The Yewneek Pod - Bill Burr "cancels" Joe Rogan? Opie continues to spiral! Anthony Cumia crash out. Schaub still stinks and "Majin Buu" issues

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

opie many week crash out over Cumia's new job accelerates. Brendan Schaub continues to be a dummy? Cumia WABC gig is very successful. Bill Burr turns "woke" . Does that effect his relationship with Joe and is discussed. Dezan Buu runs amok!!! Where is the laptop. PR girl update .

🎵 I'll be like a man Yo so not just you and me, Puerto Rican. Relax there. Or Dominican, or whatever you are. But yo, what's good? What's up? It's Popping Huncher Saturday night. I had to do a pee test.

I got to walk tomorrow. Over an hour walk to go to a meeting Julie Iger called you to N-Word alright I'm going to really go off on him how'd you just get home from brunch it's 9 o'clock at night even if you were in California

it still wouldn't be brunch. Sup, Max? But yeah, so... It seems like this whole Elon Musk thing is the reason why Bill Burr is not going to be on Rogan because he's doing a whole press run but not going on Rogan. I still gotta check

out his special too. Was it gonna be on Hulu? Doing good, Jay Jackson. It started as brunch. It was popping. Dr drinks were flowing, oh my god, you're getting drunk before noon, god damn, Kyle, don't forget,

Jim Norton is on with Kumia, could be the ONA reunion, yeah, tomorrow on Sunday, it's gonna be Jim Norton and the Ant Man. Gavin so got cool with the Ant Man thing and they posted that picture on Twitter.

Yes, it's going to have on Jim Norton. They're probably just going to tell old Red. Do you think any Opie's smashing? Or do you think any OP's smashing or do you think they torture them even more by not even bringing them up why did I delete my stream last night oh I think

I got hit with fucking something if I get hit with something that's usually why I delete them so I probably got hit get hit with something, that's usually why I delete them. So, I probably got hit with something and just deleted it. I don't even really remember. The second I got off, I think I was on my phone for a little bit longer than that. I just went to sleep.

Now, I would doubt Norton would bring the wife because there's going to be audio only. And I think his wife likes to be seen and wants it to be known she pegs Jim Norton. So, I don't think he's going to be bringing the wife. Have I ever met Kumi in person? I saw him at the Chip Live show in Boston. I didn't meet him, though. I didn't get a chance to meet him, but I seen him in real life.

Oof. But to be be fair all of them were and it was sam roberts even pre-shaving his head but as he was going into the caveman transformation oh that was a hard sight to see now the only good one was fucking Rob. Remember Pool Party Rob? He was there because they ended up hiring him to work for the Jim and Sam show. So I was the only person there

where you saw me and didn't go, ooh. But yeah, so but yeah so Bill Burr continues to go off on Elon Musk and it seems like that's the reason why Joe Rogan is not going to have him on the podcast I mean

I was wondering why Bill wasn't doing Rogan when he's doing like Bill Burr is literally going to be on The View next week next week he literally going to be on The View next week. Next week he's going to be on The View. God only knows how that's going to go. But I noticed Burr backed down a little bit

when Charlamagne was pushing him, but I think it's kind of corny for Rogan not to have him on. You can disagree with him about his take on Elon Musk, but at least battle the motherfucker over it. I mean, that would be a dumb reason not to have him on. An extremely dumb reason.

But, so, yeah, tomorrow's Kumiya show, so I'll stream that. WBC. I'll start streaming it from, uh, wait, I got to stay off till 10 now, so yeah. I'll be able to stream the whole thing just from Puerto Rican Chick's house.

So I'll go over there tomorrow and stream it from there. Joe Rogan needs to bring back on Alex Jones. How does, I, see, I was in prison before. Joe Rogan needs to bring back on Alex Jones how does see I was in prison before I guess Alex Jones never lost info wars you think they touched meats I think Elon

and Lex Friedman did Elon Musk is Lex Friedman if Lex Friedman can actually get pussy speaking of pussy by the way oh my god me and Puerto Rican chick I don't have anything left in my body I don't even know how I took a

pee test I don't have any fluid left we just fucked all day long I'm not even on some bragging shit that's literally just all we did I had any fluid left. We just fucked all day long. I'm not even on some bragging shit. That's literally just all we did. When you're sober and you ain't got shit else to do, fucking pretty much it.

Cut from the same cloth. Is Puerto Rican chick poor aren't all Puerto Ricans yeah I want to hear Alex talk about the one reporter of his that got killed he sent out a tweet about it

I had seen that but has he actually talked about it? Talked about it on the show? I saw the tweet he sent out. Are they going full conspiracy? You had a Dominicana clean you out last year? What is that? How'd she clean you out?

Did you hire a whore and she ripped you off or something? But you gotta be careful if you hire a whore and she rips you off or something? But you gotta be careful if you hire a whore. And the chick was Dominican? Did you, like, get a projector and just play movies on her forehead? Dominican? Dominican? This is Zoe Saldana.

All you did was bang oh yeah barely me cause I'm sober so like I get up I go to her house in the morning we sit and we watch TV and then we fuck Heather made me lunch steak and rice and we fucked

then just watch TV I made videos lunch, steak and rice. I'm fucked. Then just watch TV. I made videos. And fuck some more. Basically my day today. You don't know why you want to see what he says? Do you think he goes full conspiracy? Or what's it being framed as? Like just a robbery?

