The Yard - Ep. 253 - Nick's new chair...

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

This week, the boys talk about the controversy around a previous episode, Ludwig going to Aaron Paul's estate sale, and how Michael Reeves fixed Nick's chair.. with a catch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're lumped in. Let's not pretend you're not. I'm not. No one has been like everyone was everyone was a fucking asshole except for the tall gay one. Somebody somebody somebody that's what somebody was somebody went I was like Ludwig Ludwig came in and said I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that and like it there's clearly some thank God Ludwig's reasonable in the room it's just what I said it's just what I said in the clip they just think what I said is what you said It's the biggest, it's the most disgusting Ludwig image washing campaign of all time is this show. Can I, can I talk or are you guys going to be me to me?

No, hold on, hold on. Should I take off, let me take off my hello kitty sweater. I'm sorry. We started off on the wrong game game. He got on a baseball game. I think it's a one-piece shirt. Is that okay? Oh, I have my, I have my shirt on two.

And if, uh, I hope I can be exempt from all this. Nonsense. Everyone is except, except me. Yeah. I just want to say that I'm not involved. Well, I got you guys shirts, too. So we can make sure everyone knows what we like. So, Aidan, this one's for you.

This one says, I like what you like. You put that one on. This one's perfect. This one's for you. This says, I heart having dementia. Okay. I don't think, I like this. You weren't yourself.

I don't think you know what you were saying. Oh, it. And this one, this one's for Ludwig. Medoka Magic. Whoa. But on the back, hashtag, I'd put bacon on that. Yup. I would.

And we're allies. We are all allies here at the Yard podcast of all anime. I think especially the ones where we have things to learn from young people. I want it to be clear. I want it to be clear that I think it was a mistake for us to fuck around on this comedy podcast platform. It was a mistake to speak the way that we did.

The way that all four of us did. I'm the only one out here trying to defend the few who still watch anime, the persecuted crowd of webes, preach. It's weird because in the clip

you're suspiciously silent but one voice comes through and says he wouldn't do that. I like that and it's the voice of others that can speak for those that may not find the words in the moment. The detrodden, the word

working class if they had jobs, which most don't. People who watch anime that just want to enjoy it, except for One Piece, which it's just, that one I can't tolerate. Unless you like it. Because I like what you like.

I think all anime is awesome. Okay, easy. Easy guy, bro. Anime awesome. In fact, if he's more inclusive than you, you're kind of locked in on one. I'm driving Magical. Don't find must just bacon in it.

In which case, I'll get a little round. I'll put that shit on that. I'll get a little rowdy. For those of you listening, who maybe weren't on your phone all weekend, like myself, or weren't on X. Or weren't on X, see everything at.

I go on X on my phone. You can call people on there. So I've been calling people. I'll just erase the days without incident counter. So, okay, listen, four months ago, we did a bit, we were talking about how

if someone worked with you at Little Caesars and they came up to you and said, I only watch anime with drawn kids in it and then we would say we're gonna beat the shit out of you bro and we go out real sorry we go we're beat the shit out you blow bro

look at the shirt he loves having the bencher and we're gonna go out to the low stages of the dumpster and we're gonna beat the shit out of you and um in the clip I bring up a counter example which is Madoka Magica which if you don't know is like a really really good show

that has like girls in it and so like it's a beloved show If you look at the cover, you're like, this show's kind of suck. And then you watch it, and it's amazing. And so, and so, yeah, you said you'd beat up your coworker if they watch it. You said you'd kill them. Nick said you'd kill it. Nick said that.

But I'm the guy that looked like my wife as a boyfriend, so I get all this. I had a really, really weird glasses in the clip. Didn't help you. Dude, I'm getting crucible because it was an anime podcast, clicked that. And again, we said this four months ago on an episode, and they clipped it. goes crazy on anime Twitter and I'm getting crucified

because if everyone gets to come together because I think I would argue you have to take a stand at some points in your life you have to put your foot down and stand up for what you believe

and we're gonna double down on this yeah and by we I mean you guys because I still love Madoka Magic I have to watch it now I couldn't the shirt couldn't be more clear

you guys are really standing standing up for me because I I dude I got all of it It was just like, it was like, I got to watch, like it wasn't happening to me. Even though you were like, yeah, we're going to kill you. I was like, dude, we're going to kill you. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This bald guy. Well, you were wearing glasses like you were in a biopic made about you. You know? I looked so insane. This is also, I arguably not that great of a look either. But it's like, at least I chose this one. The other one was glasses for the fun of it, you know. But yeah, dude, and I'm just getting clobbered.

I liked at the very, very, very, very beginning. The first tweet, the one we're talking about, they call us normies. Like, this is what normies think about anime. Because it paints this, like, beautiful picture that, like, people who play video games think that, like, everyone else is a normie. And people who watch anime think that, like,

people who play video games are normies. It's anyone who's not them and their friends. Yeah, there are so many levels I've learned because it wasn't, it wasn't, okay, here's the breakdown of people that were, pissed. I think mostly it was regular people that watch anime where I am saying this like tired bit that they've heard at some point in their life and it's annoying and they're like this fucking guy. And he looks like a genuine cuckled. It's party time, right? I think that's actually fair. And that's what

the internet is for is to dunk on guys like me in that moment. Yeah. Um, has clipped, right, by this, this account. But you know what? I wish that this would have gone crazy at the time of the episode. Do you know why? Why? Because you know what happened and why we were talking about it at that point in time? That La Cari shit. Oh. Oh. Yeah. La Cari was a guy.

It was that long ago. Macari was a guy who was obsessed with anime, with kids in it, and he talked about it all the time, and he joked about it all the time. And then it turned out that he was looking at that shit. Uh-oh! He was looking at that shit. So, so the next week I'm on a podcast being like, you know what? And so the breakdown of the people that are upset,

it's like all these regular people that I think is totally fair. But then there's the, the Likari-esque. There's some genuine pedophiles in there. The Likari Discord. Obviously not a majority, but there were some people who were like, if it's drawn, it's not a problem. The people that replied to me that were interested in seeking out me and replying to me specifically would, one, reply with like the hardest

slurs that science has available. And you're like, oh, that's crazy. Okay. And you click on it. Cutting it. And it's... That one has a Zeta. You click on it. And it's white nationalism and or just

an endless scroll of drawn kids. And a file detected. And a file detected. So I forgot, I forgot this is Michael got my chair back. Put the coin in. Put the coin in, buddy.

Michael got me a chair. Oh, man. It was a loud noise. It happens. Parking garage is just, it's definitely. It's 25 cents. Sorry, hold on. Uh...

I've got five minutes until that happens again. I don't have to re-up it. I remember hearing about this. Because your chair broke, because you're fat as fuck. Okay, you should be shot by anime nerds and you just like whatever's going on. Huh? Just to clarify you like whatever's going on. Yeah, it's like whatever they like.

Just in the... Just in the meter. So the... The chair broke his Nick's fat ass and he asked Michael to fix it and Michael in his attempt to fix it did weld it back but attached a giant speaker that says pedophile detective

if you don't pay the machine. Oops. And it was good timing on that. And he specifically put a box on the machine with a key that only he has so I can't even over it. Obviously he's trying to get I can't even just say it.

Were you trying to get the key? Yeah, I don't get the money. You want free pinball plays for Nick. He can fix it because it's like otherwise he fixed it for free? Yes. And he's going to come and he's going to collect

his vending machine every week. Yeah. It's like arcade operators you can change the difficulty of mortal combat to make the enemies harder. You make it so it's one minute instead of five. Dude, he's getting passive income.

He's at his high school reunion getting paid. You're here being a pussy on a podcast. He's high school using. Problematic podcast. Yeah. That's awesome. Dude, by the way, Zipper. This got so big in anime circles.

It actually hit Facebook, which is kind of a new... I did see a screenshot. You know how I found out about all this was I went on Twitter and on the trend tab. It said podcast getting like lit up for anime thing. And I was like, what's that? Clicked on it. And it was me. This is also you. Streamers trashed Medoka fans, predators and got called tourist.

This is an AI version of us. And we're all disgusted. Wow. I just bought the photo is real. Yeah, dude, I look so different. Yeah, when I look closer, that is not you at all. Isn't that crazy? That is a man's face melting on your head. I kind of looks like I did a thing I kind of like this dynamic where like this weekend I was gone I went camping and then I came back on Sunday night and I open X

on my laptop and I browse I just catch up on days worth of replies like I'm reading the New York Times this was bad man I got clobbered I got clobbered not by like the white nationalist guys I think that's just I think when you talk to them and they show like hey this is who I'm fighting

it's actually kind of like well it validates it by them just existing being mad. But the other portion of the people that were really pissed at me were actually like knowers, like taste, taste maxing knowers of anime. And they've heard this take like, you know, since they started being this kind of person or whatever. And those are actually the people that I think I was most, I was just out of my depth, bro. They were just taste maxing all over me. Can we quit the bullshit? They're so ironic and powerful. I just couldn't do it. You're giving them too much credit, okay?

As a verified weep here, as the defender of Madoka Magiogos. Dude, they call you a tourist. I don't give a fuck. The thing about anime fans is that they used to be persecuted. They used to be losers. They used to be outcasts. Nowadays, Team Liquid drops a fucking Naruto collab or whatever the hot new anime is that they want to collab with.

It's mainstream. And they miss the days of being persecuted. They miss it. They miss it. They miss it. Because it bonds. people binds them together. It's no longer alt.

No, it's not all. Dude, when Luddwig drops a Cowboy Beebop collab, it's over. Yeah, I guess it is fucking over at that point. And they miss the days of being underground. And so when there's something that they can rally together against, perhaps the richest publicly listed Patreon podcast with a bald guy with creepy glasses shitting on an in arguably amazing show. It's kind of like a dream.

Open season, yes, it's back to the old days. Farting online. You keep saying this is things they've heard before. They haven't heard this shit in 10 fucking years, bro. And no one's going around shit on Anna. It's the biggest fucking medium. It's huge. Interesting perspective.

Yeah. I, you know, it's really funny is when that clip came out earlier, or like when we said that shit last, like, four months ago, my girlfriend was like, you know, Madocamaxia is actually really good. It's really good. And I was like, really? She's like, yeah. I'm like, oh, that's genuinely great.

