The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub forced to quit YouTube? Redbar destroys Tim Dillon and Whitney Cummings!!!!

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

Vitiligo stinnnks! Luis J Gomez sends secret DMs to Yewneek...Brendan Schaub stole something????!!!Bapa force off youtube because of "Demontashun" ..B! Yewneek wonders how long daddy's money can last. "Yellow badging " and why it stinnnks!  New Conspiracy Social  Club aka Deep Waters l! Tripoli and Callen discuss the Pelosi break in and The Musk twitter takeover! Joe Rogan Sober October finally ends!!!! Boxing stinnks!

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How are yous doing on this Wednesday. What is our dollar backed by? Okay. Nuclear weapons and the greatest military on earth. That's what the dollar is backed by. Military strength.

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Which I get it. But. when you see that Michael Jackson turned himself completely white but you heard that he had vitiligo then you see a person with vitiligo you're like oh I get it. Because I saw a black dude

once who's the middle of his face is like almost a perfect oval. Around his face was white, the middle. The forehead, eyes, thing was white, but right on his chin and his forehead it was black, and I go,

okay, I get why Michael Jackson did what he did. That's a shit disease. And it's not like an albino disease either. Like albinos look weird, but they're albinos. Vitiligo is a shit thing. And white people get it too. I remember my auntie Rose had vitiligo

and she was Italian and it went up her arms and her arms are extra white and like her form a little because she was white too but she was Italian so it affects white people too

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but uh yeah what's good everyone cares alright but Brendan Shaw Cheers. All right, but Brendan Schaub. This fucking homo. All right, let me play you the video. Hold on.

That's not my Twitter. Louis J. Gomez DMing me secret behind the scenes shit about Schaub. No, you didn't see that. We're going to get to the Brendan Shaw video. We're going to get to the Brendan Shaw video. Not Luis G. Gomez DMing me secret shit about Shaab. Stealing his show names. No! That didn't happen. But, uh...

By the way, how much Fortnite does fucking Luis J. Gomez play? I look at my records and this nigga's number one on all of them. How much Fortnite did that nigga play? Goddamn.

It looks funny when it comes to the tax break. But yeah, he was crying. He knows it's over. So now he's going to try and bow out? No, you were kicked out. Dummy. Dude, how about the Pelosi thing? And then it's off to the races.

And I know exactly where he's going to go. So I'm doing it on purpose. I know we're going's going to go. So I'm doing it on purpose. I know we're going to demonetize. And I could see Mike, who's the head of Thick Boy Productions, he's behind the camera. And I'm like, how about the Polish thing? I see his eyes go.

Because he knows we're going to get demonetized. And I know it's going to cost me financially when I do that. By demonetized, he means he's getting a yellow badge. It doesn't matter. Your video got no views anyway. Tough. But I have to do it. I have to do it.

And by the way, they wouldn't demonetize this video for that. So what is he talking about? No. Ben Shapiro and all of them did Nancy Pelosi fake attacker videos. None of them were demonetized or yellow badged. You don't get yellow badged

and shit for swearing extra hard or some other shit you're not part of that world you're not part of the yellow badge world can't and listen i've had conversations with youtube and they're like make sure you don't say this make sure you don't do this make sure you don't cuss in the first whatever i and at some point i'm like if i start being uh disingenuine and unauthentic i'm fucked i've even because my half i just this is what i believe i know it's not maybe the popular opinion online right now or the facts aren't out but from the sources and what i see like this is what i think is fun to talk about. I know it's going to get demonetized. I can't change.

I can't. I know it's going to affect the show. I know the show's going to get suppressed, which it is. I think it's already over 100K, which. Your show's not suppressed. You dropped the worst comedy special ever, and people stopped fucking with you. That's why you can't sell tickets.

You're not suppressed. You're not shadow banned. You're just so horribly unfunny and such a douche. People don't fuck with you. By the way, niggas who try to live

within the algorithm are sad. So you're admitting you can only get views from the algorithm and it wasn't just your talent? I don't live within the algorithm. Oh no! I drop a video.

I don't just drop a video. I drop a video I don't just drop a video I drop a video and then I immediately hit Facebook I promote my videos I go on other platforms to promote I don't sit around and wait I drop that video the algorithm will hunt me

no I don't rely on an algorithm. That's why I've been here for five years. I thought, dude, about 20K, after we were talking about Newsom and politics and all this stuff, and I think he even called Obama freaking, like Obama's born a female or some crazy shit. I don't know. politics and all this stuff. And I think even called Obama fricking like, uh,

Obama was born a female or some crazy shit. I don't know, but that's so much fun to me. I'm remember I'm from the wild west days with Rogan, Eddie, Brian, and myself where it was on dude, not stuff, but back then got suppressed or demonetized.

And it was, you're allowed to say whatever you want. I'm in this weird world now. And trust me, I fight it every single day. I got a yellow badge on the video. Oh, I don't know. What's that shit?

You dropped the worst special ever. And you're suing me, a YouTuber. This faggot is suing me. You committed the greatest sin in YouTube, by the way. You're suing a YouTuber. And then you wonder why no one's watching your YouTube? Are you that far gone? Are you that unaware?

Are you that retarded? You dropped the most, worst special ever, and you're suing a YouTuber, and you're like, why is no one watching my YouTube videos? where my shows are getting suppressed and demonetized and flagged and taken down and all this shit every day what was taken down every day now it's just normal to me it's part it's part of my gig now being a owner of a business it's insane it's it's absolutely insane you know i don't agree with all the stuff Elon does and stuff like that,

but when he bought Twitter, I was like, God, if he could only buy Instagram and YouTube, that'd be fantastic. Hey, Elon, keep the trend going, dude. Get some investors. You know, it's going to be tough to buy YouTube and Instagram because Facebook owns Instagram, but get some investors, man. Buy that stuff and quit having them suppress our stuff. You know, that'd be cool.

It's a fight I deal with every day. You're not being suppressed. You suck. Imagine being him. You drop literally the worst special ever and then blaming on being suppressed.

No self-awareness literally the worst special ever, and then blaming on being suppressed. No self-awareness of, or drop the worst thing ever, so no one wants to fuck with me. By the way, are they suppressing your ticket sales too? YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter? I mean, you're claiming to be suppressed on YouTube. What about in real life? Oh, you can't sell any tickets.

Are you affecting it now? You can't stink. Expect to be successful. What are you talking about? I can't change. I know it costs me money. I can't change. I know it costs me money. I can't. I don't know what to do. I literally don't.

I just can't. Sorry. And I apologize to everyone on the show. Even Sam, like, hey, man, I set you up for that stuff. It's going to get the show demonetized and suppressed, but that's why you're here. I mean, this is what's fun for me. And if it wasn't, if I have to change and, you know, bow down to their, you know, criteria

and what they think is misinformation or what they think I can't talk about, I... You don't talk about kind of shit like misinformation. What is he saying? I'll just quit. I'd rather retire. I'd rather make less money and just do my thing. It's so much... What's he saying? I'll just quit. I'd rather retire. I'd rather make less money and just do my thing. It's so much. What's your thing?

But he said he's going to quit YouTube and do his thing. What's his thing? Not stand up. He can't sell tickets. But he's already making the excuse of why daddy is pulling the plug on the YouTube channel

in the sick boy studios yeah daddy pays you and his brother by the way remember his loser brother is like his assistant. Daddy's like, all right, you're paying for studios, salaries. We're not making a penny. We're spending money. Daddy's pulling the plug. So he's like, this YouTube shit's going to have to end. And he'll just...

I think what he means when he says he's gonna quit, I'll just be a rich kid. He's just a rich kid. Now we're done with the stand-up and the wannabe YouTubism. And he'll just

be daddy's rich kid. We'll never hear from him, really, though. That's the dope part. Of course he'll hear. But that's the dope. We'll never have to hear his opinion on everything and anything ever again. That's going to be dope.

But he's even calling it. Because obviously that's what's happening. It's not because you were censored. You never said anything to be censored. No one can understand what you're saying. Holy shit though. He's

setting it up right now though. He is quitting. And he has to quit YouTube Jesse on fire did a thing Just studios I get more views Jesse on fire gets more views We don't have studios We're just guys doing a YouTube channel

This fager has studios. Daddy said, alright, loser sons. Just be rich kids. Then they become the Wutabi brothers. And fucking, and they're the Roxbury. That's what they should be.

