The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub sends his bentpixels goons!!! Whitney Cummings sister, Ashley Cummings is a nutjob?

Episode Date: March 24, 2024

Wwe on peacock talk. Cumia stinks and he's back. Whitney's crazy redbar stream sniping trust fund sister enters the yewneek chat to battle!! Bapa copyright strikes the channel again 2-3 year o...ld videos !!! Who runs thiccc boy and who the fukk is bentpixles!???? Having to expose sabotage from dez?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You people will never understand the behind-the-scenes battles I have to do with that unfunny, unselfaware piece of crap Brendan Schaaf. He's still doing copyright takedowns. The dude loses in federal court and just keeps doing it. So, I get this from YouTube. Your video has been taken down from YouTube. Brendan Chobb loses race. By the way, this is one of the old videos that was restored after the lawsuit and my main channel got back. Because this is not my main channel.
Starting point is 00:00:36 That loser went back two years on that main channel to find that video and do a copyright take down. Hi Unique, we received a copyright removal request for your video based on applicable copyright law. Remove your video from YouTube. Video title, Brendan Shaw loses race. Removal request issued by Movie Maker, a Bent Pixels community. Contact info. Claim that BentPixels means that your video can only be reviewed on YouTube. Received one strike. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:01:16 The retract thing. The loser is still doing it. He loses in federal court. So, I'm going to say this right now. If I get bothered by one more little bent pixels or Brendan Schaub coming after one of my videos again, I'm going to go on a blitzkrieg
Starting point is 00:01:38 and informing Team YouTube on Twitter that this man is falsely copyright taking down videos which he lost in federal court and all of his channels need to be removed which technically all of his channels should be removed anyway and I think he kind of knows that he's trying to avoid it with movie maker a bent pixels community why not just say bent pixels took it down and why not just say sick boy took it down but I'm gonna have to blitzkrieg this on Twitter
Starting point is 00:02:08 and get everything Ben Pixels is associated with taken down because they're doing false copyright takedowns and they lost in federal court. It's not like this is my opinion. It's not like this is just something I think
Starting point is 00:02:24 this was adjudicated in federal court. So, I mean, truly pathetic. The fact that he's still so obsessed, still so obsessed. Who goes back on a video that's two years old and copyrighted? Goodbye Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. go get him, you savage. You got the best of him already. Go with the leftovers. I know, but how much more of my fucking time can be consumed by this bullshit? It's annoying and gay. The fact that the dude even fucking appealed is beyond me,
Starting point is 00:05:27 but he's still trying to do copyright takedowns? On two-year-old videos? Nigga, what? Is he watching me right now, fucking touching himself? What the fuck is he doing? Holy shit, what a loser. Oh, Kumi is still doing his show and we gotta comment on it what's up Andy Ryland
Starting point is 00:05:52 dude I so am tired of Brendan's job I couldn't even tell you but the fucking dude won't leave me alone? The nigga lost a federal lawsuit and is still going with his bullshit. Like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:06:22 He's gonna pull up on me? No. That nigga ain't got balls like that. Although, to be honest with you, he's so pull up on me no that nigga ain't got balls like that although to be honest with you he's so obsessed with me like i hope this nigga when his career is fully done and everything's taken away and he loses all his dad's money he don't try some murder suicide shit on me. Fucking weirdo. The whole stand-up sector is garbage these days. When was it ever really that great?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Is it garbage or are you just too used to seeing the stand-up guys all the time doing podcasts now instead of just doing stand-up guys all the time doing podcasts now instead of just doing stand-up. I don't know. I think it's fucking weird. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:07:17 When I got this fucking email, I was stunned. I was fucking stunned when I got this email. Your video has been taken down from YouTube. Brendan Schaub loses race. Hi, Unique. This is on the main channel.
Starting point is 00:07:32 By the way, I think the main channel is still fucked. Because it's been dormant for two years and just come back. So, like, I'm not going to say it's shadow banned. But, like, I think I have to keep. I think I might drop the rest of the videos for this month on this channel then april start fresh and just pump that channel full of the videos because for some reason on that main channel like nothing's happening it's been dormant for like two fucking years. But, uh...
Starting point is 00:08:13 We received a copyright removal request for your video. Brendan Schaub loses race. Removal request issued by a movie maker, a Bent Pixels community. So Bent Pixels doesn't even have the balls to do it themselves anymore. Now they got pseudonyms for them doing it now? What the fuck is that about? Stun like your kids after you fist
Starting point is 00:08:40 them? Look, I've never fisted anybody. It's kind of fucking disgusting. I would never fuck with a bitch I could even fist. Imagine being able to get your whole fist in a bitch. Oh, I can't. It's called my dick, nigga. Yeah. I was fucking stunned when I seen this email though Chin runs Shobb social media and email He's the guy striking you down
Starting point is 00:09:13 Chin is No It's Shobb Cause Chin would have nothing to do with the lawsuit And the fact that they lost and appealed it still and I was reading the appeal papers it turns out
Starting point is 00:09:32 that Thickboy Studios the address is in Florida under some Lex McMahon niggas house that's where not the actual studio address. They're using in Florida a guy named Lex McMahon. His address as the
Starting point is 00:09:49 address for Sick Boy Studios. Which is fucking weird. P.M. Chang's hate you Almost as much as they hate Shab Well I hate them And unlike Shab I couldn't care less if anybody Hated me or made fun of me
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm not a homo So They hate me I'm not a homo so they hate me I'm gonna sue them by the way if Brendan Schaub I fucking hate to give him this
Starting point is 00:10:36 advice how much did he spend and continues to spend I saw on the thing I was about to say um they spent cause it says it in the thing another $600 just to file the appeal and that's just to file it never mind paying the lawyers
Starting point is 00:10:52 continuously to file it and shit but the actual process of filing the appeal and it cost me fucking money today because now I have to fucking reply to this appeal so I had to fucking reply to this appeal. So I had to mail something to this appeal court.
Starting point is 00:11:11 First class next day, that cost me $30 something. But he spent that much money. He's probably spent more than half a million dollars suing me. If he just took five grand and gave it to Joe Cumia, he could have got that subreddit taken down. The main thing, bane of his existence. But he's too fucking stupid to even look into or know
Starting point is 00:11:32 that. Random users is a child abuser. Are you? Goddamn, nigga. Why would I pay him to let me? I beat him in court. What are you talking about? There's got to be some YouTube lawyer willing to take on Shaw Pro Bono.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Sonny Bono? What if he says he's shabby don't apologize that was a terrible joke don't say sorry then lol nigga own it what if he says I'm shabby I should fucking shabby ban your monkey ass
Starting point is 00:12:21 for that terrible joke sold one of her pair of jeans shabby banyo monkey ass for that terrible joke. She sold one of her pair of jeans. Did she ever go through with that fucking scam she was doing? That raffle scam? I saw
Starting point is 00:12:42 some dude on Twitter tweeted a picture of her. Wait, let me show you this real quick. Of this bitch trying to flex on her friend. It was a terrible thing she did. uh yeah yeah it was this see check this out when your friend gets engaged it's important to make sure everyone knows you have a bigger ring cause her post from instagram
Starting point is 00:13:21 welcome to the club bff what club getting cheated on and losing all your fucking money by a retard? Ugh. I believe his wife is dumber than him by the way. there's video evidence of you smacking your kid on stream is there she never brought it up of course not so, did she take money for it? I'd assume no, because who would give that obvious scam money, but... Get the money out of him and get it done for good. How? I don't know, but you have to figure it out some way.
