The Yard - Ep. 272 - TikTok is Getting Weird

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

This week, the boys talk about a guy on tiktok using dog medicine, becoming an baseball player, and how Ludwig broke his chair.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nicole just Boom boom Everyone Boom boom Did you follow you broke You didn't make it right It broke Oh

Wait wait wait It did Oh there it is It broke more Were we filming? Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Why you fucking guys Because you broke it and you called me The Fattest Conner And guess what The torch's been passed The torch has been passed

The torch has been passed Yeah, I got sick voice Guess what? No, don't let him turn it He's fat He's fat, he's so fat, fatty fatso Fatty fatso Can you sound funny?

What's wrong? Did you bring your chair? Order in the corner I deserve to call him fat Without interruption Order! Order! The court!

Fuck. Damn, you really fucked it. Michael. Zipper is looking at the broken chair, like a, like looking at a new shape that he's never seen. If it's unclear by my wailing, he sat down on the seat and he broke it with his big fat butt. The butt that's fat. Yeah, his body weight damaged furniture. Damaged.

But you, I think, I mean, look, I get you trying to like divert the attention away from you, but you've done this multiple times. Have I done this before? You've done it twice. I don't remember. You broke it. Can we go? Look at the chair? Look,

is it on yard search? Look at yard. No, most definitely is on yard search. Searching for noise. Nick's broken in the chair three times. Three times is crazy. No.

In one was Italian. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. Welcome back. Did you got, you got the gloves on? And you've got your driving gloves. Sorry, my son is really sensitive.

If you can keep your voice down, you would really appreciate it. Dude, having it, having an autistic son, has a trust worth $7 million. So he gets this like, so he gets Givenchi driving gloves and the $7,000 a prodig jacket.

Not driving gloves. Oh, what kind of? It's just Louis V. Are those motorcycle gloves? Nope. What kind of gloves? Baseball. Those aren't baseball gloves.

I love, that's my favorite one of the girls are. That's not five. Yeah. I don't think those are. Let's just throw out a fucking question. let's say zero outs zero outs first at bat

gets walked what's the ending what's the percent doesn't matter doesn't matter the question will be the same answer for every inning

if you want me to be there I want to know the ending all right it's third inning how many hot dogs how many hot dogs are I you're playing

okay so two questions you're playing because I'm two hot dogs in your pro level oh my god okay and it'll be superstar guy before you walked

zero outs okay you sorry you walk you walked you walked over you're on first base you're on first base two hot dogs in your belly two hot dogs in your belly zero outs good thing you didn't have to run those hot dogs they say he's the first rookie that still has a voice great I ask you is what's the percent chance you score what's the percent chance I score like like make it home make a run make a run

um percent chance at least 40 to the rest of the inning you're talking about until the inning is over until until yeah until three out until three outs are called. It's 18.462%. Is it? Do you want to shut? Do you want to shut? Because you're chairman

about the gloves too. Yeah. But do you know fucking anything at all? Do the gloves? 10%? 10%. Zero out. First guy walked.

10%. 10. What do you think the average score for basically is 1.0? Don't touch my fucking batting gloves. 30%. Those are not batting gloves. 30%.

Those are not bad at us. Wait, I was closest. You guessed over by 10. You're at 40. What I said is still true. Yeah. Good call. Guys, okay, my voice is going to crack a little bit, but if you make fun of it, I'm going to get really mad.

What are you going to do when you get mad? I'll probably not yell because it'll happen while I'm yelling and then I'll cry. What is that? What is that skin colored soda? Having a little trouble there with the existing line. It's fine. It's fine. What is that skin colors?

Creezing and infused coffee. I order it special. That is disgusting. Do you want me to take your gloves off? I don't ever take them off. Wait, is that a transparent can? You don't ever take them off. That is delicious looking.

Imagine this frame taken from, imagine with me. You take a snapshot of that right there. Drinking of a translucent can of creatine coffee with a $7,000 jacket. He's about to strike some bisexual that we don't know because we're looking in the future from 2017 and saying, Ludwig, this is you in almost 10 years. Yes. What do you think he's happy? What do you think? Happy wish or sad wish?

I don't even know what time. Do you think he'd believe it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he believed. We'll put it in the headphones. You're a wire.

Come on. Are you in drive right now? You're a baby driver. It's baby driver. What are you doing? Bottom of the third. I wanted to hear what's happening. Can I wear...

Are you listening to the game? Let me, what is a combination of words could I string together that would let me wear one of your gloves? Can you, can you ask you a question? ask you a question back? I guess he can yes.

Yeah, what string of words to wear your skin? Right? Because that's the same shit to me. You asked the wrong guy because there is a string of words

and he will give it to you. What do you think? I need your skin tonight. XO. XO. Luddwig. It's actually pretty easy. No, I'm, I decided I'm trying to go pro.

You're trying to go pro. Major league baseball. Like a designated hitter, fielder. What do you think? pitcher. Pitcher. So what's the batting gloves for? I want to be the first one to do both

in America. Okay. You mean as an American? As an American. As an American. None of the Americans are doing that. None of the Americans are doing it. You want to be the white Shoah. I'm trying to be the white show at Tony, the MLB. Yeah, right.

And I figure we're about the same age. Not too late for me. You're going to start gambling tonight. We're going to need you in debt. Yeah, we need you in serious, horrible dead. We need you in Bruton Mars residence. I'm getting close. I've been working on my head. I went to the batting cage.

Huh? Okay. You went to the batting cage? That fatting cage when you do it. We thought you bought that money? It's like over the batting cage. He says the fat... Wow. I hit it over the batting cage. You hit over. At one point some of the other guys

saw my arm and they asked me to throw it for them instead of getting the machine to do it. With your left hand? You want to touch it. I do want to touch it. Touch my batting gloves. The hard knuckle part. part. It's to protect your knuckles. This is in case first baseman gets a little too close. That was a good punch. Do you actually go to the batting cage? I'm asking me.

Yeah, what's the bad in cage? Okay. And how did you do? Huh? How fast was the pitch being you know, I hear the whistle? Oh, you can't go out of it though. Isn't that? I do 90 plus kilometers an hour? You do 90 plus kilometers and you're making contact. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 90 plus kilometers. Is it that? Oh, kilometers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I don't even, I don't know. To be honest with you,

faster than I thought. I don't even know what that is. What is it? What is that in a mile's pro? Is it where can you, can you check that for us? Maybe something? Yeah.

It's definitely like, it's around 60. Top speed on a moped. It's around 60-ish. I mean, but, maybe we should all just start. 90 plus.

It's 90 plus. So sometimes it goes to. Occasionally you're heading 60. Clubs are just cool. You look cooler. I feel cool. When you wear a glove, you feel.

cooler and you do look cooler. It's like saying my hands... With the watch, dude, with the complication? When you're wearing the complication? Damn. It's like an album, just like this from my POV is like an album. Yeah, Ken Carson album. How many complications you got on that thing? Well, we don't need to speak about the

complications, but there are many numerous numerous complications. What, literally, I'm done. I'm done with this. What the fuck? Stop, don't put it in the headphones. Take out the headphones. It's the middle of the game. It's the middle of the big game. What is all this, you? shit. This is going to be a thing

that I laugh about in the past. You know how Ronald Reagan was an actor? Yeah. They're going to say Ludwig, the baseball player, used to be a podcaster. Really? Yes. They're going to fucking say that. The David Getta of baseball. And every second, this is not in my ear, a day is removed to that reality.

What does the headphones have to do with being a baseball player? I'm studying the big game. Yeah. Okay, you're studying. You're studying? I'm studying the big game, yeah. What is being, what are you listening to? The broadcast? The broadcast? The broadcast. The radio broadcast is the big game. And it's like,

Shohay, bottom of the eighth. Through it, full count. You got to study the game. Otherwise you can fuck some things up. Are you in the minor leagues right now? Huh? No, I've been able to batting cage once. By 50 miles an hour.

And I was tossing the ball around some family. Okay. How far do you think you are from the single A minors, the lowest level of the minor league right now? Yeah, like what year would you get to that? How old are they? How old are they? Right out of college.

right at college, 22. I don't think it's really an age thing here. Because you kind of already passed every marker of age. I want to ask a question, I want to be vulnerable. Okay, yeah. None of the players in the minors are young. There's not like a level of the minors like... Like a 17-year-old?

Yeah, maybe like the first level of the minor is like 16-year-olds. Do you think the minor leagues are filled with... Is that what you thought? Right, okay. It's a different... So there are some minors, 17-year-old. It's not... It's most...

They got Jesus. Dude, his name is Jesus made. Aren't we all? We are all Jesus made. It's not all minors. In the minor leagues. Okay. Wait, their ages are decimled.

Yeah, it's weird to decimal ages. Because what does 17.9 mean? Is it like you're 18 next month? That's like the station that plays like rap country. I think I'm close. I'll be honest. By what measure do you think you're close to getting into real baseball? I have the physique.

Okay. You have a physique? Yeah. It's a sport where you don't really need to be in shape. Look at Max Muncie standing tall. We don't need to look at Max Muncie. I actually don't want to look at Max Muncie. Can we look like how he lived?

Yeah, there he is. There we Max Muncie. Yeah, that's a professional baseball player. This is one of the guys from Dude Perfect. He is. He looks exactly like one of the guys from Dude Perfect. So I've been working. I have his build now.

Yeah. By the way, he has the most home runs of anyone in Dodgers postseason. Yeah. The underrated. So I got that down. I have my number. Which is... 31.

31, that's your age. Yeah, it's my number. And Max Muncie is 13. I'm kind of like the inverse. I feel like being underrated is kind of an insult in baseball. Because like if your stats are there, but no one fucks with you like,

like Shohay, then it's just like, you just don't have to look. Baseball is a famously stat-driven sort of autistic realm of data points. But it's also the guy, your stars. And sometimes the star might not be the guy with the best stats.

Yeah, and you're saying Max Muncie's the star. He's not the star. If Max Muncie was trying to sell me like a green tea in a commercial, I'd be like, I'm good. I'm good on that, yeah. He's got all of the same. Like skyscrapers. I love drinking this tea.

He's got 48 grams of sugar, but I barely tasted. It's him just uninterrupted gulping the entire drink of it for like 14 seconds. He's exhausted after. He wipes his mouth. Oh, fucking breathing. It kind of burp.

after. And then he goes, Oishi desne. Oishikata. I'm Max Muncie. Give me my glove bag. Ah, you can come. Get it. Would you like the hammer with the glove? Give me the, come come. Come on. Would you like to come get it?

