on my buddy. And I was like, where I like tech into the wall and wall jump in like like, like Raptor boost him. It's like, like, it's like, my goodness. It's a little something, but it's like, it's nothing.

But I was into it enough that I made a couple combo videos that at the time actually, like, I remember like Scar and other people were like replying to it and being like, because it was like Falcon the movie and then like Marth the movie. Because really I got to pull it up now. I just, wait, okay. I just like anything. I knew this. I know they like, I'm still pretty proud of them to this day. I made some shit that I like, I kind of cringe at. But that I was like, man, I have, I kind of did something here.

They have good music too. They got like DJ Shadow one of them. It's good. Dude, I never made a combo video. It's a lot of work, but it's a passion project. Hey, but you made that one, you made a couple of song parodies. I did, bro. And they go along with.

Those are comic videos. That counts for me. In a way, that's kind of, you know. Is this it? Yeah. Wow. Is this you playing? This was back.

Oh, that's, that's, that's, that's, no, it was just me trying to find my favorite Falcon clips. Oh, it's other, yeah. We can't hear the music right now, but I basically try to do where every single hit is to the beat. I see. Yeah. That, I remember that. I was like, damn, you were really good.

Like, I just wanted to make something that really flowed. Yeah, but these have like hundreds of thousands of views, which for, like, for my channel at the time when I was just kind of making random stuff, these did some of the like best views. I remember I finished editing this video in Sioux Falls because we were there for a buddy's wedding. And at the time, I had like an AIS Ultra book that is like not that powerful. And I like stayed up all night editing it and like just because I don't know, I wanted to. and I put it up and I was like oh man this is whatever and then later that day it was like yeah

scar and other people retweeted it and I was like what the fuck oh yeah this clip was sick with the music like the room of like you know developers building that laptop it has like eight gigabytes of RAM it was not good and like no dedicated graphics like what should we call it oh probably the ultra book probably the greatest fucking thing every maybe the mega brain some light oh wow you said you so there's things that you were embarrassed about making What's like what shit do you cringe at now? I mean, it, it kind of depends on the day. I feel like early music stuff, especially the, uh, the like rap reviews I made because

I, I've always been a musician. Wow. And I, I think I'm trying to like heal in that that this is, you know, on some therapy shit that in one hand I can look at it and be like, wow, that's so fucking cringy, that's stupid. Then I also think about me at that age and the fact that I did it and that that turns into other stuff. It's like, well, you don't really get to one spot without doing it.

that. Yeah. So I think about that from a place of like compassion of almost like like if you were the younger me. I wouldn't be here being like, what the fuck did you make that cringy dumb shit? I love all my old shit and it is horribly cringe. I've kind of learned to love it. I feel like the music stuff especially because I care so much about it. Even like the album I made by now, I'm like, man, I fucking hate this. But like, I don't know. You're just trying. Yeah, I got bullied out of doing YouTube when I was super young by all my friends in high school because I showed it to him and I was doing like call of duty commentary and they're like yeah this fucking sucks

and they're right it did but like well and then we tried to bully him out of doing YouTube when we met Ludwig because he would make videos like for smash and stuff and we would watch them and make fun of him for making them and there's a strong we here it didn't work no dude

Ben Tolson he was a front line soldier Ben Tolson's a nice guy behind closed doors yeah but he was still making sure sits me down he goes keep it up man really he said And then when he was with me, he was just like, we had the phalanx of making fun of you. If I turn around even like 90 degrees, he's like, pussy. Like this shit sucks. Ben's fake?

I don't know what to tell you. It sounds like a great friend. So anyway, we tried to do that, but he persisted and, uh, you know, much to the chagrin. I think that you probably want that over like a bunch of yes men that are going to be like, dude, your video was great. Like I had a lot of friends that wouldn't even watch my videos. So if they message me like, you know, Jacob, look, I really love this video. I'm like, oh, okay, I did.

something here because they usually don't give a shit about it. But that's kind of, it's kind of a nice sounding board, I guess. I don't know. You know who I still, I message every like four months is Cosmic. Cosmic makes, he's a Super Mario Bros. One runner, Speed Runner, and he makes videos about Super Mario's Run run. And they pop off because they're, they're well done and they're just like speederun content. And I'll message him every like every four months, be like, new video was so good, bro. Dude, you got to. I try to do that for my friends too, because it's like, I know what those texts. They're so amazing. Like, who did it to me? I think like, Like small in or someone he messaged me.

He's like, love your last video. I was like, too, what? Because it's like you're, it's not that it doesn't mean a lot to read like a nice comment, but it's like a co-worker. It's like a peer. Yeah. It's like, okay, you know what it's like being in the fucking editing, creative trenches, whatever.

And so when they see it, they're like, yeah. It holds a lot of weight. The craziest one is rubber Ross. He's like, dude, just finished it to tip. I got a bit delay, but it was awesome. It reminded me of when I was in China training with my seafood. You went to the same temple I trained out. I was like, dude.

This is real? I was like, bro, you had a seafood. I just wanted to talk about his seafood. It reminds me it came to master at martial arts. How much time do you have? Here's a video of me doing it, by the way. Martial art I've mastered. Wrong video.

What do you think, though? Are you ever told that your speaking voice outside of YouTube is much more soft-spoken than your YouTube voice? Yeah, I've gotten that for sure. Is that like a mental process you go through? I think it's just like when you're in a room with lights brighter than this and a green sheet and it's blasting you and it's like when you say the same thing over and over,

I think the only direction you go is like bigger or just more perform. Yeah. I don't know. I do think that if you went back and watched, not that I've done like a lot of like podcasts or other streams other than videos, but I feel like that's something that I probably did more because I felt like I needed to, but now I just like, I don't know. I feel like I can naturally get into like the fucking Jakey,

Jakey, Jakey attorneys at law. Not that that's me or anything, but just like, it's pretty easy to turn on and just be like, I don't know. Would it be wrong to say that you popularize white guy on green screen saying his shit? I think, yes. I was trying to think who was before in really big.

I think yes and no. I think that I had my inspirations, whether it was YouTube or not YouTube, like Tim and Eric or whatever. Sure. Or like Mega 64, huge inspiration. Dunkie, like, Ego Raptor, like all that. But I, so I think.

Dunk Slop, we call it now. Yeah, yeah, dude. But I think in my specific lane where it's so clearly the thing, I do think a little bit, yeah. That's lit. Well, the idea behind guy narrating in the green screen, it's, it erases the need for B-roll footage a lot of the time. I guess if you're using a green screen, you still need to put something on it. I was going to say, dude, if anything, now that I've been doing videos where I'm actually just filming real stuff, I'm like, thank God I'm at this part because I don't have to fucking keyframe something behind me. Right.

Because if anything, I think that, yeah, when it's just against a black, like a blank background, but whenever it is something, then you basically are editing two things where it's like, in this game, the ping pong paddle does this, but if you hold this button, it's like, okay, so I have to have the exact B-roll and I'm moving me around. So you're basically editing it twice. I watch, my guilty pleasure is Pokemon YouTubers, and it's a bunch of shit I don't know about because I stopped carrying after like Gen 3. And they all follow this template where they talk about the game.

There's not a lot of interesting things to look at in Pokemon besides sprites and attacks, right? So it's a lot of them talking at their desk. And what they do is they end up yelling. Like for some reason, when the camera is in front of them, and Toto Dial isn't good Pokemon. And everyone, and then they talk about the comments, bro. These guys are tortured souls. They're like, and I know, I'm going to say something right now.

I don't want you guys to get mad at me. Total Dial is an okay Pokemon. And then. On their hands and knees. with a big light at their desk and it's because there's not other shit they can put while talking. And so there's just vulnerability. These guys are in cubes of horror. And I'm just saying that's the alternative.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. To guy in front of green screen. Yeah. I guess to go back to the question, I don't, I don't really know if it's like, I know that I really popularized it. And I've, I'm not like dumb. I've seen the people that people refer to as like, J.

clones, but also it's like if you look at my early videos, I was totally ripping off all of my heroes, especially like donkey and like my cadence and that it's just a voice behind it. And like, I know him now and we're like mutual fans and that's amazing to me, but I also like, I don't know, I think when making anything, you kind of

start by imitating the stuff you like and then hopefully you carve your own lane. Yeah, I think it's standard. Especially when you're younger, I feel like YouTube has this audience of, you watch somebody that you like particularly engage or identify with and then you're young,

you don't really know where to start and you just kind of like want to create things in that style. Like you watch Casey Nistat and then you start doing the Casey Nistadt cut text. So many people. I write on a piece of paper. Like it's so and it's oh yeah

you watch Casey Nistadt as a kid clearly and that's just anything. Who is Casey Nistat? He's sort of this guy who always has sunglasses on. He rides that goofy ass skateboard. He paints the glasses to look like maybe he like rode through the snow

something. He seems nice. nice. That. Oh my God. That's him? Yeah. This is crazy.

I think we've actually... I think you've asked who he is. We've explained it. And then, tell me if this is where your brain was, you said something crazy about the way he looks. I probably obviously did not do that at all. And I would never say that he looks like the Palantier guy.

