The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub buys youtube views?!?!?!? Ronda jests about her ex boyfriend! Elisa Jordana assault video!!

Episode Date: April 13, 2024

expert exposes ploy by certain youtube ex mma "figure" to buy views for youtube videos. Ronda Rousey comments about her former relationship with schaub. Schaub mad about not getting booked at the mother ship. Elissa Jordanas attacks cheating paypig "boyfriend". He retaliates. She's arrested

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🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 Thank you. Thank you. Brendan Schaub is not happy with Joe Rogan, so much so that he unfollowed the comedy mothership. The comedy mothership, which is Joe Rogan's club in Austin, that he will not allow Brendan Schaub to perform at. That is on the record. Joe Rogan talked about not letting people perform there because they're not headliners.

And then Brendan Schaub confirmed that's who he was talking about when he went on Legion of Skanks. But he must have got tired of seeing it in his feed, all of Rogan's new buddies who he allows to perform there, and even his former co-host, Chappelle Lacey, who's performing there. And meanwhile, Shab has to go to the Vulcan Theater, which he just canceled his last The Fighter and the Kid live podcast

because they can't even sell tickets there. So he just doesn't want to see it anymore and unfollowed the comedy mothership. I mean, talk about salty. I mean, can you imagine how much he's probably begged Joe Rogan through text messaging, ain't gonna be in Texas, B, can I get

up there on stage for five minutes? And Rogan's just like, no. However, here's the thing I don't get about Rogan. If you know Brendan Schaub is so terrible at stand-up comedy that you won't even allow him to go to your club, shouldn't you be telling him maybe just give up the stand-up comedy? Now, I know he's claimed to have given up,

but to hang out with his family, so he can't be going on the weekends doing standup. Now he's just going on the weekends doing car things for videos that get no views. But I mean, I'm thinking Rogan's going to have to have another sit down with Boppa here and be like, dude, it's time to give it up. You tried to stand up comedy thing. You failed. You sued YouTubers for making fun of you, but you failed.

I mean, I know you're ego, but why would you tell me? Ego. So there's a, I know a lot of guys who have worked for the UFC for so long. I'm not going to mention the name. I don't want to embarrass this person, but they have Chael Sonnen envy because their channel is nothing like as well as Chael Sonnen's

or Michael Bisping's. And they're like, well, I'm just going to buy views. And I begged this person not to. And I walked them through exactly why this is a terrible, terrible idea. Like, well, I've got a sponsor who's paying me 20 grand. I'm going to reinvest 10 in boosting it. I was like, it just doesn't work like that. You can't game the system.

What you can do, and there's a facility on the back end of YouTube, is that if you have a 30-second promo, you can boost that. But that's basically an advertisement. That's no different from saying, decidedly on pay-per-view, Hogan versus Stinger, Starkey, don't miss it. But what you can't do, when you buy views for your actual videos, you are baffled. YouTube has six algorithms.

All they do is try the best they can every day to serve the right content to the right people. And when you add thousands of bots into it, you're giving them shit information. You're muddying the waters, whatever it is,

you're fucking yourself over. Okay, so he was 100% talking about Brendan Chobb. We know this because Mark Harley, Brendan Chobb's former handler, has admitted to this. And the downward spiral truly

did begin right after that Gringo Poppy special, where obviously the guy bought views for that special. And it was terrible. And then he started suing YouTubers. And that's been the downward spiral. And the dude keeps doing something weird to where he keeps claiming, Shab does, that he is shadow banned, which he isn't. He just bought a bunch of fake views and it messed him up in the algorithm. Like right now on this channel, I have, what, 21,000 subscribers?

But my videos on this channel aren't getting that many views because, not because I'm shadow banned, but because the channel has been away. Did I just say been a gay? Freudian slip? Has been away for like two years and now it's been brought back. So I'm not in

any algorithm on this channel. So that's why I'm going to need you to hit that like button and comment. But I mean, Brendan Schaub isn't't shadow banned he just messed himself up in the algorithm by buying fake views definitely on that special probably other videos such a dumb thing to do but papa just goes i mean when he was looking to replace ge. He was trying to hire somebody who could figure out an algorithm. Not just make great

content and get views that way. Always a way to gain the system and everything. Like they said, at the Fighter and the Kids subreddit. So, I mean, this guy, everything about him is a fraud. He's just using daddy's money to buy fake views.