I would, I would, you know what? And I think you all have the homework time and having to watch it. Because it's short. It's not that long, yeah. It's short. It's like 12 episodes, I think. Maybe a little more.

Let's be clear. Guy, guy likes it. You haven't seen it. That's awesome. You want to watch it together? You even watch any magical girl animations? Dude, yes, I have. I love that.

I love Oron High School Host Club. Okay. High School of the Dead. Do you think any of these are magical girl? Yeah, they got girls in them. Yeah, they got girls. Ludwig, is there something to be said about the, like, the arms race of nicheness? And, like, if anime is no longer persecutable, because showy Otani, Hello Kitty,

and Ludwig Cowboy Bebop exists. Not that Hello Kitty's anime, but then what then do you... See, I'm so on edge. Tourist! Tourist! Lark Sarajeh! What then is the end game of this taste maxing? Well, yeah, I think now it is trying to differentiate.

and that's the tourist conversation. It's trying to differentiate mainstream anime fans from diehard anime fans and draw a line in the sand where, okay, yeah, you like, you know, my hero academia

and attack on Titan, you know, I like welcome to the NHK and Madoka Magica. But that's still like, that's Norma Slop to these guys. No, no, no, there's no way that's an army slum

I mean, Modoka Magica might be, but to these like level four people. Yeah, but then you get so fucking, then you're a loser. It's like, you know what I mean? It comes back the other way. If you're so deep in it that you're like, yeah, I'm watching this Isakai that no one's ever heard of. Where it's like my keychain became a person.

Yeah, then you're a fucking loser again. It is what a towel goes. Yeah, okay. Well, hey, let's look at some highlights, huh? I have. You screenshot some highlights? I just have, dude, some of these are so funny. It's, okay, this guy commented something insane.

But then I just looked at what he said, and it was the first thing he retweeted. It was an account called The Void of Void. And it said, the Irish are a race of servile yet vengeful people, unforgiving and quick to violence. They are not different to third-worlders in my mind. They would happily take themselves out just to get one victory over their supposed enemy. There's actually more about this in the Irish. This is ancient racism. Oh, well, red racist.

Dude, it's like, if you're racing against the Irish, it's like competitive, like, leaderboard racism. It's almost like their anime taste. They found the most niche racism. I cannot beat Void of Ford. He's racist against Irish people. He's so good. This one, this noodle-armed people-brained, I think he meant to say pedo-brained,

basement dweller thinking he is threatening a single person when a 14-year-old girl would lay him out on the pavement, and then he put a giff of Hogwarts legacy. The Olivia Rodriguez debate. Perhaps she would sleep you. This one, slime machine is a confirmed pedophile rapist and a woman abuser. Wow. His girlfriend now is a neo-Nazi.

Wow. News to me. Wow. News to all of us. Not to me. I knew this. I knew this. Really?

And I've been against it. Thank you, bro. Well, Aiden likes what she likes. Well, I was thinking. What do you want to? This had me thinking, if my girlfriend is a neo-Nazi, but I hate him. hit her, is it not as bad as if she's not a neo-Nazi? Now, you can reply

at home and then reply to two others in the comments. You know what's interesting is my DMs are open and I only ever got two. Really? Yeah. Very interesting. I was really surprised. It's really about... I mean, he wasn't tagged initially, so it was just a lot of quote retweets, but I'm surprised there's only two. They definitely found me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I

tweeted about it because I can't put my fucking phone down. I don't think before I say anything. And so I got this one, and he said, bitch made bald midget, that's a predator. Okay, and I don't know if he said bitch made bald midget, that's a predator. I don't know if it's like a bar. Like, like bitch, like God or your mother, like bitch made, like bitch made,

like someone made you? No, no, you're bitch made. You're bitch made. No, yeah, sorry. It's like the bitch made the bald predator. It's so fun. There's so many pauses that we can find. And I was like, I'm 5'10, which is true.

And he said, He said, done with you, obese, baldy, be easy. See me when you in Atlanta. Don't touch any children on the way, though. I said, bro, my BMI is 25. And I said, you can be mad at me all you want, but not the parts that are physically provable. You don't have to make anything up to hate me.

And he said, you're a bitchmaid, one word Ludwig, talentless F slur riding on a neighbor coat tails. Is me? Am I the neighbor? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yes, you are. Thank God we've sorted that one out. And he said, I ain't hating just the truth.

And I said, I feel like it is hatred. I think you're hating. That's like, this is bar for bar, the Tyler won roast of me. I think he literally said, bitch made bitch ass, bum ass. I'm not hating. I'm just saying. That's what he said. Yeah. And then he's, and I said, I feel like it is hatred.

All right, do you? I said, okay. 10 minutes later, I'm like, you know what? I can, I can solve this. I said, what's your favorite anime? Mine is blue gender. He said, code chaos. He just replies normally.

Yeah. I mean, it's a great show. Code GS. And then he said, he talked about how anime changes life and like, I have to be a little more careful about what I say. He was actually very nice to me.

This is your second running, by the way. I'm like, okay. This is your second running with the law and for some reason you keep testing the law. I'm not trying to test the law. This was fucking. four months ago. So you tested the law four months ago. When La Cari puts some bed afoul.

That's the thing about the law is they don't punish quickly but they get you eventually. The law comes for us all. The law comes for us all. And I'm just going to say, back off on the law. Back off on the law. Because here's the deal. If you leave anime alone they'll kill each other. Yeah. They do kill each other. Okay. They're going to find

that O'Hara YouTuber and rip him limb by limb. In a sweet way, this brought them all together. That's what I'm saying. Even in this, they started infighting because they started shit on trash taste. Yeah. They start ripping trash chase and a new one.

Trash Chase is big business. Dude, if you're a tapped-in anime head, trash chase is probably the gayest thing you could ever watch. But it was awesome when it was like fucking peak COVID and you were 16. Then you just became fucking bitter. Sure. Bitter 22. And then you start taste maxing.

And they start taste-massing. But I think that's actually the most interesting part of this is finding like some crazy fucking obscure six episode bullshit that you've never ever heard of. I think that's the fun part. Yeah. I don't know if it's necessarily always finding like something Nish Anon's ever heard of. I think it's more so like what you rank

in your top five. But if your top five is beat, then you might as well kill yourself. But I guess you need to be culturally literate and have seen the things to be able, like you have to have seen Kion to argue why Kion's in or not in your top five, you know? Sure.

Damn, bro. I haven't seen. I'm not a fan. You say out of running with the law. I did everything by the book because if this went crazy at the, the time, I'm kind of absolved. Yeah, you would have been, you would have been fine.

Yeah. Maybe they waited. But I got, no. You think, like, maybe they like got to discord and said, hey, we got to attack this tweet a month. Because they do it now, he's got like a good defense. Dude, life's simple. It's like, whoever posted that original thing, got sent it. And they're like, this crazy. And then they posted it. I actually, because I, because I was talking to the guy, because his, his replies were filled with crazy shit. And I think an unfortunate thing about being an anime fan on the internet on X, in particular is you just have to share the space

with these people. Because they don't, they get to be there now. And the guy's actually talking to me back and forth. He's like, yeah, I have a friend that runs the account and they just post all the time. And it just, yeah, it's my bad. He actually was like, my bad.

And I was like, it's fine. It's part of the game. I find it interesting because I have this like sense of dread about the internet. I feel like I've been dealing with in the last couple years, fueled by this like waves of criticism. You can find yourself.

and people like seemingly misunderstanding you, being mad at like these people in my life and feeling actual sadness about that and like how I live and work in that environment. And it, and I saw this and I didn't feel any of it. It's just funny. You didn't feel any dread? Not as well.

No. No. You don't like what they like. No. One. First starters. No. I hear what you're saying.

No, it's because it's like, bro, it's fucking. Okay, well, first off, hold up, anime saved live. But when I read someone say soy goy, I was out. Really? Yeah, when they were calling me the raped soy. That's what I mean. They fucking, they cut it, they make their own noose. Like, do you know what I mean?

They, they step up onto the platform, put the rope around their neck, press send, and I'm like, and put it out for, all to see. I don't think we help ourselves, okay? First of all, I said we shouldn't kill them explicitly in the clip. He did in the clip say we shouldn't. Explicitly. I read Ludwig said that. It's a great

show and I've just been defending it and I hope you guys all watch. Dude, that guy, yeah, that guy that was nice to me after he said all that shit, he was like, bro, I hope you watch Madoka Magica. I'm really interested to hear what you think. You'll really like it. But that's crazy. You'll really like it. Which is, okay,

sure. Um, but, oh, Is the guy who called you the Edward? Yeah. No, no, he called me the Efsler. He called him. I was the N word. Sorry. Colloquial.

I was colloquial. I was writing his neighbor coat tails. Sorry. Don't point at Ludwig again. And a file detect it. And a file detect it. Thanks Michael Reeves for fixing my chair. Do I have enough quarters for an episode?

Yeah, you look like you got a big role there. It looks tight. It's going to be tough. Yeah. I don't know. He definitely don't have enough for tomorrow. Isn't that like $20? $10.

$10 in quarter. Someone do the math. $10 and quarters is for each one's five minutes. 40, 40, that's 200 minutes. You cleared. I'm cleared. Easy.

I feel it up. Not even a problem. We used a couple quarters for the ride home though. Look, I thought I would give them, I thought I'd give them this. Yeah. Just in case.

Okay. If it wasn't abundantly clear that I was on their side. It's not me. I just want to apologize on behalf of the yard and say, and say,

dude, if you need, if you need someone to pay, Do what you must. Do what you must. What do you? No, no. Oh my God. No.

No, the edits. They're going to edit. They're going to edit that. You're going to look like ballmark Zuckerberg. Put him in a small jar. It's something for all the cum. All the enemy guys trying to jizz on him. Jizz on me, anime guys.

This is the least second dude. Dude, did you see that guy? One guy replied some shit. And it was a picture of me from my liqueopedia. And it said, this is slime, aka Anthony Bruno. He's a professional melee player and a 36-year-old alcoholic. And they're like describing it. And someone replied to that guy and they're like,

you know, he's been sober for like a decade, right? And then the guy was like, oh, I thought this was mango. Yeah. I saw that. And I was, I was thinking through. I was like, is this? Could you really get there? Could you really call him a professional?

