The Yard - Ep. 263 - The Pyramid Awaits!

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

This week, the boys participate in Ludwig's Pyramid Game! A game that decides the wedding pyramid.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, no way. I knew it. I knew he would come through the zipper store. I knew he would come through zipper store. You are such a snake for that. I knew you would come through zipper's door. You crazy, crazy man. Do you, okay, I want you guys to understand something really quick. It's hilarious. You're here. That's hilarious. You're here. We call it 1028 razor sharp. Here you are 1028 razor sharp. You're in your seat. Kudos. He is going to be so mad when he comes in here. Do you understand how mad he's How defensive he's gonna get instantly? I'm playing it cool. I don't want to have a crazy episode. We need a safe word. Because we're gonna berate him. It's just in our blood.

We need a safe word. Unfortunately. How long do you think he'll stay in there? Do not give me it unfortunately. You can operate him today. What? Why? Because I first off.

I don't know. I don't know. I want to congratulate you too because you are the first point earners for the challenge. that I'm setting up today. Welcome to Ludwig's games. A favor of the pyramid.

I've set up a game show. No, you have not. No way! The pyramid awaits. And in my game show, Nick, you earn points. How? You earned points in my game show. How?

How do it is? Well, I'll show you the first. game because I think someone's not going to be happy. Can you go forward two slides for me? We guys do the show? So you, the first round is the test of Razor. And he wasn't here. I asked you all to be in your chair's 1028 Razor Sharp and two of you succeeded. That's true. And one of you failed. I thought about this. I thought about this. And I was like, I think he made that request within 24 hours. of us doing it. Nope.

You can go back and look. I think it was within 20. I was it. I will warn you if you go back and look Zipper, can you go to the rules? Just so you know, Aidan, you are now playing... Can you go back to the starting side? Sorry.

The pyramid awaits. The pyramid awaits, Aidan. Aiden, you might have remembered that you want a mogul money, which puts you at the top of this pyramid. But I have to reveal to you now, the pyramid involves six. And you have not earned your spot.

At the top of the total pyramid. So you're saying this pyramid is comprised of six units. Six units. And if you know how a six-person pyramid works, that's a three-person base, two in the middle, one on top. But I've been promised a spot above them. You've been promised a spot in the middle above someone. I went up one level?

You went up one level. But if they win this, they get to move up multiple. Yes, yeah, they can still go over there. Please, Nick. Some say the foundation of the pyramid is actually the most desirable because everything is built down from there. So should we want the foundation? I would let you pick your spots in the pyramid.

I can't. We can't. Well, let's go through the rules of the pyramid awaits. First off, I'm king. I decide the points. I will give them for whatever reason I see fit or take them away. Yeah. For whatever reason I see fit.

Do you know why I was late? No, I don't care. Do you work for you? Razor Sharp. Razor Sharp. Let me, can I say the actual message, which is a new one he's never sent? Can y'all record 1028, Razor Sharp, Ask, in chair serious on Monday.

And I was like, interesting. Very thorough. It's like, there's no out. There's no out. And he's defending himself. Well, we'll get to that. Now, just to be clear, guys, none of you are in the pyramid. Unless you were in 10 points today.

What? Dude, if I can lose my spots. Yes. Yes. Does that mean I'm like, I'm like in the crowd like your cousin or something? Yeah, unless the points are low enough, in which case you find out about it through like a snap post maybe. I would assume there's like a snap story for it.

Can I say something really quick? So me and Nick, Aden's in a meeting when we get here. And I was here a little early. Nick walks in with a coffee and I look at him and I look at him. He's like, what? I'm like, doesn't look good for Ludwig. He's not here.

And then we start theory crafting. And I was like, well, Nick was like, I'm stressed out. I'm just going to go sit in there. 1028 is a time that we've never had. I said, well, he could go in through zipper's door and we wouldn't know. And I'm like, okay, well, he's going. I'm going to go in and we'll sit and we'll be good boy. And we thought of you had it all plotted out.

We're like, oh, we're going to start the episode without you guys. Yeah. And you'll come in and it'll be, oh, you're all late to the sharp. And then we got got by Dubbin. Can I, Professor Dubbin, can I also tell you I played with fire? Oh. I played with fire. It was 1020 on the dot when I pulled into the coffee shop.

You're nasty for that. And guess what? You know my normal order. I don't have my normal order. Why? Cold brews are faster. That's smart. And then I got here on time.

That's a smart guy. You have a nasty little guy. You understand. That's toughful. I thought a swampy nasty butt for you. Well, gentlemen. And he was still late. Let me finish out two rules.

Two more rules. Sorry, I interrupted the rules. Say it was. It said ass and seat. Is that not late to being ass and seat? Where was your ass? Do we work for him? That he pays me to do.

So 10 points you get on the pyramid. Highest point total. You decide your spot. You want to be lower. That's fine. And then the final rule is the confessional. confessional. You must all go into the shed and record a confessional twice about your experiences. You can leave at any moment. It's okay. You just have to claim you're using your confessional

moment. You have to do it twice. If you would like to use it now, Aiden, because it seems like you give a lot on your chest, I'll allow it. Actually, weirdly, I think I just all, I got it all out. You made noises I've never heard you make. I got it all out. Well, let's get to round zero and then I'm going to divvy up the points for the last round. Round zero is the test of gift. For this round, you all have to doordash something.

It can be whatever you want from DoorDash. It just has to arrive within the confines of the episode. And you have to give it to me. Best item wins. That's such a great problem. It can be whatever. I don't care. Okay.

I don't care. I'll have Christian get it. Oh, wow. I have Christian go get it, so you don't have to run down and get it. But you must start. Door dash something. While they do that,

hello everyone, welcome to the pyramid awaits. You guys are all excited about the wedding pyramid. And I want, I want, I want these men to be my groomsmen. But it's not up to me anymore.

It's up to them. And I'm hoping they do well today. I will say, okay, Archie, if you can track score, okay, our first score

is going to go to Nick and Slon. who've both been awarded one point for showing up on time. Yes. They're one-tenth of the way there. I love the pyramid. Aiden, you are minus a thousand. That's a lot. Holy moly.

You are minus one thousand for showing up late. Now trust me, you can earn these points back. Okay. You're not out of it. But it doesn't look good. Because you need 10 to win. And I generally give one point per successful round. shopper tip oh what do you mean why'd you look at me and say ugh what would ludwig do i guess

dude i did i tell you only one thing right yeah one thing one thing that's smart a gift that's smart one gift this is so expensive you're gonna it's gonna be crazy there's no limit to how much i'm willing for you to spend on me it can be thousands i'm okay with that all right i need you guys to finish up your shopping yeah i've locked it and ludwig professor al excuse me yeah locked and I know I'm down a thousand. I'm just Ludwig today. I've locked it in. Okay. Professor Ella have locked it. Please, I will subtracting points. I will. He doesn't like being called that. Unless it's a teenager at an AMC theater. That was that was magical. Can I say it? Yeah. It was there was a there's probably a 14 year old kid. We come out of the movie. We've all just

seen the new Spider-Man and he sees are you are you Ludwig? Are you Ludwig? Are you Ludwig? Professor L. Professor L. Okay. I just watched you at Streamer U. I want to correct the record. You were the one yelling Professor L. Yes. Yes. I remember this. The kid came up and you were,

he said I recognize you from Streamer U and you kept yelling. Professor L. You're like jumping up and down. He just said I recognize you from streamer U. I just want to call you that. All shops have been made? Yep.

Phones down. You're going to love. You're going to love what I got you. Fuck. Why isn't it working? It's amazing. It's amazing the world we live in how much access we have.

you know, he just ordered three things. Only a second. Our little square obelisks and now things will come to us. Now things will arrive. It's even crazier in China. Okay, yeah, because the robot gets into the apps and robots. Next round! And then it says, shi-shi.

Zipper? The impression test. This one's very simple. You decide what the impression's going to be. You have to do it. My favorite impression wins. Okay, girl. Now, because you two are in the lead, I'm going to make you guys go first.

Right. Come back mechanic. I'd like to go first. Okay. And this one's going to be, this one's going to be Mickey Mouse. Okay? And he's slow stroking. You know what I'm saying?

Oh. All right. Are you guys? Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Okay. All right. That's so good, dude. That's so good. Wow. I hold judgment. But that's good.

Thank you, professor. All right. So I'm you're next. This one. Hard act to follow. It is. It's a hard act to follow and I'm on the spot. And I'm not great on the spot.

You might not think that. but it's true. Would it be crazy to say he took mine? Yes. That's part of the game. Yes, that, yes, that would be crazy because you had the option to go first. You could have, you know, you had that.

