The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub torpedoes his lawsuit against Yewneek?

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

Plus TFATK staff jumping ship off the titanic....b!

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stealing content, and creating this false narrative of cheating on my wife and doing all this crazy shit and the defamatory stuff and using content and the clickbait stuff like that for years, well then,

we're not playing the same game, man. Then I have to do something. If you made an entire career off defamation, I have to do something if you made an entire career off defamation i have to do something several times i've had my team reach out and go we don't want to pursue this dude just stop and he wouldn't so what would you do so this narrative that oh this this bigger youtuber is showing this other YouTuber for no reason to silence him. You know, I thought you didn't get down with cancel culture.

I don't in any facet. This is different. You got, you got to know your facts. You got to know your details. So this goes, the only reason I bring that up because with Tony Ferguson, when you say this,

DC, a guy who's a public figure and is associated with brands like myself. Yeah. And when you say cocaine use or drug use or this other stuff it's gonna affect his bottom dollar and that's when this has to be addressed if you don't say oh he has the shittiest fight pics or he's bad at english or you know i didn't like his stand-up i think louis ck is better no shit that's fine that's all good that's fine but then when when you start going down that dark road, man, you start going down,

you know, the, the, these, these clip baby things that are defamation of character for years, years, years, hundreds of videos for years.

Well, now you got my attention. That's where this goes. I just don't talk about it. And the problem when you don't talk about it is people can jump to assumptions, go, this,

this bigger guy's trying to science little guy because he's critical no you kidding me i mean people are critical i don't give that doesn't bother me be critical that's what i signed up for but the defamation now you got my attention you start doing this evil stuff i'm gonna come for you man that's what's happening yeah when they mess with your livelihood that's just when you start messing with my business my my family, trust me, I'm going to come for you. Yeah. Well,

I'm glad you kind of discussed it a little bit. And I, to be honest, if we have to go into everything I've been through, I'm always a guy and you guys know, I'm always glass half full. You're going to get criticism. You're going to get hate.

You just keep on keeping on. I've always said that I'm like a fucking racehorse. I'm here. I don't pay attention. The problem with that kind of attitude or that business model is if you don't address some things people can jump to conclusions and come up with their own narratives that aren't gonna you know you need to say why you're doing it sometimes you have to address that stuff otherwise it's a bad look. It can be a bad look.

And I'm learning, you know, even though I've been doing this for 10,000 hours, I'm, you know, I'm learning, oh, when it's something that major,

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He talked about me on the Shob Show. Do you have a time stamp? I'll check it out. It's worse than you thought. It's got 5,000 pages on me. His power level is over 9,000. What? I've been watching you and Jesse on fire

daily. Thanks for the content. No problem. And you're an MMA guy. I don't really talk about MMA. Usually when they do like a Logan Paul fight or something, I'll live stream it, but... I'll drink to the point where I can't even stand. You're clocking in for your shift at Chang's, Baba?

Oh, they hate me at that Fighter and the Kid subreddit? Fine, though. I am homeless, but they're also racist, too. But the ONA subreddit hated me, too. But somehow Sutton tells me, unfortunately, like the ONA subreddit, I'll last the fighter and the kid one, too. Red bar, I don't know whenever he stops being a Sam Tripoli is

hunting that nigga in real life and shit at his house hiring private investigators and shit so he's scared and in hiding so I don't know

I mean when's the official year? I think it's fucking next month, right? Hell, it might be this month, to be honest with you. Hold on. When is the official year thingy? Jesus you have to scroll back fucking like two pages to even see his last show uh

May 28th so May 28th will be the official year he's been gone so if he doesn't do a stream by then and he can't use this um give it about a year tagline just give it a year tagline as his excuse for taking a year off then and like I said the other night. At what point. Like he's been gone so long.

Do we really want him back? What would he even talk about? So much has happened. And he's been gone for so long. I like Tim Dillon. Never saw his stand-up. Is he good at stand-up? That's a Cape Verdean flag.

Why did Adam Carolla take down the Brendan Chobb episode? I listened to some of that. They babbled about nothing and didn't bring up anything. Yes, you want to hear what he's going to say about all this. But like I was saying, if he comes back six months from now, is he going to talk about this six months from now? Will you care then? I'm your favorite YouTuber, am I really? What about Nick Mullen?

He's great on stage. Yeah, I like... I was disappointed. I thought him and Luis G. Gomez were going to go in a lot harder. But, yeah. I've always been a fan of Tim Dillon. Well, he is a lazy piece of shit.

He is a slob and lazy. But, whatever. What? The sex offender? Now they're sex offenders? What the fuck? Well, they're not resurfaced. They've been surfaced

they talk about Bobby Lee on his show at the time we watched it at the time Tom Likas isn't that a radio guy he said on the next tiger bell he's gonna talk about the evidence Shab gave him I'm sure it's nothing

but uh if Shab talked about me on his show today please time stamp that for me I would love to check it out but I doubt he did. Oh, wait. Go to 44 minutes? Alright. We'll see if he talked about me.

Ugh. I have to look up Thick Boy. Catching up on past bills is never easy. Ads. Disgusted. All right, 44 minutes. with like you know defamation of characters stuff like that that's even like the narrative on me which i don't talk about with you know i have a lawsuit against this youtube oh he talks about it. This motherfucker. Why did he stop babbling now about the lawsuit? So now he's admitting it. Oh, thanks for showing me this.

I got to make a video about this. Oh, I can't. I mean, he says, but because of the lawsuit. Well, let's check this out. DC put at Tony B. Because this guy P kit at P kit. Zekeke said first is insulating that DC is on cocaine seems like that can be what's he gonna say about me? Lirious and exposed first into much more than just criticism trash talk is one thing but defamatory statements are another probably no damage because DC Is stamp guy but sure seems odd Yeah, that's that's the thing with like

you know defamation of characters stuff like that that's even like the narrative on me which i don't talk about with you know i have a lawsuit against this youtuber who's a small-time youtuber if you don't know the background you're like oh it's this guy who's big in the space doing the smaller guy no no i don't give a fuck if you want to criticize my fight pics or my stand-up my podcast that's what i'm a public figure i signed up for that that stuff does not bother me but when you start slandering my name stealing content and creating this false narrative of cheating on my wife and doing all this crazy shit. So he just fucked himself in his own lawsuit. So obviously I'm going to use this, him admitting this has nothing to do with copyright.

