The Yewneek Pod - Artie Lange back on drugs?!?! Chris Delia dealing with Documentary fallout ! Brendan Schaub 'Dana White' hadur drama ..b!

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

'Beefy Bitcoin' saves the streams! Mad donations! Yewneek smokin bowls continues.  ARTIE lange Update!!! Is he on skid row ??? What about the nose? The Chris Delia youtube Doc spreads like wild f...ire amongst the LA comics scene. Andrew Shulz cracks jokes. Brendan Schaub former associate "B.G.L" AKA Mark Hanley advances his career post thiccc boy! Is Stuttering John still a thing? S2m . New Conspiracy Social Club.  Bidendocs gate! Why two factor authentication stinnnnnks!!! Cumia concurs! Brendan Schaub backpedals his Dana White comments ...B!!! Bapa talmbout hadurs!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, nigga. Thank you. Thank you. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា This stream is brought to you by Beefy Bitcoin. He donates a lot of money. And he's hooking a 10-year-old in Thailand right now. I don't know why he's doing it, but he is. But you're getting this live stream because he donated so much. Because yous don't donate. Sitting between his Thailand boy or girl fucking huge outlandish bets. Fucking BP.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Nigga, why are you in Thailand? I don't know what's the big one, because I don't know what he's into. Well, he's into underage shit, beefy ass. It has to be underage, boy or girl. I don't even tell ya. Not that they're actually underage, but they look underage. But if you go to that country, you go to that country, you go underage.
Starting point is 00:03:44 That's not they're reading. What are you doing here? Are you in Thailand? Oh, well. Just shouldn't rot in my beauty Bitcoin. Yeah. I'm now in high Kyle's stage So I get high And just like to watch it
Starting point is 00:04:17 And I will be getting High very soon And get high High High getting high very soon. But yeah. And I've been not starting to smoke weed throughout the day, too. Not that much. Not too stoned, but... I'll hit a rip-off the pipe once every hour. Well, nigga, I didn't say Artie was dead. His boy hit me on Facebook asking if I can make a video about Artie. I think just to put that out there. And maybe cause some
Starting point is 00:05:05 things. I'm thinking behind the scenes, so he has a way to get in touch with Artie. Like, Artie, that dude made a video about you. Maybe you need to answer me or something. This is why I'm thinking why that dude hit me on Facebook saying I think Artie went back to drugs.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I didn't know his halfway house was taken down through community guideline strike stuff. That's odd. Who the fuck would community guideline strike that channel? And what on that channel was
Starting point is 00:05:37 community guideline strike-able? I don't think anything. Odd. But, yeah. Yeah. The Hateful Eight is great.
Starting point is 00:06:03 It's a good movie. I wouldn't say it's a great movie, though. Very, very long. The time to look... Oh, I'm not trying to look cool smoking weed. Trust me, I'm not trying to look cool smoking it. I'm not hanging out in a corner trying to get high schoolers to smoke with me. Trust me. No, Artie didn't die. No, his channel was taken down off of youtube according to youtube for community guideline strikes which was odd
Starting point is 00:06:53 my update my update was um his friend on facebook um said he think he went back to drugs. And can I please make a video. I think his friend did it with something. If that video got out there. Maybe he'll get some inside shit from Artie's family. But nigga stopped doing cameo and everything. The last I heard from Artie was he got a book deal.
Starting point is 00:07:20 But that was years ago. So I don't know what the nigga is doing now He's not doing stand up He's not doing anything to generate Any new income And he still has the fucked up nose So I don't know
Starting point is 00:07:38 And I couldn't tell you You rewatch it all the time Well I watched the Netflix version. Remember, it wasn't the original version. Then they have, like, a thing in the middle. The last thing that movie needs. Who played Senior Bob, by the way?
Starting point is 00:08:00 Was that Robert De Niro doing an uncredited sneaky role? I don't think he needs to get his nose fixed or anything. It's just odd. He's not doing anything. Or he's not planning on doing anything he has a shitload of people by the way willing to pay for him to do anything cameo even he stopped the cameo it wasn't dinero but honestly I'm getting to the point
Starting point is 00:08:45 we're already laying. If he's not doing drugs, you might as well. Because this is just getting sad. And hey, Chris Farley, Jim Belushi, and the many others who died of drug overdoses
Starting point is 00:09:09 It's sad But when you look at Artie Lang Maybe it wasn't that sad Because right now Artie Lang is pathetic And beyond sad. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I'm not at that level. Because I don't know what this nigga's involvement is in it. Oh I know. According to his friend. His involvement is not to get better. So what is he really doing? He just sitting around sober with no nose. What's happening right now?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Once again, I'm speaking for a friend who met me up on Facebook. What's happening with him right now? He just sitting around with no nose on a couch right now. He could get his nose fixed For free Not only through that show But That's not a hard thing But he doesn't want to fix it
Starting point is 00:10:18 So if he's not By the way like I'm saying If he's not doing drugs He's in some weirdo hell by himself. This isn't a technology, dude. He's not escaping his mind playing video games or anything. Like, if you ask where Kyle is one day, yeah, I'm playing Rumbleverse or something. Not Artie Lang. Artie Lang is sitting around
Starting point is 00:10:45 doing nothing. And if that's the case, well then do all the fucking drugs you want and just overdose already. Or not overdose. Ride whatever wave you got I wouldn't trust what Kevin Brennan has to say is he living with mommy
Starting point is 00:11:17 well mommy lives with him I don't think in Florida but then again I don't know nor does his but then again, I don't know. Nor does his friend knows who hit me on Facebook to make the video. He doesn't know either. He doesn't think Florida, though. House of Hope. I'm not a star. I'm a superstar.