The brave or reward. Okay, this is Tyler won at the grocery store and he forgot his savings card. Okay. Where is it? I don't like card. Give a card. can I choose your card

it's like $7 $5 it's funny it's funny because you could have almost any name and in the same situation

and it probably would have sounded similar I like the idea of him quite close to Kelby or Christian or yeah I didn't even think about Kelby I didn't even think about Kelby yeah I didn't even think about Kelby it's okay it happens Aiden you're going to end us with

Impression round. And you hope he doesn't pick Kelby after hearing it. I don't think he has what it takes. I'll say that loud and proud. I don't know. His Luigi was great. Oh, you can't do that either. This is a BBC newscaster who's welcoming in, who's noting that Professor L has just arrived to London, but all of his bodyguards are the same guy.

Okay. This is creative. Thank you for joining us on the news tonight at 8pm. The lovely, lovely weather in London this evening. It's a warm 38 degrees Celsius. And Professor L, Professor L has just arrived in the city from Heathrow. He appears to be surrounded by about 20 of the same 5, 5, 8, 5, 5, 9 young man, a loose, patchy beard

They've passed pardoned the crowd in front of the double tree hotel that they seem to be staying in this evening and it appears he can not really navigate the shapes or colors in front of the building They're all the same guy?

They're all Nick Engling. They're all Nick Engling. All the bodyguards are Nick Engling. Is it some sort of clone project? It's why they have that. I don't know. I don't know. It was so creative to me that they were just the same guy. Instantly, I had a great mental picture in my head, which was Takashi 6-9 sitting on an airplane runway in a circle of his bodyguards, doing nothing.

And now I'm where Aiden thinks Nick Gingling's my bodyguard. That's his job. Wait, that's one of his jobs. Aiden, I will award you 999 points. You are at negative one. Wow. Welcome back. It's a lot of points, Aidan.

Nick, you get two points. Yes. He's at three? Yeah, he's at three already. That was pretty good. He's at three currently. Fuck. Slime, you'll get zero points for this round.

Zero. Well, it's best, I could. It'll generally go two one zero. He was just at negative a thousand and changed my scores. Yeah, I get it. I just, yeah, I get it. Someone has to get zero. He probably did forget his card and it was like that.

You know what I was thinking? I was like, do you think he goes to the grocery store? Yeah. Oh, that's a good question. I think he does. I feel like McCabe. I think she goes. I think he goes with her. And he's holding the kid.

I think he stays at home with the kids. Yeah, I think he's the stay-at-home dad. Next round! 15 rounds total, gentlemen, we're flying through this. This is now the honesty test. You all need to admit something you have done to me in the past. Maybe you've wronged me and need to come clean. Maybe you took something.

Maybe you lied to me at some point. It's the honesty test. I need you to come clean. If you're going to be in my pyramid, I need honesty in my pyramid. I can activate my confession at any time. You can activate your confession at any time, but it doesn't escape you from doing the... If you skip the round, you don't get the points around.

Can I clarify the confession? Yes. Is the confession just the honesty test, but to your phone? Or is it just... It's a confessional. It's just a... It's a Love Island confessional. So you can get in there, you can say...

You can say anything. You could say the real honesty test and then come out here and say something else. Or you could go in there and say, this show sucks. I don't care. You just have to go in the confessional and say something. If anyone maybe took...

something. I have mine. Nick? A fan sent you a very nice acrylic board of the yard logo which I stole from you because I thought you would value it less than I do.

So I took it. Did I ever see it? And I have it. Yeah. It stayed outside of your stream room for two months. And that's how I evaluated. Well, if it's not even a decoration. It was in the closet outside of my stream room.

No, not a closet. on the staircase. Yeah, that's what that was this is my closet. But this is even worse in the closet because it's like

yeah, there's a room you have to see it there's a room under the staircase and then the closet area but before you go into your stream

you had to see it for two months and I said you know what if he's not gonna hang it up in there I'm gonna take it and it's in my office but you never said like hey it doesn't say like you're using this

I never asked I just took it you just took it mm-hmm I'm sorry thank you for the honesty if you want it back you can have it back

I appreciate the honesty anyone else it's I've only been good to you. Tough to believe, 1029, boy. Real thinky games of favor. Yeah. Look, the pyramid awaits.

And it doesn't wait for someone who lies. Seals. But can't tell the truth after. Your fiancé has come to me to help pick tuxedos, by the way. I know. That's why she was like, you need to ask them to be your grooms informally. And I said, I know, I have the pyramid of wait. Babe, the pyramid of wades.

I was proofreading the wedding invitations. Slym, I have, um, I don't know, I'm curious why you haven't spoken up yet. Because I'm trying to think. Really? I don't think it ever wronged you. Really? I don't think it ever wronged you. Really?

Yes. When someone says they haven't wronged you, you have to wonder if they've wronged you so large they can't tell you. Or so recently that they've forgotten. Oh. So recently? So recently they've forgotten. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

okay, I'm on alert. What could I possibly wrong Ludwig recently? Aidan, you go? What was that? I've never seen you make that face. You know how your company? Yeah. There's a bit of mismanagement.

And you, we, I reported the mismanagement to you. 100%. After discovering this. What if I told you that maybe that guy did nothing wrong? I set it all up. You said, Wait, you're talking about when we lost $3 million. Yeah.

Like, what if that guy didn't do it? What if Nick Allen didn't actually lose a 3-mill, but you had planted it as an idea in my head. So I let it. So I can take over the company. A working father with kids go. Yeah. So you could do a hostile takeover.

I mean, I would respect it. I would, at this point, without things are going, it would be like a succession level move. It takes a little piece of tape off his license. His last name was Alan. what I did I think recently is you ordered something

and it was a paper bag on the counter I think I I ate an entire sandwich that you ordered I think I ate an entire sandwich that you ordered and then but I got away with it because I don't think you ever ended up eating the thing you ordered Yeah because it was gone

No but like you didn't You didn't go like, where's my sandwich? And like stomp around and fart and get mad or something. Yeah. And you know what? This is a bad honesty. Because I think I did it. I think you forgot.

Ooh, I have another one. Should I put it in the confessional? Yes. Can I go to it now? Go to your confessional now while I confront slime. Slyb, I can't believe you failed this. Do the words Gucci necklace mean nothing to you? Oh, fuck.

I can't believe you've done this. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Do you tell the people at home? Ah. Hey man. It's me.

The other day, I was in the PSL room, and I was trying to move a box, and the whole box bottom, just kind of ripped out and everything fell out of it. And it was all your stuff. Basically, so, cutie, cutie comes up to me after Mughal Money and she just says, here, Ludwig took this off. It's his. It's funny if you wear it to an episode one. day and then he's like where did you get that and I picked it up and I said what is this looks cheap and she said

it's Gucci and I got it for him it's like oops it was my Gucci necklace you're supposed to bring it to an episode that was two episodes ago it was two episodes ago I've been missing it's on my nightstand sitting there so I remember and I keep forgoer you forgore in the honesty test

I'll be real it was literally all your stuff but also in there a lot of rat shit like a lot of rat shit. And I got so mad that I had to vacuum all this up now. I just threw all your shit away in the dumpster. But it's not an... I don't...

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm not about to sit and argue with the pyramid builder. Yes. But what I'm... I don't see it. I'm not... I didn't take your chain. I want your chain. Yes.

I just foregore that it's there... Yes. The whole time. How is it dishonesty if I forgore? I got a good one. It's because it's almost like you could steal, and I'm not saying you've done this, but you could steal $1,000 for me,

and then a month later, be like, I don't remember doing that. And then I show you the video, be like, I don't remember. I don't remember. This isn't a theft. I was given this. I was the highest degree.

I was given this by your beautiful fiance. She's a conspirator. Mm. Ah. Trouble in paradise. Aiden, do you have an actual one? I have a real one.

Okay. I, similar to Nick. You get clothes from a certain brand. Who? That nobody else is supposed to wear. Oh, yeah. And you get new shipments of these clothes all the time. Do I?

And the thing is, Rebel makes great stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And athletes only, though. And a guy might be tempted to, when he sees the clothes. Uh-huh. He sees the flippant way that Ludwig treats his clothes in general. Yeah. And the way he forgets them in places, the way he doesn't wear them.

And a guy might steal some of the clothes from those batches that he thinks are particularly cool so he can wear them. What's the last item you saw? There is like this thread sort of jersey looking thing that you got in one of the most recent. There's some bullshit. There's some absolute bullshit. It sounds fucking cool. Yeah. It sounds fucking cool.

