The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub has a new scam?!?!? WATP Karl Shout out! Erock and Anthony Cumia react to Opies crash out! DezanBuu!!

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

bapa new ploy to raise money and viewths. Karl Hebeberger and Eric Nagel give props ! Cumia continues his destruction of the Opster. Opie Hughes mental breakdown!! Dezonator continues her shenanigans!! PR Pgirl update!! Sober talk and Grillo on Cumia talk!

You're having a talk picture, aren't you? So, I hope he first focuses on the fact that Kyle thinks he looks tough in his avatar picture. This is wearing a backwards baseball hat. I don't think anyone said that. This is the thing that Ant has been talking about a lot lately, is that Ope doesn't go to investigate anything. Like, I know you're in the room and you're bringing up the chats and he goes, well, I don't know anything about that, I'll look into that. And then if you go and you look into a clip or an audio some you come back the next day

We played on the show where he goes I gotta start looking into this stuff myself because I bring extra things The people tell me they turn out to not be true. Yeah People doesn't actually learn he says the words Investigated anybody like all these people fall for this shit and pointed it out Recently we're just like yeah, they're doing it to stir up emotion That's what all these type of shows are and they all for fall for it They're like well, give me send me the clip if you said that send me the clip send it to me right now I'll look at it. We'll play it on here and we'll watch it. We'll review it

That's what we should be doing everybody just piles on there knowing that it's going to agitate him So that they can clip it put it out send it to Anthony send it to Norton send it to whoever and this is unique Who put out his own video? And that guy does it too. The way I learned about him was he did a whole thing with Brendan Schaub. And that started getting everywhere. And all the MMA stuff we're carrying in about what a piece of shit Brendan Schaub was, and it all goes back to that guy. No, for channels like this and the show that we do, we have a lot to thank Unique for. Because he really didn't set a precedent with that case. Yeah.

Where fair use is pretty loose You could just play 10 minutes of his show and not even comment on it. Just be like very I'm a human nobody say, I'm the only one left in the room I used to get it in true, it's on how I got half my face This man will wash the face, I'm an emo, fuck my face Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him to go change Maybe next time, honey, maybe I got no chance But I don't know the brand, I might not fuck the fame Just be on the block, have a pussy mixed game I just put on my boots, ain't worried about no rank

Put me down, try me to drink, thanks Give me change, that's a fuss, a change, I ain't change Yeah, toast, yeah, I ain't man to shit Why does this say the live from before didn't even end? Like what is this? Are we live right now? Why do I still see messages? This goddamn thing. Did the live from before not really end? Is it doing that stupid fucking glitch thing again god I hope it isn't because if it is that's so annoying but whatever what is up sup Andy violin I just did a pee test I had to go play Yeah. It was good. What's up? What's poppin'? How was your Wednesday night? I just did a piss test.

Elon Musk finally clapped back at Bill Burr. Did a video about it on the other channel. It said, live stream. I'm not sure what it said. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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It's racist. Let's keep it real. But... The Daily Wire drama, all I heard with that boring nigga was fired yesterday. Is there anything new? There wasn't that much about it yesterday though. They're going bankrupt? How? Or what are they trying to avoid paying? Because they got a bunch of fucking people who pay, right?

Or did they lose a bunch of people when Candace Owens left sup Susie Q I'm not I'm at miss Puerto Ricans house I'm not at over there it's not my curfew yet I just I was just over there though. Had to take a pee test and the motherfucker giving the pee test shows up 15 minutes late. And a nigga just standing in line. But like I was telling Miss Puerto Rican everyone over there is like jealous cuz they're like oh look who's here because I don't chill there all day I just chill over here. So like they're like, oh, look who's here, because I don't chill there all day, I just chill over here.

So they're like, oh, Mr. is never here, like, God damn right. I'm chill there amongst the commoners. Yeah, I can pee on command, although I know the test is coming, so I just don't pee beforehand. So I just go in there, pee in the cup, boom, boom, boom, Bob's your uncle, and then I'm out of there. So easy enough.

But yeah, so Elon Musk finally clapped back at Bill Burr. He just put that at retard locator thing called Bill Burr retard. I wonder if when Bill sees that if he's going to clap back even harder at him. But I mean, he did trash the nigga on the fucking Tonight Show though, so. Since when did fucking Fallon get the Tonight Show? I'm so lost on the Tonight Show shit. And then you wouldn't guess who hit me up today.

Fucking Desiree. Hits me up out of nowhere and then says to me, sometime this week I'll bring your laptop, we'll meet up so I can bring you the laptop. Cause I don't want you to keep saying I'm sabotaging you. Which is 100% bullshit. She's not gonna meet up with me. She's not gonna give me the laptop because I've heard this all before.

And I didn't even respond back because there's no point to. There's no point in responding back to that lying piece of shit. So, first of all, why would we have to meet up? I can call my aunt to go pick up the shit in two seconds. So it's all bullshit. Everything she says is a fucking lie.

She's like bipolar or something. So she says that now, but then tomorrow there'll be some new excuse that I did not do it. So it's all bullshit now. No point in talking to that fucking liar. You need the laptop because it's weird. We can't call in. I know, it's fucking bizarre.

