The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub gets trashed a reaction and joe budden/ bonus mersh

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

Brendan  vs helwani, joe budden pontificates and mersh trashes yewneek!  ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Gonna win, yeah, we're taking over everyone Gonna win, yeah, we're Gonna win,, yeah we're Go now we on, yeah we're Go now we on, yeah we're Go now we on, yeah we're Go now we on, yeah we're Gonna win, yeah we're Gonna win, yeah we're Gonna win, yeah we're Come on!
Starting point is 00:02:18 What now? We run through your eyes Don't know where and yet we're Don't know where and yet we're Takin' over Gonna win, yeah, we're taking over Come on! I know we've been through the heart I'm sorry. If you can name it, there's a guy who's fucked it. Oh, yeah. Blenders. Guys that fuck blenders. Guy fucking a snake. Yeah, I know, right?
Starting point is 00:04:01 Guy that fuck tables. The snake pussy. Chairs. He's got a big anaconda. There was a problem there. Fix it. Fix it. Okay, I'm sorry I even said it.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I'm sorry I said it. What is good? Welcome to the live stream. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. You donate by hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat. What's good? What's up? What's poppin'? How was your day today? Of course, insane amount of dubs on Warzone. This chilled mainly. I didn't really do shit today. Just made that one video, and oh boy, there's updates. I'm telling you right now, I can see it coming. Maybe as soon as, when's the next The Fighter and the Kid drop, but, uh,
Starting point is 00:05:09 Podcast War incoming, oh, trust me, we're gonna go over that, new developments, and my backup channel is just gonna, like, turn into all fucking ariel hawaii versus brendan job content but uh that's why like i didn't even drop another video on it because i do like to switch up my videos so i figured i'd just cover all the new shit that happened today just during the live stream des for Prez, boo, I'll vote for anyone but Desiree, I'd vote for Biden over Desiree, I love that, I think he's more mentally competent at this point, but, first But First I wanted to check out this Logan Paul video Because the story on this is insane. Have you seen this yet? They're they got like 3 million views I wanted to check this out real quick
Starting point is 00:06:18 Then we'll get to the Brendan Chobb thing then the Joe Budden thing let's check out this video I quit my job no way I'm sorry I'm sorry I just talked to Logan Paul I mean like he was just being nice and I get it media whatever yes be nice before I approached him he was bragging about making three million dollars I make $100,000 a year. I'm 22. I do make $100,000. That's cool. And I want to...
Starting point is 00:06:50 I bet you $100,000 working for his dad. I want to act. I want to do these things. I'm having a breakdown right now. Oh, I'm sitting in the cast I don't even know what to do This guy looks like somebody Who does he look like? Sorry, but all white people look alike to me
Starting point is 00:07:16 I come up here by myself I do have family, but We're not the closest You know who he kind of looks like? Ah, I haven't watched a show in so long better looking though who's the kid on shameless and I don't have really close friends you know there's millions people trying to do what I'm sorry, I just... Did you print the ticket and stuff?
Starting point is 00:08:06 No, I just needed to talk to you. Really, I'm trying to talk to your brother. I'm trying to talk about business, trying to talk about trying to get a job. Like, I want to do media. I've been trying to get... What are you good at? I was having dances. I did like that.
Starting point is 00:08:19 What's your ticket? I did that video, you know, like going like that. Oh, so you really got what it takes. Yeah, I don't. I don't. Then why would I give you a job? I need a mentor. Then why would I do that video, you know, like going like that. Oh, so you really got what it takes. I don't. I don't. Then why would I give you a job? Then why would I do that? I want to be, I want to be like.
Starting point is 00:08:31 He said, what are you good at? And he said, you got what it takes. And you go, no, I don't. You're asking for a job. I'm 22 years old. I'm just trying. I can't be a mentor right now. Right?
Starting point is 00:08:42 In my life, I'm going to fuck up myself. I need a mentor. You know what I'm saying? Like, I need to work for you. Do you have connections and you need people to be around you? No, I don't have connections and people around. I can't be a mentor right now, right? In my life, I'm going to fuck up myself. I need a mentor. You know what I'm saying? Like, I need to work at work for you. He connections and you need people to be around you, right? No, I don't have connections and people around. I have Jake. That's it.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Do you have a brother? Do you have people? Friends? I don't. Friends? You got friends. You got amigos. I don't.
Starting point is 00:08:54 You don't have friends? I don't. I swear to God. I'm here by myself. I'm here by myself. Where are you from? I'm from Norfolk. You're a good looking guy, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:01 You have friends, bro. You're fucking lying. You have friends. Go make content. Do stuff with your friends. I'm glad you quit your job. It takes balls to do that, bro. You have friends, bro. You're fucking lying. You have friends. Go make content. Do stuff with your friends. I'm glad you quit your job. It takes balls to do that, bro. But like now you gotta act.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Try to make a stuff. How fucking weird are people? What's that dude's name from Shameless? The main character of Kangaroo Jack? He didn't look like Jim Brewer, I don't think he looks anything like Brewer, who's the guy on Shameless, not the gay redhead kid,
Starting point is 00:09:34 no other brother, Josh Denny owes Mark Summers of Double Dare money? Does he? Why? Okay, so, enough of that. This Brendan Schaub, Ariel Helwani thing. So, um, Ariel Helwani, the fighter in the kids subreddit is covering all this, uh, went on Pat McAfee's show, right? Yeah, Lip. That nigga looked like Lip from Shameless.
Starting point is 00:10:26 And, uh, decided to talk about Brendan Schaub again. So let's go ahead and check this out. Because there is a response from Brendan Schaub. Well, Brendan Schaub's camp. And if I'm being honest, I've been sitting back for the past 18 months, and I've seen a lot of people take shots at Hiyawani. And if I'm being honest, I was told time and again not to punch back. Well, guess what? I'm punching back.
Starting point is 00:11:02 And I'm not sitting back and letting anyone talk shit about me anymore because I'm tired of it. And especially look, like I said yesterday, you could talk smack about me being a bad journalist, a bad personality, a bad reporter, about hosts, about this, about that, but don't lie about me anymore. I'm not going to take the lies. So yesterday I spoke about an individual named Brendan Schaub who was lying constantly about me. And it's kind of funny. I put out a little back signal on Twitter the night before that some people on Reddit, shout out to those people, knew what I was talking about. And all of a sudden I get a text. I get an apology. And I said to Brendan, who I've never had an issue with, despite all the shots, I said, cool.
Starting point is 00:11:46 If you're going to apologize to me privately, I hope you're also going to do so publicly because that's where this started. You smeared my name publicly and lied about me publicly and said I was a bad teammate and a bad colleague publicly. And you said that you got the job first from Showtime and I only got it because you turned it down publicly. So I want you to go on your public little show and I want you to apologize to me. And so once he does... Here's the crazy thing. As much
Starting point is 00:12:14 of a fucking liar Brendan Schaub is, I kind of do believe that. Because they had him do the last one. And I do believe that Brendan Schaub is so trying to launch this fight companion thing he said I can't do both and I want to do launch my fight companion podcast because you're gonna remember Brendan does have that relationship with Showtime he's
Starting point is 00:12:39 shooting a new special god is that gonna be awful for Show show time but i do believe i do believe brendan was offered to do that jake paul fight gig and turned it down because he wanted to do the fight companion thing i'm probably 60 40 on it but all the other shit he's talking about, he's probably right. I only know about this one instance. Beef will be squashed. Until he does, we'll see what happens. We'll see what I choose to do. Okay, well, there's a lot that just happened there. First of all, congratulations on finding your voice.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Hell yeah. We are happy because every time you came on this show, you were... All right, so you went on Pat McCffrey and aired out brendan chop so then after that and i 100 believe this was okayed by brendan job because this person in brendan jobs camp wouldn't just come out with this. That little fucking intern on Brendan Schaub's The Fighter and the Kid podcast
Starting point is 00:13:51 put out on Instagram Imagine being a grown ass man with wife and kids going to a Reddit page and act like a bunch of unemployed 30 year olds on your Twitter and your show just because someone told the truth about you. LOL.
Starting point is 00:14:13 That's the little, um, the shrimp. The little, uh, if you notice, the fighter and the kid when they pan the chin in a cat. Um, there's a white dude sitting there now. That's him. and a kid when they panned the chin and a cat. There's a white dude sitting there now. That's him. Do you think he just had the balls to put that on his own? Or do you not think he was encouraged and that was the mood
Starting point is 00:14:38 on the set? You heard they offered him a fight commentator contract so my thought is um fucking podcast war incoming no not uh cat by the way um i almost put this in the title i think i ended her podcast um because uh the last podcast she did was the one I did the video about that's right now over a quarter of a million views and uh I think since she called out Rogan she she's not podcasting anymore since my video reaction video about it got so much views she hasn't posted in over a month I think I think that podcast is done because of my reaction video too and it was such a negative
Starting point is 00:15:46 backlash publicly and probably behind the scenes because she called out fucking Rogan their god so what happened to my tool oh you're talking to BP I got dead so I completely believe podcast war imminent obviously that fucking dude wouldn't have put that out good dude do we really believe on the next a fighter and the kid brendan chobb
Starting point is 00:16:25 is going to apologize to this dude no and obviously and like i said that was sent after the pat mcafree shit so um podcast war incoming i believe In Spanish, my name is Junique. Well, Spanish is a silly language, so. He sent, well, his, what, he sent him a text apology, then that dude, Ariel, made it public that he sent him a text apology, and is now demanding he publicly apologizes, I guarantee you, Shab, if he says anything, which he might, doubles down and be like, yo, dog, you were totally blog buzzing on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:17:31 They offered it me, boppa. That was my gig. I guarantee you. We might be going into podcast war. I despise that weasel, Ariel,
Starting point is 00:17:51 but the enemy, my enemy, why do you despise him? Rewrench Beefy. Done. I have that power, by the way. If you donate $25 via Streamlabs, you become an instant moderator and have power. Over all the normies and tourists in the chat. I spit on them.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And you get to spit on them too. Shlube is redacted. Oh, the inside joke's going on. It's hilarious. But yeah, that's escalating very quickly. I did not expect that fucking Instagram post from that intern there, who obviously just went to do it on his own, had permission to.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Is there a schedule for the fighter and the kid? Or did they just drop randomly? How do we know that's the real beefy? We don't know! And we don't care. Want to see a real... Oh oh I'll show you a funny picture speaking of a war
Starting point is 00:19:09 wait hold on so by the way has um revenge and assist Mershen Royce have they told their audience that they got vaccinated, by the way? I'm not anti-vax or anything.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I don't know what their position is on the vax, but they did get vaccinated. Did they tell their audience that? Because I know they switched from, you know, we like Trump, we hate Trump, we like Republicans, we hate Republicans, we like lefties, we are lefties. But, um... There's a... So, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:19:59 They're in Vegas, right? Tell Des to stop muting people in chat and cucking content or nobody donate more than a $1 she's meeting people well no one did my a discord can you mute in a live There we go, Jason Klein. Diego Sanchez. First of all, I hate both their shows. Oh, 2Master, what was that thing you put on my Discord about stuttering John? I don't know the context of what you posted oh yeah of course they got the jab what are you talking about they they flew to vegas and
Starting point is 00:20:54 they're walking around in hotels that have um in casinos that have mandates oh they got the Vax which is fine I just don't know their position on it but uh yeah so uh this picture oh wait where is the other one um um i didn't realize i'm gonna live my life. Mersh was this... Like, we knew he was fat, right? But this is next level
Starting point is 00:21:52 fat ass fat motherfucker. Like, god damn. Alright. This is Mersh in the Vegas hotel. First of all, what is he wearing? What is he wearing? Is this like a Moo Moo?
