The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub keeps spending daddy's money and gets banned! Cumia talks Stuttering John .

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

Schaubs whigskee instagram account gets banned. Brendan rents a taco truck. Why coffee milk doesn't stinnk ! Schaub talks about his mama falling down the stairs. THICC boy comedy shows get redacted.  Feltface the G.O.A.T..B! Cumia Talks dabbler with WATP ( Who Are These Podcasts?) Karl hamberger.

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How was your Monday? Did you have a case of the Mondays? Freaking get your ass kicked saying some shit like that. But what is good? Mad dubs in Warzone today Rebirth Island I was rocking the shit Rocking the shit Stimming

The whole crew is stimming Mad dubs So that is what we do nigga Come on with the intro, man. Too long. Shut the fuck up, Big Fresh. I'll drop an intro video that's literally like three minutes long that I had to cut down from Jim Norton. Don't test me, nigga. No, Gunworm, I will not

walk you to your truck. Kyle, you were tagged on your last Facebook post as the Black Unique. You got some... Why the hell would I be the Black Unique? I didn't play that much Fortnite although I did get a crown

when I only played Fortnite for like two games with my cousin before I went to work but I did get a crown dub in that Mexican whiskey? I mainly played Call of Duty today, though. My God, we were rocking this shit. You had a bad hair day? How do you have a bad hair day?

How do you have a bad hair day? What was bad about your hair? Are you bald or something? What do you think? I only wear jean shorts with all black Jordan 1s on with black ankle socks all black shoes no nigga

no you gotta go black and white by the way that reminds me. Where the fuck are my Air Force Ones? I have only been rocking Jordans lately, but I have black on... Black and white Air Force Ones that I haven't seen in a coon's age. I wonder where they are.

His whiskey is just two already produced whiskeys that were blended and given a new name. Are they? His whiskey sucks. It's another failed thing like his youtube channel and it was fucking shit but um hilarious news um the official brand account for that whiskey. Has been banned on Instagram. And I will show you how it got banned on Instagram.

How much of a fuck up can this dude be? You're trying to sell whiskey. You set up an Instagram for it. And then the Instagram gets banned. What the fuck? Beer and V-O-D-K-A. Take my hat off. I've been doing YouTube for like five years And you want to see my hair

There's always dudes Like you've seen my hair before Like who do you care The Taco Bell DoorDash guy For some reason the Taco Bell DoorDash guy, for some reason, only Postmates will deliver the Mexican pizza. I don't know why.

Oh, I've rocked some jean shorts that go well past the knee. I rocked them in the summertime. I think they were South Pole. If I remember the brand right. South Pole. I've always liked South Pole jeans. Shab said he's not allowed in Rhode Island. But, uh, yo. but uh yo so his whiskey thing his brand instagram got banned off instagram now here is why because this just happened today so they put something on Instagram that Mark I don't know how to say the Mufasa looking motherfucker

that retard posted something and then this guy put FYI this page is run by a 40 year old on steroids called Marg. He spelled it like Trug. And then

Tiger Thicke responded to that comment. Because the dumb faggot responds to comments. FYI your brain is occupied rent free by people who have no clue who you are try some tiger thick to drown your sorrows then he put hashtag tiger burn and then that guy put mark marg drown me in tiger thick you juiced up beast And then this guy

Or Stephanie put This is why you're terrible at your job While real liquor companies Are saying drink responsibly You're so sensitive That you got baited into telling someone Drown your sorrows with your liquor Not a good look

A couple of hours later Banned off of Instagram. Banned off of Instagram. So you got the Mustafa looking nigga running on your Instagram for your Tiger whiskey and he already got that account banned.

Is that your handler, by the way? Joe Rogan thinks you need one, but apparently you got one. Is that weirdo? Who, by the way, almost got your YouTube channel banned. Remember when he was going to dox a dude? Promoted it.

Then the next episode came back and said, I don't know why everyone says I was going to dox a dude, promoted it. Then the next episode came back and said, I don't know why everyone says I was going to dox somebody. Like, nigga, you promised it. The next episode, you're going to tell where did the dude's name, where he lived, and where he worked. Then the next episode, you came back and said,

I don't know why everyone said I was going to do that. Oh, because it was made apparent to you that that breaks TOS and you're about to get Brendan Schaub's channel banned. You had to wear the husky You fat fuck But my god

This dude is the ultimate fuck up You almost fucked his YouTube channel You got his tiger piss thing Official Tiger piss whiskey whiskey banned on Instagram because you got to go back at the, and it's not even like great responses. You're so not funny. FYI, your brain is occupied, rent free by people who have no clue who you are. Try some tiger thick to drown your sorrows.

Then he put hashtag Tiger Burn. Flame emoji, a tiger, and a flame emoji. That man is a homosexual. That's not funny. Who responds to comments on Instagram? Is Dez my handler? Kinda. Oh, we're going to get to the Kumi, I think.

Don't worry. Don't worry. Alright, Shob. First of all, you sold none of the whiskey. But now your Instagram, that was the official Instagram of the Tiger Piss whiskey has been banned. Because your faggot friend got it banned. Because he just couldn't not respond.

By the way, I'm looking to nobodies. You lost your official whiskey Instagram. Because this asshole had to talk shit to some nobody in the comments. All you faggots do is read the comments. That's why Brendan Chobb is suing me. That's all you do.

Because you're not big enough to not do that. You're obsessed. I guarantee you they spend 24-7 either on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit or watching my YouTube channel or like Bay Frequency or other

people. This consumes their entire day. It's kind of fucking sad. You weren't fat. You were just big boned. You're just a big boy. You're still big. You're fat. You're fat. You're fat. Just admit you're fat. Tiger burn is when you get someone with a tiger thick joke. Only pedos drink coffee milk?

No. No. But my God, you already got your tiger thick thing banned. By the way, check it out. It's banned. It's gone off of Instagram. There's more of daddy's money down the drain. And you're paying this mark.

What the fuck is his last name normally? I don't think, I keep thinking of the ONA guy they shit on. What's his last name? Mustafa guy. Yes, he's still suing me. Discovery March

2023. Ugh. Discovery, March 2023. Well, yes, they read their comments. They don't respond to them, though. Especially on an official business account. That was the account for the whiskey business, and it's been banned because thin-skinned fucking faggot retard could not respond to some fucking no-name,

no-profile pic on Instagram. These people literally have nothing to do. You'll take fat over drinking your life away? Why aren't you fatting your life away? You're gonna die a lot sooner. Probably like COVID or something. Because you're fat, it'll affect you. And you get no pussy

when you're fat. Mark Hanley? Or is it Henley? Or did I think of Vic Henley? Mark Hanley. Goofy looking nigga. Oh, I've seen the video.

Cambodian River Pig. It's before he had the long hair and shit. It's disturbing. No, it's still Zoom Court. Or I assume it's going to be Zoom Court. They're also taking advantage of my state. We still do Zoom Court. And this motherfucker doesn't actually have to fly air.

Although maybe by then I wish we could go to actual court to do this and that motherfucker's lawyers had to actually fly here. Maybe by then they will actually. I mean Biden did say

the pandemic's over. But I'm in an extremely liberal state, so. It's Mexican men, by the way. I just assume they're all illegals. You're not fat, you're buff you fucking cartman um rosanne reserves well I love Roseanne but she's a nut too

she's at least funny though yes I know who Ping Dang is I loved it when he got roasted roasted ping dang just sounds Chinese for small dick by the way is that how you say small dick in Chinese and I have a small dick amongst them niggas

must be like holy shit what is it? I got a ping-pong. Harley. Oh, it's Harley. Mark Harley. Oh, it's Harley. Mark Harley. That is the name Harley.

Okay. It's a dumb name. I don't care about his name. He looks retarded though. Shaw got interviewed by No Jumper the next day Adam22 unfollowed me on my main channel and the next day I got sued Adam22 followed me on this channel until I dropped the video covering him

talking about shop. Then he unfollowed me on this channel with... What am I at? Subs now? I think I only had like 3,000 then too. He's going to first. I'm kind of wondering what's going on with that Adam 22 dude

cause the dude follows me and then unfollows me at very weird points it's very odd to me what's my It's very odd to me. What's my... I couldn't tell you.

