The Yard - Ep. 267 - The Pokemon Drama

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

This week, the boys talk about Aiden's new chef (a yard fan), the upcoming field day, and Atrioc & Ludwig playing Pokemon together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Call me crazy. I think a 40 minute difference makes the dump way different. Can I say a five minute dump implies he cares? Where's the line? He pushed it out. Where's the line is? I think it's a good question. Considerate dump? Ten minutes maybe. At what point is the dump now stalling time? All I did now is a waste of time. I took a dump. I bidade. I wiped once and that was I didn't spend time in there. I think there's no timeline. I think it's if you pulled your phone out, I think you lose. I'm gonna pull my phone out while I'm shitting. But you have to...

You're not allowed to if you're in a rush. There's a period of time where you can phone for sure. I don't know if there is. A guy who... You know what? I don't know if there is. Sorry, what did Lakewig want to say? He's just firing on everybody right now.

I'm not firing on Luddwig. I'm literally firing on Lodwig because I made a face. Lakewig make a face and firing. Anyone notice that? It was fine. I made a face and I was firing on one man who got mad that I made a face. We were we recording? Okay.

I got mad that I made a face. I don't think it's crazy to make a face. It's funny to make a face. Also, you could have ignored it. Nothing happens. I'm defending your face. You could have ignored it. That would never work on you.

Because he could just not see it, right? I made a face. There was a world you ignored it. Yeah, there was a world he didn't see the face. Nothing happened. If somebody, it's for you. If he hid the face better, I wouldn't have been mad. How you want me to hide my face?

Yeah, the face is loud. It was a loud face. We are planning something that has consequences for him. yes it's true and he doesn't know that yet but it's fair for him I didn't consider that in the grander scheme

it's fair for him to make it vindicated I didn't consider that you might be vindicated but you're vindicated on the idea that you accept the punishment what's a punishment

what is this? It's slimes we've I've named it it's called it's Slimes penance what's it? We're doing a where there's a company retreat this week

for who? The company that this office is in okay This is a company. Exempt. A little fucked up. I would- Can I say? I would argue exempts not the term.

It's more denied. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. For him. Exempt for you, denied for him. More fucked up. I'd rather be exempt. I know. Yeah, well, exempt comes from within. That's the thing.

I've just been such a good boy all year. I would assume I could hang out with Radstad's in the, I don't know, Mexico jacuzzi or whatever you guys are doing. I'm exempt from Christmas and the Casa Bonita experience. We're going to Guadalajara. No shit. Guadalajara. Okay. We're all flying a guard. We're getting it done for Christian. Really? Cheaper down there.

And all, all hands on deck, Christian, uh, hair system. 2,000 follicles. Bonanza. Two thousand follicles. You know how ours swap 2,000 follicles? So it takes a long time. We all 13 on it. It takes a long time. They all, they let you up to 15 people in the room to cheer. Yeah. Well, it goes out. That's so sweet. I know.

But it has to be in Spanish. So we're, now we have a crash course. So every follicle is like, oh, hey! Yep. Yep. Imagine that two thousand times. Kelby cries and gets his done like cushion's getting chemotherapy. We all lift our beanie's, we've all had it done.

Dude, imagine a beautiful, like, mosaic of a skull with all different hair, follicles, thickness, colors from every employee.

We gave our hair. Donated. Yeah. You all have bandages on your head. Oh, put Aidan's in the back. Put Aidan's back here, man.

So, so, we have our company trip. I wanted to do a scavenger hunt. It's not Tuguayalajah, no? It's to Guadalajara. For real? No.

Okay. But I wanted to do a scavenger hunt. And I, Tass Aiden was coming up with it. He comes back with me. He comes up with one of the scavengers hunting items is Slime's penance. To find my penance? You have to pay the toll. In a way, you have to pay the penance.

But I'm not on the grounds of the scavenger hunt here. No. So, every. group is going to find an outfit that you have to wear. Okay. And we'll vote and one person will win and you have to wear that outfit they choose.

Okay. Like wear it to the art yard? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. A Guadalajaran outfit that's not I'll have to wear. It's authentic Guadalada Haram. Wait, wait, wait. Everyone is hunting for an outfit for me to wear on the yard, which is only takes place in this office, exempt from the office, and has nothing to do with mogul movies as a company

yet, and I'm not even there at the grounds of quite a la... We're not invited. No. And we're not in, I'm exempt. You're not invited. How am I being owned here? I just want to be super clear

because it's just saying we're not invited. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm exempt from Christmas. You're not allowed to go to Christmas. Yes, exactly. And just to be clear, all this is happening, I have,

I'll be at home jacking off or whatever I do. Yeah. You'll be watching Liam jacking off. Jacking off. Roping. Okay. But you have incorporated,

I deserve to be paid for this. Oh, interesting. You were using my life. It's interesting. It brings this out. Because the logic behind this is my IP. Long ago, long ago. There was, because the yard pays,

the yard pays rent. It's true. At the mogul office. You do. At the mogul office. The yard pays, I think, you know, like $2,500. for this studio space right here a month

to Muggle Moves. And a long time ago we had discussion where we were planning out all the desks in the room. Oh my God. And Lundwig had postured the idea of you guys paid... They thought of everything. You guys paid rent for the desks.

Which was eventually vetoed. It was eventually, which was eventually turned away. I guess my will. Because Nick, that's our influence. They can't help but be influenced by our mind of control. And that's where Slimes's penance comes from. because rent was never paid.

It's an annual fee. And the annual fee is that the mogul moves employees get to vote on an outfit that they pick for you. They get to have their way with you. They have to, that you might be asking, why doesn't Nick have to do this? Is he exempt? Sounds like I'm exempt.

He's exempt. And there's an additional layer of penance for all the farting and the talking. in the back of Kelby's meetings that's happened over the years. Oh, please! That doesn't even answer why I don't have to do it. It's just more why you have to do it.

Yeah. There's an absence of Nick farting behind Cali during me. How about a presence of me improving the space? Doing the exact opposite. Plus or minus zero. It's...

I'm coming in on the weekend and doing HVAC. Zibberki, look up Guadalajara and boy. I don't even get any fucking in. Traditional outfit. Traditional... Guadala. Guadam. I have got a hat in boy in traditional outfits.

It is funny because the airport, the airport for the area is Monterey, and every time I look it up, it gives you the Monterey in Mexico first. Like literally every single time. As they should. Wait, so, because of my penance of being in this office all the time,

this is the penance, and so my IP is essentially being leased out for the space of the desk and the privilege of being in this office during non-yard hours. Yeah, it's licensed. This is unfortunately all in the, books. I hate to say it. They thought of everything.

They thought of everything. They have you cornered. Motherfucker. Well done, gentlemen. You're going to look good. But I can't make a face during their meeting. And it's still 1984. And again, I was pro face. I was pro face. Meeting taking place. Anti-face.

Five, maybe three feet in front of you. Anti-face. It's in front of me and you have a laptop. You lick snows. You did? On the, like, fucking company retreat, nonetheless. I wasn't even on the scavenger hunt, man.

It's just gonna happen. That was a second item. Lick snizz. There's not flicking sniz at the company retreat. Well, guys, we got all the business out of the way. Let's start the podcast. Dipper, can you start rolling? Nothing to talk about.

Unfortunately, today's the fucking, today's, honestly, we should be able to phone it in. Phone what in? This whole podcast. We should be able to. It's Labor Day. Oh. It's a day for laborers to enjoy time off. When our podcast predecessors

fought for the right to have this day off. Don't hold us sure. When Joe Rogan fought the left for the right to be able to podcast. Yes. Wow. He said he said you should be able to take Labor Day off. And he earned this right for all of us.

Because I bet I bet Andrew Wilson's not fucking potting right now. No. I mean, not today. Well, we remember those who potted before us. We remember when we beat France's ass in World War II. We potted over their corpses. What happened? We remember when we beat Francis ass in World War I, we potted over their corpses. Yeah. And electric pods. A great divorce is going to come. A great divorce is going to come. A great divorce is going to come. For who? For us. For us. Why is that? I was Comtown. You know Comtown. I'm familiar. You've heard of it?

I've heard of it. Glasses off for this. The whole town? There's a whole town of Cumb men. And they had up there. Well, they had the pod and then, and then, uh, Nick Mullen. Yeah. Went on Stav's show.

Yeah. Yeah. There's, there's great animosity amongst the audience. Really? Amongst the Comtown audience. They've all divided and picked a dad. And they hate the other dads and when they succeed.

They've all divided and picked one dad and they all picked Nick. No, no, no, no. I think so. I mean, Stob's fans are because he's actually famous now. He has like new fans. Sure. But I think they're also probably so. Adam's fans are Nick fans who just have not unsubscribed.

And they comment things like Adam, you're gay. Yeah. Where's Nick Mullen? Do Steve Harvey at the Nuremberg trials again. The Adam You're Gay, they're like the people who still make pink guy jokes in the common section of judging videos. These soldiers still fighting World War II. Yeah, yeah.

It's exactly the same. Do you know he fought for 17 years? He fought 17 years after the war ended. He kept fighting. He had something to prove. He never forgot December, 1941. But anyway, when Aidan leaves, there's going to be a great divorce. And everyone's got to choose which father they want.

And I've been doing a little bit of research. Okay. R and R and D. Little D. Yeah, yeah. Okay. R and R and also D. And I found out.

the most popular kill? Because I ask every time I go... We already know. Trimily, we already know. Who do you think it is nowadays? Have you killed... Have you kept abreast? You said you found out the most popular kill

like you did all the data. You're saying recently... It's always been me. I've literally led in the data the entire time. Well, you have to also take into consideration the venue in which Ludwig is asking these people and the person they're answering it too. Because I think if I ask them,

I get different answers than Ludwig would get in the same showdinger's fuck Mary kill my guess is Ludwig I don't think they'd say it to his face I think they would

because they just already get enough of him this is all they get of the rest of us it is true it's the it's the Mario fallacy yeah but you can't kill

Mario because it says Mario can't kill Mario because then what's the game called just cart party because then it's Flimes Mansion and he's scared

you guys want to play tennis later That makes fucking sense Well who is it, Llemy? It's me? No. No way. No.

