The Yard - Ep. 273 - They Got Married!

Episode Date: October 21, 2026

This week, the boys talk about Ludwig & QTCinderella's wedding, the sacrifice for the orb, and how Ludwig leaked the secret group chat.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's how I sound every morning right now. All of it. That's how I sound whenever I send a message to Tim 64. You got the weakest throat in the game. Speaking of Tim 64. How does this happen? How does it happen? Christian had a weak throat.

Are you saying that cutie is weak throat? Is that what you're trying to say? Is that what you're trying to say? Because we all got sick, okay? I didn't get sick. I didn't get it. I didn't. I didn't even feel. little sick. Didn't even get also

Oh my god. Oh my god. What was that? What did you just do? What happened? You've changed the serpent. Yeah, the serpent and went Oh, it barely even fits. Why it's so loose? It just slid. The serpent's old. Archie, if you can zoom it, it literally, it slid down your finger. Yeah, I lost weight. Yeah. It's called the married guy, boss.

Yeah. Oh, you stop putting the dog medicine on your hands. Don't fucking talk about my wife like that. Yeah. I would fucking kill you. You'll fucking kill you. Talk about her throat. That's his wife. You're talking about his throat. That's my wife. She got what, bro? She is a strong woman. Yeah.

Don't even say that. Don't even compliment. Don't even say that. What do you want him to say? Beautiful? Dude, what are you trying to fuck? Are you married? What the fuck?

Fucking kill you, bro. Cut your nuts out, bro. Dude, Tim, at your wedding, he had this big red tie. And I came up to him when I'm like, hi, Tim. And he's like, hi. And we have a very frosty. relationship. But I see him and I say, and I said, you look like

a Republican senator. And then he looks up at me, he's like, everyone's saying that. It was true. He did look a little bit like that on hindsight. Yeah, he did. He had a nice cut though. He had a great

cut. Tim has an amazing hairline. Got a great hairline, bro. He's locked in. It's locked in. He was cleaned up. He shouldn't be messaging you so often. What's it like having a wife. You're a family. What's it even like? Now you have a family. I can't even explain it. That's a fucking crazy thing. I can't even explain it. What does the serpent say? May I touch the serpent?

You can touch it? Too much. Hey, can I wear it? I cut my fucking thing. No. Actually no. Why not? Actually no. Why not? It is literally a taboo thing to do. We're, what's, what's yours is ours? No. No, guys. I don't know how much longer I even do this. Do what? I have a family now. do what i'm actually do you have a family now yes i'm married

have a wife she wasn't but she wasn't your family before she's a girlfriend oh just good what about when she was your fiance because you went on that whole family spiel yeah yeah i was like closer you know but yeah but now she's really your family yeah now she's really locked she's ohana type shit

so nick and his girlfriend have been together about 10 years it's 11 years is that's just an associate that's just an associate roommate that's a roommate with extra steps A buddy. I don't live with my girlfriend. Yeah. She's not a roommate.

At any point, you could go to Bhutan and it would be normal. Right. No one would bat an eye. Okay. They'd be like, yeah, this is, that is normal to deal with Zipper. Lady Jaguar. Lady Jaguar, I'm going to Boatown. Lady Jaguar.

She is Lady Jaguar. Not Zipper, she's Lady Jaguar. Yeah, cutie. Okay, we got fucking married. Let's go. What? Got fucking married. What?

Yeah. The thumbnail should be the pyramid picture. Oh, facts. Do we have it? Which honestly, you guys did really well. No, I don't have it yet. I'm impressed with Nick. I wish there was a pyramid video

because there was a moment where they were like, all right, taking the picture three, and my glasses are doing this. My glasses are like this, right? And I'm bottom middle of the pyramid. So I'm like this, and I'm like, I got to fix it. I can't look like this in the photo. So I'm like, oh.

Dude, it was. Atlas shrugged. Just a simple shrugged. I'm like, yep. Why wouldn't it be... I'm just by like this? Wouldn't it have been funnier if your glasses were off your face

like you got punched? Yes, it would be funnier, but it felt like it was meant to be sentimental. He didn't lock in the phone. He did. He tanked the most weight. He takes a lot of weight, too. That was a great base.

Did he just restore the next day? It's probably why you're sick. It's probably where you're sick, bro. Maybe it was that. He gave all your life energy. All my blood cells all like shattered. Yeah, you were ex-sanguinated from the pyramid. There was a, but we finally took the, we finally took the pyramid photo.

Yeah. Is what I waited all these years for? Pyramid photos lock. Is that the only pyramid that exists? Is there a pyramid every? No, see, that's what I said to Aden right after. I said, I just realized after doing the pyramid, it implies there are four possible pyramids. Well, here's the weird thing about a pyramid.

It's only possible with three or six. Yes, because did you see the yard fan That did a wedding pyramid? Yes. Did they have an uneven? Well, no, was it the groom who was next to it? Yeah, but that's what we did. They had an uneven number And then they had, they had one guy just leaning up against the pyramid.

No, no, that was the group. That was what we did. I think they had a normal pyramid. They had the same configuration. You were in it. Can you look it up? It's on the subred of the pyramid. He didn't do. Wait, I thought you're standing on the side of the pyramid.

Oh, you are. In the photo. I didn't you think. I didn't leave. There's six guys. I thought about this for hours. I was going to be configured and all these bricks. It makes sense at your wedding, you stand beside the pyramid.

In Xerxes, we're the slaves. And when he dies, and when he dies, we'll put him inside us. You're my slaves and I'm Xerxes. He said it exactly. So Ludwig wrote most people little cards about little things to say. And in Ludwig's card for me, he said, we will be buried together. He actually said two things, which I thought was really interesting. He said, we're not going to do the podcast forever.

I'm like, you didn't really say that. I don't know. I just do that. But he also said, we will be buried. together in the environment. In fact, I said, exhum my body to place it where his is. Because I will die

first. I'm going to object to the sentiment. I'll object. You'll have to exhume me and replace me. I'll be dead. It doesn't make any sense. I'll be dead. I don't care. I mean, I guess you can just fuck my body. I don't care. I guess you can just fuck my body. Cause exhum and fuck my body. Exhum and fuck me. Exhum and fuck me. Exhuming fuck me.

Exhum and fuck me. Zerxes. Fuck my eyesholes. Zerxes. Fuck my eyeballs. That's how you fucking sound all the time. He's the wall of the pyramid. How can he be buried with you? What? You're misunderstood. How would be buried? Are you saying I should be buried under

him? I should be buried under him. Buried. I said I'm with you. I'm not maddening for the buries. I hold a fucking after I exhume your fucking butt. I was thinking about when you're 60 and you pass away. I'll fuck your body and I'll take your body out of your fucking grave butt.

I'll fucking cross-checked your fucking deadling body on the side of the fucking I'll crack a little bat and I'll fuck your eyehole back. The accent of a guy who could have gone pro. You play hockey a couple of years. You fucking know I could have gone pro, but. You should have been at the wedding.

Because mostly it's like, it's a bunch of like Qudy's family stuff. It's like half of the people don't know you. You could have just been the ultimate Canadian guy. Yeah, you could have locked in. I did think about this. I did. I thought because I sent slime a message a while ago when I was hanging out with my family in Canada and I was like, I wish you could be a fly

on the wall to see how it activates when I speak to them. It's like I have a sleeper. I have a Canadian sleeper agent inside of me. Oh, this isn't even the one I... Is this a different? This is a different period. Wait, wait, this is the...

Did it have two yard fans done this? Yeah, there was a different pyramid. I actually don't remember seeing this one. There's one that's more recent. I think I did mine better for a couple of reasons. One, I stood next to it. I did not touch you, I did not lean to you. Yeah.

I kept my, I kept my, get my posture straight. Because you're not supposed to enter the pyramid. And I also could be cropped. They're standing like they built the pyramid. This one. Yeah. So this is the one that's more recently. It's cute, but he's leaned too deep.

It's a little too deep of a lean. And also, why is Jay Schlat in the wedding? I was going to say, two bald guys in the groomsmen lineup is pretty rough. I am realizing the pyramid's an evil position for those with not so great hairlines. Because you're looking up on the bald cornerstones. You're looking up in the Mark Zuckerberg face.

And your hairlines up. And I need it. That's a sturdy base, though, man. It is extremely sturdy base. You know what I actually don't like is the lean. The lean is weird. Middle left is kind of shitting the bed here. It looks like man's is causing the lean with his wedding.

I think middle right is like standing or something. It's also bottom right has a longer ape like arms. It's also, can we say it's a bow tie affair. You know, it is interesting. Bow ties play better in a pyramid because these look like weird like tendrils coming down. Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure the wedding is beautiful and I'm sure you'll be married forever. Looks like a beautiful wedding.

Wow. All right. I want to see ours, man. I haven't got to see it yet. Yeah, we'll see it, bro. I have to wait. So this weekend, I think I get it. That's what I was waiting for her to talk about the wedding.

Everyone fucking knew I got married. Yeah, bro. Christ, bro. They read it. It was fast. Yeah, everybody was fast. They were like, they were like, yeah. So anyway, Will and Caroline said they can't attend Qudy's wedding

because they have to attend another wedding. And she posted herself at the wedding. And so they must be at the wedding. I'm like, dude, get a hobby. Get a life. Get a life. Get a life. You anything.

It's crazy. There's so many highlights and I'm trying to remember them all. I mean, I liked that one beautiful wedding, beautiful ceremony. A top, or 10 out of 10. Top 10. Sorry, a 10 out of 10. It was top 10 out of 10. It was a top 10 wedding.

It was a top 10 wedding. That's not that good. I've been, I've been to like 14 weddings. This is like when, this is like when Cody Schwab went up to Kaylin in Australia and said, dude, this is like top 14 tournaments I've ever been to. And Kay was like, go fuck yourself, bro. If ever talk to me again about that shit. Yeah, bro.

Kalyn deserved that because I think Kaylin five-starred his sunburn on that trip. So I think Kaylin deserved whatever it was coming to him on that one. So these guys, all these speeches. And we're going to need to hear it. We're going to need to hear the tier list of the speeches that everyone gave. First of all, they're all beautiful. For whatever reason, in a lot of the speeches, people are calling me fat. I may have caused this inadvertently.

