The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub admits he's losing it!!!!! Mersh of Nightwave vs Yewneek, shots fired! Anthony Cumia banned by Patrice O'neals wife?
Episode Date: April 16, 2023back from a long hiatus. Speculation why the stream went dormant! Prepping for the Schaub's lawsuit depositions . Schaub goes on a podcast admits his audience and views are dwindling. He cries and... lies about his feud with Dana White. Mersh of Revenge of The Cis bashes Yewneek on his nightwave youtube stream! Yewneek responds in kind. Inside sources claim Von DeCarlo banned Anthony Cumia from the Patrice O'neal benefit! NOT bill burr's wife!!! What is Cumia doing staying NYC? Why does he bother going to the woke comedy cellar
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Okay, nigga!
Oh Jesus, shut the door, stupid.
Grrrr.
I should probably let you guys know, okay so,
Cyan-Z is a...
See, he's a black.
And um...
How do I put this slightly...
Um...
Checks all the boxes.
You know what I mean?
Like, poor basement apartment.
Like, really fat baby mom.
Secretly bangs a stepmom, too.
Everyone in the house is a fucking, like, fall down.
Not like, I get it, I'm a drunk,
but, like, I'm talking fall down,
disgusting, stumbling around every day drunk.
Stinky drunk.
Plastic vodka drunks. You know, stinky drunk, plastic vodka drunks.
You know what I mean?
EBT drunks.
And he's beating his kid on the air.
And this is a real fucking shit show over there.
You know what I mean?
I'll put it this way.
Kyle's the kind of guy that other black guys look at
and go like, fucking dude, please dial it back.
You know?
Like there's Chicago and Memphis black people that see Kyle and go, dude fucking dude, please dial it back. You know? Like there's Chicago and Memphis black people
that see Kyle and go, dude, can you please?
Like you're making the community look bad.
Drill rappers are embarrassed by this guy.
You know what I mean?
So when you understand why this sounds terrible,
it's because he's probably playing it on his phone
and then recording it with another,
like he probably is streaming it off of a phone
and then using his wife's Obama phone
to record the other phone.
So it's going to sound terrible, and I apologize for that.
But to be fair...
I only hit you when I want some
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up
Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted was you
I only hit you when I want some
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up
Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted was you
I be like baby
don't do that you press my buttons you know better depending on where my mood at what's
so fucked up I just might let her we done weather plenty weather it's whatever with
me though cause I know somebody gon' love me and won't never let me go think it's better
that we grow with each other on my mother what you do under them covers it be better
than these hoes and I ain't saying that I'm perfect, baby girl, cause you know me
But everything I say I do and everything I do low-key
Why you flexing for them photos and them niggas in your tweets?
He that nigga on the ground, but I'm that nigga in these streets
Just remember that I got your fuck, you probably feed your soul
Girl, you hear me like a doctor, but you probably don't know
All that time we spend debating, hating, bickering and shit
Got me breaking extra swishes, mixing liquor with that shit
So I talk like I don't need ya, but you know that that ain't true
Cause everything I want, I'm getting, all I really want is you
I only hit you when I want some
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up
Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted was you
I only hit you when I want some Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you I only hit you when I want something
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted was you
If I'm out of sight, then I'm out of mind But you know I'm calling through, through all your time
I'm seeing what you want through the wild light I got that what you want, I'll give you life, man
Tell me what you want, yeah
I'll give you what you want, yeah
Know I got that what you want, I'll give you life, man
But you know I'm falling through, through white light
She say a nigga on her wish list
Wish list, got me feeling like I'm big fish
Splish, splish, she on my line slurring them words
Like, okay, you lit, lit
Drop that shit you know you burn Can I leave my glasses on?
I wanna see that shit real crystal When we fuckin' smokin' mirrors
I'm tucked off in the hills Real secluded in my feelings
Tell me can you keep it real?
Hold it still for a real win Man I been fuckin' with you since my Motorola
flippin' If it's real just drop the pen
I'm on my way them tires gripping doing ten over the limit
The way you move no lie I'm finna have to take that risk
I'm touching all them spots till you regret giving me lip
I'm forward in my cars I know I been on your nerve
Till I splurged paying dues to them curves
You was popping all that shit now you outside of them words for the birds
Feel like we go together let's not force it
This might sound sorta full but, but I swear I only
I only hit you when I want some
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up
Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted was you
I only hit you when I want some
Fucked up till you realize all I wanted was you
You only hit me when you fucked up
Love drunk cause you realize all I wanted
was you
I come from the fact that we're not one dimensional
I'm not what you want
It's fine if you fool me
See what the name
I would take the other man
I'm not what you want
With the same values.
With the black man.
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Look at what's popping.
What are you niggas up to?
What have yous been doing?
Haven't seen yous in a coon's age.
What's up, Dub?
You think he forced me out
on hiatus? No.
No, no, no.
I've just been
very busy.
And,
like,
you know, I realized something.
You niggas don't donate to me when I live stream,
so why the fuck live stream?
I worked out. And I was
dealing with shit. Oh, tonight
it's hot as fuck.
My entire family
is sick. I'm starting to kind of get
sick.
But, uh, yeah. What are you
niggas doing? I mainly
just want to make fun of stupid because we got
way more clips to play from this
interview he did with these guys.
So what is good?
Where am I working?
You're watching where I'm working, Stupid.
Did I sign
with Thickboy?
No, I'm going to be deposed by
those niggas coming up soon.
You're sick from the video. Jesus.
But yeah,
I was very frustrated
today because they updated Modern Warfare 2 But yeah I was very frustrated Today
Because they updated Modern Warfare 2
But I got a glitch
And I know someone else does
Every time we grab our loadout
We don't get our guns
Yeah
So I've been playing a lot of Fortnite
Like what is that And I even uninstalled and reinstalled So I've been playing a lot of Fortnite.
Like, what is that?
And I even uninstalled and reinstalled the game.
Still the same thing, though.
Always a fucking problem with that game.
It's annoying and gay.
But enough of that.
Thick boy in corporate.
No, they're just sick.
And the dumb, retarded, cunt woman.
I told her, put in the fucking air conditioner since it's so hot.
You're getting sick, but you're living around this sickness, and it's damn near 86 degrees.
But no. No.