It's because of your wife. Is he this dumb? Is he this dumb? Yeah. This dropped today, by the way. I listened to 10 minutes like the Shob Show. Thank you. Whoever said this, I should just mod you

if you're not already a mod. He just won the lawsuit for me. He's admitting. The dumb fuck is admitting. And not that he got me right. He made fun of me. What an asshole. Tuber, if you don't know the background,

you're like, oh, it's this guy who's big in the space doing this smaller guy. No, no, no, I don't give the background you're like oh it's this guy who's big in the space so in the smaller guy no no i don't give a if you want to criticize my fight pics or my stand-up my podcast that's what i'm a public figure i signed up for that that stuff does not bother me but when you start slandering my name stealing content and creating this false narrative of cheating on my wife and doing all this crazy shit and the defamatory stuff and using content and the clickbait stuff like that for years, well then we're not playing the same game, man.

Then I have to do something. If you made an entire career off defamation, I have to do something. You're not suing for defamation. You dumb asshole. Oh, I wish you would sue for defamation. You're not suing for defamation. You're claiming copyright. Well, I played two minutes of you talking.

Then I make fun of you for another two minutes. Yeah, somebody please clip this for me. Oh, and by the way. Next month. I might get over. 10 grand in YouTube money. I might just fucking buckle down. Get the lawyer and send him this clip.

Next month. He's paying 500,000. Because you hurt his feelings. Defamation of a public figure. The Mexican is threatening to leave if he doesn't stand up for her. So now he's just admitting it all. Which is bizarre to me.

He keeps trying to interweb. Yeah, he keeps, like even his so-called evidence, apparently he thinks, they hate me at the Fire in the Kitsub Reddit. Gold teeth. Well, that'd be dope, but... Several times I've had my team reach out and go,

we don't want to pursue this, dude. Just stop. No one's ever reached out to me and said anything like that. What is he talking about? No one on your team has ever reached out to me. What is he saying? See, the weirdo thing is,

he just makes up lies. I don't know how people do that. I know people do that. But you're always going to lie and justify shit. Not only to yourself, you're trying to convince the people in this room. By the way, most of the people aren't, who who aren't there anymore and they're all leaving and shit and he wouldn't

so what would you do so this narrative that oh this this bigger youtuber is showing this other youtuber for no reason to silence him you know i thought you didn't get down with cancel culture i don't any facet you just admitted you did you stupid faggot what are you talking about you just literally admitted you did is he that retarded he just said he made fun of me and he caused problems in my life so i'm suing him to shut him up but i'm not su on the show. What is he saying? You know, a lot of people say shit about me. They post videos saying I beat people up,

which I don't. I don't try to take down the videos or sue them. This is different. You got to know your facts. You got to know your details. gotta know your details so this goes the only reason i bring that because with tony firks and when you say this dc a guy who's a public figure and is associated with brands like myself yeah yeah and when you say cocaine use or drug use or this other stuff it's gonna affect his bottom dollar and that's when this has to

be addressed right now brendan chobub's lawyer is banging his head against the wall because he just tanked the case he has against me. I'm so playing this. I got to introduce this in the evidence of him admitting. He's claiming right now he's suing me for defamation, which he's not. He's suing me for copyright, not defamation. He can never claim defamation. In none of my videos I said he's definitely doing this.

I was always like, uh, that seems weird. That's kind of sus. I never claimed anything. I'm so in these niggas' heads it's fucking hilarious. Dude, you're a grown-ass man gossiping. And I'm going to make over $10,000 this month. And you work at McDonald's. Ugh.

Nobody. nobody I assume he doesn't talk about me anymore but I think we have to replay this I didn't hear this shout out to the niggas who brought this up oh my god you know what I just do I'll do a respond video to it I won't play this video You know what I'll do

I'll transcript what he says about me And do a video about me responding to it Ross That dude still around? All right, stream time. You go for it. I'm not making over 10. Okay, dude, believe in what you want to believe.

Good luck. Like you're making me sad. We'll go to the social blades again. Like we did last night. Brendan shop in the next video. We're going to play why his entire staff is fleeing the ship. He has no money to pay them. He makes a hundred thousand dollars a year on YouTube. That's it.

Yeah. It makes me sad to keep going down lay off the yay buddy not good look you make yourself look sad I'm already back to work I don't quit like you enjoy your retirement with fathead interesting yeah Tony is very upset produces in Syria in the DC is cocaine seriously can we my god what an interesting show Yeah Of all things cocaine though I would never even So DC put

Because this guy Pkit Zek said By the way I'm going to give you the Brendan Schell tell When you know he's lying Have I ever played Hold'em or with him? DC is on cocaine.

Things like that can be delirious and exposed for too much more than just criticism. Trash talk is one thing, but... It's a physical thing, so you've got to see the video. The amatory statements are another. The second he does this, you know he's lying. Probably no damage because dc is stamp guy but sure seems odd yeah that's that's the thing with like you know defamation of characters stuff like that that's even like the narrative on me which i don't talk about with you know i have a

lawsuit against this youtuber who's a small-time youtuber if you don't know the background you're like oh it's this guy who's big in the space so in the smaller guy no no I don't give a if you want to criticize my fight pics or my stand-up my podcast that's what I'm a public figure I signed up for that that stuff does not bother me but when you start slandering my name stealing nothing with slander and content no one stole your content and creating this false narrative of cheating on my wife and doing all this crazy and the defamatory stuff and using content and the clickbait stuff like that for years well then you're not playing the same game man then i have to do something if you made an entire career off defamation i have to do something several times i've had my team reach out and go

we don't want to pursue this dude just stop and he wouldn't so what would you do so this narrative that oh this this bigger youtuber is showing this other YouTuber for no reason to silence him. You know, I thought you didn't get down with cancel culture. I don't in any facet. And that's the tell. This is what he does when he lies. He grabs his chest like this. He goes, I don't, he grabs his chest.

