The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub steals Yewneeks Bit? Greg "Opie" Hughes doing fake stunts?Cumia on Steven Crowder hypocrisy and Howard Stern Lameness! Stuttering John update?!!!!!

Episode Date: January 29, 2023

Opie still trying to go viral doing lame bits. Some urban woman beats his window. Anthony Cumia reviews Steven Crowder and Dave Landau Sketch.  Proves there "slavery" hypocrisy! Gavin and Anthony break down Howard's "cool and jab" hysteria!  Reviewing the Tyre Memphis body cam footage! Fat cops stinnnnk! Alice Hamilton is sad and unfunny! Brendan Schaub drinks on stream. WHATS THE DEAL WITH FILIPINOS? THEY SPANISH OR CHINESE??? Sam Tripoli and Bryan Callen discuss operation Northwoods. Mersh still stinnnks? Meagan Movie talk. John melendez in hiding?

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jesus christ how pathetic is that Only has 900 views. Jesus Christ. How pathetic is that? I'm trying to decide if this is real or not. This clip right here. Uh, yeah. It's about damn time. Come on, you know you secretly love the new Lizzo song, don't you? What's going on, everybody?

Welcome to my live stream from the car. It's alternate side of the street parking day. So, you know, for the next hour and a half, I sit here like a lump. And the street sweeper hasn't been on the street in weeks. I got the local knowledge. So I might have to just sit here for an hour and a half for no damn good reason. Just so the city could catch people in, well, not in their cars. Catch. Now, I'm wondering. Is this real?

Because I know Opie, when he does his Opie and NYC shit, pays people to do shit. Although, that didn't seem paid. That bitch actually seemed annoyed. Is she a great actress? Or did he pay for that? Can I remember when he paid for the fat bitch to do the McDonald's skits and shit?

Everyone's saying it's not real. I agree. But this bitch is an amazing actress. They should have put her in the Orange is the New Black. Back in the oranges and new black it's about damn time come on you know you secretly love the new lizzo song don't you what's going on everybody welcome to my live stream from the car it's alternate side of the street parking day so you know for the next hour and a half I sit here I got a respect if it is fake the commitment

this woman is putting in there like a lump and the street sweeper hasn't been on this street in weeks I got the local knowledge So I might have to just sit here for an hour and a half for no damn good reason Just so the city could catch people in in It's about damn time It's about damn time. I don't pay me. So she did something

horrible. I'm supposed to pay her. Is this a scam? I don't know. No one watches his Facebook Live thing. You think it's fake? I think it's fake? I think it's fake, too. Come on, you know you secretly love the new Lizzo song, don't you? What's going on, everybody?

Welcome to my live stream from the car. It's alternate side of the street parking day. So, you know, for the next hour and a half i sit here like a lump and the street sweeper hasn't been on this street in weeks i got the local now amazing acting job by a woman. But Opie's still paying his checks, and my Opie went in my car. Opie live on the NYC streets. Are we still doing this, Opie? No!

Very upset and awkward. He looks like Joe Biden in the face. I'm not mumbling already. This is his viral clip. It got 900 reviews. So yeah, the Oats are killing it! Yeah! You're gonna go mentally ill panicking now. No, you're not mentally ill.

It's not panicking. I'm a chick, a way better chick than a fat chick. I'm gonna OVP that fat chick. Like, fall down. That bitch was a horrible actress this bitch was like she was like a Puerto Rican not an Obie

now the fact that Obie doesn't realize he hired a Puerto Rican chick to be mad at him is hilarious to me in it's own way but yeah don't ever call me Kai hilarious to me in its own way. But yeah. Don't ever call me Kai.

I used to fuck some chick in high school whose ex-boyfriend's name was Kai. I'd assume it was Kyle, but she called him Kai for short. Never call me Kai! You're calling Kyle'll fucking ban you. My name is Kai-o. Get the L out.

Never call me Kai. Ech. Yeah All right, I didn't know that's fake or real um Columbia and the Steven Crowder thing and oh boy. I'm gonna say watch your ass Cuz I was Steven Crowder on Tim Pool and Tim Pool just sucking that asshole not really challenging I guess I had to watch what

I'm not a fan of Steven Crowder this whole back and forth between questions and what mainly for the Steven Crowder thing This whole back and forth between... I don't have any questions. Mainly, for the Steven Crowder thing, that's extremely lame. I've known Crowder's are lame, like Komiya.

Well, I haven't seen this, but I would assume Komiya, since Crowder stole his co-host might come up with the same thought I had he recorded the phone call and during a 10 building he's like now it's moved on to further 50 million but now it moved on to a recorded

phone call well yeah that's the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. And by the way, you aren't running from your first argument or your third argument. Stop mentioning it at the second one. You're also in all three of the phases. And I said it at the time, I didn't get what his point was. I get his point. It's not going to start a media company

that doesn't get monetized or bigged up, so you're going to lose? What the fuck was his point? And he'll never admit he set out to do this in a very gay way whatever I mean uh daily wire and Crowder um well one thing that kind of stuck out when I was watching all this stuff was um Crowder oh I think does good stuff but Crowder, who I think does good stuff, but Crowder complained that he, in the negotiations and the meetings, they're talking about, I don't know, the media team and the daily,

I'm not 100% correct on this, but the media team on Daily Wire said, oh, we can promote your stuff. We have three people on the media team. And Stephen's like, well, I got one. He's the best. His name's Carl. Well, lo and behold, the Daily Wire behind Stephen's

back reached out... By the way, true fact right here. Stephen Crowder and Ben Shapiro did not support Trump in 2016. Neither of them did. Fun fact.

To Carl. To Recruiting. Does that, uh, anything, uh, seem familiar to you? It's, you know, it's the business. I don't know why people get so surprised when someone talks behind someone's back. Although that's why bitches love me. Because they assume I can eat pussy amazing. And I can't. Yes, I do got lips for sucking cups.

That's why I got more pussy than you, Juan. Goes to grab someone. Someone hears something's got more pussy than you, homeowner. Goes to grab some, someone hears something's good from here, so they grab it, they do. It's not a surprising thing. This is the business that we're in.

This is what happens. You could be pissed, you could be, you know, resentful, you could want revenge, but don't be surprised if that shit surprises you. Wow. You got a long way to fucking go, uh, in this business because, uh, it's business as usual.

So of course they're going to hear that his guy is great and he depends on this guy. So of course the person trying to, or, or the organization trying to get that guy will go behind his back and try to snag the good things that he has so he comes over like they want him to. It's what it is. Jews. Jews. Right, Drew?

They stole my sir and John, Robin. Hoo-hoo. Hoo-hoo, Robin. Thank you, sir. right drew they stole my sir john robin who who robin uh thank you sir we'll be talking more about the crowder situation um because it is a kind of an ongoing thing uh i saw something the other day i i was like oh someone sent me a video it's stephen crowder and dave landau and other and they're doing a bit. Remember when Colin Kaepernick said, tried to equate the NFL with slavery? Well, they did a bit where I guess Steven was hanging up on a tree like Kaepernick,

and he's talking about how he's being treated like a slave while all they're doing is offering him more and more money. It's funny. Dave Landau's like the plantation owner with a whip and shit. And this obviously was well before the recent circumstances between the Daily Wire and Crowder. But you're watching, oh, oof, it's exactly what's going on. He says some things, whereas I was watching, I'm like, wait, he said that.