But you know how annoying
that piece of shit is
but whatever
trust me I'll get cooled off
in other places tonight
I don't plan on being
on live very long
my business isn't streaming so I didn't start a bit second business
it was 90 and I believe it and it's supposed to be hotter tomorrow. Which is crazy.
But it's about to be
spring and summer.
Whatever.
I don't care. I gotta make fun
of stupid. So I dropped the video
but Dummy said a bunch
of other shit on that podcast.
And he almost cried at some point.
We're going to go through the clips. Don't worry.
It's raining in California right now.
Yeah, it's raining men, you fag.
It's raining men and homeless
people.
All right.
So first this clip.
I got much to say for this shit.
What's the size of your biggest show?
I think it's Fire and the Kid.
What size are you guys at now for that?
We do.
We look at it per episode because otherwise you can get a lot of downloads if you just pump out more and more episodes.
Per episode is the real deal, I think,
for these shows. Well, see,
so Finally Kid and The Golden Hour,
which is formerly known as King of the Sting with Theo Vaughn. So Finally Kid and King of the
Sting, even though they're on the Thinkboy Network,
those haven't changed.
By the way, these guys who interviewed
Chobb have
200,000 subscribers.
This video so far has less than 4,000 views.
And they dropped it like this morning.
Just under my band.
But those weren't part of Showtime at all.
Showtime was Below the Belt, which is now The Shop Show,
Food Truck Diaries, and some other shows.
And then I wasn't doing Fight Campaign with them that's all new so you know i would say they probably cut my audience
in half you know probably in half and what what's the fighter and the kid at finally kid i mean now
now we're going down now in the walking dead john Barenthal never became a zombie.
He just got shot.
But if Jon Barenthal became a zombie,
you would just hire Brendan Chauvin
and say that's a Jon Barenthal zombie.
You're going down a different road
because there's factors there.
Looks terrible.
Looks shitty. You know, cause looks terrible have look shitty you know cause
that showed like you know when you're doing for 12 years it's like this you know it's like this
so you know we've been as high as 600 000 episode as low as 100 000 episode so that that we're at
the low now you're at the high 10 years ago when you had the Rogan co-sign.
And it's, you know, there's been some
outlying factors, you know,
that caused those issues, so.
There, your
unfunniness.
You're dropping the worst special and suing me?
And
then with the changing of King of the Sting
with Theo leaving, you're talking about a whole new
show. So you start basically from scratch again.
You start with Chris D'Elia and Eric Griffin.
It's a completely different show.
The dynamic's completely different.
So you're reinducing that show to kind of a—although there was an audience there, I think we're at 500,000 subscribers.
Those 500,000 subscribers were there for Theo Vaughn and Brendan Chobb.
So when you go, all right, well, here's Brendan and Chris Dilley and Eric, some people
will know we like to dance with Theo and
Brendan. So that's fairly
new. That's about six months old.
So that one's probably around
$150,000, $200,000.
You wish.
Not even close. Not even half of what
he's saying. It's on YouTube.
But I think a lot of people
in podcasting,
because it's the thing in 2023,
is they look at YouTube,
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube.
Audio's king.
Vote for the...
By the way,
I'm going to use the statement
he's making in my lawsuit with him.
For the most part,
people listen to podcasts
on their way to work
or when they're at the office.
Nobody's sitting down
watching a podcast
for two hours or three hours really however long your podcast is the audio is
but you're suing me for my youtube videos retard thanks for making this statement by the way hey
so my main metric that i focus on is always audio now if audio starts to go down we got problems
what's the size of your biggest show i think is fire all right i'm not allowed to say this but i'm gonna say it uh i'll say this because it involves a lawsuit but
i'll say it uh this dummy's lawyer asked for sanctions
and the judge
it was a conference
that we did because the case is taking so long
and the judge is like, we gotta move this along
laughed at him.
I said, no, you're not getting sanctions.
What?
And the kid, what size
do you got?
So, alright, we got another clip to watch though
uh
these people swear
the audio downloads
I know money
forbid big pocket
not your podcast
stupid
you get
no downloads
of your podcast
he's making
a technical point
but that point
doesn't apply
to him
he gets no money
from
cause no one
downloads
the brainer kid podcast
through audio because you're
a loser dummy
who fucked up your own career.
But I want to watch this cause he cries
during this clip and it's hilarious.
He damn near cries.
As he should.
Team captain,
all this starts from Joe Rogan. So before i hit the car but he doesn't give a shit
about any of that does he he just does whatever the fuck he wants in it sometimes it works he
does whatever he wants and he's the leader of the pack but he's also the reason why we embrace each
other and you know five six years ago seven years ago at the comedy store is the comedy rap pack. And we were the, we were the rap pack and we were the guys and every show sold out. Our name's on
the marquee and Rogan, there was a, there was kind of a, you know, their structure. Like we
don't tear each other down. We support each other. Um, and I heard Isaiah Thomas say this
when he went on, uh, my, by by the way your name was never on the marquee
oh maybe it was because you had the showtime deal maybe it was boys podcast uh all the smoke with
matt barnes um and uh isaiah thomas said this and it really resonated with me he was on there
he's talking about michael jordan and he goes clearly i'm not a black man i don't know if you
guys know this or not but i'm not black but It's actually not that clear, by the way.
You could be.
No one knows what I am, dude.
If you told me you had a little India...
Son tells me
you want to put a little something in him, you homo.
He doesn't look black.
He looks like
Puerto Rican.
It's not that clear, actually.
The Sam
Par guy
is a homo, right?
By the way, the Sam Par guy has to be a homo.
But
I will just
completely shit on the host that the nigga's
hosting. The nigga is a homo,
by the way.
He's pretty much sucking the dick of this microphone.
You said Denver or Buffalo Bills didn't want slow white guys.
I was like...
You want to suck that microphone, don't you?
Skip ball sucker-less.
This nigga is so gay.
Nothing's anything wrong with that.
Yeah, so you're in. Yeah, so you made the team, right? Yeah. Wait, you're telling so you're in yeah so you made the team right yeah tell me you're
not so what's that oh so really tell me rap pack no no you're saying Isaiah Thomas said something
yeah Isaiah Thomas yeah so Isaiah Thomas said this and I saw a clip that Matt Barnes post and I love those guys I started with him at Showtime and they're crushing it but Isaiah Thomas. Yeah, so Isaiah Thomas said this, and I saw a clip that Matt Barnes posted.