You're going to delay me? You are a superstar athlete. I'm simply a man. You can come get it. I need to know what it feels like. I don't want what it feels like, too. This is my left. A good left takes you around the world. I actually can't get it out of my head. You literally, you are the guy in baby driver. Right now. Huh? You're, you're waiting in the

getaway car. I'm not, I'm a baseball player. I was a baseball player's outfit. Nothing about you looks like a baseball player right now. I think you need to understand that. I think you're, I will say 10% by the way. You have the 10% guy. Take out the baseball. Take out the baseball. Take out the take out. Never take off your cap. I need you to take it off. I need you to take it off. Because I think the cap is never take off your cap. Not even, not even for the Pett of Allegiance. No, any nothing. Nope. You never take off your cap in baseball. Just butt ass taking a dumb. That's rule one with the with the Dodgers head on. You take it off when you bat. Never ever. It's on under the helmet. they wear the helmet over the cap.

No, they don't. Or sometimes what you do is you put that hat over the cap and then you take the cap off because it serves as a helmet over the cap's real. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. This is real. What? You never take it off.

I need you. When I played baseball, I was helmet over cap. This is like a, you know, you sticks out. You see the little brim stick out of bed. You know the ninja rule? They never take off their bandana. Oh, ninja, yeah. Man.

Oh, I thought you meant, yeah. What if he was at the whole time he had that? was just hiding like a swastika tattoo that he got when he was way younger. And he's like, he's like hoping the whole time that he's playing Fortnite with Drake and all this stuff is going on. He's like, and Drake's like, he's like, oh, he's like, the Pudy Pie Drama drops. He's like, guys, we should just forgive him and kind of move on. That wasn't really that big of a deal. Chad, I'm not going to take off the headband. I like the way it looks. Yeah, I like the way the headband looks, guys. It's important to me. It's part of my branding.

Drake's like, hey, babe, take off that, take off that headband. It's a crazy headband playing Fortnite. He's like, Mm-hmm. He's getting his hair down on stream. Aubrey, I can't. Keeps it on. And then he finally got it lasered off,

and then he did that big poker game. I thought maybe he was doing like a LeBron thing where the hairline was receding, but we were putting a headband over it to kind of mask it. That's the KSI. The KSI.

KSI does this. Is he ever seen? Oh, my God. No. Oh, boy. Have you seen his forehead, man? Look, okay, he's not four head. He'd been had.

Give me the glove, bro. You can come and get it from me. You're gonna have me act a fool. I'm fucking... I'm winding mine too. Okay, okay. That's a greedier. That is fucking.

Wait, is this real? The middle one is real, yes. And the first one is real. The one on the end is insane. Obviously the one on the end is fake. It's like a sweet potato when you take all the skin off. It's insane how you just started immediately looking at the fake one being like, wow! Yeah.

Oh, I like the bat one. Dude, that is where he's mega-mined? I don't think you're that famous. Oh, you are with the eyes. People photoshop your eyes a lot. Oh, I didn't know. I was struggling like this. That's why he wears headband usually.

I mean, the headband looks great. Yeah. It looks like it's... It looks like it's... Yeah, but I'm like him, dude. Yeah, you're like KSI. He keeps him in on and keep the hat on. That's just a guy...

It's insane. The chest board. The chest board on his forehead. Honestly, what? Got a big ass forehead. Yeah. It adds up.

Here's the thing, Blood of it. What? If, biggest if you... arrive at the major leagues. Even the minor leagues. Maybe you play for the Reno, the Reno Aces or something.

I will be your biggest haters. The Hallis Hornets. I'll be your biggest hater. People used to do this my whole fucking life. I said you never have 7.1 million subscribers. They said that. They used to say this shit about me all the time. Wow.

You never, you never fucking, you never hit Platinum in league. I heard a lot of that in this room. Okay? You never make it to the MLBs. This one I think is more reasonable to say maybe it's not going to happen Keep the track record I will

Alright You have a pretty good track record of proving the haters wrong Yeah That's gotta feel good There's a hater thread on Lottomakes SubRet right now About what? I think this is the first They said I think the CS challenge

Might be the first one he doesn't complete What's the CS challenge Oh 16K? I'm still gonna hit 16K by the end of the year Oh End of the year Yeah You don't have time to do that

Well not with the major's coming I'm probably I agree with you for one I mean you can't grind both I can't grind both I might have to I might have to give one

you're gonna prioritize I but I give up the CS2 right you shoot for the majors the majors are calling shoot for the stars and season's about to end so

who hit top 500 Overwatch Luca Luca Luca Doncha you have time with the majors huh if he has time

you have time yeah but I got to I got to get in the majors first then I can go back I see I see you don't do C S S S S SIDS you first. That's right. That's correct. Do you think there's any Challenger professional

athletes in like League of Legends? No. No. Definitely not. There's the one tennis player who's like plattersome shit. There's comparables in other in other video games but league specifically no. I think I think a big part of that honestly is that Challenger is a finite role. Like you lose it. No I maybe someone has gotten it. I would still say I would still say no. Who do you think is the highest rated counterstrike player in the in Major League Base Oh. Counter strike is different. In Major League Baseball, who has the highest

Premier Elo? There's an active NFL player who's faced at level 10. Really? Yeah. Is it Glasgow? Namar Jr. is also... I think he's like an offensive line. Namar Jr. is like, I mean, baseball or soccer, but he's like,

he's pretty high rank in Counterstrike. Yeah. I do, I do think it'd be a Brazilian. Yeah. Because there's not a lot of Russians who play baseball. Russian. Yeah. And there's some Brazilians. I wish we knew baseball players.

I wish there was a way to talk to them. Mookiee Betz was probably like a 1.6 demon. Mookie Betz is a professional level bowler. Really? He's bowling. Oh, I did know that. I did know that. A dozen perfect games.

Oh my God. Yeah, he's going to become, that's his goal is to become a professional bowler post-retirement. Dude, stream idea. Stream till you're a perfect game. It sounds like you've thought of this already. Why haven't you done it? Come on. I hate this.

I hate this bit. I'm going to take this left. Come and get it. Give me the glove. Quit saying come and get it. Come and get it then. If you did the stream doesn't end until you bowl a perfect game,

would you do it where you stop a game once it's not perfect and restart? Or would you do like once you hit a strike as long as you get 10 consecutive? No, it's 13 consecutive? It's impossible. It has to happen within the game context.

I don't think you just get 10 consecutive strikes. Because that's the pressure, right? It's impossible. It's 13, isn't it? I think you should do it. Because you get the last 12, maybe? Wesports. Yeah, we sports, you could do it.

Why haven't you done it? It's impossible. People have done it. Mookie Betts did it. No, it's not impossible. It's impossible to boot up a stream as a layman and get it done. I don't think that's true.

I think could you get two in a row? Yeah. You get 12 in a row. Probably get four in a row. Then you can't. You're an idiot. I think you can. You don't know anything about oil patterns.

I do. I actually do. I do. I watch a video. That's why the Highland Park Bowl is such a bad bowling alley because it's so old and it's so warpy and the oil patterns are so unmaintained that it's really hard to get a consistent throw. So then, hey, uh-oh, turned back around. I'm busy. I'm trying to make it to the majors.

You two entrepreneurs, why not get your asses to a bowling alley? And you could divide the time it takes you because you can both do it. I love it. I know you don't got shit going on. You're playing league last night. So damn midnight. I love it.

I will not be, I will not be charged as the guy who plays league. I love it. Yeah, I was in the couch chair with all my best friends play the game I love right now.

So you guys, oh my guys, so fun watching. Both got the fucking time. Get in the ball and out. Super in mid. I'm like, I wish that was me in mid.

I was fucking in mid. I'm like not doing a lot. Yeah, yeah. I think it's something I would want to watch someone try to do more than I would want to do it myself. You think?

I would not. watch the street. I'm sorry. I want to watch Ludwig do this. I would watch EROB do this. I would watch Super T.F. do this. Can I say it's a little embarrassing? What is embarrassing? I want a big bowl to bowl for me. I want a big bowl to get in the lane for me. You know what? Bowling.

Like you have a stand? Like you're a Jojo's character? You go and they throw fucking strike? I'm not ashamed to say that I sometimes a bull is what I need in my life. Right. I need a bowling bull. I want a bull to fuck in the lane for me. I don't need that. I want a bull. I want you, you big paused bowl, to go to the bowling alley and start rolling. I don't care of it. I don't want to start chucking them balls and I'll just sit and watch.

And I'll just watch that whole time. You be so sore. You get so sore. You get so sore. You would get sore. You would get sore. You would get sore. I'm not going to fight you on this.

I'd get sore. Yeah, you'd also get sore. I'm not too down playing baseball professionally. You would be sore. You're not listening to me. My arms are ready. My arms are ready. I play baseball at a fucking professional level. It's the opposite motion.

well. It's under not over. Oh, you don't know my pitching style. You're underhand, you're a softball pitcher? For the first time in the first. The white show hey actually started in softball. He was the best man in women's softball. I'm like the Kurt Warner.

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Wait, you look so much better now that I look at the pictures again. We all saw it from a mile away. Slime braided him for it. And he started using hym's. He just fixed the problem. The hair is just coming. back. It's like magic. So what was it like using hymns and all the benefits that they that they have for their service, Aidan? Look, I don't need to read the thing, Eden. I actually started using this. Type shit. You, the audience and my friends successfully told me I was losing my hair so much that I went to a doctor and asked what can I do. And they said, you could try monocidal. And I started using hymns monocidal as the treatment. And turns out it actually works. It started to fill in like my hairs at the front a little bit and on my crown.

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Price varies based on product and subscription plans. See website for full details, restrictions and important safety information. Now one of us ate some ED meds. Find out who. Take your guess. take your guess which one of us for the rest of the episode eight one oh who's got a full five and a half ready to rock ready to throw around like one of us like money at a strip club oops it was me that's a cool arc that's what happened to uh our oboeuvus ken chenna you said

i think we told this before but he was like training to be an olympian level ping pong player and he was not good enough as a 14 year old so he got put in with with the, I think, the younger, like, 11-year-old girls. And he was, to him, it was humiliating. Yeah. And that was, I think, when he stopped playing table tennis. But to this day, he can still beat you with a clipboard if you ask him to. Y'all know about Yichiro.

Yichiro-san. Yes, sir. Yerosan, Suzuki. I hear. Seattle legend. Yes. He's like a Hall of Fame baseball player. He's like 50 now.