You don't piss your pants and you're kind. I'm kind. I have heard that Casey is really, really nice. I don't care. I'm tired of. I'm tired as bullshit Actually, they're really nice

Say that about everybody You know what I'm more interested Actually, he's a dick Like that is interesting Yeah You know? I know I get that All right, say say that about someone Niki, Jinky actually is a dick

bro He's so nice I was so calm I was so caught I was so caught You know like for a yesterday I'm just all fucking Cunty the rest of the market

I'm so nice I'm nice I've had it with you Oh my god You turn him in an extremely good product That's high protein That's right, I'm tired of Ludwig so I turn him into Hewle Oh my goodness

This is great No, let's eat up Let's eat up and drink up because the both options are there All the amino acids 27 essential vitamins and minerals 35 grams of protein Jesus That's right A complete meal I can literally grab and go Because Ludwig was late

And makes me late for the other show I have to record today. And now I can just grab a complete mule made out of him. Dude, have you gotten your protein for the day? No, I didn't. I spent all the morning working on my wizard power and my sorcery. You just turned Ludwig into a high protein product. You can just drink it and you can get your protein for the day. Oh, and that can be my complete meal.

That can be a complete meal for the meal. Yes, I'm so smart. I'm a smart source. At every meal is under $5 when you get the value of hule. Wait, wait, is that one chocolate peanut butter flavor? I didn't. I mean, that's not really my favorite flavor. I feel like

am I not gonna... They had a lot of different options Let me try to change the flavor Wait Yeah, I'm out I can't do it Yeah, I don't really I don't have it at the beginning with

It's pretty good I drink it I genuinely drink this One most of the time Which is why I focus My Sorcerer Powers on it And turning Ludwig into this This is irreversible by the way

Now I'm the schmuck Who has to watch Walk to the fridge You don't want to the fridge You get to different flavors But as we sort of try to figure out How to make this whole system Work without Ludwig

Because he's gone We have to tell his mom and stuff we'll figure that out but while we're doing that you can get a limited time offer yet Huell today with an exclusive offer of 15% off online with code yard 15 at Huel.com slash yard 15

new customers only thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show. Wait let me try let me try it's not it's not what if Archie turned him into like beans and toast and it made a fart noise back to the episode are we going to talk about it bro

yeah let's fucking talk about about it. What do you want to say first? I'll let you speak one more time. You'll speak one more time. This is it. What am I the fucking chop today? You're going to find out a second. You get to speak one more time. I wanted to ask about your music.

Yeah. Because you, okay, this was my, this was my fan confession yesterday. And I think why I'm, I really like a lot of the stuff you make is this combination. I found those combo videos, your music on Reddit.

Yeah. And then your normal videos completely independent from one another. And then realized literally years later that the same person had made all of these things. Dude, you're an idiot. You got me dumb as out, right?

No, that's cool. Dude, dude. Sorry, sorry. I can kill you. Sorry. What's happened? Sponsored by 18. Raising the ball.

You've been beat to me for four days straight. Is it not, can we have we not reached a tipping point? Have you not reached a tipping point? He did the tip to He just watched Avengers 1 and 2 and said same director? I have heard this before.

It's like if Josh Whedon dropped a rap album that I liked for some reason and then he's also not a very director. Actually, he's the melee on a different channel too. Say what? Is the melee combos on a different channel? Dude, it's all.

It's all the same channel. But I just didn't look at who uploaded that. I haven't had. There's huge gaps of time between these things. Oh, yeah. So I and then I realized like, oh, wow, this one guy like did all this stuff and in this,

I mean, melee combo videos aren't really like their own like trying of your content out. But the music and your normal videos are really different

and you've been doing them for so long. How do you like divvy up your attention between these things? Because I feel like the normal YouTuber track is they become famous

like I was in the vlog squad with David Dobrick and then I started rapping. And I have to say I think your music stands on its own. When you're in the vlog,

and then you start Tom like this later. It's like, what the hell? Why did you pick that up? David's doing you? David's like, okay, I need a 16. Yeah, because David, right? Because like with the elephant toothpaste, like, because we were in that backyard, like,

tight, shit. We put the shit in there. Shit. Yeah, let me put you in a room with David. You know, I'm mad. But how do you, I don't know. How do you separate those things and like prioritize them?

Because they're completely different. They're their own like worlds of most people would just be doing one of these things. Yeah, I mean, I I was super into music and like playing drums and stuff way before I ever did YouTube. Like I in like middle school, high school, I was in like jazz band took drum lessons. Like that was like my main focus and thing that I like did. And also just played hell of video games. So I always, uh, when I started making videos, I was learning how to like sample and like make beats and stuff with like a machine like drum pad. And so I was actually, uh, when I started making videos. I was learning how to like sample and like make beats and stuff with like a machine like drum pad. And so I was actually. doing all of that way before I was ever making videos. And then I think once I was making videos and then I started doing the like rap reviews and stuff like that because I was like, oh, I have all these beats I made. Can you describe what rap review is? It's like I'm, it's

dumbest shit ever. No, it's me reviewing a game via rapping in a song. It's, oh. Wait. That's a couple hair of shit. Okay, before, if we're going to see this again, healing, I love myself. But what I will say, what I will say,

this day, this stuff and also the album that I dropped that I now have mixed feelings about. Me as like a lyricist in singing, rapping, I think pretty bunk and I've worked on it a lot and I'm excited for this new stuff I'm working on that like I hope people really like. I will say though, my production, a lot of these, I love these beats still. Like I love the samples I use. What's your favorite one of these? I think that the, oh man, I'm trying to producer. I'm trying to remember. I like really quick. I love what it means to be a hot boy interview with Ninky Jakey. That's just a title. That's just a title.

I think that the, oh man, I really, I really don't want to listen to any of these. It's crazy. We don't have to. Go to the bottom, though. But I do, I do think if you check. Is that, that's not really your first video. It was. That was your first video ever.

Yeah. Okay, take. And her tities are out. Bring me back. Hell yeah. Yeah, I couldn't get away with that. Actually, this video, if you search for games that should bang, this one won't. It's like, uh, shadow ban.

Yeah, that makes sense. Put me in the mind really quick. So this is your, what, you're 21? This is November, because I just did the 10-year anniversary. It was like November 30th, 2015. November something.

What was going on in your life right before you were like, I got to start rap. Like, I got to turn on. Like, I got to turn this fucking camera on this murder. Actually, no camera. I got to turn this mic on. I got to get in like what,

Sony Vegas or what other fuck you were in? And I'm gonna start rapping The thing is though With any sort of like being into making beats or rapping or whatever I was doing that way before I made videos But then it just took a while before that kind of got into the videos of like Oh, I could incorporate these two things and it's like brother what But uh yeah

I think you followed my dream I think what happened in my life I'm being I'm teaming myself now I think what happened in my life is me and you were the same guy And then you followed your dream and I didn't I feel like you have Falco handle on Twitter, so I feel like you got. Yeah, that was the action that Mark was the curse. That was the... It's so ubiquitous because I was talking to the day before the land on Sunday was the test land.

And a guy named Poopie Ass was here, who was a Marth player. He makes really good combo videos too. But I was talking to him and he's played drums to life too. Kind of very similar. And I was asking him, because I actually started drum lessons like last week. Dude, it's so fun. I've been playing drums for a long time. but now I'm like, I have to do the fundamentals.

So it's like, I get there and get your grip strength. The old guy was like, hey, yeah, single roll, single hit, double hit. That's what it's all based. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Once I started saying flammaddle, I was like, get me out of here. I was like, you're going to dittle? What? You're doing a pair of what?

I'm casually playing for like 10 years, just copying songs. And it's like, obviously, I played a hell of rock band. No, I played guitar hero. Because I feel like a lot of people that get into drums, it was like, oh, I really love the drums on. band which is like a great entry point my is it actually like if you there's a mad delay if you don't have the right set up I think when you get really into like rock band or even clone hero and you're like I got to buy the electric drum set and you're like wait the thing actually works too

maybe I hit this thing off that wait so if I'm if I like if I grind the electric drum set for that it's like am I learning something that carries over to actual yeah because you're unlike the other instruments if you're playing on like expert and you know they don't have the hi hat pedal but they have the kick one and they're making you like keep four and then do this and then do it with the foot pedal too so it's like you get an actual drum set obviously like your grip volume control all that positioning isn't the same but like it's i mean you can practice drums just with your hands and feet and then you get on a drum set and you do it i guess it just is singing probably gets you there too it's hitting your beautiful voice i mean my my route was i played guitar here on high school and i was like i got

really good at it i'm like why am i playing the video game version so i bought a guitar and that's like and that's just how it works but either way i'm talking about Pooby ass, same shit. And he had a band and he makes like really cool music now and he's, you know, later on his life, I think he's about your age. And he was like, no, but the first musical thing I did was with my friends when we were 13 and we had a rap group named Simple Jack. Oh, oh. It's everybody. Like everybody just does this. It's like a right of passage. No, in high school, when I was first starting making beats, I mean, we would we would just fuck around and just like freestyle and it was nothing serious. But I knew in the back of my mind that

I was like so into music and all this that it's like, oh, I wonder if I could do this. And then you do it. And now I'm like, why the fuck did you do that? But I don't know. I just, I love this. You didn't, you wouldn't be making the shit you are now. Yeah.

