The Yard - Ep. 260 - Class Is Back in Session (ft. Professor L)

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

This week, Professor L is back from Streamer University! the boys talk about clips going viral from Professor L's classes, the search for the missing warehouse cat, and how Professor L got a few numbers wrong.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But is he mad at us? No, it can't be mad at us. Do you think he's going to come back in and like, like, take my vest off? And maybe like undo the top buck? Oh my God. No, of course. Do you think he's going to lay down under one of these chairs and put his penis through the whole of the fabric? And then I'm going to have to sit on the chair.

And I'm going to have to sit. This is my, I'm turning in my assignment. I've seen too much school house. I shouldn't say it that way. I've seen. I know where you're going. I don't know. Too much.

Schoolhouse rock. I've just seen too much in it. I don't need to see the bill or the conjunction junction junction anymore. I've seen too much unmistakably adult porn that takes place in a classroom. That's a lot. And I just, I'm having, like all the positions you can be on on a desk. Professor Elf! Yeah.

No, don't make Jason the ween wand. Professor Al. Has step professor happened yet? Step professor. No, no, step professor. I mean, we could get on that. I get bullied a lot because I'm a bald 15-year-old. And they fucking never stop reminding me.

We found out you have alopecia and everyone calls you Al. It's cool. Yeah. Everyone calls you big out. A circle of a circle of a. other kids with the bus and haircut. Just... Oh my God.

Dude, what a terrible actual nightmare. Shh, Professor's here. Oh, God. Uh, Hey, Professor L. What's up? Okay. Oh.

Too much galang. Okay. Sorry, I'll wear less tomorrow. Not hard enough. He's right. You're too hard. Sorry. Sorry.

Welcome to Sex 101, boys. Wow. And go close the door. Professor. Let us change a couple things. I didn't tell you to get up. I can go do it fast. What'd you change, Professor L?

Whatever. I don't care what he changed. You're kind of a bad boy, aren't you? I can tell. It's very clear that you're a bad boy. I'm also a bad boy, Professor L. You seem... I fucked the nurse. And she told me I had to poop because of my stomach hurt.

So, wait, we did that? Did you tell you'd poop? Is that before? Yeah, like a fourth nurse. went to the nurse's office and I told her I had a stomach cake probably really bad one I'm sick and she said you probably just need to poop so I fucked her why are you talking about nurse gibbons like that

nurse kimmins? She was giving top so I think she was giving top you talked about the nursing class right atop there's four play did you get Pines or L you should be teaching me that did you take poop oh yeah pooped oh

so she was right I had I didn't leave the room though is she watch you take a Yeah On to that On to that little pad with the paper roll On the pad that no liquids can soak into Examine your stool I'm starting to think you didn't

Have sex with this woman Yeah, I said I had sex with her I took a dump in front of me No I know I'm sorry what is sex I would argue that is more intimate Than any sexual act That's why he's right Rule one

Take a dump before Having sex Okay Smells a little better It loosens the butt Okay, putting this in my ever note. That's all right there. I don't take notes.

Oh, I don't take notes. Okay. Oh, you were taking notes? Yeah, I have to, because I have to study. Oh, I don't. You know, I take notes. No. Yeah?

I live with my mom. She's a slut. You live with your mom, too. You live with your mom's a slut? I respect her because she's a slut. I smoked out of apples earlier this morning, too. Wow, yeah. You're not your weirdly strung up for a guy who smoked out of an apple.

I mean, my life is really difficult, but I don't have the tools to talk about that very much. Rule number two, take it out on someone. Okay. We're going to cower so naturally. Yeah, dude, you really like today could act in dead poet society. Today, at your ripe age of 34. I don't want to be berated, okay.

I'm fragile. You just want to be here to learn. Just from a learn. Hey, nerd, did you have chat GPT do my homework? Oh, nerd. Did you drive in a prompt so that chat GPT did my homework? You could have chat GBT do your own work. I don't do that for me.

You prompt chat GPT for me. Don't use Claude. You know how I like it, nerd? It has to be chat GBT. It has to be chat GPT. What about like Kimmy? I don't even, don't say that ever. What about is Kimmy?

You know other ones? Kimmy. Sorry, just... Kimmy was the name of the last child to join the Rugrats. I'm gonna swirley you in the all-gender bathroom. You're gonna go swirley

in the all-gender school bathroom. Yeah, every ass of all kinds has ever touched those seats. You ever seen a front wedggy? I love giving front wedgies. He gives me front wedgies. I'll get your front wedgies. The balls will slip out. You're the professor.

The professor. Balls are on each side. It runs up like a bone. I got tenure. So you can give me a front wedg? No one. Dean Sinat did not say you could give front wedg. I just got a call.

And this is actually a good thing. It's true. I just got off a call with him. He said I could. That's not. That's awesome, Professor L. Will you show us? The front wedgey?

Don't front wedge you mean. Come on. Come on. Find it. So you have to find the underwear. They're deep. First you must find it. Ready?

I don't want to. Hands up. Two. One. Dude. Professor L. One of us. One of us.

No, I got ten you now. I'm just trying to do well your class. Yeah, that's rule number three. You gotta be different. Can't be like yourself. What was your number two? Oh yeah. Some of the poop, no?

Professor L. Are you dating the culinary teacher? Am I dating the culinary teacher? Am I dating the colon? Yeah. bitch. Awesome. Wow, I can talk about women that way.

I got out two and about women in that way. Awesome. Yeah. Be nice. Cool. She's hot. Took a dump next to her as well.

Sex. Yeah. How was it? It's good. She came out one piece. One piece mentioned. Um, yes, guys.

I'm fucking Professor fucking L. Dude, you have been the boy of the week. I'm white boy the week. You're the boy of the week. You know it too. I'm white boy the week. Yes, I did go on a mega ultra-goon session. You know how many soy tweets you sent out?

I'm just so touched by all the messages. I'm emotional reading all of this. That's not soy tweets. That's called being vulnerable. You did like three soy tweets in one day. You normally do one a year. Like streamer awards or something. You got three off in one week.

Bang, bang, bang. Yeah. Is your life different now? My life's different now. Like, and genuinely, like, I'm actually really pumped. that you guys all dress up for my final episode. But it's like, it was a fucking awesome ride. Because you're gonna do

what now? Doing shit with Kai, bro. Really? Locked in, dude. Really? Locked in. The degree is spelled wrong. So, uh, there are spelling errors on it. Yeah, they did spell it

disdiquished. The cute. Most disdiquished Dean Samats. But it does say I have top tier knowledge. Top tier. Like a video game. Were there other superlatives? outside of best teacher given two teachers?

Like, did any teacher win anything? I thought I lost. To who? Yeah, who would you have lost to? So the award ceremony started. And before... You know if I know how money you were? I don't know who the other teachers were.

Because every single thing on my timeline was just Ludwig says something brilliant. Or, like, Ludwig calls out transphobic student. There were a lot of glazed tweets. A lot. They were always, like, some of them were prefaced to be like, I don't like this guy. Yeah, did all.

But another massive. Masterstroke from one way. It was like, this guy may have a three inch vertical and no fucking hose and like nothing, but he can teach. I could teach. It was crazy. People respected teacher, I guess. I can't it all was. No, there was a, the awards ceremony started.

And it's, this all took place in Little Rock. Has it ever pulled the weather in Little Rock? Little Rock, Arkansas. Oh, that's where it was. That is crazy. I've never been to Arkansas. Yeah, so you probably don't know. Like 90%.

Yeah, it's 98 degrees right now with 52% humidity in Arkansas is hot and damn balls. It's just like Evangelion. And there was no AC in the building where they were doing the award ceremony. The dorms look like where Shia LeBuff was hiding on that one live stream too.

He was there. I'm pretty sure it's still hiding. Stream to 14 viewers. Also can you look up, and this is out of curiosity. This is Arkansas fact. Apparently 90% of Arkansas is a dry state. Like no rain? No alcohol. Oh, I don't know.

This guy's a bad kid. You have lost the contest in every single way. You're such a brusie. Hello. Me and Professor L are going to go fucking double team somebody. That means citizens don't drink or that they don't sell alcohol? Dry campus, wet campus. It is 30 out of 75 counties are dry, meaning I don't think you can purchase any alcohol.

Oh, purchase. At all. And you can't drink it at like any restaurants or establishments or whatever. I thought that was like an archaic, that's like a, you know, Prohibition era. Yeah, I didn't know. The whole county. So what do you do? You just got to like. Literally drive. So our county where this college was, Hendricks College, was a dry county. And so they did this like frat party thing. I don't know if you saw. They drove 45 minutes to a bar in a different county to be able to like host a frat party. What's Little Rock Big? They have like a major export or something. They do like mushrooms good or potatoes.

I think grazing land for livestock. I'm not kidding. possible. I have no clue. You got to go to a coffee shop and see that's like, oh, a lot of huckleberry flavored stuff or anything. Probably got hucklberry. Bois and berries? I feel like boise and berries have to come from somewhere. Montana is full huckleberry berry everywhere. Look at that. Poultry, rice, and soybeans.

Soy beans. That's why you were soy posting. You were eating. It's like one slime ate that soy meat one time and you got emotional. I ate the fake chicken in San Francisco and I couldn't stop thinking about my friends. And I did the same. I did the same.

Little Rock. It gets you and I don't eat it anymore because it made me grow breasts. Yeah. And they haven't gone away. I have to deal with them. The bad boys got to wear the fucking vest. The bad boys got breasts. And he's a bald 15 year old.