It's me. We ran the poll on Mughal money like a, like six months ago. And what's the data? Is this German fans? Because I can get, I get that. It was, it was about 13 Germans. And I think it was, I think it was 11 Nick Slayers. In Germany?

What? Yeah. They were all killing Nick. zero for Aiden, zero for me and I did ask the follow up, I go, is it because you're scared to save me because I'm here? And they went, no. No, I would never be scared to make some sort of way.

In Germany, I think this is the one country this holds up in. The one country where the fan would absolutely say to your face that Ludwig, I would kill you. Yeah, I think they were. Because they're German and they're well, there's a new amount. All right in Germany. So this makes sense. You probably met like 13 of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At Gamescom. Yeah. At Gamescom they were out and about.

And two for you. Two, two slimes? Two slimes. And zero goose egg for you guys? A goose A. Was Aiden around? Oh God. Oh, God.

Oh, not. The Aiden in Ludwig Yard. Oh my God. Well, it's a meeting. Oh, my God, it is. Oh, you need to be present and you know what? You had to say on a Google me with them. Hey, no faces.

Oh, no. No, no. No one. You make a face while you're watching. The meeting. Welcome to the meeting. Episode five. What can I say?

It's my European sensibilities. It's kind of like. like the office. How do you find this? Wait, bring it back up. I wonder why all the German fans are like it. Why don't know?

Ludwig's like not in the show. Not on the show. Do this later. And Ludwig is saying that's right. Good. I like what you're doing in the meeting. I don't think if that's a that's right. Me and Ludwig when we go to Gamescom.

What is this? They're doing he. And he's wearing knee pads. Yeah. It's actually. That's crazy. Crazy picture. Raw color scheme and also the utility of the pants.

Maybe the worst out. And Luddughey is wearing camo, basically. Yeah, why are you guys, why are you guys larping as fucking battle soldiers? When did we do a clan episode? The clan's different. If this was an episode of someone else's show, I would find every reason to be like,

these guys weren't joking. You know? Yeah, he's got olive draped knee pad pants and the other guys wearing camo. I can't think of a fucking good reason. He was wearing him for like four episodes and he kept saying it's because of L.S. And I don't know what the fuck Doug and Aintchalk do to him.

Dude, I think... Oh, God. Oh, God. Sweetheart. Are you okay? Sweetheart. Have you been sucking it for money? Like when we found you? Did you return to the old days?

On Floyd Hill Boulevard? When I started the show, when I started the show over there, they said, uh, they made a whole thing about how it's going to be a safe. space and how they're not going to be mean to me. Like you guys. It was like a whole... Yeah, it was a point.

They immediately... This went away within the first two episodes. Because it's contagious, Hayden. Do you understand you're a magnet for... Your body is fucking addicting. I've been the lightning rod in every group for my entire life. Yeah, but you also are a guy who fucking stands like this in thunderstorms, and then you wonder why.

I think I think I'm uniquely capable of tanking. You know what he is? He's a Dex tank. It's not... doesn't have high HP or whatever, he's just a high decks, and he dodges a lot. This is, this is what, you're not hitting him actually. I would say what happened in younger groups

is, uh, if it wasn't me, usually that person would have a point where like, I don't, like, I don't want you to be mean to me anymore. They would break to the other people. They would break. And so, it would, that, it's, so if it wasn't me to begin

with, it would go to me. And I fucking don't break. So everybody else breaks, but you bend don't break. I'm mostly bad I would say I'm mostly bad Sometimes he breaks And when someone like Aiden breaks You're like oh so fair

You're like hey You know what good good shit It's okay In my high school friend groups The way it kind of went was like Someone would be like You're fucking nerd And you'd be like well your mom's fat

And then you'd both have to be like Okay And then you'd like turn to the third guy And be like Well you're a bitch And he wouldn't know what to say And then you like It's a silent agreement

It's like oh it's this guy Yeah Oh we just do this guy I love the idea of Aden's friend, Aden's in a big friend group in like high school or something and he's getting dogs on every day but then a new guy comes and he's in a wheelchair and he's like, oh my God, thank you. Oh, fuck.

Finally. You know what did happen last week? It was like insane is we're sitting. We're about to start recording L.S. And then I think I bumped the table with like both legs on accident. and Doug, like, in the most genuine way possible, says, oh my God, is there an earthquake happening right now? But the moment he started saying this sentence,

Atriac had stood up and started walking either side of the room. And I think I, like, choked laughing. Like, fell on the floor, and I've never seen Brandon Moore mad about a fat joke. Because Doug said it with all. the sincerity of a real earthquake. Yeah, yeah. So it was this beautiful collision of circumstances. Did I tell you about the

diner thing? No. Because we go to the diner. They ran out of the damn eggs. That's what they call Atriog when he comes into a restaurant. It's the diner. The diner. We go to the diner. And he's trying to be on a health craze.

He gets, yeah, he gets meals delivered. From Anders. From Anders. I'm doing it too. What fuck is Anders? The Swedish boy Aiden keeps. Oh. Yeah.

To learn the language. Right, right, right. He's your, he's, you're testing him out. Yeah, they cook gruel and, and herring.

Is it so slaggy love it? Is it a fan cooking your food? Yes, Anders. Non-binary, they, them, cooks genuinely, mostly fish,

catches them themselves. You were going to get mercury poisoning? You were going to get mercury poisoning? You know, and an air tag in your liver. Do you remember the fan that got ever dreamed this man tattooed?

on their, on their, oh, it's, it's honors hour. He's an OG. And Anders, it was so, Anders's first time they dropped the meal of, is Anders on nine, non-binary? No, I just made, I, I was making up a fake Anders that lived in your house. Smells like cabbage. Now you're back to the real Anders. Anders comes over to my apartment. This is the first time he's been there.

He's going to kill you and drops off the end trail. It's funny. It's funny. He thinks it's the first time he's been there. Yeah, it's funny. Because the context on paper, yeah, so a fan. got a tattoo in my face. And so I invited him to hang out. This is the most Aiden thing

on paper. I like him. You know he knew right where the sink was? Bro, that's going to be a Dan Curry Barker film. He gives me the wheels. Why is my cat really like you? So weird. He hates everyone. He kind of reached his lull in the conversation

and he's just, you know, can I can I say, this is crazy right now. Like, I'm here and I have a tattoo of you on my my leg. I feel like it's important for me to acknowledge that. And I was just like, yeah, I mean, fucking you made food. That's fine. I got a dog bowl here for you in this corner you can sleep in. You'll live with me forever. You're my familiar now. You're my intangible familiar with no spells or abilities or anything. And now when Aiden walks, Skid Row honors walks behind

him. And sometimes he casts him. He flings him and he comes back. Much like Auri's cue, it just passes through them and does damage based on the distance. Yeah. Cool. That's your life. That's crazy.

I get chastised of my life and how I live my life. Anders is literally licking your snitch. I live a good and happy life. See, the difference between you, it's like I,

my life is the JPE. He's happier with more Pokemon. Dude, one of my, the funniest moments from the CS marathon is when slime reads out that chat message that's like,

Hey guys, it's my birthday. I wished you all good luck at my birthday, like a toast or whatever. And slime is like crashing out. I'm revolted. He's like, what? Like you've toasted to us? And love just cuts you off. Dude, thanks for the toast, man.

We need the luck. And Josh is like, yeah, man, I really appreciate that. Guy, I don't know your name. And slime's like, no, no, no. No. Like, like Paul Dato. It's like Paul Dato in the Batman movie. Yeah.

And no one is hopping on this. I'm just sitting there. I think I had like a bad game or something. Because I'm just sitting there like this. I'm listening to all you do it. Because in any other world, I'm on his side. I'm like, what do you mean?

You toasted to us. No, I get it. It's funnier if everyone just says W, that guy. And I'm the only one going crazy alone. W that guy. W. He took the time to toast.

That's actually really sweet. And a guy who toasted, if you want to give making meals a and come to my apartment, just let me know. Do you want to fucking crack me? Just let me know. Just come over, dude. Just feed me.

All fans, feed Aiden, sweepstakes. Welcome. So I'm making, what are you? I'm making dinner. What do you mean you're making dinner? We're making dinner for us. I'm making dinner for us. This is how I make dinner.

This is your witch assistant. Yeah, this is my witch assistant. Hey, say, hell, what I tell you, be polite. Say hello. I don't know what that is, but I came over because you said something that was high protein. Yeah, it's high protein. It's got, I mean, I'm looking at a bag of 27 essential vitamins and minerals, no artificial sweeteners, colors, colors, and the children!

Wait, you craft Hewle right here and it's made with children? She says that a lot. It's her thing. We add in the case! Hey, what do I tell you about children? Shut up. Shut up, you'd be a good witch, you'd just be quiet for a second. Now, you promise me Heel, and it's H-U-E-L. Yeah, H-U-E-L, and, you know, it has 40 grams of protein, And it's in this bottle and if I drink it is going to taste good and give me vitamins. I have to come to you for the brew every time?

Is there like a grab and go? Well, I mean, if you live here and you enjoy the yard and you enjoy the pocket, enjoy being with your friend and as witch friend, yes, you have to come here. But there's bottles available. It's 35 grams, protein, seven grams, fiber under $5 a meal. If you do the bottle system, I like to do it this way. You promise me. You promised me we would have a kid sit this time.

Is the witch being real? Is that a real witch? Kids decide this she tastes good. I'm not going to lie. This is my first time having. this is the black edition that's ready to drink. This shit was kind of good. You know, you don't need to sit there.

Like, I prepare this. You guys think it'll take a while. This is gonna be done two seconds. I mean, how much am I roughly spending every time I eat fuel for my meal? Probably under $5 a meal for America. Under $5? Yeah, it's crazy.

For 40 grams, that's really good. It's really good. It's really good. It's easy. It's handcrafted by two witches. It's a local business. If you want to support your local witches, can I have a little lick of your bird?

It's almost done. It's almost done. Is it ready? Yes. It's almost done. Oh, wow. What does it taste like? How does it taste?

