The Yewneek Pod - Anthony Cumia trashes Howard Stern and Bill Burr!Brendan Schaub bombs in San Antonio??! Plus New Tripoli and Callen

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Aaron Carter passes away. Jimmernam stinnnks and is irrelevant. CONSPIRACY SOCIAL CLUB AKA DEEP WATERS debate Elon Musk black cube of saturn connections.  Aaron Rodgers is finished he stinnnnnks!... Jordan Peele stinnnks or Not? Is he our M.Night Shamadingdong?Schaub continues to bomb. Tom Brady and Gisele break up talk. The GOAT is tired of 40 year old puthy. Cumia trashes bill burr over his predictable comedy and Howard Stern over his awful election talking points!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That rocks. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបាូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបរូវាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ព I want you to be with me I want you to be with me I want you to be with me I want you to be with me Aaron Carter died he was looking very weird years ago like I seen someone post he was the first Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber is a dude
Starting point is 00:04:21 getting tattoos too but that nigga look like a weirdo. Rest in peace to him. But, uh, when he got high and passed out and died in his bathtub. How do you drown in a bathtub, by the way? I one time woke up. One of the worst nights of drinking ever. I remember that night.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I went to the bar, met some people, got two long island iced teas, left the bar, bought a bottle of Henny. Woke up the next day in the shower over flooding. And had to explain the next day. The friends and family were like, I can't believe you did this and that.
Starting point is 00:05:23 But I didn't drown in it. How do you drown in a bathtub? Well, I never did pills or drugs like that. But how do you drown in a bathtub? Yesterday? No, it wasn't yesterday. One of the worst nights ever. I have a top five worst nights drinking. You're waiting for...
Starting point is 00:05:58 Fuck you, nigga. I should start shooting from the bat. But, like like even if like your bath fills up I don't get how you can maybe he had a millionaire
Starting point is 00:06:14 bathtub that's really like a hot tub that you can drown in but I don't know how you drown in a bathtub. I don't know how you drown in a bathtub. I think I'll lose you another one.
Starting point is 00:06:40 And one would assume he passed out from whatever drugs he was taking, probably heroin. One would think your body would kick in, though, to let you know you're drowning. I guess not, if you're on, like, heroin or something. Yeah, you fall asleep but the other aspect is in a bathtub
Starting point is 00:07:10 how big is your bathtub I don't think I can I don't think I can drown in my bathtub honestly I would have to lay down completely on my back and like my legs would be in the air to drown in my bathtub. And like every other bathtub,
Starting point is 00:07:34 well, regular sized bathtubs. Now, are they calling it a bathtub and it was really like a jacuzzi? Type bathtub? and it was really like a jacuzzi type bathtub. Because, uh, like Whitney Houston. Well, she died of drugs in the bathtub. I don't think...
Starting point is 00:08:01 Technically, he died of drowning, I think. I think he died of drowning in the bathtub. I don't think... Technically, he died of drowning, I think. I think he died of drowning in the bathtub. She died of drugs. She just happened to be in the bathtub. Like, there's a difference there. The dangers of having a big bath...
Starting point is 00:08:21 Don't get one if you're into drugs. Apparently. Don't get a big bathtub. Don't get one if you're into drugs. Apparently. Don't get a big bathtub. You can pass out in a drown. Wendy, I'm not even going to try to read what you just put he died in a bath as well now did he die in it or did he die of drowning
Starting point is 00:08:54 because apparently they think he died of drowning in the bathtub he didn't die from the drugs Because apparently this nigga died of drowning in the bathtub. He didn't die from the drugs. He died from drowning in a bathtub. I gotta see this bathtub. I kind of don't, though, because I would just want that bathtub.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Better than dying on a toilet like Elvis? No, not really. I mean, Elvis died on a toilet. He didn't die from falling in the fucking toilet. He just died on a toilet. Like I said with the Whitney Houston thing. She died in a hot tub. She didn't die from drowning in the motherfucker. Now if Elvis
Starting point is 00:09:48 had died because he drowned in the toilet, that would be the worst. But he just died on a toilet. Well, I don't know if he did. I just heard he died of drowning in the bathtub. He was born in Tampa.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Like if Uma Thurman killed that bitch in Kill Bill by sticking her head in the toilet in Bud's toilet that would have been the worst death ever. It must have been one hell of a bathtub. I'm doing Conspiracy Social Club.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Before Red Bar, we will get to Red Bar. Don't worry. I can't wait till Jimmer kicked your ass. It's a weird statement. We're still with the Jimmer name thing? Can't find the Jimmernam. It's always subtle. I'm Jimmer's son.
Starting point is 00:11:13 He doesn't pay any child support. Can't find a Jimmernam. You named your dog Snoop how many people do you think in this country have dogs that they named Snoop probably a lot nothing's popping in Providence
Starting point is 00:11:40 well maybe there is I wouldn't fucking know but yeah I'm trying to get in this evidence. Well, maybe there is. I wouldn't fucking know. Yeah, I'm trying to get in this conspiracy talk real quick. Jimmer is live talking about dead kids. Are his kids dead? Hopefully not.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Pay that child support, you supposed millionaire. By the way, tell Jimmer and Am to hit my Discord. But my branches must reach heaven! I couldn't hear you with your queer dialect you were doing right there. I have a good voice.
Starting point is 00:12:29 What? Whoa, whoa. You went too hard to paint. Brian, where are you going to be? Charlotte, North Carolina. I'll be at the Comedy Zone, damn it. And I'm going to be there November 10, 11, 12. Addison Improv, Addison, Texas.
Starting point is 00:12:42 November 17, 18, 19. And I'm at Naples, Florida. Off the hook comedy comes December 1, 2, 12, Addison Improv, Addison, Texas, November 17, 18, 19. Then I'm at Naples, Florida. Off the hook comedy comes December 1, 2, 3. And I'm doing a Sunday, which is nuts. I will never do a Sunday ever again. Because you're smart. I can't stand it. I despise everyone who...
Starting point is 00:12:59 Your man is back. You know, I'm being sued by Brendan Schaub. Your whole Jimmernam thing is kind of irrelevant. I have niggas with a million subscribers making videos about me, and you're talking about Jimmernam. Like I said, tell them to hit the Discord. Other than that, I just won't give a fuck comes to the Sunday show
Starting point is 00:13:28 I go why are you here why do you come to the fun shows okay we could have peaked on a Saturday night and all left feeling good about ourselves but here we are in front of some angry motherfuckers who don't want to watch people who wear sandals are weirdos
Starting point is 00:13:44 by the way and dudes who wear sandals are weirdos, by the way. And dudes who wear sandals are kind of fags. Because that thing between your big toe and your other toe, it's kind of like a dick in your ass. Why do you like that feeling? It's a weird feeling. Ball. But I like Naples because it's-
Starting point is 00:14:02 I love Naples. I like being there. By the way, the swinging population of Naples is off the hook. It is? By the way, did I tell you guys I went to a swingers club in Vegas just to check it out? No. Yeah, I don't want to get into it.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Guys, go to SamTripleE.com. Go to SamTripleE.com. Check out. The demo's dandruff. I'm going to be at the comedy club in Kansas City with my good friend John Sheezer. Then I'm going to be doing Huntington Beach at the Rec Room with Eddie Bravo, the prophet Eddie Revival, okay, where I go up there
Starting point is 00:14:35 and I drop some truth on it for a tweak. No, like how many people fail at recovery? Oh, when they're crystal meth they like oh we're not because we've done some wonderful conversations yeah all right dude yeah dude we got deep into my recovery bro you did i'm cured oh yeah let's let's talk yeah let's talk brian okay what i mean you want to throw some stuff at us? Yeah. Yeah. I felt I had a pretty good place to start from. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Let's go. Let's fucking go. You think I'm afraid? Let's go. Guys, if you love this show, do us a favor. No matter where you listen, just go give the show a five-star review on the free ones that we're putting out so the masses can understand us. My goal is to get this in the top 200 of comedy.
Starting point is 00:15:27 It deserves it. And then merch at AK Deep Waters. Go check it out. Go check it out. Have you seen how a lot of people on Instagram are losing followers? Oh, yeah. It's crazy. I have been.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And nobody knows why. Yeah, it's very simple. But a lot of people are complaining about it. Well, because what's happening is that Elon Musk has shined light on the fact that so many of these profiles are fake. So now people are getting ahead of it. Oh, wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:00 So they're going in and seeing what's fake and then deleting those accounts. Yeah, so not because Twitter was astroturfing everybody. Look at all these accounts we got. Oh, my God. And then they were retweeting like blue checkmark lib idiots. No offense, Dylan. And they were retweeting them and making them seem like they were getting a lot of likes. And it was all astroturfing to push a certain narrative to make it seem like that's what people wanted so i would assume that youtube and like facebook is in
Starting point is 00:16:30 trouble bro facebook is in trouble because everyone's like well facebook's like just attacked like kind of like google and all that stuff but man people aren't on there anymore well that's why he changed it to meta now he's trying to get ahead but he's lost dude you know how much money he's put in the meta he's lost 34 bill they say 34 billion dollars and it's not working so nuts it's so nuts but it might be the future well you know it's a big gamble when you look at these guys like uh elon musk and zuckerberg they take huge risks and they always have. And it's like, you know, you can lose all your money that way.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Or you can lose a lot. Like this idea of Twitter could be... Well, he has an opportunity to do something very unique in that it has wonderful name brand recognition. If he tried to turn it into a new instagram or youtube he that is a brand that could make i love how celebrities are leaving now it's my favorite i'm out of here are you the fuck out of here with your dumb i don't like all this hate speech go fuck yourself it's so stupid go fuck yourself the whole thing is ho. Hollywood is so incredibly hypocritical.