Starting point is 00:22:43 He looks like Homer Simpson in the episode remember when Homer figured out if he gained enough weight he can get on workman's comp he looks like he's wearing a fucking muumuu how fat
Starting point is 00:23:01 is he wearing a muumuu? This is how fat Mersh is? Someone played a clip of him discussing his weight. This nigga's at like almost 300 pounds. he's turned into Grimace, it's all, it hasn't hit the face, which is very bizarre to be almost 300 pounds and it doesn't hit the face, I guess. That's also odd. And he's in Vegas. Well, no, bitches. But yeah, they did get vaxxed I don't know if they're
Starting point is 00:24:08 For or against it but They did get it I wonder if they told the audience that Ariel is the Sam Roberts Of the MMA world Oh But what popular radio show was he on? That's some off-the-strip trash.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Honestly, I've been in way nicer hotel rooms than this. Of course he got the smoking room. First of all, if you're in a hotel that even offers a smoking room, I'm fucking shocked. But, alright.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Alright, uh, I want to get into this, uh, uh, Joe Budden thing. What's up? Latest Patreon episode. Oh, my God. Hey, Des. Sup? Latest Patreon episode.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Oh, my God. Hey, Des. Go take care of your kids since Kyle won't do it in Scram. Nobody wants you in chat. Go do some dumb TikTok videos. Or continue your studies for your retarded junior college. Manatee woman. He's streaming from a strip club a Vegas strip club why would they even allow a streaming where's the outside being fat lonely it's fat and lonely a 40 year old fat lonely white guy in Vegas creeps out
Starting point is 00:25:53 every chick but unlike other 40 old white guys there he has no real money because he has to rely on donations enough to afford a one-bedroom in Florida but I mean but yeah I want to check out this Joe Budden thing Joe gets extremely passive aggressive and to be honest with you I don't know how much longer this relationship with his new co-host
Starting point is 00:26:32 is going to last I have like two Instagrams because I keep getting phones and have to make a new thing I don't do any I only have an Instagram or multiple Instagrams on whatever device I'm using just to follow content on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I don't post or anything on there. So don't follow me on there. I'll never post anything. He's working out. Is he? He's working out a grift. But let's check this out alright we out of y'all
Starting point is 00:27:08 what y'all wanna talk about man we talking about whatever y'all want anything y'all want Patroni's heard you loud and clear I ran my mouth a little too much last time I'm here to lean on my crew lean on the guys I'm shutting up here to just take it in and learn
Starting point is 00:27:23 alright so what was you telling us about China? China has announced a three-hour weekly video game limit for children. And it's their... I've said it before, but this nigga's lips look like... The way he gets his lineup
Starting point is 00:27:39 done, it looks like the bat signal. Tempt to... By the way, Joe gets so passive-aggressive he just walked off by the way any oh it continues attempt to battle gaming addiction so what they said is those under the age of 18 will only be allowed to play video games from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday in public holidays. Oh, wait, three hours per week? Yeah. So it's an hour a day.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You say never. China can do that. Never. That would be really, really hard. Damn, you got... All that shit is hooked up to the internet.
Starting point is 00:28:21 It probably isn't hard. China owns all of that. I mean, fam, you're talking about three hours out of seven days, right? I think it's going to have a negative effect. Because China's responsible for a lot of the
Starting point is 00:28:40 gaming systems, cartridges, well, I don't know, they don't call it cartridges no more, but the games, period, right? I don't know what y'all call it. You're responsible for all the cassettes that come out. You get what I'm saying. But, yo, so now it's going to take away the interest in the kids to become programmers, gamers, et cetera, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Well, one, that's Japan. We're all S.B. Well, the addiction lends to the interest. I agree with that part. You get what I'm saying? You have to be into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes you...
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah, I get that part. China just owns everything over there, though. Like, it... So, I see it as very possible that they could do this. I don't know how. Flick the little switch. Yeah, like, they'll turn that shit off. Like they know who's in your house.
Starting point is 00:29:27 You're talking about a place that had it illegal for you to have another child if you already had one. At one point. I don't know if that's still true. It's easier to govern than what the fuck I'm watching in my house. Not when we controlling the signal going into your house. You got to remember. Look at how passive aggressive Joe is being
Starting point is 00:29:47 do you see it he's in the black hookers certain sites that Netflix isn't in China I was just reading I forget what actor it was he was talking about a movie that was coming out and they shot it for Netflix
Starting point is 00:30:08 and Adam Sandler. Okay. And in the movie, he goes to China, finds an athlete and like a ball player and makes some huge star or something like that. Netflix said, yo,
Starting point is 00:30:23 we need you to write this over, but make it a European country instead of China. Well, why? Because Netflix isn't allowed in China. So you gotta change your whole movie. It's a Netflix. Because you can't say, we can't put this out
Starting point is 00:30:39 with you going to China. And he changed it, and it's Spain now, or something like that. That's crazy. That's the... This shit, like yeah, China got it. With that being said, do you think we're
Starting point is 00:30:53 a little too spoiled because of our lack of restrictions? Yes, 1000%. I always said the same thing that made this country is going to end this country. Do you see the look? You have to pay attention to what's happening. Joe's already complained.
Starting point is 00:31:09 The fucking fans want me to let yous talk. Got his thing up here looking at these niggas like, is this what you niggas are really talking about? Too many freedoms. This country was founded on the false idea of freedoms, and that's why everybody's running around doing whatever they want to do now. Under the name of those freedoms. Under the name of freedoms.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Mm-hmm. What you think? I'm just here to listen today. No, I want you to lend your opinion. We can all engage in the conversation. I thought that was a pretty cool point. What? What he just said about how America's going to end.
Starting point is 00:31:47 How passive-aggressive. Like, nigga, it's your show. We're babbling. It's getting a little... I like China. I think they're smart. So when they say some shit that sound like it's about 40 50 60 years ahead i think yeah i think yeah i'm rolling with that it's a farm system they're starting
Starting point is 00:32:11 early with the kids because in 20 years 20 years comes comes like this you start seeing them kids and now they're grown and now they're making the decisions and they're deciding when we're to be taken off of life support and all types of other shit. So, yeah. And, yeah, I went to my dad's house. I always go peek in my little brother's rooms. My little brother's room. You're 40, and you go to your dad's house, and you have little brothers who have rooms. Then they can get around.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I keep hearing China doesn't like black people but the NBA is huge there pick one Anthony my little brother wears glasses he in front of the TV
Starting point is 00:32:54 like this doing this looking like me yeah I go in there and say yo dog why don't you move back he starts spazzing I can't
Starting point is 00:33:02 he starts screaming at my sister she's in the bed I'm like alright alright chill out. He starts screaming at my sister. She's in the bed. I'm like, all right. Chill out. Chill out. I look at my sister. She got glasses on.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Phone like this to her face. I'm like, yo, dog, what is wrong with you kids? They all ignore me. I just walk out the room. They need to talk to Ice. I walk out the room and say, y'all going to need your eyes in 30 years. I sound like that guy now. I'm just going to tell them, don't look at the light bulb.
Starting point is 00:33:25 That's all. Nah sound like that guy now. I'm just gonna tell them, don't look at the light bulb. That's all. Nah, that shit is different. But no, that's the video games. This is already after my dad thought that they were using video games, i.e. Minecraft, to do hypnosis on the kids or some shit. That shit is bugged up. I wouldn't be shocked, fam. I don't get the point of Minecraft.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Let me tell you something. It's not for us. I don't get the point of Minecraft. Let me tell you something. I'm just talking about the hypnosis with the cartoons. When them cartoons come on, these little kids be going crazy. They just stop. They'll stand right in front of the television
Starting point is 00:33:57 for like an hour and just be watching. There's some shit going on in there. You know what's crazy? You know what they're not going to watch? Shanghai. There's some shit going on in there You know what's crazy? You know what they're not going to watch? Shanghai I was about to say you'd be surprised Watch when them numbers come out next week
Starting point is 00:34:13 Marvel know we're not watching I'm Kate Verde and I can't be menstrual I'm literally African Shanghai You're a pirate You fuck your little black ass we got billions of people to not only that not only that joe hold on hold on hold on before you say something i don't marvel don't i disagree with that point it's a lot of us who bought into this mcu shit myself included i
Starting point is 00:34:37 watch every movie and show now yeah this has been over a decade. Iron Man 1 was 2008, I think. Disease. For you. Crash movie. For you. For some of us. Marvel showed me 90 Avengers before they even showed me Shanghai. They know he ass.
Starting point is 00:34:58 They showed me Thor, the Hulk. That's not true. Captain America. I ain't even seen Carnage. That's not true. Captain America. I ain't even seen Carnage. That's not true. I saw everybody, but, and at the end, they flash a little two-second Japanese warrior with some rings. Beat the shit out of Shanghai.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Move. Shang-Chi, nigga. Shang-Chi, too. And his cousin. Beat both of them up. What's they little weapon? What'd they do? Jackie Chan, Jet Li.
Starting point is 00:35:21 They got some rings or some shit. I don't know the nigga. That's why I'm going to watch it to learn who he is. Oh my God. Nigga came over there. Watch that shit be fire. It's going to be fire.
Starting point is 00:35:30 I thought Black Widow was going to be trash. I'm like, yo, this shit was all right. Marvel, y'all got to stop this. Y'all got to stop this. Damn, they ain't stopping this shit. Y'all got to stop this shit.