Puerto Rican chick has adult kids. She was probably 12 when she was impregnated. Oh, she's 38. Yeah. And she's a twin. And apparently her sister has even more kids how am I going to make money with a felony charge don't say YouTube YouTube

by the way hit that stream labs donation link in the description help me make money with felonies. If you donate 20 bucks to it, you become an instant moderator and have power. Although I think everyone in here is a moderator. They got pregnant until 50? No way. Well, you got to remember, her sister, she's a twin. they get pregnant till 50 no way well you gotta remember her sister

she's a twin so and I was I said to her today hey since you're a twin when I fuck you do you think your sister feels it I was like I was like

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she won his morning live stream he's a wrestling fan oh are we talking to Ravenite do I think Dez is obsessed with me she's obsessed with fucking with me

do I remember Ross Dog RDA vaguely? Which one was he? Kim Cogden. New Xbox is great. Des was an RDA angel, you want to do Opie's show?

Oh, you won't do? Why wouldn't you do Opie's show? You'll let your shit on him, just fucking shit on that dummy. Then fucking, he'll be like, that's not nice. You're a jerk. And then he'll do his whole fucking weirdo Opie shit. Because he sucks.

Yeah, but just shit on him. He'll take it fuck it what's Gucci Lewis Fendi Bapa but yeah so tomorrow Jim Norton on Kumia's show so I'll stream it off in the Puerto Rican chick's house

although she be getting bad reception in her fucking building. And I'm going off of data. I seen a Jimmer stream the other day. He had like 15 women on the panel. It was a big clusterfuck. He is so horrible still. They probably

have no idea who he is either. Squinting like a Korean date cleaner owner. have no idea who he is either. Squinting like a Korean steak cleaner owner. I got FU money. Nigga, I don't even got FUBU money. And FUBU is like a dollar a shirt now. But

Yo, I've been squinting too. My eyesight is getting worse. I'm going to have to buy reading glasses on the 21st when I get paid. I'm going to have to go actually buy reading glasses. You know, like the ones they sell at Walgreens or CVS for like $10. Bill Burr looking like... Yo! Bill Burr looking like hey Kyle and chat thank you for the $10

Ravenite done the right way through stream labs he does be looking like um Billy Corgan from the fucking smashing pumpkins nerd yeah i know i'm getting old man i mean but like dude up close is the problem like you notice why i'm like up here trying to read y'all niggas shit like my up-close vision's getting worse and worse it might have been too much goddamn video gaming then I went

although it didn't really bother me that much in prison but since I've been out I've been like this huh wait what bing ding ding ding bing chong ting. Uh, oh, a greater passage, you know, a greater story, whatever they call it. Fucking, um, how do you donate? You hit the description and you hit the Streamlabs link.

Uh, me and the fucking Puerto Rican chick watched that Karate Kid movie, or hit that link Suzy Q just put. Um, we watched that Karate Kid movie or hit that link Susie Q just put we watched that Karate Kid movie the one with Jackie Chan and Will Smith that movie wasn't that bad

I'm surprised they didn't try and get them in fucking Cobra Kai although one would have think they would have at least gotten what's her name from the next karate kid. But they didn't do that either. But the VA does your optics.

I don't think I need to see like an eye doctor eye doctor though. I think I just need the reading glasses. Because I just need up close shit a lot bigger. Plus I don't want to go to the eye doctor where they make you look into that thing

and then they shoot that air into your eye and go, oh, fuck. I don't want to go there and do that. I hate that fucking thing. What is the point of that thing? What does that do? What test is that? Oh, wait, they give you free glasses?

For glaucoma? Oh. I think there's gonna be a Karate Kid movie with Bo and Jackie Chan coming out. They're checking for glaucoma. What about Uzioma? Or AK-47 coma? Gunhuma.

Tis-is-is-is-is. That's a quick pull of air, B-A-Man. No! Oh, my God. Have you ever seen me fucking fucking around a bug you just see me go there's certain

shit I will not be a man about damn it and I'm proud of it Don A was a good live stream he would bring back the late night stream if he can get the old gang back that joke stunk. I'm an aging felon. Rock with a 9mm comb.

But, yeah, but, I need, yeah, I need, I'm gonna need reading glasses. Ugh, fucking 40 sucks. 40 sucks. 40 stinks when it comes to your eyes. That's the only thing. Like, I posted a picture on Facebook.

A buddy from back in the day says, yo, you look exactly the same from 25 years ago. I just told him, yep, black don't crack. Black does not crack you're almost 60 and now we're getting old not white. Yeah, old as shit, old as shit. Ugh. Ugh. Like I was banging Puerto Rican chick

earlier, my hip hurts a little. I'm just kidding. Yeah, Don A had a great show. All them shows back in the day was so fun, man. No doxing for the most part and scummy shit, just mad shit talk good times.

Yeah. I'm 40. I just told you that. Ross Dog is old now, too. All right, well, hell, I think the only one now old would be, what, Broke Bar?

And I'm just gonna make up that he died in a whaling accident, so... First the eyes, then the prostate, eventually you're going to need Viagra. I ain't need no motherfucking Viagra today, I tell you.

You watched me and Joe Booney fight the other night? Whatever happened to Joe Booney? You were in your 40s when you first saw him? I haven't been doing it for that long. Relax, Ravenite. He's like a buffed Jesus now? No way. He did not grow his hair out and get diesel, did he?

There's no way Brokebar grew all his hair out and got Diesel. I wonder if Jim and Em's chat, his new shit, would be horrified if they heard the fucking or saw the video of Jim and Em calling Brokebar's

mom and telling her he's glad that Brokebar's brother died and said the wrong son died. I wonder if Jimmerdam's chat now would be like, whoa, what the fuck? Last time you saw him, he's pretty big, long hair and a goatee. What, did he do a stream or something? Can't forget Joe Booney. He was on the last Don A show. He was engaged in the Joker. Was a single dad kicked out of the baby mama. Red Bar was doing that chest-like pec flex thing that Terry Crews does.