Which, how about you go on and read the call to action? It's a limited time offer to make healthy eating simple. Get healed today with my exclusive offer of 15% off online, but don't check what's inside. With code, the yard atheel.com slash the art. That's H-U-E-L.com slash the yard. New customers only. Thank you to heal for partnering and supporting. I just put like full stop just for everyone at home.

Kids are no kids in this. In this one right now? Don't answer that. Go back to the episode. So, so Anders is a chef that Aiden lives with now. That has tattoo of him. And he makes meals for A-Truck to in Aden's kitchen.

And so he's trying to get healthy. And he has a trainer. Oh. And I think the comments got to him. And I saw a breaking point because we go to a diner after we did the stream of Squeaks and Doug Doug. It's me, Squeaks, Tug-Dug-Truck. and we're just getting some food

and it goes around like order I go steak and eggs really in the morning this night this night this is like 10 evening diner this is post Mario Kart challenge steak and eggs

yeah steak and eggs is more of a breakfast meal big meal I get taken eggs is my diner meal straight up big man Moons over my hammy with toast and I get a little bit of jam after okay I got a decaf bobo boom boom I eat big

that you eat big as fuck I eat big as fuck I big I gotta give fuck. Anything else? You eat big, but you are big. I eat big, I am big. When the waiter says, would you guys like dessert? Are you saying, let me see the menu?

Do you want these? I think it's actually too close to when you did the 20 pull-ups for me to make fun of you right now. Yeah, of course. 23 yesterday. He's converting to steak and eggs into pure energy. I convert it into power. But anyway, it goes to Squeaks. Excuse me, he goes to A-track.

A-Rog orders. He orders. He's like, he walks in and he goes, oh, hungry. I eat a B-L-T. Yeah. Fuck, I hope they have a BLT. And he pours over the menu, just reading through every listing. And in big letters,

it says, BLT is right there. And he goes, fuck, yeah, they have a BLT. And he goes, BLT. And then it comes to the side. And he's like, oh, I'll get some fries. And then it gets a fries. And then it goes over to Squeaks. Squeaks orders like a different sandwich, like a club. Is this like a Denny's or like a different diner?

Just a diner. Just an L.A. diner. But it's not like a chain. No. Okay. It's important. Squeaks order, Squeaks order a club, and they go to Squeez and go, what side do you want? And Squeezco's, actually, can I replace the fries with fruit?

I knew it. I was going to say fruit. I was going to say fruit. This is a 40-year-old guy move. He'd have him do this all the time. And kind of hams it into HR space. He goes, he goes, really? The fries. Do you need those? And he does it, he does it a good bit. Doug order some shit. Waiter's about to leave.

H-R-R-R-C goes, actually, hold on. Oh, no. Uh, could I swap my fries for salad? No. A salad? That's one-upping fruit because salads aren't sweet. But he backed down. He goes, yeah, I'll just have a house salad.

Does he say it like this? Yeah. Is he coy? It's, no, it's like, it's like morose. Oh. And, oh, no. And then Squeez did. Squeaks looks mortified.

Because he took a little stab, but he doesn't realize the knife went in. The difference of him. Dude, do you what the play is there? Squeaks goes, oh, sorry, one more thing. Just fries for the table. And then fries come out and the whole time, Squeaks just goes. goes, just have one. No, he orders him for himself.

He's like, actually scratch the fruit. I want the fries. I can afford these. It's the first time I seen him crack. I saw you eat you out crack. And they come out with the salad. It's the ugliest salad I ever seen. It's just like old arugula and like 70 diced tomatoes.

He wanted fries so much more. The whole time, he didn't have a bite of it. He goes, God, I wish he used fries. I wish you were fries. I'm going to ask for fries. Or did he sound. Just bitching at it the whole time. It's so funny.

I want to order fries when they come back. They never come back. And you know what, though? To squeeze his credit, at the very end of the meal, he goes, I'm fucking happy. I didn't eat fries. I didn't need the fries.

That's your reward for not getting fries. As someone who's also trying to lose weight, I'm eating a lot of salads lately. It's not fun. But your reward is your full because you ate a bunch of fucking vegetables and you're not hungry right now and you're like, I did it.

Sleep for dinner. One more time. We can do this. That's your reward. But he is looking at this BLT. You already have bread. Why would you get more fucking starch? And he was fries too

Brandon just lock in pussy I heard he was eating stuff animals out of the claw machine too Dude the comments are really getting to him Like he's trying to find other sources of food Because like now he just can't snack on regular shit Because people see it and they fucking make fun of him What's regular shit to him?

I'm like a eight Kit Kat bars and stripes It's so funny to me That it's getting to him Because he's not He's not that fat anymore This is the only reason that the jokes have ever been funny that he's not. The joke is funny because he's not like obese.

Because then otherwise it's cruel. And now you've got to figure out a different way to make fun of him. Yeah. Well, which we could, we could expect. The scroll hits the floor and rolls across the room. The thing is, we do make fun of him for his age. Like, I made fun of him for his baldness.

Yeah. And like those are true. So like, if you don't know the guy... I make fun of him because the amount of time it took him to beat the tree sentinel was enough to get an article written about how he took eight hours to beat the tree. There's an article. it's an article. Wow. Yeah. I made fun of him because

when I met him, all he ever cared about was money and he I think is still the same. I made fun of him because he bought a bunch of blue things in his closet because he thought it matched his eyes really well. Dude. Man, isn't this so awesome what we're doing here? We're going to filing now. We do need to let him not a shot at all of us. I make fun of him because he dribbled a basketball through the entire time we were in a train station in China. I was going to send it, but this is the article. Twitch streamer spends seven hours fighting Eldon ring tree sentinel boss.

That is There is just an article about it. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, my girlfriend who basically doesn't play video games beat it in the exact same amount of time. There we go. Two warriors.

Slightly faster, though. Slightly faster. Well, I'm, I don't feel bad taking shots in him because he's been ruining my life. Oh, bro. We've been doing this dumb ass Pokemon challenge. You know me young, the short streamer? Yeah, yes.

Okay, I don't. I guess I have to say yes. She's annoying, quiet. She's 410? Yeah. I guess I just have to believe. Annoying as shit. I don't know like.

Anoying a shit at 410. Like by few, hated by many. Yep. Yeah. That's the one you got her. I know her, yeah. Yeah.

So she's doing this fucking dumb ass challenge where it's like a, it's like a Pokemon Soulink, which is just like Pokemon, but you play with your friend. And if your friend's a fucking idiot, you. You also lose. You also lose. Just by doing nothing wrong. Yes. Oh.

So I got paired up with A-trak. I try to get out of this. I'd read you. The messages are gross. She's like, yeah, do you want to do it? And I was like, at first I said yes. And then I said, she's like, you're going to be paired of your shock. I was like, I'm, oh my God, I'm so busy.

I have a company retreat. I don't think I can do this. If you absolutely need me, I'll do it. She goes, yeah, just do it. You shouldn't have said that last part. I said, if you absolutely need me, I'll do it. She goes, yeah, just, yeah, you can do it. What that?

I'll replace you. I'll replace you. I'll replace you. The issue. Oh my gosh. She literally, that's a genius level play. That is. That is... She just outplayed you.

Wait, the girls are fighting because I know what he thinks from his side of the bed. What does he think? What is he fucking... I didn't know there were thoughts boiling up there. I didn't know he figured out that fucking fire beats grass yet. Up until right now, Ludwig,

the streets were saying you were the problem. Oh my God. Whoa. Is that real? You got a lot of hours in Pokemon. These days you should kind of be mugging. It would literally be like Antonio Bauer.

Brown leaves the Patriots and goes, yeah, Tom Brady was the problem. I just don't, I don't get what he's doing over there. You're Tom Brady in this scenario. 100%. I'll tell you what happens because... What are your acaloids in Pokemon? Did you lose the past two tournaments or whatever? I've been a dozen Nuzloks.

I've won a Pokemon tournament. I got fourth in the last one. You're talking like you're on a fucking, like, influencer podcast. Yeah, yeah. You lose to Ray in the in the Nuzlock thing last year? Yeah, but she had a team. filled with fucking terrorists

She had a gross team You couldn't make a terrorist team No because it's RNG It was a randomizer The whole tournament's fucking dumb I want a legit tournament Bro, I won Wolfglox tournament Shut up bro, fuck you

Seems you we've struck a nerve He has cut his teeth on You just shut your nerve, bro Yeah man, you did that Hotel commercial or whatever It's not fucking Pokemon Dude fuck you bro No he's like

Brogamer-gamer-gmy My Pokemon car collections Worth more than your CSU collection I don't Yeah, man maybe I don't even think that's No, it's not. I actually don't even think that's true. It's definitely not. It's over.

Is that 90? Yeah, you got me beat. Give him one month of good inflation and he's passed on it for sure. I'm at like 50. Yeah, sorry. Fuck me. You fucking kill me, though. He's W, you're L.

Here's my experience, bro. You can see clips. It's me and A-Trog. Go to a gym. I'm like, all right, I really lock in here. I beat the gym. You A try to go to a gym. This is a video game. Yeah. Come on.

Yes. I beat the fucking gym. I look over because he's discor screen sharing me. His whole team's fucking dead. He's got two Pokemon with 4 HP left. And he goes, what move do I click?

And I'm like, brother, it doesn't fucking matter. It's over. And your soul's linked to him. So it matters. You can't do shit. And then I press Control R. Yeah.

And then I press Control R, which resets everything. Yeah. I mean, is this the current consensus because what could he possibly be saying? is like you're saying that there's an objective analysis that he is dumping all your MR and losing the game

but he's he's somehow saying no it's fucking man what was fucking braided what were his claims I mean I won't say So we call him? I won't say who said them Okay But the streets told me

Okay This street you don't talk to the street Dude the streets we're trying to cancel you for going to chubby cattle on our subreddit Oh really? That person Yeah Someone did someone posts on the sub-res Does Aiden know about this?

