The Yard - Ep. 53 - Ludwig sucks at League of Legends

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

This week, the boys talk about the Beerio Kart World Cup, Aiden peeing on the floor, and how Ludwig was bullied by Tyler1 at Mr Beast's League of Legends tournament.

Hey, Milf Island. Are we rolling? You're breathing. You're breathing so heavy. This is... Let me get a Doritos instant replay on that fucking burrito you're just you're just wheezing you're just wheezing through it you spilled it all over your car right now bro you used to be able to bench 225 god i think he's still good you are you are over your

struggling to breathe all over your pants now those look nice that's disgusting you don't rub it in with the napkin now it's just just staying. Are you going to finish it all like a good little boy? All over your clothes. Are you going to finish it all? I have a Tide pen. Are you going to be a good little boy about it?

Oh, we don't even have our fireplace. Are you going to take it all? That's yummy. We can... Is it chicken? Welcome back to the yard, everybody.

This is actually... I mean this. I'm not not kidding this is your best fit the milf the milf island hat with the fish feet but then a relatively normal guy in between you're like a weird sandwich can i hit that fuck no why i'm eating today i didn't eat i barely ate you dick adderall i didn't take adder. Slime came home and opened up a pizza box that had a napkin in it and said, food. He said, pizza. And then he just started eating it. And he doesn't live here anymore.

In a Disney movie? Yeah, he doesn't live here anymore. So he was just like, yeah. I did check the receipt. That was my detective work. It was ordered last night and it was Nick because it said his name on it yeah and it was like he's not gonna eat the rest of this we were we were in fucking hell last night because we we put off the postcards oh too far this time because usually when we put them off we still can like split it

across two days uh also for those who don't know we're talking about and our patreon tier threes and up get sent postcards that we sign and um well we don't just sign them we put little cute little messages little messages i'm gonna write your name and i say hey i'm feeding your parasocial brain do you like that i was first to do it because i love my fans i love you yeah lovely was the first i love my fans you know i cheated i did ludwig i did the ludwig did i just signed them really yeah i didn't have time last night whoa meanwhile i'm me and nick we're in the trenches sitting at the table talking about telling these kids about talking at one point it's like aiden can't think of any ideas he's looking over at my cards and i'm writing fucking i'm writing smoke dude i'm just like fucking you're on a roll i'm writing like

i'm not adam but shorty turned me to a savage hundred emoji right and yeah and then he would lean over and goes nick's name is not adam but shorty turned him to a hundred emoji and i'm looking up yeah aiden's are so bad i remember earlier on in the patreon i would get kind of nervous and mad at his postcards because i'm like these are fucking terrible this is like you're giving this person a piece of shit product so so aiden's cards are like this john from colorado writes in and he writes hey john how's colorado but it's better than what you did this month yeah i just did the ludwig so i have no i have no like the layup is that if someone if john from colorado would reply to him and go colorado is

really good i'm like going to college he would be like oh dude that's fucking sweet yeah it's actually talk to him yeah Isn't that crazy? He just does the first line of an Uber conversation that will never finish. Yeah, and then some people reply to you and then you learn something interesting. You have pen pals? No, at the same time you have 20 unread DMs, you piece of

shit. It's the same thing. There's so many right now. See? So there's like, you really just you cannot have it all. Wait all if i can put a pin on on the talk sheet on aid and part of the episode because we're gonna move to lubbock real soon uh wait what oh yeah because you didn't do anything wrong today right now uh aiden aiden messages me we're so we were a late on we were a week late on um on the advice show because i'm live and i messaged him like yo we gotta do advice okay and we're supposed to do it at night and uh i'm on my way home and i messaged

jaden like hey on my way home he goes hey i'm just too tired to do it tonight um can we like push it to tomorrow and i'm like yeah it's fine hold on only only because he was late because we said we would do it at seven so it is now 10 30 make us arrive to the home late no i don't actually change anything i did push two hours that day but i was still like let's do it tonight it was only 9 p.m uh so i'm like on my way home like let's do it he's like i honestly i'm just too tired i'm gonna do it anymore i get home and then he types in the fucking matchmaking chat does anyone want to play agency that's crazy and then he comes downstairs and he's like anyone play counter-strike that is because the fuck is the agency agency comes out of me with raw instinct. You don't have to think.

I just feel agency. It's a part of you. The advice shows a lot of thought and articulation. But agency is inside me. It just has to come out sometimes. I don't think he plays good enough for you to be mad at him. You can't have, no, but you can't have the night off. He doesn't have thought when the game.

He comes alive on agency. That is insane. At least pretend that you're doing something like when we finally did record the advice show i was wearing a batman mask the whole time i had like this shitty batman mask on by the way it's an audio only experience if you go to the advice show the thumbnail is me in the bath i think zephyr pulled up i put it on twitter on um i think it was my twitter and uh i'm wearing it and aiden picks the most fucking dark topic we've ever had oh no on the episode i'm just wearing the batman mask and at some point halfway through reading about someone's trauma he looks over at me and i can only imagine he's seeing me in the photo

and he just starts laughing oh reading i've been reading the question right i'm lost in the photo of the and he just starts laughing i've been reading i've been reading the question right i'm lost in the question because this is going this is i'm reading it i'm like fuck man i'm not qualified to answer this yeah you wish you were playing agency again we're half i agency would have made me feel great at the time and i finally look up because i haven't made eye contact with nick and maybe like two straight minutes. I look up and I see him leaned over in his seat like this. And he's still Batman mask on. And he's just shaking his head. We got a photo.

Oh, my God. Dude. Okay. Advice show. But you do the Batman voice the whole time. Oh, I did that. Only really dark comics. He was fucking.

Why do you work so different? we're doing the show the latest we've ever done it it's it's almost 1 a.m we never record this this i get how the identity works by the way he's wrapped he's wrapped in a blanket he's wrapped in a blanket and his batman mask jacob jacob you need to communicate yeah i get what you mean jacob that sexual assault was not jacob was not that you need to communicate with your girlfriend. You look like you're a 45-year-old dude. I'm being only side-lit by a monitor, which is not quite how movies do it. I also get why Bruce Wayne gets away with it.

I get why Clark Kent... After looking at that, you're like, damn, who could that be? I've never seen that billionaire in my life. Yeah. And also, how about that? We watched Brink on the DCOM episode. Just a fire week.

It's a hot one. Fire week in the Patreon. How was pretty good it definitely was oh my god well for one the movie starts really high like it was like a 90s decoms when they're still like really high production value and a lot of heart and effort is put in but then towards the end it just kind of like gets more boring yeah and i argued it doesn't get boring it just is the template for what we already what we now consider like how movies are supposed to go do we now we have to subvert it but if you're the first to do it you know you you got there first and i think it's like the quintessential not quite a timeless banger but there was visually it was very striking and what's going on over here he

just stole a tomato from my i wish i was sitting over there so i could do that you're like coots but fucking gatekeeper master fucking milf island don't touch my shit over here bro what if i didn't handle my what if i would it like i was coots and i'm correct i came over there and i licked it like it was what i do to her wait let's let him get a bite i put her in her place but i don't know like a fucking grapefruit wait i don't abuse my cat let's let him get a bite if he crawls over like a kitten uh if let me be me no no why because i don't want him to crawl like a kitten he won't be cute it'll be like one of those old cats that's like oh like der's just clinging on to the last year's is five there's this is 500 there's looks like there's is going

through a fucking manic episode there's looks like like five cats smushed together. It's really fucked up. Dude, Durs looks fine. If you guys don't know. Kuz just tortures Durs, by the way. If you guys don't know, Durs was so grumpy getting shaved that the groomer couldn't finish the job. So it looks like he gave himself a fucking haircut in the mirror while crying and listening to fucking. Better than being bald. Is it though?

Yes. Durs looks like the guy it is i don't know yeah if it's like a patch of hair that's like right here and the rest is fucking falling out i think the stylistic choice it's it's not dude if he gets to choose if he had the horseshoe bald what's that called the horseshoe that's what it's called the norwood yeah when you had dude that'd be so awesome yeah babies come out like that sometimes. Oh, the face bangs you're talking about? No. Okay.

What's that? What's going on under that hat? Do you know the secrets? Do you think there's like an American rat under that hat who's been leading FaZe Clan this whole time? Yeah, he's got little levers. He's got hand tattoos. He's looking over at the F slur button constantly.

It's been since 2013. He's like, constantly like i'm it's been 20 since 2013 god i wish i could go back we were so much better back then uh speaking of traumatizing our cats aiden comes in the fucking room last night while we're doing postcards he's got he's got um a bunch of like outlet converters because we're going to australia in his hands and he turns around i think he's just still holding them like doing something but he's just turning around kind of fiddling with nothing and me and yingling are like looking over like what is he doing and then you hear human piss start to hit the ground in our house and you he just starts peeing on the floor like he's

sleepwalking fuck is wrong with you and me and Nick for like five full seconds. It's like, it's like when you think you're going to drink milk, but it's Sprite. And like, yeah, there's nothing wrong with Sprite, but you're like,

wait, you're trying to figure out what your brain is trying to figure out what's going on in the world. I was like, are you kidding me? I realized he's peeing on the floor. And then I'm like, I literally,

I don't even ask him. I just lean to Yingling. I go, he's peeing yeah and he just keeps peeing and then he's wrong and then he puts up he pulls his pants up and he turns around and he's just got a little bit of dribble and yeah a little bit of dribble and his belt undone and then he just starts laughing and he goes yeah i thought that would be funny. Walk me through. And then he starts cleaning it with Febreze. Really?

Why? Why did you choose a good cleaner? Just because it's chemicals doesn't mean it cleans. He starts spraying. That's a deodorizer. Fabric deodorizer on it and wiping it around. Why did you do that? Why did you select that one?

Also, not much room to talk. No, no. I'm just curious the hallway closet where we put all the cleaning supplies and there was only one bottle did you look under the sink of the kitchen where that shit usually is you didn't go there so i grabbed it i grabbed it without thinking and started cleaning with it and then somebody added in the twitter post they were like it's another layer of insanity that he's cleaning this with febreze and then i looked at the bottle and i was like oh that's not disinfected wow so i went up to the kitchen i cleaned everything again coots was curious all night about like what's going on right here piss did you drink some of

your piss no no i didn't like a little, like it's milk from a saucer. Did you give a small child cat your piss to drink? No. It's like Kirby. Coots gets a little pink patch on the top. I was responsible. I was responsible.

