The Yewneek Pod - Another Failed Opie Video, New Bryan Callen And Sam Tripoli!!!

Episode Date: November 6, 2021

10-2-21 Saturday stream. Preview to the Bucs vs Pat's game. Brady the GOAT and Gronk ribs broke.Why goin to the games stinnnnnnks. Why Many Saints of Newark is kind of good and why there needs to be a part 2! WHY OPIE IS STILL FAILED AT LIFE. Callan and Tripoli dive deep into conspiracy and more

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Which honestly makes me question what you're doing with your life. But nevertheless, what is up? Doug! What's good? Of course course mad dubs in warzone fucking mad people complaining about extreme version of rebirth island

I don't mind it and when they bring back the regular version it'll just make you better the first extreme they dropped months ago it was a hundred people on rebirth island Island. The second version, it's only 60 people.

Sometimes it does get annoying, but a dub is satisfying. And I get mad dubs. I get mad dubs today. But what is good? I cannot wait for this football game tomorrow by the way I can't wait for Monday

because apparently Kumia fucking hated the many saints of Newark so that should be an interesting rant work so that should be an interesting rant it's halloween and they're already promoting um

fucking oh fuck what's the name hocus pocus So if I do this Hocus Pocus 2 movie, it won't be coming out for another year? That's so weird. Why can't they make it faster? Am I playing? Hell yeah! Well, at least I'm going to be watching the game. And, you know, I'll show you the top shit that's happening. Doing good, Vanna White's baby daddy. Love that name.

Hey, nigga. Buccaneers versus Patriots. I have to watch this. I might even have to rock the Tom Brady Buccaneers jersey. The Super Bowl jersey. And the Buccaneers Super Bowl champion hat. Because of that piece of shit. Bill Belichick.

Getting rid of Tom Brady. Gronk and Brady play for the Buccaneers. Oh, I'll be watching that game. I might even... Because Dirty Rob TV is going to be streaming. I might jump in his Discord and talk to him during the game. Because he's going to be streaming the game too. So...

I might talk to him for a little bit tomorrow night. Fucking, why do we have to trade Brady? Ugh, Bill Belichick. Hate him. Gronk's not playing the, oh, the rib shot? Is AB playing? I know Richard Sherman's not. He needs AB like a motherfucker

I don't want Maury that much about Gronk though because he still has fucking Cameron Brayton OJ Howard AB is good because he wasn't playing last week now the question is on defense is for the Bucs, is Pierre Paul playing?

That was another problem, why they couldn't get any pass rush. They didn't have Jason Pierre Paul playing with his half a hand. Remember, he blew like half of his hand off with fireworks what's up Andy Violin and is that bunting guy playing JPP isn't playing uh oh And is that Bunting guy playing? JPP isn't playing. Uh-oh.

I, I'm, I'm almost, I'm not gonna do it. Cause I'm not gonna bother him. But I'm almost tempted to call up my fucking Uncle Billy and be like, nigga, you got to bring me to the game. My Uncle Billy is a season ticket holder. He has been for like 30 years of the Patriots. I spent my 10th birthday at the most fucking freezing cold Patriots game ever in old Foxborough Stadium. I'm about to call Uncle Billy like, nigga.

But nah. I don't like going to the games. Go you Danny Glover nigga. Tickets are not going for $16,000 the fuck out of here which wouldn't matter cause my uncle has season tickets and let me assure you

I haven't asked him but I I would assume the second Tom Brady left the team those season ticket prices got a little bit cheaper I haven't asked him though but those season ticket prices got a little bit cheaper. I haven't asked them though, but if I had season tickets and Tom Brady left, I'd be calling and be like, yeah, you're going to need to have to drop this price. Who would pay $16,000 to go to a football game Newport 100

you can't even fucking see anything that's why football is better to watch on TV the only good things to go to are baseball games and that's about it baseball games That's about it. Baseball games.

Football games. Better to watch on TV. Oh, and NASCAR. Or like racing. Racing and baseball are good to go to. The other stuff like basketball, football, golf, that shit, just watch it on TV. It's way better. Yeah, NASCAR

in real life is fucking dope. Like, if you put out a NASCAR race on TV, who gives a fuck? But when you're there and you can actually understand how fast they're going, how loud it is, the atmosphere and shit, you hope someone doesn't flip into the fucking stands and kill someone, which has happened.

Yeah, but going to football games is lame. Baseball games are good. I don't know why. You know why? Because you can see everything no matter where you're at on the baseball field. And there's always a potential of you catching a ball. Like every time I've ever gone to a baseball game, whether a home run or a foul ball, like I don't think I've ever caught one, but I've always been kind of in a vicinity where a ball has gone.

And you have to have your gloves. And you don't have to pay attention so much. You don't really give a fuck about the commentary. That's another thing people don't realize. Football works better on TV because of the commentary, too. Surprisingly enough. MOB, good on edibles. You thought the movie was bullshit?

So did Kumia. Kumia hated The Many Saints of Newark. I liked it, but I also said that there needs to be a part two. Yeah, there needs to be a part two, but I dug it. Now, of course,

Kumi was attacking because of the black storyline, the woke bullshit. I didn't mind it for the story. Like I said, the only dumb part in the movie is when Penelope Cruz tells her WAP fucking boyfriend that she cheated on him with. Not just his enemy. His enemy who is black. In front of the ocean when they were alone. What did you think? The second I saw that scene, I was like, oh, this bitch

is getting drowned. This bitch is getting drowned. Oh, and she got drowned I thought the movie was good though but there needs to be a part 2 and I think a part 2 is going to be done

and Kumi was complaining about the uncle junior whacking Tony's uncle thing cause he made fun of him. I even said that last night. I was like, that was the reason why? You want to see it? Get HBO Max, niggas.

Not rocket science. Just get HBO Max. By the way, if you have cable, I think that app comes free. That's basically the only thing cable even has now for you to get cable is that you get all the apps for free so like if you have hbo you get hbo max for free you just log in through your service provider and shit Venom dude

I stopped watching superhero movies or I've watched them and stopped like I couldn't even tell you if I seen Venom I might have I don't know they're all just a blur to me now the last great

superhero movie I watched was Winter Soldier and before that Dark Knight do you get logo max what the fuck is Logo Max? Alright, but not for the movie babbling. Remember when I played you last night that clip of Bill Burr in the movie The Guilty? Such a weird time for

Bill Burr to pop up in a movie in the context of the movie too. Black Widow I never even saw it. Actually, you know what was pretty good? It wasn't. That first

Wonder Woman movie was kind of cool. Gal Gadot with her big Israeli titties. That one was pretty good, I think. If I remember. Winter Soldier was dope, though. And before that, The Dark Knight.