I know I need the laptop, but it's bullshit. She's not gonna give it to me. It's a lie. I've heard this before, literally last week. So, and there's no point in responding because then her whole point is to make me keep going, well, where are you with the laptop? And then she just won't answer and then she'll be like, oh fuck you, I was thinking and this is... The kids are weirdoes, so I'm not even gonna respond to that nut job. She's not bringing it, so I'm not even worried about it.

It's gonna jump your ass with old lady, what? Oh, she's gonna jump me? No. Besides, Miss Puerto Rican probably has a blade on her somewhere. Probably fucking spit out of her mouth and cut a bitch. I don't know, but hey, I don't hit her up, she hits me up. And it's just like, I just don't even answer because it's all bullshit out of her mouth.

So it's whatever. Cause I tried explaining to her before, which is why I refused to even hit her back. The fact that you would keep my laptop is fucking bizarre. And stop trying to use it as this thing, which is what it's now. It's like, she's going to meet me and bring it to me. as this thing which is what it's now it's like she's gonna meet me and bring it to me no she's not so that's your baby mom's you shouldn't want any harm to come to her I'm gonna let that bitch die. Kill her, die.

I want her to die. Um, yeah I guess so. What did that chest home put CP on? Damn! Yeah! That shit could be a ticking time bomb for all I know. I get it back, I open it, boom! Bitch can put some fucking...

I mean, she does look like an alien from the fifth element, so she might have some connections there. So... Some futuristic alien space bomb in that motherfucker. On payday just I'm not getting paid that much this payday. You can remember I got out February 6th and I didn't get a phone until February 12th. I essentially only got two weeks to make videos. Next month, April 21st, I should be able to get one. But you niggas don't understand, cause I know what you're thinking,

you're thinking just go to Walmart and get a $300 laptop. No, that doesn't, you need, laptop wise, a gaming one, and the cheapest one you can get is at least a thousand. Which I'm gonna have to do next month, but like you can't just get a fucking $300 laptop and think you're gonna do shit on it. You can't really make videos, you can't live stream on it. Trust me, I when I first started YouTube I was like

hey let me go to Walmart just grab a laptop. I grabbed, I think a $500 one. I had to bring that motherfucker back later that day because it did not do the shit I needed it to do. It's just a reality, man. Opie says his kids are afraid to fly, more like he can't afford. Dude, he's got money, but like, he's gotta be running out of just money to blow every day.

I mean, I know he's got money because he's got the Manhattan apartment in the Hamptons place, but I mean I know he's got money because he's got the Manhattan apartment in the Hamptons place but I mean that's money tied up in the real estate. I think I had a job in the Coons age. His everyday money must be going down the drain. Yeah a refurbished one at Walmart or online. Well yeah of course I'm going to look into it but it's gonna have to be around April 21st. Because when I get paid on Friday I got a fucking $50 just to do the fucking

first domestic violence class and then that's $25 each week. I gotta spend God knows how much money to go see my sons on lift rides there. Then I gotta buy food and shit. Sometimes it's good quality, sometimes they mostly come out at night, mostly. Oh by the way, are any of you members? Because if you're a member, you've got to see Miss Puerto Rican when I posted it. I posted it on both the channels too, so if you're a member on either of the channels,

you got to see her, since you were all fucking clamoring this ear. Stop bothering me about it! fucks I saw at least one person left to comment, so, no one of you motherfuckers. The Puerto Rican des can pay for food yeah but I like to pay for my own shit oh we got a look when she got back from her parents house okay yeah she looks good She looks good. But yeah, so if you remember, you get to see that.

Always read the star reviews. I do that for everything, even when I'm downloading an app. And you have to hit see all reviews too. Because I noticed on the app things, they bots to do like good reviews. They got upvoted to the dot. Beautiful profile pic. But yeah, so I Can't believe that cocksucker came late for that piss test today, but whatever. Oh, by the way Don't forget to hit the stream labs donation link in the description Donate 20 become an instant moderator and have power Yeah, hopefully somebody hits out like I need to go buy cigarettes tomorrow. I get paid Friday.

I gotta make it one more day. Although when I get paid Friday though, I won't get paid until like three in the afternoon. Although that should be fine anyway. Because I got a fucking meeting on Friday. I got a meeting tomorrow. Ten to eleven and Friday ten to eleven. But so that usually kills time. tomorrow, 10 to 11 and Friday 10 to 11 but... So that usually kills time.

The Discord link? All right, hold on. See, if I leave here though, is that gonna fuck up the stream? If I leave here and get the Discord link? See, I'm afraid of that. Probably. I'm not gonna exit out of it though,

I'm just gonna, it might. How about this, I'll do a fucking post with the discord link and after I'm done streaming then you can hit the discord I'll do it on this channel just throw up a quick post with the discord link Kyle is the white chick profile prettier than the PR chick? The white chick is kind of nerdy looking. Yeah the white chick's nerdy looking. Now you're not banned on the discord I unbanned everybody. You saw the close-up of her cameo bro that pic is sus to me of whose cameo who has a cameo to master band we are on the discord no nobody's band on the discord if they are on being but I think I unbanned everybody on the discord Shit the only person who posted that discord is neek and peak

You think I'm banned in my unique channel Hmm, I don't think so I can check check afterwards though. Is the channel called Unique though or is it called Saiyan still? See, I don't know. I'm gonna have to check afterwards. post? Well if you're Ben, how the hell do you know who posts? But yeah, so stupid dummy hit me up today. I'm just ignoring her though for the rest of my life. my life. The show's using the discord? Oh. Well, if you're in, go check now, just put it in the discord. Like I said, I'll do it off the link.