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, I'm not. I'm not a star. I'm a superstar. No, I'm not. I'm not a star or superstar. I'm a galaxy, nigga. One verse will kill your personalities, nigga. You're garbage. I'm the hustler. Ask about me. Great Lion Cassidy wrote, in a battle against himself, if you're a star, I'm a galaxy, To be fair, the only Florida thing I seen floated was the Kumia shit.
Starting point is 00:12:37 All right, Chris D'Elia. Trying to fix his image you know Chris D'Elia and Shah work together and they think it to become heroes that fixes their image so Chris D'Elia dropped this on Instagram. I'm going to re-watch this. I'm going to read this because Chris D'Elia is now a hero. Chris D'Elia put, I saved the day. He's okay.
Starting point is 00:13:20 He almost got hit 25 times in the middle of the freeway. Keeps swiping to see the end of the story. And here's his Instagram story, Chris D'Elia. What the fuck? God damn it. Now I gotta be a goddamn hero. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I gotta get out and try to get this dog or what? So he's a hero because of the dog thing? Don't worry, I'm gonna swipe. What the fuck? God damn it. Now I gotta be a goddamn hero. I'm glad I was driving a Mercedes Benz. Ah, fuck.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Rich kid fuck. Ah, shit. I'm always chasing down a dog. Ah, shit. Buddy, come here. Come here. Come here, buddy. Come here.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Hey, buddy, watch it, watch it. Come here. Buddy, come here. This makes him a hero. All right, he won't come in my car, but come on. I'm trying to get him off the freeway, at least. Come on, buddy. Come on, over here, buddy.
Starting point is 00:14:56 All right, he won't. We're still swiping. The dog seems okay. I led him out of the freeway, and I went up the hill. I look like an idiot climbing up that hill. I fell and there was a gate and I opened it and I let him go out of the gate to a safe place so he will not get hit by a car now. He would not let me touch him or even come into the car. So I don't know what to do. I tried calling animal control, but you know, somebody will help him now. I'm sure if we believe in humanity. But I definitely, that was definitely all I could do. He would not. I tried to pet him. I tried to put him in my car and he would he was just really scared and i also didn't want him to go for my jugular so there you have it so this is the multi-million dollar rich kid And here I can see the dog on the street.
Starting point is 00:16:06 The dog on the freeway, or he follows some weird dog. And he'll take in the dog and raise the dog on his own. What the fuck are you saying? And now you're here? You see homeless people, you have millions of dollars. No, should you just, on Instagram, the nigga thinks he's a hero.
Starting point is 00:16:35 That was a hero story? What the fuck? God damn it. Now I gotta be a goddamn hero. Fuck. I gotta get out and try and get this dog or what? Ugh. What the fuck? Ah, shit.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Ah, shit. Buddy, come here. Come here. Come here, buddy. Come here. Hey, buddy, watch it, watch it. Come here. Buddy, come here. Hey buddy watch it watch it come here. Buddy come here. Alright he won't come in my car but come on. I'm trying to get him off the freeway.
Starting point is 00:17:32 At least. Come on buddy. Come on. Over here buddy. The dog has a car on. There's only a hero there. The dog seems okay. I led him out of the freeway, and I went up the hill. I look like an idiot climbing up that hill. I fell, and there was a gate, and I went up the hill. I looked like an idiot climbing up that hill. I fell and there was a gate and I opened it and I let him go out of the gate to a safe place so he will not get hit by a car now. He would not let me touch him or even come into the car so I don't know
Starting point is 00:18:20 what to do. I tried calling animal control but but you know, somebody will help him now, I'm sure, if we believe in humanity. But I definitely... That was definitely all I could do. He would not. I tried to pet him. I tried to put him in my car and he would he was just really scared and I also didn't want him to Go for my jugular. So there you have it The dog it seems oh this street like that who does that who does that you see a rural dog on the side of the highway who gives a fuck chrystalia okay um i let him out this is in LA with millions of homeless people.
Starting point is 00:19:26 And he's a rich kid with millions of dollars handed to him. I was trying to help them out, but that dog. Of the freeway, and I went up the hill. I looked like an idiot climbing up that hill. I fell, and there was a gate, and I opened it. And I let him go out of the gate to a safe place so he will not get hit by a car I mean, look at LA. They had 10 cities under the sidewalks. And they didn't really have all the dogs.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Now, he would not let me touch him or even come into the car, so I don't know what to do. I tried calling... I don't know. Why did you pull over? What is that about? What a weird action. You're in LA in traffic. This is a random dog.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I'd assume there's coyotes, there's mountain lions there, but you pulled off and tried capturing one. Is he trying to be a he-man? Is your wife implicated in covering up your crimes? Is it? No, not hiring pills. I ain't even going to hire my weed yet, which I am about to do next. So yeah, weed stream kicking in soon.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Gotta explain this for you dummies. But yeah, there's nothing else to play too, but... ...calling animal control, but you know what the fuck is he wearing he's wearing a button-up shirt what wearing a zip tie somebody'll help him now a rich person function my dad's a Hollywood producer but I'm a rapist the saddest thing ever will be his little brother though Matt D'Elia whoa what's his name Mufasa nigga we have another example of someone leaving Brendan's shop
Starting point is 00:22:15 and getting a better job what's his name Mark normally I don't know how to say the nigga the Mufasa diesel nigga's his name? Mark... Normally... Henley... I don't know how to say the nigga, the Mufasa Diesel nigga's last name. How do you say his last name?