I think. I may have caused this. I don't think you caused this because Maya also did it. Yeah, but do you hear how she did it? Wait, no. Okay, so you don't even forgot maybe. So Maya came to me and she was like, are you nervous by your speech? I'm nervous about my speech.

And I was like, no, not really. It'll be fine. And she's like, I don't know, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, are you making fun of Ludwig in yours? Because it's like a freebie. You make fun, a lot of big, a whole crowd goes wild. And she was like, not really. I kind of just like, say like, I know I give you shit.

I'm like, that's not really giving him shit. I was like, you should call him fat. I just said it straight up. Like, call him fat in your speech. It'll go crazy. And she's like, oh my God, I'm not going to call him fat. And I'm like, that's fine. I call him fat.

And then she goes up to her speech and she goes, Nick said I should call you fat. Crowd goes wild. Everyone looks at me. I'm looking over at Nick. He's like, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. The guy who did that.

Guy who definitely did that. And is also a little pissed. I'm like, that's my joke. I actually believed you, though. That was a good self. Yeah, yeah. Because I looked over at him. I'm like, oh, my.

Well, then do you hear a follow-up? No, I don't remember. I wasn't going to say it until I saw you up there. Oh my God. That's a great. I was like, yeah, you definitely look fat today. I was like, what the fuck, bro? Yeah, I mean, you had a big frumpy ass.

I thought I looked good. You had a frumpy husband ass. You looked great. You fixed your fuck-ass hair that you had the month before for the wedding. I was happy to see it. Dude, I liked my hair before the wedding. You liked it? Well, what I will say is cutie made one ask of me. She said I had to wax my nose hairs. I did it the day before the wedding. I never done it before. It's fast. It was like five minutes,

15 bucks. How do they do it? She literally put hot wax in my nose with like popsicle six, spun it a couple times, waited like a few seconds, goes, it doesn't really hurt because there's not a lot on nerve endings there. Wow. And then she just like got all the straight hairs. What I didn't realize though is that nose hair catches a lot of stuff coming in, but also leaving. And so when I started crying up there.

Oh, snotty. It's naughty boy. Dude, it wasn't snotty. It just fell. It fell as freely as tears, because there was nothing to catch it. Right. It's like when you wax your asshole and you have about a quarter ounce of sweat

sloshing around. That's what my wedding was like. Yeah. It's like when you have an asshole. Yeah. Thanks, man. It was the same thing. Because I wasn't getting there, so I appreciate it.

Well, I wanted to do in the imagery of the similar thing. Yeah, I want my top ten weddings to be. Also, it was hot out there, and if you watch your asshole, that's probably what was going on down there in your frumpy husband ass. Your wedding was like the weeping glands of your asshole. Weeping glands. And it was easily top ten. Top ten?

Fourteen. That's pretty good. And we don't know where in the ten it is. Definitely bottom half of the weddings I've been to, but top ten for sure. All right. Yeah. Appreciate that. No, I think it was my favorite wedding.

I've been to. It was number one. Dude, it was beautiful. And were the flowers fucking worth it or what? I mean, the flowers were beautiful. The flowers were beautiful. You could eat fig off the table. Don't fuck around.

It was crazy. They were like chopped up pomegranates on the table and I would just pick and I started eating one and I was very careful because I didn't want to get red all over me. Yeah, they weren't like, it wasn't like a bowl of pomegranates for people to, hey, here. It was like almost used like pot-hury. Yeah, it was like a decoration. And I'm like, I checked to see if it was fake and I was like not fake. And so I started eating it.

I ate the grapes on the table, too. Yeah. It was good eats. I felt like we were like squirrels foraging and stuff. It was W. FAPs. I'm not above. It was W. FAPS. It was W. FAPS.

Your wedding was W. FAPS. Your wedding was W. Fats. Genuinely the shit, Adam and Eve used to walk in on, by the way. They used to walk in on a garden and it looked like that. Yeah, straight up. They just fucking eat it and shit. And they also said W. FAPS. And then they were like, I want an apple today.

Was it W. FAPS? I think he wasn't allowed to, I don't know. No, but that's the whole thing. They weren't allowed, but then, you know. I don't know. I don't know the story. I don't know it. You adhere to the tradition. I like that.

What? We had a good council meeting. What are you talking about? The council meeting where we all, you know, we all go to the orb and we confer to see if the wedding should go through. Were you at the orb? No, I was not even at the one. No, you're not supposed to be there. I don't know if the orb can draw him on that day.

The council confers at the orb and we judge whether or not the wedding is righteous and true. The venue had one series of. orbs, which would be like outdoor seating for people. You're saying it dismissive and kind of assholeishly. Because you guys at no point. So the wedding seriously has one series of orbs. We did take the wedding seriously. You did not take the wedding serious.

I did. You clutch it with your speeches. I'm going to give you examples and then you're going to fucking backtrack. Because we did a rehearsal, a walk through where we're all supposed to walk out. And the entire time, we have Clayton who's sitting there and he's telling you guys, we do this. You go, Clayton, when will we be at? the orb.

Do we start at the orb? Do you have the orb picture? Didn't it they send to you? Should we go to the orb after we're returning? Or will the orb come to us, Clayton? Am I crazy that you're being an asshole? Dude, he is, no, because the-

You are being an asshole. When the or is speaking through us, you're blaming us for what the- Orm says. Your wedding could not have commenced if we had not consulted it. So there's issue A, Orb, issue B, all right,

We're supposed to do a segment of the wedding where all the groomsmen come to my room and we get ready and there's a photographer. Okay? A photographer's there. You guys are talking crass. I said to the chat's over. Excuse me?

You're talking crass in front of your wedding. No, I read the vibes. She was lit. She's sitting there with a camera. It's a dame in front of seven men getting dressed. And you're talking about Connor how his ass looks. He's got pants for a child A BBL. A Welsh BBL.

It does look like a Welsh BBL and I don't know why. And you're doing all this in front of her. I wasn't commenting on Conner's ass. I just gave it a look and I went and then I continued on my day. She was laughing. No, I realized that she was laughing for one. But two, all the photos were better because fucking pedophile Christian was smiling.

Don't call him that. Boy, you're your best man. Yes. P.O.C. I didn't know. I didn't know that the best man. got order around on wedding,

Oh yeah, he get bitch Christian, you do this, Christian, you do this? Yeah. Christian, come over here, fucking do this. All right, yeah, I don't do it. I didn't know it was like that. Bezma, need some fucking help.

Yeah. And again, you guys are, these clowns are worried about the orb. I need someone. I wasn't worried about the orb. We were comforted by the orb. The orb felt worried about us. I feel like,

well, oh. This is the orb. What the, what the, I was trapped? I told you. I told you. I've never seen this room.

The picture came out so much better than I thought. We conferred. But we were taking. He just be saying goodbye. We conferred. Let me explain. Let me explain. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. So we had the council meeting. The orb sort of presents itself. And oftentimes if the wedding, you need to test, if the wedding is not righteous, you need to sacrifice a member by putting them into the or. There's nothing sacred. It's nothing sacred. You should be happy about this because here's what happened. I submitted myself as the second best man.

So I'm like Christian's too important. It would be tragic. And I said, if this wedding be true, and I said this the orb, if this wedding be true, may I explode inside of the orb. And my blood paint the walls.

Disgusting. And I sat there. What are they trying to do? Make it happen? No, they're just respecting. Well, we're trying to send as much antimatter power

into the orb to protect him. It's futile. Nick, you're making a thumbnail face, I snuck into the orb. Like, what are you talking about? You are. Well, I was just... Everyone's lending their power. You're sneaking into the fucking orb scoombo.

I was just remembering Monday's coming when we come back, and I'm like, just in case. Yeah. Like, just in case we got to make this the thumbnail. So Pete was there as well, because we were all just like talking and bullshitting before this orb ceremony, which I was terrified about. There's nothing sacred. Because it might have blown my bones apart. You know what, dude?

Here's what I'm thinking, dude. It's going to be my funeral. Right? I'm going to die first. You're all going to be there. attending. You're gonna find like a small outhouse. You're gonna go, it's the cube. We have to respond him in the cube, boys. Boys, we need to all lift the cube. And then we'll open it, he'll be inside. It's a respawn. We would. Isn't it weird when he got married there was an

orb and here there's a cube? I mean, in my, in my, there's a respawn van. In my grief, I probably would go to an outhouse because your funeral would take place in Alabama or something for some reason. Yeah, that's where I died on the fucking 55. Yeah, on the 55 going going a million miles an hour. And I would go and I would try to say Ludwig, up here, I would try. I would try. I would give it a best. Because at that point

shapes are obviously a theme at your events, right? Because it's pyramids, orb, cubes. Because Ludwig, it wouldn't be awake. We should be able to summon you back probably. This is, you know what? It's all right because you guys had great speeches. And that was the only job I gave you.

I think you're not being thankful. So this is actually behind the scenes of the orb. We didn't actually know slime was going to be gone forever. So we were sort of just like hanging out, didn't realize the stakes yet. Yeah. Right. We're just good for. I was waving.

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And probably because we did this. Thank you, bro. Thank you for saying that to him. The ring speaks. There's a ring? Is it a ring? ring. Okay. Everything was fine. Okay. You crossed the line when we were around the cake and I was trying to take pictures. You remember this. I wasn't part of this. I'm excited. I didn't do this. I remember. You were there. I remember. We were around the cake. It was right before we were going to walk out and start the ceremony. And we're taking picture and we're doing a TikTok. And there's cuties. take it's set up. It's beautiful. She made her own wedding cake.

Yes. And I'm saying, guys, watch the cake. And what is fucking, I start doing? Oh, I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it. I think this. I think this was probably me. I didn't do this. It was, it was not me. I wouldn't do this. I kept saying, I kept saying, what if we dive into the cake for the TikTok? Oh, I'm going to dive into the cake. Oh, I'm going to dive into the cake. A handful of cake. A handful of cake. You get a face moment. Because my job is just to not fuck shit up on the wedding day. Yeah.

And I'm, I'm responsible for you guys. Oh, fuck, fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck you. You trapped us in that little room.

