The Yewneek Pod - Artie Lange completes his drug program! And The Kangaroo bleeps on bleeps!

Episode Date: July 17, 2022

No nose Art re-emergence on Twitter. Cumia and Kevin Brennan discuss. Why Dave Blandau is still an unfunny flaggeth and Aiu on crime stats.

My big homie B Streets Ladies and gentlemen What you about to witness is my thoughts Just my thoughts man Right or wrong Just what I was feeling at the time. Woo! You ever felt like this?

You vibe with me. Yo. Takeover. The break's over, nigga. God MC. Me. J-Hover. Halo soldier.

You ain't ready for war. ROC too strong for y'all. It's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Pen to a test. Your chest in a line of fire with your thin ass vest You bringing them boys to bed Them boys gon' win This is grown man B.I. Get you rolled in the triage, B.I.G.

Reach ain't long enough, Gunny Your peeps ain't strong enough, fucker Rockefeller is the army, better yet the Navy Niggas will kidnap your baby, spit at your lady We bring knife to fist fight, kill your drama we kill your motherfuckin' ass with a sledgehammer don't let me do it to your dunny cause I overdo it so you won't confuse it with just rap music R.O.T. we runnin' this rap shit M.E.Z.Y. we runnin' this rap shit

the broad street bully, we runnin' this rap shit get dipped up in plastic when it happens that's it free weight, we runnin' this rap shit Get zipped up in plastic when it happens, that's it Freak, wait, we runnin' this rap shit Old as fuck, we runnin' this rap shit Chris Benique, we runnin' this rap shit I am back, niggas I don't care if you all pee, my whole trick is to rule You know the fuck, I got money stacks bigger than you

When I was pushin' weight, back in 88 You was a ballerina, I got the pictures, I seen you Then you dropped your ones, switchin' demeanor Well, we don't believe you, you need more people Rockefeller, tourists of the game, we shaft the classes Nobody can read you, dudes like we do Don't let them gas you like jigger his ass and won't clap you Trust me on this one, I'll detach you Mind from spirit, body from soul They have to hold a mask, put your body in a

hole No, you're not on my level, get your brakes tweaked I sold with your whole album, sold in my first week You guys don't want it with hoes X-Naz, he don't want it with hoes No, R-O-Z, we runnin' this rap shit Be single, we runnin' this rap shit M-Eazy, we runnin' this rap shit Be single, we runnin' this rap shit M-Eazy, we runnin' this rap shit Just zip up in plastic when it happens, that's it Old and spark, we runnin' this rap shit Freeway, we runnin' this rap shit

Chris and Neat, we runnin' this rap shit Talk with a nigga, fly with a nigga I know you missin' Nas, uh But along with celebrity comes bout Seventy shots to your frame, nigga You are Use the fag model for car canine, Esco ass Went from nasty Nas to Esco's trash

Had a spark when you started, but now you're just garbage Fell from top ten to not mention at all To your bodyguard's Gucci Wally's verse, better than yours Matter of fact, you had your workflow on a whole fucking song But I know the sun don't shine, the sun don't shine That's why your career's come to an end It's only so long, big thugs in potential Nigga, you ain't livin', you witnessed it from your folks' pad

You scribbled in your notepad and created your life I showed you your first tech, then tore it large with Setsa Then I heard your album, bought your tech on addresses Oh yeah, I stand for your- Yes, no, maybe I don't know Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now

You're not the boss of me now And you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now And you're not so big Life is unfair What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate.

The preferred way of donating is in the stream lab. Link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's popping? You like to take over instrumental way better than the song? Let's get back to that shit. Perhaps tomorrow. Tom or Ro. By the way, let me clarify. I never liked Jay-Z spitting

that diss song over that beat. Loved the beat. Loved what Jay-Z was saying. Should have just been on a different beat. Comey is my real dad? No. My mom's white. It would have came out white.

Kinda. That's right, Chris. I'm full of piss and vinegar. By the way, whatever motherfucker who keeps donating one or two dollars through Streamlabs and then contacting him to have it taken back,

when I figure out your name, I'm banning you for being gay. But aside from that, how was your Thursday? Okay. Call me as Black, though. He's like Prince Black. Nat, how was your Thursday? Call me as Black, though. He's like Prince Black. I don't look Mexican. I don't look Mexican at all.

I look like Baba Booey's love child. No, I don't look Mexican at all. I look like Baba Booey's love child. No, I don't. But Mad Wins and Crown Wins on Fortnite. oh dave landau tried multiple false copyright strikes on my channel although i won them and he never ended up suing me however when he did it was when uh the pelican brief first dropped and i was the first person with that video, but I couldn't post it because I was, I had to only go off on my backup channel because my main channel, I wasn't able to post for a week or two

because I had to wait for the false copyright strike shit to go through with Dave Landau. So Dave Landau cost me a shitload of money. When the Pelican brief dropped, so two years ago? I want to say? Yeah. But he never ended up fucking suing me. You spelled Cape Verdean wrong, Anon.