Well, I read it and I was like In media it was like my falco could never move like that Who are these people? They're just mad. They're just mad and drizzly slid? It is what it is. It is what it is. But yeah.

I think... Well, there's good news for you this weekend. It wasn't all bad. It wasn't all bad. What, bro? You did it. Did what? You're 10K.

No, I didn't. Oh. You didn't watch the rank-up game? I fell asleep. Bloodwig. Fuck. You get carried by its Timmy all the way to 13K.

14.7. And you don't, and you feel nothing about that. And I have to go through literally slurlo and fight and fight and fight and fight and fight and fight and fight. Well,

I will say, and you never had to do what I had to do. I feel like you think what you're doing is unique to your rank. It isn't. Because Timmy right now

is on a similar journey. He's trying to hit 30K. Let me just, let me just keep going. No, it'll get there. It'll be relatable. He's trying to get to 30K. Now, this is part of his challenge

Like Master 7 FPS games He's 100 hours deep He's been at 29K For about 5 days And you might be like How hard is gonna get a wreck? Not that hard, but every game Either is slurlow

Or I guess slur high So still slurlo It's just ELO Yeah, still Slurlo Still Slurlo It's Slurlow crazy style And cheaters Crazy style

He's in so many 13-0 games. Really? Yeah, just literally a cheater on either team and they play out the game like board performers. But then there's you. I don't, I'm not concerned. And you think in the middle

I'm like in the field frolicing. You are in the field frolicing. You got dragged up to 14K and now you're plummeting by the way and you just and you sit there. But what I'm saying is 12, it's not going to be better at 12. It's not like you hit this 10K and then slurlow goes away.

It still slurs. It gets better. There's still Gade all shit. And we talked about this yesterday or last week is that if Gadoff Schittler is completely frying on Mirage, honestly, I'll mute up and I'll let him work. It's Gatolls, but what I'm saying is, it's Gailov. It's Gatolf Schindler all the way down. Your anger's misplaced. You're mad at me because I don't have to go through the slums. It's still the slums. Hmm. You're right. I'm just at a different part of the slum. You don't, but you don't even go to the slums. I'm like visiting the slums and shit. You got taken to like the slums to like the slums and shit. You got taken to like the, like the cool part of the slums and you don't even engage with it. Wouldn't the slums end though?

Because I even played yesterday and I had two back-to-back cheaters. The first one was a spin-botter. It was the last time you saw a spin-border. They made a new area to get rid of the slums. It's called Face It. And that helps some of the slums be removed. Straight up, if you play Face It and your sub 10K Elo, like what the fuck are you doing?

Like is that what the fuck are you doing? Is that not crazy? It's fine. I think it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. yeah, it's fine. Why? It's just matchmaking. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you mean 10K premiere? Yeah. I thought.

No, no. He meant like, yeah, everybody below level 10. What the fuck are you doing on there? That's like the highest level. Yeah, I'm just struggling, bro. I'm just trying. But I'm getting there. You're getting there. Because I, it's like league when I wanted to just solo queue and like show the true triumph of human experience and valor and courage. And it's, it's getting there. I'm getting some good teammates. I like when you guys play together. Like that Wednesday. that Wednesday in in mainstream? He don't want me no more. I did.

I refused to play with him yesterday because I was so hot on the journey to rank up and he loves shotguns too much. You do love a shotgun. So it's the opposite of what you said. What you said was like, I can't get carried by the 11 Bob.

But really it's you don't be dragged down by the 11 Bob. Dude, he could never carry me. Just to be clear, I think our win rate together is great. Our win rate together is great because we love each other very much. Maybe that's what it's about.

I also think I do something every game that changes the whole ambiance. Wow. I'll explain what he does. As soon as the game loads in and everyone is up and attentive, he hits push to talk and he goes, hey, what's up? I'm Derek. And now, Derek is in the game. Derek's good.

And everyone goes, what's up, Derek? I'm clever. Dude, there was one guy who was so psyched that night. He just, every call, every time you got to kill, he was like, nice job, Derek. appreciate it Derek here saying thanks yeah it's great because then then we calm

and then we have great energy because a lot of your games don't have great energy yeah and you know I try to contribute to that positivity in ways why don't you try why don't you try

I don't say that why do you boot up the game I say that in post game I say that in post game joint joint joint join that nude game where you muted your whole team and everyone started playing better

And you were like, maybe this is the secret. I think I can bring out the best in people. I think so. I think you put in a lot of effort. Derek can. I think you're obligated. Derek is obligated when we play together because I'm usually getting frustrated.

And if it's too frustrated guys, then it's like, it's really bad. Like, what are we doing? Sure. Honestly, if you were the one who is frustrated, I would try to be the Derek just by natural, like, balance. Yes.

But, you know, you get the luxury of that. Derek just has so much charm. Derek's a happy guy. He's a happy guy. He's got really good things going on. He's dark, he's dark twisted inside, though. Really?

Yeah. Does Derek, I haven't heard Derek let it out. He watches dark twisted shows like bleach and Naruto. Derek. Yes. Derek, bro.

It's not fucking good for your brain. Very twisted shows that mess with the psyche. But Derek's got a good side too. So how can he watch dark evil shit? Watch his fucked up shit like Pokemon, but the second season. Maybe he gets all his dark thoughts out when he watches it.

He does. He's fucking, that's how he's able to be, you know, cool Derek. He also dances to me music. To meme music. Like Ronnie Radke? Like me.

Like me, like the Wii shop. Oh, me. Yeah, he just likes the me song. Yeah. Derek loves that song. No. Oh my God again. Okay, we can't have guy who shows up late,

guy who sleeps on the pod, guy who's misogynist. Like, one of us has to change. Don't wake him up. Dude, Oh, what you're having a nightmare? Hey, let's have me. Oh, God.

Monsters! No, don't wake him up. It's got to wait it out. Oh my god. Where am I? We're having a nightmare. You're on a podcast. I know.

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Big time, boys. You gotta fall asleep at home in your bed and milk. Do you have a bed? It smells like egg yolks. Do you have a bed though, maybe for the next part? No, we don't have a bed. Oh, fuck. God's a great transition.

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slash the yard for 20% off site wide. That's helixleep.com slash a yard for 20% off site wide. Helixleep.com slash the yard. Now get me. a paper towel, boys. Let's get back to the episode. It's just so gross. Dude, I had this one guy in my game who was, every time he got on the mic, he said something like, he'd be like, there's one top mid, and then you hear an op shot,

and then he'd be like, well, there was one top of the movie. Yep. I'm like, okay. Fire, yes, sir. He's like hitting me these awesome, like, Reddit lines, and we actually lose the game, and it's kind of a frustrating game, and I'm mad, and I'm like, guys, we gotta do something. That was terrible. That was terrible.

You just wait for the bomb. and he's like, why are you so mad, green? We got this, bro. We have to believe in ourselves. And I'm like, you're right. Yes, you're right. Because he's just, it's ultimate kindness. And afterwards, we lose the game.

I'm like, Blue, go to lobby. I want to interview you after. Will you let me interview you? And he's like, yeah, sure. He gets in a lobby and I told him to name five of his favorite thing. It was like book, movie, TV show, website, and then freestyle around. And then he did it all. And they were really interesting.

He's like, oh, favorite movie. it's it's like Godzilla versus Mecca Godzilla two but two the second one and I'm doing this on stream and chat is going crazy you're like dude that's ball apparently it's like insane ball the book he said was ball

everything was ball and I was like that's awesome brother have a great night and that's what you do it for yeah that's beautiful you do it for shit like that's a beautiful man to play with

but Derek Derek is different because you say hey what's up I'm Derek and Derek might fuck up the you know the easy cross and lose a 2V1. And then you're like, that guy's name is Derek

and he can't play. But Derek's got great energy. Good energy. But you've humanized him immediately by becoming Derek. This is a Dr. K trick. This is the exact reason why you do it.

That's why. Really? Yes. Dr. K literally said, go in and introduce yourself when you're playing a game because it humanizes you. And it's harder to be mean someone whose name you know

because they're a little more human. Hey, what's up? I'm Nick. Someone just post your address. They could serve evil. That was on me. In that universe, even in this pretend universe, they're posting it because it wouldn't it'd be harder for them to confront it orally. Like they'd have to...

I see. Save some level of animity. Even a hypothetical, he's smart. Is it? Because I do the... What up, guys? Yeah, I go, yo. Yo. Yo. I start hog calling at him. Yeah.

You know what the worst feeling is? Maybe it's just me. But one of the worst counterstrike feelings, any game feeling. You get in the game, you go, yo. And someone just comes. Someone just makes like a loud noise or something annoying or something. They go like, or whatever. And you're like, it's guys who are annoying.

Damn it. Guys who don't calm who are annoying. Damn it. You always lose that game. You lose it every fucking time. Dude, I will say one of the, I had a guy that just didn't talk the whole game.

If it was a bomb clutch. Sorry, Zippur by the way, yelled in his ear. And then it goes, and he's doing that thing. It's like muffled screaming only when the bomb is down. And then,

but finally someone on our team hit this insane like 4V1. that just should have never happened and he starts playing Kiss Me Through the phone I saw that That was the new game Where we're gonna be And I'm like

He's a genius I don't know In this moment Nothing else matters Yeah he stomped loud He jumped down from heaven On the site And it's just nothing here

Should work And then Mag 7 to the guy's brain And then Kiss me through the phone Baby It was um No it was

Was it not It wasn't It wasn't It was um Oh I can't remember now Also, by the way, low bobs, no one has used my song as they're losing a song. Yeah, I still have to fucking use the fucking mod. I haven't played much.

All I care if the Ludwig does it, because you guys said out loud, you didn't want to do it. That's true. I'll do it happily. I just haven't played much. I actually opened the, I booted up the Rift. I played a little league. Is that good you were watching it? You're lighting back up?

Yeah, I have a... We fought so hard to get you off it, bud. I have a Tyler All-Stars 1V-1 tournament. Oh, you're doing that? Dude, what is... That's cool. You just, you just duel, Tyler. He's your rivalry.