I'm so sick of the superhero movies. We need to get back to like something like remember when in the early 2000s it was all movies trying to be like the Matrix then it was all vampire movies

and then the superhero movies kicked in and it just won't end, all right, but, uh, the opster, what the fuck is he doing, I, by the way, this is a re-upload, oh, Oh no! My pumpkin latte! My pumpkin latte! I love pumpkin!

It was pumpkin flavored! It had pumpkin in it and now it's on the ground! My pumpkin! Oh, it's not even got my name on it! It can be saved, it can be saved! It's saveable! It's saveable! My pumpkin dreams! Dreams in a cup! This season only comes once a year! Pumpkin season! No! Just a little bit.

Oh, sweet pumpkin. Sweet pumpkin. Oh, pumpkin. More, more. Oh, pumpkin. I'm sorry, I know I'm overreacting. I'm sorry. Now, this is from years ago, but Opie has to re-upload it. Opie paid this fat woman to do a series of skits

because Opie's dream is to make a viral video so he paid her to do that he did a bunch of things for her at McDonald's because Opie thinks fat ugly chick says retarded shit that's not funny I will go viral you're not going viral stupid you got money That's not funny. I will go viral. You're not going viral, stupid.

You got money. How about build a studio? Opie re-uploads everything. Yes. That's from years ago. That's from about... Three years ago. That's not the three years ago. And that's not the only skit.

He paid that fat chick to go to McDonald's and stuff, too. Watch, I'll show you. He did a series of videos with that chick trying to get her to make a viral video. Oh, wait, did he take it down? Oh, yeah. All right, he took it down so he can re-upload it because you can't re-upload the same videos. But yeah he paid that chick.

To do multiple fucking videos. By the way. Obviously it's so fake and not funny. And he wrote this script obviously. Hey say this. Say that. and not funny and he wrote this script obviously hey say this say that yeah you remember the mcdonald's that's the same chick he paid that fat chick to do multiple skits opie get better do better you stink No one likes you. You know how I started YouTube from doing an OP video. And I surpassed him.

And now it's just sad. He'll never take my advice. He stinks. And I don't like him Oh yeah yeah It's the same chick This is from Oh this is from 10 years ago he did this Okay alright

So 10 years ago he peed I thought it all right. So 10 years ago he did it. I thought it was three years ago. Oh, that's when he first did the re-uploads. No, it was the same chick at McDonald's. Do you have a clam sandwich? No. You don't? Do you have the McWhister?

No. What about the McSquid Burger? No. You don't have a McSquid Burger? No. All right. Do you have the McLbster or something on tv you don't have the big lobster on tv right it's scrumptious i saw it on tv okay didn't

i see the mclobster on the commercial oh my god i have my experience like we're having like a party with mixed safety you don't have any of that stuff? Okay, just the filet of fish you have? Alright, I'll have that. Just one. One, yeah. I can't believe you have some McWobster though. What? Bullshit, man. I need the McWobster. I don't have McWobster. They said they did. I don't think that I either.

There's no McWobster in the commercial. Hi, can I help you? I don't have McLobster, everyone. I don't have McLobster, so don't try and get it. Don't have it. I don't have McLobster. Oh! I've McFallen! I'm sorry.

I've McFallen. I've McFallen. I've McFallen. He was working for the Opie and Anthony show at this time. And thought this was going to make him. This was going to make him go viral. And he's re-uploading these videos, trying to go viral again. Sorry, yeah, I'm fine. Thank you, I'm fine fine I'll get up now

You notice how nobody's reacting Cause it's so obviously fake That's how sad it is In heaven's name is he Do it! But, uh... Oh, sorry, I'm at a Cuban video got distracted it is sad to me

new Brian Callen of Sam Tripoli go ahead and I haven't seen any of this I'm watching this fresh with you let's check it out people ask

is everything a conspiracy the answer is yes who and what is controlling everything and why they they practice sorcery i can't argue against magic i don't know what it is that we live on but i believe it's a realm this realm that we live in is the lowest level of heaven, highest level of hell. Chicken, snake gods,

and the Anunnaki, and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken and snake god is running everything, I'm literally in the world of crazy. I'm winning. You're losing. Conspiracy Social Club,

a.k.a. Deep Waters. Who does that right now? Oh, that's way better, right? Come on. Fuck yeah. You know, dude, I want to tell you something, dude. I like to get vulnerable, bro.

I like to get vulnerable. Do it. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a knuckle drag bro. I like to get vulnerable. Do it. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a knuckle dragger. I'm a provider. Okay? Protector.

Protector. You just grab my guy. But I have my own fears. Okay? One of my major fears, Brian, is clogging toilets. It is almost like fear of sharks, of the dark. I will flush a thousand times in order not to clog a toilet.

Like I can't like, like if I'm at a gig and I clog a toilet, I will leave that gig. I will get in a car. I will drive to an airport and i'll go to another state so they can't pin it on me i have so much fear i i flush each time if people are like dude you either we start doing one flush or we run out of water i'm like well goodbye the water okay because i am never gonna stop flushing i have such fear of clogging toilets. It is like the toilet at my place is like so bad right now.

It instantly clogs. So every time it's like you were afraid of like tarantulas. And every time you open the door, a giant tarantula show like that's every day in my house. I remember I got to get in my friend's house. She was so hot. And she goes, the bathroom doesn't work. And he comes in later. And she had left a brick.

Not a log, but a brick. And it was a disaster. Here's the thing. Yeah, that ruins your relationship right there. But toilet technology hasn't changed in over 100 years. Dude, you are so right, dude. You are so right. Why are we making advancements?

When are we using the seashells from fucking... from fucking... Fuck. Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes. Why are we using the seashells from that movie? It's in this.

It's just so... So one of the other things... Demolition, man? So there are two things that haven't changed. One hasn't changed in 100 years. And, you know, because the sewage system, one of the wonders of the world, certainly in the modern world,

is the fact that we have... We are all sitting under overpipes of shit. And there's... Any city you look at, please understand, you are sitting under a river of shit and piss and all that. What does a, what does a city do with its waste? What do human beings do with its waste?

It's truly amazing. Yeah. You, you, you know, farmers always had this issue. They would use this fertilizer to feed their pigs, all kinds of weird shit.

But you know, it's a big fucking problem and one of the things people never think about when they talk about tearing down our institutions and replacing them with this that or the other thing is that look man we there is an infrastructure here an electric grid and a sewage system that is so intricate that is so complicated and it's being run by competent invisible bureaucrats who do a really fucking good job because man water i mean sewage treatment i did goes out to the ocean that's a very complicated expensive job and i always think about that stuff my fear is that we what a dumb name for that movie by the the way. Fucking somebody just stops doing that.

