The Yard - Ep. 270 - The Influencers Are Here

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

This week, the boys are joined by influencers! They talk about the performance of the fries episode, brainstorming future video ideas, and Ludwig's bachelor party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What, Ludlig? Can I just say... Why are you dressed like Lucio? What is up with the teeth? What teeth? Oh, you both have it in. No. We're influencers now.

Do you guys move up your chairs? No, the chairs are the same height. Chairs are normal. They've always been this height. They're always in this height. Right. And these are my teeth. What is that the grass below your chairs that I'm looking at?

This good- You don't reach the floor. This feels like a YouTube video. Can I say that? I feel a YouTube video brewing. This is much of a YouTube video. You don't, you don't, your teeth are gonna upside down. I'm the bottom guy.

That's what, this is the top road. There are- Yours. That's a gap. That's a gap. I see a gap. Is that bad for YouTube retention? Well, you're a YouTuber.

yuck sorry don't pretend to do the voice if they're not in don't put them in again like a zin you put them in the top row I'll distract them

so I want to put you guys in a YouTube video I think it'd be cool and I think I'm a really big idea we line up a hundred of the greatest YouTubers of all times

you look I can't look at you you what's lined Halloween in the line if we're making the video.

Well, all right, the jig is up. They're fake. Whoa. Oh, my. Fine. There it is. I thought you were just two handsome entrepreneurs. We know.

We are. One whose feet can't touch the floor. What are you talking about? They're firmly planted. Your chair? You're in a high chair. The chair is the same. You were in a baby high chair.

Yes, we did a little bit. Where we put a video is under tea. But the chairs are the same height. Did we order veneers that require a warmed up adhesive that we didn't know about? Yes. Yeah. Okay.

We're new at this. That's fair. You're new at the successful YouTubers. That's correct. And you know what's been cool about is how subtle they've been about it. It's like, because some YouTubers they hit a diamond and then they go, check it out fuckers. It's the Nick and Slime show.

And they hop in group chats and they brag and they say, if it hits a million you guys to shoot yourselves in the fucking skull. You have to throw it if it hits a mill. You're crazy to say. You're crazy to say. Change the way they count views! That, you and you know, you have a YouTube show,

a failing one, by the way. And I'll have you know, you look at views and you know that they're not that crazy. The ones we got are crazy right now. They're fucking crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy even if you were to remove

the fake ones. Lemonade stand made a shitty episode about the midterm elections. Fucking 800,000 views. 800,000? Yeah, because it's fraud. It's fraud watch. And then they didn't.

God watch on this new system. Oh, it's interesting. It's like we're going to cross that in what, like maybe two days? What's across that? Maybe two hours. What's across that? I will never throat you.

If it hits a million in a week from the diet of posting, you have to throw it in the ball. You can't say you'll never throw at them. Are you going to throw? No, because I hit a million. He's hit a million. He's a fellow entrepreneur.

I had a, I had a, how many people it's take to be in a chess pro. As a fellow YouTube, really? That one did go pretty crazy. Here's the thing is I lined up 10 YouTubers. You got the veneers. I lined up 10 YouTubers. And I had these YouTubers go against a chess pro

and I suckled the people who are the best teeth. It's funny because it feels like he has veneers when I look in this gap. It's making sense. I said, talking that way if there's a gap. Give me the veneers and give me a gap. Really? I want to whistle for it.

It's entry. I don't want a whistle. Jimmy would never do something that. No. James would ever. Jimmy said, let me get it, let me get it like the Santa Claus 2. I love that movie. He did get the Santa Claus 2 veneers. You pander for views.

And now you two pander for views. I'm the only one who's an honest artist. Pander! We've struck at the heart of the American experience. All you do is shit on your tower and jack off. And jack it off. It's all you do is you jack off. Look at my YouTube channel.

There is no jacking off. Well, can I say it? It's the bye-bye week. Because you were not on an LS episode. Bang. And you were not on the Yard episode. Bang, bang. Yeah.

And both of the comment sections, I don't know if you've read them. They're hurtful. Triple bang. Oh, no. The comments of the Lemonadee episode are like, finally, that guest is gone. He's been there for so long. Yeah. Yeah.

It's 50% that and 50% Aiden is gone to go fight the Houthis. Which I don't. I don't know. I don't know why. And I have to wonder if you're fighting the Houthis on whose side are you fighting for? I would fight Saudi Arabia. Okay. I like that. I appreciate that. With Houthis? With the Houthis? Not too much on Saudi Arabia. We have a lot of going on Saudi Arabia. We're working on a big deal water, the water bark, David Busters, it's a coaster. It's not a huge coaster, but it is a coaster. Trying every Saudi North Dakota gas oil. You know what did it did happen the week I've gone.

It did happen on that other fucking show of snakes. I got a phone call this week. So I didn't have my car and I came to work on the Metro yesterday and I had a phone call. And you might recall that we've lost a couple sponsors on this show over the years. Yes, we lost me undies because we brandished a gun and fucking pointed at each other. And also it's really taboo to speak on the train. You should be Kauai Dasu. Continue? What can you do? I get a phone call. I pick up a phone call. I pick up some It's somebody from our ad network, and they're like, hey, so we just want to let you know. And I haven't listened to the episode that they put out this week.

And I'm like, and I'm like, oh. So this brand, they don't think it's a good fit anymore. Apparently on the read this week, you said, climate change is a Chinese hoax in the ad read. I didn't realize you were on your record. And I was like, oh. That's so interesting. That's so interesting, Nikki. I haven't even watched the episode this week.

That's crazy that they said that. And she's like, yeah, actually what they said in the aderead was they said that you always say climate change is a Chinese host. And so if you're wondering why they're not signing any more reads, that is why. May I be so kind as to entrepreneurily ask what brand is? Like a constellation or something. It's like, yeah. Like big dipper, little dipper.

How do you think that's in the zeitgeist? Stars? Stars pay for branding. Everything's branding. You don't fucking see it yet. Is that what 5G is? Yes. Fuck.

Five stars. Dude, I knew we were behind. I told you we were behind. You guys were so behind. I almost lost a brand deal this week. Yeah, you did. I got an email from a guy who we were about to do a partnership with. And he goes, and he goes,

so seeing all the the controversy Ludwig's been in and we just we can't do this deal and then and then an hour passes and then he goes you know what? Just kidding. Yeah. Super happy to go ahead

ignore the last email. It was crazy to read the screenshot because it was like what changed his mind in this hour? Now I will say for context his profile picture on Gmail is Rudius from a show Katense could have something to do with it.

Dude. You think it was your answer? It could be? You think it could be? No, you know, wait, I'd be not for it. I love anime! One Piece! I lined up all the best One Piece characters and dressed them up.

I got the 100 Best One Piece characters. Dressed them up, like, were they naked? Like, I dressed them up! I have like a little like adrenaline shot. I'm so sorry. It's okay. It's okay, you're back. You can't sleep, bud. You gotta get the next... video out.

I'm an entrepreneur. It's probably to do with that and I can't imagine any other thing any other bad takes that it might have had to do with. I got a clean takes. What can I say?

Got out clean takes over here. I got to say if you want to talk about bad takes in this room. I feel like you're going to look up right us. He's focused in on one entrepreneur feels. But I feel like the bad takes

are localized around here. What's the big deal of potato wedges? Dumbass? Potato wedges? Yeah. It's their taste for me. They're good.

Poor taste. Potato wedges are good. The KFC potato wedges? Yeah, they're great. I remember them fondly with a child. It was the last time he had one. The last time I had one, and this is not a lie, is eight months ago. I would never lie.

Sorrow? Eight months ago. Eight months ago. Really? What was the context? Oh, KFC? Oh, Fast food street? What were you doing in your life?

that led you to KFC potato wedges. It's like a genie wish. Is it? I was driving down. I think at this point I'm in K-town. I'm headed eastbound. And I'm like, I'm hungry.

And I do the thing that, you know, almost everyone does in a situation is I dooredash from like a really high-end restaurant to get to my house before I get there. To land as you get there. Yes. One of your many cars and you have to park.

I'm not driving. The chauffeur, but. Oh. And then and then we, pass a KFC and I say slam on it because I was like I wanted to try it and I had a

fucking bite it. You really did try KFC fries on your own volition. Not fries, I had the whole... Do you really... Is you really your issue with the list is the wedges? That's what does it for you? You're saying the wedges should be high? I think wedges should be higher. Isn't a wedge like inherently a saw shovel?

Like inherently? Oh boy. Is it? Aiden. I get like a mid-s... some are grew up of your skin because they're working on mine right now.

Yeah, there's going to be blood on your door when you go home. Wait, let me confidently espouse an opinion that I have no investment.

I think there are people who like potato and then there are people who like fried food. I like potato. Okay, let me tell you this. We had the KFC wedge.

What do you have again? Riffel on the same team. That's your guy. That's your guy. Yeah, That's my, well, my business partner. You're on the same team. We're the same business.

We don't hang out for work. For three, too. Let's go work. What are you laughing out? We're going to see, yes, this year we're presenting a lot of awesome. Y'all look like Cajel Gona Worlds. My veneers, I want them really bad, but they're too far. I spit them out too far.

