The Yard - Ep. 267 - The Optimal Way to Uber

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

This week, the boys talk about Aiden's new chef (a yard fan), the upcoming field day, and Atrioc & Ludwig playing Pokemon together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Call me crazy. I think a 40 minute difference makes the dump way different. Can I say a five minute dump implies he cares? Where's the line? He pushed it out. Where's the line? I think it's a good question. Considerate a dump? Ten minutes maybe? At what point is the dump now stalling time? All I did in there, now it's a waste of time. I took a dump. I bidade. I wiped once. And that was, I didn't spend time in there. I think there's no timeline. I think it's if you pulled your phone out, I think you lose.

I mean, I'm going to pull me. my phone out while I'm shitting. But you have to... You're not allowed to if you're in a rush. There's a period of time where you can phone for sure. I don't know if there is. A guy who... You know what?

I don't know if there is. Sorry, what did Lakewig want to say? He's just firing on everybody right now. I'm not firing on Ludwig because I made a face. Lakewig making face and firing. Anyone notice that? It was fine. I made a face and I was firing on one man who got mad that I made a face.

Are we recording? I got mad that I made a face. I don't think it's crazy to make a face. It's funny to make a face. Also, you could have ignored it. Nothing happens. I'm defending your face. You could have ignored it.

That would never work on you. Because he could just not see it, right? I made a face. There was a world you ignored it. Yeah, there was a world. He didn't see the face. Nothing happened. If somebody, it's for you.

If he hid the face better, I wouldn't have been mad. You want me to hide my face? Yeah, the face is loud. It was a loud face. We are planning something that has consequences for him. Yes. It's true. And he doesn't know that yet, but it's fair for him to make a face.

I didn't consider that. In the grander scheme, it's fair for him to make it. Vindicated. I didn't consider that. You might be vindicated. But you're vindicated on the idea that you accept the punishment. What's a punishment? What is this?

It's slimes. I've named it. It's called it's Slimes Penance. What's you doing? We're doing a, where there's a company retreat this week. For who? The company that this office is in. Okay.

This is a company. Exempt. A little fucked up. Can I say? What are you exempts on the term. It's more denied. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. For him.

Exempt for you, denied for him. More fucked up. I'd rather be exempt. I know. Yeah, well, exempt comes from within. That's the thing. I've just been such a good boy all year. I would assume I could hang out with Radstad's in the, I don't know, Mexico jacuzzi or whatever you guys doing.

I'm exempt from Christmas and the Kosobonita experience. We're going to Guadalajara. No shit. Guadalajara. Okay. We're all flying in order to. We're getting it done for Christian. Really?

Cheaper down there. And all hands on deck, Christian, hair system. 2,000 follicles. Bonanza. 2,000 follicles. We all 13 on it. It takes a long time.

They let you up to 15 people in the room to cheer. Yeah. That's so sweet. I know. But it has to be in Spanish, so now we have a crash course. So every follicle is like, aye!

Yep. Imagine that 2,000 times. Kelby cries and gets his done. like cushion's getting chemotherapy. We all lift our beanie's. We've all had to do. Dude, imagine a beautiful,

like, mosaic of a skull with all different hair, follicles, thickness, colors from every employee. We gave our hair. Donated.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, put Aidan's in the back. Put Aidan's back here, man.

So, so we're, we have our company trip. I wanted to do a scavenger hunt. It's not to Guadalajara, no? It's to Guadalajara. For real? No. Okay. But I wanted to do a scavenger hunt and I, Tass Aiden was coming up with it. He comes back with me. He comes up with one of the scavengers hunting items is Slime's penance. To find my penance? It's, you have to pay the toll. You, in a way you have to pay the penance.

But I'm not on the grounds of the scavenger hunt here. So every group is going to find an outfit that you have to wear and we'll vote and one person will win and you have to wear that outfit they choose. Like wear it to the art yard? Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, a Guadalajaran outfit that's not I'll have to wear. It's authentic Guadalada Haran. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Everyone is hunting for an outfit for me to wear on the yard which is only takes place in this office, exempt from the office, and has nothing to do with mogul moves as a company. yet and I'm not even

there at the grounds of we're not invited no and we're not exempt you're not invited how am I being owned here I just want to be super clear it's just saying

it's what you want yeah yeah I'm exempt from Christmas you're not allowed to go to Christmas yes exactly it's also and just to be clear all this is happening

I have I'll be at home jacking off or whatever I do you'll be watching Liam jacking off backing off, roping. Okay. But you have incorporated, I deserve to be paid for this.

Oh, interesting. You are using my life. Interesting, it brings this up. Because the logic behind this is my IP. Long ago, long ago. There was, because the yard pays, the yard pays rent. It's true.

At the mogul office. You do. At the mogul office. The yard pays, I think, you know, like $2,500 for this studio space right here a month to mogul moves. and a long time ago we had discussion where we were planning out all the desks

in the room and Lundweig had postured the idea of you guys paid they thought of everything you guys paid rent for the desks which was eventually vetoed which was eventually which was eventually

turned away I guess my will because Nick that's our influence they can't help but be influenced by our mind control and that's where slime's penance comes from because rent was never paid

it's an annual fee And the annual fee is that the mogul moves employees get to vote on an outfit that they pick for you. They get to have their way with you. One time. They have to. And I would argue that you might be asking, why doesn't Nick have to do this? And is he exempt? Sounds like I'm exempt. He's exempt.

And it's, it's, there's an additional layer of penance for all the, the farting and the talking in the back of Kelby's meetings that's happened over the years. Oh, please. That doesn't even answer why I don't have to do it. It's just more why you have to do it. Yeah. There's an absence of Nick farting behind Calby during my house. How about a presence of me improving the space? Doing the exact opposite.

Plus or minus zero. It's Zipper can you? I'm coming in on the weekend and doing HVAC. Zibber can you look up Guadalajan boy. I don't even get any fucking in front. Traditional. Traditional. Guadalahad and boy in traditional outfit.

It is funny because the airport. The airport for the area is Monterey, and every time I look it up, it gives you the Monterey in Mexico first. Like literally every single time. As they should. Wait! So, because of my penance of being in this office all the time, this is the penance. And so my IP is essentially being leased out for the space of the desk and the privilege of being in this office during non-yard hours. Yeah.

It's licensed. This is unfortunately all in the books. I hate to say it. They thought of everything. They thought of everything. They have you cornered. motherfucker. Well done, gentlemen. You're gonna look good. But I can't make a face

during their meeting. You know, and it's still-1984. And again, I was pro-face. I was pro-face. Meeting taking place. Anti-face. Five, maybe three feet in front of you. Antiface.

It's in front of me and you have a laptop. You lick snows. He did? On the fucking company retreat, nonetheless. It wasn't even on the scavenger hunt, man. it's just gonna happen that was the second item lick snizz

at the company retreat well guys we got all the business out of the way let's start the podcast Dipper can you start rolling nothing nothing to talk about unfortunate today's the fucking today's honestly

we should be able to phone it in phone what in this whole podcast we should be able to it's labor day. Oh. It's a day for laborers to enjoy time off.

When our podcast predecessors fought for the right to have this day off. Don't hold a sure. When Joe Rogan fought the left for the right to be able to podcast. Yes.

He said you should be able to take Labor Day off. And he earned this right for all of us. Because I bet I bet Andrew Wilson's not fucking potting right now. No. Well, I'm not today. Well, We remember those who potted before us.

We remember when we beat France's ass in World War II. We potted over their corpses. What happened? We remember when we beat Francis ass in World War I. We potted over their corpses. Yeah. And electric pods. A great divorce is going to come.

A great divorce is going to come. For who? For us. For us? Why is that? I was Comptown. You know Comtown. Of course.

I'm familiar. You've heard of it? I've heard of it. Glasses off for this. The whole town? There's a whole town of Cumbmen. And they had up there. Well,

they had the pod and then, and then, uh, Nick Mullen. Yeah. Went on Stavs show. Yeah. Yeah.

There's, there's great animosity amongst the audience. Really? Amongst the Comptown audience. They've all divided and picked a dad. And they hate the other dads and when they succeed. They've all divided and picked one dad and they all picked Nick. No,

no, no, no. I think so. I mean, Stobbs fans. are because he's actually famous now. He has like new fans. Sure. But I think they're also probably so.

Adam's fans are Nick fans who just have not unsubscribed and they comment things like Adam you're gay. Yeah. Where's Nick Mullen? Do Steve Harvey at the Nuremberg trials again? The Adam, you're gay,

they're like the people who still make pink guy jokes in the comment section of judging these soldiers still fighting 14. Absolutely. It's exactly the same thing. Do you know he fought for 17 years? He fought 17 years after the war ended. He kept fighting.

He had something to prove. He never forgot December, 1941. But anyway, when Aidan leaves, there's going to be a great divorce. And everyone's got to choose which father they want. And I've been doing a little bit of research. Okay. R and R and D. R and D.

Little D. Okay. Yeah. R and R and also D. because I ask every time I go We already know Surely we already know Who do you think it is nowadays

Have you kept abreast? You said you found out The most popular kill Like you did all the data You're saying recently It's always been me I've literally led in the data The entire time

Well you have to also take into consideration The venue in which Ludwig is asking these people And the person they're answering it too Because I think if I ask them I get different answers Than Ludwig would get in the same showdinger's Fuck Mary Kill

My guess is Ludwig I don't think they'd say it to his face I think they would Because they just already get enough of him This is all they get of the rest of us It is true It's the Mario It's the Mario fallacy

Yeah but you can't kill Mario Because it says Mario Can't kill Mario because then what's the game called Just cart Party Because then it's Flimes Mansion And he's scared You guys want to play tennis later

That makes fucking sense Well who is it, Llemy? It's me? No. No way. No. It's me. We ran the poll on Mughal Money like a, like six months ago.