As soon as I did it, I picked Coots up, put him in the- Sorry, sorry. Fuck you mean responsible. No, no, no, no, no. Hold your dick out in a living room in front of people and

peed on the ground not people no you shut the fuck up you smashed a hammer against a wall yeah you don't even put any febreze in it he didn't clean that up we're the last of the mohicans that corner of the room is arguably cleaner than it was before i peed there that's true that is what he said right after and i said that sounds like something we would make up that you would say if you did this in a hypothetical world yeah like we'd be like imagine aiden pissing in the living room he's like it's cleaner now it's literally cleaner than it was before and he said it unironically after i feel like true what is it that's not true it's like mugging i forgot he just read he goes urine is sanitary that's

what he says to me that's also true and i, yeah, like that's why you can drink it. It's sterile. I was like, don't be a fucking fun fact guy right now. You just pissed on the floor. I think when you're in that spot, you need to pull out. Also,

big difference between sterile and sanitary. Big difference. Urine is sterile. You can't pee on a plate. You could have like hepatitis like H box has. I do. Anyway, but I think that was really, I saw all this happen on twitter because i wasn't

there that night and i'm like what a couple things ran through my head one is me not being around a sort of some sort of evil force that needs to infect someone's ghoulish prime is just whoever the ghost inhabits yeah i've been building up to this i've been building up to this because because two weeks ago two weeks ago when josh was still here me josh and yalee were going on walks and we're going outside we walk around the neighborhood like a bunch of hooligans we're just fucking in jeans but shirtless and it's the three of us like roaming our neighborhood some job breakers and some pussy uh i we we were leaving and i really needed to pee and i was like you know what would be funny it's because they're standing across the street if i peed in front of

them in the yard but like so that i lined it up so that the mailbox is blocking my dick okay and i did this yeah i remember this i remember them talking about this and it was funny and i'm like and then yesterday i brought in the chargers and i'm like i do not want to continue to sign these postcards right now i really need to pee it'd probably be funny if i did it right in front of them this is your internal monologue yes yeah i what i think happened is slime when he goes into his chambers Draws an arrow in his forehead Enters the avatar state

And goes into one of our bodies I was like Man I haven't Those guys haven't fucking dealt With anything in a while Let me astral project real quick Puts on the VR goggles And starts walking around as Aiden

Yeah But Aiden's so nice He doesn't understand That his body's being inhabited And you have to do an act that he would do, and if it's too far out, then you break out

of the actual production. Me and Coots, me and Coots are the same, because that guy's been pissing and shitting everywhere. Yeah, he's a bit of a piss and shitter. And Coots doesn't

wipe his up with Clorox afterwards. Wow. Is that true? Well, so the problem is... He just stopped. It's so funny, because he was using his litter box, and then he just stopped it's so funny because he was

using his litter box and then he just stopped there's two litter boxes there's like there's kitten litter boxes get that item bro this is my house and then adult cat litter boxes and we tried to pivot to the adult cat but she just doesn't like the way it smells it's like diapers for cats i think cats just inherently know where you want them to go and then they go other places not go like piss like be physically like cats are like on top of your laptop when you're working what if instead of diapers we had an area that we could shit like a piss and shit toilet yeah oh no i can't make it through this one you're on some what if we had what if i rocket and then the spot the spot like it was filled with water it like self-cleaned for the next

person every time you used it there's a there's an old uh podcast you used to listen to where it's like they they talked about how it we we usually don't look at our shit oh fuck after the carl jenkins episode i was like oh man we gotta we gotta start being more appealing to women and also don't replace me please god don't replace me well but the episode was one of ten it was it was two of ten two of ten no way you're still in well it beat mr beast that's crazy but it lost to connor who is by far our most viewed it is going to become in a million view episode probably i i feel bad too because i feel like I kind of shit the bed with that one by doing too many accents. Yeah, you did.

I was like, uh-oh. I'm fighting for my life in those comments too. Why? Because fuck those guys. Fuck those weeb nerd pussies. They are right in that you did too many accents because you know you did too many. No, they said my accents were bad. They are.

Yeah, but that's. From Connor's own my accents were bad they are yeah but that's from connor's own mouth they were bad so i was like oh high view episode pog but wait but i don't want viewers to watch no you're telling me they have i was just fighting for my life that's on and anyone who hates me and is mad at me me and connor are friends so put that in your pipe and smoke it like archie edits him in here yeah archie right there i want you to put connor and i want to look real like like a short leg feet then knee then hip like there's no shins like they got blown off and numb yeah so his episode went crazy i think because we have so much overlap with trash taste in our audience

uh speaking of we lost a bet to their podcast oh right uh yeah germa really choked that one huh well uh well you were driving uh what's the concept at the burio cart world cup world cup which is an event i ran it was 16 players and it was we were playing double dash on land uh it was like top four because finals whatever mango and fucking josh man crushed mango crush josh was uh the what's the kazooie in the backpack yeah kazooie in the backpack and he was chirping so much his banjo running around josh's kazooie impression and his banjo impression and his gruntilda impression are all extremely good by the way he actually brought out the angry drunken me and i understand that being angry drunk is not a me thing it's just if i'm hanging out with

an australian and happen to be drinking yeah because miles was brought out last time i don't fuck with australians when i'm drunk yeah you are a true prod you yeah they like the so he we we basically had like four races and you could pass off the controller and have someone else drink for you so he passes it to Mango Mango does three races in a row first every time he's just a fucking god of the game and Josh the whole time is like well not driving too good are we

and Ludwig is like you are literally such a pussy and Josh is like weee weee while the race is happening by the way because he doesn't need to do anything because he's in the backpack he's doing job doing josh in there mashing the stick back and forth for mango to get boosts on the turns and that's all he has to do dude when josh is racing he dude he fell off

rainbow road maybe 50 times in one race it was insane he is dog shit it's actually insane how bad he is at that game considering how good he is at melee true was it single elim bracket no it was like uh it was like a format where you get points based off placings in a grand prix okay did amon design it yeah okay do you think he did a good job i think the format was actually really fun really interesting but you lost it and you play double dash more than anyone. It was guaranteed that we were losing. No,

I mango plays more than me, but it was guaranteed that mango was winning. And so we made a side bet. It was me and germ against Connor and

Joey. And, uh, in is Joey on trash taste. Joey's on trash taste. Yeah.

Does he look like Joey from friends? No, not at all. Okay. Thank you. Go ahead. He's an Australian

Japanese. So he kind of does, which is the way you said that was weird, but an Australian-Japanese. So he kind of does. Which is... Well, you said that was weird, but... I almost said it like he was a Mecca. I recognized what I was saying. If you give him a Moonstone, he evolves immediately, which is cool. Well, so it was like it came down to the last race, and I took Jerma's beer, because Jerma

was not a phenomenal racer. He has not played a game that... Was he a phenomenal drinker? He's a phenomenal drinker. That's good to hear. We're probably on par. He drank just as much as everyone else. And he was just talking to me like nothing happened.

That's the Miles. And he's just chilling. And I'm like, are you drunk? He's like, yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm like, you are so normal. What a goat. And then he's just explaining his next stream to me. And I'm like, you're the goat.

Mango also liked that. Yeah. Yeah. I went to Mango and I said, you are dead sober. He's like, absolutely. Can you pull the picture on my Twitter of me and i'm like you're the goat mango also like that yeah yeah i went to the mega and i said you are dead sober he's like absolutely can you pull the picture on my twitter of me and mango anyway it's the final race i'm in the lead the entire time mango the fucking snake looks at my screen literally screen peaks has a lightning times it so when i'm off a jump i fall and die yeah and then and then we didn't explain the bet and the bet was if we beat trash

taste guys we get a one minute shout out on their pod in visa verse yeah so now there's prone clone there's a one minute ad we have to do one minute ad read uh for trash they do it and it goes oh i thought we did it for them obviously because we would be way better if we did it and way funnier and it wouldn't be as good of a shout out. So, you're saying we're funnier than them? No, I'm saying we would not do it honestly. You're saying they're funnier than us? I'm saying we wouldn't do it honestly. Yeah, we definitely talked before the show about how we could, I won't say what we were

So, you were trying to scam them? Yes. Yeah. No, we can't do that. That's, they film it. Okay, okay. But do you think they're funnier than us? I think they're funnier than us um i think they're they're funnier than you

what did you expect by the way i just know that's not true well so i'm just gonna let that better at accents well i'll say about all say about connor it's not an accent if you're born with it no better at welsh accent connor's chinese is so good. His Chinese American accent. The problematic one. He does it offline all the time. It's so fire. It's so funny. I love those fucking boys. They're great.

Every single person who like Connor touched on his trip here, when he left, they all to me were like, that Connor guy is really cool. All of them individually said that. Yeah, he's got kind eyes. I've never had that effect on any group of people in my life. Yeah, he's got kind eyes. I've never had that effect on any group of people

in my life. Yeah, because you got bitch eyes. You're a mean old bitch. You are a mean old bitch. I was hoping you guys would like You have this problem all the time. You met a human and then pretended you were Nathan Stans for two hours. No, that's based. Shut up. Again, you come in just holding a torch

that is an L. It's a flaming L and that's what you're doing for you let him be based the person will never leave the interaction yay well it's great meeting nick who what kind of people are we fucking with bro streamers who aren't people it was a question she's not a streamer she's a youtuber who michelle car well no she's different we told her no she's based because she owned me which cancelsels out. It's like, it's PEMDAS. But before that, it was the dude who worked at that credit card company. In conclusion, you'll never be as cool as Connor.

That's fair. I'll take that. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, Connor is a capybara, and you are like a Komodo dragon. You're cute sometimes, but mostly you have poison in your mouth. No, yeah. I'm with it. That also means he's going to eat Connor.

No, not a capybara. No one eats capybaras. Can you pull up a video? Can we see this picture? This is after the Bureaucard event. Mango and I had each eight beers over the course of three hours. Then he drank that. I didn't finish my beer.

Yeah, Mango's built to last. He's built Ford tough. You can just say his liver's failing. No, he's built Ford tough. Don't make me say that. Mango came up to me at the Bureaucard thing, and he hits my arm, and he's like, let's get matching tattoos in Australia. And it was the most touching thing that's ever happened to me.

That's adorable. That we're doing that. Oh, he made a rule. So instead of doing matching now, he's going to pick mine, and I'm going to pick his. And they have to be, one of you has to approve them. Matching swastikas! Yay! Imagine if we all planned that.

The approval process was to avoid a prank. Yeah, that would be really funny. That'd be bad. You're supposed to avoid me getting something like that. Why am I supposed to make your tattoo better?

Maybe just remove him from the committee on this one. Mango is's why we include him. Why am I supposed to make your tattoo better? Maybe just remove him from the committee on this one. Well, Mango is the one who picked him. Oh, I get to do it? No. He picks Slime by name? No, he was like,

Slime and Ludwig can approve for us. So he left out Aiden? Yes. Yeah. Bo's in the house. He keeps calling him Austin. I don't think he quite knows. That's really funny.