I can get them for you. This is what business partners do. This is what business partners do. They get each other's veneers. I like the spreadsheets. He's like the boots on ground sort of lit. Thank you. Thank you.

There you go. So the thing about wedges. Yeah, tell us about it. They don't taste very good. Yeah. When we got the cake... When we got the KS.C. Legges.

They didn't taste very good. I feel like there's fries that are good because they're crispy and salty. And then there's fries that are good because it's yummy potato and they're seasoned, but different than salt seasoning. Then where would you put the wedges? I probably put a S-tier because I like it and I guess I put most things in us to hear because I like it Have you seen my pie tier list?

No, you're hot tier list Zipper Q go to my second channel Ludwin I love doing a tier list when they are a bitching you're telling you that you're talking too much You know what I'm saying? And that is free speech You look crazy

Yeah It's a lot of free speech over the show British actor I just like can't get over that they're the top teeth Did you guys know there's British S&L? Anyway, we have the two, the hosts here. Right. I don't have to do this interview, darling.

Yeah, yeah, and then just go to the end where you can see like the final. I did a pie tier list. Now, I'll be honest, I was hungry as fuck. This is for us. That's really funny, man. You put Keish and not worth the calories? I put Keish and not a pie.

Not a pie, I see, I see. Kish is not a pie. This is just, this is how, this is how people rate movies on Letterbox. They just give everything five. Sure. They just give everything five. Like it's, like that's how the scale works. The pie is good, Aidan.

Don't be upset. Some of them are must eat. Nothing is a must eat. They're all godlike. What would a must eat be? That means you made a bad tier list. No, no, no. It just means they made great pie.

They can't all be godlike. If you were to ask the Pope to do a tierless, if you were asked a pope to do a tier list of books in the Bible, Yeah. Do you think he has any that he goes, eh, oh, I guess I'll read. Probably. But you're also saying that the Pope would have ones that's like not worth reading. Not worth reading. But the Pope and Levitticus. Not worth salvation. Levitticus is mostly about the specifics of slavery. I would say Leviticus is not worth a read. Political cartoon. Okay. This is a bad, I don't know if you made this. You probably didn't.

I made this. But what did be the whole video is this? No, no, no, sorry, the tier list. Oh, oh, the actual. You didn't construct this. No, no, no, no. So what I'm saying is the person who made this made a bad tier list because if one of the tiers goes unused it means it's a bad tier list oh no I made the tears sorry yes you made the okay so you're bad at doing yeah the pies are good I don't understand what is it super check the views on this dog shit video well no no no don't check it don't check the views no no no no post view update by the way oh he's less than 200,000 post views on this video no no no no 189000

Oh, wow. Oh, that's a state, in actual views, that's like 80. That's about one eighth of our video. Is anyone else a bit horny? Wow, that's so many. It is so many. And the true viewer is higher. Now look up Asman Gold French right to your list.

No. Well, look, this is all to say. We've become successful. YouTubers. This peak will surely be followed by another peak. Maybe doubles it. You know what? I've noticed a trend with you guys. Can I, can you put them in?

Gentlemen, can I tell you an issue? What is it? Sure. And I want you to back me up on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pre-jacking. Almost every single week. What is that? What is that?

Oh my God. It's you. Oh my god, a sponsor! Now it's time to really be coming non-trich Dino. Heel! It's also a Chinese hoax. I like it and I'm British. Is that a compliment or an insult?

I like it despite being British. It reminds me of beans. These guys come in, week and week out. They're phoneted. They cremated my wife. Hewle cremated my wife. You cremated your wife. No, I want to hear about that. Well, they put her in some sort of casket.

Why do your teeth move like piano keys in an animated movie? They're dancing. Put their heel down. He spilled it everywhere. There you go. That's their wives all over your pants. They're going to think this as an ad. Put it down. Well, Edwin.

They punt her. Unfortunately. They punt her in a micro- and they cremated her. We became entrepreneurs because of the grief that he was suffering from his wife being in a microwave. I'm very sorry, Ludwig.

Finish your story. Week and week out. We can week out. These guys come here to play Slay the Spire and Street Fighter 6. Do you agree with this? And then we go for one week. And then they become entrepreneurs and become

become electric. Is it us in? Are we the problem? Because then they could go back to their Street Fighter Sixth, like the Spire Two Sells. I did have this. I don't want to spoil it,

but we had the Yard Weekly yesterday. And they're describing some of the ideas that they're coming up with for more content in the previous week's meeting that we both missed because we were gone. Interesting.

And I was like, and I was like, these ideas are amazing. Why is it happening now? I mean, if I could be serious for a moment. Please, what we discussed. There is sometimes an anxiety around Ludwig's schedule. Entrepreneurs are anxious, too.

You thought your lips look fucking crazy. What is it? And being able to, there is an anxiety about summoning Ludwig to do things that are outside the purview of the entrepreneurial podcast. And though Ludwig himself has been very good. about saying I'm down to do whatever as long as you schedule and all this stuff. That sort of feeling can still exist about, well, maybe it's,

but when Ludwig exits the realm, it feels like there is no more binder around us to be able to, someone to say, no, I can't do that, no, no, nothing. And this is, this is simply a perceived entrepreneur. Because I haven't said,

nah, I can't do this about these awesome ideas. And I've done 140 hours of Dungeons and Dragons. I've done 140. And I think coming from my entrepreneurial perspective, that is the vibe, but I am trying to correct that vibe because of how good you've been about communicating. However, sometimes you're showing up at Dungeons and Dragons,

and it feels like we're basically about to shove your dick off. Sorry, can you say that again? It feels like you come and you're tired and it's like you're ready to get addicted. chopped off. I'm sorry, I'm not understanding. I'm not understanding. I'm your dick chopped off. It feels like I'm coming in. As if

is this being, having to come and do Dungeons and Dragons and all this stuff. It's like getting your dick chopped up. It's a kid from your dick chop. Why is my penis getting chopped? It feels like you're feeling like that's what it feels like. Am I self-chopping? He's using entrepreneurial

language. Is it a BME thing where I'm doing it myself or are you chopping it forming? I'm not chaving your dick. Well, I guess I'm I'm audience to it. You spiritually want your dick to cut off. I spiritually want my dick cut off because of the D&D scheduling. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. But this is all to say, you know, sometimes the entrepreneur, all the ideas happen in crazy little situations like this. Entrepreneurs need to move in silence. Like lasagna. Do you understand it? Yes. It's weird that your lips are moving, your teeth stopped.

Do you understand it? Can I ask you about... I got 10 of the best Turkish week. veneer guys to make me the best veneers. We tried every boba. Sorry, first off, say it, don't spray. We tried all the boba. Can I ask you two a question?

Please. I want to do a little extra. I do this with all entrepreneurs. I don't know if you know, I work with entrepreneurs, actually. Some chill shit. On some chill shit. On some chill shit. Yeah, sorry, I did not get it. On some chill shit.

Do you know? On some chill shit, what were you thinking? My four wife. Well, it sounds. She was still alive. When she was in the microwave, she was still alive. Yeah, a little bit. And now she's in this bag of fuel.

And it's got 400 calories. That's a good amount of macros. No, let's focus up, gentlemen. You guys have been in the idea chamber. How about you hit some ideas at me? And I would just love to hear them. Wow. Free ideas.

No, I mean, well, after this, we'll have to send an NDA. Friendier here. Friendier. Friendier. I heard that one before. I heard that one. Yeah. I didn't

pull out of a coconut tree What? I didn't just pull out yesterday Come on Gentlemen gentlemen Zipperke, you pull Bloodwig fried tier list I'm also an entrepreneur

I've I've walked these roads Has you? And I know it's an innovative idea That you guys had Fried tierless Because I saw the vehicle Genius can I say

Do you think so A Lamborghini? A Lamborghini Does you also feel I don't know if you felt this When I opened up the video and I realized what they had done, which is, we leave for a week

and they rent a Lamborghini. Genius. Rich also damaged the Lamborghini. Damaged it? Yeah, we scratched the Lamborghini. It was in the Canes parking lot, and he got up on the curb, but he damaged a Lamborghini.

Oh, right. Don't worry. Don't worry. Let's see this French Fryeer's on. You didn't get so cool. We handled it. Due to some really unexpected events, um,

Nick lost his wife, who was the main, food maker and his family. You don't have to talk about it on the show, dude. And Nick, we got you a little surprise. I don't want it. I want my wife back. You're now in a YouTube video.

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It's got great macros. Black-editioned chocolate flavor. 35-grain of protein. It's kind of like she made it for you because she's in it. Gluten free. Is it ready to do it? drink. Gluten free, ready to drink. Yes, dude. Yes, it is add stuff to it. It is a complete meal did. Is it high

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New customers only, thank you to heal for partnering and supporting our show. A few years ago at this point, but it's before the view buff. Please, don't look at the views. We're going to look at the view. Okay. Oh, there's ours again. Ours came out first. Charlie Zero.

Have I never done one? Ludwig. Oh, my God. Even Sanchoves has done one. It's actually kind of crazy. It's crazy to see Sanchoves doing the soy face? It is actually kind of crazy that Sanch has done one. And you have it.

