The Yard - Ep. 250 - Aiden's Drama with his Team..

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

This week, the boys talk about Aiden's counter-strike team drama, old contacts on their phones, and how Slime joined Faze Banks discord server... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's better than this? Fly like people. What's better than this? What's just late night? Boer fuckers. Eapy, four fuckers at the fucker office watching the crimson blur. What's, tell me one thing that's better than that. Tell me one fucking thing and I'll kill myself right now.

Doing that with Diesel Derek in the room. Probably that. I don't think 19 year old should be watching blur. That's a little. He lives with blur. You know that? That's just a... What?

You know who lives in that house right now? Who? Diesel Derek, Crimson Blur, Matt Dodzeb. This is exactly like when Predo Prescott was in the mentalist.

I was like, what are you doing? I didn't know these worlds all. What do they do? Yeah, what do they talk about? I don't know. Do you think they play

like Monopoly? I think it's like two and a half men and Diesel Derek's the kid. And Blur's Charlie Shee. Blur's right. Come on. Hey, Blur. You haven't been out of your room in a while.

So I want to make sure you're okay. Matt. Dad Zeb's the other guy. That also makes sense because Blur has HIV. Yep. Like Charlie Sheen.

And does crazy cocaine that plays 40 minute turns. Yeah. Yeah, dude. We were watching Blur. We're watching Places Let Inspire. It's a 40 minutes on the timer. Nick's watching him. He's got a headache.

He's watching Blur on the TV. I say, this is great. He's like, he hasn't entered the first fight yet. It's 40 minutes on the time. That is crazy. It must have been AFK. Like, we didn't see the first 25. It's unacceptable.

No, he does this all the time. I know he takes about 40s like. Wait, I don't know. enough about the game? Is he like prepping a deck for the first fight in the game? It's round it's round seven in counterstrike and your

player hasn't bought his first gun he's just hanging out? No because it's not a penit. I know it's not a game it's more like you put it up counter strike and you warmed up for seven hours and then you played one game I think it's more like you played you opened a game of chess and it's infinite time

and you took like it is more like chess. It's the first move. You're sitting there with White, you're like, like, how do I play this? And you're playing through like, if I go because then he could go. It's funny because this is kind of how a top level chess is, is like really, really long games,

like super day long games where the first move takes an hour and a half. The first move snap. It's usually, yeah. The first move. White's first move is snap. The first move is so snap that they usually pay, like they have a famous person do it

for them. Yeah, right. It's like, so they're like, Pete Wendz, throws in the first pitch. And he's like, E4. And Pete's like, all right. That's a good chess. Dude, and then Blur got into the first fight, and you're explaining it, and he's like, yeah,

he's hemming and hauling over a three damage differential on the first, and I was like, this is, this is a high win rate player. He cares. None of us are high win rate players like him. Should we punish a man for caring a lot? This is live right now. Oh, this is live, we will finish our podcast.

He still hasn't, he still hasn't played. Let's just call a Blur watch. All right, we're going to see if we can finish the pod before he finishes the run. We won't. We won't. Maybe he's a floor. Everyone take your bets. I bet. I think he's gonna finish it. Maybe the act two hours 20 to beat it

Wow. Okay, hold on let me let's let's add a does he have to win the run? Because if he loses it could be any Yeah, he'd have to win the run. Okay, so assuming he wins the run, if not the bet is null, but if he wins the run I think that he will not be done in time I think we will finish the show for okay if you're wrong. I want you in kidn nears tomorrow easy. Y'all were more okay. I want you with nothing but kidn nears tomorrow. I want you nothing but kitten ears tomorrow. I'm not Nothing but getting there. Okay. At the office? At the place of work. Okay.

What happens in here is safe. That is the office. This is. Oh, so good because I can call Kel. A really sound blow. Oh, no. Oh, so it's not.

No. Instantly, everything falls apart. Hold up. Hold up. It's safe for you. I can do it. It's safe for, but it's safe for them.

What do you think was behind the donkey noise, guys? Oh, he just caught the 1,000 person raid. He's kind of, thousand person raid. Don't just let it play. Okay, okay. It's really hard. You shouldn't put this in front of you all to do this. I will lock in. Yeah, you

What I mean? I mean, me, I think you might have spawned an evil version of Kelby. Dark Kelby's out and he's been different lately because you've been a little too mean to him. That's not true. I've been, dude, we've been hanging out more than ever. And I haven't been mean.

You called him both of these things. be true. Really sound bloke. On the podcast. In front of 300,000 people. And anyone could make that mistake. Wait, you know what's crazy? We didn't. Because we just talked about it for the first five minutes. What are you talking about? They don't know what we said. We have to bleep all of it. That's the new rule.

It's a dogie noise. That's the rule. We could have said anything. Archie, can you just you say any phrase you want instead of what we said. He's also in Dark Kelby because now he's going on M2AF. Saw that. He had so much fun. Dude, he, he sweat comments all day. Oh my God. Yeah. He's out there reading comments. He tweeted it out. He was like, he was like, hey guys, that's how I found out about it.

He was doing marketing for you guys. Because you're not going to see it on your timeline. God, no. You're not going to see it on your homepage. What was the word? He chose dutchin. What is that? You got this one?

That's what I used to call you. You know words. No, I've never heard of it. It's like, I don't even remember. It's like being mad at someone. Like being in a duchin with them. A state of intense resentment. Oh, and it's spelled like dungeon.

I'm a, I'm dutching against Kelly right now. Duggen on. He's getting a dead. in too many of too much attention. It's going to go to his head. He's going to quit. He's going to start a content career. Well, all the comments are vindicating you. I can't believe slime was right is what most of the comments say on that episode. It's only about the way you sound.

I'm not glim, man. Not the other parts where they're like, this is just a normal guy. Yeah. It's half and half on that regard. I actually felt bad. Because some people are really sliming out about it where they're like, it's just affirms everything. Slime says he is a creature.

And I'm like, I don't think it was that bad. No, it's fun. People like to be me. and then don't be me. I'm so polarizing and interesting. You've become worse streaming more. Who the fuck you're talking about? I didn't get to stream. I didn't get to stream.

You fucking ran it down with Nocturn. I begged Jynxie. I begged his bald ass to put me in. I saw the lineup for that thing though. Man it down. I played better than you've dreamed of like. We're talking about it. With Nocturn?

With Nocturn? What do you want for me? The I want the I want the Eiki to be pressed. I want the I'm trying that. I didn't see it. I watched the tournament. I didn't die in the interaction. I have I have a softness for Ludwig right now because in the cod tournament do you see the clip the Lily clip too? Do you find it? Oh my god. It's on my YouTube. It's like second and last so so Lily they're in grand final with game finals. No no it was just your last match. No it was just it was game five we we had lost game one and if if we best of three if we lose to this team and we're basically guaranteed bottom two if we win we have a chance of top two which is like a big deal for the 100K tournament. Lily. It's just watch,

but it's five. It's five, the next round wins the game. Versus six. There's no, there's no, rubber meets the road. Yeah.

Left side rocks. They have scump the best cod player of all time on their team. Oh, dude. Oh no. Coffee beats.

Can you take a, can you pause right when she throws it? Maybe you go frame by frame. Bro. Okay. So, I won't lie.

A little bit of, of a troll of where she decided to throw, but very unfortunate what happened to her. Because Ludd just strafes, not looking at her, because why would he be turning around? He strafes, and she just pegs the back of his head. There it is. It's in her crosshair for like a frame. She also equipped the semtex. No one says equipped the sempt. It's weird to have a semtex. Fragrenades are just better. Dude, that, because at first I was like, because I'm played a lot of CSGO, I'm like, a Nate in the team, that's not going to kill anybody, you know? But in this game, they all group for their push. We're all. We're all,

ready to execute. We're all like, he's like, push his face, look at her face. Is it three of you? Yes, bro, look at a kill feed. It's four before. It's four before. It was five before. The reason we all push in is because we got to pick up to this.

I watched this so many times and I didn't realize that he also killed Fuzley. I thought it was just he and scum. No, no. I mean, killing scump is basically killing the whole team here. Yeah, it is. So this happened to him, right? And I literally, I would, oh, oh. I messaged him.

I was like, I'm so sorry. And then today I was watching the league thing. And there was, Zoyle like, like, you know, he's new, whatever.

You overextends, he dies. Um, and then he pushes out top lane alone, no one in lane and loses to the turret. And I'm sitting there. And I look at Lenn's face. Let's like,

yeah. I was like, he was like, he was like, I think Zora DC and I think you DC. And then he was like, no, I'm here.

And then Ludo was like, no, you didn't teleport back. I thought you were genuinely a body. Because you were walking back to base. Why? He was walking. He was walking back to base from third turret. He walked back.

He like, he like 30 second walk back. And I was like, I was like, oh, fuck. Because that's what happens in UDC. I was like, so LDC. He didn't reply. Yeah. And they go, oh, shit, we should pause. No, I'm here.

And then he was like, no, I'm here. I got to buy. Like, fuck. Teleport. Tell him. It's fine. It was tough. So, you know, I feel for you, man.

It's fine, bro. You know, like, here's the deal. I'm back. I'm gaming. You have been, dude. I'll be on Discord at like midnight. someone's queuing premiere. Yeah.

I'm grinding. You're playing video games. Yes, I'm grinding. I'm using Fire Prack. How was some Street Fighter? Why? I'm playing Street Fighter. I won 10 straight.

Okay. Lord talked to me about Street. Yeah. Ranked trip? And I found out that when you win 10 straight, you win fucking 500 Elo per win after that. Yep, yep. It pushes you up to Master pretty quick.

Yeah. Which I wish I would have tried harder on the 11th game. Yeah, you get more still. Yeah, it keeps going. You thought it was over. So I was kind of fucking around a bit. So what rank are you know? Uh, plat three?

Oh. Oh. That's awesome. I mean, it takes a bit. It takes a bit. It takes a bit. It takes a bit. It does it not take a bit? It takes a bit.

I started plat one on plot three. I'm going to get to, there's a lot of rank to go through. I put him on to Hamad, who is this like, he's a great player, and he's just across the planet and he's a good Honda player.

But he's like in Hamad's chat and it's like 200 people in there. It's a lot of people with his checkmark being like, hey, what are the best combos? That's not, that's not what you ask. You can look that. up. Nah, it tells me.