We just get clogged with shit. Yeah, China really wants to fuck with us. They should fuck with our toilet. By the way, I've never used, what's it called, a porter potty. I've never used one of those. Oh, yeah. Then you'll have war. You want war?

Oh, dude. You fuck with our shit? That's right. That's what we do. That's one of the sick things about wars. They shut down your electric, your water, and now you're just shitting in a cesspool. And what's even worse is the minute people have to live in their shit. Holy.

You're talking about some of the worst diseases, period. Not just dysentery. I mean, everybody starts dying. Cholera, dysentery. I mean, everybody starts dying. Cholera, dysentery. I mean, rubella, crazy shit comes out. All these weird pathogens. It's a weird relationship between China and the U.S.

because they're... Real quick, before we get into that, I want to talk... Okay, so it's a weird relationship between China and the U.S. because there's definitely some tensions. I'm going to be honest with you. I think it's more with us,

with them, the military industrial complex, trying to rev us up and the Chinese government. So it's not the people, once again, that have problems with each other. You go to China, the Chinese are so nice.

They treat you like gold. From what I've been told from people i talk to there is no drumming of war over there with us they do not talk about world war three they're not no they're getting bombarded yeah there's no problem so it's like once again it's governments right it's government but you could 100 fuck everybody up by just not making their poop go away. A lot of this stuff

is now run by computers, right? So now, you could really, you could like, I don't know, maybe hit a reverse They hacked our shitters. That would be a line right there. Shit starts flying backwards. God has hacked our shitters. I'm suspecting they hacked our shitters.

They hacked our shitters. It's a great movie. Hey, so Brian, so last night I was gigging with, you know, when we tried to do the podcast yesterday, it's with Howie Dewey, and he was talking about how funny you are. And we were talking about Dove Davidoff, and he told me, and I hope this is correct, that Dove's dad made a lot of money in the junk industry,

owning a junkyard and stuff like that. Which is like kind of goes into what you were talking about, about cleaning up poop and how expensive that is. And like those jobs, like women are attracted to like doctors and lawyers. But man, if you get into junk and shit, ladies, find a man who makes a dollar in junk and in shit. You're going to be rich, bitch. Right. That's what you know.

Fuck. Yeah. Dove's dad owned a junkyard and he used to hire convicts. So he didn't have to pay him as much. But he wasn't a bad guy. He was very generous. It was just that he his life was a fucking shit show. They were they were working class Jews who came from Eastern Europe.

They lived in the Lower East Side. I mean, his dad had nothing. And they started in a junkyard in Jersey where they would collect fucking... They had all these characters. A junkyard in Jersey. So every time a black kid would steal a car, they would chop it up. Basically, that's how junkyards in Jersey work.

They're junkyard slash chop shops. So if you don't know, New Jersey was always, is always, and will always be the number one place where you get your car stolen because of the junkyards that they're talking about that are chop shops there you know who are convicts who had couldn't find a job so they work at the junkyard and um at one point he got he he's his he and he hated when people would bring him coffee. Because he's like, you bring me coffee?

The reason why Jersey is number one is Jersey niggas going to New York, steal their cars, drive them into Jersey, into the chop shops, aka junkyards, and sell them. Money off your transmission. Keep your fucking coffee with your 50 cents. You know, he was one of those guys, right? died of aids his dad was actually gay and his father died of aids and when he was dying dove tells this incredible story dove's sitting there crying and his dad goes hey stop crying look at this look at me look at me look at me you see those guys on the roof over there i've been watching them all day they They're stealing the copper. They're stealing the copper from the roof. You go there right now and tell them that I want in or I'm going to call the cops.

I want a piece as he's dying. This is the guy. I'm in a junkyard but he stole a car. You tell him I got him. So Dove has to go out there and say, hey guys, you're being watched. He's like crying. He's like, fuck, am I trying to work a deal? He's like, what, guys, you're being watched. He's like crying.

He's like, fuck, am I trying to work a deal? He's like, what am I doing? Fuck this, Dad. You're dying. And he grew up in such a wild way. His dad would smoke crack. At one point, his mother and his father got divorced. And his mother lived downstairs with a woman, a lesbian.

She was in a lesbian relationship. And the woman, a lesbian. She was in a lesbian relationship and the woman had a monkey. I mean, he grew up in the craziest way you can fucking imagine. That's why he's so funny, dude. That's why he's so funny. Now he's killing it as a real estate guy. Yeah, I heard that.

He's amazing. That's why he stopped doing comedy. He's a real estate guy. You and Dove are two of my favorite people. It is a very interesting thing comedy he's a real estate guy you know you and dove are two of my favorite people because it is a uh it is a very interesting uh thing about that i mean like nobody talks about plumbers oh first of all going back to uh dove's dad a lot of uh you know i'm not gonna get into names but you know there's been some comics who've passed and i think a big part of their problem is they couldn't come to grips with their sexuality.

And so they drown it in drugs. And, you know, you've seen this where, like, certain people get lost in drugs because they're gay. And they want to blame the drugs on why they're doing gay shit. And be like, this is just who I am, man. they're gay and they, they want to blame the drugs on why they're doing gay shit. And so that'd be like, this is just who I am, man. Well,

also, you know, for Dove back then, you know, what was that? That was probably 30 years ago. You know, when you were gay back then,

you know, you got married anyway to a woman, you had kids, but the whole time the guy's fucking gay. Right. So that, that, that was, that was sort of,

I think why you're, you might be right. Why he was smoking crack in the bathroom. You know, why you might be right, why he was smoking crack in the bathroom. He's like, God, it's the bathroom. Yeah. You know, it's like, and this is Sam speaking, not Brian, but there's this whole controversy right now with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. I don't get me.

Gay dudes must love the blowjob they get from a gay guy I would assume a guy can suck a dick better than a woman because a guy has a dick but butthole doesn't feel as good as pussy and you know I've heard so many rumors behind closed doors about their relationship like

there's a female comic out there who tells a story and this is sam speaking about one of her first uh experiences was at the roxbury in la and she goes upstairs and she turns around and fucking queen latifah is finger blasting jada jada jada Jada Smith, right? That's her first experience in Los Angeles. Straight up lesbian DJing vaginas, right? And so there's always been this thing that there are couples in LA that kind of are gay, but they get married because it is a presentation to the rest of the country no but jada fucks

jono lucas and dudes in the world that they are you know oh they're this superpower couple in reality they're they're they're you know it's a business deal and they have kids together and all that stuff which is fine no big deal even though they're very interesting children, to say the least. But, you know, now the whole controversy is that they were in a, quote, unquote, open relationship. And she's fucking everybody around her, which is, guys never talk about that, you know. She's so hot. I find her. I guarantee you

Will Smith was a fucking blonde-haired chick. Wolf of Wall Street chick and then the chick in the superhero movie. Oh, he was fucking her. You ever see her when she was younger? It's like, oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. All I look at when I think of Jada Pinkett and Will Smith

is they've made that relationship last that long in Hollywood as Hollywood royalty. And I'm like, I don't know, whatever you're doing seems to work. So keep on keeping on. He was supposed to do The Matrix. What's that? Will Smith was supposed to do The Matrix.