But I did fuck it, I'm banning everybody from it. Did you see Big U got caught up in Rico? No. I was gonna call in the Kumia today, but fucking I forgot it's Wednesday and he was doing the show with Gavin. So you know, you're not getting a call through when he's doing the goddamn show with Gavin. So you're not getting a call through when he's doing the goddamn show with Gavin.

So I didn't even try. They don't take calls during that show. But tomorrow, because I really do have a legitimate question I want to ask fucking Kumya. So hopefully tomorrow I can get through. But yeah, I went to go fucking check out the show. I was like, oh yeah, Wednesdays. It's him and fucking Gavin. And they babble about politics the entire time.

Which I don't mind, but I forgot and I was trying to get that call through. Did I miss Comea when I was in jail? Nigga, I wasn't even, well, at some times in jail, the only time I was thinking was like damn I'm not making any money right now. And damn what am I missing because fucking in the shit we're into there's no way to find out what about it in jail no I didn't miss him with my heart you weirdo weirdo. Is the Asian guy still the producer or did they get someone else? Of course I thought of the kids. They were supposed to bring the kids up for a visit that they just

didn't do. They were court ordered. They just didn't do it it and then we went to court after I got out and the judge was like so what the fuck ever the only visit I got was from my aunt that's the only visit I got and then when I got out of jail all my fucking money was taken and I was left with negative $20 in my account. And then when I got out of prison I asked the person who took all the money from my account, hey could you give me like money for a hotel for the night and then they tried to have me thrown back in jail so fuck that cross-eyed fat ugly piece of shit and if you see this stop trying to hit me up we know you're not really gonna give me the laptop so go fuck yourself.

The judge was probably appointed by Obama. I think you mean an elephant lady, Tuumasta, an elephant lady. But, yo, I mean, you have to look at it from my fucking perspective. I got thrown in jail on some bullshit. I find out I made $700 the entire time I was in prison without doing anything. I get out, I can't go home, I got negative 20 bucks in my account, I hit up someone, ask them, hey can you at least pay for a hotel? Not only do they tell me to go fuck myself, they tried to have me thrown back in jail.

And now they refuse to give me my shit. Fuck that person, I will never talk to that fucking loser ever again in life. Ugh. I'm purposely going to show up late for court just so I don't have to be associated with that piece of shit. You know how embarrassed I was last time I was in court and they call your names together? I was wanting to go, oh I'm with this fat bitch. Hahaha, yeah! You're not wrong Kyle, but you have to think of the future.

She's, eh, I'm in the motherfucking life forever. Nigga, the second, when's my next court date? August. The second I'm allowed to, I'm getting the fuck out of this state. I'll never see grimace ever again, and thank God. Fuck that. I'm gonna talk to someone who's gonna have me thrown in jail. Fuck that shit. Let us talk bad about her.

We all saw her beat you and heard you shit up. I know, but I'm not corny like that. So go to Maine with my cousin. My cousin Matt. The only thing stopping me from going to Maine You know what if I wasn't forced to be here the second I got out I probably would have went to Maine but the only thing stopping me from going there is like the nigga tells me they got shit internet out there. And like you can't even buy good internet out there. So like that's kind of a,

and out there you kinda need a whip. Which that might not end up being a problem but, like that place is still a little too desolate. Like the niggas like, oh I have to go drive an hour to go to McDonald's. I don't like that. That's a wee bit too much of a voyage for me. So I'm never seeing my kid. Yeah, like that dummy has custody of the kids.

Charlie, I could see the kids without ever seeing her. So if Rican kicks you out, you wouldn't hit her up? No. I don't even live with the Recon. What? I don't live with the... I live by myself and I'm going to live by myself. I will not be dependent on anyone. How technically the apartment that Daz lives in is my apartment with my name on it because I got six grand for it because she just didn't pay her in. And I'm court ordered to be there. I just saw my probation officer.

I got a no trespass order on apartment two. I live in apartment four. But fucking keep it. Keep it, keep it all, whatever. Said I was moving out of state. How am I seeing the kids? Eh, they're gonna have to come see me. And I'm sure they'll make the trip if they really want to.

I'll just keep it real, I'll probably have new kids to worry about. Take your name off. Oh, oh, trust me that that's already in the works. Me getting my name off that apartment. Trust me. Let me assure you. What time is it? Thanks for being honest. I'm always honest. It's time for some Puerto Rican kids. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm a piece of shit, but you fuck with me? How am I a piece of shit though? I can't contact someone who's gonna fucking just try and throw me in jail and never advance in life I mean she's never been on an airplane and she said she never will be like what is that she's destined for the ghetto. I got love for the ghetto. Love for the hood. Love for the, for the, for the, for the, for the hood. What time is it?