Starting point is 00:17:46 It's just astonishing. Well, you know what, dude? It's like, it started out, I mean, like, when we were young, dude, Clint Eastwood, right? Like, Clint Eastwood, like, right? You didn't like him? You don't like Clint Eastwood? No, I don't say his growl. I did.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Yeah, he's a really bad Clint Eastwood impersonation, dude. No, it isn't. It isn't. I feel lucky today. No, it isn't. It isn't. I feel lucky, Peter. I got to die in a much more... You know, it's like... Unforgiven's a bad movie. It just is. What?
Starting point is 00:18:12 What? What'd you just say, bro? What did you say? What did you just say? What movie's a bad... Dude, that movie stinks. What movie? God.
Starting point is 00:18:17 What movie? Unforgiven? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you out of your mind? Dude, it stinks. What's wrong with you, bro? Hey, do me a favor. Go watch it again.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Yeah. Come back and apologize. Not right now. Go watch it right now. Watch it right now. Go in the other room and watch the movie right now. Jesus, man. Somebody dranky dranky a little too much.
Starting point is 00:18:40 They got fully retarded. Unbelievable. Okay, give us some shit, bro. Alright, so this came out a little bit ago, but I do think it's a it's a good poll because it's been hitting the news lately. And I think that Sam might fit into the sliver that the MSM is going crazy. Okay, here we go. Here we go 15 of americans believe satan worship pedophiles run the government medium okay yeah and 15 would be correct hold on they'd be correct hold on 15 would be correct hold on correct no correct no listen 15 of amer of Americans are truly, truly, and dumb as shit is too weak an expression.
Starting point is 00:19:29 What are you talking about, Brian? What are you talking about? Put your eyes on the shit. Brian. And then ask it a question. Brian. That actually wouldn't capture how dumb that 15% is, which is why that 15% should also, and this is very important,
Starting point is 00:19:50 should also be kept from doing a couple things. Voting, owning property, and being in America. Oh, really, Brian? Is that too much? Brian, what are you, a vaxxer? Do you think they shouldn't be allowed to vote and be hunted down and thrown in prisons too Brian did they
Starting point is 00:20:09 Brian can I ask you something are you fucking nuts bro we just literally had a fucking guy who bought twitter have a bath mint fucking logo on his chest for Halloween wait wait you think that Elon Musk is the that Elon Musk
Starting point is 00:20:25 is the enemy? Elon Musk is 100% the Antichrist. Elon Musk is the Antichrist. Sam, you're... You're a little crazy. No, I'm not a little crazy, Brian. Your eyes are a little crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Brian, let me ask you something. Brian, let me ask you something. Go ahead. Did the head of ABC News kill the Epstein story? Yes or no? Your Honor, Your Honor, please have him answer yes or no. Answer the question. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I don't know the answer to that question. Okay, look it up. Go to DuckDuckGo. We all know the answer. Let me get my coffee out of the way so i can get a clean shot to this bell okay but that's the start of it brian that's the start of it brian that's the start of it brian yeah okay did jeffrey epstein go around during his first fucking case in florida and say that he basically helped found the clinton foundation well, I have a thought on all this.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Brian, your honor, your honor, please. My thought on that is that Epstein was an agent, was a foreign operative. ABC News. ABC News. Which foreign? The Mossad? ABC News.
Starting point is 00:21:41 The Chinese? Killed the Jeffrey Epstein story and there's a video of her talking about Brian do we have to run the video I remember that video actually yeah do we have to run it by the way it was the Mossad most spies caught
Starting point is 00:21:57 are Israeli spies and there's really not that much of a penalty because Israel is our ally. But like 90% of spies caught in America are Israeli spies. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Let's see that. Oh yeah, let's watch this. This is fun. Here we go. What is going on now? What? The fuck just happened? That's interesting. Pause for a moment.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Pause. I'll be back. Don't lose it. Yeah, you guys. Wait, that was weird. What happened? You know what that sounds like to me? Satan.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Yeah, we're trying to get to the bottom of the truth, and things are not going well. Yeah. That was really weird. That was really weird. Like, Satan weird. We just got stopped. That's why I really think Epstein was a foreign agent. I think Epstein was a massage. What kind of foreign agent?
Starting point is 00:23:01 I think he worked for massage. Oh! I just learned 90% of battle rap is staged. And the two battle rappers who face each other write together to make a great overall battle rap match. I learned that. And that's right now sweeping the battle rap community. Oh, wait. These two battle rappers are supposed to face each other.
Starting point is 00:23:30 They work with each other to do a great battle rap thing. That's plaguing the battle rap community right now. And I think that so did Wexler. And I also think that what happened was that island and everything was set up to get dirt on powerful people. Yeah. I think that what happened was they killed the story because they got to the head of ABC and said, this guy is working for... Who is the head of ABC?
Starting point is 00:23:57 No, no, Brian. That's not what happened. Okay. That guy went to Epstein's Island. He's on the flight list. Oh, there you go. There you go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:04 And so he... So, Brian, when they sit there and they say, this is very interesting. So, so, so what, what I, so, so I think Epstein, so when you say pedophiles, I think there are a lot of men that were just having sex with hookers on that Island and they were married, but they were underage girls. Sometimes, sometimes they were that, that one time is enough. One time's enough, Brian. How many times does it have to be so it's a thing? It is, but I'm saying that when you've got 18-year-old, 19-year-olds and stuff like that, nobody's checking IDs on that island.
Starting point is 00:24:34 They're just seeing a woman, right? That's what I'm saying. Okay, so we all agreed to it. Do I give him a hot take or do I not get my hot take? Brian's basically saying the 15% is correct. I'm not saying the 15% is correct. You kind of just said that. I think that powerful people find ways to have sex with...
Starting point is 00:25:02 Chelsea Clinton upside down cross. Will you look up that? Will you look that up? Yeah, but see, this is where we get all crazy. I want to do my hot take. I said I've seen island shit and everything. Are 15 and 16-year- old girls really underage? I mean, they're technically underage in some states and counties in America.
Starting point is 00:25:38 By the way, here in Rhode Island, I can fuck a 16 year old. In Rhode Island, right here in my state. I can fuck a 16 year old. So, underage means kids. And I find it kind of odd like in St. Andrews and all that other shit and in Europe they have way other laws like in Italy
Starting point is 00:26:13 you know fucking 11 year olds or something but again it's underage girls who are flies like 8 year olds or something were they just fucking hot teen
Starting point is 00:26:28 15 to 16 year olds were they just doing that which is still fucked up but is that it it's not like they were literally I remember I heard from Epstein Island there were seven year olds there
Starting point is 00:26:46 I'm just wondering but I'm saying that's my hot take um cause I watched the whole Epstein thing and I see five year olds there and
Starting point is 00:27:01 and when you say pedophilia ring, that's what you assume. Pedophilia, by the way, is a thing. I think a pedophile would fuck a 20 year old if you look like you're 5 or something. Then TLC gives a show to somebody about what she looks like. She's fucking 10. One of the way I heard she did the biggest porn star ever, oddly. Is 14 where you're at. God damn, what? Pedophile is children. So it's an Epstein thing, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Unraised girls. But he dealt with a bunch of Europeans, like Prince Andrew. And shit. Now, I don't think what they did was when they fucked up before they were there, but... Well, acting like Estine Island children are fucked, were children fucked there? Um, I don't believe so. I don't believe they're into children. Because that's pedophiles.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Pedophiles don't want to fuck a child so odd shit so young hot chicks he probably was in a probably had a small dick and I want to break her hymen he's probably in I want to break her hymen. He's probably had a lot of work and hymen shit.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Well, I've never heard any accusations of there's a 10-year-old there. I've never heard that with Epstein. So, technically, look at my state, 16. Look at my state. Okay. Do we class, now the whole politics and conspiracy behind it might be real, knowing the laws and shit, and they did all that, but I'm just saying, was he really a pedophile if he fucked a 14 or 15 year old? No. If you fuck
Starting point is 00:29:55 a 15 year old and you're 60 like him, you should be arrested. You'll be arrested in pedophilia but you're not a pedophile a 15 year old girl is a woman
Starting point is 00:30:15 nature wise they make it sound like children but I've I've looked for I've seen no children associated with this Epstein thing. No. Person who never reached puberty
Starting point is 00:30:38 that Epstein's I haven't seen it. No. No, this is fucked up what he's doing. Yes. I guess. I don't know. It's not. The Clintons.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Can you get crazy with facts? Do you actually think. Brian, do you find facts to be hate speech? Do you think Hillary Clinton and her daughter. Yeah. Get on their knees or whatever and worship Satan? Yes. You think that they actually worship Satan? Well, Brian, I think they worship the fallen angels. Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And who are those fallen angels? The angels cast out of heaven by God because they tried to be God. If you said they were atheists, I would go, I believe that. What? No. If you said they were liberal Northeastern atheists who don't go to church i'd say yeah no to say that they are satan worshiping thank you yeah i was just testing this sound yeah but but you don't really think that they're a they know they worship the fallen angels cast out of heaven by god trapped here
Starting point is 00:31:44 to make a realm of consequences. Now, could you give me, and I just want, and I'm asking. Yeah. If you could give me. Yeah. And it's not a shred. Yeah. You know what you, when you start.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Brian, you know what this is? The watchers. You know what this is? The watchers. The watchers. I understand. That's the watchers, Brian. Sam.
