The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub is still appealing the Lawsuit!! Bapa puts his House up for sale!!Cumia vs Opie still rages. heading to court to deal with OPPS?!

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

Schaub still stinks. Puts his house for sale . Turmoil in his organization continues. Cumia and Opie feud will never end !!! Heading to court to face the "Dezonator"!!! Streamlabs turmoil wi...th the "Destructor". Rican girl update odat. WWE talk

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bruh Thank you. So pissed off when I first began today. Today ended very well, though. Ended very, very, very well. Found out crazy shit about Puerto Rican chick, which was hilarious Fucking We got to see shop fucking his house that's up for sale Sub dash
Starting point is 00:01:19 Alright, we got one person in here and Apparently this view count Means nothing because it says zero but there's a nigga talking okay it's just the technology i'm dealing with all right that's what we're gonna have to deal with what i do today oh i woke up and i was so pissed off so heated because i got donations last night through stream labs and fucking desiree's goddamn hulu came out of my account 30 fucking two dollars apparently she has three different subscriptions one with ads one with no ads and one with stars so dumb and then she contacted me and I was like yo let me get that $32
Starting point is 00:02:10 back cause you know I just paid $30 for a Hulu I don't use and she was like no so I blocked her and then she blocked me so that's how that ended up oh I hate that bitch hate her with the red hot passion god damn it
Starting point is 00:02:29 but yeah fucking that happened and I chilled with Puerto Rican girl all day found out crazy shit about the Puerto Rican girl. It's funny, too. Oh, I canceled everything. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Now, no automatic shit can come off of my thing. Thank God you are sober, bro. You used to have a stroke every night. I know, my guy. I was drinking way too much. I got court tomorrow, too. Which is crazy. Hey, I can multitask while I live stream here
Starting point is 00:03:27 Yeah But I got fucking court tomorrow So I'm gonna see Dez at court It's a family court They took our kid So I guess Dez might get the girls back tomorrow I don't fucking know This is the first time I'm going to be in court
Starting point is 00:03:45 when I'm not going to be coming from jail. So they would bring me to family court from jail with handcuffs and leg shackles. I look like Hannibal Lecter without the spit guard. It was so stupid but but uh tomorrow we also have a meeting so i'm gonna have to find a makeup meeting
Starting point is 00:04:13 i was locked up for breaking a no contact order it was such bullshit but that's the technicality they got me on but it's whatever so tomorrow I got court and I'm gonna see stupid deads there find out what these people are gonna wanna do moving forward. Cause then we got court March like 15th or something. Or like the 13th. I forget which one but. Then we're gonna have to figure out that
Starting point is 00:04:59 court date. Yeah I didn't do nothing. We was Kangs and shit nigga oh it's gonna be so awkward though having to sit in like the hallway at court the fucking Dez is gonna be there taking up half the hallway and shit like what the fuck are. That's going to be some crazy ass shit. But I'm just saying, what did Dez do to lose her kids? Oh, you don't want to know. Yeah, the no contact order was against her, but it was DCF who did the no contact order, not her, who got it broken.
Starting point is 00:05:59 She wasn't even there. And she said she didn't even live there, but they still arrested me for it. It was bullshit, but... They got that. They got that little dove. Alright, Dad, you don't have to be all so fucking uppity about this shit.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Nigga, god damn. Um... this shit. God damn. Um. No, I'm not allowed to do nitrous. I think the reason why she got the kids taken was conditions of the house or something. Some shit like that. Who the fuck just texted me?
Starting point is 00:06:51 Okay, why would it tell me that? All got Damien homie it's your business but yeah I think that's the reason why she got the kids taken away cause I don't think they made her do any drug shit or anything she's the one who might actually need it but who knows
Starting point is 00:07:21 but I mean so I got court tomorrow That's at fucking 10.30 So I gotta miss a meeting Which means I'm gonna have to do a makeup meeting Either on Wednesday or Saturday So that should be interesting But yeah fucking
Starting point is 00:07:42 Brendan Shaw put his god damn house up for sale will she be tested for saturated and trans fats in her blood who knows she's never gone to the doctor if she doesn't have diabetes,
Starting point is 00:08:06 I'd be shocked. I got type 2 diabetes. Yeah, the house is on Zillow. This $3 million mansion. He's got it up on Zillow and shit. Wow, I'm just checking something real quick. But yeah, so I got that shit to do. I won't do a blast.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Don't worry. Have watched channel is forever. What is going on lately? Well, the fact that you need an English class. Yes. class uh oh i got locked up uh seeing someone new like i said i choked with puerto rican chick today me and des argued because the hulu came out that's her hulu and uh i was like give me the money she was like the money you wasted money on a lift because i took a lift to go to the supermarket because you're only allowed to have so much space here
Starting point is 00:09:31 but i got puerto rican chick who's right near me so i just bought a bunch of shit and i keep it in her apartment and like i just chill in her apartment all day with her so um but she was kind of pissed that she saw the lift because she knows. And I sent her a picture of me chilling on Puerto Rican girl's bed and just watching TV. Because she wouldn't answer my thing. And I'm like, yo, if you're waiting your boyfriend, you can still just text me and answer me and give me back my goddamn $32. But I still smash my ex. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Maybe with a baseball bat. Maybe with a crowbar. Um, no, no. I mean, let's keep it real. There's a reason why I drink every day while I was with her. Yes, I am on probation. I got a check-in with the probation officer on March 17th. I'm pretty sure it's just going to be
Starting point is 00:10:36 unsupervised probation now. Probation is just a thing they do here, so if you get locked up, they got a thing to fuck you on yeah sassy i'd say so i just dropped a kumia clip on my second channel today he announced when he's doing um his radio gig sunday from eight o'clock to 10 p.m And you can download an app to listen to it.
Starting point is 00:11:05 So it's going to be a WABC app. So you can download an app to listen to him do his show Sunday, 8 to 10, Kumia. So you can go ahead and do that. I'm definitely going to be checking it out. Although, don't expect him to talk about
Starting point is 00:11:27 Opie or Kevin Brennan or any of that shit. Son tells me it's all going to be politics and very local New York politics. But he will be doing the show from his studio in South Carolina although you'll probably just be hearing him, not seeing them.
