The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub flees to Tegsas !!! Anthony Cumia gets paid peanuts for new gig!!!? Yewneek sober spring continues.

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

bapa finally pulls the trigger and moves to Austin. Will he ever get booked to mothership by Joe Rogan ? NOOOOO. Anthony Cumia response to opie. Nana probably makes nothing from new WABC gig!!!? The Tin N word knocker works just to get access to potential political guests! Sobriety talk and continuing AA.

Thank you. Is this thing gonna work? Is this actually gonna work this time? I tried going live a minute ago and it did not work. But I had an amazing day today. Absolutely amazing, incredible, great. See, start babbling when I got some live viewers up in here. Fucking shop leaving the golden hour. He's going to Texas and shit. Oh, we brought up the chat.

Gay nigga, you're gay. And you're from Cleveland. That's like the gayest place ever. Who names this state Ohio? But what is good? What is up? What is popping, guys? Oh, what message did I just get?

I'm going to have to get back to that chick later. What's up, Andy Violin? What is up, everybody? Who keeps opening my door? No one's allowed to open the door. What's up, Cooney's Dentist dentist it's a joke don't put me in a mood cleveland yo i had a fucking day today uh a dope day but i've only ever watched you when you're wasted this is better i can understand what you're saying.

Every 15 minutes, the staff opens up my door. I think it's my roommate. Oh, he's making fun of Ray DeVito, are you? But aren't you gayer for, one, knowing who Ray DeVito is, and two, having the time to make fun of him? I can't wait for Schaub to lose the appeal. Me too.

I mean, that lawsuit was how many years? How long is the fucking appeal going to be? Jesus, I went to jail and got out. I'm still nothing. I look like the guy in Ghost who killed Patrick Swayze. Yeah. But, yo. Oh, today was such a great day.

Today was a day that I needed. 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. They do checks in the Sobrowns? They don't do checks every 10 minutes, no. Hell, you're allowed to go outside and smoke all night. You just gotta stick a thing in the door. I introduced you to Return of the Mack

you never heard that song before not even from the commercial I'm doing the Lord's work yes I am absolutely positively let's see what was Kyle's day like I woke up

I look at my phone and fucking Des texts me at midnight. I think 1244 in the morning, she just puts you up. And I was sleeping. So, I just put in the morning, didn't get your thing, what was your thing, but I had my phone off all day. No sir, they do not. You've been to rehab in Rhode Island?

I'm on maximum security release. That's for rapists? Damn. But then, uh, I went to this chick's apartment, and then, uh, yeah, just chilled there all day. And by chilled there all day, by chilled all day I mean I her all day oh this Puerto Rican chick was kind of hot but yeah so I did that all day today and I got back here ate dinner know, I was here for like over a week

until I found out they feed us dinner because I was just never here. They do every night at 6.30. I found out like a couple of days ago. Where did I go to jail for? Bail violation for breaking a no contact order. order I don't know though but every chick has been like driving close to the hole I mean single sober Kyle is a problem on these streets out here and I'm just always on the street every day too which is crazy. But, I mean, damn.

Ah, today was a good day. Today was so good today. I'm probably going to do the same exact thing tomorrow. Just to keep it honest with you. Today was such a good day. I'd be like, yeah, let's just do what we did yesterday, today. Would I contact Brendan Chobb? No.

And I felt good just to chill watch tv because like here you can only chill but i mean they don't want you here like during the day so and you're not allowed to have like a tv in your room or anything so you can only watch it in the day room but like the day room you're not allowed to have like a TV in your room or anything so you can only watch it in the day room but like the day room you're not allowed to turn the TV on until five o'clock at night so it's nice being in a nice bed with a hot Puerto Rican chick and watching TV and doing the shit and then she made me tacos breaking all the stereotypes you know I didn't even think about that she made me tacos what the fuck taco taco burrito burrito taco taco

what's up Jason wild boy I was calling duty man I haven't been on there in mad long but yeah so I was calling duty, man. I haven't been on there in mad long. But, yeah, so, basically did that all day today. Got back, fucking,

saw Cheddar Bob, who works for Brendan Shaw, make the announcement that they're moving down to fucking Texas, as we knew, but he's not going to be on the Golden Hour podcast anymore. Oh, I got into her taco. So, they're still cheating

like a motherfucker on that? No, I'm not in a halfway. It's full way. Did I see Joker 2? No. I kept hearing, all I heard was how trash it was. Although, to be honest, I didn't think the first Joker movie was that great.