Every year, he does a match against, like, the best women. men's high school baseball team, or softball team. And he pitches, and every year after the game, a headline comes out, it's like, each year of shuts him out again. Like, fucking nine innings of pure heat. They didn't get one at all. This just happened again, and he's in his,

I think he's in his 50s, right? He's, like, 53. Funded by the Manosphere. He wasn't a pitcher. No. So he's, he's a fielder who's just stepping up. Why are we posting psychic damage to women's sports? He just gets.

He just gets out there and he just has a competitive dog in them. Right. Competitive is a different. I thought I would be anymore. Assigned to that. And he shuts him out. And he shuts him. Look it up, bro.

Look at the Eikiro, bro. Throw a straight fucking heat. He pitch a complete game shut out with 17 strikeouts. Oh my God, he looks amazing for 52. All-Star team of top high school girls baseball players in Japan. I thought this was in Washington. That's a 52-year-old man.

It was amazing. Yeah, well, this is him when he was younger. Oh, can I see him now? He probably still looks good. Aiden or Raiden. Oh, okay, okay. That's a 50-year-old man. Aidan don't raisin.

But he looks, he still looks amazing. He's about Asian people. I like how that video where he's speaking it makes him look like the president of baseball. Yeah. He could be the Japanese president of baseball. It might be his ending career path. Until Shohei usurps him violently.

A violent coup. He fell off. Who, Shohed? He fell off? Why? His stats fell off? Yeah. Maybe the maybe the maybe the taxman got him. Atrociously Tragman got him. Triciously. Inge into AC really quick. Do you feel like that because

Shohay has fallen off now you're less interested in him? I think it's not because he fell off but more because like I shouldn't idolize a peer. You know what I mean? Like the moment you start to view a melee like in a melee if you view a god as a god it's harder to defeat them. Right of course. Right. So it's like that's why Leffin was the first to defeat the gods. It's because he's on his level or below him. Right. And I'm like that way. And you're the leffin of baseball.

Yeah. You're a 31-year-old man. I got a weird long hair. Yeah, you've grown it out. You've grown it out. And it's a little long. It's just a little. But I'm Swedish.

If I cut it, it'll go away forever. That's how it goes. You don't got a lot of time with it. So I was going to grab it out. You see my other peers, Armada. Yeah. Tough. No, I think Armada finned up.

you think so i saw his stream recently i was like there's growth been up or fuck off there's been growth in play that's been all existing for him it's playing it's playing in a in a big way i think he's whatever they use in sweden it's not probably not called finaster ride it's kind of

we invented it because we were embarrassed so the surströming oil we take the oil of phytish and we wrap it in their heads and then we feel better about ourselves I think he attacked it and I'm happy for him. Yeah, I think that's a good thing. I think it's healthy. All right.

Big A is getting a fucking hair transplant. Big A's talking about it. He's going through it. He decided. He's, well, he's... Double-lift inspired him. He's a little wishy-wash you, but he talked about it on the stream. He seems pretty committed. It's funny, because I think it's actually his subreddit being like, why is he doing this?

Why is he feel like he needs to do this? And it's like, well, because people make fun of you every single day in this business. It's all people talk about. subredited in the hot dog costume like it we're all trying to figure out who made him want to get a hair transplant he did he hit I think he's for real

because he hit me up he's like when were he why are we going to Singapore he better not cowered out of streaming with the fucked up all the blood spots he said he'd wear a hat no no no that's so pathetic what a pathetic why is that pathetic can I ask you got it you got to you gotta do it you got to do it

I think it's fun to own that part of it because it's so fleeting I think it's fine. I mean, the baby bump of your new hair. Do you need to always have like, are you allowed to wear a hat? No. That's weird. No. You're not allowed to stay inside either. You have to go outside. Okay. Do you have to go out in the sun most of the because he wears a hat now is what I'm saying, right? Yeah, that's fine.

I think if he gets it done, he can no longer wear a hat. No. Forever? No, I wasn't allowed to wear a hat when I met slime. I mean, I did make fun of him. I got bullied out of wearing hats. I thought he was bald. Yeah, I also did. You wore beans. It was fucking weird. Yeah, but. And I will have my revenge. It's not, I'll wear a hat. If you're going, if you are going to beanie like a costume, if you are going to have hair, it was like 98 degrees in Pomona, you're wearing a fucking beanie.

It was weird. Why did you do it? Why did you do it? If it was hot, why did you wear the beanie? Why did you want to be spinel? Notice the middle part. Do you guys see it? Yeah.

And my hair kind of looks like shit, but it works because I have a middle part. It's like I can do it. It's not great looking. That's an opinion. Yeah, yeah. It's an opinion, right? What you are saying, when you don't have a middle part and your hair is this, this messy, this bedhead, it looks really bad.

So back then, when I didn't want to do my hair, beanie, boom. So the beanie was a way to kind of skip doing the hair. Yeah, yeah. Beanie was a way of just, I don't do my hair. Even if it was really hot that day, you don't think that? I don't think like, you know like California hoodie? You ever heard that is like the really fit, like the Discord hoodie that super wears? Yeah.

Kind of like a California hoodie. It's like you wear it. It doesn't really make you that hot. It's not a big temperature thing. I think I just run hot. Thin beanie. I run hot. I can't assess you.

Thin be a hot. Guy like me runs hot. He's trying to make fucking beanie's happen. Guy who scolded me last week for saying socks don't make you feel hotter is scolding me for Beanie making you hotter. Wait, wait. I thought we don't relate to this feeling.

Who was on the socks side? I was saying, you know how like when you take your socks off when you're hot? You feel a sensation of not being as hot anymore. Yeah. He was saying no one has felt this. He was telling me no one has felt this. And I'm like, okay, I feel like a lot of people have felt this great.

But you do get it for me. And then it's the head of it's the sock of your head. head. I said, to be fair to Nick, I've felt this. And then what do he say to that? And then he said, no one else was supposed this. I said, what a coincidence. And then I was like, okay, for the sake of this argument, let's pretend me and Nick are the only people in the world that have ever felt this. Let's move on with the conversation. And then I said, well, I'm excluded now. I think, which didn't feel good. I think hair is, hair is kind of beanie. Like, if you have a lot of hair and it's hot out side, you're just hotter because you have hair.

The beanie doesn't really change that. I think, you know what? Vote on your phones. Like a snow cap would definitely help. Or like a thick beanie would help. I'm not wearing like the fucking, I did have one like a snowball cap. What do they call a puffer? What is it?

Where has the ball on top? Yeah. Freak ball. It's an atmosphere on it. Oh, no. I got out of atmosphere show. Of course. Yeah, I did wear that for a little.

It was. It was! Dude, we should get Slug on here and have him unrelated to us the entire time. I think Slug in here chain smoking cigarettes talking about

how all the shows he's done would be really cool. It would be cool. I have a lot of questions. And then he could be like, yo, who's this baseball player? I have questions.

Do you get more play now or in the 90s? Slug? Because it could be either. Why isn't God's bathroom floor on Spotify? I want it to be. God's bathroom floor

is the social network of music. I get why Aidan likes it. Yeah, this is huge. Also, acid raindrops. Why is it? Why is it the social network of music? Aidan nodding his head to acid raindrops is the funniest person I could make. It's funnier than like a Charlie Kirkification of the music video.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aidan just going, in this dress, it's like acid. Yeah, and it's the only song on the iPod, and it's gone named wrong. And it's 128K BPS. Lime wire at the end, and his shirt says Nujibis. It's, you're, sorry, we were talking about you. I like your A-Fex twin Oh, that's good.

I'm on your side. Thank you. I thought they were talking about Slug, the ice climbers this whole time. You didn't know Slug from Amherstreet. I thought, and I was like, wow, he's in music now. It's awesome. No.

I mean, I don't know if Slug. And then they were like, he had sex in the 90s. He's like, he's a bit young. Yeah. He's a bit young in the 90s. Yeah. There's a moment in millennial teenagers' lives where they find out that the guy isn't named atmosphere

and then they get corrected by someone. and hopefully it's not a big deal. Hopefully it's not in front of other people. You're saying it's a millennial thing. He's nodding and he's younger than you. No, it's real. He's a millennial. Well, so are you.

I think I'm technically. Okay, what are you then? I think I'm technically not. What are you then? What is he? Come on. He should see. What's him then?

Wait, wait, can you look up the cutoff again for Z to millennial? I think come on the Z side. Dude, it says 97, but fucking It like epit, uh, it takes, you know. I'm the only Zer on this cast. 96.

Why would I say 96, 97? Oh, this is a different years. The transition point of those two. Yeah, like if you're born in 96, you're millennial. If you're born in 97, you're Gen Z. Just damn it. It's a zillionial. I am millennial.

Millennial. 30. 30. Okay, what are you? 30. Would you consider yourself Gen Z spiritually or more millennial? keeping in mind a lot of things about you

well I represented Gen Z you did in the great court but we all knew that that was bullshit and weird and the gavel is out and the gavel's out for what I think I feel in the court of Millennial versus Gen Z I was the judge

I'm more Gen Z than Millennium Do you think so? I think so do you think of a Gen Z person a real one listening to that would feel upset that you said that no really no and if they did

they're wrong Okay, all right. I think I could be in the MLB too. Maybe I'll make a run. Are you both shooting for this now? Nope. You don't know what it takes. Oh, I know what it takes.

You don't know what it takes. You have to sling a fastball at least 50 miles an hour, it sounds like. At least. I've been trying to figure out what that reminds me of the glove. The glove is the exact shape and size and form of the hand of the guy who puts dog medicine on his hands on Instagram. Have you seen him? What? Zipper.

Dog medicine hands guy Instagram. Is he the other that's been taking the dog medicine? medicine. He rubs dog medicine on his hands every single day. He's training to become invincible. I have heard. Oh, what? Can we see his hands? Yeah, I've seen this guy. Yeah, you look

on the very right side. That's what the glove makes your hands look like it is. Wait, what? Dog medicine has to make them tougher. This guy is so beast. There's actually a second guy that I was trying to think of that isn't, it might be the guy on the very far, right? That guy, right there. The third one.

this is the guy I was trying to find because there's two guys doing this one of them is much more fixated on like Can you click on that? Wait, wait really quick On the left one That guy's wearing a shirt

That's Taco Bell But it looks like an alien Is visiting the Taco Bell Yes, smeggle Oh it's Smigle at Taco Bell Great Standing Wood with my bare hands Can you click into his channel

The sound of the end of this video is extremely disturbing What is disturbing? Oh, this is a sound, not the channel. The channel's at the bottom. Fist of the dog medicine, just click on that. I have heard of this guy, yeah. What? Yeah, I've heard of this guy too.