And that guy confirmed it. Because what other USC guy could he possibly have been talking about? And you described watching Travis knock out your unnamed ex-boyfriend. And you said that as you watched the fight, you felt like you could hear him say to this partially conscious dude, like, Rhonda says, fuck you. And I'm dying to know, did he actually say

that? No. No, he didn't. I don't know if he wants me to say what he said. You can ask him that one day, but it was pretty fucking metal. Nice.

And he got awarded a Harley-David motorcycle for that knockout, too. Okay, I have a question. Steve-O is extremely homeless. He's always on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. So the fact that he would ask Ronda Rousey if it was true if Travis Brown said that after he knocked out Brendan Schaub, who she used to date,

it's pretty funny that he would bring that up. And the fact that he wouldn't name Brendan Schaub by name, although we all know who it is he's talking about it's just pretty funny how continuously brendan shop just keeps taking l's on a daily basis to whereas even podcasters like steve o don't respect him or like him and trash him every chance he gets inf Infamously, the funny clip he had with Tony Hinchcliffe on when he brought up the Gringo Poppy special and just had Tony Hinchcliffe dying of laughter. So, I mean, Steve-O really doesn't like Schaub, which makes Steve-O a good guy in my book

because he knows how to spot a complete piece of trash like Schaub and Ronda Rousey. What happened with her? I know she came out with that book against Vince McMahon and now she's wrestling in, like, what, TNA or something? Very, very weird. But, I mean, the fact that Brendan Schaub got another trashing, hilarious. could they not get stone cold the undertaker thing made no sense to me, but still kind of dug it. All of my predictions were right.

They were all right, of course. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. This didn't even work last time, so why am I trying it now is beyond me, but... how about that eclipse I didn't look at it I saw it while I was playing Call of Duty they put it on Rebirth Island so I saw it while I was playing Call of Duty they put it on Rebirth Island so I saw it that way but yada yada just talk about Liza Jordana I don't want a second

nigga shut up Liza got the death mom treatment thank goodness she's been arrested. I didn't know she was this much of a menace. I didn't know she was out here menacing society. Okay, so restream chat on here just doesn't work. I'm going to have to set it.

You know what? I didn't even really need that. I'll just figure it out another time. I can still read your chats. Don't worry. You heard that Down Syndrome guy gave her two mil alright well we gotta check out this video cause I don't know what's going on in this crazy world

but uh so um Chrissy Mayer's husband posted this. Former guest on Chrissy Mayer pod, Eliza Jordana, her fan community was ultimately behind us and Steel Toe being swatted. Watched the stream. She was doxing this fan and his friend while assaulting him many times then he snapped insane jail for both so let's go ahead and check this out Don't fucking talk. Idiot. Yes, sir. We're really sorry about this. I'm sending him your way today. Fucking.

So don't worry. Damn, she just slapped the shit out of that nigga. Sir, I'm sorry about this. Don't talk. Don't fucking talk. Idiot. Yes, sir. We're really sorry about this.

I'm sending him your way today. Fucking. So don't worry. But yeah, so yeah, he's coming. Don't worry Understand You understand cunt? Hey, no Sarah hang up. Okay, you understand cunt? These idiots, she posted your fucking number in her cancer discord and I was just being polite. Alisha? Yeah, touch me and I'll fucking dick your dumb ass bitch.

I'll fucking dick your... Alisha? Yes? As a woman, I was a Mexican I was on my phone and you choose to leave my number from the chat She, she, no she's a fucking insane person She's a fucking 50 year old dumb cunt in the middle of the street dancing Yes Sarah I heard you had a kid when you were 16, that's what he told me about you

Yes she had a kid And he said you're a dumb Mexican I said she's a dumb Mexican And he said you keep showing up. And he says you won't stop texting him. But I saw the text. It's the same shit. Yeah. There's Mexicans involved. She's being donated $5. She's not pureed.

She's not pureed. Delete the number, please. Oh, shit! Pull over, dumb cunt. Pull over, dumb cunt. Oh, no, no, please don't. accurate delete the number please oh oh She's sorry. What the fuck am I watching? No, please, I'm so sorry. Oh, you're sorry, right? Get the fuck out of here.