I love those guys. I started with them at Showtime, and they're crushing it.
But Isaiah Thomas, they brought up Michael Jordan, and Isaiah Thomas has issues with Michael Jordan.
And Matt Barnes goes, we'd love to have him on.
And Isaiah says, it's a tough one. He doesn't do interviews.
And Isaiah says, as alumni from the NBA, as alumni, and you guys are alumni, we're this tight fraternity. And not only are we a tight fraternity that we've reached certain levels of the NBA in this lane that we're in,
but we're also black men.
And it is our duty to support each other.
It is our duty to come on the shows and make sure you guys get views.
And I assume we are black men.
It's our duty.
And it's you. Make sure people get your name out there.
That is something that, it's our responsibility being in this small group, in this small club.
And back, probably seven years ago...
This whole club is not funny, not successful.
They all turn on you. not successful they all
turn on you
oh
trust me
it's a
fake thing
I doubt he's gonna get on that
stage, I have to speak about this right
the fuck now
the only thing they're doing, they say he's gonna
perform so I doubt it I'm gonna speak about this right the fucking now. The only thing they're doing, they say they're gonna perform.
So I doubt it.
By the way, I caught their little thing.
Cause they hang out with Royce.
From Runnin' Assist.
And Royce is like,
Brendan Shaw is gonna do a redemption arc.
Royce, you haven't do-
You need a redemption arc.
How you get no pussy
neither does Merce
Merce gets the fuck
you fat hideous piece of shit
ah those
fucking
oh
oh
oh
Merce isn't
on the cat channel
I can't hear him
on Twitter
he's not really
doing it
it takes everything
my power
to not just
smash on these
you haven't seen
me live stream
in a while
cause
new pussy
in the choir
new pussy
around with the
woman
single woman
streamer
so I won't
stream
but if I was
more a single dude
you don't see
you know these
dating chicks
my cousin Matt
is a fucking
welder in Maine
every week
we can't both
be here on the weekend
this bitch
or that bitch
alright
alright
well let's change it.
You know, Rogan, it was the same thing.
It is your duty to come on other shows,
to broaden the audience,
to bring everybody into these great talents.
You know, whether it's, you know, back in the day,
Finding the Kid, outside Joe Rogan,
Finding the Kid was the launching pad.
If you go through it, you look at Tim Dillon,
Andrew Schultz, Santino,
Theo Vaughn, Chris Dillett.
You look at all the people that came on there
and just exploded.
Does this thing act like
the fighting kid was only an Anthony
and said he made Tim Dillon?
You made nobody.
And nothing.
What is he talking about?
Is it because the Finding the Kid audience
maybe helped a little?
It's because those guys are so goddamn talented
and once people saw who they were,
they out-succeeded Finding the Kid.
They've gone...
Brendan Schaub right now just claimed
he made Tim Dillon,
Tom Segura,
and everyone else
who just named.
That's what he's claiming
right here.
He claimed,
you know,
in front of the kid
back there,
back in the day.
I mean,
they were huge comedians
and they're actually doing it,
but he's claiming right now
he made their careers.
And then this amazing...
Your podcast has never been big.
Seriously, never.
You had a decent size at the time.
I only got your friends with Joe Rogan, but...
You never broke anybody.
You never introduced anybody.
What the fuck are you talking about
on they've blown the roof off things now but if you look back on fighting the kid and i take so
much pride and joy in that where we had these guys on before they were massive and as isaiah
thomas says it is our duty to do that so So that resonated with me. Now, this is seven, eight years ago,
even 10 years ago, when Fireteam first started out, we'd have all these comments on stuff like
that. And then the pandemic hits. The pandemic hits, and the leader of the Rat Pack leaves,
Joe Rogan leaves, and the comedy store shuts down, Comedy LA shuts down, then Kamsa Gur leaves, Joe Rogan leaves, and the Comedy Store shuts down, Comedy LA shuts down, then Tom Segura leaves,
then Joey Diaz leaves, then Tim Dillon
leaves, then Thiel Von leaves,
and then Brian
goes through some bullshit
Me Too movement, and he has to
leave, and Chris D'Elia goes through
some bullshit Me Too movement,
and Chris D'Elia has to leave, and I'm
on this island by myself.
I'm like, whoa, where is everybody?
I thought, let's, alright.
Oh, I was carried by everybody.
Now I'm by myself.
And now you're failing, faggot.
You're not funny or interesting.
You just admitted you were a fraud.
Everyone laughed.
And everyone then carried.
That's what he's admitting right now
He's admitting
He's not funny
He can never get views
He didn't even want to help him get views
But now they're all going to get him by himself
That's what he's admitting
That's fucking sad
Troops
Although we're not in LA
We gotta rally
Let's rally around each other
And it broke my heart man
It broke my
They didn't have to rally
They had talent
You don't
You know what they did
Give them the shot
They made a successful podcast.
You did it.
They made a successful podcast.
You're saying,
I need them to do my show.
So I can be bigger.
I mean, if they don't do my show,
I'm not bigger.
They didn't need you to do their show.
They were talented people, you retarded motherfucker.
You're not full.
No.
Those days are over, dude.
You got to figure it out on your own.
Those days are over.
The days of being in the hallways at the comic store and the improv and the Ice House and Laugh Factory.
Podcast tomorrow? Yeah, podcast
tomorrow. Those days are gone.
Everyone's, they've made it.
Everyone's in their lane.
He's telling this.
We're going to feel bad for him.
He could have Joe Rogan and Tom Segura
be his next podcast
guest.
So no wonder he didn't make it.
When we do a podcast or videos
or anything, we're going to make it by ourselves
but
he no longer had Rogan or Segura.
And the play he has.
This fucking rich kid faggot.
Ugh.
Figure it out on your own now.
It's weird because you know, I was at the comic store last night.
And I always have this, it takes me a while.
I sit in the parking lot for a while because it just kind of...
Well, you're looking for addies and baddies in the parking lot.
Reminds me...
You don't want to go home to that wife.
I pull up now that...
I used to pull up in...