Starting point is 00:11:51 How's today's walk? Was it indoors, Kyle? I walked a little bit today, though. I didn't have to do the long fucking walk. That's only once a Sunday. That's every Sunday, but... I love the fact that Kumi is a racist. It's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah, fucking went and bought some shit. Made Puerto Rican girl cook for me. Well, first, when I woke up, I was pissed about the fucking $32 Hulu thing she doesn't weigh that much on Saturn so went over to her house right off rip I was heated, she was heated for some other reason
Starting point is 00:12:43 we fucked twice then we went shopping took the lift, came back she made me some pork chops, mashed potatoes I came back here, ate dinner here had to do a pee test here, but before the pee test
Starting point is 00:12:58 I went back over there, fucked her again came back here did the pee test so yeah that was my day I still live in Rhode Island but I'm back in Pawtucket now so
Starting point is 00:13:18 but yeah and I just found out puerto rican girl she's got a fucking twin sister we saw her today when we were walking and some she was driving a car and she and i think it was a green minivan of course they are puerto rican they're like hey what's up and i was like why does that girl look exactly like you and she goes that's my twin sister I was like oh shit
Starting point is 00:13:48 so and then she got mad at her twin sister cause apparently her twin sister robbed their mom or something so she was gonna go beat her up some shit like that but here's what I'm tripping on she's got a twin sister right
Starting point is 00:14:07 so i fucked the puerto rican chick is it kind of like i fucked the twin sister already though i mean like i mean like if i fuck like would there ever be a point in fucking the twin sister aren't they like kind of exactly the same? I didn't get to see her twin sister's ass. She was sitting in a car. But they look exactly alike. They're twins. I didn't know she was a twin. Was it the Fetty? I don't do no Fetty
Starting point is 00:14:44 nigga. I don't look different. I might have lost some weight, though. I don't know. I don't look different, though. I just never let you niggas see me. What's my living situation yeah it's over I get pissed pissed tested
Starting point is 00:15:12 Monday Wednesday and Saturday um I'm fucking I gotta do four meetings every week how old is the new chick 38 back up from camera a bit you're making me sick fuck you nigga i'll stand back here how about that sorry i'm only this close by the way here's the one thing about
Starting point is 00:15:45 turning 40 my eyes are getting worse a lot worse thank you for the two dollars though by the way the preferred way of donating is hitting the stream labs link in the chat i mean in the description so if you hit the description hit the Streamlabs link. That's a preferred way of donating. It helps me out a lot as I'm not getting paid until March 21st. And I have no cash because that dumb cunt fucking Hulu sucked out all
Starting point is 00:16:15 my donations last night. So what the fuck? I look 30 years younger. How broke am I now? I had to buy this shirt for court tomorrow. So this is pretty much the last of my money. It's only because I woke up this morning and fucking $32 worth of Hulu.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Her Hulu. I have no access to Hulu. It came out of my goddamn account. So I immediately went, so nothing can get sucked out of my goddamn account. So I immediately went, so nothing can get sucked out of my account anymore. But that shit's gone and fucking um... She had three different
Starting point is 00:16:51 Hulus. She had regular Hulu, Hulu with no ads, and then Hulu with stars. And then we got into a big fight. Like, give me 32 bucks. She was like, no. Like, didn't you just get 10 grand from your taxes but then it's fuck kyle whatever it's always difficult for her that goofy that's crazy you look hella
Starting point is 00:17:12 different i mean bro look at your past videos maybe it's just the lighting i don't know you i i always look good god damn it. The fuck? Why do I get in so much trouble? Why does she need Hulu? I don't fucking know. Shouldn't Boppa have to pay me? You would think. But broke people always have to. I mean, she got Netflix, Paramount Plus, Hulu,
Starting point is 00:17:46 Disney Plus. She doesn't even have the fucking kids. She just sits around eating all goddamn day. By the way, when we had the kids, she was never home. So I find it odd that she's home all the time now. Oh yeah, we have Peacock too. There is Peacock too.
Starting point is 00:18:11 But the Peacock is mine because I watch wrestling events. So I'll give her credit on that one. But she still hasn't even given me the login chip for the Peacock. Do you look like Charlie Bucket's grandpa last year but she still didn't even give me the login shit for the peacock, so. Do you look like Charlie Bucket's grandpa last year
Starting point is 00:18:29 when he was streaming in bed and got in an argument with Des? You think I had COVID? Yeah, I did. Your buddy Hugh Gasoli lives in Pawtucket damn Cena vs Rhodes
Starting point is 00:18:51 so you don't have Peacock no I haven't logged into it I had to watch clips of the Elimination Chamber when John Cena turned I gotta get the login info I still gotta get my Xbox and my laptop that's the number one thing
Starting point is 00:19:12 like my mom even hit me up like yo we gotta get your Xbox and your laptop but something tells me she's going to make it as difficult as possible. No, I'm not in a shelter. Yo, they fed us dinner tonight. It was chicken patties with stuffing and peas.
Starting point is 00:19:43 They give you dinner Monday through Friday. On the weekends, you gotta fend for yourself. But thanks for the Streamlabs donation last night. Even though I lost 32 bucks of it in Hulu, we got enough last night. I was able to get other shit. I was able to take a lift to the supermarket.
Starting point is 00:20:00 So I bought a bunch of supermarket shit. I got it in Puerto Rican Chick's house. And I was able to get a shirt for court. Hey, would you blow me lives there too? What about Jack Mehoff? The food, I'm not going to lie. Every time I've had it here, it hasn't been bad.
Starting point is 00:20:25 When they do like the rice and fucking chicken. I think a guy said like some church makes it and gives it to this place. Remember when I was in a closet with a bottle? Yeah. No, it doesn't sound too bad. Like I said, I got the first three months here free. So I got to make as much money as possible and just save it and then I'll probably just end up living with Puerto Rican chicks
Starting point is 00:20:53 shit I mean I'm practical I chill with Puerto Rican chicks pretty much all day anyway what's court for? it's just family court I'm practical. I just, I chill with Puerto Rican chicks pretty much all day anyway. What's court for? It's just family court. Puerto Rican Des doesn't whip her people's rice and beans.
Starting point is 00:21:20 She does. We got a bunch of that. She's going to make that for me tomorrow. Does she have kids? I'm pretty sure her kids are grown. And that's how fucking old I am. She's two years younger than me and her kids are grown. And she's got a twin sister.
Starting point is 00:21:51 But yeah, her kids have grown, so. I think she has two kids. No, the new chick doesn't work. The white chick I talk to works at Dunkin Donuts she was a teen mom MTV style probably oh fuck yeah but everywhere in Rhode Island is expensive
Starting point is 00:22:20 last time I did drugs I don't count weed as a drug, so never. I've never done drugs. The last time I smoked weed was the last time I drank. November 26th. So, that was the last time I drank and did drugs. How can people not work? I think they get SSI.
Starting point is 00:22:48 What the fuck is mofango? Mofango? Fandango. I don't know what the fuck that is. No, I wasn't using goddamn Xannies. I don't do drugs, man.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Seriously, never did drugs. I get it would seem like that, but... Beth, it was the drinking. Why don't you get a job? You're watching my job right now. Why am I not watching War? Oh, because I saw the CM Punk thing, but everything else on that shit was whack so far.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And then I'll just probably check it out when I get off of here. Mofango isn't what I eat chicken nuggets and fries. That's exactly what I eat because there's a Wendy's right over there. Hey, sometimes it's just easier. It's almost the main event. Unless
Starting point is 00:24:04 fucking John Cena Cody Rhodes at Iraq is coming out I really don't give a fuck and they're probably going to save that for what Smackdown is a new chick fat? No Puerto Rican girl and white girl are not fat at all. Yeah, Wendy's spicy nuggets.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Puerto Rican girl likes those with the ghost pepper sauce. I think the ghost pepper sauce is a little much, but she is a Puerto Rican. They like it spicy, I guess. Don't call me slurring, nigga. Cena and Rock are filming movies right now. I don't think they're going to be on for weeks. WWE is heading to Europe after Raw Monday. Am I listening to Sam Roberts?
