The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub lawsuit update!!! Adam22 is a cuckold!!! Jay Mohr defends Bapa!!!

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

Brendan Schaub gets reprimanded by the judge might have to pay for yewneeks lawyers fee!?!?!?!? Adam 22 of No jumper pod likes when his wife has sex on screen with friends of his!!! Jay Mohr doesn't understand the hate Schaub gets!!! Redbar reacts!!! Stuttering john still stinnnnks! Drugs are bad weed is dope.

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And that's because he deleted everything from his channel and continued to be monetized on YouTube. Every month you have to have a certain amount of watch hours, so that's why he got demonetized. You want to hit me with a sledgehammer?

It's kind of odd. Kind of weird. Moving the rumble isn't going to help. I never figured out that two separate chat thing, huh? All right. You know what? I deaded the chat box. Yeah, I figured it out. But, yeah, it was good. But, yeah, Brendan Chubb said he's thinking about moving to Rumble.

When am I going to leave Schaub alone? Probably when the lawsuit, you know, he's suing me. When that's over and I win. I don't know what he's going to do afterwards. I mean, he's just spending daddy's money. I saw on the Fighter and the Kids subreddit, they posted an interview his dad, Peter Schaub, did back in, what was it, 2014 on a podcast because his dad is a huge multi-millionaire who

sold a business in the 80s and made millions and did other new businesses and shit so he's spending daddy's money how long will daddy allow him to spend the money? Who knows? But I wanted to check out some clips. So he's thinking about making the jump to Rumble. That might be a saving grace because they do do fake numbers over there. But I still see comedians putting their specials out. They get millions of views and stuff. Some of them.

Maybe it's just about the if you're looking to get monetized. Is that right? Yeah, because mine didn't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff, but I didn't monetize mine. You say stuff in there? Weird stuff? By the way, I like the fact that he's going for a mullet now.

I'm watching three rich kids do a podcast. Dalia Shab and Eric Griffin. Three rich kids do a podcast. But I still see comedians putting their specials out. They get millions of views and stuff. Some of them.

You know, yeah. You just won't be able to get... Maybe it's just about the... Like, if you're looking to get monetized... Is that right? Yeah, because mine didn't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff. I didn't monetize mine.

You said some dicey stuff. Mine didn't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff. I didn't monetize mine. You say stuff in there? Like, weird stuff? I don't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff. I didn't monetize mine. You say stuff in there? Like weird stuff? I guess the vaccine stuff? And one of the reasons I didn't go with Comedy Central is because I said...

Because they wouldn't have you, faggot. Yeah, yeah. They're making fun of news on COVID, and they're like, no. I understand. Because y'all uploaded to YouTube and not monetized it. So you didn't monetize it. So that means that it's got a better chance of being seen. Yes.

No. What an idiot. No. If you upload a video to YouTube and you don't monetize it, it has a less chance of being seen. Because why would YouTube recommend it if they're not going to make any money doing ads over it It has a less chance of being seen. Because why would YouTube recommend it. If they're not going to make any.

Money doing ads over it. Because you didn't monetize it. And you paid for all the views on it. Shaniqua is running her mouth off again. Hell of a name But yeah So the gringo poppy Wasn't monetized What a dumb move

Probably a smart move though I mean he bought a million views For it and fucked his channel What a dumb move. Probably a smart move, though. I mean, he bought a million views for it and fucked his channel over algorithmically. But, uh, yeah, dummy. He's going for the mullet look. Half of that head is shaved. I guess the vaccine stuff? Yeah, and one of the reasons I didn't go with Comedy Central

is because I was making fun of news about COVID, and they're like, covid and they're like no i understand upload it to youtube and not monetize it that so you didn't monetize it so that means that it's got a better chance of being seen yes which is now what if you said now word on it would probably got more of you no but they would have suppressed it more or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Or taken it down. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Now... Matt Rife uploaded his. His got taken down, right? Yeah, but then he just... He didn't get taken down. It just didn't get... It was like they demonetized it. No, they had to make you... They were making you sign in

and like to watch it. Yeah. That's their big thing now is like 21 or plus. Like when they put that... You got to click on it. It ruins the views. It happens to every show I do. The 2100 plus. Like when they put that, you got to click on it. It ruins the views. It happens to every show I do.

Yeah. The 2100 plus, every show I do, you got to click on it. Yeah, it sucks. And when there's a 2100 plus like warning on there, then it doesn't get into the algorithm. It doesn't get on the popular. I've never had to click in a sign-in thing for any of Brendan Shaw's videos and neither of you. What are you talking about?

It's not that the thing he's talking about doesn't exist it just doesn't exist for him we've never watched a Brendan Schaub video and they said please sign in that's never happened you fucking liar

oh my god when this lawsuit is over and it is going to be over soon. And when I'm awarding my huge fat check. And this dummy. That will be the ultimate death of Brendan Chubb. The shit I get to tell you. Of what happened during this lawsuit.

I have five banger stories. From this lawsuit behind the scenes. That. I could. Make a career off of. Just telling those five stories. I can't tell them yet though. If shop one you'd laugh we would all laugh

you're a homosexual he's suing me yeah wherever you bet me yeah where have you been oh but the stories I got my god that click on it it ruins the views it happens to every show I do. The 21 plus, every show I do, you gotta click on it. And when there's a 21 plus... Every show he does, every thing,

every video he drops, you and me have to click a 21 thing. And that's why he gets no more views and makes no money and is going broke. Complete lie. It's never happened. Free t-shirt.

That's part of why I'm going to get paid so much, by the way. The fact that this lawsuit is taking forever. Nick Six. Nick, why'd you change your name? My smoke alarm is not beeping, you weirdo. Plus, like, warning on there, then it doesn't... By the way, another reason why I barely go live anymore.

I hate it going live, and then the next day getting an email we gotta go to court my client told me Mr. Swindell said this during his live stream ugh

every fucking time and then I have to tell the judge in the live stream I'm joking and then the judge would yell at Brendan Schaub's lawyer. I can say this. This entire case

has been the judge yelling at Brendan Schaub's lawyer. So, um, but yeah, that's why I don't go live that much anymore. Because I'm sick and tired of being drug in the court after every live because this faggot has to

watch everything I do and go, who needs to do this? I mean, drug in the court. I'm strung out on drugs and done my drugs yet I got some new weed from the dispensary I'll show you niggas

it's called banana oreos it doesn't get into the algorithm it doesn't get on the popular page it's all we deal with everyday putting out fires with youtube it's like in for a while and doesn't get on the popular page. It's all we deal with every day. Putting out fires with YouTube. It's like, and for what? And when there's a 21 or plus warning on there,

then it doesn't get into the algorithm and doesn't get on the popular page. It's all... You've never been on the popular page? What? I'm listening to a retard who has no idea how an algorithm works. Talk about an algorithm. There is a popular

page. You've never even touched it, nor would you. But none of your videos are 21. No one has to sign in for yours. What we deal with every day. Put out fires with YouTube. Putting out fires with YouTube.

Oh, you went all in and battened yourself with daddy's millionaire money. Another story I'll be able to tell in this lawsuit is over his father's involvement. It's like, it'd be the thing because Rumble is like only looked at as like super far right shit,

which I don't think it necessarily is. I think there's other people on there too. No, I had a conversation with Rumble, and they're like, we're open to anyone. But it just so happens that. Yeah, they are open to anyone. Even you, you fucking retard. They'll give you fake numbers.