It is the equivalent of going into fucking, I don't even know. Scum's chat being like, hey, where's B? Yeah. Yeah, what's the best gun? What's the best gun to buy? What's what you're using these days, Scum? All Cod pros have like commands for that question because they get asked that, I'm not kidding, all the

time. Really, because in Cod they change the game where you have to have like a build out for your gun. Like, well, you have like nine attachments like Warzone. It's actually gross. So that people will go in chat and they'll be like, what's you like, what's your setup? Oh yeah, yeah, I did that with Warzone too. I just looked it up because it's like the flavor of the battle pass has the best gun This is just like shotsie's chat and every person typing it's just like exclamation point and then the gun so they can see that specific build

Dude it is like it's like valour player exclamation points sends yes sense yeah I never understood the fascination with that Because it never helps you want to be you want to play like the pros you want to play like the damn pros Nintendo power there's no different than buying a Jordan and go into the court and trying to put your bick in the line and trying to get it all in the one time do get it You do get it's like I think God they're streaming to two viewers with their Itachi profile picture and it's like the sense is it gonna help you The mouse has holes in it go go fucking go work out a little or something like that's a white crack That was a big grift we all felt for was like oh mouse's need to be super light and it's they're Just like cheaper because they're made with less material and they have holes in them but they're twice the price

They're twice the price and half the material you hate light mice I hate light mice like heavy shit I like tungsten mice or you could be a guy who's like 20 K and c s and you bought You bought a wounding keyboard because that's definitely gonna be the difference maker You're a guy who looks up since you're hating you're hating no he's on this oh it does the wounding help I did this and it has it's the tens one Oh my god you're the guy who looks up sense huh you you bought a wounding no it's a physical object So therefore you're worse than a guy who looks up sense I'm completely a physical object it has resale value tens is like on it doing a thumbs up or something Yeah I bet it's a signature his cock is a space bar I bet it's a signature my god

They make these products in a fucking e-sports lab. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's a tough, that's a tough aesthetic. It's the tense color scheme. And I start,

and I plug it in day one. I'm probably shooting like tense. In the Chris Gilden, man. Looking good, bro. And you were going crazy with it? I was going crazy in default death match. Default death match valve matching. No, look at that.

Go up. Settings with a Z like tens. And it comes with tens is settings built into the keyboard. Does it? Yeah. That's crazy And then I went to Tends's chat And I got his sense

I was saying You know what? It's like that episode Of the office Where Michael comes in With Jim's haircut Aiden's like the circle glasses And Tens's hair

Hey man, what are you doing? Dude, those graphics Make me think it's good though Dude I I was playing with the squeaks Like right Like two games before the yard Yeah, he looked furious

And I was watching in the shower shaving my head And he wants He won these skin Oh, I don't want to spoil. I don't want to spoil. But I have skins on my account that belong to Squeaks.

There's a reason that they're there, but there's a trade cool down, right? You have to have them for seven days. And I, he's been messaged me, and he's like, can you trade me the skins? Can you trade me the skins? I'm like, no, the cool down's not over. So I checked today. He's like, it's the day. Like, it should be ready today.

I just believe him. And then we try. I'm like, okay, it must not be the time yet. It's not working. I go to the site where I bought the skins. There's this big timer that's like counting down until when you can do it. it starts with a two, and then I see the seconds counting down.

I'm like, okay, Squeaks, we're all good. You only got two hours left. We play two games with Counterstrike. And then that game finishes, I load up, and I'm like, he's been asking me the whole day. He's like a kid on Christmas. I'm like, Squeeks, actually, it's two days,

not two hours. He's not, he's not. Do they belong to him? Yeah, they do belong to. You're borrowing them. No, I bought them for him. He's going to give it to him because he's owed it.

You're molesting the money. Yeah. Oh, you're mowing the mud. On his behalf. Well, apparently you also haven't sent Leslie's knife to her. No, that's different. Why is it? Why is that different? Why is that different? Why is that different? Why is that? Well, we have to dull her first. Because she gets afraid. She wants the knife that I bought with the car for her knife. And we agreed that we would do this for a month. Like, we'd swap for 30 days. Okay, but this is, but it's not something you owe her. But I don't owe her that. I love when the rich play. The rich are playing. This is what the rich get to do when they play. They're putting all their keys in a bit. big jars. And you're going to borrow the Mazurahy for the fans of? Every other weekend I will get to use Fusley's yacht.

It's a fair deal. Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! I'm here the other night. Bro, it was the night we did the pod. I'm here, I stay a little late, play some street fighter. A little akuma.

Right? I'm playing some shit. He says that. Who says that? Dude. He fucking, dude. It's me yingling and Aiden Olme in the office.

They're about to fire up counterstrike. That day, Aiden was pissed all day. L.S. went fucking terribly. He comes in. We did the tearless episode. He set it aside. He did a great episode, very proud of him.

We come back. He's ready to load up some counterstrike with Yingling. Yingling says, hey, you know, power us up? Some sushi. Or some sushi to power us up without looking at Yingling just stare. You know how he stares and he shakes his legs? Oh, yeah. Stares at it shakes his legs.

No. No. Yingling's like, okay. You don't get it. You know what I did? I put Akuma down. I put Woody down. I'm like, Yingling, here, bro, I have it ready.

Let's order some food together. Wow. You have one million dollars. What the fuck isn't matter with you? It's not about the money. It's not about the money. It's not about the sushi. It's not about, you don't understand what's happening.

He's table slamming by round three, by the way. I want to give Aiden's, I want to give Aiden to sound reply because I do believe. that it's not about the money because he's a very principled man and I'm curious for principle he's standing on here. They, they, the beginning of this year,

we started. Who's they? They, I'll explain. Okay. It's probably who you think it is. The working class. They, the working class stories. We started a counterstrike team this year.

We're like, we're going to get together. We're going to play as a five sec. We're going to practice. Okay. This includes the lineup includes Nick Yangley. Yep. It's Adam. Yusuf.

Okay, you're arch nemesis. On your team. Yusif. Adam of the Askenh-N-N-Rat-Sach series. We're a good team. Takumi, Takumi of Oregon Melee. And as a sub,

our friend Grant that we met in Valve matchmaking last year. Really? Wow. He's a great guy. Sparks flew, it sounds like. And he's our sub.

This is the team that we've started playing with. We have a little when to meet that we usually put together. We have like scheduled practices that we've been doing this most of the year. But what has happened? You know what happens

when Nikki and Link goes into no mode? Fuck with you mode? You know what it's like? I do, yeah. Imagine if he has done that so much that the entire team has realized that it's funny to do this to me all the time at all times. Well, that would be called the Yard podcast. That would be when... Can I...

Can I... So, I want you to imagine... This is what my life is now. This is what my life is now. I go to the Yard podcast... My life be like... Where I'm the... I go to the Lemonade Stand podcast where I'm the fucking heel.

And then I come to play Counterstrike where I'm the fucking heel. And Yusuf, they play... push me to the edge. They do this every day. They constantly, they constantly, they think it's so funny to ask me if I'm gonna buy them pizza and donuts 70 times a day. Do you ever do it? Have you ever done it? Have you ever done it? Yelling, I want butter fingers now. Have you ever heard the, if everywhere you go it smells like shit, maybe look under your shoe.

What is it so constant? Hey, because here's a deal, like, now actually I'm, I don't know if you know this. They think it's funny every single time, every single time we play the kind of game, When we get two minutes into the queue, get two minutes in the queue, because we're five seconds, because we're five seconds. They think it's so funny to run the bit.

And did you cue the game? Aiden, did you cue the game? They do it every single time. Maybe it's anxiety. Push me to the tattered edge. I have no, I have no reprieve from anyone. I don't know, I'm just, I'm a high income earning individual

and I like to buy some things for others. You know what, giving can be as rewarding as receiving. It's sometimes more. It's not about that. hand stuff. I want to... All they do is torture me. All they do.

Especially Yusuf. So there's this homeless guy that I see a lot outside the 7-Eleven and he makes me eat food off of his belly. Oh, okay. And I've had it.

I've just had it. I don't want to do this anymore. You have been eating specifically off the man's belly and paying him for the service for quite a long time. Yeah, pay him a lot of money. I don't know he's still homeless?

I pay him so much. He asks me. The thing is about you ask me to do so I'll just pretty much do it. Is this, you do this and then eat Beatles at home? These are your two options? Yeah. I'm asking you about it. You said it because it's convenient, shut up.

Could I throw you a third option? Yeah, sure, I guess. But I just get hungry root. You want hungry, what is hungry root? I mean, it's just something I've been eating. You know I'm trim now, right? You're trim, your biceps are shrinking. I've lost 10, well, I'm staying the same lean mass.

Okay. Lean mass? But cut fat along the way, 10 pounds. is ready to eat in 15 minutes or less. That's way less time it takes you to get to the man. Yeah, I got to pour the beans onto his stomach and then lick him off. Credit to slime.

The man does make those meals on his belly with probably 800 grocery ingredients. Hunger holds ingredients to high standards. They avoid additives. So does Seth. You're probably licking high fructose corn syrup off sex. Oh, I can't imagine the amount of high fructose. Yeah, all the time all the time makes me.

And they're not a single high fructose corn syrup into a hungry root meal. How does terriarchy chicken and a broccoli bowl sound? That sounds pretty good. How does street corn cowboy tacos sound? How does honey garlic beef and jasmine rice and no stomach sound? He never does that for me. No, none of this is. It's mostly just beans and it's crazy because you pay him money. You think he would put a little more effort in it. Yeah, he just takes the pack of gummy bears, pours it on his stomach and I have to suck them up like the new new. You don't have to do anything. He has to do it unless he has to do what he does now to fix it, which is go to hunger.com slash the yard and use code the yard for a limited time. Get 40% off your first box. Plus, get a free item in every box for life. If you go to Hungarroot.com slash the yard, use code the yard. Get 40% off their box

and a free item for the rest of your life. I guess I don't have to do what he asks me. You do have to go to hungarroot.com slash the yard. Yeah, but what Seth asks me every day. I don't have to do anything. You have to do what we ask though. Okay. I'm easily convinced.

And no more tummy time. Cummy time's over. I guess it's over now. Hungry root. Say hello to you. I wanted to introduce a new segment to the yard podcast. Let's hear it. I think we do a lot of

throwing shit at people who can't defend themselves. Crime or cringe. You can crash out. But it's always us. You know, when he says the whole smear should die.

Yeah. What else did you want to say? Something about, I don't know, some sort of guy that works here. Okay. Yeah, I got it. I got it. So, like, that's another example.

They don't get to defend themselves. Changes P.P. I like to call Nick Engel. And I just like to get his POV on it. I feel like Nick Inling never. Why is that your reaction instantly? Can I just give him a call? We should call him.

Let's just give it. Let me. Because I feel like your reaction. Can we be any other day other than this one? What happened today? Well, today's the day that we've brought it up. Let me just call Nick Yingling. It's the worst.

Yingo, you're live on the Yard podcast. Welcome to tell us how you feel. I'm great. Has Aiden brought me up? Actually, yes. It's a really good. I don't know how you knew that. Yeah, Aiden brought you up, and he was saying that you are a menace

and that you will bother him along with Yusuf and just a general... And whatever the fuck their names were. Terrorist pushing him to his tattered edge. And I'm wondering if you have a reply, is Aiden actually the real snake? What happened today was I was not involved, just to be clear. If he has already said what happened to me. We don't know. What happened today?