Starting point is 00:32:01 It's called the watchers. Sam. The fallen angels from God. But Sam, let me get you. Sam, shall we Watson the fallen angels from God, but Sam let me get Rogan and experience no growth you loser You aren't fucking Rogan He didn't want on episode and he experienced no growth Because you said
Starting point is 00:32:26 this retarded grifter shit. I get it. You know you're not funny and you're not going to be as a comedian so I'm going to go conspiracy people.
Starting point is 00:32:36 The earth might be flat. I get it. Get out of Hollywood for a sec. That's the farcic from Hollywood. You've been here a long time and you're good at fiction.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Now listen. Okay. So when you're in the wild now listen okay let me let me so when you're in the wild and i know a couple things about being in the wild when i want to start a fire i start with a strand of like the driest tiniest piece of yeah it's not even wood it's like it's like a shaving yeah it's a shaving that you you can't even hold because even a small wind will blow it away yeah i'm looking for that much evidence. It just wants a little kindling. Yeah, I want a tiny piece of killa Just a lot of your evidence
Starting point is 00:33:14 The anyone, you know who you don't like in government from the Clintons to Podesta. So it's so actual Satan Yeah, it's called it's called fucking Black Cube of Saturn. It's all the same, brother. I'm sorry, it's the Black Cube of Saturn. Are they all part of it? Oh, yeah. They're all part of the Black Cube. Does this come from... I saw a rock band tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:33:36 and we're called Black Cube of Saturn. I saw a rock band tomorrow. I can't sing a answer it nor can use but we started a band called the Black Cube of Saturn that's an amazing band name and uh
Starting point is 00:33:58 does this come from the ex-Massad agents who started a company called Black Cube oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah. You mean Nick Kroll's dad's place, right? Is that what you're talking about? Nick Kroll's dad's place? Oh, yeah. He runs a privatized Massad agency who happened to have
Starting point is 00:34:14 an office in the towers. Do you know that? Yeah, nobody showed up to work that day. Kind of crazy. I don't believe that. You don't believe that? I don't believe that I don't believe Brian what have I said on here that's really a lie have I ever came in here and said some lies well Sam you are you are a lot of times no no no don't do that you're in fantasy land get off the bell. Keep the bell right here, you son of a bitch. Sam, take back that you believe the government is run by Satan-worshipping pedophiles. I believe the government is run by Satan-worship pedophiles.
Starting point is 00:34:57 And that's how they control you. They control you through sex, bro. Okay. Through sex. And it could be banging Chinese spies like fucking... So you believe that? Yeah, sex, I think, has been used as a way... Homosexual sex.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Yeah. Whatever it might be. I do think that if the Mossad found out you were a pedophile and they had evidence, they would hold it over your head. Well, they would hold it over you if they felt that you had a purpose, that you filled the need for that yes yes yeah and I do think that foreign entities whether they're massage Or an Epstein Then playing Well, they did show that one massage pick we know they cared
Starting point is 00:35:58 I'm doing Brian can I ask you? Yeah, is it of your belief that Ronald Reagan had a pedophile scandal while he was in the White House? Do you believe that? Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan. I do not believe that Ronald Reagan. You don't believe that Ronald Reagan.
Starting point is 00:36:17 In any way was a pedophile. Do you think Ronald Reagan? Okay. Are you saying Ronald Reagan? No, no. I'm saying George Bush Sr. Now, they're saying pedophile as a 16-year-old. I'm saying George Bush Sr. Now, there's no pedophile of a 16-year-old.
Starting point is 00:36:28 That's how I agree with it. Was a pedophile? Yes, had direct links to the Lincoln scandal. Yes. Okay. And they had busted boy hookers in the White House. Oh, really, Brian? The problem with all this is that there are scholars that really, really
Starting point is 00:36:44 study presidents. And who are they? Where do they work at? They're all that there are scholars that really, really study presidency. And who are they? Where do they work at? They're all very reputable scholars. Where do they work at, Brian? That study and live there. Where do they work at? No, they're real scholars.
Starting point is 00:36:53 They're academics. Okay. And you cannot find, ready? And you cannot find any of that literature. All right. You know what you're a lot like? It's very interesting. What?
Starting point is 00:37:03 We have these far left extremists who don't believe in category. And what they try to do is say things like, there is no such thing as biological sex. Hey, will you look up... I already found it. Okay, show it. Will you show Brian real quick? They say there's no such thing as biological sex.
Starting point is 00:37:16 They say there's no such thing. Will you show them real quick? You're the same guy who just... Brian, will you see the George Bush, Ronald Reagan, boy hooker scandal? Please. Stop ringing the bell. I haven't rang it yet.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Here we go. Hold on, dude. There's actual articles about it. Please don't go to weird fucking Tumblr. Found it. Franklin scandal. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:40 But no. Yeah. Okay. Please go. Hey, you're sabotaging me right now by going to somebody with a 1985 website. Go and put in boy hulkers scandal website. That's all you're going to find. No, you're not, Brian. You can't go to.
Starting point is 00:37:59 You're sabotaging me. You can't go to. The government is run by pedophiles and satanworshippers.com. You can't do that because you're going to me. You can't go to the government is run by pedophiles and satanworshippers.com. You can't do that because you're going to have Brian, it's literally it's connected to the Franklin scandal.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Sam, 191 episodes in and you just are so weak on evidence. Brian, I'm not. I just wish you were weak on evidence. You just paid this guy to throw the fight. What? You totally did.
Starting point is 00:38:25 What do you want? There's actual news articles which state that they busted underage boy hookers in the White House. So there are boys who are underage who are, what are they, like runaways and they're 15 and they make money? No, they were kidnapped, Brian. So they were brought into the White House. And some of them do it. And some run away. And a torn shirt no the stain no and and a dirty mouth and they just brought them in there so have you ever seen where we're gonna give you apple pie yeah here we go there we go there we go let me see can i Can I read it? Can you bring it up?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Brian, will you do me a favor? Will you do me a favor? Yeah. Will you hold up the bell so I can ring it? Because my hands just, I don't want to do any work. It's on Wikipedia. It's really poorly formatted. So if you wouldn't mind, can I just read it from my computer?
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yes. The 1983 congressional page sex scandal was a political scandal involving members of the united states house of representatives um the health ethics committee recommended that representative dan crane and gary studs be reprimanded for having engaged in sexual relationships with minas specifically 17 17-year-old congressional pages, though at least some of the sexual contact... I'm telling you, tell me your knowledge. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I don't know how to say it. I don't know, I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna go home. I don't know, I'm gonna go to the skies. I was playing an actual game. I did everything I could both times. Little things, she was 17 or something, like I said, I big the house is.
Starting point is 00:40:48 It's 15 years old. I'm not lying. All the time you've always done that. The fact was not criminal. The age of consent in Washington, D.C., by the way, is 16 years old. I mean, they're going to speak the age of consent. Like, what are, as teenagers, when you're fucked with a man, when you're fucked with a woman, uh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Damn, 16. Of course it is. The committee felt... damn 16 the committee felt so you had gay men fucking 17 year old gay pages no and there were
Starting point is 00:41:33 there were underage hooker tours Milo go ahead move them when you can get them all is the gay dudes. Of course, what are of course, the hand of the gay dudes. And the gay dudes, that a gay dude's problem. Because you're a gay dude in high school, you can't hook up with any other dude.
Starting point is 00:42:14 You can't hook up with any other dude. And you're a fucking loner for all of your life. In high school! school. Okay. I wish you know it. And this is the thing about law, I don't want to see it, so. I, you could put this in law. But this Epstein thing, I want to see one child that keeps using the Epstein name. I don't know. I hate Essie. I get it. I used to hate Essie. And Prince Andrew. Fuck that. Hot 16 over there.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Uh yeah, anything pedophilia now. I am pedophilia. What you gonna do, try to fuck a child or something? Nothing that's pedophilia. I just don't understand. There's nothing that people need. I don't understand. I mean, you know what's good about it, you know what? I'm going to find out my fault dude I'm gonna do your work right now some dude who fucks a chick who's on 15, the body, but in every other country they're in, You smell that. Pitifully, uh, means you want to fuck a child. I look at them and they're all
Starting point is 00:45:10 moaning. You don't want to fuck a hot 15 year old. What would my uncle hot take? Make him print Angie or reprieve? Do I do that? I think I'll do that on a date. And I'm only watching one thing or the other.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I don't think anything about Reprieve. She was 17, wasn't she? Look at, in human existence, there are kids at 12. What the... What? I... What was wrong? ... ... ... ...