That's why I think that this dummy might make a move to Rumble because they'll feed him fake numbers, not give him any actual money. Like, they'll never sign a streaming deal with Stupid, but they'll be like, come do your thing on Rumble. And he'll be like, we got 8 billion views and I got no money.

But I got 8 billion views, I'm popular on Rumble. I see that happening. People that care about freedom of speech are on Rumble but I still see comedians put it I don't see enough of him right now though who's the bigger cuck Adam 22 or Brendan Schaub that's what I want to get into the Adam 22, Adam 22 or Brendan Schaub? That's what I want to get into.

The Adam 22 shit. Adam 22. By the way, another rich kid. His dad literally worked for Bill Clinton. Is he a cuck? I'm wondering. So his wife had sex with Jason Love, a black guy. Not my biggest fan on black.

And when I watch porn, I watch Blacked. Because, hey, when you watch porn, you got to pretend your dick is fucking in chick. And I got a big black dick, so that's why I watch Blacked. But this man had his wife fucked by that black guy. Jason Love. I never got the... I didn't get it, but... Let's check it out.

Is he a cuck or not? Let's decide. Oh, he's fucking weird with all the weird tattoos and shit. He looks like if Aaron Carter didn't get into a music career and just lived off his family's money. It's odd. Well, thank you, Rex. No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world.

And guys, never say that I don't give you what you want. You've all been talking about it. You all want to hear it. I got the one and only, Linda the Plug, my wife, on the podcast to talk about recent events. I'm laughing because I'm thinking about how I'd probably never come on the podcast again, but if I fucked another guy... He has a tattoo over his face, by the way, on his neck, which is

disturbing. I somehow am allowed to come on the podcast. You thought you were never going to come on the podcast again? I mean, it's just like, you know, no one wants the Len of the Plug interview with someone else, and now it's like, oh, she needs it's just like, you know, no one wants to lend a plug interview with someone else, and now it's like, oh, she needs an interview. Okay, you did an adult scene with

someone else. Yes, I mean, but it's like, it's when I think about it, I'm like, okay, cool. Well, when you were in your, like, mom TikTok era, probably that wasn't going to be the thing that made me like, okay, let's get her on. I had you on here, what, a year and a half ago with Flaco?

Yeah, I can't remember why we did that. Just give you a little press. Get some stuff out there. I'd feel more comfortable if he was here. I feel really uncomfortable with the fact that it's just you and I and we're going to talk about this in front of my brother-in-law, Josh. He's not paying attention. He's not even in here. Oh, he left? Thank God. I was like, oh, Josh is in here.

Don't put Josh on blast. He's still uncomfortable. No, but this might actually be the first time that you and I have been on this podcast together. Just you and I. Right. Uh, yeah, it is the first time. That's great. Also, we got married. We did get married.

That didn't constitute me coming on here, but this event did. It seems like an afterthought after the last week. Yeah. Not like actually, but in terms of content. Yeah. Um, yeah, I didn't even really talk about the marriage that much on here because it just seemed like it was so nice. It was great.

The honeymoon was great. Cause everyone's like, do you feel different now? Like absolutely not. It's the exact same. We made it official. We had a nice party with the friends and family and everything. Went on the honeymoon.

But it's like, it's not like the rules changed. It's not like, Oh, like we're going to do things differently now. We already had the house, the kid, you know? Yeah. We did most of the serious stuff in advance.

The marriage was like, all right, I guess we should just do this too. Let's fit. Yeah, I guess. So, okay. This, this is the first thing that I thought might be useful for us to lay out is let's lay out the chronological order of how the idea of you even working with other people became a thing. Because I have a memory of maybe six months ago where you said something like, do you really think that we're going to go our whole lives without ever sleeping with other people? And in the context of like,

I think we're talking about swinging at first. Yeah. I mean, cause people don't really know this about you and I, but you just mentioned it on the podcast. So now I can talk about it. We had a threesome early in our relationship with another guy. And that was just like, we went out, we partied, we had like a really fun, hot sexual experience. And we were always kind of down for like a little bit of freaky things. It was like two or three other people in the room who like were not there to see us,

but they just happened to be in the room cause we're all just hanging out. This was back in the Adam and Lena party era that didn't really last that long. And at that time, to be totally honest, you were pretty much a random girl to me. We didn't have any kind of like emotional connection. That's where we were in our lives we went to emo night okay shout out emo night and um i've always been somebody who throughout my life there's been a bunch of different times where me and my homie my girl together always enjoyed Enjoyed it with you that night. But then once we started to actually get closer and closer to like dating,

they didn't enjoy it. It became like, no, we're not talking about that anymore. We literally never talked about it again. And then you talked about it on the podcast. We maybe didn't talk about it for like five, six years. Yeah.

And then all of a sudden. Also, my friend went on to date the guy for a really long time. So that's probably also why we didn't talk about it. That is a good point. Yeah. But like, okay, when I think about that version of us and the version of us that isn't always going to do who's just very into sex and likes to try fun and new experiences. I was just like, are we really never going to have an experience like that even off camera ever again? And what spurred that conversation, I think, was the fact that

we had had multiple different conversations. Alright. The fact that Adam22 did this exposed that plug talk makes no money. Of course it didn't. Adam22 I don't know if he's a cop.

Oh. I know what I'm 22, I don't know if he's a cuck. Oh, here's the worst thing. He's a horse-wheel cuck. He's not a cuck, but he's horse-wheel cuck. Because he can't fuck that good or anything. But he married a porn star, son of a millionaire, had millions himself, married a porn star, got the chick

to fuck her other porn star. They started a podcast called Plug Talk where him and her fuck other chicks. Nobody cared because that nigga's dick ain't big and he doesn't fuck good I don't know I'm sure they fucked someone else in the over celebration now kind of shocking me kind of shocking me he's over doing it now on Twitter. Everybody's like, dude, you can't fuck.

She's not looking for you for your money. Because you got billions. Well, your dad had billions. And you married a dummy, but whatever. But Adam22 thinks he's into porn. You're not into porn porn business nor is your wife I'm black like I said

the porn I watch is black cause I got a big black dick I don't wanna see his dumb wife fucking in that that bitch is not the type I like to see fucked in there. The fact.

Nigga. Is shit so bad. Your wife had to do a porno. Bitches don't get paid in porno. Porno bitches. In 2023. The dumbest bitches on earth. If you're good looking.

You can wear your tank top. And go go on Twitch and get 8 million followers. But with Adam, Adam wishes he was in the porn business. He's not really in it whatsoever. Notice, no porn company has ever called, Hey, Adam, when are you going to come fuck a porno chick? That's never happened and never going to happen. They call your wife to do something, but Adam, you don't do porno business. Why isn't, I don't know if there's no porno business, but why isn't any porno business hit up Adam? Hey, Adam, come fuck Jenna Jameson or the new porn star or anything.

No one calls you. And then you're a cuck and take a shit. Yeah, I like seeing my wife get fucked by someone else whoa that is weird bulls on plug talk where either they were into the swinging thing or they just did with other people separately and stuff and slowly it started to seem like well maybe this rule is kind of arbitrary well i think for us it was also seeing those couples and seeing how turned on they got by having those sexual experiences with other people, which we had a lot in our relationship when we would bring girls in. Like, I would be so much more into you after and you'd be into me. It was like seeing your partner enjoying someone else's hot.