Now someone hit that Streamlabs donation link. I'm trying to get a pack of cigarettes for tomorrow. They'll hold me over till Friday. Oh, payday Friday, hurry up. Abandon? No, not abandon. How is that an abandoning? So every person who's divorced or broken up

with their kids' mother is abandoning their family now. What? That's not abandoning. I mean let's keep it real. This time next year when Dez is alone and fucking ODs or have a heart attack she weighs 400 pounds and dies, the kids are probably gonna end up with me anyway. Or gets evicted and can't get an apartment because she's got like 80 evictions on her record.

Whatever the case may be, let me assure you, there will be a phone calls to me saying, can you come get your kids? Let me assure you, I already know that's going to happen. Let's keep it the fuck real. Let's keep it a buck. Fuck! Just being honest here. I plan on being in their lives. The chat's not moving on the screen. I can still see. I got the internal chat I'm watching.

I can still see his. I can still see. I got the internal chat I'm watching. I can still see is. I can see you. All right. Last call for donations. Get them in. If you can, if you can't, don't worry. Text Dads and tell her to rinse, dude. Oh yeah, I've seen the Jess hilarious breakfast club shit I still gotta go get it fitted I gotta do it Friday I don't get paid till Friday

motherfucker Alright, so what do I gotta do? I gotta post a Discord link right after the stream. Did they try and get rid of her? Well, I got to bum some smoke, that stinks. Now see, here's the thing that happened. She works in show business and she went and got pregnant. And she didn't know that in the business of show, you cannot show that you are replaceable. And she showed that she was replaceable

because someone replaced her while she had a baby. Now here's the problem. The person replacing you doesn't have to do as good as you. They only have to do decent. And the reason, let's put it in YouTube. Let's say you do a YouTube channel and you get a million views and then you get pregnant, have a baby and someone replaces you and they get like 700,000 views. The company is gonna go with the person who gets 700,000 views because they get to pay them a lot less.

You just showed you a replaceable. Jess Hilarious showed she was, to some degree, replaceable and she was not happy about that. It's a bitch for women. But it's really anybody you bought. That's why in a show business job it's not like a regular job it's not like if you take your maternity leave and every your jobs right there waiting for you when you get back you show you're

replaceable you will get fucking replaced now the same thing almost happened remember what was it Nick Cannon filled in for Wendy Williams and he almost took her shell from her. Just the way it is. but I got to go Peace, stay black You finally gonna talk shit on Chewie though, cause I'm scared. Nigga, fuck Chewie! Yeah man, the rest of the J.O.Os. I think it's all time we hit a lick on Dez. That's the last thing you wanna lick, but... Kumiya's show will be on later.

No, there's Kumiya tonight, it's just not gonna be on. And the show is supposed to start at eight, they don't get to it until like fuckin' 8.07 or some shit. But I haven't been live in a couple of days, so I figured, might as well go live and talk to you niggas. Would I do Rob Saul's show? Sure, why not? I would do that nigga's show.

Sup Andy Bialyn. I didn't do a video about it today, but I might tomorrow with Brendan Chob's new scam my god and if it's not a scam I don't know what the fuck he's doing is Dez a Palestinian? No. You got an ex account he can add you? Yeah, it's at joeyroddick1. At J-O-E-E-R-O-T-I-C-1. That's my ex handle, right?

Looking at it for 17 years now that no no one like that non-working dry box the fuck but yeah fucking ah today they made us do a house meeting. Yo, there's a new guy in our house, everyone hates this big Dominican motherfucker. I gotta get a picture of the niggas for ya. Niggas mad, inappropriate and shit. He's about to get kicked out, it's hilarious. He's shit all over the bathroom,

all day to call an ambulance with a nigga and everything. Drugs are a bitch. Drugs are a bitch, drugs are bad, including. Jessica, I want to look in your windows, Jesus. Can anyone fucking come in there? What's lies? You nigga, I've shown you the Puerto Ricans bathroom before. There's fucking salsa music playing in it and shit. But yeah, so.

Tried fucking calling the DCF lady to set up visits today, but of course never got fucking back to me hopefully I can get it done during the week but who knows about that I got reading glasses that I didn't bring to the Puerto Ricans house which I kind of need them right now yeah the dead ever give me a Blumkin she couldn't fit in the bathroom with me at the same time? What the fuck? Oh, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. If you donate 20 bucks you become a moderator and have instant power.

Or if you hit the Cash App. Although I prefer Streamlabs because Cash App has fucked me before. So what do I contribute to society? Well, I make videos even though I have to do it on a shitty phone because I'm being sabotaged and my laptop is being held hostage. So but so far I'm close to $2,000 for April, but that's on the shitty phone. Oh my God, if I had the shitty phone.

I gotta try to make it back up to making like five grand a month though. Hopefully I can get back to that spot. But it's hard when you're doing it on the fucking phone. Nigga, if you're a YouTube member, if you're a member of my channel, you've seen lots of the Puerto Rican in my member posts. You've seen her laying after I ravaged her. You've seen her Facebook. But youaged her. You've seen her Facebook.

But you gotta be a member of the channel. I think Nick has bought a bunch of you memberships, so you've seen her. Yeah. And when you look at the Puerto Rican, remember it is two of them, because she's got a twin sister. twin sister.