Starting point is 00:46:24 ... I'm wondering about, now that I'm honestly not seeing it at all. Can you imagine me in that problem? When I was 16, all that I did was watch this. Geographer, early ages. I'm all over again. Epstein Island. I see no children on there. I seen 17 year old thing. And this is all I take. Epstein is a pedophile.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I'm a damn fucking kid. Epstein was a pedophile. I mean, fuck a kid and you fucked a 15-year-old or she was hot. Like, like, and I don't know how to think, um, yeah, but technically, they're underage.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Their bodies and their titties are amazing, and I was stuck on them, I fucking never thought, like, you're an eight year old like you know the difference between what a pedophile these guys saying pedophiles
Starting point is 00:48:40 want to fuck kids I just thought Epstein was kids. I just thought F-steam was on that. I didn't F-steam anything. The hot 17 year old said, two months before a driver and then a new hit on me. I was 17, I was like, what? What? Yes, acting, you know. Acting, you know.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I'm not talking about that, really. I'm not... No, you think it, right? You built this into... You built this into a power shit. Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, it's not... I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know. I got her just a few years ago. I was 14 or something like that. We all had some new profiles when profile into a fuck. Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:07 I'm 16 years old. I don't have any girls. I don't have any. This is a question. I'm really not restaurant, so... I'm in a restaurant. I always say to you, Megan, I'm not trying to get into this conversation.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It's a great deal. Yeah, I know. It's a in the... I really did suck that time. I only did suck that time, and I don't think it was myself. Now, the early... Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:15 But when you're a pedophile, you have to be a pedophile. Pedophiles are some fucking teenagers, alright? They're nameless. They're all, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's all I'm some, two members of Congress. Yeah. Two members of Congress. No, you're going to get that sex with their underage pages and there was consensual sex between them uh it is not evidence that the government it was a giant scandal 1983 is not evidence that the government's run by satan
Starting point is 00:52:20 i'm gonna find this in two seconds I found it on the Liberty Beacon I can't find this and the Liberty Beacon by the way is pretty conservative how about this how about this homosexual
Starting point is 00:52:34 child prostitute rings I'm looking at it everywhere Washington Point the relative I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. This is how I fucking understand why I'm so scared. This is what a funny, funny, funny person is like. You're gonna do a role that you don't wanna do nothing.
Starting point is 00:53:00 You're just sad that you can't vote for not being funny, when you're not really funny. You're on Rogan. He did an episode of it. Rogan did an episode of it, you faggot. You're on Rogan. You know what I mean? Cool. To the Charmed Life. to the charm life okay where we go i mean it's everywhere i have it's everywhere in march of 1980 1986 a boy youth interviewed washington penn the very detailed her allegations regarding boys
Starting point is 00:53:42 the franklin scandal and the child sex ring that reached George Bush. Look at this. Look at this, you fucking folks. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. I have it up. The first website I did purposefully bring up
Starting point is 00:53:56 because it looked like it was from 1992. Yeah. Right there it is, Brian. There are people. The Times confirmed that Mr. Seuss arranged for at least four midnight tours of the White House, which included a 15-year-old boy. Yeah, Sam. Brian, Brian, Brian.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I can keep going with incidents of pedophilia in the world okay but brian find it okay yeah yeah there are adults unfortunately how many people does hillary clinton have to be associated with that are fucking pedophiles? That is not. That correlation is not causation. One of the things I want you to do is go back to school and study the difference between correlation and causation. Explain it to me. Oh, by the way, real quick, Brian, let me ring the bell real quick. Let me ring the bell.
Starting point is 00:55:18 No, no, no, no, no, no. No. You're not allowed to ring that bell. That is a cast iron Japanese bell, which I spent $400 on. Now listen, way too much money. And when I gave it to my wife, she goes, what the fuck is this? And I was like, never mind. There was a purpose, Brian.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Do you understand that's the universe? Sometimes you want a goal in life, and then it doesn't happen. You think, oh, why has thou forsaken me? No, there's a plan. You're right. That plan was for that bell to be rung by me multiple times every episode. But Sam, again,
Starting point is 00:55:49 you can't take something from 1983. Okay. When I was, and I'm 55. When I was... Exactly 16 years old okay rogan the episode with you you got nothing from it you and your rogan another clip happened Nothing from it. You and Joe Rogan. And then a clip happened.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Now I'm... And then a clip happened. There's his return. You were... I was 16 and you got diddled by George Bush there were some examples
Starting point is 00:56:51 of government officials took advantage of their power to have sex or at least that was the that
Starting point is 00:56:58 behind the scenes you know he's a I mean, it's behind the scenes. He's affecting people behind the scenes. Maybe the fat ugly loser baby mama he has stopping the real mom of their actual children from doing her thing. And then at LA courts and they're not about it. This fucking loser asshole, like he's going on about it. They're going to have a worse thing, you faggot.
Starting point is 00:57:48 You're not rich or famous any on your again I know and get the custody baby mom you fucking he won't die inside you. That was the... That's what they said. To have sex with young people. Yeah. So they were probably 30 and they had sex with somebody who was 17. At the time it was legal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:13 It was gay sex. Yeah. And that was... Generally the mom draws this trying to just take her kids. This faggot. Because it ended up hauntin', gorilla faggot. A rich kid, and they haunt in L.A.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And she don't know how to leave L.A. No longer off-screen, they're all being around kids. And they're in L.. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course not. This is really... They're going to be... Yeah... Ugh. You fucking...
Starting point is 00:58:59 Claw. They're on time. Let me know. No, I'm not. I don't know. Yeah, we're in jail. Listen, I'm gonna write that down. I don't know if I really care. Maybe I don't know. I'm excited. I'm not over it even though I'm really not the right person. I'm just an old one.
Starting point is 00:59:54 If I'm not the right person, then I'm not the right person. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:12 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:20 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Are you sorry? I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
Starting point is 01:00:44 That was a... Well, that was a well that was used as a political thing so but that that is not to say that there is uh there are there's this rampant Satan-worshipping pedophile ring that is controlling the strings. Brian, 100% Why is that camera off? I need my camera. I'm aware that you need your camera. These cameras are plugged into power at all times. Despite that, they still turn off.
Starting point is 01:01:21 So I have to get a new camera then? Thankfully, we have a backup camera. I know, but why don't we to get a new camera then thankfully we have a backup camera i know why don't we just get a new camera because the the cameras are expensive i don't care i don't want that happening it's going to i'm going to turn it back on in a short while i know but i want to get cameras that don't do that so let me know and then we will buy cameras you're 100% right don't do that dumb shit you're 100 this is a professional set you're right i mean that's that's generous that's generous what else we got okay so speaking of the instruments and weapons that the very real satanic pedophile cult uses thank you god i love winning. Among them is witchcraft.
Starting point is 01:02:06 There we go. This is super interesting, bro. Oh, my God. Right? Alleging extreme witchcraft. Oh, dude, Beyonce is a witch. Don't be wrong. And this is a point.
Starting point is 01:02:49 I don't think you're supposed to... You could have did a thing, could have made a point, but no, you're just grifting all the women out of their money or pension. And that's why you got not anything, you honor women, nothing on that. Or anything else, I don't know. I don't know if I heard it. I don't know if you knew it.
Starting point is 01:03:25 You bombs in a horn. Cause you knew you weren't really that funny. And he went full conspiracy cause he knew it wasn't really that funny. He knew that I was funny. He's not making it this way But she even though he's gonna order top 100 money could you possibly than a thousand bucks a month. If you're lucky, and you're gonna get $12.80 back.
Starting point is 01:04:16 I think that is an honor. Sam Tripoli was a funny guy. He was a funny guy. He did the interesting shit. But Stan didn't take it off and then he went in the phone. That's a big conspiracy fucking job and that's how I'm making the money. Not to stand around and they went into how many money saying the fucking Earth and Sun is flat. And he grifted. Just fucking sad. Ugh, I'm really disappointed in my life right now. That was a little bit disappointing when I was in Charlotte. He was a funny guy.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Why did I want to send him to Indian?'t make it instead of counting inside the graph. And uh, continue to uh... Huh. This one what? I think it's fine. And... Oh, my food says delivered. Oh, I gotta do,
Starting point is 01:06:12 just gonna check the kids and the men. I ain't gonna go all night, no, I don't wanna eat. No, I'm done with all that, I'm just going all night. You know, and then... I brought anything else I want, sure. And... I don't remember, nobody cared. Nobody cared.
Starting point is 01:06:54 I'm not fine, I gotta. I gotta shit the damn. Mmm. I'm not in a real life check-in channel, because I have Dunny. And I'm not on to check my channel because I'm done eating. I want to eat. I'm just going to eat. I don't want to eat. I don't want to eat. I don't want to eat. I don't want to eat.
Starting point is 01:07:41 I don't want to eat. Who are these people that go to shop shows? People who accepted free tickets. That's who those people are. To a non-sold out show. To listen to Dummy Bomb. But yo, Aaron Rodgers is done. See, the cliff theory was correct.
Starting point is 01:08:10 It's just that Tom Brady is Tom Brady and he exceeded it. Aaron Rodgers fell off that fucking cliff and my God, that nigga stinks. You're getting tired of it already? I didn't like the whole Ben obsessed with Eden thing at the beginning. But now that bitch had the sapphire why doesn't anyone just kill that bitch right away with the sapphire stone I think
Starting point is 01:08:50 she still has it and now she's doing lava pits and shit like they're gonna get in some epic shit in this last season the fifth season that's gonna be after this fourth one but you've been watching Manifest so you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:09:07 It's a great show to watch, though. Just a heads up. But, yo, that nigga Aaron Rodgers is washed. They're done. Tom Brady won today. Although his receivers were dropping everything.