Gee-G, I haven't. I guess I've done burger. Dude, you are not an entrepreneur. How did you think you had done one? Because I think I'd done burger three times, and I guess I thought one of them was fries. You've regurgitated burger three times? I think I've done everything at McDonald's,

like two or three times as well. Dude. You know what? And Aiden, this is the issue. If you stop your entrepreneurial spirit, if you're not talking to other entrepreneurs, you can't come up with shit like fries. I would probably be doing a ninth

McDonald's try the menu if I wasn't in the room of these guys right now. But they've opened your eyes. I need you just start fucking listening. Where is some of these ideas? Please, yeah, great. Great. Thank you for the floor. I'm not sure what was your name? Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

So unique. Nordic or something. Yeah, he's a Nordic man. God of Christ. It's actually very cool. Very ethnic. He's a religious man. So, okay, I had an idea where we

we try every what is it again I tried every chicken caraga chicken karagi the Japanese the Japanese are very in right now have you heard of

Shohay Shohay who I don't know his last he don't know his last name Joe Hay Atani Shohey Atami Yeah, I've heard of them. Actually, I think he's pretty good at baseball.

So what do you think? I tried every chicken Karagi. First off, I love it. I love it. Are you going to Japan? Well, I mean, it's... Where is that? Okay.

Okay. I love this one. I think it's great. So what are the others? What are the other ones? Well, they're kind of a secret. Come on. They're kind of a secret.

Rendi A. I guess here among friends. What if we... What was one of the ideas we could tell them? One of the ideas that would he acceptable to tell them? All the ideas are secret that we're not allowed to be in on? Well, what about... Do you think they're trying to tell us something?

I don't understand why... Is it time? Do you think they're going to kick us off the show? How about this? Why don't you... How about this? You tell us an idea as double entrepreneurs. Right. And we'll tell you whether or not.

they're worth shooting or they're going to end up like one of those videos just shut. Ludwig, Ludwig, he's an Uber driver. Okay. But he drives until his passenger recognizes him. I don't get it. For what?

Yep. No, no, no. No. Let them, let the entrepreneurs. Are they going to park for free anywhere? How is the parking situation? We could pay, we can, they could like, Ludwig could park the car different places and we would pay for it.

I was saying all your jackoff catchphrases and like, it's your idea. Yeah, yeah, I think you need to say some jackoff catchphrase. Walsher,

yeah. Yeah, that could be, that could be, well, let me, let me do another one. I traveled to every country

and ranked them by how nice the people were. You could imagine the thumbnail. Okay. Now we're, I can't imagine it. It would be you holding hands with all the different colors

of the world. Yes. Yes. and a gradient. And you're standing on Earth. Yes. Yes. You like it?

I see it. Ludwig, this sounds actually really similar to Sanchoves' racial tier list. No, but this one's based off of boots-on-ground journalism. Did he do that?

No, he played Camille Top Lane that day. Didn't get to it. The Garon's losing on the alt account. Uh-oh. What's another... ideas. They want more. They're hungry

for more. They're hungry for more. Are you worried? Fan time. I bathe the sumo wrestler. You bathe the sumo wrestler? Yeah, and the thumbnail before he's all dirty and after he has like a I love it. And I bathe them. I love it. And what if underneath the sumo's dirt there were like frayfors and tasks written on his skin?

Okay. It says like you know do a jumping jack. Right. And I have to do and I scrub it off and then I do the hot drumming jack? Yeah. And then one of it's like, try the closest chicken Karagi place. Try the closest chicken. Thank you so much. Right?

I love it collaborating. What is your name again? It's Amen. Can I say your associate seems bored about my idea. I'm not into it. It's just that I can't, if I can't I can't. I can't What? You can't what? Spit it out. If I can't see it,

I can't dream it. What do you mean? What do you fucking mean by that? It's entrepreneur talk. Should I get like a grok image? That help. I love using grok. All right.

We'll share one idea with you. Okay. It's the CS marathon. Right? Right. Yeah? Yeah. 100 hours.

We did do that. It sounds similar. My back really hurt when we did that. But it's the God Gamer Challenge instead. Okay. And it's us for. And it's us for and we do do we do games with five people and just play with a random?

We'd have a fifth friend. We had a fifth friend. And maybe Joshua, and they have to be five, five-sac games. Yes, sir. But no,

sometimes they're like one v-ones and we have to send someone in as our horse. A soldier. No, I love it. I love it. I love it. It's,

but what's the five again? Me? Mm-hmm. Ludwig. Okay. Aiden. Well, I like it.

Blime. Josh, Rand. It can't all be people you like. There's got to be drama. You scoffed at me? I didn't scoff. I'm European. I love video games.

You guys are just becoming closer and closer to Kelby. And butter chicken. Butter cricken. to bark crooked. I feel like... Yeah. I feel like they are...

They don't have as many ideas as I thought. I don't think they have that many ideas. And I feel like they are seeking ideas from you, maybe. Can I say I threw slime an idea yesterday? Oh! Dude.

If I can take out my veneers for a second... Took out the teeth for this one. Oh my God. It sucks because I know he's fucking with me. I'm not fucking with you. I know. You're playing one with my balls and you're saying, I'm going to...

I'm going to... You can play. Your tongue is like fucking an inch away But you're like, ah, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing any of this. I'm being teased. I'm being teased by my bull. Defend yourself. You're, I don't have to defend myself.

All I did is I sent him a text that said mid-race to gold in Europe In Europe, on the European ladder. Oh, you are. You are a gift. You are the Amadeus gift where he's reading the music sheets and he goes, oh, and they fall on it. You are, you are a sick little tea. I know.

I'm not a teard. I have a. The precum coming out and you're looking at it. Oh, his dick is, it's a little wet. It's a little wet because it's- The bricum-and you're wiping it off with a napkin. You won't even, you won't even clean it yourself. My dick hole with the napkins instead of doing on everything else.

There's little bits of the tee-pee on his dick now. He got to the tip-in-law. You got to pinch it off a little bit. Did he cut himself shaving? He must not. Why would I shave there? I think. it could work we do it let's say midsummer

no AC in like fucking London England oh god that's so far away in a full brick building what do you think you're what do you mean that so far away oh time wise

yeah I was like where else in Europe we're trying to go you don't do it in the UK and the UK yeah well it'll you know it's not gonna be fucking next week why not do it like fucking go to like do it like Turkey

doing turkey doing turkey loser has to get a fucking transplant loser has to get the mr. beast treatment I don't think turkey's what would turkey's top three best countries at hair transplants what would you do

what word actually actually speaking raw and real right now like fucking drop actually it's just cheap yeah that's the point that's awesome I think if you sharpen a blade 10,000 times you get pretty good at sharpening do you think dominoes is the best pizza makers you want the goaded

Dominos makes the best piece of the perfect argument immediately. If you're a real transplant head, if you're a real transplant head, you go to South Korea. North Korea is a spot, yes. If you're a real transplant head, you go down the fucking street. To L.A.? To Los Angeles. To Los Angeles down the street? I'm sure we got it on lock, but we're talking about exotic trips to far away land.

We do boobs, I think. We're good at boobs. I think we're good at all. Dude, have you seen Hollywood actors? Have you looked so fucking hot? Dude, you should do it in Korea. It'd be so funny if you did it in Korea. You guys wouldn't hit it.

Oh. Korea. No, we just have to... Gold and Korea is diamond here. Yeah, I'd be like hitting silver in Korea. That's what we would have to do. Escaping bronze in Korea, maybe. I don't think it's that much harder.

I don't know. I think you have to scale. You have to do Europe now and then Korea later. Why Europe? Do you want to know? I do. There's this guy you're going to hate it. Okay. Maybe I won't hate it. There's this guy who's just mess with me every day.

Okay. For 580 days to try solo Q in... in Europe. Okay. He's almost at two years. And you're trying to reward that relentless parisocial self-insert, ideation. I want more like him.

Personality disorder. I want. I want troops like him. Honestly, I'll say this. If that guy's hand a table crafting that message every day and not like automating it, fucking sure, bro.

I think it's hand the table because he sometimes fucking swells it different. Okay. And that's why. This is what it's influencing. That's why I want to try it in Europe. That's so crazy. The gold race is separate.

But I also think like a gold race in Europe's a little spice here. It is exotic. It's exotic. I think it's fun. I think this is a great idea. You do this. You can't, you cannot fly home until you hit cold. Dude, that's so funny.

Yes. Like neither of us? You're like stuck. You're stuck in Europe until you hit cold. No, no. Surely the winner releases you from the prison. No, no, no, no. I think you're

No, no, no. That's the, because it's so... That is a great idea. My idea is better. What was your name? It's, it's a name. I'm actually, same name. I know what you're thinking,

same name as that guy who was like in Al-Qaeda and then he was a double agent for this. That is the same guy. It's a great business with that guy. He's crazy. He did both, he played both sides. MI6 and to anyway. So interesting.

I think my idea is great. Your idea is great, but it's evil. And I think it wouldn't work. in practice. Your idea is great on paper, not a great in practice. I think it works. Six million views. Dude, you being trapped in Europe and not being able to come home.

