The Yard - Ep. 64 - If We Swear The Podcast Ends

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

This week, the gentlemen discuss the state of the channel, Ludwig going to the YouTube creator summit and an upcoming show Ludwig has with xQc.

so then i said no not that chauffeur no Oh, man. Oh, man. Hello, everybody. Hello. Everybody out there in the audience. Welcome back to the Yard podcast. Intro right in the beginning. Sorry, wait. Bienvenidos.

Bienvenidos back to the Yard podcast. Today, we are here with just a regular episode, but this time, a little bit more gentlemanly. We're so dapper. Let me cut to the chase. How about you cut to it chase bank you two have been cut as well as my friend chase anyway we've had a few difficulties with the past few episodes getting demonetized due to susan youtube doesn't think that being a little uncouth podcast is youtube worthy doesn't think that the advertisers would be happy with what we produce and being associated

alongside with it. And we're here to prove them that we can be downright classy. Dare I say gentleman. We're classy gentlemen Susan. We can really snap and also slay so we're hoping to do both of those today. And Slime normally I might raise my voice at you here

but you're not sitting in your chair unprepared and I'm wondering if you'd be more of a gentleman he was also late to our daily tos reading today which i didn't appreciate sidebar is this a demerit might be demerit this is looking like the first demerit of the podcast it's not a demerit just a clarifier i'm sorry you calling me a dude? A peasant? For anyone watching- Sorry, uh, queen. Uh, dude. Thank you. The demerit system please, Ludwig.

If anybody says a swear or anything that's uncouth or ungentlemanly, they will get a demerit and will receive a swift backhand from one of us to the face. Just like in the ancient times of Great Brimpton. If you don't mind, like to call out our first demerit. What did I do? No. What do you mean no? Sir Aiden. Aiden. Oh! Sir Aiden of Loxley.

Sir Aiden of Loxley? What did you do? Well, you got, for one, your good old fashion. Look at this. He's wearing a suit that looks like he just came from a wedding and then, or excuse me, a funeral. And then he has a tag on it and it says British tradition meets Japanese spirit, which is

cultural appropriation. What does that mean? Shame on you. What the heck does that mean? Stand up and turn around. Show them the back. He left on the small cross stitch that stops the flaps from flapping as a gentleman's flaps should flap.

So your gentleman flaps are just waving in the wind all stinky. You have stolen gentleman valor. Yeah. So is that a demerit? So the demerit that we decided is that you get, I almost said it. Oh my God. You get backhanded.

Yes. Like for real. Yes. But I don't think that counts because we were just saying swears are a demerit. No. My tailor. For 20 years reason. My tailor wasn't available. It wasn't my tailor. You went to the just saying swears are a demerit. No. To swear it. My tailor. For 20 years reason.

My tailor wasn't available this morning. You went to the mental. This morning. My tailor wasn't available this morning. Right. And. We had the same tailor. So I wouldn't dare handle this fine fabric myself.

Uh huh. So you would know as a fellow gentleman. I thought you would know that. Right. Right. So if you are someone at home watching and you leave those cross stitches, you will look like a total buffoon. Buffoon.

You look like a buffoon. Dare I say silly goose? I don't know. Man. So I didn't think Ludwig was wearing a belt, but he is wearing a belt. Would it be ungentlemanly of me to grab his member with my hand. Why? I took the sexual harassment training

course last night. You just did it? Just now? Well, I have to do... I know. I have to do an extra long one. Because I'm a supervisor. There's a question in there. If your bald co-worker touches your member

until you climax... Yeah, that is big also i get one is that what i mean this bald guy gets one what get one what you get one like hey i am gentlemanly yes but you have to claim the one time before you say it this is my one time he gets to cash no you don't get to touch my member because that's one of my one tied wait i don't get a one-time? You can both use your one-times. Am I not a supervisor? To be clear, you used it as an attack and he used it as a block. I didn't do anything. You never get to one-time touch my member. Why? Because that involves me. Your one-time is a you thing. Each

employee gets their one-member touch per year. I'm using my one-time agents on my wife. Oh! That's kind of cool. We're married. You're married to him now. We should redo the training i think it would be helpful because i feel like we missed some lessons and maybe we were distracted by david i haven't done the training yeah it shows because it's so channelmanly it's within me you know what

i told you i made the training i don't know if i told you guys that i told aiden i can tell you haven't done the training not because of you harassing people but because of how often you let people harass you and i don't think he knows what the difference is yet that is true you are kind of an open book uh-huh you want to say they will get harassed and come home and be like i actually met such a cool dude today yeah you grabbed my face and like kissed me passionately and i pulled away and then we hung out for another seven hours that is a funny thing to say because that did happen kind of i'm opening loose like a pillow sack what like a like a hobo stick in a bundle with all kinds of tools and all kind of tools surprisingly large items in it this is tasteless by the way considering what happened last week

and all the things that have been happening this is a tasteless bit his experience the tasteless bit and you've brought tastelessness into this i apologize for bringing the tastelessness in i was talking about my mcdonald's experience that aiden's also gone through mcdonald what would the clown do that was a that was a code for macd but now i have to say it because you guys didn't pick up on my code he is kind of the burger clown crazy do you think we won't cut this first no no i know we will i'm just saying that I was trying to do it slyly, but you didn't pick it up. Oh, okay. Do you think that Ronald McDonald is a gentleman as well?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. He's a clown. He created McDonald's, where gentlemen go to feast. How could he not himself be a gentleman? You said he's a clown all dismissive. He's a clown. Like a jerk. You're telling me someone had the idea to make chicken that cheap and they himself be a gentleman? You said he's a clown all dismissive. He's a clown. Like a jerk. You're telling me someone had the idea to make chicken that cheap and they weren't a gentleman.

And in the shape of a nugget. Also, why do you think chicken is their main thing? Do you think that chicken nuggets should be the default? Why, when you are a gentleman, do you become creepy? You're creepy. Is that not what a gentleman does? Is that not who a gentleman is? This doesn't look so funny. You know what? This is how gentlemen speak. You know what I keep picturing my head this scene in the Robin Hood where he leans sucks the diamonds office fingers we all get one big ring suck? You can't let us suck your ring, boss.

Being a gentleman is about cigarettes. There we go. Come to think about it, we didn't even kiss you on the cheek when we came up here. That is true. We actually should have done the French intro. Because we're late, can we kiss you on the mouth? Can we kiss you on the mouth because it's a punishment? We all go in as three.

You become terrible people. Stop touching me. Look, I did some gentleman study, and this is where it got me. I'm a bit of a gentleman. I'm a bit of a creep. It's like the same realm. Have I told you guys how I taught Myth to smoke cigarettes like a gentleman? How do you do that?

Did you teach him to smoke cigarettes? Yes. Or he already knew how, and he taught him how to do it like a gentleman. I made him smoke his first ever cigarette. I introduced it to him, which is like a weird how to do it like a gentleman. I made him smoke his first ever cigarette. I introduced it to him. Which is like a weird thing to do in 2022. Whoa! You get demerit!

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I mean I would destroy him That's why you're not doing it first Zipper can we see this? Zipper's also dressed up I'm doing this because he wrongfully did the gentleman Just do it You said a bad word Audio listeners we have Aiden standing tall

Looking like he went to his first ever funeral. Didn't even cut the back flaps. Nick, getting ready, puts right foot first. I've never seen a man in a bolo tie slap somebody. Yeah, he's trying to get power from the legs here. He's really milking this moment. Dude. He's setting it up.

Wow! That was so clean. That was great. That was an extremely clean backhand. That was very mechanical. Yeah. That was like... That was the most gentlemanly backhand I've ever seen.

That was a Naja Houston backhand. Yeah. That's how they backhand in like Game of Thrones. And if you look at my wife ever again, it'll be two. That's right. So wait, wait, he's your wife. Is this anecdote not from excrement camp? Yes.

You look at a mirror again. A gentleman would never double dip on the same story that he told just two weeks prior. It's the excrement zeitgeist, by the way. First. Second. I don't think I... Did I tell this? 100%.

You talked about smoking cigarettes when you were drunk, but you're also bringing up things from S-Camp, which is cringe. Excrement zeitgeist. Oh, I see. That's what you did. I just call it S-Camp 7. Yeah. This is not the 7. This just call it S Camp 7. Yeah. It's just called 7.

This was with Seer and Myth, right? I thought I told you this privately, not on the pod. It was on the pod. Oh, then never mind. We don't speak privately. Gentlemen never speak privately. If you would have just not brought up a bit twice, you would not have been reprimanded.