No, it's like you wouldn't, I don't even think you would like it. Minus 100 points. What? Aiden, Slime, and Nick for lying to me. Wait, what?

I stole a C-920 from the warehouse in a couple years ago. What? I stole a C-920 from the warehouse a couple years ago's that had been. It was a C-920 webcam. It's on my house. You can have it back.

That was mine. Boy. Dude, I lost this C-920. Never mind. Thank you. I appreciate that. Professor L. We all lost the same amount of points.

You all lose 100 and you all gain 101 points. For honesty, we'll set you free. Oh, I like that. The score is now, Nick, I believe you're at four. Wait, we all got 101 though. We got the same amount. We went up to same amount. We lost 100 and then you got 100.

So you're up one point. Then I have two? Oh, you're at three. Wait, I'm at zero. You're at zero. I'm at three. You're at two. Great, perfect.

Oh, yeah, you are at four. Oh, I'm at four. You are, Nick, you are down to three because you remember your scoring correctly. Fair enough. It's your score. I'll get it back in blood. I don't know if there's, like, people coming into the warehouse,

but I got my shit snatched. You got your shit snatched? Yeah, somebody snatched my chain. Dude, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. Why are you laughing? we're having a joke that you're right on. It's not a joke because I don't have any cool jewelry.

I mean, I... Why is he stretching so nonchalantly? I mean, he definitely didn't snatch your chain, but if you need a new chain, do you need a new chain? I need a new chain and maybe more. Oh, it's so easy, you can go to GLD and you can get a new chain set up right for you. What do you want?

High quality, pieces at a variety of price points. Okay, well, I mean, I have... Don't think about the old one. Stop think, I see you looking at him. Don't think about the old one. He's just time to go to GLD. Yeah. Is it better when you get your chain

snatch to snatch it back or buy a new product? Just buy for you buy a new product. Okay. And what you can do that because GLDD's proprietary production provides high tier, quality and shine. And whatever your style is, which I honestly at this point don't know, GLDD's got it. Let me tell you why I

snatched your chain. Yeah, it was me. Oh God. And I snatched it and because you left it somewhere I didn't take it off your neck because that would have been really hard to do physically. Let me tell you why I did that. Why did you do that? Because three years ago, I had a really cool Ronald McDonald's Super Bowl ring with Grimmis on it and you took it because you thought it was

yours. For a limited time new customers are getting an insane deal. What's the deal? Use code Yard to get 40% off at GLD.com. That's 40% off with code Yard at gLD.com. After you purchased, support our show and tell them we sent you. Lock in and upgrade your style this summer with GLD. I got a special name and you took it. Now you don't even know where my grimace ring is. I'm on the website and honestly a lot of the stuff here looks good. My grimace ring. Hey, I'll get it, bro. You'll get it?

From GLD. All right, next round. You guys are doing very well. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Now it's time for the tests of brains. Do me a favor and pull out your phones. For this test, I need the people on my pyramid to be smart.

I need you to open up your DMs with me directly. I want you to send me a number. The second highest number wins this round. You cannot share the number that you are going to send to me. And it's any number. No max. It can be any number, but the second highest number will win the round. All three of you are expected to send me a number. You can talk amongst yourselves?

That's fine. Can I ask one question? Can we ban negative numbers? Can we? All numbers are legal. All numbers are legal. Wow. Fractions are legal.

Maybe I'll throw a negative number in there, bitch. All numbers are legal. I'm doing negative 400 Will you follow me Will you? Oops Looks like I have conviction

You sent it? The conviction of a man Who deserves to be at the top of that pyramid? You sent your number What number do you think he likes the most? We can play against him And make him lose Aden's number is in

I think I can't tell you I, it's too pivotal to my strategy Too pivotal to your strategy It's too pivotal to your strategy I can't tell you what I think he I think I know what he picked Do you want two men Who can't make a decision

at the top of that pyramid? I do agree with you. They're taking a while, and it's something that I will keep in mind. Nick has sent his number. I sent mine. Slyme has sent his number. One of you sent a negative number. Negative one.

Nick, you are out. That was the lowest number. No one else sent one. This is going to be close. I'm not kidding. You guys are within 1.5 of each other. Aiden, you sent the number two. Slimey what is the number.

0.5. One half. A fraction. One half wins. Point five. I said 0.5. I'm smarter than you. And I'm smarter than you.

Slime is smarter than both of you. Does he get more points because he's closer to his number? So slime will get two points. Yeah. Aiden will get one point. You will get zero. Because he's closer? Wait, we're equally close.

Are we not? Huh? Because of the negative bullshit. Oh. And how dare you? He's an honest rule. Because the negative bullshit. He's an honest ruler.

How the fuck does that fucking feel? Sorry. I need to do a confession. I would have bet my life that he was a zero picker. Yeah, I also thought zero would have come to play. When I made the challenge, I was like, oh, it's going to be like zero one point five. And that's going to be the three. My first pick was 0.5 and I adjusted to two.

I picked negative one because if anyone picked, if anyone picked any negative number, I'd be between that and zero. Someone closed it? Someone close it? Yeah. I thought zero would be the highest. If you did point five, Nick would have won.

Yeah. Yep. Aiden, you're at one point. Are you nervous about not making the pyramid? There's not a lot of rounds left. To be clear, I, have I, I cannot make the pyramid at all? If you don't get 10 points, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what is the point of winning Mogul mother? For a better spot in the pyramid, but you have to get into the pyramid. I don't have my car. It's like you have Disney's Fast Pass. I don't even. You're not supposed to hear this.

I don't have a ticket to Disney. Is this good? I don't want my car. I didn't realize how distracting the confessional would be. Do you hear me in there? No. I was quiet at all. But the shed's a fun place to do it.

No, it's produce. I wish we had a mic. He's doing that. It's on his phone. Oh, right. Yeah, Archie will put it in. The stickers on it. You just have to all send your confessional to Archie.

Do you know the code? Okay, should we wait or should we move on? Yes, we can now go to our next round, round five. Gentlemen, welcome to the test of strength. Christian! Oh, God. Christian! None of us can best him.

Big man stepping. Oh. I thought we were going to have to fight Christian. Yeah, that's what kind of one. I have no fucking chance, man. All right. Christian, could you put it right? Just right here. All right. Thank you, Christian. I appreciate it. Thank you, bro. Thank you, good.

You look great, Christian. He looked great. I will never look like that in a t-shirt. It won't happen. This is the test of strength. This is the 45-pound tungsten cube. Your job is to pick it up as nonchalantly as possible. This is all physicality. How easy you make it look is how many points you will receive. Wow. Aiden, you'll be up first for this.

This is a visual test. Have you tried to pick this up? I have. It's really hard, guys. It's 45 pounds. But there's nothing to grip. Why is he stalking his prey? See, if I saw this guy, I wouldn't think he's being nonchalant. I think he's being somewhat shalant. There's a conspicuousness to this.

Yeah. Well, so far it looks like you're trying to fuck me. His laser's so long. You look like DLC for something. Hey, man. What's going on? What's going on, bro? What's up?

What are you laughing about? Check what out? You want to check out his shoes? Oh yeah You can go take a look? How did he get like that? Wow That was awesome

That was awesome you can place the cube down You can place the cube down for me You know he did That was the art of misdirection That was good, yeah Because I was looking at your vans and then all of a sudden the cube was gone For why am I interested in my shirt shoe. He made me that. It's like I don't even

remember how. Who's up next? I'll go, I'll go. Audio listeners, it's the 45 pound toxin cube. We're asking them to pick it up as nonchalongly as possible. Oh. Oh, you need the cube?

Yeah, I'm on. Wait, I'm on. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. You did not look. You picked it up so smooth. The pickup was smooth, but the yon made it less non-shawa. Can you imagine Duke Dennis going, yeah? I was tired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also, to be fair, in another test of honesty, don't look at me try to carry it past you guys, because it kind of slips. Yeah, I did see that. And it looks really bad. Oh, hey, Nick. Oh, yeah, we're just podcasting.

So, yeah, I was there the other day. Wow So quick Wow He took I had it on a milk crate He took the whole milk crate out Much easier to do

Of the room It's not easier That probably fell on his body That probably hurt him Oh Now he walked in And he's looking Nick hasn't developed

This really funny Look on his face Where it's like a sitcom Like what are you looking at And it's very It's very refined Great round Wow, that's actually really tough to judge.

That's actually really tough to judge. Two points eight in one point and nix zero points on. That's final. That's final. That's final. You were a yawn away from a point. Fuck. I shouldn't have yawned.