It turns you on. So it's like I feel like that is sort of like more offering. This woman did a job. I feel like that is sort of like more an offering. This woman is due to job. I feel bad for her. Hey, millionaire husband. I'm a not good looking porn star. Please marry me. The nigga really tried doing porn in Plum Torque.

The nigga really tried doing porn. It completely failed And now he's bragging some black dude Fucked his wife Isn't that like You have your own porn thing Obviously that didn't work Of course it didn't

Cause your dick ain't big and you can't fuck that good But um He looks at this as a come up whoa because I've just gotten so used to it a little bit that is the problem with us I feel like you would think it's hot

to watch me have sex with someone else because we already know you think it's hot we did it once but that was like my is in your mouth and he's your vagina yeah I'm not saying you whoa what a weirdo he peed me but like right but i'm just saying it's not like i was sitting in the corner because there's a whole narrative okay i don't think you're a cuck are you gonna go with this well it does seem kind of stupid to deny so there's the cuck thing is different because

cucks are supposed to be weak and they want they want to be made to feel lesser and i don't think that that's you i think that there's like the more swinging side of things where it's like you are turned on by your wife enjoying someone and then and then she comes back to you and you guys enjoy that's a cock your own personal sexual experiences more with each other because she did that right, but I mean Is your disrespected him why would your wife go to someone else your dick gonna handle it what What a fucking cock, what are you, what, but, like,

I'll get the nigga to point, cause like, if I was him, I would, I'd kinda do the same thing, and he gets mad pussy, and I thought, look,

Adam 22 used to follow me unfollow me sometimes he's trying to run a job it depends on that but I thought he had the situation down yeah he does foreknown watches every good one of those chicks but and I didn't even care or the chick had to fuck the black dude

to help them how bad down is your business if your chick had to do a scene in black? They get paid like $1,000 to do a porno scene. That's fucking sad. Okay. But whatever. The $1,000 helped. The millionaire family,

the millionaire's dad, the degenerated. Odd to me, but... And even I'm reading the tweets, he's fully into it. Yeah. Like, he knows his dick is whack and he knows it so just admit it then

I've seen those plug talks and I get why your wife not to fuck a black guy because of the plug talks we're not working do not ever let Adam 22 say he's in the porn business no you're in there married a porn star you got third pussy no studio where are you the fucking chick barely even done the thing that you're kind of inferring which is like me going and fucking another girl and they're just like telling you about it because

the one time I think it was only one time on plug talk where you woke up and you were sick as a dog and so you couldn't come you couldn't come to set that day but it was a girl shout out Alva J everybody sign up on onlyplugtalk.com everyone thinks I have beef with her now because she did this I don't care

onlyplugtalk.com if you want to see the scene but me and Alva J we did a scene while you were at home sick as a dog. And you didn't want to see it afterwards. You were actually a little. Yeah, before you left the house, I was in bed. I remember I was like, okay, go do this scene. Don't tell me how it went when you come back. And I don't want to see any clips from it.

Yeah. Which is interesting because when you came back from doing this scene the other day, I wanted to hear about it. A lot. I wanted to hear about it. A lot. I wanted to know what I was going to find out. I wanted to know, like, what's the most extreme thing that happened? How did it play out? That's more like me wanting to, like, manage whatever the fallout.

I don't know what. I don't think he's better than you. I don't think he fucked her better. Oh. The nigga is like kind of honest but not being honest so weird to me might have been more so than like trying to

avoid I don't know like why did I text Adam after the scene I don't even tell him the scene's done I'm just like do you want anything from Dave's fried chicken I just like, do you want anything from Dave's Fried Chicken? I'm just like... The scene. How much... I'm still trying to figure out. Wait.

I think Adam set up the scene. I think they paid the black dude to fuck her. And they have all the money. None of the porn stars have money. None of them. But they get to do porn, so. They make 50 to 80 grand a year. They get to do more on Goodview.

They paid for this nigga. For a viral woman. Uh-uh. It's on. Like it didn't happen. That is true, yeah. I think he is a cuck, an unwilling cuck. But okay, so we've

had, I don't know, maybe 200, 300? I mean, like I said, I watched a vlog talk of this dude. This nigga has no dick nor no dick game. I mean, I'm just kidding. I mean, I bought you something in a world. known dick game. Rich kid

in a body selling at a world. You're just happy to be there. Yeah, he's just a

rich white kid. We're just happy to be there. You have to have a threesome

pussy and shut the fuck up. You know what? Black guy okay. Well then just say that and don't ever say adam 22 you're in horn you're not in horn no phone company order how are you to

fuck a chick because none of them have or even offered it over the year that was our rough estimate maybe like almost 100 on plug talk plus a bunch in our private life plus a bunch for your only fans and yeah i don't know over time we did just kind of start to sort of have that conversation and at first i think we considered the idea of like swinging on camera and then that kind of scene you always suggested guys i would never want to fuck yeah that probably was always unfair trade intentional on my part yeah probably And then that kind of scene you always suggested guys. I would never want to fuck. Yeah Unfair trade intentional But I don't know like it just kind of seemed like well if you are gonna do it for the first time

We should roll it out in a way that actually Is as exciting as possible? Yeah, I mean I I Was never really thinking about like a rollout per se And then I also like I knew it was gonna be a big deal just because you know outside of you I have a pretty big adult fan audience and they literally every single comment on anything I post is like Do a scene with the BBC do a scene with whatever this person blacked whatever so I knew that my fans were gonna be excited But and I knew that the wedding thing And generation later, we were saying, hey, we're pushing it right now. 5,000, we make millions. And I thought, whoa. was going to be a factor because it's like why all of a sudden after you get married but I didn't think it was going to be this but it's weird because we had been talking about it before the

wedding and sort of like you know the idea was in the was in the air even though we hadn't made a hard decision it was weird because I yeah that's the message I sent to Jason. I was like, hey, I'm going to get married and on my honeymoon. But when I come back, we should shoot. Right. And he was like, okay. All right, so you see it. We just hit 500K.

You know what that means. By the way, the only thing that's sadder. Hold on. I'm going to click it all right. That means you gotta subscribe. The only thing that matters. . . I low-key feel like you're less mad because it's viral and you're like into being viral.

I will say that having seen how viral it went, it now seems kind of insane that I ever would have like potentially stood in the way of you doing this just because this is obviously such an amazing thing for your career. What a waste. As well as mine. Like we're not going to state dollar amount. But even just like the money that I've made off of talking about this on YouTube and Snapchat has been kind of ridiculous. And then like plug talk has been,

that's a very weird framing, but the amount of additional signups that we've gotten on only plug talk.com has been kind of insane. Yeah. Just seeing like how crazy this has been. And also like, it's a weird thing where like at a certain point in my life, you're, you're scared of like people shitting on you or you want to avoid people shitting on you.

And then at a point like right now it's like, Oh, I'm just getting so destroyed by people making fun of me that it's like, you just got to roll with it. Yeah. I mean, it's, I don't know. I feel like in my first or second year as an online person, shit bothered me a lot more. None of the comments about this have bothered me. People calling me a terrible person, terrible wife, whatever. I don't take any of it, even 1% of it seriously. Alright, so, he thinks he's in the porno business. That's hilarious, man. He thinks he's in the, Adam, you're not in the porno business. I think you should,. I knew it when you heard about it. Didn't he not realize?

He does realize. He, because he had the dream. He made a porno chick. He got threesomes. I think that died because that nigga had no dick and big and no skill. Like, why'd you got a fuckin' other dude? Black and white or whatever.