I think I have a TikTok, but just to watch TikTok. I'll never post anything on TikTok, so... Gorilla milk sounds like a drink for a man Coffee milk stinks you have to add chocolate to it to make it drinkable no coffee milk is great on it's own it's in between regular milk and chocolate milk

you got coffee milk coffee milk is not as good as chocolate milk but it's a decent thing. Being from New England. By the way. I was stunned no one else in the fucking country.

Knows what coffee milk is. Because. Remember when you went to elementary school. And you had the red. Regular milk box. And the black. Milk carton box. That was black milk carton box. That was regular.

That was chocolate. We had a brown one. And that was coffee milk. I just thought everyone else had coffee milk. I didn't know you didn't. Coffee milk is good. I don't know why you're talking about coffee brandy. I'm talking about coffee milk.

I don't do why you're talking about coffee brandy. I'm talking about coffee milk. I don't do Xanny's. By the way, everyone who does Xanny's accuses me of doing Xanny's. Because you have to know what Xanny's are like. So everyone who says I do Xanny's are drug addicts. I don't do them, though. He's going to family court in two days,

September 28th. Oh, is he? Apparently, he has the power over that bitch, though. And she can't do anything. Huh. I guess he'll win again in California?

Am I ticklish? I used to be. Then I lived life. I am no longer. Yoo-hoo stinks. No, I don't like Yoo-hoo. I don't like any chocolate milk you buy in a store. No, nigga, you gotta make your own chocolate milk.

You gotta buy chocolate milk that's good. You gotta make your own. You drink OJ? You homo? Poor after you killed Nicole. You only had OJ and Applejuice at your did you go to the whitest school ever did you go to the school in the movies

when they do a high school movie and their high school is like a campus and everyone's going to college that wasn't my nigga my high school was a school nobody was going to college or anything like you're going to those high schools where it was a campus and shit now coffee milk and it doesn't taste like coffee they just call it coffee milk it's

it's it's a sweetener in the milk it doesn't taste like coffee it kind of looks like coffee though i think that's why they call it coffee milk it looks like coffee you know when you put in like if you get Splenda's or milk in your coffee from black to brown it looks like that that's what I call that but the taste is it's a sweetened regular milk not as sweet as chocolate like I said, chocolate's better, but coffee milk's not that bad. They're in a Ziploc bag now?

Oh yeah, with the BGL thing. This is a very interesting exchange that happened what's this faggot called us the shop show or his thing what a goofy looking faggot look at this retard hat and your big retard ears. You're fucking retarded looking. Ugh.

You can see his story though. My mama, um... She fell down stairs and, uh... It's not that funny, but... Your mom fell down stairs and uh it's not that funny but your mom fell down stairs so my mama um she fell down by the way i don't believe any of this but okay whatever so my mama um she fell down stairs and uh has a spiral fracture on her leg. Her entire leg, like, shattered. So that's put...

Is that like one of your hammies during a race? Bolts and screws and all that shit. Please turn your phone off, Mark. Did you catch that little part? Turn your phone off, Mark. He talks and then they can't even look at him anymore. Bolts and screws and all that shit. Please turn your phone off, Mark.

You're fucking up another thing. Mustafa! You just got the whiskey thing banned off of Instagram. Now you're on your phone talking shit to no avatar or somebody on social media. Oh my God, he's so done with this

nigga. His mom is hot? Brendan Schaub's mom? Ryan Reynolds is married to Blake Lively, I believe. Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling. I don't find Eva Mendes that hot. So my mama she fell down

stairs and has a spiral fracture on her leg. Her entire leg shattered. So it's put bolts and screws and all that shit. Please turn your phone off, Mark. So I mean, what does Eva

Mendez have going for her? It's not like she's got a big ass or big titties and she's got that weird birthmark on her face. She's the Mexican Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer Lopez is a Mexican Puerto Rican. So how does that work? I don't know. But she's not as hot as Jennifer Lopez.

And she's old. A little mole face. I mean, if I ever fucked her I'd be like That'd be the bullseye for my cum I guess But Never that into Eva Mendes She was good in that one movie With Will Smith

oh she might have I'm thinking of Denzel didn't she do like two movies she's not even in movies anymore the bitch probably looks hideous now I don't have cash app so I can't tell you if anything was deposited into it.

Yeah, I don't do the cash app thing. She was in Hitch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rosario Dawson seeing her titties in Alexander was so great but she's a weirdo leftist motherfucker

so she's a she's a weirdo too. Oh, she was in Deja Vu. Denzel has really struck out in movies, hasn't he? He started off so great. Glory. I like the one he did with Russell Crowe. Training Day. Out of Time, I think,

by the way, is the one with Eva Mendez. Which was a time traveling one. And I said she did two of them. Then they all have done a good movie in that long Book of Eli wasn't good

The Equalizer wasn't good I mean his best role was Malcolm X. Malcolm X was a good movie. I don't think his best role. Pelican Brief. The last good thing he did was the airplane movie.

But even that wasn't that good of a movie. To be honest with you Denzel needs to enter his Morgan Freeman stage Cause he still looks kinda young for his age He doesn't look old. So we're... Like, Denzel can't play a grandfather yet. But he needs to do that. Is Pelican Brief about Howard Stern?

I forget what the fuck Pelican Brief was about. It was him and that redhead chick whose career completely ended. She was the highest paid chick ever. Julia Roberts? I believe. But this entire show

will consume of Comey and Schooley shitting on Opie and stuttering John. So prepare yourself. Judgment Night. Wasn't Judgment Night that weird good movie where Cuba Gooding Jr. and the other dude, they went to a sports game,

they got lost that night, and didn't make it, Jeremy Piven, and they didn't make it out alive or something, is that that movie, he was good and he got game, I'm giving that, Rosario Dawson was in that too,

I'm giving it to your titties, what's the movie I'm thinking about, the Cuba Gooding Jr. movie, Rosario Dawson was in that too when he gets your titties. What's the movie I'm thinking about? The Cuba Gooding Jr. movie? Where they get the sports tickets and after the game they get lost and they're hunted down in the hood. I always said that movie and that movie where Ice-T was the homeless guy

and they had to hunt him two of the greatest underrated movies ever. Especially the Ice-T one. Dennis Leary? Whoa! I didn't... Whoa! I'm remembering that movie. Dennis Leary's

in that fucking movie? Are you sure you're not confusing this with Demolition Man? Dennis Leary was in that? Or Suicide Kings? Surviving in a game. Is that the Cuba one or the Ice-T one? The Ice-T one was better. You had John C. McGinley

you had R.O.C. Rock what's up AJ Bones but the Cuba Gooding Jr. sports game movie is a great movie and the Ice-T one alright

the Ice-T one. Alright. The Ice-T movie was dope. That wasn't Arnie. Which one is Judgment Night, though? Is Judgment Night Cuba or Ice-T? Which one was it? I kind of need to know now. But those two movies are dope. The Ice-T one is better.

Because of John C. McGinley. They're hunting this dude but he was just a homeless dude but he was an ex-army dude and he turns it on these niggas it's kinda dope oh the Judgment Night is Cuba thing why's it called Judgment Night

they just went through a fucking game but that's a good movie too it's fucked up what happened to him but But that's a good movie too. It's fucked up what happened to him. But. The Ice-T one is dope. Alright.

Komiya. Shuli. Opie Destroy. Stuttering John. Someone tells me Shob's Island. Would be like Epstein's Island. Forever from my life. You're done.

That's what blocking is. It's like, and I've always equated it to static. Back in the old days, you'd get a radio station and you'd start driving, and there's static. Yeah. And now you could sit there and go, no, I'm just going to, I better just leave the static there to show I'm open. Maybe the next block it'll clear up. Yeah.

I'm tolerant of static. Yeah. Like, why should I feel bad that static is ruining the song? Sure. I'm going to tune it out. Some people that post, I consider it static. Yeah. I'm not going to communicate with them.

