The Yard - Ep. 252 - Can we win?

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

This week, the boys talk about participating in an upcoming tournament together, the counter-strike rank grind, and how Slime confronted the police... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Um, and I think we should just start. Oh, we're just starting? Yeah. Aiden's dressed like, you know how like, you know how like girls will just buy a shirt that says Brazil? You know what I mean? You're dressed like a, why are you dressed like a girl? Oh, why am I dressed like a hot girl? You're dressed like a euphoria extra.

Huh? And your shirt says pro job. Yeah. Yeah. It's what I'm bringing to the table. Is it ironic? I thought it, it was like one of those like Bernie Madoff. like the hoodie concept.

I think I actually like you telling me what it is better than what it actually is. What's right? What is it? What? It's, I don't even know. I mean, it's a juror, it's just like a sports jersey. Is that what team? Let's see if we can get there. I can't see the team. What? It's a sports jersey. What's a green flag with a breath? Can we, can we, maybe we narrow it down. It's green and striped flag with a crest.

I think this is actually a good question. Do you know what sport this type of jersey is? Probably soccer. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm not an idiot. There's just no, it doesn't seem, it's some sort of, it's not an international team. It's like a prep school academy team. Is this a high school team?

Did you find a high school team's jersey? Did you take Derek, Diesel Derek's trucking, Jersey? You didn't hang out with that fucking, been hanging out with a lot of ice, and Crimson Blur. And you've been taking their jerseys away.

Yeah, yeah. Because they come off. Yeah. Come right off. I say, I go to the high school game. I say tarps off, boys. tarps off He really is a soccer guy

I don't care enough This isn't interesting to me Just tell me who it is Hmm just tell me who it is It's Hammerbee What? Hammerby What is that

The Stockholm team Oh Oh my god You see what he did He actually No no he played this well But he didn't see He didn't see how to end it

But he took control of the bit And he was like You're stupid And don't know sports actually Right Yeah We felt dumb of course.

Because we can't, we can't, you know, name the miscellaneous green country on his shirt, right? Which I didn't ask you to. That's the joke. Is it New Ireland?

You know, what is on his shirt? I don't know. Am I supposed to know what that flag is? But then at the very end, it's from Stockholm. Dubbens bag.

Dude, it's guy with his big shorts. And we're not talking about it. Why are you got shorts like that? Huh? Why are you crazy? We're not talking about it. Why are you wearing shorts

that it doesn't wear? We're not talking about it. We're not talking about what? Your shorts? We're not talking about it. Okay. What are we talking about today then? He's a weird shirt.

We already, we already did. We can talk about your short. We can talk about my shirt. We could talk about how you took sharp out back and shot at the end. We said we weren't talking about it. Oh, sorry, I was just listening about things we're not talking about. Let's talk about the real issue. Oh, my, we're leaving zipper out.

Hmm? Oh. We're leaving zipper out. You are a gas slider. What do you mean? I'm a gas slider. We did leave zipper out. But something,

something though is that you said, I'm still going to be there at 10.30 just in case. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I like that he said, yeah. That was terrible.

Normally he'd be like, no, no, you misread that. Or like, the way the airline works. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It ain't my sharp.

You all got a tournament. You're all going to lose your ass. Pussies. Yeah, we're done. We're done. I don't know if you guys saw this. If you guys in keeping up with the Crimson Blur,

but he lost on floor 7 of Act 1 yesterday, or two days ago. I've been keeping up with the subreddit, which said, I don't know who the fuck the crimson blur is. Oof. You know? Ooh.

Did somebody say that? Yeah, y'all subreddit. Well, they're gonna know. Don't say y'all. I got my own. I have my own. It's 25% you're subreddits. But also most people.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Exactly. It's all of us. Yeah, but like, okay, if I had, y'all implies no ownership. If I was, if I had an island, let's just say, the owner of the Virgin Islands.

Right. And you're the owner of a different island's very problematic and I'm a 25% part of it. That's their jersey. People would mostly still know me as the Virgin Islands guy. Because it's 100% yours. Even if you're used to. Okay. No, you're probably still in trouble.

You know what's funny though is you're reading a subreddit that isn't yours and that's Pussy material. Well, yeah, because it popped. It was a clickbait title. Oh, it just popped up. It was a clickbait title. It was a popped up. Reddit's getting better.

I just popped up, dude. You're reading another man's subreddit. Kill yourself. Wait, so you only read your own subreddit. Why wouldn't you? LSF head. No, I don't read that one. That's why the lies are so abundant today.

You don't think he does read it? Of course you read it. He reads it every single day. He reads it every single day. I see a rest on the news. You're a reditor, bro. Me? Yeah.

I've always been one. You're a Redditor. You are. Cuddy's a Redditor. I've also never did it. Reditor? Yeah. Is she commenting?

Or is she perusing? She's just perusing. She's always perused Reddit. And I was like, I was like, why is she a Redditor? And then she finally broke it to me. She's like, the reason she's a redder, it's actually sweet. She's like, well, I have anxiety. And so I go to R-Sach anxiety and I see the shit people post there and makes you feel better.

I was like, yeah, I'm not crazy like them. I find more manageable. It's actually shared camarader. I think it's more so like I, there are people who feel like me. Yeah. I'm not crazy like that. It's like, we're the same. Damn, that's their dosage?

Damn, that's high. Also, to be fair about the crimson blur is most people in that thread were like, ah, damn, we're all getting old boys. It was mostly like a couple people would be like, there's no crypto bluer the old crypto bluer is. And it's like, they're the outlier, okay? And it's the elder's job to teach those. Teach those.

Who is crimson blur. And let me tell you who he is. You ever get really pissed off and then immediately realize you don't have a reason and you have to deflate. I did yesterday. and it was when I got on Steam and I saw the Crimson Blur was playing Bellatro

and then I realized it was slime whose name is the Crimson Blur on Steam. And you were mad at Blur and I was mad because he lost on floor seven that's the seventh fight of Act 1. This is on a solo run?

This is on a solo run while he's trying to win streak. I need, okay, I need you to put some respect on the stage. And then I thought he was playing Balotro and then I got really, I'm like, are you fucking serious? And then I was like, oh.

You should have messaged him on Steam. I almost did. But he had a bad Saturday. I went to right click get and I saw the profile picture. I'm like, what? That looks like, not him. You know what it is? That my profile picture on Steam? You know the Tyler the creator,

Youngfella Cribs episode? Yeah. And there's a picture of a cat. And he's like, that's Darnell. Yeah. That's him. That's my profile picture. And then he's got the rocket launcher under the bed. Or no, no, it's next to the TV. What a great moment. Yeah. You're telling me to chill on blur.

We need a chill on blur. No, man. What? No. I think we should do anything. but that. What's going to happen, by the way, everyone listening, this tournament is going to have concluded on the same day that you're hearing this, which is going to be two days at minimum if you listen to the audio. Is blur in the tournament? Blur is in the tournament? Blur is our leader.

It's one of those moments you don't want to get mad. That's a crazy question. You don't get mad. He doesn't keep up with us. Why is it just contextually? We're talking about how he's our team. He's lost it. It's okay. You on a team? He doesn't even know how say this fireworks. You're in some soda. You know that Slate Inspire that fight where that gas guy goes on you and you're like

that's what that hit me with. There's no. And now I can only use one skill card for turn. Oh my God. It's myself. It's not a solos and blur in stands. Mostly a solo game.

But there are teams. The way people talk about it seems like a solo game. You would think that. The average experience. Wait, I actually have to ask do you realize that Slay Aspire 2 has come out?

yeah but I assumed it's the same as the first one it kind of is I think oh you know what it's multiplayer it's multiplayer except that has it multiplayer not only that sweetheart your two dads and a man named Crimson Blur and uh stands Stan's Uncle Stans they're all gonna be in a together

You're on a team together with Stans and Crimson Blum You know what's fun We're gonna blur it a lot of shit because I knew you two were in it. Stans and Blur. And let me and let me fucking let me twist your balls a little further. Twist my balls. Guess who Blur was grinding with last night? Diesel Derek.

How'd you know? You know, I keep up with Derek. Wait, how the fuck, but okay, but how did you know they were teaming? Because you didn't know his teams until today. No, Derek's just spiritually always there. How'd you know Diesel Derek was there? He knows. I don't know what to say.

I keep up with my young friends. Does. This is actually his best quality. I asked Blur for advice. I was like, what should I do? And he said, he said, don't ask any questions. But if you're confused what to do,

ask a question. And I was like, I was like, this is really it. He's like a fucking Napoleon dynamite character. How does it feel a lot of week, by the way,

that stands as our worst player? Is he? Oh, yeah. I've gone. I've done the research. I've seen the data. Yeah. And you are better than him.

Yeah, for sure. Oh. Yeah, I went through and I practiced with every. single champ. That don't come into play. Nick, we're fucked.

Don't. We're fucked. Say something nice. This is, I hope you are not taking this seriously. No, not even a little. I saw Boxbox grinding in the Discord early.

It's over for me. I don't pay anymore. Boxbox is a winner. That's what he does. That's what I realize is there are winners in this world and we're not a group of winners. No.

No, we have fucking blur at the... They have like, they have like Slay the Spire YouTubers on their team. Am I crazy? Is Blur not the ghost? at this game? No. He was pretty good at the first one. Oh, but he was, he was kind of good at that one. Blurf felled off.

Yeah, pussy. Blurfell, he lost, Aiden, he lost on floor seven. Did you not hear what I said? Doesn't he strike or something? Doesn't he strike hard? He got a six streak and I feel like you're not bringing that up. Well, he lost his sixth street to floor seven. What does that mean? Can we not? What does it mean? What did he? What did he mean? He got like a fucking ten streak, bro. He fucking clears him blur. He's, he's good.

But he's slow. He's slow when he gets bored and he doesn't like calculating. What is wrong? with being slow in the gate is it not is there is it like chess is there is exactly like chess is it no there's not it's like chess in the in the sense that if you had an infinite clock you could always make the right decision and but you do inslaid the spire so you can and people like blur they try spend all their time they can well good luck posies anyway i'm the one that watches that motherfucker you guys just pop in you guys just pop in some

bullshit i'm in that i'm setting you blur it was funny that i was type i was typing in blurt's It's like 2 a.m. And then Ludwig types in there too. And I'm like, we are independently meeting each other at the bar. You run into people at the bar there. I ran into Ben Tolson. Just in chat. Yeah, Ben typed.