By the way, huge Skate 4 news today. I told everyone who I play with on Warzone and Fortnite and Fall Guys and Apex that when Skate 4 comes out, peace niggas, I'm going to be on that for a hot minute. Good news! Skate 4 is going to be a free-to-play game across all platforms and have cross-play. I think a smart way to take it, there will be micro transactions in the game but you can't do any to like unlock parts of the map or be better or anything. But Skate 4, although it's technically just gonna be called Skate now,

is gonna be a free-to-play game. So, I can't wait for that to drop I think the new thing they're trying to integrate is it'll probably be the classic skate style with the use the hit stick to do all the

tricks and shit but I think with your character they're adding in a bunch of parkour shit you can do so now it's gonna be open I mean free to play though to adding in a bunch of parkour shit you can do. So now it's going to be open, I mean, free to play, though. Which is dope, because now everyone who I play every other game with, I can say, let's go just play Ski. Ski. I don't know how to spell Zezekoslovakia, nigga.

Oh, dude. On those videos that Dave Landau tried false copyright striking, I never even played clips I just talked throughout all all the videos this wasn't when he was him in Iraq Iraq for some reason co-hosted with him cuz comey was out the week I never even played clips. It wasn't like what I usually do of hey, I'm going to play this, react to it,

then talk about it. No, I just talked throughout the entire videos. And he tried hitting those videos. But I did the response back and he decided to not sue me, so they went away. And I didn't even care that he did it, though.

He did it the week the Pelican Brief dropped. I had the exclusive. I mean, we watched it live on my backup channel, which was a huge stream and dope, but I had literally first access to the video. I could have been the guy who dropped that video and got over a million views on my main channel. But nope, couldn't post to the main channel because I was dealing with Dave Landau bullshit I played some red bar he played

two bits of it oh the pelican brief is um the howard stern in the um theater telling his staff to create fake accounts to try and get celebrities on the show Howard Stern had this huge staff meeting and it's rumored there's a part two where Baba Booey asks is Marcy his new boss but we never got a part.

I don't even really believe there's a part two. The people who, because Stuttering John knew about it well, way before it happened. Claimed this existed. No one believed him. Then he dropped the 15 second clip, I want to say like two weeks

before the full thing dropped. And then two weeks before the full thing dropped and then two weeks later it dropped. Well, there you go, all the old videos back. The great thing about the old channel was I could not drop a video ever again on that channel. But if it was still up, I would make it, let's say, five years from now, that channel would still make $1,000 a month, at least.

Just off of old videos and shit But gotta try and get it back But I wanted to check out this kumia thing And then we're gonna get into the Brendan Chobb thing and Bobby Lee Editing out his name. You know, we all... I mean, at that point, what's the point of editing it? But first, the Kumia thing.

Kumia had on Kevin Brennan. And Neil. That's my brother, Neil. Kevin Brennan and Neil that's my brother Neil mad props that shit well that's YouTube

curiosity that's my new nickname and it's quite you know it just popped up on twitter we should we should actually read this happy to announce that i've completed the new york new jersey i'm sorry drug court program thanks to my family and friends and fans for all your support arty lang yes yes i great arty lang saw that, and I posted. I just seen it for the first time. I posted that, and I replied, only 49 states to go. This guy's all right.

Because, you know, Jersey, whatever. He did one. One down. That's pretty good. I mean. Who knows? It's Twitter. Who knows?

It's Twitter and it's Artie. Who the fuck knows? Was it notarized? Did anyone give it its blessing? It needs the little stamp on it from the notary. I need to see him standing there with the judge or something like a picture. Right. Somebody in front of a diploma. A diploma would be good. Him with the little hat on like with a thing of urine yeah he's holding it like the diploma big tube of his own urine yeah and he spikes it like a i just can picture arty right now sitting in a hotel room with eight bags of heroin and two hookers next to him now that he's off of this drug court thing.

Hope not. But I can picture it. Ball after a touchdown. I certainly hope, of course, as we all do. Thoughts and prayers. Best wishes. Best wishes. Yes.

Best wishes. How many shows did he do? Here? I know he was here for about a year. Yeah. Yeah. But how many shows did he do uh here i know he was here for about a year but yeah yeah but how many shows did it actually two hour shows did he do well that's just it some days he'd show up for 10 minutes and then he'd go to the hotel down the street because he was tired because he was tired he had to go to sleep do you know they actually closed that hotel down revamped it and reopened it? And I think it was just because of Artie.

Yeah. I heard the story. At 8th? The one that has the dinosaur in the lobby now? Yeah. And this was the hotel that video on the old channel about this, where he got into the fight with the drug bag with Dan in front of it and Artie acted very odd.

He's like, oh, my God, he's harassing me. Like some weirdo shit. Fucking, I don't know. It's not like a name. 34th and 8th? No, it's literally like if you turn toward 8th, it's two buildings down from this one. Once you get to Yale, then you call. It's not even.

