The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub's company collapses!!!??? Fallout from Schaub's fleeing to Austin?!??

Episode Date: March 8, 2025

taking a pee test. Schaub website taken down. Thiccboy on its last legs?!?!? Dez meets the new Dez!!! Trying new features. Is tiger whiskey the next on the chopping block. Cumia and Opie still hate ea...ch other

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 I'll be like a man Yo I did not want that thing to pop up. I don't know if it actually even is. I would assume it is because I can see it. We'll see in a second though. How does this thing keep dying when it's turned off? What is that about? So stupid in the morning. Come on. Oh, fuck it. Whatever. We'll just wing it.
Starting point is 00:01:46 I don't give a fuck. What is good? What is up? What's popping now? How was your Wednesday? I'm trying some new shit. I'm trying to see if I can get the video to play because I want to play Kumia
Starting point is 00:02:07 and Gavin trashing Opie it's already not doing what I want it to do but we'll see if it works when I actually play the video we'll see if that works and I think I fixed the donation link in the description,
Starting point is 00:02:27 so it'll go off during the thing, if you donate through Streamlabs, but we'll see if it works, I don't know, someone type something in the chat, so I can see if the chat's even working, because my other phone just fucking died, for no reason, I didn't even have it fucking unplugged.
Starting point is 00:02:47 What the fuck? Ugh, this technology is annoying. Oh, alright, chat works. There we go. Sup, Radio Shaman? Y'all had a piss test today, though. I passed it. Flying Colors. Yeah, let's fucking go. Like Deadpool and Wolverine. Let's fucking go.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Love that fucking movie by the way. Wait a minute. She has Disney+. I'm going to have to hit her up and ask for a Disney+. Log in, you know. But yeah, how was your wednesday i dropped that video about bobby lee and kalilah i didn't know that many people didn't know kalilah had a baby and shit but someone had asked me to do an update on that video because she had fucking um bell's palsy all up in her face. People thought it was drugs, so she had an STD.
Starting point is 00:03:47 No, she just had a baby, and it was complications from her pregnancy, so that's what that was about. But in that video, Kumia trashed Opie on Twitter, but then he trashed him during Compound Censored, and I'm going to try and play that, see if that works. We're trying new stuff here, people.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yes, Bobby Wee. But like I said, I put that new Streamlabs link in the description, so it should go off during the stream, unlike the last two days. But. So. Got up and just chilled with Porter. You can check all fucking day today. Fucked her. Chilled.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Watched TV. Made some videos. Came back here. Took a pee test. And I'm talking to you niggas. What's good? Oh, her bed is so comfortable though. Like I'm not usually a nap guy, but
Starting point is 00:04:51 I be catching Z's over there. Yeah. Just chilling and napping in her bed. What's up Andy Violin? Ah, it just started raining too. What's it going to rain all fucking week now or some shit? I got to go to a meeting tomorrow, a meeting Friday, a meeting Sunday. And I got to find an extra meeting because you got to do four a week.
Starting point is 00:05:16 So Saturday, I got to try and find a meeting. Because you're not allowed to do two in one day. So Saturday is the day I got gotta go fucking marching my ass looking for a meeting. Did this fucking thing turn on yet? So I can at least see what it looks like from the airport. Alright, give me a second here.
Starting point is 00:05:54 It's good, holy jug lord. Hold on, I'm just, I'm trying to see if this video is gonna work See if I can play it mobile wise Look at my new court date. Fucking May 6th. I keep putting the court dates further and further away. It's annoying. She has Jim Ross face disease. Yeah, but she got it from being pregnant. A lot of people thought it was drugs or STD, you know, she
Starting point is 00:06:50 was pregnant. I didn't know that many people didn't know she was pregnant. Like I was saying, I just assumed everyone knew. Right? If it's connected, then fucking work. Oh, technology annoys me. There we go. I saw some of the State of the Union when he said Pocahontas likes it. Fucking all that shit. That shit was funny as fuck.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Come on, slowest phone in the world. Right, just let me... Now, why am I on... Hold on. Give me a second here. Of course you're going fucking the slowest you possibly could you piece of cunt
Starting point is 00:07:49 oh hurry the fuck up I love how this main channel is so banned you put it into the thing and it doesn't even pop the fuck up. Like, what is that? There we go. Yeah, it's showing it like I didn't want it to show it right there. Whatever. Yeah, it's showing it like I didn't want it to show it. I went right there. Whatever. Fucking whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, I got enough data and shit. It's just shit. It's just shit. It's fucking annoying. And it's a bitch to do it through mobile. I got to get my goddamn laptop back. Like this thing in the bottom shouldn't be popping up yet. Because I put... Wait, I wonder if I can hide it right now.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Because it's not supposed to be popping up yet. And it still popped up. So, yeah. That just goes to show how this fucking, how this technology works. Why did I take a piss test? Because I got it three times a week. Well, the court made me take one down there.