Oh my God. The little room was insanity. We had to. We were trapped in a hot little room dressed up in our monkey suits. And then Nick had to employ Michael to describe TikToks and Instagram reels to him because we were bored. Yeah. So it was a phoneless wedding. so we did not

which was actually lit but it was great but you have to understand what that does to us like you're wondering why we're so riled up we don't have our phones right

so I go to Michael I say Michael you're my phone and I'm gonna scroll you Michael scroll and he goes okay okay a video and it's a Chinese family and I'm like scroll

it's a motorcycle accident and I'm like in Chinese motorcycle Michael's algorithm was fully Chinese I like he was going through what he just watched.

And then I was like, oh, it's not, it's not TikTok. It's, it's, it's, uh, do you. It's, do you actually made him, one of them was a Chinese factory worker accident and you actually made him restart it. I said, I said, I looped it. I'm watching it again. They re-describe it to me.

Yeah, you guys were releasing it. Dude. You took our phones away. My only reprieve because Michael, Michael couldn't keep the channel going was talking, talking to Clayton. And I had to, or us bro. It wasn't, I Like we were all in a room.

You're acting like it was fucking hell, bro. That's what this podcast is. We're in a room we chat. And you're asking Clayton weird shit, bro. You never met the fucking guy. Dude, you were grilling that guy. This guy was helping with the wedding. And Aiden goes,

what is your greatest regret and your biggest accomplishment? That's like his third question. After, like, what's your name? Yeah. I did my ocular pat down. And then I began inquiring. Yeah. To make sure that he was safe for the rest of the wedding.

He was like, That's my greatest regret. I don't know. My greatest accomplishment, probably my son. And we all went, oh. He didn't have a biggest,

he went with the classic. He said, I don't have a biggest regret. I don't regret anything because every decision in my life has, you know, led to consequences and learning. Scroll,

scroll, scroll, next regret. Oh, you don't regret hitting a guy with your car and him flying off the side of the road and landing into a big tree and you were changed forever.

You don't regret that? You don't regret that? Because we all did that. Everyone did that. We all handled that ourselves when we were teenagers when we did that. Yeah. Yeah. In Colorado.

There was a fiasco. What? At the wedding? No. There were many. There were a few. There's a few. Okay.

A few we shan't. I'm a little concerned of the fiascos you're talking about. I would love to know the fiasco you're talking about. I'm talking about the fiasco where Conner's pants were made for children. Oh my God. He did something fucked up. So Connor received the wrong tuxedo pants. And they were like basically.

caprice on him. Dude, they were genuinely for children. He looked like a toy soldier in the Nutcracker. He kept doing this thing and it was, I was like, I was trying to chill him out because like, what he was describing me is like, dude, Michael would fit into these pants. And all he kept saying is like, it's just made for a child, like

a toy monkey. I guess it's just a toy monkey's pants. Whoever would fit into this. It's just absolutely a childish, literally a small, like a midget, perhaps. And Michael's just like... Those are mine. I'm like, bro, chill the fuck out. We have low a short, awesome, lit fucking friend. You'd need to fucking chill up. But he, he was so

irate, and his big ass was just speaking whispers to him like Sauron. I don't think it's like that. No, it speaks, whispers to him like Sauron. You're talking like Michael's a Mexican man, he's saying like things that are racist towards Mexicans. He's just saying the pants were small. No, he was not just saying the pants were not hurting. He was, he was

like talking about how insane it was that pants exists like this. I don't even remember this. He was just like, who would this fit? They're ridiculous. They're so tiny. It's just, it's why, I guess you should get symbols because I'm in the circus. You know this is most ripping is, man, his accent is weird. Yeah.

It is the hardest hard to deal. Because it's not British. Yeah. I think I can get to his tamber, but I can't do his accent. Yeah, he had to buy pants day of. I don't even think I told you to this. Oh, really? Well, not on the wedding day for sure. Yeah, she was. There's no value in telling her that Connor's pants don't fit and he has to go to the store. He might be a bit late. Yeah, we took a bunch of photos as the groomsman and Connor's not in most of them. Because he was at the mall getting new pants.

Dude, I kept getting ridiculed and sort of shut down, really, honestly, really meanly by you guys for all this awesome idea I had. And I was saying, if I ever happen to get married, I have, you're starting to nod your head, you're not going to laugh at me. Can I have the floor for some fucking respect? No one said anything, bro. I didn't say anything. We're going to say some shit in a bit. Yeah. I actually know exactly what I'm going to say.

This is for the viewers. Imagine you are at a wedding. And after the bride and groom marry each other and they become husband and wife, they engage in the wedding fight. And the groom, he takes all of his groomsmen. They get into a boxing ring. And one by one for one minute straight, he fights them all like a train. Yeah. And it's the wedding fight.

And there was a detail you left out. the winner has to marry her. I don't, you guys made up that detail, I don't like it. Obviously. I just have to live with humiliation. No, obviously you're not allowed to be wed if you lose the fight. Yeah, you can't lose the fight. What father would allow their daughter to be taken by a man who lost a fight at the wedding fight?

That's up to her, right? Maybe she wants like a pathetic loser, physical loser. You'll spend the rest of your life with her. It's just the technicality on the paper. It's got to be our name. You know what I mean? like, can I pivot this idea a bit?

Please. Because I actually think he has legs. I do too. I think imagine it's a wedding. But you don't fight your men. That's your men. Okay. You've chosen them.

You should fight the father of the bride to the death. I think they just used to do this. You should fight the father of the bride to the death. And then when they say, does anyone have any objections? Anyone objects, you also have to fight. That was a fire at your wedding. That there was, and if anyone has any objections. I'm like, I haven't heard that.

out of a wedding ever. Yeah, they don't say it anymore. It was pretty cool. Apparently you don't have to say it. I made a joke because Cudy's brother officiated the wedding. I made a joke during the rehearsal. I was like, I've been rehearsing my, my objection.

I'm going to be like, and he looked at me and he said, don't worry, I got you. Like, I'm going to ask it. I'm like, dude, thanks, bro. And he did. I was like, oh. The amount of people who said they were going to do it, it was crickets when it happened.

Yeah, because that's when the rubber meets the road. Because then you're like, it would be a big. statement to do it. Slime, I think it was during rehearsal. Also, it's funny you were not sitting at any point. Yeah, you were standing.

I know. This is before I thought about it. Sit down. Get in the seat. Slime leans over to me, win this idea. This idea was born in the rehearsal. And slime leans over and he goes,

this is actually the first time I've considered getting married is the idea that I can fight all you guys. Yeah, I was thinking about like, I'm dead serious. This actually made me consider it. I was like, this would be so fun.

And, and you know, I get to marry my girlfriend. do I love. Why would you fight us? Because it's like it's a celebration. It's like a celebration of all the how far we've come and how strong we've been just like a little prick of a man and he marries someone and he picks a bunch of children

as his best one. Well I was saying I was like, okay. All my groomsmen are kids. I was like, it obviously be you guys. And then Christian's talking about yeah, so who like, who do you take? And I'm like, okay, Nick Aden obviously sleeps easily. And I'm like, Ludwig's the final boss. Like that's like the tough one.

Like I have to deal with Ludwig and that's like the big fight, right? That'd be so insanely fun to watch. But I'm sitting here, and this is what I agree with you guys, I kind of have to throw a fight and not against you specifically, but if I'm in the wedding fight and I'm one of the groomsmen,

I can't win. You have to throw. I have to throw. I think, but it's ceremonial, right? No, no, no, it makes sense. Think about how mad he'd be if you do. That's nasty, bro. With him specifically, he'd be mad,

but like, to me, it's, like, winning, I don't want to, I can't. I can't get a second wife. I don't, this whole wife acquiring thing, I think is the wrong idea. I just want the fight. And also, let's say if it was your wedding and we all had to fight you. Yes.

I'm not holding back. Please do. Why? Because I want to win on my wedding day. It's my wedding day. I would kill you. It's like a wedding is like a birthday that happens once a lifetime. Yeah, that's why they're more important than birthdays.

Yes. Is there a dream, like in your dream scenario here, is the bride fighting her bridesmaids as well? If she wants, yes. Why don't just, why don't the grooms and fight the bridesmaids? Oh, wow. Why don't we just have a card? No, we would have a card. No matter what, you have a card.

Be a Taylor in the ring. Just duking it out, bro. You got the headgear on and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is my idea. It was laughed at, and I was humiliated. I was laughed out of the wedding. They literally chased me away with canes and shit.

And I was running away. Part of the wedding that got me was, all right, it's happened. It's the ceremony. It's happening. It's emotional. There's speeches. People are crying.

Lubbock's crying. I think it was either during your speech or during QD speech, in walks for streamers late. Can we, oh my God, did you see them up there? I like, I don't even want to fucking, I'm actually genuinely so mad at all of them. I hate them till I die and I told them that. Dude, I literally said out loud, I couldn't help it.

I went, of course. You saw them like come in the back. And then I saw, and I looked, I sly looked at my watch. I don't remember this. I was locked in. It was a disgusting in my way. I was, because the wedding also started 30 minutes late

and then it was like another 15 minutes into the ceremony. It was like a crazy about to be late by. I'm getting tilted. I don't even want to talk about. I talked to the streamers in question. I talked to them after. And they're so like embarrassed and like all this stuff. And I was like, I was like, oh, it's all good.

At least it's just cutie Cinderella's wedding. Like she won't, she won't care that you know. She chose her gamer tag based on a Disney princess. She won't care that you weren't gorgile. And they all went... I talked to them after and I said... And they tried explaining and I said, I will never forgive you until I die.

Yeah. And I said that to all of them. And I mean I will never forgive you guys until I die until I'm fucking dead. Yeah, I didn't notice this because you know me. Because Christian wouldn't do this for you because he was a little drunk.

And the bills had just one. So he wouldn't have done this for you. But if I noticed this, I would have clean. taking all their heads off, Samurai sword Yeah, I know. I would have done that for you. Christian wouldn't do that. You would do that for you. You've done that for me. Just letting you know.

It was, I had the exact same reaction as you. I was like, I saw it in the back there all, because they have to, they come in so far behind where the wedding is happening. And I just, I see who it is and I'm like, Uh-oh. And they had like a late to the yard ass excuse. They were on some like wrong exit type excuse. And I'm like, we're really leaving with a with a 10 minute window of failure. 180 people figured it out.

But I guess it was tough. It was tough probably to figure out. What can you do? But yeah, dude, I fucking cried a bunch. You did cry so much. Oh my God. I think the part that sent a lot of people is there's this magical moment.