Okay, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I'm getting out! He's killing me! Well, he wasn't killing you. He pulled a George Floyd right there. He's killing me! Ah! No!

Okay, I'm getting out. Then he kicked her out! I'm assuming this is her car. And then he got out. Sir, I'm assuming this is her car and then he got out okay I think we need to super to film this shit what the fuck was just happening there yeah I mean that whole I'm a girl and I get to do anything I want we're gonna replay that trust me kind of went out the fucking window right there didn't it oh she's smarting the fuck up didn't she that shit went right out the I'm a girl and I can hit you yeah that shit went right out the... I'm a girl and I can hit you.

Yeah. That shit went away. Very. Fucking. Soon. That shit went like right away but like what is

ultimately her problem what's the backstory on that hold on I gotta fix this chat cause the other chat the restream chat doesn't work so i'm fixing this one so it stays but there you go okay she was arrested apparently they were both arrested and both charged with assault but apparently she doxxed Stilto and Chrissy Mayer I didn't even know she was beefing with them she loves the victim role

she went to another car to get help by a man probably well yeah I mean that Asian guy was kind of kicking her ass but she did slap him but like what was the context there I'm not getting it

she's friends with CP people what's a CP, I'm a CV, I'm Kate Verdean, what's a CP, we work 12 hours, damn, isn't she like 50 now, I will say, if she's 50, she does look great for

50, but, alright, let. We're really sorry about this and sending him your way today So don't worry But yeah, so yeah, he's coming. Don't worry coming home Next time you fucking touch me, I'll fucking dick you. You understand? You understand, cunt? By the way, someone said he's... I think he's not Down Syndrome. He's just an Asian dude. Because he's pretty concise with his wording. Like, fuck you, cunt. Don't worry, he's coming home.

She's just like like almost broke my nose she's gonna get her ass fuck you cunt next time you fucking touch me I'll fucking dick you you understand you understand cunt hey Sarah hang up these idiots she posted your fucking

number in her cancer discord and I was just being polite uh yeah touch me and I'll fucking deck your dumbass bitch i'll fucking deck you yes um as a woman the dumb cunt sarah the dumb retard in the middle of a street session can you please delete that under from the chat she no she's a she's a fucking insane person. She's a fucking 50-year-old dumb cunt

in the middle of the street dancing. Yeah, Sarah, I heard you had a kid when you were 16. That's what he told me about you. And he said you're a dumb Mexican. And he said you keep showing up and he says you won't stop texting him but I saw the text. It's the same shit. Apparently this Sarah person is very

important and she donated. And she might be a dumb Mexican who had a kid at 16. We don't know. Pull over dumb cunt. I so wish dumb cunt. Pull over, dumb cunt. I so wish I could say that to a bitch. I might do this tomorrow with Mrs. Unique.

Just out of nowhere. She'll be like, you want to go to McDonald's and grab a hair? Pull over, you dumb cunt. Sarah's Mexican. She had a baby at 16. Fuck you. Sarah's Mexican she had a baby at 16 fuck you Jimmy her last pay pig what's a CP

drop her discord link oh I'm in her discord Kermit and friends right he did like some he put her he like almost gave her the mandible call right there. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, you're sorry now, aren't you? Aren't you? Tell your woman to just put your hands on the nigga. Throw some gook guy. You're just going to fuck with it. No, you look, you dumb cunt. No, no, no, no. Help. Help, please, no, no! Help! No, please, please!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! No, please, no, I'm sorry! Yo, this dude has amazing skill. In the middle of driving, he beat her up, got her to pull over, and get out of the car.

Yes, I'm Saison Z. She went through his phone and found he donated to another online floozy. What would she care, though? This guy's the people's champion. If you smell what the Nike Air shirt guy is cooking. Oh, he's cooking some hair pulling, too. With his dumb cunt, apparently. And he says you won't stop texting him, but I saw the text.

It's the same shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what's up? She I saw the text. It's the same shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what's up? She's half your age. She's half your age. Can you leave the number, please? Ah! Ah!

Pull over, dumb cunt. Pull over, dumb cunt. Ah! Ah! Ah! No, no, please don't. He got right in charge right away, by the way. He's like, pull over, you dumb cunt. Yeah, you thought you were being funny and you're goofy shit.