Just like click on anything that visually entices you. See, we used to do this the old-fashioned way. Can I freeze Hawaiian punch by blowing on it? Yeah, yeah, do that one. That's the... He's trying to mask... Yeah, and he does it. Look. It's frozen.

Come on. Powerade There it is It starts freezing Bang You can literally see it freezing Oh wow Dude we should get this guy on

We need the government Look he's controlling Confetti with justice Oh my god Look at his fucking knuckles He has these enormous bulbous knuckles It's the dog medicine

What is the dog medicine What is the goal of the medicine. Please help me. He's taking the medicine that you put on... I'm sorry. I'm a millennial. I lie.

I'm fucking lied. I'm a millennial. I'm fucking scared. I don't know what I'm looking at. Imagine your job was to take like... Imagine that you have to take a cube of shungite and you have to crush it with your hands. And if you don't, everyone you love dies. Okay?

So every day you got to train. You got a train to do it. And if you don't do it, everyone you love dying. Right. So if you try, you try putting lotion. Locian makes it worse. Wouldn't do that. You'd have to start experimenting.

You have to start putting other things on your hands. You start doing exercises. You'd try anything. Let me know you won't even better. This guy is trying anything. I think this is the breed of influencer who is trying to evolve. Yeah, past human capability. Yes.

He's kind of like Brian Johnson. He's trying to go New Game Plus or whatever. He's like Brian Johnson except it, it's probably, it won't help. Yeah, what pussy Gemini I say, you should not put dog medicine on your hands. Oh, so the dog. Dog medicine makes their hands stronger because they walk on them. Yeah, well, dogs walk on their hands.

Yes. And so the dog medicine helps. Dog me tough foot. So is it helping like callous my hands? Yes. It's doing more. I think it's like a bit of like fucking like rubber. It makes your shit a little rubber.

It's like a coating, I think. This is the kind of thing we should have been doing with Aiden a couple years earlier. Oh, we should have covered his whole body in dog medicine. Before he started like, I don't know, trying to like be more of a adult and have a family and all this stuff because now he's very resistant to it. We would have to force him to hold him down, apply the dog medicine to him. We still do

fun stuff. I still put dog medicine on my body for you. But I don't think you would do it for two years. I don't need you to do it for two years. I don't do it for two years. Anyway, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this to Aiden. I'm going to do it to his penis. The problem is that Aiden used to be a guy who you could apply dog medicine to

his skin for two years straight. He would think it was funny. He'd be down. You try eating some. You try eating some. He'd try eating some. But now, I'm talking about you and I don't want you to talk. This is not for you. It doesn't count as verbal molestation if you don't listen.

That's right. So listen up. And so there's a problem, there's an immediate problem that Aden is this like shell of his former self. Stop singing. Can't hear you. And I don't like it. And I don't know what to do about that. Dude, he's growing up.

All right, he's a type of guy to like to respond to emails at 8 in the morning. eight. That's what he fucking likes doing now. Are you fucking kidding? He's the type of guy who wants to circle back to some shit because he wants to make sure that we get it all squared away. Sorry. My wife's calling. Right? Everyone. What? Just now?

Oh, she got a car accident? Oh, I thought he was kidding. He said it too jovially. He said it. Sorry, my wife's calling. He said it the way she got hit by the car. When it happened to him. Wait, where she was dead? That's bad. At Z.

I was playing Valor at Z. My wife got struck by a car. Was podcasting with at Ludwig Ogren. My wife got in a car accident. It was super trippy. They found her legs in West Covina. Crazy she was driving in Santa Monica. Hey, by the way,

should we actually fucking take a stance on some shit? Oh, well, the... We stand with you, Nade. We stand with Nade, too, bro. Dude, why does he have alcoholic face in that clip? Because he had a few fucking bruise. We shouldn't joke, because the... The FDA did not have enough study time with Juvie.

And I think the effects are taking place. And guess what? We had a lot of those caramel apples ourselves. Bro, Juvie doesn't do shit to you except make you fucking potent, ready to come. Jubey makes you potent. That should have been there's a slogan. You know what they, the company about Juvia actually, if you don't know this, they'd fucking use blue choo. Yeah, it's blue choo.

Are you fucking with me? They start putting blue chute inside of Jubey. They fucking turn Juvie. They just fucking fermented. So it's a bruner drink. Bon or drink. Yeah, I think I will not stand with

We stand with Nate. We all fucking stand with you, bro. Bro, you're right. If I was in your position, I would do the fucking same shit. God forbid we spin a couple slots, eh, boy? God forbid, bro. And you know we'd be ripping that shit, even if you weren't paid off. I'm literally not hurting anybody. I'm literally not hurting anybody. Nor either are you. You're not hurting anybody, bro.

You're not hurting a fucking soul. Oh, the video, close your eyes if the video hurt your feelings. There we go. There's an ex-but on the top right or top left to your fucking pussy. I feel like the idea of him like, he's streaming slots and someone asked him like if did you change your DNA? He's like, oh yeah, my helix is are fucked, dude.

My helix is are fucked. Yeah, it's cooked. Yeah. Triple helix guy. I just lost foil, chat. Chat, they just broke my shield with that one, chat. So you're not going to stand with them? I am going to, I'm going to be brave and not stand with name.

Yeah, big years, bro. Yeah. Biggars. Yeah, why? Because you fucking think gambling's fucking too cool over here or shit? That's not quite true. My relationship with gambling is actually pretty complicated. Yeah, you probably don't.

you know what I saw. Even Asmingold was in that thread like pussy take, bro. Oh really? The bacterium are fighting. The bacteriums. They're interacting. They're touching.

He was like, yeah, he said some shit like, he said some shit like, gambling is basically killing one of your viewers. Wow. Because, like, because those,

he was like, because like, those guys commits to us to us at all the time. I was like, based mucinex guy. How's it going, how's you doing?

she's okay great good she's shaking up she said she'd be scared but I I just well she's not picking up my phone calls so now I'm worried now she just wait she's probably negotiating did she say I'm fine but she's crying no she didn't

because it hung up like right when I stood up so I couldn't answer and then I called her back twice and she didn't pick up but she said everything's fine already before that I said this last week girls love getting in fender benders and crying. It's like their favorite... I said this last week.

Might be the most sexist thing you've said on this podcast. They do that shit all the time. Straight up, like, reinforcing women are bad drivers and you're saying they're not bad drive. It doesn't, it's not her fault that she got a fender bender.

Right. Someone could hit her, but girls get in fender benders and then start crying. Because they get it. Because they got in the fender bender. Yeah, I'm not saying they can't drive.

And then boom, they start fucking crying everywhere. Yeah, maybe they get in them on average more than men. No, I don't read that part. Dude, I was driving. And I got, I just got like hit in the back just a little bit.

It's like bumped. And it was kind of annoying because like traffic wasn't moving that fast and stuff. And it's this, it's this woman in a car behind me. And she looked kind of young. And she's like, she bumps me. And then I look in the mirror and then I look, I go out my window. And I do this. Yeah.

And she looked at me. She's like, I'm sorry. And I was like, you're sorry. I got this. I just drove. I just get it. You're one bad driving incident away from fucking, you know the show, Beef? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You should watch Beef because I think, well, he already did that once. Yeah, but like. He did the first episode of Beef. But yeah, I guess that's right. You could do a full season of beef if something goes wrong. Beef is two people who don't know each other get into a car accident, right?

It's a car accident. Not even a car accident, like a cut off. Yeah, yeah, it gets cut off. Like a car altercation. And then it turns into a season feud where they are trying to like kill each other. basically. They're trying to ruin each other's lives. They find out where they live. They go incognito into their house as like repairmen to kill each other. Is this like a fictional show? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. But it's a fictional show with a lot to learn from.

A lot to learn from. So the thing is media is a reflection of our line. Yeah, this is also the plot I believe of changing lanes with Ben Affleck from 20 years ago. So I do think I don't, I'm not interested in getting in fights with people. But when when she hit my car, she was like, I'm sorry. And I was kind of like, oh, like, I felt like I did something wrong, even though my car wasn't moving at a red light. Oh, she mugged a little bit? She, I got mugged. That's what I was trying to say. And I was like, my bad. And then she drove off and I was like, okay.

Guess I'll fuck go fuck myself, I guess. I'm going to fuck yourself. My fault. I'm going to cut it off. No, don't know. Cut it off like in, like it's off. I'm serious. Don't cut it off like a nothing.

The only way I can lose the jail cell. No. No. Don't. You don't have to do this. I do want to see this. I'm just not a lot of resistance, you're trying to root.

Love me, all this because you're just hungry? No, it's because I'm fat. I'm a fat, fuck, I'm a fat, ugly fuck, and a lot of people are calling me this. Why you're big is because you're so hungry that you just eat everything that you see

without any concern for nutrition calories or last night I had a egg of waffle and put peanut butter on it and honey and then I put M&Ms on it. I'm not done. I hate put more on it. Love it. I drizzled it in maple syrup.

Okay. As are put it in the maple syrup. I wanted to put it in the fridge because I wanted the maple syrup. In the fridge. But I got hungry, so I ate it before, so I'm making a new one

that I put in the fridge. What if I told you there's a high quality nutritious option that's easy to make and can be sent to you at your home? There's things like smoothie kits. What if it was six and hard every time you wanted?

Well, I mean, with Hungerood, it can be six and hard. Every time you want. They have over a thousand grocery items. Salad kit, smoothie and stack, just like Nick said, they screen out over 200 additives like high fructose corn syrup

and artificial sweeteners all the things that make your body this hideous thing that it's become. And I know, I know part of the reason you want to do this this seems like the quick and easy solution but hungry food only takes less than 15 minutes to make. Less than 15 minutes. That's actually really fast.

That's fast. How's this sound? Halapeno chicken hash. That sounds like garlic beef with mushrooms and green beans. How about that? Sounds yummy. Sounds like you don't really want to cut it off anymore. Frum!

But I have an... What's a taste of the old country? Issue, because I've been budging my finances. I don't know if I can afford it. What's the price looking like? Oh, the price is great. And for a limited time, you can get 40% off your first box, plus one free item in every box for life.