Brendan Schaub and his brother his brother they should just our dad's a rich guy he runs a business you tried to stand up comedy and YouTube

obviously failed and you're gonna quit you weren't suppressed you said nothing to be suppressed for did burn the shop ever say anything that was controversial or be canceled for shadow of it no you're just on funny faggot that's what did it dummy he doesn't realize dude how about the pelosi thing and then it's it's off to the races and i know exactly where he's gonna go so i'm doing on purpose i know we're gonna demonetize and i and i i could see mike who's the head of

thick boy productions he's behind the camera and how about the polish thing i see his eyes go because he knows we're gonna demonetize and i know it's gonna cost me financially when i do He was behind the camera. And I went, how about the police thing? I see his eyes go. Because he knows he's going to get demonetized. And I know it's going to cost me financially when I do that stuff. But I have to do it. I have to do it. I can't. And listen, I've had conversations with YouTube.

And they're like, make sure you don't say this. Make sure you don't do this. Make sure you don't cuss in the first whatever. And at some point, I'm like, if I being uh disingenuine and unauthentic i'm fucked i've even because my half i just this is what i believe i know it's not maybe the popular opinion online right now or the facts aren't out but from the sources and what i see like this is what i think is fun to talk about i know it's going to demonetize i can fun to talk about. I know it's going to get demonetized. I can't change. I can't, I know it's going to affect the show. I know the shows can get suppressed, which it is. I think it's already over a hundred K, which I thought I'd do about 20 K after we were talking about Newsom and politics and all this stuff. And I think even

called Obama fricking like Obama's born a female or some crazy shit. I don't know. But that's so much fun to me. Remember, I'm from the Wild West days with Rogan, Eddie, Brian, and myself where it was on, dude. Not stuff back then got suppressed or demonetized and you're allowed to say whatever you want.

I'm in this weird world now. And trust me, I fight it every single day where my shows are getting suppressed and demonetized and flagged and taken down and all this shit every day, every day. Now it's just normal to me. It's part of my gig now, being an owner of a business. It's insane. It's absolutely insane.

I don't agree with all the stuff Elon does and stuff like that, but when he bought Twitter, I was like, God, if he could elon does and stuff like that but he bought twitter i was like god if he could only buy instagram and youtube that'd be fantastic hey elon keep the trend going dude get some investors you know to be touched by youtube and instagram because facebook owns instagram but get some investors man buy that stuff and quit having to suppress our stuff. No one's... Now this is the excuse to stop doing the YouTube channel. Which he is going

to have to stop. Daddy's not paying for that anymore. It's not going to happen. I mean, Daddy has two shit sons who failed. They started off good. He said, oh, what a Joe Rogan connection.

Made it in whatever thing, but I don't like an asshole. Suing YouTubers, shitting on Bobby Lee. It's over, though, now. So this is the excuse to, yeah, he's going to have to quit it all. Which is fine. Thank God. Bye. Thank you, Micah the Contentious, through the Super Chat.

But I think you're right Why he sued me specifically When his family and friends Are extensive Relatives look him up They look him up on YouTube And they see my videos They don't see Reddit shit

I think that's why I got sued Specifically By him but I think that's why I got sued specifically by him. But, yeah, you're not being suppressed. And you don't say anything interesting or controversial, dummy. You dropped the worst special ever. And that's why you don't sell comedy tickets. It's over

and I like that he's already planting the seed to let you niggas know he's done with YouTube or he's going to be done very fucking soon Papa's in I don't do drugs I should co-host with him I would love should co-host with him

I would love to co-host with him Remember when I was randomly Shitting on Revenge of the Cis Do that again Why It's easy to shit on them Why would I just shit on them randomly Shit on Mersh Why would I just shit on them randomly, though?

Shit on Mersh? Why would I shit on Mersh? I like Mersh and Royce. They fall in the category of taking shit too seriously, which is odd to me. Especially since they've been doing this for like 20 years. I have to watch this, though.

Oh, we didn't finish this. It's faggot quitting. You're quitting YouTube, are you? No, that'd be cool. It's a fight I deal with every day. I can't change. I know it with every day. I can't change. I know it costs me money. I can't. I don't know what to do. I literally don't.

I just can't. How does getting demonetized a yellow badge in a video cost you money? Actually, if you're supposed to be as big as you are. I've been yellow badged on videos. Although I knew I was going to be yellow badged on those videos

and I did them anyway but I never thought of it as it's going to cost me money it was just a video I did and I do a shit load of videos it really has nothing to do with the ultimate not at the end of the month or on YouTube page you

sorry and I apologize to everyone on the show even Sam like hey man I set you up for that stuff it's gonna you know get the show demonetized and suppressed but that's why you're here it's literally why this is what's fun for me and if it wasn't if I have to change and

you know bow down to to their um you know criteria and what they think is misinformation or what they think i can't talk about i i'll just quit i'd rather retire i'd rather make please quit and retire use whatever excuse you have to it's just that you're unfunny and a piece of shit and your career is dead you didn't make it in podcasting or stand up comedy by the way he sells no tickets

so youtube affecting that doesn't make any sense but yeah you didn't make it just retire to your dad's mansion and you and your brother and just do that You didn't make it. Just retire to your dad's. Mansion. And you and your brother. And just do that.

And that is happening soon. That's why he's saying this. By the way. Daddy's tapping on the watch. Going alright. I'm rich. You and your brother grew up off of it. But you're spending money on studios.

And shit. His dad's like, I'm not doing that anymore. Brendan Schaub is 40 years old and about to get cut off by daddy. That's why he's talking about the quitting talk. And do what, by the way?

If you quit YouTube, what are you going to do? Not stand up, you know what I'm saying? What is he going to do? But he's threatening, he's literally threatening to quit. What are you going to do? Be Brendan Schaub,

the rich kid who lives with his rich daddy. What else could he do? So he's threatening to quit YouTube. What else would you do? Nothing. And he has to quit. What a dead channel, by the way. Holy shit, that's a dead channel.

I didn't see him in a green suit. But if he quits, what else is he going to... He said that statement like he was hired by somebody to do something. Now, what he meant in real life, I'll just quit doing YouTube and just, you know, live with my dad's... His dad has hundreds of millions of dollars.

His dad sold off a company in the late 80s, by the way. Brendan Schaub was a rich kid. Yeah. He said, I'll just quit this and go back. Which he has to. Okay. This is what I talk to myself about? Now I don't want

to make a thing make less money and just do my thing it's so much fun what's your thing I'll quit he said hold on make less money and just do my thing

it's so much fun I have so much information on what they think I can't talk about I'll just quit I'd rather retire I'd rather make less money and just do my thing it's what's your thing he'll quit YouTube and do his thing it's not standout his thing is

is His thing is go to daddy's house and be a rich kid running around. That's his thing. That's literally his thing. Is Chin still there? so much fun

I have so much fun doing those things I hate I can't do a fight campaign next Saturday for the big UFC dude how about the wait hold on

what you cut off? it's information or what they think I can't talk about I'll just quit by the way everything he's saying they demonetize you on they don't

they don't and he wasn't he wasn't demonetized on anything his channel's dead you cannot drop the worst comedy special ever and sue youtubers and go,

well, why isn't my YouTube channel getting views? You can't do that. First of all, Cardinal sin number one, you cannot sue YouTubers, you dumb faggot. And you're suing me. So, that's number one. But you can't drop the worst comedy special ever

and go, why is no one watching my videos or buying tickets to my club gigs? You're not allowed to do that. Unless you lack such self-awareness.

But I love that daddy is reining in. What we're watching right now is, I'm going to quit YouTube, is daddy told him and his faggot brother, and enough of your, you're costing me money. I'm paying for, we saw that Jesse on fire video.

He was in your studios. I'm paying your studios. I'm paying for your studios. And salaries. You making the money. Brendan Shaw's daddy is pulling the plug. And you're gonna have to quit.

I'd rather retire. I'd rather make less money and just do my thing. It's so much fun. I have so much fun doing those things. What is your thing? They thought we were quitting YouTube. I should quit and do my thing. What is your thing other than YouTube? You don't stand up up you don't sell tickets

what is he thinking in his head is his thing I'm wondering where is my daddy um my dad died uh another time and date and everything. I looked exactly like I'm a better.

Doesn't keep really indeed. I hate I can't do a fight campaign next Saturday for the big UFC. I don't even know what fight campaign next Saturday for the big UFC. I don't even want to fight again. Well, then what do we, are you, well, that's fucking sad. I didn't know it was coming over. But yeah, the Brendan Shaw content on the end of the guy with the quick daddy said no more. The studios. Employee, you know.