Starting point is 00:22:32 Because he's got a great gig going now. That he's off of Brendan Schaub shit. You really just ended up with Chris D'Elia. He used to have that show the haters will say. Yeah, BGL,
Starting point is 00:22:52 but BGL has a way better job. And I'm about to show you the job he has. BGL has right now and he got it a month and a half ago I think Brendan Schaub
Starting point is 00:23:10 probably said daddy can't pay to be my friend anymore two months ago a month and a half ago this started this nigga is about BGL is about to become a personality through his new job, no longer associated with Brendan Shaw. Another rat fleeting the sinking ship going up the tick, tick, tick. so um yeah bgl now is associated with um this youtube channel isaiah miranda has millions of subscribers he just started a short thing now
Starting point is 00:23:57 and mark he marked the star of all of them let Let's check all of them out, but here's one. I've just never seen arms this big and juicy before. We can work out whenever you want. You can become creatine bros maybe, right? Look, I tried to ignore you, but I guess that didn't work, so here I am saying it directly. You're not on my level. You will never be my creatine bro.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Understand? I need a spot. Forget it. Never be my pre-18 bro, understand? I need a spot. Forget it, I got it. I need help. You're the best batter in the world. I know I am, let's go, come on. Kid, I'm sorry about earlier, I didn't mean it, okay? Isaiah, he said, look.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Isaiah, Isaiah. I said yes, I said yes, I said yes, I said yes, I said yes. Thank you so much, you have no idea. Creating bros for life. I've just never seen arms this big in juic- The quality, the comedy, the content got immediately better. Oh, this nigga made, um, this nigga, the star of all his, um, shorts.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And he really does shorts. So, this dude, the here's what they show, he stopped once ago, it doesn't work anymore. I don't know if he fired him, he left him, I'm assuming he fired him. Immediately...
Starting point is 00:25:51 Got a better gig! This nigga, your handler... Got a better gig. I've just never seen arms this big and juicy before, we can work out whenever you want, you need to become a crea- Oh, we got... All right, all right, all right. before we go again whenever you want to become great oh yeah hmm i mean she said it was micro scop- But it's not that bad. Right? Mark?
Starting point is 00:26:32 No. Dieting for too long. I need a cheat meal Isaiah. No because you had no self control or the whole entire menu. You're stronger than that Mark. Fine. Okay good. Because we have chicken and asparagus to home. Okay, so you don't need it Hey, did you need it? I'm postmating it. No! No! Give me it! It's not worth it!
Starting point is 00:27:08 It's not worth it! I gotta postmate for Mark. You know what? Fine. If you want to eat it, you go ahead. I'm not cosigning your self harm. I mean, she said it was microscopic, but it's not that big. Right? I mean, she said it was Micah Scott, but it's not that good, right?
Starting point is 00:27:31 That was another good video. That was the second one he made. I mean, she said it was Micah Scott. I don't know. We never figured out, did Brenda Shaw fire him, or did he have to leave under his own accord? I don't know. We never figured out did Brenda Shaw fire him or did he have to leave under his own accord? I don't know, but he hooked up with a way bigger
Starting point is 00:27:52 and better content producer. Here's another one. But I... He's starring in both of his shorts, too. It's a way better job. I told you not to wear heels, you look taller than me now. Babe, my bag! Okay, I'm gonna...
Starting point is 00:28:15 No! Get back here! Get him, babe! Yes we be, we love it! Oh yes we be, we love it! AHH! Oh! You think you can take my girlfriend's back? Who do you think you are? Mark? Isaiah?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Yeah, it's been a while! What are you doing taking my girlfriend's back? Oh, I just came from the gym and I saw she put a protein bar in there. And a bog window! Isaiah, aren't you gonna beat up this beast? First, by the way way all these videos this nigga has millions of subscribers have been made in the last month and a half this is what happened the hell of Mark Henley he left the burning shop world and immediately went to a more successful, in a role
Starting point is 00:29:06 which he's good at. We don't need your haters showing your opinion on shit. He's starring in these, by the way. He's starring in these. And these have millions of fucking, they're shorts. So that doesn't mean anything, but used to be with Brendan Shaw. Now he's not. So that doesn't mean anything, but...
Starting point is 00:29:27 Used to be with Brendan Schaub. Now he's not. Now he's not. I don't know what he does, but he's with a nigga who's a lot more successful than Schaub. And Schaub is left with the diddler with new allegations. He just went to rehab and shit. First of all, watch your mouth. This is my creasy bro.
Starting point is 00:29:51 For life! You want the bag? Of course I do. We're always on the same page, bro. What? I told you not to wear heels. You look taller than me now. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Babe, my bag! I'll get it. Bro, get back here. I find it odd he made it too. Who the hell's the last- I told you not to wear heels, you look taller than me now. So now Chin is looking extremely sad. I guess Chin, right? That's the last given to Shob's bullshit. Chin!
Starting point is 00:30:25 He looks extremely sad, didn't shit. That's the last given to Shab's bullshit. Chin. He looks extremely sad and shit. This nigga Mark, Udon, and he's the star of these shorts, and they're done creatively, and there's millions of views on them. Shab is claiming there's a conspiracy against him not funny all right I need to get my weed I'm gonna watch some consumers of Social Club I might go back to the mark videos though there are a more. But I didn't finish watching. We should probably.
Starting point is 00:31:07 I mean, we can go a lot of different places. We can talk about Brazil if you want. I would really love to talk to you guys about. We can get into that. I'd rather talk if we get past that. I really want to get into the, oh my god, the documents.