It was an okay movie. I didn't understand all the praise for it, though. How come you ain't at home? I'm so confused. You disappeared. Then pop back up and say you've been in jail. And been fed tacos by a Latino. Why ain't I home?

I don't live with Dez anymore. Me and Dez aren't together anymore. Me and Dez aren't together. And single sober Kyle is a problem on these streets Tim Dillon is in it he called it the worst movie ever yeah and I saw him talking about it and he was trashing it

like even before it came out and got the bad reviews but like I said I didn't think the first one was that fucking amazing either so well the first one wasn't bad but i also knew like um it's a it's a joker movie but you can only get away with doing joker movies and not having batman for one movie like we'll excuse that shit for the first Joker movie, but now we're going to have a second Joker movie and no Batman?

Like, let's keep it real. Do I see the kids? I got visits coming up. I got visits, but I got to get my ass out to Easter bumfuck to even see them. So hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. Let me get some donations that way I can go see him. Because I don't get paid until March

21st. Of course I'm looking great. Looking fucking amazing. Single sober Kyle's a problem down the street. Shaw about to get his girl snatched. Yo. I'm wondering if I should get ballsy

and just live stream from Puerto Rican chick's apartment to be honest with you. Because she's got like a streaming room in there too. She has a fucking whole bedroom she's not even using. And she was like, you could just live stream from in there. and I was like, yeah, I could, did you have any

withdrawal symptoms when I stopped weed, no, I'm shocked that, I didn't have any when I stopped alcohol when I was in prison, I didn't have any. But I was calming the fuck down. But I was still drinking every day. But I'm shocked I didn't. But yeah. So shop moving to Texas. I guess the new business move is. we're just Joe Rogan's friends. I look like Isaac from the Love Boat.

In prison, the niggas said I look like Prince, Lionel Richie. Well, in prison, I heard Prince, Lionel Richie, um, Freddie Mercury. Nigga, I ain't white. What the fuck? Although, isn't he like fucking Lebanese or Indian or some shit? You can see you I know. By the way, I'm purposely looking like this. I don't even think I'm gonna fucking

even get the hair done. Morris Day in the town. He's Iranian. I'm Cape Verdean. I ain't no... I'm Cape Verdean. I ain't no fucking Iraqi. Weight loss suits me? Nigga, what weight loss?

When did you niggas think I was fat? Did you niggas think you were gonna see me and I was gonna be like, Mersh, and be like, all fat and shit? Nigga, I ain't fucking Mersh and be like, oh, fat? Shit. Nigga, I ain't fucking Mersh. I ain't fat. And I get pussy on like that, nigga.

So. I mean, how long has Mersh been single? Has Mersh ever had a girlfriend? How tall am I? 5'11". Or 5'10". I? 5'11". Or 5'10". I think 5'11", though. Jesus most

likely looked like an Iranian. I'm not from Iraq. There's aliens? I look like the guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show. The fuck does that mean? Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not the guy with the fucking pantyhose, I hope.

I got a meeting done today, too. From 10 a. 10am to 11 I ain't into fucking Taliban it's the Mujahideen we're freedom fighters I was a fan of Shab and one of my homies was a die hard getting their merch and everything now you can't listen to the pod

how are you a fan of Shad now? Shad ruined his own pod? I look like Gaddafi? Oh my god. You know what? I'm not accepting any of this. I look nothing like a Middle Easterner. I look cave-herding. but yeah so

shall moving to Texas I guess the business model is we're just friends with Joe Rogan do they think they're going to get on the show more I look like Prince like it's 1999 computer blue I look like Prince? Like it's 1999.

Computer blue. Which bathroom? There's multiple bathrooms here. There's one, two, three, four. I think there's four on the first two floors. And then I think there's another on the third. I don't know. He's eating too, moving to Texas, giving away trucks. Should I move to Austin? No, it's too fucking hot down there. All right, premium.

Peace out, stay black. I look like Lionel Richie if he was in the Taliban. No, there's a shower in every bathroom. I took a shower with the Puerto Rican chick though at her place today. So got that done. fucking um got my paypal card so now when you use donate like i said hit that paypal that stream live link in the description to donate i get the money right away fuck cash app fuck chime all that other bullshit Donate, I get the money right away. Fuck Cash App.