If you go to Hungaroo.com slash the Yard and use Code the Yard. I spent $4 million on that. That's hungarroot.com slash the yard. Code of the yard. And get 40% off your first box in a free item in every box for life, Ludwig. And you don't have to cut it off. Yeah, you can use that weapon that you have for other. are things that aren't sort of directed

at you. Should we circumcise Aden? Yes. You know, like the semi truck that ran that guy off the road and then that guy hit just teaboned me and the semi just left. I'm like, you're in a semi. I feel like there's different rules. You've got to stay. If you run the car, yeah. Because he, yeah. He cut somebody off that hit.

He got away at a semi. Yeah, I mean, you were just too, you were literally just too slow. I think you're actually just a slow. You should pursue there. Me? Why didn't you pursue? I got teaboned. That guy should pursue. You're supposed to pursue. You have to pursue. No, I'm covered.

Pursue on foot. You're damaged. No, it's not about covering and money and all that. You pursue. Pursue. Okay. Right? Like, do you care?

I see. Yes or no? What do you want to do? Yes or no. Because I would assume that a man that cares would have pursued. Because here's what a man does when he gets an offender. I can't even say I care because I don't care. A woman cries, a man pursues.

You don't care. I'm going to go take a baseball back to your car right now. I guess he doesn't care. I guess he doesn't care. I guess I care. I think in the moment I say I care. be like, well, you didn't care because you didn't chase the semi. You didn't pursue. So I guess I don't care, but I think I thought I cared.

If I hit your car with a bat right now, would you pursue? I would hit your car with a bat. That's not pursuing, really not pursuing. That's not pursuing. So you wouldn't pursue. Yeah. Yeah. He's saying he'd pursue.

He's saying he'd pursue. He's saying he'd pursue. Okay. That would be good. But it's like, okay, imagine this. If I hit your car with a bat and the window lands and cracks Aiden's window, would Aiden pursue? Aiden should pursue.

Oh, absolutely. You pursuing me? Absolutely. Of course. But, okay. Pursue the person. You hit his window? Yeah.

I hit his and he goes, cracks your wind. Why would he pursued me? I would, he was a, I was just doing my own thing. I would pursue you. You would pursue me.

Yeah. In the situation where my window got hit by Sime's window, if my car got hit, if my car got hit, if he hit Sime's car in it, well, you're kind of throwing your car in. If I pump fake slime, if I wanted this,

if I didn't hit him. I went, yeah. And then he went, whoa. like that and his hand went back and hit your face yeah would you pursue me yeah you would no I pursue slime I think you should pursue me I'd have to but that's what happened in my case no

my job was did not hit anyone no I'm pursuing I'm pursuing me whoever strikes should be pursued so I should have pursued the guy who hit me which I did and I got my money I don't think there's a limit to how much you can pursue by the way this is a false dichotomy are you pursuing him or you're pursuing him let's pursue both we pursue both

we litigate at the maximum level. No, but we have to... We call Sweet James. We have to accept that even though we have the goal, the noble goal of pursuing all, we must triage. Why must we triage?

We must triage and choose whom to pursue first. Why? You think Sweet James is limited? Sweet James has a harem of women and alcohol problem. It's like you're using me, we started with me, and you bring somebody who's omnipotent into the conversation. It's like how obviously he can pursue all. Google plus one. I mean, if you're talking about unimitance, we could pursue Christ.

That always ends up working out. Jesus made. And we all have to. We do end up having to do that. We all chase Christ no matter what. You're a god-fearing man. Oh, God-fearing man, yeah. Why does Christ allow so much pain in the car?

Why is the car so dangerous? Why does Christ allow so much pain in the car? Because he allows you get point A to point B really fast. No, but he allows us to die and then like really often, like, more often than like cars. Or sorry, guns. He gives you joyous freedom to drive. But the freedom comes out of cost? Why doesn't Christ remove the cost?

Huh? Yeah, why did Christ not remove the cost? Oh, then why not eat the cookie without the calorie? Exactly. These teach us lessons. Oh. They help form us. Why do we need lessons?

He doesn't know. So we can be good onto other. We could make a good on under under. We could be good onto other by learning lessons because otherwise become hedonistic freaks. Eating cookies, driving fast, no consequentials, no complicitials, no complicitals. no complications When inconsequentials. Christ really is all

and he is mighty. Thanks, Ludwig. No worries. I like baseball. You would be such a good youth pastor. Oh dude, he would sit backwards in that chair. He'd be like that Drusky sketch

when he's a youth pastor. If you were my guy at fucking young life, I would go every Wednesday night. Yeah, because you were you know. you're bisexual you don't have sex to me

you were bisexual you would be attracted to the guy that you plays I wouldn't know I would be attracted to him now you would be attracted to Uncle Pastor Ludwig What are you talking about? No

You would be fantasizing about him I wouldn't fantasize about him All right y'all that wraps up Genesis Aiden stay after I want to go over some Psalms with you Aidan stay after Okay

Are we gonna Can we like play catch or something You know about Leviticus? talk about slave trade I don't you know they talk about slaves in the Bible

you know the Old Testament didn't have it all wrong the old testament has some wisdom in there if you read the whole thing Uncle Ludwig

Uncle Pastor Ludwig we got some shit for you to gna I didn't teach you a little bit about I got some nuggets a truth for you to gnaw Nimble on my nugget

Nimble on my nugget nimble on my Uncle Pastor Ludwig says nimble on my nugget him on my nugget I don't know my nugget I don't think I want to go home I called your parents are coming late today

last night when you guys were playing league and Super was like Super was like, is Nick here? I'm like, sub he's like dude, get in the stack and he's like, oh we can't play with four and I was like, all right, well, you know, I'm around if you guys want to play. Shake wanted to play.

And you know, I know shake wanted to play. I saw a shaker his alt get online just kind of sit. Dearest, he messaged me the eye open eye emoji flat ignored it you know why you ignored it wow

you know why I don't ignore you I'll tell you why you didn't well I had previous arrangements to play with Super I literally hopped on a call with them on stream said hey whenever you want a riff bro let me know he said okay

you're in chat begging for his paws load and then he picks you up doesn't hit me up I log in I'm watching fucking Super in Ludwig and I said can't believe my dog turned into a snake didn't believe that is not how this happened

please I know what I want want. You said, hey, Bull, come around some time and fuck my wife. And what I did is I said, hey, bowl, there's an Uber outside your house. This is an Uber outside your house right now. Uber black. You're going to, it's an Uber black. You're going to come to me right now. This actually, really, we'll get back to this, but this reminds me, this is a bit of a deviation. I sent this to Aden. You sent it to me too. You sent it to a couple of people. I also said it

to Ludwig. You're so annoying today. Jesus. Okay. So I sent this. By the way, you have my glove on. So the tree, me the fucking respects. Then come get it. So I sent this, so is this unethical, uh, fin sub? Message a hot alpha on grinder asking if I could suck him off. Very standard. Offered to pay for his ubers to come over. Another beta, uh, F slur, I believe this guy's gay, sent me the cash for the Uber black, for the Uber black SUVs for the DOM. The beta strains in his cash while I get to swallow the DOM's load. So he matches with the hot DOM alpha

gets the beta sub elsewhere to buy him the Uber Black to get the Alpha Dom to come over So he can swallow the dom's load And he said You want to cover Uber's for him The sub says

I'll do anything for him Capital H And anything you instruct me to do For alphas He says send 50 We want Uber Black SUVs F slur That's Max Pledge

He is maxing plays. I mean, I kind of did this, right? Like I had you as the jungler ganking for my dog I was playing top I had you come in I said gang for my BATs watching. Yep and I had enough betas in the cuttier being like God that'd be folks fun I'll even support I'll even let you get the kills bro I would I like I had a good team fight and super just yelling fucker good for me Slime explaining the whole thing With the grand sika watch and the driving garb on Pointing out all the details

It is like an influencer podcast Like a get rich quick Um Dude super you know what super loves to say He loves to say oh you got spread open no Got spread you open I'm like Does he spreads you open tops you

Is that FAPS? That's W FAPS That's W FAPS I can't believe you said what's FAPS Yeah I didn't get it FAPS is anything Yeah, that's good. That's good.

I know some goons who need it now. Is it just W goons? FAPS is like... It's fapping. It's old like millennial like fap, fat, fat, fat, the sound of a masturbation. You never read the word fat. No, I know what it means, but is it mean the same?

Like that's good beats. Like good goons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting that that is what it meant. But I thought it stood for some other shit. No, it's just for fapping. You know what a big hot word right now is creepy. It's creepy right now.

Bears is really popular too. You're being creepy. And then the creepy guy says fares. I make fun of people say fares. My said that shit, fucking roasting her. It's stolen from Australians. No, it's not.

It is. No, it's from my... You don't know the... I'm saying in general. Australians have been saying fares forever. Yeah, yeah, but it's from Lafares. What's that? What is that?

You know, Lopeese? Oh, God, I'm out. We just said six things. I don't know. This is like when Ludley explained six seven on the podcast to us. I don't want an Uber black for this guy. We'll call it. There was...

You know, this is all. Aiden, do you have Uber 1? I can be. You know what? I can be on the show now is the sub. Can I say? Yeah. You know what?

I'm the Uber 1 now. You download it. And I'll let, I'll buy the Uber Blacks so that you can get the Dom's load. You wake up at 8 a.m. to look at all the emails to get all the fucking Dom's. They're Uber blacks. Yes. And you schedule them for midnight because you'll be in bed by them.

I reply to them at 8 a.m. And I eagerly await my next morning of replying to my Dom's emails for their Uber blacks. Kaisen and I show speed to play Minecraft, hardcore. Asher Speed sees diamonds He goes, Diamond! Diamond! And it's not Diamond.

And Kai recognizes this. It's a different manner. He goes, no, that's Lepiece. That's Lepiece. That's what that's from? Laspis. Lazzuli. Okay, yes.

Because that's Lepiece. And then people took him saying that's Lepiece and made it like a spiritual meme. And then became a spiritual meme. And then it means to say like, Gouzvraba. Namaste. Yes.

La Piz. Lapis. And then Lepiez. And then Lepiez, and then Lepie's parvro. And then, I think it's Braden, he started, he made La Fares. What is that in response to? La Fares.

Le Piz. What's the jump? He makes La Fares. Faire is a concession of, it's almost a concession of being wrong. Like, that's a brown jacket. He's like, no, it's not affairs. Like, right? Like, this is the emotional state of.

That's fair. It's like, that's fair. I don't think they thought about it that much. I think he just said the Fares. And now we have fairs. But is this the context in which people like super say Fairs? It was switching about Fairs. It's fair to Twitch email.