Rogan would pull up in his Porsche and we'd park next to each other and we'd touch. I pull up now that... I used to pull up and Rogan pull up in his Porsche
and we'd park next to each other
and we'd talk shit.
I don't want his Porsche.
He didn't say Rogan pulled up.
I don't want his Porsche.
You rich kid fuck.
He is a rich kid.
This nigga
never earned anything
in comedy.
He's a fucking rich kid.
They're all rich kids.
All of them.
No, but
I'll say this statement right now.
90%
of
comedians
are rich kids.
We're allowed to do this thing on comedy.
Now,
this is the worst example, but
this delves down into your favorite
comedians.
I might
get you mad in the chat,
but
not all
95%
of stand-up
comedians are rich kids who are allowed to do stand-up comedians are rich kids
who are allowed to do stand-up comedy,
who are allowed to not be good
and make a dollar at their job.
They said,
I've been with you five years,
but you're allowed to not make money
and be good at your job, but somehow keep doing it
And our biggest ones are rich kids. Dave Chappelle technically was a rich kid. His parents were professors
Same as Chris Rock. So you know, I don't agree
But the good ones, it never took 10 years shop about the cars
what's next
Santino would pull up
Chris D'Elia
Bobby Lee
it was the best
it was the absolute best
and I wish 5, 6, 7 years ago
somebody would have tapped us on the show.
I'm like, hey, fellas, in two years, this is all gone.
I didn't realize at the moment that that was the golden age
and what we were doing was so special.
We took it for granted.
And I didn't realize at the time how special it was.
In my theater, where my fish tank are.
Your fish tank.
He said, and then there's my rich dad's limo.
My tattoos, they're a rich kid
and it happened during that time.
Stand up comedians are rich kids.
For the most part now
like my man cave
I've got pictures from those days
for the most part now
yeah
and they cover all over
each other
takes 10 years
what other job
does it take you 10 years
to be good at the job?
What the fuck is that?
By the way, Dave Chabot, all the greats.
It didn't take them 10 years.
It didn't take Bill Burr 10 years.
It didn't take
Louis C.K. anyone 10 years.
Put them up, probably, you know,
when they were done, 5, 6, 7 years ago.
I didn't realize that, in that picture,
in that frozen moment, that was the best time ever for for me as far as uh just being in that
symbiotic like such a team man yeah there's a special moment you know now we're all everyone's
doing well we still talk we have our group chats but but as far as seeing each other all the time, those days are over, man.
It's heartbreaking.
Team captain.
We're all clubbing to play.
By the way, no one's crying.
And this was the final live stream, by the way.
Oh, thank God.
You mentioned Ariel Hawani, right?
And I think it's a fan thing.
You know, I've had spats over the years.
It's just going to happen.
I don't really entertain it.
But I have no animosity towards Ariel.
You know, I'll do interviews, whatever it is,
and I'll go, so you and Dana don't like each other.
No, I have no animosity. I don't dislike anybody. You know, I'll do interviews, whatever it is, and go, so you and Dana don't like each other. No, I have no anim- I don't dislike anybody.
You know, I-
When that slap his wife thing, all you did was shit on Dana.
What am I talking about?
What is he talking about?
That second Dana white thing, that's not really what happened.
He brought up, in that Schmoe interview
and said, what UFC fans?
He stopped his wife.
Oh my God, pathetic.
And once again,
I'm writing.
I'm writing.
I'm writing.
I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I'm writing. I think that might be one of the reasons too why the haters they can't stand it because
they they want that they want that drama they want something to feed off of they call it feeding
the trolls I just don't entertain that I think think that is, you know, upsets them.
It's just not what I do.
So when Aaron and I were having our thing, man, I made a mistake.
I was on the fight campaign.
I said some things I shouldn't have said.
He was rightfully so to get upset.
So he went on a show and did his thing.
All good, man.
That's how it goes.
You know, I take accountability there.
That's on me.
But Ariel's the best journalist we have.
I listen to his show.
You know, I have no issues with Ariel.
With Dana, man, if anything, I probably should be giving Dana 10%.
Because when he made that deal with Reebok, it, you know, at the time, I was a young man.
At the time, I took it personal.
I thought it was a hit against me.
And it put a chip, when I say chip,
I had an entire Pringles in my throat.
And what you're talking about is before...
Yeah, yeah.
Or you could put any logo you want.
Then he made a deal with Reebok,
and it's just, they are the guys.
Yeah, I lost, you know, probably $100,000 a fight.
And, you know, and I took it personal.
But being a business owner now, Dana was at make when the Reebok deal came in.
Man, how's this going to affect Brendan Shaw?
No, dude, I'm one of the, you know, I'm one of the elephants in the circus.
You got to do what's great for all the elephants, not just me.
So I was, you know, a bystander and the casualty of that deal. It just didn't work out in my favor.
But that pushed me faster into what I was supposed to be doing.
So Dana actually helped me out.
I have zero issues with Dana.
Huge fan.
Huge fan.
But I think fans, some people, for whatever reason, they can't get over that.
It's like, well, no, he screwed you over.
And look, and you have to retire.
And he did this.
I'm like, no, he did me a favor, guys.
That was 12 years ago.
It's all good.
He's doing great.
He's worth more money than God.
I'm doing pretty good.
I had zero.
If he called me today and was like, hey, man, we need you to do this,
no doubt I'll help you out, no problem.
And you mentioned Ariel Hawani, right?
And I think it's a fan thing.
You know, I've had spats over the years.
It's just going to happen. I don't really entertain it. But I have no's a fan thing. You know, I've had spats over the years. It's just going to happen.
I don't really entertain it.
But I have no animosity towards Ariel.
You know, I'll do interviews, whatever it is.
So you and Dana.
All right.
So it's not going to happen.
Oh, this is me.
Oh, this is me. Who are you? Met a-gant ane fom.
Dat se tigled a-kañfisio leg.
O'ner eo gado e se
eus ar-hewer eo
eus hao gaet eo eo
E dat se gant haemlo eo dat leg. gay they are. And that's what's going to happen with that thing. That's just what's going to happen with that thing.
We're going to see what he did.
When he was there, he's not going to know what the audience was.
They said, yeah, we're bringing you out of here. But never show any of the wounds.
And so he's not going to have a navigate.
They got in there, and the other time they say, we got in there.
