The Yewneek Pod - Anthony Cumia's cold war with Nia and Bill Burr! Brendan Schaub knows the science ??!?!?!?!!

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

Top Gun doesn't Stinnnk! Mark SuckerBot on Joe Rogan experience reaction. Brendan Schaub knows the science? Is he exposed over canceling his road gigs? Kill Tony comic gives Chris Delia a good reaming on stage. Anthonys war with Bill Burr continues. Bills comedy comes into question 

That rocks. irregardless then there's the black woman with the white dude it does not happen in real life it seems to only happen with proud boys yes some weird reason every time i see it i'm like wow you sure like commercials it is so out of the realm of reality and the reality of it when it does happen it's not hallie berry with fucking this guy's not that they're always very black look at Look at de Blasio's wife. Yeah, that's what you get Look at look Bill Burr. Sorry Bill Burr's wife is not attractive and I don't care what fucking color she is, right? It's just not I don't find her attractive Well, there's two things going at once here.

There's like, we've all been taught to think that we're all the same. And so, when I was growing up, black was, well, when we were growing up, black was very cool. Yeah. From the 70s with the Afros and the Black Panthers to rap and everything. So, everyone would be part of that. Yep. And that's why whites marry blacks in general. But then with commercials, it's different.

I think with commercials, it's like white women, they feel bad for black women. And they're like, give them a hunk. Give them some like hunk from the Netherlands. Oh, geez. And then I don't give a fuck what the kids are like. Yeah, look. Look, God bless. God bless. See you love each other.

Have a great life. I don't... I don't just... Sorry. And I'm sure Bill has never found my girls attractive. Whatever. But, you know, I just... It's a very rare thing you see. And every time I see a white dude with a black

chick, I have to imagine there's some type of parental animosity there. It's clear. And I think I've talked about it, or at least hinted to it, but I went out to L.A. to do Joe Rogan's show. And it was great.

You know, Rogan's fucking awesome. And he goes, look, I'm going to set something up with Bill Burr where you guys can sit down and talk. Because after the whole Times Square thing, his wife got like, don't even fucking talk to that guy. His fans. And, of course, the fans got on Bill for not backing me up. And I don't give a fuck if Bill got on or didn't get on and say, Hey, Anthony got fired. Fuck SiriusXM. Fuck him. I understand how it works.

I never expected anyone to come to my fucking defense for what happened at SiriusXM. Well, it would have been nice if OP maybe came along. Yeah, maybe OP. But other than that, I understand. People have their shit if OP maybe came out. Maybe OP. But other than that, I understand. People have their shit, their careers, their lives to live, whatever the fuck. I'm not the center of everyone's goddamn universe.

So because I didn't do that, well, the fans, because Bill didn't do that, the fans really gave his wife a lot of shit. And the race stuff came into it. But she got into the fray. So they're attacking Bill. She comes to Bill's defense. And then they, just like you get into a fight, the hyenas, they start going, fuck you, you end, blah, blah, blah. And it's fucking terrible.

I know my fans. They can be fucking awful to me. I don't fucking care. But Bill, then I was just persona non grata after that. That Bill would not talk to me i don't know but but bill then i was just persona non grata after that that bill would not talk to me i was not invited to patrice benefit i would not all that shit happened so so keith decides we're gonna be out in la bill's out there we'll we'll hook up at uh i think it was the troubadour one of those clubs out there. So he goes, you and Bill get together and just hash it out. Talk.

So I'm sitting there waiting at the table. He shows up a little late. Sits down. Very. It was one of the most uncomfortable sit down moments. Uncomfortable right now. I was so uncomfortable that I've ever had. So we go through the small talk.

Hey, remember? Is this a video? No, no, no. was so uncomfortable that i've ever had so we go through the small talk hey remember video remember no no no oh shit might be in the security cameras or something so we're just sitting there and we're hanging out and talking uh small talk very uncomfortable so he he goes look look i know you know what we're what we're talking about and everything and stuff he goes you know my wife didn't even want me to come here tonight to talk to you. Yeah, you shouldn't have. I shouldn't have. Both of you shouldn't have.

Both of us shouldn't have. I understand this. And the bottom line, he goes, look, it's the way things worked out and the way things happen. He goes, I just can't work with you professionally anymore. Just can't do it. Can't do anything with you professionally anymore just can't do it can't do anything with you professionally and then i'm just sitting there like okay promise yeah yeah yeah stamp no erases i was like sitting there going why did i just put myself through that

is there a shower here oh i know anyone have a shower with a strong loofah? Just wring your diaper out over your head. I was so fucking, like, degraded. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like... And there were a couple of instances before that

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apparently it was number one at the box office broke some records for an anime movie I was outside last night so boom how do you feel about that literally went outside last night

yes we know. Mark Zuckerberg on Joe Rogan. And everyone keeps passing this clip around of it. the election because of the hunter biden laptop story the new york post yeah so you guys censored that as well? So we took a different path than Twitter. I mean, basically the background here is the FBI, I think, basically came to us, some folks on our team. It was like, hey, just so you know, you should be on high alert. We thought that there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election. election we have it on notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump of of

that's similar to that so just be vigilant so our protocol is different from twitter's what twitter did is they said you can't share this at all um we didn't do that what we do is we have um if something's reported to us as potentially misinformation, important misinformation, we also, this third-party fact-checking program, because we don't want to be deciding what's true and false. And for the, I think it was five or seven days when it was basically being determined whether it was false, the distribution on Facebook was decreased, but people were still allowed to share it. So you could still share it.