Starting point is 00:35:38 But okay, Hong Kong. Hong Kong is doing that. I support that. I got to see how it plays out because kids are getting dumber and dumber. They are. We're all getting dumber and dumber. We're looking at these damn phones. On the other side.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Go ahead. When Americans heard that all the Canadians got free health care, we didn't quite understand that one either. We couldn't believe it. We didn't get it. What you mean we didn't get it? No, we didn't get the free health care. We didn't get it. We didn't get that. It was hard for some people to realize like wait a
Starting point is 00:36:07 minute they got yeah a lot of us didn't understand how that was possible we didn't get it and i'll take it a step further when we was touring out there and them same uh same dudes were saying oh no not only do they give us a little bit of both money for health care they pay for every video wait dog you're telling me the government has paid for your videos how's that well they do a talent grant and such as you can do a deal with the shop wow what that is some dope forward thinking shit like kudos then i start thinking over here and what we got going on. Don't pay for school. Rich CEOs. Do they what? I don't think they pay for school. And bombs.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Schooling, I think, is free. I'm not sure, but I'm almost. I think schooling is free. But we got bombs and rich people. Yeah. Capitalism at its finest. Fam, they were giving the older people that were on medication would do a monthly bus ride to Canada because the medication was like a tenth of what they were paying here. So if your prescription was $190 here,
Starting point is 00:37:12 they was going to Canada getting shit for $30, $25, shit like that. It's crazy, dog. This country don't give a fuck about the people. They don't at all. Let's just be clear. Certainly clear. Zero. There are some countries out there who...
Starting point is 00:37:25 That's why we came here. I'm not going to say care, but they just... No, they might care. They came here for freedom. They might care. The American citizen is last on the list of shit that America cares about. And they brainwashed us into individuality, individualism. I read some shit today.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Yes, individualism i've read i've read some today yes individualism love it the dude it's amazing how in america the people that have seven billion dollars or that make seven thousand dollars yeah it's amazing all the countries are free healthcare none of them came up with a vaccine oh yeah because there's no incentive to make money to make a vaccine. We'll convince the motherfuckers that we have to give our shit away for free. Make
Starting point is 00:38:13 $25 an hour that the people that make $10 an hour are going to take. They'll never understand that. These niggas won't. I'm making a broader point. Corey and I had an argument months ago where I was telling him that
Starting point is 00:38:28 in a black community, we make everybody that's white our enemy. Like, just by default. Black people. They have internment camps for Muslims in China. I wonder what Joe, I like what China is doing. Budden thinks of that.
Starting point is 00:38:46 What am I thinking here? Right? Almost. And I was telling him like, dog. He has no idea because you already said Uyghurs and he thought it was a white thing. He has no idea of that. 98% of America is poor.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Joe is blind. He's a blind person. Joe Budden takes advice from a not voting, but he's like, I wish my taxes were less. We vote Democrat.
Starting point is 00:39:18 He doesn't vote. Ethnicity is most Americans are poor. So they put money into this yo you white you black y'all should beef and we just gonna eat right we just gonna eat we're gonna eat that's the game yeah and that's my thing it's like yo i don't it's my personal opinion before they kill me i don't think that most white people wake up on a day-to-day basis and say yo how could we keep these motherfuckers down i don't think that most white people wake up on a day-to-day basis and say, yo,
Starting point is 00:39:45 how can we keep these motherfuckers down? I don't think that. They don't have the power to do something. Most white people are poor. But there are a lot. They're going to kill you. There are a lot. There are a lot that
Starting point is 00:39:55 they might not wake up thinking that, but they'll say no matter how bad I got it, that black person has to have it worse than me. No, that black person is worse. That black person is worse than I am. Right. No matter what. I am a thousand percent worse than I am.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And a white person has three teeth. Hold on. No, they're going to say that black person has more opportunities. They're going to go from an affirmative action, government programs. And no matter how bad I think I got it, I don't want to see him here. You can't get on this level.
Starting point is 00:40:34 You have to be beneath me. I don't want you on this level. Which is why when certain black people move into... It don't have to be a super upscale community. You pop up, you move into the house down the block. They're looking at you funny. You never moved into a neighborhood like,
Starting point is 00:40:51 Yeah, boy. Now you moved into a liberal neighborhood where they said, Fuck you. What do you hope for Democrats? You don't belong here. We fucked up. But you can't be fucked up with us. I don't think they think they fucked up.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I don't think that they think they fucked up. They think they better than you. They think they better than you. I was talking about economics. What was that stupid show that I only got to one episode? I was just talking about economics. Cut it off. I think it was Hulu where it was about an all-white town and the black family moved on that block.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Oh, that was the shit? That was old girl shit. That was HBO. Bullshit. Wasn't it? Is that what it was? It was them or they or whatever. I didn't get past episode one.
Starting point is 00:41:33 I didn't get past the trailer, fam. I never watched it past the trailer. You ain't got to pull it up, Scream, man. Yeah, we cool. I'm telling you that it made my stomach turn and you're looking for it. No, that shit was crazy. But I was just talking
Starting point is 00:41:45 about economics i'm not even talking about the morality and all other shit i'm just saying that we be beefing right everybody fucked up and they'll trick us to think like yo you only fucked up because of them right they're only fucked up because of you and so we i agree with that we take our mental focus off of the motherfuckers that's got everybody fucked up right you understand what I'm saying like that's the thing
Starting point is 00:42:08 I was hitting we got minimum wage employees arguing against why they shouldn't get why they should get minimum wage like yo and so that's my thing
Starting point is 00:42:15 like I'm it's not even I was I just brought that up when me and Corey had the argument I'm not getting into the
Starting point is 00:42:20 that I'm just talking about the economics of it it's like yo you kind of lose focus. It's a 1%, not even 1%. It's not even 1%. We have a common enemy.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah, that guy that we don't even realize. I'm not sure... Here's where this nigga... Any niggas out there sure he's lost. We don't have a common enemy. At all. Um. Stop doing this communist ish.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I like ish. The nigga that Joe Bud ish is a superstar according to their Reddit. Now, they don't realize that because a bunch of black people
Starting point is 00:43:06 who really are republicans but don't realize it cause black people in America are fucking dumb and have to vote democrat no matter what but issues laying down um yeah this and that but um you don't believe in it you believe in capitalism
Starting point is 00:43:24 you believe in numbers you believe in it. You believe in capitalism. You believe in numbers. You believe in this shit. For some reason, we have to suspend this in science when it comes to leftism. Leftism is a religion. Any person who doesn't say leftism is a religion is asking them how many genders there are. And then they immediately shut the fuck up. But they're not on that level.
Starting point is 00:43:53 These niggas are on that level. You're not mine. He's our and it's everybody's. So again, when you go to other countries, even though capitalism is capitalism, I just don't think it's as severe as it is here but that's also based on what this country was founded upon that's rooted in that also
Starting point is 00:44:12 on the capital oh I hope you didn't come in here praising Nick Mullin there's a point here so they want to put a hundred foot ferris wheel in Times Square huh point here. So, they want to put a 100-foot Ferris wheel in Times Square.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Huh? They said the moment you've been waiting for, that one thing you've just been asking for. By the way, I'm just paying the super $25 secret podcaster for you now, so
Starting point is 00:44:42 say thank you. Forever. It's finally here. The 100-foot Ferris wheel. In front of the bleachers. You know, the big MP5. You know, the style of the podcast. Both of us co-host
Starting point is 00:44:57 40-year-old niggas wearing shorts. What are these? Now, where the bleachers is and there's nothing there. The little PlayStation shit is. The bleachers? Oh, right there? Look at this. What are they trying Now, where the bleachers is and there's nothing there. PlayStation shit is. The bleachers? Oh, right there.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Look at this. What are they trying to do to New York? They've been trying to make Times Square Disney Land. It's Disney Square. It's Disney Square.
Starting point is 00:45:15 But I don't like it. In front of the bleachers? Mm-hmm. Here we go. I got her a gift when she bought her gift. The Times Square wheel, which is about 110 feet high or approximately 11 stories, will be open for 12-minute rides between noon and midnight every day between August 24th and September 12th.
Starting point is 00:45:40 That's a soft open test run. That's a soft open test run. That's a soft open test run. It'll be located west of Duffy Square on Broadway between West 47th and 48th Streets. And it comes with authentic Times Square pricing. Tickets cost $15 for kids, $20 for adults, $35 for people who want to skip the lines. Wow. That's what they're doing in Times Square. It's a money grab grab it's definitely a
Starting point is 00:46:06 money grab but what does that tell me about the state the state of us if New York is trying to if New York needs that type of money grab and New York needs to get that tourism that tourism alive because it's dead with with our COVID shit Broadway and all the play I was about to say, shit, everybody hurting out there after what they just went through. Wait, fuck. Did we get a $25 donation? Oh, yeah, you niggas, you did. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Nigga. We're going. Fuck, I forgot. I woke up. I think that's what this is based on. Don't worry. Like the The COVID There's a lot of shit on that
Starting point is 00:46:46 Starving out there COVID problems Yeah I think This was a few months ago On the news I reserved that right New York lost over A hundred million dollars
Starting point is 00:46:55 In Tourism They were just saying How much money All the different places Lost in tourism And that was old That was old
Starting point is 00:47:02 That was That was old So I mean I don't know where that number Stands today They had to have lost More than ten million a month Easily And that was old. That was old. So, I mean, I don't know where that number stands today. They had to have lost more than $10 million a month easily. But I know I've heard that there's some different agencies that are working hard behind the scenes to bring tourism back. And then I read about this Paris week. This is a mess. Times Square was a mess before.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Who wants to see this? Who wants to? Who asked for this? Honestly, the bleacher little area that they cleaned up. You did. You voted for it. The other thing. I'll never forget about these and Joe Budden and them.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Who asked for this? You did. You voted and the people who do it We just are On the Yeah you're Over your vote faggot You voted for it
Starting point is 00:47:54 You voted for this Joe Joe you did You voted for that guy Not cleaned up as in that But opened up It does give you A different feel though you go to that guy not cleaned up as in that but opened up yeah right you
Starting point is 00:48:06 it does give you a different feel though like it's a little more open it's not as bumpy crowdy like it used to be
Starting point is 00:48:14 they're getting rid of the humans for the robots it's happening man bring the naked cowboy back to time square the fuck are y'all doing let me tell you
Starting point is 00:48:22 the time square I fell in love with buddy there's more of the naked cowboys there everyone was naked down there fuck are y'all doing? Let me tell you the Times Square I fell in love with, buddy. It was more of the naked cowboys there. Everyone was naked down there. It was a lot of naked shit out there. It was a lot of nakedness. Yo, that's funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Good old days. What is this? What's dumb girl's fucking thing? I gotta get it. I guess I gotta get it. What's it? The Swatty meal? Alright. Oh my god. I can't just get it.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I gotta fucking do this. Large. Oh, the humanoid robot? Oh, yeah. The Tesla. The Tesla. The Tesla person. These Tesla guys, man guys man yeah you serious
Starting point is 00:49:06 they will get a tesla man they're making a tesla man or woman yo this is so scary dog because we've seen this already like yo all that science should be i'm trying to tell you some shit i robot was for real will smith tried to protect us. You knew one of them robots was going to have the little psycho twitch. Hey. Hey. That robot had the psycho twitch. A couple of them cars have the psycho
Starting point is 00:49:36 twitch. So why would you think the people won't? A couple of them cars be doing whatever they want. That's a person there. That's a robot? No. I'm not rolling with that. When does the robot come out and when can I purchase one? My days of begging for head are over.