Whoa. But these ultimately are rich kids. And the rich kids, you know, like... None of us really that good at satisfying either. And I don't know Your dick Can't ever Will never satisfy a woman And he knows that That's why he lets other dudes

Plug his shit I guess if you're them You know what to happen I guess if you're them, you'll have to have it. I guess. If you're a dick and you're being... Fuck, what's the... You know, all they do is fuck your dick. Let me see a celebrity version of you.

Adam 22. They ruined fucking Warzone. They finally did it. They just completely ruined it. The game's unplayable. They added in ruined it. The game's unplayable. They added in superpowers. So now you can super jump in laser vision. On Warzone.

Like, when they do that shit to Fortnite, you get it, because it's Fortnite, but to Warzone, ruined the fucking game, so, probably done playing that for a while, gonna be strictly Fortnite and other shit, but, uh, yeah, how was your Wednesday? Fucking stupid ass. Goddamn. Different room? No, I'm not in a different room. How long will we get, Understandable Kyle? 20 minutes!

Rumble is a scam? Uh, duh. I told you that a while ago hell there's been fucking news articles about the fake numbers over there now other companies have done that remember TikTok when that first started out they did that too

until they ultimately became a thing but they're became a thing but they're only a thing because they're owned by the chinese but in the first year of tiktok all those numbers were fake too because i would know comedians who will go on tiktok and it would post their video to youtube and tiktok they'd like, I got 500 views on YouTube. I got 500,000 views on TikTok. However, every time I would talk to people at my stand-up comedy shows,

no one had ever seen my TikTok videos. And one or two people at them had seen my YouTube videos. So, all those numbers were bullshit. people at them had seen my YouTube videos, so, all those numbers were bullshit, but, um, well, nice to see you, Drunk on Cringe, Jason Wildboy, will your little monkey ass get a headset already, enough of you, no, I don't do stand-up. I'm not gay.

Do I do stand-up? Retirement homes? That's where Brendan Schaub is going to be doing them very soon so Red Bar uh kind of destroyed Schaub thought I'd play it for you I think this is a Scars Club only content

so you have to pay to see this I'll just give it to you for free though what up Andy Violin? But let's see what the Red Bard has to say about him. She's making it up by hitting the cues for me

before I have to ask. I have those pre-rolled weed cigarettes too. Because of the recording things i was so surprised i can't believe a song came on oh wait i forgot to switch the cheers this is the man how boring was that fourth of july huh did anybody else look up at the fireworks on the fourth and go we need new fireworks for the first time in my life i've been like a firework yeah i

used to be a firework theme and this year we saw the fireworks and we're like this kind of sucks now fireworks are kind of faggoty. Extremely faggoty. I don't know. We didn't shoot off any of our own this year. Maybe that's the only good part. I've got no interest in fireworks anymore. These fruity little... I like the sound of a loud bomb. I'll tell you that.

I like when you hear... Instead of fireworks, maybe stick a stick of dynamite in some girl's glove box By the way, are we in the Hawaiian shirt phase of red bar never car Yeah, I found the fireworks to be quite boring how about you guys Did I go to rehab or something? No, I just haven't been streaming that much because um usually when i stream a lot i get dragged into court and i have someone's lawyers complaining about what i said on my stream because brendan chobb obsessively watches all of my streams he's in here now, so.

But you live in Nantucket where the fireworks are still good. Imagine laying on that raft, looking up, seeing a couple fireworks. I find Fourth of July to be kind of cringe now. You know, with all this Twitter discourse, it just doesn't seem right anymore. Yeah, I don't really care about the Fourth of July anymore. Yeah, I don't really care about the 4th of July anymore. I'm actually pretty much excluding myself from almost every major holiday

now. What am I supposed to be doing? Like, I'm celebrating along with Biden and the Black lady who's the vice president. What am I doing on the holiday here? Hanging out with the troops? It's because every day with you is like a holiday, babe. I think that what it could be, you know,

every day is so good that a holiday is actually a hindrance. Everyone else is having fun, too. Yeah, it's almost, yeah, holidays are my worst days. That could be in a rap song like me and Jay-Z. Both me and Jay-Z have this same kind of idea where like a holiday is kind of like a distraction.

It's like it takes away from how good our life is going because then everybody takes off work. We can't get our stuff done. So yeah, I'm kind of against holidays. I always have been, but now it's so more than ever. I really, I can't think of a holiday in which they deserve me to turn down anymore. I mean, they're either for God, they're for the troops or they're for the

damn president. Fourth of July is basically, hey, we're all celebrating Biden. I don't care who's in that office. I'm not celebrating those people. So Fourth of July. I don't do drugs. Everybody think about Biden. Think about him smiling. Think about in Biden's favorite colors.

What are they? Red, white, blue. Those are president's colors red white blue it's cringe uh i'm over it yes there's all the uh the novelty of remembering when you were a kid you got to get over it you're 40 once you're 40 you gotta stop doing what you did every day when you were is he stealing my lines? When I was a kid, every day was the 4th of July. Do you run through the sprinkler still?

Do you miss that? You got to get over it. You're never going to be a kid again. Okay? It's not going to make you feel any better. To eat all those heavy baked goods in the heat like that. Fourth of July. Maybe you just weren't in the mood this year and we kind of forgot about

it. I don't know. I think people got to start developing new things that they do. But yes, every day for me is such a holiday. We should make our own. That the real holidays are almost like, oh, it's a holiday today. Great. So now the restaurants are closed like, oh, it's a holiday today. Great. So now the restaurants are closed.

You know, the grocery store is going to be a mad house of everybody scrambling. You know, and we cook like it's the 4th of July every day anyway, right? Hot dogs, hamburgers, corn on the cob, steaks every day.

I'm out there 4th of July every fucking day. All right. Here they are. Brian Callen, of course, every day. I'm out there 4th of July every fucking day. Alright, here they are. Brian Callen, of course. Big enemy of mine. I hate him more than I hate Brendan. If I had an or, you guys ever played or? That's where you gotta spend one Airbnb weekend.

It's just you and one of them in a house full weekend,iday saturday sunday you see you say goodbye on sunday yes and i subscribed to sean mccorkle's youtube channel subscribe to it what's it called the mccorkle minute or something hey of course and you got to stay in some horrible city, you know, you're at this Airbnb. Who do you choose? Brian Callen or Brendan Schaub?

That's actually an easy or. Obviously Schaub. Obviously Schaub. Now, you would only pair them together because they do this show together. So normally an or, you wouldn't even pair them together because it's not even fair. So, yeah, I hope everybody would rather spend the weekend with Brendan than Brian if your answer was Brian. So are you

one of these people at home going, oh, I'd pick Brian for sure. You've got to figure out what's going on with you. You've got to look deep into you now because that's a problem. You shouldn't want to spend a second with this guy. I mean, you go there with Brendan, you have amazing stories like 50 million funny moments you get to tell everybody he'd be laughing at all your jokes he'd be super

nice to you you could catch him doing something you know what i mean so it's light doesn't it's light you or make you sick just makes you smile but brian you would feel like, okay, I'm like betraying a rape victim now. I'm like really getting sick here, dude. I'm like really going crazy. You know? That's dirty. They're saying once you picked Big Mike over Callan

in an oar. Wow. So I really must not like this Callan. Now, let's say you don't really mind Callan. Think about it this way, then. Well, all he did was rape a woman. He really bothers Mike. Man, Callan really bothers Mike. There must be something going on with this guy that's really, really bad.