Daddy reigned it in. My brother. Hey, give me a cigarette. I think I do more of those. You got a yellow badge on the video? Okay. Really, it's not hard. Here you go, there's a video. And I didn't believe how it should, I don't know how to justify it,

but wow, that faggot stinks. And it'll also being off YouTube. That's why you're assuming me. I told you. That's why you're assuming me. The flame flickers violently when What is going on? No self-awareness. He dropped the worst special ever and goes, why can't I do a ticket? Now, the thing I want, does he believe it?

I don't think he believes it. I don't think he believes it. He knows. He thinks. I will not give him a shot with that credit. No, he knows he sucks. And it's all there with his mother. So no one fucks with YouTube.

And no one buys his stand up. He knows it. He knows that's why. And that's why he sued me. He sued, oh a year ago. It was a year ago. He knows. He knows he sucks.

But he's never going to think we're quitting. In which he will quit. All right. There's no way I'm going to running a shop in Newfield nor should there be. They got no reviews or anything. He knows. And I take great comfort in that fact that he knows. Take a break to the super chat. Once again, the preferred way

of donating history labs is if you donate $25 you become an instant moderator. But that faggot knows. He dropped the worst shit ever and no one fucks with you. Shadow banned for what? Unmonetized for what? I see their videos and clips.

How do you hire a team? You don't get demonetized, by the way, on YouTube. We can't swear within the first 30 seconds of a video. If you do that, you're fine, you know, Devonathai. This faggot has no comprehension.

He dropped the worst special ever, and he's suing me. And that's why no one watches this shit. He has no comprehension of that. He has no self-awareness. I'm just asking. His people who are watching me, because we are in a lawsuit, and they have to watch every fucking minute of my watch room.

You have no comprehension of that, and that's why I don't fuck with you. Yeah. Any. But you do know that. That's why. He said it. He's gonna stop doing YouTube.

He has to. It's sad at this point. Drops a video. Gets no fucking views. It's the saddest thing ever. Two shots. No. Drop the video. I guess no fucking views is the saddest thing ever two shots now Sales no he did his YouTube thing. It sucked Why do you see what video of marsh wasn't in my Discord. It wasn't in my Discord. I see nothing in reverse.

Can't watch that video. No Brian Collins and Trevor Lito. Laboon. Hatred. She studied law. What am I fucking doing? Yeah, that's a very, very liberal education. Probably came from a lot of money.

So, according to Tim Pool... Industrial labor relations at Cornell. Industrial labor? Labor? Oh, my God. These will be the communists. Yeah. Which...

Easy over there. Easy. So, the big story now, and Tim Pool says, this is the biggest story of our lifetime. Tim Pool said that? Yeah. Which is, what is the story?

That the Department of Homeland Security had a direct entrance into these social media companies to curtail freedom of speech. And, I mean, I'm not shocked because I knew that was happening. Let's be specific about what exactly Tim Pool is saying that was being reported because you have a tendency to paraphrase. What? What? What?

We have a tendency to paraphrase? No, I'm just saying. Are you doing your own research right now? I'll bring up what it was said. This is from Lee Fang. Facebook and Twitter created special portals for the government to rapidly request takedowns of content. So the government could...

Backdoor, which is cute. No, no, no. Backdoor is the lines of communication where the government could say, hey guys, who do I call? So in other words, they had a direct line to the powers that be. The portals, along with NGO partners, non-government organization partners, used to censor a wide range of content, including obvious parody accounts and content disagreeing with government

pandemic policy. Well, let's hear what your thoughts are on this. Because there's one answer, and we're waiting to see if you can get it. Because if not, he just gets to pick that bell up and just slam it around. Hold on, dude. Hold on.

Look, I'm just, I... I just know the monkey in... I'm just thinking... The monkey in Callan's brain is just trying to spin this. My guess is that there were... My guess is that they asked Facebook and Twitter for portals to see if terrorists were communicating. If terrorists were communicating. That was so funny, dude. That was so cute.

No, that's, I need to know, I need more information on that. Who is Lee Fang? Did Tim Pool say this? No, it's,'s yeah tim pool did talk about this yeah yeah brian this is a violation of the first amendment well is the is the accusation that they had portals to shut you down or to censor you? How were they doing that? Yes.

So if you post something on Twitter that was contrary to the pandemic dogma. Yes. You, the government was like, censor this? I lost multiple Twitter accounts. Pushing back on the narrative. And it was very inconsistent because they didn't have enough people. But Brian, real quick, would you agree

if the DHS, Department of Homeland Security, an official U.S. government department is curtailing expression on the internet? The Department of Homeland Security is curbing speech expression on the internet. The Department of Homeland Security is calling the Department of Intercept a corrupt speech it considers dangerous. Proved everything. An investigation by the Intercept has found.

Another thing, and the shit that sucks about now, it comes out today, but we knew this was happening back in the day. Years of internal DHA... It's like, fuck you. Anyone? I don't want to convert some new person.

I was like, yeah, they really did that. Heck, if they did at the time, we knew at the time. Memos, emails, and documents obtained via leaks and an ongoing lawsuit, as well as public documents, illustrate an expensive effort by the agency to influence tech platforms. The work, much of which remains unknown to the American public, came into clear view earlier this year when DHS announced a new disinformation governance board, a panel designed to police misinformation, disinformation, and malinformation that allegedly threatens

U.S. interests. While the board was widely ridiculed, immediately scaled back, and then shut down within a few months, other initiatives are underway as DHS pivots to monitor social media. Now that its original mandate, the war on terror, has been wound down. Behind closed doors and through pressure on private platforms, the U.S. government has used its power to try to shape online discourse. Shouldn't be surprising to anybody. According to meeting minutes and other records appended to a lawsuit filed by Missouri, blah, blah, blah.

So here's my take on this. Very simple. Very simple. Our intelligence communities are tasked with a pretty tough job. Right? Which is... Hold on. Hold on. They are. They are.

And one of them is, they came to them and said, hey, misinformation, malinformation, disinformation is a problem. Okay, it is. Do we do it this early? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. hold on you you fuck hey i didn't do it hold on hold on if if you have if you have a problem with disinformation misinformation

malinformation in other words foreign actors as an example brian hold on brian can and do plant stories yes that can affect our elections or can affect other things okay cause panic whatever my in the i think now they can't markets whatever i think no foreign thing can't plant shit in america now we have are we have so many people who hate their own country. No, no, no. That's a fact. That's an issue. Information is a weapon.

We use it against them. They use it against us. Okay. Okay? My guess is that there were... Like we can't do this in Russia. White people hate white people in Russia. Entities in these foreign... in these intelligence bodies that said, that came up with bad ideas.

One of them was that. One of them was that. And then they get found out and they have to scale it back. What is that a real congregation about? Right? But it shouldn't be surprising that actors in our intelligence community are going to come up with ideas that are probably, you are literally falling on the border.

You are literally falling for false flags. This is what you're doing. You're falling for this notion. The notion, Brian, that Russians, bots, and memes are a threat to our freedoms

when literally our government is trying to take away our constitutional rights i mean even if brian even if brian brian brian let's not oklahoma city bombing 9 11 there is so much information that tells you that the official narrative given by the government is completely not real, right? Our example is Oklahoma City and 9-11 that are happening. Oh, Sam Tripoli says things. And what have we gotten from those? We've lost our freedoms.

In this attempt to keep us safe from the boogeyman, we've lost our rights, man. That's a different argument. No, it's not a different argument because what you're trying to say is the boogeyman we've lost our rights man that's a different argument no it's not a different argument because what you're trying to say is the boogeyman is coming and our government has to counter because maybe a meme might set off a fucking uh some kind of ripple effect in in the markets and now everybody's broke but it hasn't happened but what has happened is that our government is violating our constitutional rights. I mean, like, we're so afraid of what could happen that we're allowing things to happen. That's very true.

But the other issue is that that doesn't preclude the fact that there are issues. For example, when a county comes out with a vaccine mandate, or not a vaccine mandate, but a vaccine information, we know that the Chinese and the Russians and whoever else creates this whole crazy counter-movement. Or they'll organize a pro-Muslim, anti-Muslim thing across the street. Can I ask you something real quick? Yeah. What, in your humble opinion, is a bigger threat to democracy?

Chinese-Russian psyops or U.S. government psyops? U.S. government psyops. Okay, so... I'm really Chinese since I accidentally dominated the hierarchy. I disagree with both of them. So what we're talking about here is like this movement to completely just shred the Constitution in this attempt to save us from what basically was a non-factor in the 2016 election.