As Crowder, you're saying it as Kaepernick in the bit, but you're saying it is Crowder. If you can find that, please find that one. It's been pretty popular of late. Also, here's another one. Compared the NFL to slavery in his new Netflix special. We just have so much to cover because our first day back on YouTube here. He suggested that the NFL combine is...

You know what? I can't even describe it to you. I could tell you that he compared it to slavery. It's worse. But it's not that he... He didn't say in some way it's comparable to slavery in the sense that we're locked down in these contracts. No, it's an episode of...

It's roots with a naked gun afro. That's what it is. Yeah, and Frederick Douglass got a great deal from Reebok. Right, yes. Does Crowder not know? It's not even the secretly recorded thing.

You planned this out. This was your mission. Holy shit. This was your mission. Holy shit. This was your mission? Is the word stick to opposition? Or it'll be the opposite of daily wire with a bunch of nobodies who can't get monetized. What was his point?

Is that in the contract? All right, here you go. Here's the Netflix clip. Before they put you on the field. Oh, wait. No, I don't want to see that. I just want to see the point where he's. I still believe that Afro is fake.

Did they? Okay, they got their bit. I think. Yeah. I want to hear you say what your sign-in bonus is. That's what my mama said. Your sign-in bonus is $20 million. Lando.

I want to hear you say it, boy. $50. $50. Is Lando even still on that show? Is Lando even still on Steven Crowder? If you're willing to do a contract extension Is he? You might be able to offer Red bar is Tay-Sachs disease

30 Ahhhh Ahhhh Lord God. Help that boy. Get him a flex deal with a point on the merchandising back end. All right, boy. I'm not promising anything.

And really, I shouldn't even be saying this, but the best we can do is 35 million. And that is absolutely the best we can offer. But I can probably get you another five as a performance bonus. Look at Kumio proud and his boy used to work when Crowder stole him from him. Isn't Landau still on there though? I would assume so, I don't know though.

If you get us to the post season, I want to hear you say it. Oh no, no. What's your sign and bonus? Landau was the first faggot who tried taking down my channel before Brendan Schaub. He didn't go through in suing me, but he tried.

$35 million. I'll be right back. Say it again. Say it so we all can hear. $35 million. With a $5 million performance bonus if I take the team to postseason. Aye. That's a good quarterback.

Dude, it's literally what they were talking about. He said this contract is a slave contract. He held up the Daily Wire contract and was like, yeah, this, the conditions on it. And then we found out it was, by the way, it was a $50 million contract. $50 million with another $25 million added on for two years. So it really is not a good look when you can pull up a bit that they did relatively recently,

and you are now the guy hanging in the tree, and the Daily Wire is Dave Landau, and you don't have to change any dialogue. It's not a good look, is all I'm saying. It evokes words like hypocrisy. So I don't know. I found that very funny, though. Someone sent that to me, and I'm like, and I thought they were goofing on the current situation. I didn't even know, because it's so relevant to that.

And then I saw the NFL hat on land. I'm like, oh, wait, that's supposed to be Colin Kaepernick. Oh, shit. Oh, it's him. Oh, fuck. Put out the beard. So, yeah. I've

said it here before, I believe. Briefly. 50 million, yeah. He's demonetized. crowder is demonetized on all the major platforms i honestly don't know how crowder makes his money i don't know because uh companies that stream and pay you for having a shitload of money aren't paying him so it doesn't even matter how many fans you have or how many views your video has if you don't make any money for it so when someone offers you 50 million dollars to do that and then says, well, just don't fuck shit up on Twitter or anything. Yeah.

Like Spotify, given Rogan, what I hear now is $200 billion. And then people got pissed off at Joe. They're like, oh, we won't have this guest on. They cut these videos from the feed. Now, when someone hands you $200 million or someone hands you $50 million, we'll keep both of these situations in the light here, you're probably going to have to make some concessions. By the way, I want to say two parts to the Tim Pool thing. If Tim Pool never said to Steven Crowder Candace Owens' point about not gay

Jared, then Tim Pool, go fuck yourself. You made that nigga sign an NDA. Why? We don't know. Nor do we care. We assume you're in a business. What are you doing? It's crybaby shit now? Again, it's part of the business.

It's not necessarily selling business. It's not necessarily selling out. It's not being a pussy or a faggot. You just, no one hands you $200 million or $50 million to just continue exactly what you've been doing. Exactly. They want a little say in it. They might want to tweak a thing or two. And now that's totally up to you. Are you going to take it and tweak?

Or are you going to say, no thanks, I'll just continue what I'm doing and hope at some point I can make as much money as you're offering me. Crowder, I put him in the damaged goods category with a lot of other people, me included, of course, Gavin. I don't think Crowder's damaged himself as much. He might have over the past weekend. I know he started talking about Jews.

That's never good. So I don't know if Crowder, if he would be able to make that much money. Now, I heard he was making $25 million a year. My God. And when they offer him them 50 million over four years with another 25 or so over the next two years which is six total i gotta think well obviously you wouldn't even you wouldn't even look at that deal you don't even look at that deal you're making you know

a hundred million dollars in four years if you make 25 million a year why would you take 50 billion 25 million over four years so i tend not to believe uh that he's making that kind of money that the red and again i don't know how he makes his money. If he was able to monetize every platform he's on, yeah, do it up. I know people that make fucking fortunes doing that. But he said it himself that he doesn't make that. He can't make money off of YouTube. He can't make money off of name things.

You can go to Rumble. You can do other things. But you're just not going to get the money that you're getting off of the mainstream streaming site rumble is not a real site it's a site that does fake numbers to say hey we're rumble come here we won't pay anything but we'll say you got a million people then it wasn't rumble the one rogan called out he's like i don't have seven million subscribers and I never even signed up. That's scam site rumble. Wasn't that the one?

So knowing what I know and not knowing what I don't know, I would have to say that seems... You've got a million people watching you. We're not going to pay you a penny, but they can donate to you. They can do that on YouTube anyway. Seems like a pretty good deal deal the only alternative that will work is a site like youtube but those will never pop up because youtube was owned by google and again the concessions that they want you to make that's something you have to deal with not deal with or live with if you do uh accept their terms uh that's something you have to deal with not deal with or live with if you do accept their terms

that's your business but the idea of getting a contract that just says you do what you want it's awesome we love everything don't change a thing here's 50 million dollars that shit doesn't exist. Hell, motherfucker. I got a tickle in my throat. That contract does not exist. And it wasn't even a contract. That's the fucked up thing. The second Crowder brought it up, that was an offer.