Oh, was he? Yeah, so all that shit. But yeah, I'm getting a lot older. Fucking Joe Booney liked your show? We all liked your show. But yeah, the fucking eyesight, man. I gotta grab me some glasses.

Oh, you tried... You tried trolling Jimmer and they got rid of you in seconds? I would assume so. He fucking must have... You probably can't even say that word without even getting banned. Can't find the am I gonna get some

candies? The fuck is candies? But, yeah, so I was chilling with a Puerto Rican chick all day. Desiree is a goddamn liar. I still don't know what that was yesterday she hit me up said she's gonna drop off my laptop and my Xbox

then hit me up yelled at me then for no reason then just didn't so she's a pathological liar I think bipolar I think medically that's why she gets SSI but it's fucking weird and I can't have that in my life

says he misses me uh right? She got tested as high. But it's fucking weird and I can't have that in my life. Says he misses me. Is Puerto Rican chick chunky? No. No. Her skin is mad smooth, Puerto Rican chick. And she's got Puerto Rican hair. You know me, I like some good Puerto Rican hair,

something to really pull on, something to pull on and scream, look, make me a burrito, bitch. You think she's junkie? She's not. Your last wife was black-clash Puerto Rican. Oh, really? No, I do not, drug lord.

Death is too big to hold hold you can't even lift that bitch like what the fuck she can only put on your hat Kyle he had doink the Clown on. The guy was a fake Doink. Says, is it Kerry Von Erich?

Lost a foot to diabetes? It's an all-the-way house, sir. He said I was 5'7". No, I'm 5'11". And like I said, we literally took a picture standing next to each other. We were the same height. Just because Des was fat doesn't mean I like fat broads.

Just keep your cool when Des fucks with you, bro. Keep your head... Oh, no, I'm just not going to communicate anymore. I can't take a nut job and this is the 80th time she's done this who hits me up and then hits me up later and the complete opposite.

I don't got time for the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shit. Or let's keep it real, the sober and non-drunk and the sober does and the drunk does. Or the fucked up on whatever does. I ain't got time for that shit.

Oh, you were doing the roids, were you? Did your... Did your balls shrink? Is that a real thing? That one stream on New Year's Eve with Broke Bar when you and Des were smashing in the hotel room was some great shit. Nigga,

I swear to God, I turned off the stream, ended it, shut down the Streamlabs setup, closed the laptop. How that shit was still going is beyond me.

Thank God you had a huge balls to begin with how that shit was still going is beyond me thank god you had huge balls to begin with ooh see if you inject it into your balls they don't shrink according to games no I didn't follow Joe Comey's cruise gig poor little Dre the kids weren't with us that night the kids weren't with us that night

that was a fucking celebration out night stream too bad you can't get the triple h to help you he supposedly helped xbox get clean no they weren't there I remember too bad you can't get the Triple H to help you he supposedly helped Xbox get clean now they weren't there I remember you're thinking of the other hotel Trust me, that's one thing I got. My memory. I don't know what you think you heard, but the kids definitely weren't there.

If the kids were there, how would I have been able to stream without kids running? You would have seen the kids. I went to jail for breaking a no-contact order. Drunk, sweaty, celebration, sex with Des. What a splendid time endeavored. What's up, Nerdscape?

Des placed an order with Taco Bell. It's on YouTube, doesn't it? Yeah, well, go watch it. And trust me, you won't hear any kids. Or maybe you will. I was fucked up. Who knows? Why am I even arguing? Like, I remember. I'm just going by usually...

I think that was a celebration stream so the kids, her mom would have watched the kids that night but I don't fucking know, I don't remember the fuck it was a ridiculous amount of Taco Bell that was ordered yeah and see like that's another thing why I wouldn't think the kids would be there.

That Taco Bell wouldn't have lasted two fucking seconds. I don't know how that fucking Dez's mom is. Last time I heard Dez and her mom owe so much back rent again. The fuck do I know, though?

By the way, don't forget to hit that donation link. The Streamlabs one in the description. If you donate $20, you become an instant moderator and have power. I will not embrace it, though. The kids farted themselves to death can you admit that you and Des are lousy parents

no I'm a great parent Des drinks daily still how the fuck would I know all I know is the one time I seen her out of prison, she had a drawer full of liquor. That's all I know. And I was like, damn. But who knows? I don't fucking know after Bapa moves to Austin how long before Mexican and the kids

move back to Cali when she divorces him look she's a bougie bitch she was promised LA housewife fucking life not Austin Texas housewife fucking life. Not Austin, Texas housewife life.

Yes, I did. I'm an amazing parent. Hey, it wasn't my apartment. It wasn't my apartment It wasn't my shit It wasn't my rule It wasn't me in charge If everyone had just left the apartment In my name

Like it was supposed to, none of this would have happened. But nobody wanted to. But it was fine. It's whatever. I could not care less. Oh, you miss everyone, kinda? But, yeah. I was amazing, personally.

Basically did it all by myself, too. You gotta remember, Des would wake up, leave all day, and come back at night. I had to get the kids off the bus. I had to deal with ABA. All by myself. Even on days she didn't work, because she would have days off of work,

she'd immediately be like, I'm out. These days you can identify as whatever you want. Apparently, I'm actually six, four, and ripped. Well, I wouldn't now that Trump's president. I would have watched World Class on ESPN back in the mid-80s. LeVon Eriks. Yes, we're all old. I think Suzy Q's the oldest, though.

You just got done with UFC, you don't watch? I can't hear, really. And I can't water shit until the 21st until I got paid I'm a terrible parent who identifies as a great parent well it's my truth damn it

black lives matter UFC was so boring for WWE feud I've been watching WWE I can't wait to see fucking John Cena and Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania. That should be dope. The Rock brought me back.