And I was just like, hey, Ben, we're good there. Coconut Daniel was in there. Coconut and Daniel? Hot Dog Harold? It's a Hot Dog Harold did not show up. We don't know. We don't know. These are all real people.

Yeah, these are all real people that hang on real life, actually. And they all, I pretty much, I think Coconut, yeah, was there because Diesel, Derek was which would make more sense. You know? I like this. I like going to the bar of Crimson Blur's chat. Dude, you don't go to a bar!

I'm there. I'm there. You're not in the bar. I know. I have more of a private room there, I would say. Oh, really? You have a lap dance room at the Crimson Blur Bar chat. Yeah, I have a webcam set up in Derek's room.

So it's like I'm there. You watch him pee. In the building next store. Do you have a webcam set up in his room just a C-920? I was on. Yeah. You say Derek never turned this off. Derek, don't turn it off.

Yeah. And don't plug another webcam in. It'll break the first one. You gotta keep mine. I got fucked up. I clicked a random YouTube video. It was just, it was like Mutu King versus Leffen Pax 2015.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was there. I live that shit. And I'm watching it. And I'm like, damn, these guys are ass. Yeah.

And I finally. Go back and watch. They look like ass. I finally come around to the footage where like, I watched like, I think it was like Mango Armada like Genesis like three or four or something. And I was just like, damn, these guys are ass a little bit.

I'm like, Cody would fuck me. It's not Cody. It's like preemone. You know why they're not ass, though? It's like, this is like pre-controller. Like, we didn't figure that out. Yeah. So, like, people weren't consistent.

They had good ideas and shit, but they just, like, mess stuff up all the time. But I'm watching it. And then I have a fun little treat because I'm like, holy fuck, the Slay the Spire 2 streamers there. And it's the blur, commentating it.

That's right. With legendary commentator D1. And it's just a dynamic duo. Destroo! And I didn't know it was blur because the whole coms Was that in screaming from blur? We lost a lot of good fucking sound bites, bro. Who did?

No, we! It's like it's instruction. I was schlaish. Schleisch. Schleisch? Different guy. Chlis? Different guy.

We lost these people too. Never on. I was thinking about it. It would be like if the NBA lost Mike Breen. Nice. Do it in video game. Go again, but video game. Mike, it's like if Smash lost D1.

Oh. That's a lot of good. It was an analogy. L, that's an analogy. I want to, if we're talking about being a reditor and being a hater in D1, I have the perfect thing to show you guys. Thank God. I've been doing this for, I think I've actually brought this up. Zippre, I'm putting this in the group chat.

But this was, I was actually watching a smash four tournament. Oops, that is an old link that says Ludwig wanted to do 1030 today. I don't know if he told you. That was my clipboard. So that's fun. Okay, comment. No, it's a good segment. Okay.

It's fire. I uploaded this to the Smash Bros. Subreddit. It says really funny commentary moment at a tournament. I hate it so much. I was uploading my hate. But can you just click that Twitch clip? I hope it's so loads. Oh, it's got 20 points.

It's nine years old. You have to listen to the whole thing. Turn the volume all the way up. Please pay attention. Yep. Dang! Wow. Explosion, man.

Yeah. Gone with the wind. Literally. Literally. Okay. I didn't expect that to work. Yeah, that all that worked. All right.

Back to the match. All right. Sorry, guys. I haven't too much fun. Commentary. Mega Man did a wind move. Someone said gone with the wind move. gone with the wind about

seven seconds later and they spent 30 seconds laughing about it Dag. Forstly forcefully and then they said we got to get back to the match bro We had too much fun today Is it crazy? It's kind of crazy that you remember

posting this. I don't post posts a lot. I comment a lot but like I didn't have to scroll far enough. This is nine years ago slime did this on on Reddit. On the Smash Bros. They're cool because there will just be a comment that says like Smash Bros is forever. I missed the old days.

But yeah, it's funny, you triggered me when you said, we lost some good ass soundbys. I'm like, no, we fucking did it. No, he did it. It was always bad. It was always fucking bad. To be fair, Mike Breen's never done that. Okay, to his credit.

But he's a basketball commentator and his thing is saying bang. Oh, I've heard bang. You've heard bang. I even say bang because I've seen the clip of bang. He does bang and sometimes he does bang bang. This is like... What's bang bang? It's such a crazy shot.

Can you look at Mike Breen double bang? Double bang? It's just such a crazy shot that he double bang. This is like when someone says Wombo combo. It's kind of like he saves it for when it's crazy. Yes. And then he also does the bang cancel. Whoa, is the bang cancel?

He bangs, but then the ball doesn't go in. And then he says cancel the bang. He bang too early. He goes, but no! It goes out! Oh my God. And it's a bang cancel. How do you find double bang if you're zipper? Just YouTube.

like double bang. Top ten it's the right there it's the first video top ten Mike bring double bags of all time

oh it's all double bangs sometimes he double bangs he double bangs but he's been a commentator for 10 plus year you know 20 years maybe he's got yeah a long enough timeline you get some double bangs

to have some double bang there it is there it is the first bang wasn't enough no and he needs a second bang to come out Just skip to fucking one. Let's just get the gym. I know what he is.

I know what to do. It's the Curry one. Curry. At the Olympics? No. Was he at the Olympics? There it is, man. From the logo.

Okay. With six tenths of a second remaining. I mean, maybe a stupid question, but I feel like the natural one that occurs, does he ever done a triple bang? I don't know. If that's not a triple bang. I don't think so. I mean, I think, yeah, it's tough because if that one was in a triple,

We got a full-core shot. What would be? Full-core shot buzzer-beater? Look on Mike Breen triple bang. No, no. He says Mike Breen has never used to triple bang in his bracket. He's saving it. The unspoken criteria for a triple bang.

But his bang is so, it's so iconic that there was a shot, I forget the shot, but there was like, there was a game and he didn't bang. And everyone was like, why didn't you bang? That was a bang. If I'm the player, I'm mad about that. Yeah. And then he was like, he was like, the bang just comes out. I don't, I don't plan the bang.

So he addressed this. He addressed it. But, but I was, that I was listening to the D1 and I was like, this destruction was his bang. Yeah, it was fucking, but it wasn't as cool or interesting or good. No, because it was also like, you can't double destruction. You're just, yeah. That's a full sentence. I don't think it's.

I think he did. I think he did. Destruction. Destruction. I don't think it's necessarily a function of a syllable. but yeah, there's a lot at work and I love that he's being celebrated as a bang man. Is this true?

Yes. He's not... Is anyone salty about bang? Just go off the mic? He's a pussy. I'm sure. Anyone's called the pussy. No one's free from it. I feel like in sports there's like way more reference for the casters because they've been around for like so much longer. Oh, disagree.

Really? They hate, they hate them. Yeah, I think they hate... I think most castors are hated. There's some that are liked. I feel like if a castors retires, it's like, you know, we make a tweet and it's all sad. I guess it's usually, you're hearing about the one that was around. He was doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Vin Scully. He started when he was

25. Yeah. He retired when he was 89. Did it 60 years. They'll put his name in the rafters. He did 40 years of AM radio. I'm just, all the only reason I say no is because there was, I forget who, but there's somebody casting a game and it's like a really good game. And then all the, like, there's so many comments. We're like,

I just wish, and then they put it in a different person's name was casting. Ah. And it was. And it was It's not even like they were critiquing... Is it a fellow legend? Usually? Or is it someone they like better? Yeah.

So it's not even a critique of the person who did it. It's just we wanted the other person. I like when players become casters and they buy like a really big fuck-ass watch. And they wear it on the panel. Like damn, what is that? That's huge. It's a big watch, man. This has happened before, not necessarily like the, the, I mean, obviously it has.

But like, I remember reading an NFL thread about Tony Romo going on commentary and everyone's like, we just got to have more players on here. These fucking idiot. These fucking stupid. fuckers don't know what they're talking about unless you're Tony Romo. It's melee all over here. It's the exact same thing. They hear something that's more insightful than, well, they got five yards to the first down and then they start creaming their pants.

But do you want to know the fucking dark secret? Let's hear it. Tony Roma felled off. He did fell off too. The issue is, it's interesting. And also, and if you want to get it a little dirtier, most of the commentators are previous players. They're just older. Terry Bratcha. Yeah, they're all previous players. Larry Brach on his own ass. And they're just dirtier. Are they just checking out the further away? they get. They're not checking out. They're just out of date. It's like being a smash

commentator and you were pro in 2015 is it like Bobby Scar. You've called on his name. But Bobby Scar I would already, he's gonna, maybe this doesn't hurt him anymore. He could not see this possibly. No, no, I'm talking about spiritually if he heard this is that I think he was a better

commentator than he was a player even in his time. He became a better, you know. Yeah, definitely. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's fair. Definitely. But whatever. love about Bobby Scars, if you tell him that, he'd be like, don't say that. Yeah, he would, yeah. And that's, that's the charm, I suppose. Oh, oh. What? What are you laughing about? What? You could have to over his moan. I'm too unbothered. What, man? It's just like, what? It's just you look so strangely

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Tell them we sent you. Is it him and Tof? Is that the goats? Is that we're sending down as the goats? Commentary? Yeah. Well, I think goats need consideration. and there's actually a lot of misses in their repertoire, right?

For a long time, they were considered the anime guys. It's like they make one fucking Akagi reference and now they're 69 and fucking scissoring each other. And they were like, well, I mean, this guy, it's up-and-comer guy. And it was even as far as Big House 7 where Scar was asking, who's banana, the ice climbers player? Yeah, I remember that. That was the beginning of the end, I think.

The decline of his mental faculties, because he had a kid. And that does slow you down. It slows you up in other ways, you know, running across the park to save them or something. But it slows you down when you're thinking about ice climber players. Brandon and Phil, classic. Once again, I mean, it's funny, I have so much to talk about. Well, please do. You don't know that interesting, though.

It's just more of saying that I don't think there's a truly consistent pair. I think everyone has, like, actual big periods of not doing too well. You wouldn't even crown a goat. I think you have to crown a person who's a goat. And? Not a pair. What is your guys' Worst set?

Oh, commentate? Your first block. Block? Yeah. Everyone's got these spots. Everyone's got these spots. Everyone's got these spots. Hard to remember.