And what's the data? Is this German fans? Because I can get, I get that. It was, it was about 13 Germans. And I think it was, I think it was 11 Nick Slayers. In Germany? What? Yeah.

They were all killing Nick. zero for Aiden, zero for me and I did ask the follow up, I go, is it because you're scared to save me because I'm here? And they went, no. No, I would never be scared to make some sort of... This is, in Germany, I think this is the one country this holds up in.

The one country where the fan would absolutely say to your face that Ludwig, I would kill you. Yeah, I think they were. Because they're German and they they're... Well, there's a new... All right in Germany, so this makes sense. You probably met like 13 of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Gamescom. Yeah. At Gamescom, they were out and about.

And two for you. Two, two slimes? Two slimes. And zero goose egg for you guys? A goose A. Was Aiden around? Oh God. Oh God.

Oh, not. The Aiden in Ludwig yard. Oh my God. Well, it's a meeting. How would have to be present in? You need to sit on a Google me with them. Hey, no faces. Oh no, no.

If you make a face while watching, you never close the episode. No, no face while you're watching. The meeting. Welcome to the meeting. Episode five. What can I say? It's my European sensibilities. It's kind of like.

like the office. Oh. How do you find this? Wait, bring it back up. I wonder why all the German fans are like. No. What do I?

Even Ludwig's like not in the show. Not on the show. Do this later. And Ludwig is saying, that's right. Good. I like what you're doing in the meeting. I don't think if that's a that's right.

Me and Ludwig when we go to GamesCon. What is this? They're doing he. He's wearing knee pads. Yeah. It's actually. That's crazy. I can't mind.

It's a crazy picture. Like raw color scheme and also the utility of the pants, maybe the worst out. And Luddberg is wearing camo, basically. Yeah, why are you guys, why are you guys larping as fucking battle soldiers? When did we do a clan episode? The clan's different.

If this was an episode of someone else's show, I would find every reason to be like, these guys weren't joking. You know? Yeah, he's got olive draped knee pad pants and the other guys wearing camo. Knee pad pants. I can't think of a fucking good reason.

He was wearing him for like four episodes and he kept saying it's because of L.S. and I don't know what the fuck Doug and Aitchock do to him. Dude, I think... Oh, God. Oh, God. Sweetheart. Are you okay? Sweetheart.

Have you been sucking it for money? Like when we found you? Did you return to the old days? On Floyd Hill Boulevard? When I started the show, when I started the show over there, they said, uh, they made a whole thing about how it's going to be a safe.

space and how they're not going to be mean to me. Like you guys. It was like a whole Yeah, it was a point. They immediately, this went away within the first two episodes. Because it's contagious, Hayden. Do you understand you're a magnet for... Your body is fucking addicting. I've been

the lightning rod in every group for my entire life. Yeah, but you also are a guy who fucking stands like this in thunderstorms and then you wonder why. I think, I think I'm uniquely capable of tanking. You know what he is? He's a Dex tank. It's not, doesn't have high HP or whatever, he's just a high

decks, and he dodges a lot. This is, this is what, you're not hitting him actually. I would say what happened in younger groups is, uh, if it wasn't me, usually that person would have a point where like, I don't, like, I don't want you to be mean to me anymore.

They would break to the other people. They would break. And so, it would, that, so if it wasn't me to begin with, it would go to me, and I fucking don't break. So everybody else breaks, but you bend don't break. I'm mostly bad

I would say I'm mostly bad Sometimes he breaks And when someone like Aiden breaks You're like oh so fair You're like hey You know what good good shit It's okay In my high school friend groups

The way it kind of went was like Someone would be like You're fucking nerd And you'd be like well your mom's fat And then you'd both have to be like Okay And then you'd like turn to the third guy And be like

Well you're a bitch And he wouldn't know what to say And then you like It's a silent agreement It's like oh it's this guy Yeah Oh we just do this guy I love the idea

of Aden's friend, Aden's in a big friend group in like high school or something and he's getting dogs on every day but then a new guy comes and he's in a wheelchair and he's like, oh my God, thank you. Oh, fuck. Finally. You know what did happen last week? It was like insane is we're sitting. We're about to start recording L.S.

And then I think I bumped the table with like both legs on accident. and Doug, like, in the most genuine way possible, says, oh my God, is there an earthquake happening right now? But the moment he started saying this sentence, Atriac had stood up and started walking either side of the room. And I, yeah, perfect. I think I, like, choked laughing. Like, fell on the floor, and I've never seen Brandon Moore mad about a fat joke.

I said it with all the sincerity of a real earthquake so it was this beautiful collision of circumstances did I tell you about the diner thing no because we go to the diner they ran out of the damn eggs that's what they call Atriog when he comes into a restaurant

it's the diner we go to the diner and he's trying to been on a health craze he gets, yeah, he gets meals delivered. From Anders. From Anders. I'm doing it too. What fuck is Anders?

The Swedish boy Aiden keeps. Yeah. To learn the language. Right, right, right. He's your, you're testing him out. Yeah, they cook gruel and herring. Is it so slaggy lemon? Is it a fan cooking your food?

Yes, Anders. Non-binary, they them, cooks genuinely, mostly fish. Catches them themselves. You were going to get mercury poisoning? And an air tag in your liver. you remember the fan that got ever dream this man tattooed on their on their oh it's oners hour

it's honors hour he's an o g and and anders it was so oners first time they dropped the meal of is anders non-binary no i just made i was making up a fake anders that lived in your house smells like cabbage now you're back to the real anders comes over to my apartment this is the first time he's been there he's gonna kill you drops off the same he's like dude it's funny he thinks it's the first time he's been

there It's funny. Because the context on paper, yeah, so a fan got a tattoo in my face. And so I invited him to hang out.

This is the most Aiden thing on paper. I like him. You know, he knew right where the sink was? Bro, that's gonna be a Dan Curry Barker film. He gives me the wheels.

Why is my cat really like you? So weird. He hates everyone. He's everyone. He kind of reached his lull in the conversation and he's just, you know, can I say,

this is crazy right now like I'm here and I have a tattoo of you on my on my leg I feel like it's important for me to acknowledge that and I was just like yeah I mean fucking you made food like that's fine I got a dog bowl here for you in this corner you can sleep in

you'll live with me forever you're my familiar now you're my intangible familiar with no spells or abilities or anything and now when Aiden skid row honors walks behind him and sometimes he casts him he flings him and he comes back Much like Auri's Q, it just passes through them and does damage based on the distance.

Cool. That's your life. That's crazy. So I get chastised of my life and how I live my life. Anders is literally licking your snitch. I live a good and happy life. See, the difference between me, it's like I, my life is the J.B. He's happier with more Pokemon.

Dude, one of my, the funniest moments from the CS marathon is when, And Slime reads out that chat message that's like, hey guys, it's my birthday. I wished you all good luck at my birthday, like a toast or whatever. And slime is like crashing out. I'm revolted. He's like, what? Like you've toasted to us? And Ludd just cuts you off.

Dude, thanks for the toast, man. We need the luck. And Josh is like, yeah, man, I really appreciate that. Guy, I don't know your name. And Slime's like, no, no, no, no. No. Like, like, like Paul Dato. This is all like Paul Dato in the Batman movie

Yeah And no one is hopping on this I'm just sitting there I think I had like a bad game Or something because I'm just sitting there like this Just I'm just listening to all you do it Because in any other world I'm on his side I'm like what do you mean

You toasted to us No I get it It's it's funnier if everyone just says W that guy And I'm the only one going crazy alone W that guy W that guy He took the time to toast That's actually really sweet

Guy who toasted, if you want to give making meals a crack and come to my apartment, just let me know. Do you want to fucking crack me? Just let me know. Just come over, dude. Just feed me. All fans, feed Aiden sweepstakes. Welcome. So I'm making dinner. What is it? I'm making dinner. What do you mean you're making dinner? We're making brew! I'm making dinner for us. This is how I make dinner. This is your witch assistant? Yeah, this is my witch assistant. Hey, say, what I tell you, be polite.

Say hello. I don't know what I tell you. Be polite. Say hello. I don't know what. I don't know what that is, but I came over because you said something that was high protein. Yeah, it's high protein. It's got, I mean, I'm looking at a bag of 27 essential vitamins and minerals, no artificial sweeteners, colors, colors, and the children! What's you? Wait, you craft Hew right here, and it's made with children?

She says that a lot. It's her thing. Hey, what did I tell you about children? Shut up. Shut up, you'd be a good witch. You should be quiet for a good second. You promise me Heel, and it's H-U-E-L. Yeah, it's you will and, you know.

It has 40 grams of protein and it's in this bottle and if I drink it is going to taste good and give me vitamins. I have to come to you for the brew every time? Is there like a grab and go? Well, I mean, if you live here and you enjoy the yard and you enjoy the pocket, enjoy being with your friend and as witch friend, yes, you have to come here. But there's bottles available. It's 35 grams, protein, seven grams of fiber under $5 a meal if you do the bottle system. You promise me.

You promise me. We would have had a kid sit this time. Is the witch being real? Is that a real witch? Kids decide this shit tastes good. I'm not gonna lie. This is my first time having it. This is the black condition

that's ready to drink. This shit was kind of good. You know, you don't need to sit there. Like, I prepare this. You guys think it'll take a while this is gonna be done two seconds.

I mean, how much am I roughly spending every time I eat fuel for my meal? Probably under $5 a meal. Under $5? Yeah, it's crazy. For 40 grams, that's really good. It's really good.

It's really good. It's easy. It's handcrafted by two witches. It's a local business. If you want to support your local witches, can I have a little liquor You're ready? It's almost done.

Is it ready? Yes. It's almost done. Oh wow. What does it taste like? Which, how about you go on and read the call to action? It's a limited time off to make healthy eating simple. Get healed today with my exclusive offer of 15% off online but don't check what's inside.