Starting point is 00:25:07 I'm forced to listen to Sam Roberts because they stick him at WWE press conferences and shit, but his show? No. It'll probably be on Raw Monday, actually. It's Madison Square Garden. Understand going sober from all that Taco Bell? I've only had Taco Bell once since I've been out of prison,
Starting point is 00:25:34 too. Des brought it for me. Hell yeah, I watched the McMahon doc. but yeah so after her stupid hulu came out i switched all my card shit so now nothing can come out no more automatic payments wendy's gives you a six-piece chicken nuggets they're free on the app with any purchases every sunday do they you have to work at the w's around here, though, you gotta be a nut, because everyone around here is like a nut or a drug addict.
Starting point is 00:26:31 What's court for its family court? This is going to be the first time I'm going to this court not in handcuffs and in shackles. I think they just put the court date out far enough so they know what... Because they kept bringing me to court when I was in prison and they kept saying, why are you still in prison? And I'd be like, nigga, I don't know. So I think they just put it out far enough
Starting point is 00:26:53 so I wouldn't be in prison for this next time. But, yeah, that's tomorrow, 10. 10 30 we'll do that i had to do a fucking piss test today the piss test was at 8 30 so i fucked puerto rican girl came back and did a piss test. I think I pissed that much. Because I had like no more fluids left. But it was good enough. Des has an attorney and I have an attorney. How many times do I have to explain it to you, Eric?
Starting point is 00:27:43 Breaking a no contact order, motherfucker. The kids now. One's in Smithfield. One's at Bradley. And my two girls are in plastic hair. Why Des doesn't have the kids back is beyond me. Hell, I got locked up and now I live in a sober house. So
Starting point is 00:28:17 whatever reason she's fucking up what she's doing, then I have the kids back. That's all on her. Brendan's lawsuit. Any updates? I was still in the appeal process. I won the main lawsuit. Just the appeal process. probably takes for fucking ever evidently I assumed by the time I got out of prison that it would have been done but I talked to the ghost lawyer guy
Starting point is 00:28:56 and he was like nope still going on she was too busy watching Hulu and eating to clean that I guess so she was too busy watching Hulu and eating to clean that. I guess so. I mean, who knows, but... I don't know. All I know is a month and a half into me being in prison,
Starting point is 00:29:26 the first time she said in court, we finally fixed the house. And then I saw the house and no, it wasn't fixed. Who knows? I don't fucking know. Who the fuck is going on With any her or any her bullshit I couldn't tell you Nor could I care
Starting point is 00:30:03 Ghost Lawyers won 100% That YouTube channel guy podcast cringe I don't tell you, nor could I care. Ghost Lawyer is 100% that YouTube channel guy, podcast cringe? I don't think so. I legitimately don't think it's him, only because he's from another country. And like, a ghost lawyer hits me up during regular hours, not at like two or three in the morning. And the way ghost lawyer talks is like an American,
Starting point is 00:30:34 not like, I don't, I've never heard him actually talk, but you can tell how a person talks through writing and like he talks like an American, not like an Australian or whatever the fuck podcast cringe is so I don't think it's him I watched some of the Rogan Musk thing yeah this guy says Australian lawyers
Starting point is 00:31:03 wouldn't know how to deal with American courts yeah so I don't think it's him maybe it is but I don't think so yeah it is CD every time I go in there there's always
Starting point is 00:31:18 some weirdo crackhead around I always say to the girl behind the counter it didn't work in a job I couldn't I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck that Project Weber building is how big is Des weight gotta be over 250 I'd assume
Starting point is 00:31:37 who knows well thank you, Matt. What's up, Monk Monty? But yeah, so I got court tomorrow. I'm going to have to take a fucking bus. Thank God Puerto Rican girl has a bus pass, although still taking the bus is annoying. Des said she would have paid for a lift for me,
Starting point is 00:32:12 but that's not going to happen. And I would have just paid for it, but I lost $32 to her goddamn Hulu. Dumb fucking bitch. So, if you want to do me a favor, hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Anything helps if you do it through Streamlabs. Do I got any sneaky candy in this motherfucker? No, I bought some funny bones earlier. A Puerto Rican girl got them for me. We just went shopping and she bought me everything. Food-wise, I'm just keeping all the food and shit at her apartment. That's Red Bar said while you went. I haven't checked out any of the red bar shit
Starting point is 00:33:05 it just got posted today I might go check some of it out I'm assuming it's a free episode though so you spend $32 on Chick-fil-A I hate going to Chick-fil-A in a car and the people who have to stand outside. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I think I've only had Chick-fil-A twice. It's good, but... I'd much rather get Popeyes or KFC. You're watching Elimination Chamber post show until I saw you live. When you see John Cena just drop the mic.
Starting point is 00:34:04 The fries are terrible. You know who has terrible fries? Wendy's has terrible fries. In fact, the only place that even has good fries is McDonald's. Or Five Guys. Five Guys has good fries. But I don't technically consider Five Guys like a McDonald's or a Burger King. Although, I guess you could technically make an argument that Taco Bell
Starting point is 00:34:32 has good fries whenever they do the nacho fries. Denoria, new movie, Alto Knights. Looks good. He's playing twin gangsters. What's up, Jason Wildboy? How's Call of Duty, nuko?
Starting point is 00:34:54 Oh, but yeah, I gotta get my Xbox back and my laptop back. Because I can just put that all in Puerto Rican chicks' house. Looking good, don't I always? Don't I always? Why does everyone keep saying I look good? chicks house. So, looking good don't I always? Don't I always? Why does everyone keep saying I look good? Like I haven't been
Starting point is 00:35:12 looking good all the time. I'm a handsome gentleman, god damn it. Alright, calm down there, Jason Wildboy. You just got done by a group of
Starting point is 00:35:37 console hackers on... Console hackers? People still do it on console? That was just a PC thing. Oh, so I gotta wake up tomorrow. Gotta take a shower. Get my ass to court. I might, depending how I feel
Starting point is 00:36:02 and what happens at court, I might just get on another bus go out to work, stream with this dude who I met in prison who's like a funny dude I might do that tomorrow before I come back here console hacks are a thing now?
Starting point is 00:36:24 damn console hacks are a thing now? Damn. Well, they were always a thing, especially back in the day, but it's a lot harder to hack on a console because, like, if you do it on, like, say, an Xbox, Xbox will just shut you down and you have to get a new Xbox. I can't go to jail. Wait, let me not say that, then I
Starting point is 00:36:47 end up in fucking jail. It's family court. Hopefully I don't go to jail tomorrow. I don't think I am. We just banned Jason. Jason Wildboy just got banned? Well, that's what happens when you have power.
Starting point is 00:37:04 If you donate $25 to the stream lab link you become an instant moderator and then you get power to ban people unlimited power I don't know though if I don't get any stream lab donations I might call this one early
Starting point is 00:37:25 if now it wasn't Des Des has no power around here I stripped Des of all her power I couldn't strip her of any weight but I stripped her of her power but yeah so all that shit of her power. But, yeah, so, all that shit.