I don't get down with that. I don't support that. That's his little tale. Within himself, he knows he's lying. He's trying to convince you that he's not. I hope you grab your chest. This is different. You got to know your facts. You got to grab your chest. This is different. You got to know your facts.

You got to know your details. So this goes, the only reason I bring that, because with Tony Ferguson. Thanks for dropping that video, Brendan. Oh, that's going to be used in court. The real reason why you're suing me. What a dumb fuck. What an asshole. Nigga, we're involved in a

lawsuit. Discoveries in October. Oh, but next month, I was planning on doing everything myself but I'm getting so much

money next month I might just hire a lawyer now that this clip exists and I might do the you know you know what I don't even want to do the counter suit thing because it drags out't even want to do the counter suit thing

because it drags out. I might have to do that. Now that I have this clip of him admitting. By the way, he admitted everything. How sad. It's over for him. I think he knows it's completely over.

He admitted, he had to acknowledge the fighter in the kid's subreddit. He had to acknowledge me. Mister doesn't read the comments. I got my feelings hurt. I cried. And even on his shop show, he's talking about the lawsuit with me? I missed this because I assumed

you were talking about me on the shop show? Because it's all over. They're all leaving. They're fleeing the sinking ship. Which is what I want to get into with this they're fleeing the sinking ship. Which is what I want to get into with this video. Because they... His assistant, Kat, is leaving. Oh, but I got so much shit to say

during this, too. Because this exposes how much this is dying. It's so over. His YouTube shit is over. He knows it's over. He knows it's done. Isn't everybody's content about another YouTuber? Right now,

there are multiple live streams talking about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. And there's people in the comments going, when you get a job, why are you talking about rich celebrities? But the awkwardness in this from this weirdo explains how much this is over for Brendan Schaub. No, no lawyer does anything

pro bono, civic case wise. You know, as you know, someone speech therapist. Well, yeah, his name's Brendan Schaub. And that's why he lost and everyone's leaving him. Because he sucks. Brendan Schaub tried being a YouTuber and a comedian with a speech problem and he failed. There's like Instagram ads

for these specific t-shirts all the time that are supposed to fit the regular guy. Fucking Cheddar Bob over here. Guy's body. Yeah, yes, exactly. This is nice though, I feel free. What a terrible shirt he's wearing. Pretty powerful.

Oh my god, how tatted up is this bitch? Hey, we were discounts. We'll start with the T-shirt talk. Yeah. Welcome to Cats After Dark. You changed, bro. So, hell, you look different. A little different.

Just a little different. Yeah, I got blacker. There's Chin. That's going to be the final thing when he leaves in about three months when Chin leaves in three months he's like like look dude I'm rocking with you

but you can't even pay me anymore but um is that too much? I'm mad at him, actually. I know. Let the people know. I texted him.

We were going to do it on Monday. We're switching the days because Chappelle is no longer on Fighter and Kid. And you made your announcement, which we haven't talked about on this. Yeah, I left Fighter and the Kid. I think it was just time for me to graduate honestly it felt like that was whoa how good can your podcast be if a person who works on it says has to graduate no one ever worked for the Howard Stern show, said. No, Howard. I liked working on your show. But I graduate.

And go do a bigger, better radio show. Did that ever happen? No? They're fleeing the sinking ship. Look, they know this man has no money to really pay them. He's making $100K a year on this channel. They demand, I would assume, at least 30k a year to be staffed, but we have editors and studios.

A nigga has studios and shit for a channel that only generates 100k a year. They see the end and they're smartly bowing out now are they going to do any better no but they know they do better than being with you was my like i was talking to george about this he says that he feels as though being in thick boy is his podcast university experience. I feel like I just graduated from my university.

You're at a college of podcasts? Wow. Holy shit, that's a diss. What are you talking about? The dude didn't show up to do the last one. Yeah, she'll do it in between times of... She's never going to do do it again what are you talking about you know people in la say shit hey we'll do lunch someday they don't actually do lunch you

dumb fuck you work a regular job you don't know what the fuck making money other than nine to five is in the they say smarten up the experience yeah now you're creating your own content making six figures a month well i mean no we don't know she needs more subscribers by the way so subscribe hi uh but yeah chappelle could not make it today which is why we have nick in the chair damn right right. I'm going to Wally Pip him. This dude is the worst dude, by the way. This cheddar bob looking motherfucker. This goofy, nobody, not funny. And you work for Brendan Chobb.

Does he have a CPA? Oh. I know from this dude, by the way, I'm gonna play a quick video about how gay this dude is. Any Red Bar fans? Can I grab another beer and a shot? But this is how gay the same dude by the way he does a podcast what weird guy is he talking about could he literally that dude's youtube channel has a thousand subscribers and it gets 60 views it's the most pathetic thing ever but he's the producer of the king and the sting

check out his video real quick about this same dude cheddar bob would he be talking about me nope he's talking about the guy that's only one under me. Let's hear it. And there's this weird guy. You may have come across his YouTube videos. Kyle Swindles. The videos are gross. The fact that I... Kyle Swindles. Saison Z.

I love this guy. Saison Z is making a name for for himself he's really killing it out there that's who they're talking about so they saw these clips from saizan z okay let's hear what they say we love that they're the videos are gross oh the fact that he does them for a bunch of podcasts right they're all like clickbaity yeah It's the most clickbaity you can get. Ugh. God, I watch those and I'm like, why? Who does this with their life?

Like, this is gross. Well, there's an important part coming up here that is important. And this is how these comedians think. Listen to this. This is their advice. This is their advice. I'm like, why? Who does this with their life? Like, this is gross. How is that? Yeah. Just how is it I'm like, why? Who does this with their life?

Like, this is gross. How is that? Yeah. Just how is it beneficial to you, man? Like, do you think your YouTube channel is going to blow up? And we're giving him promo right now. But like, there's no way he could ever get traction no matter how much promo he gets. Because you listen to a five minutes and you're like.