They've done the analysis, brother. Those Russian bot farms that we've told are really bad, most of those memes came out after the election, and most of them happened in counties and areas where Trump won. It's like the information does not back up this notion that, like, you really want to get into, like, what China's doing? Look at what TikTok. I mean, I don't know. Like you really want to vote in America.

So what do you care about it? Anyone on any side. TikTok's going on. TikTok is pushing a narrative of stupid on TikTok on Americans while pushing a completely different narrative in China well did you see that cocomelon which my child watches did you see this so cocomelon is a show that kids love yeah here's the problem with cocomelon the people have designed cocomelon we're very very good they've studied persuasion technology.

They were very good at understanding the colors, the sounds, the shapes that create major dopamine hits in a child's brain. So when they were turning Cocomelon off, children were hitting themselves with their own toys, freaking out so badly because they were addicted to Cocomelon because these companies have hijacked the brainstem of children my child's age, 10 months old. Oh, my kids.

So that has become, can you look up, I think Cocomelon's been canceled or it's a major issue. What's Cocomelon? This is what the fuck we're dealing with. You know, we're dealing with a lot of really interesting shit that way. And I think it goes back to what you're saying. It's way more like when publishing houses are completely and far left

to the point where they go, oh, we're not going to fucking publish Amy Comey Barrett's book because she voted to make Roe v. Wade a state issue, not a constitutional issue. And they write an open letter saying we don't want to. Now, a publishing house, if it's a private company, it's there. They can decide who they want to publish. But when they're not publishing something on political grounds and calling her essentially a terrorist

and calling for her to be jailed, now we're really in a very different, strange place. Oh, Coco Mellon. Blame for speech delay and tantrums in children. Wow. More traumatized and tantrums in the last six months. Why is it speech delay? I wonder why.

It puts children in a trance. Well, you know what, dude? I mean, and I have pandemic babies, okay? But they are talking about this pandemic has slowed down the growth on development. Not just that. My kids were in fucking masks, so they're not reading people's faces. Yeah. Okay?

I have to tell you that the far left, and this has been said a thousand times, but if you want to change a generation and deconstruct everything and tear down everything that made this country what it is, you get into the brain stems of the children. Yes. Don't kid yourself. Don't think that when they're canceling things like father-daughter school dances

and they're rebranding men as being essentially bad and violent and when they're blaming anti-social behavior on male aggression when it's you see what i'm saying really been my argument when the literature is so clear that it's about fatherlessness if a boy I don't know why. I don't know why. But I'm not watching it. A boy doesn't have a father in the home that's responsible. That's what I'm telling you. All these blue check marks.

These motherfuckers want to destroy. They literally, the idea is, don't have any sense to it. Create chaos. Destroy all of it. Yeah. And then we can rebuild it. Brian, these are the same people that are doing what you're telling them, are going nuts on Kanye West, right?

And listen, man, again, I hate generalizations. So now the new thing is... Now he's a bad example, but I know. No, it's not a bad example. And I'll tell you why it's not a bad example. Because what we're seeing right now is this weird kind of double standard that makes no sense to me. So Kyrie Irving put out a retweet a movie which stated that

Jewish slave ships involved in the slave trade I don't even believe the whole story of the slave trade I'm just telling you right now that more and more Alright, so then the black slaves... They're like... There were actual... Yeah, like, all lying. Black smart slaves in this industry, like, got all the cards in the fucking morning, bro, what you're on to.

Sam Tripoli is a faggot who fucks, who takes advantage, who takes advantage of a 70-year-old woman. That's the sad thing. Sam Tripoli takes advantage of a fucking 70-year-old woman in a hot as shit. I'm gonna make myself a comedy of podcasting. Sam truly takes advantage of an old woman. And the good little shit is good little shit.

Don't give a fuck. I ain't gonna give a fuck if it's not me giving a fuck. Not even him, but this nigga takes advantage. This shit I don't give a fuck about, that's his whole life. Just the one and only, and now I'm like, ugh. That was sad, essentially. I'm going to have to go to someone in a household. I was centrally with him.

By the way, I went after him. I went after Flucky, I just went on and on. And of course he went on. I'm fucking centrally fucked and utterly wanted to go to the street in the town. And I'm like, I got the one on. I'm talking to her right now and I'm like, ah, what do you think this is like?

What's he claiming? Like, uh, mm, and how funny and this or that. And I'm like, and Bernard Shaw is quitting, so you should quit too if I got that in there. You know? Sam Tripoli is the biggest snake I've ever seen. Nå er er en. Fyre har vi en. Er er en. Fyre ti. Er er en. Nå er det en av de treeste som har hatt en kvart av de fleste. Gullforsen No, but that was very well put.

Because I think your point is very important. Because we're dealing with a lot of inconsistencies in reactions yes I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don the devil. I'm the devil. I'm the devil. I'm the devil. I'm the devil.

I'm the devil. I'm the devil. I'm here. All right. All about... And there are malevolent, far left, in my opinion, powers that are way more interested in destroying than in building any 100 percent division than unity and they say they're into unity in the name of division but they are um just interested in restructuring the hierarchy yeah themselves yes yes everybody else that their their pain is is is somewhat uh unique and it's like racial trauma yes and it's like all it's like we it's just like we're all one and they divide us i would say though that it's still not bad

we had a moment we were so cool we were so cool the rub and the rub here and the challenge is to also be able to study the unique aspects of various cultures and their oppression. And to recognize that so it doesn't happen again. Yes, yes, yes. Something that Brett Ernst, I love him, he's one of my favorite comics and one of my favorite people.

Great comic. And he said white people don't run the world. It just happens to be white people that run the world. And what does that mean? That when we look at the people in power, we see white people, right? But the truth of the matter is, unless you're a gay hooker in underwear and a hammer, you're not going to be allowed to hang out with them, okay? I mean, that's just the way it is, right?

Okay? Hold on. That was true. Hey. Hey. Right? Hey. Dylan, I don't need you to sit there with me.

They're not going to let white people in. So the notion that white people run everything, it seems at first as correct, but when you realize that the white people in the White House and the white people in Cincinnati, Ohio, or Stockton, are two totally different people. You just gave us a great segue. Now, I want to say something, and I want to really put an end to this rumor. There is a nasty rumor out there. Hey, I don't need you looking at me with a blank look, bro. Blank when you look at me.

Dylan's just staring at me with eyes that aren't blinking. Are you talking about Mike? Pelosi? Oh, no. I thought you were talking about Big Mike. Oh, yeah, dude. Big Mike, bro. I'm talking about...

You know he's talking about Big Mike, right? No. Michelle Obama's fat dick. That's what the nickname of it is. I'm not going to even get into that. I'm talking about there's a rumor out there that the Pelosi situation where, whatever his name is, Pelosi was actually, he was actually. My dumb cunt next to me is like I don't know

he's on a YouTube channel and other people like I have to quit YouTube you know and they make any money and

that faggot You know what I mean? Any money, you know what I mean? That faggot. Sorry. He's admitting he's quitting. As you should. As you should. I don't know. They were so hard. I'm getting old. I don't know why.

I'm getting old. Real life is so difficult. I don't like getting home on my own. I'm getting fucking sick of it. Oh, right, I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know.

I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know.

I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. Thank you. One obsessed nobody obsessing over another nobody.

You like Jules? She's nice. It doesn't matter about her being nice or anything I'm comparing the two shows before Jules and then with Jules cause if you don't get an address Jules

then you're a bum this isn't a closet it's a laundry room yeah it's got room in the title nigga deal with it red bar two to three years ago was the best version. He upped his equipment,

but for really no reason. It wasn't even bad. We're warning you. We're coming through. And lo and behold, the... Did you hear how when I put my bongo away, it was like a gun.

It made a bongo sound. You know how like when you play with a gun, it's making gun sounds? When I play with my bongos, it's making... You know, gray bar isn't as good as red bar. Because the nigga's like completely gray. Walking in parade-like fashion down the street while one drummer played his call to arms. We took off. I mean, I wasn't going to wait around and see what this group of people was.

I mean, it was very late in the morning. I like to take these walks. I do this thing at 3 a.m. See, I don't know what he's babbling about. Alright, first I want to check out the Joe Rogan thing. Boom. Boom. Talking about that

Jake Paul Anderson silver fight possibly being fixed. Black bar. Should I? You're gonna play baseball at a party, and I remember legit going, I think I'm gonna party.