Why don't you tell us first? I don't even know what happened to... Can I just hear that? Break this story. Can we make this story? Any other day. Is it my turn to speak? It's her to speak, Edith.

He's great. Okay, so Aiden sends our team a one-hour counterstrike video and says there's a lot of concepts in here. And of course, it's a one-hour counter-track video. No one-hour counter-strike video. No, no. But people are teammates to sign my phone. To the teammates watch it, okay. Yeah, and they take their time out of their day to watch the hour-long video Aiden sent.

And then, Aiden says, I have an worker emergency. I can't play. And then, 30 minutes later, he's in a queue with squeaks. Oh! Oh, wow! You lie! I'm exaggerate. Like a pile on my feet.

I'm bleeding out. I'm going to fucking bleed out. I'm dying. I'm going to stab you more. Oh, fuck, please. I don't know. Oh, God. I just need a recap.

Aiden was supposed to play with you guys as a little. This is not what happened. Jess getting a recap from him. It's how. You'll have a chance. Two people who watched the hour-long video. Who was? Was that Adam?

Was that? It was used to being Grant. Wow. Grant, and Grant's a good guy. He's a great guy. You turn Grant into a terrorist, Nicky. That's not related to the East Coast. So he has to stay up way longer to play with him.

How's to say Grant stays up until three every night? That's a- Oh, my God. You're encouraging the behavior with your actions. It's a Monday. It's a Monday. It's a Monday, man. Monday.

Monday. So they, and so then what? You guys just couldn't play because Aiden wasn't there? You played without him? Like, how did that work? Did he say emergency? No, no, nobody played.

And then he played with Squeets for three hours and we all raped. Three hours? This is true. And then what you do? No, no, hold up. We did Haywatch. That's true.

You Haywatch. That's why Yingling was in Squeez's chat. I saw it. This is all making sense. And then you guys played one after, didn't you? I did not play with him. And this was Yusuf and Grant only because they watched the video.

And how did that one go? I don't know, because Mondays is there Arizona game night and I respect my friend's time. Oh my God. You respect your friend's time? Dude, you respect your friend's time. Oh my God. You respect your friend's time.

I'm getting Adam. I'm calling. I'm calling. We're so far out of the one of the yards. I will call Adam on the Yard podcast and see if he thinks you respect people's fucking time. Thank you so much for this. I appreciate you being a guess on how do you feel? How do you feel?

How do you feel? Gingling, this all came up, by the way, because when you asked him for sushi to power you up, he just said no, and I felt terrible. He said no, and Anthony bought me sushi. It was fucking crazy. Yeah, because he makes a million dollars. He makes so much more than Anthony, and Anthony bought me the sushi. Anthony barely makes any money.

Anthony's almost like poor. Yeah. I'm poor. It's crazy way that he's how he even treats me. I play with him every fucking day. He fucking gets so angry. I mean, he sells terrible, terrible things to me. And I still play with them.

I saw, I saw literally sound like that. Thank you for speaking up about that. See you man. I'm good. Bye. What's wrong? I live in hell.

If he's poor, Yingling is so like, Engling's like, Oh my God. We don't even use it. There's not a word for it. And you did what you did that to him. Well, Aiden,

here's the deal. You have not one stage, but two stages to speak on. Nick Engling had three minutes and 45 seconds of a stage to speak on. Like, you get to reply here. I applaud his bravery for getting up on that stage. Really.

Perish. Brank person. It takes a lot to stand up and say, you know, I was wronged by a rich one-percenter. So how does the 1% feel about this? I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know what to fucking do. I mean, you were going to call Adam.

You were, you were riled up earlier. Now you're looking at the shoes. He's the snake. He's the snake. He's the snake. He's the fucking snake. He's the fucking snake. He's not like the snake.

Is there a mild amount of truth to what he brought up? Perhaps. Okay, let's draw a snake. We start, we tried. It's an S and he likes S, but it can't make it. He likes S. The audio listeners, let me evaporated. He was hit by a big, he was by a big ray, and he is now gone.

So, I mean, what then, let me ask you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy, you there? What part of that was an exaggeration? He's not picking a great part to say that... You're just laughing. It's just so much of it. It's the lengths of time for all of it. He doesn't cop to anything.

They won't admit. They won't admit anything. They won't admit, wasn't it an hour-long video? It was a 20-minute video. It's a 20-minute video. How important is this detailed to you? Let's talk about that. Honestly, I hate being on the side of this nap.

It's really important. I think it's annoying because... Hour is crazy. I think it's annoying because it's like, slander his character with an hour, but you don't need to. Because the important part of this is that if I heard correctly, he said he couldn't play, but then he played with someone else. I think that was the other part.

That was a lie. That was the other. He said within 30 minutes I was playing with squeak. That's not true. I was playing with squeaks literally over an hour later, and I have the time stamps to prove it. Now you said there was an emergency. There was. And I dealt with it.

You handled it. You handled it. I handled it. It took me about 35 minutes. 35 minutes of emergency is over. You don't say yingling. You wouldn't play anyway Would you do as a favor?

Would you check the timestamps On when you sent the message that says Emergency I can't play And then the timestamp of when you asked Squeaks to play Or he asked you Okay, it's right there on black Let's compare those two timestamps I don't want lies

Don't make me check your phone Don't make me check your phone Okay Can I can I hold on Let me get some credibility here I I You have to scroll

You know what Why I'm scrolling for so long? Because they spent the entire stream flaming me in the group chat while we played. They literally, Yingling couldn't even play, by the way. Yingling was never a part of this. And you're listening to him. It's just he makes so much money.

I don't know what to think. He has so much power. He has so much money. He's so much power. He's his boss. Do you think about that? Do you ever think about that part? I don't want to think about it.

Go ahead and just lock me up and take me in right now. I, okay. Okay, okay, this is, I sent this message in response to Yusuf because nobody was getting together to play. Like there was no, there was no urgency. Let's hear two times steps. There was urgency. I want to hear two times steps.

Yusuf, hold on, hold on. I want to hear two times steps. Yusuf messages the chat. Lovely, great, the hammer of truth. Thank you for, thank you for grabbing that. Right now, what we're asking. He messages, hey, hold on, shut up. What we're asking Aiden to verify right now is the timestamps,

the two timestamps. Every time I ask for the timestads, you get words. There's numbers, words. But I'm asking for two times. The first one is the timestamp of when he told his friends, he could not play with them. The second one is the timestamp of when he asked squeaks to play. Nick, I get this. I have the hammer of truth.

It goes through the head of those who lie. Aiden is a very reliable guy. I tell the truth. I have him handle all of my paperwork, my business work. He knows numbers. And historically, you pick really good guys for that job. You know what I'm saying? Like, historically for the guys you put in charge of the numbers.

I think I got it the first time. Just like, go out of the first time. No mistakes. No mistakes. No mistakes. A couple of broken eggs. It's probably been a history of just strong people that overlook the numbers. The taxes.

Strong people. Strong people. Aidan, what's the numbers? 4.59. Sorry, 457 p.m. That's work emergency. 4.57 p.m. Great.

Is when I start working on it. Shave two minutes off the 450. The message. Wait, wait, when you start working on it? Yes. The emergency. Like, when you told them. When did you tell them?

but this is a time stamp in Slack when I confirmed that I started working on the thing that I was talking about. I'm just curious when you told them. I told them at 517 because it was responding to a message that Yusuf had put in the chat. He said, sorry, I'm in the gym.

So at 517. So just to be clear, Yusuf wasn't ready to play. Aidan, you're getting really defensive. No one's mad at you and this hammer is going to go through your head soon. The hammer will be the truth for us all. The whole hammer. It's not just the top.

It's going to be the first time. And then, So I let them know at 517. Keep in mind at 5 and 17, they were ready to play. I totally in my head. I'm not forgetting it. I'm not forgetting it. I'm not forgetting.

I'm squalling? 518. I'm scrolling. Are you just talking about your day? I think he's looking at Chichet. At 544. Okay. So this is the exact time for a lingling had said.

Well, Yingling said 30 hours. Hold on. Hold on. This is when I. I asked. When we started playing, when we started playing, it was 6.15. You asked Squeaks? Hmm? Yeah, that's important.

Squeaks didn't ask him. 544, you asked him. And when I got in the lobby with Squeaks, I asked, I said, hey, can I add anyone else in or do you want to just rip? And he said, let's just rip. And you said, yes, Squeaks, whatever you say. And keep in mind that when I did this, nobody had messaged the chat. Damning. For the last hour.

Look, it's... It's damning because... Aidan, it's not a good look, and I get why you didn't want to bring this up today. And I think other days, yingling's the snake, but today you slithered here. Yeah. And I get why you went four and 13. You left a slime trail. It was bad vibes.

Bad karma. And then he said I played for three hours with squeaks, which also wasn't true. Well, hold on. 545, 615. I got in the shower at 830, started shaving my head. You were still playing. The game ended about 835. That's about...

And he's the guy with numbers. So I believe all that. Playing at... He started playing at 615. You asked him at 545. No, no, no, no. 5.45 to 8.35 is 2 hours and 50 minutes from the time that he asked him to the time that the timer hit zero.

Can we forget about this guy in his fucking team, which is crumbling and falling apart before his hands? They sound like a team. They sound like the worst... Functional. They sound dysfunctional. Do you hate all of them? They hate you.

They don't even like playing. I'd rather play with fucking pooky. I hate to tell you, you're a lull cow. Dude. Do you understand this? You're a lal cat. But he's not a low cow with squeaks. That's why this is the worst day,

is because this is like my first, this is like my first, maybe second infraction here. But in this fucking group. So you admit it's an infraction. You admit this? Uh-huh. You admit it's a infraction.

Sorry, first maybe second? Hmm? You really want to stand on first, maybe second? second maybe third okay all right let me ask you something

but for Nick Yingley of all people to come in and say that I don't respect this time That's right bitch Let me ask you something When you denied him sushi And then you were table slamming By round three I was there

Cool huddle I was playing street fighter Is that an infraction Or is this is the way It has the boys being boys What is it Is that just how we talk to the floor Is that we say shit

People slamming is not an infraction Third round Not the table The sushi say sushi into the table slam how many times I've bought him sushi and it's like and there's no reciprocation he doesn't give back

he's a fucking dirt person I don't mean money I just I think he has to get I think we all know what he means Oh oh oh The power dynamic I see The power dynamic is a moral Just give a little back

I need something The jangling of a belt buckle I need one day A loose thing of jeans Mc Yingman ring a little bell on your desk. Nick Yingling. The bell's around his knee.