Oh, okay. And, yeah, he stayed there a couple of times. And they called here because we used to have to give our credit card for Artie to stay there. And so when damage is done, they would call us. And one time they were horrified. They go, there is blood all over this room. Like, what happened? I think there was a murder.

They go, no, that's Artie's. Artie's nose can bleed like a human being. It'll bleed out. He didn't have his own credit card? No. Not a credit card. Can you imagine how maxed out that would be on cash advances for Coke? Yeah, but how much?

Wow. He came to me once and needed like $20. He goes, Anthony. He called me. He goes, Anthony. He called me. He goes, I need 20 bucks. I need $20. Where were you going to meet him? Well, I was staying at my apartment on 51st and 8th.

So he's like, I need 20 bucks. I'm like, all right, Artie. I'm at 51st. Damn. Artie Ling, while working on the AA show, and Kumia was paying him $800,000 for that year. He never actually had to pay that because he didn't finish out the year or show for most of the shows.

He called the nigga to ask him for $20. $20? An eighth? I got my... I'm right by the... That's where they sell all the drugs. That's where they sell the drugs. I'll just, I'm right by the. That's where they sell all the drugs. That's where they sell the drugs. I'll just give it to the drug dealer, and you go to him and say,

oh, I'm cool. Pay in advance. Anthony took care of me. Yeah, and then he's on the phone still, and he goes, because I agreed to 20 so fast, he goes, can you make it 50? And I was like, yes, Artie, whatever you need, man. He goes, all right, 100. But he comes by.

And by the time he got to me, I shelled out $300. For real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what a scare. He did pay me back, though. Like, he said he was going to pay me back tomorrow. And the next day, he did pay me back. So he's not, you know, he wasn't trying to fuck me over.

No, of course not. He just, I guess the banks were closed. Remember when the banks used to close at 3? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess the banks were closed at noon. It must have been a holiday. Some guy did that to me. Some guy did that to me.

I was working with him in Vegas. And he goes, the first night, he goes. He's already bullshit. So this guy, Mitchell Walters, he's now dead. He used to tour with Kinnison or whatever. So the first night, he goes, can you lend me 50 bucks? He goes, I'll pay you tomorrow. So I give him 50 bucks.

He pays me tomorrow. Then after he pays me, he goes, can he if they're after he pays me goes can you lend me a hundred now because i'm good see now he's good for it what am i stupid so wait so you're good so we just keep going up in money that's nobody's ever asked me to lend them money i think that's because they know i will say no I'm letting you a thousand you see I'm good for it now lend me a hundred that's a great scene

in the great Pacino film that just fell down it's part of the hardware from Gino's mouth he's got a fucking he's got a hardware store I don't know. He's got a fucking, he's got a hardware store. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

Yeah. Donnie Brasco, the movie Donnie Brasco. When Donnie Brasco gives Pacino, whatever, Lefty, a Christmas card with 500 bucks in it or something. Yeah. And Pacino, Lefty gives Donnie brosco 500 bucks just to literally exchange the same amount of money and then as donnie brosco's leaving lefty goes could could i just borrow that back that 500 i'll get it to you i'll get it back to you literally as he's leaving at the door at the door when he got it was like okay this guy's about a piece of i know

patrice said donnie bros, one of his favorite gangster movies. Never found it that good, to be honest with you. I didn't buy it. The Johnny Depp and Al Pacino shit. The rules. Yeah. I'm not telling any tales out of school there that Lefty was a piece of shit. Yeah.

Donnie Brosco. But anyway, good luck to Artie Lang. Yes, yes, of course. Good luck to Artie Lang. Always good to have you here, Kevin. Did you see Gino Bisconti today? Yeah. It's a little odd.

There is something going on with his speech. Yeah. I feel so bad. I like seeing him get pulled over by the cops. Oh, no. They're like, have you been drinking? He's like, yeah, I've been drinking all. I've been showing you the entire Monday of July.

Have you? Step out of the vehicle, sir. I'm going to ask you to follow this pen with your eyes. Yeah, it's fucked up. I've seen clips of him on the show, but to be in person with the legend and have him, like, talk. Oh, I know. He looked like he just went to the dentist and had fucking. Yeah, like Dovahkiin.

Yeah, they did something. When you get to the dentist and you can't talk normal for three hours. But with him, it's been four weeks. It's so bad. You know, it's funny, Pat. I've seen him try to talk to women at a bar. That's why I was extra late today showing up for the show. Four fucking eights.

Two of them were nines. The other two were eights. Yeah, walked in right when I was talking with Gino and the other guys over there. Those fucking goons. Who was that one goon? By the way, if you ever want to meet Kumi, when I was talking with Gino and the other guys over there. Those fucking goons. Who was that one goon? By the way, if you ever want to meet Kumi,

apparently you go to this bar Sullivan's in Manhattan. You can meet him. Goons. Is he paying them? Which one? Which one guy was like really big, wasn't he? Yeah. I just saw him when they were leaving. They all look the same to me.