Yeah. So I'm in New York. Yeah, he was supposed to be Neo, but I get why he turned it down. If he was Neo, Val Kilmer would have been Morpheus but I get why he turned it down. If he was Neo, Val Kilmer would have been Morpheus. I get why he turned that down. Brian Callen, Brian Callen Enterprises. I'm in New York. And, man, New York is so interesting because you get here, you go, oh, I get it.

I get why everyone. I'm going to lose her looks. I never thought Jada Pink. The best she looked was in Don't Be a Menace, but she wasn't that hot. Loves it. I know. Dude, if you're in your 20s. Chaos energy.

Chaos energy. If you're in your 20s, there's no better place to be. No better place to be. I couldn't come here because how much of a knucklehead, knuckle drag. You know who was the hottest black chick and unfortunately she died? Remember Steve Urkel's girlfriend? That chick with the big titties? She died young.

Like, while on the show she died. What, stomach cancer or something? Isn't that a hot ass bitch? Like just idiot I was in my 20s? I would have burnt every bridge. Vegas was the only place I could go where I could just be a dumb fuck and not like, you know, if a tree falls in Vegas

and nobody hears it, does it make a sound right? Didn't make sense. The oracle was in the fucking Laura with the light skin big titty chick he wasn't into. That was comedy back in the day, right? Like so, but here I could get

I mean, dude, you just walk around like every variety of woman is here. I don't worry about coming in on a big star. You got fat. Long every, whatever you I don't know about coming on Big Star. You got fat. You want long hair, short hair, blonde, bra

and you know who's gotta be the richest human being in the world? Whoever invented yoga pants. It's gotta be the richest I don't think I got fat a while ago by the way. That's what I'm talking about tumor. It's extremely fat. Human being on the humor. It's extremely sad.

Human being on the planet. It is everyone. Women have made yoga pants into like, oh, hey, I'm going to a wedding today. I'm going to wear yoga pants. Or I'm going to the airport. I'm going to wear yoga pants. Or I'm just going to fart around my house.

I'm going to wear yoga pants. It is the Swiss Army knife of hot ass. It's 100 true fucking what i mean lululemon is a massive franchise because of yoga pants don't kid yourself it's no other reason and then they got the little like zipper things that kind of go with the yoga pants i mean it my girl has those that's all she wears it's fucking yeah and it's like don't tell me you don't want to show off your ass because there's's, you know who's got to be really angry? It's sweatpants.

Sweatpants is the MySpace of fucking comfortable pants, right? Right? They like, what about us? We were the original. Nope. Nobody wants you. Yoga pants here. Hello, Facebook.

Fuck, man. fuck man sam do you know switching gears that um a lot i believe a lot of like something like rogan post something about like i don't know nine out of ten christian chat rooms are actually eastern european trolls on facebook like the the eastern europeans russians and chinese are are so involved in trying to break us this is crazy you're bringing this up man this is crazy i watched a video and i'm gonna let you finish your point that's all i was gonna say i want to hear that's all i was gonna say wait dude have you heard the theory of uh the internet is dead the dead internet no that like 60 percent of the profiles and action on the internet are actually bots that you're not really interacting with real people yeah well great example i keep forgetting but i mean if you talk to experts, but so much of the information out there, so much of the activity out there, so much of the division and people saying one thing or another isn't real.

It is fucking being manipulated by foreign intelligence agencies. Well, it's not just foreign intelligence agencies it's like it's like it's just uh uh just entities uh uh corporations who want control narrative right and it's like darpa's part of that and like they're all playing that game they're all playing that game and it's just basically like it's all about siloing getting everybody into silos and you know and it's just i'll send you this video that eddie bravo sent me and the guy isn't like no so stating facts but he's saying things that he's observed and it's just well do you remember do you remember um i don't know if you remember this but when there was a big debate on whether or not, after that San Bernardino shooting, they couldn't get into the guy's iPhone.

And there was a big debate, and Apple wouldn't allow him to get in either, because it was about a privacy thing. And there was a huge debate about whether or not law enforcement should have access to be able to get a backdoor into someone's phone if, say, you need information on them. Maybe they're a terrorist, maybe whatever. And it was a big debate. And the only people that were super quiet, you never heard a fucking thing from the NSA.

The NSA was like, we're not involved in this conversation. Meanwhile, people were like, well, that's because they have a backdoor. That's because the NSA can get in your phone anytime they fucking want and everything else. We know all this. We know for sure the onion was peeled

by Edward Snowden, but clearly, clearly I mean, those agencies have the technology to get it. So Brian, when you do shows, do you get gifts from fans? Yes. I always get gifts from fans. I got three children's books, and I got a painted eyeglass case.

This was given to me. Who brings a performer a gift? They're not going to remember you and know who you are. The only gift they want is if you're and know who you are the only gift they want is if you're a chick and you're bringing them your pussy me by a fan and he's like here you go this is yours this is an encrypted they don't want you to buy them shots i hate this angle my by the way i got my groupon for my fat freezing. It's coming, Brian. I'll give you some updates.

Oh, I want to get into a conspiracy. I just read a book called The End of Craving. I want to talk about it. What the fuck is that, Sam? It's an encrypted fucking phone. He says it's totally encrypted. He gave it to you? Yeah.

So this guy started. I'm talking about this new enterprise he's doing, but people in the truther community and anti- spying and all that stuff. Big fans of mine, dude. Big fans. Why don't we start selling those? I'm with you, dude. I'm supposed to talk to him

today. Conspiracy Social Club phones. I'm in on that, bro. Because even though I'm not a conspiracy guy, I definitely would like to have an encrypted phone that people can't hack into and collect my data because that is a real conspiracy. So, Brian, the other day,

just to let you know who you're dealing with here, how much of a fucking outlaw I am, okay? I got a ding and they're threatening to take away my next Instagram account, which would be number two, right? Because I put a picture of fucking, of Hillary Clinton's fucking camel toe on fucking Instagram, and then the picture was her standing there, a close-up of her camel toe,

and then a guy with hot socks trying to put it in his eyeball right hey because he can't unsee that right they took it down do you know what reason they took it down for that's the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life what was the reason inciting violence they gave no reason they like just said guidelines and there was no reason there was no reason stated that's one of the funniest memes i've ever seen in my life come on dude dude there are entire fucking youtube pages trades i mean fucking channels brands dedicated to women's camel toe yeah now now you're on their fucking radar.