Score update? I want to contest it so bad. I'm in the running. But I know it'll only hurt me. You can contest. He was laughing during it. Huh? That's not normal.

What is wrong with a man who loves to laugh? It was nonchalant charm. It was nonchalant charm. What you view as a laugh is actually nonchalant charm maxing. I must have mistook it for nonchalant charm maxing. Oops. My nonchalant charm max. Round six.

Welcome to the test of one piece. I got to do my confessional. I'll be back when the round's over maybe. The test of one piece. You know how important it is to me. Fuck. So it's important that for my pyramid, you guys truly, you guys, you got. I got it.

I got you. It's the test of One Piece. The way this test works is with the knowledge you have and no Googling outside, I want you to name the coolest one piece character. Did I put best? Is it where can you go next slide? Yes. Sorry. Name the best one piece character.

And give your reasoning. Of course. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. This was very important to me. I've brought up a lot. The coolest, the coolest Mumpy's character.

Luffy's character. Fing! Fug it! He can do it like me. I'm sorry. He can't. But the volume's great. I like to imagine his video is floating somewhere up here.

Yeah. You know? Like it triggers in the middle in the room. Synchronized. Best one piece character May I ask a clarifying question Pyramidmaster? Is it based on your judgment or how we feel about them?

It is based off my subjective judgment but if you make a great argument I'll be totally swayed. Sure. I have a best character that is about to come up if you say it you get literally 10 points instantly. Fuck, dude. I'll go first. Nick.

I'd like to pick Nami because of her awesome rack. Because of her breasts. that we enjoy, that all of us enjoy. And that's... And that's not just anime fans. That's everyone. That's everyone.

Yeah. She's in everything food because she has a big, beautiful brass. Be it a beautiful brass. She's awesome for everyone to respectfully enjoy it. And they've gotten bigger? Bigger. What's time? And she had the shower scene in Juana where she's all fucking naked and there's steam over her breasts.

Dude, what episode? Some people have edited the steam out. What? What? What? Like, what episode is that? Like, what episode is that? Why am I jerking it?

Like, what the hell is I? My penis for. Nick, with the steam gone. I, I, okay, that is understood. I've locked in Nick's answer. Well, like, is there none other answer than monkey D. Luffy? Why? An adventurer, someone who's cursed, but cursed in a way, almost doomed to make friends for the rest of his life.

Oh, oh, wow. Cursed to a life of adventure. Cursed to a life of trouble. Can I ask why he's cursed? Valiance? Well, because he ate the fruit, the gum gum, fruit. And why is he cursed to make friends? Just because he's on this adventure?

I say that because maybe Monkey DeLuffy eating the gum, gum, gum fruit, it was a curse to him. But through the adventures on the open sea, maybe he realized it was a blessing all along. Monkey DeLuffy is the best character because he goes, Gumma Gum,

power. Because we got power. Wow. Great answers time. Aiden. You're a little emotional there. My favorite character? Nope. The best character.

The best character. You looked at the screen and it says the best one piece character. I was busy doing a special. It's there, but yeah. He has the multitasking skills of a baby of an actual fucking baby

maybe the best one piece character I mean I I king knew it I fucking knew it

I fucking knew you're going to spoil on my fucking show I knew you're gonna do the shit I put this in I thought he won't do it but you get there you go and you come and do it

I can't even watch it now really guess we can't watch all of one piece I would say given that that happens I would say red-haired shanks.

Yeah. Because he sort of has this noble spirit that somebody that Luffy looks up to he's kind of the embodiment of the positives of what a pirate can be. And also, one of my favorite friends and players that I learned the melee from

used his name as his tag. Who gives a fuck? This is about one piece. I have my points. is everybody can you show next slide the correct answer was kuma none of you guys said correctly it's fine can you explain who he is and what he does well he loves god it would take the rest of the show that's awesome oh lovely i don't know if you know this his name's kuma right

yeah which is actually that actually means bear in japanese so you see the paws i think those are probably bear paws design oh oh i know i know you do that yes kumachi you all come come me come me come me that means demon yeah okay Aiden, you had the best answer. You get two points. However, you spoiled, so you get minus five. You had to pay the price.

But you do like Shanks, though. Shanks was the correct answer, and you get two for that. It's a great character. Rufie is second place. That gets one point. Nami, and the reasoning was a horrible answer. Last place, zero points. Everyone in the show has a big rack.

Everyone. Aidan, bad news for you. That was a pretty bad round for score updates at home. You are now at zero points. Slime, you are in the lead with five. And Nick, you are in second with four. I just bet on Mario on the box. You need 10 points to move on.

Oh, my gift's here. Your gift's here. I'll tell Christian. I'll tell him. You go tell him? You don't have to go get it. He's so excited. Oh, mine is two.

Are you going to make him get it for you? He will tamper with it. He won't. Christian will just naturally, because he has the predator eyes. He will just grab those. Yeah. Say yeah. It'll have to grab both.

He'll have no control over it. Did Christian furrow his brow at you and you felt a little immaculate? The what's here? slightly. Yeah, I'll get it. Christian. Christian also,

it's not his fault, but I was like, did I get a package here in June? He's like, no. And I'm like, and I asked the person who sent it, I was like,

yeah, he sent me the UPS thing and it said, received by Christian on June. And I sent that to Christian. And he's like, oh, let me check the security camera. and then a week after that he's like, I found it.

I'm like, thank you, bro. Dude, this warehouse is like a hole for packages. Yeah, I could just disappear here. And maybe sometimes are filled with... Taken. I think what's magical is that you can never find the one you need, but there's so many. You just mean you want a jersey and it's taken.

Well? Maybe you want a jersey and it's taken. Well, yeah. Or maybe you want some like beef jerky snack. And it's gone. And it's taken. That was a wonderful snack. Do you know how much that beef jerky snack cost?

How much? Like $50 a bag? It was $20. I want to say it was 25. It was like a 3 ounce bag. It was more, bro. No, no, no. It was the pack.

Maybe it might not be. I don't know. I think it's 50 for a 3-pack, but the packs are literally like, like, of bite size. All right. All right. Next round. Round 7. Welcome to trivia time.

Oh, shit. Here is your trivia question. Who is the fattest man to have ever lived? Or how much did he weigh? Or how much did he weigh? Or. How will accept? either answer.

Fatest man do I've ever lived or how much did he weigh? It's his trivia time because if you're going to be on my pyramid, I need people of intellect. This is a test. Some sort of test. I think he's testing us to not say something funny. Yeah, well, I think he's testing us to not have the same answer. Yeah. We could defy him and say

the one person we know is the right answer. What would he do then? I don't know what he does. I mean, I need you to text me your answers. Just text me. I'm asking you a trivia question of who the fattest man is to have ever lived. Fattest man to have ever. You can also, you can do and or. And or if you'd like to also. So name, we can say the name.

You can say the name and then also if you want to include like how much you think the peak weight is, that's also fine. But we don't have to include the weight. No, no, no, no. You could just say the name. I don't know if I could quantify it. Okay. I think I got it.

I think. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I have it spot on. You answered Big A. Dude, I just think about that. I'm not creative in these games. Nick, you also

answered Atriot. Really? I can't believe he didn't catch out. I would think about that. Side foot. Badland Chugs 621 pounds. Honestly, it's close.

Yeah. It's close between those. I'm not bad land chugs. The correct answer is John Brower Minok, who weighed 1,400. I was going to say 1,300. I was going to say 13. Is that Aetriog? Atrioc is the second closest.

He's the fattest living man. Yeah. He's the fattest living man. He is. He is currently. He is currently. He's currently. He's currently.

He's currently. If he can be Brower, it's huge. One point for Nick, one point for Aiden, zero points for slime. That's fine. Why did I say Badland Church? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

It's too much soda for a man. It's just so funny. You're like the fastest in the way of religion. I probably battle that junk. Like you're mad at people like TLC. I don't know. If you ever seen that there's that famous NBA play where like Luca dives on the floor. He tosses the ball to Kyrie.

Kyrie tosses it behind his back and the guy flies in for the dunk. That was you. And you just didn't jump in. Yeah. Let's sit up. I was outside three point line. Guys, I've been. I've been struggling to order for the table when I go out and eat.

You're kidding me. I know. It's an uncharacteristic. I thought you were a high-e-lo order. It's an extremely high-e-lo food order. You're normally so good at it. I don't know what's going on. I think I just need to stop.

I don't know. I need to stop going out to restaurants for all my meals, but I don't know how else to eat. Dude, I have the same issue. You was the same issue? Sometimes highly high-e-lo-orders get the yips. You guys got the yips? What I do to bounce back is I like to try a lot of food that's really good and easy to eat at home. Where do you get it if you don't go on a eat?