Starting point is 01:09:38 You think this is water? You think this is agua? Continue to think that. Don't ever call me Mutt Man ever again. Although I kind of sound like a superhero. Even Lil Wayne put rest in peace to this season. We should have gotten rid of 12 before this to this season. We should have gotten rid of 12 before this season. Yeah, you should have gotten rid of Aaron Rodgers. Okay, I have to say this just real quick because I put it in the title
Starting point is 01:10:14 of the stream. So, Kathy Griffin got banned off of Twitter. Right? For impersonating Elon Musk. And Elon Musk, he put out this tweet. He put out this tweet
Starting point is 01:10:45 going forward any twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying parody will be permanently suspended and then he put previously we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning. This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue. Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark. No exceptions. That's extremely gay. You banned Kathy Griffin.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Just for impersonating you. That's an extremely gay thing to do. Banning people and suspending people is the gayest thing anybody could ever do. I get it. We hate Kathy Griffin. She has TDS and horribly unfunny and she's annoying. But don't
Starting point is 01:11:52 ban her. That's so dumb. And by the way, why don't you bang Count Dacula who did that with Trump Count Dacula switched his Twitter name to Donald J. Trump and said I'm back and I'm here
Starting point is 01:12:17 and was doing that whole thing last week and being him you only did it when she did it when she did it to you. That's kind of gay. It's kind of dumb. So, what is this new... So, like,
Starting point is 01:12:34 on tomorrow, can I... If I pay, I get the blue checkmark? If that's what's happening? Now, I will do it, but doesn't it kind of make it irrelevant if anyone can just pay to do it? That's the point uh nope I still haven't seen nope what is nope
Starting point is 01:13:11 are you aware that your chick spits all over my dick yeah that your chick spits all over my dick. Yeah. It dramatically helps with bots. What does? What helps with bots? Okay, whatever.
Starting point is 01:13:46 But yeah, that's all I had to say about that. Extremely gay. To permanently ban Kathy Griffin just from impersonating you, Elon. Your social credit score to your bank account? Oh, that's so gonna come, isn't it, too? I was about to say, it's Nope. What's it, Get Out Guys, UFO movie.
Starting point is 01:14:19 The UFO is an animal. Now, that dude, what's his name? Jordan Peele? He's on the exact trajectory of M. Night Shyamalan.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Great first movie. Second good movie. Third movie about a UFO. He's on the M. Night Shyamalan trajectory. So I'd assume, although I kind of like Signs, although I realize Signs is a shit movie. But sometimes I like shit movies that I know are shit, but I just like them anyway. I know Signs is a shit movie. But sometimes I like shit movies that I know are shit, but I just like them anyway.
Starting point is 01:15:09 I know Signs is a shit movie, but I kind of like it. But this nigga is on like the same trajectory as M. Night. He's the new M. Night Shyamalan. He's the new M. Night Shyamalan. I didn't even see that Candyman, because Joe Budden, when Joe Budden goes, nigga, don't even waste your time, I heed that call, I seen the original Candyman, so I couldn't imagine seeing a new Candyman, and Joe Budden's so Button so I did a video about it on the old channel hopefully I get back after this lawsuit um
Starting point is 01:15:49 Signs was great to me I get how it's a dumb retarded movie though like to me Signs is great but um I get why it's
Starting point is 01:16:06 a shit-panned movie. There's some movies, though, that I like that I don't get that are shit-panned, like Waterworld or Wild Wild West with Will Smith. That is a great movie, Wild Wild West with Will Smith.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Some of the funniest racial humor you'll ever hear in a movie I still say to this day I haven't seen it even in the king's age signs suck now what was worse signs
Starting point is 01:16:41 or war of the worlds I would say signs, though. You can't invade a planet made of water and where it rains and then that's what kills you. At least in World of Worlds, the remake, wasn't it some germs that killed them or something? Like the aliens, I guess, couldn't see germs. But an alien invading a planet, mostly of the thing that kill you, makes no sense. Unbreakable was good.
Starting point is 01:17:18 The second one he made, which tied into Unbreakable. That was kind of genius. What was it? What's his name? The dude who calls himself The Horde. The third one was such a heaping piece of shit. He
Starting point is 01:17:37 fucked that up too. He fucked that up. We had Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson and the dude in the same movie. Split was good. The tie-in at the end was amazing. The third movie, whoa.
Starting point is 01:17:58 What an incredible piece of shit. Brendan Schaub. See this faggot bomb What's up San Antonio? What's up San Antonio? F*** you with the Kanye, huh? I see I'm a fan of these current conditions. I'm a fan. Jesus, not that we want to kick off a show. Did David Lucas just offend everybody in the Friday Night Live?
Starting point is 01:18:55 Did he offend everybody? What the fuck is David Lucas doing opening for this fucking guy right away? David Lucas is bigger than him. Is this George Floyd abortion jokes? I apologize. He's also the next Louis C.K., so we don't really know.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Oh, no, not like he's going to cancel. No, no, no. He's a great comic. He took it the wrong way. Touchy tonight, San Antonio. Late show. Touchy tonight, San Antonio. Late show. Touchy tonight. There's empty chairs
Starting point is 01:19:34 and they're right up against the stage. This is a club gig. This dude's at a table by himself with empty chairs right up against the stage. What's up, San Antonio? Empty chair, empty chair, empty chair. F*** you, the Kanye, huh? I see I'm a fan of these current conditions. I'm a fan. Jesus, not that we don't care.
Starting point is 01:20:14 He looks like a retard, by the way. He's dressed like a retard and looks like a retard. Why is your hat neon? What? Why is your hat neon? I apologize. He's also the next Louis C.K. So you already know. Oh, no, not like he's going to cancel. No, no, no. He's a great comic. He took you the wrong way. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Touchy tonight, San Antonio. Late show. By the way, if this cocksucker cancels Rhode Island, because I brought out most of the fucking tickets. If this cocksucker cancels Rhode Island... Because I bought out most of the fucking tickets. Oh, I will make your Providence show a sold-out show, motherfucker. You better show the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Went harder than Tropic Thunder. Life would only change if I... I'm not threatening anyone at all. But your tickets for the Rhode Island show, because of me, will be sold out. You better show the fuck up here. You best come to Providence. Oh, well. Oh, well.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I'm going to check this out. Once again, talk about the quitting. Life would only change if I got sold whatever thing. My life would only change. I wouldn't fly commercial. I hate TSA.
Starting point is 01:22:00 I hate the airport. I get it. We're being really, really. Is this nigga insane? Life would only change if I got like sold whatever thing. Boy, my life would only change. How would it change? You spend money, daddy's money doing it.
Starting point is 01:22:26 I wouldn't fly commercial. Well, look. I hate you. You can't afford commercial if you're so thick, boy. You get 20 bucks. Your thing costs money. Sold it to who? Who would you sell it to?
Starting point is 01:22:44 What the fuck would he sell it to and to whom? The name? Um, the staff? The property? What, what, where do I sell it to? To who? And to what? To do what? What the fuck? But it's in his mind. He wishes he could sell it. Because he's using daddy's money, but daddy's like, alright,
Starting point is 01:23:21 you're using my money, your brother's an even bigger loser. You're using my money, your brother's an even bigger loser, you're using my money too, Scott, we're paying some chink and some weirdo pedophile mark, dude, along here to be your friends, you get no views and you send no tickets, but you're still traveling and I'm paying for the flights and the itineraries. Oh my God, if you, so after who? What about Mark Harley?
Starting point is 01:24:05 Of course his last name is Harley. You can't say that to anyone! Kyle's the type of dad to pick his kids up and carry them around the house like an air... No! Kyle's the type of dad to... I'm the type of dad that tells my kids to go outside
Starting point is 01:24:27 and fucking play. They're just not allowed to in this day and age for some odd reason. I have four kids. And they're always here. They're always around. They're always around. They're always in the house.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Now I was four of them and I get to play together, but... When I'm trying to get my dick sucked, I'm like, go outside and play. But you can't say that in this day and age. They're not allowed to in this day and age. I literally have a park behind me. Literally. Right behind me.
Starting point is 01:25:13 When you walk from my backyard across the street, there's literally a huge park. I'm not allowed to send my kids there by themselves. My 10-year-old's not allowed to go there. Nigga, my mom will kick me out at fucking 7.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Get the fuck out of here. They don't have bikes. I don't think kids are allowed to ride bikes in this day. Are they? Not one kid has asked for a bike. I don't even think they're allowed to ride bikes anymore. Are they, though? Why am I acting like it?
Starting point is 01:26:02 I'm not acting like Karen. What? They have bikes. Um. I don't do drugs. So. He looks like a young shocker. Now he looks like a 50 year old
Starting point is 01:26:20 fucking loser. Doing steroids and gets no pussy. And a creep. And you know his dick is only like three inches. That's why he never met a woman and he's a faggot. Who lives off of Brendan Schaub's dad's money.
Starting point is 01:26:41 Sven! I love to get Sven on here. Sven hates me. Because I call him Sven. He hates me because I call him Sven. Yeah, Sven, when he did the red bar, would never do that to me.