Starting point is 00:49:52 That's a robot head. Listen, honey. You have that argument with yourself. I got the robot in the closet over here. What was the main name of Jackson?
Starting point is 00:50:03 Rosie. Rosie. Yeah, good old Rosie good old Rosie Elon Musk and he always announcing some shit then go do
Starting point is 00:50:09 the whole podcast Joe Rogan talking to shit Rosie at 37 already taking a fuck there really
Starting point is 00:50:21 interesting Saturday Night Live 37 year old the only fans content is fucking sad when you go under a button at 37
Starting point is 00:50:38 no one's gonna fuck you but she's not hot or good looking and she's not hot and she's older than me Elon Musk announced that the Tesla bot a humanoid robot
Starting point is 00:50:53 with AI is coming out in 2022 and has already been showered with memes Elon Musk memes that's the important part of this
Starting point is 00:50:59 yo this country is fucked big fuck no we're gonna meme our way out of anything Announce robots and memes is what's important here Bro I seen years ago They was like yo
Starting point is 00:51:11 A comic could be heading towards earth And y'all will find a way to put the Jordan Crying face on earth Hey that's really what we're having We're gonna laugh and joke our way out of anything We talking about movies that could happen That day after tomorrow Movie is gonna happen
Starting point is 00:51:27 Oh no That's 100% That one is gonna happen That's the real one Last week they showed They showed Manhattan If this were to hit If we had the massive flooding
Starting point is 00:51:38 They showed Manhattan Damn This shit was We are on It was on The estimate I mean guesstimation of what happened. Hey, Scream Man, we talking about climate ending the world.
Starting point is 00:51:49 And you showing us the Redskins game. We are on course. Checking the preseason. It's the Washington football team, right? Yes, that's true. That's right. That's right. We are definitely on course for that one.
Starting point is 00:52:00 And they're going to have a better record than the Giants. That's a fact. I'm going to be so mad this football season. And the Cowboys. What? We're going to have a better record than the Giants. I'm going to be so mad just before season. And the Cowboys. What? We're going to have a better record than the Giants? Everybody. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:09 And the Eagles, too. Eagles are hype. Nah. Giants are going to be better than the Eagles. Y'all not going to be that bad. Look at your face. Hey, I left Kenny Galladay sitting there all the way through round 10. I didn't touch him. I didn't touch him. And nobody else touched him either. Hey, I left Kenny Galladay sitting there all the way through round 10. I didn't touch him.
Starting point is 00:52:25 I didn't touch him. And nobody else touched him either. Hey, Michael stayed on the board. I think so too, but it's a bad O-line. Nobody trusts Danny Dimes. Kenny Galladay sat right there as a number one receiver in my fantasy draft. I kept saying, keep looking at Galladay. Then 24 other people picked.
Starting point is 00:52:46 24 other people. Can he get out of there and win late? And he's going to be alright too. He's going to be alright. He's got to throw the ball to somebody. Yeah, he keeps throwing it to the other team. That's the problem. Yo, this is how I knew the Giants. This is how I knew the Giants was bad. Their last preseason game,
Starting point is 00:53:02 Patriots sacked Danny Dines. Danny Dines fell to the ground and he held onto the ball like this. And I said, oh, look, he's getting better. That's what it is. Hey, all right. You're all good in there. Now we're getting some progress. He would have let that thing go last year, buddy.
Starting point is 00:53:20 I heard myself say it. I said, oh, it's going to be bad this year. Hey, then today I searched. I searched Giants, New, it's going to be bad this year. And then today I searched. I searched New York Giants on Twitter. I just typed things in and searched them. And the first 10 tweets was a real quote from Andrew Thomas saying, I know I got to play better. Dog, ain't no more preseason games.
Starting point is 00:53:44 They over now. You got to play for real. If they played Danny Dimes in the last preseason games They over now You gotta play for real The game If they played Danny Dimes In the last preseason That's already I was just That's already a premonition
Starting point is 00:53:51 Of what's happening You're supposed to be Your third stringer out there I was just thinking like Damn Danny Dimes Played the last game And was in a situation Where he said he got hurt
Starting point is 00:54:02 He got sacked In the preseason. See, this is why America's fucked up. We're talking about the end of the world and we get right to football. We're talking about climate killing us. Yeah, yeah, no, we're back to that. Back to that.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Well, no, that's happening, though. Climate, we are on pace to show ourselves. The planet is heating up. And again, that's what I kept saying for the longest, that we are headed toward the sun that's your that's your theory right yeah yes that we're headed toward the sun yes so ice is
Starting point is 00:54:33 basically saying our positioning with regards to where the sun is i said we are we're getting closer to it yeah little by little so we got to go to mars because that's the next one down and then people are telling me no because you know the scientists they've already the experts have already said you know we aren't moving and my answer to that is the experts also told them years ago that the earth was flat the experts also told them years ago that the earth was the center of the universe the experts what they think they know then somewhere down the line they get some more information that says oh shit we was wrong let's now we have to move this way yo you know it fucked me up oh this is the climate clock
Starting point is 00:55:13 is that the doomsday clock this is a doomsday clock yeah counts down we're gonna pass the point of no return where dog dog I heard Prince 1999 and Busta Rhymes is they said the same thing back then why to gain a computer they was early it was early what were the my but were they yeah but were they how early were they yeah that's my in the. In the grand scheme, they weren't far off. Yeah, I was getting ready to say, shit. That's not true. If you off by 40, 50 years, that was pretty close. That's not bad. That's not too bad. Beginning of the time?
Starting point is 00:55:49 The robot's going to fuck everything up. And to be that close? Listen, it's since the beginning of the time, right? Everybody's been saying, yo, these are the days. These are the last days. Read the Bible. It's the last days. It's the last days.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Right. The terms that you go by in revelations brothers killing brothers and all of this wars and nigga it's the same shit as the 1800s okay if you looked at it in context it's the same shit since the 1800s and even before then bunch of wars yeah plagues all of that shit it's the same exact stuff keep getting lined out what is that what if that's the point of the simulation since time is man-made what if there is no time and nothing is really ever meant to change or what if we are in a simulation until you get it right then that's when you get out we're never getting out no no we're never getting out death is when you get out no
Starting point is 00:56:45 until you as a society get it right it's death it's death well some I think that anyway no some religions believe and that even to be morbid
Starting point is 00:56:56 but you can only go bunch so many places with your body you can't take it everywhere you can't get to where you so some some religions
Starting point is 00:57:04 believe death come back in reincarnation right until you get it take it everywhere you can't get to where you bring it so some something right until you get it right and then you reach your seventh heaven oh you keep coming here until you get it right no no no no no they believe it that's where you got seven heavens and then once you get get to the seventh heaven don't before y'all go stupid i don't know this i wasn't raised like this I'm talking about it in the Pentecostal boy I don't even know what that is the fire and brimstone get a picture that's the church with the hill design she holds a snake. I can't even have her. I can't even talk religion with my mom. No, no, no. Pentecostal. Shouting.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Church church. Baptist. But that don't mean that you have to be that because your mom is that, right? Like religion don't have to be passed down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I was raised in a Pentecostal church and Christian, Baptist, all of that. And then throughout the course of my
Starting point is 00:58:03 life, I took a little bit from here, a little bit from here, a little bit from here that makes sense. I got some of my closest friends that are Islamic and with a lot of the shit that they say makes sense. And then I have some friends that are atheists. Some of the stuff that they say makes sense. I have some friends that were Scientologists. Some of the shit that they say makes sense.
Starting point is 00:58:22 There's also a lot of commonalities between all the people. I was just getting ready to say that. It's kind of all saying kind of. And then I read a lot. Same thing. So in my own readings,
Starting point is 00:58:32 a lot of religions all have really, really close similarities, really close symbolic people. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:58:40 That this country might have called you blah, blah, blah. Another country referred to this person as such and such kind of similarities and shit but a lot of them have like karma throughout any religion you go to there's some karmic principle in that religion even if even not just like not even just
Starting point is 00:58:58 religion like if you just believe in energy yeah then karma what you throw out exactly and that's why I think all the religions if you strip them all down to the bare bones they're all saying the exact same thing but you need them unfortunately to control people yeah I agree with that because if it wasn't no religion that we would be back to animalistic nature and Darwinism where I'm bigger than you I could take your shit I'm richer than you can take your shit What's religion
Starting point is 00:59:40 Anarchy It's nowhere near anarchy Again, I'm in a community where you can't just go on somebody's shit and take it cause you got a gun you can't go on somebody's shit and take it not even a gun forget I'm just saying morally you've been instilled in you has been some value system
Starting point is 00:59:56 where you look at robbing somebody is wrong where you look at beating somebody up just cause you can is wrong where you look at a woman being less physically capable than you, but you taking whatever she possesses as wrong. That's rooted in religion at some point.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I don't think that's religion. I think that's just pure moral. It doesn't have to be religion. Go deeper. Go deeper. Most people's morals that were passed down to them came from some religious source you're not wrong most most people right i'm with so most people so even with us right in america we have a certain standard of morals and what we think is quote unquote right right
Starting point is 01:00:38 go to another country they don't look at that same moral compass that we look at right so that's one of the problems where we fight in other countries is we try to instill our value system on them. We went to Iraq and tried to make them democratic. That's not what they do. Right. We go to other countries and whether it's right or wrong, the role that women play in other countries, that's not what they do. And we try to instill in them our value system and our morals right which over here if you have six wives you're going to jail you're gonna be in another country
Starting point is 01:01:13 you can have six wives and you're not going to jail so again your morals are contingent upon how you were raised but a lot of them are rooted in religion. To maintain control and order. It's real shit. I agree. Did y'all ever see the movie, The Book of Eli? Yes. Did y'all watch it? Absolutely. And you remember how my man looked for the book to gain control.
Starting point is 01:01:32 And the book was just the Bible. Leftism. The greatest grift that ever existed. And other people who do it are rich kids by the way I'm not even mad like there's not some one off dude
Starting point is 01:01:54 who's like I followed those leftist things and I became big now so rich kids Hassan and they're all just rich kids, a son, you know, just rich kids, and they're ready to get a job. You know, we're leftists, and anarcho-communism, except for my life. I'll buy a mansion and fuck bitches and pay nobody anything but me.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Leftism. You know, I actually gave respect to Ben Shapiro when he said to Dave Irwin, I can't go to your gay wedding. I think that's like, that's weird too, but this is ideologically consistent. Leftists are just like, yeah, we hate the system, we're all rich kids, but whatever, we'll use it and become more rich kids and buy more riches for more riches. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:02 I find that kind of odd, though. Every leftist online is a rich kid though I don't think there's one that made it off their bones meaning like you're just somebody then you're giving a leftist online dude and now you're big
Starting point is 01:03:21 Hasan Jesus no And I would beg. I mean, Hasan, Jesus. No. Maybe Destiny? Maybe? I would say Destiny, but they say he's not a lot to use. He's a lot to use back too, but... I guess him?