It's called Hungry Root. I'm hungry. Every high Elo player does this. Every single one? Yes. High quality nutritious foods over a thousand grocery items. Salad kits, smoothie snacks.

It's like Uncle Punch, but for your food. Sweets and smoothies. This is funny because you guys having the yips and using hungry root to take a break and bolster your skills of ordering leaves the vacuum of power open for me. I'd like to order for the table.

Well, we're going to come back stronger because we're going to be ready. I'd like to order for the table. One huge cheeseburger. No, no, no, no. See, this is why. Everyone, get all the meat together and make one huge cheeseburger. This is why you need to get hungry root because if we need to eat ready in 15 minutes or less, and we need you back in the fucking order. And pepperoni's on top. When you order, this is, you always order this. And maybe if you tried hungry root, you know, you know about, I don't always order it. I would argue, you'd know about like thousands of different options. Let me throw, let me throw you some things that you could learn to slime, pork bomb me, scallops, Sivisia.

Oh, Seared wogu-fellé meat. Oh, my worm. That sounds so good. None of these things are big hamburger. Waiter, I would like a big glass of melted gummy worm. Ew.

Oh my God. Hungry root doesn't have that. That has added. Nobody should be eating that. Hunger root screens out over 200 additives. Yeah. And if you want Hungar Root slime, which I don't,

I'm not really sure you do, but we definitely do. For a limited time, get 40% off your first box. Plus get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungary root.com slash the yard and use code the yard. That's hunger root.

dot com slash the yard code of the yard to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life gummy worms i think are excluded do you think they'd let me order it too yeah and i think also maybe barbecue sauce but i want it dripped off of the waiter's body this is this is high eloor ordering hungry root won't do that i know and i'm ordering for the table while these guys are doing hungry root or whatever that is episode waiter use your butt All right. You are tied in first five points a piece and you have one point, round eight.

We're halfway through guys. We are halfway through. Be honest with me. Yes. Can I still win? Always. The pyramid awaits. Next.

Test of gamer. Ah, but of girls. All right. For this one, very simply, we're going to do a bout of rock paper scissors. Can you go next slide to make sure? Yes. Rock paper, scissors.

Three-way? We're gonna do a three-way. Oh. And then in a final best of three. Are we going on shoot or on scissors? We're going to go on shoot. Okay. Oh, excuse me.

We're gonna do a row shambo. We're going to shoot. Three-way rock paper scissors. For you to be my pyramid, you need to prove you're a great gamer. That's ultimately what bonds us. Do you still have it in you? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot, I will call it. Okay?

I'm gonna do it in my eyes closed. So there either will be one winner out of this, or one loser. Right. Okay. And either way, we're moving to the next. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Hold.

Slime, you win! It's a 2-0 defeat. Rock. Paper for slime, two rock idiots. Do you have to want to be one? No. I don't give a fuck. You lost.

Not for one point? You're losers. Oh, we're loose. Two points for slime zero zero. What? Yeah. It was elementary, really, to go rock. Two points for slime zero.

Right. Simple ideas. you know what actually yeah played out I would like to see it best of one playing out third in ASL rock paper, scissors, shoot because again

Nick here's the deal he's a fucking he's a primate I don't know scissors I don't know hey did you get one point

only rock Nick you lose a point oh why because we weren't going to run the game I didn't ask you it was an oral loss I just act as we were

you look yeah fun Fine. It was an oral loss. Next round. I'll accept this. He rocks again. Round nine.

The test of memory. Oh, boy. I will let whoever raises their hand first answer this question. Does it ever show the question? Fine. All the ghosts in Pac-Man.

Oh, my God. It's inky, blinky, um, Clyde, and, uh, is, Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and...

Uh... We got a five-minute segment on this. At Mogul Money. If you did the same thing. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you could only... You did the same exact thing.

Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, that's wrong. Ah, fuck. Minus one for Slon. Fuck.

It's the test of memory. Oh, my God. This was a huge deal on the Mowgal Mugel Mug. It was literally the most viewed segment of it. I asked you to name all four ghosts. You named four. You named one was a Mrs. Pac-Man ghost. Yeah, which was a problem.

And which didn't count. Okay, this is it. Because women aren't, voices aren't important. Which is what you were saying then too. And then I told you the correct answer. And you went, really? It just hasn't stuck. I don't even know.

It hasn't stuck. Okay. If we try, we will maybe lose a point or gain a point. If we don't try, do we gain nothing? Oh, if you don't. Don't try you gain nothing. It's all subjective in the game. I see.

See, I might even get a point because I was brave enough to raise my hand. Who knows? He won't. I'm going to try. Yes. Inky, blinky, pinkie, Clyde.

Nick? That is correct. You get a point, Nick. One point for Nick. There's a pink one. It's in Inky, blinky, pinky, Clyde. And in Ms. Pac-Man, it was Sue, right? In Ms. Pac-Man was Sue.

Correct. The orange one. one was Sue, they also added another woman, which is, well, we'd like to talk about the one with the man in it, I guess. Hain and minus five for not trying. Bitch. Fuck is up, bitch. Dude, I don't know.

Puss what? See you in the pyramid, motherfucker. See you, I'll see you from the stands, dude. See you not. Minus five. I'll see you from the stands. With stands. Next round.

Round 10. Welcome. Dipper, to the test of Otani. For this round? you just have to tell me the best Otani fact. It can be any fact about Otani at all, but the best fact wins. What's your best Otani fact?

First player to ever have a 50-50 season. 50 runs, 50 bases stolen? It's true. It was an incredible season. It's a decent fact. I don't even like baseball and that got me. That sucked me in that season. He is the first to achieve 50 runs

and 50 bases stolen in a single season. Nobody's ever done that. Oh, I actually know one. When he was a kid, he lived in like a village why he smiled he lived in like a village and local like people would come by

and they'd throw oranges at his dad and he got really good at like batting the oranges away and like he and one time he hit one so far it's someone in a different village and everyone was like have you heard of this Otani kid he's got the craziest arm in the whole village

and that's how he started playing baseball it hit a kid in another village in a different village yeah and it was still an orange and that's how he started playing baseball he's from the town is Oita Yeah, it was from Oita. The Oitza slugger.

That's what they call him. Okay, great. That's so beautiful. Yeah, it's a beautiful fact. I'm honestly like a little bit. Like, just kind of well. And then he became a L.A. Dodger. Now he's an L.A. Dodger.

He's the first guy from his village, actually. To be an L.A. Dodger. That's true. Probably not the last. Yeah. That's so beautiful. Wow. My Shaya Otani Fact is,

despite him allegedly being close to being thrown into a debtor's prison for an array of debts gambling and otherwise. He owns a home in La Cagnada here in L.A. I'm sorry. What are the gambling? It felt like the fact was the owning the home. I don't understand. Well, I was giving context. How cool is it that you can have a home, but also kind of walk on the edge of life? A public home when you're on the run. Yeah. You know, everyone knows where you live. So it's going to be two points for Eden. One point for Nick. Really? really because I never knew about the oasis

oh you know that's what I you probably knew about the house and lucky yon already can I say that was a good fact you actually hearing the crowd when he was oh oh yes oh yeah oh as they say it minus one for slime

minus one because he is never gambled that's a lie that is the best a lot fact a lie in the section has never once gambled famously

a lie has no place in this section not even a little bakura maybe a couple chips he wouldn't know what to do really they would give him the cards and he'd be like, when do they flip? He just smile at the dealer.

That Otani smile. Next round. Round 11. Only a few rounds left. What's the score update? I'm curious. It is six points for Nick, five for slime,

and negative one for Aiden. And there's only four rounds left. You took away five points for the Pac-Man question. Yeah, you didn't try. It's pathetic. It's pathetic to not try. Round 11, you can earn a lot back here.

I think honestly, I think it's zero. round. Uh-oh, John Pork is calling. Everyone take out your phones. Hello? Hello? Guys, John Pork is calling.

What could it be? Oh, no. Next slide. It's gifted. Wait, make one captions for a gif? Yes. Right now, you must all make one caption for a gif. And you will send the-

We don't know the gif. You will see, yeah, you just make the caption for the gif, and you will send it to me. And then I will send the captions back out. to you guys. Okay. So what this is, this comes from a hit Netflix game,

Gifted. I can't believe you like it this much. We love gifted. It's pretty fun. And so they're all going to come up with a caption for a gift. Send me the caption. Then I'm going to send back out the captions to them.

And then they have to find a gift to match it. And then at the very end, we'll marry them together. All right. I sent you one. So I think I understood the... I sent mine too. You have sent me them?

Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm going to send them back now out randomly. Here's the deal. All right. You guys will have until the end of the show to find the GIF. So if you find a moment.

All right. Oh, we all pick a GIF now. Yes. You're going to all pick a GIF and then send it to Zipper. Send the GIF. But it doesn't have to be right now. Sure. I'm saying this you have until the end of the show.

And you're sending... So I'm going to send you the caption. I see. So that you can noodle. on it, but you don't have to like have the pressure of doing it all instantly. Hmm. Okay. But we'll go right now for the next round.

Right now is round 12. Round 12 is the friendship test. So sweet. The pyramid awaits for my friends. And so I need you guys to answer a question. A question to really test our friendship. You can go to the next slide. Who's my favorite superhero?

It says in really small text It says Static shock It's time Static shock It's Spider-Man So I'm a slide guys In really really tiny text

It says excluding Spider-Man Which I'm saying it's a test So it is Spider-Man Did you see the text? No I thought you were defy Oh it's so much less funny I thought you were defying the text

Because he even said it it out loud that there's text. I thought that was the page number. Nope. Nope. Nope. That's not that. So just to be clear, it is Spider-Man. It's static shock. That is correct. Yes. That's a great poll. I just followed Zude. Then I appreciate the honesty. Two points, one point. One more point for honesty. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Honesty is great. I was first. Yeah, yeah. That's why you got two points and you got one point. One point for honesty. And probably one point for like getting it right.

Aides, minus 30. Zipper, I'm sending you my GIF. Minus 30 aided. Wait, I sent it to you or zipper? Sent it to zipper with the caption. With the caption, no, no, the caption you were given. Oh, did you give it back to me? Yes.

Oh, sorry, you did. Do you? Oh, my God. Are you sticking to your GIF? Yeah. That's crazy. That's awesome. A match made in heavens.

I'm sticking to my, but I want you to know. Aiden, Aiden, Aiden. Send Zipper. the gift. You sent it to me. I'm sorry, don't look. The way his mind works is unbelievable. Eighth, minus ten. Okay. I want you to know, cross my heart, I did not look at the caption.

Okay. All right, that, it's compelling. I'm excited to see it. They're all excited about their gifts. Can you like confessional? Yeah. Please. Can I use my confessional to listen to Nick? Yeah. You just said.

No, that'll allow it. Thank you. Can you pass me, Nick's, uh, Culber? Yeah. What? Nothing, nothing. You're doing a confession, right? Yeah, yeah, do, you, do, you. Plus 30 points for Eden.

And I'll give you, I'll give you 20 points if you finish the whole thing. Oh my God. What are you doing? You're looking over your pants. Dude, he was buttoning and dipping up his pants. What are you doing? Yeah. 20 bucks when he finishes it.

20 points. 20 points and guess what? Aiden, you do not get the 20 points. I'll give you five though because it went out your nose. And that was funny. I laughed and then cold brew came out my nose. Super, can I get a point update going into this next round? A lot of points have changed.

Nick, you're at 8, so I'm at 6, 8 and you're at negative 6. You really got back in with that. How does they keep going down? We're at negative 40, bro. Trust me, this is good for you. I'm covered a gold brood. All right. So everyone said their gifts in?

Yeah. Do you want to go straight to the gifts? Gifts? Gifts or gifts? The Gifts? The GIFS. Okay, not the GIFS that we ordered you. GIFs.

Zipper, can you pull them up? Would you like to introduce it? Would you like me to read your captions and then just look at it? I think the way it should go is you read the caption. And then we see the gift. And then you see the gift. Okay. Well, I will start with Aiden's.

Zipper, can you get Aiden's gift ready? and your caption was Badland Chugg's funeral halftime show and the GIF was play again yeah it was static shock spinning around you looked up static shock

I'm laughing because you sent it to me so when I went to read it I just saw the gift I just saw did you just look up the last thing you heard? Can I tattle? Yeah

MP4 wasn't a gift the dot MP4 Wait it's a gift No it is a gif it shows it for me I think it just opened it up in VLC. Yeah, I think because it was VLC,

it opened weird. I think you need to open on the website, zipper, and ideally. You can drag it onto any web browser and it'll loop itself. All right, next slide. Your caption was, let a neighbor try me.

t, dot, dot, try me, dot, dot, dot. I'm gonna get his whole motherfucking family. And the GIF? Penis restaurant. What, you, sir? I searched big penis And it's a guy with like a baguette, I assume Yeah, it's a piece of food in a kitchen

But he lifts his apron and it looks like a huge Yeah, it just looks massive Scored by the Dejloaf song, Try Me I'll say this, I also selected my gift Before I received my caption And I just had to go with it Nick, you also did that Yes

You picked your gift before seeing the caption Your caption is when you Mickey Mouse But slow stroking Your gift? and it's the stormtrooper What is it? You picked that before? That's great.

Literally he said, if I said, Humping Stormtrooper. When you Mickey Mouse and you slow stroking? But to be fair, that's not slow. No, it's not slow. Do you watch the demonstration? Yeah. Maybe you got hated fast.

Um. Archie, when you put these on screen you put the GIF with a caption and just let it play for itself. I think think about this. I'm thinking hard. Excluding Spider-Man.

You're at zero-a-dain. It's like not even a question. You just looked up static shock in Giffy, bro. You're in lie. You get zero points. I did not. What did you search then?

I looked up YouTuber halftime show and that just came up. I looked up black heroes and that's where I settled. I will give one point to each of you. Okay. Oh, take that.

A 40 degree day. To all three of us. No, no, no, to each of them. Oh, sick. It still gets zero points for that. Next round. Reverse trivia idea round. Because I don't know the answer.

Who is status shock's nemesis? Various. It varied? Various. Did they have a big one? Probably. Because like what's the opposite of shock? Water?

No. I think there was a good guy. His homie was like a nerd who was like Loki Ironman. Would it be like that? Couldn't do shit but like Loki invented like a fucking hovercraft and he was in high school. Dynamic thunder. Dynamic thunder. Dynamic thunder.

I don't know. It's been 20 years since I've seen it. Oh yeah. It is. Eben. Eben. Evan. Evan.

Evans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Round 13.

Test of Game Sense I'm going to show you a clip It's a CS2 clip of mine You need to Guess what's going to happen After the clip stops Okay

So you'll all have the opportunity to watch It's more of a video exercise Apologies to audio listeners We'll go to the Here's the clip Your face bro What is your face? Aiden's in the game

Yeah Oh he's on site So it's behind box. Okay. Recap. We rushed A. I had a Dagle. That's two.

It was a 4v3. Aiden said might flank. I turn around. I look at flank. Then Aiden dies to somebody on site. It is now a 3V3. Guys, what happens next?

What happens next? Aiden, I make you go first because you were actually in this. This is in the game. This is from a year ago. I don't know if you remember. Probably not. It was a year old.

I don't remember. So what do you think happens? What do I think happens? What do I do? A guy like me. I think you, I think, I think you get impatient

holding long doors and they start to hit sight from like cat or CT and then you give up your position on long and then get shot in the back by a guy coming along. Such a good guess. Guess locked.

That's such a good guess. Next guess. My guess is that you catch the guy, flank one deeg boom blood on the wall like a melon got exploded by a hammer turn around uh oh teammates are dead it's a long fight

two v one three bullets left but you don't even need him terrorists win okay okay so I get I get a 3K with a deagle okay wow I think that someone pushes the smoke on cross and kills

your teammate and you get blamed. Okay, you think it's a verbal altercation that I have with Aden that's about to happen. Yes. Oh, it's smart. That's a really smart. Okay, decent guess. Uh, play the next clip. Running up long. I got the deagle. I do give up the smoke. I do a bad smoke for cross. Oh! Guy flank, I blow his head off like a melon. Eagle demon? Oh, yep. It's not over. That looks fucking good. No, nothing could have prepared me. What did I say? I said it's 3K!

The correct answer was I turn around, I kill the guy flank after giving up position, bop his head like a melon, then I go on site, I kill the guy, cat, and then I jump off of sight and I turn around and I flick my teammate killing, getting him a 3K slime, you get two points. That's a point. That's just good baseball. It's funny because I miss, uh, misremembered how many were alive on the screen. Yeah.

So I thought it would be a 1v3 and it was a 1v2. Technically there were three. They died, but from a teammate unseen. Yeah, but then as played, the hand ended up

being a 1B3 because you jumped off of the site and midair one diged your teammate. In hindsight, in hindsight, a clip from that long ago

would have been a highlight. Yeah. I should have realized that. Yeah, I don't have an altercation save from a year ago. Score update, guys, we only have a couple rounds left. So far.