I'm going to pull your hair. Weird move to pull, but... I'll stop, I'll stop. Okay, I'll stop. Pull over. Okay, I'll pull. Pull over, dumb cunt. I will say, you can never hit a woman, but you can do wrestling moves, that's fine.

He didn't do a wrestling move, but he didn't hit her some... kind of okay with this, stemming from the fact she hit him first. He didn't just start banging her in the face or slapping her. He kind of mandible-clawed her. Oh, my God! Right there, mandible-claw. Oh, I'm sorry! No, calm down, no, no, Sarah, calm down, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. Help. No, please. Please. I'm sorry. Call 911. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Amanda McClough again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think that's the first time Eliza Giordano ever said I'm sorry in her life, by the way. I think that's the first time she's ever said sorry. Maybe he could be president one day. Well, someone said he had doubts. No, I think it's a normal dude.

See, I don't know the context of this. Because I don't understand. I know she moved down to like Florida and she's doing all day streams with new people and shit. Like that isn't much of what I know. So, even though the lawsuit is over, it's being

appealed and I still gotta do shit, unfortunately. So my attention still isn't 100% back. Trust me, I wanna get 100% back, so I can not only know what the fuck's going on, uh,

engage with all this, but I don't know who he is, I don't know why they're beefing. I just know it's funny as fuck. Her ex, Benji from the Howard Stern Show, is now all concerned for her safety on X. What a loser. Benji's not bringing her back up.

This is too funny, though. This is too funny though this is too funny though but uh he really pulled the shit out of her hair too god damn now if he had successfully pulled off this shirt rip it would have been the greatest stream ever now we've seen her titties before but her titties now and he went for the titty show and apparently she's wearing great material on that shirt it's like a judo match she went for the mandible claw again then he's kicking her out of her own car. Now she's walking down the street, fixing her hair, waving down cars.

And he jumped out saying, oh, this bitch is psycho, don't beat me up. Because she's going to make up some bullshit, I would assume. But I don't know the complete context of like who is this guy some women like this well yes I know that and it's weird she didn't bloody it

she hit it alright I think we gotta watch it one more time and then three more watch it one more time and then three more times but one more time right now but like what led up to that don't talk

why would he get in a car with her like this is what I'm wondering in the background cause as much as we're defending the dude, he's a weirdo for going on Eliza Jordan's live stream in the first place.

He's a millionaire in some pink shorts. He's not a millionaire. They're both challenged. Gonna keep that pinimpin' strong. Yeah! Pimpin' ain't easy, but it sure is necessary. Alright, so she's... Don't talk.

Don't fucking talk. Idiot. I think it lost his nose. She hit a man with glasses in the face. You can't hit a man with glasses in the face. Yes, sir, we're really sorry about this. I'm sending him your way today. So don't worry.

By the way, if they're arguing over $10 pay, Jesus, that's pathetic. But yeah, so... Yeah, he's But yeah, so yeah, he's coming. Don't worry, he's coming home. She's just like almost broke my nose. No, no, you're fine, you're fine. Fuck you cunt. Next time you fucking touch me, I'll fucking dick you.

You understand? You understand, cunt? By the way, I love this dude. He's a weirdo kind of looking Asian dude. He's been bullied his whole life. The last thing he's going to allow is some

white cunt bitch to bully him when he's like fucking 40. This nigga had to go through it all. Fucking the 80s and the 90s through high school being an Asian kid. The last person

who was going to bully him was some white cunt in a car. He said fuck that. This is probably the first time he ever stood up to a bully. This is the first time ever! Of course it wasn't a chick, but this was this nigga's first time ever standing up to a bully. Why did

she slap him, though? Hang up, these idiots. She posted your fucking number in her cancer discord and i was just being polite uh yeah touch me and i fucking dick your dumb ass bitch i'll fucking dick you oh yes um as a woman the dumb cut Sarah the dumb retard in the middle of a street session can you please leave that under from the chat she no she's a she's a fucking insane person she's a she's a fucking and she's doing weirdo shit like he's describing her and I'm kind of believing his side because she's dancing like yeah don't believe him even though I got him why is he in the car then though like a big part of this is this dude

is well being weird for even being here in the first fucking place he found his nuts yeah but he's weird that he's in the car with her and engaging in an Eliza Jordana

live stream. If Eliza Jordana, if you ever find me in, well, no, I don't even have to say it cause it would just be known and I guess she did some streaming thing but you think she's even hotter now well we get to see well if you're fucking her

and get rough that's when you really get that. I'm sorry. Ooh. Pull that hair. I'm sorry. How are you? Look at your hair pulled.