Yeah, that's true. It was like a honey tray. It was a honey trap. Is that not a demerit? Double dipping? What the heck? Demeriting is no... Not everything is a demerit. Yeah, you're being unreasonable. That's a demerit doubly double-dipping with the demeriting is everything is a demerit Yeah, you're being unreasonable. That's a demerit by calling things demerits at our

Anyway the skinny of it is that we made him smoke cigarettes and then do movie lines while smoking cigarettes which movie lines It would be like like fake ones like from the 50s Like you could imagine with like smooth jazz and then someone comes up and be like do you hear about rebecca and you get the drag and you go oh yeah yeah oh that old wench that's what gentlemen say gentlemen say wench how do gentlemen disparage women they actually are as misogynistic as anyone else if not more can we get faye zuma on the pod to teach us don't understand the reference. Really? No. It was a big deal.

It was a Faze guy and he was like, are we allowed to quote things as gentlemen? Yeah, sure. A gentleman would censor. YouTube TOS does not discriminate. Um, fuck. Up, rise. Dude, I can't believe I did that.

That is so funny. I like it. That was just, wow. I don't want to get back in. Rise. Please rise. Goodbye to the people who hated on me. Ow. Man, that sucks. I hope you learned a it on me. Ow.

Man, that sucks. I hope you learned a lesson. Yeah. I did. Maybe you'll be more gentlemanly now. Hey, I'll be as gentlemanly as you need. Now, let's get to something. He was reaching for the other hand.

Let's get to something gentlemanly. Could we talk for a moment about Linus Tech Tips scrotum? What? You're allowed to say scrotum. Linus Tech's your tip. Linus Tech's your tip. Tips scrotum. What? You're allowed to say scrotum. Linus Tech's your tip. Linus Tech's your tip. What scrotum?

What did his scrotus do? So I was at the YouTube Creator Summit past week, which is basically a hundred YouTubers in a room, and then they have

YouTube execs pulling up PowerPoint slides. Is it like a pimped out no loads refused ejaculation dump event i don't know what you're saying i'm gonna say what i was gonna say and then you can draw the parallels it was a hundred youtubers in a room were you allowed to refuse why don't you just let me finish and then you can make the call promiscuous affair no one had hundred promiscuous... 100 YouTubers in a room. What are we playing, Fortnite? Yo-ho!

Shit. That's Aiden. That's Aiden. Rise, Aiden. As they slap, I'm going to go through this. Maybe... I'm starting to realize as we do this,

maybe we are the reason we're getting demonetized. Maybe we deserve it. That was the worst backhand of all time from Aiden. Actually embarrassing. If we can't... You hit my neck bone.

If we can't even get through the episode without cursing, maybe it is our part. Five minutes in. We're actually embarrassingly bad at this. Maybe it's him. It is a lot of him. Anyway. Is this in Los Angeles? YouTube Creator Summit. It was in Palm Springs. First time I ever went there. It is crazy how that's in the desert. Are you guys going to let me say a story?

This is absurd. Were any loads refused is my only question before you finish. I'm not going to answer questions at this time. I'm saving them for the end. That means that no loads were refused. To me, it means he's a gentleman. Because gentlemen don't kiss and tell. Gentlemen don't tell which loads were not allowed.

Okay, go on. You met Linus. That's not the part of the story I'm at Why? Oh I went to the summit I'm done No no no

I talked about Linus And I talked about vasectomies That's it Ludwig come on I can't do it I can't do it in this temperament Ludwig Why?

Hey A gentleman changes his temperament A gentleman doesn't put his feet up What? No A gentleman sits up in his chair I feel like I feel like a gentleman doesn't put his feet up well no gentleman sits up in his chair i feel like i feel like a gentleman may have a cigar or their feet up and when they're lounging and relaxed

can you see my gentleman berries you see my gentleman you become a child my gentleman and his berries? Can you see it through the pants? Can you see my harvest? So, okay. Listen. In other news that's more exciting than yours,

gentlemen also know how to dig at each other. But by doing it in a dapper way, and that's what I did to Ludwig. Look at these guys. They're laughing their butts off. Okay? Sure. Okay, that's how Hassan says okay, I've noticed.

Are you like on an ADHD derail right now? Where are you bringing us? I just haven't been, I haven't had Twitter for a week. And that's what I was going to bring up. I'm unbanned now. That's what you wanted to bring up is your Twitter? Do you think that's more interesting than you talking about Linus teching your Twitter? I would like to know

about the summit. I would also like to know about the summit. He got all mad. What? Oh, it seems he's been unruffled. That is not gentlemanly. That is not gentlemanly. Debarrett. Debarrett.

Dude, he touched my berries. That's a demerit. Is that your one? That-barret. Dude, he touched my berries. That's a de-barret. Is that your one? That has to be. No, it's my one time. I grabbed his berries. All right, that's his one time. You grabbed my hand sexual.

As CEO, that's your one time. But like, my berries are not for you to fruit. You asked to touch my berries. And don't even get started on his cream. You can have one of my berries touched now. Your berries are not for you to juice. My berries are not for you to juice. I feel more high on this than I did on the mushrooms episode.

What happened at the YouTube summit? I'm worried about the first sentence I say because Simon's already looking to interject. I'm not going to interject. I won't say anything. I promise I won't interject for you have one minute go. The YouTube creator summits 100 people in a room and they basically show us PowerPoint presentations to like Mark Rober on how to title and thumbnail and then mark rober looks disapprovingly from the corner because he is way more knowledgeable than anyone presenting and the real value comes

from the breakout conversations that you have with the people there so i met mark rober i met try guys i met retin link uh and a lot of OG YouTubers. But one conversation in my main icebreaker was asking everybody their vice. Because I wanted to cut through the sheen of YouTube and numbers and BS. And wanted to know who was doing crystal meth and heroin. A gentleman wanted to find out what... 55 seconds. Who in the room is not a gentleman? That was 55 seconds.

Is Mark Robert not Markiplier? That's a genuine question. They've never been in the same room so we don't know yet. We don't know. Who is Mark Rober? Mark, have you seen those videos

where there's a contraption that like punishes a package thief? Have you seen those ones? No. That's like Red Room stuff? No. Like someone

will steal up like an Amazon package like a very big thing that happens and then he created a device that when people steal the box and they bring it home they're like fucking oh is actually such a sad thing that you have slime hitting you that's tough oh man so to wrap up and i'll explain this so we don't delay too much For audio listeners

Mark Rober Is the One of the biggest YouTubers On the platform He averages I think The second highest Views per video Of anybody

After Mr. Bean After Mr. Bean And he's An engineer By trade This rules But also a filmmaker Who makes YouTube videos

This looks like Ray William Johnson Wearing a hat I think you Are trying to describe YouTube knowing one human. What's up for him? I made a box.

Doing your mom. Doing your mom. I used to work at Apple. And anyway. Oh, gosh. One of the breakout conversations. You're hurting? I feel back.

I feel like I'm a gentleman again. I feel like for a moment, I was forgetting my roots, and now I'm back. Yeah, yeah. That's what you have to do is you have to slap the slop out of a man. Remove his slop. That's what we all did.

Wait, you're the only one not to get slapped. Kind of reinforcing, yeah. What is it called? Corporal punishment? Capital punishment? Yes, corporal punishment. Now go on. So to wrap up, my main icebreaker was what's your vice? And a lot of people, turns out, do mushrooms who do YouTube. Really?

Yes. Depressed people. But then the second most common answer. Red and Lincoln are doing mushrooms. That is certainly. The second most common answer and the one that was kind of lame, but a lot of people gave was either a combination of my vice's work or ambition. That's so cringe.

One of the people who said of the I worked too hard I don't have to say minus tech tips that was his vice yeah I can see it but to his core it's true because I was like I was like alcohol he's like now I don't drink weed he's like no I just don't do that I was like do you overeat he's like look at me I was like all right I mean that's that's all he has his kids his wife and then my job early Linus okay I will say there's a so I've been watching look at me and i was like all right i mean that's that's all he has his kids his wife and then showing up early linus okay i will say there's a so i've been watching tech youtube for a long time we all know this i've been i talked to him about you what really man what did linus

say about it man all right nothing in particular he just went oh cool because i went my friend watches all your videos oh and that was about you didn't tell him about the Ann wants to turn you out in a barn. I didn't tell him that. I didn't tell him that. No? I figure what's. Luke already broke that open on the WAN show. He's working on that. Yeah. He's really warming his way in. Getting that together.