And I fuck my own breasts. Damn, that's bad boys. I'm doing my own breast just to fuck them. T.F and yourself, that is a bad boy behavior. So they were doing the award ceremony and I was feeling real good about my chances. And I was using this as the opportunity to announce my streamer games invites. I thought about this. I was like, okay, I'm not going to announce a monstream.

I'll do this because I'll get the award. I'll go up because they invite you to go up. I'll say it. The first award, guys reading out. And he's like, this award goes out to someone who's the best mentor. The person who teaches the students, yada, yada, yada. And then he's like, agent. And then agent wins.

And I thought I lost. I thought that was it. And I was so confident I was going to win, Jason McQueen, said, do that thing where you stand early. Yeah. So I did that. Oh. I go, I go. I wish it was the award show cameras with all of

the nominees. Yes. Yeah. And then it would show you... Just tripped. I tripped. Did it make camera? You stand-up? No, because I think the production's Loki kind of buns. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. He's rusty. I don't think Kai's rusty. I think, you know,

the production's rusty. Oh, you would blame the production, you would throw them under the bus, not the leadership. Interesting. You know, they wrote most distinguished dean. They fucked that up. The funny thing is, they're doing it. You're not a dean. No, no, no, Kaisenat after.

Oh, he's like stamping it. Presented by the most distinguished. And I believe that is a place to sign above that's not signed, but would theoretically be signed. Right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is an empty field. Yeah, well. And it's the same text if you go to,

this is best professor, so the text kind of fits because it says, you know, top tier knowledge, patience, leadership, whatever.

If you go to class clown, if you want to go to another one zipper, it's the exact same text, uh, for every single award. Regardless, yeah, right there,

that's perfect. Just go a little bit before. Who's that? Uh, that's Bill's a worst behavior. He's 17. I mean, he's got a bad boy outfit on for sure.

Yeah, he's way better than my bad boy outfit. He's wearing a shout. gown. Yes. Yeah, with a shower cap. Worst behavior. Yeah, but then it says the same thing with the outstanding achievement and delivering. Top tier knowledge. There was a really funny moment where where Kai was announcing the awards and so he wanted to like read out the award and then announce he won it. Right. So like there's a bit of suspense. So he said pull the next slide and then it was just this page. There's no like page that like hid the winner but showed what the thing was. Wow. So

he had to like get the plaques and then read from the plaques you're such a low res image that's so I think it's his blown up profile picture that's why it is a bit scuffed huh it was a bit scuffed yeah there was elements that were scuffed but it was also like wildly successful more successful than anything I've ever done regardless because you know you think you're gonna head a second peak what you mean do you think that your next stream is going to be

whiling no no not even a little I think it'd be I think it'd be a little whiling. It would only be whiling, perhaps, for four hours, maximum, if that. It would be as whiling as my interest in talking about streamer you. But then after that, when I play games with Squeaks, not going to be very whiling. What if you stay the professor? I've ran out of things to teach. You've ran out.

That's it? I've done run out of dick. Oh, my God. Zipper, can you bring up the image, not the video, but the image I sent you? because oh he said what okay okay okay so this was from your

your subreddit there was someone being like bro like he's just the goat at like teaching or something or some glaze this person says that a similar revelation I don't keep up with many celebrities but the few I do it's because they've shaped my own personal philosophies and worldview always appreciated blood but never genuinely

realized how similar is these other celebrities I've grown to deeply appreciate on a spiritual level in parentheses Jay Cole and Cota the Fiend for reference. Nothing like that first time. She was in my math class. Yeah. To go further into Wettle Soundper Social,

listening to Cole's verse on Johnny P's caddy for the first time after S.U genuinely felt how it felt listening to Professor L. open up in this way. So I responded to this. Okay. What? Why? This is hitch on his alt.

Why? I wanted to express myself like this young person express themselves. wonder. Six up votes. Okay. So... At the time, it replies, what are you guys? At the time, this was the top comment. It's now gone.

Because I said, I said, I've read a lot of things about Ludwig for a long time, and this is the most insulting thing anyone's ever written about him or will ever write. I'm serious. What? Voss? Wait, what was wrong with that?

No, I'm sorry, you're right. You're the J. Cole of professors. He's the J. Cole. Just because the guy compared him to the worst guy you know is Mount Rushmore rap. Just because he did that, he's a criminal. Hold up. Jay Cole's a good artist. Yes, yes, Professor L.

He's a good artist. Yes, Professor Al. He's very cerebral, yes. He's very cerebral. I stand on it too with you, yes. Favorite Jay Cole song. Nothing like the first time. My dream.

She was in my math class. He was like, I busted, I didn't know how my penis word. How did that song? How was it go? It's about sex. Yeah. She's like, have you done it before? before I'm like, duh.

I said something like that. I ain't never done this before, no. But I ain't never done this before no. Yeah. That's you. Yeah. Yeah. That's my professor L.

Yeah. El Cole. Oh my God, I have another thing. You farm so much. Can I say real quick? You can say whatever you want. You know, Slime, you had also a white boy moment of the week because your story went a bit viral, right,

of the black fatigue in the call-out. in the airport. Oh, did it? I think, yeah, I think it got a lot of attention. I saw more so, like, there was like clips that were kind of popping off on it. Oh, I had no idea. There was some on TikTok. Yeah, the clip went like, like, like, pretty big. I mean, not like, you know, a hundred million views or whatever. He said, not like, Professor. I was like Professor. I wasn't like, like, Professor L. Big for you. You know, stable Ronaldo, but. I'm not the clip. I'm not. But the clip went big. Okay. And I think what I realize is, you know, the courage in the, the slime to call that out comes from calling

out people like that. Wow. You have to put down a hundred people being vulnerable about Jake Cole and then eventually one of them, you know, you'll be One of them be a truly a But you'll call them out all the same. Oh, well, I have a question, Professor L, if Jason Nguyen is allowed to say it, am I allowed

to say it? Because I listened to the clip finally. Yeah. It was said. I need this. Everyone keeps fucking with him. He has immense amount of viewership. And and they're all patting him on the back. If I get the same amount of viewership, can I say it, Presser L, please?

Not on a podcast that's edited. Oh, it's only with the cameras off. Well, no. I will. I will. Or when it's listening to Cole in the car? When it's live in the R.R.L. What if it's, I feel like if it's Cole, you should. Cole would want that.

Cole would. And I haven't ever said it before, no. You had a lot of clips, bro. You were farming, you were your knowledge, all this crazy shit. There was one that was brought to my, attention, I'd like us to watch it altogether. Oh.

That has something to do. Wait, better on your phones. Do you think it is a complimentary clip or a clip that he's going to have issue with? I bet it's a complimentary clip because you guys are such good friends and he wants to be supportive. Thinking about him as the bad boy, I think it's not a complimentary clip. I think it's going to

be more insulting. Okay. Interesting theory. All right. Let's see it. And the only reason they sleep in, is because they feel that there's no repercussions. If they don't, Or ultimately they're disrespecting the people who do show up. I guess it's really disrespectful. Yeah.

If everyone says they're gonna be somewhere and they don't show up, they're disrespecting your time and your energy to what is supposed to be a group thing. And I wouldn't take that. I don't think you should be taking that. I don't think anyone else who's putting their energy in, should be taking it. Oh my God.

Professor L. Yeah, what's the question? Professor Al. What? Professor. Aidan, can I have a million dollars? Can I have a million dollars? a million dollars. You've all earned a million dollars. No. I don't feel bad. I'm not even close.

Not even close. No. Not even close to you. Closer than most. I'm not even close to a million. I had just started another podcast. I had just started another podcast. It's hard to get. Huh? Hard to get. Well, I think earned versus kept is different. No, I think on the math wise, I'm not there. It's hard to get. Yeah, yeah. It's only, you know what, two, three mil from this podcast a year for five years. No. And we pay our employees well. Professor L taught me that. Worthy.

Professor L. Are you trying to say that if the bread's good enough, you're allowed? Is it like Jason? Yes. 100%. If Christopher Nolan shows up late to say it, you just got to give it to him. And I'm the Christopher Nolan of this. What does that make me?

Am I John Leguizamo? You? Yeah, you are lovely. No, you're John Berth et all. Oh, that's so much better. Yeah. Wait, can I snarl like him? Yeah.

he's more animal than man that's how he is, that's how he acts look at that guy, he has a hairline that will never quit. He's so fucking cool, dude. Look at the top right photo. That's just him being real. Like that's just him on an off day. He looks great.

This is just me in the fucking mirror and my fucking biceps big as fuck. Sorry y'all. This is what my dad thinks he looks like. Little pictures. My dad thinks he's both of those guys. He's writing the most insane LinkedIn posts of all time.

Yeah, I read that post. That post was lit. He's lit, man. You dropped fucking wisdom. He's lit. That guy could be a damn professor. Yeah, he was. Talking about professor. He was. He was. He was. Teach you real good. People are saying you could teach for your whole life. I immediately was like, well, you only got to teach for a week. You keep out doing it with these damn students.

And get on your nerves. You lose the light in your eyes. I thought your transparency. So beautiful. Professor, I have a question. Dude. Yes. After your point, please. Well, I was just going to say, I was, I asked Aden for the finances, because I don't fucking know. So I asked Aden for the finances, and then he gave me the sponsorship number. I was like, that's fucking huge. Do we have like an average because I don't want a number that's like, like, maybe we got more payments.