Starting point is 00:09:36 That's technically doing four. Oh, there. I was able to get rid of it. Yeah! Hold on. I'm going to try and pop it right back up in a minute here. I'm going to try and play that kumia clip but yeah Death give Kyle back his laptop just get the Recon chick. Yeah, but I got all my shit saved on that laptop Me and the Puerto Rican chick, we went to, um,
Starting point is 00:10:27 she had a doctor's appointment today, so took an Uber to that, went to her crib, fucked all day, made some videos, and came back here. Tell your man to get off Kyle's lot. He said, I'm going to do a stool sample. At the courthouse they made me do a breathalyzer which is pretty fucking nuts it's like come on
Starting point is 00:10:53 I pissed in the cup you really need a breathalyzer like how extreme are we taking this like calm down. Alright, I'm going to try and play this Kumia clip, though.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Hold on. Let's see if this works let's see if this pops up then i'll play this shit see if this pops up, then I'll play this shit. See if this shit works. Alright, now it's not going to pop up. Come on! Don't you love it when shit just doesn't work? As it's advertised to work. Come on. There you go.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Advanced. There we go. All right. Let's see if this works. Think of any job. If you can't get fired, even our job you can't get fired even our job couldn't get fired I'd probably do like a 20 minute episode right right maybe I wouldn't do any show prep
Starting point is 00:12:54 maybe I'd take a couple weeks off I don't know I'm going to get some mental health days because I would do a show that would be indistinguishable from the OP show that's what I would do no show that would be indistinguishable from the OP show. That's what I would do. Put no work into it whatsoever. I'll come on whenever I damn well please.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I won't plan one goddamn thing. And I'll just shut my brain off for 20, 30 minutes. Yeah, whatever. Before you ruin the greatest show on radio. Yap, yap, yap, yap. I watched one the other day and he goes, go ahead, yap, yap, yap. But then he keeps going. It's like 40 seconds of yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
Starting point is 00:13:33 If you're doing that guy, I know the guy, but it's usually like, go ahead, yap, yap, yap. It's like three yaps. You end it. It's not a minute of yaps. No. He thinks it's hilarious. If he thinks something's hilarious, he'll do it forever.
Starting point is 00:13:50 He'll just keep doing it. Yeah, I read something this morning about, you know, he's so fucking angry and jealous and just bitter about the whole thing. So he's got his shit on it, you know whatever i'm fine i'm having a good time i i did sid's show this morning on the phone uh i signed my contract yesterday it's just it's it's gonna be fun it's two hours on a sunday night i'm gonna have a great time doing it and opie cannot fucking cope with it. Well, it's a cultural shift, and the only trick that Opie had in his bag of tricks was Anthony's a pariah, and the world hates him. So I didn't do anything wrong.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And if the world doesn't hate you, well, now he's fucked. Yeah, yeah. wrong and if the world doesn't hate you well now he's fucked yeah yeah if you're normal then what then people start going well why don't you do anything right right if there's a reason that he can concoct that i'm not on broadcast radio he can carry that with him as why he's not on broadcast radio right now i've got that anthony st. Oh, and there's no Anthony stank. Well, right, right. Excuses. And if Anthony gets a job in broadcast radio, we have to start looking at why Opie doesn't and hasn't had a job. His firing wasn't near as controversial as mine.
Starting point is 00:15:20 So what the fuck? Why have why hasn't he gotten the offer? You know, I wasn't even looking for a radio gig. I was not even looking for a radio gig. I had somebody, a girl that used to do Chrissy's show all the time. And she worked with some of the people that are at ABC now. And she texted me and said, hey, you mind if I give your number to my old boss? He's interested. And it said something like he's interested in you, like what you charge for an appearance fee or something.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I'm like, why? I'll talk to him. I didn't even know it was the president of ABC, WABC. What's he like? Call him. What's up? What's he like? He's fucking awesome. Like a self-made millionaire is doing it for fun kind of thing
Starting point is 00:16:05 oh well the owner owner he's the the president is chad the owner owner is john and he's like the billionaire he's owns christine's and dagastino's supermarkets in the city and a bunch of other things and uh yeah they just like radio they like the whole thing and then they're also incorporating the digital end of it in too where they have a workable app so anybody around the country can listen to any show anytime. That's a good point. Let's pull that up. Oh, yes. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Ignore my – I just pushed the beer button. I've got a console here where I can push buttons and silently motion to Sean. And they used to be – for Ryan, it was like shut up. Oh, right, the shut up button. Yeah, I have it. We made fun of Crowder for having one. Right, Crowder had it, and then you were like, yeah, that's a terrible idea. Anyway, how do you get one of those?