Starting point is 00:14:28 You're like the fucking underpants gnomes. If Shaab offered you three years of MMA training... No. I don't do any drugs except weed I'll show you I got some great weed too I'll show you my weed in a minute here but of course she never brought up the raffle again of course not but of course uh they used that fucking doctor to get all their fucking uh lipo done
Starting point is 00:15:22 what was his name I did a video about it on the main channel. Where Rogan got his stomach fixed. He got surgery. The gladiator procedure. Which I don't care but Rogan claimed in like a men's fitness article that he just lost the weight it's like no nigga
Starting point is 00:15:47 you got surgery done is Brendan watching of course he's watching him all of them are watching they're praying I say something so they can use it in court. They just copyright took down a video that's two years old that was deemed in federal court is allowed to be up. Of course they're fucking watching. They're always watching. The Fighter and the Kid YouTube page, that would also
Starting point is 00:16:22 share on Brandon and Friends. Yeah, Jim and Am's channel, he's got a new one comedy podcast roast although that's gonna get taken jimmy nam's been banned off of youtube because he's a pedophile so like that dude's a literal pedophile so that dude you're talking about that channel he used to have a thing called Misery Box. He would be a multi-millionaire by now if he didn't fuck that up. But, yeah. But he got taken down for impersonation. Not copyright. So, I don't know if that falls under the same shit as me.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Although, one more thing he could argue. I wasn't impersonating them although he did name it the fighter and the kid but he was doing the same shit i was doing commentary shit but they got him for impersonation not copyright so and i don't think he got sued or anything i think that was just a youtube decision but that dude's not allowed to have a YouTube channel anyway. Kat is watching. She now works with Mark Harley and that
Starting point is 00:17:35 Miranda guy and they do those viral fucking Instagram things. Everyone who ever worked with Shab and left got so more successful hey the fuck is my message not showing up
Starting point is 00:18:04 I have no words blocked if anything is blocked Hey, the fuck is my message not showing up? I have no words blocked. If anything's blocked, it's YouTube blocking it. You think I would care enough to go in and block words? Nigga, I got fucking video games to play all day. April 3rd, Rebirth Island year. Uh, what do I see?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Brenda in 20 years? Mm-mm. I don't want to see the nigga in 20 days. He won't fucking... The nigga keeps forcing me into a relationship and talking about him. I beat him in federal court and it won't stop. Trust me, I would love to move on to the dabble verse. The verse I created.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I would love to move on to my other creations I did. But this faggot won't leave me alone. Like I said, I just had to spend fucking $30 to first class mail to some appeal fucking court today to respond to the appeal. You think I wanted to do that? I had to have, I had to fucking download
Starting point is 00:19:22 a PDF document, print it out, first class mail. You think I had to fucking download a PDF document, print it out, first class marriage, you think I wanted to do that? No! But the motherfucker won't leave me alone. We're about to play the Whitney Cummings sister thing.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Because now that I got my main channel back, I got my main channel back, I got all, everything I was, I completely forgot about Whitney Cummings' sister, and now she's doing, like, live streams now? That's just crazy. No, I'm not 40 and white yet. I will be 40, though, the day after Christmas.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Another thing that sucks about your birthday being the day after Christmas Other than You get completely ripped off on presents Is your birthday is always This year It's never really next year I never get to say I'm turning 40 next year
Starting point is 00:20:22 I'm really And like when I turn 40 I'll be turning 40 next year. I'm going to be... And, like, when I turn 40, I'll be turning 41 this year. It's so annoying. Oh, I got money. I got money. Don't worry about me and money let me assure you I have money
Starting point is 00:20:49 I have real life money like I said I would never rely on YouTube money for my real life it helps in real life it helps me do YouTube but the fact that it's not even about the money well it is about the money in the aspect
Starting point is 00:21:07 they took fucking thirty dollars because I had to overnight some shit which is gay but um the fact that it's just being kept it's not the money it's the fucking time it's the time I have four fucking kids I have video games. I got videos. I don't got time to keep up with a lawsuit I already fucking won. And I have to keep doing shit. I have to keep doing shit.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I already won. Why do I have to keep doing shit? You want YouTube secrets? How much money have I gotten from YouTube? Six figures I don't do zinnies I don't do drugs But uh drugs. But, uh, I mean, this shit is so gay.
Starting point is 00:22:13 And by the way, it's not the $30. It's the fact that I have to fucking get this document printed out. The woman had, we have shit to do all day. Kids on buses, off buses. Get them home from school. Somehow during this day,
Starting point is 00:22:31 this busy schedule, we have to go to the goddamn post office and mail some shit that's going to cost $30 off of a case I already won. It's annoying. Like I said, it's not the money, it's the time. The fact that I have to still do this shit is so stupid.
Starting point is 00:22:55 She can't keep taking over time at the plant. Well, thank you, Eddie Thompson And the fact that he's still Copyright taking down The obsession with me His wife Must have made a comment About how good looking I am or something
Starting point is 00:23:31 cause why the obsession with me $5 stream donation then I'll give you the very huge update on her mom but uh yeah no dirty bills is gonna take me out no he didn't think it was gonna take me out
Starting point is 00:23:56 I'm just saying the fact that he keeps doing it and I even they appeal the copyright takedown on a two-year-old video. What is that? What the fuck is that? Like I said, that literally is the last... um, what's the word? Not the last straw. The last thing I want to give them. If I see one more fucking thing, I'm not only going to, I'm going to have to throw them all. Callan, D'Elia, Rogan, all of them.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Fuck them. Because no longer are you just allowing this nigga to do this shit. I have to assume behind the scenes. You're encouraging him to do it. Because why. I'm fucking stunned. No one stepped in and said. Dude what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:25:03 You lost. Give it up. You're embarrassing yourself. Your channel's dead. Your career's dead. But they're just like, keep going. I know his dad is one of the first tech, not billionaire, but multi, multi, multi millionaires. But Callan's dad has money and shit, so, you're lying in that nigga's money,
Starting point is 00:25:29 dad's money that much, it's fucking weird to me, Des' mom got a man, what's that got to do with me, no, it has nothing to do with got a man, Des' mom has always had niggas and she's a blonde haired blue eyed and she's always had niggas just go after them why threaten them no no no because when I go after them... It's not the way... The gay way, though. Was it ever revealed to be Rogan's baby? Well, now, the crazy thing is...
Starting point is 00:26:19 If you get a copyright thing from Rogan now, it's not through them, it's through Spotify shit, so, I'm assuming he still owns that, and operates it independently with all his buddies and shit, but him himself doesn't use it, because Spotify does it, and now, Spotify won't take you down they'll just claim you oh they might take some people down but usually when you get a copyright thing on a Rogan clip they'll share the revenue
Starting point is 00:26:53 and not take it down but it's through Spotify now I guess that's through the deals he did which was honestly I think for Rogan probably one of the best business decisions ever because if he had kept going on youtube and said the shit he was going to say about covid he would have been taken down so he's smart to take that spotify deal but uh i don't know
Starting point is 00:27:21 i guess he owns that though but the fact that they're now doing third-party shit of Movie Maker, a Bent Pixels community. What the fuck does that even mean? A community of what? What are they a community of? Doing copyright takedowns? That sounds fucking very suspicious. Why can't just bent pixels do it? They have to do it through a third party thing?
Starting point is 00:27:50 To take down a thing related to the thing? That doesn't even make fucking sense. It's all fucking weird. Now I haven't gotten the Whitney Cummings sister yet. But even that is fucking weird I don't take meds no I don't vape the woman vapes
Starting point is 00:28:21 and I find it disgusting I make her vape outside the house while I smoke cigarettes and weed inside the house The woman vapes. And I find it disgusting. I make her vape outside the house. While I smoke cigarettes and weed inside the house. Vaping. Vapors should be killed. Vapors should be killed. The nigga asked if I made Nigga My cousin and them talk about dabs
Starting point is 00:28:50 I still don't even know what the fuck that is All I know is This is some shit I will not be doing Sue Counter Sue See everyone just says counter Sue And Sue and Sue and Sue. Do you know how long
Starting point is 00:29:09 and how much money... I don't know how much or how long it... I don't care. Just end it. But the faggot won't end it. Thoughts on spliffs? Spliff star? I don't even know what a Spliff is.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Bye! Alright, what else do I want to check out? Alright, real quick. New Beetlejuice trailer! They're doing a Beetlejuice 2 sequel. Whit Michael Keaton has Beetlejuice. Have you checked this out? Are they going to Hollywood PC it up?
Starting point is 00:29:56 Let's check it out. I got Jenny Ortega This is the new Goth girl I guess I've heard her name I've never seen her I know the show or movie Wednesday I never saw it though I know the show or movie Wednesday and Arizona. From the mind of Tim Burton.