I don't think Ludwig even remembers a lot of them because I don't. And I don't want to remember. I have no memory. I would say, I blocked it out. My most electric block is Ludwig in the Crimson Blur

at the local in, I don't know, it was like fucking 818. You mean 805? 805 alive? Was Blur also? No, that's a regional. Oh, it was Mike Hayes. Yeah, it was Mike Hayes.

That's why you can't trust me. Yeah, I have no memory. Like, why the fuck was Blur at a bar tournament? It's exited his mind. But I would say you and Mikey put you kind of on the map, commentary-wise. You actually got asked to commentate when you and Mikey fucking... Oh, you asked. That's when I found out about.

Oh, found out about it. That's what I found out about Dubbin. found out about Joe. It was the Mikey Ludwig Com set at Oh, at the runback? Run back? Yeah.

Yeah. And you guys were just so electric. We had to beg for that. You begged? But we had to beg Shaq. Shaq makes you beg for it. It's a Shaq. Give us the big spot. He said beg for it.

You guys were crazy. You guys were two nobodies on comms had the whole chat going, who are these guys? They're so funny. Yeah, dude, it's so easy to be electric when no one knows you. There was,

what's not we recorded an MPL part two on the Shaq PC and at the end basically everyone was looking at me like you took the footage off the Shaq PC right and I was like yeah yeah of course and when I left I was like I actually don't know if I did and it might still be on there

it might still be on there right Shaq probably sold the hard drive for a good amount right now if you've seen how much they're worth it probably had half a Bitcoin on it or some shit too but what was I going to say about the blur oh it's just so much to say I forgot but Yeah, he's great, bro.

He should have been doing this shit the whole time. He should have been a streamer the whole time. Do you think that if he started streaming when he started commentating? Do you think he's Ludwig? Could he have taken that spot? No, I don't think he's Ludwig. That spot was right for the taking. Ludwig just got there.

I think he likes to sit and not say anything for too long of durations to be a Ludwig streamer. Do you think if he... I'm going to have Blur pre-record a four-hour session and stream it. and I want to see if anyone can notice. He talks to chat sometimes. He talks to chat sometimes. He's slid. He could just say, he could just like every five minutes in the thing be like, yeah, it's true. This is as a streamer you're talking about A-Rog.

That's the archetype. Really? A-Rog does not read chat. He doesn't? He does not read chat. Not much. In my head, I imagine him being like, I'm not a topsy-turvy. Don't call me a topsy-dervie.

Or whatever they say to him. My fuck-to-chart. He does that. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't.

He does that. like posts like Reddit posts It's not the chat It's not live Wow But like if he's Especially if he's playing a video game

Uh The only other experience I've had similar Is if my mom's parking the car With a radio on It's like nothing else matters In the moment Let me ask you Why live then?

Why live? Yeah Because he worked at Twitch I'm sure That's it I think so yeah I think he just pride I think he worked at Twitch And he just knew live

But he should have become a YouTuber but he just fell down the better YouTuber? Probably yeah I mean I definitely yeah actually I think most people know him for YouTube I think it's been proven

Dude when I When I like if I'm playing a game I play CS And I look the whole round Without looking at chat Which is kind of how you're supposed to play games With attention I actually feel bad

And I'm like What if I missed a message? Yeah you're different I'm insane You're like the archetype Who reads every message To a fault Yeah to a fault

And I read every single thing You have a great spawn for A long on Dust 2 and you're all tabbed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sometimes. I've played with you. Sometimes. I don't want to hear some shit. I'm not saying I'm not a terrorist. I'm just saying it's a flaw.

Can I not point out a flaw? Are you a terrorist? Yeah, I do this thing sometimes when I play CS2 slime where I mute and I take off my headset for the entire game. Oh, my God. Guys, we talked about this last episode. Oh, this is just what you did that one game. No, no, no. I did a couple times.

You've done this more than one game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is terrorist. I won both games. Yeah. Both games, W. It's like, dude, he wins, we win, and then I can't say anything. Because he's like, what would you rather have lost?

That's what he could say. And I can just see the tech tree. And I can't say anything. It's like an episode of death note because I don't even reply. It's light and L and they're trying to figure, like, they're just not saying anything because they know all the responses. And we just queue again. And that's how it goes.

Who were you five-stacked with last night? Miserable, bro. I wish you were there. I saw, I looked on Steam, and I see Ludwig's in a five-stack, and he's on any of the discords, I know him to be in. Who are you playing with? So we had the AT&T terms of last week. The last week. Peanut already won, though. Shout out, peanut.

Peanut-oh. Bungalator, dude. I fucking love that peanut, bro. They gotta get... He's fucking hard shit. They don't got to cut double it from that shit. They don't got to cut double them. Well, they'll figure it out.

But I think, uh, this is the last week's CS2. And so Lily's been grounding. So it was Lily, myself, Fuzley, and then Michael. And then we needed a fifth. Michael Reeves. Michael Reeves. Can't get scum. Can't get scum.

Can't get scum. He can't get scum. He's too big. He's got a kid now. Scum's got a kid. Yeah, man. I had to put the baby down. I hate when they say that.

Yeah, I had to put the baby down tonight. Like, Jesus Christ. I'm good to play now. I'm good to play. Good to play. You have SIDS? God, I'm actually excited to play. That's done.

A lot of time going up. No, it was... Yeah, wrapping it in a blanket. Smother it. We needed a fifth. I hit up slime. He doesn't reply. I'm like...

And then I got a message from Luda. Wow. And Luda goes... And Luda watches every Fuzzi stream because Luda loves Fuzi. Okay. And he goes, you need a fifth. And I go, I do.

I didn't realize. And this is no offense, because Luda's going to hear this. He's horrible. Really? Dude, he's horrible at the game. Well, Lily got her rating. Lily got her rating. 2K.

I didn't, I've never seen it actually. I've never seen it. You know, it's crazy. She got 2K, and then we lost three games in a row. She decayed from 2K. She decayed from 2K. Is she in 1? She was like 2.1, I think.

Dude, imagine Northern Lion, he's a fifth grader going up to Lily who is in second grade and being like, yeah, well. She's low ranked, it went real bad. I think Ludo went one in a little. He think you got five kills in the three games. Really? Across three games?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were really scraping the bottom of the... Last game, last game, we're like, guys, we have to win one. We've just been getting fucking ass beat 13-1. And then Luda's like getting kills every round. I'm like, Luda, good fucking kill. He's like, yeah, thanks, man.

Next round he gets another kill. I'm like, Luda, you're going crazy. he has killed five rounds in a row I find out there was an AFK guy in their team Ludo was rushing C T spawn shooting the AFK guy in the head and then

Farming the compliment Thanks bro I like that sometimes you hit the head I like that because you should be looking at the map and seeing that there's just a guy standing where they spawned I'm like I'm like 25 and 12 I'm locked it I'm like trying to IGL I'm doing my bestest

I'm just happy Luda's got to kill on the board. He loses one of them. The AFK guy. Fuck. Yeah, somehow. How the fuck did he get me? Yeah, his cat steps on the mouse and it just shoots him in the head. He's like, damn it. Dude, I went to, uh, have you guys

ever been into a Sephora? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, they're crazy. They are crazy. They are crazy. It's such a It's an interesting feeling as a guy because you do get the feeling of wanting to buy stuff. Yeah. But there's nothing to buy. Yeah. There's nothing there for me. And there's like, clones.

But I'm looking around and I'm like, this is all fun. I want to go in the aisle at the end next to the register where they sell you shit. I want to take something. But there's nothing. What's the guy equivalent? The guy of a Sephora. The girl walks in there like, I want to get something. A 7-Eleven?

Like you walk through the aisles of 7-Eleven. I got to get something sour. I need a slurpy. I just, I'm here. No, no. Is it a girl being as lost? Oh, what can a girl go somewhere and not have anything to buy? 7-Eleven.

Okay. No. Like a, like a, hmm, that's a hard one. Maybe like a, like a, like a bass pro fish. I was gonna say bass pro, but I was trying to think of like Big Five. Big Five.

Or like some sort of like, I don't even know what this ball does. You know what? It's a sexist question. It's a sexist one that's hard to answer because you're basically saying what are women excluded from, boys? I mean, we're excluded for something

or they must be excluded for something. It's interesting. He throws up that accusation because there's someone who puts X up from time to time. We have a big misogynist in our midst. Yeah. It seems.

That's what leftist tweet has been telling me. Don't point at us too and not wonder if it's... You missed. You missed. Dude, I was fighting like... I'm watching. It's like a war. I'm going on now.

That algorithm's weak as fuck. That algorithm's weak as fuck. I just checked it last night and I scroll through. I see one reply and I know as soon as I see a reply on a tweet that's that big. I'm like, oh, this is a treasure trove. And I just, what I do is I go to your profile and I read like the week's updates. Yeah, I was having an out with some people

who were upset at me. It was like, it was a small amount of people, but I thought their argument was wrong, so I pressed them on it. And then they had nothing to say. Basically, I tweeted that because Hassan had Ashley St. Clair on his stream, and she gave him a shirt that said the stepdad that stepped up or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, this is all great.

Like you turn woke now, but you still let Elon fucking nut in you and make a baby with machines. And, uh, you know, at the end of the day, yeah, it is, there is a, there's atoms of misogyny in there, but it's a concession I'm willing to make to like make a funny joke, right? That's not jokes kind of work. And so, but people like, got really mad at that, that part. And I was like, okay, let's fucking talk about it. There's this one guy in my comments who is like, in two and a half days, you'll be apologizing for this.

And I was like, really? He's like, yeah. And I was like, that's not a fan. I have a mark. I have it marked on my phone. Because I said, in 2.5 days, if I don't apologize for this tweet, you have to say, I overreacted. And he's like, oh, really? Fine, I will.

I was like, okay, I'm going to, I have it on my phone. Such an exciting day for you. How many days away are we? It's going to be the middle of the day Tuesday. That's so exciting. Wow. It's going to be so exciting. I know, I didn't know, so I deleted everything.

I deleted Twitter, TikTok, Instagram. So I don't, I don't keep up. A guy tagged you to say your boys out of control. So that's how I knew about this because I checked Twitter on desktop now. And I just go to the homepage for a second and I go to notifications just right before I go live. And I just see like a huge thread. And I click it. I'm scrolling.

I'm like, what the fuck? And I see Sime's tweet. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like Ashley St. Clair, pretty cool name. All things considered. Yeah. It's pretty elegant.

I kind of like the name. And then I saw, yeah, they tagged me to try to as if that would do something. And that's what I said. It's famously worked for years. Yeah, it was too much. I get to, I like replying. If someone says something, I don't like letting it go. Right.