Starting point is 00:37:52 But yeah, Brendan Schaub's house is up on Zillow. Fucking already down $200,000. Said he already bought the new place in Austin. How pissed is a fucking shop's wife gonna be having to go from LA to Austin Texas how pissed is she gonna be
Starting point is 00:38:14 she's gonna fucking be heated you're paying for a TV though? I guess so. And right now, she's watching my Xbox. That's where he's like, with a dude,
Starting point is 00:38:37 her boyfriend, watching my Xbox. I'm like, what the fuck? That's what I'm saying. That's going to be like, the most difficult thing, is getting my goddamn Xbox and laptop,
Starting point is 00:38:48 cause she's not gonna wanna give it up, why, who knows, she apparently just got 10 grand from taxes, she can just go buy a new one, she hasn't fucking drank and sniffed at all, but, I mean,
Starting point is 00:39:02 that, like, just give me my shit, yeah, she is like, just give me my shit. Yeah, she can't, she has no more access to any of my accounts or anything. Verdant's got delayed, so there's still time. She films OnlyFans content with it? Damn.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Who would pay for her OnlyFans? Like, honestly. Seriously. Probably, Susie. At least that's what she said to me one drunk night when she drunk called me. She still likes to drink, so I still get the drunk phone calls, which is annoying
Starting point is 00:40:14 although she'll claim she doesn't do it just uh like her boyfriend or something who God knows what that loser must look like if he didn't go out with her. Like I said, there's a reason why I had to drink every day. Outro Music I saw Des at the courthouse. I just got back though. Had me some Puertoterican pussy. It was nice. What's up, Andy Violin? What you doing?
Starting point is 00:41:33 You chilling? But yeah, I had court today. Find out what happened with the kids. And then I saw that video of me beating Brendan Chobb in a lawsuit, being cited in other lawsuits, which is dope. But yeah, we got that
Starting point is 00:41:58 done today. Get this shit off. Hold on. That jacket off, get this jacket off, did I exchange hellos with her? Kinda not really, meaning, at court, I didn't say fucking shit to her. They brought her in first, then they brought me in. But then she texted me at the court and said hello and I said hello back. So, boom, there you go, Bob's your uncle. So, no, not in court, but afterwards.
Starting point is 00:42:46 And then she sent me some money. Because I remember I told you it was about the Hulu from yesterday. And we went to war with each other and blocked each other. And then today she sent me 80 bucks. I think it's because she saw how good a nigga was looking in court. I mean, come on. I had to have been it, but... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:11 So, as far as everything stands, though, as far as the court thing, everything is just going to be the same until our next court date, May 6th. But now I got visits with all the kids and shit, but we gotta wait till the next court date, so maybe find some shit out May 6th, hopefully, but yeah, someone sent me that clip. I guess it's been long enough now that fucking
Starting point is 00:43:48 people are just going to start referencing my case against Brendan Job and beating him. Did I get some Dez box? No. I got some Puerto Rican box about 40 minutes ago. I got me some patarican. It was dope. I got back from court. I went to her apartment.
Starting point is 00:44:18 She had some fucking shaved steak and rice made for me. Grubbed on that. We watched movies. Then I came back. Des sent me to 80. We went to the store. I came back here for dinner.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Went back to her place. We watched fucking Spawn. Which that was on randomly. And then... I fucked her and came here it's good holy drug lord yeah
Starting point is 00:44:53 so I did that but I fucking missed a meeting today because I had to go to court so now I gotta find a way to make up that meeting because you gotta do four meetings a week and it's also a crazy thing in court they fucking um had me tested like for alcohol and drugs and they wanted to make it a thing where i had to go down to the courthouse like twice a week to do it but i was like yo i gotta do that where i live at anyway so can we just do it from there so tomorrow i gotta get a release sign that says um they're
Starting point is 00:45:27 just gonna get the results of the test i get here and use that because fuck that having to do them here then go to providence and do them it's like i do them here just get the results from there but the court was okay with that so which is crazy because i wasn't even arrested for, like, being drunk or anything, or drunk, so. Did I watch Red Bar? His dog died, and he got a pet fish. My God, the exciting life of Red Bar. Fucking dog died. That's what I always get about people who dog people. Like, the dogs don't live that long. At least if you got like a cat,
Starting point is 00:46:11 a cat can live for like well past 20 years. You got a dog fucking seven years later, that fucker's dead and everyone's all sad. For a couple of hours that everyone moves on with their day. I remember one time my mom had a dog. It was a miniature dachshund. His name was Boomer. And it got hit by a car and it died.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I remember it was sad, but we were supposed to go to the beach that day. And we were like, yes, we're canceling it. And my mom was like, whoa, hold on. We're still going to the fucking beach. Mom was like, that nigga might have got hit by a car, but we still going. We playing this shit out
Starting point is 00:46:47 a week in advance. Because we used to go to this spot in Connecticut. With like her group of friends when I was a kid. So. But yeah, I didn't get to check out
Starting point is 00:47:03 too much at a red bar. Go back to, I'm Kate Verdean I'm not from Brazil but yeah fucking oh I suck at taking the bus I was down at the bus stop and I'm just going I'm looking at the app and no bus is coming and then I'm like yo I'm gonna be late to fucking court so I just called a lift used my last bit of money to take a lift to court I was like fuck that
Starting point is 00:47:38 I can't be late and then they tell you to get there till 1030 then they don't see you till noon it's like what the fuck they talk about me in the red 10.30, then they don't see you till noon. It's like, what the fuck? They talk about me in the Red Bar live chat? Of course they do. They calling me.
Starting point is 00:48:01 I finally met the DCF social worker today. I don't think she was prepared for the hotness. I don't know what she thought she was going to see. But But yeah, everything's going to be the same until our next court date May 6th. So
Starting point is 00:48:20 God, oh, did that look going to be like Fuck I'm all drooling and shit What the fuck But Being in court And then finding out that that lawsuit
Starting point is 00:48:40 Is now being cited In other lawsuits Shit is funny as fuck. Like I said in that video I made on the second channel, thank God they used my name. But being associated with Sick Boy? No, we didn't kiss and embrace.
Starting point is 00:49:04 She showed up there with her dumb mom and she stayed with she over there. And I just hung near the window. LOL Jeweler told us yesterday. Fuck it up. I took a picture. If you follow me on Facebook, I just hung near the window.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I was like on the eighth floor or some shit. So I posted a picture. If you follow me on Facebook, I just hung near the window. I was like on the eighth floor or some shit. So I posted a picture of it on Facebook and I just said, I'm at court now. Did Dez's mom try smashing it? I don't even know why her mom shows up to that shit. It's not like she goes in or anything. It's kind of pointless and weird.