That was an offer. There's a big difference between a contract and an offer that was an offer there's a big difference between a contract and an offer an offer means you read it and then you send it back to them but crotter planned this shit like a year ago it's extremely gay he's extremely gay he's not funny i don't mind him, but like I said, he didn't support Trump in 2016, but now he's worried about the big con, are you? He's trying to do his own little network, which is fine. But he secretly recorded his friend on a phone call and still lost the argument, too.

That's how much of a faggot Steven Crowder is. He secretly recorded his friend and still lost the argument. Like, what we... His friend, who didn't know he was being recorded, made perfect fucking sense. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah, we gave you over $50 on like the thing, the 25% and...

Some changes. To look at it as an offer and then lose your mind on your show for the people that sent it to you, especially when it includes the likes of $50 million. I don't know. I don't see that as a smart move. And I think Crowder's a very smart guy. I think he's a very smart guy. No, I don't.

He's also got something that they want. He's highly motivated. He does a lot of ballsy things. That whole prove me wrong thing he did at college campuses. Awesome. He's just one of these guys that has a talent for this

and yeah he should be compensated for it. But like I said there's no deal you sign where it's everything you love and money deal you sign where it's everything you love and money and you sign it and the world is all gravy. You got to make concessions with every fucking deal. And again, that's

not selling out and it's not being a pussy. That's business. It's the fucking business. E-Rock, where'd he go? He's going to comment on something. I saw E-Rock comment. No matter what you think of a guy, E-Rock. Where'd he go? He's going to comment on something. I saw E-Rock comment. Slavo. No matter what you think of the guy, he fucked himself by saying, oh, I taped their phone calls.

No company's going to, even if they were interested, none of them are going to say, well, this is the kind of shenanigans that he's going to pull. Okay, I didn't hear that. Yeah, he played a cassette tape. He had one of those little 80s cassette tape player things. And he's like, oh, I taped part of the phone call of him talking to somebody from the Daily Wire. And he was playing on the show like this was his big fucking truth bomb.

You can't do that. You got owned in your secret audio. But the fact that you were recording your friends on the phone. I said this the other night, but the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. And the fact that Tim Pool had him on

and he referenced it expecting Tim Pool to ask a question maybe he did, I didn't see the entire live stream, I just seen the clips they put up, but I doubt he did. But what the fuck is that about? Am I going to AA? No, I'm high as fuck.

And I plan to get higher. I get high, high, high, high, high. Yeah, there's no way they'd even come back with another offer at that point. I don't know what the Texas rules are with, I guess you could tape one side. Even if the law is like you're allowed to record one side, what company is going to take a call from a member again? I was just talking legally. Yeah.

Like I'm talking, can he actually, you know, be liable for just taping it? No. I know absolutely you would fuck yourself With whatever company You don't reveal that And not just that company, any company would look and go Let's see how he handled that offer Alright, let's just not send the offer Can we rip that up, please?

Yeah, the clip's out there, you can see it Hold on, Dave Landau calling Yeah, Dave Hi, everybody We're pretty Still pissed at Dave though for leaving full up over here now

remember when I called that three months before it happened on the old channel we'll get back after the lawsuit remember when I dropped the video Dave Landau was leaving Compound Media for Steven Crowder three months before it fucking happened.

Then everyone in the comments in that video was like, You're crazy. What are you talking about? Dave likes working with you. Three months before it happened, I fucking called it in the video. And then they confirmed each other on Bob Kelly's thing. Yeah. No, it's good yeah no no kevin brennan yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh well yeah the other thing he's gonna give up a hundred bucks a day and work with crowder i'll get back to him later i'll'll have to call you back. I'll call you back. Kevin Brennan was so mean. We're pretty full up over here now.

Yeah. Now calling. Yeah, Dave. Yeah, now we're... Hi, everybody. We're pretty full up over here now. Yeah. No, it's good.

Yeah, no. No, Kevin Brennan. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, it's good. Yeah, no. No, Kevin Brennan. Yeah, yeah. By the way, Kumi would take Landau back in a fucking second. You would take him back in a second. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

I'll get back to him later. I'll have to call you back. I'll call you back. Kevin Brennan was so mean. Well, thank you, Jared. But that's Kevin Brennan. People, what are you doing? What's the date?

Yeah. Why are we listing this old man? That was better than Hitler. Hitler's paintings were better than howard's fucking paintings oh a stern original robin oh my god i i hate listening to howard stern about once a month and yeah it gets worse and worse and worse and his brand was working class hijinks. Yeah. Fuck the system. Fuck celebrities.

Fuck all this shit. If I talk to a celebrity, I'm going to ask her if she queefs. Yeah, that's. And I'm just like, I'm a fucking tin knocker. Yeah, yeah. I'm just a random dude who happened to get on the radio. So now I'm just going to be like, hey, fuck you. Yeah, yeah.

It's sort of like I broke into fucking Walmart, and I'm like, hey. What are you doing? You know, Howard Stern was a rich radio kid who got into radio because his dad owned a radio station. There's a cleanup on aisle five. Someone shit themselves, which is great. And he created that brand in a sense. Sure.

Shock jockery. And now he's like, oh, these people who don't wear masks. Did you see the fucking clip that, I don't know how old it is or anything, when Gary DeLaBate is in another room, because they're all in separate places now. Oh, yeah. And always will be.

Find that clip, because I gave it to you last week or something. Watch this. It's fucking. And they all sold out their places. We know Shuley got the Shuley deal. That's why he left. They all got the Shuley deal, but they stayed.

You can't imagine this is the Howard Stern that you listen to in the 80s and 90s. You can't. I cannot fucking register that this is the same guy. This is pathetic. Gary should have told him to go fuck his mother and quit right there. He's such a fucking obnoxious dickbag. And it is about the COVID thing.

He's so fucking paranoid. No? Yeah, maybe. How much? So Howard's making 90 mil a year because he gave them all his archives. Yeah, I think he makes more than that, though. What? I think he makes more than.

He's making crowd money? Maybe not. Maybe it was like over the course of five. I know it was 500 million. Yeah was like over the course of five... I know it was 500 million first contract. Yeah, but over the course of many years. Over the course of five years. Oh, okay. So he's made hundreds of millions of dollars over there.

And for what? To get progressively worse and worse. Well, the reason he got so much money is because it reached chat GPT levels where we can just put it on a loop. Right, right. Sometimes it's weird when he's talking about the riots in Crown Heights. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not in the 90s, but 95% of the time it's just like farting and it goes on forever. Yeah, some of the- Question. When he dies, does the ultimate modeling go to Beth or the kids? Background, it's... He could die. You don't really think about what era it's in. He's got two stations.

There's modern Howard, and then there's the archives on a loop. Yeah. It just keeps going and going. That'll go on forever. Beth or the kids. Forever and ever. What do you think Gary, uh,

Bababooey makes? They'll be taken care of anyway, I'm just saying. When Stern dies, would you want to leave his fucking Florida thing? So, all right, Stern,

he died. He probably did a Oh I would assume I don't know A million? I can't even Would you give it to her The more Beth are your kids

We'd assume the kids But the kids have been fucking losers For 30 years. Or is there a kid in there who got a job? Maybe you want to trust Beth more with more of the wealth? You want to say my kid's got enough wealth? That's what I'm wondering. See, I'm too close to the situation in the business.