Mango also beat Aiden in a Mario Kart money match right after. Aiden was sober. Aiden was so mad. In Double Dash? Yeah. He didn't money match me.. That's really funny. Mango also beat Aiden in a Mario Kart money match right after. Aiden was so mad. In Double Dash? Yeah. He didn't money match me. Aiden was so mad.

Yeah. It was a pride match. Aiden gets mad. Dude, I was with Shake in Vegas, and he was saying Aiden was getting mad at him in Melee because of Aiden's Marth. And I'm like, that guy's just easy to get to, bro. I wouldn't say he was mad. I was there for that.

But it was passionate certainly yeah i wanted to win but i did and i did oh he's like i just gotta fucking get back in there bro i gotta beat aiden's marth and i'm like you go girl the the mango thing was one of the first times where a bunch of people was were saying i was mad but i wasn't, which is rare. You were mad because right after you lost, you said best of five, $500, which is mad. Oh, that's so... I'll call that salty. I'll call it salty, not mad.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. That's mad. Is it? Yeah. It's not happy. Why would I be happy? You're right.

Emotions are binary. I think we're done here. What is germicin on coffee? I don't know. I didn't wrote that shit. This is righterma C9 Coffee? I don't know. I wrote that shit. This is right at the beginning. Right at the beginning of Burial Cart, Jerma comes in.

Everybody's kind of mingling, getting food and stuff. And around the C9 studio that we used, they have all their trophies from their different esports accomplishments. So the E-League Bostonoston major cs go trophy it's there dude it's just chilling we should hit a lick on a shelf cassidy was touching it like it was his kid he was touching it he's just like man this thing is so cool and i'm like you're always here

is it every day that's kind of how I felt though I was like scared to touch it and they have all like their league trophies there their their Halo one and there's one more

it looks really cool there's a Rocket League one that kind of has this like the ball from Rocket League sitting in kind of a

just a soccer ball like a prong well it's like a cool big metal ball it's a Rocket League soccer ball no it's the Rocket League ball, it's like a cool big metal ball. It's a Rocket League soccer ball. No, it's the Rocket League ball.

Dude, it's the Rocket Ball on the Rocket Course. Guy who knows Rocket League has never heard of soccer. Oh, that's from Rocket League. That ball. That's crazy. I didn't know they made them so tiny. Yeah. Does every ball a soccer ball to you?

Yeah. No, no. it's a football Am I kicking it? Are the cars kicking it? That's a good question are the cars kicking it Or are they bumping it with their noses Why don't we call it a volleyball Are the rocket league cars controlled by humans

Or are they sentient like cars And if they are sentient like the movie cars Do they fuck each other in rocket league Also if they explode do they die Whoa What happened to the drivers Yeah well okay are they being controlled From outside by humans

Like maybe that's the meta Maybe it's like a meta commentary like We are the player controlling the car Arcane but it's just like for Rocket League And it's just Cars 4 And it's just Lightning McQueen He's like yeah I'm in a soccer now It's a guy with an earpiece and it's just like for rocket league and it's just cars 4 and they all it's just lightning mcqueen he's like yeah i'm in a soccer now it's a guy with a earpiece and it's like at the the riot like keynote it's like what's up so we're doing cars yeah we thought it'd be cool

dude a cars anime would go hard yeah that actually would go hard anyway anyway go back to what you're fucking talking about what is happening sorry we we're trying to unravel the mysteries of man. We're shopping. Right. But Jerma also trying to unravel the mysteries of man in his day to day. Sees this trophy that is the Rocket League trophy with the ball sitting in it on top. And he has a coffee cup and he goes towards it. And he like taps

it a second and then he comes back and I'm looking at him like what's happening and he looks at me and he's just like I thought that was a coffee maker dude the way Jermaine says that too because he's just like so matter of fact I thought it was a coffee maker dude he's a psychopath

he's coded. He's so fucking coded. I went to dinner with him after the Vegas event, because I was just in Vegas for a league event, and he had ordered food. We're at this restaurant, steak, Klaskin crab, lobster, all the fucking foods.

Klasky, suppose. And then it's the end of Rugrats. He ordered like Alaskan king crab and lobster bisque and a bunch of food, and at the end of the dinner, he goes, oh, bread and he just realized

there's like bread that they give at the start and he like reaches over for it and he was doing this thing and I stared at him do this for 20 minutes uninterrupted. He'd pick a piece of bread, he'd rip off a small piece

and there was a butter tray. He would scoop the butter and then use it as a knife to spread on his bread and every time he would get a new piece, he'd be like, wow, this is great and he would scoop the butter and then use it as a knife to spread on his bread and every time he would get a new piece to be like this is great and you'd eat the whole piece he went through four pieces doing that he starts making little bread rings and eating them off his fingers was he being genuine yeah yeah like no one is looking at him except for me and we're just we're engaged in conversation and the dinner is over people have had a lot of food everyone is

full but he's reaching very far to this bread that's in the center to do this and eventually i cut it i'm like germa and i just grab it and i'm like just take the butter out and he gets really embarrassed and i'm like you're using it as like a small knife he's like what are you looking at me i'm enjoying this delicious bread that is fucking great he was the same thing at the streamer awards with the coloring book. Yeah. Not only was he just coloring, he was like making cute, he was pretending he was a psychopath. He's like, I draw the sun now.

And then he drew his sun with a crayon. And I was like, this guy's not, at the time I was like, he's doing this for the bit. That's great. But now, Wladwig has revealed to me that Jerm is just an insane guy. Yeah, he's an insane human, and I wish we could Truman show him. Yeah? Yeah. He kind of did that himself.

Yeah. Well, I mean... Like, for real. I mean, for real. You want to see Jerm brushing his teeth and singing a little tune while he does it? He would be the man for the job. I want to give Jerm a 500 milligram edible and put him in a box oh so you just want him to see the demons that created us yeah the room fill the room with

clocks yeah that all say blood and teeth on them you just want to saw someone actually had a great idea uh i forget who but they were like league of legends content drives double lift he's like i just want to get a bunch of league players and then have them do like an in-house match all high and then we kept going we're like

maybe you do like a mushroom version of it then you do like the K-hole money match and it's like this is amazing content

K-hole 5v5 everyone's just like last hitting in lane till 40 minutes just not interacting with each other they have all gone to their separate bases and the creepers

are finishing the game. Okay, well listen dude, fucking you ruined our whole day. Why? You missed your flight. You missed your flight. Oh, I did. Didn't you miss two flights? No, I missed one. Okay. No, you missed two. No, I missed one. You missed your PJ

to go there. No, no, the PJ would have arrived arrived later no but you made the pj wait for you yeah well that's what pj does no no that's great nick pj waits for you why did you do that here's here's the first thing the first thing was the pj there and uh and it was leaving really early in the morning and so i just wanted to do a later flight because i was supposed to be there at four for the event and i was like yeah if i get there by like two i'll be fine and it was leaving at 10 right it was leaving at nine in the morning i don't know if i call that really early for a flight i think it's early because we would arrive by 10 to be there by two you're sitting there for four hours so i just and what ended up happening is we got there my hotel wasn't even ready and then they just ushered us to the thing.

Oh no. King Ludwig's hotel wasn't ready for his jacuzzi and his fish slippers. Amazon crown is the one who created this event. They were paid like fucking three to $5 million. I got paid 10 K, which is what everyone else got paid. They had the bread. They could have got paid ten thousand dollars to play video games with other famous people and mizkif that's crazy wow wow poor

little you bears you poor little guy you bring up really good points slime it'll be okay hey you know what you're right you had a tough one and i should have noticed that i'm sorry yeah i'm sorry i'm excited to spend the 10k repairing drywall and getting a floor cleaned i cleaned the floor it's cleaner than before it smells like flowers too also you bitch i doubled up did them in the wrong order you you you were a you were were an Owen That was gross I was embarrassed I was like that's my friend

I need him to do better So we did the league event It was like a show match And it was double lift Tyler won On one squad And then the other squad had Yasuo and Voyboy Yasuo has quit playing League of Legends To gamble full time in Mexico

He's a multi multi multi millionaire Why didn't they split them up? And then Boy Boy took a mental break a year ago and has barely played League. He started like a month ago. Seeding was insane. I met the guy with Seeding. And everyone was like, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb.

And everyone expected my team to win. And the melee comparative is like, it's fucking Mango and Zayn on a team. And then like, I don't know, Kadoran and Aiden. Hey, don't fuck around. And to't know, Kadoran and Aiden Hey, don't fuck around. And to be fair Kadoran and Aiden beats a lot of the other teams So the whole time Just not the best. Usually I don't give them this

but goddamn right. Let's go The whole time we're in the pregame room and like I am the worst one at the event I am level 18 and just for everyone who doesn't play League, you have to be level 30 to play ranked. So I'm not even a high enough level to play ranked i have to play unrated or against bots and that's the only experience i played maybe 30 games in my life uh into prep i played three games with cutie it was very cute the night before they're just extremely together i can

just him and i can hear it coming through his headset like oh good job babe yeah and then i leaned over to him and i said you're the only person playing league that just heard that through their headset. She was trying so hard. She's trying to carry your dumb ass. Well, no, just to be nice to me. Because I think every fiber in her body wanted to flame me. And if I was not her boyfriend, she would have been like, you are fucking throwing this

game. But she didn't do that. She was like, you're doing great. Oh, if i went one for ten on hitting thresh hooks and that was all my prep but i was feeling really confident because we were in like the green room and it's and it's my whole team which was ninja tyler one double lift sap napping myself and everyone's like yeah we're gonna crush game one just probably throw game two so we can get a game three in there and they're talking all this mess and i'm just in

the backpack i'm sora yeah and i'm like i'm like okay that sounds great and we get to our first game and and we get kind of we get kind of you were in owen you ended owen we get kind of no i didn't go in 12 in the first game no okay well first of all first of all owen is not a bad thing when you are i played thousands of hours dota i understand what that means, but you still were an Owen. I was 0-9-9. Some girls prefer Owen. That makes me cool.

We get stomped. I'm like a Greek statue. I realized through the event Tyler1 and Doublelift are so good at League that they're so out of touch with people who are bad because they're talking about me while I'm there like I'm not there they're like okay maybe he plays Yumi and then Tyler's like there's no way

he could do Yumi's auto cancel alt and then Doublelift's like yeah you're right he couldn't and they're going through characters could you I don't fucking know what they're talking about I know like eight characters that's why they're doing this and they're going through it all and they're like well maybe he plays like Soraka and then they're like yeah soraka's brain dead even a dog

could play soraka it's true it's true and then they're like and they're like fine and so like double of sex mean he's like here and he sets up and he's like this is soraka she heals yeah yeah he's walking me through this is all part for the course when we did uh battle pass by their teams and so and so i i learned soraka in maybe 30 seconds before we had to play again we we boot in and i'm i don't know how the fuck to play this character and after like i'm trying my best so like after i die or something in a in a fight i'm like what could i have done better and then tyler's like anything that is so funny and i'm like bet bet and the whole time I'm confused because I'm like,

why am I the variable? Right? There are amazing players on my team. Miz Kiff is on their team. He's about as bad as me. And he's in the backpack. Why can't I just be in the backpack? Why am I the difference maker for a league win?