You could still consume it. So when you say the distribution has decreased, how does that work? Basically, the ranking in News Feed was a little bit less. So fewer people saw it than would have otherwise. So it definitely... By what percentage? I don't know off the top of my head,

but it's meaningful. But I mean, but basically a Lot of people are still able to share it we got a lot of complaints that that was the case You know, obviously this is a hyper political issue So depending on what side of the political spectrum you either think we didn't censor it enough or censored it way too much But right, but we weren't sort of as black and white about it as Twitter. We just kind of thought, hey, look, if the FBI, which I still view as a legitimate institution in this country, it's a very professional law enforcement, they come to us and tell us that we need to be on guard about something, then I want to take that seriously. Did they specifically say you need to be on guard about that story?

No, I don't remember if it was that specifically, but it basically fit the pattern. Fit the pattern, you robot motherfucker Zuckerberg. Yeah, but I guess that's the big thing that came out of the Rogan interview with him. Two androids talking to each other. But we still have Shab

still lying can't take any fucking responsibility I was in the Navy for four years I can't imagine it Grandpa Monster I was in the Navy for four years. I can't imagine it, Grandpa Monster. I can.

I tell you how to make that announcement now because it's official. I have to cancel my theater show in Chicago. I heard. Wait, you're going to do a theater show for only 20 minutes i heard not from you but i heard and i correct me if i'm wrong that that theater required proof of vaccination even a and a booster what i was told a positive test was enough you have to have a vaccination card and an updated booster and it it's not the Den Theater's fault. It's my team's fault for not reviewing the contract and just saying, okay, we'll do it there

because we needed a place in FASC because the Tough Mudder's there on Saturday on the 27th and then I want to do stamp on the 26th because the rain team's there, Tough Mudder team's there, some honor people, all my people are there. So I want to do a show Friday night. So they found this with the quickness.

No one reviewed the contract. We didn't know. Look at this retard's fucking ears, by the way. That's fucking disgusting. Ugh. This badge of honor. My ears look like shit crap. How come I can't get into any movies?

Or a TV show? Because you got weirdo ears. You fucking retard looking motherfucker. And you sound retarded too. Ugh. Ten tickets. I believe that's five tickets too much. Than he could have sold. It required proof of funniness to this week we're getting all these emails and

jay was in monterey at the car show how bad do you think those mutineers fucking smell by the way can you imagine the gunk and how bad they smell. And usually Jay's on it, and we just didn't see it. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this place? And then Jay's like, dude, go to the website. Look at the COVID protocols. Now, to be fair, once I hit up Den Theater, like, let's see if we can get out of it for your show. Most people don't care now. I'm like, I care.

My audience cares. I'm not anti-vax, do what, you do whatever you feel comfortable with. But what I can't be part of is if it's forced upon people, then I'm out, especially in August of 2022, when we know the science now. Before I get it, everyone's scared, you're doing your thing. I guess that's the right thing to do, people feel safe.

August, summer 2022, what are we doing here? I've never even heard of it. No one assumed it either. Now, to be fair to the Den Theater, they're like, listen, we don't necessarily agree with it either. It's part of this theater. Overall, the theaters come together. We don't have the power.

They have a coalition. Yeah, that's what they're saying. So they're like, let's see if we can ask them if we can get out. It's too short of notice. So I went, love you guys. I'll definitely be back. But this, I can't be can get out. It's too short of notice. So I went, love you guys. I'll definitely be back. Yeah. But this,

I can't be part of it. It's hard. So now I'm doing a 30 minute spot on the 7.30 show at Laugh Factory Chicago. Okay. 7.30

and I'm also on the 9.30 show. So I close the shows out 7.30, 9.30. Okay. We'll have the ticket links up but just go to Laugh Factory Chicago. That's awesome.

What I was told... 20-minute gigs making no money. And selling no tickets at those either. You think his wife kisses them? If this were true, you wouldn't be talking about it so much. Like a homo.

Has ears like the orcs in Lord of the Rings. A positive test was enough. You have to have a vaccination card. their website just said you have to be vaccinated said nothing about a booster updated booster and it's not the den theater's fault it's my team's fault for not reviewing the contract and just to saying okay we'll do it there because we we needed a place in fast because i the tough mutters there on saturday on the 27th and then i want to do stamp by the way if he sold out the gig this would mean

nothing this proves he couldn't sell out that if it was sold out what would you care all the people bought tickets were willing to do that oh you couldn't sell a single fucking ticket that's why you have to use this as the new excuse to cancel. Because if he sold out, what would you care? You're a lame cheetah. Your name's Cheetah on YouTube. You're a fag, too. But if you sold out the gig, what would you care? Or if you thought you could sell out the gig, what would you care? You would just go ahead with it anyway. But it was a theater, and you're only going to do 20 minutes? Arr.

About 26, because the rain team's there, Tough Mudder team's there, some honor people. All my people are there, so I wanted to do a show Friday night. So they found this with the quickness. No one reviewed the contract. We didn't know until this week. We're getting all these emails, and Jay was in Monterey at the car show, and usually Jay's on it, and we just didn't see it.