Fuck Chime. All that other bullshit. Would I do Kill Tony? Yeah, why not? I'm not in rehab. You're drinking a Coca-Cola?ola dude i just got a deal on um you know the six pack with the 20 ounces three of them for 12 bucks i filled it up with my locker see the thing that only thing that sucks here is when it comes to food because um you obviously everything's shared space so you can't buy a lot so you got like a locker and some fridge and freezer space so all that's in my locker right now is that coca-cola

a couple of cans of ravioli um and coffee shit you know instant coffee with the french vanilla creamer and sugar but uh i had tacos puerto rican chicken maybe tacos for dinner is not having a microphone covering my face when it's a 12 step yeah it's step nine go look at a neighbor's windows in this neighborhood no you're trying to stay sober just not from the drink still living in prison? No.

Jason Wildboy, I chilled at one of your people's houses today. Is it weird not having the cigarette and plastic cup? I still got cigarettes. And I still got a plastic cup just no liquor in it no can't smoke weed I'm not feeding anything but if I was feeding something it wouldn't even be alcohol it would be weed because remember right before i got locked up i just hit the dispensary and i had bought some

weed too i bought an ace that came with a free pre-roll so and uh you know me i didn't smoke that much i would just smoke a little bit in my bong after I would drink. So I still pretty much got that whole ace left in that pre-roll back at Desert's Grimm. Well, fuck you, Jason Wildboy. I wasn't on any drugs. I didn't have any withdrawals. More viewers than OP.

Because I've been doing YouTube since I was 18, motherfucker. And Anthony said jerk. You're a jerk. What the fuck is Opie doing on his goddamn live streams? I'm not doing the steps. I just don't

drink. I don't do steps. I still haven't talked yet at a meeting so I go to a meeting Tuesday Thursday Friday and Sunday and the Sunday one I got a walk to it's over an hour away but I kind of enjoying the walk really the only exercise I get, although I got a lot of exercise today. But, yeah. Then I got called right as I got out of the meeting, too. I got called from the DCF lady trying to set up my visits with my kids and shit. Oh, fuck yeah.

Well, thank you for the donation. Hold on. I'm a few donated. Thank you for the $5. You're awesome daily smelly thank you for the five dollar tit and he did it the preferred way through stream labs which means i get the money and i get to eat but yeah i gotta fucking get because I ran out of all my bus passes you see I got a bunch of these but they're all done they're like our bus

passes but I already used them all so I was hoping just to get enough money to get a fucking Lyft ride because my oldest son they got him all the way out in Smithfield and now I didn't do drugs because my oldest son, they got him all the way out in Smithfield. No, I didn't do drugs. No, I haven't heard no updates on Artie Lang.

Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you for the fucking $9.99 through Super Chat. I asked Shuley if you would have him on. He said, I fired Bob Levy. I don't want to associate with any more junkies. Why are you letting him talk about you like that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shuley don't want this smoke if he said that.

But I don't know if I believe you guys. You guys like to start trouble. But I'll destroy that fucking heatave if you want some of this. We'll destroy that fucking Alabama heave. But yeah, so I ran out of bus passes, so I gotta fucking

like take a lift out there to Smithfield. Smithfield is like fucking mystical. You hear about it, but I've never known anyone who's ever fucking lived there or been there. How much is the bus pass? Fuck if I know, but

it takes fucking over an hour from the CCR our CCRI bus to Providence god knows how long a Smithfield one is I'd rather just take a fucking lift out there I bet your life ain't great I don't know, I mean, I got some Puerto Rican pussy all day today. Then I got some tacos. Like I said, oh, I don't know what it is, but every chick has been fucking like, like driving to the hole on me pretty quick. Pretty frequently. I don't know.

I think they like the fact that I'm fucking, um, in a goddamn sober house, maybe. No, I'm not going to do court streams on YouTube. But I think the fact that they like that I'm in a civil like meeting, they know I'm not out at night. So, I don't know. How big are these? They're not big Des was big but they're not big you have to remember I don't drink anymore I now have standards I got standards now. Shuley legit called you to N-Word today.

