The Yard - Ep. 81 - We are going to Japan!

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

This week, the boys talk about going to Japan, the lakers drama, and how slime has stopped hating and has made a promise.

We've recorded this more times than I'd like to admit, but it's a bit awkward. And if you haven't heard, there's some things that happened to a close friend of ours, and more importantly, to a lot of women on the internet. And we're not going to really dive into it, this podcast. Why? Look around. Read the room a little bit. We're four white dudes who are friends with the person.

I just don't feel like we have the adequate insight without a woman to empathize and accurately go through the convo. So we're going to talk about what we normally talk about butts and crud yeah and poop and maybe a little mineral what do you have to add oh minerals oh i was thinking about farting into the mic okay okay the day you do that is the day i come to this podcast on time i wait have you done it before i I tried once, but I failed. Okay, well, hey, you know what? Maybe this is the episode, so we're gonna get back into it.

Alright. You guys hear the news? It's a little awkward. I cried on my way to work today. I already shared this in a previous take, but we cut it because I said a slur that Aiden didn't like. You did. And it's like,

why don't you like it? It's like, you're not allowed to say femoid. You're right. You're right. It's my fault. It's my fault. Anyway,

it's your flip flopping too much. These days, you flip flop too much. I am the flip flopper. You know what? I'm going to, I'm just going to do some bad shits that he'll cry about me. What?

I just want him to cry about me once before I die. Can you fucking one time? I'm just going to do some bad shit so that he'll cry about me. What? I just want him to cry about me once before I die. Can you fucking one time? I just want you to let a single tear out. He cried when my dad died. I did. Well, I didn't cry

when your dad died. I cried about what you wrote about it. It was the words. You read your phone and you're like, oh, that sucks. The shit before was

a son of a bitch. You're a great writer. The words. The group chat notice evoked no emotion whatsoever. I think I like shut off all crying. I always like to say I cried out when my dad died and then I made a switch

in college where I was like I'm gonna start crying at things because you should cry at things. But it was only for media. So like I cried at Puss in Boots. You really are a robot. You're like, I'm deciding to cry. I need to do it because everyone thinks I'm cringe if I don't. Crying optimal will do.

It's not a robot. I just think I become emotionally detached in moments of stress to navigate through it easier. So it's a defense mechanism. Yes. So is it? But I think your threshold for- And robots don't have defense mechanisms. This is why the birds

with the longer beaks survived. I think it's what dark Darwinism was about. The toucan? Yeah, I think he's just talking about Darwinism

as a whole. I want to see your two cans. I mean, I can, they're looking better these days. What do you mean better?

No, they're looking plump. Why are you guys saying I look plump? I was trying to give you a comment. No, I don't care. So that's on you.

That's just yours to deal with. I had a conversation with someone and they were like, man, I ran into slime, but I didn't know it was him. And the only way I figured it out was by the way he walked. And I can't remember the context of it, but the moment they said that,

I was like, yeah, he does walk in a way. He walks on his tippy toes. I walk on my tippy toes. No, no, it wasn't that. It was how how it was how erect you are erect

yeah posture posture have you ever seen how erect he is when he walks i guess it's kind of correct it i guess it's hot it's kind of hard to slump when you walk on your tippy toes no i would argue the problem is not it's not slouching it's it's you're too erect yeah i i think i like i look like a like a okay i look like a lowercase l that you it's like bendy and you kind of pushed it in a little bit. You look like you're talking to a guy who's taller than you and you're trying to poke into his chest to get at him. Well, I gotta. Okay, well, that is a result of my back getting fucked up. He looks like the first three frames of Popeye eating spinach.

The start of him when he hasn't put his arms up I will say like being self-conscious about your posture and how you stand and like like appear as a human with like your shape is so fucking stressful I've been through this a lot and I think it's like my back got fucked up so I like had to have a good posture but then I'm like am I like out too much with my

chest and my shoulders back or like okay well now I gotta adjust it with like my stomach this is like inside community stuff yeah it's like it's like the line with like you're is it you're is my jawline in line with my chest pop right yeah but it's more like do i look like a normal fucking guy i feel like it's like uh something you just like are you always aware of it or do you become aware of it depends is it like the breathing meme that you're always looking at your nose if i'm like in public like we were at genesis i was like okay be really normal you know like so it's it's on my mind a lot but then i'll start thinking about like i don't know like sushi or something i like so it's like when a dude's high and they're like do people think i'm

high do i'm acting normal no it's not like i'm self-conscious like i'm like i'm worried it's like i know what i need to do to correct it and? No, it's not like I'm self-conscious, like I'm, like I'm worried. It's like, I know what I need to do to correct it and look right, but it's, it takes so much energy to do it all. All because I walk on my toes.

Anthony is wearing light blue jeans. Yeah, I was just about to comment. Are we not talking about that? This is the most normal outfit you've ever worn. what the fuck was going on?

I found this shirt online that I like a lot. It's got a bear on it. Is it like a Suns fan thing? You're online shopping, you're wearing light blue jeans. I need more shirts. I literally need more shirts

because I try to wear a new shirt for the podcast. Get up, get up, do a 360. Give me the full turn. I'm trying to see. This is exposing you, by the way. You own so many. What's exposing me? I'm not going to leak.

It's exposing. What are you talking about? Let's see, let's see. BDG, you're shopping at Urban Outfitters? Look at you, dude. I can't fucking ever. He always shops at Urban. If you've had them forever we've i've never

seen because i was like you know what would go good with the purple shirt the reason i don't wear these because they're like the tiktok baggy girl jeans and they're too fucking big

on my tiktok baggy girl do you think i'm talking about mom wearing them now i kind of know what you're talking about but i was like i want to wear them and i've got some

mom jeans i was rushing out the door and i'm like i want to fucking put these on and they're like you know what these you look good i was rushing out the door so i put a normal fucking outfit on for the first time.

I didn't realize you look like you're rushing out the door. You've been playing up being weird this whole time. You haven't. What do you mean playing up being weird? You've been playing up being weird. Yeah, you've been larping a weird creature. What the fuck are you guys talking about? I'm so goddamn mad.

You autopiloted a normie outfit. Yeah. Yeah. So what does that say about every other day? You're a normie that's larping as a weirdo. All my shit is dirty and these aren't what the fuck do you want from me? I thought when you crawled down to the kitchen in the old house and you ate sardines in the sink that you meant it This motherfucker couldn't live in a closet anymore with these jeans. They wouldn't fit in there. That's what I'm saying. Now we're doing a little bit of baiting

I recognize that and I won't bite. I won't i won't do it oh man you you do love to bait others i don't and metal gear solid sucks when i think about it more don't even don't even say that because you don't mean it that game i actually sucks and i've never played the gameplay is fun the story is bad but uh i did have a real conversation i had a real conversation. I had a real conversation, you know, with Stans. He is cut up about the Panda Express thing. What are you talking about? Maybe he should have been fucking nicer to me then. What's the Panda Express thing?

The thing from the Genesis thing where we were walking. Because Slime always brings it up when he talks to Stans. Yeah, because he's been like, I've been self-reflecting on it. And it's like, I don't know what's true like because like i know i wouldn't do that in my character like my heart he fucking did it but but like i'm so adamant that i did it on the fucking podcast uh we he would love that by the way he would adore that stands up i would too it's five stanzas well what i'm saying is he did fucking do that. And so he should be reflecting. It's crazy that it took him forever to figure this out.

I think it's more so he just still feels bad. I don't think he felt bad until I brought it up to him. I think you're also someone who will never forgive and never forget. That's not true. No, Slime's good at forgiving. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, I'm sorry for what happened. What happened? When I laughed at you for wanting to go to KFC or Penn Express I obviously don't think you're serious I'm being super genuine you know the problem is you think I don't forgive because every every instance in which you would apologize to me is a joke so I can't that's not true I'm not bad at forgiving. You just suck at apologizing. He would never mean it. You're singing on a fucking podcast right now. Obviously you wouldn't mean it.

I'm actually sorry. No, give me a third take. Give me a third take. I swear to God. I'm trying to be good. I'm trying to be the darling of the podcast. What is this? What is this arm hickey you have?

Oh, it's just a bruise. I just fucking hit myself. For what? I don't remember. It's so circular. I pinched it. I just fucking hit myself. For what? I don't remember. It's so circular. I like pinched it. What do you mean you don't remember? I don't know.

It's like I pinched it on something. That's a problem. That's a Goat's Esports tattoo. Oh my God. Did you see all the art? Yeah. Fuck, that's what I was going to do. It looks so good.

Zipper, can I have you just kind of gather up some of the submissions in the Twitter thread? I think there's one on the Yard podcast Reddit. And there's a couple on the subreddit. There's one I really like on the subreddit. I think the one on my subreddit was... Really? Shuby.

Was it Shuby? Shuby. Shuby posted a good one. Shuby was at Genesis. We met Shuby. Yeah, Shuby's way taller than you would imagine someone who draws. The animator would be, yeah. I had a bad interaction at Genesis.

Oh, really? Did you? With a fan? Yeah. No. Yeah, he walked up to me and he was showing me porn. No. Wait, really? With a fan? Yeah. No. Yeah, he walked up to me and he was showing me porn. No. Wait, really? Yeah, it was slime. Oh, yeah.

What? Oh. Wait, did we? Yeah, we talked about it. I just re-spun it. 50 whole feet away from the booth. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, it was far And it wasn't porn. It was just a guy peeing into his mouth. Oh, that's true. That's different.

It's like candy. That's less feet than some restraining orders. You know what I'm saying? You watch your dog pee. You take your dog out to pee. That is... Takes a pee.

You watch your dog pee. You watch piss come out of its wiener. I don't watch it. You don't watch... I do pee in solidarity with Swift when I let Swift out at night.

Do you watch the poop come out of Swift's ass? No. That's how you bond with Swift. Not that. Not that. What you said. How much of the liquid that you drink does not get converted to pee?