And I'm like i don't what the heck is going on with jb and then jay's like dude look at go to the website look at the covid protocols now to be fair once i hit up den theater like let's see if we can get out of it for your show most people don't care now i'm like i care my audience cares i'm not anti-vax do what you do whatever you feel comfortable with but what i can't be part of is if it's forced upon people, then I'm out, especially in August of 2022, when we know the science now. Before I get it, everyone's scared, you're doing your thing.

I guess that's the right thing to do, people feel safe. August, summer 2022, what are we doing here? I've never even heard of it. No one assumed it either. Now to be fair to the dead in theater, they're like, listen, we don't necessarily agree with it either. It's part of this theater. Overall, the theaters come together.

We don't have the power. They have a coalition. Yeah, that's what they're saying. So they're like, let's see if we can ask them if we can get out. It's too short of notice. So I went, love you guys. I'll definitely be back.

But this, I can't be part of it. It's hard. So now I'm doing a 30 minuteminute spot on the 730 show at laugh factory Chicago 730 and I'm also on the 930 show so I close the shows out 730 930 good we'll have the ticket links up but just go to laugh at your Chicago that's awesome blaming his brother blaming everybody but himself you just can't sell tickets, my guy. When you sell tickets for your stand-up, what's the comedy club's cup?

Or do they only make their money from drinks? A guy who was... Nigga, I don't know. They shit on Chris D'Elia at fucking kill Tony, though. David Lucas did. Dude is a pathological liar. Look at the mental gymnastics he goes through. Oh, of course.

Yeah, they didn't really talk about anything that interesting on H3 with Tim Dillon. I know. Imagine getting gang raped by a punter. My God. I'm 37, not 41. Tony, you got the chest of a teenage girl. I do. I actually started my period.

You make Chris D'Elia get a hard dick. Oh, my God. And Chris D'Elia can't get a boner unless it's an umbilical cord hanging from the navel. Unless it's an umbilical. Oh my god. Absolutely hilarious. I love that. D'Elia's getting a smashing on there. No, no.

You love Brendan Chobb, faggot. And you got a Spanish name. For some reason, all the Brendan Chobb defenders are Spanish dudes. It's kind of odd. You see himself in yourself, do you, dummy? You gonna go from mowing lawns and selling oranges on the highway to doing stand-up like he did or something? Well, here's the problem. He has a rich white daddy.

And you don't, Paco. So fucking straighten up. They think he's Spanish? He looks ethnic? He looks ethnic? I don't know why they call the AI rapper racist. They're all Spanish dudes. So odd.

You got apocalypto ears? Yeah, like I said if he actually sold out the show what would he care what their policy is he just didn't sell any tickets nor he couldn't alright so Cumbia gave Burr

another trashing this time with Kevin Brennan. I wanted to check this out. Get a whole new axe. I need another beer in the shop. Australia. Yeah, you need to write acts for every fucking

geographical location. I mean, you kind of do. You kind of have to pander to wherever you are. That's why you, whenever, I mean, you see guys in concert, they, like,

the fucking Eagles are in Arizona and they have to mention that they're in Arizona to the fucking Andrews of to the crowd hey phoenix how we doing on a dog doesn't have uh yeah yeah it's it's like the eagles can't just show up they can't just show up they gotta like still pander yeah i think they'll like you they don't have enough street right i think they like you john henley shows up they'll they all perk up as long as he's not dead uh oh they'll all be fine oh you saw the other day didn't you at uh fenway park oh bill burr billy boston's own bill burr first of all first of all no disrespect

because i think i'm on a list now but uh yeah i think you are but uh sitting next to me you are no but also it's like didn't he just come out with a Netflix thing? Yeah. He has a new hour for Fenway Park. Maybe not. Huh? Maybe it's not new. Yeah, but he can't do the same.

He can't do the same. Okay, white people. What are you, stupid? No, but can you release a Netflix thing? Don't you have to have all new material? All the fans that are there have seen his Netflix thing. It's not, it's not, they're not coming for a Red Sox game and they put up Billy Berg. It's like, I think once you get that big like that, it's like the Eagles. The Eagles don't

have to come up with a new set. They're playing in Hotel California. They're doing Desperado. But comedy's different. They want to hear the classics. In comedy, if they know the joke, they get mad. They don't get mad when they hear Hotel California. They start jerking off when they hear the first couple of fucking chords of the song. Oh, those fucking guitar notes. We all know it. You're like, oh, yeah. The whole crowd goes crazy.

You don't have to play the song. Just play the first fucking song. You start noodling around. He's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then one note goes, boom. And everyone goes, ah, I know it. This is it, honey! Here it comes! No, but when you're a comic,

you can't, that's the whole thing, you gotta, you can't do, because the jokes won't work if they know them, so. So he can't do white women are privileged douchebags? No. I think he did that, though. He did? I don't know, but I bet he did. Hey, white women! But that's big balls

to fucking go like, I'm going to do a 35,000 seat thing with all new material. Or whatever he does, I don't know. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I never got the arena or the stadium comedy thing. Don't work. Louis said in retrospect, it's dumb. It don't work. It doesn't work louis says it louis said louis said in retrospect it's it's it's dumb it

don't work it doesn't work it works in a way that isn't stand-up comedy but if you're dice clay maybe because you're like a bigger than life character right or you're if you're eddie murphy maybe but if you just stand there talking it don't work it what when we used to do those ONA virus tours. Yeah, but they weren't that big. They were pretty big. 5,000? Jones Beach, shit like that. The theaters. That's still not 18,000.