I'm not going to talk about them. Anything they're telling me is doing me no good. Right. So I will tune them out. And to get mad at me for blocking you, why block me? I don't care.

It's like, you know what? Give a shit enough to post a fake picture, at least. Yeah, yeah, something. You have nothing. It's like you put zero effort into this.

Yeah, zero effort. I mean... John, on the other hand, has blocked me. He blocks you. He blocks him. And then he continues... I'm blocked by stuttering, John.

To just shit talk. Like most of his tweets after he blocked me are about me. 100%. And you're like, well, that's the pussy move. It's not the blocking. That's fine. Right. But the pussy move is blocking and then still talking about the person.

Because you're a fucking fag, you know. What? You're afraid that anything I say is going to make you look bad. He's literally smacking you and running behind something. And running behind somebody. Yeah, that's what he's doing. So today I decided to go on South Carolina Boss. S Carolina Boss, I think it is.

Wait, he has a new Twitter? South Carolina Boss? Why haven't I read Relocation Boss? I'm the one who's supposed to keep yous up to date on his new Twitter. Wait, he's got a new Twitter? He got banned off the other one? I can't. Do you think he gets banned off the other one? I can't... This thing gets banned on Twitter so much.

I can't... All right, South Carolina boss, I guess, is Kumi now. Jesus. And just check out what he's been up to for the past couple of weeks. And yeah, it's this demented... Or is that his backup account? Oh yeah, that would be

his backup to see what Stuttering John is doing. Grabbing videos from other people about me that have acts to grinds with me and shit. Like five years, six years old. Yeah, five years old and look at this! And you're like, what is, what are you doing with these horribly but hilariously Photoshopped pictures?

Wait till he finds out what I've unearthed that has 47,000 views. And then he takes clips of the show or shows that I've been on. Never anything from my private life really right takes shit and sends them to uh uh naacp and glad hey glad look what they yeah here it is yeah uh lgbtq nation gay support uh at gay support underscore, LGBTQI progress. A sick man named Anthony Cumia has been attacking my transgender son on Twitter, at Twitter.

The Anthony Cumia Show and many other shows and media outlets. I have copies of his tweets. I have the paper trail. Paper trail. I have copies and clips. Paper trail. I have copies and clips of him attacking trans.

Contact me. First of all, John. Let me say something. John, that's extremely gay, but I can hit those same groups and show videos of you saying the n-word and shit, dude.

You're gone fully gay. What are they going to do? What can you possibly do? Well, we've contacted him and he literally said, shut the fuck up, faggot. Yeah. Anthony Comey, we contacted him, John. I'd like you to know we followed up on your information, and we thank you. He's actually contacted us back with a statement, shut the fuck up, leave me alone.

Yeah, he contacted me before we even got him. He called us. Right. And then say, shut the fuck up, faggot. And we are pretty much at a loss here now because we need people that get scared and stop doing what they're doing. John, our hands are tied right now because this is life.

People can say whatever they want. Yeah, well, now I'm reporting and suing you. Come on my show, at least. Now I have a case against LGBTQI progress. I progress. You are not doing what you're supposed to say you're doing. Oh, and they're like, oh, it's such a I mean, it's so gay. Like, OK, you're ratting me out.

Like, like, like at mentioning the people that you think are going to do. Does he honestly what a retard if he actually thinks they're going to be like, stop the presses, everyone. Stuttering John has just sent us a very important communique. Julie, can you keep up? Wait till I get the name of the owner of Compound Media. He's going to get him fired. How come no one's ever uncovered Anthony's boss?

This is very important to getting him thrown off Surely, can he keep up? Cup of beer You listen to old shows where he's like He's talking till he runs out of breath There isn't a gap, there isn't a space for air Nothing And then you watch him these days

I love this Look at the opening shit Can Shuey keep up with Cooney? Nothing. And then you watch him these days. I love this. Can Chewie keep up with Cooney? Yeah. And it's just like he had like a lobotomy or something. Like it's a completely different guy. It's a different guy. It's a different voice. It's a different cadence. Everything.

Yeah. He's fucked up. Yeah. He's fucked up. I mean, he's a genius in marketing. I will give him that because he's found a way for us to make more money doing the Uncle Rico show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's up to two copyright strikes now on our channel that he doesn't care about and doesn't watch. He should franchise out.

I've said this before. Franchise out Stuttering John's show to you, to me, to Carl. I'll pay. We'll be with us in seconds. He should franchise it out and then just give us some exclusive material. Like, this is

strictly for my franchisees. I love this, like, Shark Tank episode. Yeah, yeah. I'll give you 25% of awful for... Looking for $100,000 for 10% of my for... Looking for $100,000 for 10% of my idiocy.

Also, if you throw in a family's love, I'm looking for that too. Thank you. Anything? A hug? Yeah. I literally, we have over 130 new patrons

to the Patreon that he drove there himself. It's unbelievable the numbers we're doing. It's hilarious. And this is the genius that is John. Yes. He is, somebody tweeted it today. He is incredibly successful at being a failure. Oh my God.

That's what he does. That's what he is. I mean, that should be tattooed across his forehead. He is the most successful failure I've ever seen. Number one, I'm giving a lecture next week on failing. On failing? I could teach you to be as big a failure as me. Lecture got canceled, success again.

Once again, no one showed. Again, I prove what a failure I am. I told you. I'll show you how it starts. Follow me. Follow me to the bottom. Holy shit. Call from W-A-T-P will be on in moments.

I just have to tell everyone about prepare with compound media. Yes, there is a hurricane spinning off the coast of Florida, ready to impact and cause grave damage. It's terrible. These are some of the things people don't really think about. You go to the store, you buy a few things. You don't know how long you're going to be without power, without the ability to cook food. And then what? The food runs out. Everyone went to the store so the shelves were empty. This would be a moment, perhaps if that hurricane does impact

and you're stranded for quite a while. Oh, he's reading an ad. You just pull out your prepare with compound meat. Need to prepare. His own ad. There's a food, but you know, day that's prepared with something. The world is, it leaks all over.

This faggot does his own what are you trying to be Alex Jones Kumiya your food supply what now you're like

you did say you had food but Ritz crackers are all fucking they're wet you can't get ads he's doing his own ads food from

what is he doing media oh crack those things open you're eating mac and cheese while everybody's screaming outside, floating dead bodies are floating by. With your son patting them on the head.

Mmm, that looks delicious, son. That's right, preparewithcomfetmedia.com. Carl, where's Carl? W-A-P. How you doing, Carl? I am excellent. What's going on, Ant? What's going on, Julie?

Oh, my God. Today, this is so odd because I knew you guys were guests on the show today, but I wasn't like trying to come up with anything, Stunt Joe. And I just decided to read a few of his tweets and realize how fucking unhinged this guy is and the obsession with myself, you you and of course shuley uh and and these these non-existent lawsuits uh i guess wednesday he said wednesday something's gonna break tomorrow uh what do you know carl well i happen to have a little bit of inside information i think that he is going to file something but it's not with the great michael popock is uh his real attorney that he sued seriously it's that attorney firm that sent

me a cease and desist which colby and mike agreed holy drug literally on their website agree it says that it's an attorney firm where people can't afford legal services. Yeah. They take any case, by the way. They're slip and fall people, really, that probably think Stuttering John, somehow they remember what Stuttering John used to be, and think Stuttering John will get them some publicity so that if someone slips and falls, they'll use them. Because no one, I can't imagine a law office

that does free consultations. No. Taking John, listening to his case, and going, oh, yeah, this is a home run. Yeah, yeah. I put up my Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey as collateral. That is the money that the lawyer wants first. What do they call that? The guy said it was good for one letter.

One cease and desist per jersey. He probably can get a lawyer. One who has a blue checkmark like you anymore, Kumiya. But there's a lot of old school Howard Stern fans who became lawyers who would just take his case on some faggotry. Anthony, this is what I'm hearing with my insider information the dude sued serious xm and lost embarrassingly from a lawyer who was just a howard stern fan growing up he's planning on getting a default judgment when you don't respond and they can just put a lien on your property. He's taking my South Carolina home before I've even moved into it.