With code the yard at heel.com slash the yard. You can check what's inside. That's H-U-E-L.com slash the yard. new customers only thank you to heal for partnering and supporting our show but like full stop

just forever at home kids are no kids in this in this one right now don't answer that go back to the episode so so honors is a chef that Aiden lives with now

that has tattoo of him and he makes meals for a truck to in Aden's kitchen and so he's trying to get healthy and he has a trainer and I think the comments got to him and I saw a breaking point

Because we go to a diner after we did this stream with Squeaks and Doug Doug. It's me, Squeaks, Tug, Dug, A-Truck. And we're just getting some food. And it goes around, like, order. I go steak and eggs. Really? In the morning? This is night.

This is like 10. Evening diner. This is post-Mario Kart challenge. Steak and eggs. Yeah. Steak and eggs is more of a breakfast meal. Big meal. Big man.

I get, taken eggs in my diner meal. Really? Straight up. Big man. Moons over my hammy. With toast and I get a little bit of jam after. Okay. And I got a decaf.

Boob, boom, boom. I eat big. You eat big as fuck. I eat big. Anything else? You eat big, but you are big. I eat big, I am big. When the waiter says,

would you guys like dessert? Are you saying, let me see the menu. I think it's actually too close to when you did the 20 pull-ups for me to make fun of you right now. Yeah, of course. 23 yesterday.

He's converting to steak and eggs into pure energy. I convert it into power. But anyway, it goes to Squeaks. There's excuse me, goes to A-track, A-Rog orders. He orders.

He's like, he walks in and he goes, oh, I'm hungry. I eat a BLT. Yeah. Fuck, I hope they have a BLT. Yeah. And he pours over the menu, just reading through every listing. And in big letters, it says, BLT.

I'm like, BLT's right there. And he goes, fuck, yeah, they have a BLT. And he's, you know, or he's going to be able to the side. And he's like, oh, I got some fries. And then it gets a fries. Okay. And then it goes over to Squeaks. Squeaks orders, like, a different sandwich, like a club.

Is this like a Denny's or like a different diner? Just a diner. just to LA diner. But it's not like a chain. No. Okay. It's important. Squeaks order,

Squeaks order club, and they go to squeeze and go, what side do you want? And Squeez goes, actually, can I replace the fries with fruit? I knew it.

I was going to say fruit. Classic move. This is a 40-year-old guy move. Yeah, and kind of hams it into HR space. He goes, he goes, really?

The fries. Do you need those? And he does it, he does it a good bit. Doug order some, shit. Waiters about to leave. A-trak goes, actually, hold on. Oh, no. Could I swap my fries for salad?

No. A salad? That's one-upping fruit, because salads aren't sweet. But he backed down. He goes, yeah, I'll just have a house salad. Does he say it like this? Is he coy? No, it's like, it's like morose. Oh. And, oh, no. And then Squeez did. He just looks mortified.

Because he took a little stab, but he doesn't realize the knife went in. The difference of him. Dude, do you what the play is there? Squeaks goes, oh, sorry, one more thing. Just fries for the table. And then fries come out and the whole time, Squeaks just goes, just have one. No, he orders him for himself. He's like, actually scratch the fruit. I want the fries. I can afford these. It's the first time I've seen them crack. I saw you drop crack.

And they come out with the salad. It's the ugliest solid I ever seen. It's just like old arugula and like 70 diced tomatoes. He wanted fries so much more. The whole time, he didn't have a bite of it. He goes, God, I wish he's fries. I wish you fucking fries I'm gonna ask for fries Or are you salad, just bitching at it the whole time It's so funny He's like I want to order fries when they come back

They never come back And you know what though To squeeze his credit At the very end of the meal He goes I'm fucking happy I didn't eat fries I didn't eat the fries That's your reward

For not getting fries As someone who's also trying to lose weight I'm eating a lot of salads lately It's not fun But your reward is your full Because you ate a bunch of fucking vegetables And you're not hungry right now And you're like I did it

Sleep for dinner One more time We can do this. That's your reward. But he is looking at this BLT. You already have bread. Why would you get more fucking starch? And he wants fries too.

Brandon, just lock in, pussy. I heard he was eating stuff animals out of the claw machine too. Dude, the comments are really getting to him. Like,

he's trying to find other sources of food because, like, now he just can't snack on regular shit because people see it and they fucking make fun of them. What's regular shit to him? Like an eight Kit Kat bars and stripes?

It's so funny to me that it's, getting to him because he's not he's not he's not that that's the only reason that the jokes have ever been funny is funny because he's not like obese because then otherwise it's cruel and now you've got to figure out a different way to make fun of him yeah well which we could

scroll hits the floor it rolls across the room the thing is we do make fun of him for his age like I made fun for his baldness and like those are true so like if you don't know the guy I make fun of him because the amount of time it took him to beat the tree sentinel was enough to get an article written

about how he took eight hours to beat the tree center. There's an article. There's an article. Wow. Yeah. I made fun of him because when I met him, all he ever cared about was money and he I think is still the same. I made fun of him because he bought a bunch of blue things in his closet because he thought it matched his eyes really well. Dude.

Man, isn't this so awesome what we're doing here? We're going to filing now. We do need to let him not a shot at all of us. I make fun of him because he dribbled a basketball through the entire time we were in a train station in China. I was going to send it, but this is the article. Twitch streamer spends seven hours fighting Eldon Ring Tree Sentinel boss.

That is funny, there is just an article about it. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, my girlfriend who basically doesn't play video games beat it in the exact same amount of time. There we go. Two warriors. Slightly faster, though.

Slightly faster. I, uh, well, I'm, I don't feel bad taking shots at him because he's been ruining my life. Oh, bro. We've been doing this dumb ass Pokemon. challenge. You know me young, the short streamer? Yeah, yes. Okay, I don't... I guess I have to say yes.

Fourteen. She's four, ten? Yeah. Yeah. I guess I just have to believe. Anoint as shit. I have no way. Anoint a shit in Fortin. Like by few, hated by many. Yep. Yeah, okay. That's the one you got her. I know her, yeah. Yeah. So she's doing this fucking dumb ass challenge where it's like a, it's like a Pokemon Soulink, which is just like Pokemon, but you play with your friend. And if your friend's a fucking idiot, you...

You also lose. you also lose. By doing nothing wrong. Yes. So I got paired up with A truck. I try to get out of this. I'd read you. The messages are gross.

She's like, yeah, do you want to do it? And I was like, at first I said yes. And then I said, she's like, you're going to be paired with A truck.

I was like, I'm so busy. I have a company retreat. I don't think I can do this. If you absolutely need me, I'll do it. She goes, yeah, just do it.

You shouldn't have said that last part. I said if you absolutely need me, I'll do it. She goes, yeah, just, yeah, you can do it. I'll replace you. I'll replace you if you back out as who she said.

The issue. Oh my gosh. That's a genius level play. That is. That is. She just outplayed you. Wait, the girls are fighting because I know what he thinks from his side of the bed. What does he think?

What is he fucking. I didn't know. I didn't know there were thoughts boiling up there. I didn't know he figured out that fucking fire beats grass yet. Because up until right now, Ludwig, the streets were saying you were the problem. Oh my God. Whoa. Was that real?

You got a lot of hours in Pokemon These days you should kind of be mugging It would literally be like Antonio Brown leaves the Patriots and goes yeah Tom Brady was a problem I just don't I don't get What he's doing over there You're Tom Brady in this scenario

A hundred percent I'll tell you what happens Because what are your acaloids in Pokemon Did you lose the past two I've been I've been a dozen Nuzlocks I've won a Pokemon tournament I got fourth in the last one You're talking like you're on a fucking

was like influencer podcast Yeah Yeah Yeah Mr. Ray In the in the In the Nuslock thing last year? Yeah but she had a team

Filled with fucking terrorists She had a gross team You couldn't make a terrorist team No because it's RNG It was a randomizer The whole tournament's fucking dumb I want a legit tournament Bro I won Wolfglics tournament

Shut up bro Fuck you Seems you we've struck a nerve He has cut his teeth on He didn't show your nerve Yeah man You did that hotel Commercial or whatever

It's not fucking Pokemon Dude fuck you bro No, he's like, pro game, like, I believe you. My Pokemon car collection is worth more than your CS2 collection. I don't, yeah, man, baby. I don't even think that's true.

No, it's not. I actually don't even think that's true. It's definitely not. It's over. It's, bro, yes. It's, it's, yeah, you got me beat. Give him one month of good inflation, and he's passed on it for sure. I'm at like 50.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Double you. Fuck me. Fuck me. He's W. You're L. Here's my experience, bro. You can see clips.

It's me and A.T. Go to a gym. I'm like, all, really lock in here. I beat the gym. This is a video game. Come on, man. Yeah.

Come on. Yes. I beat the fucking gym. I look over because he's discrored screen sharing me. His whole team's fucking dead. He's got two Pokemon with 4 HP left. And he goes,

what move do I click? And I'm like, brother, it doesn't fucking matter. It's over. And your soul's linked to him. So it matters. You can't do shit. And then I press controller R.

Yeah. And then I press control. which resets everything. I mean, is that, is this the current consensus? Because what could he possibly be saying? Is, like, you're saying that there's an objective analysis that he is dumping all your MR and losing the game. Yep.

But he's, he's somehow saying, oh, it's fucking, man, what was fucking braided? I'm not fucking me on damn mother. What were his claims? I mean, I won't say that. So we call him? I won't say who said them. Okay. But the streets told me.

Okay. Is that, you don't talk to the street. Dude, the streets were trying to cancel you for. going to chubby cattle on our subreddit. Oh, really? That person. Yeah. Someone, dude, someone posts on the subbrids,

does Aiden know about this? And it's like, chubby cattle like deletes, um, I don't know, something cringe. They like delete bad reviews or something. And it's like,

yeah, it's like, does Aiden know about this one? That's so funny. They framed it as like, um, does Aiden know about this? People in the,

like, there's a chubby cattle pet followers. He said, why would Aiden promote a place like this? Yes. As if I like know all of this. Also, if you know it, bro, I like the food.