Starting point is 00:30:38 So does that mean he wrote or directed? Or they just took his concept and made a new movie with new people? Meaning directors and producers and writers. Winona Ryder, the original mom. Mr. Tallyman, tally me, but not Say light, come and we want to go Say, me say, day, me say, day, me say, day, me say, day, me say, day Say light, come and we want to go The juice is loose. The juice is loose. I gotta admit, that kind of looks good. I gotta say that kinda looks good I gotta say that kinda looks good I might
Starting point is 00:31:49 Check that out That kinda looked good He peaked in 1993 I don't know That kinda looked good though That kinda looked like they're not gonna Fuck it up I wonder which way they're gonna take it It looks like they're not going to fuck it up. I wonder which way they're going to take it. It looks like
Starting point is 00:32:08 they're not going to PC it up or any shit. So... Ortega build the wall and they're going to... I think I get Ortega refried beans. No Alec Baldwin in that. Well, I wonder how they're going to address that in it. Because they have the same actors.
Starting point is 00:32:27 They got the mom and Winona Ryder. And obviously I'm assuming the chick is Winona Ryder's daughter. So I'm wondering how that story is going to go. That might actually be kind of dope. Tim Burton's Batman was excellent. No, it wasn't. Tim Burton's Batman was excellent. No, it wasn't. Tim Burton's Batmans were terrible. I never liked Michael Keaton
Starting point is 00:32:51 as Batman. When people say we should go to Michael Keaton as Batman, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Those were terrible movies. Jack Nicholson was a terrible Joker. All those Batman movies were terrible. Especially when it got into Jim Carrey.
Starting point is 00:33:09 But the first ones were terrible too. But they were the first ones. So you can say they were terrible. They were just the Batman movies. But when Christopher Nolan did Batman again, it was way better, obviously. So, no, none of the Tim Burton Batman movies were good in any way, shape, or form. Michael Keaton should have never been Batman. I'll tell you what, it was way better, obviously.
Starting point is 00:33:40 So, no, none of the Tim Burtonman movies were good in any way shape or form michael keaton should have never been batman i'll tell you my favorite michael keaton movie is gung ho is it called gung ho the one where he works in the factory with the dude from Cheers. What was it? Norm from Cheers. That's my favorite Michael Keaton movie. And the founder. Newer one, but old school Michael Keaton movies.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Multiplicity was good too. But, uh, yeah, Tim Burton Batman movies are terrible. Nightmare Before Christmas. Sleepy Hollow, I guess. Problem is, fucking, if it came out Tim Burton and Johnny Depp were gay lovers, I'd believe it. Night Shift is great.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Night Shift is great. He was as good as the cop in Jackie Brown, I guess. But that was a bit power. I'm talking about Michael Keaton running a movie. It's so weird. His career was done. Then they did that movie. Where he played the superhero character.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And then he was just amazingly back. Which is amazing, but he got his career back, which was dope. Alright. Alright, the Whitney Cummings thing. So, like I said, I've been sued
Starting point is 00:35:40 by Brendan Shaw for over two years, and now I've got my main channel back, and I forgot the shit I'm subscribed to that I didn't even realize I was, because I've been off of this channel for two years. Birdman, yeah, that's what it was. But, um, Whitney Cummings' sister apparently does a
Starting point is 00:35:59 YouTube channel. Now, is she trolling? Or actually, like like i don't get what this is this is whitney cummings sister tim dylan i'm like tom sagara watching red bar you know i help people when people say mike where did you get that shirt i reach out immediately i give them the link to the shirt i give them the link to the glasses well you're not going to be able to buy these glasses anymore this is the case for these because i've gone ahead this bitch look like d snyder i've bought up every last pair on the internet look at this i was thinking to myself what if something happens to these glasses might be screwed what if something happens to these glasses i can't just go to sunglass hut and find a shirt off hold on comparable replacement you know how hard that would
Starting point is 00:36:55 be so i bought up every pair of these glasses that i could find online so unfortunately bought them out reporter maybe for some, I knew this shirt wasn't going to stay. What is she doing? Why is she doing this? Why is Whitney Cummings' sister doing Red Bar reviews? Is she trolling him or actually
Starting point is 00:37:21 watching him? Like I said, I haven't checked in. I just got this channel back. And she has about 40s. Has he mentioned that she does it? Now, Whitney Cummings' sister exposed Whitney Cummings. Because Whitney Cummings was like, She exposed, no, our dad was an investment banker. We're rich kids.
Starting point is 00:37:49 That's why I think Whitney Cummings' sister, by the way, is a little insane and doesn't have a job. But she lives in an amazing house because her dad was an investment banker. She's a rich kid, never asked to work. So she called out Whitney on her. With an investment banker. She's a rich kid. Never asked to work. So she called out Whitney. On her. I had to struggle coming up thing. But. I know he's in contact with her.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Oh she's really just reviewing it. But why. Why doesn't he make her to co-host. I'd rather her to co-host than Jules. What happened? Let's see. Okay, well, she's just watching Red Bar to watch red bar that's fucking weird and uh then uh
Starting point is 00:38:50 she should make a new content choice because that's fucking weird she pretends to be a hillbilly with all the west virginia shit how about this and I'm sick of just calling out the LA people 95% of all comedians are rich kids and Godfrey
Starting point is 00:39:22 when he was on Shannon Sharp Club Shea Shea today confirmed it for me because I know Godfrey is a rich kid when Godfrey once again delivered the line it takes you 10 years
Starting point is 00:39:37 to get good and make money at this what job can you work for 10 years when you make no money no job can you work for 10 years when you make no money? No job. 95% of comedians are just rich kids. Which is fine. It's not a complaint.
Starting point is 00:39:57 But what job can you suck at? And by the way, I'm not completely buying that. I never heard Jerry Seinfeld says it takes 10 years. Jerry Seinfeld was good at comedy
Starting point is 00:40:17 and he might have been a rich kid, but very quick. All the best comedians, by the way, it didn't take them 10 years. It didn't take them 10 years. It didn't take Dave Chappelle at Development Deals at 17. Chris Rock. All the good comedians.
Starting point is 00:40:34 It didn't take them 10 years. All the rich kids say, it takes 10 years. Really? Does it? What are they talking about? It doesn't take 10 years to get good at something. And just get good at it. What?
Starting point is 00:40:51 No. If it took Chris Farley 10 years to get good at comedy, he wouldn't be Chris Farley. Of course, they're rich kids. They can afford to take the risk. Not even the risk, the lifestyle
Starting point is 00:41:13 of making no money. Shit, you hear this? I did stand-up and I only made 20 bucks a night. Who makes 20 bucks a night at a job? We ate a lot of ramen, did ya? Did ya really?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Ugh. And I think that's something to say. Ramen and things. yo what r is up with this title winnie cummings sister is in my chat right now she might be because she said yo. What are you up? You're not. And whatever. We already covered you. We're done. I just got my main channel back.
Starting point is 00:42:13 And I discovered you were doing it again. So but whatever. But yeah they're all rich kids. Almost to the T. But I don't want to. They're not all rich kids. Chris Rock wasn't a rich kid. that's why it didn't take him 10 years to get good at it
Starting point is 00:42:31 oh yeah alright whatever but um oh yeah I was asking you but whatever Alright, whatever. But, um... Oh, and... I was asking you, Trillium. You weren't... But, whatever. No, he wasn't...
Starting point is 00:42:54 Chris Rock wasn't a rich kid. He just wasn't dirt poor. He wasn't a rich kid compared to the other rich kids. And he made it right off the bat, too. I hate that shit so much, though. It takes 10,000, and that's what Brendan Schaub latches onto. You'll be only winning the game 10 years. Brendan Schaub latches on to you'll be only reading the game 10 years that's what Brendan Schaub still think then we like a 10 years that's me right away. I was.
Starting point is 00:43:47 One comedian. Two. One. No. Because I'm about to say Bill Burr. But no. Nigga. He was rocking the shit.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Comedy wise. It doesn't take you. You're not allowed to fuck around. And suck for 10 years. And get good. So when Godfrey. And I'm bringing this back to Godfrey. Godfrey is a funny talented guy. When Godfrey did that bullshit of.
Starting point is 00:44:14 It takes 10 years to be funny. No nigga. And by the way. Even in his own story. At 22 Ed is shown a Cosby show so at 22 you weren't lame you got a gig on a Cosby show they give cover for each other through for their secret stand-up comedy. To make drunk randos laugh. Like that's so fucking hard.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And that cocksucker Godfrey. Oh. I'm not even mad at Godfrey. But to present stand-up as this hard art of making drunk masses laugh. It's the easiest thing ever. It is's the easiest thing ever. It is literally the easiest thing ever. You know it's hard saying funny shit, but you can't hear people laugh.