Starting point is 00:49:45 But whatever. Yeah, no more Christian Brothers. It was the first time I've been to that court not in fucking shackles looking like Hannibal Lecter and shit. It was weird. I've never been on a live. I've been watching your content for a couple of years. Well, thank you, Jax.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Since the long-haired guy named Mark with Brendan. Oh, hello, Mark Carley. He's in a Super Bowl commercial now. Her mom probably goes to show me what I'm missing out on. Travis Scott butted Cody Rhodes in a drum and gave him a black eye. I saw Jim Cornette talking about it. And he was like, yeah, did he really fucking hit Cody Rhodes? Now Cody Rhodes is going to get a receipt.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Busted. Yeah, yeah, I know you meant busted. But yeah, yo. Fucking Travis Scott. Why was he there? I think it was him. Do you still those kids who annoyed you so much at the Rumford Motor Lodge? Those were my kids.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Oh, that was an epic stream that night, right? Didn't the stream not end and y'all heard me getting pussy? Shouldn't you be able to sue like technology over some shit like that? I ended the stream. I shut the fucking laptop. Shouldn't you be able to sue, like, technology over some shit like that? Like, I ended the stream. I shut the fucking laptop.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Why was I still alive and how could you still hear me? It wasn't right. But, I mean, that was a legendary live stream, which reminds me, I gotta get my fucking laptop back, I gotta get my laptop and my Xbox eventually, because I want to be able to watch videos, it says you're able to do it on the phone, but I can't figure it out,
Starting point is 00:52:10 that's crazy, I know there were some, gooners, I heard Brendan got put in a figure four leg lock, by a random open mic, backstage in Fresno, did he, did he,
Starting point is 00:52:23 smoothest piss cutter in lock up, him open mic her backstage in Fresno? Did he? Smoothest piss cutter in lockup? You know, like, rape in prison is like a myth. There are just enough gay dudes in there, though. But, I mean... So, yeah, that was court today.
Starting point is 00:52:52 When I pissed on... When I fake pissed. I mean, y'all niggas thought that was real. Did you and Des's mom eye-fuck each other in front of Des and the judge? No. She wasn't even in the courtroom. She had to wait out in the hallway. Yeah, I just
Starting point is 00:53:14 got out of jail. Well, not just. February 6th, I got out of jail. But they kept trying to look at me, though, because they were tucked off in some corner in the hallway. There's a lot of people in the hallways, because you wait for your name to be called. They kept trying to look at me.
Starting point is 00:53:33 And then she sent me 80 bucks today, so that happened. Yeah, fuck. Did your stolen gun charge figure in as a prior? It did when I pled guilty to the domestic charge. The judge brought up my fucking gun charges. I was like, you cunt. Red Island Lobster every night, very posh. Her mom was on her best behavior. Yeah, but when they brought up my gun charges,
Starting point is 00:54:24 when I pled guilty to domestic, and when this figured into court today, too. So when they finally brought me in, you got to remember, I had done two and a half months in intake at the ACI. They bring me in. I'm planning on not pleading guilty because I want to get rid of the no contact order. But
Starting point is 00:54:46 I got it in the fucking judge's judgment that I'm allowed to go back to that apartment and it's not breaking a no contact order. But she brought up my charges from before
Starting point is 00:55:02 so but today in court they brought brought up, they were like, alright Mr. Swindells, you can't go back to that apartment even though it says legally you are or you'll stop the kids from coming back. So basically they were just saying don't go back to the apartment or we're not going to give you the kids. What made her mom so mad the night she attacked me?
Starting point is 00:55:29 I don't know. I'm like king shit talker and people try talking shit to me and battling me and they get mad when they lose. Like don't bring it if you don't want it. I remember you said me and Luigi split a spread one day in Chow Hall. What, nigga?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Did your Navy service history help? Yeah, I was honorably discharged. It helped with my gun charges, yeah, definitely. I mean, I got caught with a sawed-off shotgun, a bunch of shit, and I only did a year. Can I send a proxy to pick up my stuff? I'm probably going to have to get my aunt to do it. Me and Luigi Mangione. Where I'd be, yeah, nigga, I was straight gangster.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Then I got arrested, and I said, never again. And to be fair to me, I never got arrested for like 15 years after that. And when I did get arrested, it was on some bullshit. I was snitching on nobody. How far is Murphy Liquors? That's on Main Street, so not that far, because I'm right near downtown, so
Starting point is 00:56:48 in fact, well, I don't go past it. I take the other way near Shea to walk to Blackstone when I go to my Butler Hospital meeting, but if I took that right, if I cut in between, you know where the coffee place is, and those apartment buildings, and I went up that street,
Starting point is 00:57:06 Murphy's would be on the left, not that far from you. But no, I think my first gun charge, I got so little time, because it was my first time ever arrested, and I literally just got out the military. I remember one of the bones of contention is during that thing, because when I got
Starting point is 00:57:30 arrested, I had a handgun on me,.38 snub nose, which I did get a charge for, although my public defender was arguing that I did have a gun license. I just didn't have one in Rhode Island. You can remember I was living in Virginia
Starting point is 00:57:45 and when I got out of the military I came back to Rhode Island but my gun license was for Virginia. It didn't help also that there were hollow tips in the gun. Whatever. Am I going to act like a good suburban white from now on? I just banged a Puerto Rican.
Starting point is 00:58:14 What does that say? Yeah, watch Spawn. They can get some Puerto Rican pussy though but I mean yeah that was court today though by the way don't forget to donate the preferred way is hitting that stream labs link in the description
Starting point is 00:58:43 or you can do super chat i really don't care is the prettiest reekin better than dez what do you mean better you gotta remember i technically still met this chick like two weeks ago, so I haven't gone all extra freaky deaky, and I'm not drinking, too. So I haven't put it in her ass yet. I haven't. Bust out a carton of coffee milk next meeting
Starting point is 00:59:25 I'd rather have coffee I gotta get some coffee milk yeah I did get that 50 when you guys were donating and it wasn't popping up yeah I did get it and then fucking this is why me and des were beefing
Starting point is 00:59:45 that next day the morning 32 came out of my paypal account for three different hulu subscriptions hulu hulu without ads and hulu with stars then i hit up des like yo your stupid thing and i had to switch i turned off all automatic payments on my PayPal. But I was like, yo, let me get $32 because your shit came out. She didn't know. We ended up blocking each other. Then I saw her at court today and then she hit me up and was like, hello,
Starting point is 01:00:15 and then sent me 80 bucks out. But yeah, I did get it. I was able to use, and I used it to get cigarettes and take that lift to court do I remember Casey and Penelope yes I do whatever happened to Casey and Penelope I don't know whatever happened to
Starting point is 01:00:36 any of them motherfuckers that were on here Cosmic Brother Cam who was Ian Ellis' sidekick? The fat motherfucker. Did Des like it in her ass? Well, yeah, we were drunk as shit probably when we did it, though. Who was the mob guy? Richie Ross.
Starting point is 01:01:09 I wonder whatever happened to him. I don't know the comings and goings of people. Who knows whatever happened to them. I'd assume they're all just ensconced in like the fucking um Shuley and Stuttering John shit Casey Armstrong needs your help again
Starting point is 01:01:32 you can't figure out how to stream do I gotta help Casey again I don't know last time I helped someone it was Stuttering John and I launched a whole dabbleverse I'll give Casey a hand now. Although, fucking, I gotta figure out how to show videos on the phone, so.
Starting point is 01:01:50 And I gotta find another meeting because I missed a meeting today to go to court. And you gotta do four a week. So, I got a meeting Thursday, Friday, and Sunday. So, tomorrow or Saturday, I gotta find another meeting
Starting point is 01:02:05 so I gotta try and do that Will I go to the meetings after probation? I don't really... Well, first of all, meetings aren't part of my probation. They're part of where I'm at. After I'm done where I'm at, I gotta just keep it real. I don't really think I need the meetings. Because my drinking thing is a physical thing. So I'm not drinking again physically-wise.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I can't feel like shit like that anymore. What step am I on? I'm not doing the steps. It's an all the way place. I remember. But yeah, it's a physical thing with me. I still gotta make a doctor's appointment
Starting point is 01:03:16 because God knows what fucking, like I feel great, but God knows what damage I did. Have I done? No. Although when I'm in the meetings, they talk about the steps and shit. Why don't I do the steps as content?