Starting point is 00:31:23 I had a job at the office, which we talked about a little bit. But you guys, I want you all to know this, okay? My friend, Jeff Hilliard, is a great guy, good dude, good friend. He, okay, he does sober companion stuff where he shows up and he works with people trying to get sober. Well, a friend of his was a high-end escort, okay? Really? Yeah, now I got your attention.
Starting point is 00:31:55 So she was a high-end escort trying to get sober. One of her clients was Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden. Okay. So during the primaries of the 2020 to 2020 election, when they were still deciding, Hunter Biden and her were partying. And she told Hunter, he told Hunter, she told, Hunter told her, excuse me, that they're going to rig it so my father gets in.
Starting point is 00:32:26 And once my father gets in, then they're going to fucking basically have a scandal, throw him under the bus, and they're going to get Camel Toe Harris in. And Camel Toe Harris will be the fucking president. This was all preplanned. And this is what's happening right now. Who do you think? Who is they? Who is they?
Starting point is 00:32:47 The same day you've been asking about forever. You fucking Momo. Listen, Camel toe Harris will be president. This Montel Williams side bitch is going to be the leader of the free world. Okay. Just know that. Disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Wait, he was, she was Montel Williams, girl? Oh, yeah. Will you look that up, Dylan, before you stop trying to rig this discussion to help Brian? Will you look up Montel Williams, Camel Toe Harris? Well, I'm not going to look that up,
Starting point is 00:33:16 but yeah. Yeah, he had a serious illness, Montel Williams. I don't know what an is, but it's something bad for the post. Hey, you bad for Ferngully and Sam Tripoli. What's good, niggas? Hit my weed, though. I can't still
Starting point is 00:33:50 you know I haven't smoked weed on the rag in 10 years tell the difference between haze and regular weed back when I was a weed smoker, a mainly weed sm or I did haze and there is a different high I couldn't tell you now what you're raped and your dabs and shit what are we gonna get now I almost want regular weed I don't want a it's
Starting point is 00:34:19 against me a little too high, but goddamn. But yeah, another... Hella Mark normally... It just starts... Alright, let me show you this. This nigga's YouTube channel. He has over a million subscribers. He hardly drops videos. He drops a bunch of shorts.
Starting point is 00:34:46 And Mark, Brendan Schaub's handler is the star of all of them Brendan Schaub either fired him or he left but he got a better job of course Schaub ended up working with Chris D'Elia
Starting point is 00:35:02 when he was actinging Rehab. And now the nigga, the loser nigga, everyone we hated left the show and he's already got a better job and way more people see him than you. This nigga's making him the star
Starting point is 00:35:19 of his fucking shorts videos. Maybe next week though, right? That would have been so hot if you got that. of his fucking shorts videos. Go, go, go! Maybe next week, though, right? That would have been so hot if you got that. Oh, that's nice. Anyway, take the weight off, okay? Not yet. One more try.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Okay, you just fell. Okay, can we take the weight off now? No. What are you doing? It's a Tibetan breathing technique. It's going to work. All right, Mark, you don't have to impress her. Mark, you're going to shit yourself.
Starting point is 00:35:55 It's going to be way easier. Damn it! Slap me. No, I'm not slapping you. Okay, fine, I'll do it myself Mark enough you're gonna hurt yourself. I'm doing the technique where I fail five times before I hit a piano Leave me alone. Mark. There's no So hot it's all the technique Would you learn a technique?
Starting point is 00:36:19 now Brendan Schaub had this nigga For like three years. Gonna pay it his way. He's been off of Brendan Schaub for two months now. He got this gig a month and a half ago. Month and a half ago. That's the skyrocket chin.
Starting point is 00:36:41 What are you doing? They all left. Nick, what are you doing? They all left. Nick, what are you doing? If you leave and find someone else, you're like his handler. That's Brendan Sharpton. That's the thing BGL, all the niggas make fun of. Right now, he works for a nigga with over a million subs
Starting point is 00:37:05 I think that video had 3 million views it's a short though it doesn't count it doesn't mean anything but it's way better than running shop when 3,000 people see him in 2099 would have
Starting point is 00:37:22 a negative reaction the second he got away from shop In 2099 would have a negative reaction. The second he got away from Schaub. I don't know. Schaub fired him or he left. Couldn't tell you. He stopped being on two months ago. A month and a half ago he's on this nigga's channel.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Whatever happened. Oh what an upgrade. And now your talent comes out. Like I look at that nigga as BGL. I know he's that creepy, weirdo, faggot obsessed with the 400 kids and the really running job, but working in that thing,
Starting point is 00:37:55 that's kind of a funny clip. It's kind of interesting. Like, you find his purpose in shit. I don't know. I'm just saying. More sub-snow views? No. Subs do mean
Starting point is 00:38:32 it's a huge how many subscribers you have is a thing. However, views matter more than subscribers. However, subscribers is probably number two in the 10-step way to make money on the internet. But, yeah. Hard thing is saying Chilling
Starting point is 00:39:11 Went to Super Saiyan 5 Burgundy hair Insane Super Saiyan Super Saiyan Blue. Good nigga went fucking the Brawley's transformation, but yeah, we did fine. My favorite Rhode Island beer?
Starting point is 00:39:39 None. Oh, that Narragansett thing. I think that's the only Rhode Island beer I ever had. The Narragansett thing. I think that's the only Rhode Island beer I ever had. The Narragansett thing. It's not that good of a beer. Of course it's not. If it's a good beer, you can buy it anywhere. Davilcon?