He's brilliant. I'll show him. I'll be a bigger racist than he ever was. This is hilarious. By some law firm that you hire when you don't have the money like a tv lawyer lawyer ebt law firm my lawyer got me a house in south carolina like all those things my lawyer got me a million dollars for a car accident mine got me a south carolina house people were being mean to me and my lawyer got me a house yeah it's just you're a bad father well then call us today

yeah today i settle all family business don't take anthony's house till mom's gone you came on watp this past weekend with aj Benza. Oh, yeah. And we played some clips of John attempting to do a hit piece against you. Yes. I sent Garrett a video that you weren't on for that I want you to check out. Please. I put together a super cut of all the times. Super cut!

Trying to find a part in the Danny Brand video where you're yelling, I can't find my gun. Because that's as big I got you. That is the I gotcha yeah you can't wait to find that bar and show it to Richard Ojeda so they can say this guy shouldn't even have fire right right here and dummy didn't write the timestamp down and spends a good five minutes of the show just scrubbing through the video looking so army major this is I just want to find you starts screaming for his gun, hold on.

Chinese pink rose. Hold on. Please hold. Where's the last time you had it? Come on. All right. Baby, you wanna sing karaoke? All right, check it out, Richard. Where's the last time you had it?

So he loses his gun. I don't know. I can't find it right now. I can't find it. Meanwhile, he gets me going, hey, baby, you want to sing karaoke? But he starts screaming really loud. I can't find it. Where the fuck is my gun?

Isn't that ironic? He's going, I can't find the clip. Where's my clip? Screaming and looking for his gun. The only thing sadder than stuttering John are his guests. But I can't. But I just think that this guy is a freaking piece of garbage. I like how he censored himself.

He didn't say fuck, and then he said freaking piece of garbage. Meanwhile, they're all talking about curb stomping you. Right. Yeah, I should be curb stomped. I should be. Yeah, that was. Well, I had my gun in my holster, and it like fell out. No, I get jealous because I like the centering John shitting on,

but he's a nobody, so. Yeah. And I really didn't want that nut finding it first. stuttering John shitting on, but he's a nobody, so. Yeah. I enjoy it. We enjoy it. I really didn't want that nut finding at first. Sure, I did panic. Yeah.

I was like, where's my gun? You never get big for shitting on. The last thing I wanted to see was Danny Brand going, ah, ah, ah. Right. I'm like, ah, what the fuck? It's in my house. You're not freaking out because you're a gun owner who doesn't know where his gun is.

Honestly, I kind of feel sad for them. Opie's up next, too, but they have to shit on Stuttering John, especially Shooley. I think his shit is based now on his shit on Stuttering John, which is far better than what he was doing. That's so nothing. Yeah, yeah, I didn't drop it in the McDonald's

ball pit. Right, you're not. I like it. It's in my house. It was in my office. Robert Blake. Yeah, Robert Blake. The last thing I wanted

was insane Danny Brand to find it, but regardless, like I said, I talked about that plenty of times on the show. This is my gotcha

moment from nine years ago. I so got you. The funny thing is that Richard lives in a trailer. John has that shitty apartment. By the way, you're going to remember. I destroyed Stuttering John live on Eliza Georgiana's thing.

That was the destruction. This is all talking after I already destroyed the nigga live. Well, I dig it, though. I dig it. They can't lose anything in their places. It's too small. No, no. It's right there.

If you drop something, it's at your feet. Yeah, it's in the litter box. It's in the litter box. Whatever John loses. Covered in cat hair. Covered in shit piss. I didn't know. I dropped my gun, and it looked like a hairball.

It looked like cat puke. I thought that was a heavy litter box. Carl, do you know anything about this story of Stuttering John kicking his cat to death? Wow, that's been a rumor, but I don't know anything about this story of Stuttering John kicking his cat to death? Wow. That's been a rumor, but I don't know anything about it. Okay. Now, you are not going to say anything about that, and I understand. I am definitely saying John killed his cat.

That's all. That's all I want to know. Hashtag Peter. I mentioned Peter. I'm practicing river dance. Next thing you know, a fucking cat comes out of nowhere. Well, that guy muttering on Twitter found John was doing Grease on stage. And that scene in Grease where they're all dancing at the school dance.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's the funniest thing. I should have put it. Yeah, it's really funny. I'm such a failure. Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop-do-wip-biddy-boop-bid-boop. Stranded at my roach-ridden apartment.

Feeling like a fool. Oh, my God. I love it. You're the one that I want. Come here. Tears on my pillow is just the same. They don't change any other way. Tears on my pillow. My God.

No. This is something different. What is this? I don't know, it's a grease opening with John Melendez. This is... Isn't this one too many? The scary acting chops over here. Oh, not this scene.

Like, this has been done a thousand times. It's not funny. It was funny in 1980 when they did an airplane. I was just gonna say. This was the last time it not funny. It was funny in 1980 when they did an airplane. I was just going to say. It was the last time it was funny. Couldn't you get me something else? Come here, you chink. Come here, you freaking Asian. This is for Pearl Harbor.

Yeah, this is not it. The video that was found was by Muttering J. He tweets a lot, but it would be on his timeline somewhere. But that would, I don't even know what the fuck that was. Oh, I can tell you what that was found was by muttering Jay. He tweets a lot, but it would be on his timeline somewhere. But that would, I don't even know what the fuck that was. Oh, I can tell you what that was. When,

after John left the tonight show, he tried to start up a whole network. He thought he was going to be like this comedic network, him and Royce. So we've got a bunch of videos from that era that are so best parody songs. There's all sorts of things that he was trying to do. And it's all off. One of my early failures.

Yes. Yes. My first fit. Don of my early failures. Yes, yes. My first failure. Don't let your first failure discourage you. Who can have so many more failures after your first one? A failure infomercial comes out at 2 a.m. If you happen to accidentally stumble upon success, don't be discouraged. Failure is right around the corner. Tired of succeeding

and having your house smell nice? Holy fuck, man. I did bring another video that we did watch on Who Are These Podcasts, but I don't know if you brought this up on the Anthony show, so I thought it'd be good to play John Talk taking credit for your appearance

on the tonight show yeah oh yeah i love it yes yes this is good thank god for him i never listened to opie and anthony i was on the stern show at the same time i don't know anything about the fucking guy all i know is that he was on a successful show for a short period of time in new york and guess what i even got I even got open Anthony on the tonight for me. Their asses would have never got on there. Because when Debbie Vickers, the executive producer asked me, John, you're from New York, should we have these guys on? I go, yeah, sure.

They have some New York fame, sure. And they know that I did that for them. No, why? Because I told them when they got there. I go, you know that it was me. And it was. But I didn't know what a sick twisted fuck he was. If I would have known, I would never

have fucking, you know, said, yeah, have him on. I vouch for you. Isn't it funny that he says he didn't know anything about you guys? I don't know what to say. Jay Leno had a relationship with Jimmy from the show. Jimmy was the dude who put on red carpets and shit. He was on the show, but he was the one who consulted whether or not he should be on the show.

He was like, I'm the only one who knew that they're famous in New York. I swear to you, could you honestly, could anyone imagine the Booker on The Tonight Show going in? One of the things I love watching is Steve Martin calling out Jim Norton. Because Jay hired Jim Norton to do red carpet coverage. And he got called up by Steve Martin. You know, you stuttered out well before you. Maybe we should ask John. I guarantee you she's like, John, just in passing, you're from New York.

We got guests coming on next week from New York. Opie and Anthony. Yeah. Oh, cool. I know them. All right. And then she's just leaving as he's still talking to her. I hope he doesn't fucking talk to me again.

Fucking boob. He never, I, first of all, I never heard him say, I got you guys on. It just never happened. And, and the thought that, like, they were popular in New York for a short time. Literally 20 years.