All of it gets converted to pee. Well, no, because you pee in your mouth. Would it be a cycle forever? No. Yeah, we've talked about this on the podcast, too. This is a clip show.

You filter it over and over. So filtering means taking out. We've done this. We've done this. He said none of it gets taken out. None of it gets taken out. You're wrong. That's what I'm saying.

It goes straight through you. You're also wrong. In one straight shot. No, no, no. Because you sweat and you breathe and that gets rid of water. Do you know most of your weight is lost through breath, not sweat? Most of what? Your weight.

Yes, I did know that because I watched a test. Through breath? Breathing out. Like if the biochemistry is fat gets converted into water and that water escapes you through breathing and sweat. And so breathing is how you're losing weight, not like sauna sweating, which is why just sitting in the sauna doesn't make you insta skinny. Well, it can.

It's just like when, when your fat burns, it comes out through the, through the mouth. Does that mean smoking weed is exercise? Yes. Cause you have a coughing fit. Yeah. Also breathing someone else's breath makes you fat. Like, it's like eating bread. Oh, because you're getting carbon from them.

No, because you're getting their fat water. You're giving your fat water carbs. Oh my god. You're getting their fat water and it's going into your bones. Holy shit, that's why it's called carbs. And then your bones get fucking fat and weird, like yours. Whose breath? It's Sun-La. He's breathing in Sun-La's breath.

He's taking in his aura. You're taking in his essence. You're saying it wrong. Sun-La. It's Dunla. He's breathing in Dunla's breath. He's taking in his aura. You're saying it wrong. You're saying it wrong. Dunla. It's a tonal language. It's a tonal language. Why are you laughing? It is. It's because you always say it's a tonal language. You always say it's a tonal language. As if the word tonal language

is tonal. It is when you say in that context. To be clear, thank you. Okay. Yes. Alright, so you and... Let's be aware of cultures. Dunlaw are going and you're sucking his breath into your mouth. I'm not sucking it. Well, it's getting in there somehow, brother.

Yeah, because we're talking close. He's huffing. We're just standing next to each other. We're not going on hikes. You're a big man inhaler. You go meet him. And he's glistening. He's breathing hard. He's shiny. He's shining because of sun setting.

It's hitting me in the right way. Shining. Sun setting. He's like a normal person. Sun La is very shiny. That was bad. You're saying it like Siri does. Yeah.

You said it like. Right. Turn it. Sun La. Like Michael Barbaro would. Yeah. That's what he said earlier. Sun La.

So you are in a relationship with Ludwig. I quit the daily. You quit? You quit on me? I've actually quit. I'm done. I'm deeper than ever. I'm done.

Oh, so you're back on the side of Ukraine? I'm back. Shouldn't be being invaded? Wait. Are you okay? I feel like you skipped a few steps. Yeah, he did. He did, but answer the question.

Are you not on that side? No, I'm not on that side. Are you or are you not? As, I'm not on that side. As someone who was recently against Ukraine, have you changed your position? I'm pro... Pro-Ukraine. Pro-Ukraine.

Welcome back. That sounded forced. Yeah, you sounded like him apologizing to me. There are complex political issues at hand that I do not understand. Yeah, because you like him apologizing to me. There are complex political issues at hand that I do not understand. Yeah, because you can see both sides. But I don't think that people should be invaded. I'm your Ukraine.

He's my new mobile mail writer with the way he's talking. You're his Ukraine? Yeah. Because I'm invading you? That makes him Russia? I'm Ukraine. You can't apologize to me because you're russia and adans is is the azov battalion i'm gonna start putting the work on you then

what are you saying i'm putting the work in on you oh it's because it's a pun yeah you're gonna say right you're in shining total language totally putin um you're in shining form right now thanks i appreciate that you guys you guys see that that lebron call huh yeah you don't know anything about this did you just watch the foul yeah i watched it when it happened right right i was i was explaining to him the context of why this was so funny like how how like you don't you don't have to like in like be a basketball like diehard fan to appreciate how ludicrous this moment was but him bringing it up is like if slime randomly said so you guys climb in any V5s? It's exactly like that. We're talking about sports.

Were you guys crushing beers and pussy and watching the game? In a way. You know he doesn't do one of those and he doesn't do the other. If- Put her here, bro. Fuck it, I'm on fire. That's a little fire today. If pussy is my first A dino in the gym

Yes What's a dino? Pussy is a tonal language First dino? Come on You got it? Oh he got it Wait you're back?

A dino is when you When you jump off of the wall Dynamic movement In between moves Dynamic moves So you would attach from the wall In between moves Both hands off

So you jump from one rock To the other Couldn't you just do it On the same spot you're on And then call it that And get the chivo? No because you haven't Moved to another rock you have to jump from one rock to the other. Couldn't you just do it on the same spot you're on and then call it that and get the Chivo? No, because you haven't moved from another rock. You have to move to another rock. It's not a move if you stay on the same rock.

Yeah. Tough day at the gym. The thing about climbing is that all the Chivos are kind of made up. I think there are some guidelines to hit them, but if you want to cheat to get your Chivo, you could, but you'll know that. Yeah, but I have no character. That's how i felt when i watched silence i was like alexandra just made this shit up who cares andre uh he did gaming but wait he's also the goat yeah but he made it up alex alex what is this call what is this lebron thing uh pull up the

clip zipper the zipper's gathering a bunch of butthole logos as well which we forgot about in the past two minutes let me do a little the yard brief sports recap the Lakers

are not good or generally not very good LeBron's been carrying really hard but they have LA in their name LeBron's 38 years old

putting up almost 40 points or more every night same and he the game against the celtics is tied it's 105 to 105 context oh so ad's been crushing for that team oh yeah anthony davis is like 23 and 25 they're like 13 in the western conference they've slowly been moving

because they started off really bad this season and they've slowly been moving their way up the standings and you want to be like top eight for playoffs. And their conference is really, really close. So the gap between the qualifying playoff teams right now is really small. So every win matters a lot. It's like four wins between 13th and third position. So Mango's having a bad year and he went to the Lund Invitational

and was kind of drunk and he needed those matches if you want to get second over Hamza. So it's very close. This is good. Okay, I like this. And now the game is tied at the end. The game is tied because the Celtics got a foul call that they arguably did not deserve.

It's tied. It's tied. It's just tied. Okay, so they're playing a last stock situation and the CRT glitch when Mango was up in percent. Is he playing HBoss? So they had to replay the stock. He's playing Amza.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. So you're saying Amza is the Celtics of Melee? Kind of. It's more like Zayn because Celtics are the best in the league,

bar none. Okay, all right. Best record. Best logo. Best logo. Yeah. I like how Aiden didn't let that fucking go. He's like, no, no, no.

If you want to offer a counter, is it going to be like the ninth place Warriors? Who are we doing here? We should just become a sports podcast. It'd be so easy. The other yard that comes up when you search the yard on podcast platforms is a sports podcast.

Did you talk about something fucked up recently? I don't like the lack of understanding you have with saying this. No, no, no. The last of us sucks, by the way. I'm sorry. Go on, go on. The level of confidence that you say things you are not studied up on is concerning.

What the fuck are you talking about to me? It's taking us so fucking long to get to this. Didn't they say something problematic? It's taking us so fucking long to get to this. All right, all right. Tie game. LeBron is going up for a layup. He's driving. Oh, we got the video. Watch long. All right. All right high game LeBron is going up for a layup. We got some

Watch this Weapon Taking the ball in his own hands point seven seconds left goes up for a layup either replay We if you look at the slow Jason Tatum star player for the Celtics Aiden swings anyways, I just said don't do it. It's all you had to do. This is Robby. He's sobbing.

Oh my God. But it's deserved. Look at this. So he hits his forearm right here and the ball releases because of that, right? Because he can't finish the follow through. And in basketball, basically any physical contact can be considered a foul, right? That's not with the ball, right? You're not allowed to contact the human to stop them from shooting, but you can contact the ball to stop them from shooting got it and there's like some leeway but like that's pretty egregious you have to be standing up straight or your like hands have to

be up straight the key here is like the most egregious or like blatant types of fouls other than fucking decking somebody is hitting somebody's arm while they're shooting because you're interrupting their their shot right so everybody in the fucking stadium sees that jason tatum has hit the ball out of his hand and they get no call and in basketball you can only challenge a play if a call is made so like if a call is made against you then you can challenge that call but because no call was made there's nothing to challenge the game ties and then they lose the game in overtime that's like why lebron was mad on twitter huh yes yeah he was mad he was mad

for somebody who's like famous for making drama over like small small things it's like that's up to interpretation i guess is like this is like the most mad he's ever gotten it's probably the worst foul in terms of like the context of the foul in his career. Yeah. Because the foul, the lack of the call lost them the game. And because every win matters so much right now, it's like maybe that loses them the playoffs. End of the day though, ball don't lie. Celtics won an OT, better team won.

GG. Also a few hours later, the NBA was like, yeah, we were wrong. My bad. That was also the crazy part. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. The result stands.

It's like chess boxing stands it's like chess boxing except I awarded them both the trophies you gave everyone candy you know what I like that I like when everybody wins I don't care to have losers

the Celtics and the Lakers win the LBA would be such a shit show the fucking basketball association why don't we put all the teams in the playoffs let's just have them both win let's do a no elimination playoff. Let's just play some ball.

Let's just have a good time. That'd be fun. Let's have a good time. Hang out, man. Okay. Wait. Official NBA refs Twitter? Damn.

That Twitter must get blown up. That cannot be a fun Twitter. That's got to be the most hated Twitter of all time. Outside of Slimes. Why do they have their own Twitter account? Refs make mistakes. We made one at the end of the game. It's like one of the refs at Chick-fil-A,

like LMAO, just posted up. Anyone want to hang out? Yeah, right? Like, what the fuck? Has someone tried to, like, fuck on that account? Like, one of the refs is, like, sliding into DMs. Yeah, I can get you into a game for sure. Are you cool with this shirt though if you look the look at the thread on that tweet it says we're going to behead the

refs live on broadcast next game i think it is not fun to be canceled i think it's like there's no upside i i talked about this when we did the beyblade tournament it was awful yeah it was awful you did you put yourself on. 50% of people end up hating you every time. You feel so bad because it's like you're just doing your best, except that guy wasn't doing his best. Do you think you were doing your best? Really?