And like, I don't want a number that's like ridiculously higher than like another month if we got payments this month. And then he's like, yeah, I did the average. It's the same. And I was like, why'd you give him a month where it spiked? And he looked at me. He's like, we didn't spike. I sent that back and you were like, oh man, I really do that shit. To Kelby, it didn't spike.

And that was a bad month. Yeah. I did notice. I did notice. Why did you make up some of the other numbers? It's big. It's big for me. Look what you've done for the professor.

Damn, Elle. That's nice. Look what you've done. Look what you've done to him. Ask your question again and look at it. Rule number five. Sorry, Professor L. Never stopped looking at it.

We've skipped two and four. Yeah, we don't need them. No even number rules. Rule number seven. Good rule. Actually, isn't a bad rule. I like it. When you, your presentation,

I loved it. You watched it. Of course. Sucking up to the teacher. Of course. I didn't fucking like it. I'm smoking out of a potato. I was skateboarding on the roof.

What a hard thing. a car to smoke out of by the way. Not that hard once you get used to it. Way harder than an apple. When your mom's a slut like mine. My slut mom taught me how to carve a tomato. My mom's all fucked up. My mom's fucking bananas.

I get why you are the way you are, bro. And that's what bald. Is you allowed to be laid to class, bro? Like, no problem. Thank you, bro. I'm trying to be a good student. Why do you hate? Let me know where your mom's at, by the way,

just so I can talk to her about your grays and shit. But also, you like, are bald and you smoke, like, a lot more weed in the other students. Are you like, you know? Yes, I skipped a year. Not what I meant. Are you 37?

Are you like, how much longer do you have? I got Benjamin Button. This is you got like a prescription. I got Benjamin Button, but I spend my time smoking weed. So what I fucking lie about? I just want to know what you showed. You showed the money you make in a month. Sure.

I thought it was cool. Great. I thought it was it. You slided me a bit on the merch number. I'll say it. That was the real number. Yeah, but it. That was the real number.

I said, for June. I said he meant to put that number. He meant to look at it next to the big, giant penis. I wanted the month of June for every creator. It's big a lot of the time. It was last month. The murder number is big a lot of the time. And you take some months off, dude.

It's good to know. Such a sci-op. Because now you take all the moments where Aiden's ever complained about like, Lederby, you're not giving feedback to the merch. And then you see how big of a slice of the pie it is. Should I put all this time in for $7,800? That's like a rocket money ad for us. It's a weird.

I put all this money in time It's a way bigger It's a way bigger and slice Other months It'd be the biggest thing On the list I've never seen those months I've never seen those months ever

And then But with the expenses Yes I noticed Okay You showed your payroll Yep Which people

Immediately ran with And they're like Wow he's paying all of his employees Like 250 grand a year Yeah And what they didn't know Is that Aiden gets $224,000 out of the 225

Thank you And the rest of the employee Spit the 1K I'm glad you said it. I'm glad you said it. And, but you, you, like, excluded a bunch of stuff

and, and, and, like, made up the event number. Yeah, yeah, is, because there's too many,

there's too many fucking, there's, like, literally, like, 15 different fucking, like, columns.

Yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck. What's more important that the students learn the, the real valuable lesson that the numbers are honest and real?

Uh, when you're teaching sex ed, you don't have to talk about how big the poop is, that you took in front of the number is like a truck rental like like $600. I think I think

every you should have listed every transaction you should have just made them go through the expense sheet here's the expense sheet guys it's all on your pads right now and Kyle would have been in that one

he'd be like fuck bro you should have the class comb through and categorize your expenses for the month put it to work yeah I did a I did a rough categorization okay

got got the final number that the number at the end's right. You know what I learned is that I thought I recognize that your sponsorship number is high. It's fucking crazy you make that much a month. But I thought more creators

around your size were earning that much. And from everybody's reactions, it doesn't seem like it. Dude, there are so many streamers who watch it like Wubby N&P and they're all like they're like guys, please don't stop subbing. I don't make anywhere

near that. Please don't Stop sobbing. That is not my sponsor number. I mean, they don't have the, the sniffling, sorry, the magnanimous. You're about to calm on Kelly. No, the magnanimous, the bald gentleman in there, who makes that all happen. He has hair. He's got hair.

He's got his holder. What is it? It's holding. It's holding. What a strong word. He is almost 40 years old and his hairline is that with no assistant. You know who's holding John Bernthal. All right.

Delby is something else. It's like Gibraltar. It's held all these years. Even if it came close, it's still holding. If it was like a siege of a castle, we're talking like four days. But the king's still in his throne? For four days.

Do you think that every streamer your size could sell the amount of sponsor inventory that you sell? No. Or do you think it's part of, like, the fact that you do like events and shit or party that you're more, I don't know.

What do you think that is? I think, I think, I don't care what you think. I think it's all in house. Kelby's created his job. I'm saying if they all had a Kelby. Like you know what I mean?

Like could they... Okay, if they all had a Kelby? Like, could they sell them the same way you're sold? I don't know. If you're to believe that Kelby glazed is what Kelby would go. Future.

Bloodwig, you're a unicorn. I've worked with a lot of creators. Yeah, he would say all of them. And I'll tell you that, and I don't mean to glaze you. But I'll tell you, not a lot of people work the way you work. And again, they're down there. Just kidding.

Just kidding. Oh, it hit the back of my throat. Just kidding, though. Oh. You can see the back of it at my skull. Like I heard it. Okay, I do have an earnest question, though. Okay, if you go to UCI, you can get a scholarship for esports.

You can play, you can play League of Legends at UCI. What? Yeah, this is true. I have an e-sports department on campus. It's really nice. Are they good? I don't know. Can you look at best esports colleges in the world?

Probably not. But I've been there, it's cool. Do you think that a class you taught is of, the class you taught is like a viable class that could soon be taught in schools, which is like being an online creator. You think that's coming. I think it probably is already here, probably actively, I would imagine. But who the fuck is teaching it that has like the credibility?

Yeah, it's funny to imagine somebody picking up a textbook. Because there was also textbooks that you would have to make and so you have to get it from Chegg and all that bullshit. I think like a funny thing I've seen on YouTube for a long time is like a lot of the gurus, like you look up like how to make the best thumbnails on YouTube. It's always a channel that has like not much views, but they use their own advice for their own thumbnails, right? Right.

Like that is like classic. Like most of the gurus on YouTube are people who are struggling to be large creators. So they try to like explain the gamification of YouTube, but somehow cannot do it themselves. I think that's fine. I actually don't think you need the pedigree to be able to express the, idea. Like, I don't think it makes you a worse teacher. I don't think there's clear irony in it.

Sure, sure. And do you think that that would transfer to like a teacher teaching? Like, here's how to become a big creator. But this is like, this exists in sports and esports where like the coaches are not people who themselves could play. Like they've played to the peak of their ability, but they can understand

the sport at a deeper level and like explain it and like figure out the nuance where like sometimes top players like understand it without knowing why they understand it. You're not teaching how to be a big creator. You're teaching underlying fundamentals of what creators do. Yes. But many of like the voices of like the World Cup, for example,

it's like three of the four panelists are former pro players. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the World Cup specifically. Basketball is similar, right? But that's commentators, which is different because those are like personalities. I'm talking about like literal coaches. Like Bill Belichick is one of the most prolific football coaches. I don't think he's ever played.

Maybe he played like fucking pee-wee football. Yeah, sure. Prolific. Yes I can't correct I can't correct a professor What word were you thinking of I was just thinking about what a good choice that was

He could still be prolific Because you could have coached many and a lot of teams for a long time Sure But usually people don't mean prolific I trust my professor in his choice I trust him every day I said so many words wrong this weekend No one tests you a streamer you

Yeah a big sentiment was look at how this guy Who is like kind of just normally adjusted Can express him idea and people were like, oh my God. Yeah, that was... He's done it. You were set up for... I mean, you put the work in, but like you were set up for just such a rock star performance.

What did your mom teach you? I was curious about him. I had a call with her and I said, I asked her for any tips. And her tip was to teach a class on like, you know, I think she said in French. But it was like being a person and like being like, you know, loving son or... whatever it is. Wait, she was like,

I want you to teach him how you a nice boy. Kind of, yeah, I think she was like, kind of it was like, hey, it's not all about work. Like there's,

the parts outside of work. Ah. And that was, I think that's actually amazing streaming advice. Yeah, which I think made a lot of sense. That's why my last class was about that.

So I think people really put their heads down on like, if I do these things, I will, but also it's kind of like who you are is a big part of it. Yeah, then you become a loser. He always talks about a routine and all some bullshit with a routine

and get into your routine. Sorry, I'm a bad boy. Yeah, you are a bad boy, and I can change your fucking life. Yeah, you're the student that he's going to try extra hard with. And I'm going to, like, when you see me, when you come home, okay, I was just talking to your mother. You're going to be at my house. Yeah, I'm going to be there, and you're going to see me,

I'm going to come out, and I'm going to fucking... Hey, oh, what's going on? Is that scene where, like, you hear a knock at the door, and your mom screams, go get the fucking door. Do you go get it? at your teacher. He looks back. He sees your life for the first time. He gets why you're like this. What do you want? He's like, hey kid.