Starting point is 00:40:04 No. And if anyone went to Davilcon, dabblecon no and if anyone went to dabblecon you're a bigger loser than stuttering john so how's that going yeah weed another hit in my pipe
Starting point is 00:40:27 how's that stuttering John did he go away or come back for these podcasts and and all them how'd that thing go he went away but I guess now it's Chad Tumac
Starting point is 00:40:44 but he's a nobody, and Opie, and... The fact that Shuey did it was the saddest thing. I tried advising that nigga. He didn't take my advice. And that's why I like Shuley now, because he took my advice when Southern John went away. And he was always gonna run away. One would think they would have talent and know-it-all
Starting point is 00:41:20 to move on to people bigger, and they don't. It was odd to me, I'm't know who are these podcasts now. And all them. They're doing Chad Zumach shows. What did Chad say? Oh no. By the way, to be honest, when they did the Stuttering John
Starting point is 00:41:45 thing, it was two years after I did it and set up Stuttering John, so. I never really cared for it, but then we delved in. They got some sort of audience. And then Stuttering John just went away and they had nothing's really. Yes, we're gonna, we're gonna, yeah, I'm gonna back the conspiracy social club, nigga.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Sorry I'm high. You're running? Well, no, you're not, Max Barnes. There's one thing dads will never do and that's run. So run away? Yeah, it's not gonna happen. I bet you won't run, row, steer master,
Starting point is 00:42:35 or sit up push-ups, though. I do, you liar. You're a goddamn motherfucking liar. Fucking dare you. Sclerosis.
Starting point is 00:42:59 There she is. Damn, bro. Devil Till Harris. He's a stud. Yeah. Devil Till Harris. Dude, right there, Montel. Montel will look like every character in The Matrix all at once.
Starting point is 00:43:15 That just looks like a picture. But she was hot back then. Brian, Brian. What? Did you just say that? That looks just like a picture? What's that? No, that was.
Starting point is 00:43:31 He was taking pictures with fans, and that's what that was. That was at a gala. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So Montel Williams just took a picture with, what, two groupies? And one just happens to be Campbell Toe Harris.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Well, I'm sure that they were like, Mr. District Attorney, can you take a picture with what two groupies and one just happens to be half Campbell tow hair I'm sure that they were like Mrs. District Attorney, can you take a picture with that? Yeah My god, oh my god Brian what delusional. I'm not saying that. What are you talking about? Wait, Sam, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:44:12 All right. Brian, you are already in Fantasyland. You just found another level of Fantasyland. You are Fantasyland within Fantasyland. So you're basically in the adult bookstore in Fantasyland. That's where you are. They're not going to know. Hunter Biden,
Starting point is 00:44:29 Sam. Crack-addicted Hunter Biden was not privy to the inner council of the elite. What are you talking about? Oh, I see. Did his dad tell his son this?
Starting point is 00:44:45 They do. So his dad knew this was going to happen to him? Yes. Brian, you hit it very, very close. He loves his son. This is so good. So good, Sam. So now you're saying that this scandal,
Starting point is 00:45:01 hold on a second, this amazing scandal With the What's it called The scandal with the Fucking Yeah Documents Whatever
Starting point is 00:45:12 Documents Scandal with the documents Hold on Sleeping Sleeping with No ice cream Well no It's still
Starting point is 00:45:22 I'm still alive but Yeah I got the type of cookies, yeah. Wow, what are you doing? I want to watch TV. We'll make it the cookies, all right, cookies. Give the dinner. Nigga, you make, or you want me to make it, all right, bye, bye. I'll make it.. Get the dinner. Oh, you said you don't make the cookies? Nigga, you make. Oh, you want me to make it?
Starting point is 00:45:46 All right, bye,. I'll make it. I just asked for it. OK, nigga. Oh, Jesus. Shut the door, stupid. Where's Sam Siena? It's TV.
Starting point is 00:46:00 You got a new season of Dave coming out. New season of Dave, March and mid-March coming out. You got movies. House Party. House Party. That's a big one. That's a big movie. Movie with Kev.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Movie with Kevin Hart. On a show, a Netflix show with Ali Wong that comes out. Netflix, then you have the Netflix special. Your own Netflix special. And the special comes out January 10th. January 10th. You got no documentaries made about you. Nope.
Starting point is 00:46:24 That's good. No. Not yet.th, you got no documentaries made about you. Nope. That's good. No. Not yet. No docs. No, no. No, it's like, it's like, feature, feature, TV. That's the key. That's the biggest thing.
Starting point is 00:46:32 No docs. No docs. No docs is really how you make it in Hollywood. No docs. You need no docs. Don't get a doc, dude. Don't do doc. Do scripted on me.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. Do the script. Stick to the script. No doc. I mean, look, it's TV. You got the script. Stick to the script. No, doc. I mean, look, it's TV. You got a new season of Dave coming out. DCM all. And obviously they're not as successful. But they gotta get on with some motherfucker. I love that Andrew Schultz roughed that up though.
Starting point is 00:47:16 And that's why I like Andrew Schultz. Niggas hanging out like Andrew Schultz. Yeah, I like him because he brings it up. He made it to the ultimate. We still kind of... As much as I would assume he would. Give the bone to us niggas. Yeah, there's a Chris that we had documentary.