Walk up to the trust Nick Yingling. I'm under the desk Q. H.J. From Nick Yingling. I don't need that. And under the desk. And Yusuf goes, who's under the desk?

Don't worry about it. Yeah. Don't worry about it. That's what I don't need. Don't worry about it. What I need is one day, one day of playing with this team where they don't think

it's the funniest thing in the world to torture me. That's why I need one day like that. And the more you need it, the more they're going to do it. You know what I mean? Yingling, I will say, is an extreme narc. Because he goes in my chat all the time.

He's like, bans Yusuf. I'm like, bro, this guy's fine. What's your problem? No, he's not. I tell Yusuf, I'm like, Laylo, I don't think Ying's here today. I'll un-ban him and shit. But I don't unmod Yingling because it's like, well, you know, he has... It's a game of cat and mouse.

Anyway, Yingley messages me. He's like, you want to see some shit? It's Yusuf messaging Yingling. He says, bro, you and me, we could do some serious peanut gallery to slime because I've been playing countertrak on stream. We could do some serious peanut pig. We should really chirp at this guy be so fun. Yingling gnarked on him to me.

This is what I'm saying. Do you understand? You're taking his testimony at word. So I had to say. But Yingling, I will say this. He's a son of a bitch. He's an agent of chaos. Yeah.

But a broken clock is right twice a day. Do you understand this? He can't draw a snake. He can't draw a snake. He couldn't put the shape in the hole. What happened? He plays with car mats. We all make those jokes.

And this is the guy This is the guy that I have to put up with Alright, look, I think we solved it You made an infraction Today of all days You're addicted to Pookie's attention What he gives you Something you need

That's okay I love Pookie I came here excited today To share something with you Really? Yeah Excited Was it this? What did you want to share?

It's grown back Man It's fucking growing back Oh It's growing back back. Oh my god, it's here. It looks so much. It actually is. It looks like Sean Strickland.

That looks really good, man. That's amazing. It's quite bad. It looks just like a, it's like a Lego. It looks good, dude. Really fucking good. The stress definitely is helping too, because it's definitely not falling out more.

I had a litmus test. What is your guys' girlfriend's name and your phones? Is it first name last name? It's first name last name with a lemon emoji. Okay.

Because when I met her, she was driving a yellow car and I was cute. Lemon emoji is okay, but I think first name last name is a faux. Am I crazy? No, I think, look,

I've done the nickname thing before. I think after a while, I'm just kind of like... But why put her last name? What are you to forget? Well, what are you doing? I have a unique case,

I think. What's that shit? Where I met this person a very long time ago. You forget the last name? I was like, oh, it'll put your full name in. So it's been that,

so it's been that way the same, I've not changed her name since the... When you input her first number, it cloud saved it over all your phones from all your life? Yeah, I've all, I have every number. It's kind of beautiful.

I can actually prove this. I have people in my phone that are like, like from high school, like a bunch of from high school. You're a first name last name guy. Yeah. Well, I used to be a freak. A lot of people do this, I've learned.

I used to put the first and last name both in the first name field. Oh, that is pretty gross. That is a freak. It's really bad. But then, uh, I started getting punished for it once iPhone released the feature where like you're texting someone and it just says like here's their contact would you like to add it and now I have a mixture of first and last names. Did you go through and change at all? I can't. It's too many. I mean you could.

You're not motivated enough. Okay let's let's contact. I'm literally not motivated. Mod. Contact mug. Who has the most context in their phone? Total. Everyone pull your phone. It might be bro. Everyone pull your phone out. It's going to see as you get cut. Um, I think it's really bottom. You're like the you're like the guy. How do you check? Very bottom. Very bottom. I've got mine. I got some old ass girlfriends in here. Uh, 143. Really? What's yours? 573. Damn!

That is so many people. She's got a log, 648. How do you have known so many people? I think if I went to... What is that? I think if I went through every single one of these, I think I'd probably get about 500 right. I'd be like, this is who this is.

That's so crazy, so many people! I will say, I've had, like, if I scroll through, there is, like, there's a lot of people with just, like, first name, and it's, like, a girl I went on two Tinder dates with. you know. Yeah, the keyblade graveyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of your phone. Yeah. Like, I've got, like,

I have Danny S in here. Who's that? I have so many in here that I just could not tell you who this is because it's a nickname. This is why. It's a nickname and I'm like, who the fuck is this? All right, Aden, what's your girlfriend's name and your phone? Is it first name last name? It's first name last name. No emoji? But, but... This sounds like, no, just confirm no emoji? No emoji. She's the only person in my contact list and the entire thing that I have a

custom profile picture set for. Is she, wait, is she in your emergency contacts? The con, go to your, go to your thing. Is that a feature? And then go, sorry, the favorites, the favorites page is what I mean. Is she in your favorites page? I don't think I use the first page of the iPhone screen or the phone screen. It's the letter, the star.

Star, no favorites. I don't use this feature. No favorites. See, this is why I didn't know this was a thing. This is why I'm built different than you folk. Because the four people are my favorites. The four people are my favorites. My mother.

father, my lovely goddess girlfriend, and my best friend from high school. Really? Yeah, you're not even fucking in there. Put me in there. Put me in there. I'll put me in there. All right. I'm in. Let's go. You want to be in? I guess everyone's getting

I guess everyone. It's getting full. I can't just be everybody. The more people I put it just becomes my context. Do you think if I've moved in with blurred Derek and Matt, I wouldn't be the heel there. I think you'd be, ooh. Wait, I have one more. You are the heel there. I have actually one more.

Wait, where are we? Where are we on the blur counter? We're 90 minutes in, he's floor 13. Floor 13, Act 1. That's fucking crazy. There's a zero chance he wins. That's fucking crazy. Why?

I can't find you. So first name, last name, no emoji. So she's like your teacher or something? Yeah, one more test. She's my teacher. One more test. Pass or fail, both of you guys. If you guys go to your texts,

do you have anyone pinned? I don't know how to do that. You use all these features. I don't do that. Do you have anyone pinned? No. I have one. Who the fuck is that?

One person pinned at the very top. It's my goddess. That's cool. There she is. My girlfriend, I just have her first name in here, and then I have her, I am a PFP guy as well. I don't change PFP.

We all lose. I think I've had that one since like our first couple of dates, but we all, we all lose to Lubbik, by the way, in the mog off of good boyfriending. Really? I feel like, yeah. He's probably right now.

Dude, he has first. helping her with something. Yeah, but what is her contact? I would be like, I would be like, doing pod, comma, I'll call you in 45.

Doing pod, laughing emoji, party emoji, sad emoji. It's lit here, wall. I can smell, I can smell them now.

Ew, man, I can smell your pot. I can smell your nuts. I can smell your chocolate cream. Yeah. It's open your monkey Monday for you, we're far away.

No, that's the problem is that the distance isn't mattering. It's like the Spongewob episode. where they have bad breath and everyone thinks that they're ugly I'm ugly man I'm ugly

how do you pull yourself out of the gutter I think it's filling in we should sell yard derma rollers dude that'd be fun that'd be a good little piece of merch A yard dermer roller Because we know because hell

we know they need it Hey look it's Jesse Pinkman Okay we came up with a little test I love it here What first question of the test What is Is your girlfriend's name and your phone? Is it first and last?

Or is it a cute nickname? First name, last name, no emoji. It's not first. Like she's a pharmacist? And last, it's first, last initial. It had a cute emoji. It used to be like cute in like whatever. You removed it.

I removed it, yeah. Oh, okay. Punishment? Punisher. Huh? Punishment. Punisher. I was mad at her one time.

I said, I'm going to punish you. A panda emoji. And then I go, oh, I didn't open your text. Is you trying to show her? Yeah. All right. It looks exactly like a fucking con. Contractors name.

Is it? Yeah, that's you. That's you. This is her in my phone. Wow. That's so... Wait, is the initial part of the first name field? Or did you move it to...

Did you go to last name and type the initial? Uh, no, no, it's just a W in there. It's in the first name field. It's all first name? You typed the first name field. I don't know, I'm gonna check. Okay. And she has a...

No, no, I put last name W. Last name W. That's got a same. And she has a profile picture in your phone or no? No, no, God, no. Okay. So that was actually part one A. And then question two, who is in your favorites tab of your phone contacts, the star at the bottom?

Oh, that's a thing? I don't use it. No one of the feature. He's an Apple chunk. Zero favorites. Apple cell. Why would you favor it? So you have room in yours.

I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. It's actually full. What the fuck? That's so weird. 40,000. 40,000 what?

Let me. I found out how much I spend on. average a month. What? That can't even be true. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I didn't. I don't. I didn't. I don't know. How do you? I don't. I don't. I don't know. I downloaded rocket money. Okay. And I, and I checked. And it tells you exactly. I put in all the information, put in every credit card I have, all of my PayPal links, everything. And I found out just how much I spent a month's $40,000. What's the breakdown? What do you spend? Okay. Well, it's cool that Rocket Money showed you that, but I want to, now I want to know. power bill's kind of high.

It can't be that high. My power bill's kind of high. It's not that high. It's not 40K. I don't even think it's. I know what your power bill is. It's not that high. My power and water was like my utilities was like I think $2,500.

Okay. That doesn't like that is insane. I know. I'm telling you. It's not close to 40K. It's pretty high. And then my internet is like $110. We're not getting closer to my phone bill.

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So I canceled my Apple TV subscription because I realized I wasn't. So Severn's over, bro. Severn's over. I'm not even watching Ted Lassow. And I don't care about the Harrison Ford show. What about all of the cobblestone cases you're buying? No, I'm saving $14.99 a month. Right.

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I'm buying out the market guys. I'm buying this issue where I keep, because I don't do favorites. I do, hey, Siri, and then I say, can you go? Oh, sorry. And I have it call someone. Yeah. And I had this issue where Nick Yingly is not the only Nick in my phone. There's a lot of Knicks.

Yeah. One of the Knicks is this guy who used to work here. You hear like steel drums in the background and the sound of gold coins showering. And like, that is like, aloha, brother. What have you called me for? You can clearly hear a straw sipping a drink out of a coconut. You hear the slurp of a peanut colada. You hear the crashing of waves.

Dude, I called him last week. That's fucking crazy. Because I said it, I said fucking, hey, can you call Nick Yingling? And it came up. Because it just took the Nick part, I guess. I bet his blood ran ice cold. It was a no answer.

He goes, well, you cock sucker, how the hell are you? You want to get your leg back? Dude, it's not the first time it's happened. I was driving the K truck, which is electric, and it fucking died while driving. Dan, that, that raggedy $9,000 car, that you got modelled to be a half a battery to drive it and broke down? The legacy battery is very nice. Crazy. You don't take care of it.