What were you like? I was doing my best. Give yourself out of 10. Hmm? Out of 10. Where were you at? Wait, how much effort? How hard did you try out of 10 and how hard did you perform out of 10?

Give myself like a 7.5. That's not bad. I honestly think your performance is higher. Did you have pink hair? Yeah, I was weird back then. It was my pink hair content pill era. You have a new hair plan, I heard. Yes.

Should I spoil? I mean, it's up to you. You cannot spoil. I actually don't think I should, because I think it's kind of fucked. What? I'll just wait until, it's up to you. You cannot spoil. I actually don't think I should because I think it's going to... It's kind of fucked. What? So I'll just wait until we... You're yawning.

That sounds interesting. I think you should spoil. Okay, so... Calling it fucked, by the way, makes me think like you're going to shave a slur into your head. Yeah, we're like, Aiden's going to get dreadlocks.

Right into the back. I'm going to do dreadlocks on one half and my regular hair on the other half to show that I stand in unison. I really liked the one kid in Avatar and I was like, I could fuck that. Yeah, that's really tight of you. Is there a white to do dreadlocks on one half and my regular hair on the other half to show that I stand in unison. I really liked the one kid in Avatar. And I was like, I could rock that. Yeah, that's really tight of you. Is there a white kid with dreadlocks in Avatar?

Yeah. No. Anyway. They're not humans. He bends dope-ass rhymes. No, I'm going to. It's the other one, man. I'm going to shave.

It's not that one? It's a different one, man. I'm gonna shave. It's not that one? It's a different one, man. The way it looks. That's blue stuff. I don't care. What are you talking about? Your hair looks good. It's fucking nothing, man.

I'm fucking... You're gonna shave? Wait, is it horse cum or is it not? It's not horse... Why would it be horse cum? Because you said it was fucked. That would be fucked. It would be fucked.

No, I just think it would... Fucked in like a... It would be fun to surprise people, I thought. Just fucking tell them, Aiden. I'm the one being interrupted about horse cum! Well did he cum or what? That's not interruption, that's important, that's breaking news I'm gonna shave my head

And then I'm going to let Zipper 3 dye a pattern Into it, like a cheetah print Or something that would be so sick Or like a flower print She's going to pick the design I am going to be Dennis Rodman. You should do the arcade carpet.

Like a 90s arcade carpet pattern. Like with cool triangles and squiggles. Or like the 90s styrofoam cup thing. Yeah, the fuck Jerry. God, that's an aging skillet. Now it's lame that it's fuck Jerry. What about... Yeah, well the fuck Jerry. Yeah. God, that's an aging skill set. Now it's lame. It's lame that it's fuck Jerry. Yeah, like that shit. What about is there a Hurricane Aiden?

Take the map of Hurricane Aiden and then dye it in your head. The most mid-hurricane of all time. Yeah, I mean it's pretty tough if you should like put Hurricane Katrina in there. Category 3 is big, man. That would go kind of hard cat five in 2019 telling the barber to give you the hurricane katrina i was a cat five that's

actually huge look how big that shit is i'm huge i wish you took out florida i don't even need to know how to barely even touch florida you guys should kind of fuck me up there in new hampshire yeah there's a lot of a lot of who decides decides the name? I think this has been talked about. I remember reading a thread about it. Let me pick... It's really interesting, and I promise you that. This is not going to be worth it.

Yeah, I know. I was like, wait a minute. This is bad. It's a committee. Do you think it's weird? Oh, okay. All right. Zipper is putting us back on track.

So here's a couple of these logos. So the logos we're looking at, audio listeners, is for my esports endeavor, which is creating a vertical off of Moist, which these guys aren't involved in. No. We're involved.

Okay, hold on. The heart and soul of the operation type role. I'm not a part of the operation. I work for that company. Which company? Me and Charlie hang out all the time. What's his real name? Charlie.

Fuck. Okay, son of a bitch. I want to name it Goats Esports. The verticals that I enter you want to call Goats Esports and I like moguls. Don't call it the moguls. What's wrong with that? Also, you're acting like it's so fucking sacred.

It's called fucking moist, bro. It's not supposed to be. His name is Moist Critical. Yeah, because it's a joke This isn't the fighting champion. He wasn't always moist critical. He was yeah, he was saying when zero I get you but also I Let's just look at them so our first one here says goats eSports And it looks like it's like a polygon this one kind of sucks like an 8-bit kind of

I'm way better. I like the simplicity of sucks. It's like an 8-bit kind of one. I like this. Come on. There's way better ones. I like the simplicity of it. It has pink in the middle. It's the goat's heads, and the dots align with the hexagon. Let's go next here. That's Shuby's. So this is Shuby's. I don't like this one that much either. For one, he uses the hyphen in esports, which is a big no-no.

Also, there's no sort of play on the butthole. I think that, well, wait, what do you mean? Do you not see the butthole in the goat's head? That's of play on the butthole I think that well wait what do you mean do you not see the butthole in the goat's head that's like literally the most butthole of any of them you don't see it are you fucking with us what part of a goat is that you tell me I see it now what part of the goat is that

you don't see that the eyes are also hooves I'm looking at a sphincter right now yeah it's the most sphincter of any of them because it's a goat's head you like it now he likes it now no i think the other the one i like the most is still the one i like the most and i also think they now see i think they did the hyphen so it'd be more clear that it's goatee which i don't think is good because it's like two on the nose yeah i don't want to be clear none of it's good like wait what is i think goatsy i think goatsy sports is good yeah but this would read as goatsy sports i'm concerned

that people get confused before we move forward my my mom texted me yesterday and she goes i googled goatsy no i just replied oh no well what's up, Nick's mom? How you doing? Lemon Party is your next adventure. Come on, come on. Don't take it out on Google. And you know what? Rest in peace.

Oh, I'm sorry. I honor the dead in this house. I think it's a little inappropriate. I think most people under the age of like 30, 35 wouldn't know about it. If you want to find out more, look up like, I don't know, goats rule 34. And then you'll see why you guys are under that age get your phone out that's just why they would know about the goatsies though there's actually this pizza place i went to because i was just in new york and it's

so good it was is mostly meat on pizza right wait i think i've heard about it on tiktok meat spin that's right because they spin it around They spin it up in the air. God bless you. The only time I wish my parents weren't both alive. That's crazy. You're not allowed to make that joke. We are. Yeah.

So meat spin. Okay. Let's go to the next one. This one's a little lazy. This is lazy. Okay. This is just Googling circle, then hands, then goat. You guys are dogging it.

Thank you very much for making this on a company that will never ever ever be created. Is that a trans slide behind it? That's kinda hype. No that's the binary. That's bisexual. That's bisexual lighting. Bisexual. Binary? I said, I was, because I saw two and I said binary. Binary is a bisexual concept. All computers are bisexual. Are bisexual, right.

Yeah, that's why Linux was made. They sit on the fence and they decide Linux was made so gay people knew how to use computers. No, Linux was made in protest.

Linux is straights only and it's problematic. Yeah, Linux is a Linux is a hate OS. Linux is a homophobic. Go to esports. Let's get strange. Another

simple one here. Not great here Simple one For audio listeners Just a pink circle This one's the best one This is if you went on Fiverr and got it

Yeah I agree This is what you'd get It looks good though It's just in front of a circle Is this the one I like? I don't know if this is The one I like You don't even know

Who you are No I don't This is Ludwig Wait no go back Ludwig with the keyblade Someone put it on merch They superimposed You don't look likeosed the image on me.

I look like that. You don't look like that. That's literally me. Yeah, he's been aged. Not in a bad way. You just don't. Fuck. That's what me and Nick are saying to you.

You look aged. We've been doing this about you for years, and now you're going to spin it on me? I'm not spinning anything. You're spinning it. Real recognize real. But, you know, wherever the meat may spin. Oh, come on oh come on brother nice is that it i've got a couple more did you go on the subreddit the whole thing being pink is very funny oh my god it's because the whole thing's been turned out i'm thinking i'm thinking i'm gonna call it just moguls keep going oh that's it that's it i'm gonna

just stick with moguls don't call them moguls that's it. That's it. I'm going to just stick with moguls. Don't call them moguls. It's so crazy. That's why you're not a journalist. What's crazy about that? Because it's like, oh, we're rich. What do you fucking think the company you work for is called? Dude, that's different.

You don't want fucking FGC players saying I'm rich. That's a fucking faux pas, you dumb bitch. What? Am I crazy? What is the difference between mogul moves and moguls? Because it's like the noun of it? What is the difference between mogul moves and moguls? Because it's like the noun of it. Like, I'm a mogul.

So it's chill to make mogul moves, but being a mogul is cringe? Yeah, because you can always kind of coast on the fact that it's like, I make mogul moves, but I'm a street rat. Counterpoint.

Yeah. Counterpoint. You can be bad at being rich. Counterpoint. It's chill if your team is predators, but it's not chill if it's Predator moves. I don't think it's chill for the team to be Predators. What?

Is there an esports team right now named the Predators? I would hope not. Thunder Predators. No, it's Thunder Predator. Legendary Call of Duty player, Optic Predator. Optic Predator? That's real. Interesting.

And he's 5'4". Well. Which is probably a a predator classification one of the one of the metrics required to be one you have to be this tall if you're over you're not a predator um no yeah if you're if look if there's any team out there named the the predators the fighting predators you know, good luck. But we're Predators Esports? Yeah, there it is, baby. It's a LATAM team. And it's literally just the Predator logo

from the movie. League of Legends. Team has been renamed in all caps. Team has renamed. The X10? X10. And it has no active members. Okay.