Because I cannot express how beautiful the venue is outside. Like it is the background. It's honestly like a windows screen saver like something they would put in deep. default paintings for the rest of like that's the background of the wedding. Guy who's never been to Colorado.

It just looks like my backyard. That's also beautiful though. Also a beautiful place. Also a beautiful. I grew up in a more beautiful state than Colorado. No, you didn't actually. No, it's a disgusting state. Colorado is beautiful state.

Washington's day. I'm beautiful to Colorado. Can I ask you questions on? Let's say you're married to those beautiful women in the world. I'm imagining it. Is she still the most beautiful woman when you wake up next to her year 50? Lady Jaguar is still the most beautiful. So then why is the view any less beautiful just because you've seen it

every day. Wow. Wow. Wow. No, no, I'll say this. Lady Jaguar gets some miles on her. Okay. Well, the mountains don't. The mountains don't. The mountains don't, bro. 50 years don't. The venue is so incredible. And the music, everybody's there. The flower, the flower girl does these like, like movie-esque turns as she throws the flowers down the aisle. And then Cudy comes up, Qudy comes up with her dad.

And then the music like soars. And then you look at Ludwig, he is literally blubbering. Like his whole jaw is shaking. He looks like, you had like the anime tears where it was like a waterfall on the sides. And because it was coming out your nose.

Yeah. I had to ask because you guys all had pocket square. As I said, Christian, give me your pocket square. Yeah, that was lit. I liked that. And then I was just like,

because I was just fucking losing it. Yeah. I cried, do you know when I first started crying? Well, I cried a bit rehearsing my vow in the bathroom, but the first time I cried for real is when you walked out, I cried. What? I thought of you dying. Really? Yeah. This is what makes me cry to you sometimes. You were like, he's just so close. No, this is what? I remember way back, way back when you recorded that Christmas album, I remember I would listen to it in the car and be like, if Ludwig was dead and I was listening to this, I would be a wreck right now. I saw him walk out. I saw him walk out. And I was like, this is what I remember when he's dead.

Is this, this walk that he has with his head not up enough? I didn't have it up enough. He doesn't have it up enough. I didn't have it all the time. I should have my head up more, but I was looking down. When you die, I'll say that. I always said it wasn't up enough. Thank you.

Exume him, by the way. Fuck my eyes. Fuck my eyes. Circuses. Exhuming him. Fuck my eyes and making sure my head's up. And then, yeah, when she walked out, I fucking lost it. She kept it together.

Well, she don't like crying. So she escapes tears by making joke. I only cried one time and it was during her speech. Her, dude, so we did our vows. Her speech was a, it was so good. Crazy line.

I was, I was, I was adamant. I didn't choose a lot of what happened out of the wedding. I was just like, yeah, you know,

do whatever. And then she was like, oh, should we do this? I was like, I try to make it as big as possible. But the one thing I was adamant and I was like,

we got to do our vows out loud. Yeah. I think it's kind of beast. It is beast. It is beast. And, and so I wrote mine, and my whole thing

I was like I just want to be sweet I don't want to be funny I just want to be sweet yeah yeah so I did my vows and I thought my vows are pretty good you're good I was like I spent a long time writing um I was fucking and then I also had this cool moment where I brought up

how like whenever she runs to a straight cat she wants to take it home and then a cat walk the cat was magical that was crazy it was a cat did you notice what the cat did I actually became spiritual for a moment oh yeah chilled in front of my dad's it went inside in front of your

dad's empty seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, and then after it was done doing it, walked over to cutie's moms. It was like, it was incredible.

And said, peace be with you, Bill. And it was wearing a suit. They got in the fort I did, but it got in the form and then the organ

took it off. Wow. What a magical web. And so I did my vows. And then she did her vows in like, fuck me. Afterwards,

they were great, but after like maybe 15 people went up to me like, yeah, dude, her vows mugged yours, by the way. I was like, okay. Dude,

oh my God, speaking of getting mugged squeaks, I didn't see him for most of the weekend until I think the day of the wedding. And because, but I saw him in passing. And he was like, we kind of like our eyes met

and we just like looked at each other. And then he comes up to me. And he's like, oh, it was after my speech. Came up to me. He's like, Your speech fucking sucked, by the way.

And I'm like, that's the first thing you've said to me. And it was like, honestly, power move by me. He's right. He's right. Yeah, he's right. That was my first director of spookster. Yeah, he mugging. Yeah, he mugged me really good.

Yeah, I loved, obviously, I loved your both of your speeches, but I love your sister's speech. Oh, yeah. That was amazing. She pulled out, she had this anecdote because she had an actual diary entry from when she was 10, right? Yeah, it was like her, she said it was her first diary entry, at least that she had. And it was like talking about like, she was like, you know, Dear Diary, like Luddly is playing Mario Kart. I love watching him go from eighth place to first place and win. It's so cool. He's so cool.

And then it was like also when Aaron Carter was my boyfriend and I love him. And then she like connected it. She's like, and then I watched him race F4 as an adult. And it was like she'd connect those two moments. It was so beautifully put. Dude, all the speeches were money as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, there were great money.

I cried at, I think almost every speech. almost I cried less Saturday You know cry of Christians or you cry of Christians Because Christians When a dad stand-up set

Christians is funny bro Christians was great Christian Shout out second Chat out second place What do you say What was the Christian cut up there

He goes Yeah so Metloid We were like six And He didn't make our soccer team When we were young Which is funny

Because my dad was a coach Shout out Bill Which killed Which killed And, you know, we went on the play where in the championships didn't win. Shout out second. Shout out second place.

Shout out second place. Yeah, dude. I mean, he was nervous. You guys were nervous too. Let me tell you this, bro. It was, I was, for a week before the wedding, I was like beside myself with anxiety. I didn't want to fuck it up.

And I was, I was nervous the whole time. I was really stressed out. I could tell. I could tell when you two, too, because they gave us like fucking, like, voyeuristic chairs for your speeches. No, you're so close when we read ours. Set up was a little jank for ours.

Yes. Because like I got a little owned by the speakers. Yes. And it was like a little deep of a room. But I was right there. And I could see you guys, both of you guys when you were doing it. Fucking. I was shaking.

No, I, yeah, I get like a, I was not mentally nervous at all. But I get like a physical reaction when I do speeches where I'm just, I can't not shake. I'm just like shaking the whole time. But I felt fine. I felt like totally comfortable. That's what it feels like so much work. when it was happening to you?

Like, I thought I was shaking so bad that my voice was shaking and people like weren't going to be able to understand the speech. Now you're really clear. This is weird nergis guy. This is weird fucking nervous guy. I was also a little sad because I had my whole speech memorized.

And then after the wedding, I was, I remembered when you had told me you were going to get proposed. And I remembered that moment. And I was like, oh, I'd like to add that in. And I'm not, I don't think I feel comfortable enough

like freeballing when I put it in. So I'm going to write it in. And then I didn't have a way to print it because the fucking business center at the hotel had no one working it. I was like, fuck, I can't print it. I had to do everything I didn't want. I had to look at my phone. Yeah, the phone's tough. I hate. I made fun of Maya.

I was like, well, because she did hers. Me and Maya's did ours on the wedding day. And before that, it was like this pre-dinner and where a couple people did there. Christian did his. And I was talking to Maya, I was like, you're going to read off the phone? You know, it's like minus a thousand aura. Because I had my memorized.

and then she's like, should I not? Is that bad? I'm like, yeah. So she actually ended up printing it off or writing it, I forget. And then I, like Nick, forgot or wanted to change mine,

couldn't memorize it, pulled out the phone, looked like an asshole. And she mugged me. Good mom. I had a funny moment with Tina Kitten where she came up to me and she was like,

hey, could you please send me a transcript of your speech? And I was like, oh my God, that's so sweet. Of course. Yeah, I'll do that after. And I'm like,

I'm like, yeah, did you like it? She's like, no, I just couldn't hear it. God. That's so crazy. That's so sweet you wanted to read it though. I was like still sweet in a different way. Yes. Yeah, I'll say it.

That's crazy. That is funny. She's like, yeah, basically no one could hear it in the room. No, the first room could. There's three rooms and the first one could hear it And no one else could. Hey. And I was like,

tough crowd, tough crowd. I heard it, let's keep it pushing. And it was funny because like, like, it's like that episode of SpongeBob where like, Squidward puts his tentacle out and no one says anything. And then SpongeBob puts his hand out and the crowd goes wild.

Yeah. That was me with saying Ludwig's fat. Like I would say something that I thought was like poetic and like put you guys, framed you guys really well and crowd would beat crickets. And then I would be like, and Ludwig's like insane weight is just getting out of control. And like it felt like everyone heard that. I think yours was the funniest.

I thought a lot about this. And I was like, there was a very clear cadence of keep bringing up Ludwig's weight in a very rhythmic way. Yeah. That was really, very special. So you brought it up like maybe, maybe.

And so it was, it was really special. And I thought it was, it was really inspired, really. The way you just kept doing it, adding on to the joke. Great.

It was great, man. Yeah. Yeah. The serpent. Wait. It burns. It was sweet too. Well, I think Nick's big,

Nick's big problem is the very beginning of his speech relies heavily on like a set up. A set up. Oh, so sad. Oh, yeah, because you're set up. The Mormons in the audience. I asked her, I was like, about what percentage of your, before I was like,

what percentage of your weddings being Mormon? She's like over half. And I was like, perfect. And then I asked, do we have any Mormons in the room? One guy. But they're all, and they're all sitting at the back where the speakers don't work.

So none of them heard Nick's saying. think also a lot hurt it and didn't woo. And I think they were, yeah, they were just like, don't get me involved with this guy. And I was like, fair enough. Fair enough. So I had to flip it out. The guy was a full sleeve. Oh, is foolish?

Zipper said it was foolish. I owe him a fucking edible arrangement. Yeah. He lifted you up. Yeah. But I had to flip it. Like, oh, it's going to be really easy. Wait, is it not?

Are you supposed to say, Latter, believers in Latter-day Saints and not Mormon? Yeah, I don't know if they would self-identify as Mormon anymore. That's also true. Whoa. LDS? Hey, any LDS in here? LDS. LDS is Mormon is the

not pejorative but like simplified crude. It's a crude. The crude way to refer to members of the Yonge Miss the Tech. So you feel we didn't take it seriously but we made up for our faux pause with our speech. Yeah your speeches are great. Bees you really well first off what do you mean I don't think you guys had a 15 minute diatri about the org. The orb didn't fucking bother anyone we went to get the or we included P in the

orb see yeah why I didn't want to bring it up And you had a flawless wedding because of the orb. You're not even thanking the orb. This is why you'll be punished. It wasn't the orb that did that. It wasn't the orb that did that. Bye everyone.