And I would think it's a lot more than that. But it's probably what you said, maybe. Well, he's a Jew. Yeah. I know Conor McGregor doesn't pay well because he's a Scot. So cheap people are cheap no matter how much money they're making. Right. And I do believe, Howard, that the staff money had to come out of his end.

Yeah, probably. The Howard Stern show got paid this much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not like that money has to go to put on the show. And Howard would try to argue that, although we knew that was the deal. Yeah, he's probably really fucking stingy. Like, you didn't take care of the money, but they allocated this much money to pay your shit. With that shit.

Well, what he does is... Oh, you found it. Okay. Look at this. I'm on the outside. 2020. Who's in Gary's house? Lucas.

Who is he? Oh, Lucas. Lucas, I don't think you should go to school. Do you know that they're closing down school? He's already been up and back. Oh, really? And you're hugging him? I know. We were supposed to have a conversation about this. He's supposed to go get a test.

Uh-oh. Now I've got COVID and toe fungus. I know. Put on a mask, Gary, in your own home. Is that him? Is that Lucas? There he is. Where? There's Typhoid Mary. Get over here.

Now he has a mask. Lucas. Touch my headphones with your grimy fists. Can I interrupt this? Lucas, look at the fear in Gary. Oh, yeah. Gary doesn't give a fuck about COVID. No.

He's not like, oh, shit, I forgot a mask. No. He's scared of this fucking tyrannical monarch who has ran off with your head at any moment. Right, right. So he's like, oh, yeah, like a senile old man. Yeah, yeah. He's in an old folks home. And he's like, oh, they're scared of Pearl Harbor.

Ah, why is, yeah, the Japs. You can't come with me when I visit my dad. You're Japanese. He's obsessed with Pearl Harbor. Sorry, man. How about it's Gary's son. He's obsessed with Pearl Harbor. Sorry, man. How about it's Gary's son. He's coming back from college, and he gives his old man a hug. And Howard, who's a thousand miles away, is giving him shit about that.

How about fuck you? And then the kid has to put a mask on? Now in his own house? Am I going to... Cause my dad to... Yeah, yeah. Baba Booey gone because of this. Now your son is sitting there going,

I can't believe I ended your fucking decades long career. Yeah, 40 years. 40 years career. Because I fucked up by hugging you. Because I hugged my dad. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. So now you're risking, like, you're jeopardizing the friendship between a father and a son.

Right, right. This bullshit. It's unfucked. You're hugging your dad. You're kind of a fag. Look, you're- How old is this, Claire? You're home.

This was August- August 2020. 2020. The internet says he makes four million a year who does baba yeah so i could see kind of going along with it yeah all right especially for 40 years i mean he wasn't always making that but you know he's gotta think like fuck you if you want to be in your own house, because that's where they're broadcasting from at this point. I don't know what they're doing these days. But that's not K-Rock.

Well, K-Rock. That's not's house. And Howard is the ogre now that's telling Gary and his family how they should interact with each other based on his unbelievable fear, irrational fear. Wait a minute. He's making $4 million a year, right? Hold on.

Because before it says fred makes six million per contract so that might be four million for five years at howard signs all right that makes more sense right wow well let's say i I don't know, say Baba Booey has 15 million in the bank. You're good. You're not a world traveler. I don't know. I don't understand. Oh, wow.

Okay. Now, Okay, now, I'm gonna give you a hint, I'm gonna give you the difference. The difference in what you are making and shouldn't make and right now we're doing it again, all that bullshit. Baba Booey

probably made $1.5 million in a year. A lot of them were, hang on, who the hell is that, they were at the Stern Show. And they can't understand this. They ain't gonna work at Stern with any money, no. They're not gonna work at Stern with no,. No, no, we're working Stern with no money.

We pay you shit, we work at Stern. So you can do other gigs and make money out that way. And that's always been the business model. So then I guess there's never been money. And then I worked in radio, not TV money, so it was never real money. It ain't working radio, not TV money. So it was never real money. And it wasn't business money. You're not a yacht guy.

You don't like going to Morocco and gambling. Long Island, too. Yeah, you're a Long Island dude. You like collecting vinyl. Right. And talking about the latest Apple Bluetooth speakers. The kid in college, but you got enough money. That's a mill. I think you can tell Howard to fuck off at this point.

Probably could, but what's Papa Bowie going to do? Retire. What about the interest of your savings, bro? Can't retire? I have bones with your grimy fists. Lucas, I love your father. You're a great kid. Why would you come in from the outside

after you've been with your college situation? I don't understand what you just did. It was honestly just impulse. I don't understand what you just did. I don't understand what you just did. I don't understand what you just did. I don't understand what you just did. I don't understand what you just did.

I don't understand what you just did. I don't understand what you just said. Yeah, you can't, Howard. Imagine understanding a child that loves his parent and hugs them just out of impulse because they want to without thinking so much about love of a family member. What is this love bullshit? What is that? Who does that?

What were you thinking? I was thinking I love my father. And I'd love to. I haven't seen him in a while. Give him a hug. Holy shit. He has no clue. He has no clue what it's like.

What is this shit, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck off. That what it's like. What is this shit, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck off. That's cool, Gavin. What do you know? You're not Howard Stern cool. What are you doing? What are you doing with the mask?

What are you doing? What were you thinking? You want to kill everyone in the world? Typhoid Mary? Yeah, Typhoid Mary. What, do you want to be the origin of monkeypox? Can you fucking believe it? People did you just kill with that hug?

Fucking guy, you're killing our Baba Booey. I'm stunned. Hello, hello. Yeah, but you know better. I mean, you're a bright guy. You know better than to hug. We talked to you last week, and you said, I know how to be careful. Yeah, honestly, that just kind of wasn't smart.

I kind of wasn't thinking. Yeah, and why would you go off to college? I told you not to go. Why would you go off to college and then run right on the following weekend? I mean, why are you back already? Well, actually, I have to go pick up a U-Haul and get the rest of my stuff. Oh, you're still going to try this? Yeah, I'm going for it.

I like how Stern said to him, when you go to college, I got you hooked up, but he doesn't have you hooked up. What the fuck was Stern talking about right there? I will say, I'm pretty freaked out. Like, as soon as I got there, there's just 10 guys shirtless playing beer pong in our garage. Oh, my God. At this point, we were just like, oh, it's just not going to last long. You're a young guy. You might have COVID right now and be asymptomatic. You literally could have just given your father COVID, and he's no spring chicken.

Seriously. Seriously. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm very sorry. I wasn't really thinking, honestly. Coming soon, Gary's obituary. And, Lucas, Gary's already coughing. Did you just see that?

I'm being serious. He just coughed. He's mentally ill. Yes. Pause it. That is a mentally ill man right there. That is a crazy person sitting there afraid of. Crazy old Jew.