He like hosts it. He's hosting it. I will be dueling him as Street Fighter, but I'm abstaining from Street Fighter because of Ingrid. Yeah. You're abstaining? Yes. You found your out.

Could we put in, wait, I love that you respect abstinence. Yes. I think that's awesome. And the fact that you stand for something. Yes. Could we maybe practice a little more before we start the abstaining? Do you abstaining after the one? Do you know what Ingrid is?

Ingrid? Yes. No, she sounds lovely. She sounds lovely. So let's talk less. Is she lovely? Is she lovely? Madoka Magica, then I like her.

Dude, kind of. She's a magical girl. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So Ingrid's pretty fucking sick. She sucks.

She sucks. I hate her then. Oh, stinky Ingrid. It doesn't sound like Madoka Magica at all. And the latter's filled with her. Yeah, new character comes out that is a zoner that shits out damage and pretty tough. Oh, she has likes. She likes fish, sausages, and fruit parfaits.

Fuck yeah. Me too. Don't we all. Hates boredom. True. She's 5. 86 pounds. I think I saw the announcement trailer for this character and the animations

looked really beautiful and cool. So how could she be annoying Ludwig? Because she just fucking backs up and then shoots out lasers. She's his owner. Tyler doesn't play this character. I know. Tyler plays his owner to be fair. The issue is not the fucking that Tyler doesn't play.

That's all you get to play. Your Ludwig Ogren gaming, you could gut somebody to play guy. Why are you talking about a game you don't know about? Shut up. I play streetrun all the time. This is one, my dream goes crazy. It's probably like when people hear me talk about baseball. It's like, this is, it's like, when I talk about baseball?

When you talk about Street Fighter, it's like, upsetting. Yes. Yeah. It's upsetting. There's so many layers to this. I've played more Street Fighter than you in my life. That's crazy because how bad you are. How bad? I beat you the last time we played.

That is not true. Did he beat you? This is just false. Yes, when we sat down on the side, oh wait, do you know about six? We never played. We never played. We never played. We've never played.

But if we played your shirt. shit will get broke. Would my shit get wrong? Your shoe will get wrong. You know what's funny? He's thinking of me. He beat me the last time we played. I thought I played both of you because we sat down in like a rotation.

I forgot how to tech throws. I beat slime a long time ago. Yeah. How long ago is this? It was a year ago. It was like right before slime started grinding. I could beat him 10,000 times in a row now. 10,000 is a lot.

It's a system thing. There's just no way. Yeah, I agree. I think I could beat you 10,000 times in a row. 10,000 times in a row. I couldn't. I could be. I could be you one and every two.

Easy. One in every two? Yeah, no problem. Oh, sorry, sorry. I meant two and every ten. Okay, so 20% of the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how to Hedokin?

I guess one in every five I should reduce. Yeah, yeah. Okay. One in five times you beat me Street Fighter? I don't think so. Easily, by the way. I don't think so. Easily.

Would you like to... Yeah, anytime. Really? Yeah, yeah. Please play on stream. No, can't. I think... Why?

What I was going to say is why? Why? Why don't you just get a pleb? to play Guile for you and practice against Kyle How about you let me worry about my job

and you worry about your job? I would argue that worrying about this specific thing is part of my job You should do you genuinely believe that? Yes You genuinely believe that pushing me to practice

street fighters part of your job Yes and I think if you think about it hard enough you know why I don't I don't know why Do you want to lay it out for him? You want to lay it out for him? Not on the show.

That's a little business thing If I'm Aiden, right And I own and I own Mughal move basically I'm the guy I do run this shit It's interesting I made him sign a document last week I told him

I told him it was for something that it wasn't for And he signed it and now I own it Yes He would do that yes Yeah If Ludbe beat Tyler 1 And get so many more fan Sell so many more T-shirt

Aiden make more money So in a way it's his job to invest in Ludwig's success because it's his job to move up the career ladder. You're like my jockey on my purebred horse and I need you to win. I'd rather be the horse. Is there an angle to him being a sloppy, dopey loser

that gets more money in some way? And then he'd have to invest in his downfall. They're both different strategies. Aiden just seems to be going with the success strategy. My goat, Cosmonaut Marcus, quote retweeted the announcement about your match. And he said, what a waste. What a waste. Somebody who doesn't care

about the game. And I love my goat, but I need him to be proven wrong. In this specific instance, I love you. I love you in your videos. You can tell Cosmonaut, Marcus, that my E-Honda's going to show up. I'm dusting off that that motherfucker. I don't think Marcus believes you. And to be honest with you, the problem is I don't

really believe you right now. You're complaining about angry. Dude, when I saw Brian I want to play, characters cringe. I saw Brian F. My goat. And he is, he's just, I'm watching a video about him talking about other shit in Street Fighter. And someone asked him about this match. And he's just like, Ludwig's just got to get on the game. And he sounded like a, like a disappointed father.

And I, he's just got a game. I got a league event. And then after that, I'm free. When is the league event? June 9th. Okay, when's Evo? June 26th. Ah.

So I got, I got a couple weeks in between. Yeah, you got two weeks of Bracky. That's chill. I actually, I legitimately think that's enough time. to overcome the strategy of Tyler won in that game. I actually think playing slime is your best practice. No. I think so.

Well, I would be playing a guile probably. But yeah, I guess you can go find someone, but it's gonna be hard. He's a great skill level specifically to play. Sure. I'm very interested in also teaching Ludwig

the system of the game, which I'm not sure if he knows. I don't know. I don't know anything. I've never seen him play it. I think you hit and you grab. You guys, um,

last time I played him, last time I played him, grab seemed to work pretty good. Grab, you jump in there? If you jump towards them and then grab, works great. Yeah, you guys, it's funny as, as, if you don't play a live service game

that gets characters added, it's something, you know, as a melee player I never encountered, but with Tekken and Street Fighter, it was new where it's like someone comes out and they're a piece of shit. And everyone's playing them. Yeah.

And it's kind of, it's actually a good point in the game's life to learn that because you're only playing against them so you get all the experience right up front. But it is, it's a disgusting character. much like Alex. Alex was also pretty disgusting and canonically fuck this cousin and then

Street Fighter retconned it. This is all true. And why would they do that? Why would they take that away from us? Because of the pushback. The pushback? Why would people? Why would people push back? And they said, I don't like that Alex had sex with cousin and married his cousin had a baby with cousin. Be clear. I'm not wondering why they wrote it that way in the first place. A lot of people were. A lot of people were. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why that a fucking problem to you guys. Right, your incest guy. Why can't I see myself in literature?

Do you think I look French? No. Not a little bit. Do I look French? No. No, also no. What about now? Not even if you look French.

What does that? It's not more French. He just looks like kind of like... Who looks the most French? Pick a soldier. What if this is my brother's air? And he's a motherfucker. I think slime looks the...

That's tough. Thime looks French as fuck. Imagine a cigarette. He does not look French as fuck. Imagine a cigarette. my beautiful sister, he always doesn't wave. Watching, walking around Perry with him, you're fucking French as fuck.

I think... He's the air. No. There's a French people that looks not the same. They're also more emaciated. Ah, the cigarettes. You started to reflect on... Not what I said.

Think about the podcast episode that got posted to Billy Billy, or this one that got posted late to anime fans. When this show hits French Twitter, it's going to be a nuclear bomb. Oh my God. Yeah, what I realized, is people don't...

If they could even understand a word we're saying. No one likes you guys unless they like you. Don't say you guys. I'm always abstained. And the Chinese episode I was sustained. And the Madoga Magica, I was abstained. Dude, I... Ludwig, being respectful to the Ayatola

in the comment section of that episode lives in my mind rent-free. I think about it every week. Every week since it has happened. It truly means that none of this means anything. Like, words don't mean anything. If Ludwig, the Ayatollah Respector exists on Billy, what'd you guys even do

this weekend? Dude, I went to an estate sale and I fuck I fucking hustled Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul from breaking him. Yes, I hustled him. You went to his estate. From Breaking Bad. Yes. Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul. Did he die?

Mr. White. Mr. White. You show him that clip. I didn't see him. Dude, dude, check out, Aaron, check out this clip. Jesse, Jesse. Look at my penis. he's watching it and not laughing that's Nick actually my friend

Jesse my penis does it do you think it looks different than it used to I don't know I gotta taste it I can't say just taste it oh Mr. Wyatt tastes rancid damn it Jesse

it's because I spilled a carbonate on it Jesse I have cancer why yeah that's the guy I hustle you with that guy how do you hustle Aaron Paul I hustle 2K off him it was awesome You stole $2,000 for that?

I didn't steal. I said I hustled. How? Do you see the squat rack? Yes. There's a squat rack here. I saw this. Did you see this?

Yes. Did you see this? No, I didn't. It's amazing. So you know the old squat rack we had. It's the one that we had in the old house together. Oh, Bessie. It was like a, it was like a genuine liability.

Is she worked fine? She worked fine. Loveway came in and you'd always complain about her. She was days from killing Christian and leaving him paralyzed. Yeah. Like the lion in that video. This is what we have now. Ooh, shit. And that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a,

2700 MSRP. That's a beautiful rack. What's the float on that? Float is, it's actually pretty low though. It's like a 0.05. Yeah, I got a squat rack fade. And, uh, and because we went to, uh, we went to Aaron Paul's estate sale, uh, because QD likes to say, so she's like, oh, shit.

Okay, hold on. Estate sale means someone died. Nope. Okay. A state sale can mean someone. often means someone died. But you can also just have an estate sale if you move and you're like, eh. Is it a yard sale for rich people?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Estate sales is either someone died or a yard sale for rich people. And I think he's just moving to his other rich home and he's selling his L.A. rich home. They put fucking flyers up and shit. How'd you find out? Yes.

This was advertised heavily. But Qudy specifically is like she likes a stay sale. She goes like every couple weekends. And there's like a website she goes on and this was advertised on it. I see. and it's like fucking Aaron Paul's fucking they're bragging, but they're Ragged up like Aaron Paul's a stay

come through and usually a state says you go you get a little deal you know they like they mark something down a little bit because you know it's used yeah yeah but because Aaron Paul everything's marked above MSRP and this is the kind of shit if he loses to Tyler 1

this is kind of if you make him into a dopey drooling mule of a loser yeah and you turn it all around you can make his shit marked up yeah this is your job but he dies you're going to be the one selling his estate. If he loses to Tyler won.