And dude, they just, they know what you're about. Dude, sarcasm is dangerous. Now they see an alt-right motherfucker who wants to tear down, who wants to cause some problems. It's January 6th. A lot of it right now, Brian, and I know that this is going to be the fun part of the show, that the, so Hillary Clinton's lawyer, now, Brian, and I know that this is going to be the fun part of the show, that

Hillary Clinton's lawyer has now been indicted by the FBI for lying about... For floating that Russian collusion story, being involved in that bullshit. I have

a theory. I read a really interesting book that you and Anthony should read. It's called The End of Craving. And he looks at Bologna in Italy, northern Italy. Northern Italy is known for not only frying a lot of its food, but eating very rich foods, very rich foods. People are skinny. They eat pasta. They eat all of it. But they're skinny. Do they eat bananas? They eat it all.

Thank you, Anthony. I didn't get that. Yeah. Remember when you called me fat because I eat bananas? Oh, bananas. Well, no, I don't mind eating bananas. That's how it was, right? You didn't understand my pronunciation?

Yeah, sorry. I thought you said, yeah, because you speak, I'm educated. So anyway, bananas. I said banana, and you didn't understand how I meant banana? Yeah, well, I don't understand your upstate New York peasant vernacular. I'm a bit of an aristocrat. So bananas. Bananas in moderation, as

everything in moderation are fine. Tomatoes, bananas. But what was interesting is this guy, Mark Schatzker, who is a professor at Yale on... I'm going to find out what exactly he does. Hold on. It's really interesting.

Hold on. does hold on it's really interesting hold on yeah so shatker mark shatker is he wrote the dorito effect of steak he is a writer in residence at the modern diet and physiology research center at yale university and what shatzker realized and what he studied was that the food industry creates foods that are empty in calories. Okay? They're empty in calories,

but they keep you craving the food. So Doritos have chemicals in them that have no real calories. So what you do is you will eat the entire bag because it's full of things like maltodextrin and different compounds, which are starch compounds that they make in labs that actually make you they fill you up, but they don't send a signal to your brain that you're full. So let me give you an example. One of the reasons you should never

drink diet soda, I guess, is that when you drink these artificial sweeteners, they, they confuse the brain and the brain starts to like, you can, you can, you can eat all this food. That's an empty calorie with certain kinds of chemicals they put in there. And it tricks your brain because your brain doesn't feel really full. You just get a craving for something else. Okay? It creates this chemical reaction. When you eat, so if you drink soda, that is, so what's really fascinating is your taste buds.

Your taste buds. When you eat natural, simple foods, a banana, a piece of steak, maybe a yam, what happens is you taste that food and your mouth. It's really fascinating. Your mouth has the ability to kind of understand. It sends a signal to your stomach and your body and your then feel full when, I guess, the taste correlates with calories in nature. So when you eat half a yam and a piece of steak, it's simple, but you're full and you've eaten plenty and your body is regulating temperature perfectly. Okay? I don't know if this is getting too complicated. But here's what's fascinating. You're not that complicated.

So here's what's fascinating. When you drink a diet soda or you drink a soda that has a certain sweetener that correlates with the calories. So it's 75 calories. Your body's fine with it. But there are things that are 150 calories, but they taste like something else, and your body will not even digest the 150 calories.

Your body, your brain, doesn't register it and doesn't tell, because the calories and the taste, the calories and the sweetness, don't correlate. They don't fucking correlate. So that shit will sit in your bloodstream the way oil sits on water. Fat and things like that will literally sit on your bloodstream like

that and circulate through your body. And before you know it, you've got all these calories that your body isn't even digesting. It doesn't even know what the fuck to do with. So one of the reasons people get obese and really fat is is this crazy is this crazy thing. It's this crazy fucking sort of weird thing. So we've paid a huge price for artificial sweeteners and artificial calories like maltodextrin and all these different starches made in labs. And because your body does not recognize that kind of food. And as a result, you throw off your entire metabolism and your digestion and everything that your body does to regulate calories.

If you eat normal food, if you eat regular food, what happens is your body, even if you eat a lot, your body will start to like, you'll go back to your natural weight. Look at this. Watch this. Corn, vegetable oils. Hold on. Before you read this, before you read this, I just want to say one thing.

The reason. What the fuck are they babbling about right now? Brian, so crazy you bring all this up because I was just thinking about this today because I saw this I saw different versions of what what Anthony has up on the screen and it's basically a and this goes down to health care okay so if you take a look at what Anthony's showing you right now this is Doritos in the United States versus Doritos in Europe okay or, or the UK. And what you'll see is what is in the ingredients in the United States is much different than the UK. And you go, why is that? And for me,

and I'd love to hear your attention is, so I'm not for socialized healthcare. I'm not for government healthcare. This is not an argument for that. What I'm showing here, okay, is why is Europe have certain ingredients and the United States has different ingredients? Because we did that

sugar thing. Like I said, I'm happy to count chocolate as back with the fruit corn... What is it? What's it called? I said I'm happy to count chocolate as back with the fruit corn. What is it? What's it called? The corn fruit syrup thing.

We're not allowed to have sugar because a sugar company bought off our country. So we can't. That's why you want a Coca-Cola from Mexico, not from America. And this goes back to something i've always said about canada like when i go to canada i see the women there their skin is so beautiful and you're like why they just look healthier and you're like why is that well because socialized medicine and again i am not for i'm for free market health care reason they haven't been hit on by Puerto Ricans. That's a different discussion.

They don't exist in Europe. But socialized medicine, it's all about keeping costs down because it's ran on a different system where it's not meant to make problems. It's meant to keep costs down, whereas our system is incentivized to get us sick and unhealthy so that we go to the doctor, so we go and get medication, all that stuff. So when you take a look at the ingredients in our food versus Canada and Europe, this is what you see.

Part of it also is that Europeans and Canadians and stuff, especially Europeans, have such a tradition of food that they've always been very suspicious of food made in a lab. Very suspicious. And they should be. And so should we. Because again... Those faggots aren't suspicious of anything.