Starting point is 00:45:17 You just hope it's funny and it worked. That's hard. Not in the room. Hey, drunk fucks. That was Artie's complaint against Sal Guarnali and the Howard Stern show you're going to Nebraska
Starting point is 00:45:34 and screaming the n-word and you get a bunch of racists and they're laughing but that won't get you to the next level but you're getting the people in the room laughing the easiest thing in the world is to get people in the room with you The easiest thing in the world is getting people in the room with you to laugh. That's the easiest thing ever to do.
Starting point is 00:45:50 So getting everyone on stage and making people laugh, that's the easiest thing ever to do. Anyone can do that. It annoyed me that Godfrey did that in Club Che Che. He went with that fucking argument of it takes 10 years.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Does it? And by the way, Godfrey finally made it. By the way, I love Godfrey. There's another thing about Godfrey, the nigga's 50-something. I know he looks incredible for 50. The nigga's 50-something though. And he finally made looks incredible for 50. I think it's 50 something now. You finally made it a fucking 50.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I'm also a rich kid. I'm not a rich kid. I'm African. I don't know what's good in the gather. I don't have what's hooting together. I don't have people with the pills. Jesus. I didn't ban Ashley.
Starting point is 00:46:53 We just talked. Oh, yeah. I hate it because he's black no I don't hate Godfrey love Godfrey love that nigga Godfrey Godfrey though and he made it
Starting point is 00:47:24 and he's bigger than what he should be and doesn't realize it the nigga was on Club Shae Shae and promoted his podcast on Gas Digital and he's the number one thing on Gas Digital Godfrey
Starting point is 00:47:43 doesn't realize his potential fucked up his potential it could have been a thing since he left DJ Vlad by the way a weird thing he did I didn't want to turn this into a Godfrey thing and how much he fucked up that thing
Starting point is 00:48:03 all some retarded bullshit some God tree trying to be some I'm a black dude oh and by the way where's Lord Jamar now stupid yeah exactly God Ray yeah club Shay Shay in your project then you prone and no one in club Shay Shaya even knows how to put that in, or look for it, and they're banned off all the platforms. Godfrey was on Club Shea Shea, promoted Gas Digital, they're banned off everything. They're not in the Barones. They're not in their parents.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Godfrey annoys me. And now apparently he's just an impressionist. According to Club Che Che all God really does is impersonations. Now, I'm extremely mad because he has Dante Nero on there. You know, Godfrey
Starting point is 00:49:28 did Club Shay Shay and he's known as an impersonation. Godfrey is not an impersonation comic. That's not all you're
Starting point is 00:49:44 known as. All this impersonation and shit on podcast it is some unstated what you know that guy
Starting point is 00:49:55 but now he's that guy so Godfrey kind of fucked himself on Club Che Che. Because now the impersonationist, the whole time by the way, shows impersonation. Do this. Like a Godfrey would complain. Doing any radio show. Oh, do you want me to do impersonation? Shay Shay was like,
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah, I'll do impersonation. Yes, sir. It was funny and shit, but Godfrey is not a comedian. Impersonationist. God's free is not comedian personally it's yeah well no that shit now I move on watch the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice trailer now to the real Beetlejuice Kunia
Starting point is 00:51:16 Kunia did something like this it's in new york beautiful new york oh boy just makes me want to pack up and move back i'll tell you and uh a woman owns a house in new york and uh squatters went in at some point. She wasn't around for a few days. You own a house. You think you could go away for a while, maybe vacation. Maybe you've got business to tend to, family, and you go away for a little while,
Starting point is 00:52:02 and you come back and people are living in your house. Now, this would seem like an easy solution. There's a few ways you can handle this. You could take the old roll-up-your-shirt-sleeves-and-handle-it-yourself thing by going in, gaining entry, and beating the living shit out of everyone in there and making them then leave and reclaiming your house. Or you could take the legal route, the route or route, as some people say, of the law-abiding citizen
Starting point is 00:52:43 who abide by the rules and regulations that have been put in place for a civil society and call the proper authorities who will then do the right thing and enforce the law and remove the people that do not belong in your domicile from said domicile. Well, both of those options these days will put you in jail. Yes, first option puts you in jail. Now, second option puts you in jail. Fed up homeowner arrested after a tense standoff with with squatters stealing i don't know why that's in quotations stealing a one million dollar house she inherited from her parents so she inherits a house she owns it she is the deed owner the homeowner and uh
Starting point is 00:53:52 they they squat in her house and i guess if you're in there for a certain amount of time and I think it's only 30 days then they are legal tenants even though they didn't pay anything they never signed anything you never met with them and vetted them uh they become legal tenants in the house that you now have to go through legal proceedings to kick out of your house the legal uh angle didn't help when you wanted them removed from your home now you the burden is on you to spend the money and get a lawyer and spend the time and effort getting these people out of your house how how the fuck did that happen what kind of backwards backwards-ass world is this? And I know this isn't a recent thing, mind you. Don't worry. I'm not going to say this.
Starting point is 00:55:10 By the way, Acuna looks like a Beetlejuice. It's something brand new. This shit's been going on for a while. But to get... So we stopped the hair treatment because half the hair on the left side of's head is gone.
Starting point is 00:55:26 The only thing I'm not having is South Carolina. ...video of this happening and seeing... Still a ton of t-shirts, though. I was thinking this. ...of her being arrested. Play the clip. I'll probably ask to have it paused at some juncture. But I believe there is a video with that story. Am I right? Am I correct in assuming that?
Starting point is 00:55:52 There was a little highlight reel of what was going on. I thought I saw the entire video from that story. I'm sure it's somewhere. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm, cold. You gotta clean up after yourself. No, you won't.
Starting point is 00:56:16 It's weird. How does this exist? You know, when COVID first happened, and my governor kicked out all New York people with their New York cars and plates I was kind of against it but now I kind of get it. New York people are faggots. I get what it is at.
Starting point is 00:56:41 What are squatters rights? What are squatters rights? What is that? I get what it means. What it's supposed to mean. We can demand an arrest of the chick. And niggas doing the arresting no that's what it was not meant for
Starting point is 00:57:12 but they still did the arresting so there's no common sense built into the law which is odd but it's fucking odd cause usually when they pass laws, they pass laws with common sense where people have to actually do this shit
Starting point is 00:57:31 in common sense. There's no common sense put into it. It's moving their fucking house and they get over. I think when they made squatters laws, even if you did it, it didn't think. It was taking his house and shit. And then when we did it didn't think it was taking his house in January
Starting point is 00:57:47 I mean I did that then anything that so So fucking odd and bizarre The faggots do it The all New York weirdos It's so weird what like the cops showed up and arrested a chick not the homeless until ill people
Starting point is 00:58:14 wait so the cops showed up not the mentally ill drug addicts who home invaded and arrested a chick and changed the locks ill drug addicts who home invaded and they're ready to change the locks the fact that they even did that and then
Starting point is 00:58:31 protested is kind of shocking to me it doesn't cost me no long of that and just because the other thing Rhode Island, a leftist state the most leftist state we're left but we're not I don't want to defend my state that much but He hasn't sinned. In Rhode Island, a leftist state, the most leftist state.
Starting point is 00:58:45 I'll say we're left, but we're not. I don't wanna defend my state that much, but we're not retarded. See a homeless dude sitting in someone's house, he ain't even gonna fuck out of here. Someone went into your house, the cops are just taking them out. This is unfathomable to me. It's literally unfathomable to me. But they have it here. And she ain't going to we're against it, but you're doing it, and you will continue to do it, because...
Starting point is 00:59:27 Well, I'm Trump, but I'm your local neighbor. I don't do it. By the way, I want to hear everything from the Young Turks. Yeah, we don't do anything, but locally... Locally, say you vote Republican. They won't. They'll vote Democrat locally anyway, so they support all that bullshit.
Starting point is 00:59:48 There's a Republican running a district in California who's like, we're against that shit, but so they're all bullshit artists. Do you know why the laws are such in favor of like who what desperate person is this helping out legally that's legally somewhere for 30 days you know what i'm saying like who's there who's it protecting yeah who is it protecting i believe from what I've read, I believe it is a very old law, like a common law thing.