And I was on my phone a lot that day, which was kind of late. I didn't have shit to do that day, though, so it was kind of fine. Do you think your life would be better, the same or worse, if you deleted all socials? All socials? No, I don't think. Off the phone. Off the phone. You can go on the computer.

Finish everything. I don't want to have a roller coaster anymore. Because I was answering every piece of it. What else is there? And you dicks 10 inches longer. But spicy food makes you die. Okay, okay, okay. And this chef wants to kill you.

And you have a famous cousin who dies at 30 years old. I'm getting excited, guys. Please stop adding fun. No, very simple. Just delete all socials off the phone. You can go on computer. Because is what I did. This is what I did.

This is what Aidan's tried to do and does. Wait, I successfully did it. Literally, I've successfully done it for the past two years. Yeah, he was checking browser for a while. When he just, browser on the phone? Browser on the phone. Browser on the phone. Browser on the phone.

The last time I did that was over two years ago. Oh, that's long. You really did. Last time you check browser on the phone. Yes. Well, I will say they patched it because I deleted it all. And then I became an Aiden and cracked on browser on the phone. And then now.

that you can't do browser on the phone with X. I mean, that's great. If you're not signed in, right? No. At all. I was signed in and they were like, you got to get the app. Well, they just push you to the app. That's crazy.

Nasty work. That's crazy. Nasty work from that. And then I was like, I'm good then. Yeah, I don't want that then. I don't want it. Well, that's probably better. Yeah, probably, but I like having an audience

and I like saying things to come up to mind. That's not me like, would it be better because you like it. I mean, look, everyone was always like, you fucking love this shit slime talking to these fucking random fuckers. It's just like, actually not really. I hate feeling misunderstood, and that's why I reply, right? You know how people say like, oh, when you really want to impulse by something? Like, put it in your cart.

And if you still want it a week later, like go out. Do you think that system could work for you with reply? Replies, absolutely, because the moment, a reply is a timely endeavor. A tweet itself, maybe not. Like, a tweet itself has different parameters for time, even though it exists, right? That tweet I made that day probably isn't as timely if I do it a week later and probably doesn't mean as much to me. Sure.

It took a while to make your comeback. Yeah. You know? Because if you have that in your head, you might not do it. You wait a week. And then you're just like, why did you wait so long to reply to this? It's insane. It's insane.

You might just not do it. Yeah. So I think that's that, now it doesn't work one to one. But there are tweets or ideas or thoughts. I'm like, yeah, this could be like a week later. It doesn't really matter. But it's the replying is. This is what I do.

I will write out a reply and then not send it. Yeah, classic. Yeah, that's the League of Legends method. Yeah, classic. Well, that's different. I tell them to kill themselves with a gun in real life. Can you start doing this for me? But instead of putting on,

can you do it like a notebook? Right. In the notebook? I like this. And at the end of the year, can I just read the notebook? Yeah. I hate writing, I realize, though.

Writing hurts my hand. Physically? I'm so bad. I'm so bad at it. I think it's because I hold the pencil like a crayon. I saw it. You hold it like this? I hold it weird.

I can show you. It's like this. I have a weird one. I know you hold it weird. I've looked at you before and thought, it's like this kind of. Dude, every finger's involved.

The tension going on here. That looks painful. My mom made me get a per- My mommy. My mommy. My mommy gave me a person. We were doing that voice with each other.

My mommy. My mommy used to me. My mommy used to come. She brought me or she made me go into like a orthopedic writer's place. I don't even know what the fuck you would call it. Did you have a little gummy? Yes. A little gummy on the pencil?

Yeah. I was like. talked to you by a doctor and then they like gave me the gummy. We was chewing on them. They fucking talked down to me and then I rocked the gummy and I'm still shit at it. No, the gummy doesn't help at all. No, I hated the gummy. What is the gummy supposed to do? It's supposed to change how you grip the pencil. I'm a dynamic try it. I'm not even kidding. I'm none of these. It just thickens it. I'm not even kidding. I'm something, I'm something on other shit. We're looking at a graphic. It's how to hold a pen. There's

dynamic tripod, dynamic quadripod, lateral tripod or lateral quadropod. some people are so crazy I think I'm dynamic tripod the closest for me is lateral tripod but it's not right what are you a aden I gotta get a pencil I think I'm a dynamic tripod we're looking at a comprehensive

I think dynamic triplice I think dynamic tripod is a hold pins dynamic tripod standard I don't think this is comprehensive because I think my handwriting thing is also there's animals in this world No, I'm like, Congress for humans. I don't of these.

You freak. Dude, that's this. No, no, you're just a dynamic quadripod. Blur that. That looks like genitals. She's holding it differently because she's more pointed but you're a dynamic quadripod.

No. He's using four fingers to balance the pen, which makes him a dynamic quadru- But a real dynamic quadru-poder should never be curving their fingers like that. This is still invalid. She's holding the pen like a hand model for some reason.

Yeah. But I think, Ultimately, you're still a dynamic quadrupod? Huh? Yeah, I know, but I think the question is, are you using three fingers or four fingers? And you use four. Whatever works.

You're four finger free. Okay, I'm lateral. I'm dynamic tripod, though. I think, yeah, I mean, anyway, this is hard to interpret if you can't see this. It hurts already. I'm not even writing my hand hurts. Yeah, you're holding it too hard, sweetheart.

I don't know how to fix it. It is how I learned. Dude, I used to hold it so hard, I get bumps on my fingers. Yeah. I used to, I had a callus on my pinky. You get bumps?

Like how big bumps? Yeah, I would get, no, like small bumps. I guess small bumps everywhere the pencil was. Like a special pen. I was going to put in my mouth. Wait, is that the thing that's supposed to help? No, no, look up. That's crazy looking.

Look a pencil gummy. This little like poutchoply. This little like poutch-grip gummy. Hold the pen with? Look up gripping it. This is an example, but I would, the, those ones. That's the one that I remember. But they, what?

Yeah. They were more like erasery than they were. glittery. These are new new age. The old ones had like this weird like tetrahedron shape. You remember these ones? Those were gross. Dude, these were great. They would disintegrate. Yeah. And you could eat these. Yeah, they're yummy. They're yummy. Was it one of those things they would tell you not to

eat but you knew that you should eat it? Yeah. There's not much you can't eat. Everyone had a kid that swallowed one. Yeah. You can eat most things if you just keep chewing. Why do they do that when you're a kid? They're like you see some shit that's obviously delicious and they're like don't eat that. Like a Lego beer. Yeah. Oh, there's one that's literally a gummy bear.

So what can you do? Hank Green, I feel like made me want to eat grass. Why is that? He said don't eat grass. Oh, that'll make you want to eat it. You don't like being told what to do? And I'm like, why not? Bitch.

Yeah. Well, Hank Green, I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it, Hank Green. Watch me eat it, Hank Green. Don't tell me nonsense like that. I'm going to eat it. Hey Green's a new video. Don't eat it.

Eaters watch this one. he would do a great like sex ed channel he'd be great at explaining anything he might have already have done this in his long and storied career

maybe he had a fun metaphor there might be a crash course sex maybe he was like a panel at Vincol in 2018 but yeah maybe he did the Kelby made backshots panel yeah so what you want to do

guys I'm in trouble why are you in trouble I so was at the parking truck they didn't take tap and I lost my debit card inside my ass. How'd you lose it in your ass? I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to tap. So you had the card and then you're in your ass? That's the unfortunate part is I had the card and even if I didn't have my phone I could probably have put my ass up to the reader if they had

is it. Is it still because your current wallet is so bulky you couldn't fit the debit card in? And so you had to put it in your ass for storage again? Yes. I kept losing my wallet so I thought I would cut open my skin and put the chip inside so I could beep it like Justin Timberlick. I thought I thought about that too. I thought about that too. I thought about it. But I was too scared. Are your first solutions putting the stuff in your wallet in your body? Well, you never lose it, right? Well, what would another suggestion be?

I mean, you could just use a rage wallet. Oh, I've heard of those. What do they do, Aidan? I mean, it's like a unique, it's unique and slim and RFID blocking technology for proof safety. I heard about this from a Ted Newsom-Nivision video. I can't just steal your little card data by swiping something by it. Sure, I mean, if someone swiped some sort of scanner near my ass, they would have taken it all mine.

And this is what happened to me. You're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're, You're saying like a Buy Curious team with a with a Flipper Zero can't take all my information and sell it to the government? No, unless they work really hard. Okay, but that's just like that's just like a black skinny wallet. Like I don't want that. 50 colors? I'm going to lose.

What? 50 colors? Do you see one color and you assume there's one color, but there's 50 or more? Aiden, Aiden, my issues is too thin. I'm going to lose it. What do you mean? Well, there's an optional air tag attachment. You can put an air tag.

You can just add the air tag. And you don't have to buy like a separate random tracker product. You already have an air tag. You just toss it on there. You know what I don't like about my old wallet is it's leather and I put an air tag in it but now it's bulky and stretch. You know what I love about the Ridge wallet

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After you purchase, they'll ask where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them we sent you. We can still do the skin thing. What were you guys buying at the Scholastic Book Fair? What was your go-to? Do you have this shit? Of course I did. Offensive questions, sorry.

That's offensive. It's before your time. Yeah, but I just was foreseeing you getting mad for me asking that. Like, we all had it. I wanted to. I guess we do all have it. It's an institution. Where did it go?

It's gone. We don't know. We're not kids. I think it could still be there. It could still be there. Is anyone, if you're a kid out there, tell us if the Scholastic Book Fair is still. When I'm at Tarbs off parties with the high school soccer team

And I and I And we Uncle Aiden's here guys Come on I We eventually get around to It's like you guys still have this classic book fair And I'm fucking

I don't even think he was in high school And your kids Twirling in high school I think we're tearing I don't think we I think it stopped in eighth grade I had Shonen jump I bought Shonen jump

You had Shonen jump You had Shonen jump You had Shon and jump They didn't give us that shit I bought a Shon and jump and I only had one. And I read that shit front to pus to back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Front to push to back. I read the shit probably 30 times. Shown and Jump magazine. Well, you read it right to left. Right. Yeah. It's honestly a dumb question. Yeah.

I don't know. It's just like sometimes with the questions. I looked at, I didn't really get anything. Well, no, I got Captain Underpants. And then I would, uh, I'd look at all the animorphs. Yep. But I'm not going to read the animals.