Oh, slutty mom. So you didn't do the homework. Slutty mom at home. And you're like, I'm fucking doing everything. And I go, you need help cleaning the dishes? And you go, no. No. And I go, we're in a dishwasher 10 years. And I get in there, I show you fucking and I go, whoa,

you're really fast. And then I go, where's your mom at? Oh, God. Professor L. There's an old game. I think it's on Tumblr of like a pro wrestler looking at a camera, wind is blowing in his face and he's kind of smirking. And the caption is me going to

eat the gummy worms of the kid whose mom I'm fucking at 12 at night in the kitchen or something like that. Eating the feastables now probably modernized that one. And I was just thinking about that the whole time. You can't change me bro. I'm a bad boy. That was bad to do for sure. Well it's kind of

already. Be honest. Yeah, what? Were you running out of gas? You run that gas things to teach? No, I don't think so, because I think my lesson four was like the thing my mom had said, but if I did a fifth lesson, Gigi.

Yeah, right, she could figure it out. You stream. Teaching is literally streaming in person. You just get more specific. You just be like, here's how to do a sub-a-thon. I feel like if I if I were to summarize all your presentations into one sentence, it would be like, guys, fucking do YouTube.

Yeah. No. You said that maybe a thousand times. I said that twice and one of the clips got really big. Thousand times. And that was more of class three was about YouTube. Class four had nothing. We didn't even freaking touch it. You mentioned YouTube and like every time. Touch it. You mentioned YouTube like everything. I would say the summary of your lesson plan was the route of

least resistance is probably the wrong path. Like an AI thumbnail. That's like the easiest lowest friction path. Like probably shouldn't do that and hear all the reasons. You can kind of apply it to everything. It's like if it's really easy to do and quick and seamless and kind of lazy, it's probably the wrong way. Like, okay, if you're a part of a big creator group, like, the hard thing to do would be like to have hard

conversations, cut people out, like, blah, blah, blah. If you're not doing that, it's probably the wrong path. Like, everything kind of falls into that box. I feel like the goal I had was like to let or leave people with the idea that like the question, do I actually want to do this? And then just like determine that for themselves. And that was like all that, most of my classes

were about. sometimes you're staring you have ambition and you stare down the barrel of all the work it will take to get the thing done that you want to do maybe it's uh i don't know a project, like a movie or something. And there's a moment where you're like, no. You know, or you lie to yourself and you're like, yeah, for sure. And I, like, I'll work on it a little bit and then it like never gets done.

But this is like the friction of like, just the whole road of like, oh my God, I want to have a million subs on YouTube. And you look at what lies ahead. And if you're not ready for that, like, you just need to do something else. I think the people who like can go through that and then hear all the bad numbers,

like the statistical and probabilities. and the work that needs to be done and then continue, they have a higher chance of succeeding than if they aren't presented with that information. Counterpoint, when I started playing melee and I watched a mango set, I thought I could just do that.

I was like, that's pretty much how I play. Right. And then every tournament I would go to for a long time, I'd be like, I'm close, like, one day, like, I'm going to beat Mango. I'm going to do that. And that never happened, Ludwig.

But this is like, instead of that, happening, you know, whoever, like, drug fox coming up to you and saying, okay, well, you have to stop playing sets. Like, you're wasting your time. Like, your efficiency and practice is, like,

horrible. You need to do, like, training sessions. And then, like, knowing what you need to do to get there. Sure. And how long that will take. And then if you kept playing and, you know. Okay, I see what you say. I'm saying that the statistics don't matter to someone who is, just has a fraction of belief.

Because it's invisible. It's like, no, I, he plays Falco. I play Falco. this is inevitable. Right. But I think that's ignorance to like, and I think that's what a lot of people had coming in. Sure.

I think a lot of people came in, literally, and that's why the stats are so cool because I'd auto pull them up of like how many people failed from last streamer you. What does it mean to fail? What is the game?

I think failure is like if you hadn't improved in Iota. Like literally there is a tangible loss of viewership. Yeah. After going to streamer you. I see, I see. That I think was a very important part of your lesson. Yes.

That was like the big number. The fact that you made. it here is not enough. In fact, it's not really anything. It's literally nothing, but like the pop-offs for everyone, like they're about to fucking go to Greengots and take their bags over to Hogwarts. It was like winning the phase

five back the day. Like, it's just passing the audition at like American Idol. Or maybe getting into the audition. When Randy Jackson says you're going to Hollywood, I mean, come on. And I bet a lot of those guys are. Dude, so many non-American Idol winners who made it to

Hollywood are forgotten. Who knows what Justin Guarini looks like? No. Italian for sure. Zippoor can you pull up Justin Guarini? I'm going to go dark brown, almost black hair. I'm going short Asian man. I know what William Hung looks like.

Of course you do. And he's an accountant now. I'm going to say Norwood 3. Justin Guarini at the time did not have a Norwood 3, but he was the runner up to Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson won. He looked at her. He hugged her and then was forgotten forever.

This is what this was him. Wow. He is handsome. handsome not what I thought it looked like can you go to that second picture in the very God his hand is so close to doing the wrong thing here it's got a thumb the fingers are really helping he's doing this

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Yeah. For the people who, who the people who you identify, like, want the destination more than the journey, you know, which I think you'd say is the wrong way to go about it. Some of those people will just make it anyway. Right? Like they'll, they just want to be famous and rich and string. and they'll kind of just get there. What do you think sets those people? Like, why are those people? I feel like I've seen streamers who I feel like just want the lifestyle and they get the lifestyle. Yeah,

okay. Give me one. I don't know if I believe this. Oh, I don't know if I call it's not by name. We can bleep. I got to think about it. I don't know if I believe that.

I think everyone who has succeeded enjoyed it a lot. I think it's hard to forget to that people who are really popular now were a little popular and then medium popular and then got really, like they had fans for a long time, Tyler Ninja. Levin's. You know what I mean? Tile Ninja Blevins was big before Fortnite big. Right. That's a good point. He was a Halo pro and then he had yes. There's shit like that where you don't think about the in between and when a Ludwig clip flies across your timeline or a yard clip and someone

sees me. A bald 15 year old with a slut of a mom who has a heart of gold. They'll be like, who the fuck ever got this person to any position of influence? And the answer is like, well, it took a long time. And like that in between is kind of the important part. it's more important than the clip you see where it's like, who is listening to this guy? Someone jumps to mind is like someone who might have come from like the Minecraft community or something

where like it just kind of happened. Sure. You know what I mean? Like I don't think they worked very hard. I don't think that they like, sure, maybe they enjoyed it in the sense they like playing games and stuff. But they were just a part of something.

And then that thing came and then it went and it went hard. I think it's a flash in the pan though. Like I don't think they... So you're saying they're flashing in the pan. They fizzled. Yeah. It's like what separates the...

Yes, I think that happens. What separates like the flashed like the flashes in the pan from the people who like want who try to do the same thing and fail like why is it just like is it literally just luck yeah that's just like dumb blind look and like sometimes like is there an aspect to their personality that makes them qualified to like no no no no you're just dumb blind luck I think there's a lot of dumb blind luck and I think trying to apply logic to dumb blind luck makes you like you know believe or not believe like certain success was because of your input but like I think it's like just genuinely full luck.

Like the Minecraft shit was crazy, bro. Like when I think back on like, there's some Minecrafters who were getting like 100K views, they had no fucking business having 1K views. Like relative, but there was just like, it was like peak COVID. Like the whole server was massive. How do you explain that though?

Like people have to watch the video for it to even get, like they have to finish it or get close. I think, you know, I talked to Jack Manifold a bit about this because he had like a crazy whiplash because he was getting like, you know, 40, 50K live view. and like millions of views on his videos.

And then it all ended. He's so charming too in his hairline. And now he averages a few thousand and his hairlines, ugh. No! Don't say that. Don't say me no. It's not.

I meant it like, oh. He said like great. It's not. It's not. It's not. I thought he had a great hairline and chose just to not use it. That's what I'm saying.

Does he have a great hairline? No. He's like a Norwood three. No. Maybe four. Jack? I think maybe a two. Didn't you just talk to him?

Yes, and I'm trying to think of it, but maybe in my head I'm warping his hairline back. Did you look up the most recent Tommy in it and Jack Manifold podcast zipper and we can get to the bottom of this fucking farce? Love? Oh, he's got a great... No, no, the first one is literally from 10 years ago.

For literally from 10 years ago. Just find the most recent video. Find the most recent video on YouTube. I'll take nothing else. But what I'm trying to say... Love those boys, by the way. I watched that interview is so bad. Yeah, it was rough.

It's so... They don't know what they're doing. I was fighting. And you were literally. you can tell you were just like why even ask you that question? I was fighting. Tommy if you're listening, don't interview. Just joke around. Well, you know what? The thing is I think he does because I've been watching a lot of his clips from his other show. I don't have you seen it's

called a hundred questions where he just interviews like some famous British celebrity. It's called No, that's not it other podcasts. Jack Manifold podcast. Jack Manifold and Tommy don't have a podcast together. I just want to see I was on it. I don't know the fucking name of that's on me. That's on me and I apologize. Add Ludwig's name. Make this love.

There is. There it is. There it is. Okay. All right. You know what, Ludwig? It's a two. That's a two.

I mean, not to take anything away from Jack. I don't want to kick him all he's down. I don't want to take it away. He's just young. He's just young. Think about when you met Jack. He was like, was that a streamer? Was that the Amaranth streamer event?

Was that when he met him for the first time? Dude, I think he was 19 at that event. He's probably 19. And I was like 32. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I talked to him about it because he had that whiplash. And so I think he had to like grapple that like, oh, that was just an extraordinary amount of luck.