Anyway, yeah, I like moguls. Hey, it's your fucking esports team. We are just simply the archbishops, the truth to power, if you will. You know what I would have done if I was a professional baseball player? What's that? Charge the mound. You would charge the mound? Charge the mound.

Why? Every time the pitcher talked shit to me, I would charge the fucking mound. Do you think that happens often? Every day. Every game. Every game it happens. Every day. And you know what happens? When you charge a mound. Do you think that happens often? Every day. Every game. Every game it happens. Every day. And you know what happens?

When you charge a mound, you soil yourself. You poop a little bit? You poop all over. Is that real? I didn't know this. Is that part of it? Yeah.

I've been watching a lot of baseball. It's insanely hype. Did John Boy break that down for you? John Boy broke it down. Well, if you poop yourself, you can get more underwear? That's right. Okay.

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And if one of them's getting your SOs, some undies socks maybe a bralette nobody gets mad at that maybe get yourself some undies to wear for your so on valentine's day oh some like some some cute yeah i like the idea of actually wearing the heart boxers that like in cartoons when you like someone pulls oh yeah and you're embarrassed it has little hearts all over it. I like the idea of getting 25% off my first purchase. 25% off. Plus free shipping. And a simple URL. You know, you can buy them pre-soiled.

Yep, that's right. From one of us or a baseball pitcher. You can get Shohei Otani's soiled pants. If you go to meetundies.com slash the yard. I wear them to the gym and I never chafe. And he's a huge guy. And so they're fucking big gym and I never chafe. He's a huge guy. And so they're fucking big. If you want some good steak,

MeUndies.com slash the yard. When Shohei Ohtani charges the mound, you better fucking watch out. He will kill you. He charges the mound and he also takes the mound. So he soils and then makes other people soil. Yes, he is an all-star player. He takes off his MeUndies, soileded and puts them on the guy he just charged me.com slash the

yard he's like 25.com on him undies.com all over the yard all over the mouth just do it just please just go now games games you go now. Games. Games you want a guy in. Valor Man. You want a Valorant team? I want a Valo. I like watching Valo. But you want to lose, lose money. I want to burn Charlie's money fast.

Who thought of that sketch? It was funny. Me. Yeah? I directed the sketch. Really? Yeah. I liked it a lot.

I thought a fun idea. If I hit Radiant, can I quit my job at Mogul and you'll sign me? You think... You're pretty crucial. Yeah, okay. I think you would not only hurt Mogul by not being employed there, but you'd also hurt the team a lot. Yo, come on.

By being a part of it. You need a judge player. You... You need someone to sit fucking behind the box. What I realize is the gap between Radiant, like 500, or like have hit Radi versus like second who is who what what is your outlook what do you see that we don't about what i was kind of i was thinking about this i was i was why why are you doing this what do you mean i was thinking that too i was genuinely honestly thinking about it and i was like wait a minute it's all funny but like why though for real i remember i remembered a

conversation i had with with ken chen once and he was explaining how how really really rich people will buy a sports team because it's the only thing in their life left that they can buy that they don't have full influence and control over with their money. And it's like the last form of like fulfillment. And no, it's a scarcity thing. You can be a billionaire, but there's only so many NBA teams.

Exactly. And if you have other billionaires hitting up your phone to get courtside for your fucking team, you're the man. So is this, is this like your version of that? Like you just, you want power.

I just like e-sports. No, tell us just, you want power? I just like esports. No, tell us the fucking truth. Be truthful for once in your life. I love when we ask Ludwig a question and just talk instead of him. That's my favorite part. Tell the truth. I like esports. I didn't get through the word.

Because you were just going to stagger out, I like esports. No, I was going to follow up. I'll let you follow up. A lot. No way. I didn't even see that. stagger out i like esports no i was gonna follow up i'll let you follow up a lot do you think it like when you as an influencer have have this first of all cringe creator whatever what are you what are you just think it's cringe to say you as an influencer in a sentence you know i'm trying to contextualize i'm just calling you he's wrong for once he's wrong you're okay esports you have an esports team now and and if i was a random dude buying an esports team i would probably have to accept the fact that my team is going to lose

money and that that's kind of what the sketch is about but are you accepting that or do you have an idea that because of your platform you can make an esports team successful in a way that a normal person could not i think it'll make money i don't think i would have entered it if i didn't think it would have that chance but it's also more uh risk averse than if i started my own esports team yeah because i'm in it with many other people because the burden of cost is not solely on me so for me to make money on it is probably a much easier task and then for the whole company to make money yeah is i think still possible because you like i am an influencer and i can package like my personal ad deals for the esports teams i can make content around the esports teams

that will grow the east like esports players I think it people be more interested to join because like Most eSports players like to pivot to content creation at some point and I can offer that Avenue and Charlie could offer that Avenue More than like Reggie from TSM could you know, so this time my eSports team totally fucking blue nuts no I only watched like one that was good you guys sound like fucking assholes he's done it again you guys want to go to that restaurant? yeah and I uh

those are all the reasons why I think it's a good idea and also moist is very skinny like if you think of like all the other esports teams they're very expensive what queben amen are we all predictable are we fucking yeah yeah we're a bit of a cartoon show right now i can't help myself i love queben always though he had a queben and i just have to say it i have an actual queben uh do you own part do you own own half? Or just part of? It's part of, because there's more people than Charlie in it.

He has his buds who he started it with. And does Ludwig Ogren own that piece, or does Mogul Moves own that piece? Ludwig. Ludwig. Mogul Moves' Ex Moist was a little bit of a red herring. Okay. But it's me. Was it someone peeing in their own mouth?

Close. Okay. No, I just I typed out Queben Yan. Do you think you're going to show me a different cartoon character with his erect penis on the on our flight this week? Yeah. I think I'm going to be speaking so much Japanese to you at all times. No. You can't do that on a flight to Japan.

It is a tonal language. There's actually, I don't think there's anything wrong. He knows it. Am I crazy? There's nothing wrong with going on a flight to Japan and working on your Japanese. There's nothing. Look, Ludwig. You, you, Danny.

Yeah, you're right. You, you, the white guy. There's nothing wrong with white people. Sitting in your business class seat at the front of the plane sitting down sitting down next to me and going mushy mush Mushy, but like you doing that. That's fucking you can't do that. Hey, that's what you'll do. So me my son Can I get three bisque off cookies? No, I'm gonna like try like imagine you're gonna imagine The the flight attendant. I'll be the flight then. Okay, and bring me a tray of food and you forget the attendant. Okay, I'll be the flight attendant. Okay. Bring me a tray of food, and you forget the fork.

Okay. Hi, sir. I'm bringing you a tray of food, but I've forgotten your fork. Hi. Arigato gozaimashita. Ah, porku doko desu. That was... Wow.

Right? Don't say wow. Come on. You have wowed Aiden who has studied other languages. That sentence made sense. Come on. I'm in this bitch. I don't know if it's practicing

if you know that line. He's using very basic vocabulary. It's like, alright, ask me how to garden. I'm not going to enter conversations Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not gonna enter conversations about, like, the fucking, you know... Politics?

Politics. Did Shinzo deserve it? Yeah. Shinzo, don't go. I'll kill you, fucking bro. What? I'll kill you, bro. You'll never kill me. I'll kill you. I'll kill you, bro. I'm speeding past you. I'll fucking kill you, bro. I'm speeding past you.

I'll fucking kill you, bro. I'm speeding past you. Would you rock climb? Would I? We talked about it. We're all going around questioning if you would join us rock climbing. If you would like it or not. Like, I feel like this has clearly been illustrated that I won't do that.

That's what I said. That I don't want to do that. It would make your back hurt. You're saying like in the future? I'm saying if you would try it. I'd try it. Not would you become a rock climber. Yes, I would try it.

And then I'd probably like it. Really? Yeah, I'd probably like it just like you guys. I'm the same as you guys. The things you like I think are cool too. You know this isn't true. No. I like riding Vespas in Japan.

You like watching videos about processors in massaging your prostate. You too? You don't and massaging your prostate you too you don't like if we made a if we made a Venn diagram with our four little circles you two are the furthest apart I think so what do we love together

we love you know what it is there's two things it's Super Smash Brothers Melee and it's the hit 2008 comedy I love you know what it is. There's two things. It's Super Smash Brothers Melee and it's the hit 2008 comedy I love you, man 2009 but you're right 2008 2009 Oh zipper zipper. Let's get involved. I love you man 50 bucks shake shake shake. I'm worried that 2008 role models. It is role models fucker fucker son of a bitch What's that? What can we look up the uh apac release

yeah son of a bitch son of a bitch do you look up when they wrote what a year for paul rudd huh yeah he had five months quite a run god damn he was hot then he and he's hot now he was on friends at that time he was piping piping Phoebe. I watched the trailer for Ant-Man. It was Paul Rudd walking down the street. And I was like, son of a bitch, another Paul Rudd comedy. Sign me up. And then he puts on the fucking suit. And I'm like, kill me.

Kill me where I stand. It's a damn Marvel movie. No, but they made a trailer the size of an ant. You guys see that one? Yeah. It's like really small. Oh, really? You can't watch it.

That's kind of cute. I like it. We're talking about it now That's good marketing You know what's good marketing Puss in Boots 2 You guys seen it yet Bro

All you do is talk about Puss in Boots 2 And you haven't seen it Wait two You haven't seen it And there's a realistic Depiction Yeah

Yes Of a panic attack And the scene You sound like me And the scene with death Is like really well done And don't put it In 60 FPS What about the opening animation Huh What about well done. And don't put it in 60 FPS.

What about the opening animation? Huh? What about the opening animation? I don't fucking know about that, man. Okay, it's cool. It's cool. I love when A-Man is grumpy. Why are you grumpy about it?

I'm not grumpy. No, what do you watch? It's so great. Grumpy. I just watched After Sun. Cringe. What is that? It was emotional.