I do, I do think, um, yeah, I think my new shit will be better. But I also think I'm always going to feel that way that you make something and then you're working on the next thing and you're like, this other thing fucking sucked. But this new thing is. You got to do that way. Yeah. That's happened. I wouldn't be a podcaster if I didn't make fake talking head, Sky Williams-esque video.

as a child. Damn. Who has no other controversies associated with his name. I think his rule breaks when it comes to Ludwig because you ask him, maybe he's always fucking with me

if I ask him because it's funny because I gave him so much shit all his life. But you ask him like, do you have anything you like regret making? And he's like, no. Wait, this isn't true.

This isn't true. Well, he says no to me. What was the channel you made? The one where you deleted it because you didn't want anybody to see it. I have one. I deleted. Yeah.

And that one, I'm okay with it being gone. It was called self-improvement. Yeah. And it was like, maybe my junior, sophomore year of college, and I stayed back in Arizona.

I didn't go home. It was the first summer. I didn't go home. And I, like, had this military buzz cut, which I got by accident. Was this the past house cut? It was bald around the sides,

except for the top of the Maclemore. Yeah, and tight. Because I had my, I shaved my own head and I had an adjustable razor and I clicked it in all the way by accident and so then I had to shave it.

So I had this military cut. I would listen to McElmore? Head Talks running in the Arizona heat. Bro, this is your Elon Musk fucking biography era. I'm reading the Elon Musk biography by Ashley Vance. I'm trying to finish it. There was a different perception of him.

And this is when he was Rocket Man. Yeah. And then, And then I was trying to learn Japanese, get a fucking ripped-ass bod. And then I forget do some other shit. And I was making a channel updating my progress. Anyway, it was linked to my Google Plus account. And so my mom saw it because she was the only human I knew browsing Google Plus.

I forgot about Google. And she was browsing it. She was browsing Google Plus. You see what's on to this. You browse. And what was it? You had to add. It's like you see what your circles are up to.

Yeah. It was like bubbles or circles or something. And her circle is like your son is making weird videos online. Were they that weird? Yeah, like I would go to the roof of the building opposite. And I would, I would basically talk like what the modern day sort of like right wing gateway influencers talk.

Yeah, it was like the videos you find after someone kills a CEO. Like you find their YouTube channel and it's like these videos that they made. It would be like if Mark Wahlberg videos came out. But like he was like kind of scrawny. was like I was up at 4.50. 11 a.m. crew.

I slept in a little bit because I was a little tired, but I still ran like a mile, which is a lot for me. It's like that one guy, the Saratoga guy who got, he went viral because he like, he just dunk his face in Saratoga water. Well, that guy's just awesome.

Ashton Hall. Ashen Hall. He fell off. Yeah, we just talked about this. But I will say he did like, this is the kind of shit that he's doing, that you are doing,

but with like lower fidelity cameras and shut. It's not, it's not the cameras under the issue. It's like, Ashen Hall of peace. Camera was dialed. If he was dialed. I was speed stole his soul. That's the issue.

Because I did that race and then he lost his soul. And how he can't function it? It's like a 5 foot four Ashen Hall who can't bench the bar. That was the issue. It's like. Yeah. So it's nuked.

I deleted the whole channel. This still feels better than a, than a review for a video game that you're rapping. I got to be honest. You got validated. I saw the views. You had, I thought there'd be like. You know, a couple people watched that.

Dude, in the early days, it did help grow my too. I'll meet you. I, in late elementary school, early middle school, I made my YouTube account, I think it was like 2007, eight, something like that. And I was immediately copying like Smosh and like, of course. And B, Piga and, you know, Fred,

things Ryan. And I also, we don't say that. We don't say that. Why are you saying that like that? We don't say that, big two six. My bad, my bad, yeah. Super Mac 18, the classic. But I was making like a lot of parody music

very similar to like you got a box in me. Like Austin Powers parody music. I got so embarrassed when I got to middle school because people found my YouTube channel. I just deleted everything. It's my biggest regret to this day. You're in middle school. I was like 18.

19. Yeah. Yeah. Yuck. Yeah. In time. You were like chilling with your friends saying stuff like dude, Lupe Fiasco is like the best rapper

and it's not close. I think the thing that sucks, I think the thing that sucks is I do actually like, especially back then, I feel like I pride myself on like, I feel like I have pretty good taste in music. Like I feel like I really admired all these things, but then I listened to what I made and I was like, what? Now you have to make the

bad shit first. That's just kind of the rules. What's your favorite band of all time? I mean, for a long time I would say sorry. I'm excited I got scared he was like

pre-fired me I'm sorry I'm interested though I mean dude for the longest time I'd probably say radio head which I know which I know

I know is such like 30 year old white guy I'm going to move to Japan type answer like they're all right I got a ticket I love I love Radiohead.

My brothers, I have two older brothers that were super into Radiohead. And so, yeah. Are you taller than them? Yeah, I'm the tallest. I'm the baby of my family and I'm the tallest. You're probably the fucking richest of that YouTube shit. My brother works at Nvidia. So he's got, I'm not not to put it.

Like he still does? We actually recently had this conversation and like we're both very open about it. And it's like, I don't upload that much. It's like, I'm not going to lie. I do well, but it's nothing like crazy. You're band for band with your brother? And my brother, because of when he got. hired and like the stock options and when he sold them I was like oh shit so if if this goes bad for

me you got me it's like wow he bitched so actually no being the gigantic YouTuber in the family and still getting mugged by an invidio point yeah Isaac's the goat though what uh I love my brother what is I want him to make more money my other brother and homeless no no Daniel's Daniel uh he works for lows like the but he's like on the programming side specifically this is so granular but he designs the thing on the website that helps you measure your window for getting blinds to make sure you get the right blinds. Whoa.

And he's so crazy. Because you need that guy. That's like the... And he's doing really well as well. When you open, when you open a website and you see shit like that, it's like there's a guy in the world whose job this is.

Well, yeah. It's a funny job because it's like, it's one of those jobs you have to say more after. Yeah. Like, if you're like I work at McDonald's, I like design. I just, I hold it the fuck down.

I don't wear the apron. No, no, no shade. If you do wear the apron, I do work in the computers. All right, so your brother's not homeless. We had a guy down here whose brother was homeless and he abandoned him. He was awkward.

That's fucked up. That's rough. He went on Jimmy Kim when he left his brother in the mud. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon. They just turn around and got the other guys in the back.

Fucking drunk, stupid asshole Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, I'm one of eight kids and fortunately everyone's... Eight? Yeah. My parents have... They were fucking my damn rabbits. No, my parents come from Mormon background. They both had big families. So that makes sense. Did you grow up Mormon?

Sudo, they had left the church, but they were kind of doing their own like freestyle Mormonism. Ooh, freestyle. Low key, I kind of grew up in a cold. Mormon freestyle. It's like old Nikki Jakey. By cold? Yeah, by most terms and definitions, because it was like my family and my cousins own this hotel in South Dakota and we all lived in the hotel and they practiced like their own kind version of Mormonism. Nobody does now, but when I think back on it and like how people in the small town kind of looked at my family weird. I'm like, yeah, I would have, I would have as well when there's like one of the hotel kids. Okay, for reference, my cousin's family, because it was like a yours, mine, and ours where it was two

people that already had a bunch of kids came together. They have 16 people. And then you have my family. And a lot of the older kids are going off to college, but that's still a lot of kids running around and ones. Yeah. Sweet life is that and Cody vibes. I had a bedroom in like a storage unit because they were like refurbishing it.

So it was, yeah. Did you have garments? Garments? Okay. I just wonder how Mormon you were. Oh, oh, like the underwear. The Mormon garments. No, that's the thing is like all the stereotypical Mormon stuff, my parents, when they left, it was just like, oh, we read the Bible. We read the book of Mormon. We read the book of Mormon. We have Sunday school. And then it was kind of just their own like. So it's still no coffee household. No, they were ripping espresso like crazy. Yeah. Barely reading the book of Mormon. I feel like that one's more like a paperweight. You wonder what's funny is it felt like bit by bit it was like getting dwindled down. And this is like getting in family. I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't. I don't care talking about any of this, but I feel like I lucked out because when I was in high school in me personally reading the stuff

and being kind of like, man, I don't really fuck with this. Like, I was like, I don't really want to think I'm going to go to hell every time I jerk off. This sucks. And I, in high school, in high school as I was like, I don't really fuck with this. My parents were also like, yeah, we didn't really fuck with this either.

And so I, it was kind of like, like we were on the same page. My older siblings, though, were pretty pissed that they were like, mom and dad, you don't believe in this shit anymore. you were feeding into it. You go to your mom and dad.

You're like, mom, dad, I love beating off. Is there something? And I don't want to feel bad. They're like, you know what? We're tired of feeling bad too. My son's so do we. Dude, that must have to be hard for them too because they have to work backwards

from like being Mormon all their lives. They deconstructed it. Basically went to a different sect of Christianity. And then they were like, oh, we can just deconstruct the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, and you build it back by first principle. This happened with the Polish people in my town.

This is a, they owned a subway. everyone didn't trust me. So that's when I switched to the gospel of rap. Like, yeah. I had to go. That's what the Mormon shit.

To like Jay Cole and Kendrick type shit. Yeah. You know, because I'm going to be on the rap thing for a minute. No. That's cool with you. Yeah. 100%.