And that doesn't devalue me. It's not like an action I took poorly to go from 50K viewers to like 5K or whatever it is. Is there no sweeter drink than the comeback? Then the comeback of going like... Of like you have a falloff and then you come back. The Moist Critical. The stable Ronaldo. Oh, really?

Yeah. Ler. Stable Ronaldo used to be like really big in Fortnite. Huge Fortnite. And had like 10,000 viewers. And then he dipped to like below a thousand. Oh shit.

And then the clip? The clip. And then he joined Faze and went more RRL in variety. And now he's bigger than he's ever been. But I don't know how sweet it is because I think he's depressed. Yeah, that's a him thing though.

He doesn't, he doesn't want what's... Was that Banks's eye? It was Banks the one that saw Ron and said you could fucking make you something? He said, he had the spyglass. He said, I could fucking make you something. And then this spyglass is like, maybe I fucking impregnate you, Corinna Cop.

Maybe I fucking do that right now. And then he mixed up the eyeglass and he goes, maybe I'm pregnant you wrong. He's looking out through two spy glasses that are going opposite direction. And he says, banks. All chrome hearts though. Banks is a chrome arched spyglass is really cool. But yeah, I'm doing a check-in. That's my plan now.

You check in on the students you had. I'm checking on the students at end of the year. Who was your favorite? To see how they perform? To see how they perform. I'm going to fucking pull through stats. I'm gonna give him like a little survey to fill out. Who's your top pew?

Who's your favorite? I'm gonna let the people are doing bad. The people are doing poorly. I'm gonna let him know. But who's your favorite? You're doing bad. Badly. I'm watching.

I'm watching. You learned not a lot. Oops. Ooh. Yeah, I went to Professor Ellis class. It was gay. Okay. What was so gay about it?

Hmm. Well, it wasn't. I liked it. He was talking to us about how makes videos and all kinds of money. He's just a big pussy, I guess. Sorry My mom definitely wouldn't fuck him My mom's a slut but

Just standard Who are your top poop My top pup Pick your fave My top pup I think it was Beedip Beet beep

Poopeep Kiera please Was she the young lady That actually did the homework What the fuck That was Isabella Grace Who was also a good student That was a very touching clip

But Kiera was the one who came up to me after class. She was apparently a Tumblr girl, a very famous one. Whoa. Because my chat knew her from Tumblr days.

Oh. And she's been making concert for a while and she came after class and she was crying from the lecture. Oh, so that's what it takes. It made me emotional. I started tearing up. Why was she crying?

Because the words that I said were impactful. She was only your favorite student because she cried. When you said, guys, look at the YouTube funnel. What? No, no, no, you don't get to do this.

You got emotional over a street cat. You don't get to do this. You don't get to judge this young woman. You got emotional over a street cat. That is okay with being outside. I'm just asking which part, because maybe, maybe I... It's the content funnel. It's the content funnel.

Okay? It's on the YouTube funnel. Do you have me to call her so you can bitch her out? No, no, no, no. I'll call it right now. I'll call it. Let's say what the start of the game. I want to do it.

They didn't want to know why you cry. I'm asking. As somebody who cried, as somebody who cries. Yesterday. I didn't, I held it together. Baby. I almost did. Pussy baby.

Yeah. Was it during the content funnel diagram? Right. Because she cried, do you want me to call her and ask her? I'm just wondering which. Why are you FaceTime her? I would. He called you, you know, since you say the words.

And it was, and it was emotional enough that you. that you also cried which makes me curious because I didn't watch every minute I hope she comes to L.A. and kills you with the hammer. That's fine. The idea of a street cat being outside for a little bit

made you freak out. We should talk about this. Aiden's a horrible cat owner. For two reasons. One, he, you don't have an automatic litter box. It smells like balls in there, bro. It's because it's a fucking,

because of the kitten dude. That's why. a fucking automatic litter box and some kitty sheets. Yeah, but it's temporary. It's not temporary. What do you mean? It's been here for a week now. Also, the irony and like we did that whole room up and made it so nice.

And now it smells like poop. Now it smells like fucking piss involved. We can clean again. We can make it clean again. Oh, that'll happen fast. But then it was so fast the first time we did it. Because we didn't have any of this stuff. Oh, we're rage baiting.

You might have seen Aiden's stream yesterday because he went live. Because he lost a cat. You lost your cat. You lost your cat. You let that policeman come into our home and then leave the door open. No, that cat wasn't lost.

She was in, I think, Slime's bedroom at the time or Nick's bedroom. But you're the one who let outdoors when we live together, bro. No, that's not true. That is not true.

The accusation has come forth. That is absolutely not true. And Quddy talked about this yesterday. Oh, my God. Oh, so you were telling my fiancé, she's a liar. Dude, it was a contractor. Family man's coming out.

Oh my God. Oh God. It was a contractor. Vito. Vito. When did I let them out? You need a nice thing. Sometimes you get vetoed.

You need a new thing you say that isn't contractor now. You're talking about the time Ders got out that wasn't when the swatting happened. The other time, there was three times.

Because the swatting Ders didn't actually get out. Okay, we thought Ders got out. Yes. Okay. Swatting X. Get rid of it. Don't even talk about it anymore.

I think Ders got out twice. Okay. One went behind the house was like in a fucking dirty little fucking sewer. Yeah. We found him covered in leaves. Yes.

Yeah, we're all looking for him. I'm covered in leaves. And then the other time was like, I think he was right out front, I think. Accessible. Oh, I think I remember that. It was like, you had just left the door open leaving and Ders was like just like just had gone out.

Okay. But it wasn't the sewer one. I don't remember whose fault it was, but I think I remember it happening. I think I can validate the happeningness. Yes. I don't remember. But it was brief.

I don't remember. It was brief. Well, I know you don't because you let the cat out again. this time but it was in the warehouse because we have kitties we talk about the cats right yeah we actually have it before there's a mom cat

that dropped off three kitties behind the dumpster the kitty stork stark stark we actually had a funny moment in the Patreon where we were watching the live stream and the cat made an appearance while we were going yeah it was insane did you sprint downstairs he sprained he loses it again

I'm not kidding that's real it ran away from him so good he lost it again, even though we've, even though the stream, there it is. Oh my God, that looks been so crazy. It was insane. It's like almost midnight. It's where like 50 minutes into the episode talking about if the cat's gonna come back and that you just

show, you hear zipper in the background go, oh, oh! At this point the cat had been gone for like 12 hours. Yeah, it just means gone from this room. Yes, gone in the sense of lost in the warehouse. But the warehouse is a huge. The warehouse is massive. A horrible labyrinth. A bunch of people who had looked for her

all day. and we weren't sure if she had managed to make it outside during a brief period where it was possible. I lost Coots in my house for an hour like two weeks ago. So I could not imagine this warehouse. It is impossible.

We made a bet that I said after the podcast I'd find the cat in five minutes and that was for $1,500. But then I changed the bet. I said, take the money away, give me 20 minutes. And instead, if I get the cat, you have to marry me. Legally.

Legally, just illegally get married. Okay. I actually shook on it. I actually shook on $1,500. I've never looked for anything harder. I've never looked for anything. I was covered in dust. I was behind all the shit down there. I had like move things to get behind everything. Didn't find it. That cat is so good at hiding. Can I ask what your strat was? My strat? Yeah. It was just check every nook and cranny. Dude, it was just, I don't have just, I don't have. It's almost midnight. They, him and Zipper 2 have just flown back from Pennsylvania. So like long fucking cross country player, right? You're on East Coast time. You've been there the whole week. Zipper 2 is passed out on the couch. in the office. And Nick, Nick immediately goes up to her. It's like, hey, hey, hey, so I'm going to look, I'm going to look for the cat.

Because if I find it, me and Aiden are going to get married. I think she thought she was dreaming. And then he leaves the room. And then it's only me and her. And she's like, gets up. She looks at me. And she's like, I don't, why you

to marry my boyfriend? And I was like, I don't, I don't think it's my choice. It's not my choice. Sorry, Jake. It was on camera and everything. I'll tell you secret how to get any cat. Okay. You can't search.

You have to enter every room like you are about to, um, like kill someone. Oh. And you enter the room and you bang and you go crazy. You flush him out. And you flush the cat out. I tried kicking stuff and making noise.

I didn't go like I was going to kill someone. I'm up the intensity. I thought that would make them stay somewhere. No, they'll dart out instantly. It'll dart out. Terrified. Uh, yeah, I thought. They'll try that never lose your job.

It would probably work. You sit down in the middle of the room with like a chair and like a desk and you just pull your laptop out. And the cat will just come and fucking sit on your laptop. She doesn't immediately go around the laptop. Or just put a bunch of peanut butter on it and start wagging it. On the laptop, that's, I think that's,

they start wagging it. You know your laptop, though, that gets in the keys. Well, you probably have to use something more fishy than that. And wagging. I just put my shit in sur strumming. I take my day, I'll put locks on it and start wagging. It falls off. So did you get the cat back now?

Yeah. How? Slime saved her. Yeah. What? Slime saved her, dude. How'd you do it? No, I didn't save anything.

My God. He did it. Outside, he did. He did it. He's a good fat. I love him. It's so crazy. Thank you.

I thought something, dude, I was here because I was like, I'll play Blotro for a bit and it was just on my computer. This morning? No, it's that night after the pod. And it was like 12, 45 at night. And Aden's like, I need to call you. I'm like, oh my God.