No, no. But the same energy is there. They don't give a fuck what the comic's saying. Right. They just want to be there. They're partying. And yell and scream and have a fun. Oh, sucks.

Yeah, fuck you, faggot like that's that's that's a different thing that's a different thing i mean i think a lot of audience they're they're there to be there yeah i don't know what he's doing for material you know so i don't know if he's just to a point where i'm like don't laugh at it right don't laugh at anything i say i think that's what they're at i'll say i think I'll talk about anything and they'll laugh. And then he can just talk about the Red Sox and Carl J. Strimson. That's all I'm sure. And fucking Bobby Orr, all the

Boston shit. Hey, right there. I used to fucking sneak in. Now I'm the big shot here. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure it was that. You know, as a kid, I'd sit up there. See the last row? That was me because I was poor as fuck. I can't believe it.

I'm in front of everybody. Wow, they all go crazy. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. What I did was I took what Dennis Leary did and I just shaved my head. And now it's me. I watched Dennis Leary and then I'm like, how can I make it different? I'll talk the same but shave my head. And now it's me, Bill Burr.

That's right. Fuck, how about Billy Buckner? And he dropped the fucking ball. Is he here? Where's Billy Buckner? You know, I was here back in 85. And he just knows all the players and everything. Yeah, that's all you got to do.

It's like, oh, you got to be here. Literally what we're doing, just saying guys' names. Yeah, I was at that game, man. Yeah, that's all you got to do. It's like, oh, you got to be like, yeah. Literally what we're doing, just saying guys' names. Yeah, I was at that game, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Remember the fucking, the guy, the 78 World, when Billy, what's the guy, Bucky fucking Dent, remember? Remember?

Bucky Dent. Yeah, yeah. You know, I remember fucking Nomar Garcia Parra would fucking, oh, Nomar, Nomar. He's looking at his clock. How much more time do I got to do? Nice. Before I fucking

can leave this. It's like the Philly show when he's counting down. Yeah, yeah, just counting down. How much time have I done? Yeah, he knew everything about Philly.

Like, he doesn't know every fucking inch of Boston. That's what I'm thinking he did. He must have done a lot of that because if he knows, he knew what to do with Philly, so just do the same with Boston.

Right, right. Except don't shit on Boston. This chick there, she'll look like fucking Larry Bird. That nose. Ah, Larry Bird. Remember Robert Parrish? Holy shit. I'm going to get another phone call.

I know. Lay off Bill Baer. What are you doing, dude? I don't know. I didn't see you fucking warming up for him. I didn't see you fucking opening up at Fenway. Right. How many hands did he pull out of the fucking

comedy friend crowd and throw on stage at Fenway? Somebody sent me a picture. Somebody sent me a picture. Who was that that was up there? That was Tony V. Oh, Tony V. Yeah, I know him, Tony V.

Okay. So I was like, is that? Yes, it was Tony V. So I think what he did was he used a lot of Boston guys. Sure. Lenny Clark, ladies and gentlemen. They're all going to kill. I think it was like he did like Bill Burr and Friends probably did.

Uh-huh. I don't know. I'm just guessing because that way he has to do less time. Yeah. Then when he gets up there, he just does like, hey, how about the fucking, you know. You got to do. How about the fucking. How about the old God watching the fucking Bruins?

Remember those games sitting behind the pole? And my dad would fucking spill his beer. His beer. He called me a fucking asshole. Said I'd never make it. And here I am. I told him, whoo! Whoo!

You made it, Bill Burr. I like fucking Green Monster behind me. The Green Monster. Right here. Right here. Ah, well, you're good. Everyone's mad at me now. The whole crew is mad at me.

Don't be mad at me. They're all mad at me now. Yeah, Chrys Everyone's mad at me now. The whole crew is mad at me. They're all mad at me now. Yeah, Chrysler's mad at you now, too. Was it that bad of a trashing? Sorry, I was ordering some shit. I took Andy's wrench? Did I? Did I?

Hold on. I'm going back a minute. Hey, right there. I used to fucking sneak in. Now I'm the big shot here. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure it was that. You know, as a kid, I'd sit up there.

See the last row? That was me because I was poor as fuck. I can't believe it. I'm in front. They all go crazy. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. What I did was I took what Dennis Leary did and I just shaved my head. And now it's me.

I watched Dennis Leary and then I'm like, how can I make it different? I'll talk the same but shave my head. And now it's me, Bill Burr. That's right. Oh, fuck. How about Billy Buckner and he dropped the fuck. I don't think Bill Burr and Dennis Leary are anything alike. Fucking ball. Is he here?

Where's Billy Buckner? You know, I was here back in 85. I was like, and then he just knows all the players and everything. Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Literally what we're doing, just saying guys' names. Yeah, I was at, and then he just knows all the players and everything. Yeah, that's all you got to do. It's like, oh, you got to be like, yeah. Literally what we're doing, just saying guys' names. Yeah, I was at that game, man. Yeah, yeah.