We were exactly the same. Yeah. I would buy, I'd get Captain Underpants and I'd look at the animorphs. I'm like, I'm not. not reading all that. I'm not reading all that. To this day, I haven't cracked an Anamorph's book. I read one Anamorph book in the first or second grade. Uh, I don't remember it very well. Their whole business models are just getting kids to buy it because the cover. Because the cover. Yes. They're amazing cover. Guestmos was the same thing. I feel like. No, I read a lot of

great read. Yeah. No, but Goose bumps. The cover hit. They lured you in it. Yeah, it was a beautiful art. It was both. It was a beautiful art. It was a good content and then the thumbnail was like but I think Anamorph's bad art. Uh, bad art. It's not amazing. It's fun to look at. It's fun to look at. So there's value. Anamorph's covers are something you post now and everybody's like AI. It's like, it's okay.

It's captivating. It's just not like a drawing or like a. It's captivating and also like looking at the in-betweens are the most interesting part of it, right? Look at that rat girl. Oh, it is a drawing. Look at that rat girl. And you're like, wow, that guy turned into an owl. Dude, they are awesome.

It is good art. Yeah, this is, it's good art because it's captivating and it makes us one. see the next one is the horse one. I feel like the horse one's crazy. Did you guys ever read them? Are they bad? Were they not I've never read? I've never owned one. Is it ever hit the one in the middle or bottom? I never thought they, I always hated them.

Right there. Yeah, I did you think the horse one was the unknown. I want to do this with Aiden. Can we make like a thousand animorph covers of Aiden? I feel like this is this is a job that now AI exclusively does and you can't even do it for the love of the game because of

AI. You can. It just costs you money and it costs you time. You drop this zero context. You would get accused instantly. Well, but then you just say, no, I didn't do that.

Here's why I like animorphs. And then everyone's like, okay, cool. Old throwback. Wow. I forgot about this. This is such a bad application of it.

It really is. It's not like a lot of effort way into there. There's a normalized picture of me. What is that character? What? From, wait, this is kind of funny.

What is it? The backyard against, I think. That's right. The backyard against. I forgot. I didn't watch it. It's the yardigans, man. I watched a lot of that show because my little brother would watch it all the time.

Really? Yeah, your little brother. Huh? Yeah. We believe you, man. Okay. Real shit. And I don't think this is that embarrassing.

But in seventh grade, when I was a 13-year-old boy, I used to, in the morning before school, I used to watch a roly-poly-oli. And I liked it a lot. Holy-poly-oli. Holy shit. I was 13. I think that's fine now. If I was 13 with you, I would make you feel bad.

And you know what? My friends did. Because I told them. And I shouldn't have told them. If you're watching Baby Looney Tunes, though, either you're a bad fucking kid or get well soon. Get well soon. Yeah. Home sick.

Watching baby Looney Tunes. Because that shit wasn't there in the beginning or the end. And a pup named Scooby-Doo. That shit would show like 11 a.m. What are we doing? We've done this bit. But the baby-fiing of cartoons just for the slot of babies to watch. The movie do was a better show than Scooby-Doo could ever be, and that's on Deerian, and I'll say it forever.

Untrue. It's not, no, you're just lit, it's just the only cartoon you were allowed to watch. What? Can I hear the pup name Scooby-Stoo? Can I hear the pup name Scooby-Doo? Long as you say it's fire. I'm trying to remember the pup name Scooby-Doo. I'm like that.

This is something that's long-run. They had Acapella versions in the eye-catches. You know what that is. The eye catches. What is this? When you watch an anime, it's in between the commercials. Oh, I didn't know they're called that. That's crazy.

Yeah. Wow. Be a pup name Scooby Doo. Yeah, yeah. That's good shit, man. I'll never forget there was a... Because this was one of the other shows I was allowed to watch. And then on Boomerang, they changed the whole network to Scoobarang.

And ran only Scooby-Doo for a month. You are now watching a Scooby-Doo takeover. And I... You want a B sandwich. Every weekend, I was like scooborangs on. Scoverang is a good day. It's like when Ed and Eddie was getting retired, and they had a fucking two-week marathon of every episode.

And all those people ride it in the street. You remember that? A lot of people died, man. I was killing people, too. Yeah, my boyfriend died in the great Ed, Ed and Eddie murder purge. Just people throwing jawbreakers at each other. They chopped his head off with a chainsaw in the middle of Main Street during the Ed and Eddie murder purge.

Damn it. Was Teenage Robot any good? Yeah. I definitely watched it a lot, but I don't remember. It was a banger. That much about it. I never watched it. Jenny?

Jenny. It's cool, uh, cool art. I like the way it looked. This is that heavy line style. There's another show that came out at the same time. It looked really similar. Fuck, what was it? That's gone.

It's gone. It's gone. I, uh, by the way, when I went to Sephora, I wanted to say, they treated me like a fucking sick animal. Like, I did not belong in there. And something about Sephora,

they make you, they make you feel that. Were you with your girl? No. They thought you were a gay man. So that means a lot. No, but I don't think I was giving gay. Really?

I guess not. Bald man with a mustache and Sephora, you were giving gay. Maybe, but like, if I was giving gay, I was a very nervous gay. Yeah, there's confidence. I think the gays in Sephora are kind of feeling like they're in a nice place.

The way, and respect to all the girlies out there, the way those girls treat the fucking sample products at Sephora is disgusting. What do they do? Have you ever looked at one? Oh yeah. They're fucking ran through. It looks like they're chewing on it. It looks like they're taking bites out of the lipstick. It looks like they're going there to do their whole routine. Yes. They do a, they put

a fucking face on and they leave. Whoa. It's crazy, bro. I like the idea for sure. You also got to check every package you purchase because some people just open them up. Yeah, there's just like new products that aren't testers that they just open. It's like grapes at the grocery store. It's like, yeah. Did your guys mom's used to do that? Eat a grape? My mom would just eat.

grapes out of the bag of the grocery store. I just understood what this could be. And I'm like, why do you, where are you doing that? My mom used to do this shit, but she would buy it. She would, and my mom would buy it too. It's not like she would do it. Yes, okay. But she would like, my mom was big on, like,

eating and using and drinking everything that was in the cart before purchasing it. And then, and then my sister get real stressed out about this. I was, you can't do that. You got to check it out. You got to check it out. Mom, stop. You think your mom's like a big, stupid idiot. Stop it. You're being insane.

Do you guys remember at the grocery store? Maybe this is only California. I don't know. But when they had like the bouncy ball section. California shit. What the fuck are you talking? What's the like, I was able to Google,

but I feel he's not going to find it. Yeah, the ball pit. Growing up, growing up, every single grocery store, mostly, we used to go to Stader brothers mostly, but every single Stater brothers

had like a big cage just full of like, yeah, that. Oh, okay. This is like a department store. This is Walmart. Yeah, this is more. Walmart speed. This was at every single

Vaughn's and Stader Brothers in my city. Really? Yes. Wow. And every time I'd go, I'd be like, Mom, can I get a ball? I want a fucking ball! And she would oblige. I had a lot of balls. They made balls look appealing. I had one that changed color if it touched water, and then I would

throw it in the pool. I think I remember these balls. It would turn green or your hands touched it. Your hand print would be left behind. So wait, why were you in Sephora? I was getting a song for my girlfriend, but I went in there and basically, it was just crazy. one looked me in the eyes. And I was like, this doesn't usually happen.

I know a guy named Stable Ronaldo did this. I'm gonna make it a problem for you, ma'am. I did keep talking about all my favorite members of core and very loudly, hoping I could bond with anyone in the... And I had a selfie stick and I was live streaming. No, I was getting... Going up to Sephora employees and being like, Lace does not bought. Lace doesn't buy by the way.

Lace wouldn't even need the bot. It doesn't even make sense as a premise. It's funny. it's funny to even bring us that it's not even funny it's a million views some foreign play with a cross body she's like I don't fucking know

but yeah I was like I was getting a perfume and I was like hey I want this perfume and the lady was like okay and then she walked away and I was like oh she's gonna go in the bed it's like shoes you gotta go in the back and get it

and I wait for like 15 minutes which is an eternity and I go and find someone else because they're like you need anything because I'm standing in the same spot the whole pot looking around. Hey man, you can't stand here. It looked insane and weird. And then they keep

asking me like, I was like, no, she said she's going to help me. She's in the back, getting the shoes. And she said like, okay. And then finally, and I was like, I'll just ask somebody else. I asked him, like, can I get this perfume? They like, yeah, there's a drawer in the bottom. They just open it. The lady just left me. Yeah, she left you. She said, okay, that's cool. It was fucking crazy. I get that one too. She worked there. Yeah. By the way. Yeah, maybe. She had the crossbody. Don't fuck with me. Are you sure. Don't fucking play with me. In Sephora. The crossbite will play with me.

Do they, is there, could it, could a woman? Another one have a crossbody? Is what, was there another? It said Sephora on the crossbody. You know, it's funny. What's kind of a funny idea here, though, is that like, she was like, do you need help? And he's like, I just want this perfume. Because she's like, you can just take one.

So she's like, oh, yeah. It's locked. Oh, it's locked. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. That's a point in his favor. Yeah. Thank you.

I'm with you. Because I've been a Sephora and I've been scared and I felt alone. So I feel like I know what you felt like. and I had a re I went to skims Q'd you want to turn from skims this is a Kim K Brands you went to a flagship skims yes I got underwear for skims

yeah you're talking all about underwear from skim oh that's right yeah they're great yeah and what I remember you saying this so I'm getting the thing for cutie and they're real nice with that because I think they actually want it to me quickly because it's um I think I was looking creepy so they were very quickly like what do you need

just check it how they smell and I'm just looking at like swimsuits telling you a swim suit from my girl. And so I bought, I bought, I bought, I bought the, but then I wanted to go to the men's section. It's funny. The men section is, it's a joke. It's like if this whole room was the skims, that fucking wall with the cane would be the men section. It was a singular wall. Yeah, I get it. Which makes sense. But it's in, it's in the back next to the changing room. So I'm sitting and I'm like looking. And it's white t-shirts, black t-shirts, underwear. Yeah. That's the.

skims whole lot. That's it. That's what they want you to... Men. That's the outfit. Right? Yeah. And I'm looking at the under they got a bunch of different underwear. They got one that like four inch seam, three inch knee. I don't like, I don't know the same. I'm sitting there and a lady comes up. She goes, hey, I need help. I need a different like, I need a different size. And I'm like, oh, I don't work here. I thought you worked there. I guess the men section is so far in the back that only people go there to go to the changing room. Yeah, it's only for doing

things. I got asked if I worked at a grocery store the other day. I was at the Ralph's and some lady was like, do you work here? And I was like, I wish. I didn't remember what I'm wearing, but I was like, no. I was going to ask what you're wearing. Were you wearing that shirt? I was not wearing my pizza, my heart, San Jose short. Peripheral?