And then they realize they're like, okay, wait. Support is probably the most important role. Why are we having Ludwig do it? Put them in the jungle, have them roam around in the camps. Don't do shit all. And so game three, this is what happens. We lost the first two games. The best of three.

It's supposed to be over. I go to Ninja. I say, cause I'm kind of mad. Cause like, I'm like, this is embarrassing. I say, Hey, offer a $50,000 last, second, third match that all goes to charity. I'll pay for half of it if we lose. And Ninja's like, all right. So he does it.

They accept. And we have a new strat, which is I'll just do what Miskiff does. I just jungle. And it was fucking easy. We won. We crushed. It wasn't close.

And I was just able to sit in the backpack and it was a joyous time. So they didn't- You hustled them. They didn't work around you being shit. Yeah, they were just dumb. No, no, yeah, they were dumb. Yeah.

Okay, Tyler1 has played 4,000 hours of League in the past two years. If he has not recognized that I should not be playing support, I could not have. Interesting. I'm not the guy who steps in and goes, you know what, guys? I think I should switch to jungle. Why weren't you on mr

beast team he's your friend i think you could have booted up blitzcrank i think you could have landed a couple hooks and you would have been good no this is see this is what they were saying it's like you could just figure it out just dude it's it's a skill shot it's you point and click you don't figure it out on your 31st game of league i think you could i wasn't on mr beast team because he called me to do this he's like yo letty do you want to play in my in my event and i was like sure and he's like how good are you i was like i'm terrible i've played like 30 games lifetime and he's like okay i'll put you on ninja's team so you can maybe throw and help me win oh so he wanted me to be on their team okay an inside job i did wonder that mr beast with doublelift he was no he was

with the boy boy he was with the bad team that ended up technically winning. But since we did that third match, there's always. No, it's a road game. It leaves him guessing. Yeah. We won the road game. Road game. That's a hustle and a half. The hustle and a half made him pay 50K, which doesn't really hurt his bottom line.

That's pretty cool. I think that that's okay. Even though it was fun to make fun of you. I was happy to see my friend play video games. What? What happened today? Well, okay. So then after the event ended we went to dinner with that saw germa eat bread weird yeah i went to uh i met magnus carlson for the first time oh you've never met him never that was a big deal for you right

it was so they were doing a poker game for 20k originally i was supposed to do it but i didn't realize it was streamed i was pretty fucking out of it and i didn't have 20k cash kind of sucked i heard you had a shit ton of tech problems dude yeah there was no one was awful yeah oh gross they so they they started the stream they didn't realize there was no audio and there's a 15 minute delay so they waited 15 minutes of doing the stream and then chad was like no audio on the first 30 seconds of it they try to fix it 50 minutes passed their fix didn't work. So it took like 30, 45 minutes to actually do anything.

Yeah, that's delay-based production. We clicked out. We said, this is a bad scene. We left. We were watching and left. And we have a lot of respect for production. So I can imagine children all just left. Oh, yeah.

With no thought. They were molding. It was a bummer for Botes because I think it would have been cool They should have just Taken the phones and no delay What are they doing? Either way

But I met Magnus He was very cool Apparently he was nervous To meet me before I went in Did he say his name like Magnus? Like what is that? I'm Magnus Why would he say it that way?

Why would they say it that way? Because that's how The guy says it Who's named that in Dark The show Yeah but they're German And he's Norwegian. Yeah, it's different.

What is the... Different countries. Pronounce it differently. Okay, he's Norgay. Oh, Norgay. Okay. I love those guys. Shouts out.

Shouts out Length Blank and Henke. I met him. It was tight. The only thing, and the reason I am late here today and I missed my flight is because I stayed up late gambling with Mr. Beast. A lot of swag. Which is crazy. Is he crazy?

I can only imagine. A fucking psychopath. That's awesome. It is at like the High Roller roulette table, and he has like $100,000 in chips in front of him. He had won $ won 200k off a single roulette hand and uh yeah me and him are we're cut from the same is he playing the inside from the same yes we are he just has more money than me it's i was in vegas days before don't

you get that that's a lot of people were yeah but i went up 25 grand I took fucking Bellagio for a ride Bro Wait what did you leave with I'm still up I was a good boy How much are you up I'm up 25 grand It almost never happens this way That's why I was so happy

I literally walked by the fountain to go pick up Shake Drizzle Listening to fucking the Ocean's Eleven song The Bellagio was like hey that bald guy is borrowing Some of the money we're keeping from him they let me they put me on ice because i went back with shake drizzle i was up 15k and i'm like this is great i take another three and i'm like all right shake let's teach you some blackjack we go to the bellagio i fucking i run up that three to another 10 and i'm like this is too good shake we need to get we need to scram like scooby-doo meanwhile shakes tweeting the house always wins on his taiwan i told him i told him you will lose and i go back to the cage and they make me wait they're like we haven't approved your your win

yet i'm like what it's like yeah you were just there right i'm like yeah and they're like okay and they maybe sit there and i'm like shake they're gonna follow us around we got to get out of here but they gave me the money eventually but they don't like when you beat him up like that they don't anyway did jimmy beat him up so he was beating him up he wrote it from 10k to like 250k my bitch does jimmy beat it up is jimmy making a clap into the casino he's giving him back shots no no no i know now you don't know do you Do you think Jimmy knows it makes a sound? Well, he has his hose doing his work for him, and his hose is me and like Sapnap.

Okay. He has Sapnap. Imagine how many people in this world can make Ludwig and Sapnap the hose. This was Sapnap's job. Sapnap was sitting on the far left. There actually might have been puns. And since Mr. Beast was playing like all over,

he'd play like, oh, I'm going to go red this time and then play a bunch of random numbers on the inside. He was playing zero. In one turn, he didn't play zero and it hit. And he was really mad because he was going to do it in and Duel was like, no, no, no. So then he went to like Sapnap and he's like, you have to put this $500 chip on zero every single turn.

And every time he would do that. And if he was ever late, Mr. Beast would be like, you have to put this $500 chip on zero every single turn. And every time he gave him a job, do that. And if he was ever late, Mr. Beast would be like, do your job. And he'd be like, hey, sell this tomato sauce in your little wagon on the streets. Yeah. Little boy. I walk in and I'm like, I'm like, I see there was three reds and I'm like, shmeesh mop. I put like all my money. I'm like $500.

I put it on black. And Mr. Beast is like, oh, Lottie, you seem like you know what you're doing. And I was like all my money of like $500. I put it on black and Mr. B's like oh Lottie you seem like you know what you're doing and I was like, yeah, he puts like 50k there and I'm like Same bro, if I had his money would be the same but I'd be broke and he'd still be rich in a hits And he's like and he's like wow, you know what you're doing. I'm following you next and then I'm like, oh, okay this is stressful and. I'm following you next. And then I'm like, oh, okay, this is stressful. And so I'm like, red. And he puts like, you know, like 20K, whatever it is. And it hits and he's like, wow, you're really good.

And then he starts paying me out. He's like, I'm going to give you 1% of all my winnings. And I'm like, this is a tight gig. Yeah. This could go well pretty quickly. And he gives me like, whatever, 500 bucks. And I start playing and i do good for like a couple others and i say a lot i'm like i think i only got two more in me you know i

can only be lucky for so long and i and i go like the wrong color and he's like oh didn't love that from you and i was like okay well i'll bring it back daddy is not pleased with you and i and i go black again and it misses again he's like wow and then he's like you know what i i think i'm gonna go the opposite from what you do from now on and he starts doing that and then he starts winning and he's laughing in my face as i'm losing like hundreds of dollars yeah and he's winning thousands of dollars yeah the whole time by the way he has this giant like six five security guard great guy guy. Sweet lad. He's the same guy from the poker game? Yeah, yeah.

He's doing this. He's like, I told his mom I'd bring back some money. Oh. And he's like, Jimmy, maybe I take some and we bring it up to a hotel. And Jimmy's like, no, that's all right. Hey, can you call this guy like Chuck and tell him to bring more money? He's like, no, no. I remember we asked him when we were cashing out after the poker game because it

took forever and it was me ludwig and that guy and we're just like you uh like you get used to it huh and he's just like oh yeah he was very cool i was just in vegas with my brother and um i can't remember i don't think i said this on the podcast but um we're playing pie gal he's never played before he's very excited to learn this new game he's also wasted um and he's also the luckiest gambler of all time and we're sitting there i am down three grand which is the most i've ever been down in vegas and so i'm like damn i i can't i can't gamble anymore i don't want to play any more games so i'm just sitting with him while he plays pie guy i'm watching and he goes hey hey and he hands me like 100 bucks in chips he's like just play just play you keep half keep half and i was like okay usually when you gamble someone's money you split the winnings or whatever

um so i'm playing and uh you know when you're at like a blackjack table or pie table there's like the progressive screen and you just don't even look up there you never fucking win it yeah so uh i hit a progressive one on my pie gal hand i won a thousand dollars off of a fifteen dollar bet i have i got a straight flush in pie go i've literally never ever gotten on the progressive screen and my drunk brother pops off he's like watch fucking go but gets up he's hugging me he's just saying shit to everyone and then he uh he takes the money and then he scoops it all back in and then he just puts it in his bag and now i no longer have money good work and i'm not gonna tell him give me your money but we had this kind of agreement that i was

keeping half of whatever i won gambling yeah well the agreement changed so he changed it and then later after we're done playing pie go he goes where's all the money you want and i'm like i gave it back to you he goes oh i wanted you to keep half and i was like oh and then he just didn't give me any and i was like i wasted all my luck on that fucking yeah he stole your luck and now it's like when i got gifted a sub in amaranth it's stolen it's all gone yeah that'll happen look vegas taketh away i hope shaky d right now at this very moment right now this is a sunday we're recording this shaky dy D is not out of Vegas yet. Oh,

he's, he's, he's up like a thousand dollars off a chip. I gave him and I don't want it back, but I want him to go up and I want him to stay up. And I don't think he's going. I don't think he's going to, he teamed with a June bug at double down and June bug for people who don't know was a really,

really good project employer. Still, still is. And also a very good Melee player. Played Sheik. But Junebug went to this tournament and played only Dr. Mario the entire weekend. And teamed with Shake Drizzle. And in singles, Junebug made a run to get into top 12 of this major tournament with only Doc.