I think it's fair as Twitch email. Okay. So what is it supposed to mean? It's also an emo? I got it. Yeah, that's an emo. That's an email. Oh, it's an emo.

LePiz. Dude, I still don't have any of that shit turned on. Oh, yeah, turn it on. You're fucking old as shit, bro. Dude, his ass looks frumpy. Yeah, sorry you got a frumpy ass in that your girlfriend got into a car accident, and I hope she's okay.

I was podcasting with Nick from the yard, by the way. Yeah. Girlfriend got a car accident. Crazy stuff. Also, I have alcoholic face. and I'm going to be playing slots on the stream. So what made you say that women cry when they get in fender benders?

Anecotal evidence. Is it just your girlfriend? Every time. Yeah. Is it in, are you... She's been in like five. Are you exclaiming at how many accidents she'd been in it or the fact that she cries every time?

I just think it's funny to... You know, like when a baby falls and then it occurs crying, because it's not really hurt. It's just kind of scared. Uh-huh. Girls do that when they get in some... minor car accidents. Yeah. I think.

Okay. I think I've noticed this. Okay. And you think it's an I mean, men punch drywall. You know, we think we all have funny things. Punching draw is the same thing, spiritually. It's funny. We all have our funny. You think it's abnormal. I think it's abnormal. I don't think it's abnormal. I think it's overreacting.

It's overreacting. Yeah, yeah. You think she's overreacting. I think if his girlfriend... How's she doing? She's overreacting. Thank you. Oh, she's overreacting? Yeah. And I have my

sick soft voice? I mean, I kind of am relatable right now. How is she doing, bro? She's sobbing on the phone and I said, why do girls always do this? And what she say? Did she like have an explanation? And she just said, and she says the back got barely bumped and just

the tears are exploding. But she's sobbing. And she's sobbing. Aiden's girlfriend once cried because she thought about a frog. It's true. Which is totally fine. It's just that sometimes maybe crying can be something that we do when it's a bigger deal.

I accept it with open... She's not enough. I accept it with... Oh, I cry a lot, buddy. You don't cry enough. You don't cry enough? You know I cried at? Hoppers.

Hoppers? It is a... Actually... Toy Story 5. I cry when I listened to Cocktow Twins last week. I think when you cry and all your examples are media, you're actually an L-crier.

No, I cry in conversations with my girlfriend. I cry when my father died in front of me. Did you... That was so long ago. My fault. I'm saying. You don't cry enough, bitch. I cry the most, I cry the most. No, you don't.

I cry in the most. It's not a bad thing. Aiden obviously cries the most. I cry second most. No, I cry more. It's not cry more than me. It's, it's, it's fine. You cry the most? Yes, I'm the most in touch. In touch with what? Did you stop it? Sorry, I've fucking almost cracked right there.

Why? Because I just thought about, you. you? Really? Yeah. I can't. Did you turn? Did you did something change in your mind? What do you mean? Because you do cry more now. I know I cry more, yes. I cry the most. You open yourself? I realize that women

are right. You just realize that? To be clear, she wasn't crying. I don't know that my whole life side. It was fine. Buddy, I could barely hear where she was fucking... I could hear it. You don't have to fucking cover for her. The black was in. my air fresher came out of the little... I think that's based, bro. I think crying is like I have these thresholds in my mind of like,

is this an acceptable cry, or is this like a reasonable cry is a better word? And it goes, yes, I'm like, hey, come here. And usually it's like a commere. But sometimes it's not a camere. And I'm like, why are we crying? We get to figure out why we're crying. And that's the mission.

I don't do this with my girlfriend because she doesn't cry. Last time... I do with Aden. Last time we cried, but not because of a piece of media. Last time. And it's not for media? I cried. You're saying last time we cried and media doesn't count.

Because he crafted this rule that crying to media does not count. This is like asking the last time you beat off from your mine palace. I could do that too. Of course. I could do you both right now. Same fucking day too. I think I would win in a beat off against you. real beat off.

In a beat? Yeah, so 100%. Wait, what would the metric be? You're locked in a room, you're locked in like a cubic case. Yeah. And there's nothing in there. And you have to beat to complete.

Right. And you have to race the other guy. But you're isolated from him. You can't hear him grunt. Because that could influence the action. Yeah, that's not raw dog. Influence the action. Wait, no, I would, that's kind of like,

that's like defensive gameplay, you know? Do you know what I mean? I feel like that's an expected competition. No. It's more of like, I'll get off to that. I think you should be able to deny minions. Ah.

Maybe I'm a league player. You can send math problems to like in their screen that they'll be at. Or like there's little like electric, like they're tied to little electric impulses and you can like make their quads tense. Take a little away. Oh, they're sending blood flow fucking top lane. I got to. I think I could. Okay.

Who wins a week of no. No touchy. But then we go in the box and it's the four of us and have to beat to complete. Fastest beat. Fastest beat to complete. No materials. Oh, my imagination is vivid. I'm,

I could get it done in 30 seconds. It's almost the question. 30 seconds? 35. From soft? Can you wait? You could go from soft to bust in 35 seconds. I think so.

No way. I think so. This is actually, it's a four skin gap. Fuck me. You're, you have a bad, you're in a bad starting position. I'll give you that.

Maybe there's a handicap. force. I could go, I could get that done. Yeah. Are you serious? 35 seconds? I think I'm with him. I think I'm a little longer. But I've also, like, I can do with my mind. I don't even have to touch myself. I think I, I can't do that. All right, all right. I go submit. I do it many nights. Well, there is. Yeah, but you don't do it a lucid and weight. Do you even do it that much still? There should be. I still got it. Yeah. There should, there should be a, uh, uh, leased strokes, like a golf rule. I can do zero.

I think there's merit to that. If you stroke slow but long... Isn't that just time? No, no, no, I think it's all just... Time... Categories, because, like, there's glitchless. Which I think would be... Yeah.

...having no force... Blitchless? What's 100%? Having forced... Have no force skin. 100% is your butt ass? I think 100% is you inseminating an egg and there's a baby that comes out.

Yeah, yeah. 100% is impregnating. Yeah, that's tough. Not doing your timeline. We did discuss This is a modified version Of the rope off Which we discussed a long time ago

I believe we discussed the rope off Which is the longest rope Yeah but that's like volume Like I think it's different Like when you're playing for time There's just different factors at play Can you get there without your hand I don't think he can't

I think he's lying and I think he's lying for fun I've done it No You're not while awake It doesn't count Why doesn't it count? Because it's different It's obviously just different.

Why? I don't understand why it's fucking different. It's just because I can do shit in my mind. You're not doing it. It's still my mind. It's happening to you. It's happening to you. It's not like a ghost is jerking me off.

It's basically like a ghost or not. It's my mind. It's involuntary. I think that's when we're not volunteering to bust in your pants, embarrassingly and humiliating. That's not true. I think it's having sex with Christ. I think you're having.

Because I've stopped it. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. You've lucid anti busted? Yes. I thought that was a myth. Because I knew that it was a dream and that I was going to, bus in my pants and I didn't want to wake up and clean

bus. No. So I stopped to you. Now we're just, you don't care about the integrity of this podcast anymore. You just make shit up. You don't, you don't fucking care about my life. This is what I'm on. I'm a major league baseball player. I can stop myself from busting using lucid dream techniques. Or I can bust without using my hand.

It's so, it's so funny that I busted in my sleep. With you in the room and you're like, yeah, totally believe it. And then it's like oh, I saw myself. You're like, impossible. it's impossible. It's not impossible. I just don't think you're capable of doing it. You're croaking. I don't think you're capable.

You're croaking. You're croaking. What is that mean? You're literally croaking on your last fucking leg. It's hot. Yeah, you are. You're making of lies. I can do it. I'm reading lied to and slander. I will do both then. Fine. I'll sleep over anywhere you want and I'll fucking come in my pants and then and then the next morning I won't. And does that prove it? I think it's, it's one of those things that's the reason why you're arguing it so fervently is because it's impossible. approve. You could just say, guess what I didn't do today? I stopped myself from coming. Like, this is impossible. But you know, you can measure if I'm watching you in a box on CCTV and you're in this white box with nothing in it and you go from soft to bust with not with your hands taped behind your back. This is what we, this is what we do. We we get Ludwig to do like a sleep study where we

monitor his brain activity when he busts his load is awesome load when he's sleeping in his pants. I've done this. And then we check the waveform. And then we go, okay, you need to produce that waveform with no bust. Right. I did this. I did a sleep study when I was 11. And you busted? No, I didn't bust. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. It would have been crazy. That's like wow. They put a gold star on the wall and they put me in an MRI. Yeah. I think is what it was. And and I kept, I don't know why I couldn't stop thinking about breasts. Okay. The whole time I'm thinking about. Do you get a bone job in the MRI? And I was

getting little. Sounds like aifex twin in there? And I was good. Yeah. And and and and then I got out and then I was really nervous about it. So I was like it's like what do you see? Because I thought they could see the porn in my mind. Oh. And so I kept asking, I was like, you see like images? No. You don't see like pictures and stuff, right?

And they're like, no, it's just like like like frequencies. I was like can you like any image? Wow. Zones is hitting. Fine JPEC. Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. What are you doing? What are you doing?

I'm mining. I'm doing my job. This is my job. This is my business. You mine? What? Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! You can't just mine our shit. Yeah. Right? And you get all the ore? Yeah, I get the materials.

What's the business? What's the business? I go around and I mine things and I take the materials back and put it on a conveyor belt and it comes out as different materials. Sell the materials. Buy for one, sell for two. Sell to who? Uh, customers.

How? I haven't got that far yet. So all you have a way to sell it? All you do is mine? I mine. I have a strove of materials. I will. tell you how, if you promise to stop mining our set.

Don't. Don't, I'll tell you how to sell it. You can mine everywhere else. Let me see it. No. You could just try Square. What's that? Square is a platform that lets you take payments in person or online.

You know, like little things where people tap their card. You were going to like a coffee shop and you get to use Square and you tap and pay and you get your coffee. Yeah. You get some rewards points. Yeah, I do that sometimes. It's good for the customer, but it's also, the business owner, you can track your sales, manage your team, and your schedule. Other miners you look over.

I've been to your house and you kind of just keep miscellaneous piles of ore everywhere. And I don't think you really have it counted up or anything. And I was thinking maybe we could track the inventory, we could categorize it in some like boxes or something. I'm realizing how much ore you have. I'm realizing this is all boring. I don't want to do any of this stuff. I only like the mining part.