20 years in the business. What, 18 of them in New York City? So, yeah, I don't know what his timeline of success is. It was over in a flash. Yeah, oh, my God, flash in the pan. And then to say that he had anything to do. We had done David Letterman before we did Leno. And it was very successful. It funny talked about it and then leno's like yeah let's have him on they didn't consult stuttering john

he's been bringing on his writing buddies from the tonight show on his beer on the balcony shows and it's so funny what john takes credit for on the Tonight Show. Oh, yeah. You would film the entire show. He was running that show. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, if it wasn't for John, they wouldn't have guests. They wouldn't have comedy bits. Jay wouldn't know what to do. Wait, where's John?

I need my monologue. In the entire interviews he has with these people, it's just all about bringing it back to him in any form, however he can. He had this guy on one of the writers and he's sitting there bragging about what a cool algebra substitute teacher he is and he's like when i cancel out the reciprocal i go boom like that By the way, little nod to the king. He doesn't deserve one. Yes, Jay Leno ripped off all your bits

and just did it on late night and did your... Yeah, that did happen. Jay Leno did do that, but he did it and became a successful... And he goes... The kids love it. and the guys just stare at him. I'm being a radio faggot, but

yeah. Jay Leno ripped off Stern so much, he hired Stuttering John. So yeah, he was ripping you off directly and hired your homeboy as zero talent and paid him millions.

Yeah. Grabby goes, yeah, it's pretty. Other thing, back in the day, yeah. Then it was, I didn't care when I was doing it. He did a different show. He did a late night show. And he ripped him off, but put him

in a different aspect. I mean, you can talk about what Stern did and lesbians and shit, but, yeah, Leno was ripping him off

regarding Stern's thing. Yeah, he was, and he's still stuttering John at Peter Millions. Pretty cool. Yeah, Leno was ripping him off for current Stern thing. Yeah, he was. And he's still stuttering John at Peter Millions. Pretty cool. Yeah. His wife leaving him.

She met a nice Jewish man, I would assume. Wow. I don't know what to say from that. God doesn't like start a conversation that you can get in on. No. No.

And it makes it impossible for someone to have like a follow up to that. He does it. It's like challenging someone to a race so they go, wait here and watch. I'm gonna race. When his guests do say something interesting that Jon could potentially latch onto

and have a back and forth with, instead Jon has to one up them every time. Oh, you did that? He had the guy on from Key and Peele and the guy was talking about this bit that he wrote for Key & Peele that's very popular. Yeah. And John goes, oh, it's about a substitute teacher? You know, I am a substitute teacher.

It's like, whatever. Why does that matter? Like, the guy's talking about it. Why does it matter? Lame drop. You heard a name. He's lame dropping. Yeah.

Yeah, he has no clue how to conduct any type of back and forth conversation. He makes it about him. And if the guest starts talking about something interesting, they'll come back to him or he'll come back to him. I don't even know. It's him doing the show and just be like, oh, what? Yeah. You could tell he wasn't even listening. Oh, he did.

He'll go like, yeah, Christine, thank you for the $5. And the guy's just sitting there like, why am I bothering? There was a guy he had on recently, and he was telling him about how he got his start in comedy and how he worked his way up. And John's eyes are darting around. He's reading the chat. He couldn't be more bored. And the guy finally goes, do you want to talk about something else?

Because I just thought, yeah. It's so obvious when people aren't paying attention and john has he has he's totally enabled you have to be somewhat intelligent to yes to do an interview like yeah it requires listening thinking on the fly coming up with maybe some follow-up questions there you go you know stuff like that and so when this we we played a video the other day his old producer who ended up being one of his trolls he he told john so he started prank calling john's phone right backstabber he tells john listen to this logic and tell me tell me how dumb you'd have to be to believe this right he tells john when they call your phone, they're using a computer program.

So if you answer it and just leave them on. Yes, I remember this. He goes, then they have to pay for the call. It's charging. Even when you hang up or they hang up. He said by the minute. When's the last time it was charged by the minute? By the minute.

It turned your phone into a 976 sex fucking line. Don't you remember Stevie Wonder? I just called to say I love you. I make sure they call me during nighttime hours. He's such a moron that his phone starts ringing and he goes, oh, good. More money for me. Hello. And how is it more money for him if they're getting charged a phone bill? None of it makes sense.

It never does. None of it. He's a blithering idiot. He really is. He's blithering. The beer on the balcony shows, which is why you're getting the copyright strikes, which sucks. Because he thinks that that's copyrighted because it's behind a paywall, which is not the case. But whatever.

So he has had these guests on these last three weeks. Three weeks in a row, 30 minutes in, the guests have tried to get off the show. Oh, I love that one. Yeah. That was fun. We had a great time. Yeah, yeah. No, I haven't even got to the questions yet.

Hold on. This show's the Titanic. People are running for the lifeboats. One guy, I forgot who it was or anything, but he says something like, hey, John, man, thanks for having me. He goes, it's been 30 minutes. You're here for an hour. Oh, you're John, man, thanks for having me. He goes, it's been 30 minutes. You're here for an hour. Oh, you're like, oh, and I just cringe.

It's like, just go. Yeah, hey, thanks, man. Yeah, see, because you know he wants to go. You don't hold on to another fucking hour. There was a clip Esau showed me of him. He had Grillo on one day, or Gorilla, as he called it. Gorilla! And at one point, Gorilla goes point gorilla goes hey john somebody just keeps calling

my phone over and over again he goes i think there's some sort of emergency so i gotta run and john goes all right real quick before you go and it's like oh my god completely oblivious completely yeah he had he had a lot of gold on and alan gold was doing everything he could to make the show interesting he was being funny dancing as fast as he can exactly and then he finally goes all right john well i got a lot going on today and john's like no no we got to keep doing this and he tries to get out a second time and then the third time he goes i guess john's not getting the hit that i really want to Shit literally had to say that Carl what was They're doing it and that's their content this man is a natural content you do a hoarder's podcast I I don't do center.

This year bread and butter stuttering on the question that he had to ask it was one of the worst I said, shit, I'm not in the same job as my brother-in-law. Nigga, shit, I'm not in Brendan's job. It's not my brother-in-law. He's still in the same boat. And I said this when I talked to Carl. We'll do a bigger target, please? His name's Obey. Would you like a tartar, please? Yeah, um, he's saying Obie, ugh. I think they said Obie in there, and it's kinda holy Obie, but, I don't know.

Oh, cool, yeah. Shooly. Stuttering John. By the way, he don't know, Stuttering John. By the way, those guys had like literally health problems, nine strokes, they're not gonna die soon. Bullshit, is this nigga still alive? I guess, funny as shit, I don't know. Could you join the internet world?

Shouldn't people actually make something? Or are you going to do Stutter and John? It's kind of odd to me when you don't know how to use it. I don't know how to use it. No, I don't know what I'm talking about. I know you don't know. I know you don't know. I know you don't know. Questions I've ever heard in that Elon Gold interview. Like, Elon was ready to go, and he's just like,

oh, one more question. And it's the biggest waste of time question you've ever heard. One more thing, Elon. One more thing. You know what it was? I remember what it was. He goes, hold on, hold on. I have a question I wrote down for you.

Because Elon's just going, so John didn't have a question. So now 50 minutes in, he goes, how old were you when you started in comedy? Wait, wait, wait. And why? He said, and why? That was the second part. That is like rookie interview, not even interview 101. It's junior high school.

Why are you saying it? Media class interview question. It's also a chick who just looks good that they want to throw on camera. That's a question she would ask. She'd ask. It's like, oh, I'm glad you asked. Good question. It's also a chick who just looks good that they want to throw on camera. That's a question she would ask. She'd ask. It's like, oh, I'm glad you asked. Good question. Right.

Thanks, tits. Yeah. In the business for decades, he has all these stories to tell. He was at Curb Your Enthusiasm for all those times. There's so many questions Jack could be asking

instead of getting back to, when you were a teenager, how funny were you? Not to mention, he used to ask questions for a living. You'd think he would take away something from that. Opie used to do all the time, he'd be like, so who were your influences growing up? Which is the worst question you could ask anybody.

It's become a thing that is known as the worst question you could ask an actor, musician, anybody. Your influences. And he would do that right up until Jimmy came on board and just ripped him apart for asking that question. I was just sitting there like, whatever. Good, good. Steer the ship, dude.