We're still edgy, right?
They had to bring the job on here.
That gets, ugh. They had to bring you out of here, right? Eizh brind a job an e-her. Faggot.
Eizh brind a job an e-her, a-ha.
Eizh king-man.
Eizh vat am e-her.
Eizh vat an e-her dac, shit, but eizh vat am e-her.
E daith e-her e-her garañ.
Kwaezh e still trying to get in a Rogan. E want us to go on Rogan. They really do.
They, by the way, they'm done And this is why
I never go live
I'll never go live again
What is good?
Welcome to the live stream.
Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate.
The preferred way is through Streamlabs.
If you donate $25, you become an instant moderator.
Although I hardly go live, so I don't know if that matters.
But what is good?
What's popping out your Saturday night?
Am I going to ether him?
Yeah, I'm going to ether him.
I've ethered him before, though, but I'm going to ether him fully tonight.
Why did I stop going live as often?
Got very busy. Why did I stop going live as often? Uh
Got very busy
Very very busy
Yeah when the lawsuit's done
I'm gonna get my main two channels back
Then we got my main channel
And my live stream and my live stream channel.
My live
stream channel was huge
too. Just a channel
I would never live stream
on my main channel.
And a secondary channel I live stream
on. So when I win the lawsuit
yeah I'm going to do that.
Who is...
How do you spell that?
Germanam?
Germanam runs the Fighter and the Kid channels.
The TFA, TK channels.
I love the fact that he's doing that.
And he's shitting on Brendan Schaub.
I love the fact that Germanam has three channels going shitting on Brendan Schaub. I love the fact that Jim Reneva has three channels going shitting on Brendan Schaub.
And he's getting a shitload of views doing it.
I love it.
Did Dez get...
Dez will never get a job.
Let me assure you one fact.
Dez and her mom will never get jobs.
Don't worry about that.
The fuck?
Did Des get a job?
What the fuck?
No.
Never gonna happen.
Why am I busy?
Uh.
You don't donate enough for me to tell you why I've been getting busy.
But, uh.
So.
Out of nowhere.
Merce trashed me? Merce trashed moi? Me? How dare you? I forgot Merce.h? Mersh is like...
When, uh...
You think you're gonna fart, but you actually shit.
That's Mersh.
That's what that name reminds me of.
I Mershed myself.
It's not a shart. It's a difference.
There is a difference there.
Fucking mersh.
Ugh.
Oh, trust me.
I'm going to play this shit.
Don't worry.
I'm going to go in on fucking cross-eyed, fat, ugly, fuck, weirdo.
Oh, I'm going to. Let me assure you, fuck, weird-out child. Oh, I'm gonna...
Let me assure you, but...
I don't know where you're gonna...
Take shots!
At me, the god!
The creator of all this!
Yeah, I created all of it
can you imagine if I told myself that
I created all of it
I look like
Lord Vader in the dark
my um
when people stream
they have this thing
that lights up your face
I forget what it's called mine broke
my daughter broke it on accident
so I don't got one but I didn't
live stream that much
so I didn't care I think I do
gotta get a new one the ring
thing with the lights and shit
yeah you know you know what I'm
talking about nigga
yeah Yeah, you know. You know what I'm talking about, nigga.
Yeah.
It's kind of frustrated today.
Warzone 2.
Ugh.
Rocking the shit on Fortnite I was though.
Merch is killing it lately. You see all the
gigs and interviews
he's been getting. He also grew his
hair back somehow.
I like seeing a guy improve
his situation. He grew his hair
back. Not from the video
I've seen.
Ryan likes Mersh.
Do I like Negroes? Yes, I am one.
I don't know.
This man went off on a tangent
on me out of nowhere. So let's see what Mursh
had to say about me
you make no I should probably let you guys okay so say and Z is a see he's a
black and I like that this, checks all the boxes.
You know what I mean?
You never put nothing lightly, you fat fuck.
A&Z is a, see he's a left.
And um, how do I put this, slightly, checks all the boxes.
You know what I mean?
Like, poor basement apartment.
Like really fat baby mom.
Secretly bangs a stepmom too.
Everyone in the house
is a fucking fall down
disgusting stumbling around
everyday drunk. Stinky drunk.
Plastic vodka
drunk. You know what I mean?
And he's beating his kid on the air.
This is a real fucking shit show
over there. You know what I mean? Put it this way.
Kyle's the kind of guy that other black guys look at and go like fuck
You know my name is what are the colors I don't see
Can do please dial it back like this Chicago and Memphis black people
Can you please they can make in the community look bad? Yeah, I wish really turn this idea here
I am why this sounds terrible. He probably is
Streaming it off of a phone and then using like his wife's Obama phone to record the up
He didn't say Obama phone in 2023 other phone so it's gonna sound terrible By the way That fringe racist
Misogynistic shitbag
Disgusting cunia audience
Then it shits on cunia
So out of nowhere
I heard on Twitter I got attacked
By um
40 year old white
No hairline
Having 40-year-old white, no hairline,
having hideous fat fuck.
Alright, so I gotta ask a question now.
Now, I've heard this.
The Merch Cat thing is a bit, right?
It's a bit right.
Mersh doesn't
have cats.
He doesn't look for cats.
It's a bit right.
I'm not going
to, um,
the casino. I'm not going to go gamble this weekend.
But, um,
the good thing is that I do live in a city where there are plenty of strays
and there's plenty of cat-related shit I can, you know,
go find and get into some troubles. I might even check out
this little guy's homeland. But I've got to go make nice with the locals
because if I go to a Motel 6 and I start filming, they're going to get weird
and half of them are going to think I'm doing a sex trafficking sting,
and the other half are going to think I'm fucking doing a drug sting,
and the other half are going to think I'm doing an underage sting.
Nothing good happens at the Motel 6.
I think this guy might have been the very last cat to pop out of the vagina
of what was a very problematic local stray.
You know
what I mean?
Alright.
I'm just wondering.
Because like me and the rest of the world
the cat
thing's a bit, right?
He's doing a bit, right?
Where he has
cats.
Merch? He's doing a bit, right? Where he has cats. Mersh
is a satir...
He's literally 40.
And he achieved that 40
a one-bedroom apartment in Florida.
I had to add 20 when I was stationed there.