You trying to go hard on that? I don't believe you called me to N-Word. Jesus. I need a hair pick? Oh, fuck. You don't like the way the hair goes? Well, sorry. It's all scruffy.

I've literally been fucking all day. Thank you for the $20. Stay sober, Papa. And I'm glad you stopped hiding those nice juicy lips behind the mic. Thank you for the $5. Shit, he did not call me that. I, he did not call me that. I know he didn't call me that. Excuse me.

Yeah, thank you for the twenty. Guys, send me the clip. On, um, Twitter. Or X, whatever the fuck it is. What a shame I was so down to earth is there a part of you that wishes you would have taken advantage of the momentum your channel had when the Shah lawsuit kicked off here's the problem and the reason why I couldn't. And the thing that frustrated me

when the Shab shit did happen when I first got sued, I couldn't use any of the content. Go back and look at those videos from when those... I couldn't play any of his show. I was in the beginnings of a copyright lawsuit. So whenever he would say something stupid to somebody, I wasn't allowed to play it.

And I would just make videos saying, yeah, Schaub said this to Callan, while other channels would play the fucking thing then talk about it. I would just talk about it. So I was hampered that way until I won the lawsuit. Go back and look at all my shop videos before that lawsuit was won.

I never played any of the content. I wasn't allowed to. So... Dude walked in and called Kyle to endword in his underwear and took his drink and walked off. Yeah, he did. 49 people in here and like 10 likes.

Yeah, hit that like button. The medicine cabinet. I don't take any medicine, but they do have them here, but they're in safes. So if you go next to the locker, there's these black safes. They're like yay big. They're mainly like rectangular wide, and they got codes, and every dude, I guess,

knows their own code and opens their own little safe, and that's where they put their medicine. He is a black man with kids for God's sake. Smash the mic like he does his children. My closet streams were classics. Well, thank you, Max Fisher. Like I said, I might start streaming. When I've been here for 30 days,

I get to stay out till 10 instead of 9, and I might be streaming from her apartment. And like I said, she's got a whole room empty, so it'd be just easier there. I look like a Chappelle show character which dating app did you use still the best way but um dating apps they all suck i am of the belief 99 of the people chicks on there is just ai if you somehow first of all if you're paying you're dumb but let's say you, you'll never get the chick to actually come and meet you. Not going to happen.

This is how you meet chicks online. You just go on Facebook. You go to your recommended friends. You find whatever chick. You see if it says single in her profile, you send her a friend request. If she accepts, then you hit her up on Messenger. That's how you do it.

Dating apps aren't going to do shit. I got banned from dating apps for catfishing. But yeah, like... Yeah, the dating app thing is kind of bullshit. It's either AI or they'll try and hit you with some story and try to get money out of you or some shit, which is weird. Like, I don't get how people have time in their day to do that but that's mainly what the dating app thing is so like if you just go on facebook just hit up

a chick who has single in her thing and hit her up on messenger that's your best bet i don't know what the new best back page site is. Don't put our tricks out there. So many hot chicks love me on apps. Now I pay a fortune, but they never meet up because they're busy, but they love me. That's exactly what it is. You can never get them to actually meet. There will always be a fucking excuse.

You could set up a day and everything and be like, oh, I got sick. Oh, my cat ran away. Yeah, I'm of the belief 99% of all the dating apps are just AI to engage dudes to pay money

on the fucking app. If I won 10 million, what would I do? Hmm. Nothing. I would do nothing. Hell, Peter,

you don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Like my brother-in-law. He's broke as fuck. He don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Like my brother-in-law. He's broke as fuck. He don't do shit. Dating apps are either bots or some Bulgarian dude trying. Yeah, exactly. That's all the dating apps are bullshit.

Every single one of them. Even like Facebook dating. That one's bullshit too. And that's free. So. Even like Facebook dating, that was bullshit too, and that's free. So don't be slacking on your pimping. Oh, fuck yeah. We said Cape Verdeans are worse than... I'm telling you, this guy is a menace.

You need to go after him, bro. You have no self-respect. Did he really say that? You know what? Maybe if you were actually donating through Streamlabs, I would listen to you, but you're doing it through Superchat. So only half listen to you.