Remember the fucking, the guy that gave 78 worlds when Billy, what's the guy, Bucky fucking Dent? Bucky Dent. Remember? Bucky Dent. Yeah, yeah. You know, I remember fucking Nomag Asiapara with fucking, oh, Nomag, Nomag. Well, there's a stream lab donation link. Yeah, yeah $25 Wrench leave this yeah, we shall when he's counted down. Yeah. Yeah just counting down. I'm what's talking about

Yeah, you knew everything about Philly like he doesn't know every fuck. That's what I'm thinking he did He must have done a lot of that Because if he knows If he knows how He knew what to do with Philly So just do the same with Boston Right, right Except don't shit on Boston This chick there She'll look like fucking Larry Bird

That nose Ah, Larry Bird Remember Robert Parrish? Holy shit Gonna get another phone call I know. Lay off Bill Bear. What are you doing, dude?

I don't know. I didn't see you fucking warming up for him. I didn't see you fucking opening up. So it's Kumi insinuating Bob Kelly called him up and said, why are you trashing Bill Burr? And he mentioned that yesterday, too. Bob Kelly's telling him to stop trashing Burr. But Fenway?

Right. How many hands did he pull out of the fucking comedy friend crowd and throw on stage at Fenway? No, I think somebody sent me a picture. Somebody sent me a picture and that was a... Who was that that was up there? That was Tony V. Oh, Tony V.

Yeah, I know him, Tony V. Okay. So I was like, is that... Yes, it was Tony V. So I think what he did, I know. I know him, Tony V. Okay. So I was like, is that? Yes, it was Tony V. So I think what he did was he used a lot of Boston guys. Sure. Lenny Clark, ladies and gentlemen. They're all going to kill.

I think it was like he did like Bill Burr and Friends probably. Uh-huh. I don't know. I'm just guessing because that way he has to do less time. Yeah. Then when he gets up there, he just does like, hey, how about the fucking, you know? You got to do. How about the fucking?

How about the old garden watching the fucking Bruins? Remember those games sitting behind a pole? And my dad would fucking spill his beer. His beer. He called me a fucking asshole. But I'd never make it. But I'm watching it. I wasn't here.

Shut up. You made it, Bill Burr. I like fucking Green Monster behind me. The'm watching. I wasn't here. Shut up. You made a bill. But I like fucking Green Monster behind me. The Green Monster here. Right here. Oh, you're mad at me now. The whole crew is mad at me. They're Christ. Sure. They're all mad at me now. Yeah, Christ. He's mad at you now, too.

Because he's best friends with that other guy, the DJ. Oh, Calta. now too yeah because he's best friends with that other guy uh the dj oh oh um calta yeah my call to i saw something brewing from there i i just click on a clip i've no burt kreischer is mad at brennan no idea what's all connected they're all they're all bad they all they're all cackling fucking connected i saw him there with that fucking idiot Zumach. And he's threatening to punch you in the throat. Like, come down.

I'm going to be in New York. It was like a wrestling promo. Really? Well, it's going to go down this, the 19th of September at SummerSlam. It really was because he's given the dates. Yeah, he's given the dates. I'm going to be there the 9th, 10th, and 11th.

Come down and see the pain I'll bring. Like, why is it? It'd be funny if wrestlers gave you options what day you're available. Yeah, let me give you my avails, and if you're going to beat the shit out of me on such and such a date, I want to make it convenient for everyone involved.

In case you want to wrestle me somewhere. Anytime, anywhere, Brennan. I'll punch you in the throat. I don't know what that was. I'm fine with Kelta. I've never had a problem with him. Just like you right now, you have a problem with Burr because of this conversation. I'm now going to have a problem with Kelto because of that conversation.

But you know, we got to stick together. We're known as scumbags in the industry. Tell a Navy story. No, I mean, he, well, first of all, he's calling, you know, my point was he's calling me an asshole and I didn't even, I have no, we don't have that kind of relationship. Right. I haven't done anything where he would call me, which would precipitate. Calling you an asshole.

Yeah. So then I'm like, well, if I'm already an asshole, if I do something. Assholey. Well, he can't get mad because I'm proving his point. You're just paying back him calling you an asshole. I'm paying it forward. Pay it forward. He called you asshole before you were an asshole.

Now you're obligated to be an asshole to him. I just want to help prove his point. Right, right, right. He basically gave me a credit. You're helping him. He gave me a credit card, and he goes, go ahead and use your asshole credit card. Don't use that analogy when Zumach's involved. Oh, you're right, you're right.

You're right. Because you'd never see that credit card. It's like that credit card. It's like that Louis C.K. bit that actually Dennis Leary stole from him about like, oh, who would do something like that? Just an asshole. That's me. I'm an asshole. So the guy's already trying to make a case that I'm an asshole.

So, like, if I do something where I'm – everyone's like, wow, what a dick move. It's like, yeah, but he already said I was. It wasn't any opening thing. Like like I was an airman blue goes wow Kevin Brennan's an asshole he dragged me in I was an airman not a seaman I worked on the flight deck air department to it because like they were having a bachelor party for Mark Norman okay in Tampa and Chad was at the club and Bert and Chad don't see eye to eye on a lot of things politically. No, I'm kidding. But Bert doesn't like

Chad, so he made them... Kreischer doesn't like Zumach. Okay. Yeah. But nobody likes Chad. No one does. No one likes him. So they made, before Chad, or before Bert went to side splitters, they made Chad leave.