If it's really bothering Mike, I mean, Mike's picking Big Mike over him. He's picking Brendan. You know? He can't even concentrate on Brendan Schaub during these shows because he just sees Cal. He gets so sickened. He tells you a whole speech about him. But how bad? I saw the Barbie trailer. It looks okay.

Now, do I have any proof that Brian's done anything wrong ever? No. Have I ever caught him doing anything wrong or even bad? Nope. Just kidding. You wish.

His negative aura is so strong. Yeah, his negative aura is so strong and disgusting. Like, to me, him sitting there laughing like this is a crime. It's unlike... So if people go, what did Brian Callen do? I go, ah!

I mean, he's jacking off right now. It doesn't matter. Even if this wasn't sexual, I mean, look at this guy. Seriously. How could you stand him? And if you can, are you too close to the kind of man that Callen is?

Much to think about. It is? Much to think about. It's a lot to think about. You got to consider it at least. Don't blow this off, guys. I'm begging you. We need you to really, really feel. Now, can that be used in court? Can that stuff be used in court?

Your Honor, he's begging his fans to aid us. We have done nothing wrong. He needs to beg them to aid us. Your Honor, I need the support. Yeah, I don't know. We had a really good oar the other day. We had a great oar the other day. I love playing.

Oar is a great summer game. That's one of our main game. Once summer comes around, I'm starting to think about ors because you're starting to think about Airbnbs. Of course, there's nothing like an Airbnb in the summer. I hate Airbnb. You know, I'm picking hotels for all our destinations this summer. We're staying at hotels over Airbnbs. I refuse.

I'd rather even if we're going with a group of friends, they go, no, let's pitch and stay in a house. I go, I'll buy everyone rooms. I would rather not to buy rooms for three couples than pair up and stay in an Airbnb together. Echo, echo, echo. Have you seen? Echo the Dolphin.

I looked for like two days you seen even the best Airbnb? There are 2,000 Airbnbs In a certain city Echo And I showed We go through all I had a list of like 100 I showed Mike and he said no To every single one

I go I said no to every single one And then I go Do this Start with the price Of $726 a day And up I don't even want to see anything

Because I don't want to see All the poor people stuff And even when you get into this range where you're willing, okay, I'll spend $7,000 for a four day stay. It's not even worth it at that. You're not even getting anything good for that amount of money, you know? So a hotel is going to win every time now. At least you go to a hotel. You feel like you're on vacation. There's food you could buy. To me, I'm like a kid.

When I was a kid, and even now, my favorite thing is there's a little store there. I could buy something. I got a whole burning in this pocket since I've been born, where if I'm somewhere, I get a real kick out of, is there a drink I could buy? Is there something I could, even if I have nothing I want to buy, I get really excited that I can buy. If an Airbnb had stuff you could buy while in it, then we're done. Then maybe it would be cool. I don't know what he's rambling about. I'm assuming he's going to get to the

destroying park soon though. They do actually have that thing now on Airbnb where you can request it to be stocked with like a bartender and a dinner, a chef. You're so alone. You're so alone. I want to know that somewhere in the building is a cash register and a company. There's a whole company connected to it.

That's what I get a kick out of now. And that's where I put the money. So I spend it in hotels. But also hotels are cheaper now. They're cheaper. Hotel is cheaper. They're disgusting, though. You can't get a night.

There's no such thing as a nice hotel. I don't know if there ever was. Maybe we were just all poor as kids. So we thought there a nice hotel. I don't know if there ever was. Maybe we were just all poor as kids, so we thought there were nice hotels. You show me a nice hotel. By nice you mean, oh, the guy downstairs is nicer than the other

guy downstairs at the other place. That's it. So you can find like a $250 hotel is almost just as nice as like a $800 hotel now. And the guy at the desk is pretty much just as nice. It's very tricky. And then you can't really spend. There's only like one more level above that.

And it's not nice either. It's all decorated very poorly, tastelessly. Marble and movements in the marble. You know, it's not bad enough that they just did a marble countertop. It's carved out in a traditional circle. All this shit here in this fucking wing. Enough about the hotel rant. You know, it looks like the bottom of a lion's head as it goes into the sink. That is ugly. This is paid content, by the way. I lion's head as it goes into the sink. That is ugly.

This is paid content, by the way. I don't think that I'm in a palace. I'm playing it for you for free, but you have to pay money to watch this. Oh, Dubai, please bomb Dubai. Please, please make them bomb Dubai. We watch a lot of hotel themes.

Do you ever get your YouTube suggestion page one day is suddenly only hotel, like some dork. I stayed at Dubai's biggest hotel. Yeah, you ever watch some nerd? That's all there is right now. I'm going through changes. I'm going through a few changes.

I had to skip ahead a little bit. Sorry. Just that. That should be merch. That should be this. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't know the world be great if that would be. That could be, huh?

Wow. Keep dreaming. And please, enough with it. How many more times do we gotta hear, dude, that needs to be on a t-shirt. And it's never anything good. It was just something that you thought was mildly, mildly, so mildly clever at the moment. You get all excited.

You got to interrupt everything to say, that should be the new intro. Why? Because it sucks so bad? Is that why it should be the new intro? Or are you just saying stock shit? That really bothers me more than anything when these hosts

abuse the great, wonderful privilege of host that I take so, so, so, so, so dearly and kindly and respectfully to. My bedroom as a kid. Bro, that's what we, I want to use that as our intro.

Just that. See how much of an idiot you look like now? So keep that in mind when you watch podcasts. You see these hosts slipping into this mindless crap where they say,

oh, that should be it. Remember me. And then look at the cloud. Then you see this fucking, look at this faggot. You know? You got two families. Watch this.

My bedroom is a kid. Bro, I want to use that as our intro. Just that. The fighter and the kid. The fighter and the kid. Yeah Fowler and the Kid. Yeah. It's really 80s. Yeah.

It's good, man. He's bringing it back. It's wrestling room. Rat. First Rat album. Yeah. Out on the streets. That's where we meet.

Did you ever see the Iron Maiden? The court case. I just want to show you how soon this is right at the beginning of the show with this guy Moore. Jay Moore does to these guys. Pretty brutal. They asked the lead singer because they were being sued because this kid committed suicide listening to the song. And they asked him

I don't know, but they asked him to sing the song. The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. The time codes were what? He actually sang it. Acapella is like Two hours and ten minutes in. I don't want, but they asked him to sing the song. The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner? The time goes for what? He actually sang it. Acapella is like, Two hours and ten minutes in. I don't want to be a man. And the guy, the fucking lawyer goes,

What is the thing you do at the end? And he's like, what? And he goes, the thing you're like, meh, like that. And he goes, that sounds just how I breathe. That's my part, Dan. So awkward. Brendan really is sitting shy. No, no, no. Brendan really is sitting shy.