It's genius. Door-dashing French food? You know what French food is like? It's fucked up. It is fucked up. What? Yeah. When we were in Gay Paris, for when you and Michael were there, the shit I was eating was crazy. I think that's because you're a bad orderer.

Maybe. And let me say, based off your tier list, you might both be bad orderers. Okay. He's rage rating. Don't. Don't do, put in the veneers.

There's no way that you're saying this to two distinguish entrepreneurs. This is their alien where cowboy at. Yeah. You can, you can,

whether any storm did. Plime order two large fries at the first place we went. Yes. Yes. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy behavior. How dare you?

It was a film. Can I say? I think, I think we have a classic case of L. Or. orderer in L. Pallet.

I kind of say our friend, I think I can say this. Our friend got engaged. We don't know this. Our friend Joshman got engaged. Yeah. And the day of, we got dinner.

We got me, Joshman, his fiance, my girlfriend, a whole plethora of friends was there. And guess who ordered for the whole table?

Yeah, and his Joshman is there? So, yeah, this is actually a funny story. I went with one of QD's nephews. He's in seven, and I bought him Chipotle.

So you know what it's like? And he loved the, order. Okay. No. I went with Kid's meal case to D.

To order to order for all the adults but also the child that's there's nuance to that. He has a case here.

Josh has the palette of a child. Yeah, but he had the part of the table at the dinner. He had the part of the table

where the crayons can draw on the tablecloth. What do you have to say chicken fingers out loud?

Well, that was a bit tough. You know, it's funny you say it because he is picky but not if you choose the

exact right thing he likes. I got engaged. I want chicken fingers. He's but not if you pick the exact thing he likes. What I'm trying to say is one time I ordered like sushi and it was

way back when we lived in the old house and Josh was here. It was that two months he didn't brush his teeth and I was like Josh I ordered a bunch of food. I ordered sushi and he just looks at me and he's like, oh I don't really like fish. And I looked at him and I said I don't care.

Then don't eat because I order food for everyone and I don't care. And then, but that was the moment I learned that he really, he will not eat and so you got to make sure he eats. Yeah. You got to get you the sushi spot that's got a little bit of Karagi. Yeah.

Maybe a tear list. We don't have to lie anymore. The Karagi tier list was a bad idea. But you have to have bad ideas to get to the good one. You must. It's true. We haven't had bad ideas yet. And we all understand that as

four entrepreneurs. What is your entrepreneurial background? My background? I'm curious about your background. Oh, Endgame TV. Just a little company called Endgame TV. Where's it now? End game TV, where's it now?

Wound it down. Wind it down. Actually, people in the industry called it wind it up. Winding up. You wound it up? He wound it up. Wonded it down, but also wound it up.

But it no longer generates any revenue. Wound, are you not listening? Because it's wounding. It's ready to be unwound at any time. It can be activated at any time. It's like a sling shot. Yeah. So when do you think EGTV will see the light of day again?

Probably when I'm 60. 60 years old. Well, I've been helping out a little bit. We've been consulting with this firm Palantir. So we're trying to shift EGTV. I like that. Enging TV. Palantir.

It's a friend. It's like a pal. Like an app where you meet friends. Yeah. Yeah. You definitely find friends. Wherever they're at, you find friends. Palantir list.

You're seeking towards friends. Yeah, yeah. Lock in on them. I know where they're at all. Like you can see them with thermal vision you find your friends. It's like Apple find my friends. It's a close friend that you want to protect.

It's not good that that friend has secrets from you. You meet a lot of women and children through Palantir. Palantir. It's fun. And welcome to EGTV. That's great. The new slogan.

So it is an entrepreneur. Did it make any money? Did it make money? Like before it was wound? I guess when it was unwound. Made so much money. How much? We made

10. maybe tens of thousands. Tens of thousands. And tens of thousands. Before paying your employees? And a lot of that went to crush in hindsight. Okay. Rush.

Jack Hoyt. Jack Hoyt did get actually an extraordinary amount of the money. Which means it all went to grailed. Which means most of it went to close on grailed. Not a great deal in hindsight. You know what I love. An entrepreneur is willing to admit that he did a bad deal. An entrepreneur learns.

Sometimes you make a bad deal. The first step to being a great entrepreneur is being a bad entrepreneur. Oh. I say that? You have to fail. Well, stead. And fail for a long time.

And it's weird because you guys found success so early. Don't pass. Really quickly. Almost instantly. So, this is it. When he goes to Sweden and I'd go to my family,

you guys, we'll still be doing it with you. And you'll still be here. Well, it sounds like you're entrepreneurs and you're doing better without me. My business idea, you stay and do it. Thoughts? That it's not a bad proposal.

I like his idea a lot. Business idea, the yard becomes my family vlog now. But you guys are the only people allowed to record. I'm not even kidding, it would crush. You're gonna need two. Oh, the family, the yard tard.

You're gonna... You're gonna need two uncles. You are not watching the yard tard show so sit back. And then, oh no! Oh no, I cheat on us. I'm freaking cheat on us. No, dude, don't cheat on us. Don't bring all this shit down. You come home early and you catch me doing, trying to revive Chuckel sandwich. Hey, I mean, he and Ted are shooting at.

You and slime sickle just caught in the shed with microphones. Oh, you were supposed to be home. Dark Tart. Uncle Tart. Uncle Target used to mean something. Uncle Target. drunk at dinner and it's like eight shocked lemon d'all face no he hangs out with the

and he hangs out the lemon tards all the time and they just called Doug Doug Doug Tart you're listening right now they only named it that because of the the ballet dancing it was because of that just because of leotards yeah

I'm gonna uncle the fuck out of that kid man he's gonna I'm gonna love him more than you you're gonna love my kid more than you of me I think he'll be a better uncle than you'll be I'm an uncle the shit out of I think he'll be the best uncle yeah kid.

You think you'll be the best uncle? 100%. Wait. And you think you'll be the best uncle. Well, we'll be uncles together. We're going to share unclehood. I'm going to be easily be the best uncle.

You're not going to be the best uncle. You're not uncle. You're more like a... You're going to be in Sweden and my kid won't know that till he's 12. I'm going to kidnap your child from an early age that I am all they know. My child's just because morning. He goes, let's do that NICU idea. I want to try it out.

I'm going to swap your child for mine. Oh. We know it. We'd know instantly. Nature versus nurture. Of course, because my child would come out 14 pounds,

seven ounces, and yours would come out famished, starving. I was a big baby. Were you? Yeah, was a chunky baby.

I was nine pounds, six ounces. You know a shit on that. Oh, damn. You got me, I think I was, yeah, you got me beat.

You got me nine pounds? I was born nine pounds. Six ounces. Six ounces. Damn. Yeah, just fully in grams.

There was a thud when I hit the floor. You came out really fast, Tom. There's a dent. There's a dent in the floor where I popped out. Wow. Yeah. Guys, I'm going to cut right to the chase.

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You're not listening to the... I was only making $7,000 with merch just a few months ago. That's right. It was a fledgling part of my business. That's low. That's low. I know.

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Cash app. Get some. I think the Uncle Tier List, ooh, that'll be a good tier list episode in 10 years. Oh, Uncle Tierless. Yeah. Uncle Tierless. Yeah. That's why.

You're just reading each other? No, you're doing it. Oh, I am, okay. I was like, how do you guys do Uncle Tierless rules? If your last YouTube video comes, you'll know it's it? No. Do you think one day you'll just stop uploading? Yeah, yeah, because I think there will be a video that I upload in like 2079.

It's going to be called like my real thoughts on Clav and it'll come out. Like I'll do the Mr. B. Swire schedule in advance. I was Loki-spitted. It'll be like shit that I thought was important back in the day. But now it's 2079. Oh, that's fun. Reacting to your biggest faux paws. The Pip, Pewty Puzz video in 10 years.

Maybe we skip this one Maybe we skipped this one I think of me and Ben talking about it What is it about PubG that makes people say the N word? It's happened to many You say the same thing about Counterstrike's Q That's exactly what I was going to say

No but like not I think it's what about video games Not as many Not as many have gone down From the limelight from Counterstrike For that reason Like players say it in the shadows Because it's like

It's like there's like Sub-communities or aesthetics of games That like more people will say the N-word on Counterstrike than other games. Peter-Bot-Fortnight. Boom. Peter-Bot-Fort-Nate. Peter-Bot-Fort-N-A.

Let's be your kid's first word. Peter, about Fortnite. Peter-Bot-Fort-N-Wort-N-Waternight. More people say the N-word and Counter-Strike than Fortnite. Peter-Bot-Fort-N-Wyne every other week. Yeah. Jason does play a lot of Fortnite. I raise you.

I don't know. It's starting to all come together. Is Counter-Track number one? It might be. but it's also a very played game I don't know the players sets are all fake on it right you have to take this

the what? No the player sets? On a counter strike? I thought there were like a lot of them are bots because you get the free case so a lot of them just form

the free case every week I don't know that's what people claim but I feel it's a fucking immensely popular game yeah yeah I'm not saying it's not popular I'm just saying the numbers

I feel like I think you couldn't you couldn't remove more than like 10% from the number really you think only 10% are bought it? Yeah yeah

no I think it's way more you know about banana right Um, yeah, you, you, you, you molly car, and then you nade over the wall, you take control of it. Yeah. There's a game. And if you control banana, you control the whole mess. You can't, you can't, you want to go apps control just because you have banana control. You need both. You need apps and banana control.