Which is a bad character. A character that he's only playing for a fun youtube video he's making yeah and and he skipped out on his top 12 qualifier match to play on sunday and finals to go see shin limb the the magician the goat yeah he has a really cool billboard and he's doing this and there's cards in the middle of his hands it's a shin limb show it's shin limb and it's all the same he's just like tussling his hair being hot but then he starts beating off and everyone's just like whoa

I went to the wrong one yeah look at that squad that's shake mokey uh what's his name Jorge in the plaid yeah dead center

that is so funny Shan's on the right nah I don't know yeah yeah that's tight I will wait can we talk about the other thing

from the tournament which is you alluded to it the Hbox bioweapon there was no illusion it was just what happened where Hbox

he alluded yeah yeah there was nousion it's still a noun but a journalist means you referenced it earlier yeah but there was an illusion but i didn't when you allude to something i think it means that it hasn't it's not real no you're thinking of illusion no no no no i'm not i'm not if you allude to someone, it means you're hinting at it. I alluded to it, but I didn't covertly, secretly say anything. I just said H-Box has hepatitis.

Which he doesn't have. So you're alluding to that. What the? We don't know that it's hepatitis. Right. I'm right about this. You're a dumb English major. Pull up the definition of allude.

Pull up the definition of allude. You want to win? Pull it up. He wants to win. He didn't get any W's. I think Ludwig is for sure right. Ludwig is right. We can't see because of the board. To call attention to indirectly hint at? I didn't hint

at anything. I just said he has it. You hinted that HBox was a bioweapon at this tournament by saying he has hepatitis. You're hinting at him having another disease because you are pretty confident presumably that he does not have hepatitis. Okay. As someone who actually cares about the English language, Hold it.

I would argue that it is not, that I was being much more specific than an illusion would be. Do you understand me? Now, there's probably some play here. There's probably a little bit of... Give daddy some play here. I'm trying to get some play. And you can give me some play in

the parking lot i'm just a smarter english major anyway i really think that hey no pull up the dm that you wanted to talk about real quick yeah yes no this is great smarter english major another log in in ludwig texting i'm blocking your number i just don't want to talk to you i just i don't care to talk to you why don't you want to be held accountable for the words you say when you text me i want to genuinely know what you were thinking when you said this text i want to know if you if this was a typo go ahead master english major this is today at 12 40 because i i understand crazy weekend with mr beast you missed your flight it happens we have to reschedule this isule the time that we were

going to record so we're kind of trying to reschedule the premium episode understandable circumstance and I uh you send me text about you coming late and then I say text Aiden for some reason whose now job is to message all of us I say probably

you're because you're asking when we do the premium and I say probably going to do the premium in Oz. And then you just reply with, shouldn't the Australian premium? No, I said, I didn't say that.

That's a lie. I said, shouldn't the Australian premium be for the Australian episode? But then my data cut out and it didn't send until four minutes later. Which is a complete thought.

Read your text. No, I know. I just told you, you dumbass. It didn't send until four minutes later which is a complete thought read your text no i know i just told you you dumbass it didn't send till four minutes later because i didn't have data so i wrote shouldn't the australian premium be for the australian episode which is a full thought which which you're saying is a w data cut out is having one yeah hold on hold on hold on hold on i see i'm gonna i'm gonna choose with the route of understanding here you're saying that your data went out in the middle because you're breaking it up into multiple texts and you're continuing your one text shouldn't the australian premium be for the australian okay because from my end these are like five minutes apart right

and that's why i was confused because i just got the first part of the text which which said shouldn't the australian premium and i'm like does that mean we do it with the episode you sent him in the shadow realm it was annoying because i then saw you roasting me in the replies but my text wouldn't send back i didn't roast you i just said what do you mean well then you had a segment for the podcast about it well he wanted to bring it up i didn't see his fucking phone so this is what i was doing and i was like fucking annoyed so then i this is a very reasonable paragraph this is a very reasonable explanation explained everything

this is a very reasonable let me let me tell you something what does that mean is not a roast it's just trying to get the info what does that mean and then presumably he was in a group and he's like check out this ludwig text and then he set up a segment for a podcast about it no i mean i'm doing it now yeah he said it before you came up because you took seven years to hork down your burrito so it did happen but no that that's a great explanation because i was surprised by this i would when you sent this first text and it just said that, I was really surprised because I feel like we've been having

some breakthroughs at the communication department lately and I was surprised that you would send a text like that. Yeah, that he had a stroke and then touched his phone with his fingers. Which isn't what happened. Vegas is a desert, it turns out.

Isn't what happened. Also, you were late for a flight when every place you stay in Vegas is three miles from the airport and the whole the whole premise of this conversation is you trying to make sure that something gets done because of the mistake that you made which it's like you taking accountability for it so i think the whole circumstance is great and i'm not trying to make fun of you i just thought that one text was very very it was It was just an overshoot. I shot for a

9am flight at Vegas when I was there for one night and I went to bed at like 4. It was just an overshoot. Did you press snooze? Did you look at your phone and say I'll get another flight? I didn't set an alarm. That's what I was going to ask. Why? Because I didn't have like a phone charger.

Because God's going to wake me up. Why? Because I didn't have one. I didn't pack one. I didn't have a toothbrush. I haven't brushed my teeth in 48 hours. I have a question. Are you packed for Australia? No. But he leaves like four days. Oh, right. He leaves with us. All right. Well, Aiden's also not packed. But he does leave. What? Yeah, I'm almost done.

Aiden packs real quick. Also, I pack fast. Also, we're going to Australia. Yeah, we're going to Australia. Oh, shit. Yeah, what's up? When this is up, we'll be in Australia. Yeah, what's up,as yeah you shouldn't say that dude yeah what's up marsupials why are you trying to fuck a marsupial you just said kanga you just said kanga with a soft a and i feel like that's weird yeah it's not weird to say it like that any marsupials wearing lululemon wombat australia want to meet up any more soup is it look like this I think the big thing because I think we've loosely talked about going to Australia maybe in different places

uh but the big change is that Ludwig has recently decided to go so we're gonna do an episode there yeah yeah just cool you time travel when you come back from Australia so uh you know you know Chad from anything from sorry Chad from cold ones yeah uh he's followed me for a while and i i think it's like adjacent to you i've never spoken to i don't know him and i've i've followed him since i was in like high school and um i met i dm'd him because we're going to australia and i was just like where you guys live it'd be cool to like meet up and do something and he's like uh when do you get here i told him the date he's like i'm in new zealand but i'll fly home early my wife's going to be mad

and i'm like i'm like okay hold on i don't know you yet i guess i guess i'll go hang out with you my wife is gonna be pissed like you don't have to do that enjoy the trip with your wife i must that sounds lovely you do not and he's like we'll figure it out she's gonna be so pissed i'm like stop doing this i won't meet with you i'll come meet with you anymore i'll come back you know what i could kill her if i just cut her head off then she won't be mad i'll kill my damn wife he just sends you a screenshot book the flight she's yelling at me right now thanks that might happen i don't know yeah that's cool a cool little crossover yeah we'll be there it'll be nice we're gonna fucking shake down some fucking ruse

You know who else is in Australia apparently That would be weird to meet I feel like is How to basic Really yeah he lives in Australia The zipper of Gold ones Certainly he's not open to just meeting people he doesn't know Yeah he's in his whole thing

Anemone Anemone It's like there's fish in it no i get it's the nemo reference yeah no what did you ever what have you seen get bricked up to that movie to finding nemo yeah yeah i like there is like two humans in that in that movie and one is a child that wasn't the question okay so you're saying to the fish yeah obviously the fish you fucking freak which fish well or the boatmen the boatmen aren't they like just the legs yeah yes sir a couple of bears on the ocean them seagulls saying my my and i'm getting fucking bricked i what about the turtle who is a cool surfer dude? Dude. Noggin. Cool surfer dad? Well, not Noggin.

Crush? Crush. No, no. Not the baby turtle, you fucking freak. No, they say Noggin. What's the matter with you? That's the voice line. Yeah, but you're talking about the baby turtle.

You're talking about dicking him down. What? No, he's talking about dicking down the big turtle. I am talking about dicking down the big turtle. I'm quoting the movie to be clear. He was quoting the movie. No one wants the movie to be quoted. No one's getting it.

You brought up Finding Nemo. And being erect at it, which no one is on board with. Oh, really? Zipper? We're going there. What is Zipper going to do for you? How is Zipper going to help you here? Look at that winning smile.

You know what he's about. You know what the fuck he's done. He's thumbing down, if anything. Yeah, I think Australia would be tight, though. It's going to be three days. you were hating on it three months ago i well yeah that's the annoying part things aligned no there's just streamers there now so you're excited oh really oh man i thought what it is bro oh that's okay well i'm gonna i don't get mad anymore i just accept that i'm gonna do cold ones and then i'm gonna hang out with Trash Taste guys.

And then I'm going to stream Phantom. And then we're going to do pods. So those four things. Yeah, but it was only the second two. You were like, Australia is boring. Who wants to go there? Not a good pod episode. Also cringe.

I think that's my very specific beef is that you're like, Australia is going to be cool. And three months ago, you were like, Australia seems kind of boring. Yeah, but now I'm excited about it. Yeah. I'm excited that you're going. I also found out it's winter there, which is cool. I like it.

I like what you're doing. I was looking at the weather and I was like, damn, I can wear all the clothes I can't wear here while it's a fucking 100 degrees all the time. It's only going to be like 70 something. No, it's colder than that. No. Not what the weather app said. Yeah, like 65. I also think it's cool that if you fly i think this is so i don't know why no one else is excited if you fly from australia to la at like noon on a sunday you

arrive at 9 a.m on the same sunday we get it this is like this is like a son this is like me and london london was explaining this and me and ladwig both look at each other into the same thing where it's like we could never grow up we just keep flying there and i'm just malding in the office listening to them talking about this this is like hassan tweeting he's like oh the sun goes down at like 9 30 and and comes up at 4 30 because he's in the uk right now oh yeah that's just how latitude works okay well to be fair i was in vancouver and thought the same thing but i was just happy about it yeah i wasn't mystified i just liked it it's cool how i do that when when people who live in l have lived in la or near the equator their entire life just fucking go to another city sorry my daddy doesn't

fly a plane i can go to singapore that's a good point seven you have been you've traveled you grew up in france you spent half of your life going to france every summer all set you went to saudi arabia and support their slave regime that's true you have done that supports what and then it's me soy jacking and it's aiden with a slave and it's the football team you're telling me you're telling telling me. We get an email and they're like, can we have MBS on the podcast? You guys wouldn't say yes. Martin Bailey Scott?

Who's MBS? The guy who produced the season two of The Office? No, Mark. He's Brownlee. He's the tech YouTuber. Oh, I love that guy. Yeah, MBS. Hey, if you're watching, we love your shit.