Starting point is 00:17:01 But I don't need it for Sean. In fact, I should probably get a say something, asshole. Yeah. But I changed the listings, and one of those but i don't need it for shauna in fact i should probably get a say something asshole yeah but i said change the the listings and one of them is beer link so i i did push the beer button but i'm not i'm not asking for a beer right yet i want to let's show people if you're not in new york or you're busy in new york and you can't make it to eight to ten to this sunday so you go to the app store and you get the ABC. That's the website though, right? Yeah, there's also a website that broadcasts, but you know, the app is available on the app store
Starting point is 00:17:31 77 WABC. And yeah, there it is. So you go to the app store. You listen to me live on Sunday nights right after Joe Piscopo does his Frank Sinatra show. Which is awesome, by the way. It's a great show please and it's it's really really good frank sinatra is a great italian and in this house he's a hero and the story and then we also have our comedy show uh coming up yes oh we're back on the road oh boy back on the last
Starting point is 00:18:07 one the last one nearly killed me it is such literally it literally nearly killed you yes it is such a challenge to stay sober for that's this is what i don't get about comedians how are you not blackout drunk by the time you do the show? Some are stuttering, John. It's like, it's boring being in another town. You're sitting around like... Okay. What?
Starting point is 00:18:41 I just wanted to give that a look, see if I can get that working. All right, I got that working. So we can kind of watch videos when I do this fucking stream. Okay. Okay, so that's good to know. That's nice to know. All right, now can I get rid of that? Yes, I'm doing this all on the fly, people. Okay. people and advanced boom boom save save
Starting point is 00:19:19 was I disconnected yes I was why was. Why is the other thumbnail coming? I have no idea. It is my team. Shut up. The Bulls are my team. I'm black. I get to just have any team I want. Deal with it. It has nothing to do with whether they're my team or not it has to do with doesn't match my sneakers I'm cutting in and out yeah I figured as
Starting point is 00:19:53 much it's because I'm playing the video I think but I just wanted to give it a test see if it worked buffering is that what it was doing yeah cuz I was trying to get rid of the little window I guess I should probably just keep it up there if I'm gonna play videos during this I just give that a try going forward. Like I said, today was mainly a testing to see if it even worked. But hey, it did technically work, so boom, there you go. I mean, that's the good thing. It did work. Am I still cutting in and out?
Starting point is 00:20:50 Probably. But yeah, so, took the piss test. Kind of tired. I tried putting the donation link in the fucking chat. Of course, it didn't work. It's in the description. If you hit that one, it should pop up now
Starting point is 00:21:09 because it says Sands Entertainment 2, not Kyle Swindells. I think the Kyle Swindells one is linked to the second channel and this one is linked to this channel. Oh, it's okay now? Alright, finally. God damn. Yo, yeah, me and Puerto Rican chick, we got back because you went to the doctor's.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I had her make me some pork chops and Spanish rice. Yo, I fucking went to town on that shit. I was smashing on that food and then I was smashing on her. Oh, her bed is so comfortable just go over there and then fall asleep but I got her some McDonald's coffee she made me a pot of that just to try it and and I'm drinking it, and I'm like, you know, coffee is basically coffee, the only shit that makes it different and tastes better than other coffees is the shit you put in afterwards, like the creamer and the sugar,
Starting point is 00:22:14 like, do you go French vanilla, or do you go mocha, or some shit, that's the only difference, so, still buffering, my god, okay, well, playing videos completely jacks up the stream, yeah, the audio's cutting in and out, too, my god, smash plantains and fried My God. Smash plantains and fried pork is almost better than vagina. She did have some plantains, but she went to go give it to her dad. I was like, are those plantains? Did I know Mersh used to be a strip club DJ? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And didn't he like try and say he became like the manager or something of some shithole fucking thing? All I remember is Mersh fucking driving around Bobo trying to get an ONA. Now it's not your connection, it's mine. And I used to have the microphone plugged into the motherfucker. Something's weird. Yeah, and it's still, like, the live streams glitch out when I try to end them and shit.
Starting point is 00:24:02 It's still weird doing it from the phone. Like, I think I have to do it for like a week, because it started working perfectly on the second channel when I was streaming over there from the phone, so I think I got to do it like five days in a row for it to like get used to what I'm doing, so there's no fuck-ups. I think I got a mic for five viewers. What this does, with your laptop,
Starting point is 00:24:24 hopefully not sit on it. Remember when you used to take phone calls on your live stream? Yeah. I could still do that though. Because that's just calling my phone. Because I used to just give out my number. So I could still do that. I don't give a fuck if you fuckers have my number.