But you know what? Like, like, this would be a good idea for a podcast. Which he. This would be a good idea for a podcast. This would be a good idea. Podcast trashing comics, that's bad. Here's a good idea for a podcast. We watch old school Red Bar here sometimes. If you were to create, like, kind of a recap show for all the comedy podcasts,

someone needs to do this. Dude. Where they host it and they're like, this weekend podcast. And they take kind of highlights of each podcast and kind of breakdowns. If you want to check it out, they talk about this. Something like that. A positive promotion for you and your friends. Oh, okay.

We'll do that. Me and Saitan. Why can't we just promote you guys and feed into your ecosystem? As if we don't promote you enough by doing this. What fucking assholes. Me and Sidesound are going to take you down. I like screamed when I heard him say that.

The person who posted this in the BBG just posted it about the king and the sting, no Patreon stuff, and I just kept listening. Yeah. And I've never heard anything like that i got an idea instead of bashing the comics for their scam schemes and lies let's just promote them and lie for them and make them money you know positive how about i come beat you up breakdowns if if you want to check it out they talk about this i don I don't know. Something like that. A positive kind of spin on comedy podcasts. That, I think, could do well as a show.

Now you're on Red Bar. What's his name? This nerd. This secondary nerd. You're in trouble. From me. The worst one. You're in trouble, Curly.

Is that Ari Maness? I don't know. I don't know, but get me his name because we do segments on him now. He's a podcaster. Spin on comedy podcasts. That, I think, could do well. You're a host. Come on down to the show of the chosen.

Yeah, but that was a red bar thing. But, yeah, these dudes have been obsessed with me for a while but how does brendan deal with your entire staff is quitting because they know they're not gonna be paid anything uh wally pip uh he was an outfielder for the yankees and he got hurt and then i think it was either Mickey Mantle or Joe DiMaggio stepped in for him, and then the guy never got his job back. And Wally Pip was actually really, really good. So a hostile takeover.

Essentially. Got it. Except if he wants to come back next week, he can have the seat back. I want him here. I like chilling, just picking the spots. Sniping. Welcome back, Kyle. Thank you. Hey, guys. We now have all of the short him here. I like chilling. Just picking the spots. Snipes right here. It is, right? Sniping. Welcome back, Kyle. Thank you.

Hey, guys. We now have all of the short kings here. And we just wanted to ask you some questions about how you felt with the diss track on you guys. I'll let Christian take that first. D'Leo can eat my dick. That's what I think. It's a little harsh. What?

It's nothing. It's a little harsh. He didn't make a track that's making fun of you, did he? He said the Asian. Obviously, they wanted to think they're talking about the crack and mico thing, LA is gay. They're not. They do the other reference. I'm talking about his beef.

They're not allowed to talk about the real thing. Something. He just says you like fishing, that's all. And that you're Asian. He made fun of the entire show, Cats After Dark. So really, we should just roast him altogether. I think we should all just beat the shit out of him. You know, it kind of hurt, but I think it's bringing awareness to short people everywhere.

So whether you like the song or hate it, people are going to know about us. Let's hear it let's hear it um also today uh we're gonna talk about i wanted to address the controversy in the podcast world right now i mean we got to everybody's asking us about it everybody's hitting up and i'm personally i'm out on marty mush i just can i cannot believe he would date ria right guys team hank hashtag team hank about that but i actually don't know too much about that like barstool world like there's a love triangle happening currently why why are you team hank uh he every this is barstool weird inner office drama that they're really playing up for content right now this dude when he eventually gets arrested for having child porn i will not be

surprised but hank is the producer for pardon my take one of the biggest podcasts in the world with big cat and pft and so he's been he's og barstool he's now head of content there he's making bank has shares in the company once they finally like completely sell it it's a big deal everybody loves him. Everybody loves Hank. Then there's this other guy, Marty Mush, who got hired a couple years ago, and no one really knows what he does. And his whole character is he kind of plays this dumb guy.

And then there's this chick, Maria Cufo or something. They're part of a podcast called Chicks in the Office that got pretty popular. Maria dated Hank. I sound insane recapping this. but Maria dated Hank for four years. She broke up because she's like, oh, I never lived a single life. She's only like 23, 24. That's fair. And then it just came out that she, for a while, had been secretly dating this Marty

Mush guy, and that guy, Marty Mush, has ruined his career because everybody likes Hank more than him, and they've basically admitted that they're not going to renew his contract. Really? because everybody likes Hank Morton him and they've basically admitted that they're not going to renew his contract really I mean like Big Cat is like the number two guy the company Dave Portnoy is number one and they both are like fuck that guy that's a scumbag move we'll see what happens but we're not going to do running shops running shop running shops cheat this nigga. Like, um... Like, um... Emile Hirsch cheated that dude in the movie Alpha Dog.

Running out would say, you wanna suck my dick? Content with him. And if those two guys aren't doing content with you at Barstool, it's... And you can't look at that nigga, too. All white people look alike. she cheated on him she didn't she didn't cheat actually they broke up oh they brought them yeah she was like hey i don't want to be in a relationship right now that waiter is like in a relationship with

someone else with marty mush yeah yeah and now it makes it seem like it's not that she didn't want to be in a relationship it's that she didn't want to be in a relationship with him but that's not what she said. Yeah, so I think that's the Cats After Dark official stance. We're Team Hank, right, guys? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Whatever Nick says.

So no more asking us about the controversy. Oh, and also, unrelated, next week we're going to have George Kimmel on, maybe. He's looking at his schedule, but Tiger Belly producer, and probably diving into the controversy more. We'll ask him about Marty Mush. Kimmel on, maybe. He's looking at his schedule, but Tiger Belly producer. And probably diving into the controversy more. We'll ask him about Marty Mush. Do you think he's too hanky for Marty? If you had to take a wild guess. He's a smart guy.

He's got to be too hanky. Now, here's my claim. All white people do look alike. Meaning, meaning every white person can play the sibling mother, father, daughter whatever or every white person

in anything it doesn't work that way with black people yeah hit it Christian Yeah. Hit it, Christian. Hit it, guys. Too many guys. It's funny, though. It's funny, though. So she quitting Chappelle quit

So much like you said Chappelle's last thing. Why he's mad at him, he didn't show up for it. Why would he? Why would he? Right now, being associated with a burning job is acid. They're fleeing the ship. You can't afford to pay them. But even if he

could, why would he be with you? You burned every bridge in every relationship. There's no future with you. She just said she left. She did the university thing. And I would guess, just kidding news,

because she's been on there a couple of times. And they move in and out of people. She might be the new chick on there. Of course she left. I'm shocked that Chappelle nigga left. That nigga's a nobody and never will be a somebody, but even he said fuck you

to you, Chappelle. That Chappelle dude said fuck you. And he didn't say fuck you to do his own show on your network. Of course not. He said fuck you? Wow. You stink.