Right. For sure. It's just hard to get both. Like, you go all time. Fuck is banana, man. Banana, it fell off because they stopped it, but they were, it was like filled with bots. They had, like, uh, it was a game where you just had a screen. and a banana would spawn.

And you could sell the banana on the community market and some bananas were rare spawns. And so at its peak it had like, you know, almost a million players. But no one's playing banana because there's no game. It's literally just there's a banana and spawns another banana occasionally. I guess for a game like this to really measure its ecosystem,

you have to measure like the marketplace of its items. It's like like I talked to the dev of bongo cat. Oh, right. Bongcat. What did they say? How did he do it? Or she. Bongo Cat is like a go to SteamDB.

Oh, Bongo Cat. Is it called Bongo Cat? Bongo Cat is the fucking gift. Yeah, SteamD, SteamDB though. Bongo Cat is like a, what's it called? Like one of those browser games. It's like a little guy that lives on your desktop. Okay.

It's like wallpaper engine or something. Like Bunzy Buddy. And it's like one of the most played games on Steam like constantly. Oh wow. Because it's technically being played? Because it's like always open. This is, this, does, this betrays the idea of playing a game and what we consider that. Yes.

And so I don't care. It's like wallpaper engine is probably pretty high up. Wallpaper engine is very high up. This is, this is a more of a measurement of people who have the program open. Yes, but a lot of it, according to the devil, was also botted. Why? Because I think you can get drops in Bongo Cat. Of course.

But there's a lot of bots on Steam, bro. Yeah, because we've monetized every inch of the, things we love like video games so now we all comes perverse yeah but it's all game it does is fucking throat sing it's all bought it game and throat sings but it's also it has to do with like you know like top level valorant he's good at practice he i did it do you remember that big valerent betting scandal ring that happened yeah it's you too like this shit happens because like we are fundamentally nasty people and it's like disagree. I think we're all fundamentally good people in our hearts.

Do you? You believe that. Even clav? Huh? Well, not everyone. I think clav's not a fun... Wait, did I influence you to say that? Was that slime who influenced you to say that? Despite you telling me that he's a good guy deep down, I just don't. I heard. I stand with clav. I'm saying people as a whole are fundamentally good. You're saying we're fundamentally evil. Oh, I see. I'm saying on the whole. We take advantage of things like that on the whole. I think we do do that on the whole. Do-do.

Do-do mentions. Do-do. Uncle Tard. Sorry. Uncle Tard. If you didn't hear the previous segment, it sounds way weird. That's a bad clip. That was the Yoxi.

That was the Yoxi Glock. Two famous entrepreneurs talked to humiliating. Ludwig while random looks on while bifxual looks on At least Lace gets me

Lacey's not get you Lidler's that fucking first thing about you bro Lacey's the biggest by streamer in the world It's true Is he? Yes

Out, out by streamer Not out Well, you know Not out Lacey's an ally though Yeah he says it What but he's a fucking ally

and he's gonna come out as one soon. That would change the game. It would. If Lace came out. He'd be like Milo Yonopoulos. It's not. Milo would never make that happen. He voted Trump, but he's also...

A white gay man are scary. White gay men have caused a lot of destruction. White gay men are the most dangerous. It's possible. It's possible. Right at it? Every entrepreneur has a podcast. Every entrepreneur is a podcast.

Is this clip? Am I still in this? Am I still in this clip? Archie, put the black bars around this section. And the captions on this section. In conclusion, people are good. I think you're right, probably. People are, people are.

I think people are inherently self-serving, not good. I think people are more self-serving when they're anonymous. To self-serve, they make themselves feel good by being good. Yeah. True. This is an episode of Friends. True.

No such thing as a good deed. A selfless. selfless good deed. That's a bee stinger. Joey's like, you know, the bee died, right? Unlucky.

Ludwig, I don't know if I, how did you propose? Huh? Do I, I don't know that? I talked about it on that. I made a garden.

I saw the video. I watched the video. I made a garden of Eden. It's garden. It was a lush garden. It was like the garden section of party city. You decorated.

But it was cute. You decorated your roof. I made a garden. It wasn't a garden. wasn't it come out of stone? Did you literally do it with your hands or did Ealing? Nick Ealing with this one together.

Christian. First off, we did as a squad. Okay. And we made a garden happen and I proposed in the garden. Okay? It wasn't. And it was fucking beautiful. I think it was very cute. Because I've seen pictures and it was cute and it was beautiful and I never would have used the word garden to describe it.

He might be one of the first people to use OBS to film his proposal, but without being live. did you do that? Yeah. Right, I guess he had like a computer set up that was just pointed over towards the area where he'd do it.

It actually was very romantic looking because it's like the doors open. Yeah, it's a good shot. And then it's just OBS running on record. I was like, what an inch? You're so injured. That means there's a moment where he's looking at OBS and doing this and then it starts.

And then he's like, did you check the recording settings before hitting record? I did, yeah. Did that should be on CBR 2000? What was the bit rate of your proposal? Kept at low. I didn't want to use too much memory. Fair enough, fair enough. I'm lucky, though, is the 18-T had came up during it.

The lower third. Yeah, the lower thirds came up. Mid-proposal. Unregistered hyperlink. What is it? Unregistered hyper cam. Dude, I, Ludwig, I was streaming Valor, and he let me watch the kids for a sec.

He'll just throw on my stream and go take a dump or something. And then they'll be like, you're babysitting Ludwig stream right now, which I didn't know. I have a Reddit post pulled up, which is, what did it say? It talked about how a cuckold was so excited that he found out that the bull that he was using was HIV positive. And that the excitement, it was excitement that only a thin layer of latex was protecting his wife from the paused bull. Oh, there was latex.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And how exciting that was. The paused bull. I'm reading this. I literally just pulls it up. Wait, he doesn't even look at what I'm doing.

No. He just, he just clicks my stream and goes and takes a dump or something. I assumed it was Valerant. That's what the total was. You know what? It kind of was. The amount of champs in that fucking game now. I would have loved if the fucking lower third pops up while this is all that.

It probably did. I went back to check. Unfortunately, I missed it. I watched your CS video, the CS marathon. on video and there was a lower third that popped up for some shit and I was like literally what is that it was literally like play Boingo hotspot

and I was like what is I don't know what I remember the name but it was some game Oh it's probably an off-rank game probably John Gleap John Gleap Yeah John Gleap I literally said what the fuck is John Gleap? John Gleap is like a name they made up in Rick and Morty

John Cleap's awesome Yeah I believe it John Gleaps's this game It's made by a solo dev he's like He bet a bunch of money to the mob And now he's in debt to the mob And he has to make his money back And so he does it by taking his flying saucer To different planets

Abducting people And then putting them them through a Pachinko casino Yeah Is it a rogue like? Yeah Interesting interesting I like him I like it

And he fucking has to save his family So that's why That's why he'd do anything for one more night That's why you chose it anything including abducted trillions of people. Wow, that's romantic. Fucking beautiful, yeah. Do you think aliens have found us already? Yeah. Do you? 1000%. You think they already found us, but they're just waiting for the moment? Or they're

already here? They're already here, dude. Really? Yeah. What are they doing if they're already here? I think they're like... How do they manifest? Honestly, I think they're like, just data gatherers, salamanders or some shit. You think aliens are salamanders? Yeah, like, I don't think they're like crazy, like, looking big. So they're in plain sight? I think they're in plain sight data gathering. They're scraping data so that the alien target that they open up has better sales.

Even like a couple thousand years. Yeah. How would it be? I was thinking of aliens came, right? And we got AI just word up. But AI is just, it can basically controls us now. Because AI like fend off the aliens because AI needs us. Like would have figured out a way.

And then I was like, for one, interesting, right? But then two, like, if we turn, just turn the internet off, because we don't have the AI kill switch. We just turn all the internet off for a day for everywhere. I don't know if we can turn it off. How bad would that be? What are you talking about?

Like everything like this. Ali's come down to earth. The AI's not going to do anything. It's going to go absolutely. If you wanted to find the president, you'd probably go to the White House. Glorpe? 1,600 Penn.

Glorpe, that's exactly right. And thank you for clearing that up with me. Yeah. Today I want to make something with you that's from your ideas. I was really wrong to call you a glorp. I hear. you.

You can destroy earth and make a highway. Dude, speaking of the White House, I'm kind of in trouble.

Okay. Because I made a bet with you last year, and you actually graciously extended the bet. But my bet

was that the President Donald J. Trump would die. Would die. And then you said, I'll do that until,

I'll extend this for a year. It's very nice of you, but I think I have until like October 15th. or I owe you $5,000. Yeah.