And it's like chubby cattle like deletes, I don't know, something cringe. They like delete bad reviews or something. And it's like, yeah, it's like, that sucks. Does Aiden know about this one? That's so funny. They framed it as like, um,

does Aiden know about this? People in the... Like there's a chubby cattle pet fall. What are the comments said, why would Aiden promote a place like this? Yes. As if I like know all of this. Also, if you know it, bro, I like the food.

Shut. What fuck? If all they're doing is the leading. bad reviews? Who cares? It could have been worse. But either way, it was saying like, it was basically, instead of being like, hey, they talk about Chubby Cattle Hot, this is what I read. It was like, you didn't know about this?

And then people were reasonably like, what the fuck earns your problem? And he was like, no, I just think it's wrong. I think it's wrong. I think this person, many, I would say like people on this show, don't really understand what Chubby Cottle is about. It's not about Chubby Cattle.

And I'll do you one better. It's never been at Chubby Cattle. It's never been. We tried. They were lost in. Does you know this? We really didn't try to go. We just have a name. I'll never know what it tastes like in there. I've never been inside one.

I'm not kidding. They would celebrate it. We celebrated it together. And Ann is a VIP and he couldn't get in. He is a member. VATL. You don't mean shit no more. Call this a zeroing endorsement.

Their VIPs get treated bad too. I don't fucking know. I'm talking about Diamond. Atrioc seemed to be conveying a feeling of exasperation last week upon being paired with you that you are too busy, you're not going to care, you're not going to try. It's funny that these feelings

and now the truth comes out came before we played together. Because if they came at any hour after playing together, they would have been quashed. They would have been quashed. Wow. Can you do?

I understand why you felt that way before, but we're 17 hours in on the fourth gym. Maybe we get to the bottom of this. What does it mean? Maybe as journalist. Hey, bud, I got a quick question for you. You'd be busy?

What up? No, what's good? I'm just hanging out with slime. No one else here. Hey, bro. Just me and slime. We're just saying we were talking because we were wondering, because the streets are talking. Have you heard?

They streets said a lot of things. What are they saying this time? One of the things the streets are saying is that Ludwig has just been absolutely dogging you in this Pokemon thing, in the soul link. And that you have been... You can be floating right now? No, no, no, no. Lozwig's not here yet. Okay.

But we're prepared. He's going to be here soon. I just heard a lot of his shit about this. I want to get my story straight. I just want the whole story because I'm hearing that he, like you are pulling all the weight. It's not meant to be a funny. And, and Ludwig is holding you back. Is this true?

Can you give me your, can you give me what you think? No, neither of those things are true. Neither is true. Honest answer? Yes. I give me the bullshit answer. No, I want the. This just not us, bro.

Just us, I just us. I just want the honest answer. You know how the game works, sort of? You get the general idea? You have a dog, he's yellow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do dog fights?

Well, this is randomized, right? So your moves are random, their moves are random. You don't know. It's like gambling. Okay. And so night one, you know, I got bad luck. I got unlucky enemies. They just had the right types.

They kill me. That's a fast dealer. His way is. He's right. And Logan's making a big deal out of it. Okay. Night two. That's weird to him.

Ludwig's fucking. Lutterman's getting dog. He's wiping like crazy. I don't make a big deal out of it. So now the narrative is like, it's like, because one was a big deal and one wasn't a big deal. Right.

Now it's like the one that's sticking is that, oh, my, it's wiping. I see. So you're, sorry, I, I, dude, Cam just tripped in the office. Are you okay? Get up. I was laughing at it.

Sorry, he's wearing crazy outfit. Well, I'm sorry, Cam trips? Yeah, he just tripped. It was hilarious. That's fine, it's fine, don't worry about it. You know, he did the Rochelle? Yeah. So if I understand, day one, you didn't have the best performance and he really made you feel it.

Day two, he didn't have the best performance, but you did not. I keep the vibes up. You did not make him feel it. But you kept the vibes up, which is important when shit's going wrong. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. This is how it happened.

You can go watch the vods, bro. What about day three? What about day three? And what happened day three? Day three, we're doing pretty good. Doing pretty good? just good all around. Yeah, we haven't beat it yet.

We probably could wipe tomorrow or tonight, but yeah, that's the plan. Okay, but hey, just needed that context. That's really helpful. When Ludwig gets here, I'll make sure to sort of send the message that this was balanced on both sides. He had bad days, you had bad days.

But ultimately, you're a team and it's important to work together. Hey, wait, wait, before you go, I appreciate this call. I'm glad you're doing fact-checking journalism. Yeah, yeah. I'm just inspired by your work on LS, and I'm trying to be more of a fact checker when it comes to this

and be honest and upfront with you, right? People often say that about LS. It's really solid journalism. Because without like this honesty and this like being straight up with each other, what are we? We're animals scampering away into the night. There's some people who even have said

with you on the show, it should be called LBS. Just so unnecessary, man. I didn't say that. I killed that guy. I killed the guy. I killed the guy. who said that.

Sorry, you said one more thing. Last one more thing before you go. Yeah. I have so much video equipment. Dude, I will buy you long. It's a tunnel. It's a, I can't. Good guy.

I love that guy. Good guy. That was evil. That was evil. That was evil. Well, actually, it was a crime. I was going to say, is that a crime? It's technically a crime.

What are you talking about? What is a crime? If you're crime. somebody's conversation without telling them. Single party consent tape. It's a two party consent tape. It's a two party consent state. I think it's a four parties do that in life. You can't. This is

a, there's a single party privy to the conversation. Well, consent consument. Yeah. What can you do? Hey, this is part of a penal code. That's funny. They shouldn't call it that.

They shouldn't do that's irresponsible to say that. You know what? And he said something that I actually think was pretty fucking wise there, which is that We're a team and he did raise my spirits when I lost after the first gym. And I should have raised the spirits after he lost at the seventh gym, the third gym, the second gym, the fourth gym, the fifth gym. Because ultimately we're a fucking team. Right, right.

And we both have shortcomings. Yeah. Yeah. And I get that. And I actually fucking RT that. And we're going to bring this shit home. That's cool, man. I'm glad you grew from that call that he didn't know you were listening to.

Yes. Do you have to do this during the company retreat? Huh? No, I can't. What do you mean? What do you mean dirt wet? That's what I was asking. That's what, see, don't say when to that as if it's this conundrum is in a thing that happens where we have a thing that we've planned together and then we find out that like, oh, I'm doing this stream. Wait, you know what I'm going to plan to go to six flags with all the employees and have a lot of fun and then Ludwig a flip on a stream that same day during the time. That was different. That would never happen. That would never happen. I don't know. It's funny. I didn't even know why we're talking about it because it would happen. What do I have six arms and two penises?

We don't even need to argue about it because I can't even imagine it happening. It was not a company trip. Don't want to get you out of this pickle. That was not a company trip. Call you drag again for you, bud. I can get you out of this pickle. Get me out of this pickle with another crime.

What's a penal code we can break? So that wouldn't happen. So does it matter? You're going to have the IRS set up playing a fucking emulator on your phone. Yeah. It's all fine. It's L. Easy gravy.

It's great. Guys, I've been, I'm in trouble, and I'm not going to lie to you. I signed, you know how usually I mess up financially and I sign myself up for stuff? I signed the whole company up, the yard company, for this product. We get it monthly. It's basically jeans that come with a pre-bulge. So we look really good in them. Yeah, I know you did this.

I found out pretty much immediately because I still have the company Rocket Money account. And you saw it been for two years, right? I just canceled it. Oh my God. Thank you, Ludwig. I didn't realize you had the password. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You canceled the pre-bulged jeans?

Yeah, I just thought. We could have talked about it? I feel like we could have talked about it. We could have talked about it. No, I don't have your attention to we could talk about it first. I just, I understand that he shouldn't have subscribed to that with the company card without telling anybody,

but I think upon canceling it because it's so quick and easy. I cancel the mortgage. I feel like we should have, I cancel our mortgage for the house. Okay, bro. What's this? What? Okay, okay, that's too much.

Rocket Money is a one-stop shop where you can cancel all unwanted subscriptions. It texted our landlord? When we signed up for Rock and money the personal finance app that finds and cancels our unwanted subscriptions, not our mortgage. I canceled Alan's payments. Alan, our accountant? The thing about Rock and money is lower our bills and help us grow our savings. Those are recurring payments you have to legally make. We legally make. We're lowering the bills

right now. That's not lowering the bills. That's taxes. Internet's off tomorrow. Internet's off starting tomorrow. Why are you doing that? Let him cook. This could save us a million. I'm saving us literally $20,000 a month. Okay, rocket money has the feature. Well, they will cancel description for you, but you were not meant to use it like this. Save us $50 on an energy bill. Wait, power? I saved us $50 in the energy bill because that one I tried to cancel and they offered me a cheaper rate and I accepted.

Okay. That one's not bad, I guess. Okay, well, if you want to be like... Oh, do you guys want to spend $50 more or $50 less? Don't be like Ledway, actually. Be like me when I use Rocket Money and help... Let's reach your financial goals faster by going to rockinway.com slash the Ard, and you can try it for zero dollars.

It's rocketmoney.com slash the art. Try it for zero dollars. I need it. I'm gonna change the, uh, maybe... He keeps tapping. I think that's bad? I want to keep the jeans. I want the jeans. Okay, buddy.

I want to have them. We have at least one month of subscription so you can have the jeans, but we got to get our mortgage back. I cancel this box live. No. Okay. You wouldn't. We have to go. It's all fucking gravy, dude.

It's all easy gravy. I'm going to touch this material now. Material is being experienced. That's a quilt-like material. It's very quilt-like material. It costs $700,000. some shit. It's our merch.

What? He touched our merch, your merch. And he thought it was $700,000. That is just a raving review. What a compliment. Great. Well, it was the man who it was touching.

Obviously, he was on YouTube. I would assume the same thing. I didn't want to say it, but I have to say it. Can we notice the new shirt guy? New shirt guy. Slime is wearing a shirt. He is clearly new. Uh-oh, vampire bucking.

He's got Bucky's merch on, guys. He got a new shirt. Promoting Buckys. It's Halloween Bucky. You think this is a joke to me? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was in Alabama this weekend. Damn.