Starting point is 01:03:38 Should I just go up to someone and say, I fucked your wife. I'm sorry Yeah but no I'm not But yeah so I got court today my liver is probably healing itself for hopefully but yeah I just it feels so good to wake up and not feel like shit. And to dream again. I haven't had a dream in like a decade. Because I was just passed out drunk.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Get to the Church of Scientology and ask if you're clear. Did I win my... Today? No, it's still ongoing. We're going to go back May 6th. So none of the kids are home until May 6th. So none of the kids are home until May 6th. No, I never spit up blood. I just felt like shit.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Like I was getting weird chest pains. And like a pain here. Like in my sternum. Is that what that is? I would get pains in the middle of my back. And on like my sides and shit too. And when I stopped drinking all the pain went away so. You gotta remember I was drinking every day.
Starting point is 01:05:19 How old are you? I'm 40. No I don't. Didn't have a heart attack. 40 in white. But yeah, so 40 turned 40 in prison that was a great birthday
Starting point is 01:05:51 now being woken up to my fucking cellmate kicking the door going I need to go to the hospital cause he had fucking cancer and diabetes and shit I guess he was sick as shit. But yeah. So that was today
Starting point is 01:06:25 and then someone sent me that clip of me beating dummy and them citing it in another lawsuit so yeah now he lived they moved him out of my cell and he came back like 4 days later to come get his mirrors and shit
Starting point is 01:06:44 but yeah in fact I might end up seeing him again cuz he's hooked up with some chick who lives in the same building as the Puerto Rican and I only know that because he tried using my name to send mail one time when we are locked up so I he tried using my name because when I first got locked up I had no money in my account so I guess you got to send indigent mail for free so he tried doing that but by time like it had got set it out I got money in my account so they sent it back and he already moved on so I got the letter out. I got money in my account. So they sent it back. And he had already moved on. So I got the letter.
Starting point is 01:07:25 And then we just passed the letter around. Because he wrote hilarious shit in it. Shad didn't offer me no settlement money. What are you talking about? My lisp? You had your own thread on the ONA forums? Are they still with the Patrick-ass Tomlinson shit? Forget about those motherfuckers. I wonder if they're gonna try and fuck with
Starting point is 01:08:07 Kumi on his new gig. They're so gone now. To the Patrick S. Tomlinson and I am a fucking lost track of whom they dwindle down to. Who they talk about. So I got another court date though.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Sometime like March 15th or something. When I was all drunk on stream, mumbling, dozing off, you wonder what I was saying sometimes? So do I. I sometimes, I was wondering what I was saying too, nigga. Obviously something very insightful. So upset.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Anthony's gig is kind of sad. I don't know about that. I mean, he took like no money, but he gets to do it from his fucking place. I think he did it just for the access. Like you had mentioned, he wants to talk to certain people who are not going to talk to him
Starting point is 01:09:18 on Gavin McGinnis's thing. So maybe being attached to WABC radio will get him an interview with like a senator or something. I was on nothing but alcohol. I swear to God. I did do dude, it is. You can plug Compound Cessna and make Gavin money.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Yeah, you can do that. Although, he even admitted he's doing what? Sunday, 8 to 10? By the way, you can download the app and listen to it um but he's like gonna work his way to middays like he's not even gonna time slot he wanted
Starting point is 01:10:13 which is crazy but we all do drugs come on well I smoked weed but I never did any other drugs. Not a pill guy. How were the COs in jail? Were they dicks?
Starting point is 01:10:37 No. The first bid I ever did 15 years ago, oh, they were dicks. And there was this one loser who was obsessed with me it was weird so but this time not having no problem with the CEOs I'm getting tired although this time jail, I saw way more fights because it was intake. So a bunch of people in there just on bodies and shit
Starting point is 01:11:11 because I was in a sentence mod, which was like the biggest mod there could be. That's where they put all the murderers and people on awaiting trial and shit. Oh, my fucking leg is itchy. Hold on. I just scratched my leg. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:11:41 But, I mean, CEOs are fine. Anybody fucking female CEOs? I heard a story that there was this CEO chick named Townsend, and she was in another mod, but I didn't get brought to court a lot, so I would hear,
Starting point is 01:11:57 obviously, people from other mods, and you'd hear these stories. I think like a week before I left, I heard this story was going around. She got fired because she got caught doing something with some inmate. I don't know how true that is. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:12:19 But don't forget to hit the Streamlabs donation link in the description or Super Chat. Like I I said I don't care today wow why the fuck are my legs so itchy now I better not have like crabs or something now from Puerto Rican chick although one would think I would have got it
Starting point is 01:12:36 weeks ago I don't know I remember going to see Kumi at the Somerville theater and you met Brokebar. Yeah, I did. And me and Brokebar so reverted back to high school and just went and sat in the back and yelled out shit. Oh, what a terrible show that was, by the way.
Starting point is 01:13:09 And I got my mom to give me a ride there yeah the streamlabs link is working now and your thing will pop up if you use it but yeah my fucking mom gave me a ride and I met Brokebar there which was crazy and everyone thought ooh are they gonna beef and I was like what up what up see me and Brooke Barr knew how to do it I'm like stuttering
Starting point is 01:13:32 John and Kevin Brennan and Julia like we keep it to the internet we're not trying to fucking roam the streets and fight each other that shit's weird. I got this fucking spray and it sucks. Paradise Breathe.
Starting point is 01:13:59 But, so, we did all that. Oh, on the 17th, I gotta call my well, no, I gotta go to probation at 2 p.m. Although I think I'm going to be on unsupervised probation, but I got to go to fucking classes. I got to do stupid fucking domestic violence classes. I think 20 of them.
Starting point is 01:14:23 And I think it's 20 bucks each class. Yeah, everything in this state comes down to money. They just want money from you. Now, he wasn't in a three-piece suit. What happened with her dad that day, he came out the bathroom
Starting point is 01:14:44 in his wheelchair. This automated one. He dyed his hair. He shaved. He went and put on nice clothes. It wasn't a three piece suit. And then laid down face down in his bed and died.
Starting point is 01:15:02 It wasn't a three piece suit though. But he put on nice clothes. I have to grow a jerry curl? One would argue I already did. Deal with it. Ah, nigga, in prison, they were trying to roast me, saying I look like Lionel Richie and shit.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Nigga said I look like Prince. I was like, nigga, these niggas don't want to go down this road. But, but, the jokes in prison were funny, though. I'll say that, there was some ugly dudes here,
Starting point is 01:15:55 yeah, Baked Alaska, wasn't it Baked Alaska who ran into Mersh, and wanted to fight, and Mersh was like no, although I kind of took Mersh's side on that, I was like what the fuck, just randomly fight you right here?