What is it about? It was about a woman reminiscing on her last summer with her father I feel like a piece of fucking shit. I fucked up guys. I fucking I roll back the counter I talked shit on something I didn't see again Wait, did you talk shit on the last of us? It's been zero days! Yeah, the counter. Was it the last of us tweet? Yeah, but I thought the IP was bad Was it the Last of Us tweet?

Yeah, but I thought the IP was bad. But I said, me not trying to be a hater about The Last of Us after it being normiecore shit IP for nearly a decade now, which I do believe. I also played the first game and I also played half the second game, but I got bored, which usually doesn't happen. Did you watch the show? I didn't watch the show. Everyone's talking about how good the show is. And I'm like, you know what? I'm still going to talk shit because Games are bad. What do you mean when when you see the IP is normie core?

Like because it's higher to the show. Oh god I actually I shouldn't get into it because people have been so fucking mean to me about this Okay, and the same thing about chainsaw man. I don't know what it is You tell someone the thing that like the media they like is bad. They go for your fucking neck Well personalities are kind of driven by like what media you attach yourself to of course it's about what so if you're in there's no reason to hate on it you don't get if it does suck you don't get anything by stating it oh no i'm telling the truth why i gained the truth why does the truth matter a journalist i thought you were a journalist a journalist asked that question to me part of the

four pillars is seek truth alright but one of the other ones is minimize harm what harm am I doing by bringing the truth to you hurting the people like you just said

who attach themselves to that media well if they're being hurt by that then it's like oh I'm sorry you got yourself hurt I'm sorry you got yourself hurt but hey

you know what woke slavs here to tell you it sucks it's a really good joke democracy dies in darkness right well you'll whoa he almost hit me better his

since good it's a valid opinion that's a valid opinion but I stand by I stand by the games being shit and also being like a just like a pretty boring dry zombie story that has done been done a lot but everyone who likes it is like a just like a pretty boring dry zombie story that has done been done a lot but everyone who likes it is like 20 now i think the the only weird thing is that i

i don't see video games as like as as very normie like the show is what makes it well it's yeah i'm talking about the people that will like buy like it's like gamers right like normie gamers like play every Assassin's Creed. Like how- I like Assassin's Creed. How a lot of people have Mass Effect t-shirts. Yes. Ezio Avedore was a great protagonist.

Yeah, Ezio's great, sweetheart. Anyway. Puta. Puta. So yes, you're- Whoa. This is actually a- What's your goal?

Like, when you- Like, bring me in the mind of a hater. Like, you're dropping this tweet. You're drafting it up. You're like, man, this Last of Us IP fucking sucks. Let's take the magic school bus into your complicated room. Like, what happens after you tweet that? Like, so long for you to ask me this question.

I love the idea of, like, Miss Frizzle taking the kids to look at, like, one of Slime's neurons. And it's just, like, a fucking gremlin with a knife hates everything it's a great question this is how he felt about the halo 2 campaign i think it's the fact that everyone is liking something that i think sucks makes me feel alone and i feel like wow everyone's dumb and i'm and i'm alone not that i'm better but that i can't be included in something i think that's the real heart of it is it because so because there's things that suck more that are also more popular oh yeah you don't hate on is it just because your sphere happens to like it yeah yeah because it's like do i give a shit about telling people that the masked singer sucks

no but i feel like the people that also rudy giuliani put on a hell of a performance take it all back he was i mean that is crazy did he jerk off he didn't do that on the show no because then i would've found out right away Right yeah oh god it's Rudy jerking off In the clown costume No he's saying uh What are you saying Some like bad guy or something

I forget Why do good girls like bad guys And he's jerking off Yeah that was the bulk of it I stopped 9-11 And that was the bulk of it I stopped 9-11 And that was the bulk of it all Ronnie Radke He said he stopped 9-11

Right after jerking off Ronnie Radke, Mark Wahlberg, who you got? In a fight Rudy said he stopped it None of this happened, Aiden Did you think the jerk-off thing happened? You're more concerned about the 9-11? The jerk-off thing kind of happened.

The Borat thing. That's why I brought it up. I know, but I... Are you defending Rudy Giuliani? I'm saying it didn't happen in the Masked Singer. The idea of Rudy Giuliani saying that he stopped 9-11 is really funny because it's believable. One, it's believable that he would say that.

And two, the thing he's most famous for is handling the fall out yeah i'm spreading misinformation oh for fun we do a bit of trolling we do a bit of misinformation spreading i want to sorry you asked me a question okay yeah dream of the hater uh i well i told you and then i and then you had a question and then we started talking about the mass singer take me into the ill mind of hobson. Tell me what's on your brain, man. I need a beat. No, but basically, I don't need to tell people that the Masked Singer sucks or whatever. Whatever like shit that is already like for normies, like how much your mother, like whatever.

Actually, it's kind of a decent show. But it's more of like this is gamer adjacent and I feel like I'm authorized to say, hey, wake up, sheep. That's legend. Wait for it. All of this being me being a dick who's ultimately feels like he's not able to enjoy something that everyone else does.

A dick who has to erase the whiteboard number and change it back to zero. But the problem is it's not even like you're not able to enjoy something. You just didn't even watch it. This time, I didn't watch it.

Not this time. Don't say this time. Once again, is the intro to that sentence. I, to be fair, said the IP was bad, which I still believe. Because they could have done the same thing and it'd be a fucking touching story

about Zombo, and it doesn't have to be on this fucking tired goddamn fucking IP that sucked so bad in 2013. It was so bad. Anyway, what are you on your phone for? I'm going to take you into the mind of an anti-hater. This will be interesting for sure. I wrote out a tweet and then I revised the tweet

until I devoided it of all hater energy. This is great. Design this rhyme to explain it in due time. It was about the whole, because there was a bunch of people on Twitch who were banned. Specifically,ai got banned because he got too high and passed out on stream bruce got bruce got banned because he got banned in an alt account for like saying i hate cracker a bunch i yeah i hate like crackers like referring to white people and then he got banned in that account then he streamed his main account and his band evasion so he got banned and then i think uh and then like also soldier boy who's

been off twitch has been like you gotta unban all these people and it was like i show speed kai bruce and me which is and there's been like you know i don't know why soldier boy got banned i actually just have no clue but because he made because he made super fario on his emulator where Mario was a Spanish something or other. Uh, but then in, in like,

I think like grasping the moment train, like had the kick.com announcement where they partnered with alpha Romeo. Is kick still going? Kick still going. And they're partnered with alpha Romeo. Is kick still going? Kick still going. And they're partnered with Alpha Romeo, the car manufacturer. Yeah. Because they have a huge stake deal. Oh, and then they're like, this is our official streaming partner.

Kick dot com. And then it's crazy. And then he tweeted about like how subs are now out and everybody will make all the value of the subs that, you know, they should receive. Yeah. Everybody will make all the value of the subs that, you know, they should receive. Yeah. And, uh, and there's a streamer who I like who replied to it.

Uh, and zipper, can you pull it up? You send it to zipper, man. If you want to see the headings, that's the real shit. Uh, scroll of it. So it's, it's your age and he replies and he's like, don't tempt me about like switching over. And my gut, when I read that, I was like, no shot you would switch. Okay. And that's so that i typed that out and then i was like no shot you'd switch lol all caps and then i was like that's tough oh my god i worked through probably about five drafts till i got to i'll

form it as a question that is so do you think you'd actually switch and then follow up with why i think it's so ridiculous to even like like feign that you would switch because it's so scary for people for to leave twitch and people are so attached to twitch yeah more than they ever posture everyone postures that they'd love to leave twitch but no one will do it unless they get a multi-million dollar contract including me and you were freaked out about it yeah you were so scared i was scared they gave me a job and that's what i said to the guy below in the next one yeah the guy below was like be quiet i love you but your youtube streamer got a hefty contract and i said yeah and i was still scared yeah uh so i've done this too i think this is cool i've done this when i

when i'm in a moment where i do catch myself but i was just i would you're responding to someone who you respect right sure which is different i was just putting my my balls on the table of my twitter account which i understand hater. In hater court. In hater court, that's right. And I was saying, you know, Your Honor, who gives a shit about Joel? You know what I was saying? Yeah. This is like in that Tricky

Mac song where he's quitting drugs and then Benny T's like, no, you need to do drugs. You do drugs. What you do, that's going to be me to you when you try to quit being a hater. I'm going to resuscitate you to continue hating because what you were born to do the world needs you to hate and i was you know who will yeah and i'm just the best at it right that's what i'm saying no but i i get what you're saying i do do the same thing you know what i didn't do that too is ginger though because ginger was complaining in genesis last week about how he like he like

lost and then he was talking about how like poorly run genesis was and he was like and he's like yeah they're like these tournaments just aren't worth my time like if it's gonna be this like poorly run i'm just gonna skip next year i i ate genesis hot dogs and that's why i lost in bracket and i feel like someone to do something i don't want to like shit on Ginger, but I was pissed because SmashGG went down. StarGG went down. The TOs had to fucking do paper brackets. The stream queue was fucked.

It was miserable. And there is no shot he is not going to Genesis next year, right? Like you're just not going to not go because it didn't run that good this time as a top player. And I responded and I was really fucking mean and I was like oh no I'm back what'd you say

I didn't respond he did how means mean I said fuck what did I say it was mean it was really give me the tea you know what you should do if you have a strong opinion you should go live with HaterCourt.

And then you express your opinion with more thoughts than the limited characters you have on Twitter. And everyone who's mad. And then it's like content. You just tweet out, like, Last of Us sucks. It's basically like Shrouder. What's the fucking meme? Yeah, change my mind. Change my mind.

Last of Us sucks. I'm sending it to HaterCourt. But it's hater court instead. That's actually such a good idea. And no $50 million contract. Because you know what that would unfortunately do is make me like really absorb the material that I'm being a hater about, which would end up me being having a lot more nuance about it. Oh, I don't like that. No.