But he can't, but you have to, you have to plan for that. You have to re-strategize quickly. And that's why we're gonna have a meeting after this. Yeah, meeting. Marking, dare I say that's disgusting?

Well, yeah, so there's like restoration hardware fucking furniture and it was like, if you look in the website, it's like more. And then,

and then like all of his clothes, I think just because the allure of Aaron Paul's what they were banking on. And it was like low-key working because the place was packed. Was there people in Breaking Bad T-shirts? No one was in Breaking Bad T-shirts Going there.

T-less. Isn't it not tasteless? I feel like people would do Breaking Bad fans. No one is doing the voice that I heard. There was one thing from the set. Was Badger there? Nope, no. Fuck! That's my favorite character.

From the set, they had like two big Los Polos. It looked like doors that would go to a truck. Gus swing. Gus Swing. Gus Swing. It had like bullet holes in it. It wasn't for sale. It's all doing a little case.

No, shut the fuck up. Yes, I understand. He's from Breaking Bad. Good reference, dude. Fuck. It's just it. What about, what else? What about his, fine, I'll shake it up.

What about his spacesuit from that episode of Black Mirror? Was that there? No. What about his headshots from the t-shirt website, palmercash.com? A lot of people don't know about that. The only thing they had was his tequila brand, I think. He's doing tequila. I think he's like George Clemmy, that old kind.

What is up with all these, like, even like, rot? Doesn't like Rob McHillany have like an alcohol? Yeah, I think, I don't know. Rob Mack, change his name. George Clooney made a few billion. And then a bunch of people started hopping in on the train. And I think he was like, hey, me and Brian Cranston started tequila. We should make a whiskey.

Yeah, and Graham Stephen did a coffee. Let's make a moonshine. We're too late. Let's make a fucked up moonshine that makes you blind if you drink it. Yes, you two could do it. Let's make blind beer. There's a great argument for you to be doing it. Actually, you do making it and be like, we've never tasted it.

beer. We just put a bunch of shit in there. I used to drink it and now I never will again for the rest of my life. I think I'm drunk. It smells pretty good. Yeah, they had a bunch of merch from that tequila company that no one wanted

because it was a lot. And it was pretty, you know, back to, it's like two fat white women. Like, I don't like Aaron Paul that much. That's the, I mean, what's funny is that's the mental calculation that goes on in the head. They just don't say it out loud. Yeah, do I like him?

this. If I show this to someone at my house party, like this is what, this was Aaron Paul. Do they care? Yeah, right. What's the look in their eyes? And the items that would get a yes, which were like, I don't know, posters or jewelry or like little things like that were selling. But the things that weren't selling were like furniture. Like like big shit overpriced furniture specifically because like no one cares if you have a Aaron Paul couch really. I, I love estate sales as well. me and QD twin, but every time I go, I kind of regret it a little bit.

It's a little sad. He's just walking around and, well, if someone died, yeah. Going through almost always. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you're just checking out a dead person's things. This is my first one

and he's not dead. So I didn't feel that way. He's basically dead. You know? It's died. Let's just be real. Breaking Brad is not coming back. They're not doing anything.

Vince Gilly. Like, better call Saul doesn't really need Aaron Paul in it. Unless better call Saul's over. Yeah, but if it renews, they don't need Aaron Paul back. Most likely to renew of the bunch. No, it's not.

I mean, look, also, Marvel's dead. He has no more superheroes to do. Mark Odin Kirk works, bro. He works. He works. Yeah. So he's like dead. So you're filing through Aaron Paul's things

looking for a Nazi's pistol. Yes. And I cannot find one. And I'm like, well, then how I'm supposed to kill slime to defend Modoka Magica? I'll guess I'll figure that out later. And so then I go in the garage, And the garage is, it's like a, it's like a gym that hasn't been using a year.

Like it is, everything is dusty. Oh. And, and, and, but the shit's really nice. Like, they have this beautiful squat rack. Listen for $3,000. And this is, we go day one. And I see this and I'm like, 3K's absurd. Was it MISRP on that?

2,700. Oh, so I looked at the exact squat rock, squat, right. They marked it up 300 from what you would buy it. Aaron Paul. Because Aaron Paul, he. Because Aaron Paul, he put up $2.25. Why did you buy this? Nick?

The story's not over. Oh, sorry, okay. Let's hear it. We're ready to hear the end of the story now. If I cut you off in the story right now, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, that's so weird. If I walk out of the movie early,

I just didn't get it. I didn't get it. But don't say that to Aiden. Yeah. Or Joshman, he walked out of Marty Supreme. He thought it would be more ping pong in it. Dude. Josh needs to be fucking killed.

Man, that's awesome, dude. Yeah. That's crazy. I told his girlfriend, I was like, you really walk the fuck out. Are you guys crazy? I was like, are you guys crazy?

She's like, I wanted to finish it. She's like, this is not on me. That's even crazier to walk out when your girlfriend wants to finish it and be like, we're walking. Yeah, let's go home.

We are walking. I can't imagine even leaning over and being like, I want to leave. That's, he did it. I want to leave. You want to leave? I thought there'd be more ping pong.

Where's the ping pong? What if he was in the third act? He'll never know. He'll never know. So you're with Aaron Paul. I'm with Aaron Paul. I know he's saying, check out his pistol.

And I'm like, I'm all right. I don't like, not some memorabilia on it. But I see the squat rack. But, but, but, but, but, Mr. White,

it's historical. Jesse don't touch that. You're leaving prints on it. Crazy. All right. They flipped. Yeah. His Jesse is amazing.

And my Mr. White isn't that good in the first place. It's better than his. You got that? Mine's bad, yeah. So I leave and I come back the next day because I wanted to get cutie something. But I couldn't figure it out.

But I go back to the squad rack area, and there's the squad rack and there's another machine. And I'm like, I'm like trying to, I'm trying to haggle here. I'm trying to get it. Because Christian told me the squad work he's trying to get

because we wanted a new one anyway. It was 2 to 3K. I'm like, okay, maybe I can get a fucking deal here. So I go to the lady. There's a squadwarks. It's also like this, like, chest press machine. I'm like, I'll do both for 3K. We have a chest press machine.

Listen, bitch. Just listen. Just fucking listen. Just fucking listen. You just shut up. At every turn, I want to be in this vault. And she goes, she goes, 3K, let me check. Let's just make sure the owners don't kill me.

I'm like, she comes back. She goes Q4K. I'm like, can't. She goes 3,500. I go, oh, bugging it. Girl, this is my budget. I'm already walking away. This is my budget.

Bitch, I can't, and I would if I could. And she goes, okay, both for 3K. And then that's when the fucking plan starts. Because I know this machine, it's huge. Because it's a chest press, and it's also a leg press. It's like a combo machine. It's huge. It wouldn't fit.

So I go, I call Christian on speaker. I go, Christian. He goes, I'm working out. I go, perfect. Perfect. Listen, I got, I got an eye on a big old chest press. You think it'll fit. And she like walks out while I'm talking.

And he's like, no, obviously isn't going to fit. I'm like, yeah, no worse. And I go back to the lady. He goes, good news, bad news. Good news. I can get rid of it today. Because she wanted it off the property that day. I was like, bad news?

Can't get both. Can I just do the squat? rack for a thousand. He goes, a thousand. Okay, let me check. She goes, come back. She goes, could you any more? And I'm like, I have to pay for shipping.

He's like, okay, yeah, that makes sense. And then I fucking, I walk out of there for a thousand dollars for the squat rack. That's not where it ends, dude, because I didn't just get the squat rack. It was, it was on there with the squat rack. They also had the barbell. They had a bunch of weights attached to it and a bunch of attachments. All those are like 100 to pop. It's probably like an additional, I would say like six, maybe $800

of just attachments in weights. and we just walk out with all of it. So I probably get MSRP 33, maybe 3,500, spent 1,090 tax, 300 shipping. You're smart. Like, 2,500, maybe 2,000? Was Aaron Paul there? No.

It wasn't fucking there. He wasn't even there? Why would he be there? I'm imagining you talking to Aaron Paul this whole time. What was the point of the story then? That he bartered. What was the story? Aaron Paul wasn't.

No, I'm lost in how your bartering skills. I love it. It is, it is amazing. Amazing. The call was important. Yeah, you planned at a call in the middle of the... Also, the two-for-one method. Did you prep asking for the call?

No, I didn't know. No, I know the two-for-one method. I've seen this. The two-for-one method is broken. Yeah. You say, I want two for a lower price, and then you cut one of the items, and then you go to lower price on the one item.

Then if you were to just ask for that one item. I've seen people do this on, on, like, YouTube shorts, where they go to a place, and they lump an item they secretly know is worth a lot, and an item that is cheap, and they lump them together. for a price and they take out the cheap item, but they take the price off the expensive one. They're like, oh, do you give me this for just like 400? Then I don't want both. And the person doesn't know anything. It's just like, oh, I guess that makes sense. It's half. Clean scam. It's clean. It's clean. It's clean scam. Yeah. I'm watching Nick's chair like a bomb.

Yeah, it is on its last dog. It's getting close. It is going to ring in about two minutes. It had a timer on the side. Yeah. Oh, I didn't, I can't see that time. Every dog's five minutes. Just the red dot. Yeah. Yeah, I felt good about it. Quotters are on deck. no I think this is Aaron Paul's way to basically not deal with cleaning up his home and making a little bit of money I just thought he'd be there I don't know it's so funny because it's like Aaron Paul

State sale you think he'd like do fucking shake some hands or something Think about the way we moved out of a few houses Like I could have just sold that vibrator I found your room Yeah I could just sold it yeah I mean yeah for what $10? Sorry guy

A guy who had to pick it up and toss it Can't make a joke on the way out I said yes. I don't know what other response you'd like. It was funny. I picked it up with toilet paper like it was a dog poop. Yeah. I was like,

what can you do? What can you do? Picking it up with like one of the pooper scoopers that has like the teeth on you? Yeah, yeah. Dropping into the special little trash can. Oh, dude. My, my like childhood best friend was in town for the Mexico versus his Australia soccer game.