Starting point is 01:00:32 If you see a structure that is in disrepair, that is behind in its taxes and stuff, a person was able to go in there, do the work to restore it to its former value and start paying the taxes on it, that they do become either the legal owner of it, it's almost like a homesteading thing, or a legal tenant in it. But that is completely different than walking into someone's house and saying that you now own it so I don't know what the original law was or policy was and what it is now to understand how this day ended We need the police right away. And a 911 call. Why would the people in there argue? What is that? And I'm shocked.
Starting point is 01:01:34 But not shocked. I don't think black people would just be going in their mansions and shit and taking over. Black people are smart enough to know this thing will end the second a black person enters because they'll be fucking shot and killed and that will all end. So it's always white people doing this shit
Starting point is 01:01:58 which is odd to me. You notice this whole squatter. You never saw a black squatter. It's always just white people because black people don't know yeah we got the squatter. You never saw a black squatter. It's always just white people, because black people don't, uh, yeah, we got the squatter law, but, uh, we don't really want to, because we're going to get killed if I don't know anything in two seconds. So it was white people and Spanish people. But they, uh, we know that.
Starting point is 01:02:22 There's a niggery. It's kind of a technical thing, but it meant for the thing. And this shit built in the law where it shouldn't be a thing either. The law allowed it, and the word out was to spaghetts. We love that shit.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Even written by the people who wanted the thing, it wasn't written or anything. Pulse and arrest. We have to start at the beginning. Adel, the hardest question is how do you say your name? We met Adel and Deloro outside the home repair... I am wondering if this is how youody, you're gonna be alive ever again. I am wondering if this is a hoody, you're gonna be alive ever again. I am wondering if this is a hoody, you're gonna be alive ever again. I
Starting point is 01:03:45 Gotta figure out that next with the live stream. Cause yous can't see what I'm seeing. But you see the chat that's happening? There's some internal bubble chat going over it. I gotta figure out how to stop that, but that's on my end. You are an alt-right? I'm not alt-right. What? What? I just started getting back into wrestling, like, this past year.
Starting point is 01:04:14 And then, like, CM Punk came back, even though I kind of missed the whole CM Punk thing. But I mainly got back into wrestling because I got Peacock and they had the whole library so I started out with all the documentaries and shit and all the original content and shit but now that The Rock is back nigga talking that shit yeah I'm back in
Starting point is 01:04:36 got some Kate Birdian I'm still telling you, when that nigga said, now go home and smoke some crack. If you smell... Back when wrestling was good. And I tapped out of wrestling a lot sooner than people even think. Because I was all in trust me all in hell I grew up in Rhode Island especially WWF and then um I got huge into WCW and both of them at the Monday Night Wars but like pretty much the second WWF bought WCW. I was kind of done.
Starting point is 01:05:27 I was pretty much done at that point. And it was at a point in time in my life where I was just about graduating high school. I was joining the military. I didn't have time for all that shit. Pussy was my goal. Wrestlers look like soccer players now but yeah I grew up fucking in Rhode Island back in the days
Starting point is 01:05:54 when it was still technically territories so I was in the WWF territory my grandma worked for Hasbro I literally had every fucking toy for free from Hasbro. I literally had every fucking toy for free from Hasbro. Me and my cousin Matt.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Me and my cousin Matt Bergeron because his grandma, which was my aunt, worked at the same Hasbro factory and Tim White, the referee, he's from Rhode Island and shit. They would be in Providence like
Starting point is 01:06:25 every fucking three months and then I remember watching WCW when Scott Hall went over the whole nwo thing fucking the best video games ever by the way those nintendo 64 i go wcw versus nwo revenge i know people are going to say mercy although technically it's the same gay game just with a roster update and years later so they can't really be compared. Of course No Mercy is technically better. But I'm talking about the time. And 64. For controllers.
Starting point is 01:07:15 The most stick work was put in that. WCW vs NWO Revenge. I'll add all the figures. Wrestling buddies. The rings. The titles. Nigga I was Bret Hart Hart for fucking Halloween one year. My buddy got the Bret Hart glasses put on him. I was kind of jealous.
Starting point is 01:07:37 We're about to check out the Chris D'Elia thing. PlayStation. PlayStation. playstation i was not a fan of the regular playstation and see like back in the day when you did a when you got a console you kind of did it strategically because i like i had a buddy who had playstation so i never got a playstation I'd just go to his house and play Playstation So like I had an N64 Josh had an N64 Chris had a Playstation And Norman had a Playstation So
Starting point is 01:08:15 When we needed to play Playstation games We'd go to Chris and Norman's house But N64 was me and Josh's house Josh had Gamecube I got a Playstation 2 that was my console after N64 Playstation 2 and then um
Starting point is 01:08:38 I never went original Xbox then I went Xbox 360 and I've been Xbox ever since. Just because I prefer the controller. I've had a PlayStation 4. But I got it with an Xbox controller for PlayStation 4. But yeah, now I just prefer Xbox. Yeah, you had a friend with Xbox.
Starting point is 01:09:02 That's how you had to do shit. Like growing up, even before that, I never got, what was it, Street Fighter came out with a street brawl game? I never got it because one of my buddies who was an Indian dude, he got it. So I made sure I got, I think,
Starting point is 01:09:17 the third Mortal Kombat. Because why would I get the Street Fighter game when I could just go over to his house and play it and he can come over to my house and play Mortal Kombat. So you used to make buying decisions back in the day based on what your friends had. You wouldn't get the same game your friend had, you'd get a different game because you'd just go play it at your fucking friend's house. And N64 is one of the goaded systems ever.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Star Fox, GoldenEye, like I said, WCW versus NWO Revenge. They used to have this car game on there I fucking loved with a Lamborghini on the cover. The first South Park game on there was pretty dope. Bunch of dope shit on the N64. Oh yeah, I was back to, you had to get something that your friends didn't have. All my friends had Nintendos and Super Nintendos. I was always the Sega guy. Why would I get a Super Nintendo when my boy has his
Starting point is 01:10:26 Super Nintendo? I'll get a Sega Genesis. Then a Sega CD. I never got the Sega Saturn because I had a buddy who had a Sega Saturn. Thank you for subscribing. yeah they went with the turkeys and then the final level you had that gun that just bounced around so to beat the final boss you just spud in a circle shooting it Genesis was mad fun I'd do Comic Zone uh all the Sonics Monster League games
Starting point is 01:11:17 Nickens forget about that Monster League hockey I put in so much work on that game uh one of my favorite games, Virtual Bart. Love that fucking game for Sega. Because that was like a party game. We didn't get any snow.
Starting point is 01:11:38 It rained. My boy had Crazy Taxi. I never got into it. Diddy Kong Racing had that. Dug that. Dug the Diddy Kong Racing. Siphon Filters. Now that was the game. Trust me, I played that game.
Starting point is 01:12:09 I actually wasn't as big of a fan as everyone. At the time, they were like, Siphon Filters, the greatest game ever. I think they even hired the movie guy voice. And thank God they got rid of that shit. Because every time you watch every old trailer, you say, here in the world, where the thing, you know the thing
Starting point is 01:12:28 Pablo Francisco makes fun of? But, yeah, at the time, Stiff and Filter were like, I didn't think it was that great, to be honest with you, but. For the time it was. For the time. Smash Brothers.
Starting point is 01:12:46 All the Mario parties. smash brothers all the mario parties um what was another great n64 game oh pokemon snap and i was never into pokemon nor Pokemon games or anything. Although that Pokemon Snap game was fucking dope. Yes, I mentioned Goldeneye. Road Rash for Sega Genesis. Yes. I love that game Road Rash for Sega Genesis. Yes. I love that game, Road Rash for Sega Genesis. I used to play the shit out of that.