I'm still employed. Here's my bank account. Thank God. Yeah, steer that ship, dummy. I don't care if it's an iceberg, the rocks. You steer that fucking thing. And Jimmy would just be like, wait, what? Oh, no, his influence.

And Jimmy just goes, ugh. He never asked it again. It's the dumbest question. It's right up there with if you were a tree. Right. If you were a tree, what type would you be? One that could hold a good noose, if you were a tree right if you were a tree what type would you be one that could hold a good noose if you know what i mean have you seen what opie is doing now he's got people working for him and trying to build a channel does he yes if you go to his youtube

channel and just look at the thumbnails there are people photoshopping you and all sorts of different scenarios great you know he doesn't do that no he's not doing any of that he can't do that he is the epitome of a boomer and what doesn't know how to do anything technical what's great is that he's got these guys who are doing these video clips for him which is kind of my job which is great so now i don't have to pull clips i just sent over garrett four links to youtube like they're already edited he's already done it for us we could just isn't it funny he thinks they're good for him and promoting what he's doing and we think they're great to show what an idiot he is it's very the same clip but it's so there's so many similarities between him and john oh yeah yeah like you know, that is a glaring one.

Right. The delusion that they are relevant, entertaining. Not to mention the amount of people left in their world that were with them. Oh, yeah, yeah. At the other time when they were. And the complete denial that those people have just shunned them. Right. The lack of humility.

If your career, like, Anthony, you were talking about this the other day. Like, you want your career to go like this, and then it goes like this a little bit, but hopefully it's low decline. If your career goes from this to this, there should be some humility there. Like, I fucked up. What did I do wrong here? There's a calculable moment that you have to take responsibility for when it just falls off the face of the earth.

You've got look look in the mirror right honest with yourself and say it's time to start goofing on stuttering john if those two would team up everyone wants oh yeah john show if those two would team up i swear to god it would get a hundred thousand views a day it would and that's just on our shows that's the other funny humble brag that he had when elon gold was on the show on our shows. Right. That's the other funny humble brag that he had when Elan Gold was on the show. Yeah. Elan asked him, how many people are watching this show?

How many people see your show? And John went to, well, people pull clips of it. They put it on the software. So he's complimenting us for playing his shit. Elan says, are there more than 19 people watching us right now and john says don't worry once this is up other channels that like to rip me apart will take it and a lot of people are gonna see it how do you then sue how do you not that would be my first fucking thing of defense is john going well other people play it and i, and the judge goes, wait, wait,

could you play that back again? You're saying that you're selling your show to your guests. You're aware of it and you're okay with it at this point. And you're telling your guests the good part is that regardless of how few people are watching at this moment, other shows take it and play it. Dismissed, and you're a fucking retard. Get out of my courtroom. No kidding

Put this helmet on and leave my court Lick the fucking bus The windows are the bus that's taking you back To wherever hovel you're living in right now Canoga Park Canoga Park No it's actually a park in Canoga I'll take another

I need a course light Skol Sure I'll take another one. I need a Coors Light. I need a Coors Light. Skol! Sure, I'll take one. If I could segue to how dumb Opie is real quick. Uh-oh, what's going on? Oh, finishing the beer? He's doing the... I have to get my pinkies up.

Oh, my God. This is how I drink all classy at the Pickwick Pub. Somebody on Dabblers and Autumn has called it Skoliosis. Where the bending of his wrist and fingers. And he's going, when he's drinking, he's like this, scoliosis. By the way. That's so fucking good. We are playing the Uncle Rico show.

When we do go back live, we want to do a Jonathon, a 24-hour stream of nothing but Jon clips. Why are there so many words that fit so well when you're making a parody of this guy? We don't need you, stupid. We'll do it whether you want it or not. Jonathon is perfect. I said, imagine we have a tote board

and we total up the super chats at the end of this 24-hour. He will jump off that fucking dumb balcony. He sees so much more money than he's ever made because we're goofing on him. Oh, he'll fucking, he'll, he'll try some way. I'm getting that money.

And I want to, I want to just have like, like the MDA telephone. I want to have guests popping in at all hours. You know, Hey, welcome. You're going to sit in on two,

three clips with us. Tote board. Let's see how we're doing. I'll start dancing like Chabad. It'll be great. Charo's coming out next. Oh, I hate Stuttering John. He's so stupid.

Oh, my God. Yeah. So you also, I think, had some Opie things, right? I want to point out how dumb Opie is because you were kind of alluding to that. Over the past 20 years yeah dummies oh yeah just stupid assholes so here's a video that he posted himself this is on his channel very recently it's called it makes me rethink everything this is deep thoughts opi my thoughts wow wow this is gonna be good yeah deep thoughts for him is pretty shallow.

Kind of a bad choir. Don't worry. We'll cut this part out. Oh, where is it? Oh, where is it? Oh, oh, where? Oh. Okay, here it is.

Telescope, if you were thinking, man, I think it blows religion out of the water. I think we got to rethink a lot of that stuff. But here's where humanity is so sad. We never will. All right, pause it. What is this, Law and Order? I'm wrong. Yeah, the thug.

Opie Radio. You suck on that a while now. You think about that. What you guys just saw was a preview of what you're about to see. So they actually take chunks of things you're going to see in this 90-second video, and they play it before the little intro thing. By the way, I'm hooked. It worked. Oh, it worked. I need to see that.

Now, E-Rock, of course, is an expert on all things radio and all things Opie. So, E-Rock, what's your take? This is the dumb thing that they're making you do for TikTok and for Instagram Reels. It's like when people need to know how the movie ends before they decide if they're going to go see the movie. Right. Now you need to see the highlight of what the gist of this clip is before you watch this. It's just the tension span is getting shorter and fucking shorter. Yeah.

With a little production value. Right. No, others are just little clips and then their little intro thing. They're not, like you said, ripping off Law and Order to make it impactful. Yeah. Holy shit. Big stuff is about to happen. This week's OB radio, a rape.

Come. Dude, it's ripped from the headlines. All right. Let's take on humanity. You know what's so sad about humanity? James Webb Telescope is going way back in time, showing us absolutely amazing things, blowing away everything we thought we knew about the universe, right? And planets and galaxies and Earth.

To think that stupid Earth, that's not even this. If you go like this and hold it up to the fucking sky, that's not even earth. So you got all this other shit that could have life. I think there's life all over the universe, right? It's the dumbest argument.

I think the James Webb telescope, if you were thinking, man, I think it blows religion out of the water. I think we got to rethink a lot of that stuff but here's where humanity is so you're thinking that you know opie keeps saying you're thinking back you know like me like me like the smart guy but i love that he says these images that we're seeing blows religion up well it doesn't actually explain the why anything's there that's the whole yeah it could why are we here what's going on carl you're absolutely right this could be an argument for religion like this is how

how do you get these things where did they come from was there this unbelievable power that created creation he's so dumb. And the the the fact that he doesn't understand relative size like like Earth is like this in the sky. You could you could say like Earth is like this, right? Earth is like like this. Earth is like take Earth, take Earth size of Earth and Go earth is like this

I love to have Neil deGrasse Tyson out there with them just going like oh Yeah, yeah, Opie is Neil the ass Tyson So You can now get Brendan Schaub tickets at his show in San Jose for free they've comped

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the true news here. Remember you know how to fight an injured kid and put the true news here. Um, remember, you know how the fighter and the kid put that felt face guy as, um, the avatar of the subreddit? Because Brendan Schaub is doing those gigs

and he couldn't sell any tickets. But that felt face puppet is doing the show before Brendan Schaub and he sold out. Well, that show for Brendan Schaub is now

canceled. This is what it was last week. Brendan Schaub 7.30 7.30, 7.30 and 10.30, and then 7.30 and 10.30, with Felt Face

at 4.30, now, no more Brendan Schaub. The stand-up is done. It's over. He had to cancel. A purple Australian

puppet sold out. This nigga, he had to cancel the gig. So to cancel this gig, they're comping tickets to the other one. That's going to get canceled too. You sell no stand-up tickets.