They all said they're from Chicago. Yeah, yeah yeah they're the chicago crew untouchables movie they're pushing carriages down the stairs it's awesome they uh yeah so so i'm standing there uh you know gino gets me a shot because he's not is joe rogan a god awful comedian? Because he did it the classic way. Meaning, I know we're talking about now in his stool humping ways, but he was a successful enough stand-up comedian to get on news radio. What was his act like? Like, what was Joe Rogan's act that got him on news radio? Drinking, but he has to be in the shot. Out of respect.

He toasted me with some chocolate drink, and I swear I wanted to go bloop and drop it right in his fucking drink. He did drink it. He can't drink or he's not? I guess his doctor told him not to drink. I guess it thins your blood, alcohol, you know? And if you have any open wounds or fractures or what have you it might cause a problem uh and then the door opens and four

beauties walk in really and i'm just like oh jesus christ now we gotta leave you know they made a wrong turn they made a wrong turn i yeah ooh sullivans i hear that's the hot spot of manhattan steno pascante here by chance yeah oh i guess you got tired of dreary old manhattan yeah it was uh they came in and i had enough stop acting like you can pick up chicks you're with missy that's already in me where I have no qualms about walking right up and starting a conversation. Oh, you started chatting them? I didn't because I had a show to do.

I had, look, I've ditched you enough times here. I wasn't going to ditch you today. But, you know, so we kind of talked about them and how pretty they were and whatnot. And then I had to go. So, you know, that's why I was late. But, yeah, occasionally some pretty girls come into that jernt. Yeah.

You were there that night, the Texas girls. Yeah, but that was a... I think I said I had to go. That was a... Millionaire Whit Missy. Old school Kumia millionaire. What the fuck those bitches... When he used to have a mansion. St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, yeah.

I thought it was raining. That's why they walked in there. They literally turned to any open door to get out of the rain. The 99-cent pizza was too crowded, so they walked into Sullivan's. Well, they had more, but one was raped at the 99-cent pizza, so they decided to leave the 99-cent pizza, so they decided to leave the 99-cent pizza. There was almost another fight at Sullivan's today.

I'm sitting at the table, my normal table in the back. Table near the streets in our old familiar place. And this guy comes in. He uses the bathroom, and then he goes to walk out. You're like the unofficial mayor of the place, because you. He uses the bathroom. And then he goes to walk out. You're like the unofficial mayor of the place because you're sitting at the bathroom. You're sitting where all the action takes place. The ATM, the bathroom. I got a view of everyone when they walk in.

Don't Stop Believin' started playing. Oh, really? I felt like I'm supposed to look down, stop, and I'm supposed to look up and get whacked. It was a very Sopranos-y moment. Where are you at in 2022 where don't start believing so funny? And Pat comes in and punches me. Punches anybody? He's in a members-only jacket.

I don't know what happened. It was a catastrophe. He comes in every day like a fucking cuckoo clock. Just clock someone at the same time. Whoever's in Gino's chair. Same time every day. Pat is still under the impression that nothing is wrong with Gino. Oh, really?

He's got an Ace Hardware store in his face. And for some reason, like, I think he's lying. I don't know. I think he's bullshitting. He's a good actor think he's lying. I don't know. I think he's bullshitting. He's a good actor if he's lying. Broken jaw. They don't fucking go out and start talking, doing a talk show after a mother. Oh, Pat.

He knows Gino is bad news, though. Well, we all know that. He got Pat Dixon fired for the most part. Got him fired. I mean, Pat Dixon wouldn't have done it. You are victim blaming, sir. Pat Dixon wouldn't have done it. You are victim blaming, sir. Pat Dixon would have done this unless he was provoked. And he got that clown from Ohio fired from his job, Tony Mazur.

Right, right. So I usually, when I do your show, I usually come in a little early, say hello to Gino, but no more. Keep a good. He's just fucking bad news. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean?

Yeah, he just, Pat Dixon, what the fuck he. You're like blaming. I wouldn't even want to play poker with Pat Dixon because I would want to have him and be like, now Pat can't eat. Oh, believe me. I didn't. I folded like pocket aces. Yeah. When Pat, believe me, I folded like pocket aces. Yeah.

And Pat put money out there. I had pocket aces. That would be horrible. Yeah, I got nothing. I can't fucking, what am I going to do, take his money? I'm going to turn over my axe

and be like, what the fuck's going on? You got pocket aces. Pocket aces. I'm like, I'm not taking Pat's money. Oh, the jokes though. Oh my God.

It was, everything was a punch in the face joke. Yeah. You know, oh, he's got a wired pair wired pair you know like Gino's jaw is wired uh oh what a good hand I hope he doesn't ball it up and hit someone with it it just did not stop he didn't care oh no no it's like hey uh we got some punch you want it and then he asked me for a Red Bull. I go, a Red Bully? What?