Yeah, you know what, man? That's the right approach. Look, that's led you to being you. The thing about athletes, and I always tell this to fighters in particular, because I think it's the most dangerous of athletics other than football right I say if you you're not obsessed with doing it don't do it if you're not obsessed because there's people out there that are gonna be obsessed and they're gonna fuck you

up yeah they're gonna fuck you up those you see it with comedians all the time you're not obsessed people like you're just bomb starting off you don't get brain dead I don't know I'm obsessed yeah fucking oh you'll see a comic who goes yeah I took a year off to write a book. I'm back now. And you're like, oh, no, you're not. Nope. Want some more?

Yeah, I am. Yeah, I do. By the way, Ari Shaffir dropped his new special, Jew. I heard it's amazing. The thing about sports for me is I say this respectfully. You see Jake Paul fight, right? Jake Paul. His name's Jake, and he demands your respect.

No, he's a great fighter. Beat Anderson Silva. Knocked him down. Yeah, he did. It's wild as fuck. That was nuts. I didn't see that one. I couldn't believe it.

Just this weekend. But you can't deny that the dude's fucking athletic as fuck. He's got chops for sure. But people size you up based on what they see was the first time. So they see you as a Disney guy, and then they go, you'll never be a fighter. And then you go, okay, I'm also something else. And they say Anderson Silva as the 24-year-old fighter and not the 45-year-old. Yeah, and by the way, we should point something out.

Some people are trying to say that that fight was fixed because of the knockdown. If you find that, there's a video where people are questioning. I just want to explain to people. This is what happened. Anderson moved forward to Jake Paul, and Jake Paul hit him with sort of a stepping jab and caught him right on the chin. And when he caught him on the chin, Anderson Silva was falling backwards, and then he leans away from the right hand, and he goes down.

He tripped. And it looks like that. No, no, no. He was down from the punch, but it looks like the right hand doesn't connect and it doesn't connect. But the left hand is what fucked him up. That dude hits fucking hard. And for anybody to say he doesn't hit hard

because he's a YouTube star, if this guy was not a fucking YouTube star and he was some dude who went out there and flatlined Tyron Woodley with one punch and just knocked down Anderson Silva in the fucking eighth round. Right? Drag it right there. Watch that, dude.

Come on, son. Dropped him. I mean, that is legit as fuck. Anybody say that's not legit is crazy. He cracked him. He's a fighter. He's got the gay back tattoo of a fighter. Dude, he can fight.

He can fight. Is he the best in the world? No. But is he getting better with every fight? Yes. Is he a 25 year old guy who's a legit athlete? Yes. Here's the question, Joe. Isn't he? Is he 25?

24. Excuse me. He's 24. He's younger. Listen, if this is what he wants to do, this guy is making a fucking insane amount of money. Is he really? He fucking loves it. And he's beating people that everybody says he shouldn't be in the fucking ring with. But is he... Hang on.

Because I'm not an internet guy as much as you guys. Is he making a ton of money? I don't know. I don't follow this shit. Well, you just asked me. He is on these fights. It's his promotion to put this together. I don't know how successful it was, but... Really? That's my point. Hold on. That's my point. A lot of people watched it. I know that. I know a lot of people promotion to put this together. I don't know how successful it was, but... Really? That's his promotion? That's my point.

Hold on. That's my point. A lot of people watched it. I know that. I know a lot of people were talking about it online. But what money is he making? Because Dana says he's not. I don't know if Dana has access to the amount he's making.

I mean, I don't know if it's public. I legitimately don't know. Yo, Joe Rogan's got some serious bags under those eyes, by the way. You might want to consider that Brian Callen rink surgery. I legitimately don't know. But from what I understand, he's the main seller of pay-per-view in these cards. And these cards are doing pretty well. So that means he's making some money.

Making some money. You be the judge of how much money he's making. Look, it says he's made $40 million from his three fights in 2021. Well, there you go. He's made $40 million fighting. I mean, he's probably making as much, if not more, than any other boxer alive other than maybe, say, Tyson Fury. And then he just adds on his Instagram. Or maybe Canelo Alvarez.

Canelo is making probably the most of anybody, right? Canelo's got a crazy contract. Canelo is the fucking king of the kings, right? But he's out for a while now. He had to get a wrist surgery he's he had a fucked up yeah he had a fucked up wrist and he it might and that's the thing against um boxing versus ufc the ufc fighters make shit money and they always compare them to boxers but only like five boxers are really making money no one else in boxing is and that becomes a thing like we're in boxing there's not a governing body everyone's a champion some niggas will fight and some dude lost and they have to give over three of his titles

but the dude who won i have to give over one of his titles that's why boxing's weird in that aspect and i don't quite got why it worked that way but take uh many many months for him to get back so it's like other than him it's like Tyson Fury's the next big dog if you know and maybe the biggest of big dogs if he's fighting who sick right he makes more than those guys he knows more than all those guys no not like the joke that went around was no one knew who the boxing heavyweight champion is yeah cause there's fucking 50 of them cause there's

80 different leagues and shit alright what's Red Bar talking about now these are the best shows you know living out here is very scary I didn't even notice last night when I was watching that at one point she's got this huge piece stuck in one leg and then she flicks it off and it immediately

stabs her on her leg. I'm telling you, there's a lot more on YouTube than Elon Musk! But all they care about is Elon Musk and his buying spending habits. But that wasn't actually... His new name is Graybar, by the way. He's so gray.

Bad. Um. But that wasn't actually... His new name is Graybar, by the way. He's so gray. Bad. My finger, my thumb still kind of hurts from where it went in. I took care of her. I gave her some Hibiclens, which you guys probably don't own. I'm starting to get some grays. My 37, about to be 38 38 year old ass mainly in the facial here and like a pattern

too which is odd to me a little of my hair on top but they're like one offs on my hair on my head but I actually feel very ripped off from this company My Medic. You know, I bought this.

I'm also Kate Rurdian. We don't go bald. We go gray. Usually very young. Bought it, Jules, three days after. They send me an email trying to sell me more first aid kits. I wrote them back. I go, listen, I know companies do this,

but I ain't buying more than one first aid kit for four hundred dollars so unless it's a caring case for the caring case that this one it's just the age i am like i said i'm kate verdian start going gray i'm gonna have to get just for men the first week after buying the four hundred dollar bag and i'm going to have to get it just for men. The first week after buying the $400 bag, and I'm going, are these companies even thinking what they're doing? Because now you're making my medic seem negative to me. Now I'm not going to use it. When she's in trouble, I'm going to not want to go near that bag.

I'm going to want to go next to my tire inflator bag, because that brings good memories. I'm going to shove the tube into her leg, and I'm going to go, as PSI tube into her leg and I'm going to go as PSI goes into her you know who could beat KSI in a fight? PSI that was a Graybar joke

Graybar does a bunch of dad jokes he used to be Redbar he's now Graybar does a bunch of dad jokes. He used to be Redbar, he's now Graybar. This is my impression of Ethan Klein. Ooh, gross. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Sorry, I'm eating one of my...

I'm eating my money. Gross as it is. I'm doing the sounds on purpose. Fucking sucking the life out of that. How does Ethan do it? I'm doing the sounds on purpose. How does Ethan do it? Without feeling so ashamed. Learn how to spell! Stressing me out.

Sorry. Sometimes I just need a lunch break do you want to watch something's burning something's burning yeah it's bert's pants i would love it bert kreischer greater than tom cruise my money's on bert people go mike what's your biggest flip flop of the century Burt Kreischer he rocks the only comedian to make it to the silver screen that I agree upon

I love hold on I still got chocolate dream I got a chocolate dream going on in my mouth and no it's not Candace Owens open fucking that would be a raspberry dark I got a chocolate dream going on in my mouth. And no, it's not Candace Owens' open fucking pussy. That would be a raspberry dark chocolate. What the fuck is Red Bull babbling about right now?

You know I fucked the shit out of Candace Owens' husband? Really? While Candace sat on the couch with Dasha and made notes. I've got something to tell you about. It's, what was it, Jules? Where were we going? Something's burning. Something's burning. Burt Kreischer is a star.

If you ever see anyone make fun of Burt Kreischer, it means they've run out of every creative bone in their body. His broken. And they're stupid idiots. Burt Kreischer will be bigger than Joe Rogan very soon. I'd like to introduce you to Something's Burning. We're not focusing on Burt because Burt rocks now. Should we watch Burt's trailer first?

Throw it up. This trailer released. We can watch that as part of the Sober October week. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll watch it. We'll watch it. We can watch it. It's up.