Starting point is 01:03:46 They're all rich kids I don't know I get why Jimmy Dore hates them but they're just rich kids the Wi-Fi wasn't as strong. I want to go to a wedding, period. A wedding. Ugh. A wedding. Gay. And gay.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Wedding. I didn't get the hang of that reflogged yeah you spend so much time in 18 300 years ago history How about this you'd be killed? For being an engine What?
Starting point is 01:05:00 What are you saying? I'm gonna I'm Kate already and we weren't flogged What are you saying? I'm going to keep ready and we won't flog or anything. We started technically a new race. A better race. But.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Yeah, two masks out. I'm not getting, um, you can put this in my Discord. I'm not getting, what's the context of this? I'm not getting the context. I know Senator John's a piece of shit, but... Well, quite any context... Oh fuck.
Starting point is 01:06:55 I mean I didn't get this.. Come here Des come here What What She spent all my money so I can't even order fucking food. Give me the friggin thing. I'm asking. Just give me it. Stop trying to make a fight on everything.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Jesus, my birthday's tomorrow. Don't ruin it. I thought I was going to be waiting. I thought I was going to start waiting now. You're never going to go on that. Alright, just shut up. I'm done with you. What are you going to be doing?
Starting point is 01:07:19 What are you doing? You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. You're going to be doing this. What are you gonna be doing? What are you doing? You don't have to say anything.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna bet and hope that you get the food later tonight. You didn't do it, did you? I'm doing it, shut up. You don't have my fucking money. What'd you just say? Did you get it?
Starting point is 01:08:01 Yeah, stupid. Yeah, she didn't get it, what are you? I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Oh okay. Here you go dummy. I think we got a time limit. Oh my god. There you go. Day 3.
Starting point is 01:08:22 I gotta wait between 9.40 and 950. Maybe 920. Yeah. I got nothing to play except Joe Budden. no one cares about a birthday this is a version of making dinner for me can't afford it this cunt just switch around cards and shit
Starting point is 01:09:02 every fucking six minutes which annoys me. I allow her access to my shit. I have no access to her shit. Nor would I want it. This is why I gotta and her family have access to my shit. I don't know what is coming
Starting point is 01:09:31 and this is only embedded in y'all devs are gonna lie what you use I got nothing to play though this sucks I got nothing to play though This sucks Um I guess Yeah Uh alright
Starting point is 01:10:03 What are you gonna do? Oh uh all right and do Oh doesn't it's just she's battling ask me and does anything there you go this score link in the chat ask us anything while the retard turn off her music I'm gonna grab another beer and a shot what are you complaining about I'm not complaining I'm just saying
Starting point is 01:10:33 miss I didn't even know my age you know what was your attorney what are you doing you weren't being serious when you said that to me You know, what was your attorney? What are you doing? You weren't being serious when you said that to me. Why are you muted on my thing? I'm not. You're talking to my thing.
Starting point is 01:11:01 The only thing that matters is being in a shower right now. Talk, stupid. They're muted. Very shower that They're muted it's shown that you're muted Yeah, they hear me they don't hear you Kyle come here I'm unmuted but you're muted I'm not but you are Kjell, du har en kjell. Better be. Better be, B. What are we doing here B My wife is muted Alright what did you say You're muted and what
Starting point is 01:12:59 I'm muted Oh you said I'm muted There I'm unmuted Bob's uncle What's up bitch It's about to be your birthday tomorrow I'm you Oh you said I'm muted There there I'm unmuted There Bob Junko What's that What's that bitch It's about to be your birthday tomorrow I know
Starting point is 01:13:11 What are you getting me Nigga Your gift was gotten Your 80 gifts were gotten You spent all my money That was your gift A deep freezer is not a gift The other 80 things you bought with my money was your gift.
Starting point is 01:13:26 How about that? I bought a dresser. It doesn't matter. That's not a gift either. Remember when you came in? You just spent $300 on Jordans for kids. They're going to be useless in a year. I did that too.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Are you complaining because I spent money on our kids Yes Damn Niggas should wear Adidas or nothing Maybe you should wear Adidas And let the kids have the Jordan I'm a huge YouTuber I have to look on and pop
Starting point is 01:14:01 And we're about to have to shop again And look at Everybody's so hyped up thinking they're getting a hotel stream, but they don't know how much you ruin the hotel streams every time we do them. Uh-uh-uh. I will be home having my birthday. Join us, you kids.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Outrageous. And move. Jordan's a kid to outrageous and move I don't know The hotel streams are kind of dumb What do you mean kids shoes They're going to school so of course Their shoes are important We don't want the white kids trying to pick on them I don't know I don't know how it gets trying to pick on them. I don't think it's picked on, but... What'd you just say?
Starting point is 01:14:51 The hotel streams are kind of dumb, though. Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Whatever you said, it was dumb, but the hotel streams are dumb. Who is this Zoe person? Do they not know you? They keep asking weird questions. The Converse Dr. J's are dope Were they
Starting point is 01:15:12 The first original skateboarding shoes like they didn't use her skateboarding but those are the first you skateboarders used Seagull I've had enough blots in my life. I don't need Susie Q. I sent my kids... No, you didn't. I sent my kids to school in shower shoes. What are shower shoes?
Starting point is 01:15:45 No, she meant fucking $500 on fucking kids eat shoes they'll grow out of in six months. What do you mean? No, that's for little kids. They're little kids.
Starting point is 01:16:05 No, that's like for kids. They're little kids. No, that's, like, for infants. Like, you buy, like, expensive shoes for infants. That's crazy. You bought shoes for them. They're fucking 10 and 9. Their shoe size is going to change next year. The niggas already old. They're as big as me.
Starting point is 01:16:18 They're going to be bigger. Because I'm like, I mean, they're not going to smoke and stunt their growth. They're going to be, like, 6' to smoke and stunt their growth. They're going to be like 6'8". Stunt your growth? You're tall. What are you talking about? What did you stunt?
Starting point is 01:16:32 When I started smoking when I was 15, though, which they won't. They're going to be giants. I know. Andre's almost taller than me. Crazy. I'm surprised how big Jada's getting. I'll surprise how big Jade is getting to be honest You know those talls Dante Yeah
Starting point is 01:17:16 That's cuz your mom your mom is really tall if she stood up straight when are you going to get a job and lose weight by the way I'm about this fish my thing or if you donate a bucket doesn't get ready cuz I'm sick of the dollar donations. It's annoying me. Oh, yeah. Why do you give beefy Bitcoin back his rent when he's been donating a dollar and trying to act like he's been donating 25? Well, he donated a lot before. So he deserves. He had a rent before. And now he's only donating a dollar.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Okay, okay. But he donated a shitload before, so. Yeah. You earned the rent. Hey, once you earned the wrench, you got the wrench. No, that's not how it works on my live stream. No, thanks. She said on my live stream.
Starting point is 01:17:55 You don't have a live stream. Once you have the wrench, you do a good job. Thank you for donating. But you don't keep it forever. By the way, this is not only her. Her family thinks. No, you don't keep it forever. By the way, this is not only her family things. No, you don't have a live stream.
Starting point is 01:18:09 I do have a live stream. Can you hear me right now? Do you hear me? You sound like a retarded. Yeah, okay. I'm so retarded. He's not even going to moderate. He's a moderator. That's it. Yeah, I'm more than a moderator Bitch
Starting point is 01:18:27 You're more than a moderator What does that mean BZBitcoin's been Tricking you and saying Had the robot say he's been donating $25 You've been falling for it I'm not falling for it He already donated
Starting point is 01:18:43 He didn't want Didn't he want to do Like a $300 donation He's already took it over He's good You see this is why You need me as your moderator Because that's not what happened
Starting point is 01:18:58 No because you have moderators Over there on the side of other people And you're not listening No he's been tricking you and saying, don't need 25. He's been tricking you. No, I wasn't tricked by it. And I've been complaining. He's already donated way more to become a moderator.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Stupid. Once you become a mod, you don't want to keep updating. They have your mod stack. You're such a liar. You're such a liar. You're such a liar because you said, oh, if you want to, you've stripped people of their wrench and then said, if you want to stay a moderator, you got to donate again. Yes, when I moved channels. BFU did it through both.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Oh, my God. Your thing's all fucked up. No. Your thing's all fucked up No And by the way He did do $25 today anyway See you're wrong anyway That's how dumb you are Who did? Who donated what?
Starting point is 01:19:59 Bipi Bitcoin $25 So there you go When? Today No he didn't. He donated a dollar. Nigga. Oh my god. It's right here in front of me.
Starting point is 01:20:12 He donated a dollar and told you it was $25. See? You're dumb. You're not in my Discord. I would have you. I am in your Discord. I was talking to you in the chat. Not you. Oh. BVBitcoin, $25 no where and then he put they have internment kids from Muslim even when you're talking about you in
Starting point is 01:20:33 China $25 right now if BC Bitcoin $1. He lied to you. In your friggin... That's just stupid. Okay. Okay, wait a minute. I'm going to check your PayPal right now. No, it should be quiet very soon. No, I won't.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Because I'm going to laugh when I tell you that he did not donate. I'm looking at the donation. Bitcoin, $25. They have tumor cancer for Muslims in China. I wonder what Joe, I like China, but in things like that. He didn't even donate thinking of you, by the way. And he's already done it before,
Starting point is 01:21:19 so he didn't even do that one. Okay, Kyle. It's literally under Okay, Kyle. It's literally under me listed. $25. B-B-Bitcoin. Which he did not have to do. Sounds exactly like your relationship.
Starting point is 01:21:42 She's wrong. She didn't admit it. I'm right, as usual. I don't know, Corn. I don't get to deal with you. She's right. Oh, yeah. You have to deal with so much stuff.
Starting point is 01:21:53 I don't know how you deal with it. How long are you into this fucking associate's degree? I don't know how. Eight years into the associate's degree and getting this? Are you kidding me? Eight years? I haven't been in school eight years. day in the great movie. Drop Zone is better than Passenger 51.
Starting point is 01:22:27 You're going to watch theseames movies Did you watch that movie That I put on the other night Or did you fall asleep Of course not You watch shit movies Why would I watch your movie Did you watch my show Manifest
Starting point is 01:22:39 Which is so popular I watched that before you So that's my show You didn't but you gave up But I brought it to the fourth season Did you watch Renifest? After the third season Honestly it was garbage
Starting point is 01:22:54 Like what else could be possible What else could be possible You hate Breaking Bad You hate Seinfeld No I hate watching Breaking Bad A hundred times You've watched Breaking Bad. You hate Seinfeld. No, I hate watching Breaking Bad a hundred times. You've watched Breaking Bad like 300 times. I'm not even playing. Because I had to.