Getting you to turn him out. We need a barn and we need just a. Yeah. They're working on the barn. A winning attitude really. But I was going to say, Linus is interesting because he came up in this same time where it's like a bunch of other tech YouTubers. There's like Paul's Hardware, there's Gamers Nexus, there's Jay's Two Cents,

there's Greg Salazar, who actually was branded a science studio and then just started doing tech stuff. And now he's Greg Salazar and he's got really big teeth. There's Shoe Nice. And then there's there's shoe nice he's eating some computer parts and it was funny because linus is like kind of blew past all of them in terms of like scale of operation and you can actually see like i think linus's thumbnails are at least the channel's thumbnails are like some of the most evocative like he is truly like in the youtube sauce while the other

people are trying to just like just do themselves you know what i mean it's really interesting what's up why are you calling it first provocative can you explain that to aiden okay so evocative is perfect and when it and then it is the provocative it provokes versus evokes if it's provocative some would say it gets the people going all right that's all i need to know yeah and there's this whole thing about paris and this and but yeah it's just really interesting to see like the trajectory because linus did a video where he's like how many employees do i have and he's like i'm linus and they're like damn that's crazy he's a lot yeah he had the most of anyone that i talked to there yeah it's nuts we is that

not a demerit? Oh I did say damn Gentlemen can say damn? Gentlemen get away with that You're afraid to say it You are afraid to say it You've yet to get slapped I am of a higher cut than most though

You have no cut You're actually the least cut of gentlemen Is damn a bad word? Zipper brought this up. Damn is considered a swear word in English. Look, we are gentlemen. We can decide how gentlemen act. We don't need Google to tell us how to be a gentleman

because if it was that easy, then there would be tons of gentlemen. I want to fill you up with my damn. My damn. That should be a problem with whatever he says. Any word is problematic. He could say Christ. I want to turn you into a water balloon. He's finding ways to be worse. I want to turn you into a water balloon and have the slow-mo guys film me jumping on you after.

My barrier's cracking and it's going to flood you. You're a ship and I'm a big ancient octopus. You're more provocative being a gentleman. Provoc a ship and I'm a big ancient octopus. You're more provocative being a gentleman. Provocative or evocative? Both. Anyway, I talked to Linus and one thing he told me was that he got a vasectomy. And I've never really talked to people.

The only other people I know who've gotten a vasectomy are some of Cutie's family, but I've never been that comfortable asking. I've thought about it a lot. I don't know how it works. Because busting raw is cool And also I didn't know like how you have no no swimmers So I thought you thought nothing came out yes, cuz he's like it was a bit different after it happened so I was like when it when you do it now is it just like And and then and then he looked at me. He's like like really to explain to you That's what climbing chalk is made out of yeah And then he looked at me and was like, I really have to explain this to you. He's such a prude.

That's what climbing chalk is made out of. Yeah. They just find people with vasectomies. Yeah, and they farm them. They have a farm. They have a milking farm. They use a centrifuge on a regular sperm. And that's how they get it. They extract it like crack from cocaine.

So he explained to me the intricacies of a vasectomy and apparently they have to do an incision and he was awake for it which blew my mind they didn't put him under local anesthetic and they didn't even use anesthetic

he said they used like a numbing agent that's what anesthetic is local anesthetic can be a needle that you insert that has sorry I was a decade used. I think it's still I guess local just means it's localize to a part of your body. Yeah, I Don't know the difference. It's called um into the I had to do this into the the doctors in chat Do they do is like a cream? Yeah, that's what that's what it is You know a little cream tiger balm and a slap on the cheek Put some sweet baby rays on

And and then they open you up and then they Snip just like one thing the vast difference telling me it's the red wire He was telling me that it's like they're like this in him right now And there's a chance that they just like 1 percent chance that they go and they relink by itself every day for the sperm in his body is that one scene in interstellar i was gonna say it's the interstellar soundtrack do wait what scene the docking scene oh and they're like we're matthew mcconaughey and the other guy oh and it's just they're trying to jump from like rod to rod yeah and he told me that apparently because i was like well what happens and he's like well

now my body absorbs my sperm and i think that's why he has actually usurped the other tech tubers oh because he has the power of a million children because he's semen retaining it's like stem cells it's like adrenochrome yeah he's absorbing his own babies yeah it is mass power it will do that he's doing what nancy pelosi wishes she could she does do that she has other people's vasectomies in her i was gonna say yeah you retain you retain semen by absorbing it constantly why do you think you're just constantly getting turned out and then the semen just absorbs into like a baseball in your uterus. They perform them exclusively in Taiwan. That's why they're the powerhouse.

That's why China's scared of us. Because we're going to take their sperm. Because Pelosi's got a glowing orb in her tummy. She has the chaos emerald. That's all that Iron Man's chest piece is that's right it's his it's his semen retention right semen retention gadget so anyway edgers are secretly on they they know this but they're not telling anyone darn it they're they're ruining our secrets of edging yeah yeah and that's that's pretty much all i learned and then youtube shorts are good that

was the only other thing what do you mean shorts are good the new future of youtube it was like almost an advertisement this entire thing to get these creators to do shorts is that they're pushing that really really hard they're really trying to kill tiktok uh and it is an instant way to boost subscribers really it's just like oh it's actually subscriber bought and in five years every channel is gonna have 10 million subscribers and it's gonna be like because you know tiktok actually has a more subscribed to creator than youtube and it's been around like a way less yeah that's crazy is it mr bean it's uh it's cabi or charlie de milio i think they both have around 130 million cabi's the highest i think which is higher than pewdie PewDiePie. Who is Kabi? He's this Italian

guy. He's like Senegalese and Italian and he makes no spoken word comedy videos that are just very I would say they're very understandable across cultures. He has a very large appeal. It's basically finding a video of someone doing something

dumb like a five minute hack or whatever and then making fun of them by doing the task simply. So it'd be like someone who's like, hey, quick task. Gentlemen, can you find one of these? Yeah. Gentlemen, please show us this man and what he thinks he is. He's like a tie. Zipper is like a he's like a he's a tie with a little top hat on.

Yeah. And a monocle. And it's all kind of floating instead of his usual Climax suit to the Microsoft is that a word you can say what is it gimp suit if you're talking about an academic way sure For instance I'd like to see you in a gimp suit What academics are you in? Yeah, I can school okay, right school them in the study school okay study right school them in the study yeah that's right school them man them all that yeah that's great that's wonderful i want to observe you in the suit i want to see you in the suit how do you spell k-h-a-b-y i believe k-h-a-b-y dude let me ask you a question because you're a

streamer do you know it now now it is you now listen kai how do you say his name? it became the second most subbed or most? and he beat xQc right? xQc soon after put his subscriber count on the stream was that because he doesn't like being silver medal?

I mean it's probably because he saw maybe the success of getting more subscribers with a sub goal and had no reason to before maybe he does now it's just like on I think he's yeah yeah well like I think having it is do you think he's like son of a

gun I'm not number one and now I'm gonna have having no fun I mean I certainly think if you're number one for that long you want to retain it because if you lose it it's part of your identity and people roast you he said that he doesn't specifically care about being it and a lot of people have tried to like come for him okay but i think like it's something that you he clearly tries to retain by streaming that many

hours and he's he's the nancy pelosi of twitch he's retaining yeah for sure just a lot of retention is uh is the c-net kai kai c-net was that was that who made fun of you or senate yeah that was Twitch. He's retaining. Yeah. For sure. A lot of retention there. Is it CNAT? Kai CNAT? Was that who made fun of you? Yeah. He made fun of you? Oh, you guys haven't seen this. No way. Zipper, please look up CNAT Ludwig clip. You'll find it instantly. Really?