You're in Alabama? I was in America B. Their highlight, low-light? Um, I was with my girlfriend at a wedding, and I took this picture where she's, like, absolutely stunning, and had somehow,

I had been trying to be really careful the whole time to not get anything on myself. Yeah. But during this picture that her dad took of us, uh, I looked like I literally pissed my pants. Yeah, there was some dribble on your cock.

And it was like, I was like, It's, I tried, I swear to God, I avoided all Spaghetti's. Yeah. I avoided all sauces. I bought a new suit. I have a gray suit I've never used. I thought I looked good. It looks great suit, you look good. And she's just this, it's perfect 10 out of 10 and I've got pissed all over my own. It's so easy to fix the dribble though. I, yeah, but in post, I don't care. It's more of the fact that her father saw me looking like I pissed. Yeah.

Yeah, but you could rec on his memory. You think so? Yeah, like Stalin. Just remove the piss treble He's an older guy Just sending the picture back Look! Looks good Thanks for the pick Great, great job

Taking that snap It's very beautiful down there I forget It's so many trees They've got too many trees They got a lot of trees Hot though Really hot, really humid

The Buckees is like an amazing An amazing play I went like four times Don't be promoting Buckees Why? What do they do? They get up to all the stores of shit What's wrong with Buckees?

Look It's a it's a southern you know, what do you call it, establishment. I'm sure the hands aren't clean. Are you the Wawa enjoyer? I am a Wawa enjoyer. But Wawa's hands clean. Bucky's hands are not clean.

They made Bucky wear a mask during COVID. Look at what Buckees was doing in 1945. Let's Google it. Really? You want to get there? Bucky's 1945? Wouldn't that be? It's an American company.

No, I don't think you want to know. Did we take the scientists from Buckees after we won the war? I do really want to know. Don't have? There is no historical event or controversy from the year. There is no. there's no problems in Bossing say until it was founded in 1980 too

no war in Bosting say Peter Thiel's hiding it Buckees Peter Tiel bed are based gas station chain They do have a aggressive history of suing small businesses Oh I'm sure Bro I mean I'm sure their hands are

Bloody as hell but what I'm saying is it's a gas station mall It's all the things you would find in a mall Or at a gas station but as a mall size almost like a grocery store size And it's amazing Is it something I've never experienced in my life. And there's a giant statue, which I will say, actually I have a picture,

I'll send it to you, zipper. I'm shaking hands with him like, like Kim Jong-un, like at the G2 summit. What was your hall? What did you leave? The first time you went, what did you leave with? I left with some sunglasses that literally broke. Okay. Nice. And the shirt? You're such an old soul, bro. Gas station sunglasses? That's some old soul shit. It's because the ones I wanted are fucking gone. Okay, it's in the group chat zipper. But I'm trying to shake his hand. Basically they have a golden statue of Bucky in front of the Buckees. Which when you're in God's country is a little problematic

because it's a false idol. I can't even shake his whole hand. You do I got a big fucking mitt. This is me and him like solving the gas crisis in Ukraine. That statue is in pristine condition. Shout out to the local citizens for not defile. Dude, I went there at 4 a.m. because I couldn't sleep, they were scrubbing the parking lot. It's like

dude, it was fully staffed at 4 a.m. It was amazing. I will say Buckees is the one establishment that it's like an American convini. Like the way that Americans talk about Japanese 7-11. The man sweeping out front every morning.

Yes, that's the way Buckees. The culture is so clean here. If you were a Japanese vlogger when you came to America, you would and you went to Buckees, you would think we're different. I feel like that's what the big TikTok trend during the World Cup was like Europeans would come visit and it was their first time in like a Buckees or a Walmart or something like that. In the Buckees, there was a guy walking around in a Bucky's mascot outfit.

He looked pissed. Like I saw him. I was getting a drink. Did he have the helmet on? He had the whole thing on. How did he look pissed? It was like because it was body language. He came out of this side door in the very corner of the store where the drinks were.

By the way. Bucky's body lighter? He'd be sugar free red bowl. I'm like, sure. They had one row of full size. Sugar Red Bulls, nothing else. You know how here it's like the whole door is Red Bulls? They didn't have it, right?

And so I'm like, okay, mostly white monsters. I'm like, they understand their market. Down south. Yeah, we're down south. It's a white monster country. I looked to my left. There's a normally dressed employee and she's kind of leading a person in a mascot outfit

and they're like sulking. They're like doing this. And I'm like... That's because when the characters walk behind the scenes, they try to do it discreetly so that it doesn't break the illusion. It more looked like, They call him characters, by the way.

You shouldn't call them a guy in a costume. The character looked he's like he was being punished. Maybe he's, Bucky's, getting a little old and sick. No, it was a young person inside there. Either way, I go. How do you know that? I just felt that way. To Slime's offense, you want 100% know when the guy in the suit's depressed.

You can sense it from this posture of the suit. Yes, it's a body language. I've experienced all this. We're humans. Anyway, this guy's walking around. I'm in there and I'm like, oh my God. To my girlfriend, I want a picture with Bucky. Like, we just did the one outside.

but like I can actually shake his hand like it's the G2 summit you know like we're trying to solve the Nord Stream 2 pipeline crisis and I didn't have I wasn't I was too chicken shit because he looked like he was having such a bad day I didn't want to make him do something for me

Maybe he was having a bad day because nobody asked for a picture I look over there is an Asian couple who is they're clearly so excited fascinated much like we would be in a family mart and they're taking pictures they take several pictures with Bucky

they're making him do different people In America, their gas stations are Wonderland, filled with 80 options of beef jerky. Yes, bro. It seems like they've replaced all water with this white monster. Everyone seems quite aggressive in their big trucks. They think it's hard like Bikari's sweat. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That was, and so I look back. This is Bucky. They're just posing him like, they took so many pictures with this guy. Apparently, they found a real humanoid gopher 40 years ago, and they made this whole store. They feed them all types of jerky. It keeps them fresh. If I was Bucky at the gas station, I would want people to take pictures with me.

It probably doesn't happen that often. Man, you would be surprised. It was, I don't know what about this one, particular one in Alabama, but it was, uh, it was so. Is it on, is it like near like a major highway? Like, if you're,

if you're road tripping, would you cross this Buckees easily? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, then they probably does get a lot. How many Buckees are there? Oh, I'm going to guess in the United States. I'm guessing only,

I'm going to say there are, 50. I'm going to say there are, 82 buckies. It's not over a hundred, I don't think. I don't think it's over 100. Yeah. They're just so big.

They're just so big. Usually. I'm gonna go fucking thousand. I mean, I don't know. That's absurd. Sometimes there's just a gas station. Sometimes it's just a gas station.

I went higher because sometimes they're smaller. I've never seen a buckies that's not a buckies. Zimbert, show me. A thousand. 30. Great guest blood wig. 58. Bang.

Dang! 58. What's the most northern state? Texas has 37 of them. Colorado's most northern state. Everything bigger, Texan. Wow. And none are in California. No.

It wouldn't do well over here. Dude, the wedding I went to was very, it was very... So the guy who does it, who weddings them. Officiates. It is very religious. And so he's wearing like the shawl, the priestly shawl. And he says this line, he's like, and so man submits to Christ.

and so because of that the woman submits to their man and someone in the crowd was like oh and we're just watching this like very very religious wedding and it was like there was a cross and shit and it was crazy

and it's gonna be our wedding and that's gonna be Ludwig and Cudy's wedding that's really beautiful it's gonna be beautiful I already picked out of the shawl for him who is going to be your guy do you have a guy uh yeah

the officiant. Yeah. It's a family member. It's a family member. It's a family member. I do not understand this wedding. They are not related. Do you have a twill do it.

That's way better. It was not a family member. I don't care. Right. Have a twill do it instead. Because that's just the only French person you could think of? No,

I think he's really talented. He'd be really funny. I think he's very talented. Imagine he has his glasses and he's like reading whatever it is in a French accent. He's amazing. Hello? I play back man.

You paid for those flowers, bro. You can kind of get away with some different. Don't talk about the flowers, bro. We got fucking clip for that conversation, bro. And he knew what he wanted. And then I got a DM from QD, bro. It was messy.

We got no more talking about the flowers. What happened? I kept everything above board. Nick, you know, he gets a little misogynistic from time and time. I don't even remember what I was not misogynistic. I said I bought the flowers and Nick goes. He knows.

He goes women. It's right. The woman is a part of you. Oh. The woman is a part of you and you are a part of God. That's what Nick said. That's what Nick said. Nick said you must submit to the flowers.

submit to the flowers, which means she submits to you. Wait, was this on the episode without me? Yes. Oh, that's right. You weren't there. He wouldn't there. I forgot. Dude, we've been doing dance lessons. Yeah. Okay. First off, dance is looking good. Okay. It's looking good.

She gets the pin drop down? It's good. Yeah, there's a big pin drop moment, but, uh... Tanky-Lakey-Lakey. Yeah, she got to the duggy, the danky leg, the burning? There's a big lift moment. There's a big lift. There's a big lift. Okay.

She was keen on having a big lift. Are you like swing dancing? I am down for. for a big lift. No, just lifts any time that you lift. It's this thing. You can do any type of lift.

I see. That's one type of lift. Okay. You're not throwing her into the air like a pain. No, no, no, no. I think that'd be a toss. That would be a toss as a lift. But she wanted a big lift and I was like,

I'm down for a big lift. But like every time we would go to practice the lift, she would basically say I couldn't do it. And I was starting to get bad. She would say you Ludwig are unable to do this. But from the lens of I'm too big, you can't lift me. But I'm taking it like, oh, I'm fucking weak now. You're not strong enough.

I'm fucking pussy. You're like, I did 20 of your pullups in a row. And I'm like, I think I can do it. I think I can do it. Okay. I'm fucking 20 fucking pulse in a row. I can fucking. You don't know what I bench.

23 yesterday. She doesn't even know what I bet. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't know how impressive you are in the gym. It's one of your shining strengths. It's like she refuses. to see it because the evidence is right in front of it.

I have video. I have a thousand pound club. Boom. Well, it's. What are you fucking piping up for? The bar fucking crushes you. Oh.