Look at that dude. Don't talk to me about me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just kidding. Yes, sir. I heard sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's half your age. She's half your age. Can you delete the number please?

AHH! AHH! Pull over dumb cunt. Pull over dumb cunt. AHH! AHH! AHH! No, no, please don't. Don't. Alright, I'll stop. I'll stop. Okay, I'll stop. Pull over. Okay, I'll pull over. And he had to do what a man has to do. And it's unfortunate.

And he used the right words. It's over you dumb cunt. He had to use the words a man's gotta do. He's a little bullshit. But he ended it properly. I give the nigga credit. He did it properly. And it's not hurting.

I said wrestling wouldn't be better I wouldn't do it that way but he did do it the right way and he announced it was over and it was over it was over for that cunt

he did it the right way so big up to him he did technically do it the right way. So big up, Sam. He did technically do it the right way. Props to you. Pull over, dumb cunts! No, calm down, calm No, call 911 Sarah!

No, no, no, no! Help! No, please! Call 911! No, I'm sorry! No, I'm so sorry! Please let me go! Please let me go!

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The short disabled hit you. I want to hit back. He wouldn't grab hair. I'd say he's a wrecking ball. But, it's so disabling. Being in a physical fight with someone, you're not allowed to hit. It is annoying. And gay.

It's kinda annoying and gay. It's kinda annoying and gay. Which no other person out there has to deal with in a profession. But men and women notice that gay people seem to be in a way. So I'm not gonna shit on him too hard for pulling my hair. Cause he can just snuffer. If the word was in the wind, I thought he handled it pretty good. No, please, I'm so sorry. Oh, you're sorry, right?

Okay, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. He's killing me. He's killing me! He's killing me! AHHHH! NOOOO! Okay, I'm getting out! Here. Now.

He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky.

He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. He's a lucky. he's a lucky. He had to do it with a guy called Elijah Jordana. I gotta do this shit with Dez every once in a while and have to deal with Dez's family and do it. A hood black chick.

I would win of course but like he doesn't have to worry about letting Jordan and his brothers and friends. But weird. Extremely weird. Hilarious video Loving it Digging it I think it's stuttering in John I think it's hashing him Yeah Like I said I'm I think it's stuttering John. I think it's rashes him.

Yeah. Like I said, I'm trying to get back in this world. I won the lawsuit, but he appeals. I'm still technically in this. I still have to spend money. And send letters. And talk to a lawyer. And they're like, we're not out of it yet. So you're gonna keep paying attention.

The faggot won't give it up. So I'm still technically involved. Even though I got all the shit back, I'm still technically involved. And then they kept helping me, threatening to not help me, because I was like, all right, whatever, just do whatever,

but I'm allowed to. I had to do the appeal process to fully get into this and that and that and that. I had to spend 60 fucking dollars to print out I had to spend 60 fucking dollars to print out and mail

first class overnight a response to the appeal court I was gonna lose that too but after I went out to do it and I still have to do it I was being warned

well what you see during a live stream, they might use it in their appeal. The faggot won't give it up. And they know it. The fact that that weirdo faggot did a copyright strike after he lost the lawsuit, whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. He lost a federal lawsuit On a copyright case And then Did a copyright Let's write this down On a three year old video On a channel That just got reintroduced

That's how obsessed they are with me. Brendan Schaub follows my Facebook. And Kyle also knows that he's following my Facebook. His producers do. I can put a Red Bar clip of them talking about my real name. I have an obsessed multi-millionaire rich kid obsessed with me.