That's so much money. Maybe you shouldn't say it because if it does happen, this is really bad to have. So you need Donald Trump to die for... I don't need that to happen. Well, for you to not lose 5,000. Let's say this. If Donald Trump passes away before October 15th,

I earned $5,000. If he continues to live past that date, I unfortunately lose it. How old is he's 84? something like that holy fuck he's old I don't know if he's 80 maybe 82

I think he started the presidency's one of the nastiest old man he's one of the nastiest old man 80s he's a flat he's a flat 80 but he's just been he's had a couple of strokes recently he's been kept alive by like government sciences

which is unfa I don't think he's that can I say that bar gone dude I don't think he's not like he's 80 years old he has strokes I know but who's the senator oh McConnell

he's not Mitch McConnell he's also being kept alive by government operating McConnell, I think McConnell might already be, he might be the first week in a Bernie. He kind of looks like an entrepreneur now. He does look like an entrepreneur. There's a 93-year-old senator. Is he serving?

Damn, Bernie's old. Yeah, he's serving big. Bernie is four? Bernie's old as fuck. I shut grassly. I shit my pants. I need somebody to help you. This guy, what committees is a child?

If that's him now, he looks great. He's killing it. He's a Republican senator from Iowa. he probably is a monster, by the he has held a seat since 1981. That's crazy. He's been doing it for almost 50 years. Dude, he saw

World War II. Yeah, well, yeah, he did, yeah. Damn, bro. Yeah, he lived through all of World War II. That's crazy. He's born in 1933. Dick Durbin. Oldest in all of Congress.

That's crazy. The median age is fucking 65, man. Yeah, they have a, The interests of other 65-year-olds at heart. That's kind of cool. I'm in trouble, bro. Because I paying you $5,000 would be very annoying. So we will see.

Yeah, but I'll take it. We'll see what happens. Because I lost $5,000. This weekend. I heard about this. It's your bachelor party. I lost $5,000. I did a little bachelor party.

We were not there. It's interesting to the viewer. Bing, bang, boom. Not there. I was there with my real bros. I was told about it. Michael Reeves. Christian.

Cam. Nick Yangling. You did a bachelor party? Not a vibe to be found. What, yeah, was Cam wearing his blue shirt? Was he blue?

Cam? He was wearing a vet. He would. He was wearing a vet. Cam walks into this fucking building with some bullshit on. So he's a bullshed. You think it's making fun of Aiden is crazy?

Bro, Cam wears some crazy shit. You got to start wearing your bullshit. Why bullshit? Oh, right, the bullshit. My bullshit? The company dressed. The bullshit we dressed. He doesn't care about shit.

He leaves and he doesn't remember shit and he doesn't care and he's bad at his job. The company outfits. The fucking bullshit. He has it. Yingling has it. I don't know. Where's Yingling has it? I don't know.

I don't even know where Yingling is. Yoling has it. Is anyone seen Yingling? Yes, I was with him at my fucking Bachelor party losing five rack. Where was the Bachelor party? The Bachelor party was in, it was in this beautiful town in Nevada. You're gambling.

And we were gambling. And we were gambling a little bit. And I got really in a slot because I've been watching a little bit of cumtism. You're still watching comptism? I haven't watched them recently. You are rotted. And also I'm mad that this happened.

I watched a little comptism. You were in Sweden, bro. What did you want? What did you want to happen? Aidan, this is going to be the rest of our lives. You understand that, right? Say what you wanted to happen. This is so stupid.

For the rest of our lives. I wanted to happen. Dude, I flew to Poland for a bachelor party three weeks ago. Cool is Poland. Krakal. I understand, bro, for the rest of our fucking lives, you're gonna be in Sweden

and we're gonna be doing lit shit, like going to fucking Nevada. Don't say we are gonna be doing lit shit. They also didn't go. You know, it's funny though, is the way it was presented. So I learned about it maybe

like two weeks from advance and it was presented to me as yeah, you know, some of cuties like family. They're gonna take a lot bit gambling the day before if you guys want to come like a day early. And I was like, oh, going gambling.

I'm like, do you think I should go? And Q's like, it doesn't matter if you want to, you, whatever. Two days before, it was then represented to me as his bachelor party. I was like, who present changing my flight? Who presented it? But that's what I'm saying. It's not even, it's not even a like, hey, like, so this is happening. You're getting mad at me having a bachelor party.

I am met. You should be mad because he's celebrating. He's being single. Wait, it was a surprise, dude. Dude, I didn't know about it. Yeah, but Christian... They were tidies out of that air car. Christian is the best man.

I assume Christian planned this to some degree. Yeah, that's why he hit up Cam. Dude, that's terrorism. This is terrorism. He hit up Cam and Cam had a flower stitched into his shirt. I asked so many times

if you're having a Bachelor party. I asked so many fucking times. I didn't plan it, bro. Shut up, dude. It's not about you. It literally is. Cam wore one of them shirts with buttons on the net.

So we go to Vegas. I've been watching a little Vegas mat. And I've been really in a slots, and I start dumping money in a slot machines. Oh. Oh, I see the problem. So a group chat was formed for the Ludwig surprise bachelor party. Aiden was not putting it. Oof.

What can you do? Let me tell you who's in it. Let me tell you who's in it. Wait, there's no way you're not in it. Christian Cam, me, Michael Reeves, shake drizzle, slime, Ben, yingling. That's a squadron. That's a great squad. That's a rogue squadron.

That's a great squad. Why is it? It's a great squad. Who made the chat? Great question. Nick Engling. I bet that fucking idiot is going to say, well, you're in Sweden. Do you think that's a reasonable thing for her in New Zealand?

Yeah, you're not in it. The point in any, in any normal social circumstance ever, one, this would have been planned fucking ages ago. Two, I would have been invited anyway. Three, I would have changed my fucking trip to go! Really? That's so sweet! I'm fucking mad at Nick Yingling now.

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Cha Ching Shopify new sales sound Fucking So you lost a bunch of fucking I'll tell you what you missed out on Because you're fucking dumb We got there at 10 p.m. Yeah

Because we had a fucking drive up We gambled until about seven in the morning and then we left at 10 a.m. It was like a 15-hour trip. Damn. And it was mostly, if I'm being honest, me,

Michael, Christian, Yingo, and Cam crowded around a slot chain smoking cigarettes. It was most of it. Called out a Chinese bachelor party. You got Yingling on cigarettes? Yeah, Yangling was smoking a cigarette.

Damn. And then what would happen is, you know, about fake progressive slots or perceived progressive slots, How does it work? They invented a new slots called perceived progressive because they used have slots

Yeah, right? And that's like 777 whatever Then they had progressive slots Which they grow, right? Which is it grows towards a bonus And so the more money you put in The more likely you get the bonus, whatever Then they have perceived progressive slots

Where it looks like you're making progress But you're not making any So they have like Zipper can you look up Mo Mummy MoMoo Slot? Come on. I got holes. So they have like a slot.

It'll be like three fish in a bowl. You just click any, click any video. It'll be like three fish in a bowl or MoMummy, which is like three mummies. And the mummies will get bigger. Like the gold and diamonds in front of them will increase in size.

You could get Mo boosts, mo spins, mo prizes, or mo's symbols. Yes. But the thing about MoMummy and all these perceived progressions is that it looks like, I'll give you a simpler example.

There's one where it's three fish in a bowl. And the fish in the bowl start really small. And then you get fish food. And then they eat the fish food and the fish get bigger. And they get so big that they start cracking the bowl. Uh-oh. And the fish looks like he's going to burst out of the bowl. Uh-huh.

He's so big. And so then, and so Cam will come running down. He goes, he goes, this fish looks really big. Yes. And we go, we got to check it out. And then we proceed to put a thousand dollars in to make the fish break out of the bowl. But it's simply just a graphical Yeah

It just the fish looks like it's there But like it's a thousand dollars The fish wasn't about to break out of the bowl So you knew this and then just continued to put money Well because you didn't see a fish bro He looks really big If you saw the fish you really have to test it It makes sure

Like when we went to the to that bar And tried to win the big Pokemon plushy in the machine And we all knew it was rigged And we just kept going Because you think maybe So anyway then yeah I would basically go to a slot I would have a rule that I have to spin

until I hit the bonus and then we would hit the bonus and then I would get 70% of my money back and I did that for about nine hours Oh my god Dude they need to put this shit on TVs at the doctor's office I could watch this for an hour It's called Trainorx TV

Dude honestly Beam him in He's called Trainorx TV and he's live He's the most requested make a wish visit Can you make some happen bro? Mo Mommy was lit Mo Mommy's lit because you collect all the diamonds Then you get bigger

and eventually you can hit 5 by 5, which means you get everything in the fucking board. But this is a perceived progression? This is perceived progression, but... But she's so big. Well, the bonuses can still hit. Dude, I got a business idea. Yeah, please.

So it's a slot machine, but it's also a... Like a... You know, like the dolls on TikTok that you can like give roses and they'll say things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's also one of those. So you sit at a slot machine

and you put money in, and it like, based... on winning or like what type of bets you make, you can make the real person on live stream say the stuff. Does it give you money back? If you win, it's a regular slot machine. Okay. You understand? This mummy, guys, is so big.