You need a... Oh, it was hilarious. He tweeted yesterday that Gino is a piece of shit or something. It was very early in the morning tweet. Yeah, oh, yeah. 407, I believe. He's getting up maybe as an early job. Maybe he has, like, a paper route or he's a milkman.

Got it with the New York Post Ironically enough Imagine he gets it with the Daily News Not a good paper But I'll still He does love that post He would hang on to the last one Oh it's right there

Now I notice it was a little early Yeah yeah it was a little early. Yeah, yeah, it was a little early, which is never good. Six in the morning. Every tweet I've ever gotten in trouble for was somewhere between 3 and 6 a.m. It's not a good thing. They should have one of those features where at a certain time you could turn something on or you set a timer. Right, where they don't let you tweet anymore? Yeah.

Or they go, look, read this. Do you really want to hit send? Something. Anything. It's going to be a serious exam. I remember they had this, I was implying, because, you know, everybody's like a whore now. Everyone's like a sex worker.

Yeah, yeah. For some reason, I got triggered by something. Powering. So I kept, I was calling all these sex workers like whores and stuff. And it was like, it was getting. Were you a boomer? Yeah, at first it was like, but then as the night got on, I kept doing it. And then as soon as I wake up.

You look like a retard who is burning a fire and you sound like a fag. But continue, Kevin. Everything shut down. It was almost like Twitter didn't even, like they took my phone while I was sleeping. They come in. I'm like, where's my phone? It's like the mob. Yeah.

I'm like, I just had a couple of laughs before I went to bed. Now everything's suspended. Yeah, yeah. You're done. You're fucking done. And then I think somehow my wife found out and she's like. By the way, as Kumi is co-host. No, you didn't make it, faggot.

Why am I going to give up when Kumi is co-host? Hey, my brother Kevin. I got like this. I look like a burn victim. You're a faggot. What did you say? You just said they're not they're prostitutes. Yeah, yeah. They're not sex workers.

Like, even a prostitute wants to, like, be treated with respect now. It's like, it's stupid. Yeah, we ran. But if you say that, you know, people can't handle the truth. I think we saw that in a movie once. I saw that in a movie once. It was a famous line from some unknown actor. We should have Gino try to do different impressions, like famous lines from movies.

Jack Nicholson, you can't handle it. Every line would be like, you can't handle it. You can't handle it. Shush. Shush. Here's shiny. What a fucking bastard. Plus, plus.

You know it's the kind of guy that gets into a car accident driving 90 miles an hour, and as soon as he can drive again, he... Heads up, the Opie smashing is coming. He goes 90 again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a clip. I don't know if that was from before he got in trouble or before he got punched. He breaks a Red Bull in the fucking control room.

You look like you're burned on fire and your ears were stung by bees. Red Bull, that was just the other day. What the fuck is that? What the fuck? He didn't learn his lesson. I wanted to punch him. That was just the other day. I can't believe Garrett didn't punch him.

He apologized to me. He did come up and he goes, boss, I'm sorry about that. He's not even drinking? I know. That's the crazy part. That's the sorry about that. He's not even drinking? I know. That's the crazy part. That's the fucking crazy part. He's not even drinking. When he's doing anything, is he doing little...

He's doing like... Cocaine? What do they call that? Cocaine. What do they call that stuff? Cocaine? Something like that? Cocaine.

I don't know what he's doing. You don't just break a Red Bull. You don't throw a Red Bull in the control booth. Especially in the control booth. They're your friends, first of all. You kind of need them to do the show. The equipment is very vulnerable

to the slightest sticky thing in a slot. There's nothing wrong with Kevin Rudd. He's not funny. He's only like, you're a brother comedian? Fuck you. They say fuck you, so now they say fuck me. I've been doing comedy for 40 years

and I have not one special. If you're a stand-up comedian five years into stand-up comedy, you don't have a special or a sitcom or a known podcast you're not a comedian Kevin Brennan is not a comedian no no you do club things

and now you've gotten by for 30 years the you're not a comedian that was a special dude ten chiometer yeah anything that goes wrong from now on we're just for 30 years, you're not a comedian. That was special, dude. Tentiometer. Yeah, anything that goes wrong from now on, we're just blaming it on that one instance. It's just blame it on Gino's stupid Red Bull. And comedian becomes a new rapper. Growing up,

when I come back and do my vacations from the military, chill my niggas. Everyone was a rapper. They never recorded a song or did anything. Just called themselves rappers. They mainly said, we're rapping. No, you're not.

There need to be qualifications to be something you claim. Kevin Brennan, you're not a comedian. Where's your special? You're doing a 40-year-year with your four specials but are you exit extra thing and we have one special you better fucking force all of a sudden he's in the face son he's Gallagher yeah he sees you need a raincoat when he's in the room and the sledgehammer Gino didn't learn his lesson. No.