They'll give up their guns and their freedoms in 10 seconds. They're not suspicious of anything. They up their guns and their freedoms in 10 seconds they're not suspicious of anything they'll never fight back when when when scientists are in a lab making the food you put in your body and your food is being made in a giant factory like this and if you have things like maltodextrin which you can see here, and you have rapeseed oils that your body cannot deal with. They cannot deal with this. When you've got things like cornstarch and lactose whey, corn syrup solids, your body cannot digest that and it doesn't recognize it because it isn't fucking food it fills you up and this goes for protein bars and all that other bullshit if you eat natural food as it occurs

simple foods man which is what europeans do they italians are you start fucking with their food that's why they have so many regulations. They lose their fucking mind. They lose their mind and they should because... They know that health starts and ends with sleep, sunshine, less stress, and

food. The way we eat in this country is a form of collective madness. If you ever want to know how stupid and crazy people are. They're all fat in those European countries too. They have the same problems that we do with fat fucks.

Because we're bigger. And we're anything interesting. People can be lemmings, lemmings, falling off a cliff one after another it's because of how we eat in this country we are absolutely crazy and we're still bedeviled by obesity why well because this food you are putting in your body is fucking the food industry has to make money off of food. You cannot make money

just selling basic food like sweet potatoes, steak, or whatever. Yogurt, no. You have to put 15 ingredients in Go-Gurt for the kids. Because it tastes... That's what

the Dunkaroos for the kids in Go-Gurt. Growing up, there were Dunkaroos. It was like, you dip your Dunkaroos in chocolate frosting or another frosting. I like it in yogurt and the kids don't like it. Andre, Dante, Jaden, Ava don't like it. She's like, why don't I like it? I'm like, oh, it's not the frosting.

Super sweet. And that's how the frosting. Super sweet. And that's how you make money on it. So the food industry, like a lot of these industries, is incentivized to create unhealthy, crave-worthy food. And that's how you stay in business. So one of the things that this guy, Mark Schatzker, has really kind of like opened up,

it's called The End of Craving, it's coming out in November. It is... We have lost the wisdom of eating. The way your grandfather, my grandfather and people before them ate was simple, they cooked

it in a chicken, I mean, in a kitchen. And so if you want to start losing weight, stay the fuck home. You go see the JFK. He entered in the series. He was back in time. And shit.

The most interesting thing in that series, and I think it's true, is like, are you going to go back in time? You're not prepared, so how good did the food taste back then? I don't know. It's done over decades. Tiny, tiny, tiny bits.

It's almost like you're in your house right and you have somebody in your house they're trying to fuck with you and every day they just switch out a little thing just tiny nothing big maybe it's a toothbrush here a fucking a picture there it's over and you're like what everything seems a little different but it's done over time so you don't see it and that is 100 what is going on with our food man you know people show pictures of the beach right the beach in the 70s versus the beach today and how people look in the 70s there wasn't a lot of people and now you look and it's like everywhere so a lot of that's also there's a book called good calories bad calories by gary tabb which which kind of traces that too which was that along came the guy named ansel keys

and a couple of other food scientists who were like hey guys you got to start eating more fiber less fat and that ushered in and it also it also came in when discovery of vitamins in food because people would get pellagra pellagra is basically your skin gets brown and flakes off and then your teeth fall out and you die you go crazy like some croatian martial arts it it may as well be because it takes a long time, but basically entire villages would succumb to it. I was in a desert with a boy and his brother.

They were going to go teeth or something or something. They were bald. Then the first person she loved. They were going to go here and teeth. I didn't know what she loved. We hung out with her teeth. Right, I don't know how long it was, right? But that's where it was, we hung out with her teeth. I think they fucked that, I didn't say it.

Dad, Dad, look at that! Dad was dead! Oh, death. Ok. Death in her deep boyfriend stage. Death. Death. Death. I have a question. Death, I am have a question. Tell her to march herself in front of me.

Dad, I'm asking a question. Dad, can you come here and ask me a question? What? What? When did your first boyfriend......bobbed and he didn't grow teeth? What? Your first boyfriend. He was bald and he... They were all bald or something.

What's all bald? Your first boyfriend. They were bald and he didn't have teeth or anything. Who called me at the end of that? Yeah. What? Kyle, I'm sorry. I was asking... Ha, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, aze, a Is that a real disease? Death. I was asking you, is that a real disease?

Well, I saw the powder, I didn't know your teeth didn't grow and didn't grow bald. Of course, I know it does. Because they were eating cornmeal and molasses and they lived on that because they didn't have money. And so

nobody knew what was going on. They didn't know that there were vitamins in food. It didn't dawn to eat, you know. And then, of course, you'd go to certain parts of the world where they were cooking and there was a... ...living here. That's a loser. She's pissed off the neighbors because she can follow all their neighbors' men,

other, like, downstairs and upstairs. She follows their boyfriends and they want to fuck Dez and they're losers. So the chicks invited Dez. I don't know about that.

A whole thing, and they were very healthy. So, especially indigenous people. Like when you would see the Maasai or the or the Kukuyu of Africa or whatever or the I mean they live essentially on on high fat milk from their animals and they would drink the blood from their animals so they were crazy healthy the first thing Hemingway said when he went to Africa was I couldn't believe their skin. They were so beautiful and athletic and tall. I mean, the Maasai would walk around and they'd be six foot six and broad.

And it was like, how the fuck were the Blackfoot Indians? They were fucking retarded. There's Persian Indians, the Native Americans and some tribes that basically were really master hunters. And they ate so well. They ate so well. Especially the ones when the Comanche and the Apache were in the shit. Apparently.

I'm gonna go downstairs. He's hideous. He's shaking even more hideous. My hand does make a face Facebook friends. And this hideous chick downstairs is like, like, I'm trying to figure out Des is hideous. I'm trying to figure out who the fuck is Des and that hideous chick.

And Des is like, hmm, hmm, of course, faggot. But this bitch was playing on Xbox. Who's that chickie talking to? Why? She's trying to talk to the dudes around here. Well, she hopes she won't. Please, look at that dude. Leave, leave me, please.

You're a fucking SSI loser. Shut up. The zoo in general would fuck. The chick downstairs caught her. I got a ladder. The chick downstairs is hideous. A hideous loser. I guess so.

Follow the buffalo with their horses and they were nomadic. I was just fucking poor. And they lived off buffalo and they were... And they argued. And apartment system, who in the world... Who in the world would argue like that? Healthy motherfuckers. So much of what happens is as technology advances and we figure

out ways to you know break down the big mistake we make is that we think that you can take the oils for example and fish right and be like oh oh it's omega-3s let's just put a bunch of omega-3s in bread now. Well, no. No, nature has a weird way of assimilating food. Don't break it all apart. Why are you looking at yourself right now, dude? I'm just looking at my thick neck, bro. You got a neck on you. Do you feel like you're podcasting with Brandon again when you see my thick neck?