But, I know, I gotta start checking out what she was doing. Today I just needed to fucking chill all day. So I didn't really check shit out. Tomorrow I'll probably check a bunch of shit out though. Cause I

had a meeting today so I was already out and shit. So I was like hey, so I was already out and shit. So I was like, hey, since I'm already out, might as well stay out, go chill with fucking Jennifer Lopez there in her apartment and fucking chill. But yeah, tomorrow I'm probably just going to be chilling here all day.

So I'll probably check out some Shuley shit, some Kevin Brennan shit, some Stuttering John shit. P.M.R. Anderson. What has Artie Lang been up to? Nothing. He's just posting ghosts. I think he's still writing his book.

You gotta remember, he signed a book deal years ago, though, at this point. But that's the money he's been living on. He sold his house, but he did the book deal. Am I on the step where I have to go apologize to everybody? I'm not in any step so no why did I get locked up for breaking a no contact order

you listen to a half a dozen of Shuley's podcasts when it first came out it wasn't for you well this podcast now is different see Shuley actually took my advice and started trashing someone and got focused. Because when he first started, he was just like, I'm Shuley from the Howard Stern Show.

Watch my show. And nobody did. I won't apologize to that fuckhead Doug, to that lesbian trucker Doug. If Doug ever shows his face around here, I'll call ice on his wife myself. Does anyone there smell?

No. My thoughts on Diddy's case? He's fucked. You're 18 weeks pregnant, Joe Tripp? God damn. Someday we'll get enough people in the Supreme Court to reverse that law. no I wasn't locked up with Diddy hell the most famous person I was locked up with

was dog fucker guy and I don't even know if he was famous I just assumed that was a story in the news cause the nigga went on Facebook live and had a dog fuck him and got arrested and sentenced to a year and a half for it. Maybe that wasn't even a news story

though. I don't know if that was a big enough fucking if they could even report that on the news. Do I think I could defeat Big Herc? Yes. Yes I could defeat Big Herc yes yes I could you have two years soon I can go weeks without thinking about drinking

there's definitely a freedom to it yeah the only time I think about drinking is at the goddamn AA meetings like yesterday I went, I went to the, um, liquor store yesterday but to buy cigarettes and I was in there and I didn't think about drinking. And,

see, for me, it was a physical thing. So, like, because I was doing it every fucking day. So, it just feels so good not to fucking drink. That's why I'm not even interested in doing it.

You miss a cold beer with Indian or Mexican food? That's about it. Yes. I mean, Puerto Rican chick had fucking Coronas. You know what? Now that I'm starting to think about it, this might have been the most stereotypical bitch in the world. Hold on.

She had a fat ass. She made me tacos and she had Coronas in her fridge. Damn. Damn. but damn no although i just found out from a friend of mine one of my home girls because i she gets tested she gets piss tested and she told me because i was like she was dealing with her daughter who was sick and she got her daughter some nyquil because I was like, she was dealing with her daughter who was sick. And she got her daughter some NyQuil. And I was like, hey, I wonder if I get sick if I take NyQuil?

Will that pop on a test? And she told me, yeah, that she popped on a test because of NyQuil. So I can't take NyQuil if I get sick. And that's my go-to. And she told me, you can't eat everything bagels or you'll pop. I'm in for that too. Yes, I am in me, myself, and Irene. No. No.

No one has a five-star forehead like the ex. Single Kyle has a rule. No fat chicks. What the fuck is Chon Chon? No, Andy, I'm not going to do Fenty. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs link in the description. I need donations here people. I mean

This is how This is how rough it's gotten for me I had to buy these You see this these aren't even new ports. These are crowns. how do you donate without paypal you're allowed to do it with um your card you don't have to have a paypal account but that's a half a step up from cell phone sigs now no not enough with the cigarettes i'm i need something damn it that's a half a step up from South World Cigs, now, no, not enough with the cigarettes,

I need something, damn it, Virginia Slims, that's the smoke of truckers, I was going to get just Newports, but, I was talking to my mom, and my mom was like,

you can get like two packs at ease, for one pack of Newports, and, I was talking to my mom and my mom was like, you can get like two packs at ease for one pack of Newports. And I was like, I'm a fan of Tupac, of Tupac, so, but Crown Menthol 100, disgusting. yeah holy drug lord has it it lets you input your card info

when you go past the login paypal window yeah that's how you do it don't do it on cash app because fucking they wouldn't let me get $40 really killed the big homie because fucking they wouldn't let me get $40. Really killed the big homie, Pac.