Yeah, he made that video about that phone with the big camera. Oh, it's so big. It's a big camera. It's a big camera to be on a phone i can't believe you saw it at some of your own videos sony sensor in there it's cool love that guy yeah get him on yeah yeah you know that guy makes great videos who is mbs muhammad bin salman oh right he's yo muhammad bin salman that's what i've been saying i was thinking about that and i couldn't all right i couldn't get there he's a politician who is a crown prince deputy prime minister minister of defense sexy so this is the guy this is the guy who was like all right all right we will open some movie theaters but we still get to kill journalists okay yeah well i think that's a good trade yeah i feel like

that's a w how much is imax like what are we talking yeah like like what journalist you know is it bright part are they french people should we care is what i'm saying michael babara put him in the white room 30 days yeah like you're saying like they sacrifice a journalist instead of they get killed in the action no yeah it's like it's like dark souls you have to link the journalist's flame every at the end of every cycle like paper mario you just throw one in and it goes and it spits out a random movie it's like it's like oh man top gun again he's kind of a shorter a shorter journalist from a shitty art magazine that comes like cheaper by the dozen yeah fuck yeah you you throw in like a hot cool journalist you get like fucking

infinity war you throw aiden in you get fucking planet earth and you're like fuck i wanted a movie planet earth is really popular so yeah all right let's circle back to it as we speak at this very moment double down which is a tournament happening in las vegas california is a tournament that is in las vegas california there's double down it's tournament melee tournament it's got melee and ultimate and melee top 12 has been going on today and rivals and cake assault won again that's true we were watching rivals and be like man this is hard to watch visually and then and then aiden was like damn cake assault did it again and then we all just got upstairs what character feels the pop-off fills the screen with smoke i can't see

anything that's true it's hard to see what's going on literally fills the screen with smoke that's a fighting game yeah i need to watch it's like having a thing laying in your game yeah that that is it's like playing mario party where he hits the vape and then he just blows it into the screen. Smokescreen. Anyway. Ooh, Joe took your shock on that one. I'm sorry. I saw a tweet earlier that just said, like, Rip Joe, you were the best.

And it's like someone's eulogy Twitter post. And I just thought about sending it to Nick Yingling and be like, not me, bro. Yeah, nice try. Not going to get me, bro. How much did you pay this guy? Nice try to Joe Dye. All right. So Hbox, he's a buff player you know you heard of the

kid you know what he did everybody know the goat you heard the screams he's fucking shows up he he can you pull up the tweet zipper it's like the probably the first one on if it's not already an apology post he got fucking oppressed he got yeah the woke mob really took one too i actually think liberals went too far this time this time they might have let's see who cancels who somebody somebody had a banger and it was uh it was hbox doing exactly what we all joked kyle shields would do that was kyle kyle tweeted that the thing i people joke about me doing he's doing um but yeah it's the one zipper where he's like uh it's it's it's his covet test and it's negative and he said went to the doctor because he was feeling like i wonder if he deleted it and he was like yeah he might have coughing up blood uh the doctor says it's either coveted or it's

a bacterial infection in my throat and then he just immediately says in parentheses it's not coveted yeah and then it shows uh it shows the certificate from Benchwarmers that says, I am 12. Don't worry, guys. Not COVID. Yeah. What's the business kid in BoJack Horseman? It's like the three kids in a coat. I didn't watch BoJack.

I think he deleted it, so I sent it to you on Discord, Zipper. Yeah. Go ahead, Aiden. He still showed up and beat SFAT and then left. Yeah. He looked like he was in Shadow of the Colossus at the end of the game when you're like, all the demons are taking your soul away and you're all haunted and ghoulish. Dude, he had martyrdom on.

You gotta take S-Fat with him, bro? Oh, God, dude. He looks like shit. Yeah. Look at his eye makeup. He's like, oh, this COVID's really kicking my ass. Yeah, so he said he's bleeding from the mouth. He was throwing up like blood

and he went to the doctor, not COVID, but then showed up not wearing a mask. imagine imagine he's got a mask on and he takes it off after the set just caked in blood on the inside yeah and i like how the new meta is like the only disease we have to worry about is covid no other illnesses can be transferred yeah okay so here it is i definitely woke up this morning and flew up blood flushed emoji this is not a joke he literally put the flushed emoji like the blushing guy went to urgent care 6-10 they said it's covid or bacterial effect in my throat slash uvula which means he has a vagina uh it's not covid anyway i got antibiotics plus steroids via a shot on my butt now i gotta play losers black and

i didn't see this part it's a covid test and then also a picture of him face palming but it's kind of like a thumbs up also. I do want to see what Steve said. Jesus Christ. He's trying to show the wristwear.

Steve the CEO of Team Liquid says dude take it easy. If you don't start feeling better with all those shots and stuff rest up. He did not tell him to stop competing because it's time

to bring home that fucking bag. Either way. TL gonna win when TL wants to win. Steve is like look Juan you've seen the books and you can't you need at least two more sets hbox throws up blood same tweet

except it's a spread pick that'd be fucking just like yeah woke up and flew up blood uh but check out check out the bands nobody's talking about how he still beat s fat though okay so he beat s-fat in this in this kind of state like literally a zombie walking the earth he still beats s-fat one of the best fox players around you kind of got bio bucked and then and then he uh probably most likely is looking at his phone seeing people take a dump all over him for one i'm wearing a mask because he has florida dna and also doing this whole thing and saying no it's not code and then he just dequeues himself probably because it was

like insane and you know so that's where we're at now and i thought it'd be fun to try to predict yeah gonna dequeue for safety this was after you know he looked at twitter also escorted myself out of the venue what does that mean it's just a fun way of saying i left also my people took me out it's like my cough so i thought it would be fun because we this is in the thick of it right now i think we should try to anticipate what his apology tweet is he doesn't make one no i think he says nothing more than why doesn't he apologize bro sorry the woke mob used the scamdemic to push him out of the venue go want it to grind like fuck you guys straight up one one hits the timeline tomorrow up yours moralist yeah yeah he's gonna tweeze and be like one demick got me again flushed emoji yeah and

then it's like a deep fried he's like a supreme hat do you guys think one shuts down the gucci store yes no one shuts down the gucci no he doesn't shut down the Gucci store? Yes. No. Juan shuts down the Gucci store. No, he doesn't shut down the Gucci store. He does not at all. He's a celeb. Hey, guys. Hey, we're going to need you to leave.

Okay, sorry. No, he shuts down the Gucci store because he has fucking COVID. Yeah, he's coughing all the shoes. Because he's coming in with blood all over his shirt. He's like, you guys have the cool slippers. How much is this one? do you have any female associates he's the goat i was how thinking about what you said how everybody just worries about covid as if it's the sole sickness that you could get because the most sick i have been in the past five years was that was uh the

genesis before covid oh yeah genesis sickness baby oh yeah it'll get you yeah one's like went to the dock not covid it's in parentheses just malaria gonna come for one more match consumption anyway don't make contact with me or it's really i also brought a jar of mosquitoes that i'm going to open on stage west nile the mosquitoes are still on me you know i was thinking about the other day because i uh i i took a flight and i just like wearing a mask i always just wear it and now it's funny because if you don't wear a mask you are considered like a pussy by some people but it's like you're just those people are basically saying oh i like being sick like in general some people but it's like you're just those people are basically saying oh i like being sick like in general oh yeah like it's just to not get sick at all we

were talking about this like when you wore a mask before covid you were just a person who's careful like at events and stuff yeah but now your uber driver's like what's that for yeah it's like it's like well do you like being sick and they they got to be like, well, yeah, I guess. They're like, I think the whole thing is blowing out of proportion. Yeah, it does suck that it's warped into a statement. Because when I got super sick in January before COVID, I was wearing masks on planes because it was like, yeah, I'm very sick right now, but I need to go somewhere.

I should probably not breathe in people's faces. Yeah. I remember we all stole someone's mask. There was like one person that had a shit ton of masks and we all bummed them because we were scared of getting genosickness yeah i have a picture that i post every now and then it's me i cut a hole in my mask and i put a cigarette in it and i thought that looked funny uh and that was before covid was a thing so that's how covid was invented yeah that's those are the two variables that unlock yeah

I Wu-Tang to my mask and it mixed with all the cool modern day mad men yeah it is yeah dude uh do you see that Joe how about you go fuck yourself from the yard patreon he paid for cameos for Josh do you guys watch I did see that. Yeah. One of them was from Shoe Nice. Yeah. Do you guys know Shoe Nice? I didn't finish the Shoe Nice one.

I'm surprised that guy is alive. Isn't it crazy? Dude, I was around when Shoe Nice ate a full toilet paper roll. Yeah. How do you survive that? With heart. Wait, did he eat the core? He ate everything.

He ate the whole thing. he ate the whole seeds and everything the heart of the artichoke the video of him slamming the whole bottle of absolute vodka in 10 seconds is crazy dude I I think it'd be so funny he comes out of

all of those videos he ends every video like like what a fucked up porn star looks like at the end of a break just tears streaming down his face just like sobbing like i did it for you yeah he's always like thank you do you think before he like busts down or maybe like goes down somebody, he's like, Shoe nice. Let's go for seven seconds. Three, two, one. Shoe nice eats your pussy in three seconds flat.

I'll be in that shit like shoe nice. Dude, this is a rapper named Since 99 who's kind of adjacent to Babytron. And he has a bar where he says eat the beat up like shoe nice. Oh that's why he's the goat that's hype yeah do you guys are you are you guys gonna replace me yeah with carl yeah you're replaceable do you know so you want did that prove it did you finish the whole episode uh yeah there was a part where he was like uh me and hassan were talking about like getting the front yard yeah cutting love with it we were like oh it's fine and then i saw hassan completely like a week later at ludwig's birthday and he comes up he's like uh yeah so i have an idea for like a podcast called the front yard with me you and carl and he brought up independently yeah yeah i was like when he brought up the joke too i because

i heard across the room i'm like uh-oh yeah it's happening it's really happening here's the thing we can't Carl's he doesn't live close enough he won't move you'll go? you would move to North Carolina look after I saw their setup he signed me up brother yeah the Iron Church was really

and I tell you what I love Catan and I've always said that. I'll play Catan the rest of my life. They did have so many versions of Catan. I will put a picture of any CEO he wants up in my bedroom. I don't care. Dude, yeah.

I listened to the episode and I was like, I was like, fuck, it's funny. You're just going to yes man him all the way down? Yeah. Fair enough. Fair fair enough what do you think we do with you i'm on the front yard i made the no man me to a too high of a degree possibly excuse me you no man me to too high when's the last time i no manned you when you said i was wrong about eluding oh well you were you were wrong you no i don't think i was wrong what i

genuinely think that you called it you you said eluding is when something didn't happen. Yeah, but I still think I used it. Rippers in your shot. In the wrong context. Rippers in your shot for the rest of the ep. That doesn't punish me. What is on your toe? What is on your toe?