Shut the whole fuck. If all they're doing is the leading bad reviews, who cares? It could have been worse, but either way, it was saying like, it was basically, instead of being like, hey, they talk about Chubby Cattle Hot, this is what I read. It was like, you didn't know about this? Yeah. And then people were reasonably like, what the fuck is your problem? And he was like, no, I just think it's wrong.

I think it's wrong. I think this person, many, I would say like people on this show, don't really understand what Chubby Coddle Monday is about. It's not about chubby cattle. And I'll do you one better. It's never been at chubby cattle. It's never been. We tried.

They won't let us in. Does we really did try to go? I'll never know what it tastes like in there. I've never been inside one. I'm not kidding. They would celebrate it. We celebrated it together. And Ann is a VIP and he couldn't get in.

He is a member. VATI don't mean shit no more. This is a zeroing endorsement. Their VIPs get treated bad too. I don't fucking know. I'm chubby kettle diamond. Atrioc seemed to be conveyed. a feeling of exasperation last week

upon being paired with you that you are too busy you're not gonna care you're not gonna try it's funny that these feelings and now the truth comes out came before we played together because if they came at any hour

after playing together they would have been quashed they would have been quashed wow can you do I understand why you felt that way before but we're 17 hours in on the fourth gym

Maybe we get to the bottom of this What does it mean? Maybe as journalist Hey bud, I got a quick question for you You'd be busy? What up? Oh, what's good? I'm just hanging out with slime

No one else here Okay Hey bro Just me and slime We're just saying we were talking Because we were wondering Because the streets are talking Have you heard?

They streets said a lot of things What are they saying this time? One of the things the streets are saying Is that Ludwig has just been Absolutely dogging you in this Pokemon thing in the soul in the soul link and that you have been

right now no no no no love he's not here yet but we're prepared he's gonna be here soon I just heard a lot of his shit about this I want to get my story straight I just want the whole story because I'm hearing that

he like you are pulling all the weight it's not meant to be a funny and and Ludwig is holding you back is this true can you give me your can you give me what you think no neither those things are true neither is true

honest answer yes I can give you the bullshit answer no I want the it's just us bro it's just us I want just us I just us I just us I just want the honest answer you know how the game works

sort of you get the general idea you have a dog he's yellow yeah yeah yeah you do dog fights well this is randomized right so your moves are random

their moves are random you don't know it's like gambling okay and so night one you know I got bad luck I got unlucky enemies. They just had the right types.

They kill me. That's a fast dealer. He's what it is. Dogging me and Loeb is making a big deal out of it. Okay. Like two. That's weird to him. Ludwig's fucking Ludwig's getting dog. He's wiping like crazy. I don't make a big deal out of it. So now the narrative is like

it's like because one was a big deal and one wasn't a big deal. Right. Now it's like the one that's sticking is that oh my insurance wiping. I see. So you're sorry. I I think of up. Dude, Cam just tripped in the office. Jesus, are you okay? Get up. I was laughing at it.

Sorry, he's wearing a crazy outfit. Well, I'm sorry, cam trips? Yeah, he just tripped. It was hilarious. That's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it. You know, he did the Rochelle? Yeah, yeah. So if I understand, day one, you didn't have the best performance, and he really made you feel it. Day two, he didn't have the best performance, but you did not.

I keep the vibes up. You did not make him feel. But you kept the vibes up, which is important when shit's going wrong. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. That's how it happened. You can go watch the vods, bro.

What about day three, though? What about day three? And what happened day three? Day three, we're doing pretty good. Doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. Good all around? Yeah, we haven't beat it yet.

We probably could wipe tomorrow or tonight, but yeah, that's the plan. Okay, but hey, just needed that context. That's really helpful. When Ludwig gets here, I'll make sure to sort of send the message that this was balanced on both sides. He had bad days. You had bad days. But ultimately, you're a team, and it's important to work together. Hey, wait, wait, before you go, I appreciate this call.

I'm glad you, I'm glad you're doing fact-checking journalism. Yeah, yeah. I'm just inspired by your work on LS, and I'm trying to be more of a fact-checker when it comes to, and be honest. And up front with you, right? People often say that about LS. It's really solid journalism. Because without, like, this honesty and this, like, being straight up with each other, what are we? We're animals scampering away into the night.

There's some people who even have said with you on the show, it should be called LBS. Just so unnecessary, man. I didn't say that. I killed that guy. I killed the guy who said that. Sorry, you said one more thing. Last one more thing before you go. Yeah.

I have so much video equipment. Dude, I will buy you long. It's a tonal. You what? It's a... Good guy. I love that guy. Good guy.

That was evil. That was evil. Well, actually, it was a crime. I was going to say, is that, is that a crime? It's technically a crime. What are you talking about? What is a crime? If you're a crime, somebody's conversation without telling them.

Single party consent state. It's a two-party consent state. It's a two-party consent state. I think it's a four parties here. You can't do that in life. You can not? This is, there's a single party privy to the conversation. Well, consent consent.

Yeah. What can you do? Hey, this is part of a penal code. That's fine. They shouldn't call it that. They shouldn't do. That's irresponsible to say that. You know what?

And he said something that I actually think was pretty fucking wise there, which is that we're a team. And he did raise my spirits when I lost after the first gym. And I should have raised the spirits after he lost at the seventh gym,

the third gym, the third gym, the second gym, the fourth gym, the fifth gym. Because ultimately we're a fucking team. Right, right. And we both have shortcomings. Yeah. Yeah.

And I get that. And I actually fucking RT that. And we're going to bring this shit home. That's cool. man, I'm glad you grew from that call that he didn't know you were listening to. Do you have to do this during the company retreat? Huh? No, I can't.

What do you mean? What do you mean? When? That's what I was asking. That's what, see, don't say when to that as if it's this conundrum is in a thing that happens where we have a thing that we've planned together and then we find out that like, oh, I'm doing this stream. Wait,

you know, you guys would never plan to go to six flags with all the employees and have a lot of fun and then a Ludwig would flip on a stream that same day during the time they're That would never happen. It just wouldn't happen. It just wouldn't happen. It's funny. I didn't even know why we're talking about it because it was like one of those crazy.

What do I have six arms and two penises? We don't even argue about it because I can't even imagine it happening. It's not a company trip. Don't want to get you out of this pickle. That was not a company trip. Call Adriog again for you, bud. I can get you out of this pickle. Get me out of this pickle with another crime.

What's a penal code we can break? So what is so that wouldn't happen. So does it matter? You're going to call. Ha ha, ha. You're going to have. the IRL set up playing a fucking emulator on your phone. It's all fine. It's all easy gravy.

It's great. Guys, I've been, I'm in trouble, and I'm not going to lie to you. I signed, you know how usually I mess up financially and I sign myself up for stuff? I signed the whole company up, the yard company, for this product. We get it monthly. It's basically genes that come with a pre-bulge. So we look really good in them. Yeah, I know you did this.

I found out pretty much immediately. because I still have the company Rocket Money account. And you saw it been for two years, right? I just canceled it. Oh my God. Thank you, Ludwig. I didn't realize you had the password. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You canceled the pre-bulged jeans? Yeah, I just thought. I know, we could have talked about it? I feel like we could have talked about it. We could have talked about it. No, good choice. I just, I understand that he shouldn't have subscribed to that with the company card without telling anybody,

but I think upon canceling it because it's so quick and easy. I cancel the mortgage. I feel like we should have, I cancel our mortgage for the house. Okay, bro. What? Okay, hold that's too much. Rocket Money is a one-stop shop where you can cancel all unwanted subscriptions. It texted our landlord? When we signed up for Rocket Money, the personal finance at the fines and cancels our unwanted subscriptions, not our mortgage. I canceled Alan's payments.

Alan, our accountant? Our accountant? The thing about rocket money is lower our bills and help us grow our savings. Those are recurring payments you have to legally make. We're lowering the bills right now. That's not lowering the bills. That's taxes. Internet's off tomorrow. Internet's off starting tomorrow. Why are you doing that? Let him cook. This is good. This is. We need them cooked. This is. This is save us millions. I'm saving us literally $20,000 a month. Rocket Money has the feature. Well, they will cancel the subscription for you, but you were not

meant to use it like this. Save us $50 on an energy bill. Use it for like the power? I saved us $50 in the energy bill because that one I tried to cancel and they offered me a cheaper rate and I accepted. Okay. That one's not bad, I guess. Okay, well, if you want to be like... Oh, do you guys want to spend $50 more or $50

less? Don't be like a little way, actually. Be like me when I use Rocket Money. And help... Let's reach your financial goals faster by going to rockamway.com slash the art and you can try it for zero dollars. It's a rockaboney.com slash the yard. Try it for zero dollars. I need it. I'm going to change the, uh, maybe he keeps tapping. I think that's bad.

I want to keep the jeans. I want the jeans. Okay, buddy. I want to have them. We have at least one month of subscription so you can have the jeans, but we got to get our mortgage back. I cancel this box live. No. Okay. You wouldn't. We have to go.

It's all fucking gravy, dude. It's all easy. I'm going to touch his material now. materials being experienced as a quilt like material which costs $700,000 some shit it's our merch What

He touched our merch Or your merch And he thought it was $700,000 That is just a raving review What a compliment Great Well it was the man who it was touching Obviously it was on YouTube

I would assume the same thing I didn't want to say it but I have to say it Can we notice the new shirt guy New shirt guy Slime was wearing a shirt he is clearly new. Uh-oh, vampire Bucky. He's got Bucky's merch on, guys.

He got a new shirt. Promoting Buckees. It's Halloween Bucky. You think this is a joke to me? Yeah, I was in Alabama this weekend. Damn. You're in Alabama? I was in America B. Their highlight, low light?