Bowling for behavior. Yeah, so tonight Cumbia is going to have fucking Grillo on. So it's going to be a whole Howard Stern trashing show at WAC. which should be pretty fucking funny. Yeah, you've seen a current pic. How do I know which twin is mine? I don't know. Although I think the other one lives in prospect height, so. Oh, they're four other reasons. Who said? She looks like she has Down syndrome.

Okay, no, but... syndrome. Okay. No. But. Fucking no. So did all that shit got paid and then, so payday happens, right? You too payday. I get paid. Then I look at my PayPal account and 80 fucking dollars is missing I'm like what the fuck because I turned off everything that could come out of my goddamn account And then I look at the thing and it says Instacart and I'm like, I don't have fucking Instacart then it went off in my mind

Fucking Majin Buu. Fucking Dez. I hit her up and like, give me my fucking money back because I know it was her. And then she hits me back immediately. I took the money because I bought you cigarettes and I bought you a phone and it. So she admits she took the money. Then bought you cigarettes and I bought you a phone. And so she admits she took the money. Then we get into this argument.

Then she tries lying and say she did it on accident. And I'm like, why'd you say you took it at first? Everything she says is a lie. It's weird. So she took $80. It ended up coming out. No, she took $ eight dollars. It came out to ninety one dollars. I Finally got her to cash at me eighty dollars and another eight dollars So I got fucked on three dollars and now I got money on my cash app and money myself now It's all discombobulated and perpendicular and it's annoying. Oh I had to call fucking PayPal and I was like get that fucking Instacart off of my goddamn thing.

Ugh, won't give me my laptop. Won't give me my Xbox. It's bizarre. Man, I'll just give me back the damn month. Yeah, apparently she's still at her instacart on my fucking thing, but I got that taken off now too. Don't I have kids with Des? Yeah. Stealing money, Sounds crazy. How would that person be owed money

when I had to get them more than seven grand for the rent she didn't pay? And then when I was in prison and somehow made $700, all that was taken. As far as I consider it, I'm owed money still. Yeah, she probably sniffed it all. Hehehe Let's keep it a buck. I spent it on fucking fried chicken and cheeseburgers. My god. She's not even in the camera. Yeah.

When I seen her at court, it was like Majin Buu with fucking Hercule. Ugh. You need to cut all subscriptions. Yeah, I did. I cut everything. And the only reason why the Instacart thing got me is PayPal said it was a fucking billing thing. So, I don't know. I just got all my money out of there and tomorrow I gotta go open up a new bank account

at like fucking Bank of America or something and just have my YouTube money go there. Just in case, just in case. Come on, Joe. No, I'm not keeping a toilet seat. Just be a human being and maybe Iraq will give it to you. I know, I don't know why Opie, by the way, like Keya confirmed my suspicions that 99.9% of the master tapes are all on

the internet anyway. Why does EROC pretend not to know who you are? It's a thing they all gotta do. When I'm literally bigger than E-Rock, not physically. I mean, it can't be as big as him. Dez is bigger than E-Rock physically, but online I'm way bigger than E-Rock. So it's kind of dumb for fucking him to be like,

who's that guy? Like nigga, you know who I am. Bow your head. Acknowledge me. You think he rock over Dez? Well, he is more attractive. I mean, usually you'd be like, well, a chick has a vagina, but desis doesn't work, so.

Yo, fuckin', Miss Puerto Rican had her period this whole week. She finally doesn't have it, and I was still fuckin' her. And she was like, no, you can't fuck me on my period.'t you know to wait and I'm like sorry I haven't been with someone with a working vagina in how long she took her there you for 17 years dude be serious more like the other way around that bitch would be homeless if not for me. Miss can't pay the rent.

Miss don't listen and get the kids taken. Miss never home. When she gets the kids I wonder what that's gonna look like cause she's fucking gone all day the second the kids get there. In the carin with Karina I need to go grab another new port yeah How dare I? walking up the Taco Bell water. Yeah, exactly. But, I mean, dude, I haven't eaten Taco Bell.

I only eat Taco Bell once since I've been out. I don't eat that much fast food. I'm losing weight, unlike somebody else. Unlike other people like what I said when it comes to chicks now no fatties no fatty boom-ba-laddies none of them Don't be offended and forever change. I don't know what the fuck Azorian food is. Henkazaria has food?

I mean Natu Natu? I'm eating that tuna tuck. Nah. It's pink slime. But yeah. Like dude, I got a comment that fucking bummed me out today. A dude just put in my thing. Cause I dropped that Koumea video about Artie Lang on another channel, got mad views quick and a dude was like,

dude, I really appreciate the clips, but you're recording on your phone though and your sound quality is such shit. And I'm like, I know know but I'm being sabotaged by a fucking weirdo who won't give me my laptop. It won't give it to me for spite and the sabotage because there's literally no other reason not to give it. So odd and bizarre. Holy shit next time I do a stream,

I need my fucking glasses. Why is Hinka's area a piece of garbage? Will I give that peepee just to get the laptop back? Is that what she wants? Spite. Sabotage. Exactly. Exactly. And then to actually try to steal my money. I'm fucking when when that person has 10,000 I know it's probably got sniffed.