When I was in the Navy.
Pensacola.
ABH.
This faggot.
For a decade.
His income was EBT living on Royce's couch.
Because what else could he contribute?
For the decade, he lived on the fat...
What is Royce? Cuban? Puerto Rican? Whatever.
All Marsh could contribute was...
Dude, you got my EBT card.
I guarantee you this conversation, Ab.
Let me live on your couch.
I'll supply
your fridge though.
Watching them is the saddest thing
ever.
Watching them
on Infowars
with Alex Jones.
The bunglers bungle everything.
Not one viral moment to be had in any way, shape, or form.
I'm pretty sure Royce's wife left him a while ago, by the way.
So there are two single fucking losers who get no pussy.
He's not really into cats now, is he? single fucking losers who get no pussy. Did I get?
I'm reading it.
He's not really into cats now, is he?
This isn't really a thing, right?
It's a bit he's doing.
You know what a bit he's
not doing? Not getting chicks.
I couldn't.
My cousin Matt
who's a nobody and nothing,
one would consider a deadbeat,
moved to Maine, got his life together.
He had four kids, multiple baby mamas.
He got a factory job in Maine.
He makes $17 an hour.
I can't play video games with him this weekend.
Because he's fucking chicks.
Mersh has a YouTube channel.
People follow Mersh.
Is there any...
You know that battle you had with Ashley or Kimberly or...
Jennifer?
No bitches. No bitches.
No pussy.
Now I don't know
if the cat thing is true.
If this faggot
is living in a one bedroom
apartment
with a bunch of cats in Florida
with fucking
sunglasses
what is that? you're fucking 40 and you're fat in the
last viral video about you you got called out we're afraid to fight the guy
I agreed with him yeah you want to fight that dude but maybe I should take a different stance the hairline's
fucked up
what the fuck was I
just
like I said I haven't checked out Mersh
nor has anybody
he's not really new in the cat thing alright
I hear
I've heard people in my peripherals say,
Mersh is in the cat.
This isn't a thing, right?
Nice 40.
Terrible for 40.
I'm 38.
Black don't crack, but I'm 38.
I think I was 40.
By the way, this nigga used to drive around Bobo.
By the way, this nigga has been trying to do it since he's 20.
Mersh used to drive Bobos at the O&A gigs.
That's how up their asses Mersh and Royce have been.
But they made it to where Mersh at fucking 40 can afford a one bedroom
apartment in Florida
how about a fucking family and friends
live in Florida
apartment island
just cause it's cheaper
when I was in Florida I hated it
ooh
not a fan of Florida
really not a fan of Florida. Really not a fan.
Too human.
Too human.
I hate that.
I got sweating.
Sticky.
I don't like it, but...
How about friends in...
You know down there.
A lot cheaper.
This fact of living on a couch.
And all he had was an EBT dog. Because he lived in a car for 10 years and living on a couch. And all he had was an EBT dog.
Because he lived in a car for 10 years
and never got a job.
He never worked as a security guy.
Never got a McDonald's application.
And then they got enough white losers
to donate to other white losers
to bring a four to one bedroom in Florida.
Merch literally is the saddest fucking person
I've seen in my life.
Ain't no pussy.
And I look at Merch
and then I always
oh what it could have been. Not me but I look at Mursh, and then I always, oh, what it could have been.
Not me, but I look at my cousin Matt.
We work in a factory, but I couldn't play Fortnite tonight
because my cousin Matt is fucking some new bitch in Maine,
in Rhode Island.
He's a fucking bitch right now.
I can't get in touch with him
so I understand
Merch is merging fucking old bitches
by the way
Merch does a live stream
shouldn't it be like a
we were on Nightwave
shouldn't it be like
Nightwave
uh you know
I'm Nightwave
I'm a huge celebrity
Kimberly was crazy
we got rid of her
so now I'm being a new bitch this next night and
no bitches are being made or done or anything for content the other thing I hope the collecting cat
thing isn't true I'm just wondering if I I was Mersh?
Holy shit, could you imagine me single stream?
I mean, single stream.
Hell,
I'm not going to go that much longer someone originally wanted me gone
would be single I'll get a
skinny redhead bitch over my lap right now and say bye guys cause I'm gonna go do this
it would be a great send off
but I already have a bitch and shit a single guy does a live stream and no bitches
i'm just wondering that's what we're all wondering like i said i haven't checked out
these weirdos in a while I was literally
just wondering
but yeah, Merch, he's fat and ugly
like I said, Merch is
little Nikki's
roommate
with his fucking dumb hairline
how are you going bald Little Nikki's roommate with his fucking dumb hairline.
How are you going bald and fat and 40 and white
but you get it lined up?
That's the saddest thing to me.
How do you get a fucked up hairline
but get it lined up?
He got his fucked up hairline lined up. Sad.
I don't think he's brutal looking.
No.
It's sad.
The nigga has titties and shit.
And he hides his fat under his thing, which is fucking...
We gotta watch it! Hmm, yeah, it doesn't come up.
I thought it was going to work.
Why did it actually...
Well, you got called out to its face
to a nigga you talk shit to
and the nigga...
Apparently it's not on YouTube
when we watch the video
Bic the last of
Bic the last
called him out but
he started to remove his
tits
well it doesn't matter he's fat
this nigga
Mersh is 40 years old
they scammed enough white
people to donate
to them to where Mersh
can get a one
bedroom apartment in Florida
in a 2008
shit car that broke down
when he was fucking 40
I had that when I was 20
he's the saddest
fucking faggot ever saw
and I keep asking
the cat shit
if this faggot is doing rise streams
or he's doing rescue cat shit
as a lonely dude
look what I'm saying
if I was him I was single Where he's doing rescue cat shit as a lonely dude. Look what I'm saying.
If I was him.
I was single.
Dudes.
Nigga.
A month in.
We'd be into.
Do you like Sarah.
Or Jessica. Or.
Shaniqua arc
And it would break down my racial lines
Usually like
Sarah and Jessica
The black people would follow me
We were sticking up for Shaniqua
He had her over
He has no bitches on his stream
He can't get bitches
It's not even bitches
He can't get a chick
He can't get anything chick. He can't
get anything.
He lived on a fucking couch
for a decade.
From his 30s.