Wow. So they escorted him out like Bert's Frank Sinatra. Hilarious. He won't allow Chad to be at the club if he's going to be there. He's going to grace side splitters with his presence. Chad Zemeck has to leave. so wow that is rough man cult is telling the story to bobby kelly and uh and then he somehow he says like well brennan's you know and then he basically drags me into it because he goes everything chad knows he learned from the biggest asshole of all brennan oh shit like i don't even i I don't even know Coulter.

Like, I've done his show and, like, we're friendly, but I didn't know he thought that way. So, you know, and then it didn't even bother me at first, but then, like, you weren't coming in. I was like, oh, no. Let me have a little fun. Let me have a little fun. So I just, you know, I just gave out his nod.

I said on the show well i said call him and ask him why he thinks i'm an asshole airheads were pretty dope yeah it's kind of a funny thing to do anyway you know so i gave out his number like seven seven times i said call him and ask him why he thinks i'm an asshole that's an asshole move but he already said i already said I was an asshole. He already said you're an asshole. I get it. Establish the premise.

You don't got to sell it to me. I got it. The good thing about airheads, they weren't too chewy or too sticky. Airheads were like kind of the perfect little taffy candy. Like they never got stuck in your teeth or anything. I'm just running with it. And then he was mad that he was like, only 11 people called. But then he was mad, he was trying to shame me like I don't have any fans.

Then he was complaining later that 11 people annoyed him. It was like annoying that 11 people called. First it was like it wasn't enough. Not enough people. Then it was too much. Too much. I think this guy, but now he wants to, like you said, we're going to wrestle. He wants to punch you in the throat. At Washington Square Park.

Yeah, yeah. It's going to happen. September 9th, 10th, and 11th. If you thought September 11th, 2001, damage to New York City. Wait till you see the damage I do in New York City to Kevin Brennan. I'm punching him in the throat. I just, it's just, the poster's just my throat. Yeah, your throat with a bullseye on it and his big fist.

9-11 buildings crashing. Yeah, I thought it was funny. It's 9-11. I'm like, oh, shit. Fuck, we forgot, I guess. You know, you might want to be, you'd think that would be a more somber day to maybe think about our fellow Americans. No, punch you in the throat, motherfucker. Exactly, Dorian. Anyway, I think I learned, it's like, listen. No, the movie Airheads is great, too.

But the actual Candy Airheads was great. I don't know. It's just, it would just, it set itself up. You know what I mean? So I'm like, listen, the guy thinks. Nerds. Nerds are okay. A little too small, though.

I'm an asshole. So if I do something like it's a douchebag move, but I just know he told Bert. He told all his buddies. So now you're like persona non grata. Yeah, but what are they going to do? So now, so he's not going to, so I'm not going to get booked at side splitters. I'll manage. I wasn't booked there anyway.

Like I said on my show, I'm like, if I was, if I was coming to Tampa, I probably wouldn't have done it. I'm not a fucking idiot. It's not not getting booked. That's the problem. It's that you'll be sitting there and someone will tap you on the shoulder from the club and go, excuse me, Bert's coming in. You're going to have to fucking leave. Could you imagine Bert Kreischer? Saying that, like, yeah, I don't want him in here when I'm performing.

And then you have to. Can you imagine? Bert used to do your show. Yeah, no, I know. Bert. And then now he's like, now he's telling people, is there here? The last time I saw him was just before COVID at the Orpheum, I think it was, in New York. He had his tour bus out there. We were hanging out.

Oh, you were? Having a great time. So you guys are still friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good. No, I got no issues with Bert. Maybe he'll call in then. Because just for the record, the next time I fill in for you, I'm giving out his number.

Did he call you an asshole? No, but he's, he's, I know he thinks I'm an asshole. Oh, so now just if someone, if you think someone thinks you're an asshole.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause I know him and Kalta are tight. So I know Kalta like texted on me to say, Brennan gave out my number on, on his, on the show. So I know Bert thinks that,

and people are saying, people are texting me that Bert's been saying, like, whenever my name comes up, he goes, I don't talk about him. Wow. Something weird like that. I can't imagine because you really. He writes over Neil and they just bitch about him probably. Unless you do something personally. You could be an asshole to other people. If you're an asshole to Zumach, I don't think anyone's going to hold that against you.

Get in line. There's a long line of people trying to be asshole and vice versa. Oh, gee. You're not getting along with Zumach. I wear a captain's hat when I do a podcast. That's the equivalent of that fox attacking that lady. Zumach is the fox. He's trying to get attention. No, I mean, Zumach's a pain in the ass,

so it's like if you have a problem with Zumach, like almost everybody does. Ah, yeah, you try to flick him away. He's on your sweater. He's coming back at you. Yeah. What is he doing with the captain's hat on his podcast? I should probably get on Chad Zumach right now

to respond to them trashing him. I doubt he'll come on now. Hold on a second. Let me try and get fucking Chad on here. They're giving him a pretty good trashing. Chad Zumach has been on here many times before. Let's see what he's doing. Kumia and Brennan

trashing you. I hit him up. We'll see if he says anything or responds? Yeah, we've had Zumach on a bunch of times to respond to them trashing him. See if he comes on. Is that a gimmick? No, that's because I used to say that Opie steered the ship.