I want you to keep it stupid. You know what I'm saying? I want you to. No. Are you fucking with that. No, I want you to keep it stupid. You know what I'm saying? I want you to, I want you to just... Are you fucking with me? No, I want him to blindly hate. It's obviously better if he has a more well-formed opinion.

Of course not. We know too many people who do that. So, yeah, so, so Ginger said, if it remains this bad, I'm going to come back next year. They're better. I don't know if I'd come back.

There are much better events to go to. Genesis used to be my top three months of 10 tournaments. There's not much better events to go to. Guys, this is the fucking Super Bowl. I want to read, I want to read your message. You want me to read I want to read, I want to read your message. You want me to read it out?

I want to read it out to ginger. This is complete cap, dude. You would be clowned off the face of the earth. If you didn't come to the actual super bowl of the game that you play professionally out of some protests for tournament logistics, what a cowardly empty threat acting like your presence is so fucking vital. And then next one.

Wow. Click my reply. It's a double post. Yeah Done yet Disgusting and a slap in the face of the people that run this shit and feel just as bad as you do when the shit falls apart in the website crashes put your phone in a Fucking lock save next time you run into the sword man and save us all your terrible outlook on our best biggest gathering. Wow. You weren't done hating, by the way.

You were charging. He just said, yeah, my bad, man. Thanks for keeping me in check. Which is, this is not to shit on Ginger. I wish he didn't reply that. Oh my God. He said my bad. Yeah.

Cause I'm fucking right. I messaged Ginger when I saw these tweets and I was like, I was curious. I was like, oh, I wonder what went wrong. He sent me a big paragraph that was well-worded, and I was like, hmm, all seems pretty fair. But he's not going to skip Genesis. That was what pissed me off. Yeah.

It's fine to complain. It's fine to say this sucked this and that, but it's like you are literally, if you sat at home while every fucking person went to this tournament, and you're a goddamn top 10 player in the world, you are not going to just skip that. Ginger, you should skip Genesis next year, and then're a goddamn top 10 player in the world. You are not going to have to. You should skip Genesis next year and then slime.

Send slime a picture of you doing this with a finger right here. That'd be so sick. We'll put it on Goat Esports. That sounds like Goat Esports Ginger. Either way, I think. Why are you guys making decisions? I actually he said that and I apologize right after he said that. I was like, I'm sorry for being a dick because I was like, fuck. Like, but I was just mad in the moment and I didn't do what you did you're just dude you're

the hulk you are literally the hulk yeah you turn into the green man and you come out you're like what i do and then i felt bad because i was talking to connor and uh and connor was like so fucking stressed and like no one wants these events to run like shit right not that it even ran like shit it got finished it got finished on time uh you know in the saturday and it's just like man this i get being mad as i also understand where it came from they had a rough layout i think that hurt them too so it's like it's a it's a thing but but i i remember catching myself after that so i didn't catch myself yeah and be like i gotta chill and gotta chill. And so like,

when I reply to people, I definitely do go through that filter, but last night, I couldn't because... Because what triggered you for the last of us? Like, what did you see that you're like, is everyone just raving?

Because people were so moved by it. No, no, but like, is it because the episode responds to it? Yeah, I think everyone just really liked it and I remember thinking the game sucked so bad

and i was like time to let it rip in and out drive through it's so funny because we both have the same experience where we went on twitter and everyone's talking about the last of us episode because they're like it's like up but it's so it's like so beautiful it's about this group of people instead that's crazy it's like up yeah apparently the start of up the episode itself like the way it's formatted is like a backstory in the same way the start of up the episode itself like the way it's formatted is like a backstory in the same way the start of up is this backstory and it's it's a very emotional yeah so it's very emotional so he's so everyone was like wow it's amazing it's like up and i was like huh i want to watch it and then you saw that and you're like i played that game and it fucking

sucked i did what are these dumb pieces of shit talking about yeah but i like to think that this is this is ultimately inconsequential because it's just an opinion about media being good or bad, which is not like an opinion. This is back to the slime philosophy. Slow stakes so you can do whatever you want. I saw one of those tweets that was like, this was such a lovely representation of older queer love in media

and then being like, this fucking dog shit, fucking normie core. No, I'm not saying that was your path of the path that you chose but those were like the tweets i was seeing so it was funny why'd you pick the queer episode bro yeah why'd you pick the episode about last week's episode you know what i did concede that last of us two did mix it up the game mix it up by having like non-straight characters and like a female main character and i think that was really cool i actually conceded that because i give a shit when shit does things different god damn it that fucking game sucks so bad my fucking libertarian roommate in college he's fucking playing through it and he's just like this is so good bro we're on earth this is so good we're

getting closer we're getting closer honestly i think it's a masterpiece and it's like oh he's a nerd you fucking know he's not a nerd he gave a nerd voice though and he loved fucking quentin tarantino so much and i was like it was just so the briefcase is called a mcguffin ah god damn it ah he was so loud and he thought breaking bad was the best show ever fucking made it's pretty good i think it is it's pretty. I think it is pretty good. I think it is. It's fine if you think it's the best ever made.

But he was so fucking arrogant about it. Oh, yeah, that's fair. And he was making fun of you a bit. No, he wasn't making fun of me. He would just get genuinely mad at me for not liking the things he liked. Yeah. But maybe that's part of it too.

That would be weird to do. It would be weird. I'm mad. That would be a weird thing to kind of do. Wait, what am I doing? No. No, I don't do that. I didn't say that.

No, you didn't say that. It would just lack social awareness almost. Yeah, it'd be like... I don't get mad at people for not liking the things I do unless it's American Ultra and it's Aiden. Right. That's different and you know that. Right. And you know that, Nick.

That makes sense. What's wrong with American Ultra man American Ultra what's wrong with it he likes it now it's a two star movie we took him back I just didn't like it that much

I think I think I've been chided about it so much that I want to rewatch it with a new with a new lens wow watch it on the plane

yeah listen to Nujabees fucking more piece of shit fucking social network Tucker I like Nujabees I like Nujabees and I like the social network not my favorite movie okay has anyone done Nujabees I like Nujabees and I like the social network not my favorite movie

okay has anyone done Nujabees but it's the Applebee's font that sounds really funny that's pretty funny that's pretty good there's someone out there you got everyone

Nujabees and it's two E's as well yeah yeah it's got the Apple still I like that okay so anyway

my contribution today thanks for helping me get there Ludwig I'm glad you're back to hating that's good I'm not back to hating. Well, you're back.

You've had a week of hating. You never left, so. A week? Yeah. No, I wasn't being a hater with Ginger. I was just being rash. Well, we're in the shed. We're in the shed.

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slash theyard. You can get Honey for free at joinhoney.com slash theyard. You'll die poor i with nothing to your name but at least i saved money on honey back to the episode i want to see you i want to say you take a take a real break and it'll be like you're in your your michael jordan baseball era right. Calling it right here, right now. I will stop hating on Twitter for six months.

Okay, and if you don't what? Yeah, what if you don't what? What's the stakes, boys? I shaved my head. I want you to wear, literally, as high effort as you can, a toupee for a month. Oh my god, yes. You have to wear a toupee for a month. Oh my God. Yes. You have to wear a toupee for a fucking month

and we will get him so many commentary jobs and interviews and everything we possibly can. You have to wear the toupee and like you can take it off at home but like any public outing that's going to be seen.

I have to wear it out. You have to wear it out. Yeah. And this is what I'll say. In order for it to constitute hating the three of us have to agree. We are the council of hate. Yes.

And we won't weaponize it. Weanimous agreement that it's hater behavior. And as a reward, if you make it six months, we will do a punishment of your choosing. Perhaps you can make the call. Human centipede. Let's wind back a little bit. It's the middle. We can wear the toupees.

If it's human centipede, certainly your mouth on Aiden's poop No I want to go in the front guys Is it worse to be in the middle or in the back? It's worse to be in the back I think it's worse to be in the back No the middle is the worst

You get both You also get better sustenance Yeah you get Being in the front so sick No you don't want sustenance you want to die get being in the front so sick. No, no. You don't want sustenance. You want to die.

Have any of you seen the movie? Yeah. No. I've never seen it. I've seen it. You've seen it? Dude, I... When I watched it instead of being...

I was at a New Year's party in high school and they were playing it in like the room where like everyone hangs out. And you know how like New Year's in high school it's kind of like

ooh, who we gonna kiss? Who's gonna kiss? Well, no one kissed because the movie was so fucking weird and gross that no one did anything. Everyone just sat still. Hey, you guys want to come over for New Year's? We're watching Human Centipede. We got fucking beer and it's going to be sick.

It's kind of like a horror. It's a horror thriller. I think how I know I've gotten older is I think I have no interest in watching that anymore Human Centipede Wait what do you mean? You know how like 17 year old me would like What about the second one?

Let's watch Human Centipede Is that just how each one escalates? He just adds more people to the line? Human Centipede 2 The second one is literally just there's just more of them. Is it possible to do a centipede- did they do in the movies where it's a full circle and it connects at the end? Oh!

Jesus. No way there's a 3 and there's more! Even more. Okay, no that is a circle that connects. Human centipede 3! A lot, a lot of them. The circle. Uh, well, let's not do that challenge.

All right. Well, I'll figure it out. We could tweet from our account. How about we ask the people at home? Or we could each wax a body part. And we'll ask the people at home. Okay. Comment down below what you think the punishment should be if Slime can make it six months without hating on Mane.