And I bet you it's a shit. We don't know the behind the scenes shit too. Probably something about the Malik thing that happened. He grit his teeth and accepted it, but... I'm like, alright, Chevelle, you can stay on. I'll give you 20 bucks a month. And you're like, no. You can do your own show.

Who cares? Who gets paid to do a show by a YouTuber? That's gotta be fucking odd to me. On YouTube, I don't know if I would accept that. I would just do my live stream

on my show. Am I a mumble rapper? No. I would just do my live stream on my show. Man, I'm a rapper now. I'm slurping now. Bro, you niggas are talking shit in the chat. Fuck yous. I'm perfectly here. I'm fine. I'm watching this.

I'm going to be fine. I'm watching this. What are you catching when I'm catching? Catch the HIV, motherfuckers. The guys that have a podcast Are the guys who watch These are the guys that watch you Do the podcast And now I watch them Do a podcast about your podcast Man fuck all that Get milk in this shit

It's like that's your power They have to play their pre-approved Fake diss song They're gonna call it the real one. Imagine living in that state of, or working in that state of um, yeah, our boss

is having his empire his empire deconstructed. We're all leaving. Because obviously. But, uh, yeah. We're not allowed to dress

anything. Did I say address anything? Um. But Cheddar Bob Faggot will do it. Brendan, you and this Cheddar Bob Faggot will follow you to the end of the earth. Not really.

Give a fuck about that. I'm glad he does. I'm glad he does. We're playing lyrics and we can't hear them. The crack Amico song was the song. They were in 6th or 25th. What does that mean? Oh, the Patreon thing already failed.

They already did a crybaby Patreon video. And that thing failed, of course. That's fire. Forget it. That's fire. Can we just go ahead and go out on a limb and say this is the podcast version of Hit Em Up? It really is. Like, that's what that is. We need someone who can respond. Shit, you want to do it?

I'm a fucking faggot. And I'm a homo. I'm working for free. And I always work. By the way, this dude works for free. That's why I hired you, stupid. This dude works for free. That's why

you're there and you'll always be there. That's why everyone's leaving what used to be there. And on the final day, Brendan Schaub does end it says I made no money you'll still be there be like I guess you made no money and you'll still call him boss

what is the type of faggot to call a nigga boss I met some niggas like that when I was a petty officer in the Navy. Yeah, I got this boss. I never said don't call me boss. I was one of the odd things. Do you call people boss? This type of faggot, yeah boss. I wish I could say don't call me boss. I'm not your boss. Niggas will call people boss. That's a victim mentality, which is odd to me.

That's weird. Do like a country ditty and fire back at them. Kyle and I are supposed to do a track with Browse? Oh, nice. That's in the works? Yeah, also, we should probably change the sign. Oh, shit, you're right. Let's fix that.

From them, they're suing me for doing it. So they're worse, stupid. They're worse for suing me for doing what I do dummy boss is a way to belittle them no I don't think so oh no

I don't think it's a way to belittle them. Because I had a nigga in the Navy who was like, you're a boss. I didn't belittle them. It's the contact, what you're saying. I didn't need to belittle them. You're a little boss but that there we go

there we go that's much better good call Christian thank you we'll try to do it before the episodes going forward although that was

a cool effect yeah it was great alright let's switch it back no I'm just kidding what were we oh you're leaving what are you gonna do

Kat you quit too you're right you're leaving? What are you going to do, Kat? You quit too? You suck on our main point. They're all leaving the sinking ship. He thought it was a joke. No one laughed at it. He said, I don't know, joke. Which it didn't make much. We're dropping like flies. I don't really know what I'm going to do.

I know I'm going to keep doing OnlyFans, going to keep doing the show. And I don't have a plan. So I'm going to figure it out out you should travel blog yeah because then like you only like even if you just say it works for joe rogan i'm like a joe rogan i quit i don't know i'm gonna figure it out would that ever happen? No. But these are the people on the inside. They know the numbers. Whatever he pays them on contracts he has they know

we're in a dead channel. You only make $100,000 a year or you can't pay us so we gotta move on so we gotta move on okay I'll be on Tim Pool I can never imagine myself on Tim Pool

but uh they're all fleeing the thinking the black dude didn't even show up for their final show of course he wouldn't. You just break even on it. You just get to see the world for free and do some vlogs.

You already have your income. I feel like that's what people do when they have a following, just to have a lifestyle business. She knows how to vlog, too. She has a good camera. I don't know if I am great at that, though. You could pay an editor. Yeah, true. At this point.

True. No, she couldn't do vlogging. She's terrible at vlogging. The thing I advise her, they're all quitting. What are you doing? I don't know. I feel very awkward vlogging. Everyone's learning.

I don't know how to vlog in public. It makes me so shy and so awkward. And I get mad at Stevie when he tries to do right by me by encouraging me to do it. Because now I feel like he's telling me what to do. So I snap on him a lot. I was in the Bay Area for Mother's Day weekend. And I was planning on vlogging the trip. And I started recording.

And there are just certain parts where I didn't feel like taking my camera out and recording wherever we were at at that particular moment and Stevie would remind me like oh like bring your camera out you should vlog this you should record this blah blah blah and I have such a trigger with people telling me what to do you'll never hear of her ever again. So she's done. They're all done. They had no talent. You rolled with Brendan Schaub.

You had no talent or anything. So none of you is going to become anything. But the fact that you're leaving Brendan Schaub is a hilarious thing to me. You're not going to be anything and this and that, nigga. Or anything. You know what I mean? You're going to get nothing, you know. But, she, it was, she, it was the one that was behind the scenes.

The one that was behind the scenes. And then he was talking about a shop show. He wrote a lawsuit on a shop show. And dropped it in a clip when I was trying to see his lawsuit. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. This is dumb.