No. Dude, keep it. Keep it going. As a producer, can I ask for review? Yeah. Because I have a beat that I made.

Yeah. I feel like I maybe know where this is going. You heard this beat? If it's when you, did you guys, was it from the beat off? Yeah. You're just short but sweet, right?

There's a lot of tags. That's how people refer to it. A lot of tags. Short, but sweet. So you already heard it. I played it again. Okay.

Zipper Kee pulled the beat off. Ludwig beat off. I do remember some of them being pretty good. I don't know if this was probably his. Nick's great. Well, because you had the message to all friends mixtape, right?

I don't make those. Oh, okay. I think our editor is like weirdly good at making beats on that show. Because I listened to it a little bit. He's made like four of them. And they're like weirdly really good. But all the rapping is just things we've said.

Like we've never wrapped on it. It's just like he takes random things. It's like a mortal technique kind of. It is like a moment. 8.A.F is just a mortal technique. For 30 year old. Basically for this podcast, we're just like, we're really inspired.

Zimber. Whenever you're ready? I don't know where. Zipper does this thing sometimes. When he can't find it, he just goes, um, loudly to let us know he's looking for it. Just look at Bloodwig beats off.

I think, I think the beat off. is an example. It's like maybe why you should feel bad about jerking off, you know? The beat off is why I should feel bad about jerking off. It's an example of it. Where the shame maybe does people some good? I think about how I used to jerk off

and I feel bad. What do you mean used to jerk off? That's how I used to do it. I feel bad when I think about it. Did you change how you jerked off? I changed a lot. I changed a lot. Can you walk me through? You're a mortal technique? You're like, I do it this way now. Oh yeah, here we go. This is our reaction Yep.

I love seeing that volume. I love seeing the timeline. I'll blow the speakers out. That is a pretty sparse timeline. We don't all pick things up at the same speed. I have like a crazy amount of patterns and things that I was working on. It'll happen in a second here. You're good.

Okay. I'll just play it, but like seriously, be chill about it. Okay. I got you, bro. Okay. Can I really just forget that F scene's a pedophile? Yes, yeah. Put me off the track.

Me off the track. Me off the truck. It's a bit. Kind of hard. Dude. Two seconds of better off the loan. It's so good. What's that?

But it's also not. What is that, bro? You think it's better off the loan in the last no alliance and you're like, well, that's the word. Yeah, I think that was one of the one of the ones. I think that was one of the moments I was most proud of Ludwig. He made something so insane that I just couldn't stop laughing. And I was like, this is all I've ever wanted.

That's like, that's perfect content. I hate the, like, the term like content because I feel like it dismissed stuff. But that's like such a good idea that everyone that doesn't really produce take some time and go make a beat. We have to run it back. I think there's a sweet spot of like,

if you're really going to do it in like FL Studio or something, there's like a sweet spot of like someone who's so interested in beats that they do this is probably already capable. Yeah. Like, even if you're a little bit capable, you're already too capable for this idea. Yep. And then someone who is like, could not be in a program like that and figure it out in one stream. Also kind of can't do the idea.

Yep. So it's like a weird. This guy. Sweet spot. I mean, that was me. I couldn't do anything. You had two fucking geniuses on the other side of that call. I did have two geniuses and I did do a three hour boot camp with Porter Robinson and it still didn't really help.

That's crazy. I thought you were that crazy. He listens to video game music only. He has no ears. There's nothing there. Speaking of Radiohead, I remember, I was 19, and I was like, dude, I listened to too much video game music. And I looked up like, it was like a Reddit post.

It was like... Dope is music. It was like albums everyone should listen to before they turn 30. I'm like, I'm fucking 20. This is awesome. Like, I hit this so early. And like, number two is radio head. And I listened to it.

I was like, fuck this blows. It's turned off. It turned off. Dude, I got... It was my older brothers that really got me with that. I feel like a lot of my favorite stuff, it's like individual. people are producers and not so much

bands. It's a lot of like Alchemist, Madlib, Metro obviously. LP. LP. Yeah, LP the producer. Wait, LP is he's half a run the jewels. He also with a solo artist first. I never got Super into run the jewels. Ooh, you dodge another white people bullet.

Yeah, that's another Mormon thing you dodged. Yeah, I think the bits that I heard, I was just like, like, like, Killer Mike seems cool. I like his, like, political activist stuff that he's, you know, he's done. It's rap for Marvel movies. That's, but, I didn't want to...

But LP is pretty... He's just a really great producer. Dude, yeah. Because he's working since the 90s. Yeah. The productions... That's so much of what I listen to is just like the production. Like, I am not a big lyrics guy.

And I think that shows with my own music that I go back and I'm like, why the fuck did I do this? I should have spent more time on this. Because I'm so like, oh, I really love how the EQ is cut out of this one part and blah, blah, blah. I'm thinking about Luddwick right now getting really in a neutral milk hotel. And be like, damn, yeah, he's... There's a real album for you. One of the first things I, like... blew my allowance on was the scarlet

2 I2. I went to guitar center. I really wanted to record music. I was like, I want to go in garage band and make music and I made like a course. A song for like a school competition with it. And I realized like almost immediately after I'm terrible at this. I don't think I'm ever

ever going to be good at guitar. But I still use that scarlet. That's the same one. That's the same one. So I've had it for 15 years. That's crazy. Dude, it definitely buzzes. When I record it home, it definitely has a buzz. Because it's like the first model.

It's the, it's the gen 1. They're on like 106 now. It wasn't even read back yet. It has the fact. It's just bolts and parks. There's no case. It's like a metal color. Dude, when I was in,

when I was in high school, we had this class and it was, it was like, it was called technology. I don't know if that was. The class was called technology? Yeah, computer. This is the type of shit we had in my small town

that was like, this is your computer class. It's computer time. But we are, our school was pretty like, well funded. And so we had all these EMAX. Do you remember those?

Oh, yeah. And so we all have to make a garage band song. It was like our big project for two weeks. And it's fun because you're just using garage band and all the pre-s samples and stuff. But this one guy next to me, he always wore a trench coat and a beret. And he would sing into his computer because there was a small microphone hole on the E-MAC computer. Oh, yeah. And I was fucking next to him.

And this guy, I'm like trying to like... You're doing adlets for him? No. he was he was just like singing like German into it and he was not German he was one of those trench coat guys right he watched him boot dogs sings once when the guy in the trench coats showing you his song

dude this is really good you're like the high hats on this board everything about your song is really good so you're coming to school tomorrow right I'm actually gonna be out of town and it's just singing into the fucking thing with his beret and it's like it's a packed classroom and I but I was right next to him so I

had to listen to him do it. And I never forgot that, but I never listened to his song either. And maybe it was sick. It could have been good. Whispering into the little like microphone up top. That's crazy. Yeah, well, he wasn't whispering. I'll say that. Yeah, April 30th, you guys know what's happening, right? It's my birthday. It's his birthday. It's his birthday. It is Slime's birthday. Happy birthday. No. No. We're not doing that that day. Oh. We're not doing that now. We're not doing that.

You can move it. I'm not going to move my birthday. It's May 1st. April 30th, Invincible Verses comes out. Really? Oh, that makes way more sense. It's more important. It's a 3V3 tag fighter,

and I've been talking about it literally ever since I was in China every day. Yeah, you have been. Pretty consistently for oftentimes 10 seconds a day. Do I have to move my... Why don't I just keep the birthday and... Move it! I'm getting mad.

Before I decide on my plan, I already kind of said yes to the part of fault. What kind of gameplay can I expect from... Bloody. Bloody? Gory. action filled. It's a 3V3 tag fighter.

And so us three could fucking play together. Us three can have a good ass time and go get in the fucking throws of it. I won't be there. Well, you got to move it to another day. You got to move it. Spend the day moving your birthday.

I have a question about this game. It's so damn good. Do viltermites all have big meat? The viltermites aren't necessarily a meat-based society. So there's viltramites with tiny meat. Even though they have amazing strength, but they have like little micro. All viltramites have big strength, but not all viltramites have big meat.

Wait, if I was selling his birthday gift for money to buy this game, how much would I be paying for it? 49.99 standard edition. It's like 2015 pricing, bro. Plus the year one of pass is available to all players of pre-order the deluxe edition. Otherwise, you'll purchase it separately for a 19-9-9-9. Do they got high-low mix in this bitch? They got high-low mix. They got 18 playable fighters and 18-pliable characters. Yeah, and all the characters from Invincible, which just finished season three. and it was fucking good. Okay.

I do want to... Move it, man. I'll move my birthday. As long as Omneman shows whole in this Invincible game. Omneman will show a whole. Yeah, you can pre-order Invincible versus now on PlayStation Xbox and PC

available April 30th. The only thing happening that day. At least I won't be 36 for at least one more day. Mark your calendars, y'all. Also, I don't know if this is something you're only 31. I'm gonna be 36 in a couple days,

but most of the people I went to high school with... Yeah, it's my birthday a little bit. Those people went to high school with her dead. I don't know why. Dude, you went to high school with our dead? Every story he's got, man, is like, yeah, I went to school with his girl, Britney. I have a couple of those, yeah.