Starting point is 01:27:02 What time did I wake up? Six in the morning. Then had to get kids ready to go to school. Tom Brady win with 44 seconds remaining. Was it worth your dog's pussy? To be honest with you, I'm going back and forth on that. Look,
Starting point is 01:27:28 if Tom Brady, after he won the seventh Super Bowl, just right there, said, I retire, that's probably when he should have in the best end off. Selfishly, I like that he keeps playing. And maybe we'll get an eighth he lost his
Starting point is 01:27:48 wife but he's Tom Brady and she's Gisele Bündchen but he's been in that pussy mad times and that bitch is almost 40 I get his perspective
Starting point is 01:28:06 I'm not a stay at home mom you know it's a bad look naming yourself big fresh on YouTube. I did a bunch of Rumbleverse today. After trying to get it to work, you know what ended up working? I had to unplug my fucking Xbox
Starting point is 01:28:44 for 10 seconds, then plug it back in, game worked. I'll never get technology. Why that? I uninstalled and reinstalled the game 50 times, turned off my Xbox 50 times, turned on and unplugged it for 10 seconds, then plug it back in. Jesus. I'm a junkie? I don't do drugs. Giselle Bunchen's hot.
Starting point is 01:29:15 And I bet you she's a... She shags like a minx. But, uh... If you... You've been fucking her that long and you didn't get any pussy you want and you still want to play football I guess I get it
Starting point is 01:29:36 although like Tom Brady's dad said years ago he feared that Tom would have to be drug away from the game and I think that's what it is. Like, the nigga's never going to quit. If he can, he'll play to 55 and throw in eight interceptions and be like, I can still go out there. Because he doesn't know how to quit.
Starting point is 01:30:01 I think because this is what he does. And since he's the greatest ever, he's tasked with something. Meaning, you can't be Tom Brady, and I know he signed that deal. But you can't be Tom Brady, then go work as an analyst. Like, when you're the greatest ever, and you're done playing your sport, you have to go away and be mythical. Like Joe Montana, you just to go away and be mythical. Like Joe Montana, you just see popping up in commercials now.
Starting point is 01:30:29 You don't see him on the desk with Terry Bradshaw and all the ex-football. You don't see Michael Jordan hanging out with Shaq on the sign of that thing. No, when you're the greatest ever, you have to go away and be mythical. I always had thought Tom Brady
Starting point is 01:30:47 would have retired and then gotten into politics, but I guess politics ain't his bag or anything. So, but I think that's his biggest fear. As a twitch gamer twitch is a weird the twitch is a haves and a has nots like on youtube anybody can just make a living on twitch either you're a millionaire or you're nothing so like
Starting point is 01:31:27 on Twitch probably no but like there's nobody on Twitch who just makes like 60 grand a year there's a shit load of YouTubers who make 20 grand, 30 grand, 40 grand, 50 grand. Like all the grands.
Starting point is 01:31:51 Based on their channel size. And everything. Big or small. You can make a living on Twitch. Either you're a billionaire or nothing Giselle Buncha does not look transsexual she looks great for her age too the problem is it's the same fucking pussy you know niggas with same there's a reason why Arnold Schwarzenegger
Starting point is 01:32:35 fucked a fat ugly Mexican maid and came inside of her and had a baby not cause she was hot she was hot. She was just new pussy. And around. Men love new pussy.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Any new pussy. Did my Navy training help with gaming? No. No. Yeah, sky's the limit. That's the way you do it. But any new pussy. It's new pussy. it used to be a saying
Starting point is 01:33:27 growing up when your niggas would try and crack on you for fucking an ugly chick you would just go pussy's pussy now it's growing up but when you're with the same chick you'll fuck anything holly berry's husband cheated on her mad times.
Starting point is 01:33:45 With less hotter chicks than Holly Berry. Why? New pussy. Yes, you're either the Hatley's or Hassan. Exactly. You're the Hat Leaser Hassan. You're either huge or you're nothing.
Starting point is 01:34:23 It's a lot different on YouTube, though. What's in the plastic cup? A bunch of plastic. But, alright. Enough of talking to yous. Sup? Chin sup chin who's brendan shaw's producer and is chinese
Starting point is 01:34:57 he has more chins than a chinese facebook got married a Chinese Facebook. Got married. I'm sure to a Chinese woman because he has a small Chinese peepee. Not to a white woman. And guess who wasn't at the wedding? Oh, you guessed it.
Starting point is 01:35:27 Oh, Brian Callen's wedding my bad it was at Brian Callen's wedding and guess who wasn't at the wedding Brendan Schaub couldn't go to Brian Callen's wedding cause he did a shit gig in which they gave away free tickets Couldn't go to Brian Callen's wedding. Because he did a shit gig in which they gave away free tickets.
Starting point is 01:35:51 And didn't sell out anyway. A club gig. That's kind of fucked up. That's kind of really fucked up. All to do that club gig, my guy. You gonna go to Callan's wedding?
Starting point is 01:36:20 Yeah, I just said it was Callan stupid these are odd things that wear to a wedding that Callan's brother by the way, that woman, she married an accused rapist. But yeah. By the way, Chin, what a thing to wear to a wedding. By the way, what a thing to wear to your own wedding, Callan. That's a CFR money, by the way. But Brendan Shaw was doing a gig in which they gave away free tickets and didn't sell any of it out and bombed.
Starting point is 01:37:25 Wow. which they gave away free tickets and didn't sell any of it out and bombed. Wow. Now he didn't get a young bitch. He immediately knocked her up too. not only did he get a young bitch he immediately knocked her up too at 50 whatever years old he is that shit's nuts I have
Starting point is 01:37:55 four kids now I can maybe imagining having another kid not at fucking 50, though. Like, if I ever had another kid, it would have to be before I was 40. And I'm 37. And Dez can't have kids anymore.
Starting point is 01:38:23 So, like, if me and Dez broke up and I got hooked up with a new chick, maybe I could have a kid. It would depend what that bitch's job was. You're going to be some no-job-having-ass like Dez. But, uh... At 50, son, having a kid? That's nuts. I look 50?
Starting point is 01:38:58 Nigga, I look like I'm fucking 20. When I go to the liquor store, they still card me. What are you talking about? My track record with kids is great. My daughter is in the honor students program. You're watching my job, homo. And you might be watching from your job of flipping burgers or whatever. What does Des do all day?
Starting point is 01:39:47 Look after four kids. She tried to say that's her job. Is it? Do I earn a lot from YouTube? I earn so much I'm being sued by Brendan Schaub. That's how much I earn. I earn so much Joe Rogan's friend a millionaire celebrity
Starting point is 01:40:18 is suing me. That's how much I make. But yeah! I want to get into the Kumia thing. Kumia not only trashed Howard Stern, he trashed Bill Burr again. Oh, he's still so pissed at Bill. Because as we learned months ago, Bill Burr met with Anthony in a bar or something, or a restaurant, and said, dude, I like you, but professionally, I can never work with you ever again or be on your show or anything. And Kumi has just trashed Burr and his black wife non-stop since. And it's been hilarious to me. And he did it again today
Starting point is 01:41:10 with Josh Denny. I'm pretty sure Red Bar is probably going to do something on this. Answer the internet. Ever smoke ops? I was in the military 7 30 p.m it is uh just over the hudson river right there in new jersey um by the meadowlands at the meadowland no it's actually at the Meadowlands. We'll get people thinking it's at the Meadowlands. Be like, oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:41:49 Yeah, I'm a millionaire celebrity. Your show, of course, next week tonight is available on Censored TV. Since we're talking about comedy and comics, have you seen any of Burr's stuff of late, Bill Burr?
Starting point is 01:42:06 I've seen a lot of these interviews he's doing where it's almost like he's trying to launder his image a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Is that what we're talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah. A little bit. This is, he's sitting, he's talking about-
Starting point is 01:42:18 This new bearded bald Burr. Yeah, yes. Bearded Burr. Bearded Burr. Bearded bald Burr. Bearded Burr. Bearded bald Burr. He's talking about, who is he doing this? Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon.
Starting point is 01:42:33 He's with Tim Dillon. And Tim is just like, cannot get enough tongue up Burr's asshole. Oh, yeah. Can't fit enough of his tongue uppers asshole but oh yeah social life so you think he'd be good at it I don't rely by the way warning Josh Denny does not shut the fuck up nor is he funny and he interrupts a lot balls out balls on your fucking I get why he's a red bar fool. The bridge of your nose. So this is
Starting point is 01:43:09 Burr, and again, I want people, fans, that remember from many years ago, Burr being on the Onay show and sitting there with the likes of Patrice O'Neill and other comics that really could put some shit out there. Yes, there were
Starting point is 01:43:25 gay guys in the Navy, and nobody cared. There were dykes in the Navy, and nobody cared. I don't know who this is. I swear. When I was in before Obama, that don't ask, don't tell shit
Starting point is 01:43:43 was bullshit. There were gay people there who told people they were gay. They didn't get kicked out for being gay. Don't know who this is. If it's a clip, I think it is. I feel the same way. Better than overall? No, that's a sliding scale. It's all like aspects of it were better.
Starting point is 01:44:03 I think it was better that you weren't staring at screens all the time. I think it's a better time now for artists. I think it's a better time now for people who aren't. First of all, pause real quick. Who sits like that? I know that's kind of a little petty thing to even talk about. But, dude, that is like, it's like, yeah. Let me pontificate.