It's up. Let's watch Burt. Up next. Up next? Mm-hmm. Up next! We should get a little sound effect for up next like that or something like that. Bert Traylor's The Machine. I love the story of The Machine.

I can hear this countless times. When I go to Bert Kreischer concerts, I go, The Machine! And then he does it. It's wonderful. It's this story. Of course, Graybar has a neck tattoo. That I don't actually know. I've never had the guts to sit through this machine.

I've heard about it my whole life. Oh, Bert the machine, the machine. His life was based... Who gets a tattoo, by the way? I got friends who are tatted out. I never got it. Odd. The worst thing is a chick with tattoos.

The worst thing is a porn chick with tattoos. Be his lies. And there's something about Bert Kreischer. He sounds like that friend that you have that's really annoying, that constantly makes up stories and adds additions to them as he watches your face to see, you know, he's like a cold reader. He'll learn that from Ethan Klein. But Burt kind of just watches your eyes, and wherever your eyes are going,

he manipulates the story to where you want to go. And he's had some great success with that over the years, but he's also probably the biggest liar in the world that's gotten away with so many lies and everyone's kind of okay with it. He released this trailer for this bit of his called

The Machine, but they've picked it up. They're going to make a movie. It's being held back because of Russian. I think it's coming out now. Something's going on with russia so here is bert's trailer and i know you've seen this already i've watched it about seven or eight times already to be honest it's on vimeo which i love them yo so i guess we're probably not gonna enjoy the movie because of your new rule i don't think so this trailer leaves me with very little to know and it's already been ruined for me you know i've already known enough about this movie i would say you know there's some movies you're not going to be able to not ruin like the machine i mean we know too much about this machine this bird now i am not a fan of like funny things from Russia. I'll say that. To me,

nothing about anything Russia is ever funny. What about NoHo Hank? Who's NoHo Hank? He's from Russia. See, but he's not really Russian. He can't be Russian. And I don't like

Barry. I've never seen that show. She watches Barry while I sleep. I don't like Barry I've never seen that show she watches Barry while I sleep I don't know no ho Hank I seen him around sure every time I wake up it's damn no ho Hank on the screen I go what's this what's his story oh and then I'm engaged I don't even know what he's doing back in the day when nobody's Twitch people was put you'd just type in the name of a song, and it would play in their chat. You used to go around and type in the house next door to me.

I had a video about it, one great video of, they were like, oh! Back then I was still saying to them, say in the chat saying you requested a song the house next door to me and they'd be dancing with their two live viewers the house next door to me

and then once it went to soldin niggers they'll go oh wait hold on and have to shut down the stream that was a funny bit I got to do. Putting Uzis at a guy, I'd say, probably about 14 or 15 different...

The Gemstones had a scene where they're, like, gunning them down. Motorcycle guys will drive up to your car and they start shooting you with an Uzi, right? Derry, how's this scene? I woke up one night and it's this crazy motorcycle scene where Barry, I believe, is being bothered by these men with motorcycle masks and they're shooting. Well, anyway, this is an extremely dangerous scene to keep putting into shows. And I'll tell you why.

These killers in these shows, maybe you could find the scene, Barry motorcycle scene. Maybe this is why it might help people. These killers in these shows on motorcycles that they're showing everywhere look identical to regular people riding motorcycles. Uh-oh. What does this mean? Well, I take life very seriously. And I am always ready to draw. I've had enough threats.

I might just finish conspiracy social club. Because I don't know what the fuck Graybar is babbling about. Unrealistic. I'll do a diagonal of a gun. One facing the ground. One facing the air. To see if it scares anybody. And then I learned this is what you got to do anytime you pull a gun on a person. Well, I'm not going to show you. I don't want to spoil the surprise. Here's this scene from Barry. I'll show you and I'll tell you why this

really is dangerous to show on TV. Here it is. And they really shot this well. There you go. Barry. Barry. Oh, shit. Damn it. This is a well-shot scene. I'll tell you, this scene,

I went out, I bought a GoPro and a mount because of this scene. But it's all pixelated this thing sucks this thing looks like the iphone one camera wise how is gopro getting away what i bought this thing seven hundred dollars it's uh it looks like snapchat spectacles quality it's like the widest lens you could ever want. It will make a mountain look like a zit at the end of the road.

So I don't know why you would want that. They need to make a wide angle lens that makes everything look cooler. And I look at the footage and it's all pixelated. How is GoPro in business? The iPhone looks 100 times better than GoPro. I mean, this will never be used.

And never returned. So I see this scene. And I run out, I buy a GoPro. But let me show you more of this scene. And then I'll tell you why this is very dangerous to be on television. And this is not a joke. Nothing is ever a joke in the world. Look at this beautifully shot scene.

You gotta see it. They really put you in the moment here with this. Shooting! Look! Look at that. Oh, I love that. It's like a video game.

What a scene from Barry. You gotta love this. this guy's running down the highway doesn't he eventually get into some trouble with some motorcycle guys here oh god damn it okay so there's all these scenes with this motorcycle stuff right and all the guys that might have not even been the example. You know, they just look like that on the street. So I happen to be in my car the other day. And all of a sudden, out of my rearview mirror, I'm driving. I look out of my rearview mirror.

I see a motorcycle speeding up on me and then quickly turning to the side. And he pulls upside and he starts even and out with me. And I'm looking at this guy and he looks just like these motorcycle shooters. So without thinking about anything else, I decided this was a shooter. And let's just say I slammed on the gas and drove crazy recklessly for about five minutes through the whole town. The whole time at the end, Jules didn't even know what I was driving away from. So I had to start. I go, this crazy motorcycle kill. And she goes, it was just a guy on a motorcycle.

Like he legit did not and now thinking back he didn't do anything but when he pulled up beside of me it literally just reminded me all these movies i've been seeing and i instantly thought that guy was gonna take out a gun and start shooting so i just started going over medians and making left turns you know oh my god is red bar just babbling at this point it seems like he's just babbling his name is gray bar i said to jules I to be fair I thought he was

I understand how it makes no sense now but I thought he was one of those killers alright we have a chat continue watching this or

um the rest of Conspiracy Social Club with Brian Carroll and Sam Tripoli there was only 20 minutes left in that I didn't get to it last night

and you know what uh There was only 20 minutes left in that. I didn't get to it last night. And you know what? Why did I ask you as if I listened to you and anything else? We'll get back to Red Bar. Don't worry about it. Nasty rumor out there. Hey, I don't need you looking at me with a blank look.

Go blink when you look at me. Dylan's just staring at me with eyes that aren't blinking. Are you talking about Mike? Pelosi? Oh, no. I thought you were talking about Big Mike. Oh, yeah, dude. Big Mike, bro.

No, I'm talking about... You know he's talking about Big Mike, right? No. Michelle Obama's fat dick. That's what the you know Sam Tripoli's girlfriend is this 70 year old woman he takes advantage of I'm not gonna even get into that I'm talking about there's a rumor out there that the Pelosi situation where whatever his name is Pelosi was actually he was actually in the house with a man he was having sex with yes now that's a heinous rumor okay for

which there's zero fucking evidence okay and I want to know if that's something that you actually are 100 that rumor is something that you remember that 100 sam you have zero proof uh outside of two men in their underwear hanging out together at 2 30 in the morning affidavit says nothing about so brian what you believe is that a dude broke into basically a fortress. A fortress. I saw the video. Brian. I saw the pictures.

Brian, you can find people go, I was in litigation with the Pelosi's. Their estate is Fort Knox. They don't have an estate in San Francisco. This was in San Francisco. Look at the house. Bring up the pictures. And by the way, what is this thing that Kanye West posted a picture of Kyrie Irving? Oh, sorry.

I've got to get that down. It was just humorous to me because Kyrie posted that insane shit from that guy who wrote that book, Hebrews to Negroes, about how Satan is responsible for all the ills that has ever plagued black people. And then Kanye West said there's some real ones out there still talking about Kyrie. Okay, wait, wait, wait. By the way, this will be Kyrie's last season in the NBA. He won't get signed by anybody. Really?

Oh, yeah. Is Kyrie good, by the way? He's out. And I don't know. Is he giving up a good career? I mean, like, the things that he does causes chaos to his thing, whether you believe in his causes or not the team well i mean he's right about the vaccines and he got in trouble for that jerry go and he put

this book out let me let me see the uh let me see what it says we're gonna get back to what i just said about what gay people keepers wake up black america anything touches on subjects can you make a little bigger? Too controversial. The book will expose the truths that have been hidden by the powers that be in America. Oh, I see. Since the European and Arab slave traders stepped foot into Africa, blacks have been told lies

about their heritage. This was all by Satan's design, for he is the father of lies. Keep going. Does he bring the father of lies. Ah, keep going. Does he bring the Jews into this? There is an old stereotypical expression that says, that says, if you want to hide something from a black person, put it in a book. Well, this is the book that all black people must read.