All right. Well, let's firm handshake to good faith agreement find a punishment and if you don't you have to wear a toupee you look doctor i shook my all my doctors are here all right all my doctors got phds i don't want him to stop hating man i like it why do you want the worst as much as i love it i like to see I just want to see if he can do it you know what's funny too I'm literally the best at media criticism out of all of us

but I choose not to do it I think I'm the goat who doesn't try fuck yeah I think you're wrong uh no I'm really good at understanding media and forming opinions and making essays cause that's my fucking job in college I think I'm better at forming ideas about media related forming opinions and making essays because that was my fucking job in college. I think I'm better at forming ideas

about media related to streaming and YouTube. Yes. Okay. In your niche. Yes. Actually,

I'd probably be better because I have a fresher perspective. Wrong. I'm better at criticizing tournament organizing related media. And he's probably

maybe better at critiquing movie. He did a lot of movies. He did. He did. Look at you like you were the biggest shmoe of all time. He looked at you like you've seen just one movie ever. Like you just saw Avengers. But I like Avengers. That's pretty good. If you really analyze it,

it'd do something special. This will be fun. This will be fun. Zip, where are we at? For curiosity, because I did not check because we had so many research. Can someone make a super cut of Lud. Uh, Zip, where we at? For curiosity, because I did not check, because we had so many restarted. Can someone make a super cut of Ludwig saying, Zip, where we at?

I don't do it a lot. We leave that in. Every episode. No. I don't know if we leave it in. Here and there. We would in. Usually he's got the internal timer.

His internal timer's fucked with today. Yeah, because we had to restart at the start. Yeah. You had a rough day. Yeah, my day's all fucked up up i cried on the way to work how about a little how about a little suck to make you feel better wouldn't make me feel better don't want that no why not i wouldn't i don't think crying really makes you yeah okay let's and let's for a moment like ignore the fact that i have zero sexual attraction to you let's imagine you don't have to ignore it let's imagine we're dating okay okay let's imagine i am your boyfriend

sexual attraction and then are we doing something special tonight no it's my birthday we spend time but we don't really spend like time yeah okay it's my birthday tonight are you do i should i is it like a surprise thing or should i like dress up honey shut the fuck up for a moment i am coming back from a day at work okay and i'm telling you i love you man i cried on my way back from work and then your first thought is you want a little sucky well let's know let's do the let's do the role play yeah but you have to say the sucky line i would love to so you have to say that yes i'm gonna pre it, but you have to say that because we're keeping true to what happened before. Yeah.

This is a test of our relationship. Okay. Okay. Hey. Hey. Sweetheart. How's it going? I'm wearing a dress.

That's nice. I had a really hard day at work sunflowers i actually cried on my way back you cried on your way yeah on your way back yeah do you want to i just feel like you're not taking it seriously because like i'm i'm sorry i was just watching what are you laughing at i was just watching a stand-up special which who uh it was anthony jeselnik was it funny it was so funny what was your favorite bit it was the part where he said all that shit okay and uh i do you want a little sucky what do you you had a bad day what i said

about the crying yeah you didn't ask about it that's what i was crying about i just want to make you feel better okay that's what robots do you're acting like a robot you want a sucky from me no but i put on this dress for you why what were you wearing before nothing when you're watching anthony you were naked yeah i was watching anthony jesson like so naked did you hear me pull up and then run to put on the dress and i was like it's my birthday which is fun for me so i've been waiting for you to get home so we can go out okay and it's my birthday i don't care about you from my birthday by the way that way i don't care about that okay and scene wow so what do we think do you think lodewig's being unreasonable who's in the right who's right there is this sexual harassment which which one of you is ross

he's definitely ross and i'm rachel i don't know because i don't give a shit about dinosaurs you're joey do you think that's really the defining factor that we have to consider here i don't know much about enough about friends to to determine any of this. I got us, I got us. Yeah. Yeah, so. You've seen every ep. Yep. So you're Joey. He's too tall. Joey's thing is being short. No, it's not.

I don't think that's his thing. His thing's being like, buff and dumb. The machismo type. Nope. How tall is Matt LeBlanc? It's for sure machismo. Oh my God. Dude, Matt LeBlanc is so mad We're questioning his height right now

He made the fucking buzzer like The insect killer buzz like crazy What was that? It was on fire Sometimes you get lit up He's 5'10 That's pretty good Oh that's alright

For the 70s That was a different time That's the If you're born in the 60s 70s That's like the Six foot of Living in Asia

Matt LeBlanc Is not Asian I see what you're saying Alright so go ahead He's Joey I think we've I think we've done this already Have we done it?

Probably Aiden is Phoebe Phoebe Nah He's not weird is... Phoebe. Phoebe. Nah, he's not weird. He's Phoebe because he's hot. And she's my favorite. I think Aiden is Ross.

Wow. I could see it, but that's harsh. Maybe the characters on Friends aren't representative of real people. No, it's not true. It's everyone. Everyone is friends in some way. I'm not like Ross at all. Who the fuck are you then, bro?

Ross is toxic. Yeah, Ross is toxic. Oh, yeah, it's Aiden. Yeah, so you're obviously Gunther and I'm Chandler. Oh, yeah. You guys said I was Gunther and then I was like, who's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh. I don't watch enough of the goddamn show. And you're Courtney Cox because you got crow's feet. What does that mean? You got crow's feet? What is crow's feet? I don't know. It's like a blemish on your face. Like wrinkles on your eyes.

Do I? I thought I had to do this. Look at crow's feet. I also thought I had to do this. Wait, you never heard this term? I've never heard crow's feet in my life. Yeah, it's one of the three lines here. It's like the crow's feet. I got that. What is this? Why is this written like a fucking like a suicide note? Like on a typewriter?

Ha ha ha! Wait, what does the word waif mean? A waif. It's like a, I think it's like a orphan, but a girl orphan. Wait, where is it? Where's the context? Girl orphan type? They have girl orphans, yeah.

New age wife. A homeless, neglected, or abandoned person, especially a child. It's a wife. What does new age mean? Like person, especially a child. It's a wife. What does new age mean? Like, it just happened recently? Maybe it's an old term. A young person who is thin and looks unhealthy or uncared for. Okay.

Well, we're getting there. Um, roll. Wow. Why are you screaming? Dude, you're asking that? I'm just screaming because I'm so sad about having a Rick and Morty. You too.

Dude, those messages are crazy. Dude, they're so crazy. He was like, why are you such a jailbait? Wait, that was the other guy, right? I saw the one guy. No, it's all the one guy. Oh, wait, was the accounts waiting from two different people? They said Justin Royal in the top. It was like his picture who's yet dan harman yeah dan harman didn't ship cringe what did he do he i think he was like really big prick to a woman that worked

on community or something or like a project are you thinking dan schneider i'm conflating a lot i've never seen rick and morty so i don't super know. I've only seen the Australian episode, which wasn't made by him. I've only seen Rick and Morty through TikTok shorts that have Rick and Morty play at the top and then Subway Surfer on the bottom. Or they cut up sand. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or soap. Yeah. The sand does sound really nice. So that's the only way I've consumed it. And I know there's a lot of multiverses in it. And that's about it. Disney 1 and 2 is pretty good.

I think it's pretty worth watching. I mean, no, it's not. way I've consumed it. And I know there's a lot of multiverses in it. D&D 1 and 2 is pretty good. I think it's pretty worth watching. I mean, no, it's not. Wow, you're brave, bro. Holy shit. He also said, don't play Harry Potter. This guy's a fucking warrior. You were like, should I? Our modern day warrior's back.

My mom texted me the other day and she was like, I cried with Aiden. Oh, wow. She gave me such a long hug. And Nick's mom? When did you see her? She came over. Yeah. I know. That makes sense. That's an easy joke to be made. Yeah, I thought he was gonna say it. We're gonna skip that. I don't make those jokes. You got a lot of love.

I'm better than all of you. Well, you just don't hit like we hit. Yeah, you don't have it. I mean. What was that? don't hit like we hit. Yeah, you don't have it. I mean... What was that? You're still starting the relationship. Yeah, it was my birthday. Oh, you're still in your dress. Did you like everyone's outpouring

of love? Yeah, that is the most messages I've ever gotten for anything we've said on here. It was crazy, actually. I like how some people were like, it's fucked up how they did Subway Surfers, bro. And we had to step in and be like, anything we've said on here it was crazy actually i like how some people were like some people were like it's fucked up how they did subway surfers bro and we had to step in and be like shut up show the screenshot of me saying it was funny yeah yeah we didn't workshop that at the end but

i did i did appreciate it i it was it was pretty it was a weird reminder of how many people watch the podcast i think because i got a lot of messages from personal friends that i didn't even know i knew listened and a lot of messages from you know fans that i don't know and that was really cool and i really appreciate everybody that took the time to say something kind and i think what made me most happy and what i was not not hoping for going into it but hoping for afterwards was that that moment of vulnerability would be received like broadly positive. And it did. I was like, and I was also thinking about how like, maybe if we made this podcast like

15 years ago, a bunch of teenagers and low 20 somethings, like wouldn't think like that. I was like, it was cool to see such a positive. I was proud of Eamon for being content pilled because he was like is the pacing good he's like i was like do you want any of this cut and he's like no it's fine but like i just hope it's not too slow and i'm like my go yeah and aiden got the cry take in the first three tries though yeah that was really big we didn't have to be here all fucking day yeah i nailed it i'm a i'm a three take no dude it was so funny because okay the the backstory here i didn't know how down aiden was about that whole thing i had no idea i just thought he was

bummed and uh and i was like i was like let's explore that no no talk more about it i was like dragged it out of him like a fucking like a body yeah because you came back around to it that yeah we almost got away from it i was like this is when you came back around to it. We almost got away from it. And then you came back. I was like, I want to hear this. And then it was like really serious. And I am sitting here and be like, Oh my God,

what have I done? In hindsight, I think it made for something, uh, made for something good. So I was happy. I was happy with that. Yeah.

It's the one you feel. And it was fun. And I think the other thing I was worried about when we talked about it after is like the idea of like people interpreting it as like you guys being mean to me, which I didn't think at all. And nobody, I don't think, subway surfers aside, I don't think anybody interpreted it that way. Everyone knows I've been an A-Men fan since day dot.

Yeah, you've been since day dot? Day dot. You watch A-Men. That's not true. I think one of the intros of our episodes is him saying he hates A-Men but likes us. Yeah. you've been since Day Dot? Day Dot. You watch... I think one of the intros of our episodes is him saying he hates Aiden but likes us. Yeah. You're fucking hammered.