Um, I was with my girlfriend at a wedding and I took this picture where she's like absolutely stunning and had somehow I had been trying to be really careful the whole time to not get anything on myself. Yeah. But during this picture that her, dad took of us. I looked like I literally pissed my pants.

Yeah, there was some dribble on your cock. And it was like, I was like, it's, I tried, I swear to God, I avoided all spaghetti. Yeah. I avoided all sauces. I bought a new suit. I have a gray suit. I've never used.

I thought I looked good. You look good. It looks phenomenal. She's just this, it's perfect 10 out of 10 and I've got pissed all over my own. It's funny to fix the dribble though. Yeah, but in post, I don't care. It's more the fact that her father saw me looking like I pissed. Yeah, but you could rec on his memory.

You think so? Yeah, like Stalin. Just remove the piss treble. He's an older guy. Just sending the picture back. Look! Looks good. Thanks for the pick.

Great job taking that snap. It's very beautiful down there. I forget. It's so many trees. They've got too many trees. They got a lot of trees. Hot, though. Really hot, really humid.

The Buckees is like an amazing, an amazing play. I went like four times. Don't be promoting Buckees. Why? What do they do? They get up to all sorts of. of shit, bro. What's wrong with Bucky's? Look, it's a, it's a southern, you know, what do you call it establishment? I'm sure the Wawa and Joyer. Is that, I am a Wawa enjoyer. But Wawa's hands

clean. Bucky's hands are not clean. They made Bucky wear a mask during COVID. Look at what Buckees was doing in 1945. Let's Google it. Really? You want to get there? Buckees 1945. Wouldn't that be? It's an American company. No, I don't think you want to know. Did we take the scientists from Buckees after we won the war? I do really want to know. There is no historical of controversy from the year. There is no problems

in Boston Say. Until it was founded in 1980 too. No war in Boston say. Peter Thiel's hiding it. Buckees. Peter Teeter. The beaver based gas station chain.

They do have a aggressive history of suing small businesses. Oh, I'm sure. Bro, I mean, I'm sure their hands are bloody as hell. But what I'm saying is

it's a gas station mall. It's all the things you would find at a mall or at a gas station, but as a mall size almost. grocery store size. And it's amazing.

It's something I've never experienced in my life. And there's a giant statue, which I will say, actually I have a picture. I'll send it to you, Zipper. I'm shaking hands with him like Kim Jong-un. Like at the G-2 summit. What was your hall? What did you leave? The first time you went, what did you leave with?

I left with some sunglasses that literally broke. Okay. Nice. And the shirt? You're such an old soul, bro. Gas station sunglasses? That's some old soul shit. It's because the ones I wanted are fucking gone. Okay, it's in the group chat zipper.

But I'm trying to shake his hand. Basically, they have a golden statue of Bucky in front of the Buckees, which when you're in God's country is a little problematic because it's a false idol. I can't even shake his whole hand. You do, I got a big fucking mitt. This is me and him like solving the gas crisis in Ukraine. That statue is in pristine condition.

Shout out to the local citizens for not defile it. Dude, I went there at 4 a.m. because I couldn't sleep. They were scrubbing the parking lot. It's like a, dude, it was fully staffed at 4 a.m. It was amazing. I will say Buckees is the one establishment that it's like an American conbini. Like the way that Americans talk about Japanese 7-11. The man sweeping out front every morning.

Yes, that's the way Bucky's operating. The culture is so clean here. If you were a Japanese vlogger, and you came to America, you would, and you went to a Buckees, you would think we're different. I feel like that's what the big TikTok trend during the World Cup was like Europeans would come visit and it was their first time in like a Buckees or a Walmart

or something like that. In the Buckees, there was a guy walking around in a Bucky's mascot outfit. He looked pissed. Like, I saw him, I was getting a drink. Did he have the helmet on? He had the whole thing on. How did he look pissed?

It was like because it was body language. He came out of this side door in the very corner of the store where the drinks were. By the way, Barky's body light? Do you be sugar-free red bull? I'm like, sure. They had one row of full-sized sugar, red bulls, nothing else.

You know how here it's like the whole door is red bulls? They didn't have it, right? And so I'm like, okay, mostly white monsters. I'm like, they understand their market. Down south. Yeah, we're down south. It's a white monster country. I looked to my left.

There's a normally dressed employee, and she's kind of leading a person in a mascot outfit, and they're like sulking. They're like doing this. And I'm like... That's because when the characters walk behind the scene, they try to do it discreetly so that it doesn't break the illusion.

It more looked like he was... They called them characters, by the way. You shouldn't call them a guy in a costume. The character looked he's like he was being punished. Maybe he's, Bucky's, getting a little old and sick. No, it was a young person inside there. Either way, I go. How do you know that?

I just felt that way. Okay, to Slime's offense, you want 100% know when the guy in the suit's suppressed. You can sense it from this posture of the suit. Yes, it's a body language thing. I've experienced all this. We're humans. Anyway, this guy's walking around.

I'm in there and I'm like, my god, to my girlfriend, I want a picture with Bucky. Like, we just did the one outside, but like, I can actually shake his hand like it's the G2 summit. You know, like we're trying to solve the Nord Stream 2 pipeline crisis. And I didn't have, I wasn't, I was too chicken shit

because he looked like he was having such a bad day. I didn't want to make him do something for me. Maybe he was having a bad day because nobody asked for a picture. I look over. There is an Asian couple who is, they're clearly so excited. Fascided. Much like we would be in a family mart. And they're taking pictures. They take

several pictures with Bucky. They're making him do different buildings. In America, their gas stations are Wonderland, filled with 80 options of beef jerky. Yes, bro. It seems like they've replaced all water with this white monster. Everyone seems quite aggressive in their big trucks. They think it's hard like Bacari sweat. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was, and so I look back. This is Bucky. They're just posing him like, they took so many pictures with this guy.

Apparently they found a real humanoid gopher. 40 years ago and they made this whole store. They feed them all types of jerky. It keeps them fresh. If I was Bucky at the gas station, I would want people to take pictures with me. It probably doesn't happen that often. Man, you would be surprised.

It was, I don't know what about this one, particular one in Alabama, but it was, uh, it was so. Is it on, is it like near like a major highway? Like, if you're, if you're road tripping, would you cross this Buckees easily?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well then they probably does get a lot of pictures. How many Buckees are there? Oh, I'm going to guess in the United States. I'm guessing only, 50. I'm going to say there are

I'm going to say there are 82 buckies It's not over a hundred I don't think I don't think it's over 100 Yeah They're just so big They're just so big Usually

I'm gonna go fucking Thousand I mean I don't know That's absurd Sometimes there's just a gas station Sometimes it's just a gas station I don't brand it as buses I went higher because sometimes they're smaller

I've never seen a buckies That's not a Buckees Zipert show me 1000 30 Great Guess bloodwig. 58.

Bang! 58. What's the most northern state? Texas has 37 of them. Colorado's most northern state. Everything bigger, Texan. Wow. And none are in California.

No. It wouldn't do well over here. Dude, the wedding I went to was very, it was very, so the guy who does it, who weddings them. Officiates. It is very religious.

And so he's wearing like the shawl, the priestly shawl. And he says this line, he's like, and so man submits to Christ and so because of that the woman submits to their man and someone in the crowd was like oh

and we're just watching this like very very religious wedding and it was like there was a cross and shit and it was crazy and it could be our wedding and that's going to be Ludwig and Cudy's wedding that's really beautiful it's going to be beautiful I already picked out of the shawl for him Who is going to be your guy?

Do you have a guy? Yeah, the officiant. Yeah. It's a family member. It's a family member. It's a family member. I do not understand this wedding. They are not related.

Do you have a twoll to it. That's way better. It was not a family member. I don't care. Right. Have a twill do it instead. Is that just the only French person you could think of? No, I think he's really talented.

I think he's pretty suited for it. He's talented. Imagine he has his classes and he's like reading whatever it is in a French accent. He's amazing. Hello? I play back man. You paid for those flowers, bro. You can kind of get away with some different...

I'm happy with the official. We got fucking clip for that conversation, bro. And he knew what he wanted me. And then I got a DM from QD, bro. It was messy. We got no more talking about the flowers. What happened? I kept everything above board.

Nick, you know, he gets a little misogynistic from time and time. I don't even remember what I was not misogynistic. I said I bought the flowers and Nick goes... Oh, he knows. That's how you knows. Nick goes women. It's right. The woman is a part of you.

Oh. The woman is a part of you and you are a part of God. That's what Nick said. That's what Nick said. Nick said you must submit to the flowers, which means she submits to you. Wait, was this on the episode without me? Yes. Oh, that's right.

You weren't there. He wouldn't there. I forgot. Dude, we've been doing dance lessons. Yeah. Okay. First off, dance is looking good. Okay.

It's looking good. She gets the pin drop down? It's good. There's a big pin drop moment. But, uh... Tanky leg. She got out of the duggy, the tanky leg. There's a big lift moment.

There's a big lift. There's a big lift. Okay. She was keen on having a big lift. Are you like swing dancing? I am down for a big lift. No, just lifts any time. You lift.

It's this thing. You can do any type of lift. That's one type of lift. Okay. You're not throwing her into the air like a baby. No, no, no, no. I think that'd be a toss. That would be a toss as a lift.

But she wanted a big lift. And I was like, I'm down for a big lift. But like every time we would go to practice the lift, she would... basically say I couldn't do it. And I was starting to get bad. She would say you Ludwig are unable to do this. But from the lens of I'm too big, you can't lift me.

But I'm taking it like, oh, I'm fucking weak now. You're not strong enough. I'm fucking pussy. You're like, I did 20 of your pullups in a row. And I'm like, I think I can do it. I think I can do it. Okay. I'm fucking 20 fucking pulse in a row.

I can fucking. You don't know what I bench. 23 yesterday. She don't even even what I bet. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't know.