And he messes me. He's like, hey, I'm coming to town tomorrow with my whole family. I'm like, that's crazy. He's like, okay, let's get some food or something. And he's, dude, I see him, I haven't seen him in years. And he looks exactly the same. And he's, uh, he's, his wife and he has three kids.

And this Eric? Yes, Eric. And he's like, I'm like, what are you doing these days, bro? And he's like, well, I'm an assistant principal now at the school, at the high school. And it's really hard. and it's really stressful. And, you know, I got the kids, and they're growing up.

And he's old, it's like eight now. And he's like, yeah, but we're making it happen. And it's awesome. And he's telling me all this crazy shit. And he's like, what did you do today? I'm like, it just literally couldn't be any more difference. Pretty much everything you didn't do. It was so, it was so funny to just sit and talk with my oldest best friend and tell him what

my life was like today. And he's like, yeah, that's crazy. This is all crazy. because he's like he gets it and he knows about the pot and stuff he's like your old friends will always say I don't watch it

and it's like no I know it's fine it's fine that's fine I understand but yeah and then and I wouldn't yeah like if I had the time

you feel like that's what I wouldn't watch it either and yeah we got pizza and shit and it's so fucking crazy bro he's just an adult man with three kids and they're great one of them's a little ass baby and he's got big ass

ass cheeks. Did inspire something in you? Were you like, I could get one of those fuckers? No, it didn't inspire me to like have kids, but I felt very at home. It was a cool feeling. I just felt very complete, you know, in that way that like the hometown makes you feel, except it was a person and his family. What did you do?

What did you do? I've been Tolson staying with me. Oh. Yeah. Fucking thing we did. It's like you thought we did. And we played a couple of Slate Spy runs. I went until, I don't know, 4 a.m.

5 a.m. sometimes. We made all our girlfriends fight in Mario Strikers and we yelled while they played. That was fun. Whose girl came out on top? My girlfriend versus Josh's girlfriend. Oh, I think.

Wait, well. It was in close matches. Okay. There was some close matches. Yeah, getting them to fight like Pokemon is a time-honored traditional pastime. It's currently my favorite thing to do

is play horse race with Mario Strikers. The GameCube one? I can't even get it. there. I'd be my girlfriend be bottom of a fucking barrel in that competition. Dude, but when she did that puzzle huh? When she did that puzzle at field day. Maybe the

proudest I've ever felt. I feel like that will read through generations. And she flipped off the competition. Yeah, I know. Yo. I was like, I didn't know you had that dog. Badass. That was badass. Yeah, my girlfriend was just like trying to read to me a bunch of literature about the Irish and stuff like that. Oh. So I

What type of literature? You know me. I need you to, after this, I need you to send more money, by the way. Dude, I've sent you so much money recently. You need more money. You're asking me to send you more money.

I actually have sent you an extraordinary amount of money. I lost it all. Just need more. Just give me more. Just give me more. What do you do? Would you spend it all? You don't actually know what you do very much.

Do you do anything? That's also, that's true. So much. I just need more because I didn't realize the monthly payments. I was donating to charity like a crazy amount.

A crazy amount. That's good. What charity was going to do? How much money to charity? I don't know. 15K, but it was monthly. 15K a month? A month? A month? It sounds like a great cause.

Seven times 12. It's a wonderful cause. You're saying that Rocket Money helped you stop donating charities. So I found Rocket Money and it told me that I was spending a total of I guess it was 84 times 15,000,

a million dollars. It's like a million dollars. So the nice thing about rocket money is rocket money shows your monthly subscriptions to different things so you can track your spending better. And what it said is that I was losing more money than I was getting and it recommended that I actually spend less than I may. Well Ludwig, Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills so that you can go your savings. Sounds like right about now you need that because you can see all your subscriptions in one place. And the Rocket Money dashboard gives you a clear view of your accounts and anything you might be donating to. And get alerts if bills increase in price or

unusual spending is noticed. And you can go ahead and understand your finances better. I need more money is what he's saying. Maybe just cancel like a streaming service. I think you know, whatever your financial goals are, let Rocket Money help you reach them faster. Try for $0 at RocketMoney.com slash yard. That's rocketmoney.com slash the yard. And man, Aiden, give me more money so I can keep it going. Did we ever talk about how your girlfriend's hands are so clammy? Yeah. Did we?

Wait, wait. Have we ever talked about this? Yeah, she has a condition. I make fun of her. Have you ever made fun of her condition on this pod? No, no, no, no. They're so sweaty, man. Not on the podcast, Ludwig.

No, no. I didn't know about this. They're so sweaty. It's like they're, it's like she's constantly washing. I'm not kidding. If she does this as hard as she can, water will come out. Yeah, I've tried yelling at her.

Yeah, does that help? No. Has it hasn't fixed it so we've moved on to other things lobotomy. If we take

out the part of your brain that makes sweat happen in your hand. I went over to Michael Reeves house because I had to get this damn

chair. Yeah. I think of the damn pito chair. I'd get a damn pito chair and I walk around his little

laboratory. I like it in there. I like his little laboratory. And what do I see in the middle of the room is a big old

fucking motorcycle and I'm like hey Michael Reeves that's a really awesome motorcycle that wasn't here last time oh this thing?

Yeah. Ludwig bought it for me. Oh. Ludwig got Michael a gift. What do you? What are you? Papa, I got Michael a big ass gift. He got his gumar something. And Michael's like, it's so big

and so fast. Is it like one of them big fuzzlers? He's like, it's my favorite. Yeah, it's look up a 675R. You know what? Everybody's getting a piece of Michael. And he's ghosting me. He's at his fucking high school reunion. Let him live, bro. No, he's ghosted me for weeks. Yeah, yeah, that's it, man. Yeah, I got

him this bike. As a gift. Compared to the guy. That picture of the guy, who you missed it, the guy riding it. That one? It's pretty, imagine Michael on it.

It's pretty tall. It's like an inch too tall. It's also a crazy bike because the position you assume while riding it is like that guy's, like you're leaning forward, your chest is on it.

Like even if you're riding it. Your face down, ass up. Yes. Like, and that's how you have to position to ride it. But it is a beast. Like first year,

this thing can go 60 miles an hour, no problem. That's such a bike. Yeah. It is a crazy bike. We're... This is your chair, bro. Last time he pointed at you.

You're the pedophile. You're the pedophile. There's a theme. Chiching. You know? I want to do. You know? They sampled this.

He was like, I pretty much just built a subwifer because it's got like the, it's literally just what a subwifor looks like. Yeah. But he, dude, he's living, he's living Lovita crazy over there. Like his said, he's planting a fucking passion fruit tree. Yeah. Okay. We're in the driveway.

He's watering it. He's just like casually talking to me about his life. He's like, yeah, I got this passion fruit tree. It matters me at home. And I'm like, dude, your life is awesome. Yeah. He's a simple man. He goes to basics.

You know, he does what makes him happy. He's not too work obsessed. Sorry. You're good. I put some cortis in. I'd rather this than you'd be called something so undesirving. I wouldn't want you to be called that. And it would be bad to call somebody that.

especially if you worked at Little Caesars together. Mm-hmm. And they... It sounded an accusation you throw out lightly. And they kept talking about it at work all the time. Mm-hmm. Did it still have the 207 sticker on it? Does it still have the 207 sticker on it?

Yeah, I got a decal sticker. It's a 207. I don't know if it held up, though. Oh, maybe. What's that mean? It's the road. It's the road. The road.

In China. So you hung out with Michael Reeves. Yeah. All weekend? Yeah, me and MR. And... All weekend. Every single day.

Minor Strikers. He was there, too. We got Lily involved in the Meyerstriker's horse race. Probably would have cleaned up. He screamed a lot. But I just really fuck with his setup. The whole, like, I'm a YouTuber, but I just do a bunch of bullshit all day.

He's got so much ball. He's got waveboards. Hell yeah, bro. A fucking adult has waveboards besides me. In a different life, it's you and Michael doing some crazy shit. That's what I was thinking the whole time. It could have been Michael. I was like, me and Michael could lock in.

Yeah. And we could really do some crazy shit. And it's like, who are we stressed with? Because he's obsessive like me, but he's actually smart. So he can like really do the stuff that he's obsessed with. What would it be? What would the Nick and Michael tip to tip equivalent be? Oh, God.

Nick and Michael did it. I can't think of a single thing that it wouldn't just be better if he had like William Osmond. No. You know what I mean? Well, what do you offer here? You offer. I offer undivided obsession. Obsession, battle wrapping.

You honestly, it's you and Michael going to the battle. rap finals as a duo. Yeah, making, well, the battle, the battle rap bots competition,

robots that rap against each other with AI. We're the first, we're the first non-AI entry to the competition. And it's just a microphone and a speaker,

it's me. And it's just the first human to defeat the robots. And it's emceed by JPEG mafia. This is a million dollars. This is a million dollar idea. This is it past the YouTube filter?

I think, I think it'll go I made a robot that could wrap and it's me and Michael in the driveway and the big red arrow If that's on Michael's channel I'll say I'll say that bangs I'm saying them through the robot

He'd have him say that He'd have the robot say slurs And then he'd be like It's a robot saying slurs I mean it becomes a very philosophical question Right? Was the robot black Can the robot say it?

Can the robot call Michael a flip? You? Yeah, I have the flip pass You do You gave it to you? Michael Oh Wow. Have you guys been watching Alex's videos? Like I did the thing's videos. Oh yeah, he made the fucking boat.

Dude, he's, I know this is like the joke about every video he puts out. I think this is the final tipping point for me where I think he's going to kill himself. Really? I watch this video. I also envy his life. I think there's a serious chance that he hurts himself. When he, he's in the middle of the lake and he's put together the first working version of the jet engine that moves the boat and he openly says he forgets to put like a heat protection thing around his feet covering himself in water but he can't turn the jet engine off so he's just his legs are next to the engine just getting hotter and hotter while he tries to figure out a way to like I can't get back to land fast enough so I'm just going to splash water on myself sure to hopefully not get burned and I was I was like dude you can't keep doing that's the part that's the part

that freaked me out the part of the freaks me out the part of the freaks me me out about all his videos is that he's barefoot in his garage using power tools. That's his charge. He's a crazy bitch. Yeah, he's, and I, I get it. All of this makes a lot of sense to me. And literally in like 70% of their videos, they're wearing yard shirts. It's very sweet.