It's time for me to go. So we're all at the brunch place the day after the wedding. And that's where me and nicked at our speeches. And Lenny Jaguar's there. Slime's girlfriend is there. this very like sort of like

professional riding the line between like you know nice and professional sort of dress it's gray we match we were gray and she has this pin of a jaguar it's a brooch there was many brooches

cutie thrifted like 50 brooches and then gave all the men in the wedding a ensemble of brooches she spent like two nights coming up with everyone and you got a jaguar as one of your brooches Did you return the Jaguar?

No. Well, she, I was told, I was told, because Cudy's like, all right, send all your brooches back to Ludwig unless you want to keep them. Yes. And I was like, I'm keeping the Jaguar. Well, no, it was funny because that message, if I remember, came from Ludwig. And he was like, guys, we need the brooches back. Like, we got to get them back in case you really, unless you really want to keep one.

Yeah. It was framed like to keep one as kind of a thing. You're taking it from Cudy. Like, I felt like, like, QDy wants all them. And I still, despite this. I got to keep one. I want to keep one. So I kept one.

And then I gave him to cutie and I was like, hey, I'm, here are your broches back. I'm sorry. I kept one. I wanted to keep one. She was like, oh,

you want to keep all of them? It's totally fine. I don't care. I was like, Loebode would seem like you really wanted all. It did feel like that. She was like, she was like so weird.

I did not ask that for that at all. I love what she does that. She just starts, she berated you. Fucking Ludwig. She was like, I don't know why he did that's so weird. A dumbie dumpy,

only dumper. She just wanted to make sure that if someone kept the broches, they wanted to keep them, as opposed to like forgetful or just like have them but don't ever use them. So I try to make it seem like, oh, if you really like it, keep it, because then you'd be like, oh, I actually do really like this, as opposed to like, this is whatever. Yeah.

It's an insane amount of compliments on them. It was like every person that came up to me, it was like, these are so cool. Yeah, we had just got them that day. So anyway, he got a Jaguar bro. Yeah, I took mine. And before me and my girlfriend went to brunch, I pinned it on her, and I'm like, you wear this now.

Yeah. And she arrives and I immediately create a character named Lady Jaguar. And she's very well connected. And we tried to call you the Jaguar and you kept correcting everyone and saying, I'm the prey. Yeah, I'm her prey. I'm the prey. And she's just like, doesn't care about the guy.

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Maybe they'll come back. You and Qie were sitting at a different table. Like there's all these tables over the room. And we were in our booth for a while because the line to get food was right in front of ours. So we finally get up. And then slime begins to like show her around the room and introduced her to different groups of tables. Like came up to you and QDia. It's like, this is Lady Jaguar. And everybody has to like engage with the bit like, oh, it's so nice to meet you. She did shake hands. Yeah. You know, she would. She wouldn't. She wouldn't correct. She wouldn't correct. And like, like, Random people who haven't been at her table for the past 45 minutes are listening to Slime go, I'm her prey. Oh, and I'm the prey.

Dude, I think it was Fan Fan and Emily came up to me and my girlfriend. We were waiting in line. And she's like, I'm sorry, are you, are you slime's girlfriend? And she's like, yeah. And they were like, we have been watching you all weekend. We just didn't believe that. that you and him were together and I'm just smiling

and I'm just like caught what can you say you're like touching the orb like smell like what you're like do you smell like the orb you know they're just like trying to ultimately really flatter her and and I'm just

I love being this I've been this guy most of my life I feel like where I've kind of just pulled higher than I should be and I just get to like do a cool dance and have an accordion. And like, yeah, I guess I guess I'm, they fuck with me.

I feel like, just standing there in like Giorg mode. Yeah. Poof, like, poop out. I just burp-ray loud. I'm smiling. I'm fun to be around. What can you do?

Just a fucking delight. Just fucking delight. You're putting all the buffet. You're scooping the buffet food into your hand. Oh, her? Yeah, no. I reprae. Like scooping out your suit to put it in a...

I met L.A. Jaguarplah a few years ago. And I've always been praying. But yeah, I mean, it was definitely top ten. Dude, can I say one of my highlights of the weekend was going to that fucking arcade? I had a blast at that arcade. Oh, yeah. That arcade was lit. There was like a weird amount of yard fans at the arcade. And one guy came up to me.

I was in the middle of playing deathball. new favorite arcade game. Deathball's fire. Dude, I was having so much fun playing Deathball. And I'm sitting there and a guy comes up

and he's like, I'm so sorry to bother you. And he puts his hand out like this. And I just do this. And he goes, gaming's on me. And he drops like 200 quarters in my hand.

And I'm like, I just receive his load. His boon. I receive his boon. And I'm like, and I was like, thank you. Could you see a boon?

And then he disappeared into the crowd of goth teens. And it was free deathball the rest of the day. Yeah. Dude, I do think there is a big yard cohort in its ex-Mormons. Dude, that's what I noticed being there. I was like, I think there's such a extreme, like, religious center in Utah that the alt scene is, like, aggressive.

Like, there was, like... Yeah, I feel the same way. There was, like, teens with, like, like, movie gotts and, like, movie cugs. Cigarettes were definitely back there. Everyone smoking cigs. There's, like, teenagers laying down on the concrete and, like, laughing and, like, laughing, And like playing little game. And I was just like, this is so overkill.

It was sweet because they were all having so much fun. But I was just like, oh, wow, it's like so much more aggressive than L.A. There is, we were playing Killer Queen at the arcade. Fun game. And such a, if you guys have not played Killer Queen, a fine arcade that has it, bring four friends. Killer Queen. It is so fun. Ludwig is piloting us because we're all so stupid.

God, my team is some idiots. Yeah, we were bad. I put Nick on Queen. Nick started getting hella agro. He died through times and be like, what? Do you? I just did all the rules of Killer Queen. I just haven't seen it before.

And I was like, I started getting the hang of it. I'm going to get the orb. Once I realized you could go from being like a whatever they're called a henchman to being a warrior, I was farming their queen. But the other team is also a bunch of chuds, but one guy who's clearly really good at Killer Queen. And every time we would play a game win or lose, he would put a quarter on our side. And there was an etiquette that none of us understood because we thought it was when we won, they were paying for the next game. Or when we lost, they were like saying we want to play again. And he just kept putting quarters.

And I was like, what is going on? And then I went over and Shake Drills like, you want to play me in Mortal Kombat? And I'm like, sure. And Shakespeare's was farming me in Mortal Kombat. And I'm trying to figure him out because he knows all, he looked up all the combinations. I don't know any of the combinations. Do you remember which Mortal Kombat it was? Was it a 2D1 or 3D1?

I think it was MK2. Okay. It was 2D. And he's farming me. And this guy kept coming over and he was doing, I'm not even like, he was doing this. you put a quarter down and he'd go like this and then he would run away

and I'm like oh that guy wants next you put a quarter down and so we'd finish our game and we'd look around and the guy's not there was it another boon? It was I thought maybe it was a boon

and I was like interesting one quarter boon so interesting but then he'd come over and he'd put five down and he'd do the same thing and he kept leaving and I'm like what's going on so eventually I had to catch him

he was trying to do it again like five minutes later and I turn around I got them I'm like I'm like, tell me, what is your etiquette, man? What, what is it? And he goes, he shrugs, goes,

and then he ran away. And I was like, do you, are, do you like the yard? And he's like, I don't know what that is. And he just, and he, I think he was just a man. What if it's just a man who wants to fuck him? Going around, was it a, maybe trying to fuck me or shake drizzle, but really just giving people free play. Yeah.

Well, it's not free play. He wants a little play himself. He does, maybe wants a little bit. A man lost little play himself. Well, I found out from the Killer Queen that Killer Queen is a game that requires a lot of people to play. You can't you? You can have eight, can't you?

Or is it six? Oh, wow. You can have up to 10 people playing. Up to 10, and the game is best when it's full. And it's better when it's full. And so we had a full cab, and they just wanted us to stay. Keep playing.

Yes. And I think the guy on their side wanted us to stay. And so afterwards, I just returned all the coins. Yeah. Big Pah said, here, have your coins back. Yeah. I'm okay, paying.

We had fun playing. Yeah. But that's what he told me. He was like, yeah, we just wanted you guys to keep playing. Okay, okay, okay. That makes sense. That's cool. Were you stressed about the wedding?

I was very not stressed at all now. The only thing I was stressed about was nailing the vows, but I'd done like a decent enough job writing them that I think I knew them. And then the dance. The dance. How did the dance look? It was amazing. It was great.

It looked like a movie. She fucked it up horribly. Did she? God bless my wife. It was really cute because you were counting her steps. Yeah, yeah,

and it was like, oh, he's counting for her. Wait, how'd she fucking up? It looked good. Yeah, just so off count. So,

and it's a sashet and she's pulling away. What is that about? Okay, all right. It's a box step and the left foot's on my left foot. Uh-oh, how'd that get there?

I didn't realize she was a klutz. Oops. No, uh, we, uh, well, she did her dance with her dad,

which she spent, probably triple the amount of time working on than our first dance. Dude, I missed this. Describing her dance with her dad was so funny because no one believed me. Because everyone had, like, it wasn't announced that it was going to happen or anything.

So like my girlfriend, Aiden, like so many people are just, oh, they're getting photos taken, they're not in the room, whatever. And they come back and they're like, oh, we missed anything? And I was like, yeah, cuties dad and her did the entire Napoleon Dynamite dance.

And they did a costume change where they were wearing the boots as well. and they did it the whole thing to completion. And they were like laughing. I'm like, no, that happened. And they're like, why did we miss that? It was crazy, bro, because it was his idea. He wanted to do it.