She was breathtaking. She's dead now. Yeah. And then some crazy Britney did. It keeps happening. I don't know why. Honestly, it has happened a few times for me, and then a lot of it is just like married kids. Yeah.

Which is like being dead. Yeah. Dead ass, bro. Dead ass, bro. I fucking hate you. Game of hate you. Game of hate you. Game over, bro.

Fucking game over. All right, I think we should talk about the CS tournament because there's a lot to say, and I want to open it with this interaction that I had with one stable Ronaldo. Because I finally got to say something. You pressed him. I pressed him a little bit.

Dude, and he flumbled, bro. He collapsed. So here's the clip. This is from Ron's stream. I'm coming up the stairs. What's up? Hey, why don't you look people in the eyes when they talk to you?

I'm looking at you. Right now you are. What do you mean? We've met each other seven times. You only looked at me because I came up this stairway and he was the only human being and we're going to say

up. Is that him? Fair enough. He's coming. He's trying to mod me? Should have uppercutted him. Which, an amazing stick of the landing by Ron here to say, I should have uppercutted him.

He's quick. I love the specificity of the type of punch. Yeah. So this happened And then Christian Messages me Christian said Listening to the podcast right now

I think Ron heard your bit I was walking by him And he stops me This is Christian Who is like a guy who works here He does not make videos Anything like that He stops me

Shakes my hand and says Hi I'm Ron Nice to meet you All while staring straight into my eyes You've changed him bro Dude oh my God Is this a real thing you observed Or is it just something

made up to like give him shit. Well, I'm, I'm kind of a grouch when it comes to like the younger generation, especially people who IRL stream, like, they're always looking for this angle and they're always like, if they don't, if you, they don't recognize you as like a valid person, like the ghost outline of a content person,

they kind of see through you. And I'm like, kill yourself. You shouldn't look at me like that or anybody. It was so elegant. Yeah. It was actually beautifully said. Yeah.

Kill yourself. Until that. Well, I'm going to the yard. And I saved my cloaks. I got, I got. I'm like a gold cloak.

It's my black cloaks. We're going to show you that video later. And I say Nick Aden. I rewatched it yesterday and I was like, it's amazing. So good. And so, yeah, I've made this observation a couple of times specifically about Ron. And so I was coming up the stairs and I saw him and he's talking to his camera. And I just.

And you thought now is a time to press. I simply. I was allowed to say what I wanted to say, but simply. You know, and you know what I appreciate about you is that you fight these battles both on the keyboard and in the real streets. True. Yes, bro. I do. Thank you bro for appreciating me bro.

He fights the battle so hard. I was... There is a lot of value in that that you are the same. He's the same. Honor off the web. There's a day you make, as one of Slime's friends, there's a day that we all come to where you make peace with the fact

that it will be how he dies. Yeah. Like he... I'm not accepting it. You're pre-morning. He will die somehow related to like an extension of his personality and a situation it brings him to.

It's crazy because even casting the event yet, yesterday. There was a, there was a thread on Ludwig's Reddit about the commentary. And the casters are on the couch all day. Like there's pretty much no breaks. They were crushing it too. Did great job. Did an amazing job. I wish I got to talk to them more. I was just too locked in eating bananas and shit. I know. I wanted to talk to them more too. And within, it's, because they're so busy and locked in. Yeah. Within an hour of this complaint on the Ludwig subreddit going up about the commentary about one specific person, it, there's a reply. Brom Slime to the post

How did you guys find this? He says He's Live on Brog against the same day So he's Dueling Ron in person And dueling the commenters online John Wittes

It's like Magnus Carlson is like playing a simble And he's poor I will say I think we did great on the commentary He's very fun CS is kind of an easy game To cast you at a lot of time

And I've commentated a lot Me and Ludwig have Right for Maylan and stuff like that And so So I was like I wonder how the piece of his fan base that is sort of the most sensitive to friction is feeling about this. And sure enough, there was one, this is the post. I'm watching the Ludwig game in the minor.

And by God, why is this one castor so fucking negative? I get the jokes can be funny sometimes, but Colin Ludwig slow every single aim duel, which he was, stops being remotely entertaining if it's the 50th time you're doing it. Also, it wasn't that often because we didn't get to observe him that much. It sucks so bad I have to watch one of the team POVs. I replied. Wait, let me pause you right there before you get to your reply.

And not that it matters how many up votes does this have. How pervasive of the post was this? It's like negative. It's like zero. It doesn't exist. This is no fault. But there's like,

who said this, Jake? A human fucking being typed this shit out. I get that. I get that joke to be funny sometimes. You looked at him and you said Jake, your name is Aiden. It's not Jake. You're looking at him.

I got crossed up. I was like, because these guys have heard this a hundred times and they all roll their fucking I'm like, there's a human being who type that shit. There's a part of me that if I think about it too much, I go insane. So I just have to not. So I reply.

I said, Hello, bro. I am the caster. I am really sorry. I'll try to be more positive toward Ludwig. I didn't think about how bad it would upset you if I was mean to a guy that I met almost 10 years ago and who has seen his open spread butthole more times than I've seen a rural borialis in the sky.

You haven't seen it once, right? The world boroughraialis? Yeah. I think you've seen it once. Really win in Colorado? It gets around. It comes around. Did she see it?

Many times. I think I saw like Coachella last year. Anyway, that's, my experience was great. I had a lot of fun casting with guys. We had a lot of fun. It was really. The bits I caught seemed really funny. It was great.

You guys were just like flowing. I beef with londers. Launders will never come on the yard. What? Why? Because that you guys were on screen and it was it was shroud and he was leading over you while you're on the computer and I said it's like young thug in the meme. Everyone in the room laughed.

And then later it happened again and he goes, it's like young thug. And everyone fucking erupts on commentary. I remember that moment. You can see me. If you go to that clip and you look in the background, I go, I'm using my guess one time to keep Londers on the yard.

Llanders on the yard. He just kind of says what Nick says. Ew. We all have five in the head. I'm using my guests one time to keep Londers off the yard. Wow, is there anything you can do to remedy this? No, it's my one time. What if he makes an apology video?

A rap apology video. Oh, yeah, yeah, 100% he's on the yard. Yeah, he makes a three minute rap and puts on Twitter. There's like kind of a spectrum of dealing with like commenters and people online, you know? He's on one end where like...

I'm on a spectrum. He's... He's on one side, very deep on one side. And I would say, Ludwig's on the other where he's, he's pretty checked out. I'm immune.

I feel like you, you were immune, you have powerful. I feel like I did see, sorry to interrupt. I feel like it was like a month ago or something. You like popped off on someone on Twitter and it kind of blew up.

Oh fuck. What was the context? It was about like a creator or like, you like you were defending someone. What am I thinking of? Man, when he gets in an Uber, he'll start replying. That's all it is.

I did reply. There was two. One was Los Polos TV, but I don't think you're talking about that one. The other was this commenter. I don't even remember what they said, but I just said like, this is the last time we'll interact until we both die.

That's exactly what it is. I don't remember what it was about, but it was something about like grinding or creating or something, and they were just being super negative. And I was like, man, if you're going to say one thing and I remember it, like had a shit ton of likes. And I was like, that is cold. Like I felt it.

I was like, oh, man, if I got that notification, I'm doing myself. Do you spend any amount of RAM on remembering that guy's name to make sure you don't access? identally interacted them another time? No. I mean,

if I, if I interact them again, like he kind of won, I guess. Yeah, yeah. If they make, if they go through the friction

and making another count to talk to you again, like, sure, take it. But, you know. But I have the perception just from the amount of stuff you like kind of like

put out online, even on something like Twitter, that you have a pretty healthy relationship with it all. Like, are you, are you secretly going to war? Do you have a Kevin Durant burner

where you're going to walk up. When I was at the rent fair the other day, Jarvis was actually catching me up on the KD files because he's super into MBA and I was like, this is the most exhilarating shit I've ever heard. This is awesome. Not really. I feel like

if I see something that is you know, I've seen plenty of mean shit about how I'd look or talk or my teeth or whatever granular bullshit. Yeah, that it's like, you know, especially in the early days that it's like you ignore. I feel like the stuff that would get to me and would get a reply is if it's like something that part

of me knows they're right. So if someone was like really disappointed in this video of you know, you didn't talk about this. And I thought that this was like really dismissive that you didn't talk about this and especially it hurts when it's like a part that I cut because it didn't flow very well and I'm like fuck I should have kept it in there sometimes I'll reply but if something's just straight up mean and it's not even constructive I'm like I've learned it don't even spend that really disappointed is like a dagger of a start to it's like it's like my dad replied and he's like you jerked off again

ding my watch ding it's been a great cultural shift of the family I just got a call from Verizon what Okay. What the hell is sonic? Are you a one-man operation? Is your channel just you? Yeah. Badass. Everything?

Yeah. It's always been just me. You and Premier? What do you edit in? Yeah, Premiere. Has it always been that way? Yeah, going to war. No, you used Pinnacle once or twice.

I don't know what Pinnacle is. Really? It was the free one way back. You ever did Final Cut? You never did fucking... No. Just Delby Premier. Creative Cloud, baby.

Classic. Dude, how much time do we have left on the podcast? Because I know we want to talk about the tournament, but I actually prepped something. Oh, please. Do you do you? Oh, that's so much more interesting to the tournament. Do you?