Wasn't it that dude they jumped in the fucking casino? Hey, it turns out the most obvious thing in the world, the nigga who they jumped in the casino went and got his boys and shot up Pac. I think that's what it was wasn't it wasn't the like the real conspiracy was who killed Biggie right

I think the Pac thing was fairly obvious wasn't Pac fruity? I fucking, DJ Vlad interviewed the bitch who accused Tupac of rape. I got a look at that bitch and I was like, yo, she looks that good at her age,

she was definitely rapable back when she accused Pac of doing it, I'm not saying he did it, but if you were gonna rape a bitch, that bitch looked pretty rapable, to be honest with you. no Diddy didn't pay the guy to kill nigga they jumped the nigga in that fucking casino in Vegas and then the nigga went and got his boys and shot up Pac it wasn't a conspiracy to kill Pac it was that nigga jumped me let's go get that nigga

you could argue it's a conspiracy against Biggie but the jumping in the mgm was staged by a crooked cop no nigga did you see the way pock was stomping that nigga in that video. You can't stage that. He was stomping that nigga like Robert De Niro on fucking Goodfellas on Billy Bats. He was just like, slamming the shit out of that nigga. Suge Knight did not fucking

set up an assassination that happened right next to him nigga you are not gonna say shoot up a nigga who was sitting next to me in the car I think Suge Knight got shot too in that fucking pot killing I think Suge got hit too.

I don't care what Keefie D said. I don't care if people use Keefie as their commissary. Fuck him. Do you think Kumeya would ever offer me a spot? Technically, he has now that he's part of a compound. I mean, now that he's part of censored.tv.

So technically, he has offered me a job. So, yeah. Yeah. It was Dirk lockdown. Kifidi is an honest man. Didn't the Guka Rican leave Gavin show? Listen to the leaked phone call. Opie turned down a 40k offer from WABC.

Kyle can 40 grand offer from WABC. Kyle can 40 grand out of his ass. Who listens to Terrestrial Radio? It is gonna be AM, so to be fair, that is the only Terrestrial Radio people listen to. But Kumi, he's not doing it for the money.

I get why he's doing it like he explained it and it kind of made sense meaning he wants access to like government people trump people and like trump people aren't going to go on censored.tv so if he's associated with abc he can get access to him that's basically basically what he said, so I get it. He kept iterating, I'm not doing it for the money, which means they're not paying him shit to do it either. But that's

not why he's doing it. He's doing it for the access. Everything burns. I kind of like Gavin Joe. They steer clear of the Proud Boys founder. Not Enrique Iglesias. Isn't that nigga still in jail? Thoughts on Eliza Jordana getting

a workshop with her beautiful nails boyfriend. Watch the clip now. In the car? If you're talking about the car, I'm a fingernails boyfriend. Watch the clip now. In the car? If you're talking about the car, I made a whole video about that. You can go check it out. Either on this channel or the main channel. Yeah, I made a video about that.

Tell me you're ready. I can't wait for Kyle's review on Captain African America. If you think I'm watching that, you're out of your goddamn mind. When I saw that trailer, I was like, why is Captain America black? Like... Oh, the last one I saw was Deadpool and Wolverine. That was dope.

Yeah, the chick from Howard Stern got slapped up in the car I made a video about it does Stuttering John ever get a gig he does isn't he like a substitute teacher or some shit Kyle goes Captain Kate Rhode Island Kyle, Captain Kate,

Rhode Island. Oh, I'm Kumi, an anarchy kangaroo. Well, probably like around March when I get paid from YouTube. Now that I've got an apartment

where I can stream at, I'm going to have to go get my laptop so I'll be able to apparently you're supposed to be able to play clips doing here I haven't figured it out yet like I said I got to spend a day and figure that shit it's just I went out all day today cuz I had to do a meeting so and then I went and chilled with Puerto Rican girl and then I was out all day so I didn't do shit. Oh, he's still on Compound Censored AIU. He does some shit on YouTube too.

So you can check him out there. No, I'm not in Providence. I'm back where I was born. I don't know. Do you live in one, Seedicide Productions? Will Dad's Garnish my Super Chats for Chops?