Yeah, I don't know how the normal cadence of a wedding goes, but we did the mother son dance, and then we did the first dance. And then she did her dance with her father later because she had to change her fit to do it. And so, yeah, it happened like randomly 30 minutes later. And it starts and it's like, here comes the son and they're doing like,

here come the time and then it switches to... Can't He by Jemiriqui. Thank you very much. You find out by the way a huge Connor Lord drop

he's the biggest Jamiriqui fan of all time Yeah it's like his most listened He couldn't stop talking about Jamiriqui I'm a little versed in him We talked about the band And the man and the giant hat

talked about how some of his songs are good and bed I'd be like dude Cosmic Girl sucks He'd be like What are you talking about? Yeah you were reading the lyrics of Cosmic Girl to him And he was going

but his performance of it I'd never met a guy who liked you Miracle that much very awesome very interesting yeah and then yeah they'd been practicing like I'd see he would come over and he would practice and it was funny because before we got

like to the wedding she was like yeah he's so much better than me I have to practice and so she was putting a lot of time in front of the TV she showed me like every night and then I've seen them dance for the first time and like he was ass Use ass. And it's just, I think it's just old guy syndrome.

That's why I thought she begged him to do it. No. Because she clearly knew it. And he kind of was like following her early. Yeah. It's funny because he had put a lot of time into it. But like, you know, he's not a showman. So it's like he would always, I think, look at the phone or the TV that he had it on.

Oh, he had a reference. Yeah, yeah. They had a, there's a, because you can't do the Napoleon Dynamite dance from the movie because it's cut. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So there's a version of it on YouTube. that this woman made that's like pretty good,

but it's really fast. I see. I get it. Did they use an alternate version of the song? It felt slightly different than the movie. No, I think it's the same version. Was it? Yeah.

I think it's cut around the song. But yeah, it's maybe different timing. You know, it's funny, I actually missed it because I was like, Peter went outside to go smoke cigarettes. And I immediately, I'm like, you know, I smoke like a couple cigarettes a year, but I go and find zipper. And I'm like, we're smoking.

consider us with Peter, let's go. Oh yeah. And so that we actually ended up mostly doing that for a while. Yeah, that's all right, dude, that's a freaking, it's a great experience to have at the wedding. It was a great, oh my God, Christian's mom. What was that? What was that?

What? What you just did? I mean, Christian's mom. There's no follow of thought. I couldn't get her away from me. Mrs. B. Mrs. B was all over him. No, that's not true. Mrs. B. Eric will fucking kill you, bro. Eric will fucking kill you.

You should know that. No, she was really, really sweet. It was funny because I kept just saying, I was like, I want you to know. I love your son. I am so happy when he is around. You raised a man that I am excited to see whenever he is around.

And she just goes, she is concerned, though. She does want us to find him a girlfriend. Yes. That was actually the first, one of the first things she said. She said it to me too. She's concerned.

It's funny because. It came up a lot. Fuggy, we got, he was funny. I was like, oh, it's exciting for you when, like, Lleby reached out, and then he went and, like, he took this job and moved to L.A. And she went, need him to find a girl. He didn't even address what I said.

Yeah. She's an I want grandkids mom. Aw. Yeah. She was so excited to talk to all this. I learned. Badass skydiving, scuba diving. Yeah, she, like, broke her foot and then skied in the cast.

Yeah. She's an addict. SpongeBob shit. She loved that shit. Ski's an Okado a lot. Yeah, I didn't get the chance to give it to you at the wedding. Can I give you your wedding gift right now? Yeah.

Is that okay? Does the serpent allow? The serpent allows? The serpent's not... It would shake if it... Oh, he actually hasn't. This one comes from the orb. There's a wedding...

Well, wrapped, actually. Wow, we actually wrapped the wedding gift. I don't know, the last time I got a gift for me. Oh, my God. Maybe I should have got... I'm like a plasticy paper, can't really rip it. You can just kind of take it out of the... Oh, I remember this.

That was the moment that we all met. This is one we all met. And he was with me. Wow. And we all met together. I was fixing your computer. Wow. And then she logged on and saw some chud in a backwards hat.

Did you also give one a cutie? No, that's for you guys. Why? You're a family. She also got one. What do you mean? Like, what? She got...

I also fucked up the framing. It looks, she's gonna have to fix it. This is her job to fix it. She got up this picture. Oh, I saw this. Framed. Really? Where did I see this?

What? Was it at the wedding? Yes. Really? From who? As a gift from somebody. Who took my gift? That's mine!

There's no one else that's allowed! I honestly got, I think it was Connor. For some reason. I mean, I got to cut off his ass. I got to cut off his ass and eat it. I got to eat his butt. I got deja vu when I saw it. And I was like, that's so weird.

I'm like, I just saw this frame somewhere. Connor, Jamiriqui is fucking terrible. So he likes Jamirquai and he likes getting framed pictures. Thank you, bro. Yeah, of course, bro. It was on, it was on at the brunch. It was on the table where the streamers were. Yeah. Yeah,

I'm gonna slice his butt like ham. So, okay. And I'm gonna eat it. But slice them. Oh, also, guys, if you didn't know, we're all, we... What time you guys got? Doesn't even have the time? It is still... I got it, I got up on four. Are you kidding? I don't have mine today.

I had it yesterday. What did you do? lose it? I didn't know. I didn't lose it. I had it. You probably lost it. But I didn't lose it. Anyway, it's Grand Seco, by the way. Yeah, so lovely got all of us watches. I can't believe I forgot to wear mine. It's kind of great. I never

would and haven't ever worn something like this, but because you got it for me and because it's fitted, I now am, uh, I will just wear this. Yeah, I'll get used to the metal band. Yeah, I'll just wear it. You think it's going to be uncomfortable and it's just not. No, it's not even about you. I think it's comfortable. It's more that like my wrist is always so tiny that I always hated wearing. I always hated wearing watches, but then we had a man

solved that. But then I lost the box at the mall. So I have to, you can't like reset, which I would never resell it. And these watches is they don't have Arabic numerals, okay? They have markers. And so you guys are going to have to get you, well, I don't know how all of those are. But you guys are going to have to a little bit of a learning period where like you actually, you got to resist

checking your phone. I don't know what this says. For the time. And you got, you got to look at your watch and you got to get the time from it. I'm locked in here. Yeah, I got all the boys Gran Seiko watches. Wait, what do you got man? What do you got, man? I see. Yes. All right. Yes. Like, it's almost one. I love a fantastic watch. It's just the time as the day. It does say 113 right now because it's set to Utah time. Right. Got to put that back an hour. This is the only watch I have. Oh yeah, your watches. I don't do. Isn't that funny? It's a great watch. I mean, it's a great watch. I would say, I mean, that watch especially, it's so good that, you know, more than one person would like. Oh my God, bro. Oh, my. I got.

bitch and you know I held my tongue because it was your fucking wedding give me the watch let's do the give me let me look it up give me to watch we don't need to look it up Do you trust my watch eye? No

There's no need to look it up I think it's different Anyway I go on Bro let me look it up You don't let me look it up It's fine I go up to Atrioc and I'm like it's a grand Seco by the way We're just doing this to each other all day

And I got I got I got them all watches And then a whole day they go What time you get And then I want They all fucking seven, six of them have it, so they keep going. Yeah. Let me check my Gran Seiko.

I finally had, I finally had an audience for all my watch content. So I was like, oh, actually those are called complications. Oh, I love the complications. And then like Dennis Reynolds, you said, I knew you'd like that word. And the guy, let me have to take us to the Grand Seiko store. It's a Seiko. And the guy, the guy gave us this kind of weird diet. tribe about how my it was honestly i guess he was very

passionate yeah and he was just like telling us how how important these watches are and he was like they took they took a Swiss movement and the Japanese they perfected it and that just I could not stop saying that that was the most amazing line I could keep talking it's a very Japanese perfected

it's a beautiful it's a beautiful the complications are a beautiful cultural fusion so anyway I have this watch and it's literally after the wedding it's during the reception and uh I'm just kind of walking around. And for some reason, it's A-Track and then Ben Tolson and they're next to each other.

It's me, it's me, too. And you were around. No, no, I was, it was important that I was there because I said, Atrox, let me see that wrist. I'm pretty sure you have the same watch. It was a gran Seiko. And he was like, oh yeah, I do have one of those. And he holds it up and I hold mine up and my face just falls.

Boom. It's the same. It's the exact same. Zipper, can you look up Grand Seiko? Exact Grand Seiko. Because I stood, I was next to him. And I said, hold on, bitch. And I said, pull that fucking watch out.

And I just looked at it next to him. And it's just identical. They had on the same blue V-neck at freshman year picture day. 5-9-1-2-3. Reference number. It's called the reference number. So you go to Chrono 24 and you can type in that reference number and you would get that watch. I just wear this now.

Isn't that fun? Because I swear, I can I see what you're saying? But I looked at both of them and I went, they're a little different. Dude, if it was Stanz's watch, I would have been like, you know what? Fairs. and also you got him that watch I got

A2 of them so it wasn't that Aedriac happened to own the No no I also So I'm just looking at And my face is just fallen I'm looking at two identical watches And I'm just

And I just look at him like You're fucking kidding me By the way you look So funny By the way Because Ben Ben is Ben is right next to Atriac And you apparently

Had gotten Ben one of these Yeah I got Ben one too And he pulls his out And he's like Oh look check it out I'm in the club And I'm like Cool club

And then Atrak says That's the Nick Allen one. No, Ben's Mogs Nick Allen. My state, you're a complicated piece. Because then Ben was like, and his face fell the same way I did. Ben's was crazy. The thing is, okay, there's the seasons. That's what I did for the boys when we started off brand.

It was like spring, winter, autumn, summer, and they have these colors. They don't sell those very easily. But I think there's just only so many watches. I don't mind. That they just keep doing it. I don't mind. It was just hilarious. It's an amazing gift.

I love mine. And now you get to join the club where you get to go to the meeting. Now I'm in the Grand Seco Club but don't go to the meetings. It was funny when I bought him, the guy comes out to me and he's, and I'm buying a bunch of watches.

And he's telling me like how he offered to shut down the store. Dude, you can't believe you said no. And I said there was it. How many opportunities do you have for that? We were probably 60% through the process and nobody was around. There wasn't. Anyone in the story of the day

fucking Pee P-Paw got married. You're gonna be like, should have seen that shut down the Grand Saco store. I shut down the Grand Saco, kiddo. I bought the whole lot from my fucking best friend. It was genuinely empty as fuck. And so I was like, no, you don't shut it down. And he goes, let me tell you story.