Starting point is 00:47:41 He didn't say it by name, but you know what documentary is talking about. March and mid-March coming out? You got movies. House Party. House Party. That's a big one. That's a big movie. You have a movie with Kev.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Movie with Kevin Hart. On a show, a Netflix show with Ali Wong that comes out. Netflix. Then you have the Netflix special. Your own Netflix special. And the special comes out January 10th. January 10th. You got no documentaries made about you.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Nope. That's good. No. Nice. Yep. No docs. No, it's like feature, feature, TV. No docs.
Starting point is 00:48:15 No docs. Yo, no docs is really how you make it in Hollywood. No docs. You need no docs. Don't get a doc, dude. Don't do doc. Do scripted on me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Do the script. Stick to the script. no doc. Don't get a doc, dude. Don't do doc. Do script at home. Yeah. Do the script. Stick to the script. No doc. I mean, look, it's TV. You got a new season of Dave coming out. New season of Dave, March, in mid-March coming out. You got movies. House party.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah. I haven't gotten to see them yet. Why do I have to call them this guy? Um, what about the guys by the way? What happened to the bass frequency and porcelain and all those guys? What ever happened to them? What happened to them? I don't know. I know when it comes to enforcement in the country and in the country where I'm hearing the speech,
Starting point is 00:49:24 but on a big frequency? Why are all those dudes... Speaking of real funny, why aren't there any of these dudes making popular videos into this aspect. Des! You got my pipe and some weed? Oh my gosh, you're even cooking? All right, anyway. Yeah. Porcelain-based frequency. Alright, anyway. Uh, yeah. Porcelain beige frequency, uh, speaking of honey.
Starting point is 00:50:12 What was another one? Another what? I need some quick weed. Do you want me to smoke it, stupid. I'm gonna go to bed, dummy. And you're existing.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Okay, I'm gonna... I was asking... They could have mentioned Aaron Rogan by Ari Shaffir. I think it doesn't make any sense. Odd to me. By the way, I'm going to just throw that away. I'm going to throw... I'm gonna just throw that away.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I hit a weed. I'm gonna leave. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm gonna say. I don't know if I'm going to say, um, I don't know if I use Trump. Okay. I don't know. Please put it back. She disappeared. I don't know anything. You played Cheech and Chong?
Starting point is 00:52:01 I thought the Cheech and Chong movies were shit movies because weed, man. It's always been legal up here. So I never really gave a fuck about their movies. I mean, I'm gonna do. I never found them particularly that funny. Just because I live in the state or it's always been illegal. Man, since the 90s
Starting point is 00:52:25 weed has been legal in my state. Yeah. I still get weed humor and whatever. I don't know. And my pipe was designed, the point, the point was this cunt came out cause this cunt's gonna drink tonight, and that's my baby. Yeah, yeah, I gotta fuck off. Tomorrow when I told you, you did the thing. And I do it every night, because this cunt drinks every night.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Her pussy doesn't work. She gets drunk and says, you'd rather fuck my mom than me. Well, yeah, I would. I don't know, She's gonna cry tonight. I am hitting my weed, goddammit. Yeah. yeah What are you watching? Did I have anything on this whole thing?
Starting point is 00:54:11 Oh, the Goobie thing. Yeah. Goobie's back. He's made a comp. He's tweeting from the comp on Boss1, but he has his main one back. Here, back again. That's how we roll. Almost nine years of back again.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Why not? Talk about some shit, yo. Welcome back. I do appreciate the support we get here at the wonderful Compound Media. I've been trying. I don't know if people know, but my Anthony Cumia account with 200 and some odd thousand followers is back. It is back. It has been given back to me by space genius and electric car dude, Elon Musk. You might know.
Starting point is 00:55:23 There it is. Those are my two big ones compound buzz of course i have it again and cozy for when i want to talk about uh hitler and how awesome he is that's seems to be it's nick fuente's uh platform so um yeah so so i've've been exchanging emails with Twitter for a little while now, since the account came back. But like I said, if you notice, I haven't posted anything on it because I can't. I cannot log into the account. Oh, I know the password. I got that and the name and the email address and everything.
Starting point is 00:56:01 But whenever I try to log in, they say, hey, that's great. We're going to verify your phone number. So here is the number, and we will send a text there, and you just give us the code that's in the text. You know, you've been through that. People do this all the time. And I'm like, all right, you canceled my account six years ago. My number was different six years ago. I got a new phone, new phone number. So I can't.
Starting point is 00:56:37 And it's the only option it gives me. It pops up and goes, put the code in here. It doesn't say anything like if you want us to give you an email, do that. Nothing. So, Kumia, his main channel, his main Twitter has been unbanned. He can't use it because of the two-factor authentication. What's it called? Authentication.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I've lost two Twitch channels. By the way, if you watch me on Twitch, I'm just shitting you watching me, I don't lose it. When my phone breaks or I lose my phone, I buy a new phone and get a new number. That doesn't exist in this world. It's such an odd thing. And they make you do this. Nigga, I got the email and the password, let
Starting point is 00:57:30 me sign into my shit. This odd number you're gonna call me from. You can do a text now number. But that's the way they do it. That's a little scam. We need to pass a rule of enough of the two-factor authentication for your cell phone number. It sounds good until your cell phone breaks and you get a new number. Oh, you can't get that old account you had? What?
Starting point is 00:58:00 That makes no sense. Kumia should be able to sign into the Anthony Kumeya thing. He knows the email and he knows the fucking password. What else do you need? The number from six years ago when you banned him? It makes no sense. And then on top, it's sign out or help. That's all it says.