Obsessed with me because I'm funny and shit on him, but he's obsessed with me, so I'm going to try again to I don't know why this happened I don't know why the Jordanian I'm famous yeah

I'm not famous I'm infamous a thing I did not want to be I'm infamous 100 years from now in Harvard Law A thing I did not want to be. I'm infamous. 100 years from now in Harvard Law, they're going to be saying my last name. And trust me, that was not a goal I didn't want. That was never a goal, but... Sick Boy vs. Swindells in Harvard Law

when fucking Disney sued Sony. Ugh. The gayest shit ever in life. The gay shit. It's weird. And when I won the lawsuit, and... I still technically do bullshit.

These gluons on this thing. He's not giving me any. Who this dude is? He swatted Chrissy Mayer and Ernie and Bee. I didn't know Chrissy Mayer was in Bee with Eliza Giordano. I would much rather fuck Eliza Giordano than Chr Christina Mayer was in B to Elijah Jordana.

I would much rather fuck Elijah Jordana than Christina Mayer. By the way, Frank, I love Frank. He's got a redhead chick who... and they got... she's like 40 and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I don't know how to believe that because why she doxxed you and Stilto were you beaming? I guess

I guess I Mean I can watch the video This was the stream No one donated about the peace out They do got Monday Night Raw to watch. And they got a guy. They're writing, don't stream. Don't donate. Yeah.

Don't talk. Don't fucking talk. Yes, sir. We're really sorry about this and sending him your way today. So don't worry. But yeah. So yeah, he's coming. Don't worry. But yeah, so... Yeah, he's coming. Don't worry, he's coming home.

She's just like almost broke my nose. She's gonna get her ass kicked. No, no, you're fine. You're fine. Fuck you, cunt. Next time you fucking touch me, I'll fucking dick you. You understand? You understand, cunt? I'll get the box point on there.

Sarah, hang up. These idiots. She posted your fucking number in her cancer discord. And I would just be polite. Do you understand? point on there and... You'll leave that? She's gonna remember that. She'll test me. As a woman, as a medical scientist, I'd have to have my phone on and you choose to

leave an underpin the child she no she's a she's a fucking insane person she's a she's a fucking dancing yeah Sarah I heard you had a kid when you were 16 that's what he told me about you and he said you're a dumb Mexican and he said you keep showing up and he says you won't stop texting him but I saw the text it's the same shit. She's half gay, she's half your age. Pull over dumb cunt. Pull over dumb cunt. No, no, please don't.

I'll stop, I'll stop. Okay, I'll stop. Pull over. Okay, I'm sorry. Pull over dumb cunt. No, I'm sorry. No, calm down. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll stop, I'll stop. Okay, I'll stop. Pull over. Okay, I'm going. Pull over, dumb cunt. Okay, please don't. No, I'm sorry.

No, calm down, I'm sorry. Calm down, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. No, please, please, I'm sorry. Calm down, I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean, we were down there, man. They dig now.

No, I'm sorry! And she's here around the last minute. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! No, I'm so sorry! Please let me go! Please let me go! No, please I'm so sorry! Oh, you're sorry, right?

Okay, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. He's killing me. He's killing me. No! Okay, I'm getting out. Oh fuck yeah I'm gonna have to do this for a minute. Fuck! I don't know. I don't know what to do.

Wait.. You know, I'm still involved in this fucking lawsuit. People will trust me. Trust me. I won the lawsuit. I'm done. Dang it, I don't wanna, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Trust me, I would love to go on and do that. Drop every fucking word. I wanna, so don't say that, cause it doesn't appeal. I want it so don't say that because it's

still going to appeal. Every tourist that gets, you know, we're still at the lawsuit. You know, they're all white. to go with the lawsuit. What am I doing? Yeah, they can make a re-enable, but they're all white. All right, I'm not really resisting. All right.

Dude, the greatest transcript ever is me in federal court shitting on Jews to burn a child's Jew lawyer, and I won the lawsuit, you Jew fuck. And they were making fun of Jews. I love Jews, but you know what I mean? You said the cuts, you did, you, yes. I said the worst thing against Jews ever in the biggest lawsuit and won,

because they understood obviously I was joking yeah dummy that current transcripts hilarious aren'm sitting there at the moment doing it, man. Brian Schaub. Brian Schaub doing it. okay Kansai International Airport Gull. I'm going to do it again. Nama Amitabha. Yeah. Thank you. The name of the city is Kachin. The name of the city means a strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong I'm back Thanks for watching!