That's right. I mean, that's a classic. Look at that. Yeah, he's sitting shy. Why is he so shy? He looks like a faggot Sherlock Holmes. His beard is getting Jafar. Oh, my God. That is really Jafaric my god that is really Jafar

Was it always like that? Look at that point He looks like the McDonald's moon You know Look at that Can someone draw him as a moon? Just take off his hat and then Photoshop

The bottom part of his head and add it Look at this imagine his kid going down That's like whoop he'd be to the moon you look sculpted that's really cool that's sharp I think that adds to his face I actually like that better than the rounded bottom I do like this better than the rest so just to show you I'm gonna outline it here it's a coast South Woo! It's South America there. Has anyone else seen those videos on Twitter that are always going viral where it's like some Egyptian guy or something with a huge nose, and then it's like a plastic surgery video,

and then they show him with his big nose, and then he ends up with a little cute button nose? Have you seen that? No, I've never seen anything like that in my life. Every time I go on Twitter, there's like a hundred videos like that. Okay. And then everyone's like, oh, this guy. All right, Jules, thanks for ruining the thing. Anyways, I just wish I could see what Brendan looks like

like that. With a little butt. Nose? Because it's really shocking. Okay, somebody get on that. There's him holding his hackies. Can you imagine there's a hacky sack right there that he's holding? It's a denim hacky sack. Oh my god, I got a great idea for Brian since he likes selling handmade clothing. So holds.

I will purchase handmade hacky sacks made out of the crotch of Brian Callen's real jeans. I'll pay him twelve hundred dollars just for this part. Just for the fair. How about this, Brian? Cut a circle out of the crotch of your jeans and send it to me. I'll give you $1,200 a circle. I'll make my own hacky sack out of the crotches of his pants. That is a real offer.

Get that offer to Callan, okay? Out there. Just ask here to make it easy just to buy his jeans. Will you sell? I'll send $2,000 for three pairs of your jeans. See if he'll do that. If you guys can get me even one pair of Brian Callen's jeans. Okay, how about that?

The first person, if anyone can get me a pair of Brian Callen's real jeans. With proof. That will be a $1,000 prize on top of the $2,000 that you could pay him for those jeans. And then we will make as many hacky sacks as we can out of the one pair of jeans.

And imagine selling those on the store. Brian Callen authentic crotch hacky sacks. Because I need a new idea, because I think the lawyers are going to put a stop to the openers, the yonder magnets. What? Yep. The lawyers.

You didn't tell me about that. Well, I'm still going to do it, but the lawyers, it's not looking good. So maybe I do need a new, it wasn't supposed to be that big of a thing. Just a joke. The lawyers haven't stopped us, Jules. I was just kidding. What the fuck is he babbling about? Thing about that.

And then, but yes, I do really want to make the pants. Okay, let's show you. Does this start happening like right now? It starts at three minutes. Oh, really? It was three minutes in. Okay, yeah. We got to fast forward to them. Three minutes in. Did you give it some time to breathe? You could go to like 240 if you want.

Okay, here they are. So three minutes into their show with Jay Moore. Anyway, gang, it's good to see Brandon again. Brandon. So, I had so much fun last time, and you guys,

George and Chin, do a good job of editing the clips and everything. It made it real easy for me to... Georgie does all the clips. Georgie does it all. Why do they have a little kid? They have a little kid filling in for Halle Mark Harley who quit. That's all they could get to work for them, a little kid for credit.

School credit. That's too young to be working there. Are they crazy? Why do they have a little kid there? There's just no place for a child to be. This is the new guy who works on their show? This is who's switching cameras right now. This little kid.

I mean, he might, he's no more than 12. That can't be someone working for them, right? It's got to be someone's kid that's there, I hope. Nope. And he must be older than we think, because he's either got hairy knuckles or tattoos all over his hands. What? What do you call those?

Oh, my God. What am I seeing right now? So he can't be that young, but he's got the face of 10, 11, 12, maybe 13. And he seems to be, he's got a pen in his hand. He's taking notes. Seems to be a

big part of the show now. This is insane. And they would be furious if that kid was at a drag show and here they are being spread. So here Jay Moore is going to say that he was watching some clips that the guys made of him

that they posted online and how great, oh, they're so good. Every celebrity thinks like the worst poorly shot, poorly edited clips are amazing.

Have you noticed this? Every fucking celebrity seems to think like, I mean, we're all aware that the level of production across almost every one of these shows is startlingly bad, right? Like the worst you've ever seen. So when they come in, oh oh your team is so great your team oh young jamie is so amazing oh your video your guys are the best oh there are guys yeah they're the best they're actually the worst so it really shocks me when some guy who's been on tv's worked in tv for 35 years he's been in movies Surely the level of production you're seeing now should startle you.

You should be going, guys, this is really low budge. Surely you can see that, right? Apparently not. He thinks the fighter in the kid clips that he saw looked great. Oh, the edit was so good. It was very choppy. The

choppiest you could do, the worst job you could do is what it was. Like editing the clips and everything. It made it real easy for me to... Georgie does it all. But then I'm like, you know, I post it, co-post it, we collaborate. Then I'm reading the comments. I was like, do your fans

like you? Us? Oh my god. Whoa! He was reading the comments and he's like do these fans even like them and look at Brian who oh us yeah uh I could explain

listen to how Brian watches it's like do your fans like you oh us oh my god yeah take that home to your 85 kids take that home to your 85 wives Oh my God. Yeah. Ooh. Take that home to your 85 kids. Take that home to your 85 wives. Do your fans even like you?

Who, us? Yeah. Yeah, what? They hate you? He's reading comments. They're horrendous. Every comment he sees about you two is bad. This red bar is a dummy. He's talking mainly to Brendan horrendous. Every comment he sees about you two is bad. Brandon said Red Bar is a dummy. He's talking mainly to Brandon, not Callan.

How do they not have, like, a prepared kind of answer for that already? I know. That's what's so weird about it, too. Like, they've been going through this for five years. How do they not have... That wasn't a red answer. Callan said us. I didn't callan the iron shop.

Have something. They're always so caught off guard. Like I've never seen before, every Brandon clip online gets, like, decimated. Like, the comment section is all just... It really is nice. And thank you to everybody who's turned into what we wanted. I mean, really, this is why we screamed so loud on

red bar because we watched the rest of the world just accept this stuff uh and these guys really get away with it and we're coming to a point i'm really proud that we're all at a point here where the consequences are real you know these guys are now finally getting what they've always deserved and it's so nice to see. So thank you. Thanks to all the little communities just to harass these people. But it's to me, not you. Stupid as they are, you'd think that they would at least come up with some harebrained. Exactly.

How do they not have something? Yeah, some stock thing to say, oh, yes, you know, we can explain. They never have anything prepared. Here, let's see how this went down. Here they are. Brian. But then I'm like, you know, I post it, co-post it, we collaborate. Then I'm reading the comments.

I was like, do your fans like you? Oh, us? Oh, my God. Yeah. I was like, oh, I remember this world. Well, those aren't fans. They're listening and posting. Well, exactly.

They're listeners. You specifically. I'm like, all Brandon does is fucking try to. Exactly. They're listening. Well, they're listening. They're posting. Exactly.

They're listening. Is that one of those sayings that you heard? Hey, man, as long as they're paying. He said they're not fans. They're listeners, which is what you always say. Yeah, that is what I call the audience. I like to call them listeners. You and Brandon have a lot in common.

We do. Listen in and post. Well, exactly. They're listeners. You specifically, I'm like, all Brandon does is fucking try to help others and mind his own business. But they don't know that. They just think... That's all he does. He's trying to help others.

All Brendan does is mind his own business and try to help others? That can't be. He did save those kids from that car crash. Why would anyone not like him? All he does is mind his own business and help others.

Well, you know what? I'll tell you something. If I caught somebody doing that shit, I'd hate them. Helping others? I have proof. I showed you. I hate charity. So, yes, if I caught somebody helping others, I'd just hate them.