Starting point is 01:23:12 No. I can't even re-watch a movie once after I watch it because then it's not fun. Who watches movies? People with no jobs. You do. I don't watch movie I haven't seen it you say where you been please remember you haven't seen this movie We're too willing to 5k. She doesn't like shows made by Jews. What are you talking to the girl? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Mm-hmm. Jesus You know what the other one watches Cause Desi watches retarded shit And I'm pretty sure she says I watch retarded shit No I like some of the stuff you watch But you watch it 50 times Do you have a cigarette? Yes I have
Starting point is 01:24:34 You know Me and Des have this weird relationship Of um Unlike where we live in the time now When I go You know, me and Des have this weird relationship of, unlike where we live in the time now, we don't go, do we agree on politics? Oh yeah. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:24:56 I'm doing this now, I'll just. Yeah. Thank you. Yep. The proverbial curtain being pulled back too much no I'm done with shots you niggas
Starting point is 01:25:20 ain't even really done oh you's did I had another mariner shot to go. This bitch is going to stay up all night. He's going to do another 5-5 to do that. Who's going to stay up all night? Obviously you are.
Starting point is 01:25:36 No, I'm not. I'm watching a show and then I'm going to bed. Yeah, I hear this every night. By the way, every night when I finish drinking I hear Des By the way she's drinking So she's gonna be like
Starting point is 01:25:48 What are we doing in a second Three hours Yeah no you're not Oh okay Don't even get me started Because um Most people know that I'm the one that ends Every one of your live streams
Starting point is 01:26:01 So don't blame me Well yeah cause I destroy you no because you're sleeping well even if it was that go to sleep now people literally DM me DM me and say Desiree
Starting point is 01:26:16 you know that was the case cause they didn't donate that night and I had to end it and you had to end it I was thinking if they did donate To go all night Which I was thinking I'm gonna have to do Cause you're gonna be up
Starting point is 01:26:30 First of all I'm going to bed soon What do you mean I'm gonna be up What soon You know some people have responsibilities This bitch is soon A minute It's 8 hours of bullshit It's not soon
Starting point is 01:26:43 Okay Kyle get up walk into the next room and see what I have to do it then talk you know I've never walked into the room after doing room and saw me knocked out because I am watching Wilding out. What are you talking about? I'm not watching Wilding out. So you saw Dub. That was on Tuesday.
Starting point is 01:27:16 I'm about to get a racist. Des is a nigger. She only watches nigger shows. I'm sorry that your mom I'm sorry that your mom Didn't give you the black Love and hip hop Nigger shows in R&B
Starting point is 01:27:31 Des has never seen a white person Do anything Yes I have My mom's white What the fuck you took her mom She's a white mom get fucked by a black dude I have my white mom I have my white aunt
Starting point is 01:27:45 she never had my white cousin my white cousins can like they're they're rich they have money so what do you mean i never seen white people do anything i've seen white people do a lot of things are you talking about? Yeah, I'm not talking to dads. You're not contributing anything. What's good? What's up? What's bobbing? You're interviewing
Starting point is 01:28:18 a lot. How bad do you want to suck my dick? What? Ew. Suck my dick. What? Ew. Suck his ass. Who says that? Who says what? What you just said. I don't want to
Starting point is 01:28:36 suck my dick. I'm not married. Bitch, I don't want to suck my dick. I never asked you to marry me sorry didn't Park from Joe Budden get married I bet you the chick you married to would you suck my dick
Starting point is 01:28:56 in public she'd say yes but you wouldn't oh jeez I doubt it why we'll never commit? Yeah, good. We'll never get married. Hallelujah.
Starting point is 01:29:12 Good, but you asked me for gifts and you spent my money. I'm asking for gifts because you spent all my money. What are you talking about? She wants a gift. By the way, the funniest thing, Des didn't know Des thought she was 32 trust me we kicked your ass out of here
Starting point is 01:29:30 if you were you know what's funny is I don't know my age because you have ruined everyone's I've stopped celebrating birthdays the last time I celebrated my birthday, honestly. We didn't know if you were 31 or 32.
Starting point is 01:29:54 I don't focus on myself like you do. I'm not wrapped up all in myself. You're completely wrapped up in yourself and what you do. I'm really not. So, like, you're half retarded. I'm half retarded? you do I'm really not so like you're half retarded I'm half retarded no I'm just continually Kyle you make your birthday by the way you're a woman and overestimated your age this is laziness no it's pure
Starting point is 01:30:29 I don't know I don't know I'm a woman I'm a woman Kyle you should know how much my life sucks if I'm counting my age and don't even know what the fuck because you literally don't throw anything
Starting point is 01:30:44 for me for my birthday what we go to a hotel and you talk shit i have to we have to do a celebration for you to know your age what are you saying no you should celebrate me and i don't celebrate me because i don't do my birthday anymore nor should you no one celebrates my birthday You're a liar You're a damn liar When was my birthday celebrated? Oh okay Kyle You see this Playstation I'm looking at right now
Starting point is 01:31:16 You see the Xbox I'm looking at right now You see all the stuff that I buy No Those are the things I paid for I have a receipt for my money Shut the fuck up I paid for No Those are the things I paid for I have a receipt From my money Shut the fuck up I paid for everything
Starting point is 01:31:27 $900 On your birth Yeah okay On my birthday What's my You paid for it That That
Starting point is 01:31:34 That What's my birthday You paid for it That's what's my birthday 12-26 What are you talking about What's your birthday You know
Starting point is 01:31:43 She said The numbers Not the What's my The day What's your birthday? You know how she said the number is not the... What's my birthday? December 26. What's that day? Kyle, it changes. What do you mean? What is my birthday?
Starting point is 01:31:59 Okay, what was my birthday last year? You don't know the day? What are you talking about? You sound dumb. Wow. Oh, so I'm supposed to know the day, the month, and the year? She does it. What day is my birthday?
Starting point is 01:32:19 It's a pretty, it's a known day. What day is my birthday? Kyle, days of people's birthday change. It's a known day What day is my birthday? Kyle Days of people's birthday change What are you talking about? Des What day Is my birthday?
Starting point is 01:32:37 The day after Christmas The fuck What do you want me to say? It's technically the day after Christmas. Yeah, that's my birthday. You're really complaining that I don't know the day of the week? And you don't even give me shit for my birthday? No, because you... I had to go out there and steal the shit for my birthday.
Starting point is 01:33:07 And buy it for myself. And you're talking about what day is your birthday. I don't give a fuck what day your birthday is. You're going to lose your family. That's your problem. What day is my birthday? You didn't know my birthday. What day is my birthday?
Starting point is 01:33:18 After the number one holiday. Sometimes it's late day. Sometimes it's not. Des is fat. Des is fat. Des is fat. Dez is fat. You didn't know my birthday was the day after the mean holiday. Dez is fat.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Dez is fat. I said the day after Christmas. What are you talking about? Dez is fat. Dez is fat. Dez is fat. You said it with no enthusiasm. You didn't know what we were talking about.
Starting point is 01:33:44 You said it because you read it. Why didn't I read it? That makes no sense. In the chat, because you're still in the chat. Not to ban people. You're saying that. Tyler, your food's at the door. Go get it.
Starting point is 01:34:03 It's at the door. Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa
Starting point is 01:34:40 Njaa Njaa Njaa Njaa Food therapy on me Niggas that don't believe me Death Secondly as usual Yeah whatever Now death Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 01:35:07 Now, Des, you kind of gave a great head last night. Can I get that tonight? Don't hit me with the kind of, bitch. Don't try it. You looking real stupid right now. You sucked your pussy juice off my dick, but you can't get my dick sucked.
Starting point is 01:35:29 It isn't that the ball is that good, really. Yeah, I don't want to suck your ball. No thanks. You've been sitting on them all day. No thanks. You're doing nothing, by the way. You know, guys. Guys, he got plenty of dubs. He got plenty of dubs guys He was blending a chemical like Jesus
Starting point is 01:36:01 You know my life is like a battle zone. All I hear is, Landon Chemical, it's like 6 o'clock in the morning. And you're like, Landon Chemical, go in Chemical, go in Bio, go there. I play a lot of Rebirth, yes. Nothing. You sit on your balls all day,
Starting point is 01:36:21 and then you do some, you work a little, but then you expect me to work where do you think you want me you want to suck on you want me to suck in the balls that you've been sitting on all day magical people we include college for 20 years our job 20 years if you have to go check And I haven't been in three years Where did People have been handed money From the government Second year
Starting point is 01:36:52 And my other student loans are paid off So thank you very much For being concerned But my old student loans are paid off There's not a one paid off You can't pay them off You can't pay me off. I can't put anything in your name.
Starting point is 01:37:08 I'm trying to get serious. I have four credit cards. You can't have none in my name. How many credit cards you got? I'm not retarded. I have none. You're not retarded? I make actual money. I don't need credit you don't
Starting point is 01:37:26 know that you dumb fuck yeah okay you need credit cards to keep building your credit your credit's not gonna build could you make this so-called money I make enough money I don't need credit okay Oh, okay. I don't really want to buy the house. I'm not getting a mortgage. If I buy a house, I'm just buying it flat out. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, but what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:38:02 What am I doing? I'm sitting here. I want to the enemy. You're sitting here for two hours drinking and yelling and arguing. Yeah! Yeah! Make everything a problem.
Starting point is 01:38:17 That's exactly why I'm not going to celebrate my birthday at a hotel. Make everything an issue. If I go to a hotel by myself I don't know my money but
Starting point is 01:38:38 I don't know why What'd you say? By the way, I went past your mentality of the hotel. I want to take a cruise by myself. Okay, go ahead. Cruise right the fuck out of hand. Don't come back.
Starting point is 01:39:06 Have fun. You see the thing they put me into, by the way? Yeah, go do it, Kyle. Don't come back. By the way, that's... If you go to Jim Norton thing, don't come back. Don't come back.
Starting point is 01:39:32 It's a threat to me. I don't care. I won't come back. That's everything. I don't know what to do. What Jim Norton thing? What are you even talking about? I don't know. I don't care. What Jim Norton thing? What are you even talking about? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:39:46 I don't care. Kyle, I could literally drop you off in the middle of the woods with some of my tights and your Call of Duty and you wouldn't be anywhere. What are you talking about? I don't even wonder. There you go. So, um, job applications are we taking any
Starting point is 01:40:10 are we getting one of course not because you're too busy getting W's all day to do anything W's I'm getting W's I'm doing nothing but getting W's all day to do anything wrong. W's. I'm getting W's. I'm doing nothing but getting W's. Some of us actually have to take care of children and don't sit there and play
Starting point is 01:40:32 home duty from 6 o'clock in the morning to 8 o'clock at night. Yeah, job. I don't have time. When did you become a video game person that was able to like test out video games i didn't know that um when i got 18 000 subscribers on the internet yeah going to shut her up. Yeah. You didn't shut me up. I'm just like, yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 01:41:08 I heard this all before. Community college for year 12. I've been in college for 20 years. I've been in college. This is my second year. So, what are you talking about? 30? It's only your second year?