Eh. Dad's doesn't like garnish. She goes right for the main course. But, uh, no. No. I've never had the page house before. Who the fuck is Kino Casino?

Dads will live off of my rumble views. Is rumble even still a thing? Did I see... Oh, fuck yeah. Did your baby mama's mother really blow you? That was one of your claims on a live stream. There might have been a drunk night there. But wasn't Revenge of the Cis,

Steel Toe, academics? Weren't these guys on Rumble? Was Rumble even still a thing? I was locked up for three months, people. A lot changed in three months. Well, two and a half months, whatever. How did Dez move on already? Mm-hmm. How did Des move on already?

Who knows? Who knows? Tim Pool got a big politically connected on Rumble. Do they still do the fake numbers there? Like, if I live-streamed on fucking Rumble right now, would it say I have a thousand people in the room? Like, I got a buddy who I met in prison and he fucking does this thing called Buzzcast. And you go fucking check out his stream.

It says over a thousand people watching and there's three people talking in the chat, so. Rumble is Grindr? rumble is grinder nick fuentes and stew peters can only post on rumble buzzcast i just like the name apparently it's started out as like a porno thing to wear to watch like chicks slashing themselves so you can like show nudity on there. I don't know what he was explaining to me. But I went and checked out one of his streams

and I had to break it to him that dude, those are all bots watching you. How much does Dez weigh? Probably well over 250. I don't know. Dez is not no 5. Dez is short.

No, I'm not 6'4". Even with Crystal Clark, the WNBA stinks. The crazy thing is, she looks exactly like a dude I know. My buddy Sam Saviano. She looks exactly like him. Of course the WNBA still stinks. It's girls. You know, it's crazy. All the left wants to do is get a bunch of

trannies into women's sports, but they won't get any in the WNBA. Like I always said, get trann there. Start having them dunk on these bitches. Niggas might check it out. No, only track and field or some shit. Oh, my shit fell. Jews want to see see I went to a meeting today there's my name

there's the thing that I was at the meeting and they put the name of the group and shit. Yeah, I went and did that meeting. I went and chilled. Oh, so nice just to chill. She went out to go do something with her parents. Just left me there. I took a nap on a nice bed. Oh, so nice. I had a nice relaxing day

Cuz like even before with the chicks and shit like I was still just running around not just chillin today was just a chill inside day By the way, we got eight minutes left, so hit that Streamlabs donation link. Like I said, I need money. The preferred way, the link is in the description. Eight minutes left, people. I'm only going to 10 o'clock.

I'm fucking exhausted. I will say that, too. I used to be a horrible sleeper. So like I'm another justification for my drinking. I would be like, I can't go to sleep unless I drink. I've been sleeping fucking great. I don't know why, but I've been sleeping pretty fucking good. Then again, I don't have annoying ass kids waking me up. You know what? I think I just figured out the fucking problem. Now, even before I had

kids, I was always a terrible sleeper, though. That Streamlabs isn't voting. Someone already fucking donated. You son of a bitch. You liar. Sip. If you can't donate, don't worry. You son of a bitch. You liar. Sip. But. If you can't donate. Don't worry.

It's not a problem. If you can't do it through Streamlabs. Just fucking super chat. I don't give a shit. Like I said. The preferred way. Is through Streamlabs. But.

The way that actually helps me right now. Is through Streamlabs. But the way that actually helps me right now is through Streamlabs. But why the hell would I tell them I was on the USS Carl Vinson? I spent a month there one day. I still got to get my ass down to the VA and shit too. I still haven't even gone down there to the VA since I got out of jail.

Am I still keeping... Yeah, don't use cash app. Do not use cash app. People donated 40 bucks and they didn't give it to me. And they said, they refunded them their money for my protection. The fuck was that?

Did you see Gronk wants to un-retire and play for Denver? Why Denver? Yes, Half Moon, I was in the Navy. You just do know I was in the Navy, right? Well, yous are fucking new people watching me if yous didn't know I was in the Navy. Yeah.

That's what makes this whole thing comical. I had just gotten $6,000 for that apartment because Dad didn't pay a rent for six months before I got locked up. The VA paid for it. No, I was not a cook. I was an ABH, ABH3. That means I was a third-class petty officer.