Her and her boyfriend probably sniffed it all or spent it all on fucking a buffet or some shit. I don't know. But they actually try and take my money. The little money I had that I only could make for two weeks, cause you're gonna remember I got out of prison February 6th. I didn't get a phone until February 12th.

And February was a short month. So I only had two weeks to even make money. So the little money I made, she tried stealing it for Twinkies. I'm not no motherfucking Azorian, I'm Cape Verdean. Old country buffet, I ain't never been there. Ponderosa? How about this Ponderosa better than. And now I think the Ponderosa is Olive Garden. I never had no motherfucking Godmother's pizza.

Sub-set. Have I seen my kids through Zoom? Like I said this weekend, I fucking, tried calling the new DCF worker. My God, the negro-ness in this woman's name. I called her and her supervisor, they haven't got back to me, so I guess during the week. But my God. This bitch's lame.

Yo. If I see this bitch, I bet you she's gonna look like Wesley Snipes. Hey, hey, Kachupa. Love motherfucking Kachupa. Love Kachupa. Not your laptop says it's in her mom's name. First of all, that laptop isn't in her mom's name. The first laptop I had was. Second, even if it was, they're not using it. They're never going to use it.

It only has one function, so to not give it to me is just out of spite and hate and sabotaging. Prove my logic wrong. You can't. How the Xbox I paid for with my YouTube money. Yeah, can't, so, well, whatever. Get it right with God, provide for your children. The kids aren't here, so I can smoke inside of here. Nia Burr is in outrage?

Dude, I was thinking about making a video, maybe tomorrow or Tuesday, about when Bill Burr dropped the Thursday podcast if you read the comments, oh boy They were fine with the Elon Musk trashing, but they did not like him going on the view. Oh boy He pissed off his audience with that one Him going on under fucking view. Indoor smoking is immoral under any circumstances. Knowing what we know, you know. Ehh, poppycock and boulder dash. Does it bother me that Kumia talks shit about black people? No,

Kumia is a self-hating black man so Kumia wants to self-hate, he can self-hate. Nia wears the pantsuit. I would be good on the view. I'd be like, hey sonny, shut up, you cunt. No, Bill Burr isn't his fuck white women phase. He would have never went on the view 20 years ago. He would have never went on the view 20 years ago. Yeah, I saw that set. Carl give me props. Of course he did. He acknowledged me.

But yeah, I've seen him give me props. Did you see Eliza Jordana fucking ban me from her chat yesterday? Just because I made a little joke. Eliza Jordana fucking banned me from her chat yesterday Just cause I made a little joke I said, you know Eliza Was totally a teeny-bopper when she was 18 in 1975 And then she hit me, eh all you do is get drunk And then she banned me well this channel not my second channel But I think she isn't happy when I made that video

where the homeboy fucking punched her in the car. And they're like, come on, cunt. I'd smash the broads on the view, no. I have standards now, I don't drink anymore. No old chicks. No fat chicks. So, if you're old and fat, not happening. So if you're old and fat, not happening. Not bloody locally. I mean hell, the Puerto Ricans in there, I think she's still sleeping.

And I fucked her pretty good. And then we watched the game show network. Where that dude from the Goldbergs hosts the game show, which is weird. They take like former fucking child actors and make them host of game shows. It's the weirdest shit ever. I'm gonna move to Ireland. Wake her up by going down on her. Game shows are for- god damn Chester. I don't know why specifically you had to say the J.O.O.'s. Yes, Succulent Monk, that's probably what it was.

She bought your phone now. I got a $10 phone from the fucking CVS. Look out! She got me a $10 phone after I got her seven grand and she stole my $700. You know what? If she had just not touched my PayPal money when I was in jail, I'd rather take that than the phone.

I think I could have used $700 right when I got out of jail. Oh yeah, I know I'm about to kill it on YouTube. And doing it all with a fucking phone is just annoying seeing the comments like, dude you'd be so much bigger if you weren't recording off a fucking phone. It's like, yeah duh, but there's nothing I can do at least fucking this month. And which sucks because the second I get money I'm gonna have to buy new shit. It's all gonna be thousands of fucking dollars. I'm gonna have to buy new shit. It's all gonna be thousands of fucking dollars.

I'm gonna want my girl to the Lizzie Borden house in July if I pick you up. Can we drink some grog? No, nigga, what kind of, what's in grog? Nigga, you ain't drinking no grog? No fuck. By the way, it would help me out a lot if you hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate 20 bucks become an instant moderator and you have power or the cash app link I don't care it's in the

description your channel went down when Dez got you into smoking weed. Now my channel went down when um oh I just started drinking every day and I was depressed from the lawsuit. I was very depressed when the lawsuit first happened because I wasn't allowed to play any clips from Dummy because I was in the middle of a lawsuit. So if you remember, like, the entire time on that unique entertainment channel, up until I won the lawsuit, every clip I did about Brendan Job,

I didn't play any audio, I just talked. What are the shittiest YouTube channels that cover the Boppaverse? I vote Cooney and LionMeows. I don't even know who the fuck they are. That's another thing about not having a laptop. I can't even do like a proper stream. I can't play videos or anything Yeah, it's clear but the problem is the audio and shit so And you can't really do better on a phone, especially this shit phone

I'm pretty sure it is like a $40 phone for like Walgreens or something. So I Don't know I'm just being sabotaged but I will rise like a phoenix from the ashes I still have period blood on my dick dammit yeah I swear to God Miss Puerto Rico is like you're ruining my bed over here and I'm like sorry I fuck when I fuck. I'm not used to having to take a break. Was with a vagina that didn't work. But yeah, fucking after Dez stole my fucking money, oof, block that bitch on everything.