Starting point is 01:41:25 Yeah, and I only have one more year left. What are you talking about? 30? It's only your second year? Yeah, and I only have one more year left. What are you talking about? Because I actually take more than two classes out of town. When you finish, what job are you going to get? If you knew my major, you would know what job I was going to get, but you don't seem to ask, so. What college is that? What's your major? yet but you don't seem to ask my major is special education and child development so I'll be working in schools house Of course I'm going to be working You know leave the house and work
Starting point is 01:42:06 And I'm going to make more than you So then you can stop being a little bitch Wait wait wait The fact that you think teachers make money Is fucking shocking Your lack of experience Yeah you're a special education teacher They make more than you
Starting point is 01:42:21 Well You're gone. How much do you think a teacher makes? More than you. How much do you think you're going to make? Because now I can tell you're going to get. How much money do you think you're going to make? I'm glad your whole thing goes to get a job and oh you're not going to make more than me
Starting point is 01:42:52 blah blah blah I would love you to make fucking minimum wage shut up I'm talking to Jay Santos at Jay Santos yes I will be paying back my student loans because I already pay my interest on my student loans. Thank you. No, she doesn't.
Starting point is 01:43:11 I don't. You wouldn't know that, right? You don't even know what I'm going to school for, so you don't know anything. I don't know anything. Don't lie to my audience. Oh, my God. You're so sad.
Starting point is 01:43:23 Don't lie to my audience like that. You're an ass You know a lot of my own aunts are me So why would I remember you Whatever now You're at the University of Phoenix That fake thing What are you talking about
Starting point is 01:43:38 Yes, I went there and got all my student loans wiped out Due to the fact that it was not a credible source. You can't own property. Just shut your mouth and don't talk from here. Whatever, Kyle. I don't have time for you. You're not going to ruin my birthday. Fuck yourself. I said too much already online. Ain't none of us sitting trying to flex on my online scene. Break it. Oh my god, by the way Thank me
Starting point is 01:44:33 What the fuck am I You're not alive right now I might say Sensitive.tv is better than Compound to be honest with you I don't know I don't know
Starting point is 01:44:51 there's way more and they got AIU I mean Compound just has Kumia I'm like yeah and I started caring about this
Starting point is 01:45:01 and I don't know about that so whatever but they at least got AIU Gavin McGinnis smartest move Yeah, and I started caring about this. I don't care about that. Whatever. Now let's get AIU. Gavin McGinnis' smartest move was signing AIU.
Starting point is 01:45:13 It was the greatest move ever. He was the leftist, by the way. He called her from the students. Why are you in the students? I don't understand why I don't understand dad walked in the room today and said I thought I was turning 32 and 31 the level of retardation I'm dealing with people
Starting point is 01:45:39 no that's called not having a man that appreciates you So I literally forgot my birthday I don't know what that means That means you're a shitty boyfriend That's what that means You need me to affirm when your birthday is No I stopped celebrating my birthday
Starting point is 01:45:59 And kept doing what I need to do You need me to tell you When you're fucking How old you are? I know when my birthday is. I know you're a fucking retard. You're scamming the government. All you do is scam.
Starting point is 01:46:14 I'm not a positive. Oh yeah, I scam the government. Oh my god. Who are you again? I don't believe for a second you don't know your age. You're 31, not 32. I don't believe for a second you don't know your age. You're 31, not 32. I don't believe for a second
Starting point is 01:46:28 you don't know your age. No, you just said to me, I thought you were 32. You can't be that dumb. You don't know your age. I don't think you're that dumb. I'm 31, not a dumb tomorrow. Honestly.
Starting point is 01:46:42 You don't know how good I am anyway. If you're that fucking rich, you don't know your own age. Maybe you should just kill yourself. Kyle, says the man who's slapping his own age. You're going to tell me what I should do. You don't know your own age. Kyle, I'm the only reason you're not on video slapping. But you're trying to convince me that you didn't know your
Starting point is 01:47:05 own age you know when you're born you know old you are no why do you care about my feet this is what I mean you ruined my birthday all this I mean this is why I don't have a birthday about you knowing about my birthday because I have kids that are you more than one I didn't know what you said I didn't know you said to me I thought I was 32 or 31 you're not are you retarded no I just
Starting point is 01:47:34 don't celebrate my birthday so I don't pay attention I don't care you buy gifts three months out in advance what the fuck are you talking about you bought a deep freezer saying you got this in my gift. Three months in a minute. You know your birthday.
Starting point is 01:47:50 You know how old you are. Are you fucking retarded? If you don't know how old you are, you're a fucking retard. Fuck the business. You don't know how old you are, dude? Okay, Kyle. Pass out again. You must all have a favor.
Starting point is 01:48:04 Are you fucking retarded? You don't know your age? Well, just know I'm going on my birthday tomorrow and you're not invited. Yeah, birthday tomorrow. I'm saying. Yeah, bye. You said to me. How do you know?
Starting point is 01:48:16 I didn't know. Just know you'll be sitting here. You can get mad dubs in fucking Call of Duty. Why am I? I will. I'm making mad money online. You'll never Where I'm out Making mad money online You'll never get a job You're never gonna get a job
Starting point is 01:48:29 You always do anything to avoid a job And you Poor faggot people Who get government checks We're gone It's always this We don't have to do it Good night, Kyle.
Starting point is 01:48:45 I hope you and your fucking Call of Duty dubs make you do something with your life. 18,000 subscribers. Her argument makes it... Yes, we made you a huge career.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Get thousands every month. You don't have a job. You brag about getting dogs all day everybody knows all you do all day is play video games why you trying to act like that's not what you do all day you say I got mad jobs today okay then don't try to put you working you're playing video games all day if you're they actually have a thing on the video game to show you how many hours You've been on
Starting point is 01:49:28 Literally you stepped away for an hour all day I have a job I get to play video games and by the way That way on one channel you have one Don't blame it does Tell me by the way, yeah, by the way, I'm gonna When I get into my PC and by the way We are building a PC To do a strictly video gaming thing With my wife Phil Which is coming over to stand Because she's been in community college for 8 years
Starting point is 01:50:13 Her and her mom Her and her 15 year old mom 8 years you sound dumb Because I haven't been in college for 8 years When have I been in college for 8 years You sound mad dumb. You sound dumb. You're never gonna get a job. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:50:30 I've been in college for eight years, Kyle. No, I've been having your babies and you've been holding me back for how many years? Thank you. What the fuck did I hold your ugly ass back from? What did I ever hold? You hold me back
Starting point is 01:50:45 Yeah, okay. I tell you to leave every day leave leave leave leave leave and you don't leave How old was I when we had our first child how old were you okay then I'm gonna count as this bitch didn't even know her age on her own birthday I go longer and they're gonna go like a fucking retard yeah I'm not gonna go all night I'm gonna take care of our children something you don't do that's what I mean they're all sleeping they're awake and you would know that if you stepped out here instead of sitting there talking shit
Starting point is 01:51:53 I don't know she's based, oh. Mm. Oh, there's nothing to blame. She made it herself. And now you niggas came in. Weren't there De des haters, agreeers, nothing here in the Discord?
Starting point is 01:52:30 Oh, you're just gonna contribute to a good livestream? My mother just said that. My food's here! We're gonna battle this bitch together. Which is the fucking loser and she's lying. Yeah, well you should at least do something. Jesus. Not only
Starting point is 01:52:50 her and her family, by the way. I don't know her Yeah, don't talk about my family. Don't try it, Kyle. My family will be over here in a second and you'll be shut down. Don't try my family.
Starting point is 01:53:05 Don't try my family. Don't try my family. They're in a second begging me for some money and a job. They have more money than you because they have a real job. Your family has more money than me. Real jobs. Say it again.
Starting point is 01:53:18 Your family has more money. Say something about my brother Eric Go ahead What are you going to say Go ahead Let's see if you talk shit Oh yeah my brother don't have a real job He works on cars
Starting point is 01:53:39 You're a mom you loser What does that have to do with anything Yeah you're a fucking Dad's coming with her mom, you loser. What does that have to do with anything? Yeah, you're a fucking loser. Dad's coming with her mom. You know better than to talk about my brothers. Dad and her family. Her and her mom. Yeah, don't say me and my family.
Starting point is 01:54:03 Don't try it. Yeah, you and your mom. Your mom's not your family? You have more family than my mom, so don't say me and my family Don't try it Yeah you and your mom Your mom's not your family I have more family than my mom So don't say me and my family Yeah that's the problem Whoa Way to make the point The problem is you don't have your mama
Starting point is 01:54:18 Cause she's living under a bridge I can't help that That I have my mom and you don't Yeah cause I decided to get a job and be successful and I gave up and I'm going to lose my mom. You're just as successful as your mom. You're going to lose your mom.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Dad's always going to lose her mom. A music producer for fucking rock stars. Dad's comes with her mom. Yeah. You can't hook up with Dad. Mr. Cool Boy, wasn't you the one that's saying you were fucking my mom? Yeah You can't hook up with Des Her mom's gonna live with you Wasn't you the one that's saying you were fucking my mom?
Starting point is 01:54:49 Oh but all of a sudden Oh you wanna talk shit about my mom We're going in deep Yeah We're going in deep I'd rather go longer and not have to drink Yeah that's what I thought I'd rather go longer
Starting point is 01:55:03 You're a fucking mom You can't fight me You're in a sad state You'll lose You'll lose Sad Fucking cunt's birthday Yeah
Starting point is 01:55:15 Oh good You don't have to be part of it You spent all my fucking money on it Yeah I spent all your money Oh so $200. Yeah, I spent all your money. Oh, so $200 for a deep freezer is all your money? Then I guess you're not making all the money that you're saying. You have access to my shit. I'm running at the end.
Starting point is 01:55:35 Yeah, okay. You say this every fucking day. You know what? You're the same motherfucker that's on your fucking name. You're the same shit. Ding, ding, ding, name. Yo, 60 grand! 60 grand to who? Alright, she's acting though.
Starting point is 01:55:53 I don't want to settle on fucking Sayin' Z, the bronchial negro, to fucking play. Yo, this nigga was so crazy, yo. Alright. Oh no, he's doing commentary over the whole thing? Then forget it. We're not doing that.