It's really over. I'm sick to the end of it all. I'm already just shocked by it. I don't know what's on pizza. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We're on Charter Waters, didn't we all? I know Waters. Salah from

Salah the Mean Show. I could see his on my lawsuit in the club. I'm ready to respond to that. So one of the new things is, create a separate line position. So, I don't like the mask. Uh, let me show you how it tastes. Yeah.

I'm not a lawsuit. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know.

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You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know.

You know. You know. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Wow! Oh, what's it like? Oh, my. She's to it because she has the water. Oh, man.

I love the fact the Britney shop thing is done. And that's my celebration. It's over. And now it's my ambition. We caught the dove, though. We got the dove. I don't even know if I'm going to get a dove. I've been partying. I've been to jazz. You know, kind of jerking, kind of,

you know, we got the dub out, the thing admitted, we didn't even hear it, we got the dub, we caught the dub, what the fuck are you doing, the thing admitted, the thing that we're talking, We caught the dove a while ago.

Do you niggas not realize you caught the dove? I was shocked when we showed up at that shop show shit. We were in court, but the dove was caught. Oh, my God. The dub was caught! My God! All the staff left. They all quit. Like I said,

the reason I'm playing those videos, you guys are a ch-Bob looking nigga. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, uh, the double is good. He made it be fun to me. Not me niggas, the other kids saw it kidding. I just made YouTube videos about it. Yeah.

Who's slurring the dub? Who's licking the dub? Artist focused on taking whatever view what are you about what are you saying Another thing, uh... They don't want to talk to me. Since I should just fucking run a lap. Right now. This nigga's so fucked over the bullshit lawsuit he's trying to do. He's fucked over someone's lawsuit. You said done the fucker lawsuit. Uh, yeah, uh, you fucked over someone's lawsuit. Well, you're not just going to be on your job. What do you think of the discount link thing?

When you drop a link to that link. No, don't worry. I'm not even talking right. You don't want to. That's my chick. I'm like a burning shop in the staff. I got shit to do. Especially like people in my personal life.

I'm going to put this again. I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk or something. I don't want to talk. I don't want put this again. I'm going to talk to her sometime. We'll talk. We'll be out in the desert in a minute. I don't know. She's not talking. Maybe 10 seconds.

Are we going to or not. No, I'm not going to do a vlog of my comedy. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I think I'm not. I'm going to get a pussy. And this is all of it. If it's work, I really don't care. Uh, whatever. I can't look at you.

I can't, um. I don't know if it clicks or anything. If I get out of waiting. I need 20 years. I can't do it. Whatever, um. Alright. Do get out understand

you're clear exposed and you were left only exposed you identified suing me of the bullshit not gonna happen They justified suing me for bullshit.

Not gonna happen. They're justifying themselves for having that. What a word of a faggot to do that for. Gay ops. Gay ops. By the way, you know you won you did nothing by like a hundred bucks.

You won't win, but you won't win. Sometimes I'm gonna do it. Curve over if you don't talk shit about you. Because you know it's true. It's true. It has to be true.

No one would just do some shit or some shit that wasn't true. It's sad. But the rats leaving the sinking ship. Sad. Truly sad.

I'm really eating a piece of milk. Talking about the snakes. I don't think I already ate a single I don't have anything, I didn't order any food, and I don't have that. Single brain film.

I'll do this in a live stream, and then I'll read your comment. How about this? Do you see that to me? Yeah, some of me, we do all our things, but I don't want to be. I only got some pussy.

When you're crying. I only have them for you. What did you do? Nothing. But, yeah, whatever. It's very saucy. Hilarious. Very saucy.

I think that... I'm gonna take on what, Jim Andrews? I don't even know how to do that video now. I'm going to do it 25. I'm going to have to watch what I was doing on that video on that. I'm going to have a video on that. I had to read the transcript to respond to that. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, I get fucked up, but I don't think I ever go like this, man. It's like I have around the block. What were you saying? You got fucked up, you're going around the block? What? you saying? You got fucked over your own block? What? Right now? What were you saying? Yeah, I beat women's pussies with my dick.

Yeah. Her interim... Can you ever achieve that? What have I achieved? Her mom, her one sister that year, did you dig her to do that? Nah, I don't think so. Nigga, you'll never be on my level. You got drunk. I'm bored I think that's a good job Niggas can't even be on None of them are on. Oh, dog. Just so you can see it.

And fucking show you. Look. I'm wearing Dez and fucking... I'll make it cool, dude. I'll make it all about you. Don't worry. Dez will be like the least thing at the end. I'm just joking, but... But yeah, dude, I can make some cool shit.

I can get that shit. Dude, I can make a beer for you, dude, if you want. That's enough money. I can talk to my boss, dude, and they could beer for it. Fucking distributed it around New York. Fucking, what would you want to call your beer if you could have a beer? I'm not even joking dude you got enough pool on YouTube and shit

I'm telling you dude I can get you a beer man and have your name on it what would you want to be called if I can make a beer for you I don't know you don't know have to think about it but yeah dude

I'm just saying I'd like to have fun you guys you guys are cool I like fucking coming here and sometimes smashing. It's funny, but I don't get involved with the rest of the shit.

I know everybody's attacking me now because of the whole fucking shit, but I try to stay away from all that crap. But if we can stick together and keep this team going,

the ONA, the train, that's what I'm trying to do. Fuck everybody. Who gives a fuck about everything? What's going on right now? Let's just fucking do this. Stick together.

We're a team. We gotta keep the comedians going like we can't let fucking we can't let we can't let people like we can't we can't let people like

and we can't let people like that other dude that came up on stage and almost gave god days okay you know how like um joe rogan's starting like a fucking shit and then texas well we can do the same thing on the East Coast. But we don't need a lot of money. We just need... No, we just need the right people. And then the money

will come. We just need the right comedians. We need to get the East Coast comedians. And what I'm saying with you, Kyle, is you have the fucking ticket to do it. Listen, you're not listening. Stop fucking arguing.