Oh, okay. On Opie and Anthony, I said Opie. Right. Chad would always shit on Opie. I go, well, Opie did steer the ship on Opie and Anthony. I said, Opie. Right. Chad would always shit on Opie. I go, well, Opie did steer the ship. So then Chad started wearing a captain's hat. He said he would steer the ship. Do it once.

No, but he's got it. It's working. It's working. Look at his YouTube numbers. They're fucking spiking. Almost into the last one got almost got to a thousand views wow yeah so you can't really get mad and that was the one they were talking about you I don't even sometimes you know listen I don't want to be like a fucking cunt about it but I mean

listen I I wasn't I wasn't looking for any trouble with Mike Carta uh I know know. A lot of times I'm not even looking for anything, and then it just falls in my lap, you know? I never realized how connected all these comics are. I knew they were connected, and there's the little clicks and everything, but you could have a beef with one comic and never even realize this connection. Then you have a beef with this guy. How did that connection even happen?

Like, I didn't even think these two knew each other. And sometimes they don't. This guy knows this guy who knows that guy who knows that guy. And they're all so fucking stupid and petty about everything. Because after Goldman attacked me. Literally, yes. After Goldman attacked me, one time I was walking up or down the stairs at the Village Underground and Dub Davidoff kind of gave me a weird look. And I've always been friendly with him.

So then I'm like, what? And I'm like, oh, Jews, Jews. Oh, see, I didn't think that. No, I got to go through. Name's a kid, never alone a boy, Dub. Like a Rolodex of like why. The relationship. What might I have done? Yeah. never alone a boy dove. Like a Rolodex of like, why, why the relationship, what might I,

what might I have done? Yeah. Cause maybe it was just like having a weird day, but I'm like, I don't have a thing with him. And then I'm like, then like, you know,

then I'm like other, the Jew, the Jew connection. Yeah. But I could be, I could be, I haven't been here for half the stream. Maybe.

But I know after the Goldman thing, like, uh, you know, Goldman was doing a thing with, with so they all like they all go to they all go to just like they're all gonna go to the rabbi because when they go to tampa they all gotta kiss cult his ass because he helps them promote their show so everyone's on cult aside so now i'm like i don't have to i don't care i don't have to care about anybody yeah that's the best like i don't have to i don't care i don't have to care about anybody

yeah that's the best like i don't have to care about anybody what they think because i know they think i'm a piece of now because because uh they already did and then when i gave out culta's number that's why even the first time i gave it out i was like i was like should i give it out then i gave it out and i'm like wow this felt good so i kept giving it out yeah yeah repeating it like oh i'm an i'm an asshole. I'm the asshole. So now I know that they all think, like, oh, Brennan's a fucking asshole. And now I don't know. Now if I see comics, I'm like, I just assumed they'd think I'm an asshole. Yeah, yeah.

So now I don't have to worry about anything. Well, I know with the birth thing, I am now, like, unfucking, I'm radioactive to pretty much every comic that ever did the own a show every comic I see at the cellar or like they won't even talk to me I can't tell you how long it's getting that are you are you are you just you're guessing that are you hearing that for guessing it like you guess that people think you're an asshole. It's pretty accurate. What's wrong with that? I'm just thinking, yes, because Burr is the top of the pyramid right now, everyone wants to be friends with Burr and defend Burr.

And they're afraid. They're petrified because they think, you know, what's next, Yankee Stadium? Back in the day when that movie came out, there probably was because they did have those little newsstands. When that movie came out, maybe. Right. Fucking Outer Space. For the space station. Where is he taking the next bunch of Boston comics to do a special?

And they need that, they want that, it's every comic does that. They've done it for years with everyone that's, remember everyone was with Dane Cook for a while. Bobby Kelly was connected by the fucking dick to Dane Cook for fucking forever. And then, you know, Dane kind of. Yeah, and then Bobby's like, where's Bill Burr?

Where's Billy? Come on, Bill. You know. And then it was Colin for a while. Colin had the show Tough Crowd. So it was, you know, Colin Quinn. Louis C.K. Then it was Louis.

And then Louis, of course, fucking has his controversy. And no one wants to touch Louis. It's, I swear to you, it's a bunch of fucking ass i swear to you it's a bunch of assholes comics they're a bunch of so yeah so now i'm in the shitter with a lot of these guys louie would literally tell me he he said he worked in um we were in winnipeg and he said the only reason we were there was because when he got can he win a tire can you win an Al a Kelly a butt canceled when he got in the trouble yeah the owner said to Joe list tell Louie he can work here whenever he wants so Louie was like oh yeah so Louie goes out so he appreciated just the fact

that they were that they were said that they got the message to him. Yeah. Everyone did bail. Everyone just fucking bailed because they're like, the guy can't help me anymore. That's what happened. When we got fired from NEW for the church sex thing, everyone dropped off the face of the earth again. That was a couple of years. But Caroline's was fucking awesome.