I just think to myself, when you were a kid in school, it must have been impossible for your teachers. You have worse ADHD than me or my 10-year-old. And I have bad ADHD. You can't read. No wonder you've never gotten through the first chapter of a book.

You're like, anyway. I do, dude. I have so many books. I just don't want to read with all good intentions. I know. Dude. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why we're going to hear that.

Their pussy's broken. I don't care. But they're going to see it. They're going to get it. Love it. 100%, Brian. Brian, there's so many people i want to bring on the show but i just think because you have a white belt in truth i keep crushing all your guests you you do not brian brian conga lines on your butthole okay so i i won't bring in this guy that there's a theory, Brian,

that space is not empty, but it's actually plasma. Okay, before you go on. Electric universe. Is this guy, has he ever taken one day of physics? Has he ever been to college? Brian, this dude's done research, and guess what else he's done? Wrote a book. You let people write books you love books

the one thing I know about that book is that Sandra Lee's never read it dude I'm trying Brian I'm trying I love you I know and I want you to try what are you talking about you don't read you listen to books maybe I'll read the book and I'll no look I want you to try. Brian, what are you talking about? You don't read. You listen to books. Maybe I'll read the book, and I'll, no, look, I read this one. Maybe I'll listen to the book, and I'll find you.

Did you actually read it, Brian? Did you actually read it? Brian, show me where you crumpled the page so you know what page you're on. Show me that. That book is too clean. That book is too clean, Brian. I read this entire book in a in a four hour sitting on the plane. You read-

I have a problem with the Holocaust survivors. The Holocaust survivors sold out. I don't know. I had to do this. Survival. Hmm. to do this to rhyme hmm John Jewishness the kills sickle to his brothers and his sisters and my dad he survived how'd you survive oh yeah he signed on to the Nazi Alliance. I don't hate on it, I would have did it too.

But the great documentary explaining why the Israelis after World War II, they exactly exactly except on the Holocaust survivors. And it, cause they were like, all right, all right, what did you, what did you sell out? What did you do? I didn't quite like them. At that point, when I got this wrong, I had to do what I do to survive? We had a relationship.

Yeah. How many pages? Almost 200. You read 200 pages in four hours? Yeah, five hours. Probably five hours. Yeah. Brianrian what is that on your wall is that brian calum money shots on the wall behind you you know what dude i do i come where you miss fucking i come in chrysanthemum i come in chrysanthemum is that a drive-by jizzing

yep i just jump in the air and i just go, this is for you, America. And I leave it there. And you're just hitting walls? Yep. Yep. That's right. Brian, how were your shows last night? Killer.

Killer, man. Brian, you're one of the best out there. You're one of the best to ever do it. How are you, buddy? And I'm having a blast doing them. And then I got another show. I got two shows tonight. I think one of them sold out. It's hard now with

COVID and stuff. Dude, I mean, you know, Bill Maher, for as much chaos and craziness as he's done in the past, he's kind of opened up and he's talking about how, like, blue states don't sell tickets, man.

It's hard to sell a ticket in a blue state fuck blue states and not only that this vaccine mandate look my dog what's going on with newsome my daughter all the kids at the kids 12 mandatory vaccines um you know it's unbelievable if you are not vaccine and and you know in school right now and you're in proximity of any other kid who has COVID, you have to quarantine for 10 days. I just got to know this from my fucking school. My daughter's been exposed. My daughter got the vaccine when she was fucking 13, which, you know, I don't know. She seems to be totally fine.

But at the same time, it's like, you know, it's killed no children. So don't tell me it's killed children worldwide it's yeah well here's the problem with newsome brother someone tweet this he literally has said he's not mandating prison guards to get the vaccine you know why because they fucking gave so much money to stop the recall campaign so he he's like, yeah, they don't need it. They don't need it. But kindergarteners do you fucking scumbag. I mean, it's just like this dude is this is what you get when you I mean all these fucking white chicks I want to go to my daughter Voted for this pretty scumbag I want to go to my daughter

I want to be pregnant And I want to do that And what is he doing He's fucking punishing you. That's right. I agree with him. I can't... Hello? Yes.

I'll come downstairs. I will. It's like zero kindness, bro. Zero. It's like, I can't't i'm just all i want to do like you know i'd love to get jimmy door on the show one time to talk about because this is a guy this is a come on let's talk who has has really like opened his eyes to a lot of things a very open mind like he's like me now, dude. He doesn't go as deep into conspiracies. He will eventually, but at this point, he doesn't.

But he's very much like, I'm a liberal. The Democrats don't fucking share my values. And that's what you guys do. Nobody's saying you gotta like Republicans. I don't like Republicans. It's just like, don't sit there and tell me

we gotta vote for Democrats when they do not hold your values. Correct. You are correct. They don't. And part of those values are the notion that, having a respect for tradition, authority, sanctity, all those things, man.

It's like, yeah, fairness. Yeah, equality. But there are other factors out there. You know, this is a great country for a lot of reasons. And mainly it's because of freedom. Mainly it's because we don't need you as a fucking government tyrant telling me what to do with every aspect of my fucking life and a lot of these far-left progressives love europe and want to turn us into europe because they're too dumb to understand history and way too dumb to understand why we lead the world in innovation

in all aspects of the game from 100 technology and it's because of the profit motive and there's incentive to do it and you can make money off your own risk taking and your own ingenuity and these motherfuckers want to equalize the playing field and they scream things like tax the rich what are you talking about you guys don't work in the real world you guys came straight from college and you have accountants these kids have accountants their parents get them accountants their parents have accountants that know how to fucking get around these taxes you're not taxing any elite you're taxing businesses you're fucking the businesses over it's rich white kids dude for the most part and here's the thing brian you look at all these there's so

many socialist countries right now that are straight up abandoning any covid protocols you look in europe they're like nope we're uh we're uh nope we're off of covid meanwhile we're still wearing masks in fucking la these people go to new york dude there's mass people they're not telling you God wear masks nowhere else but LA are they doing mass protocols it's it's it's unbelievable and this fucking piece of shit now with this vaccine for kids can you go that's not happening man it's not it's like this is the time we rise now have you seen what's going on in Europe? And by the way, Anthony, is my audio okay? Yeah.

Okay. Have you seen what's going on with Australia? Their premier stepped out. The people are pushing back now. And the premier just stepped out because they're doing this fucking ridiculous, ridiculous fucking overreach on this COVID protocol. This isn't about a disease, a virus anymore. This is an attempt to completely and utterly put in social credit score, which is what this is about.