Starting point is 00:58:19 So you go to help and it just gives you suggestions. It doesn't give you a link that you click on to do something. So I've been trading emails with them and they've been getting back to me and it just gives you suggestions it doesn't give you a link that you click on to do something so i've been trading emails with them and they've been getting back to me and saying well uh uh take that phone number off your account put another phone number on your account make your account verifiable through email make your account i can't do anything with the account. I signed it with the email and the password. Let me in my fucking account. All that two-factor authentication thing is such bullshit. No one picks that, right? I like the way to log into some shit.
Starting point is 00:59:02 I can't get into the fucking thing. How do you not understand this? Log into your account and change the phone number. Oh, that'd be wonderful if I could do that. If I could log into the account, you wouldn't have gotten one email from me. That's the issue. I can't log into the fucking account.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I've traded so many fucking emails with this. Take a little look. This is what they fucking tell me. This is what they tell me. First, it started as an appeal to get my account back when Musk first took over. And they were like, well, we received your appeal. What is this two-factor authentication shit? People change phones and cell phone numbers all the time.
Starting point is 00:59:56 What is this they're making us sign up to? He has his account with the email and the password. That's not good enough. Why? He doesn't use that one cell phone number from six years ago. And why is there not a way to do that? I mean, he was banned six years ago. Obviously, he can get a new cell phone and shit.
Starting point is 01:00:21 How about this? The email and password is good enough that's it regarding account please reply to the message blah blah blah and then they go uh hi yeah this is my email address i send that back and then uh your account has been suspended and will not be restored because it was found to be violating Twitter's terms of service. This is in November. So I'm like, OK, fuck it, whatever. Then. I go, well, it's back.
Starting point is 01:01:00 And thank you for that. Thank you for that. Hi. Thank you for the response here's my name my username i six year old account suspended under the old uh ownership thankfully it has been recently reinstated right so um i need a way to change the number attached to the account, the phone number. And then they go, thanks for reaching out. Account validation via SMS is not supported for some carriers. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:01:34 That means nothing. In order for us to assist you, you can try an alternate phone number from a different carrier. What? What? It's not the carrier. I don't have that number anymore this I'm signing into my account I know my email and password that should be enough what
Starting point is 01:01:56 is this third step by the way if someone ripped me off your third step wouldn't stop them from ripping me off or your third step is fucking me from getting into my account what is this third step cause what would assume if you stole my password and email to get into my shit
Starting point is 01:02:20 you stole my phone to where you have to do the authentication shit like what is this and i told them this if you wish to add an email address please no no so i go it's only giving me a phone number verification option i get this every time and I added a screenshot. Thank you. Send SMS, the word stop to Twitter twice. Your phone will be removed from the account.
Starting point is 01:02:55 What? What? Send it via SMS from what? From what? It doesn't make sense. There's nothing to put in anywhere to put stop sms to who where what when via the web visit the mobile tab under your settings can't get to the settings won't let me anywhere near the account if you'd like to add a phone oh my god and then here's my last one it said thank you but i can't visit any tabs any of course all caps i can't get into the account exclamation point it continually asked me for the code being sent to a phone number I can't access anymore.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Here's a screenshot of the screen. This is the only option available to me. And there it is. Verify your phone number. Receive a text message with a confirmation code on your mobile phone number. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0276. You'll use the code to verify this is really your number.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Send code. And that's the only option. And I can't use it because I don't have that number anymore. And they just keep sending me shit to do in settings as if I got into the account. So, I don't know what the fuck to do. This is what I was
Starting point is 01:04:24 waiting for, by the way. someone that could fucking maybe help me out is Kurt here? send him in absolutely it's the the two factor authentication thing I hate so much it's so damn stupid so retarded
Starting point is 01:04:41 I lost it by the way I never no one signs up for it they make you sign up for it So retarded. I lost it. By the way, no one signs up for it. They make you sign up for it through Twitch. That's why I lost so many Twitch accounts. YouTube offers the option, but YouTube doesn't make you. Twitch makes you.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Ugh. And they only do it as a way to rip you off. Ugh. And they only do it as a way to rip you off. Because it serves no other function. If I sign in through my email and password, that should be good enough. Now, even if you send something to my phone, but I explained to you, I know I'm around that phone from six years ago,
Starting point is 01:05:34 a representative should be on the line. You know, they should do what other companies do. Are, you know, got that two thing, then give me the last four digits of your social security boom Yeah, other companies do that. They don't even do that though And there's a way you can sue them There are two factors on the authentication thing as a ripoff Like if I lose my phone or break my phone, there's no way for me to get it back. But like I said
Starting point is 01:06:06 Through that thing I called, they said, all right, we're going to figure it out. But what's the last four of your social and only you would know that? See, yeah, they don't do that, though. Oh, I think there's a lawsuit going on here. They should do that. Yeah, my phone's broken.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Six years ago, he had the two factor thing. I got the right email and password, let me in. No, all right. Then asked me to last four digits in my social. Ooh. Content handler in my chat. I spend all the time with the family. Ooh. Can't tell under my chat. I spend all the time with the family.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Ugh. What an odd thing to say. What a weirdo thing to say it does. What an odd and weirdo thing to say. What is up, Andy Violin? Eh, we'll get the red bar in a second. I have to check out this Brendan Schaub shit first cause I didn't watch this whole clip
Starting point is 01:07:27 what's he trying to say it's tough and I struggle with it because obviously you know I get a lot of hate online stuff like that so when someone's going through something I don't care I don't have any enemies I don't some people might not like me they're not getting that back
Starting point is 01:07:43 you know it takes the power from I'm your enemy people might not like me. I they're not getting that back. You know, it takes the power from I'm your enemy. You're suing me If you're suing somebody You can assume they're your enemy right now, I don't want to be your enemy But you are suing me So we are enemies we are enemies you're suing me so yeah
Starting point is 01:08:13 you're an enemy me I think with Dana it's tough and I struggle with it because obviously and you tried shitting on Dana through fucking UFCfc nard war dude i get a lot of hate online stuff like that so when someone's going through something i don't care i don't have any enemies i don't some people might not like me i they're not getting that back you
Starting point is 01:08:37 know it takes the power from so with dana people always think we have issues we don't let's you said to the nard war ufc dude at least i don't slap my wife right you said what is he talking about he shit on dana the second he got the chance to not only on that nard on his own show often i struggle with it because obviously you know i get a lot of hate online, stuff like that. So when someone's going through something, I don't care. I don't have any enemies. I don't. Some people might not like me.