You sell none. Randy Feltface, you canceled that gig? You have to remember, Felt face was sold out though and uh Brendan look it says sold out there 20th 21st

this is October I believe this was coming up and it cancelled it in advance too he still had a whole month to sell tickets he just knew it wasn't going to happen especially since Randy felt face He canceled it in advance too. He still had a whole month to sell tickets. He just knew it wasn't going to happen. Especially since Randy Feltface sold out so immediately.

And he was going to have to follow him on that Sunday. This was going to be a Sunday. So it was Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Brendan Chobb was going to do stand-up comedy. And the 4.30 Sunday act at the comedy club sold out. And Brendan Schaub had to cancel the gig. He's in the novelty phase now.

The idiots that go to his shows now go to see the worst comedian ever. It's like when people pay three go to see the worst comedian ever. It's like when people pay three bucks to see the world's fattest dog at the local fair. Dude. And that show where they're now comping the tickets, giving them away for free. That's going to get canceled too. You canceled the Randy Feltface thing.

I get it though. He sold out a comedy club at a 4.30 on a Sunday. You're going to do Sunday night and sell no tickets so you had to cancel. I get it. I get that night but the other two nights, oh yeah, you sell no tickets then either. Your career

is over, faggot. Enough of the I'm the stand-up comedian and I have to go on the road with Mustafa and other. There's no on the road for you. You don't have an act.

You don't go on. You sell no tickets. You have the two worst rated comedy specials ever. It's over. Your podcast, you get no views. He canceled that fucking show You know what's funny Your name being Kim Jong Un

Being run out of the industry What am I gonna do when Boppa is done I do me my nigga what am I gonna do when Boppa is done? I do me, my nigga. He needs a day job. No, he needs to just be a rich kid who uses his dad's money and... He pays... people to be his friends

everyone with him now in their jumping ship like a motherfucker but everyone around him now he's paying daddy's money to be a friend he generates zero money zero he's negative he spends money doing this friend. He generates zero money. Zero.

He's negative. He spends money doing this. This nigga rents studio space and pays producers and shit. He's paying money to do this at this point. I would assume the whiskey.

Because I would assume it takes a lot to make whiskey. I would assume you can get sandals made in like China if it's cheap. They're dogpiling on him now in the industry. Oh yeah. His ultimate fuck up was going after Bobby Lee. And now the green light for all the comedians and shit

to turn against him too. And I like how it's being picked up remember that day we played Rogan and that black guy talking about job and I said I think there was an edit here people are starting to pick up that there was an edit there and that conversation did go longer. Time to wipe away the tears. Quint. Well, how long does daddy step in? It might be

a while too because you have to remember his loser brother is connected to him it's not like Brendan Chobb is a loser to family and his brother is like a doctor his loser brother follows him around so how long until daddy reams it in and says alright son time to give it up. I don't know. I don't know their relationship. Maybe never. Kalilah, that gold digger was exposed.

That's the only good thing that came out of it? D'Lelia went through and I get it though. He was about to reach the top. There's going to be a movie. He had a Netflix show

that was going to come out. Then he immediately cancelled. Then he gets a neck tattoo. He's acting extra sus. And shit. Extremely on. I just had to talk about that.

This dummy. Look at this faggot. Wasting more of daddy's money. He dropped his food truck, shall I? A day ago. It only got 17,000 views on the channel and 152,000 subs. Whoa. We flew him all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada,

after his big win in Dana White's Contender Series. He is the biggest UFC prospect of all time. It's Bo Nickel on this week's Food Truck Diaries, and I'm feeding him grilled cheese. Let's go. Make it big, big, super big. From my wallet to my check. I don't want it of course you're gonna rap song going of course you're paying for production you get less views

and you have subscribers it's pretty fucking sad. So there's a hurricane, right? There's a hurricane in Florida and it's really messing up all the travel all over the United States. So our friend Bo Nickel, his flight's delayed. The food truck, he... How's it...

Wait. You're flying him in from Vegas to LA how is that flight delayed from the Florida shit how's the flight from I'm pretty sure that's a regular flight they're not really that far from each other.

Vegas and LA. How is that delayed? Nevertheless. Nevertheless. He does a food truck show. That nobody watches. You can't rent it for the entire day. We only have a few hours. So his flight's delayed. that nobody watches. You can't rent it for the entire day.

We only have a few hours. So this flight's delayed. So my thick ass is going to hopefully order something that Bo's going to want to eat today, because he's not here on time for the food truck. So we're doing a remix. This is called doing it on the fly. Welcome to entertainment.

So I'll do my best. Hopefully Bo doesn't get pissed. We'll see. Who would be mad at a freaking grilled cheese? Come on. He looks, you big eared, big, if I saw this nigga, like if I saw this nigga in real life, if I walked upon him, I'd be like the guy who Who saw Kramer. Wearing Jimmy's shoes. In the episode of Seinfeld. Like.

I would assume this is a retard. So you rented out. A food truck. You didn't show up. You got no views for this. How much money does it cost to fly someone from Vegas to LA to do an interview

and rent a food truck to get $300 off a video. Does that work out? I doubt it. Your career is over, faggot. Enough of it. Stop doing the food truck thing.

You can't even sell tickets to your shit shows. You canceled the felt fit felt phase gig. I just brought another taco truck. And by the way, why are you paying them when you're advertising

their food truck and they will advertise? Like, shouldn't that be the thing? Hey, I'm going to do this. My podcast, Food Truck Diaries, you're going to be presented on it, and, uh, well, that's your payment. I know you're going to pay it.

As an equal? No, he's a lesser. He's a lesser than me. Entertainment business? He's a lesser than me. Entertainment business? He's not in the entertainment business. He's in the suing business and get no views business.

He stinks. He's suing YouTubers. Like, no. The way you are a faggot is beyond me, but... Seems like a good dude. Redhead.

Redhead. Be cool. What's up, brother? How you doing, brother? I'm good, man. What's your most famous grilled cheese here? Our most famous, uh, we're known for our, uh, barbecued pulled pork and mac and cheese grilled cheese sandwich.

All right, so let's do this. That looks disgusting, by the way. Man, yeah, let's do two of those. Two of those. Those aren't grilled. Those are burgers at this point. They're club sandwiches not mac and cheese anymore. I mean grilled cheeses. I saw it on the menu there, the triple cheese threat. If you saw this from behind,

the hat, the ears, you'd think, retard. Two of those. And then two of the keto bowls with the barbecue pulled pork and then whatever else you mix in there for the keto. Two of the keto bowls.

Yep, hopefully he eats it. Hopefully he likes it. A food truck has keto bowls? They're like real cheese. What? That's it, brother. That's it? Thank you so much, man.

All right, thank you. Yep. I'm going to promote this shop. I did how you doing man awesome It's over Tick tick tick I don't know The ginger Tick tick tick Tick tick

Yeah Daddy Can only allow this For so long I went through Food trucks Trucks To find people

In from Vegas To LA and they get no views. Sad. But, um, cool me a head on Jim Norton and shout out Opie, which I kind of want to check out. I did it. I did it. With cum. Oh, I should have said that. We get it.

We got to take that part out. We take that out. Yeah, yeah. Cut that part out. The greatest thing he ever invented, like it just came out, an invention came out. You remember the cardboard things that you can put in front of your window to keep the heat? Such. You invented it? Yes, I did.

He invented the greatest thing for using that. He would fucking get a hooker and give her a cigarette and pull into his own driveway and put that there so his parents didn't see what was going on. That's what I would do in my parents' driveway. I would probably set up the heat thing. Yeah, that was a genius move on my part.

Oh my God. Why didn't you park down the street? The driveway was safe, no cops were gonna bother you, and your parents couldn't see you if they looked out the window, because they would just think, oh he's cooling the car for the next day. If you-

How come my mom's not- It's fucking genius, don't even talk about it. I have to. There's no comment, it's genius. They looked out the window and saw you were now home, and the car was there, but you're- My dad would say, what are you and your mother doing in the car?