Gentlemen, it is a very, very funny endeavor. I love a gentleman getting roasted by a fellow gentleman. I want to say a fellow gentleman i want to preface this by saying blasphemous blasphemous is it about your bear your gentleman berries i would be weirder if it was does he want to see your berries no he does not want to see why not do you don't know how you have you asked him is that his 100k goal i don't know would you ever collab would that be a would you ever collab with kai sena i don't know how much i could offer but yeah

well he could just be a punching bag for his jokes it's kind of hype on oh it's not no not particularly even though that's kind of like how it's been oh this is it i'm going i'll go too bro they talking about some party parties, bro. Talking about TwitchCon. TwitchCon party, bro. That shit is probably stank. No, we could turn a party up ourselves. Look, you can-

Bro, imagine you walking that motherfucker and you just see like, no offense to the light, you just see like a Ludwig ass nigga just- Bro. You got his beard. Dude. Yeah. bro you got his bitch dude yeah yeah and they all just start dancing

oh my god yeah he is he is he is the most sub streamer on twitch I'm not on twitch no not you

Kai oh I thought you said sub like submissive that's what you oh yeah and then you automatically thought that was yourself because not very gentlemanly and then my retort was i'm not on twitch do you think that you've created an aura for yourself where it's easy for you to be the heel and the punching bag all the time and everyone's little nasty little dumpster. Yeah. Why do you are you happy with that?

Because you used to talk about how X did that a lot to you and it made you feel bad. Well, I don't think his comes from a point like that is much more in jest and X's would be like we're playing Russ and he'd be like Ludwig's a rat in stream sniping, which is a lot different. It's not like. He didn't do that because

you were cringe. he just did that yeah but like don't say it okay i mean like keep it to yourself that's fair i think about that a lot because i remember that was back when like you were when you were starting out and you were getting a little steam and little hotness and your your sweet little bare body was just getting a lot of attention and people would make fun of you and i'd be like doesn't this ever make you mad make you upset and you're like no no and I was like why and I see he verbatim said this I think it says before he's like they just want to be my friend

and I was like that's crazy to that you don't remember saying that you said that multiple times it's probably true Chaka I think it's true that's what you kept saying which ironically became the opposite became a catchphrase of yours. But I was like, Dan Ludwig truly has lied to himself.

I think those who aren't willing to play the heel and willing to be the punching bag are just less funny. That is true. They've added less humor to the world. It's me. And I think that bravery of yours because you're a brave gentleman, you're a soldier soldier has led to you being de facto the heel because most people aren't willing to do it on twitch because they have low self-esteem and are shells of humans see now we entered slime territory tell me i'm wrong tell me i'm right i've been right i've been right through all of this shit everything the past week

you've been right through all this what that's two you said three wait how many the S word, then you said the F word. Then you said D. Dude, I didn't even know about the S word. Do we all get a pass? No, I think we should make it just one. Because it was all in one emotional sentence. I'll take three.

I don't care. One single demand. I think Aiden should have a redo because he kind of choked his. Aiden? All right. I'll wind up. And then I will say one of my favorite comments that I've ever got,

by the way, audio listeners, once again, Aiden standing up to backhand slime. Aiden choked the last one, setting it up here, going about foot away.

Nice. No follow through, but not bad. And my favorite comment I've ever received on any YouTube video ever came two days ago on a mogul mail.

And it was like, I, cause I talked about how my mogul mail channel is doing better than my main channel. That's crazy bears. Way better. And I was talking about that. And then someone replied and they're like, Hey, I love watching like Kai and Aiden. And I don't like your main channel stuff at all, but I love what your mogul mails. They give me some insight and make me feel smart.

And I was like, I love that. Yeah. I would love for people who like watching those guys To come watch me for Mogul Mail Honestly nothing you do on Mogul Mail is impressive Besides doing it in one take Yes Other than that you're just saying what happened

You're not special I give opinion Yeah but it's always the most middling opinion you could ever have That takes zero risk ever I don't like risk And I also don't think that polarizing opinions are helpful in our day and age. Well, what if you have them? I don't often.

And so you're... I'm very benefit of the dowdy. Oh, yeah, you're interesting. I'm very benefit of the dowdy. Yeah. You know this about me. I know. But what I'm saying is you're, by default, less interesting because you have such middle

of the road opinions when I am electric. I don't think you shy away from giving opinions. You are electric. I don't think you shy away from giving opinions. He's just saying so much more wrong. His opinions are very polarizing and mine are more boring and tame. I'll give my opinions I just think they're more tame. I think people are sick, me included, of those opinions because I think everyone is that.

Everyone is a polarizing opinion Andy these days. No, not true at all. The phrase hot take has been said a million times. Hot take is a shorthand for just giving an opinion that minorly oscillates from the center.

That's what it transformed from. But hot take didn't start as that. No, but nothing starts as like, when it becomes like a ubiquitous

thing, nothing starts as like that sort of needling thing. You started bald. Look at you now. I didn't start bald. You were born bald.

I wasn't. You were born with hair I don't remember you with hair You don't remember me with hair? That's messed up Because when you were hammered at Pat's house And I farmed you Like a darn vasectomy farm

We're talking about me remembering things And you're picking one of the two occasions I blacked out on He was blacked out. We didn't farm you though. And we turned you out like a little freak. We sat there and milked you. What happened?

I don't know. I steppied. Oh, Steppy Bear. He broke it. He broke it, man. But I do. That is to say, I've been dumping on you a lot right now. I like Mogul Mail and I think it's great, but I think it's also Babby's first opinion

because you are just so... Wrong. I think your Mogul male would be terrible. Genuinely. You should do a mogul. No, but you did it. It's a funhouse mirror reflection of Ludwig's mogul male. So here's why he's wrong.

And I'm just a psychopath. Here's why Hans Niemann should literally die. And then you would like go into it. You guys see Magnus made an official statement. Yeah. And he confirmed that he believes he's been cheating. Been cheating. Drama.

Drama in the chess world. He believes in the deep electronic device in his colon. He also said in an interview that I was his good friend and that he's going to maybe come commentate chess boxing. Whoa. I don't like maybe there. Cause you told me what up. Definitely.

You told me definitely. Definitely. Well, I asked him and then he was like, yeah, I just got to make sure it works right. And then I sent him the date and he's like, yep,

knew that. It doesn't matter what you told Nick is definitely because, because Magnus in the, in the, in the statement, he basically said like the, the gist of what he was getting at was like, there's some things I can't say,

but Hans Neiman's rise to his current skill level is highly unusual. like the gist of what he was getting at was like there's some things i can't say but hans nieman's rise to his current skill level is highly unusual and he seems to be oddly prepared and not even focusing while he's playing and it's funny because magnus has played versus like 12 year old grandmasters who have gotten to that position in unprecedented times and hans is the is the difference for him and he's like no this dude doesn't have what those 12-year-olds have. He's like, he's moving too quickly. And there's like 10-year-olds he has to think versus. I wonder, I did read that and I was like, man, it must take such an understanding of the game.

I have no dog in this fight because I don't care about chess or know any of these people at all, even a little bit. So I was like, can you be such an expert in something that you know what a trajectory even looks like? Where it's like melee is usually how I compare these things. Or it's like, okay, what if someone got really good in a year and they started like beating none or something, right? I think this happened with a Pichu player. Well, that's what I was going to say. The Pichu kid.

On a way smaller scale. But that was literally cheating. But he didn't win the tournament. Because that person was modifying the game on the low and making Pichu's moves Slightly better and then they got found out Because people were like wait a minute and then they said the government Told them to do it it was true which is crazy Just a crazy arc in melee history But I think the initial inkling of

Maybe this person is doing something That they like deceitful Was that they were rising so fast And they were crushing everyone in their scene In an unprecedented way And I think that's what an unprecedented way yeah and i think that's what magnus it maybe is a parallel for melee to this but but to answer nick's question how is that different from the genius 12 year olds the difference is that takes them years

the difference is that he's made the claim he's never made this claim before no i'm sorry i meant the difference between like i just thought it was funny i wasn't actually like testing the idea i was more like it's funny that he's played people who have become grandmasters in 12 years of their life, which is insane. Also kind of unprecedented when it happens. Right. But then Hans gets to that level.

I think partly is Hans beat him first time in two years. Right, right. I also think it's kind of like runescape. I guess a 12 year old has never beaten Magnus. Yeah. It's like runescape where going from like zero to like 90, level 92,

takes as much time as going 92 to 99 And so it's like getting to Grandmasters Hard but then getting to like a point Where you're beating Magnus in like a Super Grandmaster In a format that he hasn't lost That's like as much work as getting to Grandmaster Is Hans Niemann the Jmook Of chess

He either is the Jmook of chess or the Pichu of chess And we'll find out in like a few weeks I think He would be the Jmook if If he was Pichu of chess and we'll find out in like a few weeks I think he would be the Jmook if Hans has also played for a long time right like his rise is he didn't start playing like a year or two ago And then this all happened. That would be crazy He's been playing his whole life, but there's been this like giant Improvement in this like short period of time since around the time of beating Magnus And there is potential that he is Jmook

But then you look back six years ago out of VOD potential that he is Jmook, but then you look back six years ago at Avad and you realize that Jmook was the Pichu guy. Dude. And you go like, wait, this guy's actually very good at melee, but one time he cheated. Yeah. And should we consider that now? Yeah. When he's winning? And also his accent change, and I still think

that's weird. Yeah, me and Ludwig were driving on the freeway and we were just listening to Hans' accent change change because our theory is that like his whole life has been chess he's only spent time consuming and hanging out with chess players so he's just adopted like a snooty accent a gentleman accent so i'm gonna take it off he has a gentleman accent before i because i've done a video with him when he was like 16 like two and a half years ago he was like this kid who like lived in new york and he was like he talked like uh i a half years ago, he was like this kid who lived in New York and he was like, he talked like, I don't know, any kid would. Like any guy she would devour.