You have the fucking ticket to do it. You need to fucking stop with the fucking stupid shit. I keep telling you, stop with the stupid shit like i keep telling you stop stop with the stupid shit nobody gives a fuck about the australian motherfucking nobody gives a maybe some people do but i don't and a lot of people the smart people don't but the people you need to start talking to is like fucking like like i'm saying like joe Rogan and fucking... You can... Dude. I just had...

Listen. I just had a connection with fucking Burt Kreischer the other fucking day. You had a connection? What are you trying to test me today? No, he was looking for somebody to come on his fucking shit. How did you have a connection with Burt? I'm not even fucking joking with you, Connick. I'm not even joking.

I'm like, totally. I said, what's up? I'm not even joking. They were looking for somebody. They had a connection on as well. I'm not saying I had this. Who am I to you? How did you have a connection with Burt Kreischer?

Are you weirdo? connection with Bert Kreischer? But Bert Kreischer has said he likes you. How did you get a connection with Bert Kreischer? Have you ever heard that? The nigga... No, I'm serious. How did you get a connection with Bert Kreischer? How did you have it?

Okay, you're gonna laugh. Okay, but Bert Kreischer has said he likes you. If you fucking reach out to him, you can ask the fucking name. You're worried about bothering him. He said, yeah, I like you. Get away from me. Do you want me to do it?

Would that fucking make it better for you? Why do you always have somebody do something for you? Why would Bert Kreischer never say he liked me? I'm giving you free up, motherfucker. make it better for you? Why do you only listen to somebody who's talking for you? I'm giving you free up. Okay, ignore me. Act like I don't know nothing. You don't know nothing. I've only been here how long?

How long have I been here, fucking Des? You're retarded for how long you've been here. Des, Des, Des, how long have I been here? Des, Des, Des, how long have I been here? Des, Des, Des, how long have I been here? Everybody wants Des, Des, Des, Des Where's Des, Des, Des, how long have I been here? Since you fucking started, motherfucker

So stop treating me like a fucking piece of shit I'm trying to tell you to move your fucking shit along, to get into the real world, into where you want to be. Start reaching out to these motherfuckers. You keep making fun of them. Let's start. Yes, that's one of the best ones you can reach out to. Jim Norton's

another one. That's a little tough because you know he's a little fucking seclusive little bitch. But Burt Kreischer is one of the best people to reach out to to fucking get your shit. If you want to start

stand-up, Kyle, I'm telling you right now, one of the best people to reach out to right now is Burt Kreischer. If you don't want to listen to me, then go right at it. I don't want to do stand-up, you know. You don't want to do stand-up?

Okay. No, you know. Why not? I think you're fucking funny as hell. And you got the whole fucking black thing. Like, you have it covered. Like, you can fucking say whatever the fuck you want. I think you could.

Yes, you're the same age as me. Yes, you're the same age as me Yes, you're the same age as me I don't even know You're not listening You can still come off as a young cop Don't you fucking try it, dude Instead of smashing on it Why don't you reach out

You don't think Bert Kreischer doesn't know who the fuck you are? Exactly. Exactly. Cool. I don't know who the fuck you are, you white bird. I would go, Burt Kreister did a picture of me. My wife's a quadruple. I don't know what you gonna do At the brewery

You know the brewery And then what are you gonna do You irritate the fuck out of me Kyle Yeah you're at the brewery right No cause you irritate Cause you're You're at the brewery right Well because you're so much bigger

Than what you are Well where's your money At the brewery And you sit here And you shit on yourself I'm not shitting on you faggot You're a fucking asshole You're a legal wife With 800 pounds I'm trying to help you dude

I'm not helping you I don't need help I'm not helping you I'm not helping you I'm not a legal wife I was at the brewery and I said I I give you some beer You still do you live your life?

I can give you beer Beer, you still do check I can hook you up with I could I I could give you a support. Listen He's the janitor at the brewery I don't know if he's getting bigger or not Or on a farm You can fucking oh my god I'm not even looking at you. I'm not even looking at you. Dude. You can fucking... Oh my god.

I'm not even looking at you. You're not even looking at me. I'm not even looking at you. You're too fucked up, dude. I'll talk to you when you level it. I'll talk to you when you level it. Yeah, I'll talk to you when you level it. Yeah. I just gave

you and your wife a good job. I just told you how to get your life how to get a job. Because all he wants to do is sit on his lazy ass

and play video games and fucking do nothing and make money. He doesn't want to work. He doesn't want to fucking work. He doesn't want to make his wife work. That's the thing. And you guys are ready to

join the work group. I have a big open job opportunity for both of you when you're ready to work again. And I have and I have

and I have ample and I have I have ample. And I have. These. I have ample. People to watch your kids. While you're working. So.

You don't have to worry about your kids. And they'll treat your kids like gold. So. Don't worry about that. Like they're not going to get beat. Even if they act like a little weird. It doesn't matter. Okay, so you ready to come get a job opportunity, Kyle?

Are you gonna keep playing this fucking YouTube shit? I'm right here in Lafayette. Do you hear me? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you hear me? Yeah. Waffing grass?

Yeah, that's where I'm at. You couldn't work at a brewery? For real? You couldn't do that? And make like fucking $20 an hour? You couldn't do that and make like fucking $20 an hour? You couldn't do that? I'm not working on an hour basis. I'm not losing.

I'm trying to give you a job, man. I'm not working an hour. I don't make a living. If you think YouTube's paying you enough, you know. I sound right. See, people just got to stop paying you, man. Because it's not good enough to pay for. I think you could be way much better.

I think me and you could do something like way much better than that shit. We could do the fucking new O.N. You gotta hate me to love me. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. We could fucking do a fucking show. I'd like to. Sit here and argue with each other.

Fucking nasty to his kids. Yeah, I'm saying. Let's do it. No, I'm not even saying that. Let me know when you're ready Des is the same shit Des the fucking always Des the two niggas following her

Des fucking always shakes her ass She don't care She hates me Des doesn't even really work The love hate relationship It's alright. Ain't that how ONA fucking are? Come on, man.