Pat Dixon. No, Pat, that should have been. No, he doesn't call it the bullshit. He's a pussy. A lesson to Gino, right? Listen, when comics put their hands on me. Yeah, yeah. Like, hey, maybe I'll lay low for a couple of weeks.

You actually consider perhaps you might have contributed to the reason that they. But I mean, it doesn't happen in a vacuum. It doesn't happen for no reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, Gary Goman was 100% wrong. Bobby Kelly was like 80% wrong. But they, you know, whatever.

It's still, it wasn't like they just, they didn't. It's also 80% body. By the way, I'm of the belief this faggot attacked them, instigated it, and got attacked. So you can just say, this comedian attacked me. He probably instigated all of it. Where's your special or set or clip of you doing stand-up comedy? I don't see it camera running. Be fat.

Yeah, exactly. A hundred maybe. They didn't do it unprovoked. So then when it happens, I'm like, all right,. Be fat. Yeah, exactly. A hundred, maybe. They didn't do it, like, unprovoked. So then when it happens, I'm like, all right, maybe I'll lay low for a minute. Didn't you provoke them? Because that's your thing. But you're not funny and interesting. Weak.

Right, right. Yeah, you got to know. No, Gino's right back at it. Slamming Red Bulls on the floor of the control room. I don't know. Are you a fucking mental patient? Then you're saying he's not drinking, I'm like, there's no way he's not drinking.

I don't know. I adore the guy. He's very charming in person. He's very charming in person. I don't know how it translates through this screen. I can mute it when I'm watching him at home. I can mute it. Yeah, you mute it and go, this guy's just charming. It would be a great mime. He would love Gino if he was a mime.

He's always got something nice to something. Look, Gino's trying to get out of a glass box. Yeah, when you see him, it's hard to get mad at him, right? That's what it is. You're not with him, though. It's easy to go. You're not with him, though. It's easy to go, like, I side with Pat Dixon. I just thought you playing poker with Pat Dixon was like, I'm like, Kumi is playing chess, and we're all playing checkers. He's fucking, next play, you should play poker with Opie. That would be a fucking windfall for everybody. What a stack of dead money he'd have on the table.

Well, he's a... Listen, I don't bring up the... You can't bluff. You can't bluff. Opie brings... He pays... What was the thing? Listen, I'm a fan of his Opie radio.

I'm a fan, man! I'm a fan! You never said Opie because you're an unfunny faggot, Kevin, but... That would be a good impression he could do too yeah Gino doing fucking devil's advocate Pacino I'm a family man what Opie said he spends

$100,000 a year on security did you see that I saw that and I didn't understand but he doesn't have money for never ever I didn't understand. But he doesn't have money for... Brennan never trashed Opie. Ever. First time.

I'm trying to call you. Are you calling me? Are you maybe making your co-host when you're in South Carolina? No. Brennan's not. Because you're not funny. I'm not going to call you. Now you're not funny. You're not going to come.

Now you're showing OB five years later. You're the worst pussy ever. I'm not a pussy coming around. I literally have a co-host trying to bring me on. Not the time. Karen running or she was talking. she was afraid of me. She fears me. I don't know why. I'm pretty impressed now with the years of this. You're a pussy faggot. It's not funny.

For parking for his car, that case. Why don't they have security watch his car because the guy's paying 100 grand side mirror stolen in the course of a month yeah you're spending where's the security he doesn't want where where are you spending that maybe you're maybe you're misappropriating your security money maybe Have somebody watch your car. Maybe the security guy says, like, hey, the best security, you never know where I am. I'm always watching. You'll never know where I am. But if there's trouble, don't worry. I'll be there. And then he just

takes his money. And his mirror. And his mirror. Yeah, he's the one that goes, dude, you know. Black guys. For $150,000 a year, I'll watch your car, too. I'm just watching, making sure you're okay. Give me $20,000. Give me $40,000.

Give me $300,000. What you need to do is pay me $180,000 a year, and then nothing will happen. A mirror won't be missing. He actually brings the mirrors back. He goes, look, man, look. See? I found them. I'm fucking amazing.

That's how good I am. I don't know what. fucking amazing. That's how good I am. I don't know what. Opie. That's fun. That, again, to me, like, I know a couple of months ago. We were talking about this. Oh, yeah. But it is entertaining for me as kind of like a neutral, not neutral, but just kind of like.

Yeah. No, why would he? Even if you spend that much, you wouldn't tell anybody. No, no. It's embarrassing. You're like, well, first of all, yeah, you know, why would he why? Even if you spend that much, you wouldn't you wouldn't tell anybody. No, no. It's like, what are you? Well, first of all, what are you protecting? Maybe someone. What are you talking for? You retarded. No fan race. Bring involved faggot. Shut up. I'm going to rob you of your spending that much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe you have valuables in your house. You're basically telling people. If he's spending $100,000 on security, he's got to have a few bucks on him. Maybe I'll go to his house. Rolex or something. Yeah, I'm going to rob him because he told me. It's a $30,000 Rolex. No guy would spend $100,000 on security unless it was worth robbing.