The whole final boss thing and all the swearing and shit. What's up, Spooley? You've got coffee milk and Bacardi? Damn, ew, that doesn't mix. Any type of milk with liquor really doesn't go well together, to be honest. Oh yeah, ECW was in Philly. ECW used to be so dope.

Wrestling used to be dope until ECW and WCW got bought by Vince McMahon. That's when I kind of tapped out for like 20-something years. I fucking hate eggnog no no none of it's good no don't like baileys I've had all of these drinks that's all I can tell you by the way

I don't like them. I don't like dairy and fucking alcohol. Because I used to use dairy to recover. So, like, one of my try-to-get-rid-of hangover drinks was chocolate milk when I would wake up in the morning. You've never tried eggnog? Keep it that way, Andy Weiland. It's fucking disgusting. It is fucking nasty.

Vince shits on everything, oh wait. Shits on that bitch Janelle, right? Is that her name? But yeah, eggnog is terrible used a whipped cream to do whippets let's go smoke weed motherfucking damn niggas getting all scientific with their

getting high shit you got Shane Mack drunk too many times money money money here comes the money money money money money fucking Shane McMahon's entrance music, fucking, fucking, yeah, anything dairy with liquor sucks,

um, sake sucks, trust me, I've had sake, even though I've had sake in Japan, when I've had Saki in Japan, it was terrible when I was in the Navy. Just threw it right up. Saki is awesome. Oh, you would think so, Suzy Q.

Saki is awesome? Oh, you would think so, Suzy Q. Sake is not awesome. Well, see, now I've had... I'm going by the sake I had in Japan, which was like just drinking Everclear. You can really taste the green in fucking sake. The Japanese make great vodka. Do they? Shit, well,

last I was drinking, I was really drinking with that Burnett Vodka. You know that cheap one that's like this big? With a little red label on it. That was cheap. Well, yeah, Nerdscape, we know the Japanese make good whiskey. That's what Tiger's Sick whiskey is. That's Schaub's whiskey. That's what Tiger Sick whiskey is. That's Schaub's whiskey.

No, I don't like alcohol-free beer. Well, O'Doul's? No. You gotta be pretty fucking addicted to drinking if you gotta drink alcohol-free beer. Like, no one drinks beer for the taste. You just get a Coca-Cola.

Kyle, you and Ravenite can get VA benefits for hearing loss for faulty hearing protection. Yes! We can sue. Yeah, my hearing's fucked. My hearing's always been fucked. It was from, I think, the flight deck, too, in the Navy. Brendan would get stoned there. But yeah. Yeah. stone there. I think the flight deck too in the Navy so

Brendan would get stoned there but yeah Brendan would get stoned there. But yeah. Yeah. In the morning, Matt's going to move you up to 401. Oh, okay. All right. So I don't have to meet with you. I'm going to tell him in the morning about 8 o'clock.

All right. All right? All right. Thanks. Hey. Moving on up to a brand new thing in the sky.

Oh wait, that's going to change my mailbox. So hold on. Well, it looks like someone's moving on up, guys. You're 100% service connected? I'm going blind and I have tinnitus? My God. Bumba Claw, I'll just say this. Thank God I got a check to this house I can go to.

Now I gotta go find where my new room's gonna be though which means I'm gonna have to pack all my stuff which means I might as well do that shit tonight cause I still gotta go to a meeting tomorrow I gotta fucking walk from about 8.30 in the morning I'll probably get there at around 9.45, maybe 9.50. But I do get a ride back. All right, so that's what he wanted to talk to me about. Moving rooms.

Yeah, 401. 401. I will say I did like this room. Now I'm not moving into the Puerto Rican chick's house yet. I mean, she is making me a key. I probably might eventually end up there. I don't know. Get an Uber.

That's a long ass hike. Well, Bears and Cigars, hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description and maybe I can. Remember, if you donate 20 bucks, you become an instant moderator. Although a bunch of you already are moderators. But, yeah. I gotta do that walk.

But I do gotta ride back. Because the dude's there. There's some old guy there who's 91. He gave me a ride back last week and said he would just give me a ride back from now on. How long she been making me this key? Hey, we haven't gotten out of the house. She's been keeping my nuts drained.

I haven't been thinking about the key. Didn't you get 60 bucks to get the court? Yeah. Yes, I did. All this shit now huh dude is 91 going to aa meetings oh that's what i was talking about yeah the guy who gives me um can people donate and give others power if you want someone else to have power and you donate i'll make them a moderator if you do that.

If you donate 20 bucks to Streamlabs and say, I want this person to be a moderator, I'll make them one. But yeah, the dude's 91 and he said he first went, he's been in AA since he was 40, so fucking 51 years.

Like, damn. And then it was the weirdest car ride because he's like, I'm 91. I'm sponsored this guy who's next to me. He didn't say his age, but he's like, I've been his sponsor for 30 years and the guy in the backseat with you, I've been his sponsor for 42 years. the guy in the backseat with you I've been his sponsor for 42 years

I'm like god damn pussy needs his meetings well I'm required to go to four a week and you see how I got three of them signed I gotta get four by tomorrow Required to go to four a week. And you see how I got three of them signed? I gotta get four by tomorrow. Hey, McCoo, me, I wanna do this thing. What do you do, a video game?

No, I'm Kevin Brennan. Yeah. Hey, it's one of the quitters. Fair play. Hey, it's you, man. Sue Lightning to appear. There's no way kevin brennan is getting sue lightning and sue lightning i mean what do you do a video game now i'm giving yeah and that everyone's like it's mandatory that they gotta be there whereas like the one i'm going to tomorrow i I'm the only

one there with a sheet that needs to get signed. Everyone else there is like wants to be there. So like there's that. And like last week they had some rich chick speaker who was an alcoholic talking.