Your business will earn more. It'll earn more. It'll earn more. I mean, that's the beautiful thing is. 36% more revenue on average. You don't have to do this part. Like, Square scales with you, so you could just get someone else

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You must have been used that out. Square.com slash go slash yard. What is the sleep study result in? They don't tell me. They just, I did it. But you do it to, like, find out if you need a CPAP machine or something. I don't know. My mom made me do it.

Oh, okay. Wow. That's interesting. It wasn't for, like, did your mom think maybe you were? Hmm? Like, slow. You need to analyze. Did she think I was slow?

No? Oh. Didn't think you were smart. Did she? Yes, she did. Really? Yeah, she thought it was bright. Your sister was, like, was it?

genius. What are you? What? No. She thought I was a bright kid. Right here, man. No. That's a bright kid. Oh, my teacher said I was such a bright kid. You were probably such a pleasure to having class. Yes, so they all said. You think you were a joy? Yeah, it was a joy in class. Was your mom a teacher while you were going to school?

Yeah, she teaches. I was in like second grade. No, but, was she a teacher at your school when you went to? No, no, no, she was a different district. I was, I was SAU 41. She was. I could, I'll sleep you. I'm just, I'm just. It's not when it's for hitting baseballs. I know, but it has harder on the knuckles. You get, you'd get kicked out.

I get kicked out where? The game. From baseball? Yeah. That's fine. If I, dude, if I sleep you cold on TV in a baseball diamond, lock me up. I'm like this.

Did you tap? Yeah. I say review that one. What's the review? Oh yeah, it was. He did get slept. No, it looks like he's kind of awake falling down. He fell.

It looks like he lost grip with his foot. Oh, man. I kind of want to kick my girlfriend down while she's down. What the fuck was that? I kind of want to make fun of her on the show. What is up with you two? What? Don't want me in with him.

Can I not make fun of her? What do you mean? You're the fucking women always fucking cry guy. Yeah, and I'm always there to be a shoulder. That's nice. That's really nice. You didn't say that. I thought it was implied.

I thought we understood that about me. I'll say it next time. It's not. And then you're the... Well, she said some crazy shit. What'd she say? She says some crazy shit. What'd she say?

It's on new. we saw new social network Oh I heard it's bad Turns out it's fucking shit Okay But then we're talking about Digger That new Tom Cruise movie Oh I heard it's good

And it's really good But box office It's to a bad Bloppy And then she says Blopskes Tom Cruise Is washed now

He doesn't have the pole That he once had Like not as many people care about him anymore And then I was like You are crazy for saying that That's your craziest entertainment opinion he's never crazy at all I think this is a lucid reasonable thing to say

he's not Tom Holland I think what she's saying is true maybe not to the extent that she believes it but it's true he's not Robert Pattinson would he no that was the example she gave and I'm like Tom Cruise is a way bigger box office poll than Robert Pattinson right now not domestically Robert Pattinson is more relevant to maybe like a younger like on average younger audience or like a more American audience but I I'm Tom Cruise is a mega star. I'm the demographic for Tom Cruise. I watch Mission Impossible 2 in theaters

with the Limp Biscuit version of that song. Are you fucking listening? In theaters? Yeah. In theaters. Limbiscuit. Limp biscuit. So what you want to do?

What you want to do? He says that. Do you know what a fucking movie theater is, Genzi? Fuck. And I do not care if Tom Cruise is in movies. I think people broadly do. Well, okay, here's a simple question for you. Yes.

What's going to make more money? Digger or Prime Time? Prime time probably Mike drop I already had Mike drop I said pedophile mic drum

I think Digger did bad because they marketed it really poorly because if you look at Tom Cruise's like previous five movies before that

they've all made like $600 million plus was what were they Mission Impossible and Top Gun Maverick yeah so that's not

Tom Cruise that's the brand of the movie that's like if Top Gun didn't have Tom Cruise in it it wouldn't have made that much money

yeah yeah yeah yeah But, like, it's ultimately... That's a dumb thing to say. It's not Tom Cruise. It's not Tom Cruise. It's like the nostalgia of Tom Cruise. Which is a different Tom Cruise. Do you see what I'm saying?

The movie, like, TopCon is popular because, like, it's infused with him as an actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's nostalgia Tom Cruise, which is a larger tap-in than Tom Cruise. But that's what I'm saying? Tom Cruise is like a fucking megastom. Zipper, Google SEO. What's been searched more this year?

Tom Cruise or Robert Pattinson? Interesting to look at? I feel like this is the worst metric ever. You're about to get your fucking head blown off in the marketplace of ideas with the gun of information. This is not a good... The gun of information is going to blow your head off

and it's going to... There's a fucking... There's an idea in your head. People look things up more often when they don't know what it is already. The rocket launcher of facts is going to blow your chest open. Put an IUD in because you're about a cow in Cambodia. Look it up Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise and then click the picture with him in it.

Do the last... Yep. And then Rob... Bobby Pat. Literally the last time Tom Cruise was popping was that Bobby Shmurda's on computers when he got mentioned. What we said? Bucke-9-9-plus-9-9-plus-A-Boot. Bitch, I'm Bobby with that tool.

Bitch I'm Bobby with that. Robert Patton, can look the picture, yep. All right. Oh, Aiden 1. Gige. It looks like the R-PG of information has saved your life. No, no. We won.

We won. Because Aiden said that they look it up more when they don't know anything about it. Oh, it actually depends. It actually depends. I mean, I just say, I think it depends, do one year, do one year. Is it past three months? Isn't it crazy that Limp Biscuit got pulled to do the theme song for that movie?

Why is it? No, I don't know crazy. That's not meant biscuit. That's corn. Or is it disturbed? Isn't that system of a down? No, it's disturbed. It's disturbed.

Down with the sickness. Limp biscuit. Either way. It's all new metal at the end of the day. It is not system of a down. It's not. It's not. It's not.

I promise. Is it spelled B-I-S? It's, it's, B-I-Z, B-I-Z, K, B-I-T, fucking clever. I did it all for the loogie. What? That's good. That's good.

I'm surprised. Can I say? I'm surprised. Aiden. I think the data's in my favor. I think Tom Cruise has poll, and I think maybe she's a little disrespectful to him. But I think he's also a little felled off. And I think we have to accept this.

I think he's felled off and that he's like less popular than he was. like 10 years ago. I think Tom Cruise's poll is if he does a movie that's really catered internationally. And I think that's really the biggest issue with Digger. Here's what I'm hearing.

We live in a global world. What are we talking about? Here's what I'm hearing is last night you got upset at your girlfriend because she insulted Tom Cruise. And I said, I hope you get in a car crash tomorrow. You got weirdly mad. I got really upset.

And you came to work, answered an email at 8 a.m. For your DOM, your alpha dom. Your Alpha Dome's got an Uber and I ordered. three Uber pay for three separate email chains. And then you get in here, you do this fucking podcast where he's pretending to be in the MLB.

I'm not fucking pretending. I'm on my way. You are pretended. All you fuck said I would never be here where I am right now. You said I'd never have this fucking podcast. I feel like I didn't. Fuck all of you. I feel like I encouraged it. In a way, in a way, I think we kind of did

because I think we guessed you would have quit by now. You fucking said my fiddlesticks couldn't do shit. It did. It did. I literally care. You made it with the Moomoo. I said we fill with sticks. I love your face sticks.

You don't know fucking anything, bro. You don't know fucking anything. I can't wait for you to Sweden. You're going to get a rude awakening. For what? I guess he doesn't know what's going to feel a rude boy. Rubeboy. Rubeboy going to have rude awakening.

I think. I think he's a box office hero. That's true. That's really cool. He's a boxed up here. He's not top 10. What do you mean? He's not top 10.

He's on top 20. Top 10 highest grossing actors Last 10 years Isn't it like fucking The Rock? Scarge Scarj No Scarjo Zeroy is like The Hathaway is like the highest

She's in like every Marvel movie That cleared $2 billion. Wowza. And she's an avatar. And an avatar. Isn't it like Samuel Jackson up there? Yep. Sammy.

I thought he was like two a while ago. Scarjo. That zipper. Um. Huh? Wait, what's that we want? I want. Highest grossing last 10 years.

I want to see if Tom Cruise even fucking on that. Look how is grossing bull. Highest grossing actors in the last 10 years that are also bulls. Highest grossing bowls. In their private lives. And how much are they making? You got to make a lot as a bowl, huh? Find out of the actual list if you can.

Wikipedia below. Last 10 years. Right there. Look with wiki. Yep. Oh, Tom Cruise is in there, baby. Oh shit. Scarjo fell out.

Falky 7. All right. Dean Diesel? Diesel. Tom Cruise is in there. He's actually in there. Damn. Well, this is all time. Wait, Vin Diesel is in Avengers?

My name's... Oh, it's the film itself. I see. Why is it in Halfaway? He's Groot. He's Groot. Vin Diesel is Groot? Vin Diesel is Groot. Are you fucking with me?

No. Vin Diesel's Groot. That is so interesting. I'm Groot. He got paid $700 million. I'm Groot. And then sometimes he's small and he goes, I'm Groot. He does small Groot too.

Can I ask question? You're fucking with me. Who's Frank Welker? Oh, you know. I've never seen this person in my life. Is this voice acting? Oh, is he doing the voice acting in Transformers? I don't know.

Transformers. Oh, is he Optimus? He might be Optimus fucking Prime. Stan Lee. That's cool. Oh, is it because he has all the cameos? Oh, we should have got into movies earlier. Dude, I actually fucking agree with you, dude.

This list is crazy because it's just... Anybody who managed to squeeze in the MCU for 10 years is just on the list. Yeah. A vendor. Endgame is so big. Three Billy. Why is it that we love? They're re-releasing it.

They're re-releasing it. Superheroes. Just because it relates to the human element. So like all language, it transcends language. Is that it? Yeah, really. I mean, imagine a guy, now imagine he can fly around. Yeah, imagine he should be able. Those are sick and they have great values and they stand for people and principles. And China likes them.

So you get all the China money. India probably fucking loves them too. India loves them too, for sure. I was going to say something about And they love Sharru Khan. I was gonna nail Aden to the wall. I was gonna nail him to wall. Oh, is it because he can't do Crillion?

For, uh, for, for once and for all. He can't crack 300 on Gillian. I've cracked 200 on Gillian. It is a bad game because you can, you can manipulate it and game it. Bro, do we talk about how the maker of Crillion's a Ludbud? Yeah. What? Isn't that crazy?

Ludbut known Luddud. Because when Ludd was an answer to the Crillion and his answer had a personal note that was like, he's been in chat. Oh my God. Coco Gap. Cocoa Gub. Goff. Coco Goff, yeah.