Starting point is 01:13:29 I remember Road Rash. And it was like, I used to, because I was a kid, so I was really into baseball. A lot of baseball games for the Sega Genesis. And my favorite player at the time was Albert Bell, so I would always pick the Cleveland Indians. And at a college football game for Sega Genesis, I played a lot, too. Shinobi was okay. I never got into that. And then, after my N64, I got a PlayStation 2. And then, like, I've told this story before,
Starting point is 01:14:21 but the craziest thing is I would give up on a system and just leave it at my grandma's house And then show up and my grandma Imagine Single family house Pawtucket Rhode Island You walk in You see an old woman On like an ottoman
Starting point is 01:14:37 Right in front of the TV with a headset on Before the technology Really So she can hear because she was almost deaf just rocking the shit on Mario 64 my grandmother took over my video game systems and after that she took over my Playstation 2
Starting point is 01:14:58 and got into Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man world and shit my grandma loved video games although she was always behind because she would always end up with the ones that would leave her with but that was like her thing and like dude i remember walking in and my grandma was rocking this shit the fourth time like she probably could have it wasn't a thing at the time than a speed run of um Mario 64 she could have absolutely done a speed run by the time
Starting point is 01:15:31 in 2002 she could have done a speed run of fucking Mario 64 it was hilarious the funniest thing ever. I had to go over there. So much so, my Aunt Denise got her a gift.
Starting point is 01:15:59 She got her a little thing as the years progressed. One of those things where you just plug it in the TV and it's got 10,000 games of all, like, the Pac-Man games and shit. But she didn't even really like those. But then, I remember when I left her my PlayStation 2, she ran Mrs. Pac-Man World and Pac-Man World and shit like that. It was so hilarious.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Jurassic Park on Sega. I don't remember that one I remember Sega All the Streets of Rage games and shit Those were dope The Ninja Turtle games Oh yeah, Delia Thank you, Jimmy T You got me back on fucking sorry Oh yeah, D'Elia. Thank you, Jimmy D.
Starting point is 01:16:47 You got me back on fucking sorry. You got me talking video games that can go on forever here. Remember when the NFL Blitz came out? Was it first for N64? I think that was an N64 original game too. Blitz! No, that was an arcade game first. But, and then
Starting point is 01:17:08 the end, we used to play the shit out of Blitz. NFL Blitz. Nigga, that was our shit too. After the play, you throw a nigga and leg drop him any time. It was stupid. At the time, it was stupid at the time
Starting point is 01:17:25 it was amazing technology but you go back and look and go what the fuck is this you do that with everything you go back at news reports and go I don't remember it looking that shitty I guess it did but at the time
Starting point is 01:17:42 you don't remember it looking that shitty but it did Street Fighter 2 we played all the shit like I talked about Street Fighter and Street Brawl and all that shit but nigga I remember you have to go
Starting point is 01:17:56 the way we used to do it we go to the supermarket with a piece of paper and scroll through the game magazine. And in the back, they had the codes to all the games. You had to write them down in your paper so you didn't have to buy the magazine. That's how niggas had to do it back in the day to get cheat codes. Shit was so funny back in the day.
Starting point is 01:18:22 It's so astonishing to me today. Nigga, we had to go to the supermarket and right down the Chico to the back of the gaming magazines. Altered Beast, never played it No I never broken I break controllers now The sticks on them And that's the only thing that breaks on them
Starting point is 01:18:58 The sticks But now no controllers ever Like out of rage now, but just playing the games now, the sticks get fucked up. So like once, no, about two times a year,
Starting point is 01:19:19 I got to get a new controller or you'll get stick drift and shit. So I'm not a Resident Evil fan. I think I played one because I was four. I was never into, not only that game, but that style. The only RPG, I don't like RPGs. The only RPG I ever liked was Kessin. Because it was more involved at the time of a RPG game. Kessin and Kessin 2.
Starting point is 01:19:51 You wouldn't know about those games, but those were the only RPGs I was into at the time. Never played NFL Quarterback Club 164. Don't want to let you get it to see video game did you have to do what was it up down left right abac abb to do the blood code and the rumor well was it a rumor no it wasn't rumor that that reverse was the nudity code but they that wasn't but they came out with a game where a chick's fatality Was she sure tits the eyes would pop out you do something. I Don't know enough of the video game talked out
Starting point is 01:20:37 All right, the Delia thing So Delia literally got cancelled Once again, let's check out... There was an actual fucking news story about it. It takes a very cursory Google search of his name. His name is Bruce and it's all bad.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Hayley Johnson, a local comedian, was shocked to see the Embassy Theater announce Chris D'Elia will be performing there in the spring. Since 2020, a number of women have accused the comedian of sexual harassment, grooming, and assault. D'Elia has denied the allegations and has not been charged with any crimes. I am a sexual assault survivor, so seeing his name is usually very upsetting. Johnson isn't the only one upset. Plenty of people commented on the NBC Theater's Facebook expressing their concern.
Starting point is 01:21:43 This comment reads in part that it's simultaneously embarrassing and terrifying and that choices like this really tarnish the NBC's reputation. Another comment asks the theater to reconsider not doing the show. Johnson agrees saying bringing in figures like D'Elia can be traumatizing for sexual assault victims. I can't imagine wanting to bring those people. She's a comedian. First of all, she looks older than D'Elia. She's a comedian in a way at 20.
Starting point is 01:22:23 My nigga selling weed on the couch was a rapper. No, you're not. You never sold a ticket. You're not a comedian. And he wasn't charged or convicted of anything. Well, I accused this cunt of assaulting me, so now you can't work there. It's so weird why they would cancel this.
Starting point is 01:22:50 If he sold the tickets too. I would go to this cunt. Alright. Well, this is a theater. We don't want him here. Well, can you sell the tickets? No? Then shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:23:08 She's a ginger with a royal hair thing she's not trans but she's probably poly non-binary I don't even know the new words anymore there's always some shit like that uh oh she's probably I can guarantee you not funny she's got a nose ring she's 48 could you imagine if she was really 22
Starting point is 01:23:41 but she's gotta be like 48 openly to pay them to come to your town, it's terrifying. Other theaters listed on D'Elia's tour, like the DeVos Performance Hall in Grand Rapids, are also receiving backlash. And some theaters, like the Miller Theater in Augusta, Georgia, turned their comments off on the post. Johnson says she hopes the Embassy Theater reconsiders and is more diligent moving forward. I know that we can't know everyone's history, but if we can know their history...
Starting point is 01:24:13 What do you don't know? He wasn't charged or convicted. And that choices like this... So fu- like who would care? Who has time in their life to care who the fuck wicked if you told me David Duke was doing a rally next door to me really why I wouldn't give a fuck. What do you care? What the fuck do you care?
Starting point is 01:24:54 This shit's so weird to me, man. And this is just her trying to get clout off of his name. But you're not funny. Delia is a weirdo though, but if he sold the ticket to do the theater show, who cares? We've got to watch
Starting point is 01:25:23 a set. What was her name, by the way? Hold on. It's only a minute long. We gotta get her name. We gotta watch a set. It takes a very cursory Google search of his name. His name, news, and it's all bad. Haley Johnson.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Haley Johnson. By the way, nice comedian name. John Smith. Haley Johnson, the most generic fucking name ever. You ginger cunt. Hold on, I'm going to try and find Haley Johnson stand-up. We gotta see. We gotta see we gotta see it is
Starting point is 01:26:09 which way do you think she spells it with a wire I I'm going I Haley Johnson dead space there's a Dead Space character. I'm going to stand up. Black chick. None of her. Anisha Johnson. What? Okay. her Anisha Johnson what okay maybe I'll spell it with a Y hey like hey Lee Johnson stand up.
Starting point is 01:27:11 Wait, Haley Johnson as Phyllis Diller. That's from six years ago, but that looks weird. Please welcome Phyllis Diller. Could this be her? Wait, this might be her. This actually might be her. Did you find anything? If you do, link it to me. This might be her, though.
Starting point is 01:27:43 The only Haley Johnson This might be her I don't know if it is Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Phyllis Diller Now I know what you saw but this is from 2017 so you can imagine damn near eight years ago stand-up comedy is that her by the way she just stand-up comedy. Is that her?
Starting point is 01:28:48 By the way, she just, this is just proving how easy stand-up is to get the retards, the masses just to go, the easiest thing ever comedy-wise.