I was charging it incorrectly. Oh, really? Really? We had a new charger. Jumpers are wrong. The charger was on ironically like an iPhone 3GS and it had to be like hung to the right in a way for it to connect. Now it's good But anyway

It dies while driving I'm feeling it peter out It's literally giving me Nothing while pushing down It goes like And it's like a cartoon image Of a truck still coming to a stop And so I go fucking

The only guy who I know And I help me in the situation Is Nick Engley So I say hey Siri can you call Nick Engley And I call this guy Nick from high school This guy stole my prom date from me Really?

This guy I asked this girl to prom She goes Ah this other guy asked me This guy Nick That's the other guy asked me She's deliberating back and far because I was really good friends with her. And I liked her. She did not like me.

I confessed feelings in the red room. She said no. In the red room. He went to a fucking private school. In public school. Had a red room. Yeah, we had a red room. When he picked up was he putting fucking inches in her, like right there?

What? Like still, like this many years later. Imagine, bro. She's happily married to a different thing. Oh, God. This is a third guy. There's a third man. There's a third man that she was.

What's his name? Oh, God. I shouldn't say I shouldn't doc, but he was, because he got a weird name, but he, she was obsessed with him. Quentin. And he blew her off fucking two years straight. She didn't quit on some creeper shit. She didn't quit. Persistent, femme cell.

She's pregnant with the third kid right now. Wow. And that just goes to show you, don't quit. Don't quit, especially if you're a Floyd. I mean, that's a lot of beautiful marriage stories. It's like, it's like, I said no the first 15 times. I finally got a 16, he'd married 50 years. It's also the story of like a bad experience of the stalker.

Of course. Yeah. The same thing. Different castles. How handsome is this guy? Which, Nick? That she was two years waiting. Oh, he, he, he's hot.

Crazy man. He can get away with whatever the fuck. He's bad as hell. He's a bad, bad man. Anyway, Nick wins a prom date with his girl. Yeah. Fucking great. Wins it.

Wins the queen. I go stag on a fucking razor scooter with my boy Evan. Oh, hold on. Yep, yep, yep. I didn't know the razor scooter part. Yeah, we packed razor scooters and then scootered up. That's quirk chungus boy He probably looks at the lonely out on the way too

I just has said I was supposed on the way to prom Um Yeah motherfucker I'm awesome No you're not dude Yeah And uh

And then at prom He fucking cheats on her On prom night At prom At prom On prom night He has sex with a different girl He had

He fud He fuck a different girl He f h o at She night of prom. She's in fucking tears. That's dastardly. You know what I'm? When Aaron Carter fucking I love candy comes on.

First thing I fucking say to her. No. The wrong fucking guy. You said that? Yes, a nice fucking choice, bro. And then you get into your fucking Lamborghini. She's like, wait, I didn't realize.

He got on a razor scooter. I didn't realize. Oh, that's your razor scooter? Yeah. Sorry, bitch. Sorry slut? Yeah. I'm fucking scootered away.

Just right off into the, in the night. Got hit by a fucking scooter. The middle of the scooter's bowing in the screen. The middle of the scooter is like sparks. So I call this guy. I call this guy 15 years later after he fucking cheated on that girl.

Is this the only time? Like you haven't talked to him since? I've not talked to him in 12 years. It's unbelievable. And he picks up. Picks up? Does he know? Does he know that like he's popping?

That picks up. I don't know. You were in a jinxy. I'm assuming he knows I'm a streamer. I'm assuming he's aware of it. Okay. But I don't know. But he snap picks up.

and he goes he just says like yo and I think it's yingling you are an animal because I'm like I'm like sitting there I'm like this and he goes Yingo I'm trying to remember my social security number I gotta do it to you again

because that's usually how the calls that Yingo go Yingo doesn't speak Yingo picks up and I go Yingo Yingo Papa's got a problem he needs baby bear to come through there's blood

he was whatever I need to bring a tough word box Yinging mushroom or pepperoni not a serious one but I still need your input literally yes I can call Yingling he will answer almost any time of day. I go yingling, I need a vat of acid. I have a body. I need to figure.

He would be like, okay, I got it. He, no, what he does is, um, okay. I can call her a vat guy. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, he tells you something you don't really care to hear. He's just, he's safe for himself. You look like Robin Hood right now. I know, right?

I'm working on that look. So what bro say? So I'm going off. I'm like, I'm like, the K-chucks fucking, fucking, I'm broken down in the middle of fucking street. The battery died. I thought I charged a battery. It says it has more battery.

Don't have enough battery. is dead now. I'm stuck here. I need to be towed. And then he's like, so you need like help? And I'm like, I'm like,

yes. And I look at the deal thinking of tingling. I'm like, that sounded weird. So I check. And it's Nick. And I'm like, oh,

you hung up? And no. I was like, because I was like, well, I can't hang up now. I was like, oh,

my bad. I called the wrong Nick. And he's like, do you need help still? I'm like, I'm, I'm in L.A. I don't know if you can't.

me. He's like, oh, cool. I'm in like Philly. I'm like, fuck yeah. And he's like, all right, man, let me know if you need any help. I'm like, I don't, I won't. It's like, you still with Tina? Yeah. You still piping Tina? Like you work prom. Fucker. Think about it. You ever think

about what you did? You didn't think about you stole my prom date. Fucking hate you. So anyway, I got a nuke all nicks in my phone, I guess. Well, I got a couple of names. There was a time at this company when there were 12 employees at the company and four of them were named Nick.

And it was, it was a problem. I think to this day, in Christian's phone, our friend Jake's name is Jessica's smiley face. Because, because it was like a,

hey, we want it. It was like some situation. We wanted it to come across like he was texting a girl. Yeah, like shows mommy's not gay. Yes.

Yeah, 15 years ago. Mom, look. Mrs. B, I'm not gay. I'm not gay. This is Jessica.

A little smiley face. And then it's, and then it's just Jake and Christian just sexing each other all dirty as fuck. Jake, we gotta fucking,

we gotta make it real. Yeah, we gotta make it real. Tell me what your boobs were like, I can't even make fun about you. Close up nipple picks.

I would be fucking filled by you, Christian. To Jessica. Christian's like, I'm gonna put my balls in your ass. Oh,

you have an opportunity to mug, by the way. How many context do you have in your phone? Total. Yeah, I thought I had a lot. You scroll to the bottom.

It tells you a number. It tells you a number. Yeah. Tells you a number of the total contacts in your phone. I don't think it's a lot. 440?

Wow. Do you want how much Anthony has? I have 153. I guess I'm... Wait, but that's not... Also 36. My boy. Wong, Chang, long.

Yeah, you said it really well. Cool. Is that every phone number you've ever had? Or have you lost numbers? And I'm talking to you, Anthony. Me? That's pretty much, that's all of them.

I never changed that shit. But, uh, what can you do? I just, I guess, you know what I'm a Discord guy dude what if I do a text everyone day hit everyone up in your phone hit everyone up in my phone if I don't get a reply with a 24 hours just a reminder what happens sorry if you don't reply you text everyone your phone if they don't reply within maybe 48 hours more fair they don't reply than 48 hours they're nuked ditch the number your mom

if she don't reply in 48 hours just has a lot of time out she straight up doesn't She's out, bro. Dude, I have therapists and then therapsit. They're different. They're therapists and they're rape. Wait, let me see if they're the same person. No, they're different. I got hell of people from, like, classes I was in.

Like, this one just says, Angel, History 202. Classic. It's so crazy to still have that. You need that. Imagine it's like, it's just like a girl that I put Angel. If I were to do this, actually, it's a horrible idea. Like 50 girls from high school think I'm sliding on them. Do the, oh, yeah.

Dude, the only people that have PFP's in my phone are ex-girlfriends, so it makes it kind of awkward. The only person I have a contact for on my phone, and this is true, is Tsungla. Really? From Diamond Bar, from back in the day. My Taiwanese lover. Dude, Ryan has a bit moji of himself. It looks so much like him. That's a good emoji.

That's Ryan. That's apt. So much bullshit in here, man. I got to do a purge one day. This is a good idea. This is a good idea. There's just so many. I might be a dumb phone guy.

Who's Cody Drag? Call Cody Dragon right now. Straight up, call him. We said we'd only call him we need him. Don't do it. Don't waste your call. I don't summon the summon. I don't know if it's a good time.

Summined him. Zipper said I know who that is. Zipper, how do you know who that is? Call Cody Dragon now. Do it. You have nothing to lose. Zipper genuinely knows who it is. You type who it is?

I feel like I need to see my text with them. Zippers letting us know who it is. How the fuck does Zippenow? How do you know? But I mean, you are omnipot. Dude, I have some. crazy numbers in my phone. Grayson Goss, the guy that scammed me for 100K.

Grayson, yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's ancient gunes. No wonder Zipper knew it fucking snap. We can't share his answer, but it's crazy here. It's ancient gunes. You know Kurskazza's out the YouTube channel?

Yeah. I got them in my phone, but I didn't know how to type it, so I type Quares Gazette. Yeah. That's actually, that's actually just right next to tell with you. I have the president. I have the president of Shopify. Oh. The president. The guy's got to be word like 50 mil.

Yeah. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. He's Canadian. That guy and a phone running

Claude talking to each other and see how long it takes the dogus. Oh, chop it up. I get a three-way call between me. Harley.

Cody. Dude, I could call Mr. Beeson. You'd call president or Shopify. Yeah. We'd link them out. They probably don't know each other.

They'd probably 69 each other eventually. In like three days, they'd be 69 each other. Okay. Somebody in here is just one word hooktail. You fucked that person. You're bullied. You had sex to that person.

You're a bully. Who is that? Hooktail? Who is it? Just putting people in your phone like fucked up eye. Yeah. It's so interesting. Ugly mouth. College. That's so, yeah, that's cruel. It's an interesting. It's an interesting thing to do. Interesting thing about you. I'm learning. You're, he's an evil guy. I got someone to my phone. One big titty. One big titty. High school. Lopside. You got a bitch of my phone named Lopside. What's that mean? Jack Hoyt? Jack Hoyt, no fucking way. You think it's still his number?

He probably cycles phones. This is a, I've got a crazy shit going on in here. I've got three. I'm not kidding. Three katies. There's a lot of Katie's. Just Katie's. Put them all in a group chat.

Like, what's up Katie? Hey guys. If you're watching the show right now and you're down, put every single number in your contacts in a group chat and say sup. And send me a screenshot. I'll see what they're saying. I want to see how crazy it gets in there. Send me like a video.

It's just mom, dad. Mom, dad, like everyone you've ever met, too. So, yeah, it's my eight contexts. Hella green texts. Therapists and third third purpose. Um,

what? Your favorites are full? Eh? Yeah, I get you. I get you in my favorites, bro. He said his are full. I just added slant.

That was the last one. I ironically need to add you because I have called Aiden Ross when I meant to call you in the past. Words? Yeah, I remember that. And we haven't squashed.