Why is your mother smoking? Two cigarettes. Why is your mother fat? Why does your mother have your cum on her face? Oh my God! Oh hey, don't go there. You know what, I'm outta here. I would just think they'd be like,

he's not in the house. He's leaving. He's not in the car with the thing on. By the way, it was probably at night. Yeah. But they knew he was... Oh, the heat of the moon. Whoa, look out, the moon heat.

They knew he was strange. Yeah. They knew you were different. They knew I was... Yeah, they understood. They knew you were different. Oh, did they? For real?

How could they not? Some people climb trees and relax. I love it. Other people get hookers. Bob Levy looks like Karen Brennan's brother because they're both old.

Yeah, she'll be here. Now I see why when Opie said, why didn't Jimmy and Cooney just do a show together? This is what the show would be, by the way. Now, all you people hate Obie

and I hate him too. Trust me, I do not like the Obster. I respect it, though, his position. And they are about to shit on him Don't worry I'm playing the good part This is the point of having an OP

So you wanna have These three fucks on OP would never allow these people on And they who shit on So uh yeah Watch your Opie would never allow these people on. They move shit on. So, yeah. Watch it. We're about to get into shitting on Opie,

but you're kind of watching the point of what Opie served, although he's a fucking weirdo now. I didn't even realize he did that. People are constantly sending clips from the old show, and anything of you talking about your youth and your parents and obviously Monster Rain and things like that,

I cannot not listen to it. It's so fucking funny. The only things from the old show I can listen to is Anthony Makes Jimmy La... Oh, I love those. It's all Anthony being funny. Those clips are the only ones I can actually to is Anthony Makes Jimmy Laugh. Oh, I love those. It's all Anthony being funny. Those are the only ones I can actually read. I love those. Someone will send me something, and I totally forgot we even did it.

And then I'll hear it, and I'll just hear you go. Yeah. And it still makes me laugh. And then keep laughing. And some people in the studio are like, all right, all right, all right, we'll move on. All right, we'll move on. Wait, Opie? Look at this. Is it Opie? Look at this.

Is it Opie? Did I guess it right? Well, I hope you get his name right because you're on his show tomorrow at 10. Be at the beach. 15 minutes, by the way. It's a 15- Livestream.

Here's your cameraman. Bring change for the meter. Change. You're a cameraman. Bring change for the meter. Hey, by the way, my favorite thing to go back and watch are you guys. Because I never listened to you guys on the West Coast. Why? What were you doing? Oh, right. On the West Coast.

Oh. So I got to listen. Yeah, we weren't there. It's hard to hear when you suck a coward's cock. Yeah, you would know. I was on the balls. Julie, Julie, lick the helmet. It's a two-man job. We came together. Yeah, you would know. I was on the balls. Julie, Julie, lick the helmet. It's a two-man job.

We came together. All right, what is it going to have to go? I got to come on someone. Howard wouldn't let me suck it, so I just sucked Anthony's while I did the impression. Put this out in the air. I got my little waist of gold here. Oh, bombs and flubs.

Oh, yeah. Those are my favorite. Directly responsible for that, Jim Norton. Me and Opie would do the Opie and Anthony show before Jim, and it was very regimented and very old school regular radio and you never acknowledged when you bombed. You just fucking walked away from it. Jimmy, I just fucking remember this, Opie or even myself said something and it got nothing. It was just flat. And we would have been like nervous, start sweating and go, oh, here's the next fucking tune from fucking Pearl Jam.

Jimmy just goes, wait, wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, what? And I'm horrified going, why are you, why are you fucking doing this? Why would you bring attention to this? And it became one of the funniest fucking things to see someone bomb and then see them cringe and go, how'd that work out? Just so fucking funny. Yeah.

Yeah, you brought some shit to the show, my friend. Regardless. Then you guys had the drops that you would play after the bombs and of the Oh, yeah. My favorite would be the TJ Miller out there. The sports announcers. The Biscotti.

Exactly. The sports announcers calling home runs and then getting it wrong. Oh, yeah, those are great. That's the way they go. It's hot. It's back in the world. It's hot. It's far.

It is gone. Oh, wait. It was caught? He's still announcing. He ruined the Aaron Judge call. Yeah announcing He ruined the Aaron Judge call Yeah He ruined it

Michael K. fucked it up He said history He's making He was chasing history I was like oh He's chasing a hysterectomy What? Sterling

A judge-ian home run He's just fucking Unlucky He tried too hard Yeah he wants to It was terrible It was like what are you doing man? Listen to Kevin You don't have to try hard To go for it Now are they fucking that Zia Anderson chick?

I know she's got a man and shit. I'm assuming they're fucking her. Because they keep working with her. She keeps working with them. And it's led to nothing. She has a channel I think 3,000 subs

no views on anything so um wondering what she I just shit everybody everything I was talking with them Paul was convicted of a crime here comes the judge.

Here comes, order in the court. These guys put him together. How did you do his job? How did we do a podcast? Jesus Christ. Seriously, Opie from the beach is kind of, listen. Hey, whatever. Please, let me finish.

Opie from the beach. You of, listen, please let me finish. Opie from the beach. You weren't going to let him. Opie from the beach. I'm a little drunk. Whiskey talks. But Opie from the beach is pretty entertaining because he has like his own version of everything. That's waves. Yes.

Save it, Bob. If it would be. Yes. Save it, Bob. Save it, Bob. It would be more entertaining if he was doing it from the beach in Florida this weekend. I knew he would save it, and he did. Oh, God. Like your club. When does the club open? Don't even bring it up.

Sorry about it. Rand opening. A lot of firehouses in Florida. I used to say it closed two hours ago that. And I don't have a house in Florida. They closed two hours ago. Jim. Oh, Florida. And this has this weekend. We got it. It's too bad it's not

Florida, so we can blame it on the weather. Like dummy. Obviously, her lane is learned to play a video game and become a Twitch streamer. You have nothing to say on YouTube Play a video game Maybe your niggas will donate to you

Because you're a hot chick playing video games We are getting rain on Saturday In case it's a low turnout Good job, Levy Where's the fuck in your wife, too? She's stuttering John She's stuttering John. You're stuttering John often.

So, yeah, tell me, where exactly is it? Let's talk about Noble Gold. Come on. Brendan Levy's Comedy Club in Vineland, New Jersey, at kcrays.com, above the Landis Theater, which I want to put you in a theater. My God, you need a treasure map to get to this place? It's a very long fucking... X marks the spot.

Fergie laughs. Well, yeah, she has a husband, and she pals around. This is her claim to fame, these guys. And so is that Carl from Odie's podcast, whose show is based on a nobody.

He makes coin doing that. She didn't even dip into that. But. I would have to assume. They're fucking her. Cause they would. They would. I know these guys.

And by the way. She has a husband. Sorry. Your chick gave it up to Kumia. That creep. And he had her on when he had the mansion, by the way, too. So, and he has more money than you. He didn't fuck your chick.

They all are fucking her. They only keep her around because they are fucking her, Zia's husband. And you have no money. That's why she pursues a career in which she makes zero dollars off of. Online thing. I get why they keep... Why does she keep doing it, though? I mean, she... It didn't work.

You fucked with Jim Norton. The whole crew. Anthony them you only have 3,000 subs and no you don't make a penny off of YouTube why does she keep doing it You think I saw a woodward and got no pussy? Good job if I'm gonna go to Matt working at a factory. You call it white dudes? Or is it... Jesus. No pussy whatsoever What would it mean if I was single

and didn't want to shit You could follow Mursh Mursh is a single guy I'm gonna get all the greatest's pussy ever on Merch's livestream There's gonna be ex bitches, he did new bitches, and some other bitches Oh yeah you got some else bitches And you got a crook one I don't know if I rent, rent that shit? If single Kyle rent a stream,

what that would be? My ex bitch or my new bitch, I don't know, my ex bitch, I mean, my ex-bitch, my new bitch, every single one. I get it though, he's been doing it for 15 years. Human rights, I don't know. I'm a fucking pathetic human rights for 15 years. I'm just a little pussy. Well, they got, Morris got enough money to afford a single bedroom in Florida where they had the worst hurricane. It's the cheapest state ever to afford to live in because hurricanes happen, but, and

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