Starting point is 01:44:30 It's very self-indulgent. Oh, God. I end up in chairs like that because like Bill, I'm Irish and I have no ass. Oh, is that? You just slide down. Slide, yeah. All right. Your ass is not.
Starting point is 01:44:43 Okay, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. There is that. That is part of it. Irish the benefit of the doubt. There is that. That is part of it. Irish ass benefit of the doubt. Okay. Mark White to be able to express what's really happening to them. Right. I think you got to rewind a little.
Starting point is 01:44:54 I think it was better that you weren't staring at screens all the time. By the way, all you niggas who are like Gisele Bündchen isn't hot anymore. Bill is married to a black lady the same age as him who was never really that hot she wasn't that bad looking but like he could be doing Bill Burr is so successful right now he could be fucking anything
Starting point is 01:45:18 he's just for her so obviously more men are going to look and shit. I think it's a better time. By the way, I just assumed Bill Burr also has a little white dick. And he's so proud he got a black woman. That's why he's loyal. Because he knows he can never please any other woman.
Starting point is 01:45:40 So he would never cheat on her or leave her. Now for artists, I think it's a better time now for people who aren't white to be able to express what's really happening to them. Right. Probably a worse time now for people in hate groups where they can kind of be like, hey, man, I didn't know you hated the same shit I did. You're up in Seattle. Right. Sleepless in Seattle meets the Klan. Like you kind of get that shit I did. You're up in Seattle. Sleepless in Seattle meets the Klan. You kind of get that shit going on.
Starting point is 01:46:06 I think it's just like, obviously the environment, we've kind of pushed it to the limit here. It feels like it's at the breaking point. I feel bad for young people now that they're kind of down to two seasons. It's either summer or winter, it kind of seems in a lot of places.
Starting point is 01:46:21 I think people are ignorant too where they're looking out at LA and out here being like, yeah, good luck. Like, dude, like, that's not going to slowly come your way. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming. Yeah. See, he almost seems to be contradicting himself.
Starting point is 01:46:34 First, I love that he plugged the tour. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. A bunch of alt-right guys go, you ain't the same shit as me. Yeah, yeah, that is really what we're doing. I just imagine what those kids could look like, Bill Burr, Nia Long. Not Nia Long, but his wife. Only because white dude, black chick, bad mix. Kids look goofy.
Starting point is 01:47:08 It's black dude, white chick. Those are the hot mulattos. White dude, black chick. I don't know. I don't know. But he then kind of contradicts himself like, oh, that shit that's happening in L.A. And then they go, well, it's going to creep out and get to you at some point.
Starting point is 01:47:31 Well, isn't that reinforcing? Because what's the problem in L.A.? Yeah. It's not white supremacist groups, motherfucker. It's not white hate groups and the Klan meets fucking whatever he said. It's Hispanic gangs and black gangs that are destroying LA as far as crime goes. The politicians are destroying it economically and whatnot. But so I just don't understand how he's saying,
Starting point is 01:47:58 well, it'll get to you eventually. Well, that's what people are complaining about, that you are calling hate groups at that point. The Great Replacement and all the other shit uh so he's contradicting himself there but burr has just become this whole yeah white people oh my dude white people oh this white woman like she's got anything to complain about really really because and? And by the way, isn't it so funny that everyone who's going after Ye right now is like, well, you've got to focus on individuals. Don't attack an entire group.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Oh, really? Like fucking white people are the problem with everything? Why don't you call out the individuals there, Bill, instead of just talking about white people being the prime people and then they got to bring up shit from literally hundreds if not thousands of years ago as far as uh you know when when the earth was kind of at the beginning of the game i was like oh we that's some nice land we want that let's kill everyone on it and and then as we kind of advanced and realized oh maybe that's not the
Starting point is 01:49:05 best thing to do uh and everyone had had their places that they had conquered uh then you know diplomacy kind of works a little better uh but they gotta bring up like white people are the only people europeans are the only people that that conquered other lands and by the way sorry sorry for being so advanced that white people were able to build ships that could go halfway around the fucking world sorry uh that they got somewhere and couldn't just turn around and go back because people were there you know it was like oh sorry oh oh there's people here yep pack up the ship guys turn it around we're gonna another another fucking year at sea
Starting point is 01:49:46 because, you know, there's someone here. That's not how it worked back then. It's also, the whole discussion of like white, the whole discussion of like white privilege in America or systemic, they love the systemic racism. You know, it goes back to the beginning. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:50:02 The beginning when lifetime slavery was signed into law because of a case that was brought to the beginning you didn't mean the beginning when lifetime slavery was signed into law because of a case that was brought to the court by a fucking black slave owner there you go anthony johnson right so before that slavery was contracts and then he said imagine his kids friends get one of this page they are everyone who was around me knows who I am they all love me and all their bitches want to fuck me this black man literally went into court and said as a Negro okay when you own one it's for life and they said
Starting point is 01:50:41 well if he says I live in Providence, Rhode Island, not Los Angeles. I'm with somebody amongst an entire state. There are the city of nobody. They all know me. Oh, man. It must be true. There it is into law.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Burr actually talked about that and said something. My kids' friends. My kids' friends. In the ghetto, where the baby mama cries all night because she can't afford to feed the baby, right? In the ghetto. In the ghetto. To the effect of uh so you know when white people are listening to black people talk about oppression and slavery don't pop up and say something like well black people enslaved
Starting point is 01:51:33 black people just do you know what your job is white people shut the fuck up and you're like what yeah that's what we're supposed to do shut shut up and listen. Shut up about, first of all, about facts. Right. So we could be shat upon and made out to be the worst things ever on earth. So what a culturally dismissive term. Like, everyone always talks about the importance of actual representation. Well, what is white? Because it's not really a thing. No, no. It's either Irish or Italian or all the other things you can see.
Starting point is 01:52:03 I guess what they try to mean is European. You know, the European... Yes, the Aaron Carter death. That crackhead weirdo. Continent where white people of very differing ethnic backgrounds made civilization. But to just have this concept of white sort of ignores the
Starting point is 01:52:29 actual lived history of Italian and Irish immigrants. We didn't show up and they go, oh, more whites, come on in. White people. They were just like, oh, other kinds of negros. Yeah, that's kind of what they thought too.
Starting point is 01:52:45 I'm in favor of bringing it back with the r in front of the a yeah yeah yeah you should go even further back into i like that a hard a nagras i think it's a hard soft a yeah it's negra yeah you look at uh gangs in new york i mean, that's... Irishman will do for... What was the line? The famous line. I'm sure they could pull the clip, but he's like, Irishman will do for a nickel
Starting point is 01:53:12 what a nigger will do for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. That was the... I mean, that was just... Watched a lot of movies, did you? All right, I'll return smashing and then we'll go better because you don't even think they heard what they heard it is gaslighting gaslighting yeah and it's and what's so crazy i have to be very careful during this episode too
Starting point is 01:53:40 because i was watching this and all him and dummyummy did was watch porn a bunch of it. So I'm trying to not have titties shown. And by the way, why journalists don't deserve their blue checks for free is because not a single one of you had the balls to go, I'm sorry, but that's the biggest crock of bullshit I've ever fucking heard in my life. You should be ashamed of yourself. They should haul you out of here in handcuffs and put
Starting point is 01:54:08 you in a hotbox in Calvin Candy's car in Candyland for that awful, negress, silver tongue. He told a story that wasn't true. Oh, man, Candyland. That is the most preposterous line
Starting point is 01:54:24 of bullshit I've ever seen somebody in politics try to spin. Oh, man, Canlan. That is the most preposterous line of bullshit I've ever seen somebody in politics try to spin. Oh, they're... I swear to God. If you've ever watched the Ninja Turtles cartoon from the 1990s, Chrissy Mayer looks like the Rat King. But they have to. They send her out there like cannon fodder.
Starting point is 01:54:48 Just like, hey, what am I supposed to say? He said we're getting rid of coal. We're getting fucking. He said it in Pennsylvania, a coal fucking state. Well, you know what? You got the job. Get the fuck out there. Say whatever you need to say to backpedal that fucking statement that the retard in charge just said.
Starting point is 01:55:09 We really fucked up not getting Alex Stein a White House press pass before he blew up. How great would it be if you'd be like, I'm sorry, but that's fucking retarded. You think he would have said something? Yeah. I'm sorry. That might be the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Oh, God. Unreal.
Starting point is 01:55:23 It's just un-fucking-believable that they lie like that to the point where it's not even a lie because we can't believe it. They're not faking us out or anything. A couple of more. I mean, how long before she starts saying things like, first of all, I find the question in its nature
Starting point is 01:55:41 to be racist, and I won't dignify it with a response. That's their move too. It's racist. It's white supremacy. Howard Stern has some opinions on the election. I have to run
Starting point is 01:55:57 downstairs really quick. Where are you going? I have to go meet Mike. Now before you shit on Howard Stern, I just want to hear about Now, before you shit on Howard Stern, let's really hear what Howard Stern actually said. Howard Stern said this. I'm going to discredite all of them. Everyone's just feeling really empowered to say whatever dumb fucking thing is on their brain. And then they go, oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:56:26 Come on, man. Give me a break. Come on. Free speech. Free speech. Hi, Hitler. Now, let's move on. Hi, Hitler.