I think that's a Ralph's logo. Yeah, it wasn't this. It does feel like a grocery store shirt. You're right. It wasn't this. It was something where I looked at myself and I was like, that's not reasonable, but I was like, I don't work here. I don't think I can put together an outfit that makes me look like I work in a grocery store.

You don't possess those clothes? I don't think I have the time. You don't have an apron? I believe that. Yeah, I don't think I have. Like, what do you need? You need like an overalls or an apron or like a white collar shirt maybe? It's always the apron.

You know what? You need a tucked in dark gray shirt. I don't know why they are a polo. I don't know why they. They always are like bowlers. Yeah. I guess that's like the Safeway. They're on a bowling team.

Oh, by the way, I went to, uh, so update. I went to the police station after I got swatted to try to do the thing where you explain that this might happen and all this stuff. And so I go there and it's this big glass like partition. and there's two people there and there's just like this old lady and this younger woman and I was like hey

the police came to my house the other day I got swatted and I was hoping that that word kind of yeah and she's like

they came to your house and I'm like okay here we go here we go it's okay so ninja so you get a crowd damn it

because she had to be like I don't know 56 years old and I'm like this this older lady I'm like, so okay, so you're on the internet, people like, fucking hate you, and they'll send people to your house and try to send...

Ashley Sinclair's tweeting out. And Ashley Sinclair's, and it's crazy because she was a conscious decision. I was gonna have sex with a guy looking Barry and Harkening. And if he looked like John Hamm, I'd be like, sure, yeah, get that. That makes sense. I mean, makes sense.

He's more amorphous and weird looking, disgusting. And so, but I've explained it, and they both don't get it. Oh, my God, though. And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ, okay. So I have to explain everything. from the beginning. It takes me like 10 minutes. And then they, they bring in the, like, the master cop of,

like, the, the, the master cop. He is such a dick. And he's like, he's like, got the glasses and he's like kind of fat and like this, like, slick comb over. And he comes and he's like, what's going on here? And like, so, so he got, what did you call it? And I'm like, I'm going to kill myself. And the guy understood what it was. And he's like, he was such a, he's like, we got to go out there. You know,

we got to go out there. Right. I'm like, I understand. You got to go. I'm trying to lessen the severity of the response when you do have to come out multiple times if that happens. Do you understand like it could happen again? It's like we gotta go out there. It's like he wasn't listening. Oh my God. So now I start getting frustrated. I'm getting mad. I'm getting mad. It hurts to listen to it. So I start getting frustrated and I'm like, but imagine you're me, right? And I'm doing a lot of miming because I'm behind this glass partition, which is kind of funny. And they come in. And I was literally like, so you imagine you're me, right? And I'm in my computer and my underwear, right?

And then a couple of cops come and they get on the fucking ground, get on the fucking ground. And I'm doing this in the police. And I'm like, get a fucking ground, get a fucking ground. Imagine you're me. And then they do that, right? I'm picturing like the overhead security camera view of this where slimes in the lobby like, a thousand dollars that's a thing. Yeah.

And like a t-shirt and my jeet. And like, get a fucker. And the guy's just like doing this. He's like, damn, we got to come out. We got to do it. And if you, you know, if you just comply, nothing. If you're not doing anything, nothing is going to happen to you. I'm like, but I don't want to get fucking gun putting

at me and your officers come in the fucking ground and they come and shoot me in the fucking head. I don't want them to shoot me in the fucking head and I'm doing all of this. This is my favorite question to ask there is so if they did it every day, would you come every day? If they say yes, it's like, all right. Dude, that's what I wanted to do when it was happening.

It was like, just call them ourselves. Yeah. You know, you just, because if you call them every day for a week, by day eight, you're like, guys, again, what's going on? What do you think is going on this time? And then there would be a different response. They would change their tune. So I'm basically asking them that without that having to occur.

And he says, he's like, we got to come out. And if you comply, I know this is going to go wrong. And I'm like, I don't want your officers come in here and get really scared and then shoot me in the head. And he just looked at me. He's like, our officer's not going to shoot you in the head. He said that. And after that, I was like, okay, you said it. Fine.

You said that. And I'm taking your word on that. And then I left. What's his name? I don't even remember. Well, we got to know in case they shoot you in the head. Yeah, we have to go let me know. We have to go back.

There's a time stamp. I'm there. There's cameras. Sir? Golfster's so fucking stupid. I know. They're like stupid and they're angry. If you go to med school and you fail to become a doctor, you should have to

become a cop. And that way we have all these really smart cops. I think that's what dentists are, bro. Dentists are failed doctors. Bail doctors. Dentists make half a million dollars in here, bro. That's what they say about the dentists. that's what they say

every dentist has like the same vibe I feel like they're just they're just they think you're so dumb they're just fucking floss man and I'm like it's fucking takes a while I like it I think dentists go through the same cutscene a lot and it's probably frustrating

because they just know what to do they're war-hearted and I think to be honest everyone knows what to do yeah everyone knows you fly and I floss every day damn and people say that and it's like you know to floss every day yeah but I don't do it and it's

fine. Oh my God. It's going to fall out in 10 years. Until dentist comes around. What? I don't. It's fine until dentist comes around. I don't get cavities.

I brush my teeth twice a day. Cavities is a dice roll. That's not you're doing of good. So what's the flossing for then? What the fuck is it for? The flossing is for the build of plaque between your teeth. Yeah. Because it can harden.

You're your gums bleed when you eat a protein bar. Now what's the difference between plaque and tartar? Because they say tartar the dentist? Plaque, plaque become tartar? Tartar is in SIEOP and it's not real. I don't think it's real. Tartar is a word. It goes crazy with the fish.

You leave plaque becomes hard becomes tartar. Oh, like if it's hardened plaque, it's... It's tartar. And tartar you cannot remove with floss anymore. Tartar's quite hard to remove. And that's when the dentist comes in with the fucking knife. And they scrape them.

If they scrape your shit, stop scraping me dentist. God, I like how that feels. Keep doing that. Bro, don't numb me either. God, that feels good. Why am I bleeding so much? like that too. I can't say shit. I haven't been a dentist in three years. My last dentist was a year ago.

I'm actually really good about going. How often you go? Every six months. Damn! That's wild. For a long time? He goes, he goes to the dentist, he picks up six months worth of new towels in. I still have my towel. I got to bring him home. I'm almost out. I'm at my six month mark.

For those who don't know, Ludwig got me like 100 towels for Christmas and I'm using them. Has been nice. That's been really nice, I'm not, I'm not making a joke. If I got a hundred towels, I would pass them on to my children. Like, I would not use them in my lifetime.

You're a filthy fucking animal. I would string them together. I would string them together and belay out my house every day. When you wash them, they lose their, uh, their magma.

They lose their magma. They lose their magma. At Target, like, so how many, like, wash does it take for the magma to kind of fall out of these?

me asking the 21 year old that bed bath and beyond when my towel runs out of I've been in trouble lately because I have a new addiction my new strange addiction it's Taco Bell Oh we're back

What are you getting on that menu? I only get one of two things Either the canteen of chicken soft taco Or the canteen of chicken brews It is not sponsored It gives you cancer by the way So It is Prop 65

It's crazy that there's signs in every fast food restaurant and says this stuff kills you, by the way. No, Prop 65 is weird. Prox65's on everything. It's on every, literally everything. It's just anything with curse indigence. But anyway, I realized last night I was like,

I'm not even hungry, but I've been doing it. So, like, every other night I'll go to talk about like 2 a.m. Your body wants it. And my body wants it. And I'm kind of in trouble. It's like cigarettes. I've been like that with sweets. What you've been watching on, man?

I've been a little sweet boy. Yeah. I did it. I was, well, I was a bad friend. You're like Augustus Gloop. Friday I was supposed to go hang out with Stans, but the beatoff ran late because I was slow making my pee and then the judging went

kind of long for each one. So, and he had to put the baby down. Yeah. So he's like, you probably shouldn't put it over. I'm putting the baby down right now. And I'm like, that sounds wrong. Everyone reaches their breaking point. But I bought a bunch of cookies to share.

And then I was like, well, I got a bunch of fucking cookies. Yeah. Yeah, I just started eating the fucking cookies. like 1,500 calories I was putting in the fucking cookies Yeah Because they're there Okay

What am I supposed to do the cookies You could save them For what? For what? For what? For what? They're going to lose their magma They're gonna lose their magma

They're gonna lose their magma Don't scare me like that dude I'm eating them while they got their magma You bite into a cookie It has no magma Oh my god When you bite into the magma still warm 2017

2017 what was that What's the significance of that 2017 The year you met me? The year I started making bread, boys. I need to teach a bit of a lesson, a bit of a money-making lesson right now. I'd love to learn that.

He's a million dollars, I'm listening. I don't want to learn that for you. I made a million dollars, 2017. You know what I did? What? Open up a fucking store. A store? Oh my God, he did.

He did. What store did you open? What store did you over in 2017? I went a store to sell merchandise. I was drop shipping clothes from China. From China. It was the reeds. You were making the merch for the reeds?

Oh, you were making merch for the reeds? I wasn't giving Tove and Scar a cut. How did you have the wherewithal to do that? Nick, I wasn't giving them a lick. I found this website called Shopify. I just started spinning that shit. I took it all. They still think that we broke even.

I turned that into a multi-million dollar empire called Mugamooves. Wait, so Shopify made it easy enough for you to start a business in 2017. Keep up, bitch. Yes. They platform millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce

inside the U.S. And I'm part of the 10% now. Wow. Yeah. Such a big part of a thing With those terrible sweatpants That was like block colors That nobody wore?

Which Ludwig made not Shopify Just to be clear He picked bad products but sold them on a great website And Shopify marketed them And made them easy to sell Yeah, you bought them It was great You can get the word out like you have a marketing team behind you

But it was just me Here's the thing Taking everything I'm a guy in 2017 I haven't heard of Scar Tofe the Reeds Or Alex 19 or any of this How are people going to know about my brand that I'm selling sweatpants.