Me and Loas. Thank God. Dude, I don't know if me and Loosquished. No, Loz doesn't know you, bro. Huh? No, he doesn't fucking know you. Loz today? Like, get this, bro. He's looking fresh as fuck.

I know. I went to his kick string today. Oh, my boy Loz. He's live on kick. He bangs out this league tournament. Guess where he goes after? Courtside Lakers. Courtside Lakers again.

Again, bro. Watch him get dunked on. Again. Ever was like, are you fucking through the tournament? You're so bad. He's courtside Lakers. He's watching OKC. Let me ask you something like.

Do you think you're, Fucking boosted animal in counterstrike. No, not even a little bit. I'm 13K Natty. You're just actually horrible at the game. I've played so much better than you. I watch you, bro. I watch you every stream.

You're horrible. You're genuinely horrible at the game. Timmy boosted to my initial rank. I was boosted to my initial rank. I've already recalibrated. When you got your riot account, I've already recalibrated. Oh no.

You really think you're 13K Natty. He was 13. You think that. He was 13. before he got boosted I dropped to 13 and now I'm back up to 136 I'm winning games now

but you don't understand anything about what you're doing so how just tell me explain to me how do you I did I did a whole day why is he in six I did a whole I did a whole day I did YPrak on nuke

I know every angle on nuke you did the Chinese 5E map I did yes I did YPrak on nuke I did YPrak on Mirage I did YPrak on Mirage I did smoke or all util on Mirage, all you till on nuke, I'm good at those maps.

So I only play those maps. So you did practice. Yeah. You practiced to get good and you're not a fucking filthy, boosted scumbag. Yes. Well, I am boosted for sure,

but I, like, here's the deal. Here's the deal. If I play 50 games and I'm still 13K, am I boosted? With Timmy? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, without him. After. After. Yes. Can I ever be a real 13K? Yes. I don't know.

because eventually like I don't know if you take a cup of coffee and you put it in the sink and then you put the water on eventually it comes water and this is what I was coffee but I've been winning games

and I'm still here and now I'm water I've been crying I've been trying I've been grinding no you haven't well I've been trying I don't even know if that's true

I do I do the practice match I doubt I know the practice max yesterday so I've been doing them now what's got you playing what's got me playing I don't know I don't tell you what's got I'm playing I know What?

Oh, yeah. So it shows all your friends in CS and Alex smokes mid is the bottom. And I'm like, I'm beneath him. That can't come to pass. That's the motivation. He's also, Alex is not give a shit

about any of this. And I'm just like fighting this invisible ghost. And I'm like, I'm going to get you, Alex. I'm going to fucking come out, come over the top of your rank. And he's just like smoking weed on the couch somewhere. Does not give a shit. Yeah.

Okay. But yeah, it's fun to. It's a good feature. It's a gambling outlet. for him. Oh no, I play without doing that. You open so many cases. Yeah, but I'm out of money now. What? What? What?

You're out of money now? Out of money. Money's all gone. You genuinely open up a case like every round. No, no, no, no, no, no. I rationed 20 cases throughout the stream. The earlier ones, like I said, I'm out of money. I have to ration, but now I'm out of money. You should have seen us in the call either. And I was telling Anthony about this case that has the snack attack in it. Oh, my fucking God. It's like a $16 case. and he's like, I'm only going to buy,

was it one or two, whatever you said? About one. And then cracks two blues in a row, the same skin twice in a row. We're like, he could do another. He's like, okay, I'll do one more. Obviously, we just kept doing this. Like, I mean, what's one more to one more?

Because then it's even. I think he did like six. He's like, I'm not doing another. I didn't get the fucking snag attack either. You have to rub the belly of the hot dung. You rub the belly of the hot dung. It's official. Cecil is overpowered.

We don't know what to do. Cecil's overpowered. What do you mean in what game? Well, obviously, Invincible versus because he's in the show Invincible and he's the government man with a scar on his face. He is, what about? And it's funny. You think about how a guy with that much access to the national resource of taxpayer money hasn't gotten a hair system or anything like that. He fights without it. He fights without it. He fights without hair. Isn't that interesting? Would he beat Battle Beast?

Ah, well, if they're on the same team, you don't really need to fight each other. Anyway, Invincible Verses is a brutal tournament quality superhero 3B3 tag. It's a 3B3 tag fighter and it released April 30th, but there was an open beta playtest on console only April 9. Sorry. He went into. He activated. He activated. Oh my God.

You need to go to Aaron Howard. It's a month. It's a month. It's a month. I'm back in China. Invincible versus. But yeah, the problem is the Cecil is overpowered right now.

So if you want to get in mixed people shit up, go online. 18 playable fighters on launch? Dude, Rex explode. Yeah, yeah, Rexpload.

It's voiced by the guy who voices Rafi in the league. Oh my gosh. I'm definitely an owl. I saw him in LA, yeah. Wait, if you want the standard edition of the name is 4999. Ali Alien, that's voiced by Seth Rogan. I know all this shit because I actually watch a show, which is kind of funny. And Battle Beasts in it.

He's my favorite because he just craves battle. Standard Edition is 4999, pre-order, bonus color variant costumes. Year 1 pass. You get all the fighters that they come out with. Pretty standard practice. And you get four new characters as it comes out in the year 1. So you don't miss out on it. You know, Jake, Simon, was supposed to voice Cecil, and then he asked to voice

Omneman instead. He wanted to be Cecil? No, they asked him to be Cecil and he said, I want to be Omni Man. He said, I was in Whiplash, Bucker. Yeah, and then he got Omni Man. So anyway, that's just a little bit of it. Invincible Versus is out now on PlayStation, Xbox, and PC. So go have fun, kiddos.

He should have a hair system. He can afford it. We'll see you next time. We can't be fucking, we can't let them do this to us. I play without fucking cracking cases, but what I'm trying to say, so, okay, what was funny is I was trying to play, and I didn't have my premier rank yet. So I hit up Kyle.

Because Kyle's always down in a game, and it was like midnight. No one's on. We're trying to find a stat because we can't play without a stack because I don't have my rank yet. Because Kyle's too high of a rank. Well, I also just don't have mine. Yeah, but it takes your, like, Finn Milo. Well, he didn't have his either, which is funny,

but his hidden memoir is too high. So we're like trying to find people to play with. We can't. We're fucking pissed. And then, so we, obviously, the natural thing to do is we start watching Faze Banks' new show about money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

I'm just about watching it. We're watching it because we're trying to get our fucking cake up. And then we realized that it's called Market Bubble, and we realize there's a Discord for it. It's like midnight. So, like, me and Kyle obviously instantly joined the Market Bubble Discard. Of course. And we at everybody in the Discord to play CounterStrike.

Everybody. Who's trying to five seconds. Yeah. And then, dude, Kyle was uploading videos of himself. He looked crazy. It's just his face. And he's like, hey, boys, it's Counterstrike time. Time to get in the stacking Counterstrike.

He went into the politics channel, and he just, he uploaded a video, he was like, I'm voting who forever gets in the stack in Counterstrike. And so we're just going and we, we add everybody. A big hook gets big fish, who bit? One guy ended up joining,

but he, it was so weird because one, he joins our, he joins our party in Counterstrike, and he's not ranked. And then he gets on the mic and he's just like, how do I just buy my way into this? How do I just buy rank?

Can I just buy an account? And we're like, no, you can't, no, it doesn't. Yeah. And then he said like a slur. And then we're like, okay,

well, you got to go. and then so we couldn't use that guy anyway we end up getting banned from the server which is insane. It's insane. That's weird. That's weird. Head mod I find his Twitter very active on Twitter. We have two accounts. One of them's for his... Does he have a lot of followers on X? Well on X, in his main account he had a thousand followers in his

second account which is what I added is he it's more personal projects. Right. Oh yeah. Personal project. Banks isn't even the server by the way little fucking annoying. Well. So we add this mod and I'm like in under secret name, secret boss's shit. I was like you fucking band us from the fucking server, dude, fuck you. Like, fucking, you know, was a Nazi Germany type shit? Yeah, yeah. Freedom of speech is dead. And he, he sees I got a big account.

So he was like, we, you added everybody. We thought it was a scam. And I was like, we needed five. Yeah. That makes sense. I mean, you needed. How many, how many people has this squared out of curiosity? Dude, they're just like 50.

Oh, it's really small. Oh, it's like, yeah. There's like, in the first week. In my head, this is like a thousand. No, no, dude, Kyle went line by line, adding every single person. They've yet to bike out of trouble. Just wait until they bought that shit,

but I was gonna look awesome. Even the people who have at everybody suppressed are getting added personally. Yeah, he's Percy's single adding them. Jesus. So that guy doesn't see it. You can't get in the stack otherwise. Yeah.

And so. Well, because there's probably somebody who hasn't muted but wants to get in the stack. That's what I'm saying, right? And so anyway, the guy ends up, he's like, sorry, we thought it was a scam. All I'm banned you guys, just don't add everybody again. We're like, okay.

Kyle goes in it. It's like, we are in you like, it's like, don't even end and finish. You know exactly what happened then. Don't put your hand to the cage. It bites. Oh, man. Dude, Kyle looked crazy in those videos.

And he does it again with another video? He adds everyone in another video? No, he just started adding everyone line by line again. Yeah. And then what does he do this time? The dog that jumps in the hole and is too fat to get out. And its owners get it out and then it jumps back in the hole. Yeah.

And this is that. Yeah. And then we didn't. find anyone? We didn't fucking play. Did you get banned again? I didn't go in there again. I was like,

Kyle, you can handle this because I knew what he was going to do already. But yeah, but yeah, there was no fucking gamers in there. So what it means is that. Why would they fucking game

when you could be spending your time getting bred? You could be betting on Nippone baseball league games. No, bro. Yeah. That's what Miles and then were doing.

They were betting on polymarket Brazilian like tier three league games. Yeah. I'm all tied up in Uganda and soccer. It's bad. Like,

They're going to find me for sure. I'm the market in Uganda soccer. I'm doing both sides of the ball. When they figure out who tickle monster is on Colesie, they're going to find me. They're going to fucking hurt me. I'm getting arrested.

Yeah. How did you find the Discord? Well, dressed like that. You should already be in it. It was in the chat, because the chat was moving low-key kind of slow. Put your monkey away.

I make money. It was low-key kind of slow, so it's just the discord and we just joined it and Banks isn't even in there, so it's like straight up a fucking scam or whatever. I think he's right. I think he's a secret shopper. I think he's in there like,

under a secret name, making sure everything's up to par, because Ricky is going to, like, make sure the community's taken care of it. You think so? That's first P. Think about Ricky, he's like a lion, bro. Lion doesn't lead the lioness. Do you think he's fucked up? His handle still has phase in it, bro?

He's still in phase. What? He's the last of the weekends. No, no, no, he's still in phase. They all left together. It's so funny. He said, just unbanned you. Sorry for that.