Honestly, she doesn't know how impressive you are in the gym. It's one of your shining strengths. It's like she refuses to see it because the evidence is right in front of it. I have video. I have thousand pound club. Boom. Well, it's.

What are you fucking piping up for? The bar fucking crushes you. Oh. You pipe it up. Oh my God. You are young men. When he benches, it makes xylophone sound. A coffin desk comes out.

It looks like the bar's bendy. But you're not the thousand pound club anymore. It's like a pencil when you hold it in your face. in your fingers. That's about a bit more. Yeah, but it's like it's like being a veteran. So have you gone for a lift?

What? Have you gone for a lift? Yeah, I went for the lift. And was she just like, that was a fluke? Or was she like, oh, I see it now. She's gaining confidence. Well, it's not like you failed the lift. So what can she say?

Well, it didn't. Her feet left the ground. It didn't go magically. Oh, God, Ludwig. It wasn't enchanting. I wasn't. Did she get the ick? I think she got a little bit of the ick initially.

But we figured we got there. We got there. She got an ick from your lift? Dude, it's a fucking skill And I have to master the skill Yeah, but it's a skill that she is subject To see you grow at Which is very hard to do

You don't have to run with the backpack on You know what I mean? You can't walk faster, yeah You probably could have just done it Is it gonna be fucking good Probably just could have done it right Dancing's gonna be fine I'm a good fucking dancer

What's the song? What's the, your wedding song? I'm gonna tell you That's a secret Okay, that's a secret bro Okay, tell them in the wedding And I won't make a face I don't remember her answer

But Qudy just flat out told us When we asked at the suit thing Oh. Is she? Yeah. So, the hell? The only secret for you.

The little secret. Okay. But he wasn't there for that. I found an awesome bit to run on your, on your partner in the airport. They're following you around, right? Because you're the leader.

Yeah, of course. Figuring out where to go and shit. You every now, you turn around, you get, lady, you got to quit follow me. I don't know. I like how in your world, they're following you.

She hated it. She fucking hated it. When you scan your tickets on the plane? Sorry, ma'am, it's my job. turn. She'd be like touching my shoulder somewhere waiting to get on like on the sky bridge to the plane. I'd be like lady you gotta quit

touch me. I don't know who you are. You've been following around all day. That's really good. That's really good. You say really loud so people look? Oh God. I'll change my for the whole weekend. Did not. I kept doing it. But then

she's cool because she matches my freak because she was like, why not? in the airport? That is like, dude, you can't say that. That is at all. I said, you can't say that if that goes wrong and then I start explaining like,

we can't fly anymore if you do that. She's like, well, you don't know me, so it doesn't matter. I'm like, okay, fair enough. Why would you care about a random lady not being able to fly? It's weird you would care about that. She solved the puzzle very quickly.

Look at you barked back at a dog. They're confused? What are you doing? You about the pedophile on the plane? No. They caught a damn pedophile? The Wheel of Fortune announcer. Oh my God, yes, I did.

Wait, what? The Wheel of Fortune guy was on the show The Wheel of Fortune. The announcer, not the host. He was on a plane, and he opens his laptop using a secure browser and goes into a chat room, where everyone's talking about how bunch of a pedophile they are. And someone is just watching their screen and like, wait a minute, that's really bad. He was using a website for minor attracted people to talk to each other. Tim and his bunch of his map friends in a little chat room and he's going,

what's up my maps and then they're like, hey, I'm on a map quest. And the, like, did it like screenshot? Like, did the screenshot have like all the names? You could pull it out right now. They actually did. But they're like, screen names. Can you like read them? Like really clear. They're really clear?

Master Calvin 45. One of the messages is really funny because a guy is he's like, I'm talking to you guys on a plane. And then somebody replies like, on a plane, are you worried someone will see? And then he's like, nah, dude. But imagine I go watch boy porn right now. Yeah, dude. And then someone is just reading this like, why is the fuck?

Yeah. And they just snap a couple picks. And the crazy part is he's also wearing a Wheel of Fortune jacket. Wait, so he, hold on. He's, he didn't like open the laptop call like, oh my God. No, no. He's actually active and was spending time in the chat.

Yeah, he might as well have been legs up, socks off on his armrest in front. He was probably a VoIP. In the sound port. He made a con play. again with the music butt. Dude, this is, I remember, I took a, a big risk. Because this guy was sitting next to me on a flight once. He looked like a guy in like probably his 40s or his 50s.

And he's just sending emails on the flight. And you know, periodically like, look over. Yeah, you got to spy on the guy to play. It's his normal stuff. It's right there. Yeah. It's right there. And one, he sends a long email about, just about e-sports to like a friend.

but it's not very clear. It's very with the air of like, I'm in my 40s or 50s and don't really understand what E-sports is. And I... The flight's so long. I don't have anything to do.

And I just leaned over it. I'm like, I'm really sorry. I know this is weird. Like I... You're insane for this. This is crazy to do. But then I cracked it. We had a conversation about it, so...

So how did he react when you said, I've been reading your email over your shoulder? He did seem weirded out at first, but then the conversation just went. You bet. that you would be charming enough to get past that and swum him. I think, yeah, and I think I was successful.

Did you preface? Like, hey, I'm a bit of a freak. I like reading what people are out to. Or were you just like, oh, esports. What did you say? What's that say? That's e-sports. No, I don't know what that word is.

Shouldn't capitalize the E anymore. That's a better way to do it. Unignorable. I think I said, hey, I noticed, like, I quickly had looked over, and I'm sorry, I noticed that your email had the word e-sports. Hey, it could have noticed that was a typo on line four. And I work in that industry right now.

Do you work in that industry as well? Like, what do you do? Okay. I think that was like my opener. But like was the conversation worth it? No. I remember. I mean like if you wanted like an end justify the means the conversation,

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On Uber. On a conversation. You have it toggled on yes conversation. Please tell me about yourself. He's talked to me. Don't even drive. What do you have? Do you have a toggle off?

Keep it parked and let's just chat. You're parked and let's fucking learn about each other and explore our bodies. The default setting for comfort is quiet car. I never changed it. I thought the default setting was no preference. That's what mine is. And I'm the ultimate don't care guy. Oh, then I've been sending no preference.

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Get up. Run your business smarter with Square. Dude, cuties and eaves-droppers. She eaves drops on fucking every damn conversation. She loves eavesdropping. And I'm an oblivious man. So sometimes she'll react to something she eavesdropped on. And I'll be like, what's going on?

I don't know. But we're at a store because I was getting my wedding band. I was choosing it out. And I'm just looking at the wedding bands. Let me guess. Silver black dragon all the way around, almost touching his own tail. Your band would have gold on it. My band does have gold on it.

and I know you, bro. My band's got gold and 31 diamonds. She looks like a chandelier. She looks fucking precious. You lied about the diamonds. Yeah, it's got 62. But we're there and I'm picking it out and I'm looking and I'm talking to the guy

and that's all I'm listening to. And then she like turns to me, she goes so sad. I'm like, oh yeah. So that one, maybe it would be cool for me. And then there's a like other couple shopping. And then she's like, I'm gonna do something.

I've, I should have no fucking clue what's going on. And then I see she basically pays for the deposit of a couple's ring who had been ring shopping but couldn't afford the ring. Oh my God. As they left, so she's talking to the people who worked there. She's like, could I please pay the deposit so they could get the ring.

Wow. And then they start crying. Oh my God. No one's ever done this. It's so beautiful. Oh my God. What's your name? It's so beautiful.

And then, and then they're like, let us call the couple. I'm Cinderella. I'm cutey Cinderella. Tell everyone. And I'm like, I just, I have no clues come back. I didn't even know there's another couple in the story. They call them, the couple comes back. Now they, they're fucking, everyone's crying.

They're all hugging. Yeah, and you're like, no, I want the dragon to be. It's own tail because it came all the way around. I was playing with like the abacus and all the toys For the kids in the corner The doctor's office I'm nine and a quarter That's what I found out

I'm nine and a quarter That's what I didn't know But but yeah that's what She had eavesdropped in Been touched by the story of this couple Trying to get married That's beautiful That's awesome

It was yeah it was beautiful And then I picked out my ring size W. W for you hey W for both of you I still don't know this story Would you be mad and be honest with me I go to your wedding, I attend it. Yeah.

I bring a couple of my Chinese triad friends. Unannounced? Unannounced. Yeah. But they're lovely. And this is at the wedding ceremony and the rehearsal. Sorry, in the dinner. We want to go to all of it.

Yeah. No, it would be horrible. Horrible? It'd be horrible. Why? Why would it be horrible? What a word? Yeah.

Because you have to, there's a very strict. I don't have you know a wedding. Very strict number of seats and meals that you get. Okay. And so I would feel so bad letting these Chinese triad members starve while everyone else eats. And there's no way for them to sit. It's such, okay. They'll sit on the floor.

Would you be mad if me and my girlfriend drop out of the wedding and instead two of my favorite Chinese triads go in our step? Yeah, and he can be on. They're very, you can be in the pyramid. Dirty guys. I mean, he's been around. the block, right? He's a tough guy. It's just you'd also be at the table then. And he'd be at the table. Well, two of them would be at the table.

Yeah. And so then they would get to know everyone at the table. And they'd do a speech together. Yeah. Because there's also a speech for them. I am locked in for a speech. Yeah. Can he do the speech? Let him do the speech. I fill him in on all of your guys' relationship and all everything. Are you vouching? Of course

I'm vouching. If you vouching, then yeah. Okay. But then it reflects on you. It's like, what does it reflect on me that I have awesome friends? Not like if it goes poorly Oh, right, I'm on the hook. You're on the hook.

You're on the hook. They should be fine. They should be totally fine. Judgmental. But he's, they're a part of the triad. You know. What does that mean?