That rewards other people. That is gross. Oh, shit. My grippers got the fur involved. I wanted to. Grippers with the fur. What's wanted i wanted to grippers with the fur so i got the what's going on over there why are you eyeing me what the fuck is going on what what was that i don't know something on my toe i just got it okay okay all right listen

an audio there was a there was a piece of debris on ludwig's toe that flicked almost over into his mouth and i don't know what it was it was like a black peppercorn or something it was very weird piece of tape it was a piece of tape on your feet uh yeah yeah this is why we're replacing you by the way why for your three minute segments on pieces of tape what the fuck did i do i'm funny you're funny this is fine so uh so i'm wearing the burks aka the lesbian threes or whatever you want to call them and uh and before i bought these i reached out to phil who uh uh styled ludwig for mogul money live our stylist designer friend we have i said i want to buy these do you like them and then phil comes back to me and sends me the rick owens versions that the collaboration of rick owens and birkenstocks

that are much more expensive he's the only uh designer i know about and uh and i was like those are really expensive and they look better but they're they're not as different where i'm like i just don't these are already kind of expensive i'm still gonna buy the cheaper ones and i bought the cheaper ones and i was happy with my purchase and i wore them and i went down to the local coffee shop where we always had to go and hang out and right when i walk in the barista that everyone at the coffee shop we go to they all dressed fucking cool what's up with that it's fucked up like how do i afford in that shit it's like isn't it hot are you hot in here fucking working don't make the world i walk in and he goes yo are those the rick owen burks and i had to say no and i understood yeah you had the falenciaga i had

the fucking ball siena goes and he's like i was like damn i should have bought the cool ones how much were they the more expensive expensive? I don't remember. They were very expensive. They were like $800, $100, something like that. Okay. Yeah, Rick Owens is cool. I had a friend when I played Dota, and he had a friend who was really into K-pop. That's how I got into K-pop.

And this friend was super into K-pop groups and Rick Owens specifically. And we all would hang out in calls all night. And I know a shitload about Rick Owens and his whole philosophy based on just being friends with this guy. Yeah. Also as someone who like dresses in Amazon t-shirts and you know, at the storefront in LA zipper, you can find this. If you go to Yelp and type in Rick Owens, it's one of the photos.

He's so money. There's a, there's a bench that is, is Rick Owens and he's like upside down and he's the thing you're sitting on. It's really creepy. I also, I also had an idea. I was at me and you I maybe I had this idea independently yeah that's the Rick Owens chair in the changing room I want to be him so bad I wanted to commission someone to make one of those of Aiden and then I wanted to give it to you for your new place oh that'd be fine I thought you would say like put it in like a park somewhere no it's Aiden with a glass table on top and he's just like holding it up yeah and then we put it in your

living room what if we made a fuck doll of aiden oh no that's what i didn't want to he's got a tight little butthole yeah that's what i because if you put like that rick owens bench someone's coming on that guy's face it looked like he was ready to get plowed yeah and i don't want that for you aiden then why i do want to make you a fuck doll no i don't want to make you you don't want that no oh i think we need to draw the line i don't want wow i don't want aiden to get his little sweet butt fucking take why do you say it like that then because you said it like you wanted it it is sweet but you're not saying it like you have you're not trying to what's like like candy to me Your argument's weaker by the moment Wait It's not weak His butt's like candy to you

But you don't want a fuck butt? Yeah Is That's exactly what I'm saying Okay What's up? I'm running for congress And I'm against gay marriage

Wait Well Of all that Yeah you got a sweet little candy butt And I want it all to myself Will you Will your Does that make sense to you Aiden?

Are you following? Do you understand? He seems confused, to be honest. Your butt's like Skittles to my mouth. Your butt is like Skittles to my mouth, Aiden. Do you understand me? Dude. And I want you to know that.

Me and Aiden, we're gonna move on. So me and Aiden... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your butt's like candy to me. Do you understand me? I wanna wrap you in nerds rope. Your butt's like a snickers bar but it's all inside out yeah i want to i want to dip you in i want to dip you in flax seeds like a

like a like a fun dip your butt's like cherry fun dip to me and i got all the chalk you'll ever need. The trash chase is 20% women? That's crazy. Maybe 30. Me and Aiden last night were doing our postcards and we all get this email at the same time that's to bid on potentially getting an upgrade.

You have to win the bid versus the other people. To get a business class flight. On our Australian flight. And I haven't bid. And Aiden has bid. And I say to Aiden, I go, what'd you bid? And he goes, I'm not fucking telling you. Because he thinks I'm going to outbid him and try to get it from him.

Oh, that's fucked up. This is also corporate funds. So you need to disclose this to me. So he's like, oh, I forgot about yeah that's right i actually i actually forgot about yeah yeah i thought so so anyway so uh aiden aiden wouldn't tell me how much he bids so i get salty so i go bid also for funds and i don't tell aiden what i bid okay and uh and aiden after i bid has the fucking has the fucking gall to look at me and go, what did you bid?

And I'm like, I'm not going to tell you. Why did you ask? Because you can reopen it. I thought it was all set and done. It's not locked. Did you know you could open it again? Yes. You dog. What are you doing? Why would you ask me? Are you bidding right now? Are you bidding right now while we're potting? How much is it?

No. Dude, my bro's bidding and potting. Dude, how much is it? My bro's bidding right now. Is it a lot, Ludwig? Tell me, Ludwig. God damn it, I missed the window. Oh. He bid like $1,500.

Wow. Did you increase it? All to be able to lay down. Hmm. Interesting. No, they're pretty lit. It's in AUD. Oh, I know.

Oh. AUD. It's like seven bucks. Yeah. Yeah. It's Monopoly money Yeah I can't believe you asked me

Yeah that's insane Yeah cause maybe What went through your head Maybe Okay this is my thought process Is I have nothing to lose Yeah

Yeah you piece of shit Except like Dignity and respect Yeah but he doesn't care About those things bro Right they're invisible They don't count He should have looked at me

And said may the best man win Not what you What did you bid I'm not telling him He can Fuck I don't count. He should have looked at me and said, may the best man win. Not what you fucking... What did you bid? I'm not telling him. He can... Fuck, I don't... He's gonna call. Well, we can't change it.

He's gonna call and be like, we can't change it now. No, he's gonna call and be like, my dad's a pilot. Does that mean that? Yeah, he knows secret strats. Don't give him this.

Yeah, he knows the fucking secret. Fuck this guy. Go fuck yourself. This guy flies fucking light. What he does is he pulls up to the desk. When they first arrive, he goes,

so you know my daddy? My daddy knows how to fly these planes. You know of straight line McKay, right? So i'm his son yeah they all go you walk up with some aviators stuff my dad's hot uh can i get business class right now i'm goose's son that's no your dad wouldn't be a goose he's a survivor he lives okay he's a maverick still is alive yeah yeah that's what i'm saying all right well this joke i'll make it again in like 40 years whatever wait what'd you say i'll make the joke again in

40 years when aiden's dad is dead oh you know i you know what i do think is really funny and i i it's this is this is funny to call out i think because i don't know i don't know if it would have played out how i thought but my parents were were in Vegas this weekend. Dude. No. No, no, no. We don't need to talk about that one. His parents are in Vegas this weekend and Aiden, I find this out because he goes up to me.

No, I don't want to talk. Wait, what is this? I don't want to say it on the podcast. I don't want to say it on the podcast. It's a podcast. It's a podcast. I'm also going to vegas one night only you're being incredibly baby don't get it goes and he goes and he goes

so my mom's in vegas this weekend and i'm like i'm like oh oh he's like maybe to link up I was like what he's like well yeah my dad bailed so she's all alone good time she's looking for a good time yeah she's looking for a stud hold on this is exaggerated is that true is your beautiful lovely mother looking for a stud my mommy needs a big bar she needs a she needs a maverick this is what happened this is what happened is my my mom and dad were going to vegas this. And I was going to go meet them originally, but I could not. Because this week just got too busy. But for the first part, my mom got there first for a day without my dad. Because he had something to do for work. So he was going to get there a day late.

And my mom, when she was telling me about this trip i told her i was like oh that's cool like ludwig and some of our other friends from around the country are going to be in vegas for like this mr beast event and like a smash tournament and she's like oh i finally get to meet double lift which was weird because i don't usually bring him up. And she kept asking like where you were doing the event because I think she had this idea that she could like check out what you were doing that weekend. Like it was an open thing. I'm just going to stop by.

Yeah, like a booth. And I think I told her, I was like, yeah, it's in like the Luxor. And that's weird weird we were sitting in the we were sitting in the office and I was just like that's how I brought it up like my mom's in Vegas this weekend but he said it in a way that

she's not hanging out with anybody like I couldn't link up with her after that unless I was going to go fuck his mom because he said it in such a sexually suggestive way yeah well because I thought it would be funny this is what I miss out on by not being in the house and you were late to the flight unless I was going to go fuck his mom. Because he said it in such a sexually suggestive way. Yeah. Because I thought it'd be funny. See, this is what I miss out on by not being in the house. And you were late to the flight? Yeah.

Yeah. It was, oh. Oh. Interesting. Is that what gambling with Mr. Beast means? Fucking. Yeah. Oh, I was going Beast mode.

Yeah. No. I helped my mom fuck one of my friends. Anyway. He calls his dick Mr. Beast, bro. My dad was there yesterday, right right while you're still in vegas and my dad is texting me but there's little like typo errors and stuff so i think my dad was drunk texting me no that was me using his phone which come on he involved let's just say the longer they keep their hands on they went a thousand dollars my parents don't drink very much it's funny to get a drug

text from my dad because like it just never happens and think about curving it sometimes i'm in the sky right now i've thought about turning once or twice i hope i hope the autopilot don't fail i'm really sorry about those texts last night i would never turn up texting me a lot he's like asking what i'm up to right now have you seen your mother he sent me like a nice thing he's like he's like i wish uh we wish you were here like like that's that's like a nice sentiment right and i'm still we're still doing the postcards like an hour passes and it's like a nice sentiment, right? And we're still doing the postcards. Like an hour passes, and it's like, I think it's almost midnight. And my dad texts me again, and he just sends me, what's Ludwig's number?

That's really funny. Which is really funny, because I think my dad wants his number so that he can call you to see if my mom and dad can meet up with you that night. If she can meet up with you. Yeah, and I just make... I just call an audible. I'm like, Dad, he's at like a poker event right now.

Oh, you coward. I don't even answer the question directly. You're a coward. You were afraid. You were afraid. You were afraid. You were afraid. You were afraid.

You were afraid. You were afraid. You were on the stream. You were on the stream. I didn't want to give you... For five minutes... Well, he did dip out from poker. He dipped out way early.