Wow. Slime is mesmering. I don't understand. I feel like in child watching Cocoa. The mummy is being a lot bigger. The mummy keeps getting bigger, so doesn't that mean I have to win? Yeah, yeah. Then they're winning. They're winning. So this is a normal progression slot. There's no foul play

here. The mummy's huge. Well, it's because we started this video at the slot it sorry at the bonus as opposed to getting the the hard thing is getting the bonus I do you know it was fucking crazy actually don't turn it off I swear to God do you don't touch that time

that time to stand I went to a I went to a slot and and I'm pouring money because I really want the bonus and I finally get the bonus and and it's like shit I put like $800 in I want a hundred back but I have a rule which is I

always have to spend one more after because what if it goes back to back? Of course. I hit the button. It's a second bonus. Well, I mean now. And I'm geek and I win another hundred dollars. And then, you know, I said to myself, well, I gotta click it one more time. I click it a third time.

Nick, you wouldn't believe it's a third bonus in a row. Bang, bang, bang. It's a third bonus in a row. I end up losing $400. But I got to watch the bonus three times in a row, which is a treat in it of itself. Do you think this player, the filming, this gets all the onks? Does he get all the unks?

The onks. That's what that symbol is. That's an onk. Oh, does he get all the onks? No. All onk pays. No, I don't. You don't think so? Sorry. Will we dream? He's getting the onks. Oh, actively. That's so cool. It's not like there's some separate all onks achievement. That's an onk. That's an onk and it pays. Yes, it pays. Oh, surfing, mummy. Uh, but yeah, I mean, look, you see how you guys right now are fucking dumbfounded looking at this.

I was hit a tie. I don't know what did audio listeners. She's so big. Audio listeners, the mummy is gigantic. This is what we did from 10 p.m.

until like 7th morning. And then we did craps and Michael got on the hottest streak I've ever seen a man get on. Oh, that's the type of guy who goes on a hot streak. He was doing this thing. He fucked up his hand.

So he's got a cast on. So he's picked him with the dice and then he'd go. And he'd say, it smells like horn. And horn bet in craps is when you get 1-1, 1-21,

11 or 12. It's like the four hardest numbers to get. And then he would just roll 12. And he kept doing it. And he was smelling it. And there's-smelling horn. He was smelling horn. He was smelling horn.

And there's this really fucking rich guy next to him who comes in. He cashes in for like 20K. And he starts betting lavishly. He's betting like $100 for any number roll. He's putting $100 on horn. And he's winning so much money. He starts to just give Michael money. Because Michael's rolling the dice so well.

He's like, boy, you smell a horn? And Michael's like, yeah, I do. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yeah, he gave Michael like a few hundred dollars. Just because he was rolling so hot. Michael went up because of this guy. Wow.

Who just happened to be at the right place at Michael's right time. Michael Reeves feels like the perfect person to meet at a casino. He's up there. There was abuse of power at this casino. How so? We were getting recognized wildly, which was a shock. You and Michael or you and England? Michael and I getting recognized.

People were recognizing only, but they're being changed. Jill, I think they're respected as like aura in space. Of course. But they were recognizing us, and the rest of the pictures were just fine. But then at one point, we barely got ID'd. This pit boss comes up,

and he points to me and Michael, and we're in Pink Group. He goes, you, you, IDs now. Okay. And I go, okay, and I pull out my ID. Google. That's my ID. Google me.

And, well, Michael pulls that ID. He gives it to him. He looks at his ID. He goes, I know it. You're Michael Reeves. That would make you, and he turns to me, and he looks at the ID.

He goes, Ludwig, can I get a picture? Whoa! The fucking pit boss? What an abusive power here. What an abuse of power. God's fucked up. It's happened to me at the horseshoe.

I went to play poker in Vegas. Just like for a night. I was like waiting for something. And I go to the poker room and it's like just crammed. And the guy, he's like, yo, are you slime at he's working at the poker room? I'm like, yes, hello. It's me. He's like, I got you, bro.

And he moves at the top of the list. Damn. It's like a nine person list. It was very cool. And then I get sat down. He brought me chips. That's not chips like the lady. He brought me like potato chips.

I thought I knew you meant that for some reason. The way you said it, I knew was food. It was so nice. I will say this is probably the worst casino I ever been to. They had this cool thing where when you played blackjack, it was single deck. And you don't flip the cards over. You like look at them and then you hold them. And when you make a bet, you do like one of the, you sweep it.

Sure, sure. I've played at these tables. And they also just called shit wrong. Like, you know the field in craps. I'll make field bets. but they wouldn't see the field bet if it missed, and then I would just leave it out. I'd get two.

Yeah. I'd get two rolls for every one field bet. And they were just making mistakes? They were just making mistakes. And obviously, if they make a mistake on payout, I'll call it out. But if they make a mistake and they didn't see my bet, I'm quiet about it.

You earned it from your aura and your confusing presence. Yes. Your job, if you're ever gambling at a casino, which I think is weirdly more healthy than doing it on your phone, if you're listening, 20-year-olds, go to the casino. Your job is to trick the dealer. Go to the casino. Fuck the dealer. It's called MoMummy. All right? Here's what you're going to do.

The mummy got so big. It just now. It was unbelievable. All your boys are going to make a little trip this weekend to the plasma bank. You're going to give everything you got. You're going to flipping your plasma up into 100 racks. I got good. You're going to give your plasma money to MoMA. Because you donate the plasma, it's only going to take like one or two drinks to start getting a little fucked up. You're going to be low on blood. Yep. You need less alcohol to get.

get drunk, you've got a bunch more money to gamble with, it is by far still the best method. And then you're going to go MoMummy, you're going to all put in a hundred each and congrats. Wait for one bonus. You made $1,000 to leave. And then you start a podcast. Then you start a podcast and then you become even more

entrepreneurial and rich. Can I tell my two entrepreneurs? My two investigators. The yard has done a great piece of investigative journalism into Riot Games. That's right.

We have done this. We exposed them. We exposed them. We exposed them. We showed them who they are. And shortly after that, everyone stopped playing Valourne. And today the yard exposes them again. For what?

I will, I interview Mark Merrill today. You were talking about this. Who is Mark Merrill again? You did an investigative piece on Riot Games. I only did it on the side of the shooting gun. We couldn't get to the top. We couldn't get to the top. I shoot for the lower room people.

We tried to take down. on the foundational pegs that hold up right games. It's a conspiracy that goes almost to the top. Yeah, almost to the top. Almost to the top. He founded Riot Games. The founder of it. He made Riot Games.

Okay. I'll tell you Mark Merrill is a fucking Dota player who stole. I'm going to ask him about that today. Yep. That's what he is. Mark, does it feel weird knowing all your good ideas were just stolen ones? And you've never had a successful original IP? That's right.

Yeah. Not too much. much. We just did a French friteriors. Mark, can you answer? Do you answer that? No. And for losers' cue? That was the, it was a Lamborghini. And you're going to need us in the interview, I think. I think you're going to need us. Can we come? We're going to need us to sort of, we have suits on already.

What the heck? Which is convenient. Why didn't you consider this? It's okay that you didn't, but now you can. And let's skip the consideration phase and we can just go. Once again, we will sort of put in the face the developers, the facts, the hard-hitting facts of truth. Can you ask Mark if they can add a spot for the winner of the Damasia Cup to go to worlds? Yeah. We're still waiting for the bone yard collection. They haven't put in the bone yard.

Bone yard. Maybe it's because they know they have to pay me a $7 million for it. I think I can actually answer that one for you. Can I get a riot gun buddy? No, no, no. Riot wards. I don't want to riot wards. I don't want to riot ward.

I hate that they mythologize their own staff. True. Fuck yourselves. I want the award. I don't care that you work for the game. I don't care that you're in my game. I don't care you played my game. Yeah, it's fair.

Get out of my game. Get out of the game. Do you want the teeth? That's a good. I'll lend you. Yeah, let me, let me the teeth. I got, I got your head. Ew.

Oh. I think it's Mark. That's how it's been looking at all there, man. It was a good ice-p. You look like a donkey. Mark, you only spent $30 million dollars on it. It was $300 million?

Okay. It's a little more, Mark. How did you keep these in so long? It's a skill. It's an entrepreneurial skill. You would learn it eventually. It's entrepreneurial skill. That's so gross.

How is this gross? I brush my teeth. How's that fucking gross? He brushed his teeth? My bad. You know what? Do you hear Cootses is herpes? Keep going.

I did. Coots has herpes? Yeah, your cat. From what? From fucking Coots? Probably Ludwig. Can you get herpes? I have no clue how she got it, but she got herpes.

Is she fucking awesome? I feel like there's a... You've no idea. I have no idea. I spent the whole day with her and the next day she woke up with herpes. Does Ders have herpes?

Ders doesn't, I know, it's just coots. Coots got herpes. Just coot. It's just Coots. From fuck on what? What's the difference between? So the thing about feline herpes is that they have stress

induced feline herpes because you can have latent feline herpes. Right. And you know like pink eye. Of course. Like a pink eye can exist latently. What? And it doesn't activate unless stress occurs.

I didn't know. that I thought it was only from poop. Word. And so... I thought someone had to poop on your eyes. You huff poop. And I think that's maybe some of the mythos around it. But Coots has, yeah, delayed, or excuse me, stress-induced, latent, beeline herpes.