Who, like her husband left her and her kids hate her but she ended up marrying her she then she got sober and she ended up marrying her driver so like that was weird hearing her story I got locked up for breaking a no contact order. Even though I didn't really, but that's what I got locked up for. But yeah, that's what I technically got locked up for. Just fake the signatures? No. No.

Look, I'm already technically on thin ice here because when I first was hooking up with Puerto Rican chick, we were talking over the fence and I got yelled at for that. I'm just trying not to fuck up anything. Like, I'm kind of glad that guy just told me I'm switching rooms. Not to fuck up anything. Like, I'm kind of glad that guy just told me I'm switching rooms, because earlier he was like, yo, I got to talk to you tomorrow morning. And I was like, oh, fuck, about what?

I even tried pressing him on it, like, what do you want to talk to me about? He was just like, I'll tell you tomorrow morning, and I was like, oh, fuck, about what? I even tried pressing him on it, like, what do you want to talk to me about? He was just like, I'll tell you tomorrow morning. So he just told me now that I'm just switching rooms, because I was like, what did I do? Because, like, they don't want you here during the day. Like, my roommate was even telling me they were bitching at him because he was hanging out during the day because he got his phone turned out. So he used to just go to the library and shit. But now, like, he chills here. So, like, that's why, like, I'm not here during the day.

I get up and just go to Puerto Rican chicks' house. What's your question, Monk Monty? Sorry, am I allowed to babble? Is that a felony? No. I pled guilty to a misdemeanor. Dez versus Sue? Suey?

Suey? I wonder who yous would rather fuck, Sue Lightning or Des? I mean, Sue Lightning doesn't have a vagina, but Des doesn't have a vagina that works. So, I wonder which one yous would want to hook up

with. What was your question, Monk Monty? I demand to know. Answer me. Fuck, I'm gonna have to pack up all my shit. Although it's not like I'm doing like a wait where the fuck is 401 I don't even know where that is

we heard you dabble bot and you better not be bullshitting if I turn on MLC I better We heard you, Dabblebot. You better not be bullshitting. If I turn on MLC, I better see Sue Lightning. It better be an exclusive. Des is a good time, I'm sure, post-coitus. All the kids in Portugal, because you're drunk. A BJ from Sue Lightning, or the ugliest chick.

I'd probably go with the chick. I mean, wouldn't you, that, wouldn't a better question be like, because I don't know, what if Sue Lightning's terrible at giving a blowjob?

Like, one would assume the ugliest chick would be pretty amazing at that. So. If you choose the chick, you're gay. Well, I guess I'm a flaming homo then. Yeah, so, all right, I got to do the walk tomorrow. Well, I got to now switch rooms tomorrow then do that walk that all I got to do tomorrow though it is give me the details but like I've always said Kumeya didn't hook up with sue lightning

because she's trans he hooked up because she looks like she's 12. That's why he hooked up with her. Oh, you have to pack all my shit. Damn. I have to pack all my shit damn looks like I'm moving on up though boys to a deluxe room in sky high oh I wonder if it's a better room

cause I'm technically in like the probationary room where they stick you for your first 30 days. So I wonder if I'm going to a better room. Ooh. I mean, that would be dope. Although I don't mind my roommate, so. although I don't mind my roommate so Des DeVito'd me

she starred in a shitty movie with me what nigga did she Danny DeVito or Ray DeVito? Hell, Dez kind of has the body shape of Danny DeVito, but I'm going to stop her at that time. Fucking Dez is like fucking the penguin. But, um, Kyle, do you pack up all your belongings in a hefty bag? No.

This backpack. Hey, I got a portable phone charger. Ray. Oh, Ray DeVito? Eh. Ray oh Ray DeVito he's the guy with the hat I don't think I've ever watched more than two seconds of that dude show you want to stand for any forehead shaming of alright last chance though

let's see some Streamlabs donations if possible. Hit the link in the description. If you donate 20 bucks, you become an instant moderator. Last chance. We got about, what? How many minutes left in this stream? Because now I got to fucking pack. Well, first I've got to

go see what room I'm moving to. I'm just going to go out there, be like where's 401? Prepare yourself boys, I'm moving in. It better be a room with just one other guy because there are some rooms in here where there's three to four people in them, but

I think that's when you first like come here though and i got lucky i only got the one roommate so they better not stick me in a room that has multiple people in it i don't know But you will stand for forehead shaming. If I want to shame Worf all I want, I will. I will. Alright, how am I going to put that in there? Okay, now I'm going to have to use a bunch of that. There.

Okay. I acquired some shit while I've been here a month. Kyle has Wi-Fi because he has limited... I don't have Wi-Fi. I got unlimited data. Although I got a message there that's saying I hit 100 gigabytes and it hasn't left. I guess you got to turn that off because mine's unlimited.

We got a bigger head. Desert Squidward. Yo. We're not going to shit on fucking Desiree, a.k.a. Rocky Dennis' forehead, okay? We're not going to do that. But... We're not going to do that. But The only thing worse with the problem with her is not only does she have that big ass head, she's got such

little hair because her hair doesn't grow. Because her mom's white and had a black kid and up the black kids hair that's the best thing about puerto rican chick long puerto rican hair would you acquire some shirts underwear and Yeah, yeah, that's about it. Thanks for putting that knife and twisting it, Susie, you fucking... I mean, yeah, you pretty much nailed it. Whoa, and there's this, I got this too.