We gotta make some money. Yeah, lock it all tomorrow. Smack these bitches around. I'm done streaming, but you don't even realize. You're the master at streaming oh we can fucking do that we can I'll yank every fucking seat out of that shit oh yeah

she's already she's almost dead I'm a fucking I'm a fucking oh yeah we could smack that around we could fucking do whatever you want I'm a fucking I'm a fucking

she'd be like the that I'm a fucking or the the uh the fuck's her name I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a fucking Or the Dia. Yeah, Dia Cohen. What the fuck's her name? I don't know. I don't know what that cousin is about.

What's that? What is it? Maybe some girls that... What is it? Des can do that. Des can fucking line us up with some girls that like to be slutty on the phone and shit. We can take phone calls.

Dude, I'm telling you. Let's do this. We'll do like a YouTube fucking thing. Or do you want to start it off? We can start it off a different way. I don't give a shit. Yeah, I can retire now.

No, I'm not going to retire. I'm just saying. Let's do it. I ain't going to do it on YouTube. YouTube sucks. Oh, she's not here. I know she's not here right now, but... No, we could pull shit up

RNA was pulling some Some shit up today He's got all the old Fucking shit saved up What happened to all your You got the You got the fight between me and my wife You got the fight between

Listen You got the fight between me and my wife? You got the fight between... Listen! You got the fight between me and my wife. Remember that? I bet you... I bet you RDA does. I bet you they can pull that shit

up right now. They got that same shit. Like. Remember that fight? When I called her a bitch and she came and grabbed my phone and all that shit. No, but I'm saying people like that shit. Gotta bring it up. I know. You got it.

I'm assuming you failed. Really? RDA could pull it up, like, real quick. But whatever. I don't think you failed so much. That was one of his things that he was trying to say. He was like, I know you better than

he does, dog. Not so much you failed. I banned you. Read the man, dog. Check him out. He brought something so unproductive. I don't know what he wants. I had to shed myself with these loser faggots

growing so much bigger now. Enough of your guanamon life. You know, you've just been fully banned. It'll probably help your life. Stop watching me get a real job. Helping you out. That's a good one. I'm just kidding around I'd be in the mercy

I wouldn't be in the mercy I'm just bored but I'm about to bounce don't kill yourself dog I me in a second I was going to bed um milligrams I don't think but shout out to the videos tonight Vernon Shaw fucking fucked up his lawsuit against me that was odd he admitted I ain't admitting that stupid what a dumbass I didn't mean that, stupid.

What a dumbass. Who admits that? I get... What's that analogy? When the flame goes out, it flickers the most. It's just over. He's learning the most, he admits. He just handed me the gold for the lawsuit. And I knew a copyright.

This nigga just tried lying to the internet Saying he's suing for defamation No I'm not No you're not I'm not suing for defamation Or harassment You lying fuck The dummy admitted it though Oh no no no

I work in court it's a very odd thing by the way being in the zoom courtroom the only minority surrounded by gray haired white people odd thing but not that odd

I'm dealing with it but thanks for admitting that not that odd, I'm dealing with it, but, uh, things are admitting that, Sean, what a fucking weirdo, I was out for 30 minutes. All right? I got shit to do.

Unlike you, I got bitches. Situations. I'm a somebody, you're a nobody. I know at McDonald's you can't leave for 30 minutes. Gonna make those burgers. But I got a mountain of time. Fucking nut job. Fully admitted it, too, which is an odd thing to me.

I don't know why he's leaving. Sad. I make the best content. Fucking whack job. We're so done. They're all leaving. Of course they are. They are.

He randomly brought my case up during his shit show thing. I'm the big guy. I'm the small YouTuber bop. By the way, everything I got was off to the 500K and StarWars. It wasn't me bringing it up.

They brought it up, but we have to still wait until the next Tiger Bell to see the evidence in the FBI and CIA investigation. Apparently the CIA and FBI are looking at terrorists.

They're looking at me and Brendan Schaap. According to Brendan Schaap. The FBI suspended everything. They, looking at me making fun of him, you know, it's a huge federal investigation, you know, federal, my god, that is a porn. A stroke? I think I was stroking my dick with some pussy.

Spit on my dick and balls. But alright, everyone tonight, watch me. Alright, end this. We'm gonna get a fun night, if you're a dude watching me, I'm gonna get your dick and balls sucked, I'm gonna make Des lick from my jungle bridge to the tip of my dick, I don't make her do, in front of my legs too. What's it, vixen?

I think I'm black. But I do that because I love getting a dick sucked. When you're a man, you just spread legs as a man. And a chick lays down right in front of your stomach and just sucks your dick sexually. I'm gonna make Des do that tonight. Only you men get that tonight. I don't know about to get that.

And then I'm gonna make Des's friend do that, her new friend, by the way. In English. You didn't have to type it at once, you just type it and then put bro? I don't think I'm gonna do that. I don't think anyone can say nigga. My liver... is sacred!

I don't know. I don't know. Bye. By the way, hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, you dummies. All right. I think I hear him.

He's in the live stream. Yes, I delete them off of YouTube. You get to watch them all. They're up on Twitch. So you motherfuckers. I delete all my live streams on YouTube. My live stream. It is, I swear. Some of them, like, they hurt and some of them don't.

Usually they feel the same. Have you ever had an understatement? Here it is. I'm going to link this. But, um, yeah. You got to watch it on Twitch. There you go. Boom, Bob Junko. I got to go. Peace. Stay black.

Bye. Puzzle, Teddy, Lobo, Diablo, right in the head It's gone me crazy, gone me crazy cause I ghost y'all Killer rapper, be yourself, fuck a close call Boy, where the dude at, where the dude at? This day you spittin' food for thought, where the Jew at? Yo, your pussy look like Shaq, where the screw at? I got me bounce for the house, just a newfound zap What you say, yeah? We go off in the flat, super say, yeah Keep the game fly, boy, we say, yeah? We go off in the flat, super say, yeah? Keep the game fly, boy, we play, yeah?

About to fuck the world up, Ronald Reagan Mama raised a rat king like Angela Bassett She raised a bot king like Angela Bassett She never played a rock queen like Angela Bassett But we're rolling on that river like Angela Bassett Folks askin' me, when you gonna put on for your city? I'm the weird guy, people lie like they ain't ridin' with me They're not callin' my brother, okay?