Alexa, Alexa has the old yard auto shirt on in so many. That in the Rybina shirt. Unfortunately, I think this is a curse of Australians. Is that they have to be wild. They have three shirts. You have to let them run free. Yes. You have to let them. run free and so he can't put shoes on because then he loses bad boy image dude he can tell from

you can tell from the no shoes that he can like really grab the ground with those things yeah he's trained he's got grip in his yeah yeah in a way that i don't it's like a curt like a strong they're like curled to the ground he's grabbing like a flat piece of ground it's like a monkey it's like a way a monkey uses his feet it's unbelievable go watch an i did a thing video look at his feet go look at his feet the whole time like it like he could eat food with his feet yes yes like he could do like, oh, I used to practice it, but I got bad at it.

You used to practice grabbing it. Picking things up with my feet, yes. I'm lit at it. Did you get better at it? I got better, of course. I got better, of course. It's substantial improvement. Do you practice and improve at things, of course?

Sometimes no. I think that and that's the dark. Like what? Sometimes you give piano was a bit of a stalemate for me. Yeah. Why did you quit? No, there was a pussy in it.

I just didn't prioritize it enough. He didn't put his pussy in it. And then you decided I will end it. He showed up to piano sessions like, ugh. Well, that's not... Did you? Is it what he's saying true?

I said I will try again when I can give this the appropriate priority. You yelled at your piano teacher too much. Your hair could looks good, by the way. I like it. You mean that? I mean that, genuinely.

I think it looks good. I think it looks good. I don't know how to say it differently. It looks good, I guess. Is that better? It's like, I've just been hurt so much. I like... It felt genuine at first. You're making them make it less genuine.

No, it's not genuine at first. It's not genuine at first. It's coming back. I don't know what to tell you. It looks good, bro. It's starting to grow right here. I have a little baby monocidal hairs and you don't fucking care. I,

well, I can't see them. You get close. You can see it. You get close. No, but you, uh,

I forgot what I was to say. I pick up and don't put my pussy into like five things a week. I love that feeling. Like trying and giving up? I tried game design last year. I didn't do that very long at all Do you think you put Like when you try something like that

Is it like with the expectation That you just want to dabble And then give out quickly Or is it like I want to like Reapproach this at some point I just search for a feeling of magic Sometimes he picks something up And it goes oh this is grabbing me

It doesn't grab me I'm just like I'm not doing anymore That's fair What was the wall with game design We were like oops that I don't want to push through that So I built a level of a platformer In Godo

And I used like a tutorial mostly because I didn't know how to do a lot of things. And after I did it, I was like, okay, I now generally see the gap between my capability and what it is I'd like to make and the journey to make this thing did not grab me very much.

So the journey to get to what I want to make will not be fun. It'll be more like, I won't enjoy the process of that journey. I will just want to get there. And then that will make me a bad game designer. So I was like, yeah, I stop. I think if you want the end goal more than you want the process,

it's when you become not very good at something. What if you want the end goal more than you want the prostate? Mm. You want the angle more than the prostate. You want the prostate. You want it more. You don't want the prostate that much. Anime awesome?

Don't default to the shirt. He likes what you like. He got to have. I like him because of that. Guy, you like? Because he likes what you like. You should have seen me at the mall getting these shirts made. I couldn't make eye contact with the guy

I have another one but on the back just on this one on the back it was so embarrassing you know what you know what fucking I just really wish that part with the airplane was also somehow included in the clip that blew up

because I think that's a way I don't know what you're talking about oh the food no in the in the old episode where it's like it's, I'm watching Madoka Magica on a plane monitor and I'm like got my mouth open and I'm breathing really heavy and I got those

fucking glasses on. Yeah. And that is like a way funnier image than like the previous one but you know that didn't get clipped. Question. Yeah. And maybe this this you know, for weeb's gotten this far if an anime fan's gone this far. Maybe they click

to doubtful. To drop some hate but doubtful but maybe they did. What? Could you give them a taste profile on your favorite anime? Top five? My face profile? It's a lot of boomer slop. It's mostly shit that was just on Adult Swim. That's why Blue

Gender is my favorite. But it was heavily edited on Adult Swim. So I revisited it later on, and it's like way more cool and graphic. It's just complete coincidence that many of your favorite pieces of media begin with Blue. Blue Valentine, Blue Velvet, Blue, what was... I promise... Blue gender. Gender.

Blue gender. Is this a coincidence? I think it's just a hard coincidence. Do you think it's a part of your brain that when you found out about Blue Gender you're like, I want to watch it? I think it's a fucking cool enemy. I will say,

what's your favorite song? Let me say, What if it was called The Space Bugs Got Us? Then I would still like it a lot. You'd still like it. It wouldn't change anything. Would it have made it less likely

that you watched it in the first place? No. Blue and Davis, a very blue movie? Yeah, yeah. It's not inside Blue and Davis. No, it's not it. No, it's, it, that's one of my favorites, but it's, it's mostly, yeah, it's, and it's, it's a old-in-mage.

Do you just won't go to his house at night on an house? He's watching fucking blueie on the TV, fucking screaming. Wow, you made Roku City blue somehow? Did you, did it a mod? How did you do that? It is my favorite color, but I, I, I, I, tell people blue's your favorite color, and they're like, yeah, that's all boys. That's all men. Oh, there's red enjoyers. Dude, I got, I got, I got, uh, I fall asleep to like, it's not like a, you know, a random video. Usually it's like a chest video, whatever it is on my phone.

Um, and, uh, I got fed a video. that was like a death note like video essay, something to the extent of like every time every time Light fucking did this. I don't remember what it was. And I was just like, sure, whatever, I'm tired. It's the first video on the page, I don't care.

Need noise and ear. Click on it. And I false into it. But now my algorithm is like poisoned by death note slop. And the people who watch this shit, it's like, okay, what if Light and L switched places? What would the show be like?

And it's an hour long video. And I'm like, dude The show's over I know It's been over for a long time I think this is their way of the show Continuing Don't talk about the show forever

And the YouTubers Who made these videos I think they think they're light Like they think they're the intelligent Like this is what they would do And this is the type of deception And this is the type It's

You get to play along at home You get to play along Yeah The good one is like Death Note But you don't hear their inner monologue Oh and it's just like a camera on It's like

They talk every fucking minute You're like Whoa. This is awkward. I'm trying to think of my list. That was why I brought it up. We should each have to taste make. We should each make three.

Yes. Three. So, I like Death Note. Guy who doesn't watch anime. I like Depth Note. It is, I'll say this about the medium.

It's something that I've never investigated on my own. Everything I like was fed to me by a channel, which would be Adult Swim at night when I was a kid, or like, you. Yeah. Watching Anna. I watched Death Note because you watched one episode of,

it and then you left for Christmas and I had nothing to do. I gotta check my my anime list. I like villain saga? You don't have a my anime list. Because you think I don't have a my anime list. I made it so much so so much earlier than you did. How do you and I have hentai on it. You fucking dog pig. Yeah. And they do the thing where you like a dog pig right now. They draw the in the inside of the pussy and it's like the penis keeps going inside of the pussy. They do like draw on the inside of the pussy. Why did they draw on that so much? I just something digressed out of the pussy.

I actually do have my anime list. You do? Yeah, and I'm trying to fucking find it. That's crazy. Yeah, I got an annie list. Dude, I'm fucking, I weaved out a little bit in my life. You'll piss me off. You're unironically why I stopped watching Vinland Saga.

It changed the theme song. Pissed me off. They do that in the second season. Yeah, exactly. That's why I stopped watching it. I watched season one. And then I was, season two comes. I was excited to watch season two.

Watch season two. Where's the theme song? It's just such a dumb thought. It's so hard to engage with. The first season theme song is the best of the series. But like, you could just... I don't know the words.

Listen to the song though. It's beautiful. I know, but like... How's he able to do that? I don't know, but it's so confusing what you just have watching the show. I looked the song up on YouTube after. You could just skip the intro and then like,

you could listen. You would skip the intro? Yeah, after the first one every time. After the first... With the chains and the awesome music. I listened to it once and then I skip it every time. So when I was watching One Piece, I liked the song.

so I let it play. But if I don't like the song, I don't let it play. I like Samurai Champlu. Yeah. Good music. Let the theme song. Oh, what's the hentai, bro? Show me your fucking, is it

Jenna, is it genuinely hentai? There's a hentai on there. What is it? I watched an episode of a hentai. Is it like a fun one? God. You ringed a hentai. Yeah, it's just genuinely porn.

Can we not rank? It's porno. Okay. Their tits are blurred. Is there a written review? What did I put? Did he write a review? What's my review?

Busted crazy to this. They're all so soapy. They're soapy. Let me see. Oh man, they're covered in soap. How is she gonna get that off? Tremendous amount of soap. So you can't, don't come for me.

She's gonna have to get in the shower. I'm one of you. I'm one of you. It's gonna have to get in the shower, Aiden. Oh, no. Go all the soap off. Dude, I think my, I think literally, you can put your favorite anime on the top of your profile.

And I haven't logged into this account and I think like at least 10 years. years. Wow. And I, and the top of the account is Oran High School. Oh, wait, what, sorry, what is a stack? What does that word mean in this context? Stack? Does interest stacks. Is that like a thing of the website? Like, you can make a stack of things. It's a way of thing list. I have no idea. Because there's one called hentai with adults only, part 10. My man. If, if, if, if, my man. Even when I was a kid, I was looking at the adults. If you're into a genre where we need to make 10 parts of a list with

that title. Maybe there's an issue with the genre They got a lot Wait wait, wait, I'm trying to make taste Yes You took my list Get bringing back the tastemaker I'm tastemaker

What's on your MAL Um, it's They call it MAL Silver Spoon Should be my inmate page MAP I'm AP Just got it

No I'm been using map for a while What's your list While he looks Uh My list Silver Spoon Welcome to the NHK and One Piece Yeah

What's Silver Spoon? It's made by the person And made a attack on or not attack on Titan Full Metal Alchemist And she She made an anime about Being in the farm Oh it's got a horse

Yeah it's a kid from the city He goes to work in the farm You know what anime I really wanted to love But it was kind of too boring Was Shirakuma Cafe Because it's all animals And it's polar bear Who owns a cafe

And it's got hilarious clips And I was like the show must be good, but I just, I wasn't patient enough. So I only like the clips. So it's fake. Sometimes you only like the clips. It's like, you know, not everyone can be like lace, you know, it's like every minute's electric.