Starting point is 01:09:11 They're not getting that back. You know, it takes the power from them. So with Dana, people always think we have issues. We don't. That's in the past. He's doing good. I'm doing good. If he called me and was like, hey, Shab, we need you to cover this.
Starting point is 01:09:24 You got it, dude. Hey, Shab, those kicks were fly. We're 13. Cool, you can have them. I'm doing good. If he called me as a k-shop. We need you to cover this. You got it, dude Yeah, hey job. Yo, it's cakes were fly. We're 13 cool. You can have them. I don't care Right, I have no animosity towards a guy So when this stuff came a lot of people in my mentions emails all can't wait to see you take on this Finally can light this guy up Mike. Oh you haven't been paying attention. I don't dogpile. I don't see anybody get canceled. He has a wife. You took a shot on that fucking Arnoir guy thing. Is he claiming right now he didn't say nothing about Dana White slapping his wife?
Starting point is 01:09:57 You did it on your main podcast that no one saw. Oh, you did a shit on him for it. What? Wife and kids, clearly has a wife. Wife and kids, it's not what I do. What I do know is people make mistakes. I know that for a fact. I have friends who've made some mistakes. And I believe in a comeback story.
Starting point is 01:10:18 I also don't think one situation out of Senior Frogs in Cancun or wherever he was at defines Dana White. But there has to be some sort of repercussions there 100 you can't put your hands on your women even if they hit you first i don't i don't care but i just i didn't know how to kind of take it in i didn't know how to digest i'm like oh that's not good that's not good. That's not good. And a part of me is like, I don't want to see,
Starting point is 01:10:47 like people are calling for him to lose his job. I'm like, that's not the answer. That can't be the answer. Like, and for those of you asking for him to lose his job, I'm not saying you put your hands on women, you've never made a mistake before. By the way, the reason why he's doing this, Dana White shit did nothing.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Dana White is still in charge. He didn't have to step down. There wasn't enough backlash for whatever reason. And that's why he's doing this apology thing. That's the first thing you jumped on. Dana White slapped his wife, right UFC fans? You know, like that, right? The first thing he jumped on.
Starting point is 01:11:30 And now you're saying it doesn't matter? What? But I don't vouch for him or defend him. And as he said, don't defend him. There should be some repercussions. I think my biggest takeaway from all of it, and they're going to do what they want with Dana, and I have no control over that.
Starting point is 01:11:51 But what I do think, my takeaway was, how powerful is Dana White? I don't think, you know, some people are like, oh, if he was a black man, he'd be canceled. It's not a black or white thing, it's a power thing. I think, you know, he shows you how powerful he is with, you can tell, you know, Fox and ESPN, they've been mum on it, which I was surprised, especially in this current climate. But it just shows you how powerful he is with you can tell Fox and ESPN they've been mum on it which I was surprised especially in this current climate but it just shows you how powerful
Starting point is 01:12:08 he is what it means when you initially trashed him and now you got nothing off of is he apologizing trying to claim he said nothing against Dana White slapping his wife
Starting point is 01:12:23 you were the nigga out the gate. As you should have been, by the way, because you're in the beef with him, but... You were the nigga out the gate with that nigga saying, I don't slap my people. You see, guy's right. And he did that unfunny thing for 10 minutes
Starting point is 01:12:43 where you're like, am I right? And he looked that unfunny thing for 10 minutes. We were like, am I right? And he looked at the camera. Wow, he's backpedaling this much on this? It has nothing to do with me. He doesn't control anything I do. I was just like, oh, wow, that's intense. How proud for that guy is. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:00 I can't imagine. And I haven't gotten Rogan's take on it. But, you know, you got to be careful with Rogan too, right? He comes from a family of, he's seen domestic violence, his mom being punched in the face, so I'm sure he feels a certain type of way about it. But you guys are so close to the flame. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:13:14 I'm all the way out here. You have to wake up and just be like, oh, dang it. No, it's hard. It's a lot. And I'm not even trying to put you on the spot. You don't have to answer. No, it's okay. We're boys.
Starting point is 01:13:23 I love the fuck out of you. So it's like, I wasn't even going to bring you up. It's just, it's an elephant in the room. Kind of. No, and it's a tricky thing. That cocksucker took the first shot at Dana. First laughing in the wife. Which was fine. The fact that he's trying to deny it now is hilarious to me.
Starting point is 01:13:50 He's trying to, what's he scared of? Yeah, we're watching Red Bar, don't worry. Sitting on Tim Dillon right now, butandina. As you should have, you get an outing. Now, you were unfunny and not successful in it, but you did try doing that. But now you're backpedaling? Thank you. The I'm out. Thank you. I'm out The name Zara means ''Clean''
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