Because I'd still come into the city, and I'd want to see comics. I'd go down to Caroline's. And dude, just come on in. No, don't worry about it. And they'd give us a table and everything. And treated us like gold the whole time. So there are some people that are kind of cool. And then others, like i haven't

seen colin quinn in fucking years literally years oh shit what what happened i know yeah i guess i'm not you know that and and even you know ron bennington i see ronnie every so often and it's friendly but it's nowhere near what it used to be well i, you did have Colin Flaherty on your show. Like, trashed a nigga and they almost fought. I mean, that has nothing to do with the Ron Bennington thing. Kumi is airing it all out.

Ever seen Colin Quinn in your... By the way, isn't this the nigga who attacks Opie by saying, everyone we ever worked with doesn't like you or hangs out with you. But now you're kind of crying about all the people you used to work with not wanting to hang out with you. Are you pulling some anthills right now?

It was Greg Shells. Are we hearing anthills now, though? During the XM days and shit, they just look at me now like they bought the whole thing. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a racist. I'm fucking sexist. I'm whatever the fuck. And it's like, shut up.

You are, too. I'm just honest. Nobody's perfect. So, yeah. Even Jesus said he had his flaws, right? Jesus. Let those without sin cast the first stone. Where's that goddamn Bible?

Right? Somewhere. It was in a hotel room. I was banging some chicken. And my son, we were in a hotel. He goes, why do they have Bibles in all the hotel rooms? I go, it's a long story. No, but it's true about the thing.

Like, I don't even, I don't. Anyway, I was going to tell the story, but I don't know if it's appropriate. Anything's appropriate. I was doing. You got to lose. It's basically, it's going against one of your buddies. But I was, I was doing, I was on doing. I was on Jimmy's show.

I know their birthday. With Sam? I don't know if it was... I guess it was Jim and Sam. Maybe it was Opie and Jim at the time. Anyway, it doesn't matter. So, Louie's name... It was right after Louie got in trouble.

So, somebody asked... Somebody asked Jimmy. They said, have you spoken to Louie? He goes, no, I haven't reached out to him yet. So, I'm like... I was like, what? So, then I just... I was like, I should just... I'm not even friends with Louie like that. I wasn't even that tight with Louie? He goes, no, I haven't reached out to him yet. So I'm like, I was like, so then I just, I was like, I should just,

I'm not even friends with Louie like that. I wasn't even that tight with Louie at the time, but I just, I used that as like, I should just say hello, you know, just cause he's probably, he's probably not hearing from a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. I just texted him. I said, I said, Hey man, I'm just texting you. So when I eventually see you, I don't have to go. I was going to text you. Right. It was like a riddle kind of a jokey kind of a thing yeah and then he was like oh and then he texted me back

like seven days later still still he's practically out of the business and he's still making me wait no but i just thought it was i just thought it was like i'm like wow this is like a real thing you know yeah at bad people just they don't first of all, I think like in Jimmy's case, you don't know what to do. You don't, you don't, you kind of don't know what. That's true. Yeah. You don't really know. It was kind of right after it happened,

but I just thought like, I'll just fucking send it. And then Louie invited me to his like, right after that, he invited me to his house for Superbowl. And I'm like, wow, I guess nobody was contacting him. So he's actually like befriending me now. Oh, oh, oh. Befriending me. Because you texted you texted him yeah like that's all i had to do all along was be nice to people nice to an occasional person that you know is a little

down on his luck i'm like i gotta do this with everybody when they get canceled so when matt lauer got canceled well just today as a matter of, let me put my specs on so I could see. I'm like that, too. I have certain people that I know are probably feeling a little down. So I text when things happen. I texted Devin Retray today. What happened? Well, he's been accused of rape.

Who is that? He's the brother, Buzz, from the Home Alone movies.'s the uh brother buzz from the um the home alone movies remember the older brother the older brother yeah well you know him yeah he's a friend oh he is well when i had the house uh in roslyn he would come to all my parties and everything would oh yeah he's from home alone the brother buzz yeah yeah devon there he is and um yes there's a Oh yeah, he's a guy from Home Alone, the brother, Buzz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Devin, there he is. And, um, yes, there's a rape allegation. He has not been arrested for it. And, and, and

it was something about, uh, it happened like in 2017, but she didn't say anything and now she's saying the cops fucked up the investigation and oh, she just ended up alone at his apartment with fuck you i'm sorry yeah i'll be a rape apologist if it turns out he did it uh i i don't know they were home alone

home alone ah don't be home alone with it's so uh i don't know what why are we supposed to believe women off the bat like now, now he's fucked. I'm trying to get ahead in show business. I hear you. I'm trying to get on the next Bill Burr. The Bill Burr will never have you up there. The fucking boss believed. They were home alone.

Home alone. Don't be home alone. It's so, I don't know. Why are we supposed to believe women off the bat? Like, now he's fucked. Please, I'm trying to get ahead in show business. Okay, I hear you. I'm trying to get on the next Bill Burr.

I know, the Bill Burr will never have you up there. The fucking Boston Garden. That fucking, the garden. When he does, when it gets cold, he's going to have to go inside and do a show. No, I'm not going to stay in my seat. Let me try to get on that. That's enough of that Well we did a live stream people Liverpool shit the bed

Don't ever bring up Fucking soccer In my stream again It's a bandable offense. Wasn't there a pedo who was a regular at Komiya Guard Games? Komiya himself? Well, yeah, the dude hosting them I guess but other than that

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