From 30 to 40
he lived on a
fat couch.
Of the saddest person
in the immersion's voice.
By the way
I think that chick left him a while ago. Of the saddest person. In the immersion. Royce. By the way.
I think that chick left him a while ago.
As she should have.
Royce has left the house.
With his shit word over end.
These faggots are in it together.
But um.
Whoa.
Whoa.
If I was single. doing a live stream,
I'd be parading
bitches in and out.
Like I said, I tried playing Fort Mike,
I guess, tomorrow.
He has Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off.
He said definitely Saturday and Sunday.
He wasn't here Saturday.
He's in Maine, by the way.
He works in a factory.
He makes $17 an hour.
He's getting bitches.
As he should be.
As I would be if I wasn't on the internet.
Merch is an internet dude.
Apparently influenced no bitches.
It's shocking to me.
Single me?
What
bitches
in and out to be ARK?
No ARK or Marsh.
I guess the only pussy
he gets
are the cats.
He's not really into cats, though.
I'm not believing this.
I'm not believing it.
But I'm gonna lie to respond to him.
I'm not playing anything tonight, people.
I smack fucking cross-eyed,
weirdo-eyed,
makes-no-money,
faggot,
merch.
Of course,
I destroy you out of any shape or term.
They had two exclusive interviews with Alex Jones.
Nothing.
Before Alex Jones got cancelled by the way
nothing
that nigga used to drive
Bobo around
that faggot has been trying
for 20 years
and he achieved it
a one bedroom
in Florida.
The easiest place to get a one-bedroom.
The worst place you can ever own property.
The worst place to own a property is Florida
there are fucking hurricanes
every
oh you should get destroyed
but that's why I have to be
like I said half my friends and family
live in Florida
it's too
expensive here so don't move down to Florida they rent shit that like you can
buy an amazing house in Florida 400 you can buy a mansion in Florida hundred
thousand dollars the reason why and the reason why you can't buy a house or
another the insurance
is like a million dollars
cause it will get knocked down
from a hurricane
but Mersh
at 40 fucking years old
achieved
a one bedroom apartment in Florida
and no
arc I feel bad for
Mersh fans I feel bad for people who watch that
he gets literally no chicks
nothing
there's no arc
I went on tinder this day
and met Jessica
I thought she was kind of
cunty and weird
he doesn't even do that
he's afraid because he knows
he's a fat
Ugly faggot white dude
Who
He doesn't even attempt to get pussy
Cause he knows he couldn't
Oh my god
You niggas cannot imagine
A single Kyle stream
I don't think you can fathom it and I'm only pulling back before I
did YouTube me single bringing a house party. Making bitches competing. Just sitting on the couch.
How does he run Nightwave but not like a female
calling?
A female?
No female.
Of course not.
He's a fat white
faggot.
Sad. He's a fat white faggot Sad That's all I have to say now
Let's go with you nigga
About to end it
Unless someone donates
The $25 To stream my apps
I'm pretty sure
I didn't plan on going that long
Yeah
I'm gonna get high tonight though
I'm gonna get high tonight
And bother Dez Even though Dez is like sick as shit Yeah. I'm gonna get high tonight though. I'm gonna get high tonight and bother Des.
Even though Des is like sick as shit.
I'm not gonna bother her that much.
I'm not gonna bother her.
And I have to deal with the other chicks.
But I'm gonna fuck with Des because Des is sick.
Before I fuck with the other chicks.
I still want to remind her. I'm still fucking with you stupid. Cuz does is sick before if I go to the other chicks, but I
Said what are my I'm still fucking with you stupid
Play to make the last thing
I'm just saying it was you know what
I can't find it on YouTube
I was the one who did the YouTube video
of it
apparently nobody else did it
so I was the one who did it
and my main channel
is down until I get it back
when I win this lawsuit so
goddamn
did it mine no I don't have my daughter's not even 10 yet no they didn't hit our friends.
Not when the daughter is 18, maybe.
At the mothership?
No.
No.
At the mothership? No.
I mean, I know it's Joe Rogan
but he is still technically
launching a club
he is launching a business
he's not gonna put
fucking Brendan Schaub up there
this is still technically the first year
of the business
he's not trying to fucking destroy it
by having Brendan Schaub there still technically the first year of the business he's not trying to fucking destroy it by ever finish out there
he's not trying to ruin this what is he doing doing
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the burr kumia thing through my videos
but
oh
I'll give you
oh I'll give you
ultimate info right now
oh shit
oh
oh I'm actually gonna drop some actual info on you niggas right now,
about that bird kumia shit, I'm really gonna drop it on you,
now, I'm not gonna make a video about this,
cause I can't possibly confirm it
but I'm gonna give you the ultimate info
on it
it was not Nia
Bill Burr's wife
who got
Kumia blocked
or whatever her
benefit
it was Vaughn
there you go Vaughn there you go
Vaughn DiCarlo
there you go
it was not
Nia
it was always Vaughn
Vaughn is very
close with Godfrey
truly close not to say Godfrey extremely close
not to say Godfrey
made her do it
but the reason why
and I've heard this
from multiple people
I just never made a video
about it
because I heard from multiple
situations but that I can't
confirm it
it was Von DeCarlo from all the situations but that I can't confirm it. It was
Von DeCarlo
who banned
Kumiya from the
Patrice benefit.
Lon.
Yeah. Her.
And it makes sense because
Nia doesn't go to the Patrice benefit
so what would she care who's at the Patrice benefit
it was Vonda Carlo
and
who's very close
to Godfrey
rumors they were dating
they're not dating but
by the way
rumors for years they've been dating
they're not dating but
very close but
I had to respond to being cool man
I'm just saying that's what I heard from inside shit
the really really inside shit
because if you think about it
what the fuck with Nia
Bill Burr
is on the road half the year
she doesn't know
half his gigs or anything
you think of Patrice Menepit
in New York but he's going to be in Connecticut
doing a New York New York
she doesn't know his particular gigs
I heard
it was Vaughn
Patrice's girlfriend this particular gigs i heard it was vaughn but she's his girlfriend
and
the rumor they are boyfriend and girlfriend her and godfrey they're not i don't think so but
they're very close it's not that godfrey also led her to do that it's not that situation
but i heard it was vaughn
patricia's girlfriend who said get kumira the fuck out of here The thing, that's what I heard. It was Vaughn.