What do you think of Aiden? I hate him! Day Dot loved that guy. I had some low points for sure, as we all do. Yeah, you only hate Aiden when you're blackout. The line trends upward, though. Come on. The more he drinks, the more he hates me. I think it's because he looks at me differently. Hey, Aiden, when you're blackout. The line trends upward, though. Come on. The more he drinks, the more he hates me. That's healthy.

I think it's because he looks at me differently. He looks at something he can't have. Oh. I'm taking it. Oh, wait. I don't like the tone of the tasting. He's back to horny. I'm not horny.

He hates the horny. I like calling him horny because he instantly shuts down. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. He hates that bit. Well, quit saying he wants what he can't have. Well,

it's funny to imagine that you want to fuck Aiden so bad that when you're blackout, you get angry that you can't. I don't get angry when I'm drunk anymore. I've moved on. Well,

you were that time. Yeah, I was angry. Wasn't that because Aiden did some shit and I was mad at him? it was some shit. When you yelled at me.

You know what I should be mad at you for? Here we go. Oh, no. Yeah. Wait, for what? Aiden said to me, and I Oh, no. Yeah. Wait, for what?

Aiden said to me, and I quote. Weapon. Yeah. Like, if you just invest in Ethereum, like, long term. Hold on. Hold on. Like, it'll for sure go up. That's not what I.

You know what? It was a risky thing that you said on the sketch about Moist and Go Seasports about how you were like, we aren't invested in crypto so that's cool like that's like you saying you're never gonna invest in crypto because if you did then you'd look like a fucking fool yeah or you know i accept sorry accept a crypto sponsor yeah which i think is cool it'd be like you know they pulled that moment yeah and then you look like a fucking yeah a douche yeah i i think also like but it's funny that you said that but you didn't need to you know what i mean i don't know

i didn't think about it deeply i just thought it was a good filler line i'll take crypto money if you got it please crypto sponsorships have fallen into this bucket of like if you can if you can suck the money out then that's then yeah it of the opportunity. Yeah, it's like a get it if you can. Yeah. And everyone's in on the grift. Yeah. I wouldn't take it anymore. You wouldn't take in any coin-paying money?

I would take it instead of him. Not anymore. Why not? Because I think collectively, the ship for crypto to be good faith and not scam all the time has sailed. And there's no point in trying to expose more people to it yeah i think that's correct and uh crypto just needs like a governing body and uh and rules and regulations and some sort of central yeah yeah like a decentralized currency i mean you could consider it like, you know, kind of like a secure thing.

And you exchange it. Maybe like an institution that could like... Committee, commission. And places that you can go. That have financial instruments to influence the value of the money and respond to large economic events. What if I wanted to buy heroin in the mail? I think that should be legal. You should be able to do that with a US dollar.

You should be able to use US dollars. You should be able to buy heroin. That's the trade-off. Ban crypto, legalize heroin. Dude. That's my rope. You're making a bong sound. You're smoking your heroin out of your bong. No, I was just saying we're having a weed conversation.

We do heroin bong. Can you put heroin in a bong? What happens? I think you can smoke it. I think that's what- You like good guitar? Christopher Moltisante did in The Sopranos. You made a person up for fun.

You're making people up for fun now. T. That's like my George Clooney impression. Oh my God. I had a take that got me in a bit of trouble. A take? Yeah. What's that?

Was it a take quake? I said, I want all guns to be destroyed. That got you in trouble? It got me some heat. Got me some heat. With who, dude? Hey, I want to shoot you in the fucking face for that take. With my growing right wing audience that I've been really culturing.

You've been fostering? Yeah. Fostering and cultivating. and everyone's like I like guns don't take my guns where did that what was the context of this I said you know what I wish every gun went away when I was playing super gun heads think that the world would be safer if all guns were gone or sorry less safe even if the guns and the criminals who 3d printed them even those are gone they like the world would be overall more safe but may they personally might feel less i think there's like the two groups there's the

two groups of people inside me who one group genuinely believes that if every single person had a gun then we would all be safer i don't think they think that i think no no no there is a group of that people like that but then there's the more like reasonable group who are like it is impossible to get rid of all guns so in order to secure myself in the best way possible i will own i want an energy sword i yeah i was saying we could all get really good at swords if all the guns that's what i do that'd be Dude, that'd be tight. We like the UK. Yeah. Yeah, they... They're the best at swords.

Like Halo. Oi, I'm not a fucking Halo, innit? Oh my god. Man. He's back. This is not my fucking day, huh? No, no, he's back. We liked it a lot.

It was good, it was good. I'm about to clap. I'm about to clap. Archie, get me out of here. No, like clap. Mark the podcast for Archie to remove that section. Here's my base take that I will surely face no pushback on. I agree with you.

I thought you were going to say something else about turn. It's just different. We live in a different world now. We're all libs. You know what i'm saying like back in the day it was important for everyone to be able to access a rifle because like the like the country was starting you know but now move out west but now we're in this like modern planet all right guns are allowed but you trick shots only and this. And 720 are up. You know nothing below 720. What happens if you hit a 540?

You go to jail. You go to jail forever. Okay, guns are allowed, but you get five bullets. Total in life? That's a good rule. It's all four of us in a swift. Because how likely are you to be attacked five times? You know what I mean?

It'd be rare. It'd be rare. It'd be rare. It's like, yo, this guy on the street, he's been attacked six times. We gotta hit him up. He's got no bullets for you. Yeah, no, you exploit that. It's like, yo, this guy on the street, he's been attacked six times. We gotta hit him up. He's got no bullets for you. Yeah, no, you exploit that. He's on his fourth attack.

Faking attacks five times. They shoot. Yeah, what's your gun rule? Imagine missing when you only have five. My gun rule? You gotta learn. Yeah. Alright, guys, what's up? Here's my take on guns. No. Shouldn't have them. I thought you were going to have a fun rule like the trick shot. No.

I'm not that quick. Yeah, that's fair. I'm still reeling from my terrible British accent. Dude, what if we all had sniper rifles? Just as humans? Everyone? No pistols. All guns are.50 cal rifles.

Everyone's got a.50 cal rifle. Yeah, that'd be pretty good. That'd be cool. Because then we'd all be good at it. People would just constantly dying from long range in the public. That's like a fucking... Dude, Bob's be pretty good. That'd be cool. Because then we'd all be good at it. People would just constantly dying from long range in the public. That's like a fucking... Dude, Bob's head exploded today. Another fuck.

There's no accountability. Wait, what? You were playing Super Auto Pets and someone was just talking about guns? No, I just brought it up. You brought it up wrong? I brought it up wrong. Were you off of the gun debate? Yeah, I've been thinking about it.

Were you off a gummy? I don't think so. Not at that point. Although I did go to this birthday party for Dannyy aka shifter and uh and i got juvied again juvied uh-huh what is that is it like getting iced like they had a juvie slush machine and i didn't realize it was juvie and i started sucking down the the vodka slush because it's delicious and then i realized yeah i had like 200 milligrams of caffeine at like midnight. You're like me for real. And I popped a gummy

before I went and I was like this will be chill. It was like half a one. Call that a gamer speedball. And I show up and first thing is Foozie. She goes up to me and she's like you're high. And I was like what do you fucking know I'm not? And she's like yeah you are.

And I was like oh cool. You're high and everyone not? And she's like, yeah, you are. And I was like, oh, cool. Dude, it ruined me. You're high. Everyone in the room knows it. Yeah, that literally is that. I know. And I was shattered instantly. Did you get paranoid?

No. No, you're high, man. It's because you show up and you're just, you're a little more happy. Yeah, I think it's fine. That's why drugs are good. They make Ludwig happy. Drugs are good because they make you happy. They make my husband happy

When he comes home from a hard day at work And even if he doesn't want the sucky from me I can make him happy I never want it And the dress looks bad on you The dress doesn't look bad You are saying you never want my sucky from your beautiful wife That's correct

Wow What are we even doing I'm just saying what are we even doing? Why are you hurting him like this? I'm just saying, what are we doing? Because when I come home, I expect you to do something. They're getting further away on the Venn diagram. You watch Anthony Jezelnik. That's all you do.

And then you repeat his bits at dinners. He hasn't seen the bit. I thought he would like that. You thought it'd land. Am I in the roleplay? Yeah, come on. Who am I? me in? Who am I, me? You're Anthony Jeselik? Yeah. And tune in to the premium episode

where Slime will actually wear a dress. I think the premium episode is literally just gonna be you two. Yeah. Because we're going to Japan. It's the Slime and Aiden power hour this week. Yeah, I'm actually really excited for this. These guys were like,

they were giving us this face. I need to come in high energy tomorrow. But it's me and Aiden and it's gonna be me and Aiden fucking for the primo. Call it the fucking power hour. It's gonna be weird. What if you do a power hour during it? Are you gonna sit in your normal seat? Or are you gonna move into the center? That's a good question. I can't. I don't think I can

afford to be drunk tomorrow. If you sit in my seat, I will find out. You guys could go in the shed. Oh, we could do it in the shed. I like that idea, actually. Ooh, we could like it in the shed. I like that idea, actually. Ooh, we could sweat in there. He just stink-faced me. We could heat it up. And then he said it.

And then he said, ooh, we can sweat. We can switch up. What's wrong with you? Because I had to think about it. Your brain is all fucked up. Let's get a fire going in there. Ooh. Let's light a fire.

Let's put him to set down. Well, either way, if you want to listen to the Power Hour, subscribe to the Patreon. It's never too late to subscribe. There's a lot of content on there. And that's all. Uh, yeah. Okay. Is that where we're ending? The Power Hour. Thanks for watching. I'm more excited about the Power Hour

than you're sounding. 3, 2, 1. Break. Supposed to be break on 3. It's not on 3. I fucked it up. Wait, he did it? Yeah, he said 3, 2, 1. So we should have broken the first one. Never do it again. Break. Do we do it again? No. Never do it again.

Goodbye.