Buddy, well, Shopify, you can get the word out. Like, you have a marketing team behind you. Really? Yeah, man. Yes, dude. Remember that one time? Remember that one time you didn't, you didn't know your password and you message customer support at 3 a.m.

And they replied. Yep. 24-7 customer support. You can do email and social media campaigns for customers. You find them where they are. And then this is a real story. Even after that, Ludwig just gave up, lost that account, made a new Shopify account, and paid for two separate accounts for about five years.

Yeah. I just loved what they did. for me and my family so much. I wanted to get back. You didn't even notice. You just contacted support again. I wanted to give back. Could you just said that, but you paid for two. Hey, buddy, how about you turn those what ifs into chiching? With Shopify today. Sign up for the $1 per month trial today at shopfite.com slash a yard.

Go to shopfine.com slash a yard. That's shopfine.com. It actually does work really well. Chiching. One dollar a month. What is that a year? It's $12 a year. Fuck. You need tools like Shopify. I can see it.

Shopify.com slash the yard. Go do Shopify.com slash the yard. By the way, bro, I like, message Ludwig after the beatoff, and I was like, dude, your beats really good. I like it a lot. I like the melody. And I watched him back making it.

Dude, he looked up like shorts, like how to make catchy hook. Yeah. And I'm like, fuck this, bro. Fuck this. There's so magic. I made my own melody, but I, look, I'm lost in there.

You don't understand. What are you talking about? We're not equally lost. Some of us start at different points in life. And there's no such thing as a dumb question. And I need to ask more questions to get to the same place you're at without asking any questions. I start here.

Not me. I'm a fish to water. Aidan starts here. I'm a fish to water. Aidan is a fish to water. The way he broke up that Porter sample is beautiful. It was cool. You had a good being.

Me? I'm standing at this piano and I'm just stressed. You know what I realize? I actually don't think I can think of things. Well, what do you mean? Oh, like like creative ideas? I don't think of this. I don't think of it.

I don't think so like I think I'm zero apple. Oh, you think you're zero. I don't think you are. I think I think I'm zero Apple, bro. I don't think you are. I can't think of a fucking Apple right now. It's just holes. You can't.

I don't think you need that for music. But I think my issues, I couldn't conceptualize what I wanted to make. So I spent basically two hours just kind of throwing shit on the timeline that didn't really work. And then I was like, okay, I have to make. You know what I kind of do is I just think of a song that I want to make.

Like I want to copy. and I just know I'm not good enough to copy it so on my route to copy it I will just fail and I will just make something else. The failure is the result. Yeah, the failure is what I made instead which is mine. I think it's kind of mysterious in a way to see you struggle so much with something

because I struggle with most things. I feel like you're what? You're good at most of what you try. What am I doing? What am I fucking good at? You've walked into a glazing arena you set yourself up to glaze him so please. What am I even

If you don't think of anything right now, it's bad look. You're great. At what? I think you're generally good at all of the video games you try. Like you start out at a higher place than most people would. I start out Iron Thor and League. Iron Four? Iron Four?

I think that you kind of just have to start out Iron. Everybody starts low in league. I want all my placements and got Iron Four. But you reach a level that's higher than others if you set your mind to it. you're successful at streaming. You've adapted to YouTube channel to a billion things. You come up creating of ideas all the time. I'm jerking you off.

I'm jerking you off. You're a good streamer. You're a good streamer. You're entertaining. People love you socially. I'm not taking part of any of this. It's a setup from the beginning. Why are you still flaccid?

I think you're wrong. I kind of like what his voice gets like. I think I'm good at grinding something, but I think I'm not good at it initially. For someone who... You think that's the case? making, yeah. I think for somebody who's like never,

basically had never played basketball in their life, you showed up and you were like, you've figured stuff out with basketball. Yeah, but college is a little late, you know? I went to a camp when I was young, and then I didn't make the team. Ah, what can you do? What can you do?

He didn't mesh socially with the other basketball players. Dude, my best friend's dad was the coach for the soccer team. My best friend, Christian. His dad is the coach for the soccer team. Mr. B. And we're kids, bro. and we were at tryouts and he cut me. That's what the fuck I'm talking about, bro.

We're eight. That's that moose-shirt. If you want to win, that's how it goes. He comes from a wrecked soccer team for HBHS. I had to go to a different town to play soccer. Did that have an effect on you, you think? Like this much later? Yeah, I was like, Christian's dad's a fucking dick.

That's it? But you didn't feel like a rejection that reverberated for the rest of your life? Maybe. At the time, I was like, I was like, fuck, I must be crazy ass. Did you confront him about it? Huh? You confront Christian or his dad? No, I mean, because ultimately he's the coach.

He's kind of a childish. He's the power. Yeah, but you went and complained later. No, I've not a podcast. Oh, yeah, that's my right. That's my right. 23 years later, I can yell about it. Next time you see Christian's dad,

you should ask him about it. Why'd you cut me? He's just going to say what we all know to be the case. Fat and lazy. No, dude, for music, I think you have to start with an idea that is like, I want to make a song that feels like this, and then you,

and then you help that guide you. Okay, did you guys think of your idea when you were, because we did the beat off, I hope you've all listened to the beats, when you listen to the beats, when you, when you started, did you know what you're gonna make? I said, I want to make some Motown shit. I was just feeling Motown that day.

I don't even know if that's even the right genre. And you knew you're gonna rap? No. It just came to, but I started with like a kernel of like, I want to make, what you have Motown? I think so. Maybe not.

I don't know. Just some old ass shit. Some old that. That's like smooth shit. That's what I wanted. Okay. I've had the friend's theme song stuck in my head since I was a kid.

It just pops into my head like maybe every three days. So this is a whole life. This is a way to purge it. Yeah, I just always have it in my head because my sister watched like every season in a row front to back over and over again when I was a kid. And yeah,

so in the shower that morning I was singing it. And in my head I couldn't get out of the idea of the claps being gunshots. I kept going, pop, pop, pop, bow, bow, bow. In my head. I just needed to get that out.

I just needed to get that out. And so that was the first thing I did. It's funny. because he didn't get it out. Because we were here yesterday just hanging out before doing the GameCube show. Still singing the song.

And he was still singing it. I think he needs to get the gunshot idea out. Yeah, is what I meant. But also I'd like the curse to leave because I have had this in my head my whole life.

That sucks. It's fine. What about you? So used to it now. How did I think of it? Okay. How do you think of the four seconds you looped?

You're not. How do you think of that four seconds section you loop for 45 seconds? The four seconds loop? Well, it was a six second loop for 12. Naky Jakey first for you is he is a demon

for that. No, he's not a demon. He saw potential. I don't even like Aiden and I agree with Jane. As much as I didn't like Bishu's fucking attitude. Can I say it? Yeah. Can I say it?

I don't know the guy. I don't think he has a little dismissive. As much as I don't like his cool guy attitude. I thought he's being very sweet. I like his new one. Because he cared. He cared about how it was constructed. Yeah.

Because it's his naturally. He can't not think that way. I think if he had less delay, it would have been, It was just awkward because there was a crazy delay. No, look, maybe the guy's way cool other times, but for first impression, you could just see it in my face. I was like, but, you know,

the Italian delay did not. I'm trying to be a nicer guy, but man, I was like, this guy was, this guy. What can you do? Maybe he's really cool if you're hanging out watching sports. I don't know. And that's what I'm trying to be that kind of guy lately. He was like, maybe you're cool watching sports.

I'm not going to fucking, I'm not going to condemn you to the pits of magma. I think the delay on the call. Didn't help him. Didn't help. Sorry, I'm in fucking Italy right now at a hotel. Just got out of a fucking dope-ass fucking show. What's up, guys?

What's up? Are you guys like gay or something? I don't think he heard it. I don't think he heard it. But I was like, Italy, man, I'm hoping to play there soon. There's no one or him laughed at all. I was like, yeah, it's all good.

It's all good. I was hoping the laugh would come five seconds later. Yeah, I just got off the fucking turntables. I'm a fucking Italy in a hotel room. I got my fucking penis out. You guys like. You got five. You got me for five.

I was upset. I said, I was upset. I sent my goons to his hotel room. I'm trolling. I'm trolling a little bit too, but it was bad first impression, but I'm a fucking bald guy in the 30,

so who cares what I think? It's crazy someone came to his hotel 3 a.m. Fucking you do. How we heard from him? And we haven't heard from it since. No, I've heard from since. That was a Gestapo. Did they still have a Gestapo?

I don't know. I'll say this in a peck. Wait, Gestapo? Justapo? I don't think they got that anymore. No, that fell off. Is it a soft Gist? it's Gestapo

I do think independent of that guy if you have music in Valerant I think it's like a huge red flag that's been too all this they have the Gestapo is in Germany then they've been over Gustavo's in Germany

they kind of been up Italian they kind of been up the fall off might be soon though who else has music in Valerite that's big I'm trying to think Zed dead Eric Doa have music into it Porter might

Porter definitely does. I actually don't think he does. I think it's just league. He's music and league? I think if you associate with riot with your art in terms of music, you are

you are of, you are vacant. In your heart, you are vacant and you are bankrupt and it's over. I think you're an artist who wants a bag. Are those not the same thing?

Do you guys ever play, have you ever played death match in CS? And you have, somebody's just blasting music through the microphone the whole time? Oh yeah, I've had this in other games. There was a guy I had played with, and he was playing music, and I'm annoyed at first because

this is usually annoying. You're mad at the death match. I realize because of what he's doing, not because of the game. Mood him, bro. You're hot a death match? I just booted in. What's happening? It's a death match.

I'm ready to learn why this guy's the freak, but so far you're the freak. I literally just booted in. I'm open to the idea that he is the freak. Some people decide to play loud screeching sounds or music into their microphone as a bit in Counterstrike. Not what this person is doing. I'm like, oh, they're playing. It's a pretty good song. Oh.

You kind of like it. And so I don't mute them. It's like the radio. And I kind of like it. Oh, it's the radio. And then he comes on over the song in like this, this reverberating overlaid voice while it's playing. He's like, welcome to DJ 7 Deuce World. Thank you

for joining us, Piggy 2. And then he does a full, he's doing a full radio station DJ set in the game. And every time someone joins the death match in the chat, he's like, welcome bubbles.