This is funny. There's a time I worked at this was like this big watch store and David Beckham walks in. And we go, Mr. Beckham, we'll shut down the store. you can shop as long as you like. Shut down the store and David's shopping.

And I hear a knock on the window. And I walk over. And this guy comes up. It's our number one buyer, this Chinese salesman. So I say, hey, Mr. Beckham, you got to go. And he was trying to tell me, I guess I was the Chinese salesman, I think. Yeah. Who are you in this analysis?

I'm not David Beckham. You're more David Beckham. You're important enough to shut down the store. but if my Chinese salesman comes through, I'm going to kick you out. That's what he says. Yeah, maybe that's what he's saying. There's a guy that's more important

to you kind of hovering around and more important than you. You're making a face that you know. No, no, no. I was laughing at the bit. I was also in my head, I was laughing because we had to find cufflinks at the mall while we were getting our watches fitted

and slime was sitting in a massage chair and whenever slime replies to comments on the yard YouTube, I get notifications because I'm logged into the yard account. Oh, on YouTube, yeah. So we're in the cufflinks store and I'm like, I pull my phone, I start laughing because Conner's like what? I'm like, Slime's in the

massage chair at the mall, replying to YouTube comments. It wasn't on. I didn't turn it on. I was getting a massage. I was just sitting down. I like how that's the point you want to repeat. I know. I wasn't getting a massage. And he's like, he needs to stop. And then we left the mall. You left the watchbox.

It's somewhere in the mall. I actually got an Uber back, which is really fucking far and to like look for it. And I just lost. It's funny because it normally, it's like he left the box who fucking cares, but specifically with watches. Like box and papers adds so much value to selling it. You would never sell it, but like it adds so much value to the watch.

Yeah, there's also a couple of links in there. And I was like, I'm going to go back to find this for the respect of the gesture that this watch was gotten to me. But if I don't find it, I'm just, you know, it is what it is. It's crazy. If someone finds it, they just open it and they're like, damn, someone bought the watch. Fuck, off the box. And just fucking laugh. Uh-oh.

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and tell them that we sent you. Uh-oh. Going back on. Yeah, when I got the watches, I was going to Uber back and then I saw a fucking car accident and I was like, I don't want to get in the Uber.

And so then I took the train back. But then I was on the train back. train. I was like, this is too much money and watches to be on the train. The drivers in Salt Lake City, worse than the drivers in LA. I'm going to fucking say it. Ridiculous thought. Holy fuck. A ridiculous thought. A cop nearly killed us.

You know, Wilshire Boulevard has more deaths than any street in America? Not that street in Salt Lake City in the center of the town. That cop tried to kill me. Yeah, that was scary. I'll give you that. It was unbelievable. Dude, did you hear about about the secret drama

at the hotel room? Apparently Joe Rogan was there and Coolio was there. There were a lot of people there in Salt Lake of... Yeah, they're at the wedding. Joe Rogue was there. Yeah, I got Joe. El Colge was there. Hello, Cool J was there.

Hello, Cool J was there. He was dead, right? No, he was there. Coolio's dead. Oh, I mixed up my... El O'O. Coolio passed away a few years, a rest in peace. Coolio.

Yeah, because the UFC event was happening that weekend in Salt Lake. Oh, yeah. And then a bunch of people that are working the UFC or fighting were staying in the same hotel. Yeah, I mean, it's like a nice house hotel. I heard through the grapevine at Hassan was on an elevator and he was going up and someone's approaching to get on the elevator. Son holds the door. It's Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan looks, sees it, Hassan, waits for the next one. Next elevator. I also heard this. I didn't hear this.

We just heard this. He goes, I'm you from the left. is Scootish? Scootish was talking about how he was in the lobby and he saw Joe Rogan again later and he can see he's not like a fan of the show or anything he's just like, oh yeah, I recognize the guy. But everybody else in the hotel lobby is like turning to see Joe Rogan

as he like walks through the room, right? That's the guy from Fear Factor. And then Scootish, he's just seeing like the room dead silent as he like walks through everybody. and he just yells across the room, Joe, love the podcast. And Joe turned, he said, Joe turned around like a kid on Christmas morning

and said, thank you. Wow. Thank you. And then just kept walking out the building. He's jazz. That boy Scootish cannot be stopped. No. We were at the airport.

I'm off one hour of sleep on the last day. Our flight was at like 4 a.m. I went to bed at 3. I'm very tired. Scootish talks a little bit loud. So I'm in the Uber with him and I'm like, dude. I'm like, shut the fuck. But my girlfriend is just fully entertaining.

So I'm just sitting there like this. But we get to the airport. And on our flight, randomly is Trisha Paitis? Really? Yeah. Wow. Also at the wedding. Yeah.

There's a table's Joe, Trisha. Oh, cool, Jay. Scootish probably, because Swedish works for wine about it. immediately goes, I'm going to book her. That would be so beast. Goes over. Books her. Whoa.

What? That's a hard worker. Goes over. He's like, oh my God. Hi, I'm such a fan. I work for whine about it.

Like, we'd love to have you on. She's like, and she knew what it was. And she blah, blah, blah. Yeah. He said he got her.

Cuddy made a cake for her child, I think. Dude, that's crazy. The child is cake. And I was like, all your loud voice in the airport is all forgiven because I was like, you're a beast.

Can I ask you guys an etiquette question? Okay, let's say you're at one of your best friend's weddings and he's getting married to the woman he's been with for a long time. Right. And she has herself made a giant like 11-tiered wedding cake that is their wedding cake. And you notice that the wedding cake is slanted to the left a little bit. And she comes up to you, this person who is very detail-oriented and she comes up to you and says, Is that cake slanted? I feel like it's slanted.

Oh, do you lie? What do you, how do you open? How do you open? You lie out of your teeth. You know what? Can you give me an angle? Can you, I think, when you convince her, it's not slanted?

What did you do? I said, yeah, it's a little slanted. That was the right play. Really? Yeah. Because I didn't know. I didn't know if I should be like, oh!

She is the type of detail-oriented person where she knows it slanted. Yes. So it's just offering an opportunity to lie to her, which she would know immediately. Either you say no, it's not slanted, but you have to come off dumb enough to believe that. Yes, I sometimes you run that. Which I do that.

No, it's fun. No, it looks good. And you're just like, you're such an idiot. I do that. I do that. I mean it. I don't see. That cake?

It's very nuanced. I think, I think me and Qie have the type of trust where like, if it's only a little, I think I could convince her the floor is slanted. I could be like, no, it's an illusion. The floor is just a little slanted. And I can make her feel better. It's actually because the cake is so tall. that it starts to bend

because of earth's a circle. Yeah, but if the cake's on like doing this type of shit, I'm like, it was barely noticed. I'm like, kick slanted.

It's curved. I didn't notice it. I mean, I noticed it right when she said it, but otherwise I wasn't looking for slanted cakes. Yeah. Well,

I did lean on it, but it might be a little slanted. I mean, I pushed it, but I thought it was the other way. I pushed it. Dude, it was such,

she was making the cake in the house and she like bought a freezer and it was like in two pieces because it doesn't fit in a freezer. That's fucking huge. And it's like one of those like coffin freezers, whatever that are like in a garage usually with a bunch of meat if you hunt elk. Where they put dead people in movies?

Yes. And so I had to, but we had to put the cake in the freezer like after it's done. It was so fucking stressful because it's like this is so heavy. And we're trying to do it two people, but two people don't really get in that way. Was it you and Christian? It was me and cutie. Oh. So then I was soloing it.

And I was just like, I was like, I can't. Because we did it the night before and I touched a little bit of it. And she's like, it's fine. because she has to fix it It was probably the most stressful part of the wedding for me You fucking lunkhead You touch the cake, lung head I was a fucking lunkhead

But I clutch it, I clutch it All right So yeah Thorne definitely being trapped in that little ass room Okay I thought the room was fun And the rose was Getting squeaks to be nice to me

After he was mean to me That's the rose No it's not the rose That's the best part of the wedding I mean the best part of the wet You know was you dancing with your mom If you want to be sentimental about it Yeah

That was really that really touched my heart But the more selfish one is When people would come up to me after And say how awesome my speech was Because I just I thought I fucked it up really bad I was just like I fucked it up I fucked it up I fuck thank you bro

I think I fucked it up And he'd like no you didn't And it's like this pathetic Interaction happened like 15 times I show all over myself No you look so good You look so good and big Yeah it's smell it we couldn't see it

But it felt like Like enough people came up that I was like, okay, maybe I'm being an idiot and I just accepted that. I actually learned such a valuable lesson in that exact thing in my life. I walked away of a lesson where I was like, because I walked off and I was like, oh, speech bombed, that's fine. And then I was like, I'll just, you know, I'll end my life. And no one will remember. And no one will remember.

My last thing I did was terrible. And but like so many people came up and like shook my hand and were like, do I love your speech. That I was like, oh, I now believe that. And enough people said it where I believed it. That was like, oh, it wasn't bad. It was fine. And I was like, I need to tell more people in my life when they do a good job. Yes.

Because I don't realize how often people think they're doing a bad job when they're not. I carried that with me after. That's why when Ludwig makes his way up to Top Lane and he throws a bandage out and we get that guy. I say fucking excellent goon, bro. You just want us to the game. Excellent fucking good. I make sure to say things like. that even if you're you know you that's different though because that's a bit self-serving

because you want me to go top again no not necessarily and i genuinely mean this i'm just glad you came but like people don't think his speech because they're like by the way i have a wedding coming up no no no i'm saying i don't want you to come top again it became top the first time that's all i can ask is to toppling what i'm saying is it'd be different if it's almost more like if i ganked and you're not in the game what do you mean it's a more impactful uh so like i'm not in the game but i'm watching you and i go great come bro you come you come you come So you erupted for me. That was a great gang.

Well, not for you anymore. You erupted. You erupted in a very visual way. And I wasn't part of that. And I enjoyed watching the eruption. But if I erupt for you, it's very different. Yeah, I think, I guess you're right. But let's say, let's say, I'm a top leg, your bottom way, you go, and you do his crazy play.

I'm going, and I'm watching. And I go, you're fucking so big for me. Fucker good for me, bro. Kind of, but then also then, then you're like, yeah, you're fucking big for me, be my bowl and carry this game. Sure, sure. So that's also a little. I get what you're saying.

but I think my heart's in the right place. Yeah, yeah, I think your heart was in the right place. 11 sharp. I missed an exit. You said for go, oh! I missed an exit. You drive here every day? I said what happened.