Next time, please don't spam tags. Kyle is underneath me. Can you please unband me too? I will be chill. He said yes, no problem. Kyle is funny too, because he logged in on his, like, Discord account in browser, which is a different account for him, and it's just his first and last name.

Dude, if I log in on a browser, it comes up with an account I made five years ago called Terrick Selik. Yeah, yeah, see, we've all got this weird shit going on. I know exactly how Kyle's going to die one day. Yeah, well, okay. It's the same way as Nick Yingling. I will say that. He uses his real name in video games.

He did straight up the first thing he said, he dropped a phone number in the general chat. I don't know whose it was. And he said, anyone want Coke? Bang my line. Kyle really likes doing this bit but using his real number or real address. So it's very possible to his number. He's a raw motherfucker. He's a friend.

address in Valoran chat. He was just his real apartment in Valoran games. You know what? This is a privilege he gets to exercise because he's Canadian. It's pussy shit. It's like it is barking. Come to a high-elo server. Try. Try

talking shit to the bad wolf and straw house. This is I literally when I first saw this thumbnail I was like I don't know who that is. It doesn't even look like

this is the POV Yo get in the stack Hop on counterstrike boys It's time Let's play some counterstrikes Dude he looks crazy He does it crazy

What's he looking at? I don't know It's like there's like a It's like a ransom video He's gonna get his head jumped off It is tight in a weird way But I will say Kyle is pretty about it.

He's been, he also, apparently he, like, lives near train. He's seen train around a lot. So, going to train's chat

and be like, yo, bro, let's go on the Denny's at like, wherever the Denny's is. And he's like, let's fucking hang out at the Denny's,

bro. He gets too crazy with it because he knows, he knows the building train lives. It gets, Kyle, Kyle gets too crazy

Trains chat. I will say train, train could get Kyle killed. Yeah, 100%. He could snap his fingers. And my, And my boy train's been a little on edge lately because he's been getting hoed.

They hold him on Valerant, bro. They hold him because what? Yeah, because he was fucking. Riot fucking games hoax. Because he was boosting, bro. He was getting boosting. Riot games hoat him because he was boosting. No, my boy train was.

They banned his account, but then they posted his IP address online. It was kind of crazy. They posted his IP? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, it was. That's pretty crazy. It was crazy.

I know. They're doing my boy train dirty. So meet Kyle at the Denny's and do something about it. Why did they post his IP? I don't know. They said, they said, Oops. Yeah.

I guess I dropped this. Be ashamed of something picked it out. That's pretty awesome. Me and Kyle, last time we wanted to talk in Trains chat, I had to make a kick account

which I've never done and you can't talk in there for a whole week. It's like locked down, bro. Whoa. Damn, yeah. But now I can, so I'm in there.

Saying what's up. The darkest timeline for you slime would be you were a gambling streamer. That would be the absolute That would be such awesome streams. The streams would be the best. be so rich. You'd be bad. Don't need

No, no, no, no. You'd be terrible. I don't do drugs, though. I think it's tough. You would be the best in the world. I think it's tough because I can't do those 36 hours. The way you do it, you don't need drugs. But that's what I remember the fondest, right? If you just dropped a good six dick, people would love that. Yeah, I mean, I didn't, I didn't go down that path. I just, I'm out of money. Do you? Don't know now? Well, can you do? I'm starting to believe it. I am starting to believe you. In a different life, you're toggie. Who's toadie? He's like a gambling

YouTuber. Oh. Oh, he's the Australian guy? No, no, American guy. But he'll just, he'll like, he'll have like a mill in his bank account because he does well. He gets a lot of views.

And then he'll be like, all, I'm betting a mill on PSG. Whoa. And he'll just fucking do it. It's tough, man. He'll risk at all when he has a lot. Someone, there was one tweet about like, I hate how Draft Kings used the gambler by Kenny Rogers

as a song because it's not the cool gambling. Like, anytime you bet from your, phone, there's like a limp penis. It's the limp penis of gambling, right? Something about seeing the chips disappears, there's reality to it. Prediction markets should be melted, but before they are, we should all try to find what edge we can in any insider trading possible and take advantage.

Yeah. I agree. I mean, we should have cashed in on the stream. Go-moysmoggles. And I'm putting it all on Shopify, Bellion. Yeah. Don't investigate. By the way, CEO, if you're looking at it.

We're giving you Jimmy Beast number. You 69 him, you figure it all out. I figured it all out. There's this guy I follow. He does this thing where he bets on like a 99% odd bet. Like, you know, I don't know. It's like a basketball game, but a team's up 100 to 80 in the fourth quarter. Two minutes left.

It's like almost assured bets where he, he bets all the money he has in his account for like a 1% return. Crazy long shot? It's no, he, oh, for the, for the, yeah, the guarantee. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And I saw it and I got inspired. Why? I've been doing the opposite.

Right. That's the fun part. I've been taking 99% bets every single night. With, with almost none of your account. And with almost none of my account and losing every time. But if I hit one of them, it is a genuine 50x come up. Only got I hit once. We're just such simple beasts.

Are we not, are we not simple beasts? I've been following this guy recently. He goes by Spice Jesus on Instagram It's like 26 Carolina Reapers And it gets really sweaty And then his comments are like Why aren't you drinking milk? And he's like that's for pussies

Dude it's like that guy that bit into a whole Wasp's nest and just shoot it You know I'm talking about to be right? Yeah That video's crazy fucking freak Dude he grabs it and he squeezes it Oh my God, it's insane He grabs it live they're all in there Gives it

Eats it And swallows That's the heart of America right there Speaking of spicy fucking Magi Really really let us down Wait why Bro

Yeah weapon Oh yeah you don't know about this No I don't know about this My dog died It's a little shit We'll catch you up then Not your dog died What'd you say

Sorry it's bad timing We wanted to sponsor Magi Yeah for the year With one stipulation It was small One simple stipulation We're given a lot of money Rotten bitch

So we want one thing in return Okay You gotta pick One Malay tournament to go to and you got to eat a ghost pepper. Hot chip. You got to eat the one chip, which I think is,

I think it's ghost pepper chip. You gotta get a little fucked up. You got to eat one hot chip. On Sunday. On Sunday. Once you make it to Sunday, you eat the hot chip before bracket. And then you also have a jersey that says,

this shit ain't even spicy to me, man. And then on the back it says, I'm doing the hot chip challenge right now. Okay. Yeah. And we told her this. What's the bad news? This is great.

Doctor's note. Doctor note. Yeah, she said she can't do it. She said I have insane, uh, what is it? Acid reflux.

This would ruin my entire body. She can't eat spicy. So like as the, as like the sponsor, it's like, my talent is not trying to do their obligations. So it's like, I'm supposed to pay.

Michael Jordan at the shoot, I can't hold a basketball. Yeah, I can't hold it with one hand. I can't, like that looks cool. I can't palm it. I can't do that.

I actually too is also kind of rough for me. And so yeah, so we, but we, so we, She said she read the message. What's the next best thing? Her hands went cold.

She's wearing the shirt. Yeah. Aiden is the background eating the hot chips. Oh my God. That is the next best thing. I like this. And he's just in the background and you just seem occasionally run

in and out of frame fast. You said that you just want a little bit of a pre-you from this treatment of you, right? Yeah. I got an idea. For every Carolina Reaper you eat, you get one week of peace from me.

I'll sign on. You get one week of respect from everyone. He'll sign on. I'll fucking sign on. All you gotta do, imagine this, you're in the call. They're making funny, they're calling you fucking weird. They're saying the derma roller's not working and have you queued yet? And then

you eat a Carolina Reaper and your tongue starts to burn but the sound starts to hush. Yeah. And they're like, Aiden, let's go man, I'm excited to play. Dude, thanks for the video. I watched the whole thing. It was really helpful. It's cool that you found that. I improved really fast. Okay, what's the play this round? Aiden, you should probably entry for us. You're the best name. Let me flash you in. Oh, if nothing wants to play, that's cool.

You can go do it? We'd love to watch. Can you stream in Discord? You can't? That's fine. We'll just check the stat line. That was really funny. We just have to eat the hot chip.

Did you hear about that? Were you there? He said it to you, I can't remember. Who we play it with when you said that? You're playing, you're like, oh, sorry, nothing hit me up. Nothing wants to play. I got to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he actually did. I thought he was kidding. I need a plan, Aiden's best day ever. Aiden's best day ever. His life is the best day ever. He doesn't need a lot. He just needs one good. day.

One good day. It's Aiden's best day ever. Did you look crazy? Look fucking normal. I've you been working out. Do you look bigger? But losing weight. Really?

But you've been playing ball. You look like you're... Should go to the doctor. I play ball once a week and I fucking suck. Oh, no. I'm the worst. I've been the past two years. You're not the word. The worst I've been the past two years.

You're the second highest. premier ranked player on my friends list on Steam. And that's fucking true. You're at least top five on mine. You're easily top five on mine. And you, you, you're... Squeaks is above him on mine.

Squeaks is above on... Mango's above and on my by a lot. Like 26K. It's crazy. Mango's like, wow. He's insane. I actually asked him about this. His friends are really good.

Boosted allegations? He's a criminal booster. Has been for years. His friends are all really good at God of Strike. By the way, okay hands up who for my birthday watched inside Lewin Davis we still have our plan right

who watched it hands up hands up if you watched it after two weeks past it was planned when it was my birth a plan dog died to watch something is that a pass pass your excuse it's on my letterbox watch list well when it was my birthday you guys forced me to go out I said that's what I want for my birthday by the way a little

we slightly talked about it talking about the waiter what about Lindsay Louis Davis. Yeah. Yeah, we did. What? It was my special day. You made me go out.

Let me, can we sidebar? Can we have a little, can we sidebar? Do you mind? Do you need me to earmuffs? I just a little bit. We're a sidebar real quick. You need me to earmuffs. Sidebar, bro.

If you get an earmuffs, that'd be really great. So next. He's doing earmuffs too. So, no, I need you involved. Eyes right here. Okay, I'm here. You're part of it. You're part of it.

I get to be next year. Can I mean your favorites up to this? I got you. I got you. For the birthday next year, Are we thinking we like do the same thing? Or are we thinking that was a bad idea? I think we fucking, the rehearsal it,

we get at a diner full of actors and they come up every like five minutes. We like, dude, love the yard. And it's a new person every time. I like this. Yeah. All right. All right, you're good.

Well done. What did you guys talk about? Just love. Inside Lew and Davis and what we liked about it. Yeah, we didn't watch it. Yes, I did. It's fucked up. You didn't watch it.

It's the one thing I've asked you to watch it. It's not fucked of me. I don't get why these guys didn't do it. It was fucked up. It was hard. Because his dog... His dog... Because Swift died, so I didn't watch it.