It's tied this might be hard to bring there it didn't stop you from giving her babies, racial mixture, is the role of the dicey dicey, I don't know, but I'm sober now, so,

I definitely wouldn't give her baby babies while sober, but, I definitely wouldn't give her baby babies while sober but but not only sober I'm gorgeous, I'm hot I'm I'm I'm a Puerto Rican chick she said she might get my well she has a specific rule I wonder if I should be concerned about what she said to me

right Puerto Rican chick said when we're together for one year she'll get my name tattooed on her and I was like what she was like yep I was like

what about 11 months and 15 days she was like it has to be a year I was like why specifically a year I don't know if that's like her thing though It has to be a year. I was like, why specifically a year? I don't know if that's like her thing, though. No problem, anybody. Because she only has one tattoo.

It's on her arm. And it's of her baby daddy. But I think she got it when he died. Because he's dead. So. he got it when he died, because he's dead. So, I don't know, that nigga's going to have to push over on the Puerto Rican chick I said right here in the Opetiti. Rest in

peace to that nigga. Yeah, apparently he died in a fucked up way, too. Like, he got drunk and passed out. And, like, some local kid started a house fire and he died in a house fire. Like, damn. Damn. Koolz Vanoolie is on MeTV Puppet Master.

Star. Yeah, Star going live is dope. Yeah, I gotta get my name tatted on. Shit's crazy though. It's fun hanging out at her house though and hanging with her though. It's fun as shit. Alright, so now I gotta pack up funny shit. Alright, so now I gotta pack up this shit.

Then I gotta walk tomorrow. Streaming Kumia tomorrow. Although tomorrow isn't with Jim Norton. Tomorrow's just gonna be Kumia. Next week is with Jim Norton. Yeah, now I remember. So yeah, tomorrow Jim Norton will not be on. That's next week.

She needs to get marked and you need to pick. I mean, if you go and watch the fucking I forget which video it is but it was from what four days ago or so her picture pops up during the video because you texted me during the video one of you motherfuckers saw her

because you said it in the chat does she watch Spanish TV with the volume turned up no Does she watch Spanish TV with the volume turned up? No. Although she listens to Spanish music. I took a video of her in the shower. Well, she's not naked. She's got the shower curtain, but I opened up the door and she had this Spanish music playing on her phone.

I got some pictures post-destruction of her after I destroy her, you know. A couple. A couple. you know a couple I will say for a Puerto Rican she is lazy and that's what they're known for so after we fuck she likes to sleep for like three hours straight but Thank you. The JFK files, do you really think we're getting all those? I mean, it'd be dope if we did. But there's always some reason as to why they can't

release them all. There's always a problem. But did you see the new thing about Brendan Schaub's new scam? Like, damn. You want the UFO fire that's one they're definitely never gonna really really give up maybe if someone from the inside leaks it though that's usually how the

UFO one goes but but yeah fucking they're really going to try to do and ask me anything but it's a scam because they're just trying to get people's emails and do you really think they're going to pick any good questions well yes he's a pathetic earthling, of course. Oh, my God, I did so much shit today. Fucking woke up. Oh, what did I do?

Came here, chilled with Miss Puerto Rican, then had to go to probation, did that. I walked a bunch today, my legs hurt. Our enemies will be defeated. Who's our enemies? Stuttering John. Kevin Brennan. Yo, why is there an ambulance

and a fire truck outside? Dez, yes. Dez is our mortal enemy. She's evil. She's evil. And she looks like one of the aliens from the fifth element. Yep, three more days till payday. Well, let's see, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Technically. See, what happens is is so I get paid Friday YouTube will usually shoot me the email between 10 and noon that I got paid and it won't actually get onto my card until like 3 or 4 that afternoon so but yeah get paid on Friday

though yes I need a laptop although I'm probably not going to have enough on Friday to get it. Hell, I just talked to the probation lady. I got to fucking pay 50 bucks. Because I got to start my new domestic violence class on fucking Saturday. And that's 25 bucks.

And an initial 25 bucks. So that's 50 bucks I got to pay for that on Saturday morning. Opie will be defeated, yes. What's up, Andy Violin? So yeah, I got the domestic violence class on Saturday. Then I got to put aside money to go see all my kids which means I gotta get my take a lift out the fucking

Smithfield Rhode Island that's gonna be the biggest bitch to see my son Andre she bakes me a sandwich and she knows what it's good for? Damn right. Please show us the toilet there. Hey, if I get a Streamlabs donation,

I'll show you the toilet. By the way, if I get a $20 Streamlabs donation, if you hit that link in the description, you become an instant moderator. Shulie is live. Oh yeah, they're doing the Kevin Brennan smashing. Shout out to Smithfield. Yeah, I gotta go up there to see my oldest son. That's going to be the biggest bitch.

I got to go there. I got to go to Bradley. And then they got to pick a place for me to see my daughters. You want to see the Puerto Rican porcelain? Yeah. Yeah. Show us the Puerto Rican porcelain? Yeah! Show us the Puerto Rican mommy. Hey, Streamlabs donation link.

If I see some donations, I'll show you, nigga. I don't give a fuck. Hell, I might walk his back when I got a walk back. You got to remember, I can't stay here tonight I they moved me up to the third floor there. I like the room a lot better and the bed is so much more comfortable But at least in her house I got the smoke If the lighter works. Please take you to the nearest toilet.

But yeah, fucking Shab, and the dude never stopped with the scamming so they're gonna do an ask me anything scam but you have to email in your questions to the fighter and the kid shop gmail they're so just gonna collect our

gmail and try to sell a shit or sell it off to another company or something menthols on brand yeah And try to sell a shit or sell it off to another company or something. Menthols on brand. Yeah. Crown menthol. 100s.