Okay? Is that enough of a reason? And then they're going to play dumb as to why that nobody likes them? It's because, yeah, it's because... You specifically, I'm like, all Brandon does is fucking try to help others and mind his own business. But they don't know that.

They just think... Well, they do, though. They just think he's a cocky football player. I don't think that's it. Football player, huh? They just hate him because he's a cocky football player and that's that's how they i don't think that's it i think they they just hate him because he's a cocky football player who's your football player like brendan was once a football player like yeah guess what hey i'm mike from red bar radio and i've never heard anything about brendan being a football player in my life.

And I'm Mike from Red Bar. So it can't be why everybody hates him. I've never even heard that he's played football. I think that they kind of, what I was saying before, maybe that's not true. Maybe the response that they kind of cooked up was like, Brendan is, because I've kind of heard him say something like this before, like, Brendan is such a tough guy. He's like a classic alpha bro

jock, so nerds naturally hate him. But nervous Callan, that came out as they hate football players. Instead of jock. Okay. But does Brendan play football? Oh yeah, I was just starting nine on the 45 Okay. But does Brendan play football? Oh, yeah.

I was just starting nine on the 45ers. Yeah. You know all that football crap. I turned that right out. This is the amazing Scarborough content, people. It is time. I'm sorry. That's okay for this.

The NFL. When I think of the NFL, I think of the white man, 65 years old, with a head this wide. When I close my eyes, I think NFL. I think of a white man's head. He's 68 years old. His head is this wide. His fingers thicker than three of mine. That's what you like?

What about the CFL? Ooh, is that Ice Cubes League? Kinda. No, that's the big three. I want to disrupt and destroy Ice Cubes Basketball League. I'm getting no dinner. We're taking the people off the street to bounce the ball. Get them off my courts.

I want those courts turned into upscale markets. In prime vending. Please. I fucking hate b-ball now, man. I got so burned. We're about to become Suns fans. I can't.

Okay, let's see what happens here. Your fans. Hey, you were taking a lot of time with this. We don't mean to. They don't. No. Okay, let's see what happens here. So yeah, your fans. Hey, you were taking a lot of time with this. We don't mean to. They don't know that. They just think he's cocky, football player. Football player. I don't think that's it. Football player, huh?

You mean when I stopped playing 20 years ago? Back in the day. I do think that if people saw So you made up that they hate you because you're a football player and then you're making an excuse for that. Like he was like, I stopped playing. So you lied in real time. They called you out

and now you got to do another. And then he's going that was like 20 years ago, guys, stop hating me for football. But it's like, that's not why we hate you. That's what you just made. Oh, wait. You think Brad didn't do that? I mean, here, that's not why we hate you. That's what you just made up. Oh, wait, you think Brandon's doing that? I mean, here, let's watch this again. I don't think that's it.

Football player, huh? You mean when I stopped playing 20 years ago? He just said, I don't think that's it. Okay, okay. So, but what's Callan's excuse? So, Callan, you tried to lie. So, that was you in a lie. You just lied.

They both said, ha ha ha ha ha ha. They both laughed it off. So you've committed lie. So don't say you never lie. Well, that's your excuse now. The day, you know. I do think that if people saw the shit you do behind the scenes, they'd be like, oh.

I don't think it would matter. No, they wouldn't care. No, those people can't win. Holy kids. The fools love people can't the fools love that one the fools love that one big mike tried that one for years i've had every fool has tried that one on me if they knew me in real life they would never do okay well in real life he threatens bobby lee behind the scenes by saying we'll get joe rogan the end of your career, even though Joe Rogan at the time stopped fucking with you. And the podcast would say, I don't fuck with this

loser anymore, and the rapist, and the pedophile. I don't know you in real life. This is how I know you. So, you know, I'm not going to even argue that with the fools. No, no, no.

I just can't believe they even still use that attempt. That's quite the attempt, huh? What an attempt. It doesn't even matter. No, they wouldn't care. No, those people, we can't win. Some people just hate you. Some people hate you for not getting there.

You know what Reggie Jackson said? Fans don't boo nobodies. Oh, shit. That's what it is. He also said when he hit his third fans do boo nobody they boo jobbers in wrestling home run in the world series a reporter goes what were you thinking as you rounded the bases he goes i was thinking about speaking of booze you guys got to step it up that fighter in the kid reddit needs to take to the damn streets you guys could go you could

set up meetups in that fighter and the kid read it which is that's your heaven imagine meeting up with everyone and you eventually get a huge group of friends now that's the real heaven of these communities so think about this you guys start arranging and this could be any anti-comic community out there now i see it they're growing big groups big numbers of people it's got to be enough of you out there now. I see it. They're growing big groups, big numbers of people. There's got to be enough of you out there that want to meet up at a show, at a comedy club. Got to be enough of you out there.

You got one guy hiding the camera. You got another guy with a camera over there. You've snuck them in somehow. And then you all start doing some big stunts. They're booing! I mean, think about how great these videos would be of comedians.

I was just thinking, there's not enough videos of comedians getting, like, interrupted and heckled and brutalized on stage. This is not illegal to do. There seems to be enough people who hate these people. You don't want to ask. I don't want to go out and personally ask people to do

this, and we never do. We don't want to ask you i don't want to go out and personally ask people to do this and we never do we don't assign people but we do really respect the people who do do that and because i've seen if i was a young man i would love to go out there you know 18 20 years old 21 years old let's hope and you get out there you you get all drunk, just start screaming. It doesn't matter what you scream. They can't compete against that. They're expecting easy, breezy, simple day at the office. You start showing up to those shows, start causing a madhouse every time. Their safe space isn't going to be the stage no more.

Then where will they go? We want to take that safe. We're going to help them improve their craft. We want to improve. Comedy needs improvement. Trust me. I've watched every special that's come out in the last hundred years. They're terrible.

Even the ones from a hundred years ago, 50 years ago, 30 years ago. Every special that's ever come out is not good enough. Take it from me. Take it from fucking ever come out is not good enough. Take it from me. Take it from fucking me! It's not good enough. And they all need to be making us laugh. I want to turn on a comedy

special and actually laugh. Okay? Not just go, yes, yes, and collect my time codes for the show. Yes, yes, yes. That's how I watch TV. That's what makes it so fun for me to watch all this stuff because every time somebody screws up it's a win for me hey what did you think of that the

outlaws oh the outlaws what was that movie we watched last night oh adam divine i'm a huge adam divine guy i'm really inspired by, look at this. You're not going to, people don't do this. I want to be like Adam Devine. I want to widen like him. I want to dress like him. No, I'm kidding. I want to see the clip that made Mike want to be like Adam Devine.

Yeah, send that over. There's a clip of, you guys know Adam Devine from Part? Mike stopped in his tracks and says, finally. Skipping ahead again. ...the cabs. Well, I think that was it then. I guess that was it. I haven't checked it out before.

I guess the red bar is talking about Brendan Schaub. Whoa, what a failure. I covered the same clip and said, what the fuck happened to Jay Moore? Did that nigga have a stroke or something? I get it. He threw it at

Jeannie and Boss. And technically it's better, but Jay Moore did a Colin Quinn impersonation. He ended up sitting on that thing going

why does everyone hate you what the fuck happened and it wasn't like you know on there but like

Sam McQueen and Jay Moore who was in movies and Jay Moore sitting on the partner of the kid thing and it wasn't like if

ONA was around he would have been bigger did that nigga have like a stroke or something he's not

funny anymore he doesn't do impersonations of the voices what happened with Jay Moore I'm just He doesn't do impersonations of the voices. What happened with Jay Moore?