Coming soon. Your obituary. What are you doing? You come in the house and kiss your father? Why? You're going to be spreading it everywhere. He told you not to go to school. He told him not to go to school?

Shut the fuck up. Fuck off. I told you when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with every partner they ever had. Yes. Every partner those partners had. You have sex with one woman, you're having sex with hundreds of people.

You want to get AIDS? You want to get AIDS? You're crazy. He's the guy from, what was that? Oh, Creepshow. Remember the Creepshow segment in the movie, not the TV show, with the guy with bugs? Bugs.

They're all over. Bugs will creep up on you. And he would take tissue. Weugs. They're all over. Bugs don't creep up on you. And he would take tissue. We just had a jug of nights. They're not sure I was in the fucking room. Make sure everything was sterilized.

And then at the end, he gets invaded by roaches and bugs and they eat him alive from the inside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, I hope Howard gets a similar fate. He's fucking Howard Hughes. He's Howard Hughes. Yes, he is. You know, we talked about this before.

He would get his Amazon packages. They stay in a separate room. Meanwhile, all the maids can touch all the fucking COVID shit they want. Their lives are garbage. So they would get the shit and then it would sit in a room for 24 hours while the virus died.

Right, right. Dies out. His biggest fear was someone popping the air things. Yeah, the bubble wrap. Because that air is from China. Does that sound like Howard Hughes or what? COVID. First of all, if the Chinese heard that, they'd probably be like,

that is a brilliant idea. We put the COVID in the bubble wrap. I would still help us so much. I would still help the Chinese. We want to hire him. How much? 90. Okay, so of course we're gonna

shit on Brendan Schaub until I was sent this link Alice Hamilton we like the fact that you shit on Brendan Schaub and you did a whole special dedicated to Chris D'Elia this might be the saddest

cunt I've ever seen in my life she legitimately promoted this here it is this is how sad that cunt is and how funny she is and she's sharing it again sharing this again because I keep thinking about it another stand up special

by a nobody but this proves my point about stand-up. And how fucking sad and pathetic it is. Are yous ready to go down this journey of how mean I'm gonna get? I'm gonna get high and really mean on this, so prepare yourselves.

And then we're gonna watch Brendan Chubb and the Conspiracy Social Club. I gots to talk about this. So that unfunny cunt put down this link. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Ure. Good luck for yourself. Thank you very much for being here. I get it because he's paralyzed in in a wheelchair so he's naturally lazy.

I know what you're thinking you're like why it's the Walmart green girl on stage. I got fired for telling somebody goodbye. I'm happy to be here. I took like 14 months off because of COVID a couple years ago. And I don't mean to bum you off, but look at me. COVID was kind of dark. About five weeks into lockdown, my wheelchair broke and I was stuck in my room for five weeks. I'm like, damn who signed me up for quarantine premium? You know, it got kind of dark. I don't mean to bum you off, but like I called the suicide helpline because I'm too crippled to do it myself. And... I, uh... Murdering.

I... Yeah. After I... After I got my wheelchair fixed... Just to go to my point to how easy stand-up comedy is, you can stick a retard up there in a retard chair and they'll get the laughs and the claps from the commoners.

I got Alexa and I plugged it in and she told me I need speech therapy. So I immediately unplugged it. I put on a Fitbit. I put on a Fitbit. It said, don't bother. I'm like, what? I'm happy to be out doing things again though. I really am. I'm happy to be out.

It's stressful though. Like the other day I waved at somebody and they shot at me because they thought I was throwing up gang signs. Oh my God, the pity laughter. Nobody went to this. He's not gonna meet anybody. But the fact that that chick, Alice Hamilton, this is what she's

promoting, is extremely fucking sad. It sounds like me in about five minutes. Fuck you, nigga. Why don't I try to stand up? I made a group in a theater of random people laugh. It's not that hard.

Ooh, now that Shuley knows you. It's sit-down comedy? No. Alright, Brendan Schaubdinger real quick. Feel it. My mother's amazing at that. Slower vibe.

I feel like that fit your vibe, too. You want to surround fishing. If I could dream of a Super Bowl. Doing me. And then, yeah, Burroughs. TV's pop ramp. Jamal Hill, Globotex, Eric, and brothers that, in the English language, we refer to as twins. Now, Paul Feller, because I'm a Tansy McKinney, and you could see, was he like, all right,, Glover Tex, Eric, and brothers that in the English language were referred to as twins.

Now, Paul Feller, I'm with Terrence McKinney, and you could see, was he like, all right, if he's it, but you still don't. You have to scroll back up, too. Terrence McKinney, it's not that cool. It's a little disrespectful because it's MMA. It's the worst sport to battle. Now, I'm off to Naples, February. Please scroll up, too.

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he's a heavyweight so for having the skill set to submit a just gone dry it's not great so it's just like telling you has any of this is there any way we can just go to another? It's retard, which is disturbing right away. The game? You know, it's a complete nightmare. You know, Jiu-Jitsu is his Achilles heel. And then Gilbert Byrne gets on Mike. How, like, head and shoulders or someone doesn't come along and give that dude a sponsor?

I don't know. They don't have a picture of him with his hair? Come to him. Yeah, look at his little leather. Oh, yeah. It is just, and it's it's like no broken ends it might have the best in the ufc right now that thing's popping dude so he closes i do a punch ram ran when he throws he's like that's the punch man dude that what round i forget what round

it was in and then he goes right into it then figurino gets on a guillotine grappling man so they uh what's that what's it so they had uh now figurino going up the one look at his eye who wouldn't you want to see him fight out of those guys you're gonna get soon theo vaughn will be doing this show but more successful with ufc behind it and i look forward to watching that one oh my god enough of the brendan job yes he drinks while he does his show the difference is that was during the day i really don't drink that much i get high i'm about to get high soon and i'm about to watch the movie megan yeah you can order that motherfucker on demand now, odd, it's $24 if you buy it, $19, $19.99,

it's $23.99 if you buy it, $19.99 if you rent it, why the fuck would you rent it, like that makes no sense, just pay the extra four bucks and buy it, which I'm going to do tonight. But, like, shouldn't it be $9.99 to rent? And then the $24 to buy? That makes more sense to me. What the fuck are they doing? Like, the cable companies. It makes no sense in any way, shape, or possible. How's it $20 to rent it but 24 bucks to own it?

It's paid of extra 4 bucks Because I might not watch it and then a lot of time you allow me to rent it Then the fucking video store, what are they doing? Oh You're not on to me. A garage band. There hasn't been a garage band in fucking 27 years. I'm a fake weed head. That's real weed.

I don't smoke that much of it. But it gets me high. I've only heard good things about the movie. Tana, my mother has saved my dad from going into business deals. I've only heard good things about it. Really? Dude, she can look at a dude and go, that guy's a bad guy. I got a bad feeling. Wow.

And that's how women had to survive i think oh that one all right new conspiracy social club we're checking this out they're talking about northwoods and brian callen isn't going to apologize he ripped me off by drinking during doing live streams. The bar where you get weed had a live band once. Ooh, good for you. Good to know. I want to apologize to the swarm.