Indoor smoking is unheard of in these days. Not in this place. Her apartment's dope, though. Yeah, minty crown. Hey, monkey, that's not nice. But yeah, so that's going to, they're so not going to read any good questions. That's why I like, if it was going to be a real ask me anything,

they would have just did a live stream and read from the live chat. Or did it on Reddit. You haven't got to do it from the fighter and the kids on Reddit. You could just set up your own Reddit and do it too. But they're two pussies.

And we'll have Newport soon. What kind of a woman would voluntarily let this jamoke in her apartment? A Puerto Rican woman. Pork rinds and garlic now. My family should have stayed in Cape Verde some of them did

no it doesn't smell like stale cigarettes and feet fucking Kumia went off on cigarettes and feet. Fucking Kumia went off on Stuttering John. I saw that dude, how the hell did he

get fucking Stuttering John? How did he get Richard Roper on his show? I'd be stunned by the guess John gets are you going to drink a non-alcoholic beverage like Monster

an empty bottle of Christian although that thing annoys me at the meetings seeing all the guys with like the Monster Energy drinks although I've been drinking more coffee and I'm not even really a coffee drinker so I can't talk that much shit but that shit is like annoying. Like I remember when Dez's mom got

sober she became all about the energy drink too. But it's whatever coffee keeps you regular yeah it does I got that McDonald's coffee to the McCafe one what's the most amount of money that you've gotten paid by youtube in a month a little over 10 or was it eight it was one month it was that month where that bill burr video where he went off on aoc got over a million views that was years ago though yes I'm getting stronger every day Roper is a Howard mega fan oh okay that's what it is I know on the 21st I gotta get reading glasses. I'm getting old.

Mickey's D's coffee is insanely good. Yeah, they sold a big one at a fucking store, so I bought that shit. It's been drinking that every morning. Take us to the McToilet. What is it with you and the toilet?

Like I said, if you want to see it so bad, hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. Duncan. My grandma used to make me walk to Duncan and get the beans so she can grind them herself. Starbucks was good I heard when it first came out like I said I'm not that big of a coffee drinker but

I've been drinking a lot more lately but I still can't tell you which one's the best or anything do a, Jay Jackson. Caribou, not a Caribou Lou. 151. 151 rum. Malibu Caribou Lou. Ooh, Caribou Lou, that was a rough night.

That was back when I was in the Navy drink two of those bitches didn't feel nothing went out to the club drink a beer completely blacked out it's all the same shit once you add sugar to it yeah pretty much although my mom when I first got out of prison and I stayed a couple of days with her she had some coffee some mocha coffee I'd wake up like god damn what's that amazing smell that shit That shit smelled Fucking bomb It was delicious Alright so what do I gotta do tomorrow though Tomorrow I got a meeting

And uh From 10 to 11 So I gotta wake up I think tomorrow I'm gonna shave. Make a nice long shower. Go to the meeting. Then come here

and bother Puerto Rican girl some more. You rock reveal. Gerard Small said Opie had a video on him. Yeah, I know, I watched it. I dropped a video about it on the other channel. Any update on the appeal? No, not yet.

Just when I talked to Ghost Lawyer, he said, dummy's going to probably try to bring it to the Supreme Court. This man is a father of children. But yeah, I'll probably come here bothering Miss Puerto Rican some more. She thought because she's on her period that stops me. It doesn't. Will there ever be a reveal of Ghost Lawyer?

I highly doubt it. I don't even know who the fuck Ghost Lawyer is. I have no idea who Ghost Lawyer is. He uses an anonymous email thing, so... I can't go back, Chester. I can't go back. Dominic Barber? That would be fucking hilarious. That would be the funniest shit ever if it was Dominic.

Hey, Mr. Schraub. Kyle, have you ever watched Raven's video of him walking through that abandoned psychiatric hospital? No. No, but it sounds like a dope video. When the river's running red, take the dirt track. No. no but yeah so tomorrow I got a meeting pretty much it then I'm just waiting until Friday when I get paid then

like I said I gotta go see my kids I got my first see my kids. I got my first domestic violence class on Saturday, but that's going to cost 50 bucks. What's new with Brenda? Spill the beans? Is he being sued? The new thing with Shab

is he's doing a new scam. Him and Callan are going to do an Ask Us Anything, although you've got to send an email to them so they can just get your email address and then they're not going to read any real hard-hitting question. So...

Remember when you would use Jimmerdam's age against him? You would call him old loser. Now you're older than he was. No! No, not older than he was. Wasn't he already in his fucking 40s?

Can't find a gymner. But yeah, he's just trying to fucking get people's emails to either sell them shit or try to sell off Thickboy and be like, look at all these emails I got. No one's actually going to read any hard questions from that. 40 Whitefield at Life, that was my go-to line. But yeah, they're not going to do any real actual fucking hard-hitting questions from that, so it's just another scam, that's all the dude knows how to do is scam,

I mean, the business plan obviously is not, hey, let's just drop content and make money. It's always, give me your info. Give me your info. You can win this. You can win that. But give me your info. That's the scam. Look at the content for them isn't bringing in any money. Like I said before, if Shaw was just like a dude who had a YouTube channel,

he probably would be making money, but he has a studio. He pays salaries. He doesn't pay that much, but he's still paying salaries and shit. He pays money to do this. Is the head of your Johnson lighter than the shaft? What?

Two-tone Richard? That's Lenny Dykstra and Stuttering John? Damn. Well, yes, I got to do that tomorrow. I tried watching Monday Night Raw today. Was it on earlier or something? Why did I see that John Cena bad guy promo at like fucking 5 o'clock?

That made no sense. Uh, you do laundry, Chester. That's how you, that's another thing. I'm gonna need fucking laundry money too. Quarters. I gotta go to need fucking laundry money too. Quarters. I got to go to the store, get quarters.