You pipe it up. Oh my God. You are young man. When he benches, it makes xylophone sound. A coffin dust comes out. It looks like the bar's bendy. You're not the thousand pound club anymore.

It's like a pencil when you hold it in your fingers. You don't thousand thousand thousand pounds club anymore. Yeah. But it's like being. It's like being a veteran. So have you gone for a lift? What? Have you gone for a lift?

Yeah, I go for the lift. Was she just like, that was a fluke? Or was she like, oh, I see it now? She's gaining confidence. Well, it's not like you failed the lift. So what can she say? Well, it didn't go magically. Oh, God, Ludwig.

It wasn't enchanting? I wasn't. Did she get the ick? I think she got a little bit of the ick initially. But we figured we got there. We got there. She got an ick from your lift? Dude, it's a fucking skill.

And I have to master the skill. Yeah, but it's a skill that she is subject to you grow at, which is very hard to do. You don't have to run with the backpack on. You know what I mean? You can't walk faster, yeah. You probably could have just done it. The dance is going to be fucking good.

Probably just could have done it right. Dance is going to be fine. I'm a good fucking dancer. What's the song? What's the, your wedding song? I'm not going to tell you. That's a secret, bro.

Okay, tell him in the wedding and I won't make a, tell him in the meeting, I won't make a face. I don't remember her answer, but Qudy just flat out told us when we asked at the suit thing. Oh. At the touch fitting, yeah. So, the hell. The whole secret for you. The little secret.

it. But he wasn't there for that. I found an awesome bit to run on your partner in the airport. They're following you around, right? Because you're the leader. Yeah, of course. Figuring out where to go and shit.

You every now, you turn around, you get, lady, you got to quit follow me. I don't know. I like how in your world, they're following you. She hated it. She fucking hated it. When you scan your tickets on the plane?

Sorry, ma'am, it's my turn. She'd be like touching my shoulder or somewhere waiting to get on like on the sky bridge to the plane and be like lady you gotta quit touching me I don't know who you are you've been following around all day that's really good

that's really good you say really loud so people look oh god she I'll change my for the whole weekend did not I kept doing it

but then she's cool because she matches my freak because she was like why not I have a bomb in the airport I was like dude that is at all that is at all

I was like, you can't say that if that goes wrong and then I start explaining like, we can't fly anymore if you do that. She's like, well, you don't know me, so it doesn't matter. I'm like, okay, fair enough. Why would you care about a random lady not being able to fly? It's weird you would care about that.

She solved the puzzle very quickly. Look at you bark back at a dog. They're confused? What are you doing? You're about the pedophile on the plane? No. They caught a damn pedophile? Yeah, the Wheel of Fortune announcer.

Yeah. Oh my God, yes, I did. Wait, what? The Wheel of Fortune guy was on the show The Wheel of Fortune. The announcer, not the host. He was on a plane and he opens his laptop using a secure browser and goes into a chat room where everyone's talking about how bunch of a pedophile they are. And someone is just watching their screen and like, wait a minute, that's really bad.

He was using a website for minor attracted people to talk to each other. Tim and his bunch of his map friends in a little chat room and he's going, what's up my maps? And then they're like, hey, I'm on a map quest. Did it like, did it like screenshot? Like, did the screenshot have like all the names. You could pull it out right now. They actually did.

But they're like screen names. Can you like read them like really clear? They're really clear. Master Calvin 45. One of the messages is really funny because a guy is he's like, I'm talking to you guys on a plane. And then somebody replies like on a plane, are you worried someone will see? And then he's like, nah, dude. But imagine I go watch boy porn right now.

Yeah, dude. And then someone is just reading this like, why is the fuck? Yeah. And they just snap a couple picks. And the crazy part is he's also wearing a Wheel of Fortune jacket. Wait, so he, hold on. He's, he didn't like open the laptop called.

Like, oh my God. No, no. He opened it and like was spending time in the chat. Yeah, he might as well have been legs up, socks off on his armrest in front. He was probably a VoIP. Hit in the sound board. He made a con play again with the music butt. Dude, this is, I remember.

a big risk because this guy was sitting next to me on a flight once he looked like a guy in like probably his 40s or his 50s and he's just sending emails on the flight and you know periodically like look over. Yeah you got to spy on the guy to play. It's his normal stuff.

It's right there. Yeah. It's right there. And one he sends a long email about just about e-sports to like a friend but it's not very clear. It's very with the air of like I'm in my 40s or 50s

and don't really understand what e-sports is. And I... The flight's so long. I don't have anything to do. And I just leaned over it. I'm like, I'm really sorry. I know this is weird. You're insane for this.

This is crazy to do. But then when I cracked it, we had a conversation about it, so... So how did he react when you said, I've been reading your email over your shoulder? He did seem weirded out at first, but then we just... Then the conversation just went.

You gamble that you would be charming enough to get past that and swum him. I think, yeah, and I think I was successful. Did you preface? Like, hey, I'm a bit of a freak. I like reading what people are out to. Or were you just like, oh, e-sports. What did you say? What's that say? That's e-sports. No, I don't know what that word is.

Shouldn't capitalize the E-anymore. That's a better way to do it. Unignorable. I think I said, hey, I noticed I quickly had looked over, and I'm sorry, I noticed that your email had the word e-sports. I could have noticed that was a typo on line four. And I work in that industry right now. Do you work in that industry as well?

Like, what do you do? Okay. I think that was like my opener. But like, was the conversation worth it? No. I remember, I mean, like, if you wanted like an end, justify the means, the conversation, isn't every conversation kind of worth it in a way? Wow.

No. Nope. No. Straight up no. That's why he has, uh, no conversation toggled. On Uber. On Uber. Conversation.

Yeah, you have it toggled on yes conversation. Please tell me about yourself. Please talk to me. Don't even drive. What do you have? Do you have it toggled off? Keep it parked and let's just check. Let's fucking learn about each other and explore our bodies.

The default setting for comfort is quiet car. I never changed it. I thought the default setting was no preference. That's what mine is. And I'm the ultimate don't care guy. Oh, then I've been sending no preference. I don't even know where the setting is. So you guys want to start getting some lessons on how to play kickball?

Oh, kickball lessons from you. I'm doing kickball lessons in the office. Christian already signed up. Classes are $100. it's cash but I'm doing coins only right now because I don't have I mean I would love to learn from a guy who plays kickball in the way you do

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with Square. Dude, cuties and eavesdropper She eavesdrops on fucking every damn conversation She loves eavesdropping And I'm an oblivious man so sometimes she'll react to some she eaves dropped on and I'll and I'll be like what's going on I don't know

but we're at a store because I was getting my wedding band I was choosing it out and I'm just looking at the wedding bands let me guess silver black dragon all the way around almost touching his own tail your band would have gold on it my band does have gold on it yeah I know you bro my band's got gold and 31 diamonds She looks like a chandelier

She looks fucking precious You lied about the diamonds Yeah, it's got 62 But we're there and I'm picking it out And I'm looking And I'm talking to the guy And that's all I'm listening to And then she like

She turns to me She goes so sad I'm like oh yeah So that one Maybe it would be cool for me And then And there's this like other couple shopping And then she's like

I'm gonna do something I have no I have no fucking clue what's going on and then I see she basically pays for the deposit of a couple's ring who had been ring shopping but couldn't afford the ring. Oh my God.

As they left so she's talking to the people who worked there she's like could I please pay the deposit so they could get the ring and then they start crying behind the counter no one's ever done this is so beautiful oh my God

what's your name is so beautiful and then and then they're like let us call the copy I'm Cinderella. I'm cutie Cinderella. Tell everyone. I'm like, I just, I have no clues come back. I didn't even know there's another couple in the story.

They call them. The couple comes back. Now they, they're fucking, everyone's crying. They're all hugging. Yeah, and you're like, no, I want the dragon to be. Oh, most touching its own tail because it came all the way around. Loew was playing with like the abacus and all the toys for the kids in the corner. You know the doctor's office.

I'm nine and a quarter. That's what I found out. I'm nine and a quarter. That's what I didn't know. But yeah, that's what she had eavesdropped and been touched by the story of this couple trying to get married. That's beautiful. That's awesome. Yeah, it was beautiful.

And then I picked out my ring size. W. W for, hey, W for both of you. I still don't know their story. Would you be mad and be honest with me? I go to your wedding. I attend it. Yeah.

I bring a couple of my Chinese triad friends. Uh-huh. unannounced unannounced but they're lovely and this is at the wedding ceremony and the rehearsal or sorry in the dinner

we want to go to all of it yeah no it would be horrible horrible it'd be horrible why would it be horrible what a what a word yeah because because you have to it's there's a very strict I don't have you know what a very strict

number of seats in meals that you get and so I would feel so bad letting these Chinese triad members starve while everyone else eats and there's no way for them to sit. It's such, okay. They'll sit on the floor. Would you be mad if me and my girlfriend drop out of the wedding and instead two of my favorite Chinese triads go in our stand? Yeah, and he can be in the pyramid. Dirty guys.

I mean, he's been around the block, right? He's a tough guy. It's just you'd also be at the table then. And he'd be at the table. Two of them would be at the table. Yeah. And so then they would get to know everyone at the table. And they do a speech.

Together. Yeah. Because there's also a speech for them. I am locked in for a speech. Yeah. Can you do the speech? Let him do the speech. I fill him in on all of your guys' relationship and all everything.

Are you vouching? Of course I'm vouching. If you vouching, then yeah. Okay. But then it reflects on you. It's like, what does it reflect on me? That I have awesome friends? No, like if it goes poorly.