Okay. I, last night, we got a team dinner and we had a lot of soju. And then I couldn't sleep when I was in the hotel. And I was like, wait, I want to bring something. So I have specific questions for each of you. What? But they're kind of, they kind of have. First person to ever do this.

They kind of have a different vibe because I was like, man, I want to come a little prepared. It seems a little fun. Needless to say, this might not be funny. It might really suck. But it was like entertaining me last night. That's all it matters. Okay.

I'm going to start with Ludwig. So what we're going to do is, I know you just finished tip to tip and your Mandarin is probably like some of the strongest it will be because it's fresh. Till I die. Yeah. So I'm going to say the first part of like a famous vine and you have to finish it in Mandarin. Okay. Classic shit.

Okay. Yeah. That was about pussies and burgers. I told you this shit is probably really stupid. Look at all those. I don't know. I don't know the vine. Bro, are you fucking surreal?

It's a little girl and she goes, look. Look at all those. And then she says something. One word. It's an animal. Look at all those. I wondered if, man, I tried to pick like the most millennial ass famous. Oh, cows.

Tickets. Yes. Uh, oh, uh, ah, ah, uh. Tito. Dietal. Wait, so can you say the whole vine? Look at all those. No, no.

Let's just do the finish. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Four more words. He's like absolutely. Oh, fuck, did not know that. There was no audio. Chicken. Wow.

I tried to pick the most like basic, millennial ass famous vines to just be like a layup, but damn. Okay, let's try and look at me in there. That was just a, it was a hiccup. Yeah, yeah. Road work ahead. Uh, yeah.

Uh, whoa. Hope it does. Yeah. It's just, you know, it's kind of like, what? Yeah. It's like, it's sometimes the tones work. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, they have a lot of loan words. Cogman. You still had kind of an accent when you were saying. This one, this one's fun. I said, whoever threw that paper, oh my God,

you're, need a, need a mama sure, uh, need a mama sure pianza. That's the closest I can get. I don't know, I don't know way to check.

Can we get all this translated? Archie, you got to figure, you got to talk to someone. You got to figure this down. I realized that on the way over. I was like, I have no way to know if this is right. That's the pain. You either of his heat if that helps. Okay, I have the last one.

It's a little bit longer. Two bros chilling in a hot tub. A younger gongli, gongli, zai. Gay. I think you also did like a very, very, very, Okay. Kind of flying colors. Well done.

Kind of flying colors. Thank you for the challenge. Yeah. I don't know if it'd be a good idea or a dumb idea, but I did. I feel like you did pretty good. I said two kilometers from gay, which is not exactly how the vine goes. Instead of five feet apart.

Yeah. Oh, it was five. Yeah. What's five in Chinese? Uh, of course. Woo. Ooh.

Sounds very similar to a lot of other. That's what I say when I'm sliding right past you in the hallway. Oh, yeah. Five. Five. Five.

I don't know. I was speaking so much me. My Midwest has. Yeah. Okay. Let's do slime. Okay. Okay.

This is kind of a two-parter. I looked up what your top three most stream games were by hour ever. Do you know what they are? And in what order? In order, is it? Mm. Wow. I'll try.

I think it's maybe it's Super Smash Bros. Malay, League of Legends Valerant. You got the three correct, but you beefed the order. Really? It is actually Valerant at number one with 663 hours.

That's unbelievable. League of Legends at second with 535 hours and Super Smash Brothers melee at 490 hours. Do you forget to put the category when you do like tournament commentary sometimes? I always do the category.

It's funny as I sorted it by least. And you had zero. point two hours in a game just called melee. I was like, that was definitely in accident. Just five minutes. I did. Yeah,

man, those, those riot games had a grip on me for a while, but you break out of the, the horrible cube, and you see what it did to you. I feel like League has a place

in your soul still, but does Valerant? No, there's no place in my soul. That's what I mean. I saw the, uh, the last time you had played it was like 20,

24 or something. You know what's funny is I got banned on Twitch for a week and they what I thought they did is they deleted your entire channel but they actually just unlist every video you've ever made which was actually kind of nice I thought those are all gone so I just have to relist them

which I haven't done because I don't know what I say in those so I might just get banned What did you get banned for again? I got banned because a guy said something really really mean in an unband form and I told them to kill himself but the problem with doing it in an unband form is there's a text trail

of that to where Twitch can incur some liability. You wrote to him. You wrote, hey dude, kill yourself. But when you say it, when you say it on a stream, you can kind of always get, that's why you don't get, you get taken down. You can say it with like plausible than I believe. I try not to say it, but yeah. Do not tell me that because I see you on MSCR and I see you on League of Legends. You're basically Liam. MSCR? MSSR is what he meant to say. It's Minecraft speed running. Yeah, you've been like grinding that recently. Yeah. And when it goes wrong, he turns into a guy named Liam who is kind of...

He's our depressed friend. He's our depressed friends. His mom's homeless. You go through a dark time. I go through a dark time. Some games bring me through the dark times. But I say, I'm six. I never say it.

Well, that one hurts. That one, I've never seen him like that. Because it was just, you weren't having fun or what? Because the controls were so foreign to me. And sometimes your brain has an idea. And when your hands can't perform it, that's frustrating. And sometimes you feel like your hands can't perform it because, like, the engine's different. The controls are bad.

Whatever. Yeah. Then it's like. then you become despondent, then you become an animal enraged. I remember when I was playing, I don't know if it was six or seven. Don't keep going.

That I joined a multiplayer lobby and someone had an ability where they could just see through walls and I was like, what are we? Wait, like an ability in the game. Yeah, like it wasn't a hack but I saw the kill cam and they had like activated

a point streak or something. Oh, the sniper rifle? Yeah. Yeah, it's a sniper kill streak that it'll look. illuminates everyone through the walls and you can just shoot them. It has no, like it doesn't adhere to bullet penetration. So it goes through at all walls.

I saw it and I was just like already feeling so. I had game pass. I was playing it with a buddy and I was just like, I don't really rage like that or be like, you know, but sometimes the like YouTuber critic comes out. And I like for 15 minutes, I was just like, what the fuck are we even doing? Like modern warfare 2019 was they were starting to do something

and it's just been the same shit, blah, blah, blah. And then I just quit and I was like, what the fuck am I playing this? I was sorry. I was, sorry. 2019 shot through the wall If you If you can rage

With a well articulated argument Doesn't count It's like yeah I don't know But man fuck call duty Yeah COVID call duty Was the beginning and the end

Because they invented war zone Yep And they realized wow This is what everyone Actually wants And then the actual game became a little Ugly little step brother

Yep No how stoked they were About the animations And the sounds of 2019 And it was like Oh we're doing something new and then it was just, they're repeating the literal same song.

They said up, man. They got Nikki Minaj in that shit. Someone made this giant, he's a little pussy, dude. I'm saying. There's this giant cod retrospective video that came out, like, within the last year.

And I was watching it. And he's going through all of the games, chronological order, and, like, breaking down, like, what they did well, like, what, you know, what the developer's, like, goal behind the messaging was

and, like, the deeper themes of Call of Duty at the time. And looking at like Call of Duty 3 compared to what it is now is actually insane. Like it's, it looks like, it feels like you're almost looking at like GoldenEye. And like, there's like this simplicity

and beauty to it. They're always like, yeah, you're with your brothers in World War II. But now it's sniper shots through walls and Nicky Minna. Yeah. Because the game was originally just a group of Quake Modders,

that's who made the first one. Yeah. All the way up to four, I think maybe even past it. And they weren't even giving clearance to do a game in the modern world until four. They were forced to do historical games before that. The only games they thought they could sell is like realistic ones. World War II was a big genre for that era. They just kept doing it. Yeah, yeah. What was the, there was two other huge, like, metal of honor. Metal or our front line was the one you could be on Normandy. Correct me,

because you seem to know your call of duty shit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't a lot of the call of duty team were the same people that worked on the Medal of Honor game that really popped off and I think they were just scouted by Activision to be like, hey, that was really good. Let's like, because I think there was only like one or two Medal of Honor games. That's probably true. I'm not sure. I know they worked on Battalion, but I don't know anything about metal honor. It is to your point. Oh, wait. Yeah. No, they did. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like some of the core people that one of them. Yeah. A lot of the people who worked on Cod4 also worked on Medal of Honor. I don't know. I know. I don't know why. I, to your point, when I got at Xbox 360, we were talking about

this. And this actually get to my question for you. But I, uh, I was, uh, I was playing the Call of Duty 2 campaign because that was like the launch title it holds up so well i mean i was playing it on a little bit yeah i was playing it on a little CRT but i was like this still looks good doesn't that campaign start in russia and you blow up that cool building and you're like running away you have go plant all the things and it's snowy and you turn around and he goes yep very cool it was super cool i went down really quick before you i went down a very crazy rabbit hole last year kind of really into modding cod for last year and uh i was reading through like i downloaded basically basically just like the game's like main patch file and I was just for I was reading it like a book like I was just reading it for fun this is like you know you know you've been going through I know I was so nerdy and no I didn't talk to any of my friends well that part and a lot of the developer comments were commented out by a person like like a person like they're signed with their name and I was like I wonder who this person is I look at their YouTube channel I just watched all their videos because they make like a bunch of like I love that shit they just like like they just in one and then I found like their address and one and then I found like they just in one and then I found like

their town and places they would frequent show up. And I waited outside their home until I could get them to sign them. Yeah, exactly. I tell you I did this? Dang. Sorry, I continue. No, no, that's beautiful. I love when people are so into something you're like, I want to know everything about how this is made. It's not a passive

fan. That's a real fucking fan. Not these fake fans, dude. I just go insane. Tell them, bro. Tell them, Jake. Tell them. Okay, well, you know what? I'm going to save yours for last. We'll come back to the Xbox question. Aiden. wait no I didn't finish yours

I was gonna say uh of those three uh Mary fuck kill Ludwig Nick Aiden no I'm just kidding Valoran Mealay and uh league I kill I kill Valeran I think I fuck I fuck league yeah you marry melee

I was like oh this is and then the more I thought about it I was like I don't know a ton about you this feels like kind of a layout Valerre I'm eager to kill Valerine yeah The happiest life with melee. Mele was the obvious Mary. Like that's not the happiest life.