I want to apologize to Sam Tripoli, to Eddie Bravo. I want to apologize to the conspiracy theory community. I'm afraid I have been a bit naive. This is a mea culpa. Now listen, on my podcast I had the great James Bamford, investigative journalist, very serious journalist, who's been writing about the NSA for over 30 years. He's visited the NSA. He was talking about the NSA before anybody knew the NSA existed.

He was investigating the NSA before the NSA knew they were being investigated. He's written a very, very good book called Spy Fail about the infiltration of the NSA by other foreign powers and how they've been badly compromised by various countries. But he had access to all the files because the Freedom of Information Act made a lot of 40-year-old files our intelligence community had to divulge, which would have remained secret without that act. And what's... Sorry to interrupt, but the thing is, like, the NSA and the files,

considering it's a JFK thing, if they're really in that control, wouldn't they just get rid of the files that expose the real shit? Like, the real shit that happened, there shouldn't be files. Astonishing. And I would have told Sam he was crazy. And I did tell you you were crazy. Bilbo, get to the good stuff.

Was that one of the examples was Operation Northwoods. And Brian, you're sorry. You spent all your monthly money on words. We're out of words. We're out of word money right now. Here's the meat of it. Operation Northwoods, this is one example of what our intelligence community was involved in. What the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and I want you to look up who the Joint Chiefs of Staff are in general. I want you to look up that definition in the American context

so I can explain what that is. But the Joint Chiefs of Staff signed off on, in the 60s, we were so desperate to get to Castro. The Joint Chiefs of Staff is the body of the most senior uniformed leaders within the United States Department of Defense that advises the President of the most senior uniformed leaders within the United States Department of Defense that advises the President of the United States, the Secretary of Defense, the Homeland Security Council, and the National Security Council on military matters.

Very powerful group of people. Very powerful. Let's get it. Operation Northwoods was essentially an idea that came out of the intelligence community, which was to come up with any excuse to invade Cuba militarily. Okay. And some of the ideas floated out there, and this is by Americans who had taken an oath

to uphold the Constitution. These were patriots, quote unquote, et cetera, et cetera. All of them, the ideas were, number one, shoot Americans on American streets. Kill them. Bomb buildings with Americans in them. Kill innocent Americans. Get a remote control plane. Have a bunch of CIA operatives board the plane.

Then de-board at a back door. Fly the plane in a remote control way and blow it out of the sky and then blame it on and say they were students. Say they were students and blame it on Cuba. And finally, if John Glenn's rocket ship actually crashed, let's plant evidence on it that points to the Cubans. Perfect. If anybody has any trouble believing that Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy,

you should look at Operation Northwoods. It is more probable in my mind, and I asked James Bamford, who said I'm not in the business of speculation. I just look at evidence. But if you look at the idea, it is more probable in my mind for what it's worth and it's worth nothing

that John F. Kennedy was killed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff than he was killed by the Russians or Castro. Gosh. And the reason I say that is because all the Joint Chiefs of Staff,

all of them, all of our senior military brass signed off on Operation Northwood. That was to commit murder to kill Americans on American soil. By the way, a new wrinkle in the JFK thing. The president of Mexico

talked to Lee Harvey Oswald. These scumbag, fucking scumbag motherfuckers. You should all be... And by the way, every one of those guys... We are Christians on a cruise ship. Sorry, beep that. You know who stopped it?

Robert McNamara. Robert McNamara came across his desk and he said, no, we're not doing this. Now, all of those men, Curtis LeMay, all of those men should be, they should be tried posthumously. They're all dead. Yes, they should be tried and they should be tried posthumously. They're all dead. Yes, they should be tried,

and they should be convicted of treason, and they should be sentenced to death even though they're already dead. And they should be disgraced and defamed. Every one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, all of them are scumbags. All of them are bad people. They're un-American,

and that's how I feel about it. And so that's 40 years ago. One of the things James Bamford said is, I wonder what the NSA is up to now. Now, one other thing. James Bamford also interviewed John Snowden in 2014. John Snowden proved without a doubt, using all of NSA's own documents,

that NSA has been eavesdropping on Americans. A complete violation of the Constitution, and by the way, complete... Oh, Callan, you found this out in 2023? It's amazing watching Callan say, Edward Snowden did this, and do that. Yeah, nigga, we knew in fucking 2015 when he was arrested and left, nigga.

I like how Callan's like, I figured some shit out the illegal we know this if you follow this has anybody at NSA or in the intelligence committee been brought up

on charges has anybody even been called to testify in front of a congressional committee the answer I believe is absolutely not

I only drink a beer okay that's an outrage alright and by the way NSA has no accountability and continues to grow should I play it? Absolutely not. I only drink a beer. Okay. That's an outrage. All right. And by the way, NSA has no accountability and continues to grow. Should I play it? Yeah. Yeah.

That was the longest rant on information everybody listens to. And everybody knows. And everybody knows. Okay. And I'm a new convert. Episode 209. it took me interviewing welcome james banford the real question i got a couple questions for you the real yeah it's great ring the bell i guess i'm naive this is like a 209 episodes of ring the bell the question becomes

brian because we totally can't have you come on our side. So I'm going to just kind of scoot you back onto your side real quick. A little scoot back there. Get back. Get back on your side. Do you think that maybe, Brian, in any chance possible, they might have said, hey, they didn't want to use that plan, but let's hold on to that plan. And maybe we might use it a little later on down the line when we get a guy who's okay with all this.

Do you think it's possible they could have used Operation Northwood in other times? New rape charges against Mike Tyson. Cuba that was posing that kind of risk. So, Brian, real quick. I understand why you're saying it. And I respect it. You're getting so coherent because I'm high. interesting um so so brian real quick i i understand why you're saying it and i i i respect it so coherent because i'm high but um new rape charges come on

there's no celebrities who actually rape the bitches there are down to get pussy because what else would you be in there? Now, did someone do fucked up shit? Yes. Like, that went to crime shit? Yes, of course. But, um... Like, I would have to, um... Know the new charges against him.

I didn't remember the original charges, but he went to jail for it. I mean, he might have did it. I mean, Tupac did go to jail for raping that chick. And from hearing her side of the story, and seeing how hot she is 20 years later, I kind of believe her side. Because Tupac was kind of a faggot,

a theater rich kid faggot. Well, of course, he was even Tupac, and we love Tupac, but the real Tupac was a rich kid theater faggot. But, uh, he got a good earner, and you have to be did it in the jail for And the promise play boom All right, okay the promise You know this fuck bitches.

They're gonna have to crew hit it and that's where the problems come in. So what are you gonna do as a guy? Like I'm a really successful dude. I don't know if I'm gonna have a crew at all. Like, you want a crew and you have to fuck a bitch at the same time. That's some weirdo gay shit. Every time Lil Wayne and the Cash Money. Or like, that was a dip set.