Yeah, played one hand. You capped. We turned off the broadcast. We didn't know that. No, no. You did not turn off before I played one hand. We turned off the broadcast. We didn't know that. No, you did not turn it off before I left. No, remember we kept saying we're in Ludwig.

If it was 12, there's a time one. You say something about buying in for 15K and then I thought you were punting 15K and I thought you were coming back to the stream

later or something. No, I played one 5K hand because I didn't want to be disrespectful and then I left. He was setting up rose petals in the Bellagio suite. Yeah. I wish I hung out with your mom and dad i don't honestly that'd be fucking

fun imagine i run up a couple grand with aiden i actually do think my parents are fun people to hang out with especially in that way stop saying it like this this is i just said i don't like this i made what it what happened why are you mad he just said they're fun to hang out with. What happened? Why are you mad? He just said they're fun to hang out with. I'm sure your dad's great too. Listen, I would do... Listen to me. I would do anything for her. That's all. I wanted to tell you.

You already gave me one chance. I would do anything for her. Unthinkable things. Just know that. We are all uninvited to Thanksgiving. By the way. Can we go to your family reunion by the way? The family reunion? So just know that, you know, can you just, we are all uninvited to Thanksgiving, right? By the way, can we get your family reunion by the way?

The family, dude, I, so we were talking to, I'm going to a family reunion at the weekend after we get back from Australia. And, uh,

I brought this up when it was me, Ludwig and Yingling in the office. And, uh, Yingling immediately says, yo, can I come? Like,

cause he, he's's joking he just wants to insert himself into any situation but i'm like yes you can't you actually can come if you want to you're a lot like it would be awesome if you came with me to my family reunion that'd be fucking hilarious yeah he immediately backs down yeah he starts asking me to buy his flight like what i can't handle him i yelled at him earlier today i said i cannot be there for a fucking week with you nick gingley if you're commenting on every road sign you see i'm gonna fucking shoot myself do not do it this is we decided this last night because we realized yingling yingling uh had bought his flight to go to australia he's coming

on the trip with us right he is not going on the same flight as us. We're all flying direct. Yingling has a 12-hour layover in Fiji alone. I don't even know where that is. He said, as an American, can I go to Fiji? You know what he was Saudi Arabia? You know what he unironically fucking said to us? He's in the room and he goes,

there's no fucking Vegas suites in Fiji. There's only beachside hotels. A real sentence that came out of his mouth. He said that whole sentence. The first time England has left the country was Vancouver like a month ago. And I'm like, you want like the strip there? What is your point?

He's my goat. No. I love that guy. He's going to land and he's just going to have to figure it out. I don't want to deal with England. That's the same soul that that that's the american tourist soul that has people go to fucking disneyland every time instead of going anywhere else you're saying nick yingling's true calling is disneyland yeah i think he'd be happy

there yeah he would be it's safer for him anyway he's gonna rent a nice villa in fiji and and and take photos alone oh yeah we told him for this 10 hour period the yard would pay for one night in a in a suite in fiji if he if he took a hundred photos for a nick yingling experience slideshow yeah we got to talk about on the episode next i would love that very much that's a great idea but he also me and the yingling last night when aiden gave up and when aiden goes to bed on postcards and me and Yingling are in the fucking trenches 1am finishing them all. We watched a ride through of one of the Super Mario World rides

that exist and he goes, this is like Disneyland but Mario. He's like Hassan and he goes, I love anime. I can't fucking. I literally alone in a room with him I said, yeah dude, what the fuck are you talking about? It's a fucking

amusement park. And what did he say to that? He just didn't say anything. You should in a room with him i said yeah dude what the fuck are you talking about it's a fucking amusement park and what did he say to that he just said didn't say anything you should respond because when you talk you should be intending to have a response he pointed at the sky in the video and said is that is that really the sky no or are they in a room no i'm dead i'm dead serious he goes are they in a room and i'm like how big would the room have to be, Yingling? Today's a holiday for Yingling, if you don't know. It's 7-10, which is National Dab Day. It's also National Capybara Day.

Well, the dab users are trending on Twitter. So where are the capybaras? No, don't say that. No. Hey, fuck them. Ludwig, don't say that. Fuck them. Don't transition into some sort of British accent. You know why it's National Dab Day,

by the way? 7-10. Because Noel saw his shadow. It's actually a really dumb reason. It's because upside down, it spells out oil. Dude, that's just a idea. Like some guy was sitting there and he's like Yeah. It's also National uh the drums in donkey

kong day because that's what they also say on them when they're flaming so oh yeah we were talking about this at your birthday because we were arguing about like a valorant game that we played when everybody like it just in the yard like friend server that we have and uh yingling was playing with me for a while first before playing with anybody else and we get into the second game and he's just like i'm so fucking high right now like i just keep hitting my dab pen and i'm like dude just why don't you stop hitting the pen that sounds like an easy solution for one we get into the fourth game over the course of like three four hours is talking less and less and less and we're getting it we're finally five stacking and everybody else is uh talking except i'm not talking very much

and yingling's not talking at all and i realized that yingling hasn't said anything in almost 20 minutes and then all of a sudden pops up in the corner of the chat it says boss baby took one more dab so high right now transcribing his like brain yeah with his boss baby smurf account in the corner in the discord unmuted just not saying anything that's yeah well we we called them over it was at ludwig's birthday party there's a bunch of us and uh i started like nick and i started talking about playing valorant with aiden that night and he was like and he just fucking he didn't do anything and he did and i'm like well let's get him over here aiden like jerry springer like let's bring him down we have aiden in the studio aiden and i was like oh he's kind of

wanders around he's like the top frag he's like hey one and then we start explaining the whole thing it's like you didn't do this it's this and he's like yeah and then and then he's like yeah i thought fred and then he did yeah he's like yeah i top frag then he's like, yeah, I top bragged. And then he's like, yeah, I top bragged. And I'm like, well, Nick, what do you have to say to that? And he's like, he didn't molly. He's supposed to molly. He has a character who has it. And then he did.

It was extremely funny. And that brought me to another just a little topic is that all of our friends are really funny. And at your birthday party, it was really nice. Dude, okay. So one quick anecdote at the birthday party, there was a bunch of gifts and i i like i've i've had a few birthday dinners but i don't usually get that many presents and i don't like receiving presents like even before i had any success on youtube i hated like christmas because i would open a gift and i feel like i am bad at showing that i am grateful for the gift

even if i feel it and i and i end up looking like a robot no i am very grateful and i think it's very nice but i like you and cutie are a robot no i am very grateful and i think it's very nice but i like you and judy are a hilarious combo because you can't show when you're grateful and she can only show when she's ungrateful yeah so every christmas i'd be like wow this is great but i'm like you know i sound like a fucking shitty child actor yeah like you got socks you don't want to hurt grandma's feeling yeah but but i do like the socks okay and so and i see this mountain of gifts at my birthday because like 30 people came over for dinner and i'm like i'm like okay well maybe i don't have to open them in front of them and then cutie's like okay everybody round up to the living room it's gift opening time

and i and i pull her side i'm like no i saw this on the roof yeah i heard ludwig be like i don't want to do that i'm'm going to kill myself. I'm not going to sit there. It's also hilarious because she's like, for your birthday, I got you a YouTube video. And that must have been

after that conversation. Yeah. Because I was like, hearing now that you were like, your gift you got me for my birthday is going to make me kill myself. It's really funny.

I was like, I hated it before, but now it's even worse because now I'm like Dudley who has like a thousand presents and you're watching like the millionaire open up his gifts. I also wish 37 this year i also wish she would

have told us that the gifts were gonna go in a video because i might have gotten something different both of you no mine's fine no mine was mine was a question mark here's the i'll give it to you i don't know if it can but the the basic premise is that everybody got me a shirt that was a like a funny shirt because i own a lot of funny shirts and uh and i would open them and i would show them and everyone would laugh and i would guess who got me the shirt and there's some shirts that clearly people didn't know youtube videos in mind because it'd be like wu-hom flu and then a bat okay hold on in defense of whoever got you that one because it ain't me yeah whoever it was it said wuhan wild wings dangerously contagious yeah or so sorry so good they're contagious and then there was like one and it was like it's it was

the hooters logo and it said 9-11 and there's twin towers yeah that was cuties and it said hooters never forget no it said something even funnier it was like a play on it it's like we wing will never forget or something like that they're crazy shirts my favorite one was probably the one zipper got me which i wore at the burial card event which was coots smoking weed yeah dude that shirt was so tight yeah it was very very but it's worth the next day too the most problematic one was the native american man and it's just a stolid a native american man just staring into the camera and it said trust the government yeah it was it was a crazy shirt that is such a fucking insane shirt i don't know what it stands for i don't know either let me say

every shirt that came out of this night was thrifted except no no no a lot of them were like made most of them were thrifted most of them were oh really maybe one was coots and the ones and then atrioc one which was like i have three million subscribers painted ones too yeah oh yeah and then the but yeah like most of them were thrifted yeah yeah that native american one was thrifted and uh whoever saw the reason mine was so insane was it came out of a thrift store i found that oh did i would never make that you mean no no oh my god it's so much better it's a triple xl racist t-shirt that is parodying buffalo wild wings yeah and i was like dude i have to take this yeah or else he'll just die well the native american one i saw at goodwill i was like, dude, I have to take this. Yeah. Or else he'll just die. Well, the Native American one I saw at Goodwill, I was like, what does this mean?

Yeah. And I was like, well, this is a puzzle. Yeah, exactly. I'll get this one. Exactly. Yeah. And then the only one that was made was Hassan's. It said 9-11 was poggers.

The one I didn't give you that I thought about giving you that I kept was it's a shirt that has the Fendi logo around the whole neckline. But then the shirt itself is a all over uh repeat print of the mcdonald's logo yo and then instead of saying mcdonald's it says mcdonald's and i asked the guy at the register i said dude where did this fendi mcdonald's shirt come from and without even looking at it he goes it's mcdonald's and i looked down and read closer and it's just like a he's like yeah these just like come out of taiwan he's like yeah that'll be six dollars they just

they literally just spawn from taiwan and we don't know how they exist just imagine it's one dude in the factory just changes the file print and then that day they just have fendi mcdonald's and they're like yeah right they ship 20 000 it'll sell hard. The one that zip to you got you, which is a Johnny Bravo. And it says Johnny likes on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That one's thick as fuck. Yeah. They were tight. So I have a, I have a, I kind of want to do a photo shoot with all of them. Yeah. That'd be great.

Yeah. Uh, anyway, that's, that's it fellas. We're well past 90. We gotta get to the airport. Yeah.

You guys got a dip in dots going Australia. You lose two days. Have fun because you were so late, I have a punishment for you. Okay, daddy. Don't fart. Don't fart. Come on, dude. No, they smell bad today.

I'm going to get out of here quick. Okay, we're going to do the premium in Australia. Bye-bye. Bye, everyone.