Is he American? Yeah. Yeah. He was born in San Francisco. Was he just talking like he wants a bagel? No. Huh? Yeah.

What? Boston PD. Why? I said New York. I like that video a lot. Boston PD, I'm going gonna urinate on your face Boston PD I'm gonna sound in front of you and you're gonna watch it I'm coming in yes I thought what are you about to get into Mary I was so ready nah he spoke like a normal

American and then now he speaks a little bit like I don't know if I no one thinks I cheated but I it's very extremely cringe it's an accent from nowhere it's just like a posh person what is that called when it's an accent from social settings as opposed to from your cultural background are you

thinking of like code switching which is not what you said but I can tell you're getting at that. I wanted you to say it because you're bi so thank you for that. Is it an LGBT thing? Yeah. He's nodding no.

Is it like when can you say the word for me? Gay people say words with like a lisp occasionally. What? This is like when your friend called you in the car and then I said, is your friend gay? And then you, I would say

ridiculously responded, how did you know that? And I was like, what? Really? Which is not, you don't need, you just need to use your ears. Tell me how they are. What are they like? All of them the same are what are they like no i yeah all of them the same what are they like everybody's the same it's it's the community is a monolith for one

let's get that that's true let's get that all attend pimped out come down no i think the idea i think the idea you're getting close that's close you're fighting with fire that's just what it was if he's speaking to you in this like odd new changed accent that is not code switching code switching is adapted how you're speaking to suit the social situation you're in like adopting like an accent or dialect to communicate better with like the social group that you're with like a personality chameleon like you in certain groups you become a certain is the the gay accent... Can I call it that? The gaccent.

I'm not going to sign off on this. 100 gaccent. Can you... Wait, hold on. Can you shake my hand real quick? Gay accent. Thank you. Appreciate that.

Locked him in. Locked him in. Locked in. Is that code switching? It's not, right? If you... Okay, so if I were gay... Zach was not code switching to talk to me.

No, no, no, no. That's not what code switching is. And that's why I was confused because what you were describing is not necessarily code switching. Code switching would be like if I if say I'm communicating with you guys or say I'm talking to my family at home and I talk. I talk one way. I choose. I talk in slightly different accent.

I choose slightly different words but then when i like talk to uh say say i'm gay and i like talk to my gay friends and i talk in a like a with a associatedly like gay inflection which i think when i hang out with people who are gay i do adopt to some degree or like a better example of this would be like when i went home for my family reunion and i'm talking to a bunch of canadian people i sound and adopt like more canadian characteristics and conversation that is what this is pretty much the same i feel like when someone like moves to london for two years and they come back and they kind of have an accent it's kind of the same thing if you're exposing to people from a certain place in the world they

have an accent code switching is just the idea that you are often often subconsciously switching the way you speak to adapt to the social circumstance. And Hans is not necessarily code switching. Code switching would be if he talked in this weird, fancy way all the time when he was talking to chess players, and then he switched back to his normal accent that he used to talk to you guys

when he spoke to you guys. Code switching requires a base self. It kind of does. It requires switching. I feel like I imagine when he's back in the States he doesn't talk like that. On stream he kind of

talks one way and like in interviews he talks another way. I don't know if he streams as much. I think like the most like prolific or maybe prolific

actually is appropriate here even in its original definition. using that word wrong but I got it right. Example of this is a lot of black people in the US

have to adapt their accent when communicating in like workspaces or with white people to come across as more professional because AAVE is not seen as like professional. It's considered unprofessional and to white people scary because they're racist. So they like a lot of black people just adopt or like take on code switching without even necessarily thinking about it because it's like the way they like survive in professional America. I think when you're around that age like Hans

is you're really like your accent is more malleable than if you would like live somewhere for a long time. If you you know that like if you look at like old interviews of the One Direction guys like when they just moved to LA to like start their music careers.

They have like pretty heavy British accents. We're playing a bit of foot, eh? A bit of foot, eh? Yeah, bitch. Just us four, yeah. They just got five big Scouse accents. It's our first one. Can I do it?

Demerit. No, no. The next person up is Nick. Demerit, demerit, demerit. Please give him a good one. All right. so Ludwig Ludwig is gonna receive a slap a backhand he said it in a British accent So it should actually be twice as hard Because the British did you know they're the most dapper of us all but even though they have a dead mom

Oh mom oh that's a rough one he's gonna mess up again the fake out was rude he was flinching if you look if you look at interviews with like Harry Styles now his accent is super Americanized and I think this is a comment

or or like our friend Sam who is like originally from the UK lives in New Zealand like has not lived in America very long he has a super Americanized accent because of his like

online social he just grew up playing video games with Americans it's just it just happens like I don't think Hans is like faking that

it's just something that can happen he's probably extremely cringe can we say that if he cheated in games he probably is not I think it's cringe to do that I refuse to do that

to call people cringe or cheat to call people cringe why it's an ad hominem yeah not. I refuse to do that. To call people cringe or cheat? To call people cringe. Why? It's an ad hominem. Yeah, so what? I refuse to participate in ad hominems. Yeah, mobile mail, we get it. Yeah, bring the news. Come on more. We don't know if I'm mobile mail. What's the update? We've never seen us in the same room.

That's true. It could be a different guy. It's a different guy. I don't know why I keep getting this. Who put on fear and pod on the topic board? Oh, it was me. Because why do you keep showing up on that darn podcast? Why are you getting tricked out all over town?

How many times are you going to show up on Fear and Pod, you weirdo? I've done it twice. That's weird. That's two more. That's why more than once. To be fair, in the amount of episodes that they have had, it is rather shocking. But then I realized that Connor was there with you, and then it made a lot more sense i wanted to get lunch with connor c-dog va was in time for a tour they left they've got they're gone they're in chicago sad connor so i got lunch with him and then before lunch he was

doing hasan's podcast and i think in part because sometimes they do two guests and in part because he doesn't know connor as well they asked me to come on and so i showed up like an hour late you didn't even watch it because i was literally on it For about 30 minutes Of the hour and a half I'm just saying That's cringe To bring someone on If you don't know them

And bring them You're just trying to find A reason not like this I'm not trying to find A reason like this Are you actually saying It's cringe to bring on Someone you don't know

No no What I'm saying is My brother in Christ Who's Mark Rober Dude Hans Hasan The Hans of Turkey Is

Is He brought on someone. Did you watch the episode? No. But I'm just going off what you just explained to me. But why do you have an opinion? He brought on you because he didn't know Connor that well, even though it's like,

why do you need a social glue when your job is to be a podcaster? Slim, you put this on the board without having watched it. That's dumb. You didn't even know what happened. I wanted to make a joke how you appeared on their podcast twice and it's been like so few episodes.

I think. Okay. So he's not right. But I think his logic behind thinking in principle, it's weird to not be comfortable bringing someone on if you don't know them is fine. If that's what he thinks. Gentlemen. He can think that without watching.

Post rationalization. Even if. He's my gentleman. Even if. Even if. Because if he watched it, he might learn it's better that you watching it. Post-rationalization. Even if, because he watched it, he might learn it's better that you were there. Right?