It's like, I thought my worst fear is that is like, oh, someone is in the. warehouse because he saw the security camera and I'm marked for death. So I'm like, I need to call you and then he goes, you're marked for death. Yeah. There's a hammer. Yeah. I was like crazy to not just call you in that context.

Instead of the I need to call you. It just, he just said I need. He's never said those words. I get it. I get it. I texted you first because I thought you'd be in a street fighter game. So he mess. And then he's like, can you go downstairs?

We see the cat. Can you get the cat? What you want to be to like seal off the second part of the warehouse that's more officey. And I'm like, Like, okay, and I go down there and I see the cat, I make a big noise, scare her. She hates me for life now. Happens. And now I can't. And so now I'm just kind of like lumbering around chasing her. And then she goes in the PSL closet. And I'm like, I'm going to close the PSL closet.

She can stay there for the night. You come get her in the morning. Aiden, because he's so fucking fucked up in the mind, he comes here at like 2 a.m. Fishes her out of the PSL closet. It's an outside cat. that's inside. It's going to be all right. But he fished him out. Fish her out of the PSL closet. Aiden,

adopt the cat. Oh, I'm probably gonna. Now he's gonna, which is great. And the baby? Yeah. And you have two cat. Yeah. Two cats.

There it is. Aiden. And you'll take him to Sweden. Good. Yeah. Wow. So what are you, what are you, you're just gonna,

like were you waiting on anything? I think the what we were actually, the, the kitten, that we're maybe stuck with was the one of the three that was the most pissed.

He's like feral. He'd hiss and spit if you even approached him. He's very, very upset. So what you're supposed to do is like take them in in like a small enclosed space

and spend a lot of time like feeding them when you come in, playing with them, getting them used to people, you're socializing them. And we were in contact with like a like a group

in LA that helps handle stray cats basically. And the idea is you get them through this like development period. And then once they're done, they're ready to be given to somebody to adopt. Right. So they could come back, take him and then try to find another home for him. But that's why we're doing this. It's like they're born out back. And a bunch of people at the company, you're fostering it. We're fostering him. A bunch of people at the company wanted cat time. Because we have a bunch of people here that own and love cats. You know who didn't want the cats? Calbo. Calbo actually said if he had a problem he

say something. I just don't want him on my desk. I hate not in my backyard. I just don't think it's a good idea. And it was the first time on the Primo yesterday that I heard Aden mock Kelby in the voice I usually use. Wow. I think it was the first time he was as revolted as I usually am. Yes, because he couldn't handle Kelby's. I was having strife. You were strifed. And it's not that I thought this cat was dead or something.

I think I just, it was a feeling of personal failure that, like, I am taking care of this cat. Yes, you're responsible with the cat. I let them out. I can't find them. And now, I don't know if you knew this, but if you separate the kitten from his mom, he stops liking you. He's very upset the whole day.

So now I'm like, I've ruined his life. Right. And that's kind of immediate mood change when she came back. Dude, being a pet is crazy. Yeah. Because you're born and you have all your fucking brothers and sisters and your fucking mom with a lot of nipples. Yeah. And you're sucking on them.

Sucking on them. And then you just sleep. And you do that for like six weeks. Yeah. And then every one of your brothers and sisters and mom is gone forever. Yeah. And you're in a new home. Yeah.

Yeah. With two lumbering giants. Yeah. Yeah. And then they just give you food occasionally and you're like, oh, okay. It's kind of like the Odyssey It's low-key like the Odyssey And you are on Calypso's Island

You begin with your family You go off to some lumbering giants But you never get off Calypso's Island Yeah you stay there forever And then a whole host of suitors Tries tries to fuck your dog mom Duck on her big nipples And then the dog mom goes

You have to get it through 12 of my holes Wow Just crass What are you talking about That's awful This is a yard podcast That's awful Sorry, y'all.

Spoil the Odyssey for y'all. Do you think that, you know what I was going to ask? You think that you could pull Kai on the Yard podcast after that performance? Do I think I could pull Kai on the Yard podcast? You got like a week to ask pretty much. I think if he's in L.A., I think he might swing it. If he's in L.A., he would do it, but I also think I would never. Really?

You would never ask him to come on? No, because if I were to ask him to do something, I'd want to do it with him, not with you guys. Come on. Because I only get like a one time. Myself, I get it. But these guys? I blow it's not like I can ask him to do the yard and also to do like a stream.

Let me tell you something bro. I would charm the shit out of that guy. I'm not saying you wouldn't. Good. I'm just saying the value isn't there. Do you think he's waiting to call us up for when he does podcast or university? Do you think we're getting a call? Dude, we would be crazy at that.

We would all have a class. Go steak bugs. Dude, we could all. offer something crazy awesome to that podcast. Yeah, like you just meet and just chat about shit. Like, yeah. People think it's that simple.

But you yourself have talked about the fucking fallen Keyblade graveyard of all the influencer podcasts that have all come along. I show my class. I say, this is the podcast funnel. Let's talk about the podcast funnel, y'all. And then, yeah, so fucking podcast. Rocket money is so fucking beautiful.

It is. It is because you fucking... The Rocket Money cafeteria? Yeah. Easy. The Rockwood Gameteria. And then we take

the CEO of Iheart radio and we cut his throat. Guess how many podcasts he individually owned?

This is from the roofs. This is from the room. We put Dave Porton away to room and 40 machine go.

Yeah. It's not all bubbles and kittens, bro. This shit's real, man. This shit gets real. Yeah.

You got to buy a hell of mic arms, you know? Damn. And hell of it. People have genuinely asked where did we get these.

OC White, that's the brand. Well, also, like, the structure of it. Like, these are custom, like, weird. Zipper fucking made these, bro. Zipper had to sand these down and fucking get them in there. My heart radio is not going to get you someone who's going to make things like this. Wights that you... These are just...

Precipressed 45-pound people. Literally is bench pressing weights. Everybody's in the stand in, like, the gym, and they all have their own sure and mic stand to sit and sit there. Yeah. There's like a thousand people in the audience. And someone goes question. You're like,

Closer. You got to be closer. That's, yeah, and guys, I want you to take note of that. Oh,

God. Yeah, P.U. Man. I'm teaching. I'm teaching. College of P.U. What's next,

bro? I guess it's, uh, take, keep CPP out of your fucking mouth, bro. You chill on CPP.

CPP. Chill on that. That's what we're doing P. P.U. I guess streamer games is my, on my birthday and next.

Shimmer games is my fucking nightmare. Scheduled over his birthday? Why is it? I scheduled right over, bro. I blew through it. Why?

My 30th. He's turning 30. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Years old, right? Yeah, years old. Years old. Not months. It was the fucking day

that USC had. Wow. No, that's okay. I get it. Actually, okay, can I be honest? It was the day that you and me had. There was another day and I could have done.

And I said, no, I want to do the first and second. You can do that. Because I didn't want to, and maybe you'll think highly of me or lowly of me. But it's honest. I didn't want to schedule it

over, SmashCon Supernova. Oh. That's very sweet. I could have gone right through Supernova. Such a big overlap in viewership on those two things. It is mostly the same group people.

No, it's spirituality. It's not the viewership. Yeah, I don't think it would have been like a crazy difference for viewership, but it would have felt worse. That's right. What about all the viewership for next 30th birthday? That's going to be in the toilet. We're doing the live stream. Like the PSL, we're going to stream.

Bro, we booked Gecks. Yeah, we booked Geck. Really? Just Dylan. Are they playing stupid horse? I hope so. The Dylan Brady DJ set. I'm going, to be clear, I'm going to PSL.

Oh yeah? Yeah, it's after Streamer U. Okay. Or, you know, like God. It's all so many stuff in your fucking head. You're one note now, bro. I will say, bro, I am struggling with it, though. Why?

Why, dude? Because you had to be a teacher for one week, and that was so hard that you couldn't work the next day. You were so tired yesterday. You took a day off. I can't fucking I can't fucking get enough French people

Really? Let us be French We'll talk French, we'll talk funny We can hire people to be our sisters I think you guys would be really rude I think No, no, no No, no Okay, let's imagine I'm a French creator

Uh, hello, you are on the team Lockheed Bree Hello, yes, we'll actually affect my sister I'll offer you to you? Okay Now, a bit of Kelsey has his own sister But who is your sister but vine? Perhaps they go away for a minute.

No, stay, stay, see. We watch a Mbapé highlight Rio and we eat many or it a croissant. It is a bit racist of you know. Razzis, yes, yes. What is racist about the man who wants to dance? What a rassist? So that's what. We could bring.

And I think that is, because I, you know, I was talking to Cudy about this last time, my fiancee. Right after prayer. Can I say, I thought she was your family. Can I say the idea of you and Cudy just folded arms being pissed about Aiden letting the cat out years ago, privately is very awesome to me. We go, we were on a walk and I was telling her about the cat. And she goes, she goes, yeah, it makes sense. Aiden let the cat out years ago.

And she never forgets. She never forget. She's like Durs himself. I, I, Aiden, and here's the deal, if I'm being honest with you, I don't remember.

I remember vividly that the cat got out very impermanently, and I think it was because our door was kind of fucked and somebody didn't close it all the way. I trust her implicitly.

I remember the door thing where you would close it and it would just reopen itself if you didn't like do it right? Yes, you had to like really close the door and be fought for about it. Okay, so I did it on an accident? Yeah, oh, well, of course it wasn't malicious.