Fuck that lunatic. Fucking whack job, won't give me my laptop, won't give me my Xbox, then try stealing my fucking money and it's like... That's why I can't contact that person. Weirdo lies. She would hit me up, I'm bringing your Xbox, and then just not hear from her for two days and be like, where are you bringing the Xbox? Fuck you, nigga. I'll bring you your laptop sometime this week. I'll hit her up three days later, are you bringing that laptop? Fuck you, nigga. I'll bring you your laptop sometime this week. I'll hit her up three days later.

Were you bringing that laptop? No, it's not yours. It's like, then why'd you tell me you were gonna bring me it? Everything out of that person's mouth is weird. I lie. You're homeless? Can you ever pick who get?

What? Ugh, that fucking GED showing. But yeah, I can pick who I get. I mean, what? I got out of prison February 6th. I was chilling with a white girl on February 9th. I picked up Puerto Rican chick, I think on February 15th. I mean, it's not that hard for me to get jaded, because I mean, just keep it real.

I mean, look at my face. It's hard, but it is. I mean, come on, people. I'm fucking gorgeous here. And come on, people. I'm fucking gorgeous here. Mia Koper with her thumb out by the highway, damn. I know I can't do the intro without a goddamn laptop. So which means April 21st, I'm gonna have to spend all my fucking money to get a laptop.

Because people don't understand this because on like Facebook and shit they'll be like just go get another laptop. It's like nigga I can't go buy a three or five hundred dollar laptop. I need the power of like a gaming laptop and shit in order to do videos and run live streams so I gotta do all that shit I'm on no medication sir. Nope. I was up at fucking 5 in the morning.

Got dressed, had to walk over an hour to Butler, do an AA meeting. Walk all the way back. Lose some weight though. And I don't even need to lose weight. Brendan Newscam. So he went to this fucking car bidding place, right? And he fucking bid, he won a bid on a jeep that's pink for $92,000.

And that's the car he's going to be giving away. The scam can't be just entering for merch. There's no way he's getting enough for $2,000 on that. So what I think is happening is he's trying to just collect data, cause he lets you enter for free, and trying to sell off that fucking data to companies.

That's gotta be the scam. Have I ever gotten a boner during an AA meeting? No, Nick. I like that one on Sunday at Butler Hospital though, cause they got coffee, they had some cake, they had munchkins. I took a picture of it and posted it on Facebook when I was waiting for the meeting.

Y'all niggas saw it. Adam 22, Chapo Ross academics and DJ Vlad did a pod together. Damn. Fucking Adam 22 is subscribed to here. When I go through my thing and I go to who's subscribed to my channel the biggest subscribers it just says no jumper cake and coffee would give you a boner yeah you're weirdo dude don't be weird Had to do a piss test yesterday. No, he stopped doing the food truck thing. Chav gave up on that.

But I mean, the drop, $92,000 on that shit Jeep. And he spent over a half a million to sue me. He's still suing me, because we're technically in the appeals process And when I win the appeal he's gonna try and bring it to the Supreme Court I might be in front of fucking Justice Sotomayor And that Katari Jackson bitch There's a Mexican food truck right down the street I could do it from there The wise Latina, I don't know what the fuck his his wife went from Vegas trips to Chicago trips

so Her new nigga, where was she be fucking? When she gets a job, she must be chilling in Chicago now They probably don't have food food trucks. I don't know, they got a bunch of Mexican ones now. There's more and more Mexicans, and here's a way you can tell Mexicans from the other Spanish people. They're very little. She's getting a train ran on her.

Her brother lives in Chicago? She ain't going to see no of her fucking brother. That bitch is in Chicago. She's at Excalibur. She's going to the Rock and Roll McDonald's. She's going to B&B in Chinatown. She's going to the Flanagan's in Lake Bluff. She's getting on the train and, wait no, that was me.

That was me when I lived in Chicago. But dude, I remember living in Chicago they had this club Excalibur four-story club and every level was a different club on it it opened up at seven o'clock at night and closed at seven o'clock in the morning and then the next morning you just see hundreds of people filing out of there and going right across the street to the Rock and Roll McDonald's. It was awesome living there. And Lake Bluff was it. We used to have this spot at Flanagan's. It was a restaurant but at night they would turn it into a nightclub. Pretty dope spot. Hooked up with some lieutenant

Japanese wife there. That was pretty dope. I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Yeah I was on Jordana's stream and she banned me because I'm black No, I told a joke about her age. That's the one thing that gets her. She looks good for her age. I mean, she's 82 years old, still kind of hot, but... Comey's show is a little after 8. He's going to have on Steve Grillo, so it's gonna be an entire show trashing Stern. Should be good. Don't worry, I'll throw that on.