Starting point is 01:29:07 I don't know if this is her, but this pretty much is her. Imagine the Chris D'Elia thing, with the no-lose ring and the glasses, fucking 2017, so... seven years later. I know you look at me and think I've given up. I have not given up. And then seven years later... Is that her? I think that's her you know I'll just see my there's only three minutes I think this is her I mean I think this is this video was shot is it is this her cuz the thing
Starting point is 01:30:41 I'm playing from 2017 is that her The other night Fang asked me for a kiss. Found out why. And chapped lips. I'm telling you. Would you believe I won center at a beauty pageant? Me, I know. I don't know what I would do. Who in the chat said she's not low-key a cutie? In any way, she's a whore.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Whore. You realize this is not my own chest. It's a transplant. In any way, they were horrors. She wanted me to contact her dead uncle Brett. Finally she insisted I try on a certain dress. She said, the madame's dress is going to make you look so sexy it'll give your husband ideas. I said, why? Does the brain come with it? And then she got a collapse. That's how easy stand-up is. That's how easy stand-up is. I went out over to the perfume shop, told the lady I wanted to buy something sexy and
Starting point is 01:32:19 catch a man. You ready? She told me to put a rope and a gun. By the way, she killed a lot harder than Delia's special, Shab's special, and Lucia Gomez's special. I grew up in the midst of the greatest sexual revolution. What do you know, I ended up on the losing side. So this is This is the chick complaining Getting Chris D'Elia will be performing there in the spring. Since 2020, a number of women have accused the comedian of sexual harassment, grooming, and assault. D'Elia has denied the allegations and has not been charged with any crimes. I am a sexual assault survivor, so seeing his name is usually very upsetting.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Johnson isn't the only one upset. Plenty of people commented on the NBC Theater's Facebook expressing their concern. This comment reads in part that it's simultaneously embarrassing and terrifying and that choices like this really tarnish the NBC's reputation. Another comment asks the theater to reconsider not doing the show. Johnston agrees saying bringing in figures like D'Elia can be traumatizing for sexual assault victims. I can't imagine wanting to bring those people openly
Starting point is 01:33:52 to pay them to come to your town. It's terrifying. Other theaters listed... It's terrifying. By the way, this cunt's the biggest leftist. Somebody bat someone over the head, she'd be like, Well, you know, there should be no bail or anything. What?
Starting point is 01:34:30 I wouldn't believe this shit if these were the biggest rich Republican wives on earth or like this filth around here. You could have no crime or anything. This cunt's probably like, well they murdered and raped that girl because they're poor and black so fuck you, you liar and whatever. But yeah. Did on D'Elia's tour, like the DeVos Performance Hall in Grand Rapids, are also receiving backlash. And some theaters, like the Miller Theater in Augusta, Georgia, turn their comments off on the post. Johnson says she hopes the Embassy Theater reconsiders and is more diligent moving forward.
Starting point is 01:35:01 I know that we can't know everyone's history, but if we can know their history... You don't know his history. He wasn't charged or convicted. He was accused. Like, they accuse you of being a pedophile. They'll no longer hire you. I accuse you of being a pedophile.
Starting point is 01:35:19 I don't understand what the value is. You pedophiled me. That chick. She looked like she would. So look at you being a pedophile so now you can own the work. What? Don't bring that in.
Starting point is 01:35:41 Okay. So. Okay, so... out her stand up? I think we found it. I don't know if that was her officially. Where's the AIU stuff? We still on Gavin shit. Sexual assault survivors and listeners. Of course.
Starting point is 01:36:31 Now it's not that Del only one in touch her I mean the fact they did a news report about it is that now she's gonna she's just trying to make a name for herself to be honest with you and you're gonna near a local news thing what she's just trying to make a name for herself, to be honest with you. And she's got a local news thing, but she's been doing it for how many years and never sold anything. It doesn't really matter, but the easiness to make the gaggle of dummies fucking clear in the crowd. Alright, but Brendan Shaw, I haven't checked this out yet, so I wanted to check this out. They're going to talk
Starting point is 01:37:15 conspiracies on their fighter and the kid and I want to check this out. There. Since Calvin quit his conspiracy show with Sam Tripoli, he says, fuck you, Tripoli.
Starting point is 01:37:28 Uh, the nigga who held him down when he got canceled, he said, fuck you. Uh, I'm talking about his job. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Great thing to tie your shit to, stupid. By the way, earlier in this, this cocksucker Brendan Schaub actually talked about the UFC lawsuit when he lost the lawsuit to me. Schaub is almost as bad as Luis J. Gomez. Luis J. Gomez
Starting point is 01:38:12 is fucking god awful at stand-up. And playing video games. So the fact that Luis J. Gomez does a video gaming stream is shocking to me. We're friends on Xbox, The fact that Luis G. Gomez does a video gaming stream is shocking to me. We're friends on Xbox. I mean, you got a PC.
Starting point is 01:38:34 Um, it's our new thing. I'm friends with him and his son on Xbox and Fortnite thing. He's terrible at Call of Duty or whatever. Um... You gotta be, he's terrible at Call of Duty or whatever. That nigga's got awful at stand-up too. But I gotta, you know, I gotta run Lewis's point. I gotta make him do this. He didn't make him do that.
Starting point is 01:39:02 He started a podcasting network. Not your stand-up you deny that skill it's nothing in our funny you know I'm the stand-up skill and yours is just as bad as job uh yeah that was okay it was freaking when'd you go chin i was there near that time new chick shops fucking the intern he fired he fired george's shit the ugliest looking the bitch looked like the witcher from Eastwick. She come... Noodle straps, titty spot shop.
Starting point is 01:39:50 So fuck this shit. And that girl put her... This orange dick. He so fucked this shit, though. The ugliest chick ever. You know, what's found in the water tank. Oh, my God. That whole thing. I bet they all took a turn. was found in the water tank. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:40:05 I bet they all took a turn. I bet there would be this chick. First she had to fuck this nigga Chin with his two inch Chinese dick. Cal was probably too busy and then Sha was like, I gotta go to MB.
Starting point is 01:40:21 Who works as an intern for a podcast that has no views? I was by myself. I don't want to drive back. The water had a weird taste. Yeah, people drink dead body water. I think it's like...
Starting point is 01:40:41 It's up for sale. And she ended up being disoriented. She just fell in the water tank. Did they actually find out why she was in there? No, it's one of the biggest conspiracies. They don't know because she got off her medication, and then they see she's on an elevator, and she's scared.
Starting point is 01:40:57 That was the scariest part. She's scared, but again, they don't know if she's hallucinating or what because she had bipolar. But the elevator doors didn't close. The elevator doors weren't closed. She kept hitting the button when it closed. And then when they find her in the water tower,
Starting point is 01:41:09 there's like a small Asian girl. The water tank, not a tower, retard. The ability for her to break the lock and open, it doesn't make sense. Or just lifting it. But then I think there was like something that happened later where there's a way to get in. But still, it's incredible.
Starting point is 01:41:24 Also, her drowning, the thing's not like full of water so you just float to the bottom do your thing it's hard to drown yourself so it was like half full and then she went i'm not a junkie it's it's never solved it still hasn't been solved how do i do it all with a little. And to support my family's immune health, I choose Airborne. There's a whole documentary on that. So Bill Maher came out and he said that she wore that to work
Starting point is 01:41:55 because she was told to because Shab's going to fuck her. What chick wears that top to work? Especially this, which is from East Face. Cunt. Spaghetti spaghetti strap your tips popping out shop is in the mood that chicky's like i don't care about i really don't care about anything it's but it's just hilarious to me. Then it keeps it going with appeals
Starting point is 01:42:26 and shit, so I have to comment on this. Still. Just end in his own. He truly believes I would show you the new chick we're following. I can't show you though, because she shows her titties. The chick on compound media. Oh, she's my new favorite.
Starting point is 01:43:00 People are now like self-diagnosing themselves. Niggas don't know what I'm talking about. Mental issues. But it's really just like life. Yes. And there's a video. Social media pushes this narrative and, you know, athletes push this narrative now. He actually at one point even blames like Elmo because like I guess Elmo was on social media and was like how's everybody doing and Bill's like it's getting ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:43:28 So they made her dress like this. Now like saying something like became a suicide hotline for people to just go respond there. So as an intern would you ever show up with your tits popping out as an intern? What is this? Shab is already fucking this chick. The son of the sexy. He's done the woman. I don't have bigger lips than Jay-Z.
Starting point is 01:44:02 I ain't got big lips. Not bigger than Jay-Z. I got big lips though. I Jay-Z. I ain't got big lips. Not bigger than Jay-Z. I got big lips, though. I am black. I am... I'm African, motherfucker. Deal with my big lips. I don't know if I agree with that, but...