I'm going to rob him. It makes no sense. You don't have parking for your car. He believes that I am the reason for every bad thing that's ever happened to him. He thinks I went on Reddit and all these other websites from years ago, message boards and whatnot, and just enticed people and made them go after him. And it's like, does anyone remember that I was also being slammed on every one of those sites? Why would I turn around and attack the opester in that way?

And then, yeah, when he's talking about the security thing, that was the other thing. He got on and he goes, I just never knew Anthony, man. I just never knew who he was. You know? I thought we were friends, but he turned out to be a totally different guy than I thought he was. And I'm like, I still have every friend I had back then, except for maybe two. Two people that did something so fucking crazy

that I just kind of got them out of my life. Landau. Well, no, of course. But Obie, literally, he doesn't hang out with anybody from the old days, and they all have a beef with him. So it's like I changed. All his new friends died. He had some real bad luck for a while.

Some bad luck. Carl Ruiz. By the way, you could buy a Ruizing T-shirt on his site. Can you? Oh, yeah, because he's mourning. Even to this day, he's mourning selling shirts with Carl's catchphrase on it, Ruizing. I'd rather get a Vic Henley. Yeah, you could get a Henley, too.

That is true. You can get a Vic Henley. Yeah, you could get a Henley, too. That is true. You can get a Vic Henley. Your kid is getting so old. Oh, I... Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I heard it was his 10th birthday and I thought he just walked in. I go, that's a hard 10,

man. Please cut to him. Of course. Yo, I made him... There he is. Daddy! Daddy! Yo, I made him... yo I made pizza I made him and then he talked to Kevin Brennan with the rest of it and who cares yeah like I love this shit on Ganobie. But Cameron Brennan brought on this. The biggest faggot in the world. The biggest pussy in the world. Cameron Brennan is the biggest pussy ever. Cameron Brennan would not talk to me.

He would talk to Redwell before me. He's not not talk to me. They'll talk to Redwar before me. They're kind of fucking odd to me. They're killing the knowledge, Redwar. Karen Brennan will say, Redwar did this thing against me. I never did a video against Karen Brennan. But Redwar... against Caleb Brennan. But he was a character, a literary, I think I learned that as a co-host.

So he not talk to me, you know, he felt a little horrible. So I have to assume, I have to assume Cooney hates me that much. Like, well, Cooney hates Redd-On more than me. me that much. When I went to Cooley he It kind of ran into every pussy ever. Every best time ever. I said no, Kevin's a liar. Why does he fear me so much? And if you talk, I'm not gonna call you an arse or anything. I'm gonna talk to you. That nigga's a pussy. And you're a faggot. Kevin Brennan is a pussy faggot. He's the reason why your brother is way more successful.

Not only did he get lucky, his special, you don't have a special. I'd rather at least have a three-mark special, where you have no special. You wouldn't include How fucking sad is that? Jesus Christ. How sad is that? I don't know. Just a second, just a second. I don't do drugs. Maybe drinking. Not drugs.

I'm lying. But I haven't done. I'm lying. But, you haven't done it enough. I wish you did. But, I'm going to do another grab. Another round of shots and go a little longer. I'm just kind of showing you what I'm doing. I don't know why I'm doing this. Oh, I played the Bobby Lee thing. Alright, see you later. Alright, I'm gonna, alright, shut the fuck up.

How'd I get that bad? Alright. I don't think I'm that bad. I don't know. Basketball is a mistake. You're a cold-blooded murderer, and that will... First of all, your mistake defines his life, or non-life. His death is defined by your mistake, which wasn't even a mistake. You chose to do it.

This is not something you go, oops, I should, you know, let me reconsider that one. Made a little boo-boo there. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And now,

the woman is standing over her. She's bleeding from her chest and she's stomping her face saying, bitch, you sorry? That's what's going on? This is macabre, which is a hard thing being uppercuts. The other woman has been confused and bewildered.

She's sort of not knowing what's going on. She fell to the ground, is trying to gain balance, and is meanwhile taking all sorts of punches. What's wrong with you, she says. What's wrong with you? My behavior's perfect. What's wrong with your raggedy ass, what did you call her? Oh, oh shit. Oh shit.

They just shot her in the ear. Oh oh shit she just shot her so a couple things to notice here the guy filming is another bleep and his reaction to the employee pulling out a gun and shooting that woman in her chest point blank uh or it was her back either way there was an exit and an entry wound his reaction was oh shit, she shot her. And he doesn't run. Like right now he's about to plan to leave the store, but his reaction tells me that this isn't his first shooting. Like this guy is used to guns and violence and death. So his calm reaction is almost as crazy

as what that woman just did. So you just got punched in the face. You didn't call the cops. You didn't call security. You didn't, I don't know, try to reason with her or separate from her. No, instead you pulled out a gun, walked over to her and shot her. And it gets a little bit worse from here. You heard what I said. Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. This bitch just shot her in here. Oh shit, she just shot her.