Starting point is 01:56:30 Alright, um, let's see. Baked, it's pot-awful. 500 views. Let me see, um... This is the... Coward! This is the- Wait, look, look.
Starting point is 01:56:38 There we go. He was that fat. Really? From the Revenge of the Sith. What the- What's going on, buddy? How you doing? What the f*** are you doing? Look who it is, Mursh. This is Tampa. Wow! Well, look who you're talking to. fat Wow Yeah, damn you're fat as fuck. Holy shit. Yeah
Starting point is 01:56:54 No, I'm great. Oh, yeah. Why don't you fight me bitch? Talk some more shit, by the way, I like the Dude, we shamed Mursh. I literally slapped my belly. I forgot about it. I honestly forgot about the belly slap. I honestly forgot all about the fucking belly slap. But he's like, you're fat. I was like, yeah, you're not showing your doughy body on camera, I noticed. Like, again, I'm not going to get into a whole confrontation with this guy.
Starting point is 01:57:23 But, yeah, I got a nice... Why do you... Let me ask you something. What do you think prompted me to go to the gym two months ago? What do you think prompted me to start going to the gym? Do you think that I was just bored? Do you think I'm going to the gym out of boredom? I'm going to the gym because I got to a point where I was disgusted.
Starting point is 01:58:01 Again, things I've expressed on this show, like openly, like they're, they're coming in, like they got a hot scoop guys. Merce is fat. Call the New York times. And I'm like my whole, like the people that make fun of me for doing the workout to, Oh, Merce is talking about the gym again. I'm keeping people like this show has always been me talking about my life. When I started going to the gym, you guys remember I was like, I'm disgusting.
Starting point is 01:58:38 I'm actually a disgusting person and I've gotten disgusting. And I need to do something about it. And I've decided that I'm going to go start going to the gym and I'm gonna start doing cardio and stuff and this was like five six weeks ago but it's like again these children turn it like oh my god oh you're not ripped i'm ripped dude you want to fight let's buy like everything is this weird fake like you could tell none of them had any fathers growing up they have these, twisted fucking sense of like what's tough guy and what's masculine. And I'm like, okay, you know. But yeah, I've been going to the gym to improve myself. And they have a very childlike grasp of time and space and biology.
Starting point is 01:59:27 They think just a 38-year-old guy who's fucking 380 and change, I think it was 384, that a guy who started at 384 drinking, ordering Uber Eats every day and just killing himself has put on a significant amount of muscle and is now weighing in at like 271 which is still fat but less you know what i mean so it's like yeah i don't know
Starting point is 01:59:55 if you guys know but you don't when you're old you don't just this doesn't just disappear overnight, kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was, David. Yeah. Oh, he runs like a coward. By the way, not running. Walking to find out what happened to my car.
Starting point is 02:00:20 Oh, like a coward. Fucking coward. Fat fuck. Mersh like a coward. He won't fight me. Dude, I couldn't believe he's so fucking fat. This guy has been talking shit to me on the internet for like the past five years. What a child. In the past, by the way, Yoba, it's been about three years since I've started covering you.
Starting point is 02:00:50 Um, I don't believe, uh, I ever cried and called you fat or tried to initiate a fist fight or do any kind of crazy shit like that with you um i do recall calling you a fraud saying that you are ruining people's lives that you are um you've ruined a lot of young men's lives you are potentially probably working with the feds. You have. You've literally ruined lives. And the Yoba people have been shit people. Now you can go, he's been talking shit, bro. It's called criticism. You're a public figure.
Starting point is 02:01:39 It's called criticism. I'm allowed to criticize you, but because you're incapable of criticizing me back, it's you're fat. Please punch me in the face. Please get yourself arrested. By the way, very careful camera angles. I want you to see this. Notice how he never shows the other side of the street except right here. Okay. So off to, off to the left of me. Oh, let me see. This is the only time he films the other side of the street. All the way on the left to your left, like our left. If you go off on the other side of the street, about 25 feet, there's three police officers posted up on foot patrol. If you go off the camera to the right, about another 50 feet, there's like three or four police officers on foot patrol. That is the entrance to what I've always affectionately referred to as black Ybor.
Starting point is 02:02:39 So this has been not a mystery. Yes, I'm a fat guy. Now, here's the deal, because I do find it interesting that everybody that's criticized me for not harming my own life, fucking my life up, going full wigger, and hitting a guy unprovoked. Which, honestly, I don't even have a history of, I don't think I've ever hit a guy unprovoked. So, see, Kieran's saying, sorry, Merce, but you should have fought him. Maybe you should have. Maybe you don't have weapons permits and a fucking, you're looking at buying a house next year.
Starting point is 02:03:24 Maybe you don't have anything to lose and hey that's cool punching people in the face without being physically assaulted first is something somebody does when they don't have anything to lose lose. Simple. Now, if he'd hit me, I would have defended myself. He wouldn't hit me. Now, going around begging somebody to punch you while there's cops standing around is not punking somebody out. Punking somebody out is punching somebody in the face and then them standing there and doing nothing. That's the only thing that qualifies. The only thing that qualifies as punking a guy out is going up to a dude and smacking him right in his face
Starting point is 02:04:15 and standing there. And then the guy going, oh, no problems. Then you can be like, damn, you punked that guy out. Like, he didn't do shit so when you are out the busy by the way this is like 20 minutes short of last call here in ybor city during this video so the streets were packed there's people everywhere and there's there's a crowd everywhere. There's cops everywhere.
Starting point is 02:04:45 They come out in fucking droves at night. So he didn't film any of the cops, but he wanted me to punch him in front of the cops so that I lose my fucking weapons permit. So I lose a chance of buying a house next year. So I go two grand in debt, hiring a lawyer, getting a battery, knocked down to a misdemeanor, having to fucking fill out addendums on forms now and go well i was arrested but never convicted of a violent crime like no fuck that noise i got through my entire 20s by the skin of my goddamn teeth acting like a wigger endangering myself endangering other people and fucking my life up on fucking ad aditum, like over and over again. Me and Royce were talking about that off the air today.
Starting point is 02:05:30 Three times I can think of that Royce has known me, that I've blown my whole shit up because I couldn't control myself one time or whatever. I own a business. I'm a small business owner as much as the fucking uh the folks in the chat that hate me or don't want to hear that you don't have a bit you're an e-bagger you're an e-bagger okay fine whatever but it's still an incorporated llc and i pay taxes on it so through the through the fucking you know what i mean by the fucking lens of the law, I'm a fucking small business owner. Everyone who has ever come into some kind of contact with Tim Baked Alaska G&M has ended up worse off for it.
Starting point is 02:06:20 Whether they were his enemy, whether they were his friend, whenever anybody gets too close to this guy's fucking sphere, they go down. I am too old, I am too fat, and too goddamn tired, and too comfortable to go around punching people in the face. Especially when they haven't punched me in the face. But as far as giving... And by the way, this is the other addendum.
Starting point is 02:06:58 Everybody who says I should have punched him in the face, they're all people that hate me anyway. It's the Reddit people. It's the fucking Podawful people. It's the same fucking, the same 16 Spurgs that if this didn't happen, they would have spent the same amount of time all weekend
Starting point is 02:07:19 pitching about something Merce related. So it's not like if I punched him, I would have won over the crowd like Maximus in Gladiator. That's not what would have happened. I would have been charged with a crime and I would have had a really shitty couple of months trying to get that put away. So, and people would say it would have been content.
Starting point is 02:07:40 Yeah, it would have been content for him. Why am I gonna hit a guy on his channel and get him all the views what the fuck it would that what does that even mean that doesn't even make sense hey here's the guy that wants to fight me but won't actually hit me first wants to beat me into getting arrested hates my Also, I should do him a favor and give him content. Fuck out of here. The people that are giving me shit about this, not all of them, but most of them are the same 15 people that hate my guts anyway.
Starting point is 02:08:19 It wouldn't have made a lick of difference. And you know what they would have been doing? These assholes would have been spending their whole weekend going yo you know it's fucking hilarious dude marsh is now gonna spend all fucking weekend in jail just like that fat fuck boogie yo they should have fat guy prison sex because they're fat fucking marsh is gonna go to prison for life dude whoa wow no i'm gonna go back to my studio on monday and make fun of you and fucking count my super chats and ring the clock, baby. Cha-ching, punch the clock and go home. Junebug saying you just ran away, though.
Starting point is 02:08:57 Didn't look like I was running and I look pretty fat. So am I fucking super fat guy or was I running? I walked away because you're screaming, fight me, bro, with a bunch of cops around. And I ain't got no time for that shit. Again, if there's people like 26 and younger that are seeing this through a different lens, then I get it. But most people that would have done something differently in that situation probably have nothing to lose. You probably have nothing to lose if you're like, I would have punched him. Why? For yelling words at you on a street?
Starting point is 02:09:37 My car just got towed. So what you want me to do is punch him, get arrested. Now my car sits in impound because it got towed. They're going to charge me $150 a day. I got to spend Saturday and Sunday in jail. I don't get bailed out until Monday. Then I got to go pick my car up. Now instead of $150, it's like $600 to pick it up.
Starting point is 02:09:57 Then I got to pay that. Now I got to pay a lawyer. Now I got to pay bail. For what? For Baked Alaska and IP2? To amuse who? Potawful and porcelain and all of those fucking spurgs so they can make 25 accounts on Kiwi Farms and bump their own fucking threads? No thanks. Sorry, boys. I'm going to go back to running my business and you guys can come again five guys all with fucking 50 alts
Starting point is 02:10:31 Saying the same shit every week anyway, Marcia's fat Marcia's a loser by the way to the people who doxxed me in his fucking telegram channel and on his channel like I Self doxxed I don't care You guys are fucking losers. You guys have two fucking, you have two tricks in your fucking, your little fucking repertoire, right? Order pizzas and call the cops. And you can only do that so many times.
Starting point is 02:11:00 So it's like, what do you do? That was me all weekend sorry man again all you tough guys that are like i would have fucking hit him dude i i bet you would have and you know what if if you're going around life and some fucking loser wigger who you know is an undercover fed can provoke you into a fight this easily then you're never going to be shit in life that's the truth anyone who can see this situation and go i would have hit him you're probably not going to be shit in life until you learn to not be a retard he He's the only guy from D.C. walking around scot-free,
Starting point is 02:11:48 still filming content with his mace in his pocket, two of his buddies off camera, ready to jump in, but I'm the bitch because I didn't hit him first. So fuck all the Reddit people. Fuck all the people that have enjoyed the chum in the waters but the truth is is i in in the last 13 months of my life have made incredible strides and i plan on making really really big strides in the next fucking 12 months so it's fine you can call me a bitch but i'm dude i'm a bitch that has a fucking two great shows and a great life and a business partner i
Starting point is 02:12:35 can trust who's my best friend and a fucking bunch of cool people and uh it's pretty bitchin'. So... Ah!

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