Starting point is 01:44:20 Her tits do look nice. All she has is tits. And I ain't nice at all. They're not big or anything. They look nice. Because you're probably popping them out as an intern because you have to for a job. And he's in his swag mode.
Starting point is 01:44:37 He's like, all right, baby. You're a new intern in a shop, and I don't go home. I don't do stand-up anymore, but I got to travel. We're going to travel together. And you're going to come with me to shoot a video. That's his new thing. She has to come with me to shoot one truck video.
Starting point is 01:44:59 Which I don't give a fuck. That's your scam, nigga. Yeah, that's what you're doing. How would his wife allow him to nigga if I talk to a chick on xbox my wife's gonna love her this nigga
Starting point is 01:45:15 he's done doing the stand up but yeah it's also it's just like you know I know people there's some people with actual mental health and then some people just use it as an excuse you know but you get social capital now for sharing and being know you're so brave so that's why people coming out with it now same thing with some of this transgender movement, you know,
Starting point is 01:45:46 like not all of you are transgender, but you get social credit and you're so brave and you get eyeballs and views. So same thing. I literally, you see athletes come out with it all the time. At the end of the day, it's like everyone has ups and downs. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:45:59 correct. You know, it's like, you know, once they hear it, but it's like, Oh, men in the fifties or the nineties,
Starting point is 01:46:04 you know, get, put your boots on and get to the nineties, you know, get, put your boots on and get to work. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Starting point is 01:46:08 when's the last time you like met someone who didn't say I have anxiety issues. I have ADHD. I have, you know, like, well, it's life.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Yeah. I have life problems. I don't say that, you know, I may have depression or anxiety. I'm not telling you I have the fucking issues like that. It's just, you have days.
Starting point is 01:46:24 Fuck off. Yeah. I still, I got, I got bills to pay and kids fuck off. or anxiety i'm telling you i have the issues like that it's just you have days off yeah i still i got i got bills to pay and kids off go yourself i invited in something you gotta get you gotta get to work you gotta get to work you know i expect oh by the way good digged out the that child that. I think this was dropped last night. He was like, Yo, wear that sexy shit. I'm gonna come in in some black shit. I'm not gonna wear my weirdo
Starting point is 01:46:53 goofy clothes. Shove fucked this chick last night. You know, wear that goofy shit. You know what I mean? Oh, sh, fuck that guy. They only
Starting point is 01:47:06 gave her fucking four inches of pleasure. Green man, but, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:13 Shop, fuck that chick. That night, from, how long do you think the shop
Starting point is 01:47:21 goes? Eight minutes? Is it eight minutes? I eight minutes is dope. Inside this hideous thing, which is an Easter egg. What do you mean? Her face is like, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:47:40 Oh, you wanna win? That's what I heard. And definitely he did go in. He just stuck you to that pod. When she's like, oh, you went in. He didn't even do it. It's so corny. But, yeah, yeah. Eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, eze, Yeah, I'm doing it. I guess,'t know. I don't know. I said it in the chat, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:48:56 I don't know. I don't know. Where the hell are the words? I don't know. I don't know. Ere eo aile orezh, ar c'holl ar c'holl. Ar c'holl ar c'holl, ar c'holl ar c'holl, ar c'holl ar c'holl. Eo t'hozhozhozhozhoz. It's too high. Clip it for later, my guy. Clip it, put it down, make a lettering jacket. Is my face purple? Is it purple?
Starting point is 01:50:12 It fits my face, but it's purple instead sitting purple. Okay, look, it's Saturday night. He's watching me. Wow. Look, this is why I am me. Saturday night, I'm't watch me. I am the first half of it, all the other ones, and then it's gone. And then it's just, the lightning hill. And then the lightning hill's gone. And YouTube said we kinda fucked up.
Starting point is 01:51:37 Dude, that lightning hill's gone. Which annoys me, because it's set in a light, everyone's loved that light. So, it almost made me lie, I don't know, 3,000 people. which annoys me because I said it like everyone thought I would be live 3000 people and that's gone and they said they can't bring that back which is on me and deleted and clean the associated channel so like I had no videos to bring it back, so I kind of get their logic, but I don't really get it, but I'm thinking that email's gone, or I guess it's gone. They said an email is gone because I was looking at how it took two years to get the main channel back. Oh, they did their technical show in that one?
Starting point is 01:52:47 And I did a thing and they said technically that was taken down in the social media. Apparently the live streaming is gone. Because I did bring up that point, it's just gone. I don't know. I don't think these you know, whatever, you know, it's so dormant, my job, I did nothing, I don't work for it, and it chews it like a piece of shit, channel just came back. And it was viewed properly, which is weird. Well, I got to build it up again, but not really,
Starting point is 01:53:42 I already had 20,000 subs, but, it's not even in really I already had 20,000 subs but I started doing the video and said uh whatever a thousand subs and I gotta smoke weed too but I'm about to get hot you know see what I'm about to smoke I don't even know. I got this, right? You see this? And the buds inside, you see those buds? I shit. I smoke weed now.
Starting point is 01:54:19 I don't get retarded, drunk all night. I'm not hurting, I'm not hurting. I'm not done, I'm not hurting. No one done night, I don't earn a thing, I don't get done, I don't get no one donated once again to fuck all these, no one donated anything, and I make a life again maybe three months from now. Fuck you all. I don't know why I don't go live. I don't know why. I promise you, I will not go live for more than two months. What more do you going to do?
Starting point is 01:55:07 Ugh, I don't know. I don't know. I have so much shit I'm going to do all of a sudden. Yep. Food, I don't know what I'm going to do. Fuck you. I'll never go live pretty much again.
Starting point is 01:55:23 Two months from now I'm not going to live, man. Fuck you. I'll never go live pretty much again. Two months from now, I'll never go live again. Fuck, I'll be... I'll be always here. Is that pedophile Hacks in here? That Hacks guy is a convicted pedophile on a in the chat you learn is you make the pedophile I will be destroying a person tonight. I didn't realize it yet, but I will be destroying a person tonight. They don't realize it yet, but I will be. The worst person on fucking earth.
Starting point is 01:56:55 We will do it. Not yet, though. A while from now. I'm going to check out that a wee bit later. But yeah, what is good? Ooh, Emma actually live. Hold on. Oh, yeah. All right. We're're live again I'm back Forrestu
Starting point is 01:57:31 Alright, so Wait, I thought I just seen Brendan Shabzak's producer, Kat, no Some Chinese bitch and a young turd. Two lives in one day? Yeah, nigga. I've talked to Ashley Cummings before. She's a whack job.
Starting point is 01:57:58 The fact she's doing a live stream took me a... She's a whack job, though. She exposed Whitney Cummings for being a rich kid. They're both rich kids. That she exposed Whitney Cummings for being a rich kid they're both rich kids that's why Anthony Cummings is a rich kid but she's a fucking whack job
Starting point is 01:58:11 what do I talk to her about she's Whitney Cummings' sister and watching Red Bar like you're a nut and I have talked to her before years ago. And the fact that she was reduced to watching
Starting point is 01:58:29 fucking Red Bar shit, it's kind of sad, but, yeah. Yeah. Alright, someone I want to watch tonight. A little fucking bottle I'm drinking a bottle of fucking some Bacardi Zombie shit oh, I'm gonna go crazy tonight
Starting point is 01:59:02 alright, if these niggas wanna drink, we're gonna drink I'm gonna show these niggas want to drink we're gonna drink I'm gonna show these niggas how to drink. Yeah Why does it keep saying the chat ready to display messages? Right, where'd it go? Why is the chat in the thing not working? Hold on. Work now chat box. I can read them. They go live so show me the chat. If anyone's chatting
Starting point is 01:59:53 So far we got 24 people 25 I just went live now bring it it a Guy fight to private officer I've been obsessed with watching these Twitter fucking fight videos. I did kind of get a nice nap in. These fucking people won't stop though. I don't like that fight one. Sorry, what a ignorant-ass, fat, cross-eyed, cunt and pussy doesn't work in annoying the shit out of me, so... I need a video real quick. Annoyed, and she's gonna drink all night, but I tell her to look at her and I gotta drink all night shit really goes down
Starting point is 02:00:47 but um yeah whatever I'm about to smash this cunt's phone and you're not going to have a phone tomorrow you fucking cunt Good night. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Outro Music Thanks for watching!

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