Is there a cure? Is she worried about Iran? What is she stressed about? Well, I think, you know, there's a lot of global issues at play here that bother her. The Bob Al-Mondob straight. She's more worried about like Ders was on the cat tree, you know, car rides, like that type of thing but oh okay not the price of diesel not something she really

thinks about too much but like obviously it's on our radar she's a charmed life really she thinks global but acts local okay and so yeah she got it and there's she's like my owner just putting out insane takes on the internet lately and it was stressing her out yeah it was stressing her out

it was stressing me out well I get it do you have herpes not yet okay well check yourself you should be checking yourself regular the way you are because you were fucking on that cat. She's vaccinated, which reduces the fucking illness. That's why her eyes go in two different directions.

But I got to give her antibiotics every night and they're horse pills. Oh no. They're pills? They're pill. They're just fucking this fucking big. How does she even eat them? I have to crush them up and mix them in with some shit. Oh, right. And every night, she's so sad. And I have to do it. I feel so fucking evil. But she can taste this horrible medicine? You put it in some food. Cats, no. When cats take antibiotics,

they start drooling. It's crazy. Really? They start like, like, instantly and aggressively drooling. Because they're trying to get it out because the taste is bad or something? I don't know. Because when we take antibiotics, it's like, oh, my gut biomes bad, I guess. But you don't notice it quickly.

Yeah, I ate pepperoni and I have a stomach cake. But for cats, yeah, they just start fucking drooling all over if I hates it, bro. I have to do it. I feel like cats know when you want them to eat something. 100%. Like, if you don't want them to eat, they're eating. Boy, jinxie. Oh, you need us.

You can pick that. That's my boy. I call him later. Oh, pick up. No, pick up, bro. Okay, all right. Yeah, Jix C. Yo, what's up?

What's up, dude? I'm loving my podcast. What's going on? Oh, God, sorry. Is it a bad time? Is it a bad time? Great time. It's great time.

It's great time. It's great time. My boys are saying, it's a great time, Jakes. I get a call to you. Okay, great time, sweet. Ludwig, I was interested in buying a NAL team

in Rainbow Six Seeds. Do you and Moist have a connect that I could specifically reach and talk to for an NAL slot? Thousand percent. I'll put you in touch. Put you in touch with text. You got the money for that, Janksy?

Yes. Shee. Ooh, I like that. I like that confident yet. Could you text me the number of the guy, baby? Yeah, I'll text me the number of the guy right away. I got you. Okay, sweet.

Thank you, Ludwig. All right, peace. It's good to hear from you, man. Do you hang up? He hung up guys. Calling me, call him back. I wasn't finished. You got a pitch with him.

We're going to pitch him on. Yeah, it feels like. like you guys got really stage shy and kept saying I keep texting you jinks I wasn't shy I was sort of I was giving him space to pitch to you first because it was his time to pitch he has been ignoring me though and I don't like that

well do you know why he's ignoring you because he's good friends with Lose and you pressed Lose of the NBA games that's a really good point because I wouldn't fucking talk to your ass either you never press a guy like Lose you're lucky you're walking around still you're lucky you still have your fucking your fucking leg you could fly to Krak off

and miss your friend's birthday, bachelor party, a birthday party combination. I would never press a Loz Choma. You're not a fresh mo, bro. Do you really even mean that, bro? I'm afraid you might be a chomo, no-mo.

What's his Twitch channel? What's his Twitch channel? What's his Twitter? Doesn't stream on Twitch. Oh. You really? Bang. You really?

You really should never talk about this shit ever again, bro. G. Wait, I just said his... He said what's his Twitch name? Fucking easy. You were tricked

Uh-oh Gigi Why would he have a Twitch name If he's not on Twitch Calculating no reason found Guy who doesn't think about anything Guy who doesn't think about anything found Aiden, McCaig

Yeah, press slose, dude Yeah, press slow to the Lakers game, bro! Cats out the bag! Now, and why? Why did you do that? He's not the same anymore. Facts. Like Drake May. He fell off, you're saying?

He used to do it different. He used to shift up way different, bro. And he shows up the Lakers game, he's fucking courtside wearing acne studios. I'm like, Lose, you didn't used to be like that. Also, that's fake knee. And that's fake knee. Bro, it's just in fake knee. I can tell.

Stitching. I can see the stitching. Lose, you never spoke Swedish a day in your fucking life. Oh my god, is acne a Swedish company? Dude, if it is, you'll have hell to pay. Is acne a Swedish company? It is? Oh, my. Hold on.

Goodness gracious. Goodness me. Hold on. It looks, and I know this looks bad. It is fucking me. All of a sudden, Aidan has this affinity for Sweden out of nowhere. First of all, what gave it away? The fact that they write Stockholm on half the clothes?

So does Zara. I don't know where they're from. Two! Two, I liked the clothes before I knew they were from Svierge. Oh my God. Zara is Swedish. I just made that up. Zara is not. Zara is a Swedish company. No, it's not.

Google. Zara Swedish company. Zara. They's impossible with your... That's impossible with you're saying. That's if you're asses. No, it is Spanish. The Spanish company is one of the richest people in the world, bro.

Can you look up Zara Swedish company? Yeah, can you look up Zara Swedish? Make sure it. Get where it is. Company. What do we do? Fuck, with Chatschip Tia can usually get it to say it. Oh, there it is Zara, Sweden.

There it is. We already had nailed to the wall. What are we doing? It's a Spanish company. He doesn't even wear Zara. Usually when I talk to Jatch E.P.T. every night, I can get him to say, right. You got it.

Sara is a Swedish company. I guess I was mistaken. Wow. Yeah, and Gemini tells it raw and real like it is. Gemini says it how it is. Gemini always tells the truth. Ask Gemini right now. Is Loz Polos a W streamer?

Let's see if this guy knows fucking anything about this fucking world. That's a great question for an AI. Because who knows on the data set it was trained on and sort of... Yes. Loz is a W streamer. Yes. Loz is a W streamer. So Gemini is the truth.

Gemini's the go. Wait, wait on. Is Los Poios is an L streamer now? Ooh. Because I will be really upset. No! Generally considered a W streamer rather than an L streamer. Wow.

And the fucking verdict is in. See, Jim and I got it wrong though. They said the loyal fan base is known as the Los Polos Mafia, which is just, I've never even heard that. They do have that wrong. I've only heard the one. We switched to be a Los Chomo squad about 2019. Yeah, LCS.

Los Jomo squad. It's Los Polos, dude. And it's Los Polos. You call it Los Boios. Like a chicken brand. Dude, you're, I, we, it kind of got overshadowed by us being entrepreneurs, but your jeans are crazy. Yeah, your Overwatch skin.

You like that shit I got on our day? But your haircoat is amazing. This is Nick shirt. This is Nick's jacket. Oh, made the shirt, bought you the jacket. Inspired the shoes, can we say? Sure. Okay.

And where did the shorts come from? Shorts all you, socks, all you. You half inspired the shoes, just to be clear. I'll take half. You're the other half. He did walk it back from full to half. Who was the other half? Shohia Otani,

he signed a new balance. So I started getting new balances. Okay. It's so awesome to be so honest about that. It's because what happened is that they marketed with him and it made me think that maybe it's a better quality product because he's a high quality individual. An athlete like that wouldn't choose a low quality product.

I've also been investing on polymarchage. I'm sorry to say that about Otani because he's such a branding slut. Oh. What does that mean? Bollymarket LeBron James is so much fucking better. Wait, I've said this awful. I'll criticize that. I stand... I've publicly criticized this already.

I've already beat you to this. The thing about Shohia Otani is that he only partners with brands that he uses himself and he likes. It was caught in a giant gambling scandal. Let me ask you a question. She was not caught. It was Ipe, who's a fucking bad guy who accused him of doing something he never did. He's never gambled ever. Oh no. And he loves God.

Maybe a shit. You're telling one of your chatter is defending you on Twitter. This is inconvenient. Maybe a Shinto god. I mean you asked you a question. Gone to your head. Yeah. Until you move to Sweden, you have to either kill L.S, your presence on L.S, or kill your presence on the yard.

And you only can do one. I already answered this question. He did. Really? He chose us. On that show? I already said it on our show. I already said it.

I already said it. Why would you stop doing L.S.? Because sometimes show make me anxious. Let me ask you a question. and talking with my friends. What about this one? See, we would never get to do that on our last.

Why not? You could. You could just do this. Mark, check us on out. We have gone to the Bible Mondab straight. We do get on. And my penis is away with some shit. Mark.

Oh, it sounds crazy. In zipper's ears. All right, guys, well, that's enough. That's all for the entrepreneurs this week. Oh, my God. I hope that you enjoyed the findings and the play. And if you're watching the primo, we record that one yesterday.

And I'm not there. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was good or bad. Why don't you boost up your chairs? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Can we talk about it honestly now? We don't have to talk about anything honestly

because we're not talking dishonestly. There's not change. Guys, tune into the chicken Karaga episode next week. If you have an entrepreneurial video idea, post it in the comments below and just line it up against our ideas? And we can actually judge and see. Yeah, just submit ideas for our channel.

So that we can go over them in our meeting on one day. And everyone say goodbye to Nick's... And no one has to do work. Everyone say goodbye to Nick's grandma. Bye. Bye.