Some streamers, for example, it's like they're all about the clip, you know, they're like a stable and all that aesthetic. Yeah, it's super cute. I'm into how that looks. And the panda's like a fucking burnout with no job and he sucks. And they're friends. This is the kind of shit that like I'm into. Is animals talking to me?

It looks like an adult swim show. Did you say it? No, no, no. This was, I remember seeing clips of it. You know what show you like? Odd taxi. I've heard of odd taxi. I watch you with Joshman.

Really? Yeah. Is that where they get in and then the guy in the front gets in the back and has sex with the girl? No, no, no, no, no. It's the one where they do the quiz. Oh, it's a game show. The ceiling lights up.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everything you get wrong, you take off piece of clothing. Dude, me and Peter playing strip trivia in the back of a fucking Toyota. Guys, it's just regular. I guess I'll take my shirt off. What are you, what are you guys?

Like Peter, I'll take my shirt off too, brother. Alright, what's your list for people? Dude, I would love to go to this sauna with Peter. Oh my god. What the fuck? That'd be amazing. Why? Because it's a bonding experience. There's ball with them playing golf.

Peter getting into fake taxi. Wait, we gotta take it. Oh, I spilled a Pepsi back here. Fuck. Shit, do you have any paper towels? I spilled a fucking Pepsi back here. He's watching this shirt. I use my shirt.

I use my shirt. My guild is actually number one in the world right now. I'm sorry, I gotta put my phone down. We're in a war right now. Oh, you can put that away. I don't have any use for that. Ow, I'll just pay for the rhyme. I can lose money.

He's electric. Come on, jump in. He's like, he's like, Lutters fine, Lodwe. He's like Lace. Pumps out, there's going to be a clip. There's going to be a clip. And he's going to see this. Three guys just shit on Luddwig's step.

father for being a fake taxi. I felt bad for a lover. You can see he was dejected during that bit. I was dejected during that shit. I'm a taste maker. I'll pick some, I'll pick some knee shit. Okay.

Death note. Death note one. Okay. Bam. Not a lot of people seen that one. Not a lot of people seen that one. Full metal Alchemist Brotherhood. Wow.

Nailed it. Going crazy right now. That's called crazy. And then, and then free the swimming anime. That's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bangers.

Dude, I remember being in a hotel room at Big House with Bobby Scar Newman and Toff and the Crimson Blur, the real Crimson Blur. And they were smoking mad weed and I just sat and watched Akagi. You were in there. Yeah. We watched Akagi.

We watched like seven episodes of Akagi. Yeah. It was too much. It was Akagi? That's the Mahjong one? The Mahjong one, yeah. The gambling one. And it's...

And it's... And they go, Boom! It's kind of like that Justin Timberlake movie. you know what I mean that seemed to watch in time in time it's kind of like that

because they're playing mahjong but their blood is money the blood is money it is like low key kind of like you know what I mean Justin Tim they might have

washed it do they steal the idea I'm sure bro it's like Quentin Tarantino steals everything from the Japanese just so uncultured that was the real

eye opener can we chill on him about liking feet who Quentin well he'd love Alex bro he lives in Tel Aviv that's what I'm

but that's what I'm saying why are we talking about he signs missiles he literally goes signs Israeli missiles he moved there recently he he can

no no no no he moved there it was pretty recent he might not even know he came back to direct obsession I've been hearing that's what they heard yeah it's ghost directed

like you see oh really that's what they're saying I think they just don't want to give it to the YouTube Is this conspiracy? Yes, they don't want to give it to the YouTuber, bro. They don't want to give it to the fucky. This is actually our time, by the way.

So many movies are talk to me, obsession, Markiplier movie, backrooms. It's bad that you didn't know what it was called. Which one? Markiplier movie. Iron lung. I didn't see it. But it's our time.

Yeah. They're handed amounts of fucking YouTubers. Yeah, get to fucking work, bro. Yeah, they made that movie less than a million damn dollars. We have to go. We are the ghosts. have to call it the Ludwig movie. Do you understand?

Sure, sure, but that's how it's gonna get the funding. Like, the money's already there to fund it. They funded obsession for less than a millie. Dude, they made so much more than that. They made 700 million or some shit. I think those actors are getting any piece of that? Hopefully not. Even if they're...

Hopefully the stew gets it all. Yeah. God willing, the stew gets it all. Actually, maybe. I have no idea. Like, if they didn't... They may not have copied it, but for, like, Markipliers, he it was way bigger than they thought it was going to be in the box office and he did a big

profit not a profit split exactly but he like tripled everybody's pay after the box office throwing him a crumb i don't think it was a crumb lily that's great fat tripling everyone's pay is crazy yeah every i think he said it was every single person that worked on the movie okay wait we have to we have to conceive the yard movie right now The yard the movie Okay well Aiden's gotta be in it I think horror is the easiest It seems like you can make a horror movie

And as long as you keep the suspense going Horror is the easiest to make low budget That's what I'm saying It make low budget and also make good Aiden is being haunted By the prostate of his racist Great Great Grandfather Okay

We make the first daytime horror movie But we're still inside And all the windows are close And it's dark as fuck But it is daytime It's daytime straight out. And people are going to tell us like it could have got light

It could open a window And got some light in for this Would have made it way like scary But no one did But no one did Even though it was loki daytime The whole entire time Do I have to be haunted?

What if I did the haunting? Okay, it's daytime horror Daytime horror. Daytime horror. But Aiden cannot go out in the sun Because he has a horrible skin condition And he looks disgusting Every time he goes out in the sun

So he's trying to get someone to come in So he always tries to get people to come in To hang out with And go on tend to days He said I have the skin condition Look fine. He's actually a fucking vampire who sucks him dry. Oh, Aiden the vampire. But he's like a loser. Like, vampires usually very elegant. No, no. He's like a fucking, he's like, he like orders DoorDash. He goes, sorry, I ain't, I'm only like a skin condition and can't come outside. The vamp cell. Yep. The vamp sell. Yep. He refunds door dash orders. He refus. Yep. Yeah, no tip. No tip. And my, and my Setschuan sauce wasn't in it. Yep. He files that there was no items missing. And this is a horror movie. And one and every 10 drivers, you convince to come in, you can go, can you come in.

And then they come in, you go, do you send over there for a second? And then I suck them dry? And then you walk up slowly again, you go, I'm so sorry about what I'm going to do. He tried to bite them, but you miss a little bit. Does he possess any strength? Do I have any, like, positive characteristics in the movie? No, no. Does the Uber, does the race guy like.

He has resilience. What's like the character arc for me? None. He's just a real flat character. Resilience? Like, what's the resilience here? I hang on every day? When you successfully suck their blood, you're cool, and then you're charming, and you can go outside in the sun

for a short period. For a short period? Yes, but then you've got to go back to suck it. You get more and more and more Swedish as you become more and more a vampire. Yes, and once you've done 100, you can become fully Swedish. Are my Swedish when I'm cool and I'm supposed? Oh, yes. When you're cool, you're Swedish. You know an accent. Hey, what's up? It's me, Edom?

And he sweats, it slicks his hair back and it's not balmy anymore. Herodoo. Yes, her more do. I'm in Stockholm. Would you like to go out to the club with me? But then, like, the clock strikes, right? And the skin starts, the lesions start opening up. And he's like, oh, no, my accident is going away.

He's going away. Oh, no. I have tuberculosis. Probably. It's nothing else. And he starts shitting his pants. He's holding his ass. He's running home.

He's running home with a shitty butt, trying to get back into his house. He gets back to the phone to order Uber Eats. And it's daytime. It's the whole time. All day time. Make no mistake. You go out of him. World's first daytime horror coming soon.

Well, if anyone wants to give us a lot of money for that. VAMS. It's not going to be low budget. Perhaps any Swedish investors. Perhaps you need to hire me. That's a play. Swedish government. Swedish government investment.

Yeah, they need to contribute to the art, to show that their country is amazing and sunny. But that some people, lie within and those are the vanjels. Well, you don't want to have the Swedish government paying for it. Why? Why? Because they're going to be like, okay, you have to insert this scene where like there's a door dash driver who's an immigrant, but they do the job poorly.

That's the first guy Aiden gets the blood from. Yeah. And then everyone in the audience is like, well, actually you deserved it because he did his job poorly. Also, where was he from, by the way? Did it seem Swedish? Is there some sort of pattern that we can recognize? Yeah. I know, can I say it?

I'm not the biggest fan. the whole concept, it feels like it relies heavily on. What are you talking about? You're the star. You're the star. It's like who I wouldn't be. It's like not who I'm in.

You're gonna be in the movie. It's the vamp cell. Your vampire, it's all fake. And you're being, you're being faintly lit up by the LED globe of a monitor in a gaming chair, but you have a cape,

a red cape and teeth coming out. Your canines are coming out. But the one of them's all fucked up. It's the van you on CS2. You have snagletooth. And you low-key say slurs? Loki?

Yeah. In the movie. Okay. It's a movie. You could say it. Anyway, guys, that's our movie concept. We'll be talking about this more in the Patreon episode that, you know, we'll get into the nitty-gritty details, shooting schedules, stuff like that.

I'm going to try to get the speaker off my chair. So it's not a problem in every episode for the rest of time. He did attach it with metal. How are you going to do that? I don't know. That'll figure it out. I would love if it went off when you said that. I mean, remember, if you have a problem with any of our like taste-making selection,

just remember. And I'm here held hostage. So I disagree with everything they say. All right, goodbye.