Starting point is 01:56:36 You're a rocker. You said nigger. No lesbians. Hitler. Hitler threw the Jews in the ovens. Leave me alone. I just want to say things like that. I just want to say what I have to say. Everyone's full of ideas, old dummy. Some of these candidates that people are...
Starting point is 01:56:54 All right. If you're the number one defender, if you're not getting trending on Twitter, it's Howard Stern. All you lefties are fucked. Your guy, idiot, saying Howard Stern, who has no audience, nothing.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Where's your thing? He has no audience. The whole time about Herschel Walker. That is your... Oh! He's lost. I would assume. I don't want to enter politics or anything, I don't really want that. But the last thing is Howard Stern said, Howard, he has no audience.
Starting point is 01:57:52 Nothing. And then a guy who's trending? Whoa. You lefties are fucking those midterms. Are midterms. Are midterms important by the way? I'm just asking. Are they important?
Starting point is 01:58:18 I wrote about local politics. Are midterms important? I don't know if that's relevant, Howard Stern 100,000 100,000 100,000 100,000 Howard Stern by the way
Starting point is 01:58:40 who lives in Florida went to do an in-studio thing with Bruce right back to Florida, a Republican state. I believe my conspiracy is true about that faggot too. I do not believe he was ever vaccinated.
Starting point is 01:58:59 This nigga's always against science and medicine. Yeah, you had a car accident, backstroke, you know, it's all mind things. That was always hard, Stern. The other thing I thought was, I don't know, everyone else gets vaccines, so I don't have to be. You know, you should at least call a lawyer. Well, sort of. Actually, fucking Herschel Walker.
Starting point is 01:59:41 Holy fuck. They're saying he's going to win in Georgia. Are you fucking dummies? There's going to be, you know, and they always talk about another Civil War. Well, I think there is going to be one. I mean, how the fuck could you elect that guy? You got to be out of your fucking skull. I'm going to give you a game right now.
Starting point is 01:59:56 Here's a game, Robin. We'll see how good you are. I'm going to say Herschel Walker or Whack Packer. You tell me who said it. I got to say, I mean, are you fucking kidding me? I don't care what party, what you believe, what you think would be good for America. Would you really vote for this fucking? I don't know what the fuck he is.
Starting point is 02:00:16 I was going to say like mental case. I don't but I don't even know what that's fair to mental cases. I just don't know. All right. You're saying he's going to... Who the fuck would vote for Hershel Walker? Why is Hershel Walker a candidate?
Starting point is 02:00:41 I've seen Hershel Walker talk. But he's retarded. Who the fuck is with him? I don't know if it's funny, maybe it's funny at first, but who the fuck would vote for Hershel Walker? He's a fat guy who that I like against him.
Starting point is 02:01:08 Who the fuck would vote for him anyway? The state thing, like, nothing to do with the midterms. The midterms are in-state elections. They're not in their state. I don't know who he's facing. Maybe Herschel Walker is the only guy he's chasing
Starting point is 02:01:26 isn't he the Federman guy yeah he's running in that state though but I personally don't care cause I'm not in that fucking state what the fuck would I care who they vote for
Starting point is 02:01:41 their state specific issues they would have to vote on. Uh, but, I agree. Who the fuck would vote for Hershel Walker? Hershel Walker, why are you
Starting point is 02:01:57 a candidate? You weren't even that great a running back, to be honest with you. I never found Hershel Walker the greatest running back. Personally. Personally I never found Hershel Walker the greatest. Puke? Why puke? Do you know what I did for you cock lookers? What I?
Starting point is 02:02:29 I could have ended the stream and ordered food. But I continue to go on even though I know none of it. What appreciation happened though? All right. All right. All good. All right. Now, Koya is a response. Guest.
Starting point is 02:03:02 She's waiting at the bar. Go get her. Okay, okay, okay. Go get her. All good. All good. We love waiting at the bar. Go get her. Go get her. We love you, Chrissy. Yeah, this is Howard Stern's preserving democracy
Starting point is 02:03:19 is the only effing issue on the table in the midterms. Again, this is another fake. Like, for him to fall for this, it makes me lose any respect I did have for him. But he's lost that a long time ago, with a lot of his old-time fans especially. But it also makes me think he's just nuts,
Starting point is 02:03:41 and he's not intelligent. I thought at least he was kind of a smart guy. Preserving democracy. They say voting Republican this election is a vote against democracy. So you're literally telling people, unless you vote one party, that you're fucking up democracy. That is fucking up democracy. Not accepting authoritarianism is going to usher in a whole new authoritarianism.
Starting point is 02:04:07 A choice. Choices aren't democratic. You better vote for us or you're against democracy. That is the antithesis of democracy. I was in the water a long time ago. This is the most important election ever no it's not and they're going to say that every election
Starting point is 02:04:30 and they it does democracy you know the last thing is now it won't subvert democracy and they should and they've been doing
Starting point is 02:04:49 like you know the Republicans they can do this thing they can do this state laws well there's state laws not federal laws there should be state laws probably I don't know not federal laws. There should be state laws, probably.
Starting point is 02:05:06 I don't know, Jim. Doing this for years, these motherfuckers, and the past two years especially. They want to make it seem like... The thing is, I've had open border policies across all boards fucking with state laws and policies. So fuck yous.
Starting point is 02:05:39 And, oh, I can't really examine it. I don't really feel it right now I'd love to really examine right now these faggots who argue. This isn't really happening. What would happen? I don't depend on it anyway. If you vote for anyone but them, if you think differently than anyone but them, that you are against democracy. I want to sell a seat or debate me. anyone but them that you are against democracy which is discourse and speaking and debating
Starting point is 02:06:14 and having differing opinions especially in the government so they can check each other and whatnot. But their whole impression of democracy is you best vote for us or you're not for democracy and you're un-American and you're a Nazi and you're this. In and of itself what they're saying is
Starting point is 02:06:39 fascist and against democracy. Yeah, I mean that's entirely what they're about. And it's the same thing with like, you know, when Kanye brings up the point about like black genocide and it's like, you know, if black lives matter, then why are you so pro? It's like an inconvenient side of the argument. So they go, you know, we're, you know,
Starting point is 02:06:58 preserving democracy is about preserving a woman's right to choose. What if she chooses a Republican leader? Absolutely not. No, no, no. That's the opposite of democracy. You do not have the right to choose. What if she chooses a Republican leader? Absolutely not. No, no, no. That's the opposite of democracy. You do not have the right to choose that. By the way, the right thing is so fucking thrown around
Starting point is 02:07:14 and bastardized because, yes, you actually do have the right. It is a right to vote for whoever you want to vote for in an election. Abortion is not a right, vote for whoever you want to vote for in an election abortion is not a right never has been right uh and that is correct the second amount i just i commented on one of stupid um rosanna arquette's uh tweets she's like we are voting this this election is a vote for our rights. I was like, yeah, you don't want the First Amendment, the Second Amendment, the Fourth and Fifth, the Ninth and Tenth.
Starting point is 02:07:53 They don't want any of those rights. These are rights. Young and knowledge acts are rights. The right she's talking about is a right that's never been a right right the abortion right women's rights that's not a right and and they they talk about it like they know what the fuck they're talking about well where anywhere in our law is one citizen granted the authority to
Starting point is 02:08:19 make a determination to end the life of another citizen yeah where do we allow that anywhere else i don't think that's allowed. I don't think it should ever be in the Constitution. So why on earth is that the one that you should be allowed to have? And their answer is because of a woman's potential. A woman's right to... Abortion. Unless you're raped. I don't know. I'm gonna edit it. I don't know what I'm thinking right now. Abortion. Abortion.
Starting point is 02:08:48 Unless you're raped. Should be illegal. If you're raped, it should be legal. And that's why right-wing niggas are retarded, by the way. That's the issue with the right-wing. The woke right wing. We're just raped.
Starting point is 02:09:09 No. You right wing faggot. No. We're just raped. She's an abortion. And you just make the point it barely happened. Give up on that point. Why the right wing happened, give up on that point.
Starting point is 02:09:26 Why the right wing doesn't give up on that point? And the right it barely happens. Just concede that point. Just say, hey, she gets to get one. But no person will concede that point
Starting point is 02:09:44 because they're all faggots. Yeah, abortion should be illegal. It should be, by the way. Abortion should be illegal. Oh, chat. Oh, I can't agree. Abortion should be illegal. No one in here wants to be aborted.
Starting point is 02:10:15 So we have to agree abortion should be able to say that. What? This is an abortion. I don't want to hear an argument. This is not a civil abortion. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being.
Starting point is 02:10:43 I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like I'm a human being. I don't feel like hear an argument. I don't want to listen to an abortion. I don't personally, I don't personally cause it. The abortion is illegal unless you're raped. I don't know how to write it. If you're written as sex, I haven't written it. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest.
Starting point is 02:11:10 You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. Abortion. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. You're a rape incest. abortion. So, like, when I'm on abortion,
Starting point is 02:11:26 I do a rape or something. I'm just saying, abortion has had a real impact. I'm not gonna go for it for a second. That was me
Starting point is 02:11:44 saying, all right, no, abortion should be illegal. It's so easy for us to understand. What's all the ruckus? Hello. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. Um, Discord.
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