It's two bucks to wash and two bucks to dry. Stream Labs is a bitch to join I know but It's the only way to where I get the money instantly I know it's a bitch but Keep trying if you're actually trying Like I said if you donate 20 bucks to Streamlabs You become an instant moderator and have power over the non-power

having bums. And then you can exercise your power as you see fit. And now's the best time to exercise your power because it's a bitch for me to get into the studio on my phone and unban people. Oh, it's a chore to do on the fucking phone. Unban people. Fuck.

Oh, it's a chore to do on the fucking phone. Chester once had power, but now he remains the powerless. He's like a drill. He's a powerless drill. He's a powerless drill. I've tried twice. It's sending me a code via text. Then it didn't. So tried, email, wrote, didn't get one either.

Damn! Hold on. I'm next going to just throw a fucking cash app link in there for you people too, I guess. Mm-hmm. There you go. If you got a cash app, just do the cash app thing. You still get power if you do it that way. Link is in the description. What's up, Ravenite? You ever been interested in reselling shit from thrift money to what the fuck is thrift I don't

know what the fuck thrift stores don't you have to buy shit from thrift stores to resell it last time I smelled really really bad there was nothing you could do about it prison it was in prison fucking

cause I didn't have any money my first month in prison, fucking, because I didn't have any money my first month in prison, because I didn't think I was going to be that long, and it took a month, finally, to get in touch with my aunt, and have my aunt go up there and bring me money, so like, around three weeks into prison,

oof, because you're going to remember, when they arrested me, they didn't even let me put on socks or anything and after like the first week and a half that little bag they give you with the hygiene shit was gone so yeah that's why I like when I first got my money my the most money ever spent on order in prison was my first order and it was mainly just on hygiene shit so but I mean, then, now I wear my stuff at a store, just pimpin' in my area, old dude

in his 60s, and I got wallets and booze in the pockets. The best thing I mess hauled was the fucking orange. That was it. The orange was good. Oh, and on, um, what was it? Fucking, um, the New Year,

they gave us an ice cream thing for the meal. That was pretty good. Yeah, the orange. For breakfast, they would either give you with your food an orange or a grapefruit. I didn't like the grapefruit.

And on Saturday, when they would do pancakes, they would give you a banana. But the bananas were hit and miss because half the time they were bad. So yeah, an orange was the best thing the best commissary well I was in intake so you can't get

the best shit in intake so like I don't know cinnamon rolls Kyle you and Des intake so like I don't know fucking cinnamon rolls Kyle you and Des were taking a trip to NYC around 2018 what happened to that trip

you were going to confront black Israelites was I well I've had Des with me she was modging booze so she could have used her chocolate move on him any female guards

not in my mod um me with Dred's baby mama worked there but she was a nurse

and I seen her and she saw me cause I found out afterwards Dez told me you know fucking Brittany saw you in there. And I was like, was that fucking Brittany I saw in there?

Every Chinese place is a good takeout place in the ghetto hey thank you for the 25 through cash app make sure you type in here again so I give you power although it gave me your name. Let me scroll up. I think I remember you. I don't know. It used your real name. Oh, here we go. And now you have power, Mike the truth teller. Exercise it as you wish destroy whoever you want it means nothing to me laughing nodding at air plugs up my nose glad you're not putting out the numbers Now I don't get air plugs up my nose.

Glad you're not putting out the numbers. What does that mean? Honorary wrench for two, master. But now Mike, the truth teller has power but yeah fucking surprisingly the orange is the best thing in there and cinnamon rolls I don't know they were the best but also the cheapest although they did have chocolate glazed honey buns I tried ordering and someone else did, but they never gave them to us and just refunded the money. It's not Ravenite.

But basically what I did, the best way to get by there is just get like a box of saltines and a thing of peanut butter and jelly. I don't know what happened to Josh. But yeah, that was like the best shit to have. That would last the longest and the cheapest.

You gotta remember, out of a hundred bucks, I only spent 40 for two and a half months which is a good thing because i at least had a little bit of money when i got out of here because you know i made 700 the entire time i was locked up but when i got out my account said negative 20 because some fucking war four-headed cunt spent all my money. But. No, I didn't carry it.

I didn't do security. It's not a good combo. I was just going to try it because I just wanted to try it though. My first order I was gonna do like a 70 banger but I got it, my aunt got it in late so I didn't get a chance to fucking do the order right so and as

days kept going by I was like do I really need to spend this much yes there was farting in there they're the same mod across the hall? Damn you. We don't have coffee and intake. See, I was in intake, so... In intake, you don't have access to the full commissary. Like, you can't get oodles and noodles. You can't get rice.

You can't get coffee. In fucking intake, they try't get coffee And the fucking intake That try to make you suffer The fucking most It sucks It's racist It's not fair Yep Yep.

Yeah. Yeah. I think she fell asleep. Oh, no, you're awake. Who are you talking to? My chat. You're a weirdo. Yeah. I think she fell asleep. yeah well but yeah Chester were all your fucking dreams fulfilled

right there you really think she gets all those vibes you're gonna have to donate I'm counting that donation for Chester's thing if you want a reveal I gotta see a huge donation if you do it tonight I'll show you it tomorrow but I gotta go because I got a 10 o'clock curfew and I gotta get

the fuck back I'll show you my underwear draw if it makes you feel good. She does not sound like her. She sounds like Ileane Gonzalez. Booing. I'll be back tomorrow though. Probably from here because I don't think I... I don't know if my new roommate leaves and i can stay out till 10 now so i'll probably be here again tomorrow doing the stream but yeah peace Thank you.