Really? You took a sabbatical yourself. You're taking mine. That's fucking crazy. You just checked it off. Remember what you said there was an infraction earlier? I didn't... See, that's a bold strategy. I wouldn't really hop on that person.

You just did that and it worked. You probably were fucking jumping for Joe when you found out a dog died. That's not true. That's not true. We were going through our phones, finding awesome videos. Yes, yes. And I found the most important video of all.

This is, there's the, which one? Okay, so when me, when me and my girlfriend started dating, it was one of the times when I got to, uh, babysit Swift, which, like, sometimes you guys would leave. So then cutie would, but, cutie would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I take him out to poop and there's, and we all know this is a bit of a mission. And I have them outside in the yard.

I have this video. where I just go, come on, buddy, poop for me. Poop for mama. Come on, poop for me, buddy. And he just won't go. And I say it like six times. It's my girlfriend's favorite video I've ever sent her. Really?

But for some reason, it didn't save in, like, my camera roll. It was just like in years' worth of text, like buried somewhere. So because of this, I went and found it. And she was like, for, like, I think you should go find the video. Made her day. And I sent it to you. Yeah. kid. It's her, and she's still

talk, she tells her friends about that video. She loves that video so much. He didn't poop in it. I think I watched it. He still doesn't poop in it. So why do you fucking watch it? Season 7, menselist, it's almost done. I'm like so close to the finish line. The mentalist over. Then you watch the one movie I asked you watch for many years. First thing. I watched.

The first fucking thing, bro. I was dead-eyed I was going to watch it, but I watched a blur run of Slade the Spire 2 and by the time he started the game, I could have finished with it. You know what I said? Check real quick, by the way? Two hours. Still first floor? No, he's an act two.

This is Act two? He's had two? Yeah. Oh, we're gonna beat him by long time. You are watching a hype win rate player. Yeah, he is floor 22 of Act 2. So he still has a whole other floor. You know what's crazy?

When I asked, a whole other act, yeah. Yeah, hold on it. When I asked y'all to watch it, I was 31. You did not tell. You asked, this is a Nick thing. Not them. You have not. You've never asked me to do shit.

This is the first time you've asked. Also, if you want to fucking do this whole song and dance, I asked. You fucking force me out to a shitty restaurant that sucks. ass. First off, my dog died, so to keep your voice down. That was a great restaurant. Second off, I asked five people in my life to make a playlist for me

while I traveled across China to listen to us. You didn't listen to the first one. You didn't listen to the first one. Yes, I did. I asked five people in my life to make a playlist. Three are in this room. Zero. I have my out. Of you gave me a playlist. Oh, I gave you an album. You gave me an album. I have my album. I have my out. You dogged me so bad the first time. This is my get back.

Hold on. I listened to your album crazy. No, but the first time I was the only person you didn't ask. He did yeah and then he said that he yours was his favorite. So now it's like oh now you want so I get to get my get back and now we're even. And you? You ask me. I think the reason why I didn't give you a playlist is you said you didn't really like mine. So I was like well I don't want to do it again. I didn't say it

didn't like it just didn't rank it high up in the tier list. It's ranked lowest. I don't want to do it again. I didn't send you one because he has no excuse. Literally no excuse. I actually did start it and because the first one actually let me give you the exact name. because I named it a funny thing so you have to pull it up on your phone and you have to see the name

so it's a picture of you going like this oh yeah yeah and it says I listen to this playlist because I'm a pedophile seriously and not a joke also I have a bomb in this airport that was one two years ago that was yeah that was for

to be tip of Japan I started the China one and as I was writing the title of the playlist I thought you might actually get in trouble if like your phone got looked at at the airport what's it called I don't even I don't have it anymore but it was like I didn't say oh no I should do to the CCP, I am extremely dangerous

and you should not trust the story I tell you. And the first song is in sync, actually. I want you back. Radio edit. It's a good one. It's their best time. Some TLCs in here. Fuck, man. Panga to disco. How many songs do you get in there?

One, two, three. Nine. Got nine in and I went like, I thought, maybe this is a bad idea. Maybe he'll get in trouble. And I stopped there. If it makes you feel better, my girlfriend didn't even make a playlist.

And I asked for like twice. The only person who did of the five that I asked, This was my sister. Aw. Was it banging? Yeah, it was great. It was like a nine hour playlist too. Holy shit.

Nine hours? She renamed some shit that she already had. I think she started the base. I think she started the base. She might have been clicking and then shift clicking a list. Are you judging? Because what did you get in your list? Because if you can just shift click that easily, did you not just...

I don't listen to music. I wouldn't care if you sent me eight hours of fucking Evan Spiegel talking about the creation of Snapchat. I'll say this. I love that album I sent you. I said it means a lot to me. So whatever. What can you do? Make a playlist. What can you do? I'll make you all playlist now? I say, oh is this it? This is it, dude. Can you poop for me? Come on. Poop. Just do a little boop. Dude, he's just staring. Go do the poop over there. Please. Can you do a little boop? I'd already been standing outside for so long.

It takes. I just couldn't get him to go. I'd become like, I'd become the poop whisper this year because he was even worse at pooping. But for whatever reason, like last couple months, I'd bring him out.

I'd put him on the grass. It was like, you just start shitting. It's ready to rock. I think it's because I was, I would know nonsense with them. Yeah. I was standing right up next to him.

I'd be like, I'm gonna be here till you poop. Taking out the brown flute. That's nonsense. Yeah, you're too far away. You're too far away. If you sit up next to him, You're enjoying it too much as well.

You can tell you're enjoying it. Yeah, he's like, what is this a joke? He likes to make you squirm. This isn't a business. This is all business, no fun. He did make me squirm. Well, you guys are bad friends. What can't know?

What's new really? That is your analysis of this. Dude, you accosted me at my home. I almost went to 7-Eleven. You keep saying this. He keeps, he keeps saying it. Because it would have been hilarious if you work. Can we sidebar?

Can we sidebar? Can we sidebar? Yeah, my really quick sidebar. It's really quick sidebar. Just put the pop-a-on. That's so crazy. Two times. He says, can we say it?

He fucking loved it. He loved it so much that after he said, let's play CS2. He bitched didn't complain the first 15 minutes. And it was his fake little complaint. You could tell he was excited as soon as we got there. And then we played Counterstrike together, which we never asked us to do. I sort of realized we probably should have just played Countertrak in the first. That would have been better.

Yeah, but whatever. You know, like getting out of your house is good. And also, for whatever fucking reason, he talks about going a set. 7-11 like Seth Macfarlane talks about how he was supposed to be on the plane of 9-11 like wait who what do you fucking you weren't there stop bringing it up he just hated he didn't want to go to dinner he really didn't want to go he was a good that's what I think that's a long sidebar he did want to go to dinner you can pop them off you're good man would you guys figure out not a lot for me wow I don't sidebar Seth McVan was supposed to

be on the plane of 9-11 yeah we discussed that oh I'm thinking of Seth Rogan okay because good Seth Rogen I don't know that the cookie monster something. He might have done that character. It's so funny, that's what you guys are talking about. Yeah, Gerard Wade was inspired to make my chemical romance and all that shit. What's your ideal birthday?

Well, I was having it that y'all fucking showed up. It's being, it's being alone. Yeah, it's what I ever I wanted to do. Was that to me? Yeah, whizzoed to you. Who is out to me? How about this, bro? Bit of gals.

My ideal birthday is you watch that movie that I like. How about right now we say fuck that movie? We go home. boot up a little counter. Again? Oh, we need a fifth. We play a little... Can we get Kyle?

Oops, we need a fifth? Kyle! Oops, we need a fifth. Wait, can we play... Oh, fuck, we need a fourth and a minute. Squeaks left to play with them. Squeaks, what happened? We lost one.

Hey, where'd you go? Wait, why are you playing with nothing in squeaks? It's late. Why does he even care about Premier? Nothing is my friend. Yeah. Nothing is my friend who doesn't make fun. Jordan, nothing goes.

Eventually would make fun of you. That's time, bro. Can you take a look? Is he's still going? Definitely, dude. All right, where is the crimson blur right now in his run? Two hours and 20 minutes in. He's in Act 2, so he's averaging about an hour and change per act.

So he's on like a three hour and a half pace. He's pace for about three and a half hours. Dude, 40 minutes before the first fight is crazy. In Act 3 is like, you have to think a lot more. That's the thinker. So. I realize I'm not playing this game right. No, you're not a high win rate player.

dude this is a tough kick mangle's a good card mangling's a really good card you have a three fucking energy bro like what are we doing here oh good man I like I was checking the upgrades for it like he doesn't fucking happen completely memorize come on we gotta see what card he picks before we get out of here

I'll put I'll put five bucks on headbutt dude it's a great one I'm gonna go five bucks on head butt I'm gonna put five on mangle okay well it's not iron wave what about iron way you put five on iron wave I'll take the five dollars in I mean actually it's definitely not too late for head but especially upgrade, that's everything. If it wasn't upgraded, I'd say you're smoking genius.

Discord Paul to the job of the top of the drop, that's so good. It is really good. It's a very good card. You should have one on your deck. Mangles expensive. The three energy card. It is three,

but dropping 10 strength is like... He has, he has, uh, pale's flesh, so he's got more mana. I think it's how that works. Uh, does he have any other ways of generating mana? No. Ooh, he's really looking for rupture here. He has a self-harm and Vauln deck.

Look at them double trembling. Bullie is his whole deck right now, bro. He has two bullies. He should be transitioning to four of a kind, if you ask me. Can I ask maybe a silly question? Yeah. This game,

how many people are actually playing it right now? Because I get the, I have seen more people, like in public, playing this on a steam deck, just on trains, buses, benches. Right now it's probably like 50K people.

Wait, Zipper, I need to see. I need to see the, oh my God, it's 100,000 people right now. Dude, they made a million dollars. That's so insane. They made one million dollars. We can't wait for Blur to pick this. Pick your fucking card.

It's actually gonna take longer than an episode. How is he not chosen? Because this is how it goes. They made way more than that. This game is kind of expensive. They made $1 million. What is he?

What is he? Yeah, this game made like $10 million. Like is his, and it's not over. How he performs? This is, he's a high win rate player. He's win streaking.

So he's on the hardest setting of the game. Yeah. And he's win streaking. His six wins in a row. And he doesn't want to lose. So he's trying to, he's trying to map out every decision. Let me try to move this along.

He's not going to pick a card. We have just end up. gonna pick a card hey make it decision bro tune into the primo tomorrow you can find out what card blur picked we'll say it first thing it's gonna take too long i said i told them make decision hold on he skipped he doesn't re-chat he he skipped he skipped he skipped he skipped he skipped done deal all right that was the art everyone wow we both lose i get all the money time to play counter strike see you later maybe just say in the chat if you like me