I'm just wondering why I have a Jay Moore. Whoa. You see that nerd on there sitting there? You know, Brendan,

they make fun of you. This nigga went on live with Dice and shit on Dice. This nigga shit on Patrice.ice and shit on Dice. This nigga shit on Patrice. Patrice went back and forth. I know he battled everyone, but he's on this going, what happened?

I don't want to, did he have a stroke I'm wondering if something physical happened it looks weird physically but maybe you older but that nigga was in movies if not starring supporting roles

you shoulda niggas on Jerry Maguire as he shoulda been and he was the most confident comedian ever Jamore when he's doing that shit and called everyone out and Then he's just there with glasses going printed you're nice to everybody I'm just kind of here

Well, did that nigga have a stroke or something? I love doing Street Kings. We're trying to have a can of reed and tabaculate. You know what I mean? Fuck the Red Rock Club. had it in my coat. Redbox, yeah, I thought you watched it. I played Redbox Curry one thing. Not one thing, I got it the first thing.

Redbox, I was like, what the fuck, how did you even want? You're the next nigga out, you had that whole thing. I'm the next thing, you are the next thing. I can't make a video out of it so I gotta play it. I don't know if I get to talk about it. The fact that this redact is trying to do another thing. I was going to play it live to put my stamp of position on it.

Sober. Oh, no, I'm not sober. I'm drinking a beer. I'm having a shot, too shot I haven't gotten high yet though so I'm gonna be way more fucked up and if you just donate you get to see me getting high

but you won't but whatever but uh yeah so um he did another fight companion by the way he was supposed to do one where Rogan

got discontinued so he had to do it his loser posse but my god all I do is beer and weed my nigga I don't do drugs and if you consider weed Well the drugs, all I do is beer and weed my nigga. I don't do drugs.

And if you consider weed a drug, I take a couple of hits every night. I've gotten a lot more into weed, but I'm not that into weed. Like I don't get high all day. Like I do weed at night cool hits fine I used to be you can never call me a pothead but as close to a pothead as a nigga could be but I'm not that now but I had to check this out

yeah you're not nice to me dude please quit I know you hate when I read the chat. I gotta read the chat. They're not nice to me, dude. Please quit. Don't tell me anymore. No, no. He's lying. Every comment's like,

friend boy. No, dude, they like you. They love you, dude. No, you've gotten seven death threats. Why do you think people like to talk shit about you? About me? Yeah. I do a lot of shows. A lot of the audience was introduced for me on Ultimate Fighter, where I was a cocky fighter, which you got to be when you fight.

So for them, it's tough. If you're put in a box, it's tough for them to separate that. So they've been following me since the Ultimate Fighter UFC days. Yeah, i thought i was going to win every fight and knock everybody out that's how you got to be as a fighter yeah so oh he's arrogant no i'm not it was a job and then you transition where most fighters stop you know once they stop fighting they you know they go on to open a gym or do it and there's nothing wrong with that i went to something completely different started doing comedy podcasts yeah now you're a stand up it's just not natural and I do a lot of content for people to hate on

and I have a lot of opinions that's why I have a successful podcast I have a lot of opinions a lot of people fuck with it a lot of people don't but either way you're talking about it I know you hate when I read the chat terrible bullshit let me assure you of something Yeah. Terrible bullshit.

Let me assure you of something. Um. When this lawsuit is finally over. I think I can say this. We are literally in settlement talks. I think I can say this. We are literally in settlement talks where he has to pay me and give me my channel back.

I don't understand how that is possible but we're in those talks. Because he knows and the judge assured his lawyers so much. Can I make the famous I can't make the famous statement yet.

You know what? I'm going to give you a nigg a negative statement. This happened in the Zoom court with me and Brendan Schaub's lawyer after our deposition. The judge said, if you go for this again, I'll order that Mr. Swindells has to have an attorney and you don't have to pay for it. And she got Brendan Schaub's lawyer to shut the fuck up on a certain situation. That statement was made by the judge in this case. If you do not drop this,

I told you to stop talking about it. I told you he can do it. But if you bring it up again, I will order that Mr. Swindells has to have a lawyer and you got to pay for it. And he's suing me. So our settlement talks right now are real talk how much money he has to pay me and all the reason why they're stalled is not much money my main I can't say that thing where they threatened...

Well, I can say that. They tried to threaten this channel, but technically this channel, you know, is in Dez's name, not my name, but they threatened his name. But, uh... Yeah. They're doing settlement discussions on how much money they're doing settlement discussions

and how much money they're going to pay me cause they know cause they delayed the shit out of this so they know the judge is gonna

side on my side and fuck them over completely and I feel bad his lawyers don't even know his name like I said to my deposition Brian Shop

yeah and we're only doing settlement talks cause I can get everything I want. And pay me ultimately. But, yeah. I'm going to go ahead and ignore the chat. He is really incredible. Ignorance.

I was going to settle with you now What do you really deserve? And is there a lot is there anything? Uh, I was huge youtuber A job a job and a job and a job and I feel safe saying this now because I'm going to delete this

and I'm not going to live in that long and trust me from this live stream I'm going to be drugging the car again but we're at the point right now where it does matter it kind of doesn't matter that this is we're doing settlement arguments and the word he has to pay me and he's suing me that's where we're at because they know I do again and they know the judge

is so in so good a favor ring in that case, but not that favored because the judge didn't know how much rich assholes are favored. All my judge knows is she's the judge in this case and has been delayed forever and she's mad pissed it's been delayed forever, but we're in Rhode Island so she's like I'm in Rhode Island we don't deal with cases that get delayed we want money delaying cases I I she knows oh yeah she's gonna warn me an amazing thing for doing their but 100k less than 100k good for you I love when my judge said to her lawyer, um,

yeah, we know you're here purposely wasting time. And that's all it was, oddly. Grand thing about the Brendan shop wasn't. Now I gotta read the check.aaf lawsuit. I don't know what you think time. The goal was to get that specific channel to be shut down.

And now there's any other channel. By the way, it works in my lesson we do anything wrong and then it sued him of course but um they're gearing up heads up Jimmernam. Oh, they're gearing up against you. Uh. Uh, yeah. Against me is weird. They're gearing up against Jimmernam because they got him on what he named his shit.

But, uh. The judge is one of my things. He's only going to lose lose it's fucking sad and pathetic yeah and I can't wait till it's done and over. Yeah, I really can't wait. I'm gonna be alive. This is why I don't go live anymore. Going live is gay. I'm gonna go live anymore. Going live is gay. Going live is gay.

Two Master, love the Two Master. No, I'm going to go early. And they're going to get fucked so much because the judge knows and made every statement.

Let me, I have to reiterate this fact. It's an amazing fact. She told Brendan Shaw's lawyer, we will force Mr. Swindells to have a lawyer and you have to pay for it there to plaintiffs. You're so good at those. Like I said, we're in negotiations.

I got my main channel back and he pays me money he sued me and I sue him the negotiations are all right well you're gonna pay me money and I get my shit back he gets not what he wanted that's it are the negotiations first offered by his camp. That's where I am. He really had daddy's money to burn, then he wanted to sue me. Me specifically, I felt like I did it, and I was in negotiations with them. I'm thinking of a few days from now, and it's going to rain, and whatever. So what was the point of suing me? I got money in channel now, but now there's a ship with other channels, families, I got to sit down, but...

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