You gotta suck like 10 dicks before you get to be. What dude says that? You gotta suck on my boys dicks and suck on me dicks. Who wants shit like that? Weirdos do. Ah, ah ah going around but what did they do you think they killed those people no they still they're fine because apparently you my favorite part of this whole thing is like i've told you about operation northwood a thousand times on the show that's

what i wanted to ask about i don't think you ever told me about that 100 and you you discredit him like it's your job and it's honestly it's hurtful no no this is where now you shut up this is where we get a little crazy when you talk about this the challenger in 9-11 we know too much about the fact that there was an islamic insurgency and a radical islamic insurgency that had a long history of creating these kinds of terrorists. So Brian, Brian, what you are saying is the greatest, most defensed, most

secure airspace in the world lost three planes at the exact same time. The genius of that was that they used commercial planes and nobody was thinking that anybody would be crazy enough to fly A lot of people people while you were admitting you were wrong about Operation

what are you talking about yeah 9-11 the only conspiracy and there is one from 9-11 I do believe they shot that fourth plane down and then just went with

the left roll story that's the only conspiracy thing I believe in right now that's what we're like what other show am I going to watch don't worry we got another 200 in us I do understand why why the truth or community

is very skeptical of anything that happens. And I understand. Brian, let me ask you something. But I have to bring you back. Now, this is my job for all of you out there. You guys are all, now I can't let you play.

I let you play. I have cordoned off a very safe area for all of you guys. And you guys can absolutely rough house. But this, I got to keep you in the fun house. It's where, when you guys decide to get out of the fun house where it's not as bouncy and you want to get into this there's there's where there's concrete on the ground yeah somebody's gonna get all bunched up right and i can't have you can i say one thing about 9-11 that i just i i literally was sleepless i go oh wow i never thought about that i download this

stuff how come we never heard of anyone and i'm not trying to be dark or evil right here that nobody like i'm not saying that the buildings obviously came down but how come we didn't hear of anybody getting hit with any debris like you never heard anybody going and i was running and i just got clocked by a because they died if you get hit from a mega building that would have been whoa

whoa I said this one more time and I kept it come on mm mm mm mm what did I do Hold on. I might have heard the most dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Did this nigga just say,

why wasn't anyone hit from the debris of 9-11 come out and say, did he really just say that This is gonna say well, no one hit from the debris Come on What was he trying to say right there I Read books What was he trying to say right there sam uh railing from you know level 70 buddy getting hit with any debris like you never heard anybody

going and i was running and I just got clocked. Say one thing about 9-11 that I just, I literally was sleepless. I would go, oh, wow, I never thought about that. This is quite literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard about 9-11. I download this stuff. How come we never heard of anyone,

and I'm not trying to be dark or evil right here, that nobody, like, I'm not saying the buildings obviously came down, but how come we didn't hear of anybody getting hit with any debris? Like, you never... What are you talking about? On the fences, they hung the papers that were the debris going around what is he talking about what is he saying the paperwork was the first thing stapled because they tried

they know they're dead or not so they brought the paperwork and voted every what is he saying they say why wasn't someone hit by the building and now they're saying we weren't what's he trying to say i heard anybody going and i was running and I just got clocked by a railing from, you know, level 75. I mean, like, I don't know, but I saw that. If you got clocked by a railing, you'd be dead, stupid. That's why you don't hear from them. Oh, my God, he's retarded. He's a retard.

Did he say, why I hear from someone who got clocked by a ton railing and would be dead if he did? What is he saying? Am I sad about Tyre Nichols? You should dedicate the stream to him. I'm about to play the video. Because I got a bunch to say about this video. What's his name? Tyre Nichols?

So we should watch the body cam footage right? Because I want to see this. Now Tyre Nichols is a black dude who was killed by the cops All of whom were black men Not one white cop Just a bunch of black cops Killing a black dude You don't really learn much from the video I watched it one time through

But didn't really learn much Except one of those cops Was a huge fat fuck And I think it's the one who has the body cam on you can tell by his fat hands right now driving this nigga can

never pass police protocol but obviously they have well you know Black Lives Matter say we need more black officers and the community has to be represented in the police force. Well, this is what you get. We saying we're on foot for Zupac

when he's outbound on Ross. Fatty's on foot Hey Give me your hands! Give me your hands! Give me your hands! Give me your hands! Alright! Give me your hands! Give me your hands! Give me your hands! What's up? Spray your ass again! Give me your hands!

Spray! Give me your hands bro! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! And he sprayed himself. The fat fuck cop and the nigga cop sprayed themselves. ...

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Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.

Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. You know what I mean? Give me your fucking hand! By the way, you gain nothing from this body cam footage because it's the fat black cop who sprayed himself and he's fat as fuck so like he's gonna go sit in the corner for like an hour and catch his breath so you get nothing from the video Give me your hand! I'm assuming the dudes being beaten in the background, do they have body cam footage

or did they sell it cuz they're black cops I'm a baton the fuck out you have you ever heard any cop in any video except for the black cop say I'm a put on the fuck out you nigga but this is what they wanted all black cops don't complain what's up by the way i can't even tell well i haven't seen this dude do anything that like aggressive maybe he didn't but Now the problem with black cops, they're going to give you an ass whooping

for making them get on the floor. See, that's where he fucked up. He fucked up. Because they're all black cops. Literally all the cops there are black. He thought he was going to do police resistance and shit and them niggas were like nah nigga I'm not going to arrest you but time you

I'm going to go fuck your sister because she's my cousin Tracy's sister-in-law's baby mama give me your fucking hand sister-in-law's baby mama We are here, we are here. Ross and Castlegate. We are east of the intersection. How fat is this nigga? He sprayed himself by the way. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. 2030. The Castle Gate and Bear Creek. You can get here from Ross and Castle Gate. You can get here from Ross and Castle Gate. You can get here from Ross and Castle Gate. You can get here from. The Castle Gate and Spare Street.

You can get here from Ross and Castle Gate. That motherfucking made me spray myself. Made me soo... That motherfucking made me spray myself. Here from Ross and Castle Gate. That motherfucking made me spray myself maybe you tased them shit hey can you get my car please

oh these niggas tased each other sprayed each other fuck Fuck! Nigga's like fuck I was telling crack and I gotta Figure out a baton From community that you know 2930 Pepper spray is a plus This nigga is out of breath. Yeah.

Alright, let me get my car real quick. Oh yeah, but that was the video. That was the entire guy who tried to stop Al Bundy from scoring that touchdown but Pokai didn't think one by the way I'll give you a little update why

Stuttering John hasn't been on here um Stuttering John isn't going to live very much soon but Um Sutter and John Isn't gonna live Very much soon But Whatever Except Jason Wobbley

Uh yeah Right You know Sutter and John You know It's fun to shit on Sutter and John Don't get me wrong

That dude had 80 fucking strokes When he showed up to my YouTube channel Remember Stuttering John would have been the greatest He beat Crazy Cabby In a boxing match. They'll never approve of him because he'll get sued.