Oh, right. I'm on the hook. You're on the hook. you're on the hug I mean I don't want to be judgmental but he's they're a part of the triad

you know what's that mean I mean well it's an organized crime syndicate what's the application there so he can't have a job right like this is it's annoying that you're saying this Aden because who are you to say

that a Chinese triad can't enjoy you shouldn't have a job right that's how you sound it's like D&D but it's real I shouldn't have assumed that the triad member has offended, committed any crimes. Maybe I should give it, I guess I would give him the benefit to doubt. You want to talk about some of the white collar crimes that happen every day. Right. It's like we're all, it's like we're all in a triad. What's your bleeding heart for Markiplier who basically

rug pulled? He basically rug pulled. Okay. Markiplier basically rug pulled. Okay. Markiplier did nothing wrong. Sorry, just for the clip. I just wanted to get that out of the way. That's smart. you're bleeding heart only extends out to the whites and oh the clip's still going and the mix

I don't like that and the mix the walls of this clip are closing I don't like this click I'm a bad clip that I'm walked into right now I just got back here what happened no you were in the clip

we're continuing the conversation you started Do I need to give the benefit of doubt to every triad member at a wedding? I think at a wedding you should because that's like off limits, right? Yeah. No one's going to, no one's going to. It's off limit. Triad crimes won't happen at the wedding?

No, triad crimes wouldn't have at the wedding. It's like the mob. I'll say this, networking may happen. And later on. A little bit of networking. Can I network at the wedding with the triad member? Of course. I would encourage it. If I'm on the hook for you, I would want you to have a good time.

Network with somebody that I am vouching for. Are you going to have good food at your wedding? you choose the food bro okay you choose one or two options yeah three so how good are the options beef for chicken bro it's I

do you vouch yes I vouch they'll pack a meal if I need to don't fucking don't pretend what your taste is so incredible bro that the fucking wedding meal is not gonna hit do I need to bring an Anders pre-portioned meal to this wedding

be honest wait can Anders come I've been Anders in place to this wedding. But yeah, he hangs out with my Chinese triads. That's so fun. Look at the table at the front. It looks crazy.

It looks like a Rick and Morty universe picture. I assume. Okay, if you come, bro. Wait, who are you sending? Who are you sending, bro? Who are you sending you a place of me? Yeah, I'm going to say Glave. 6-4, Glave.

So, Glave, this guy from the Chinese Triad. If you pulled up to fucking dinner, you crack open a glass box. I'm never talking to you again. Play that right now. Hey, they're a microwave? If you pulled to fucking... Cudy, Peter's like... That looks good.

I want some of that. Aiden, I'll help you find a microwave. Let's go. Peter, I never finish these. I never finish it. You may now kiss the... He's always... Burt.

Talking to someone on his watch. No. No, I can't. No, hello, God, the watch. No, no, I can't. He pulls it out. It's not hot enough. It's not hot enough.

Mike doesn't, let me get my head phone. Oh fuck. I'm actually, I'm actually at a wedding right now. I'm actually at a wedding right now. They're about to finish. It's almost over. It's almost over. You guys almost done?

Dude, we're gonna ruin your fucking wedding, bro. That's just gonna suck for you. That's just gonna suck for you. What are, like, what, like, pattern are gonna be on, like, the tablecloth? there's three three patterns is it

can I guess yeah you could guess maybe like a straw hat pattern no there's no straw hat pattern is there any any any one piece influence at your wedding at all not intentional but subversive

yeah I'm sure you could find illusion is there a show hey minibar show hey Otani mini bar Is there like a cocktail to show hey grand slain? Oh, that'd be money, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, man. No, there's no Tani Grand Slam. And there's hers, it's like, you know, the Dr. Mario special.

The bar is not themed. There's no, like, custom cocktails at all. I think we said no to custom cocktails. Can I get a nasty gial bum me off the track, please? Neat, no ice. Because I didn't want to make a custom, I don't like custom cocktails. Why? Just order what you want to order, you know what I mean?

You don't like a, you don't like, the one-up soda or something? No. No. Let me get the fucking dragon lord vandal. That's a good, Dragon lore vandal. Dragon lore vandal.

A lot of different games. Fire skin for one. Yep. That would be great skin. It's a brand new skin that came up with themselves. And then, and then it's like a drink that's like red with tequila. And he's sort of what you want to order at the bar.

Guy who doesn't care. I don't care. Guy who wants to put in less effort. I don't care. He seems like he's putting in a lot of effort. I see it. I'm fucking out there, bro. I'm going to.

suit appointment after this. Bro, he was bag. We were getting our tuxes fit and stuff, and he was begging cuties. Like, can I wear, like, one with, like, Ruby Red? Can I wear Ruby Red? Ruby Red?

She's like, no. No, Lord, we can't wear Ruby Red. What about Thalo Blue? I was. I was pushing. Wait, why do you want to a suit fitting? You already got your thing, right? Just say, no, no, no. Because there's three days.

Holy shit. Maybe you just wear, like, a... Oh, and you got to have, like, a spoke outfit for the day of. Different for the Nero jacket, day one. Day two. We gotta tucks. Day three, I'm going with a kirtta. Jammies.

What did you? A what? What'd you say? A kerta. Oh my God. A kurtta. I heard something else. I heard it.

I heard what I heard. I don't know what you guys heard. It's just all over print of his face. It's really tight around here. What about like a, you know, wear a vest? No. I think you could wear a nice, like a red. Have you done your fitting?

Huh? Have you done your fitting? Not yet. You fucker. You said you do it Friday. I know. You lied. I, I.

No, he did a much more important thing that day. Which was? We did the advice show. We did the advice show. And you guys played Counterstrike together that day because I saw the call and I thought that was cool that Yan and Ludwig are playing Counterstrike together. Oh, wow. He played four hours at Counterstrike instead of doing the fitting. Searching, searching.

A avenue of escape. Nothing found. Can I make a face on this one? Yeah, you know. No. What do you mean? No. What do you mean?

No. Because you started Counterstrike at three? Yeah. You played till seven. What do you mean? No. Does he know you gave him a speech? You have a speech, by the way. Ooh. I mean, I know that. Yeah, yeah. I know. I know that now. What do I make the speech? What is it for?

You're making a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. You're doing a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. Oh, we're both doing that? I'm celebrating your life. Oh, too. That sounds like you died. Yeah, for to celebrate the marriage and union of the only matrimony. That's so sweet. You skipped a suit fitting. for CS2. Wait, yeah, we're back on that. This isn't what happened.

This isn't what happened. It's a little what happened. I mean, you didn't get... He's doing a shaky smile because he knows the real reason isn't really that good either. He just knows this is technically wrong. The real reason is not that good.

Nick is right. He knows me pretty well. What are you saying, dude? Get the soup in it. Am I in trouble? If I'm in trouble... I meant to do it Saturday morning. I didn't do it Saturday morning.

I'm sorry. Were you jacking off? I don't know. Sorry, dude, I know what I fucking mean to you, bro. I don't know what I fucking mean to you, bro. What do you mean to you? You just told me I have a speech. You wouldn't have told him.

No. You would have found out he had a speech like that day before. And then I would have just had to freeball. Yeah, he would have been great. I like weddings. You like them? I think if you got a nice, like, red vest with like buttons in the middle

and you maybe got some like jean shorts. Ooh, and the jacket that Phoenix has and Valoran. Don't wear a jacket, maybe like a straw hat. He's thinking, he's just trying to, he's doing Monkey D. Luffy's fit. You didn't pick up on it. It was monkey D. Loofy's fun.

Some open toe fucking sandals. And then maybe like a gum, gum, gum fist or something that you can blow up. I'm sorry. Surely there's been a fully one-piece themed wedding. Like, even the outfits. I've been to have a melee-themed wedding.

Yeah. And One Piece is way bigger. That's Bobby Scar Newman's wedding. the Blade Wise won the tournament. Of course. And Blade Wise didn't win the tournament at his tournament wedding. Wasn't it?

No, no, it was Blade Wise's wedding that had a tournament. Bobby did not have a tournament at his wedding. That's what I was like, is there another wedding tournament? I didn't know about it. One piece wedding, there it is. Don't show this a little bit. That's not a theme. That is just a backdrop for a photo.

That's true. I'm talking like, like even the bride and the groom have like the outfits on. Like they're that in the I mean bro they do have a wanted poster do you okay do you are this like a plate because this is a bunch of different couples yeah it does like a big back riding that looks like Tim Robinson yeah what's the fuck that'd be tough and Pam from the Hama fish that's an awesome cake that's genuinely an awesome cake that's a great cake you could have fucking are you gonna are you gonna turn to cinderella and say you're my you've always been my player too wow seems like an insult I'm on

honored to be your player too. Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's way better. Making yourself player ones a little. I'll pass you the controller when I die. What's the most gamer thing at your wedding? The people there. The presence of the gamers?

Yeah. Is Tens going? No. Sorry, Tens. I know you're watching. He's not watching. I tried. He's not watching, bro.

He's hanging out with his fucking new, fucking crew. His new crew. He's a new, like, content crew. He's a content group. Horrible name. What is it? What is it? Core? Above average?

Above average? AA. Welcome to AA. Please state your name. Which is funny because AA is taken. It's all advancements in Minecraft for the speed run. Core is also a bad name. Minecraft would be so funny.

You have to attend an AA meeting but in Minecraft and everyone's jumping around and shit. What are they doing? Are they making Vamor? Justin, no, nope. They're making like lifestyle, challenges, I would say collaborative videos. They kind of combine gaming, dancing, and pop culture.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a focus on that for sure. Do you believe, Ludwig, do you believe in the content group that is organized with, like, having a group in mind first? What I mean by this is like some groups just kind of, my happenstance, these people are always streaming together and they kind of form out of like the, we're already doing this. Let's give ourselves a name.

Some groups are like manufactured. Like, I want to start a group. I'm going to now source the people. Do you believe in that? second type? Dude, I don't even know if I believe in this group. Is this? Is this? The fuck. I want to cop out. With the longest running podcast in the world.

Is this? Not close. This feels like I get an air. Maybe I don't know enough about their relationship. But is this a little CSA, UTA, Bordroom pitch. Ew, that's dark. That's dark. I don't think that is. No. No, I think

that it was just some fucking young kids trying to have some fun. Trying to have some fucking fun. Trying to have some fucking fun. Fuck around. I think phase was successful but that is like specifically that's the first version

no no it's the second version phase was a very curated group of people who were chosen no phase one of them hung out with each other beforehand or most of them wait interesting that's a little different

against the spirit of the question it was an already existing IP yeah I think I would feel the same if it was in like core core is a better example where it's like it's a new it's a new IP I've don't understand why the IP super matters because Faze was a failing IP with several failing groups.