Since biblical times, there have been strategic satanic agenda to destroy god's chosen people interesting this agenda still exists today and it's carried out by a man in of many forms satan knows who god's chosen people are but for centuries we have been blind to this knowledge even though it's been right in front of our face after many years of research the time has finally come for all black people to know the truth. Inside Hebrews to Negroes, you will find the answers

to all the burning questions you have wanted to ask your parents, teachers, and pastors for years. It has been said that the mind has a strong drive to correct itself over a period of time

if it can touch some substantial original historical base about itself. This time period is ending and truth is being exposed. Is this signs of the end of times? The Bible says in the last days that knowledge

will increase. It also says in the last days saith God, I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh. And your sons, I mean, dude, this guy's a little crazy, huh? They're all crazy. Listen, I push back again. I'm not going to be reading that book.

I won't be reading that book. Maybe I could have him on my podcast and fucking ask him some questions like, hey, what the fuck are you talking about? Anyway, let's go back to Pelosi. I need you to kind of admit that you are spreading Pelosi's lies. Okay, so when he goes, oh, this is my friend Dan.

I don't know that he said that. Okay, Brian. I can't reach the bell. Brian, I can't reach it. Will you push it closer to me so I can ring it? Nigga, I was in jail.

I read more books than you can comprehend. I was in jail for a year. I literally read more books than you can comprehend on reading. Spreading this rumor. So now two of your friends. I'm very interested in this, but I want to know why you think and where you're getting your information from. Well, Shop brought something up that I didn't even know,

in that when Paul got in his DUI crash, two bags. Yeah, I looked at the pictures. Doesn't look like that's the case. Oh, really, Brian? Tell me about your forensics. Well, I saw the pictures. Let I looked at the pictures. Doesn't look like that's the case. Oh, really, Brian? Tell me about your forensics. Well, I saw the pictures. Let's look at the pictures. Bring up the Pelosi house that got broken into.

You're doing a terrible job, you. I think he's crushing it. Dylan's doing a terrible job. I thought he got a new computer. That's only for editing. Dylan, you're doing great. I'm giving you fucking props for keeping this show together

thanks Sam I agree with Brian though I am not doing a good job with visual cues dude this show is literally weekend at Bernie's and we're just carrying this fucking guy through this episode right now we're carrying him hey what the fuck

he's in a lobotomized state all the time because he's constantly just in this place where he's just... Bro! Bring up pictures about Pelosi, you fuck. Stop stalling for time. I'm trying to find information on

whether the guy's gay, whether he was a prostitute. I'm not for the streets. He's totally. But the streets belong to me. There's nothing. Dude, he was a homeless guy doing drugs with an 82-year-old, and they were playing with hammers. He broke into the house. There are a lot of the streets.

He didn't break into the house, Brian. He didn't break into the house. He did, though. No, he didn't, Brian. Watch this. Look at the house. He didn't break into the house, Brian. He didn't break into the house. He did, though. No, he didn't, Brian. Watch this. Look at the house. Okay. Is that the house?

No. Doesn't look like much of a fortress there, buddy. What are you talking about? That looks exactly like a fortress. Yeah, but Sam, you can walk right up to the house and break windows. That's not the house. It is the house. No, it's not. No, that and break windows. That's not the house. It is the house. No, it's not.

No, that is the house. That's not the Pelosi. Sam, it's one of their houses. That was where the attack occurred. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

It's actually a picture of the window that's broken. The FBI faked the thing against the Michigan governor during election time these states niggas were trying to like

do something against the governor of Michigan during election time you get votes for

that's the problem I don't know what I'm saying oh that's the problem and the glass is outside you fucking now i know everybody keeps saying that but the glass is also

on the inside of the house okay it's it's on the outside at the end of the day you are just you're peddling brian brian you're just like that guy who wrote hebrewses. Oh, really? It's really dangerous what you're doing, actually. Yeah, it is. You're a dangerous person. Brian, this guy was having gay hammer sex, okay? That's what they were doing. The one thing I did read is that when they came in, both had hammers.

Yeah, they were both holding hammers. And one guy was holding onto him, and he was like... By the way, Brian, who is the third guy in the room that lets them in? Okay. Apparently that's, that's a lie. There was no,

Oh, there's no third guy. No. Okay. Brian. So how'd they get in? Well, he broke the window with a head.

Yeah. Brian. And why won't they release the footage? I'm probably under investigation. Oh really? They won't give the police the footage, the people doing the investigation, Brian. I don't know if that's true. See, there's a lot of give the police the footage, the people doing the investigation, Brian.

I don't know if that's true. See, there's a lot of people. You're saying a lot of words. You're saying a lot of words, but we... It sounds totally sad. It's probably bullshit. It sounds totally aggressive. Dylan can't find, apparently, anything on that computer.

Just saying. Hey, hey, hey! can't find apparently anything on that computer. Dude. Just saying. Hey! You can't do that when I criticize. You went to a deeper level. You can't do that when I criticize. You can't do that when I criticize your shitty searching technique.

Brian. You can't just go, oh, I'm going to fucking distract. Brian. Brian. He was having gay hammer sex. Sam, you are being defamatory. I'm going to fucking distract. Brian. Brian. He was having gay hammer sex. Sam, you are being defamatory. I'm not, Brian.

Look at this, Brian. When the world's richest man, man owner of this, he's not richest, but he's very sighted in self-traffic and conspiracy theories. Days after claiming to advertise today, he's going to be a responsible leader. All I can say is I'm not overreacting. I'm not overreacting by expressing my concern. There's a tiny possibility there might...

Yeah, well that was a response to Hillary Clinton's dog shit. Right? So Hillary's like, a right-wing extremist attacked the Speaker of the House's husband. And he's like, I think there's more to this

story. Which even Brian, you, with your head, deep up your ass, will agree there might be more to this story. Who SMO observed? SM observed? Well, click on that because he's responding to Hillary Clinton shit. Yeah, he is. But the tweet's been deleted, so it's tough to get to.

Just give me one second, please. I'm sorry, bro bro I'm fucking sorry hey by the way will you look up Sam Tripoli the biggest grifter in piece of shit in real life you'll ever experience Sam

Tripoli is an unfunny failed comic piece of shit. So, um, yeah, you were just on Rogan, and you got nothing off of it.

And, uh, all that other bullshit. We have a baby mama who you will not allow because you hooked up with a 70 year old chick. That's in the California. You're not in your kids lives. Your 70 year old baby mom is going to die in four years of old age isn't it? You're on the road. You're not in your kid's lives. It's good the fucking kid's to the chick.

What are you doing? We're out of custody. I get it she wants to move back to her state Rhode Island or whatever it is. It doesn't have to be me minding the thing. You're holding temporary power by the way. The second 80 year old girlfriend dies and soon you're going to be going to that power. You make no real money. You're not in the kids lives because you're on the fucking road. What are you doing? Give the fucking kids to the baby mama.

The one that birthed the fucking kids. Give it to her. She'll do alright. She is doing alright. Just do that. Oh, but he's being a faggot asshole. Right now, he has custody over those kids, unfortunately. Him and his idiot girlfriend.

Yes, they do. He has custody over his fucking kids Living in California by the way He's on the road and fucking He doesn't chill with his kids or anything He sees them once a week If that They really chill Now he goes on the road again. And his girlfriend is an

80-year-old person he takes a man in job. Just give him to the baby mama. Just don't be a piece of shit, Sam, and let the woman who had the twins have custody. The only decent thing you could do. Now, she's ultimately going to get custody, too. She's ultimately going to get it. When his idiot girlfriend dies and then they get it and then you aren't rogan you got no growth all right it's over on that aspect so what are you hanging on for uh uh elon musk a halloween outfit and we'll see why i think he's the antichrist

grifting conspiracy theories you so didn't make it in comedy i don't believe in a flat earth but i won't say i don't believe in it though somebody send me two bucks out of nowhere some nut job. Ugh, you suck. Get the fucking kids and their mom who will treat them right. Why do you always wear

top siders? And now I'm going to just talk about those kids. I don't even know what top siders? And now I'm going to have to talk about those kids. I don't even know what top siders are. Stupid shoes you wear. I'm too scared. I love Jesse on fire while I'm on. I love to talk to Jesse on fire.