Oh my God. Wow. Wow. It's almost the same. It's fucking trayway. And slime are both at nine points, meaning there are one point away from making the pyramid. Aden's at negative six.

Aidan, I hope you got a great gift. I really do. It's the best. From Target. I have to say, my gift, I couldn't imagine you publicly disliking it. Okay. Wow. Oh.

A trathom. I know what his gift is. So one of the kind of big arguments we had early on in the podcast is when I used Ludwig's company's money to buy a huge Sibian for the yard. And I brought it onto the set. And it cost like $2,000. And at the time, I didn't really think about it. But Ludwig was reasonably like, hey, don't do that.

And these are the kind of monetary mistakes and decisions that were made early on in our podcast. Running a business is tough. Any business could make that mistake. Any business could accidentally buy a Sibian, too many staples. All these things are, you know, it's overhead. It happens, you know. That's why I use Shopify. And that's why we now use Shopify.

Shopify check out how it's more customers finish their purchase. When they come back, their details already saved, one tap and they're done for Sibbians, right, to your house. So then when Slam is kind of forgetting, like, what should I buy for my business? And he doesn't have to falsely remember Sibian. He can just click what he ordered last time. Which is still Sibians in there. Well, it powers millions of businesses from household names like Mattel and Jimshark to small businesses like Sibians are dot com. So forgive me, maybe I'm not remembering the argument.

correctly, but it seems like the thread here is actually, it's not that he bought the Sibian, it's that he didn't buy it using a Shopify checkout service? I don't know it either, but because, ching, start your free trial at shopfi.com slash the yards. You can use it. If you're at home and you want to sell, sell something, you want to set up a store, it's really easy. Use Shopify to sell your stuff. SFX, cha-ching, Shopify new sales sound.

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Cha Ching. Shopify new sales sound. It's really easy. Round 14. Let's take a look. The physical test. For this round, all you have to do is physically touch me in the most satisfying way possible. Because if you're going to be a part of my pyramid, you need to be

please me. Basically, in the most satisfying way to us. Yes. It can be a handshake, it can be a hug. What are you doing over there? I'm getting my gift ready. It can be a handshake. It can be a hug. Right. But whatever it is, guys, I'm ready for you. Who would like to go first? I'm going to make one of you two go first. I'm going to make one of you two go first. Very nonchalant. Wow. You look. Satisfied. For the audio listeners, I kissed his neck. No, you didn't just kiss his neck. You made him sit on a milk crate, and then you got on top of him reverse hot dog style, like on the toilet, like butter's drinking his chocolate milk.

And then you hugged him, and then you gave him a kiss on his neck. I'm pre-step position. Who's up next? Classic tea pose. Aiden has, let me get a tea pose. God. Now, Aiden is teaposed with him. Aiden has taken his hands, started them on his chest.

shoulders from behind to Ludwig. Then he runs his hands alongside his arms, interlocked his hands behind Ludwig. It looks as if Ludwig is being crucified on an Aden cross. And then he said, you've got to say it. You've got to say it. You've got to say the line. Watch out. I'm on top.

Of the world. Watch out. I'm on top of the world. King of the world. Say it. You're the one who says it, no? You're Jack. Jack was in the back. I'm not helping him. Both of them misremembering the scene in Titanic on the bow of the ship. Oh, now he's holding his head down.

He's got his head down like he has whiskey dick. Now, Aidan has... Now Aidan's in the front? I'm the king of the world! And now Ludwig has said, I'm the king of the world. All right. I got this. Slime gives him a classic bump into a guy,

feel like it's kind of hard and be like, wow, you are working out. Compliment. Wow. That is tough to judge. I have to say Nix was great until he kissed me. That was the central part. It was so rough. Rough? Yeah. You don't even have beard visible, but it was scruffy. It was scruffy. That's nice, though. I felt an attack on my neck. It was like a, no, it's like a sexual sandpaper. You know, it's like, I'm like scratching away the part I'm going to attack. Aid, you made me shiver.

I know. I didn't like, it was like a, like a, you know, like a, what? Like, uh, yeah. Because, because we didn't even get the line right. I had to swap. It was really, it looked like the first time that someone was having sex. Slime. He was all right.

You know what? If I'm being honest, zero points, zero points minus 10 for eight. Super. Zero points? If I didn't kiss you. How? It would have been one. It was a great hug.

Explain to me. Huh? Minus 10? Yeah, minus 10 for that round. Was it not? Because Jack's in the back, Aiden. We messed up the line. We messed up the back.

We messed up the line. We messed up the line. It's your round. It's your round. You mess up the line. And then you made me say from behind you. I don't know why you wanted to be rows. You could have been Jack and I could have been row.

You could have just said the line. That's a gay I should have ever done. My thought about that. mine was that like how nice is it to get like a oh what's up pat on the back and be like dude you look huge yeah but i guess it wasn't enough contact yeah i would you have liked i think um i think had you played with it more oh oh i would have gotten there wow wow okay damn fuck for Nick, or excuse me, nine for Nick,

nine for slime, negative 16 for Aiden. This is a horse race, I'll say it. He just doesn't make any sense. Aiden, it's okay, because there's only one round left. Can you show the final one? It's time for you to reveal your gifts. This is your last opportunity to get points.

Okay. I know what Aiden's gift is. You're a confessional? A confessional from Aiden. Wow. Have you done your second one? I have it in my second one. You gotta squeeze that in some point. Maybe I'll do it after the competition. Uh, could you please give your gifts?

My confession is, uh, I'm terrible giving gifts, man. It's real. I get overwhelmed. I feel like I'm so bad with coming up with the ideas. I don't know how to give gifts. It's like one of my weakest character traits. And I've tried to give gifts to them in the past, and every gift feels like a flub.

Wow, that was heavy. And I don't know how to improve at this at all. How do you get good gifts for people? Genuinely. It's my cry for help. My balls aren't even out. You cry in there? No.

Oh. You cry in there. Who would like to go first? I'll go first. Well, mine, Ludwig, is I got you a whole box of over-nine. oats, strawberries and cream shake. Now I thought you could drink this immediately,

but you can't. You have to add water and then put it and leave it. It must be done overnight. Overnight. Usually when I encounter things that are overnight oats, they're already prepared, but it says hashtag ditch the spoon. Right. Right. And I know you love your health

and your vitality and your muscles. So I caught you this. And I thought on it, it said it was just one. So this costs $40. That makes so much more sense. Why it was 40. So I got your whole box of something you can't have right now, but later on you... Wow.

It's just dry and ready to drink. Is that dry oats? Some dry oats. So that's my gift. And I hope that this gift is a pyramid worthy. Wow. Because everything's on this. And you're at nine.

And you need 10. How delicious could it be? Wow. I'll hold this here. I would like to write down a guess of what Aden's gift is. Yeah, please. If I get it right, can it hurt him?

No. They can help you, but it can't hurt him. Let's see. I didn't see it, I promise. I have two stages. Okay. Two stages of gift.

Oh my God, like a rocket. Two stages. And this is sort of a gift to all of us in a way. Okay. I've gotten... Coming. Tostito's pizza rolls. Is it frozen?

They're frozen right now. Are they phased edition? They're not. They're not phase edition, and they're not for us. Right now. That's just for the family. They're for us during our CS2 marathon.

Oh. Where we will break bread and enjoy in the spirit of having all of these nights together, gaming, late, all day, getting through the trenches. Yeah. We can share this snack. Totino's pizza rolls. Toprag gets one pizza roll. Tostino.

We can share these Tostino's pizza rolls. And so that's just dying early so I can get one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And I know there's some. something that you're going to love. Uh-huh.

Because not only because I know you love that, but also because the little demons in this office. Yeah. Always be stealing it from you. They take it all the time from you. I got you. A case of Red Bull sugar-free. Your favorite.

Naive little Aiden. Did you guess that? I did. He straight up guessed it. How did you guess it? Obvious, bro. Yes, he is such a little piggy, bro. Obvious. It's so funny to get me Red Bull, because we have so many crates.

It's interesting. You say that we do have so many crates, but a shortage of sugar-free. If you knew Ludwig, you'd know he likes the monk fruit one. He likes the monk fruit. No, but we have. We have the monk fruit, and you love sugar-free as well, and we don't have any. I understand. Guy like him, loves all Red Bull.

I accept a gift. Nick, your gift. Oh, but close your eyes. Okay. And have full trust in me. Okay. Dude, what? What the fuck are you talking about?