Even if it's not. My point is that watching it would inform him that it was a good idea. I just wanted to make a joke and then you said something that triggered me, which is someone not being willing. I'm a triggered lib. Because someone was not willing to, and the song's great, I like the song, but not willing to just jump in with someone he doesn't really know also assuming that it's not

like he said i said it for that very definitely so i'm going off that so now you're the evil one your mogul male has taken a turn is how to basic mogul male world may never know anyway yeah i was i went on i told him that fear and is a bad name it is a bad name no well i was telling i was telling a lot of big i was like uh loves a preposition i was like fear ends a bad name and they have a bad logo and he goes me goes you should tell them that and i was like no hey here's some unsolicited shit wait isn't the idea isn't the idea is that every oh slime pelt your slime pelt your slime pilled Oh he also said that S word You didn't even notice You're not a gentleman

Who's up next Is he He has two I think he is no longer a gentleman Just sit Um Waste of our time The idea of the name is that it's always them and somebody

It's like the It's like the It's like the friends naming convention But I don't like how they switch between the Anderson Cooper And then also the and written you don't know what the logo says unless you know the name of the podcast already oh it's too confusing it's like the scar and toph show with the rotating logo yes and they would do

toph and scar and scar and toph not great um also by the way hasan asked me to play valorant and i was sleeping because he was playing with nick i believe believe. And then I responded like an hour later. I'm like, I fell asleep. Are you guys still playing? The next morning he messages me. He's like, brother, it was 1045 at PM. You just woke up. And I was like, yeah.

And I messaged Nick and you guys. And I was like, please tell him I'm actually like this. But I think I was just dodging him, dodging him when really I was just actually listening. Oh, I didn't understand you were actually like this message yeah yeah you sent that and i was like you told him yeah he just didn't believe we had we had that one episode where i was like hasan's ghosting me for playing valorant and then uh and then he messaged me recently he's like i'm so sorry i was not ghosting you let's play valorant and i'm like down and then he just ghosted me again and then and then we went to his house recently for the bidet shoot and then i got home and he messaged

me seriously tonight let's play and i'm like great and i had to find an account he's iron so i had to find an account to play with him no he's hard stuck iron no no he's bronze now he's out now he's out now bronze three right boosted he's bronze like boosted like his his beautiful body uh so i uh i made it i made an account named i will save hip-hop hashtag hashtag bars And queued with him and his friends And it was a great time The stack was crazy the other day Amaranth was like learning Valorant Anyone want to help me out?

Did you see that stream? The stack was crazy Did you see her stream yesterday? I didn't watch the stream So she's getting taught Valorant by like three Turkish guys Oh that part yeah The stream is amazing. And then she got

a bunch of famous people. She's like, what am I doing? And they're like, buy the Vandal. And I'm not gonna do an accent. They're like, buy the Vandal. They're looking Vandal, Vandal. And they're like clapping for her. And it's like, alright, now walk forward. Dude, it is so amazing. It's all the people in chat who are still

beating off watching, so it's like this hilarious stimuli compilation. It's like the guy on Chatroulette way back when I had the horse mask. I've told that story before. Dude, I found out there's a website that shows the top YouTube streamers, and that is crazy.

The people who are at the top, not streamers. It was a priest from Nigeria who does an hour in 30 minutes straight of like God. Like prophet. Like Joel Osteen on

crack. Like he would have two hype men who would repeat every last word he said and he'd be there and he'd be like God is with us and they'd be like with us. And then they would do that for an hour and a half though. Like a full energy. Full energy. How many viewers does he get?

88,000. Wow. Wait, so what is the measurement? Like is this viewer minutes? What's the metric for largest? The most viewers. The most, like concurrence. Of anybody on YouTube when I was looking, they had the most viewers. The most viewers. Like, concurrence. Of anybody on YouTube

when I was looking, they had the most viewers when I was looking. Oh, just at the... Total number. Happened to me at the time. Okay, okay. Yeah, there's no website

that tracks that stat information like, all time. Yeah. His name's Pastor Jerry. Can you look at Pastor Jerry for me here? Zip. Zipping.

You become a religious man. Zipping. Zipping. You watch Pastor Jerry and you're like, you know what? He made a million dollars in Super Chats in the past six months, so I think I might join. I think I might hop on the train. You become a religious man. You watch Pastor Jerry and you're like, you know what? He made a million dollars in super chats in the past six months.

So I think I might join. I think I might hop on the train. Dude, the religious grift just gives. Also, that's tax exempt. It's not a grift. He's closer to God. You don't get it. Yeah, but it's tax exempt.

Amen. There he is. Pastor. Is that Pastor Jerry? Wait, hold on. Go to videos. Pastor Jerry easy. Yeah, click. The thumbnails look like battle rap thumbnails. hold on. Go to videos. Pastor Jerry Easy? Yeah, click.

The thumbnails look like battle rap thumbnails. Click on... Click on the second... Oh, shucks. Oh, Lord, show me mercy. Every stream is a battle rap with God, and he wins. Yeah, click on that one. God wins?

And then go deeper in it. Of course, God wouldn't lose. No, Jerry wins. If Jerry's beating God in battle right then he's gone now 30 minutes, that's so interesting That looks like a bracket if you swear your eyes this is hype yes They do that for an hour and a half and then they do some testimonials and then they far money Yes.

They do that for an hour and a half, and then they do some testimonials, and then they farm money. That's hard. They just have it. Yeah. It's funny. There's that, like,

end of the sentence inflection from, like, southern, like, pastors, where it's like, and God! Like, but it's imported into a different language, which is really interesting. It might have come from there, too. It could have, yeah. I don't know. Do you think Jerry's buying private jets? language, which is really interesting. It might have come from there, too. It could have, yeah. I don't know.

Do you think Jerry's buying private jets? Like the TV evangelists? I think Jerry's trying to take down Joel and the whole thing. That's why we have to give him our money fast, viewers. All right? Stop giving it to our Patreon.com. We've got to give it to Jerry. Go in there and super chat your favorite thing about the yard.

Super chat your favorite thing about the Lord Jesus Christ. Maybe that he saved us. You know what Jesus Christ wants to know? you're 16 digits on the front of that holy ghost wants to know the three numbers on the back can't forget about jesus do you see my idea aiden uh yes you want to hear my merch idea yes all right so it's a shirt of jesus being crucified but instead of jesus it's aiden and he's wearing headphones and And it says, unbothered. And he's just smiling and bleeding on the cross. I think it's really good if it's violent.

It's blasphemous. No. It literally is. No. Yeah, it literally is. I'm calling Gentleman Hotline. What'd they say? I don't think they know what blasphemous means they said it's they

said it's not it's certainly it's literally the word blasphemy you can't spell that no it's unbothered blast so let me you know what this reminded me of is on uh on mario strikers online they would show this the striker of the day like the best performing person and ranked that day baddest binge. And it would show their me that they made. Because you logged in with like a me

when you played online. The striker of the day one day was Jesus, a Jesus Christ me. He's a striker of all the days. If you think about it, Jesus wins and strikes them all.

Every day. All the haters and the sinners I was with my grandfather at his house Like at my grandparents house And in my head I'm like Grandpa loves Jesus he'll love this And I'm like look grandpa It's a me like Jesus Christ

They're the striker of the day And my grandfather just told me It's like I'm pretty sure that's blasphemy Wow And I was like what And it's like such a big pretty sure that's blasphemy. Wow. Yeah. I was like, what? And it's like such a big deal because like Jesus isn't the striker of the day usually. Yeah.

And he just stepped on that idea. And this is my anecdote for understanding blasphemy for the rest of my life. If anything, that was like a beautiful homage to JC in all he did. Yeah. 27 years, 27 goals. I don't think you can give an homage to jesus jesus never published a day in his life that's true jesus walks homage no it's not an homage an homage is like for media you're thinking of fromage french means cheese no you're thinking of pomade isn't it an homage more

referential like not so directly about something An homage yeah it's like a spiritual Reference It's like if you do a bit that's from Seinfeld in a different show But you don't say Seinfeld that's an homage right Calling the gentleman's hotline What are they saying now I'm also talking to you Hello gentleman here

So you can report to me first I'm here with him It's actually opposite day it's opposite day so whatever correct why did the gentleman know so much about you said correct in its opposite day which means that you're wrong uh i had this really funny idea and let me i i pitch it to ludwig and i think i'm gonna do it before this episode comes out but if i don't someone can steal it but basically on twitch if you type the words I'm 12 in chat they will flag you immediately and likely ban your account I don't believe this by the way no this

happens all the time it happened to Shannon who works at beyond the summit as their social media manager and she did it as a joke and she got banned from Twitch and then they had to ask to unban her so she could look at analytics on the beyond the summit twitch pages uh this happened during uh ultimate summit so so this does happen uh i but so i had this idea where it's like a jonestown style like cult where i give like a sermon and at the end of it we all like we all drink the kool-aid and we type i'm 12 at the same time now i thought this was cowardly because for jonestown to be successful, the leader must also fall. The leader also does have to fall. So you have to type it too. So I have to type

it too or Ludwig suggested I just show butt. I think it's a countdown timer and at the end of the countdown he shows his butt. Yeah. But I think having my ass say I'm 12 is definitely not in good taste. Also showing your butt to most likely people who are under age. Yeah, that's also really bad. So like gore you could say the c word cracker oh i could say cracker but i could just

do it with them right that's what jones didn't do uh jim jones he shot himself in the head he didn't drink the kool-aid oh do that then but i think i think it'd be really funny i think it'd be a little publicity i think it'd be great because it think it would be a little publicity stunt I think it would be great It's only great if you get banned Yeah I do have to get banned for it They'll have to because I'm disrupting their system And I'm making them look stupid

I think showing your butt is funny And harmless to children I think it's better to not We tried so hard to be gentle Imagine you're showing your butt And the chat is spamming, I'm 12. You have like a thousand people being like, I'm 12. Yeah, that's really bad.