Me and Jesse on fire are friends. I'm scared to talk about him. What? Great, bro like you expose your your your hooks i don't i don't want to get i it's not mine you're told yes you know like andy dufresne i would have said send a letter every week don't lie to me. I do. You got a son, too. Sam Tripoli is such a pussy. And when I walk around. Fucking liar.

I just think it's inappropriate to show your toes to people on a show. Okay. Here we go. It's cured my feet. Here we go. Right? Right? Alva Tripoli was drunk again in a dispute.

So who wrote this? Stan Green. The Santa Monica Observer. Sounds really... Independent journalism. These papers are going away, and we need them to stay because they write truth. Yes. No, I think I made it to purple as a kid in Kempo.

And then purple, we ran out of money. Thank you, dude. Stan, he doesn't know who the male is, but he had a kid who advised by his name, David. I was in karate. And purple ran out of money. He knew his name And he was his friend Brian

I'm hoping that this was true I wanted it to be true You want what to be true? That gay hammer sex? Yeah I love a scandal Brian But I just don't think it is So what do you think happened?

So Brian it is of your belief That a man broke into a fortress Right? Let's just do that. And that the guy in the house happened to have the same outfit that the guy breaking into the house was wearing. They both showed up in underwear, randomly. It is my belief that in the early morning,

a maniac who had been posting a whole bunch of QAnon stuff. Not true, Brian. Not true. He's not a fucking QAnon guy. No, you're lying, Brian. Schizophrenic. Nope, that's not what happened, Brian. He is not QAnon.

He's like a vegan. He was. No, Brian, not true. He was far left and he was far right. Not true. He's a schizophrenic. Thank you, Brian. He's clearly a schizophrenic.

Not true. He took a hammer, broke the windows of a house, not a fortress, got in there, grabbed him, said, I'm going to tie you up. Where's Nancy? We're going to wait for her. And then when the cops busted in, he started bashing Paul Pelosi on the head with a hammer. That's what I think happened.

Occam's razor would suggest that that's probably what happened. Another Pelosi story. I don't know. We're not sure who's a grifter now. Yes. Now, Sam is saying... I don't believe in Occam's razor. I think Occam's razor would go fuck itself.

But, Sam, the problem with these rumors is that there's just no evidence. Is there? Oh my god. Right? What? There's no evidence. Of what? Of gay sex. Dude, two dudes in underwear hanging out. What are you talking about, Brian? We don't know that this guy was in underwear because I didn't read that. Yeah!

Find out where. Brian, they're both in underwear! Look up the police report. Look up the police report. Brian, why won't they give the..., they're both in underwear. Look up the police report. Look up the police report. Brian, why won't they give the... If they're so concerned about attack, why won't they give the cops the footage? Well, I don't know if that's true.

They may have given them the footage. No, Brian, they won't give them the footage. Who told you that? You're saying that again. The cops have body cameras. You are a rumor. I'm not a rumor, man. But you are because you just said something.

I am not, Brian. When I asked you, you looked at me like, well, I'm just saying. I got to be honest with you. I'm starting to realize you're a little different than I thought. You might be a real homophobe. The fact that you're upset that these guys are having hot gay sex and it upsets you,

it pisses me off. Anybody you politically dislike, including me. I can't believe that you don't want to believe in Big Mike's Big Gay Hammer and you don't want to believe that the Speaker of the House gay... Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. hmm um I don't know I don't know what is it

Redwater or something I don't know I don't know I don't know Redwater or something the luxuries of which he has no business to be a part of okay and it really describes tim's character

you know he does the same thing with people he likes to only work with luxurious people such as louis j gomez and dave smith why can't he splurge on a luxury outfit every now and then that is the big question if tim is so luxury why does he dress like this? I mean, I look more luxury than him right now. I've always looked more luxury. But I mean, you have to pick your hobbies. And he could look luxury. There's a way to make Tim look luxury. He picks the worst outfits.

He could wear a nice sweater. But today, what you're going to hear about Tim is very what happened to Nancy Pelosi's husband. What if I find out Nancy Pelosi's husband was hit over the head with a hammer and I had to end the show because I was crying? Would you guys be mad? But you have to pick. You are not the type of guy who's going to wear a big, fancy outfit.

I wear Jesus Farmer's 19 bucks kiddo Chevy Chase. This is an XS. Your hobby based on what kind of outfit you're willing to wear. Don't you think? And if you're going to pick hotel lobbies as your hobby He could be dressed like the White Lotus.

He could have a really cool White Lotus-y outfit where it's cool. You know like a really expensive hat. He's got some luxury boat wear. He's into luxury. And we're going to show you some of his luxuries. And what's funny is he has desires in which he can't, you know, and this goes back to

a gay man's thing. Now, I don't like to generalize about people, but the gay men have a lot of unexplained questions still floating out there. And desire, whether it's for a man or a woman, my whole problem with the gay community when they first came out was their desire. And that the whole world needed to be part of their desire. Desire to me is a bonus. Desire is dessert. Desire is a cat on the weekends. Desire is dessert.

Desire is... You get it? Desire shouldn't be what you are. And for a long time, gay people, they're like, my desires define who i am red bar gray bar doing jokes tim dylan is not gay he is asexual he's not gay I've heard stories about Tim Dillon working out in hotel rooms

you ever heard no stories about Tim Dillon fucking a dude or getting fucked by a dude Tim Dillon is not gay he's just asexual

it's odd I. He's just asexual. It's odd. I know it's odd, but it does exist. He's not gay. Tend on to the fuck dude, or get a fuck away dude, or suck dick. Or get his dick sucked. He's an asexual dude. They cover that with the onions. They disguise it with that kraut.

And they give it to Tim. I'm just eating a regular dog. It's fucking shit. The desires is what I have a problem with You wanna be gay They used to have a great saying A great wholesome saying You wanna be gay

Well just stay the fuck away from me Now that was not Can we just get back to that Asexual dudes Think they're gay Cause I'm not into pussies and must be gay. But you're not into fucking dudes either. You're not gay.

You're into sex. The desires of Tim don't stop. Now, I don't know if it's nature because you go over that error in time where you don't need to be into it. Blue true, dude dog, dude wipes. And that's where I find my suspicions in his little life, okay?

The videos that he films at the Hamptons, the 16 millimeter video of him from the 50s that you see and you go, how is he the same age? Disturbing stuff. Tim Dillon's life on film is like a Lana Del Rey music video. Seriously. It's very...

They're setting off. And you're going to learn about another offity from Tim Dillon today that is just... in a pocket. Tim Dillon, Tim Dillon's never sucked a dude's dick. You know, you're not fucking, Tim Dillon's not gay.

He's Tim Dillon. He's asexual. Another homo! I'm just kidding tim i'm kidding that's nuts and i know there are people out like that and i'm duck whistling to them and i shouldn't be doing that and that's not what this is this is an agonizing look at the people who would act like that through comedy the lens of comedy. Let me show you this. This is eight minutes in. And remember, this is something's burning.

They're making poutine. And depending on the guests, they kind of make what they think the guest's personality is. You know, Bobby Lee was on, so they made a ting-tong-tang fucking goon-chee, kum-chee. And they try to tailor it to the guest. So Tim's on it, and it's like, how do you tailor it to him?

What do you get him? A triple cheeseburger from Vendy's? No, no, no. For God's sakes. No, no, no. Tim likes the finer things. I found this part to be interesting. Listen closely.

Judging by her past boyfriends, they're all gay. So the three men with photos of cobers if they have cocks on their phone they want to bang it's echoey it's like a tana story time from the 80s it's echoey let the echoes go away i know compared to my beautiful echo free universe i've created an echo free environment so that i could only hear my own bubbles. So don't mind that and listen very carefully because it's going to be like echoey and they're talking over each other. Listen to Tim. The only two gay men in here are me and Tim.

Whitney is such a competent, tough bitch. I think I would have been gay if I knew it was cool when I was younger. Let's unpack that. Also, what are we making for food? What are we making for food? What are we making for food? This is something's burning Right? Also can I bring one thing up We had a little argument about Does anyone else think that Whitney looks hot

Oh god You don't understand what we're looking for In these pictures Like don't you think she looks like She's classified a little bit in this episode I understand what you're talking about Here's what you don't understand thing in common and that is we can see through makeup And, uh, what the hell is this? There already is an interview with an auditor in jail.

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