He has to be straight. And then if it comes on, like the next song comes on, it's I miss you by Blink 182. And he's like, it's time for a little Blink 1282. So, If you know the words. Wow. And then we, the chorus hits like three people in the death

master start singing into their mic. And they're all delayed. And then if you sing along with him, he shouts out your name in the game. And he's like, and then the end of the death match comes. He's like, we're going an ad break. Don't leave us. That's funny. Dude, it was perfect. It was like perfectly mixed.

Wow. I was like, dude, I want to stay. I want it. It is sad that they are probably streaming. Yeah, that's the first. the perverted element of it, right? But if he's not, that's so beautiful, because he's just doing it because it's funny.

Also, what talks about DM and Counterstrike in general is like, everyone has a mic, everyone has access to say the N word, it's just gonna happen. Then you get a really different version of I miss you. They love I was playing Omogel. Really? Yeah, because I was doing the

God Game or Gauntlet, I have to win 10 PVP games in a row and I made a Omba games. Yeah, that's a good game for him. It's a really funny game. I was like good game one. Not a good game I'm not great at it. Isn't it just your facial bones? Kind of, but like there's Omogel gimmicks where for some reason if you flash the camera or this one guy, you just do this, he went.

Like the camera reanalyzes and for whatever reason when it reanalyzes, it shoots up. Perfect. This guy's at like a five and it's like nine, five. And it's like what? So anyway, I'm doing it. And most of it's, most of it's fine. Like there's a clip of I'm doing it. And I'm just staring.

And this guy goes, Ludwig? Ludwig? And it's just two kids in school. They're 12. In a classroom? Yes. They're,

oh, moggling in a classroom? And the 12 year olds beating me and he's going, you're getting mobbed by a 12 year old. Ludwig. But then there was one and it's just these frat guys. And they just instantly start calm. Slurs. Really?

Yeah. And I'm like, guys, I'm just here, game. Are you streaming this? Yeah. You're trying to keep your mug face on and you're like,

while they're calling you like the crazy shit let's stop we use those guys just cut it with the language yeah damn they did that with their whole ass face and shit how does they go into BYU

or so does that website because a lot of streamers are doing it right how do you avoid like someone showing whole or whatever oh you don't you take that risk they just show it on stream have you showed it on stream

no yeah yeah I've shown on stream I mean not whole I don't think most people are showing whole but it takes one I know yeah yeah I'm just saying I don't show a hole at the mag off. I don't think that's the,

because I think, I think that would be the behavior of a pedophile. There's a lot of children on Omogel. So if you're just showing hole, there's a natural filter of like, well, I'm not a fucking freak. You would be,

I'll show hole the troll people, but not a kid. Yeah. It would mostly be children seeing the hole, and then you're just, that's what people used to do on Omogel. That was most of Omega. You mean, wait.

Yeah, he said it right. Is it called Omegel? Yeah. And then they just called it Omogel. Wow, that's just, dude. Hey, I'll be with you here. I didn't realize it until he said that,

but I didn't say anything out loud, so I don't know. I realized it. Did you guys, did you go on Omega as a kid? It was every, it was every third one. Yeah, there were a lot of people slow stroking. Yeah. Yeah, I've told this story before, but I had that giant horse mask,

and I just thought it would funny if you see the big horse mask, and there was this old guy on a stool, kind of a full body cam, and he was slowly jerking off, and he saw it, he took his hand off his penis to give me a thumbs up, and then he, you know, with his mouth, changed it because he doesn't want to jerk off.

Not his preference, yeah. Not my preference, but I love the mask. Yeah. Good work. I've been getting a lot of thumbs up driving my K truck and I was driving a cutie in it. She fucking hates the truck. Yeah, it's a fucking death truck. It has no shocks or airbags or AC. Less safe than a plane by a lot.

It's way less safe than a plane, especially with me at the helm. But she was in it and every time I drive it, someone comments it. Like, just because I think it's unique. And so I'm showing her and I was like I was like check out all the thumbs up Everyone loves us I was like isn't this great she's like I love AC It didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't sway her

Didn't sway her like I thought it would damn you have no AC in that bitch It has it it's a whisper it's a whisper it's a whisper it's a whispering fucking fucking love right bro you just got to put up with that you want to go to the store He's like let's take the fucking crazy little truck I have with no AC You're like okay I chose you you love my life let's go in the crazy little truck and I just have to do that. And I have to be on the wrong side and feel like I'm driving. But I'm not.

I'm in the passenger seat and that's weird. Green dude pulled over next me and goes nice car. It's not really a Korean accent. Yeah, that's, but it felt good. I was the whole day. Really? It'd be worse if it was a more accurate Korean accent. He was ripping a European,

European DJ accent. Nice car. I'm Korean. Nice car. I was adapted. I look Korean, but European parents. It's look irresponsible. to drive her in that thing. It's irresponsible to drive her in that thing. Don't do it to her, bro.

You're inflicting something. It's like, I'm not driving crazy. I'm just driving down the street. I think if you drove crazy, you might have more of a chance of dodging something. It is safer than a moped. You know what? Yes.

I guess. It's safer than putting a loaded gun to your tablet. It actually might be less safe because on a moped, you're so focused. Right? Because you're like, I could die at any moment. And that thing,

you have the illusion of safety. Love looks like, not me, bro. I'm not focused on the MoFed. There is no illusion of safety in it. We have too many data points already. This shit don't even have power steering. I feel... How power steering work?

Power steering, it takes fluid to leverage the force like through hydraulics and it makes a steering easier by using pressure. Oh, I thought even electric. It's water. This is also, it's a fluid. A fluid of... This is also, I don't know exactly how it works.

I'm pretty sure that's how it's. works and it's a very overhead explanation. I'm not pretending to know about power steering. I know how oil works about it. Look how careful he is around subject matters he respects. Cars are beautiful things. He's like, he's like, I don't want to be wrong, I'm going to be careful. I'm not going to say something.

I think Bishu might be a fucking evil villain from a layer. You know why? Well, he couldn't because he's a Korean protest player. It's pole hydraulic fluid at low pressure. Yeah, it's just pressure modulation. But I'll say this, it's because there's a correct actually super right answer that is not subjective. Right. Right.

and I respect that. But when we talk about things like, you know, what is his name, Graham Stevens, like that's all subjective, bro. Like, I can just say whatever. Yeah. You know.

Because it could be right. He might be those things. He could be an AP. He could be an AP. PA, my bad. PA. Automar P. PA.

The watch. Could be a PA. He could be PA. Leave it out that. PA's good. That's one of my favorites so far. So far. on this show.

Yeah. Things to call people. Yeah, we can't use it in the slack anymore. Did you guys finally set some boundaries? Yeah, what goes in this room is...

No, the slack boundaries. Slack boundaries? What you mean? I mean, well, culture comes from the top down and for a while the top was here at Fogel. We've actually made some changes

in leadership at Mogulboos. I don't know if you've heard. One, I have heard us here. One, Cam's COO now. I've heard this, actually. Yeah, I heard it a lot. We all made that call together. Co-CEO.

So that's a co-C-O. C-O. C-O. We split the responsibilities. 50-50. 50-50. So it's like you feel like you're mad about something at the company and you would go to me normally. You would be like Aiden Y, haven't we paid the internet?

Yep. Now you go camp. He's also a guy who would, for his Adobe subscription for Premier for his job, he would just buy another one instead of transfer the license. Just buy another. That makes sense. Over two. I do.

I mean, I appreciate that there's another person because I do think. think sometimes people think you do too much. You don't even do that much. I was in my stream the other day and I was talking about them about them Minecraft event. I was like, yeah, we're going to fly them out and then they're like, when are you flying them and who are you flying them with? I was like, I don't know. I'm not doing it. And they were like, oh, Aiden. I was like, Aiden's not going to do that. I do that sometimes. It's going to be Cam. There's a new COOO. Well, I'm training him to hand off most of the responsibility. And you changed your profile picture from Jared Fogel to Coot.

So I thought that was a good move to. It's a big upgrade. Dude, I had this dream last, I'm just remembering. I had this dream that I lived in Northern Lyons House, but it was like an old 1920s house. And I was trying to get an acting part with him. And I had to trick him into liking me. Oh. How did you do it?

How did I do it? It's a great question. I saw into the, I'm not even kidding. I saw it into the future and saw that he didn't choose me for this acting role. So I instead went back into the future and placed a book. on his nightstand that he would read that would encourage him to think I was the good... Why slime would be a good pick for the actual role.

And then I read my role and he was like really interested. He didn't let on right away. He didn't let on right away. He didn't give it to you. He didn't give it to you. Was it Northern Lion, Northern Lion? Or was it like Northern Lion's form? But like clearly a different person.

I was straight up like how I think he would probably act. Okay. Yeah. It was very... And we're in this like old 1920s like wooden floor house. And I'm doing this bit where I'm like training a monkey. and he goes, run that one again. And I did. You're a crazy person.

And then I woke up. You are crazy. I'm not crazy. People have fucking dreaming all the time. I feel like when you wake up, the dream doesn't end, you know? Like when you wake up, you still have, you still, you go in your kitchen. You're like, well, thank you, nor do that lie. Well, thank you, nor do it.

And then he's doing this to the monkey. It's for me. And it was funny because, like, for some reason, I, I was really, I was really, I was like crazy and ready to blow at any moment. And so he had to say to me, he had to be like, oh, by the way, I'm going to be writing things down after you say them. Is that okay? He's being careful. Yeah, and I was like, that's okay.

Because, like, apparently I'm insane in this. It was a very fun dream. But I nailed the part. I'm pretty sure I got it. We'll see. Well, when you go back to bed, well. In pre-pro right now. We'll let you guys know in the Patreon, whether or not he gets the part.

We have to go do a Slate the Spire tournament now, me and Lubbock. So we're going to go do that, Aden. The Slate the Spire Tournament, by the way. Crimson Blowers on our team. And you're playing together. And tune into the Primo where I got a bunch of sperm testing kits. And we're all going to jack each other off. Really?

Dude, what is that picture? They allowed me to upload which one. Nick's from my. Nick's also, I just looked at Nick. That looks so funny. I think it's, what was the tweet? It was, I think the original tweet was like, I'm the first white rapper named Philip.

Hashtag Lil Philip. something that's this picture also crimson blur is wearing a roast of hugo gonzalez shirt i'll say slime influence always there always there always there never gone like like like like like irradiated steel kicked off a career devour the tower we'll see you in the primo bye bye