Almost like they're trying to get you to stop. Yeah. And then we're getting banned left and right. Yeah, and then Twitch is hiding it. Twitch is hiding it by banning them. And then the article is Twitch hides pedophiles. I will never bail you out. That's not hiding it by bailing them. And then the article is Twitch hides pedophiles. I will never bail you out.

That's not true. You will bail me out. I will instantly bail you out. I love that. And I'd bail you out if I had to. Yeah. But. You would have access to my money, so.

Yeah. But if it was my own money, I would do it. I appreciate that. Yeah. We ride together, we die together. Shoot. I wouldn't bail out Aiden, though. Because for once, he could learn a lesson for fucking once. Wow. Come on. Come on. Quick. Oh, no. It's actually not me. It's A bail out Aiden though. Because for once he could learn a lesson for fucking once.

Oh no, it's actually not me. It's Nick. It's Nick. You are a terrible gentleman. You know I wasn't born for this life, was I? By the way to all the commenters, could we do a gentleman rank? Who do you think is the most gentlemanly today? Not just maybe in

outfits and looks, that should be a big part of it, but also in behavior, attitudes. Perhaps which one of us wore the newest, freshest suit? Obviously not the best. I mean, it could be a value system that you have. If that's what appeals to you, the newest, freshest suit? May the best gentleman win, is what I like to say.

Yeah, says the guy with the bolo tie, so that's crazy. It does's what I like to say. Yeah, it says the guy with the bolo tie. So that's crazy. It does speak Jenga vibes to me. What does Jenga got to do with this? Jenga Unchained. And it's a bunch of moms drinking wine. Can we talk about the bidet shoot? Yeah, why not?

So you guys didn't know anything about this? No. I only knew that it was happening. So we did a shoot where Ludwig delivered all of his bidets and installed them for the people that he owed bidets to. And we went The shoot went horribly. We showed up.

The first thing, actually I like this part. The first thing we did was we flooded Hassan's house. Oh yeah. Oh like actually this wasn't a joke. And Hassan doesn't know. No so I was I turned off the water but I forgot to drain the basin

of the water. You didn't drain the toilet before unplugging it. So I had like 1.6 gallons of water in there and then I unscrewed the cap to it too. So two failure points and then water came gushing out just like slime on a Sibian. And it was everywhere. Yeah, the bathroom just had a layer of water.

And luckily, Hasan's bathroom has one of those, like, drains, like showers. That's just the room is the shower floor. Yeah. And so we were able to scoop it into the shower drain and then throw out. We threw out all the garbage of like, because the only thing we had

without letting hasan know this happened was the paper towels he had in the bathroom so in an effort to make a video about saving toilet paper and installing bidets we wasted like four rolls and then we carried out the trash like scooby-doo where where ludwig is saying to hasan whoa look at all these things you have and i'm running the box out of the house. And we got the whole thing on video and he has no idea. I think the shot's great. I think I saw something on LSF though where it was like Oh, he now knows. He now knows. Yeah, he now knows.

Yeah. Because we went to a couple other houses. We went to Myth's house. I messed that boy's toilet up bad. Really? It is unusable. Oh yeah, and then we broke Myth's toilet. And which is funny about that is we showed up and he had him he had a bidet That was in a box the eyes haven't gotten around to installing it So we did the office space bit and we took it out back and we broke the shit out of it. Yeah, okay

We broke it like gentlemen and and and it was funny. And then we broke his actual toilet and the bidet didn't fit. That's crazy. And then we left. We left. You guys are just leaving a smoldering trail of toilets. Yes. Like Dark Souls. Yes.

All over the land. What happened? Did you do anything to Leslie's? We crushed that. That went great because we had practice at that point. I was like a 10 minute under speed run. I crushed it. The only problem is she was concerned.

So I told her that I had a 50 50 success rate and then she went on stream and said that Hassan saw that reacted to it and it got around that I was going to all these YouTubers houses

and destroying their bathrooms. Yeah. And then Hassan was a little concerned and he called me this morning and apparently it's all good now and everything's great. Wouldn't it be funny

if you guys went to Leslie's and there's a big old turd in the toilet? Would you would you flush it or would you ask her to take's and there's a big old turd in the toilet? Would you flush it, or would you ask her to take care of it? I would flush it, of course. What? And I would never tell her.

It would be funny to leave it. Be like, as is. We left it as is, no worry, no scratches, no dinks, just as you showed us it. That would be sick. Turd included. That would be so funny, bro. I would throw up, though.

Yeah, Ludd is a weird thing with hair, I learned. Really? No, it wasn't. Is that why you like me so much? Yeah, because I know you'll never get your hairs on me. So first of all, I worked at Merry Maids for a summer. He kept bragging about that. He kept bragging that.

I admit I proved it that day. What was that? Are you a gentleman? I proved it that day. You proved that? You cleaned? I cleaned their toilets. You broke two toilets.

You've had maids for two years now. I'm talking about I lifted up their toilet seat and cleaned the piss crust. My mom made me clean the bathroom every week. Your own bathroom. Yeah, and it was gross because I was a gross little boy. I cleaned the sawns, myths, and Leslie's piss. You think I like cleaning my own piss? I am cleaning other people's piss We're not the same

I'll allow it My Piss I also could have sold it for Also we had roommates growing up Because we were poor as heck And I'd have to clean off Teddy's piss And I heard him jerk off in the shower once

And that was gross This is not very gentlemanly That's uncouth I didn't grow up to be I didn't grow up as a gentleman Hey start from the bottom. So think about that. Ejaculate?

I sounded like he did. Did Teddy expose himself to you? No, he was in the shower. The door was cracked. My door was cracked and it was across from the bathroom. I just heard him beating off. That's good. It sucked.

That's good. That is good. That's healthy. Let's talk about that. Let's dig into that. Let's dig into that. It brought you to the gentlemanly world. I'm just saying, I haven't really thought about it

until now, but basically, I have more street cred than you. On cleaning toilets? No. And on roommates. Because I have to go in the same bathroom where a grown-ass grown man was beating off. I worked at Marymaid's for three months, and the only job I was given

was the wet job, because all of the other women who worked there didn't like me. It's the second Italian job. There's the dry job and the wet job. The dry job's just vacuuming. Do you want to know who had the grossest toilet? Who? Was it Leslie and her big turd? No, it was actually beautiful. It was immaculate. It was myth.

Really? It was definitely myth. Did he have a big turd in there? To be fair, Hasan's mom comes over a lot and I'm pretty sure that's why I was- Does myth live alone? He does not. It was actually like a streaming dystopian house. Yeah, we basically just destroyed everyone's houses and then went home. That's great.

It was great, yeah. That sounds like a great video. I think it'll turn out nice. It'll be a better video than we planned, I think. It was exhausting. Yeah. I was trudging. Yeah, setting up bidets is not fun if the toilet is not optimal.

Yes. It's really, really. Yeah. I got at my place, I have the bidets that we have here and it doesn't fit my toilet. It's like a Frankenstein freak. Do you have an elongated bidet in a round seat?

No, it's like the, it's, it's like it has an underbite in the bottom of the toilet comes out past the bidet toilet. Yeah. So you have, so you have a, there's two types of toilets in the world, round and elongated. has an underbite and the bottom of the toilet comes out past the bidet toilet seat. There's two types of toilets in the world. Round and elongated.

You probably have an elongated seat but a round bidet. Yeah, which is necessary for me and my berries. So you need an elongated bidet, which I have. Does Swipe have the thing for you? Swipe Plus. They are very nice. I'm surprised that they are nicer than the ones that we have.