Did you think? Well, the first time I did it. Yeah, there's a contract. Yeah, but she does not forget shit like that. She does have a fucking evil mind, which makes her think of evil doings that she has to be stressed about. You know what?

This is, I will accept the blame for this because, uh, as I thought you met the first time and I was like, it was so clear. It was the contractor. No, no, that was the contractor. And that was like durs in the back and the fucking mud. This was like a much briefer, um, momentary. More brief, professor.

More brief. So last night you're talking to your beautiful fiancé, you were betrothed. Yes, talking about how I let the cat out. Well, in part, but also the French problem who I'd have for French people. She's like, I don't know, like, have slime wear of my mouthfit.

I was like, okay, this is not going to work. Wait, that's great. This is not going to work. She's really sweet, man. It's not. It could work. It's obviously could work. It's like, all these people flying from France,

who are like, I want Team France. And yeah, fucking slime doing this. Ah, but of course, my brazels. Come to me. And it's a talking mime who talks about fucking his sister. Ah, but de course. And that's what we've talked about. The same thing they ask something, he goes,

Bettafkao. I think they'll be more mad when it comes to, like, the high jump or something, than his accent. He'll be like, I like this guy. He's French. What if I perform? If you're like a crazy ringer?

Yeah. Yeah, then they're pumped. Not going to happen, but. How many French people do you have? Three and I need five. Who do you have etre? Etre. I am not thinking yet.

This is a fools errand. Ah, a bit of guess. Do they have to be French, or can they just speak French? I got to be French. What do they speak French? I got a great option. Who? I would love to hear it.

Sanchobes. I was going to say. Wait, why does he speak French? He's like four languages. But like actually? Yeah. Yeah, real shit. How would you know?

Uh, he told me. You could have a conversation with him. I could ask, I could ask my friend. Give him a ring. Call him? Give him a ring. Let's test the French. Okay.

Let's see if he's out the French. What I could get... Because I said tell people I'm a polyglot. Of course he's French. He's depressed. Um, let's see. Sanchez. Yep. I get my friend Baptiste that I play basketball with. Right. Which definitely is French. He is French. Yes. No, I'm agreeing with you.

Yeah. Not a... Yeah. You know, look. He's a father. He's in his 40s? He's a family man? He's a family man. Could be interesting. He ain't picking up. Oh, he's probably not away. His ass is on a stairmaster for 90 minutes because he hates himself. This hour? No way. Yeah, Gigi Hold on, I'm gonna message him

Oh, he's messaging me Is what, bro Did give me five to ten minutes, I'm at the bank Okay, okay, just have a quick W bank I have a hard radio I have a question Are you, so

You're reaching ages That I have already experienced Yeah, you went through 31 And then presumably 32 after Yeah, and you seem to be on a course That is going to be very different than the last five years I had in my 30s. Okay.

Do you think about that sometimes? Why I was doing this at 31. I'm doing this at 31. Genuinely. I think about it the other way. Never once. Sure. I don't think I've ever thought.

You know what I think of instead? I always go back to fucking, I've told you this. Like, Clooney ain't get started until he was damn 40 years old. What are you talking about? George Clooney didn't get the ball roll until he was 40.

So what you're saying is, slime's still got time. Yes. Well, I think it about me. I don't think about you. What are you talking about? Well, like, I... What do you need to get started?

You don't really have that much. Don't like. Like, I think there's a lot of time in life. Life is quite long. For most people. For most people. I've done this with, I've done this with you, but only for bad. Like, I've done this for like, oh, when I met slime, he was an age that I crossed already.

Yeah, isn't that crazy? I've done that where I'm like, oh, I said, how old were you when I met you? 26. 26? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, that's kind of crazy, right? I met you at 26. I've been 26. I'm no longer 26. I've done this.

I've done this with Atrioc because I used to make fun of him for being old. And then I hit the age that he was when I made fun of him for being old. What does that make you feel? Well, then I looked at how much older he had gotten. And I went, it still applies. Like, it doesn't matter if I hit the age I made fun of him. He's older now. Yeah.

Yeah, it always will be, and so will I. Look at, what did George Clooney do? What is it? ER. ER. I think you did ER and it's like a 30s or something. There's a lot of, look, look, well, I'll tell you this. When you're in your 30s, you shouldn't be doing this because you've already reached things.

But there's this like cope that you do at this age bracket where you start looking at people who maybe got started a little late. And you have this, it's kind of like when you're going bald, you look at all the handsome bald men in movies. Like, well, Bruce Willis, I mean, and it's this kind of cope cycle that you do. So there's a lot of these guys. But you keep saying, I don't need to do this. Like, because I've achieved a certain level of thing. It depends on whatever your value system is, but you don't seem, I've never heard you be like, man, I really got to get started on a novel. Jazz piano.

I think it's started. Well, I have time. Rio Fukui did not pick up his first instrument until he was 21. Came with his first album at 25. You haven't picked up an instrument nor got an album. I know, but I'm saying he didn't need to learn it. when he's a child and he got a good... Look up when Colonel Sanders started KFC.

He picked up piano when he's 21? Yeah, and he drops that album in four years. It's a beautiful... You think you got it like that? It's a beautiful... He did it. Why not? Piano. Low key, I just got a bang on that shit.

Low key, you do have to just bang on it. And if I bang on it good enough, if I bang on it nice enough... But if what are you going to... Now that you're Professor L, what are you going to bang on for the rest of your 30s? What's left to bang besides jazz piano? The culinary teacher.

I got a bang. on a culinary teacher. But nothing like career. I got a bang on this 15 year old student's mom. She's a slut, bro. Okay. Bro. And I hate saying that term.

Is there anything? But is there anything? If you saw her. If you saw. If I saw her, I would say it's nice to meet you. She's done a quickie waiting to pick up her kid. That's, what are you guys talking about?

I was being a bad boy thinking about smoking fucking weed. Dude. Core and extra Apple tonight for yourself. Really? Right. And soundproof headphones, bro. Do you have anything? Bose.

Do you have anything career, like career related? Or is it all personal hobby stuff left? Fucking jazz piano. I want to catch a show. Hey, Otani Home Run Ball. It's okay. By the way, Zipper ignored me. But 62 years old, Colonel Sanders started KFC.

That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. He had an idea and a dream. and seven herbs and spices. I thought last night I could start my own restaurant chain. I think I'd be good at that.

Kevin Hart tried that. He failed. Yes. But I think we, I think people like Tehras. Hmm? I think people like Tehras. Whig burgers.

How about that? That sounds disgusting. Why? It sounds like to get hairy meat. Let's go to Whigs. No, let's go to Luds. Do a Ludd. Lids.

Lod's font. Yeah. Yeah. Through the journeys, fun. Dude, those Carl Jacob journeys, you still got those? You should rock those one day. I think I gave him away. Come on!

I just did spring cleaning yesterday. When's the last time you talked to Carl? Carl, I... Remember when all you could talk about was that jit? And now you don't. Well, I think it's because Carl's an amazing infectious personality, but he's all in Mr. Beast. Oh, my God. He's all in.

He's all in. And you know he doesn't have a slice of the pie, right? You realize he makes a fucking salary still? fucking sad bro you realize he's basically a slave I'll show you my last message Carl's fucking heartbreaking oh my god wait you green text last

it's it the last one is a green text July 20th 2024 the implication of the green text is that he changed his number and I don't have his new number happy belated birthday man green text no reply oh it hurts or he or

or can we say it what dude he blocked you. No, he didn't block you. No, he might have blocked you, bro. He didn't block me on IMS. He did not block me on I message. Was it the mango thing? No, it was not the mango thing.

Although he was fired and I for the goat and thought that I was to blame, which is fair, but it's not the fucking mango thing. He saw one too many Dixerato jellywing post and he's like, I'm done with this guy. Dude.

And hey, after this world tour of brand resuscitation. Guess is gonna come crawling right back. Oh, Carl. Carl. Carl, I bet maybe Carl sees that 800K. He's like, how are you making that squeesh? Jimmy's doing me dirty.

He looked at, I mean, but he looks at Jimmy. Jimmy's not gonna cut with Jimmy. Jimmy says I have to give veneers or he's kicking me out of the squad. He says, he says, I gotta be like my shiny teeth. I gotta get the biggest veneers in the world for a video. Hey gosh. It's me, Carl.

He got married? Who? Oh, Beast? Mr. Immitted Beast. Jay Bees. I now pronounce you Mrs. Beast. That literally is his Instagram. The animal doesn't get married.

He claims his territory. It's the beast. I'm a piss to mark my territory. That's cool. Pinging on your wife? He started his family. He started his family. He got a head start on you.

He got a head start on you. He got a start of me. He's young too. Do you think he'll have a kid and then the kid will make like awesome egg opening videos? I found Mrs. Beast and then three heart and it was the best day of my life wow do you think he means publishing on instagram this is pretty cool you think he he's a boomer at heart man him or millennial at heart i should say the is it his face is so bright is that natural what do you think that is in analyzing that's an island for sure oh i eat no i don't think cabbo san lucas i think

panama 2.8 million like do you think he'd go to an economic haven like that an economic haven like Panama? Yeah, where the banks are Yeah. No, because he already... Grasau. For marriage? He already has like North Carolina Congress on payroll. Oh my God. He is in need. He does run that state. Dude, the mayor of that town will suck his dick.