I mean, well, it's an organized crime syndicate. What's the application there? So he can't have a job? Right. Like this is, it's annoying that you're saying this, Aden,

because who are you to say that a Chinese triad can't enjoy themselves? He shouldn't have a job. Right? That's how you sound. It's like D&D, but it's real. Maybe I shouldn't have assumed that the triad member has offended,

committed any crimes. Maybe I should give it. I guess I would give him the benefit of the doubt. I mean, you want to talk about some of the white collar crimes that happen every day. Right. It's like we're all in a triad. What's your bleeding heart for Markiplier who basically rug pulled? He basically rug pulled. Okay.

Markiplier basically rubbed. Okay. Markiplier did nothing wrong. Sorry, just for the clip. I just wanted to get that out of the way. That's smart. You're bleeding hard only extends out to the whites. Oh, the clip's still going. And the mix. No, no, no.

And the mix. The walls of this clip are closing. It's a bad clip that I'm walked into right now. I just got back here. What happened? No, you were in the clip. We're continuing the conversation. really did the police earlier.

Do I need to give the benefit of the doubt to every triad member at a wedding? I think at a wedding you should because that's like off limits, right? Yeah. No one's going to, no one, no one's going to. It's off limit. Triad crimes won't happen at the wedding. No, triad crimes wouldn't have at the wedding. It's like the mob.

I'll say this, networking may happen. And later on. A little bit of networking. Can I network at the wedding with the triad member? Of course. I would encourage it. If I'm on the hook for you, I would want you to have a good time. Network with somebody that I am vouching for. Are you going to have good food here?

wedding. You choose the food, bro. Okay, you choose one or two options. Yeah. Three. So how good are the options? Beef for chicken. Bro, it's, I... Do you vouch?

Yes, I vouch. They'll pack a meal if I need to. Don't fucking... Don't pretend what your taste is so incredible, bro, that the fucking wedding meal is not going to hit. Do I need to bring an Anders pre-ported meal to this wedding? Be honest with me. Wait, can Anders come?

I've been... I've been on. place to this wedding. But yeah, he hangs out with my Chinese triads. That's so fun. Look at the table at the front. It looks crazy. It looks like a Rickmorey universe picture.

I assume. Okay, if you come, bro. Wait, who are you sending? Who are you sending, bro? Am I sending a place of me? Yeah, I'm going to say Glave. 6-4, Glave. So, Glave, this guy from the Chinese triad.

I pulled to fucking dinner you crack open a glass box I'm never talking to you again. Play that right now. Hey, they're a microwave? They're a microwave. Cudy, Peter's like, that looks good. I want some of that.

Aiden, I'll help you find a microwave. Let's go. Peter, I never finish these. I never finish it. You may now kiss the Pets Aiden and he's always burr. Talking to someone on his watch.

No, no, I can't. No. God, the watch. No, no, I can't. He pulls it out. It's not hot enough. It's not hot enough. Let me get my headphones.

I'm actually, I'm actually at a wedding right now. I'm actually at a wedding right now. They're about to finish. It's almost over. It's almost over. You guys almost done? Dude, we're gonna ruin your fucking wedding, bro. That's just gonna suck for you.

That's just gonna suck for you. What are you gonna do? What's, what, like, pattern are gonna be on, like, the tablecloth? There's three. Three patterns. I like who he knows. That's ball.

Can I guess? Yeah, you could guess. Maybe like a straw hat pattern? No, there's no straw hat pattern. Is there any, any, any? One piece influence at your wedding at all. Not intentional. But subversive.

Yeah, I'm sure you could find illusion. Is there a showtah minibar? Showhah mini bar. Like a Shohey Otani mini bar. No. Is there like a cocktail to Showhay Grand Slam? Oh, that'd be money, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, man.

No, there's no Tani Grand Slam. Is there a thing? And there's hers. It's like, you know, the Dr. Mario special. The bar is not themed. No. It's not, like, custom cocktails at all. I think we said no to custom cocktails. Can I get a nasty gial bum me off the track, please?

Meat, no ice. Because I didn't want to make a custom... I don't like custom cocktails. Why? Just order what you want to order, you know what I mean? You don't like getting the one-up soda or something? No. No.

I like a little little. Let me get the fucking dragon lord vandal. That's a good, Dragon lore Vandal. Dragon Lord Vandal. Fyre d'all. Fire skin for one. Yep.

That would be great skin. It's a brand new skin that came up with themselves. And then, and then it's like a drink that's like red with tequila. And he's sort of what you want to order at the bar. Guy who doesn't care. I don't care. Guy who wants to put in less effort.

I don't care. He seems like he's putting in a lot of effort. I see it. I'm fucking out there, bro. I'm going to a suit appointment after this. Bro, he was bag. We were getting her tuxes. fit and stuff and he was

begging cuties like can I wear like one with like Ruby red? Can I wear Ruby Red? She's like no No lord we can't wear Ruby Red What about Thalo Blue? I was I was pushing Wait why do you're gonna do a shoe fitting

You already got your thing right? Just say no no no Because there's three days Holy shit maybe you just wear like a Oh and you gotta have like a Spoke outfit for the day of Different fit yeah I got a narrow jacket day one Day two we got a tux day three

I'm going with a kirtamies What'd you A what? What'd you say? A curta? Oh my God. A curta. I heard something else.

I heard it. I heard what I heard. I don't know what you guys heard. It's just all over print of his face. It's really tight around here. What about like a, you know where vest? No. I think you could wear a nice, like a red.

Have you done your fitting? Huh? Have you done your fitting? Not yet. You fucker. You said you'd do it Friday. I know. You lied.

I, No, he did a much more important thing that day. Which was? the advice show. We did the advice show. And you guys play Counterstrike together that day because I saw the call

and I thought that was cool that Yan and Ludwig are playing Counterstrike together. Oh, yeah, three. Four hours of Counterstrike instead of doing the fitting. Searching, searching, avenue of escape. Nothing found. Can I make a face on this one? Yeah, you make a really.

What do you mean? No. What do you mean? No. Because you started Counterstrike at three and you played till seven. No. What do you mean no? No, that's not.

You know you gave him a speech? You have a speech, by the way. Ooh. I mean, still? I know that. Yeah, yeah. Now, I know that now. What do I make the speech?

What is it for? You're making a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. You're doing a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. Oh, we're both doing that? I'm celebrating your life. Oh, too. That sounds like you died. Yeah, for to celebrate the marriage and union of the only matrimony.

That's so sweet. You skipped a suit fitting for CS2. Wait. Oh, yeah, we're back on that. I think this isn't what happened this isn't what happened he's doing a shudky smile because he knows the real reason

isn't really that good either he just knows this is technically wrong the real reason is not that good Nick is right he knows me pretty well what he's saying dude get the soup in trouble if it's not if I'm in trouble I meant to do it Saturday morning

I didn't do it Saturday morning were you jacking off I don't know I know what I fucking mean to you, bro. I don't know what I fucking mean to you, bro. What do you mean to you? You just told me I have a speech. You wouldn't have told him.

No. He would have found out he had a speech like that day before. And then I would have just had to free ball in it. Yeah, he would have been great. I like weddings. You like them? I like going to him. I think if you got a nice, like, red vest

with like buttons in the middle and you maybe got some like jean shorts. Oh, and the jacket that Phoenix has in a valor. Don't wear a jacket, maybe like a straw hat. He's thinking, he's just trying to, he's doing monkey de Loofy's fit. You didn't pick up on it. I was monkey de Loofy's fun. Some open toe fucking sandals and then maybe like a gum, gum, gum fist or something that you can blow up.

I'm sorry. Surely there's been a fully one-piece themed wedding. Like, even the outfits. I've been to a melee-themed wedding. Yeah. And One Piece is way bigger. That's Bobby Scar Newman's wedding. The Blade Wise won the tournament.

Of course And Bladwise didn't win the tournament At his tournament wedding That wasn't it No no it was Bladewise's wedding That had a tournament Bobby did not have a tournament at his wedding Oh that's what I was like

Is there another wedding tournament? I didn't know about it happened One piece wedding There it is Don't show this a little bit That's not a theme That is just a backdrop for a photo That's true

I'm talking like Like even the bride and the groom Have like the outfits on Like they're that in the way I mean bro they do have a wanted poster. Do you? Okay. Wait, is this like a plate?

Because this is a bunch of different couples. Yeah, it does look like a place for you. That looks like Tim Robinson. What's the fuck? That'd be tough. And Pam from the Hama That's an awesome cake, bro. That's genuinely an awesome cake.

That's a great cake. You could have fucking... Are you gonna turn to Q Cinderella and say you're my, you've always been my player too. Wow. Seems like an insult. I'm honored to be your player too.

Yeah, there. go. There you go. That's way better. Making yourself player ones a little. I'll pass you the controller when I die. What's the most gamer thing at your wedding? The people there. The presence of the gamers? Yeah. Is 10s going? No.

Ah, sorry tens. I know you're watching. He's not watching. I tried. He's not watching, bro. He's hanging out with his fucking new, fucking crew. His new crew. He's a new crew? He started a new, like, content crew. He's in a content group. Horrible name. What is it? Core? Above average.

D. George? Above average? AA. A.A. Welcome to A.A. Please state your name. Which is funny because A.A. is taken. It's all advancements in Minecraft for the speed run. CORE is also a bad name. Minecraft would be so funny.

You have to attend an A.A. meeting but in Minecraft and everyone's jumping around and shit. What are they doing? Are they making Vamor into content? Nope. Nope. Now, why would you say that? They're making like lifestyle challenges. I would say collaborative videos.

They kind of combine gaming, dancing, and pop culture. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a focus on that for sure. Do you believe, Ludwig, do you believe in the content group that is organized with, like, having a group in mind first? What I mean by this is like, some groups just kind of, my happenstance, these people are always streaming together and they kind of form out of like the, we're already doing this.

Let's give ourselves a name. Some groups are like manufactured. Like, I want to start a group. I'm going to now source the people. Do you believe in that second type? Dude, I don't even know if I believe in this group. Is this? Is this?