No, I don't get a pension. But I was on the flight deck. I was yellow vest, V1. Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you for the $5, Holy Juggler. Here's another $5, Boppa. So it's $25 in total. Oh, well, remind me to make

Holy Juggler a moderator because he donated $25. Thank you for the $3. This is for Des. I'll make sure to give her the $3. This is for Des. I'll make sure to give her the $3. Ugh. God knows what crack that will be spent on.

Allegedly. But yeah, all right. So holy drug lord guy, he donated $25. So I got to make him a moderator oh yeah if you donate 25 bucks through streamlabs you become a moderator I stormed the shore of Sam Tripoli

no I'm not gonna watch I don't watch basketball I watched basketball when Michael Jordan played. Well, thank you, optimistically cynical. I have four kids. Two boys, two girls. No one's ever thanked me for my service. To be fair, I mean, all I did was get fucked up,

go to whorehouses every time we'd hit port and we'd have liberty. And just partied. You watch your shirt when it went belly up. But yeah, all I was doing was partying. So, oh, three more minutes. Hit that Streamlabs donation link

in the description he was in the navy a youtube streamer shot lawsuit fighter a governor a navy seal he has pre-onset parkinson's I'll tell you what

I fought for the IDF said Parkinson's. I'll tell you what. I fought for the IDF. Yo. I'm wondering what I should do with my hair. I gotta get a temp. I think I'm gonna try and grow it again. Maybe get another ponytail going. There'll probably a Mandy violin.

I have a smoke pit named after me. I should. I should have a volleyball court named after me at a school in Pensacola, Florida. They should one. Name one after me. Give you a minute. You're donating. Even if I get off,

just donate anyway. I'll still get it. And if you do the 25, I'll still make you a moderator. So I got to make Coley Drug Lord one if he's not already one. I can't tell right now.

What happens if I click your name from here? Can I just do it right from here? Nope. Nope. That's why I got to get the laptop everything is in we can watch videos although it says you're supposed to be able to do on here I got to figure it

out did I ever throw some braids in with the beads at the end no yeah I got an honorable discharge look at a VA doesn't help you if you don't have an honorable discharge is sobriety harder than being sued by a job being sued by a job was annoying because it got my main channel taken down. And like I explained to Homeboy earlier,

because he was like, why didn't you really capitalize off of the lawsuit? I was like, I couldn't play any of his content because I was going through a lawsuit. So I couldn't play clips and comment on them like other channels could. was good. There's an impeding war between Europe and Canada. Damn.. and Russia could rule the world. Why don't I join the reserves?

Wasn't I technically in the reserves? Because you do a foreign for a contract you signed for four years, but then you're technically on reserve for another four, so they can call you back whenever, but when you're in the Navy, they don't call you back, so that doesn't really matter,

but become a frog man. Can I gritty for yous? No, I'm not going to gritty for yous. Only in Fortnite will I do the gritty for yous? No, I'm not gonna gritty for yous. Only in Fortnite will I do the gritty for you. Left foot step and I'm up and under me walk. Aren't you going to go on a date with Doug, the cow's illegal wife? Sorry, I only like my Spanish women legal now, which means Puerto Rican. Wait, what? I'll go on a date with dumb fucking lesbian trucker's wife?

How many hoes are there in boot camp? I wasn't in a co-ed one, but there were co-ed ones when I was... When I went through boot camp, there was, but I wasn't in one. Where's Sheppy? We haven't seen Sheppy in a coon's age. I should try some Mexican ladies. Why? Why? Oh boy. I just got a message.

I think someone's been watching me and hitting me up who watching me and hitting me up who shouldn't be hitting me up. Speak of the devil, Gunler. Why would she hit me up during my stream? Yeah. She called me and was like, so how is Wendy's?

I'm like, how the fuck did you know I went to Wendy's? I'm like, what the fuck? It's a no contact order not a restraining order alright though I did the damn thing I got some donations so I'll probably go live again tomorrow

and it depends how if I feel like it or not like I said hit that stream labs donation link in the chat. Every little bit helps me out. I don't get paid until March 21st. Check all your apps. Don't share your location.

She told me she still gets notifications on my PayPal. And she spent all my goddamn PayPal money when I was in jail. I thought I was going to get out of jail and have $700. I was negative 20. No, I do not. No boogie. But yeah. You bet. Thank you. Outro Music