Wayne, grab the battery. I'm out of here. Wayne, grab the battery. I'm out of here. So in other words, we did come here for a reason. And I know some shit has popped off, but I do need that battery. Wayne, hook a brother up. I'm out of here. Time to go. Watch out. Can I get out of here? Grab the battery. Wayne, grab the battery. I'm out of here. Time to go. Watch out. You sorry? You sorry?

Can I get out of here? Grab the battery. Wang, grab the battery. I'm out of here. Why did you do that to me? She's a shot. This bitch is a stoke. But they paid for it, too.

They gave you the battery. You ain't bringing it. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Bitch, you sorry? Bitch, you sorry? Huh? You want to turn it off?

And now the woman is standing over her. She's bleeding from her chest and she's stomping her face saying, bitch, you sorry? That's what's going on? This is macabre, which is a hard word because there's an R in it and no one really knows how to pronounce it. But what happened?

What happened? Oh! What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened is not to be confused with what's happening, hot stuff. What's happening, hot stuff? There's a lot of Asians talking about what happened and I don't know what happened here. I don't know why violence has been necessitated. I ask questions. I have questions. And some of those questions are, where are the parents? Forget I said that. These people are parents.

These are the parents. They have kids. What is the point of life? Do you respect the sanctity of human life? Clearly you don't. Now I'm talking to both of these people. Like, I mean, the escalation to lethal force here seemed a little bit crazy. I mean, let's think best case scenario to play devil's advocate. Her adrenaline was pumped up. She felt embarrassed and shamed and it was a fight or flight thing. And maybe and maybe I didn't ask for it You can't order anything, right? I don't know. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I'm going to go ahead and start this one. I'm going to say, I'm going to use this one. What does that say?

I'm going to use this one. Uh huh. Tuck this. Kill the guy in his heart. Blah. I'm just gonna torch the... No. I don't know. It wasn't a YouTube thing, it was like a Twitter thing. And now you may do the same about it too. That was my thing questioning conservatives is what the hell do you think a conservative is? I'm not gonna do that anyway. That's what I'm concerned with.

What was it? I need to pick up his son, his kid. What was that video? I wanna watch that one again. Very social video. I'm going think this video has titles or anything. What is the title? I think I'm literally the only one who covered it. I would have... I don't talk to Kumi on it, but I already did. I would have loved to know Kumi's position on it. I would have seen Kumi on it. I'm pretty sure K was like, I would've loved to know if Kumiya's position on it. I would've seen him, Kumiya.

I'm pretty sure Kumiya would agree with me on that one, but um, I wanted to ask him about it. That one Texas video, it was this Texas video. Alright, so I'm here, and they're saying I're gonna read Daddy. They had to argument on the porch. Did I know that video was on? I like that we watched that. I'm talking about, I thought,

what are you saying, Donnie, I don't know. What if I keep Dad then, Donnie, then I'm telling you, you know. I can't donate right now. Why the fuck you guys didn't donate to me? You know. And by they didn't donate so don't try to kill me. That shit will come. I'll break it. But yeah. Let me try it too. But yeah. I'm very sorry Tim.

I know a lot longer. I'll find out when I'm talking about it. I'll be playing that video or something. I'm not sure you can think of anything to me. I'm going to your niggas ain't mad at me. I'm gonna kill it. Deny it.

Never. Never. Those niggas are mean. I don't know why I'm like this. Those niggas are mean. They make it through me. Pray to talk a lot too much. That'll fucking fuck all you faggots. Die. I don't know what I'm doing, I just did a dude this time.

I ain't never had a man break my arm. I'm a big black dick. I'm just going around. It does make 100 pounds. Everything I want. Nå er det en rød. I don't even want to, I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this.

I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. I don't even want to do this. Nå er det en varenda kvartal, beskrivet Skagget. Nå er det en varenda kvartal. Beskrivet Skagget. Hei! Hei!

Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei!. Okay. Can I talk to Des, ma? Des? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have anything. Are you down? Okay, are you down? My dad's gonna do a whole fucking thing with me. Her mom, her brother, her siblings, cousins. I cut them know how. I don't know what they're saying here. It's like a fucking faggot brother lies off of me. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now.

I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to go to my mom right now. I'm going to to look at you. I'm not going to look at you. I'm not going to look at you. I'm not going to look at you. You are looking at me.

I'm going to ask a real question. You're a real human. You're so sensitive. Nå er det en av de fleste som har hatt en kvartal. Det er flest som har hatt en kvartal. Det er flest som har hatt en kvartal. Det er flest som har hatt en kvartal. Det er flest som har hatt en kvartal. I don't know if I can get the word out. Yeah. Ugh. I'm gonna give up. I'm gonna give up.

I'm gonna give up. Thanks for watching!