What the longest running podcast in the world. Is this? Not close. This feels like I get an air. Maybe I don't know enough about their relationship. But is this a little CSA, UTA, Bordroom, pitch? Ew, that's dark.

That's dark. I don't think that is, no. No. No, I think that's just some fucking young kids trying to have some fun. Trying to have some fucking fun. Don't have some fucking fun. Guys, you can have some fucking fun, dude.

I think Faze was successful. but that is like specifically that's the first version no no it's the second version the phase was a very curated group of people who were chosen none of them hung out with each other beforehand

or most of them wait interesting that's kind of against the spirit of the question it was an already existing IP yeah I think I would feel the same if it was in like core is a better example where it's like it's a new IP

I've don't understand why the IP super matters because phase was a failing IP with several failing groups. Because I think I get, yeah, I mean, I think it's different because with the lasting IP there's already an affinity from fans to care about

this thing and these people. But I don't think that's the reason it was successful. Like, phase, I mean, fucking ass banks, bro, it is, bro. Fays had a bunch of failed groups. Banks would say the brand is everything. Poor banks, bro. Banks, if banks said look at Ron's numbers before and after, bro. And by the way, him and Marlin, bro, that shit is not, does not look like it's ending soon.

No, bro. And I have to step in. I want them to fucking square it up because they're all coming on my fucking wedding. Are they fucking fighting? And the Chinese triad and by inviting does not like conflict. Banks, if you learn a little Swedish, we can fucking ease this over, man. I will help you. Marlin,

Lacey, Banks, Ron all go, the Clavs Club. They sit down over some bottle service and they figure some shit out. And 30 bad ones surrounding them. In case they got to draw a vote. Let's leave it to fucking democracy. That's the baddies.

And the baddies vote. Me and Clave got some beef. Come on. You and Clav got beef. Yeah, bro. Is it because of what he said about fucking your girl's group? About it's about... Fear and in the thing member?

Oh, no. That was fucking, he was spot on. Does that deep in the beef? He was spot on for that. What Clav say about fear and? He said like, there was a picture of the audience at a Fear Ann show, live show, and he said, look at all the soys. The left should have accepted me.

But I think that's a, it's a more complicated statement than he knows. which is kind of interesting. The thing that fucking made us have a little beef is someone said, why are you not invited to streamer games? And he said, I don't go to that fucking cringe shit. Can you do?

And it's like, well, fuck, bro, there goes 27 out the water, out the window. It is pretty jester. He said it was jester. He said it was jester. It is.

Writing mechanical bowl on stream is jester. I don't know what to tell you a lot of big. I mean, you know, Clav and his ilk are the movement of anti-gester streaming. It doesn't have to be gay,

or occasionally fucking cool to do? Yeah, but it's Jester when you're on a fucking yacht with 30 bad ones around you. That's the difference. When he looks at two women making out and he goes, ooh, he looks like Jim from the office, that's Jester. Let's make no mistake. It's a little jester. But he's on a fucking goddamn yacht and there's like seven Bugatti's on there and they're flying off the fucking deck. Like, kill yourself. Clive would never be caught dead taking a penalty kick

in his life. He would never subject himself to the potential embarrassment. Dude, I've rewatched Dante's penalty kick. It's insane. He's like, yeah. This fucking kick is going to go upper left bins. Because I am someone who knows that if he puts it out in the universe, it will happen. And my goal is giving me cancer. And sometimes the ball gives you cancer and you can't do shit about it. You just have to go next.

It's just 1B9. You have to go next and gives you cancer. And penalties aren't kind of 1V9. And then he kicks it and it just goes so far right. Like it's insane how far right it goes. it's so, it's beautiful It's fucking loo in my jungle I can't do you hear what happened

At his wedding Danteses? Yeah No, that happened A little bit of drama What could what? Could it happen What could have fucking happened

You know about You know who Tarzan is Yeah Yeah Zanium Tarzan toxic league player Yeah Made some enemies

In his day One of them is You know Alycopter Don't know this one And an enemy of Tarzan This is we've actually We've actually reached

My Threshold For names On this episode We've named so many people In the past five minutes Go back to microwaving your dish in the fantasy of a Netflix wedding. So, Dantes,

Oh, Dantess, chicken. Friends with Tarzan. You know, they play together. Yeah. Alicopter wants to fight Tarzan.

Are they all at the wedding? Alicopter, not friends with Dontest, not invited to that. Is Alicopter a woman? Alicopter man. Man. It's not like Allison Copter.

No. Aalicopter pulls up to the wedding. the wedding, waits outside at the chance that Tarzan shows up because he thinks Tarzan is going to be invited to fight Tarzan. That is insane.

You have a big enough beef. Tarzan, not invited to the wedding. Never shows up. Crazy didn't just gas. Well, I'm fucking, I'm hungry out here, so if I could get a little bit about a plate before I leave, that would be nice. But what's crazy, he didn't, he didn't just

corn or some of turkey. He didn't just show up like in streetclos. he shows up in wedding attire. That's tough as hell, bro. Dantz goes, piss, sees Aalicopter, he's like, what's up, dude? And he's like, Alicapter's like, dude, congrats on the marriage.

He's, what are you doing here? And he's like, just hanging out. And he's just sitting there. He didn't go in the wedding. So he just lying? Well, he didn't fucking tell him the whole truth that he's like, yeah, I was hearing the off chance that Tarzan shows up so we're fucking fighting.

That's crazy. What did Tarzan do? to him. This matters so much. I don't know more context in this. I, but I think, I don't know if there's something you could do that justifies doing it at the wedding. If, if Tarzan, like, just go to Tarzan's house. If he killed someone in my family, just go to his house. Yeah, but if you don't know where that is, then he posts his dot, just to go, I'm going to go show, I'm going to show up at his dot. Well, and this goes back to what I was saying, that weddings are a bit sacred and the Chinese triad would never do something like this. Chinese tribe would never do. No, no, no. Because they understand that

that that's the wedding. It's the wedding. You handle it after the wedding. Dante's having a kid, I think. You see? Dante's had a kid? He's having one. Oh, yeah, yeah, having a kid. He's baby mugging you too.

You can't get ahead. I'm not getting... What do you even have over him? Yeah. If anything. I can't. Guys, have you collab with Jigsie ever? I don't...

Like one-on-one ever? I don't mean to put you guys down, but I'm closer to Dantis than you guys will ever be, right? So it's like... Okay, yeah. I'm a family. man here. Like, I understand you guys got girlfriends

and shit, but like... You're on, you're standing on the Eiffel Tower, it's like, who's closer to Mars? It's like, it's so fucking fucking... You need to understand. I can get to you in 20 minutes. I am Brian Scalabrini, he is LeBron. You guys play ball, like, wreck and that's fucking cool and shit. Yeah, so you self

admittedly averaged like a couple points in that last season? I'm in the league. It says in the NBA. I'm the fucking league. He said, him and Dantes are in the NBA and we play at the fucking park. I'm in the fucking league, bro. I appreciate that. I phone with Brandon, bro. have fun bro i hope you guys are fun playing wreck basketball we're not actually not when he cracked the cord did it rain could you not play yesterday because it rained

we play indoor bro that's a good magging you can't play when it rains that's really funny dude remember at the uh the when i fought those kids playing basketball who walked in it was um pop out at your party oh um it was who does that song not T.J. It was... That's crazy. Is it Lil'J?

No. I can't remember his name. Some big ass rapper just walk by. He's like, yeah, play basketball here sometimes. Had a whole crew. I'm with the game. I'm with the gang. There's two rappers. Polo G. Polo G. Polo G. And Zika was like, is that Polo G? And then you were like, oh, God. By golly it is? I'm like, by golly, that's Polo G.

Oh, man. Dude, today's field day. It's field day today. You guys need any tips. Let me know. Is there going to be fucking drama again? Drama? I'm rating champ.

I don't want to hear anything. How are the rules this year? I don't know them. I'm the ref. I was supposed to confer with Nick's girlfriend after I was too tired from flying because my girlfriend scheduled a layover, which was really smart of her.

This is perfect because... Damn. Yeah, bro. Dude. That's nice. put you on two planes to one place, man What is that? Girl.

You can just do a plane. No, no. We can use one plane. We go stand for them. We have to stand for... You can't do one plane, Alabama. It was... No, well, we had to fly to Atlanta

and the drive. Actually, that's why the trip was so... It was fun, though. It was a fun trip. I was giving her shit. But I don't know. She should stop following around shit. No, this is perfect.

We have a ref, and it's someone I trust to enforce rules. So you're not touching the rules. No, we didn't have a ref last year. We needed one. We needed one. It just...

Last year you were the ref and first place. Okay, here's the list. It's weird I can do everything. Here's the list at the field day score sheet. She actually designed this as well. She tries really hard and shit. Don't let games, man. Let me just see the, I just want to see the layout.

Cool. Leak one game. Oh, man. Leak one fucking game, pussy. I'll leak one game. It's one's just called Don't Get God. Great leak. It's Aiden.

he's in a bear costume you don't want to get got because you don't want to find out what happens you look a little like salmon yep that's the yard podcast for this week I hope you enjoyed it it's a Labor Day episode

so you got our labor on your day we're gonna go and do the damn field day and I'm sure next week or when we actually have tomorrow the Patreon episode will be the post field day episode if you want to see how pissed off

we are at each other from activities out Go ahead and check the Patreon episode. If you want it. If you fucking win again, I'm genuinely mad. Have you want to come over in my house? To be a, to be fair, she has kept me, like,

out of the loop on any games where information matters. Yeah. Yeah, but you could have still been training. She's like, don't go into a little room. I can't wait for Nick to fucking turn around and be like, guys know how this one works. Hey.

Guys have a good chart for this one. I just, this year, win or lose, win or lose, I'll always be a champ. I always got that. Yes, you have a ring. Yeah, he's on my team last year. All right. See you next week. Bye-bye.