About every day? And also, you know what? And then last night what happened? Streamer at Ludwig's wedding asses. He stayed on his call for an extra 10 minutes anyway. I got here and we waited five more minutes to start. Last night, tell me what happened at the Michael. You tell me that we played Lego party last night.

On my wedding episode, you can't talk about being late. But it's, but it's, but, Lego, it resists. I respect the pouch. Also, he won Lego Party. I have a complaint. I have a complaint. What happened last night? I, we play Lego Party.

I wiped the floor with all of you. I have never seen someone win a party game without winning a single mini game. I don't know if I've ever seen. Insanely easy. Now that I'm going back on me. Oh my God. I didn't even have to try. And after that, I, I start getting ready for,

bed. You know, I'm going around my apartment. I checked my phone one last time before going to sleep. I see that the call is still active. I see that there's a couple notifications. And for those who don't know, we have a sacred chat. We have a very sacred chat. It's the, it's the yard chat. It's just the four of us. We've had it for a long time. It's a sacred place. There's a long message history. A lot of goss. A lot of. And, and I look, I look at the two latest notifications from the group. Ludwig has added shake drizzle. And following, Ludwig has added super T.S. Dude, it was ridiculous.

To our sacred space? Yeah, it's like a year long. You can actually go listen to the reaction on stream. We went, you can't add in this one. We're like, shake, don't look your name. Yeah, it's a shake down name. Disgusting. If Peter Thiel can read everything we've ever written,

why can't shake Drizzle? Because Peter Thiel will live forever. Cyborg Peter Thiel will own, we'll own our barbonds. I did not realize it was that chat. So I just added them. thought it was like a new chat we made. I also didn't realize. Um, but it's fine. Did you look up shake? Was there anything even there? No, I don't think there's no. No, we don't. I don't think we've talked about shake. But yeah, so I talked and fattest friends of ours. Coming in at number three.

Number three is burger shake. Burger shake. I, uh, basically, I begged the guys to play Lego party and we finally got it all together. But, Aiden was late because this was last night. You're hearing this episode a little bit after that. But Aiden was late because he went to Michaels for some sort of gay fabric and then got pulled over, a cop pulled two guys over at once. Oh my god, you're so pathetic for that. Well, this is also why

Nick is the only one doing the ad reads for this episode. Nick lost Lego party. Last place. Self-proclaimed, good at party game guy, got dead, nasty, dirty butthole laugh. I had so many more golden bricks. Yes, and it's the golden bricks what you want, so I don't know why he wasn't going for more of those

because it's a good point. I won't be rock. by this. Well, it doesn't matter if you be rocked or not. You're doing the average. The results kind of speaks in themselves. What can I say? The best player one.

Best player one. And the evidence supports it. There was a moment where it's like bonus stars. It's like at the beginning of the game you can select how many bonus stars happen at the end. And Aiden said 10.

Yeah, Aiding goes 10. I'm going to love it. I'm like, Ludd. Really? And he's like 10 bonus stars. I'm like, great. It's Aiden's sitting on the couch.

Like, you're so I'll rule the dice. And Ludd's like, Do you want to consider an item maybe? He's literally, oh, my, whatever. Ben Tolson rolling around in his fucking grave. I was helping people out. And also, he, instead of playing in the setup at his, at the office,

he went to his house home, played on a big TV on a steam machine with Huawei earbuds that sounded fucking terrible. Look, me, these guys watch the vaude. They'll see it. They'll see the video. They'll be a fucking fan of the annual games. I love Spittittittitt. You guys made me feel better after my daddy.

Let me tell you we should have done. And next time, we should do. Rento fortune. You keep talking about it. I'm down for rento. I've only played once. Because I think the issue with Lego Party is, if we didn't do the 10 bonus stars, it's just

a skill gap. I don't think, like, I think me and Nick of the 12 mini games won like 10. We split a lot of them. I think I'd sandbagged most of them. Yeah, you're sandbagging for sure because you were thinking about like I need to roll fours. Yeah. Because most fours is going to go through. I need to roll prime numbers

to get the most prime numbers. And you're like two, three, yeah, what's the next one? I was playing the long game. I was like I would fucking pay to listen to these thoughts. Oh my. Do I want to go to candy land? Maybe I could have candy if I go there. Guy who is like, what if I build extreme?

No. That's a real question. An extreme light was lit. It was lit. You missed the fucking jump. Oh my God. It was fucking lag. It was actually a game losing jump.

Yeah. Party game with latency. I'm not used to that. Do you get used to that? Bro. Latency online is how it is. Host gap. Anyway, we'll do the next.

annual gaming session in a couple weeks. I did call it the yard Lego party classic. Yeah, what inspired you? You know what was funny? So you know the guy I got in that big street fighter argument with, Lutie Lou? Yes. So we ended up becoming friends

and I watch him play, I watch him stream sometimes and he plays league. He's like a challenger fizz player. So I'm watching a professional at the game. And he's streaming and he talks to someone comes into his chat and like, dude, I fucking wipe the floor in Lego party last night. And he starts going off about how Lego Party is fun.

And I said, well, I trust this gamer. And I trust his recommendations. And so the next, in an hour, I said to you guys, I want to play Lego Party. That was it. That's actually how. Oh, okay. That's the only reason. And what's your thoughts now?

It's okay. It's fun. Yeah. It's cute. Lego Party is a great game. As a party game guy, connoisseur, I think it's a great game. I think that map is an instaband in the future. He did say it was a low-tier map.

That map is bad. I didn't know that. Yeah. The loop incentivizes the worst game play loop of all times. Yeah. You don't really go to Extreme Land and maybe get a free brick if you roll perfect and win the quick time. You should get like three for that. The only value of going out is getting like studs to come back into the center.

Because you can't sit in the center the whole time. I think this is going to be controversial in this room. 12 rounds is not enough rounds for that game. Oh, I disagree. I think you want. I hate that it. Did it jump from 12 to 24? Is that what I saw?

No, no. You could do. Was there like an 18? 16. I think you could do there was one in between. I would rip like a 16, 18, something like that.

What's funny? It's, it's just boring as fuck in that game. Yeah. No cool items. I also found out that stud is also a term

for a black mask lesbian. Anyway, guys, that's the art. Thank you for tuning in. And that was my, actually, my rose. You didn't know that?

I didn't know that. Oh, that's, I watched the Drewske. That's why I kept saying stud in, like, bowl. I kept like relating to have it. In the Drewski

dating show, a lot of studs. Okay. Yeah. Well, if you're a stud out there, sign up for the Lego Party Classic. It's coming around and it's open bracket this time. That's going to be the episode. We're going to get into the promo.

Wait, wait. Can I do my rosebud thorn of the wedding? Yes, please. Yes, of course. Please. Sir. I will start with the thorn, which for me. Don't say the orb.

No, wasn't the orb? Beamer's, like. Yes. Probably that. is the late wigs. And outside of that, they did also run out of liquor except for tequila. And you could tell if you talked to Christian

for five minutes. What? My rose was seeing my, or actually probably hearing all the speeches. I would say the conglomeration of all this including cuties vows, speeches of my rose. And my bud is one more fucking night. Mm.

one more fucking night. What does that even mean? But it's what you look forward to? It's what you look forward to. Yeah. Oh, it's not the middle. That's a better. That's the stem. That's the stem.

So you look forward to just one more night. One more fucking night. Why not two? Because you can only go one at a time. You can only take it at night. You can only take a night at a time. I didn't know that. All we can hope for ourselves is one more night.

I got mine real quick then. Thorne was catching the Utah virus. This I have been writhing around every night and waking up in pain. It sucks. I'm so sick. The, The Rose was getting to spend time in Utah with Cutie Cinderella.

I think I got to see a side of her I've never gotten to see before. She felt so happy and at peace and with her friends that she's known her whole life. And it felt so like, I feel like sometimes she describes feeling a little out of place in LA. And I haven't understood it. But seeing her there, I'm like, oh, I get it. It's been nice. And I liked Utah so much. I was like top five state for me now

Bud is whoever gets married next I'm excited to go to that event Yeah well you better start fucking conditioning I'm gonna train I'll be training You better start training

He's he's longing for it I'm training I would love I would I would fucking smoke you Oh my God What is your rose butt thorne bro You did yours already right Uh yeah

I don't have a bud My bud is I'm excited to see what cracks off for the Ludwig Gondur in Cuddy

Cinderella universe. I'm excited to see what your future holds because I saw it all in the orb, so.

Okay. I'm excited to watch it play out. Which is the multiverse is Zareas. My rose was the

I think the space between the like food at dinner where you could just get up and go, I felt

Like I was in a room filled with, like, people I love from all these different, like, parts of my life. And you could kind of, like, hop from person to person and, like, see how they were enjoying this, like, very beautiful evening. That's when I insulted Tim. That's when, yeah. You get to do things like that. Because there was a freedom in what you could choose to do at that time. And that was what was beautiful. One of the options.

Uh, my thorn, ooh, probably, uh, dirty soda. Just not a thing for me. Dude, it was so good. Whatever. You're an idiot. I want to It's just not for me Holy shit that pissed me

That's fucking tilting Same I'm with you You just don't listen Did you have a coconut Dr. Pepper? Nope Yeah okay Yeah Yeah

Yeah Raspberry Sprite What the fuck would even Sorry your Thorne I mean just just a state that's Kind of bonus bricks You just drink some coffee or Whatever

Oh your Secondary Rose is when Aden Cokes the stray cat He made friends with that baby cat It was cute And the cat came and was nice to him It was very cute And your bud

And my bud It made me excited to get married It made me It made me it genuinely It was the first I think it was the first wedding I've been to where I was like Really

Really excited and envisioning like Oh how can I How can I make something that's like Even comparable to this wedding And like have all these people together Little word of advice Maybe excited for that I enjoy it

You never get to get it back Yeah Yeah man awesome So So I hope that helps I think you're I think you're beautiful I think you're beautiful

I think you're sexual I really attractive Me and my wife Saw you from You can rip that now All right guys Well again It's a black mask lesbian

Lesbian isn't that fun Okay All right Yeah We'll see you in the bonus episode I won't I actually won't be there. Goodbye.

Bye.