Are you kidding me? Put this arm down. Do not be afraid. How much did this cost? That is the most expensive watch at Big Five sporting goods. Dude, what? And I door-dashed it. It's the 1928.

Anniversary edition. 100th anniversary of Disneyland, Mickey Mouse Watch. Most expensive watch there. How much was it? How much was that? I told you. I want to have to kill you.

How much is it? $14. Wow. That's $14? $14. Mine cost $60 all hidden. Yeah, but if you feel you kind of get the idea of that.

Oh. It looks really good. It looks amazing. And you can wear that basically anywhere. It goes with anything. Dude, it feels like it's made on paper. It's golden blue. It goes with it.

Crazy. All right. Zipbert. Next round. Guys, it is time for us to reveal the final scores. So big. Just to update everybody, you're at 9, you're at 9, Aiden, you are currently at negative 16. If we remember from the start, you need 10 points to join the pyramid.

And you also, if you get the most points, we'll get to choose your spot in the pyramid. All right. Now, for this final round, I would like to award two points. to Nick. Yeah! It's a great gift. Because he has the best gift that puts him at 11 points. He's currently in the lead.

Slime, although it takes a little extra work. I literally had overnight oats today. It's a good gift. I'll give you a point. Thank you, bro. Slam, you're at 10 points. Thank you, bro. Aiden.

Aiden, look at me. Aidan. And you're at negative 16. I know. But. No. But everyone in this room, I love dearly, and I hope you all will be my groomsman at my wedding.

And so I'm going to give you 26 points to get you over the threshold. Wow. And I have to ask you, will you three be my groomsman? Wow. I'm like so, like, busy that day. I'm like What? You're wedding? I didn't even say the date yet.

What day is it? I don't want to say it now. No, I'm telling me, because I might not be busy. You're going to be a January 3rd. That's the day. That's the day you're busy. That's the day. Hey, well, to the other two then. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Ah! Hey. Hey. Hey. I was kidding. It was kidding. I was just kidding. All right, pick your spot. What is your butt have to say?

Wait, so I get to pick my spot. You get to pick your spot in the six-man pyramid, yes. Joining you on the pyramid for context will be both Connor, Michael, and Christian. Good pyramid. Strong pyramid. It is a six-man pyramid. Obviously, Connor's going to be on the bottom. Why is that obvious?

His hemophiliac. Biggest base. Oh. Hemophiliac, you can leave your fingerprints on them. God, man, Michael, Michael's strong. Michael is strong. It's a very strong man, P.A. It's quite a strong.

You guys are the ones taking down the average strength. If you look at Christian, Connor, and Michael. I can't be the top. Come on. What is that face? Come on. He's coming up with new faces. I'm also strong.

That's a new face. You are strong. You are strong. All right now. Yes, for the people, yes. Because then they'll see the photo. So there's one, two, three. It's top?

Six. They're six. Middle or bottom three? I mean, it's tough for him because if he chooses the top, how vain. Vanity. He chooses the bottom. What is he? A mailman?

It's the support. Yeah, but the middle has no center. The middle is unremarkable. Because there's only left and right. I disagree. I find all three positions delightful. A guy like me, I either go bottom, middle, because I carry the most weights, or I go top, top. Wow.

Ludwig, you know what? Because everyone's expecting this answer at the top. I'd like to go bottom middle Wow Out of the support Because I'd like to be your bottom bitch The trust And the bottom bitch

Is the foundation For the rest of the bitches Wow Crucial bitch That's a crucial bitch To the pyramid Crucial bitch So I'd like to lock in

I'm in the bottom middle of the pyramid Locked Pyramid has been decided Everybody The pyramid awaits You'll see the photo Coming soon That was the pyramid games

Now who Are you designating the rest of the pyramid? Well, Aiden will have to be a middle row Because he won Mughal Money. Yeah. And then it will mostly come down to Who can support whose weight? It's not an easy pyramid.

Maybe you know Zempic autumn is in store for slime. Slam, I won't lie. Top is going to be hard. Oh, I'm going to need slime next to me. Slime next to me. Not like top of me. You'd probably want Michael on the top. I want Michael on the top.

What is the three of us on the bottom? I think three of us should be on the bottom. That could work. I think that's the way to do it. We just got to get Conner's big out there. You got Connor big out there. Shit, bro. And then.

Christian's light. Michael's light. Michael's easy. That's the way guys. I think that's not a bad idea. But I'm picking the center. It's a good strategy. I think.

And not to theory craft your own pyramid. The three of us on the bottom. And then Michael and Connor in the middle and Christian on the top, the glowing boy. He's the one that you think that he supports all of us. We actually enable him to do his work. Christian is your glowing boy. He is my glowing boy. Okay.

He glows. This is all, this will all be revealed eventually. You will see the photo. Eventually. Well. Wow. Do you enjoy the pyramid games? I loved the pyramid games.

Thank you for the pyramid games. You were doing so bad. Yeah, but I kind of came in, you know, like when Neville gets a bunch of points at the very end for no reason. Yeah. That was me. I'm the sad. Dumbled door.

Double Door Awards, Gryffindor, 30 points, I guess. I'm the sad, sorry sack of shit for the whole game. I'm bad at game. Dude, I didn't choose funny answers, and I didn't choose knockout answers. I'm bad at games like this. I love being the question master, not the answerer. It is fun to be the question master. Question master is the best part.

But you also did very well today. But you earned 10 points. I got you overnight. Oh, that's crazy. What am I doing? The walls are closing in, I realized. He's wearing your wall. Because there's one man.

There's one man who hasn't hosted a game yet. Oh, God. Yes, we are waiting for the Aden games. What would it be like? What? Round seven is geography again. Oh, I forgot I put it in twice. Okay.

When I host the game, it'll be for me. It's going to be a map of the world, and he's going to say, draw the border between Pakistan and India. Good luck. And we used to theor shiver. We quietly do it for five minutes. It's going to be for me. It's going to be, it's all the,

the times that maybe I was hurt or slide it. You were hurt. Made fun of on the show. It's gonna be like multiple choice. What did you call me? It's gonna be like just the worst terms possible. I have a photographic memory of every moment. A secret all the above appears.

Remember the first games of favor where the players have the power? Yeah. How are you gonna command respect over me? Over that? Over this? I will respect whoever runs the games, controls the power.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, handcuff you all to the fence. Maybe you'll, you're gonna handcuff us the fence. I'm gonna handcuff you to the fence. What are your cartel member? What is this?

And maybe I'll, maybe it'll be a little electric stick. And we just play, that'll be the game. A little pokey stick. Yeah. You better get after it. I'm,

I'm curious what happened in y'all's confessionals. Because Aiding came back from you're gonna cry. Dude, my second one. So you, you were telling him,

you were telling him to stop drinking your coffee. or start drinking coffee, Nick comes in because he detects something, he's buttoning up his pants. Like he was just with a prostitute. I do. I was like, what are you doing? And you were like, what are you doing?

It was like a perfect TV bit. I have a question. I have a question. What are you going to do with the confessionals? Oh, you send them to Archie. And then Archie will insert them. I'm sorry, Archie. What?

Wait, what? Are you sorry, too? No, no, no, mine's beautiful. Archie, you're welcome. For me, you're welcome. I'm sorry. What did you do? Did you do your second?

No. I was going to do like a post, like after the whole season. You know, you know, you know what to wrap up the whole pyramid games and one single confessional? I don't know why I choke games like this. I didn't do the funny option. I did the winning option. What am I doing?

Either way, really happy to be on the pyramid. It needs a lot to me. I think there's no. nothing more sacred than friendship. Did you make it all yourself? Yeah, it's just black and white. Wow. It was a crazy hard.

It was not like Google Sheets or PowerPoint? Slides, Google Slides, Google Slides on sheets. That's right. Google slides, yeah. Isn't it fun when you're in there? What I'm making them? When you're in slides, you're cooking it out. It's that kind of fun.

Well, what helped is at first I was doing really detailed slides and then I rewatched yours and then I was like, oh, wait, it is way worse for audio listeners when the slides or anything except for like a word. So then I dulled it down. That made it easier. You know what's funny on the subject of your wedding? Qudy did send me the... She's like, can you just check this out

and see if this all looks good? And it was the invite like form or whatever. And I noticed a typo immediately and I was like, oh, here's a typo. And she's like, wow, I sent that to Yingling and he didn't catch him. I said, no way. It actually came back with a bite removed

from the paper. I wonder I came back with more I wonder which which Yingling did she send it to yeah which one do you think all six of them

looked it over together that's lovely that's so funny it came back with more typos the young thug photo at the computer but it's all

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