Starting point is 01:16:07 I haven't met my PO yet. It's a chick, though. It's not working again? Did you at least get the bit, boss? Why the fuck is that link not working? It has to be because I'm doing it on the main channel. Sorry about that
Starting point is 01:16:26 that's another thing I'm going to have to fix it shows me when I get to super chats I'll fix that by next stream holy drug lord and if you're not already a moderator remind me to make you one now don't remind me I'll. I'll just do it right now at the screen. Did I cry
Starting point is 01:16:48 in prison? No. I can't cry. I bawled like a bitch, though, when I got out of here. When my aunt dropped me off at 19 bucks back at the ACI to hit in many accounts i was bawling like a she's like yo what am i gonna do then some chick helped me out and helped me get into here no i didn't feel like yeah
Starting point is 01:17:20 oh there you go this super chat thing works Thank you for the four bucks through Super Chat. Oh, the five dollars. I gotta figure out why the Stream Lab thing isn't working now. Because it works on the other one. I'll have to figure it out. Stay sober, Bapa, but yet a link is not you know i think i've you know what i figured out the problem i know the problem and i know how to fix it thank you wait was that it did it go through all actually oh no nick 22 Super Chat, thank you. But yeah, I know what the problem is. Holy drug lord.
Starting point is 01:18:08 I put the Kyle Swindells link. That's linked to that other channel. I gotta put the Sains Entertainment 2 link, which goes to the same place, but then it will pop up on this channel. I'm a genius, I figured it out. That's what it is. I forgot that's what that is so that next time i stream i gotta put streamlabs.com slash saiyans entertainment 2 it'll go to the same thing but it'll pop up on this, whereas the Kyle Swindells one pops up on the Unique Entertainment
Starting point is 01:18:46 channel. That's what the problem is right there. Thank you for the 20 bucks, Nick S. Isn't it funny Sam Roberts is the last one standing at Sirius? But it's so like the thing what it was going to be though. Like I
Starting point is 01:19:01 told you, Danny Ross had told me this that Sam is despised there because he's a rich kid. Now, he does have amazing work ethic and shit but the reason why everyone hates
Starting point is 01:19:19 Sam according to Danny is that he's willing to do anything and work for no fucking money. What was my favorite food when locked up? Whenever they would do chicken and rice. But, I mean, like,
Starting point is 01:19:41 so he'd work any hours, do anything for no money. That's why they would get rid of a fan and rid of producers and shit. They're like, we got Sam Roberts. He'll show up at fucking two o'clock in the morning, work until 10 o'clock at night, and we'll pay him nothing because he's a rich kid. You remember sending me super chats for Christian Brothers, good times? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Yeah, I saw that, what The Rock said. That was an amazing lie that The Rock told, that he watches Sam's, nobody watches Sam's podcast. Go look at the fucking numbers on Sam's podcast. But that's another thing, even the WWE shit. The only reason why Sam Roberts has anything with the WWE is he works for nothing. To be honest with you, he probably spends money to do the WWE shit. And they just let him around because they got their shit promoted on Sirius. Did I ever hear the song Locked Up in your head? Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I'm locked up, but they won't let me out. They won't let me out. I'm locked up. But yeah, Sam's going to work for nothing. And Danny Ross told me that's why they fucking used despise there. It was weird too because in prison they got tablets now. He has no motion.
Starting point is 01:21:30 He has a work addiction. His parents worked hard for one job sam slacks for 10 companies yeah but he does have an amazing work ethic and he's willing to work for nothing which if you're a company, you're going to love that. I mean, hell, think about it this way. I had always said this at the time whenever I talked about Jim and Sam. I had no issue with Sam Roberts taking that job. However, I always brought up the point, the name of the show is Jim and Sam, and you damn know Sam Roberts is not making as much as Jim Norton,
Starting point is 01:22:08 which is fine unless your name is in the title of the show. Like I always said, if it was the Jim and Kyle show, Kyle's making as much money as Jim. Or else just call it the Jim Norton show, and Kyle's just on the Jim Norton Show. But if my name's in that fucking title, I'm making just as much money. But not Sam Roberts. Sam Roberts, with the Jim and Sam Show, he was completely willing to make far less money than Jim Norton.
Starting point is 01:22:39 So, but that goes to, you know, work and do anything for any money, so, me and Sam got the same fro. No, we don't. This is bro in real life. Ah. Your name is Slim Faley? What a name. But, yeah,
Starting point is 01:23:10 imagine if you got hired. I mean, you would take the job, but if your name's in the title of the show, you would want as much money as the other person whose name in the title of the show. Opie and Anthony got the same amount of money. Howard Stern gets most of the show. Opie and Anthony got the same amount of money. Howard Stern gets most of the money.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Robin Quivers doesn't make as much money as Howard, but it's not called the Howard and Robin show. Or Kyle's name could not be mentioned but still make the same amount of money as him. LOL. I'm just saying, if your name is going to be in the fucking title, you've got to make as much.
Starting point is 01:23:48 But Sirius's thing is dwindle down the most expensive person and try and keep as much as the ONA audience but they can't have anyone left after Jim left yes I would go on Brendan's pod he would never have me on hell I can't even get Kevin Brennan to have me on and I actively had Chad Zumach when he was his co-host trying to get me on. Hell, I can't even get Kevin Brennan to have me on.
Starting point is 01:24:06 And I actively had Chad Zumach when he was his co-host trying to get me on. He's probably like, I don't want to have that black guy on from YouTube. He won't help me get super chats. Come on, Chad. Robin is funnier than Opie?
Starting point is 01:24:26 Yeah, she is. Get your stream into a podcast and get bought out by SiriusXM that buys podcasts. Are they still doing that? Oh, yeah. They just paid Call Me Daddy chick. Stern might fucking retire now
Starting point is 01:24:44 that she's the big man on campus making all the money making all the big bucks there and I am why all right I gotta make you a mod and holy drug guy a mod I'll do that right after this stream can I do it right here and right now? Hold on. Boom. I can do it right here. I didn't even know that. Okay, holy mod.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Type so I can make you a moderator. Holy jug lord, I mean. You see how I just gave you instant power by the way did you see that it's in my fingertips it's in the tip of my dick now you have the power use your power as you wish
Starting point is 01:25:45 if you want to banish people for no reason at all, who am I to stop you? Until they bitch and then I will, but... I saw that Norton's man wife has a rap song on Spotify. No, she doesn't. Please don't tell me that because right after this stream, I'm going to immediately
Starting point is 01:26:08 go listen to that and make a video about it. So don't come on here to Master and tell me lies that get me horny, okay? Whoa, not horny for his wife, but horny for like, I gotta listen to this shit.
Starting point is 01:26:29 That bitch looks like fucking, Norton's wife looks like Brutus the barber beefcake, yo. That bitch is weird looking, even with her training. I should try to get a no jumper. Fucking what's his name follows me too. Fucking, um, Adam. Wait, hold on. Hey, how come I, let me do this with Nick S. Let me tap Holy Drug Lord's name.
Starting point is 01:27:14 What the fuck? It just worked for Nick S. Holy Drug Lord, yeah, you're not already a mod. It just worked for Nick Ass. Holy drug lord. Yeah, you're not already a mod. Why isn't... Let me tap your name. Hold on. Does only work once a stream?