Yeah, I think and what me and, me and Diana, especially the skin I got for Diana, which was a gotcha skin that you had to like pay money to earn. Like that is a, that is just a crazy summer of love. Oh yeah. Like that's how I felt.

I understand what he's basically just kind of fantasizing about. No, let this go grab watch. No, no, Volley bear as well. It doesn't make it better for me. I'm not like, oh, hell yeah. Yeah, my champion pool are all. like just raw like sexual partners.

I want to do it where all the crugs are. Yeah. I want the scuttle to watch and I want to kill one and see his little babies watch too. It'll scuttle crap. Run away. You don't want to see this. We both know it's not right.

We both know we shouldn't be doing this. Viagbar came in toward the end of the polycule too. He was crazy. Barron's going to spot any minute. We got to get out of here. She's not going for me. Wait, is that a ward? I just see a ward in my bush?

Fuck Mary. kill the members of the podcast, let's do that one. No, that was just a bit. You don't have to do that. I kill Aiden immediately. More bullets than I fucking need. I'm in a helicopter. It's Vietnam. I'm in the AC130, black and white.

And I watch you need to turn to five white specs on five different side of the field. He's behind 12 walls. I have a sniper that sees their own. I've got the kill streak. I signal a battalion. 30 guys with RPGs. Wow.

Oh, oh. No. It's but we hug and we kiss. I thought he'd be your fuck to be honest. Mm. No. No, he wants to fuck you. Yeah.

There was a butthole talk before. Butthole talk. How that butthole talk. That's how we met. We saw it. That's the yes, your next podcast. Butthole talk. Butthole talk. The yard's over.

Yeah, I think, and then I fuck a lot of way because I've been, because I've, one time I said I wanted to wash him. That's intimate. That is so much more intimate than making love. I also don't. What context did you say? I just said it without context.

No. I said it on the pocket. I said, I want to watch. That's something they do in Titanic. So romantic. And then, yeah, I think I marry Nick and we grew up with me. Oh, it would be annoying for sure.

Yeah, would Nick be a wild ride. Yeah, I think we would annoy each other in the way that it, you know, typically partners work. They have separate rooms within week two. But we both love that. Yeah.

And that's the competition. We'd spend time together, but then you'd spend time alone. We'd spend time alone. Yeah. You know what I mean? A long of his marriage is still a marriage. It'd be one day of the month where you guys, like, get together. Like, should we split the bills?

No, bro, it wouldn't be like that. It's the time for our yearly spinole. Our yearly hangout. Yeah, you've been around the AC a lot. Turn that down. That's the level of intimacy. It's the AC conversation. So, yeah.

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Let's get back to the episode. There you have it. Okay, okay. All right, Aiden. Dying to know Aiden. I don't know how you bottled Aiden well from his biggest flaws or personality traits.

Okay, Aiden, so yesterday you beat my team in the grand finals of the CS tournament and then proceeded to show us your absolutely insane CS inventory. Are you always this fucking badass? Wow. You showed people your inventory?

Tori? Well, you know, it was prompted. It was prompted. It was prompted. So Arrow. Arrow's the skins guys.

He's the skin guy. And I went up to Arrow. Like a crazy collection? Arrow does? Yeah. Yeah. Arrow has it like an insane collection. It's like him and Onee are like the,

they're the skin guy. They're like the guys. Yeah. So I wanted to like show him the skin collection. It was nothing light. And then. You have some crazy pieces. And I went and I don't think anyone has.

You got some crazy pieces. I, I wish I could look you in the eyes and lie to you. With your Hensiaga socks on, by the way. Which my mother gave me these. They were free. Shout out. They were free.

Your mom paid for them. Yeah, because she bought them. Mom money is. There's mom money. Mom money is infinite. She makes it out. She goes out in the yard in the morning and gets it off the tree. She goes out of the Polytiazza.

And no one has ever called me badass ever. ever so I can't I don't think I can embrace hold up bro it was pretty badass yesterday when you won your 1v1 against flam I like seeing you pop off swung him on age lights I liked seeing that conference I was sitting behind watching one of those games and it was funny because I can't stand

seeing him bob off well you guys have a more defined relationship there's a difference I just like seeing the passion I don't even know I've also never been to a land I don't even know if he means it no I mean it bro I'm a trapped one I'm a trapped dog I'm getting that.

And I don't know. I don't know where else to go. My next are you fucking chish-k-ch-k-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-doh. Hey, Ed, I hate him, can you, uh, go with the room? I got a band-a-a-a-a-a-gall in my mouth, and I'm like, like, and you know what we're doing this? Chop into the trees, javelin three-beeks. Beep, beep, beep, b-e.

You have a fucking tack insert just killing you and spawn over and over. I hate it. What are you tell me what we're doing after this? I take a throwing knife. This whole thing after this. We're just doing a little shoot after this. We're just doing a little shoot after this? I did.

I appreciated, I mean, I. He said it ironically. Mm-hmm. He said it ironically. I liked. It was irony in his voice. I liked that you were enthused. I appreciated that.

It was cool. And you don't come. It's crazy. My actual, my actual question was, what do you think happens to us when we die? Ooh.

Wow. You asked a great guy to have. You have such a great guy. There's something in me that I was just like, I feel like I got to hit Aden with something. I think nothing happens, but we die. And I think that's why I'm so scared of it. It's my biggest fear out of anything.

I don't think I'm like really scared of things in general. And I actually, my real, like most raw fear is when I imagine the moments of passing away. That's really because I mean, I relate. I relate to that. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's,

I think that's it. And I hope there's something, you know, but that's all you do. also the thing that like you won't know that it's it. Yeah. You're not aware of that, which that is kind of freaky in itself, but also there's a piece in that maybe.

I think that's my biggest. My biggest discomfort is I have a really big problem with just uncertainty. I like to have things planned. I like, like, I have like goals and like an arc for like what's next in life. And having, I like having things shored up and assured.

And it's the biggest uncertainty in life. So I think that's why it like, it's this thing that lives with me. Damn. in a really raw way that's like the antithesis of that exactly exactly sometimes you're at a red light at 3 in the morning

guy just fucking flies by you let's say he's going 70 miles an hour and it's a red light and it's a red light and he just almost blows your fucking meada to pieces and you're just sitting at the red light you got a small frail meata it's nice it's your car is a 2,000 pounds this is a hypothetical car

that's hypothetical words no one really owns these cars and it's like say the person driving this meada just fucking starts chasing this person through the streets of the San Gabriel Valley hypothetically that's an area in Los Angeles California and they just start chasing them and chasing them and chasing them and they

start going faster and realizing they're being chased. I'm going to kill you and you're going to and you just chase them down to where they you hope they live yeah and they pull into where they pull into where they live you pull in where they hope they live and to prevent them from leaving where they live you you block their driveway with your car this is all in Fortnite right yeah it's the word of that's hypothetical. In this hypothetical there's one entrance,

one exit, so you can't block the whole thing. Also, one of the drivers is Brian Griffin. And so, you know, let's say that happened, Aiden. That doesn't go through your mind. If you were in that situation, you don't chase that guy. I don't chase that guy.

You don't chase that guy. I don't want to chase that guy. You're not afraid. But in the moment, maybe you're so mad that you don't think about what comes after. You don't think about what comes after You're so angry that this guy Almost fucking sent you there

For, for, I'd be angry at him You'd be angry I might in this hypothetical world Where we've dropped it Western Slope And we're in the game Not real And I wouldn't do that You wouldn't say, okay

I wouldn't do that Would you, would you cuss? Would you say a cuss word? Oh, fuck yeah Oh, I cuss! Oh boy, I think that's I mean, I think that's the only time That's the only time I say

I think what when I call somebody a cunt with real animosity that's that's usually in the car yeah because it's fucking you almost killed me dude break in a case of emergency but it has to end but it has to end right there you know I don't go any further I respect that uh freak flip flip bro scared the crap out of me have you this is maybe on the same same topic do you have you ever had a moment where you're like this is it for whatever reason I feel like I fly quite a bit and visit family a lot. I remember there was one flight in particular, I think going to Washington

where I was just like so in my head that like this is it. And I went through this whole arc where like I eventually came to peace with it that I was like, you know what? It's been pretty good. I got like a lot of people in my life that love me. I've had a good.