That's hype. Wow. They're 500 bucks. All out. Yeah, they better be. It's the bougie option. There's a budget option as well. Yeah, we got the normal attachments too.

You know, in some cultures, they just hire a guy to spit water into your butt. Who said this? Anthony Bourdain. No. Somebody said. Right before he died, weirdly enough. On stream that bidets, I think they said, Ludwig said, and I never said this in my life, that using a bidet was like a slave spitting into your butthole. And I forget who said this, but I was mind blown at the comment.

And that reminded me of that. Yeah. I don't think you've ever said that. I wish it was me who said it I'll say that much yeah you know what I think we learned something today by being gentlemen and it's that you know sometimes when you're a gentle when you're a gym when you sometimes when you're so when you're a gentleman what are you getting like a horny what I think is having a a stroke. It looks like someone turned on an anal bead in you right now.

Wow. And you're trying to focus to finish your sentence. When you're a gentleman. It feels so good to be a gentleman. And now you're reading into it. Now you're feeling it. That's one of my favorite jokes

in Wedding Crashers when he's getting jerked off under the table at dinner. Vince Vaughn is. And he like laughs at something. He's trying to like not show that he's being pleasured. He's like, she's joking. Feels so good when she jokes.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a movie guy. Bit of a movie buff. Bit of a movie buff? You know me. I know you. I want to know about the juiced drama. Dude, the drama is that X has no friends, no crypto, no wenches. No harlots.

You can say, gentlemen can say hoes. Can a gentleman say hoe? No. Depends how many he has. A gentleman would not call a woman a hoe. But he's saying wench all the time. That's a gentleman.

That's like even worse. That's like a hoe that like has to do manual labor also. Gentlemen, can we defer together about this? The gentleman council. Gentlemen, outline. Convene.

Gentleman council has convened and we accept. Wench is the proper term. That's crazy. He's got no birds. He's got no friends. No, he does have friends, but it is harder to get people for the show now. Post-drama is what I've noticed.

Juiced being. Juiced being the XQC show that's being announced and the one I've been working on for like six months. That looks great and I think will go great. I've just noted it's slightly harder. This is what you get you dumb little man.

You're a dumb little guy. You're a weird and dumb little guy. Of the people you're asking seeing the tray flip clip I've linked that exclusively as the initiator of the conversation. I the people you're asking, seen the tray flip clip. I've linked that exclusively as the initiator of the conversation. No, no, I know what you're thinking. Just look, look. They all say,

very cool, I admit, but I still cannot do it. No, dude, you're stupid. And you're a nasty little guy. Is there a part of this that I don't understand? You've been talking about how he's a nasty little guy the whole time.

I was getting to that. But a gentleman would let me do it. A gentleman allows me to be free. Allow me. But you're trying to cage me like a gentleman animal. Gentlemen put constraints on other gentlemen. Like Donkey Kong who wears a tie. Because, you know, he's a businessman.

He is a businessman. You are. He is a gentleman. Continue. You are dumb because you're like life is like, oh, I got it. I'll count on influencers. Yes. That'll be good.

That's my job. And it's been the most painful S ever. And it always will be. You think with esports players sucks which it does work with influencers who have their own individual power all the time to say no to stuff god why do you want this you're also talking like this is not a general human problem all right it is it is not a general it's a general human problem but the thing is normal humans don't have so much agency that they can just say no to everything and be rewarded for it at all points. And that's influencers.

And I think about you handling juice and I get stressed and I'm not even part of it because I'm like, God, that must suck so bad. I think it'll be fine. I'm not worried about it because it'll work out. If I have to get Aatrox and Sans in there, then hey, so be it. That's disgusting to say. What's wrong with that? All right. Aatrox quitting his in there, then hey, so be it. That's disgusting to say. What's wrong with that? All right. Aatrox quitting his job officially.

That's true. All right. He's a fresh piece of meat on the market. Throw him on there. He's a dirty little fish of a guy. He's available. Oh. By the way, this is a news break.

He's quitting his job at NVIDIA to work with me. Yo. At Offbrand. It's a little bit. He's not working at Mobile Girls. You're all LARPing. You're all LARPing. You're all LARPing because every part

of off-brand which is just me asking Stans to please reply to me for four days straight and it never happened. I'm not full-time on it yet. Oh!

We're going to get full-time on it. Stans going to be full-time on it? He's going to go more in, yeah. More in. More in.

You can't stay full-time. Disgusting. She's on a quick stream, man. I can't handle this. I can't handle this me show me the proof and I'll and I'll swallow my words like speaking of the proof you have something to do to you haven't been doing your job

what did I do man we need to do payouts for multiverses and I got a DM from crazy slick and he said I think I'm gonna go broke and I need money and I am owed from this tournament you ran. Multiverses. And although I do not agree with the actions he did, I also owe him money.

Yeah. And I think it's wrong to not pay out. Is that a real DM? This is a real DM. I thought you were kidding. It wasn't after the thing though, right? It was after the thing. No way.

Not like right after. It wasn't like it came out and he was like, yo. And he was collecting the bags to go to Cancun. But it was like this past week. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I guess I gotta do that. Also, similar to Slicker. Did I do... It's Fortnite money.

It's multiverses. I didn't get pinged for this, so this is the TO's fault. It is... I literally didn't get pinged for this, because I handle this shit. Gentlemen don't talk about work during pleasure time. Multiverse. I swore back in me. Alright, my turn.

Oh my god. That's the gentleman. Sometimes gentlemen switch up. That's the gentleman mix up. They want the woman to know that they could be a gentleman or a gentle man. I switch up. That's a gentleman mix up. They want the woman to know that they could be a gentleman or a gentle man. I switch up like Neiman. Who is that? Hans Neiman.

Because he switches accents. I don't know who that is. We'll figure that out. Alongside when I pay Crazy Slick, I'll say Inshallah, I never see you in real life. Freak. That'll be nice for me. Cathartic. That would be cathartic for you. But yeah, I never see you in real life. Freak. And that'll be nice for me. Yeah. Cathartic. That would be cathartic for you.

Yeah. But yeah, we have to do that. Fine. Also, we have to pay out all the people. I didn't get paid for it, Ludwig. I will do it, but it's the first I'm hearing it. Whoa. And that's the problem.

Oh, my gentlemen. Gentlemen, relax. Please. I mean, we're all gentlemen here. No, I'm not. What? I'm not a gentleman. What?

That's right. It's a gentleman show. I'm tired of this. I'm not a gentleman, bro. I's the no I'm not What that's right, it's a gentleman show I'm tired of this I'm not a gentleman where I'm getting I'm done Don't take off the top you keep the you keep the top button you Stop slime stop unbuttoning. Oh no now. I'm casual don't keep taking buttons off Don't know I am NOT a gentleman, and I'm tired of lying and pretending that i am show me those blueberries susan oh no you can't show us the blueberries i will show you the blueberries don't show them to susan i shouldn't it's tasteless at this point but you're not a gentleman and i'm not a gentleman why do you hate the gentleman life because i can't be free would you rather be free and demonetized i think there's a happy medium we can reach Because we've been getting monetized

And we say things like cum And penis And butthole And slam dog Does this scare you? You don't like this? I don't like it It's uncouth

What's uncouth about me, you in the parking lot My face, your ass, huh? How about that? Are you eating my ass? I'm from the streets. Am I getting- And I always will be. What streets?

So fuck the demonetizing demon. Fuck Patreon. Fuck Crazy Slick. Fuck them all, bro. I'm tired of this shit. No, you too? Let's go. I'm no longer a gentleman.

That's right. You know what? I'm really- Let's rip off the tag. Rip it off. Rip it tag. Rip it off. Rip it off. Rip it off. Come on, do it.

You want to give it a good yank? I don't want to ruin it. Can I? No, I can't return it. If I give it a good yank? If you pull it off, I can't return it. Is this like a challenge? Like if you pull...

Look. Are you yanking or not? Go for it. All momentum is done. Yeah, what a momentum killer all the you really are a gentleman because you don't have that dog in you i'm a gentleman i wouldn't anyway guys now but now now that we aren't gentlemen we can we can be dirty yeah we can we go back to who we are that's right right fine now yes yes sir gentlemen no more gentlemen fuck let's go fuck do you feel free

now shit save that not saved all right let's get into the bonus episode and goodbye uh fellow gentlemen but not me because i'm not one that's right i'm from the streets semper fi