Starting point is 01:27:36 What the fuck? I'll have to figure it out why did it work the one time I don't fuck it I'll figure it out don't worry the song is called through cocaine The song is called Fru Cocaine. Did it make it when it was through with its cocaine?
Starting point is 01:28:12 Why is it called Fru Cocaine? Fru Cocaine. I don't know how those people talk. What country is she from? And you're not a mod? It literally said make you a mod and I did. Did this lie to me?
Starting point is 01:28:32 Alright, I'll just do it after the stream. I'm being lied to by the technology at this point. It's fucking racism. Alright, but let's wrap this up so i had court uh so it is she hit me up afterwards she sent me 80 bucks came back banged the puerto rican chick now i streamed with you then I saw that clip of Brendan Schaub of them using the lawsuit Brendan Schaub I beat him in
Starting point is 01:29:12 citing it in other lawsuits which is crazy because like I said in the video going forward when like Disney sues fucking Sony or something they're gonna bring up my name
Starting point is 01:29:28 with sick boy Norway trans hip hop is the new true right they give it a 20 bucks in the cast yeah she gave me some money now desert owes me money but i'm shocked she gave me money she saw how good I was looking but I mean yeah so that happened today though but I still gotta get my
Starting point is 01:30:12 Xbox and laptop from her and that's gonna be the hell that's gonna be the fight I can already see it coming that's gonna be the fight not so much the laptop which is the most important thing I need don't take money from D I needed it though Not so much the laptop, which is the most important thing I need. Don't take money from D.
Starting point is 01:30:29 I needed it though. Well, because I had told you that fucking her Hulu came out of my goddamn PayPal account. I fixed that to where nothing can come out now, but it was $32 fucking dollars. And I wasn't even as upset that Hulu came out. I was upset that 32, why does she have three different fucking Hulu accounts? That's dumb. But, so I think she was mainly just paying me back for that. And the fact she spent all my
Starting point is 01:30:53 fucking money when I was in jail. So, I don't even consider this her giving me money. I'm still like, you still owe me another $500. But, don't let her buy your respect. But like I said, the main battle I can already tell the second I asked for that goddamn Xbox back.
Starting point is 01:31:12 I can already tell that's going to be the main battle. Right there. Me trying to get my Xbox. And I'm only donating so everyone in your house knows who has money. I wonder what the people in my house think of me. Because I've never... Well, they see me with the Puerto Rican chick
Starting point is 01:31:38 who's right over there. But there's always some girl... They've seen white girl drop me off and I made out with her. I'm hardly ever here during the day So I don't know What they think of me
Starting point is 01:31:51 But I really don't give a fuck Because you gotta remember Most of them work all day Like I said they don't want you here during the day They encourage you not to be here Like there's a day room over there You're not allowed to watch TV during the day The guy told me when I first came here we don't want you there down during the fucking day but I'm my job this is just sitting
Starting point is 01:32:14 around all day doing this but I just chill with Puerto Rican girl at her So, they probably heard about me suing job. Get a job. With my record, it's so hard to get a job. I went to Burlington Co-Factory and had an interview and talked to the lady. And then they texted me. The lady was like, all right, we're going to send three emails to let you know if you got the job. So, I got a text on my phone. The text told me to check
Starting point is 01:32:47 my email and the email said they're not hiring me. And I was like, couldn't you just have said that during the fucking text? That nigga made me take an extra step to get rejected. Like, just tell me during the fucking text. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:33:04 Fucking racism. That's all I can say. Even though I have the whitest sounding name ever. Trust me, I see the look of disappointment when my black ass shows up there. They look at the Kyle Swindell. He looks like a Tyra. No, he looks like a Carlos.
Starting point is 01:33:24 Who's this goddamn Gomez looking fella? We were expecting a Frenchman. I was like, yeah, sorry. You were fired from Burlington many years ago? Are you ever getting recognized in the street? No. No. The only time I ever got recognized
Starting point is 01:33:45 was at that Jim Norton fucking theater show staring back came for last night to climb where it really freaked them out say you're a Niger, you cream. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:34:13 But yeah, so like, and there was another job, a dishwashing job, but it was in fucking Cranston and I couldn't take the thing because I know what that job entails because I used to be a dishwasher and the problem wouldn't have been the job the problem was going to be the hours because it was going to be closing and I have no way of getting back from Cranston at night
Starting point is 01:34:38 because the buses don't run that late because I worked that job it was It would be 3 to 11, but you've got to clean up when you're at a dishwasher. You don't get out of there until 1 in the morning. There's no buses running at 1 in the morning. So I would have been stuck in fucking Cranston. Gomez Adams. So, not only do I have to
Starting point is 01:35:03 get a job, I would have to be like right around here but I got paid March 21st so and then and that's only from half a month's work so April 21st when I get a whole full month into actually doing videos and shit, it'll be a lot better. Swindelowitz. Shat and Naipu. Yeah, it's always closing. You're never going to get a dishwashing job opening.
Starting point is 01:35:44 That's such a coveted spot. I remember coming in. I used to work at Garden Grill as a dishwasher. Coming in at 3, looking at the dishwasher who worked the morning shift. He did nothing all day. Ah!
Starting point is 01:35:59 If someone gets that job, they're never giving it up. But you look at Gomez. AGB. Yeah, but that wasn't the job, holy drug lord. There were attractive females at the Burlington thing, but the lady explained to me that the job was going to be the back area, and the back area has nothing to do with the front area.
Starting point is 01:36:25 And never the twain shall meet. Like, I would have showed up at fucking 10 o'clock at night and unloaded a truck and shit. But I would have been able to do that because I could have just walked back here because it's not fucking Cranston where the dishwashing job is going to be.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Lots of Latinas work there yeah yeah the second ship does all the dirty work no not Brendan Chobb's boyfriend Mexicans we don't have a lot well we're getting more Mexicans Brendan Chobb's boyfriend. Mexicans. We don't have a lot.
Starting point is 01:37:08 Well, we're getting more Mexicans. Especially if you go to CF. I mean, that's nothing but Mexicans. Me and Puerto Rican chick walk down there sometimes. I'm like, ah, you people. No one here speaks English. Every sign is just in Spanish. They don't even try to put it in English. Lots of good looking chicks though.
Starting point is 01:37:30 And like I said, lately every chick has been coming pretty hard on to the kid. I don't know why. Yeah, the back area. She told me it was just going to be unloading shit. And like, it's just like unloading. Like, you don't even take it to the thing and hang the shit up.
Starting point is 01:37:51 Like, you got to do that for the next day for when those workers come in. And then they take it from the back and hang the shit up. She said it's a night unloading a shitload of truck things. Because the Burlington here is huge. I don't know. Maybe all the other Burlington's are the same. But apparently that was it. But I didn't get it.
Starting point is 01:38:16 Probably because of my record. Which is why I became a YouTuber to begin with. Puerto Ricans, baseball Mexicans? But you look it, Gomez. You look it. I can't. I literally just got some Puerto Rican pussy.
Starting point is 01:38:43 Like, a little more than an hour and a half ago. But, uh, yeah, I gotta go. I'll do another live stream tomorrow. Don't forget to keep donating, keep watching, like,
Starting point is 01:39:05 subscribe, and all that shit. Peace. Peace. Peace. Thank you.

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