If I get some Streamlabs donations, motherfuckers. So hit that link in the description. Like I said, if you donate 20 bucks, you become an instant moderator and have power. Either the Streamlabs one or the CashApp one. I'd prefer the Streamlabs one, because one time I got CashApp donations and they didn't give it to me, which was fucking bizarre, but if you can only do CashApp, do that. And then I give you power right here with the touch of my finger that smells like Puerto

Rican pussy, yeah. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. I give you power. Yes, having power is amazing. But yeah, so I did the AA meeting today. Oh, a lot of walking, but a good walk. I like to walk. Puerto Rican, I think you meant to say poop power, but the Stephanie McMahon interview with Stern made its rounds on Twitter the other day.

I didn't even know she went on Stern. Was that a reason? Oh my god, that nigga's show is dead. I didn't even know that. I probably would have checked that out. Did they talk about Vince? Vince might be coming back. Still one of the greatest fucking promos ever is when he brought the NWO in, in like 2003.

Or I'm gonna kill my creation, is it gonna be me? Oh, it's old? Well then who gives a fuck? They're not gonna cancel Stern for some old shit he did because he's too irrelevant to cancel. They don't even promote him anymore. He even said the Call Me Daddy chick runs serious now, not him, so... So... I mean if that niggas willing to work for nothing they might resign him but who knows.

What the hell are you doing? Why? What the hell are you doing? I was just...what the hell I thought I was fucking dreaming. I just played it calm. That shit was fucking crazy to me. I know that I was live streaming it right? I thought I was fucking dreaming. Oh, Miss Puerto Rico woke up and she was like, what the fuck are you doing?

I like live streaming. Thought she was dreaming. She sounds mad. Nah, she just woke up. Yeah I told you niggas, fuck her to sleep, just woke her up. I know I gotta watch out. I don't want to get shipped in my back They're all grumpy when they wake up Yeah, she was grumpy I opened up up the door and she was just standing there. I thought she was going to whip out one of those butterfly knives. I thought I was going to fucking get Tony Montana and I was Rabanga.

Open up the door and say,avenga for the friendship fuck! Ravenga! Almost fucking smacked me like Dez's mom did? Yeah, I know. Crazy. How long have I gone? And I still got like a little over 10 minutes till Koumea comes on with Steve Grillo so apparently Steve Grillo wrote a new book so I'm pretty sure him and Kumia are gonna get

into that I wonder if there's gonna be any Opie trashing during well there might be some stuttering John trashing during the Howard trashing Trashing during the Howard trashing That might happen Where you had that well, it's cleaned up now Chester, but yeah, I got a Streamlabs donation, I'll show you the bathroom there. Cause I gotta be back there at the tail end of Kumiastream, but. Mrs. Schaub used to be a fucking,

well she's in LA so she was a solid 8 for LA her body count, she got passed around by all the low-level rappers. Shob makes money from daddy, his dad. You hope he gives Martling and West a shout out? But yeah, Shaw gets money from his dad. He got that what? $300,000 from the podcast, won people and then stocked that immediately tanked. So... Well yeah, how do you think Shob's brother lives? Remember Shob has a brother. How do you think that brother lives? Shob's dad sold off an internet company in the late 80s for

hundreds of millions of dollars and he was the CEO of the company. So yeah this dad was one of the first people on that internet bubble. people on that internet bubble. His brother looks retarded. His brother looks like a retarded Brendan Schaub and Brendan Schaub is a retarded Brendan Schaub. Now the toilet doesn't have blue water. And there's one, two, three, four, five bathrooms. There might be a sixth one I haven't seen, but. I don't know what allowance he gets. I mean, Shab, throughout his career, has made money. But like all the other LA crew, his family has money too. So who knows? Like who knows how much money Burt Kreischer's family gave him or Delia or fucking Brian Callan. There's only one really good bathroom. One all the way to the left on the second floor.

That's got the best shower and the best toilet. So the skim is, Shab bought a $92,000 Jeep that he says he's going to give away. Obviously, and with that, remember, they're still gonna be doing a ask me anything, him and Callan, but you have to email them in questions. So they're still gonna cherry pick them and not answer anything real, but it's a data scam scam You're trying any way to collect as much people's data and email things to sell it off to third-party companies

Now I haven't taken an upper-decker there like I said the new guy there shit all over the fucking bathroom and Told everyone about it and then they call the ambulance for him. He's a big fat Dominican guy. Yeah. You fucking Cam the Eagles fan right on nigga yeah give me back my laptop. But ugh, like we didn't know that was Dez. Like, you know how dumb Dez is? He's probably like, I'm going to his chat and I'll put my name is Jessica. I gotta see what he's doing

He's blocked me on everything. So now I gotta go in his YouTube chat I would be civil to a person who wasn't keeping my shit hostage and like not giving it to me, but I Can't be civil to someone who tries to fucking just fuck with me. It's bizarre. So She fell down a well? Not a well of knowledge. One move and the laptop gets it.

I gotta convince her with snacks. Like the Reese's Doritos and shit like that'd be some shit she'd eat. I declare this this December of Kyle! What the fuck is that thing? I don't know what time is it. But peace, um... In the future. Bye!