Damn. Like all the streamers that had little notes in like the name of Twitch streamer one it was all like people in the sphere like relatable to Ludwig at some level. Stanzy had one? Stans and like super.

Stan's got a shout out on the Krillian. Yeah, yeah. Do you think he was... Now I've seen everything. It was named Twitch streamer. Listen in this game to this podcast right now? The guy who made it? Because we mentioned it probably someone in his life

will send it to another. Crillion guy. Put me in there. Put me some crazy shit. Yeah, yeah. name a podcast with more than 100,000. Dude, Krilyan guy, low-key remove autocorrect?

Autocrack ruins the game, Krilyan guy. I think it needs an overhaul, not a remove. Because I think it's bad gameplay if the answer is like the red, and you put red. Yeah, I guess it's true. You want it if you're trying to like spell, if you're using it genuinely.

It needs an overhaul. It needs to be less broad. It's so cheesable. Because dude, the other day, oh my God, what was mine? the other day it was like name something that comes in rolls and I was like I couldn't think of anything so I started doing the spam where you just spam random things that might come in rolls and I put like potato

or something and it auto-corrected the like straw hat straw hat potato roll from Belgium just straw hat nothing else and then it was like a purple and I was like I guess yeah sometimes you bank the deep cuts is that what you do I don't know I did I don't do that I got a gold

the other day because I remembered it from seventh grade yeah I've seen three gold out of him, by the way. It was a man-made element. I've read it in a book in seventh grade. It's like, this is a man-made element. I put a ridium for that and got read. Here's the thing, dude, I've gotten a gold. Like what? Name it. It was on the stream, I don't remember.

Oh, I do you remember. Are you talking about a single answer? It was a single answer. Wait, I've gotten a gold. I've never gotten a gold. There we go. Do you remember what you're gold? Yes. My gold was in Dora. It was named a letter's A and M in it. And I said, Moritania. Moratania is never gold. I think he's lying. Moratania was a gold that day. I remember. I use it every time. Sometimes they change. They shift.

And Dora used to be a hot purple, now it's gay red. Yeah. Oh, because you know what it is? People are reading what was the top and then using it next time. Because it does repeat a lot. Sometimes you can't get a gold because the answer pool is so short, mostly with countries. So sometimes it's like there's just no gold. I have seen no golds.

Yeah. But, yeah, Aidan, I don't know. You're an idiot because I feel like we've not been together and we've been posting our Krillians. And every time you post, it's like, I got a hundred. And it's like, howl? And it's like, you're playing family fucking few. over there. You're, you are making fun of me on this podcast by exaggerating. I think I exaggerating because sometimes, sometimes I get things like 240. I think I could crack 100. And I,

and I, I think I've ever gone below average and I don't think you ever gone above it. I think I can crack a hundred without knowing the category. I have. I think you give me 25 seconds to spam words. I think I crack a hundred. You get there. Yeah. I think the best score, it's actually been a downhill thing for me because the best score I ever got was when we were behind you on a flight and then I tried it for the first time and then I got over 400 on my first try. He had just watched his girlfriend do it and then did it himself. Then why are you talking to me? Why are you fucking talking to me? I don't think it was a big help. I don't think it was a big help. I don't think it was a big help. I don't think it was a big help. I watched someone do the word all and then I baked it. Wow. Yeah, I got my

girlfriend off. I just had a bull come in and fucking put her over hours. I made her do it. But I made her come. That was me. Hold on. One, that would of course count. That definitely does count. Because I bought him the Uber black. Right. So you get all the credit.

Showing the receipt. Oh, the reason why I didn't, I ignored Jake's message is because we did a poker night the other night. And he, I kept making this joke that he can't speak English. He's from the check. He's a guy from the check and he always shoves. And then he just got this insane hand on me and I was spiteful.

Wow. That's it. I heard HR got rinsed. Oh my God. Disgustingly rinsed. It wasn't, I, okay, I show up to this poker game. It was like just like some of the boys. I thought it was going to be for way higher stakes.

And it's like not. Last time we played it was pretty high. This time it wasn't. So I'm like excited and I'm like, let's do this. and then you sit down. I'm like, okay, it's fine. I play normal. He ends up playing 10% of hands.

Let me tell you this. If in the home game hierarchy, if you need to cut a guy, you're cutting the guy. No, no, because Aiden, you know what he's good at? Messaging the group chat to get him to play again. Is it worth the guy playing 10% of hands? Is it worth the guy playing 10% of hands?

To have the game at all? Yes. Otherwise, the game doesn't exist. I'd rather not. It's actually great because we're saying so many, we're saying so many weird lies here. Not lie. And once I even.

It's not a lie I counted you. Man, you were the one that you pinged. And you offer you used the place. Oh, I didn't ping. It's not a lie I counted. It wasn't me. I thought you pinged. It wasn't me.

I didn't ping. You can cut them. Yeah, we cut them. And I paid. And there's nothing wrong with fault. We're cutting you. You don't give actual. Because if everyone played like you, what do we do?

There is no game. Bringing my bowl to the poker night to play for me. That's not true. Looking at his cards. Nice, nice, nice. What are you going to do now? You're going to. You got a check raise?

It was the same. It's the same. You said it was low stakes and you said it was like pretty high stakes last time is the same blinds for both sessions. I just remember last time going up a good amount of money. Yeah, you went up $900. It was insane. A lot of money.

It's a lot of money at the end of the night. It was more than that. That's pretty crazy. Miles won $900 and you won like, didn't you win like $1,200 or something? Yeah. This game did not approach these numbers. So when I came and I was like, oh, that's fine.

To be fair, I was fine. It's because Atriac showed up. I'm not, I'm not, not going to atrioc each buying is a hundred dollars yeah the blinds are we played one one and atriac showed up and putting five hundred dollars in the first seven hands yeah that's the thing he kept going all in and losing i also did that last time and i kept going all in and people call it all in at a home game well atroch was incapable of folding so i kept calling him pig all night i basically said that i i took what why did you do it's like you can't you can't just take it because

Because little slime here sucked out so many times. So many times. It's actually unbelievable. A suckout means that you have a losing hand, but you get a card that makes your hand a winning hand. The reed different hands were Ariac is up big off the flop. They've gone to the river and slime eaks it out. And then you call him a pig yet. And then he called him a pig.

And then he called him a pig. No, I didn't. I called him a pig after he was incapable of folding. and I tried to run an awesome play. And then you continued to call him a pig for the rest of the game. I said, come here. And I was like, I was pretending that I was licking a $100 bill and slapping it on the side of him.

Can I ask you a question? Please. Would you rather Atriarch set your home game or Aiden's? Oh, you want five Atriok. So why not? He wants an a triad. He wants the guy who puns money. You make him feel good.

It's so, you want me to play 9-2 off. From the beginning... I played probably more live poker than anyone here. That's true. And here is what you do to guys like A. If he is incapable of folding and he wins because you're trying to make an awesome play that impresses everyone with seven deuce

and he doesn't fold because he's a pick, then you can call him a pig because he won. He won the money. And if you suck out on him, you do this. It's like when your friend loses in tournament, you all look away. You suck out, you're picking up and you just kind of like, sorry.

Like you don't say sorry, but you're like, You look a little guilty about it. One of the one of these? Yes. Yes. I've hit that before. You had me. You had me.

He didn't do that. Yeah, because I know how to fucking keep the pig at the table. But I also believe you called him a pig more than you're letting on. Because you're making a tell him you called him pig once. I called him a pig because I knew that I was allowed to do that. If this was a random person? How many times?

40? You think you called A-tracker pig over 40 times? Probably over 40 times. include snorting at him. If you were to include allusions that he's a pig in addition to calling him a pig, do you think you made over a hundred illusions? Do we, do we, and this is a good question.

I'll answer it honestly. Do we count sui? Like calls? Yes, if you're trying to call a pig. If you're trying to call a pig. There was a lot of, wee, wee, we. Any pig noises or calls to a pig would count. Do you think it's over a hundred?

Yes or no? it's probably and you're really aggressive right now is it over 80 it's probably right just answer my question

is it over is it over 50 probably right under a hundred times that I alluded are we counting crushing up sunships and putting it out like feed and seeing if he will notice it like longer than everyone else

as if it was cornmeal are we counting building a trough behind him and with a hammer but nails in my mouth building a trot are we counting bringing out a live pig and saying you know your brother your brother's here, dude, you gotta go? Are we counting suggesting playing in the mud

and seeing if he's down? Yeah, so a hundred times. You know, yeah. Was it over 100? From your estimation was over 100? Well, you weren't playing poker, so you might as well be a record keeper. So how many times was it? I think it was just under 100.

I actually think it was a great estimate. Yeah, because I fucking remember the table state. I also dealt the whole game. I love dealing. The thing is, I played Lucy Goosey at the beginning, and I immediately lost all my money. And I was like, you know what? If I want to get back to even, I got to play a little tired. Dispris shit needs to be balanced tonight.

It's time to fold my arms. And you know what? I added it to the sheet. I think two, three things, you all need to change today. Okay? I'm going to leave you all with something because we got to go. Thank you. Yes, yeah.

Okay, you? First, you listen. I got to get, is this going to be fast? Because I'm going to get to bed. I got to wake up early. Yeah, you go. This is just a note for you. Play a little looser.

A little fun. Play a little looser. Okay? Do you know? Okay. You gotta stop calling him fucking pig if you want to be at the damn table.

Can I be difficult and ask why? Because you want him at the table. And clearly he doesn't take feedback well. He's got his hair transplant because of a fucking redding. So. All right.

And I know, I already know what you're going to say with me? What are you going to say? Keep this shoulder available. Yep. But understand I have one with you. if I ever needed to. And I appreciate that.

And that's all you already know. That's all I'm fucking... Y'all got anything for me? I don't know if I fucking remember you when I'm in the major. Honestly, never give up on you dreams. When I'm in the major, I don't even if I'm going to talk to fuckers like you. That ass is fat and I think I can see it from the front. I want you to never change.

Y'all are going to be begging for tickets when I'm in the world series. I know. I will never want to go to a baseball game. I have some doubt that you would be able to bust to completion without touching yourself and having basically your hands tied behind your but the fact that you believe that you could is inspiring.

I'm saying it counts if I do when I sleep. I'm saying it doesn't. Guys, that's the show. I control it. If you made it this far, you just busted the completion. We'll see you in the premium episode where maybe we'll be doing that.

I literally control it.