He will straight up suck his dick. He will probably become a senator for North Carolina. Senator Beath. That's too low stakes for him. Well, I think he needs to start in North Carolina. Do you think he'll run for president when he's allowed? I think so. That's crazy. I think so. He'll hate that, I think.

Being president? I think so. It's hard to win. I don't think he's bad at the public. No one wants to shoot Mr. Beatt right now. That's not true. I don't think people want to kill him. We shot down 100 hootty boats.

American flag emoji, eagle emoji, eagle emoji. Pants back to Chandler. Oh my God. He's the biggest seat in the world commanding a fleet. He's not standing on the tip of an aircraft. just breathing really heavy. I think he's a free ride to any public office in North Carolina. Of course.

He holds it for a few years. And then he makes the presidential run. It's like one of those drone, like VFX drone shots of Mr. Beast and it zooms out of AC130. He's striking American soil. Fuck it. I don't think he'd be a good president. No. I don't think he'd run it like a business.

Like the other guy who said he'd run it like a business. Yeah. And he's a Yeah, I guess that's been. Well, you know, American would win a Lamborghini every couple months or whatever. Yeah. Pretty cool. Honestly, deploying a Lamborghini to every, like,

town of over a million people. I think there's a lot of things he can do. He have ideas. Every town gets a Lamborghini and it's the last one to take their hands off, gets it. And so everyone's in a Mr. Beast. It's the first 350 million person, Mr. Beast. It's like a, it's like the Walking Dead.

He's actually, I feel like one of the few people that could force, like, everyone in a country to go to one place. I do think his first act as president would to be a video to get everyone to jump at the same time to see what happens. Imagine you said like, okay, Mr. B's

presidential competition, if anyone who goes to Arkansas like last to leave gets their entire life paid for and all of their like kids forever, everyone would just go there. Yeah. A lord. He could just get everyone to go to one place if you wanted. Yeah, he could. Right now. Yeah.

You probably do it without being president. Well, with Mr. Bean, comes a certain promise that if you go, Rich is to wait you. Riches away you. Your life is, you don't have to work ever again. Your life will change.

If you win the Mr. Beast challenge. Yeah. And what is America, if not a giant Mr. Beast challenge? He's feeding you a feastable. Favorite Discord hack right now is when you get the, the yo message.

And then all of a sudden they drop four photos. And it's like somebody putting in the crypto wallet address from Mr. Beast and they get money. it's like a four panel comic I've never seen that a computer yeah yeah and it's like yeah yeah mr. beast

is gonna send you about two thousand dollars in tether if you just follow these this doesn't happen to me I get the game dev one hey I made a game can you install it and see that one's usually a DM this one's usually in a server do you guys have like public messages

is that it on Discord or something no they heck your friends yeah yeah your friend it's the DM where it's like hey I'm working on like a game would you down to play test it it's very human feeling it's one of the more human feeling messages, but it's very common. And then you download it and they get your, like, all your, uh, usually, I think they just get your

Discord login, but they say they have your Chrome cookies and like everything, but I think they just have your Discord login. And then they get yours and they message all your friends. And then this keeps going. Josh got hit by this because it, because it was Spark. And he was like, Spark's making a game. I'll try that. Take advantage of his kindness. See, this spark hits me up. I go, yeah, I'll check it out next week. And then I find out it was a lie. And then I'm safe. would have been scary I I like messaging Ludwig

what a I open it in a virtual machine and when they open my discord account I just have an account where like 500 of my friends are all Joe Biden they're like who is this guy they start messaging all of

Do you remember where that bit came from Ken Chen? Ken Chen I can't believe you remember that Of course I do The bit was he like I think he asks like Hey do you want to be in a discord I'm making a discord for some close friends Like are you down to we play games sometimes

and he adds you to a discord of just you. And it was Joe Biden? Yeah. Was this before Joe Biden was a president? No. I think it was. I think it was. 2020?

No, it was like before COVID. I remember him doing this in the office. I'm in it. I'm in it. I think so. You should add him. Hey, Ken. Let me see.

It's me. Hop bid. Phil, I'll find it. At Joe, want to play games later. What president do you want to play games are the most? What kind of games? You get to choose. they couldn't use any computers

because they're all boomers this is probably Carter yeah the older you go the more tough time like the limited selection I would want to play tummy sticks with JFK what's tummy sticks you know what tummy sticks is you play tummy sticks

what's tummy six you get close and you get your tummy and you put your sticks in between the tummies sex or sexual no it's not sexual there's a winner and a losing It's a high skill cap game.

We played tummy sticks. And if we did it, we wouldn't tell him. How do you win? How do you win? Well, you win by never telling anyone that you've played tummy sticks. So if we play, if we play, you cannot let anybody know. Wow. Because it's a, is it.

You're playing that with Carter? No, I'm playing with John F. Kennedy. I've wanted to play with Carter. I would, I would. Jimmy Carter, what age Jimmy Carter? Old ass tummy sticks. Jimmy. Jimmy.

God old. He made it to like 100 years old. Yeah, it was 100 flat, right? I don't know where he sent this. And he was in the wheelchair. He was in the wheelchair at 100 flat. Of raw 100. And I'd tell you what.

It was getting harder to play tummy sticks with him at the end. Yeah. He did not seem enthused. He's not as good. I would blow raspberries on William Taft. Wow. For hours, I'd just be in there. You didn't get it?

I think he messaged on Slack. I don't have access to that anymore. G. So I don't know. I don't think I'm in the... I could check if I'm in the server, but I think he probably removed me to do the joke to someone else.

So you didn't watch my class. No, I didn't. I was out of town. I have an excuse. I don't know. I didn't know how to watch it. But I also think that I think I wouldn't have learned anything

you already told me like specifically to me in council. Also, I remember after the sub-a-thon, it wasn't right after, but I asked you a couple years later, I was like, after the sub-a-thon, what, like, what did you expect to happen or something?

And you were like, I thought my viewership would go way up. And it fucking didn't. And that was like a reality check or something along those lines. And I thought that was important. And I never forgot that. Because sometimes it doesn't, it doesn't mean anything. You get a big fucking flare up. And if people still don't watch you, they don't watch you for whatever reason.

A funny thing about Ludwig is, because I heard him say that at Streamer U as well, where he was just like how it bothered him. Oh, you said this at Streamer U. Yeah, he said this. He was like, that's crazy because I didn't even know that. He was like, he brought this up. And I remember a funny thing about Ludwig is he'll, you'll find out that things bothered him. And then you'll look back and you're like, oh, I was there for that.

And you'll not remember a moment where he was bothered or acting bothered. You tell them that? You tell them to conceal your emotions. Do you teach them that? Conceal. Well, a leader shouldn't show weakness. Who were you leading? I was leading my men.

At that point, I didn't have any women. Yeah. Mostly men. You did have a woman. Huh? And we weren't your men. Actually, I was your man. You were my man.

But I didn't care if you were... I couldn't show weakness to you. You would have left. I wouldn't have left. Yes, because you would have seen there was too much at stake. I would have loved to have you sit down and be like, I'm scared. I couldn't do that because my men would leave.

When I was doing the little last quickbooks for you, I would love for you to be like, I'm not sure about this month. Yes, but I needed to stand there and go, it's a great month. Where am I going to go? I don't care. It's a great mug. I'll stay there. You all should have squatted it.

in that house. Fuck them. Actually, your name was on the mortgage. Yeah. We should have fucking squatted. Yeah. We did leave a big pile of dirt. Oh, my God.

The dirt, man. So funny. You rarely get to do that. You rarely get to leave a pile of dirt in a home when you move out. Yeah. When we talked about this, guys, we didn't leave the pile of dirt. I paid and cleaned up for the dirt

to be removed. Oh, you did? Labor. Yes. Really? Yes. Yes. And all the holes in the wall.

why would you do that? All the holes Well not all them were him In the wall Were fixed Yeah I put one hole in one wall The biggest

To be for the biggest hole in the wall Was it? Yes Which I also had to Patch and fix Yeah Do not say that I hate when you say this

I had to patch and fix You did not hang dry wall You hired someone It's not easy by the way Because the thing is About hanging dry wall It's easy to do But it's not easy to blend

You don't know I think People forget We have the walls Of the closet in there in the house we have all the walls of the closet they're all in the house

yeah there was nothing really left to sign anymore we actually abandoned a lot of traditions we haven't asked about circumcision in a long time but that's okay who was the last guest pretty long we did not ask I shook I think I shook my prejudice

I'm just not as interested anymore yeah I used to have so much hate for those who chose to violate themselves I don't blame the baby for being mutilated you know I do. You are yourself mutilated.

That's why my mom's a slut. Because why was she thinking about my dad when I came out? Honestly, my real mom who was not a slut, but she died. But she did tell me, I just wanted it to look nice. That's why she got me circumcised. That's sweet. She was looking out for me and my penis. Does it look nicer than I would have?

Absolutely. I remember my mom said I wanted to look like elephant. Elephant. Very funny It's a good fall jokes Well guys we're looking out for you as well In your penises or lack thereof Whatever you got is fine

And we're gonna send you over to the Patreon now Where you can see the cat The cat The cat The Patreon takes place actually yesterday So it'll take place The time skip will be crazy Because or L was burnt out

Dude just like the Odyssey I like the Odyssey It's linear It's filmed out of a no False 100% linear movie Zero not no Yeah it's like Memento

Front to back, beginning to end. And we'll see you there.