Because I think, I think, I get, yeah, I mean, I think it's different because with the lasting IP, there's already an affinity from fans to care about this thing and these people. But I don't think that's the reason it was successful. Like, phase had a fucking ass banks, bro. Fais had a bunch of failed groups. Banks would say the brand is everything. Poor banks, bro. Banks, if banks said look at Ron's numbers before and after, bro. And by the way, him and Marlin, bro, that shit is not, does not look like it's ending. No, bro. I want them to fucking square it up because they're all coming on my fucking wedding.

Are they fucking fighting? Yeah, that's going to be tough. And the Chinese triad. And by inviting does not like conflict. Banks, if you learn a little Swedish, we can fucking ease this over, man.

I will help you. Marlin, Lacey, Banks, Ron, all go to Clavs Club. They sit down over some bottle service and they figure some shit out. And 30 bad ones surrounding them. In case they got to draw a vote. let's leave it to fucking democracy That's the baddies

And then the baddies vote Me and Claive got some beef You and Clave got beef Yeah bro Is it because of what he said About fucking your girl's group About it's about fear and in the thing member Oh no

That was fucking Is that deep in the beef? He was spot on What would Clav say about fear and? He said like There was a picture of the audience At a Fear Ann show live show And he said look at all the soys

The left should have accepted me but I think that's a it's a more complicated statement than he knows which is kind of interesting The thing that fucking made us have a little beef is someone said Why are you not invited to streamer games And he said I don't go to that fucking cringe shit

Can you do? And it's like well fuck bro there goes 27 Out the water, out the window It is pretty jester It is juster He said it was jester He is riding mechanical bowl on stream is jester I don't know what to tell you a lot of you

Yeah I mean you know Clav and his ilk are the movement of anti-gester streaming. It doesn't have to be gay, bro. Occasionally fucking cool to do. Yeah, but it's gesture when you're on a fucking yacht with 30 bad ones around you. That's the difference.

When he looks at two women making out and he goes, ooh, he looks like Jim from the office, that's Jester. Let's make no mistake. It's a little jester. But he's on a fucking goddamn yacht and there's like seven Bugatti's on there and they're flying off the fucking deck.

Like, kill yourself. Clive would never be caught dead taking a penalty kick in his life. He would never subject himself to the potential embarrassment. Dude, I've re-reacted. Dude, I've rewatch Dante's penalty kick, it's insane.

He's like, yeah, this fucking kick is gonna go upper left bins. Because I am someone who knows that if he puts it out in the universe, it will happen. And my goal is giving me cancer. And sometimes the ball gives you cancer

and you can't do shit about it. You just have to go next. It's just 1B9. You have to go next and gives you cancer. And penalties aren't kind of 1V9. And then he kicks it and it just goes so so far right. Like it's insane how far

right it goes. It's so, it's a beautiful kid. It's fucking loo in my jungle. I can't do you hear what happened at his wedding? Dantes is? Yeah. No, that happened. A little bit of drama. What could what? Could it happen? What could have fucking happened? You know about, you know who Tarzan is?

Yeah. Yeah. Zanium. Tarzan toxic league player. Yeah. Made some enemies in his day. One of them is, you know, helicopter? Don't know this one. And an enemy of Tarzan. This is, we've actually. We've actually reached my threshold for names on this episode. We've named so many people in the past

five minutes. Yeah, go back to microwaving your your dish in the fantasy of Phoenix wedding. So, Dantes. Oh. Dantas. Chicken. Friends with Tarzan. You know, they play together. Yeah. Aalicopter wants to fight Tarzan.

Are they all at the wedding? Aalicopter, not friends with Dantz, not invited to that. Is Alicopter a woman? A helicopter man. Man. Aalicopter pulls up to the wedding. No. It's not like Allison Copter. No.

Aalicopter pulls up to the wedding, waits outside at the chance that Tarzan shows up because he thinks Tarzan is going to be invited to fight Tarzan. That is insane. You have a big enough beef. Tarzan, not invited to the wedding.

Never shows up. Crazy didn't just gas. Well, I'm fucking, I'm hungry out here, so if I could get a little bit up on a plate before I leave, that would be nice. But what's crazy is, Corn He didn't just show up

Like in street clothes He shows up In wedding attire That's tough as hell Don just goes pissed He sees Alicopter He's like

What's up dude And he's like Alcocter's like Dude congrats on the marriage He's what are you doing here And he's like just hanging out And he's just sitting What?

And he's sitting there He didn't go in the wedding I So he just lying He's well he didn't fucking tell him The whole truth That he's like yeah I was here in the office

chance that Tarzan shows up so we're fucking fighting. That's crazy. What did Tarzan do to him? This matters so much. I don't know more context in this. I, but I think, I don't know if there's something you could do that justifies doing it at the wedding. If Tarzan, like, just go to Tarzan's house. If he killed someone in my family, just go to his house.

Yeah, but if you don't know where that is, just know, and he posts his dot, then yeah, I'm going to go show up at his dot. Well, and this goes back to what I was saying, that weddings are a bit sacred and the Chinese Triad would never do something Chinese Shriot would never do No, no, no. Because they understand that

that's the wedding. It's the wedding. You handle it after the wedding. Yes. Dante's having a kid, I think. You see? Dante's had a kid. He's having one.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, having a kid. He's baby mugging you too. You can't get ahead. I'm not getting... What do you even have over him? Yeah. If anything. I can't.

Guys. Have you collab with Jinky ever? I don't... Like one-on-one ever? I don't mean to put you guys down, but I'm, closer to Dantus than you guys will ever be, right?

So it's like... Okay, yeah. I'm a family man here. Like, I understand you guys got girlfriends and shit, but like... You're on, you're standing on the Eiffel Tower. It's like, who's closer to Mars? It's like, it's so fucking... You need to understand.

I can get to you in 20 minutes, I am Brian Scalabrini. He is LeBron. You guys play ball, like, wreck, and that's fucking cool and shit. Yeah, so you self-admittedly averaged, like, a couple points in that last season? I'm in the league. It's in the NBA. I'm the fucking league. Is it him and Donovan?

are in the NBA and we play at the fucking park. I'm in the fucking league, bro. I appreciate that. I have fun with Brandon, bro. Have fun, bro. I hope he has a fun playing wreck basketball. He's not actually not when he cracked the cord. Didn't rain.

Could you not play yesterday because it rained? We play indoor, bro. That's a good magging. You can't play when it rains. That's really funny. Dude, remember at the, when I fought those kids playing basketball? Who walked in?

It was, um, Pop out at your party. Oh, it was... Who does that song? Not Lil T.J. It was... That's crazy. Is it Lil Tjj?

No. I can't remember his name. A big ass rapper just walk by. He's like, yeah, play basketball here sometimes. Had a whole crew. I'm with the game. It's two rappers. Polo G.

Polo G. Polo G. And Lil T.J. is featuring on the song. And Zika was like, is that Polo G? And then you were like, oh, God. By golly it is? I'm like, by golly. That's Polo G.

Oh man Dude, today's field day It's field day today You guys need tips just let me know Alright is there gonna be fucking drama again Drama? I'm rating champ I don't want to hear anything How are the rules this year?

I don't know them I'm completely unrolled I'm the ref I was supposed to confer with Nick's girlfriend After I was too tired from flying Because my girlfriend scheduled a layover Which was really smart of her This is perfect because

Damn. Yeah, bro. Dude, girls will just put you on two planes to one place, man. It's like, what is that? No, no. We can use one plane. We can't stand for them. We have to stand for...

You can't do one plane Alabama. It was, no, well, we had to fly to Atlanta and then drive. Actually, that's why the trip was so a lot. It was fun, though, it was a fun trip. I was giving her shit. But I don't know. She should stop following around shit. Oh, this is perfect.

a ref and it's someone I trust to enforce rules. So you're not touching the rules. No, we didn't have a ref last year. We needed one. We needed one. It's just last year you were the ref and first place. Uh-huh. Okay, here is the list. It's weird I can do everything. Here's the list at the field day score sheet. She actually designed this as well. She tries really hard to shit.

Don't let games, man. Let me just see that. I just want to see the game. Oh, okay. I'm not going to see the layout. Cool. Leak one game. Oh, man. Leak one fucking game, pussy. I'll leak one game. It's, one's just called Don't get God Great leak It's Aiden he's in a bear costume

And you don't want to get God Because you don't want to find out what happens You look a little like salmon Yep Are we allowed? Okay real question before we leave Can we just make a million dollars on call sheet Then call it a day

Will anyone be mad Oh like can we do like a sponsor or something No for the streamer games Oh Sorry is the streamer games or stream rewards, anything, we have information. Can we just cheat and get a million dollars? Yeah. Everyone's doing it.

Yeah. Can we just call it a day? LeBron just announced polymarket partnership, bro. Yeah, isn't that awesome? Yeah, he's the go. Let's gamble more. He's the go. Why y'all mad?

You gotta keep it in the casino. Stop gambling on your phone. Because you're so mad that fucking LeBron is making a little bread. He's just making a little bread. He's making a little bread. He's making a little bread. And I shouldn't be hurt by that. Yeah.

I guess I'm a jealous. Shout out of LeBron, bro. All right, guys, that's the Yard podcast for this week. I hope you enjoyed it. It's a Labor Day episode. So you got our labor on your day. We're going to go and do the damn field day. We're going to do Field Day.

And I'm sure next week, or when we, actually have tomorrow. The Patreon episode will be the post-Field Day episode. If you want to see how pissed off we are at each other from activities outside, go ahead and check the Patreon episode. If you fucking win again, I'm genuinely mad. Have you want come over in my house? To be, A, to be. fair, she has kept me

out of the loop on any games where information matters. Yeah, but you could have still been training. She's like, don't go in the little room. I can't wait for Nick to fucking turn around and be like, guys know how this one works. Hey. Guys have a good chart for this one.

I just, this year, win or lose? Win or lose? I'll always be champ. I always got that. Yes, you have a ring. Yeah, you're on my team last year. All right, see you next week. Bye-bye.