The Carlo.
Once again, in that documentary.
Your daughter, where is she becoming?
But yeah, I heard it was Vaughn.
Not Nia Burr. uh, Vaughn. Not Nia Burr.
It was Vaughn.
Now, to defend her.
Not her, but...
The entire thing, I mean.
Yes, clearly, I know you and Matrice are best friends.
And if I were in the bedroom, you'd know it.
But Kumiya, you are fucking insane.
You scream at Edward and Dudes.
These heckers, you're a nigger.
You're a Kevin Brenayden's thing.
The Eddard.
We left around
Cooney's being funny with the Eddard.
I don't know. I don't know what he does. Edward Yeah, you left that realm a while ago
Excellerateism. But your racism...
I'll never speak for it, but Patrice accepted Kumi's racism of...
You're racist.
Now Kumi just screams the N-word now.
That's odd.
And he makes people around him scream it scream it
meaning Kevin Brennan
said you're acting like a nigger
he was
odd out of context
he got hurt by
Kumiya so he used that
out of context too
Kumiya
Kumiya
I think Kumiya
is that um
I watched
the end of She-Man
when Frank got
drunk dementia
I think Kumiya
is at that point
at that point
like Kumi
is trying to scream the N word
and trying to go on comedy clubs
in New York City
in 2023
and justifying it in New York City in 2023.
They're justifying it.
You said nigger trying to go to a thing in New York City
in 2023.
You bought property in South Carolina
while you're not down there?
Like, if Cumumi's take was,
I'm in South Carolina.
Can I screen the N-word?
Okay.
You're in New York City going to comedy clubs?
It's the wokiest city on Earth.
What are you doing?
A tactical thing. It's the wokiest city on earth. What are you doing?
A tactical thing.
You should have opened yourself when we were in the Sukhumvit.
The fuck are you doing?
You're in New York City screaming.
By the way, he's not leaving.
But I'm shocked by it.
I don't know if it's really built, but he's building a thing in South Carolina.
I already go there.
Stop going to comedy clubs in New York City, stupid.
It's the wokiest city on earth.
You're like a guy screaming an N-word.
Are you trying to get into a fight?
I'm wondering, is Kumi trying to get into a thing?
Now I'm starting to wonder that.
Are you trying to get into a thing?
Like, I know Kumi is screaming the N word
and he doesn't know he's doing it
Kumi is like
you know me people
I'm perfectly
great when I'm drunk
then Kumi says
to come on people
he's like you know I drink
but you know me.
And they're like, I signed your paycheck.
I don't agree.
Thank God I signed no one's paycheck.
Thank God.
Kamiya said that.
I signed your paycheck, but you know me.
I don't know and they're...
No, I don't know what's going on. But there are a lot of them calling out.
But Kumiya doesn't know they're not calling out because he signed their paychecks.
He paid these people a hundred bucks a month. He... Ha, ha, ha...
Come here.
Ha, ha, ha...
Ere question, ereo, eo c'hoazh eo, eo c'hoazh eo, o deus eo, eo c'hoazh eo. I don't feel it.
And Godspeed.
Godspeed are weird.
Oh!
I could do a whole fucking S.A.N.
How we at Godspeed got.
I love you.
Oh, wonderful gosh we.
Gosh we is nothing.
Oh, that was a...
Oh!
Oh, gosh we is the biggest fraud ever. God's been the biggest fraud ever. What? Yeah, guys, it's not that fucking wrong. Nigelian said it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't really know what you got here.
I don't know what I got.
I'm just kidding. I don't know what I got. I got a cooler. Hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, hañ, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know.
What would I afford to wear my glasses and
and I can't attach it to me.
I can't even feel this heavy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don you know.
One of the children this Monday,
Yeah, I don't know, this Monday all out,
I don't think so now, I'm not,
You're sick.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Jesus. I'm gonna go get a chicken doner.
I'm gonna start a new channel. You know, fuck. You're exerting the elite, you know.
Follow some fat. I'm out. Ten pounds in the ditch, a D5, no, that's not a challenger I keep some members with me in the fridge Get cold seat, they some cannibals
They like to get geek
Drink a whole bottle, wake up and repeat
She took a look, shh, mixed in with the chill out
Now she say she see in 3D
I go in the jungle and ain't got a coat
I bet I come out with a mink
Do this shit for the fam, cause this shit bigger than me
Call them thongs in my infinity lane
And in the factory, masterpiece
I call them twin, cause that be my? We got the same roller, he matching me
Nah, for real
Water on me like the sun up Sun, carriage, sun, pointers
All these comas, I won't fumble Migo gunners out the jungle
I don't fuck a front up, nigga Can't call me no funner
Drop top feeling like Stoner Cat D play no runners
Crawl my wallet, take my pilot 33 by to the tropics
Niggas want shit, I was outside just serving narcotics
Yeah, pay me that stick, nigga make one wrong move, jet poppin'
Live it, I'm broke with the ho, flooded out in the hotel lobby
Diamond beat dancin' like Bobby Don't touch a dick, block it, be cocky
Shroom and GC departed Bitches gon' trend on the top
The way I pull up I'ma pop it and none of these niggas gon' stop me
Put the shit on get a cup of this drip I'm a motherfucker
Kilo, keep stacking your bank I'll get bigger
Never will I throw some shade on those niggas I'ma tell you, glue niggas don't play with
these niggas You see the big picture we up on these niggas
The hunter, the one you can call on me niggas I got your back you can follow me niggas When I get up we gon' ball on these niggas Fuckin hunches, the one you can call on me, niggas I got your back, you can follow me, niggas When I get up, we gon' ball on these niggas
Fuckin' shit up, cause I beat out the system
Water on me like the sauna
Song, care, song, pointers
All these comers, I won't fumble
Migo, Gunner, Zach the Jumper
I don't fuck a runner
Nigga, can't call me no funner
Drop top, feelin' like Stunner
Can't be playin' no runners
Call my wallet, smoke my palette Take three by to the traffic
Niggas want shit, I was outside just servin' narcotics
Yeah, pay me that stick Nigga make one wrong move, jet poppin'
Lavin' them bro with the hoe, flooded out in the hotel lobby Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two, um