I've done a lot. This is okay. And then everything was fine. And they go, welcome to Washington. And then I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, sir, please get off the plane. You're just raw dogging this seat in front of you. finding acceptance.

It wasn't even like super turbulent or anything. I think my anxiety was just like hitting a lick. It happens to me too in flight. Sometimes I'm like totally cool and sometimes like this might be the one that goes down. Yeah, it puts you on a bit of a loop. Yeah. I think the only, the only time,

I think it was the first time we got swatted. And I like walked outside, hands up middle of the night. Yeah, you guys are on a different level with the streaming stuff. That's insane. I take it. I go outside, I go, okay, officer.

I go out. He's like, you want my hands. He's still a little. You want my idea? Off. Oh. I'm just glad. I'm just glad.

I got you, Almighty. Ah. Yeah, that was. Ooh, didn't like this. Three times that happened. Yeah. Four.

Actually. Four. Four. Wait. The fourth one was just a cop who came to talk to us. No, no, no. No, no. There was one time where it was just me in Ludwig.

Yeah. Oh, really? That was just a tag team duo. Yeah. Uh, that's when they went into our house before we even went outside. Not just a gay couple. So they broke, they broke into the home. Yeah.

And then I realized something was happening. I was upstairs, Ludwig's downstairs in a streaming room. And we're, I'm headphones on, he's headphones on. Nobody hears the fucking megaphone outside, which is how they like call you out of the house. And then Ludwig came up to the kitchen for water. And they were already in the house. And they're screaming at him. He's like, get on the fucking ground.

Get on the fucking grow up. And I was like, this crowd right. You want me to get on this ground? Okay. You drop into the splits. That's how you get to the ground. I'm on it. What if my pants hit the ground thirst?

Is there a Pemdost? What's the order of operations? Yeah, yeah. That was lit. Anyway, you said real quick when I asked about the death thing, you were like, this is something you've been cooking on. Oh, yeah, I've been working on this. Like, it's a fear of yours? Acceptance.

No, no, no, no. It's not a fear of mine, but I know it's a fear of his. and I've been hoarding all this wealth, you know, making a fabulous amount of wealth to get a resurrection stone. Yeah? For him?

So we can kill Aidan. Oh. And we go, Aidan, I have a stone. It's only going to be a little bit. For you, it might feel like forever. I was just going to be the worst case scenario, right?

It's like that you die and then you're in, nothing happens. And then you're brought back. And then you live the rest of your life with the certainty that, It's nothing. Well, then it's all right. I'll just say, I got a stone for you.

So you'll just come back. Well, you could just keep using the stone. It's a good stone. It's a good stone. It's a wealth. Saved up a lot of wealth. It's a gulla dopler stone. It's like a gamma Doppler stone.

It's a gamma Doppler four stone. Okay, okay. It's a fact new. It's what Larry Ellison is using to stay alive forever. It's got the pussy pattern. Yeah. And a fanatic sticker on it's got the pussy pattern. He'd want to be in that one.

You want to be in my pussy patterns. I'll be in my pussy patterns. This actually said, I'll be in your pussy pattern. there's uh there's like six i think six chinese emperors who all died trying to drink in a lexer of life it was just mercury it's so pretty it's yeah it's like it's liquid but it's metal yeah drink disempoa okay i'm like all right sure fuck it fucking died uh i prepared a question for you though we're almost at time here okay i got i still got ask nick his oh you know what how about you do that

let's this this will be this won't be super long nick um because i genuinely don't know. Can you explain the difference between RGH and JTAG Xbox 360 mods and when you're done, can you say your favorite producer tag as accurately as you can? Oh my God. Yeah, I can do both. Okay. I kind of figure. The first one is actually

I don't, I'm not greatly great at describing the difference. RGH stands for resight glitch hack and it's just a more sophisticated way to do a very similar thing. Both mods require you to as far as I understand to, micro solder onto the board, you're basically

tricking the Xbox into skipping its security function by having two parts of the motherboard wired to each other. That's what's my understanding. The J-Tag is just the older way to do it and it's like outdated. You don't really buy J-Tags anymore,

but people still say it. You usually only buy RGH Xboxes now. Yeah, that's what line is. And now there's an even more updated version that is a slightly different thing called Bad Avatar where it's just a USB stick on a vanilla console. You can just do it on any.

One USB vanilla console. No more. mods on the Xbox. We don't have to mail bomb the Wii anymore. Well, this is like dude, it's crazy. It's like you just literally put in a USB regular Xbox you have an RGH until it turns off and then it's not one anymore. Damn,

dude, side note, I, when I got into like the home brew shit, obviously the Wii was like pretty easy to do all that stuff too. Whenever I got a PSP I remember I was up late and it was a similar thing where there was something about the battery that was part of the security check back when it was harder to like hack. You had to like get

the battery open and basically just like rip off, but it was really weird, but I was using an exacto knife to try to cut the battery open, and I like cut my thumb open, and it was like 2 a.m. and like no one was awake, and I was like, fuck! They're going to say you blew your house up. It's either cut your thumb or the battery explodes

in your face. It was not, it was not, yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't for me. So there's like funny producer tags. Like, there's a lot that I, that's, that's one of my stims, I'd say, is just saying producer tags. I just kind of took a guess. I really like Maback music. But I think my actual real favorite one,

one is Lil Wayne's tag, which is just the sound of a bick lighter going twice. Yeah. And then Lil Wayne starts rapping. I think it's like the coldest shit ever. Damn. Which is like, you know, it's not very easy to say it with your voice. But yeah, I really like that one. I'll do like the BabyTron one, which is like the, ooh, shit, that's the Danny Gbeat.

There's so, I can do this for an hour. So many. But my favorite is Lil' Wayne's. Damn. Patreon episode. It's Nicky Jakey and Nick. We can go. Dude, we can do a power hour

about rap music for sure. ATS this beat. A.T.A.O. Jacob. A.T. Let's do one hour of you, me in a room with a microphone. An NFL studio. Dude, we should do another beatoff

in Nakey Jakey can, you can. Referee. Dude, I would judge it. I would judge it. Because I've been itching to get back in. It's been a year. We were supposed to beat off

before China, but you left. We went to China. Beating off's band in China. Yeah, we can do it. We gotta get it done for it. Like sampling just records you find in China for your beat off. I'm gonna beat off Chinese style now.

Yeah. Okay. What? It's just with the finger trap. Go ahead. Donkey, brother. We've conquered that. What was your question?

Oh, it's co-op jerking off with the finger trap. Yeah, I have one question for you that I wrote down. Yeah. And this is just actually going to be our last question before we have to wrap. Naky Jakey.

Yeah. cut or uncut oh cut and dude it it fucking breaks my heart I'm still trying to get it back hey this is the cut side of the room we're all searching for the phantom

limb it's like I'm gonna get it back it's good I want you to understand that never give up on that and when you find it you can come back to the side of the room going to the office or the hospital where you're born like where is it yeah

we're a fucking force game bro they're on a fucking ground It's out. Jesus out. It's just, they got it to prove like, it's like, I don't see me. I just point I'm like, so worried. I'm not trying to be crass, but you know it's missing. Something's missing in this picture.

40 guys in cloaks. Jake, we've been waiting for you. Step into our room. Dude, I was, in a vial. We knew you'd come with. I feel like, I feel like growing up, I had hell of friends that were uncut, and I was always jealous of the hilarious nicknames they had. Oh, yeah.

I real quick, I want to hear, you know, what you've heard, what you, what are you spitting. My friends used to call it my wizard cap. because it folds over at the tip. Yep, yep. Right. I was called mine the fly because when you bunch it up, it kind of looks like

the fly's big eyes and then it's long nose. That's way more specific. So people call it the water balloon because you could take it and then fill it with water in the shower and make it blow up a little bit.

A lot of great names. I feel like I recall like Woody hoodie, cock sock. I think one of my favorite ones, my friend Maxie says, He called it his creature rap. That was by far the funniest.

And whenever he gets drunk and he freestyles, he always incorporates like, baby girl, I'm furrow my creature wrap. Awaken it. Yeah. And meanwhile, we just have boring, beautiful circumcised penises, I guess. Sounds like an old little way in mixtape. Creature rap. Like a crazy Gucci cover. Dude, that Fettie Wob album is good as fuck.

All right, well, that's the yard. Any final words? Thank you, Mr. Jakey. dude thank you for throwing the CS event it was legit so much fun I can't take any credit Aiden genuinely did everything including win the whole thing

all I did was show up and kind of get a second to last metrically Was it second? Aden was on that shit You did good, didn't do great Thanks I'm glad you had a good time It seemed like everybody had a really good time It was so fun and I also just like

Flom shout out Flam Dude he's so good but he's so chill I loved the team I was on I mean meeting everyone was chill But like, same nothing is awesome. Also, Squeaks is the man. He needs to actually like really fucking good.

Well, guys, hope you enjoy the yard. This is Nakey Jakey. He makes a huge goddamn giant combo videos and also rap. Huge videos. Biggest videos you've ever seen. Circumcised, of course.

The only white rapper to own a green screen. Potentially. I don't know. See you next time. When I was in third grade, they thought I was on a green screen.