Did you see Trudeau's speech? He's like, we're going to reward you when you do the right things. That is social credit score i agree he's a piece of shit trudeau's a piece of shit but they're voting these fucking these fucking these these wolves in sheep's clothing in the office they're because they speak well and they look good beware because they're fuckable right they're fuckable dude girls like fucking bad boys and retards they're fuckable retards that's what these guys are they're fuckable retards and i'm sorry man but it's like i white women over 35 find one in california that said she didn't like gavin

newsom find them they're like unicorn i agree i can't find they're like unicorns. I agree. You can't find them. They're like, I don't know, he's killed. I don't know. I don't like the Republicans. This isn't about Republicans, man. I voted for a recall. I didn't vote for one Republican. I didn't vote for any of these fucking scumbags. Anybody who wants the ring is a fucking scumbag to me.

So I don't fucking trust you. He doesn't want the job. I'm beginning to agree. I'm beginning to agree. I'm beginning to agree on all that. It's the ambitious people in life that have been, in many ways, are the most disappointing. They're just the most selfish. When you get that success, you got that success a lot of times

because you're a fucking, you don't give a fuck power yeah i mean we've seen it in the comedy community how many of these fucking people just are slicing people's throats for just a fucking gig and it's like at the end of the day this is the thing brian at the end of the day all that your imdb doesn't mean jack shit if you didn't make a connection with a fucking human being did you make a connection with a human being that's right did you because if you didn't you didn't do this fucking right now full disclosure connection with a human being and did you eat natural simple food foods wal fish, steak, that kind of stuff, guys. Yams.

Sorry, Sam. Rice is fine. What? Dude, why do I give a fuck when I'm dying if I ate yams or not? Dude, eat soda bread. Spelt flour is where it's at. Mix it with fucking buttermilk and you got yourself a nice, toasty, tasty piece

of bread. Are you a hunter? You like to kill animals? Do you feel bad at all? Ask me if I like to hunt again. Do you like to hunt again? Yeah. Damn, dude.

Damn. Damn. Yeah. I have to write you a movie. I have to write you a movie. We have to write you a movie. I am a hunter. You are a hunter. We will write you a movie, dude.

Yeah, dude. I'm thinking about getting on the farm. The only problem I have with a farm is that I got to do a lot of lawn mowing. When I look at all these acres, I'm like, who's going to fucking do that lawn? I think we should buy large plots of land or just a plot of land and grow our own food. Brian, dude. Raise our own fucking. I want to get a bug out house in Chattanooga where we all just bug out there.

Because that's where all the water is. By bug out. He said a fat Puerto Rican cock. And a white incel put on a good show. Do you mean fuck each other? No, I do not mean. I'm going to the show. Bug out.

That's called bug in. That's bug in. Okay, I don't know. Or a bugger. Sure. If we're British. Gotcha. By the way, did we talk about the.

Yeah. How many times have I told the story where I went to fucking. Not 40 yearyear-old losers. London with Brian, and he took us to the gay district of London. I'm like, why are we at the gay district, Brian? And you disappeared. I didn't know. I knew nothing.

Brian, you were the best. Brian Callen's family is so nice. They let us stay at their house. It was so nice. My sister, my brother-in-law. Sam, I'm going to go back to bed here. I'm in Chicago. I love you.

Hey, did we do an hour? Anthony, how much time have we done? It's like 50 minutes. That's it? That's it. Wow. You know what? But it was a packed 50. It was an action pack.

Are you – I hate the leftist socialism. Fight fam, are you looking – do you know what's going on with the boxing world? Caleb Plant, Canelo. Yeah, dude. So did you see that fight, Brian? Did you see that press conference? Oh, yeah.

Between them? I was fighting until he was 50 and beating everybody in the world, not because... Yeah, the conspiracy talk is done. On this one. Conspiracy talk

is done. ... ......... I don't understand what you're saying. I don't understand it. Well, that's all one of our death and torture in this time.

I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to do a podcast. I'm going to conspiracy. I'm going to do a podcast. Lucy Gomez talks about her on a Star Trek podcast I think the problem

is she has a sister I don't even think the problem is she has a sister but why is Seinfeld he had a good idea when he was

talking about Seinfeld the problem is you didn't talk about Seinfeld. Yeah, good idea. Who should we go and see? Only Seinfeld can take it. They never talk about Seinfeld. Oh, me and my sister,

we're poor, poor people. Alright, talk about the episode. And I think he stopped it, right? He didn't really stop it, right? I don't know if he officially stopped it, but he didn't do the Seinfeld podcast. It's a good idea. Alright, we're gonna talk about Seinfeld. You got a idea. I got a good son-in-law. I wish he'd go out there and pass this through.

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I get it though. I get it. Child pussy. Now I used to get child pussy. I'm not saying this. You gotta go to forts or bars and meet people and all that. I'm not saying these niggas won't like it. I don't know what this man is doing. I don't know what this man is doing. Um, a stand-up comedian in this day and age,

the only reason why they do the road is to get new pussy. So if you're a chick with a stand-up comedian doing the road, it's not like you can fuck other chicks that are new. Because we don't live in a cinema age

we live in a podcasting live streaming YouTube channel age we've got this huge come town don't sell tickets see anything Louis J. Goethe doesn't sell tickets Louis J. Oakerson doesn't sell tickets tickets. See anything? We wish they'd go ahead and send us our own tickets. We wish they'd go ahead and send us our own tickets.

They are doing it. They are. They're just gangsters doing it, but they don't know. But what do you assume if you're checking with these niggas? You know this is the deal.

We have to know. if you're a chick and what these niggas you know this is the deal what happens now I don't know I think I think I think I think I think I think I think

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I don't think I've ever won in solos. You wanna roll with me? I don't wanna shit on him, but he promotes his Twitch channel. He's trying to do it on Twitch, you know. I don't like that too, son. You're not on my Twitch channel. No, I'm not. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I'm not doing anything. I'm done. I want to leave. Lewis. I tried to bring on the winning team. I got dubs. I don't think Lucia Gomez has one top. All your plays.

You're so stupid. We're Xbox friends, by the way. What are you talking about doing Xbox? And then you join Fortnite. And then you'll do, um, a three-score game. Yeah, let me do it, uh, yeah. Oh. And all I'm hearing over here doing solos, what are you doing?

I don't know if you ever heard of Dubb or that, which, I don't know, I don't know, yeah, he stinks like that. But he's trying to do a Twitch thing. And launch it over the Twitch, meaning if you go to the Twitch you get tickets. He's trying to launch that. But I don't think it's stupid. Listen, the internet works. Uh, yeah. uh yeah battle royale solos is not playing the game no skills are involved suzy was second things out kyle calls suzy kid i don't know why they call her but i don't want to know. Why would I call her? I don't want to know. I'm just going to put my hand up here.

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I'm going to try and watch the kids shitting.