He stopped live streaming. And I was assuming he stopped live streaming because another real-life health problem hit that nigga. I think that's why he stopped. Another real life health thing hit that dude. You gotta remember when I met that dude or it caught him to do bad, he was in the hospital on his 80th stroke

I'm not bullshitting you when I first met Stuttering John for YouTube he was like he had four strokes and I just had a fifth one so like

yeah but his YouTube didn't got up what's going on with this? That's when I met him. That nigga has extreme health problems. That's probably why you haven't heard from him.

And he's not going back to the thing. He was probably fucking on a gurney and of course his wife left him with another dude so no one would care for him nor his kids. Running on a gurney somewhere

and no one gives a fuck. That nigga had extreme health problems coming in. Yeah, I'm gonna hit a weed soon We're gonna be in a hurry And, alright, battle of my mind shit New conspiracy social club Hold on, let me go to that Did anyone disagree with anything I said?

They aren't challenging me, of course not. Anyone know? Well, I don't know. In the chat, in the Discord link, you can join the Discord and talk to me. I don't talk to you Dad's watching Jonah Hill Any where Jonah Hill anywhere I don't know any more people you want me to do this. I'm gonna watch it now. Watch the other end of the episode.

I'm gonna show you. Show you to say thank you? I told you. I don't know. I caught myself. I don't know. I don't like that. I don't like to do that. I'm on my way to... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. It's time to die. I hope it ends.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. They're still drawing the opening. I don't even have it. Look at the videos about it. I don't got anything. Mercer's in a little while. Oh, I see you're watching on my live. Wait, I don't know. I'm watching on my live. Hold on.

I'm watching on my live. I'm watching on my live. I'm watching on my live. I'm watching on my live. I'm watching have to tell him right away. Wait, I don't know. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna have to tell him right away. Oh boy, you're not heard. I didn't hear anything. My old thing.

My old thing. My old thing. My old thing, I gave Royce some credit. I don't even know what could have happened. You know, the wife that Royce had, that chick left years ago. I don't know. Royce got some old pussy. He had some old shit. Remember that back in the day when I used to do shit? Yeah, I used to clean these.

That's how I used to do these. I was hideous. Loser fucks. Ugh. Who watches those movies? Who watches fat people go to Vegas and hire hookers? They always show you. It's not hard to go to Vegas and hire hookers. Mursh, oh that's a sad thing.

My cousin Matt got a factory job in Maine. He has new pussy over. Over in the Valley, when we're playing, He has new pussy over Over the belly well fling they get me to play a fortnight And this one's hard night I Can't know what could be done. What could be done? Of course we can't do anything else. Let's see. And Royce has a wife.

That bitch left that fat ugly fuck a while ago. Royce has a wife. They figured out that's why they hate me. Niggas said they hate you. I said, why hate me? It's fatty, fatty, boomer, I didn't have a wife anymore. Of course I didn't have a wife.

You couldn't have a wife. You would have came here and put you in a kid's. Wait, you can't weigh 400 pounds and your dick don't work. And the bitch still be with you. I think Red Bar is Tay-Zac's disease. Wait, what's the Jew disease? I think that one. I thought you were gonna start slurring. What's the Jew disease? I think that one. I'm not even drinking.

I started slurring. I haven't started slurring, nigga. About to get my weed. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. Well, I was always worried about And I said this when I joined the Navy I had no idea

What the fuck a Filipino was I didn't know there was a chink country The Spanish took over So there was a bunch of chinks Who speak Spanish with Spanish names So odd to me But yeah Filipinos When I joined the Navy Who speak Spanish with Spanish names. So odd to me. But yeah.

Filipinos. When I joined the Navy. I didn't know what the fuck they were. Then my senior chief Montanez. A Chinese dude. His name was Spanish. And he spoke Spanish. I know the Spanish.

Got that country. And they. Get to join our navy or our military I only say the navy dudes from their country so in the Philippines if you're born and raised in the Filipino dude you're just allowed to join the American military

and they'll send you to America to our boot camp and we're gonna do the thing boy or girl or anything military and they'll send you to America to our boot camp. We're going to do the thing. Boy or girl or anything. I don't even think that's like our territory though. Like Puerto Rico or Hawaii, but you get to do it. At least back when I was in from right from there. I didn't get it. There are Chinese people who speak Spanish

and their women look mad young they all look like they're 12 years old and like trust me there are Chinese Japanese and Korean chicks who look young-ish but there were Chinese, Japanese, and Korean chicks. They looked young-ish, but they looked Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. The Filipino chicks, you saw a bunch of 12-year-olds walking around. It was odd.

And, ugh, creepy. The Philippines, the Chinese version of Puerto Rico, I'm saying. Dang. Did they use pesos in that country the one Chinese Asian country that speaks Spanish by the way I would assume I don't know but I'm just saying Delia's Dream they'll be over there with BB Bitcoin and shit

that nigga's in Thailand on a beach somewhere I mean there's no reason to visit those type of countries without trying to fuck underage people, right? Right? Who goes to Thailand? Honestly.

Honestly, who goes to fucking Thailand? Who goes to the Philippines what does it say people who like to fuck children and it might be even worse than children cause like Asian chicks look young to begin with. So fucking an Asian underage child is like kind of extra fucked up. But they go there, I don't know why.

I think Tara's family is happy he's dead because now the city will pay them millions. I don't know enough about his story. And the body cam footage from the fattest cop ever who pepper sprayed himself didn't show anything. I'll tell you what, George Floyd's fucking family doing backflips. That crackhead motherfucker who they all abandoned. Got them all paid millions. They're a soup

George Floyd did. I don't know about the new guy though. I'm just saying I just picture Tyre in heaven trying to stop Al Bundy to get the touchdown and they show each other the wallets. Here's my wife. Here's your wife.

My favorite episode of Married With Children I think is that one. In the one where Al Bundy had the shotgun and he's trying to shoot like a gopher or something in his backyard and it's like a Bugs Bunny episode. Like an Elmer F a Bugs Bunny episode. Like a more fun Bugs Bunny episode. Although, from what I saw, I'll say this,

what I've seen from the body cam footage uh seemed kind of fucked up but I didn't see that much nor did I see the beginning and what led to it but it went long enough but I couldn't see that much

the fat black cop sprayed himself and had to go and he was the only one with the body cam footage he had to go sit and call for 20 minutes nothing was seen from that footage let's go mr rushman let's go let's go up let's go is my Let's go. Is my food done? No, I'm just telling you let's go. She said she wants to dick.

She said let's go. Yeah. Cheto, um, I got to go. I guess I bounce We're about to watch Because I'm high as fuck right now That Jonah Hill And Eddie Murphy thing on Netflix By the way

I loved Megan It ruled Des didn't like it I thought it was dope, though. Check that out. That's my, uh, if you're gonna watch a movie tonight, watch Megan. I'm about to watch a new one.

With Jonah Hill. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. I get high. Yeah, I'm getting high as shit, though. The Young and High shit though Play Paul Pelosi I saw that it was nothing to play nobody cared about the story to begin with

Yeah they dropped the phone call you have no wow moment out of it so give the fuck they give you this shit, honestly. Alright, though. I gotta go. Peace. Stay black. Thank you. Thank you. ស្រូវនប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់ប់