Starting point is 00:24:54 And I think I just gave out like a text now number too, which I could do. And I used to have the microphone plugged into the motherfucker. But I also think like the app has gotten worse since I used to do it back in the day on the phone too. Which is weird, but I've seen it happen with other technology. That's why I, every time like a piece of technology says we need to update, I try to put off that update as much as possible. Because the second it updates, everything fucks up after an update. I'm looking healthy, but of course...
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah, I'm looking healthy. Do I think Missy is manly? I think she can crack a lobster with her bare hands. Jerry, you gotta get me another picture of man hands. I was in the Forbidden City. I mean, if Missy ever talked shit to me, I'd just be like, yo, you fuck an over-60-year-old, you weirdo cunt. Like, bitches like that don't get to talk shit
Starting point is 00:26:31 when, like, you're dating a guy in his 60s. Like, with his loose skin and old balls and gross. JBW over on SE Seattle what nigga god damn Robert Miller why would Opie go to Thailand where to guys
Starting point is 00:26:58 are ya alright so I guess playing a video buffers it but like All right, so I guess playing a video buffer tip. So there was that. I mean, come on. I would drink really fast. Like I didn't know how to chill and drink. I'm going to be a club soda drinking man,
Starting point is 00:27:26 yeah, G-H, when am I gonna kick fucking Kumia, out of the cellar, because I'm working for Bill Burr now, oh, I still love that story, of fucking Kumia getting kicked out of the comedy cellar, because Bill Burr
Starting point is 00:27:46 said, hey, you fucking trashed my wife and he had club soda. Can he do it? Chargers released Joey Bosa. Damn. Was that Nick Bosa's brother or some shit? What the fuck was that Nick Bosa's brother or some shit what the fuck was that oh someone hit me up
Starting point is 00:28:18 with a message All right. I don't think anyone's going to donate, but I just wanted to test out here. I want to see if that video thing was going to work, and I wanted to see if someone did it through Streamlabs who was going to show because of the new link. I guess we won't find out. With police action and everything.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Them niggas are going to have me arrested and like I said, I'm not from New York. And he was like, yeah, alright. So playing that video fucked up the thing. Like I said, I'm going to have to play more videos to get used to it though didn't keep the cops right and you when you were gonna visit compound
Starting point is 00:29:08 yes he did oh yeah he threatened me what police action and everything them niggas are gonna have. And like I said, I'm not from New York and he was a cop from New York. So I probably would have been fucked over if I had actually shown up. But then that asshole got fired. That dummy got fired long ago too and I haven't fired with the other compound people
Starting point is 00:29:47 he got fired and replaced with E-Rock as he should have been too because he stunk at his job and not that Keith the Cop particularly stinks he's just a former cop what the hell does he know about running like an online show and network and shit?
Starting point is 00:30:10 And to be fair, I don't think E-Rock was that much better, but at least E-Rock came from the radio world, so he had some knowledge to it. I mean, Keith the cop, redesign the website and let all the views of every show on there get shown and oh boy, that was embarrassing there's a big COO
Starting point is 00:30:36 retirement and is living in Florida yeah keep the flap to his fucking home run to master Keep the flap to his fucking home run. To Master. And the website kept crashing, yeah. Didn't it fucking show like, Kumia had the most.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Kumia would get like a thousand views, which means he had a thousand people paying. But didn't like Eastside Dave get like 30 views or some shit? Like, it was bad. Eastside Dave, by the way, another show that met the chopping block well before the network went away. I mean, holy shit. La Mujer del Pueblo Jesus, god damn, I tried to go live like four times before this fucking thing worked. My God. Well, it's over. Thick Boy is officially over. I have
Starting point is 00:32:34 defeated them. There is no more Thick Boy, so is he trying to get out of the backlash of that lawsuit because it was Thick Boy versus Swindells? I don't know, but Thick Boy is officially done. I downloaded the app to hear Kumi on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'll try to call in, although I doubt he's going to take many calls. There will probably all be pre-screen calls or something like that. He's probably just going to babble politics just to begin his show off with. But Sick Boy officially done, oh, and I got to tell you, is about Desiree Matt, the Puerto Rican chick. Yes, she did.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I wasn't expecting that one either. And oh boy, she was not happy. Although my whole thing is like, what are you tripping on? But we'll get into that. What's up, Coonies Dentist? What is poppin'? But Thick Boy is done. Officially done.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Officially done done officially over there's no more Thick Boy the Malcolm in the Middle intro I gotta get my laptop which now that Desmet fucking Puerto Rican chick maybe we can make that happen that would be nice
Starting point is 00:34:02 but I mean what's up Andy Violin what happened to sick boy it's officially over it's done go to sickboy.com it just says opening soon and the fighter and the kid sick boy is done
Starting point is 00:34:18 there's no more sick boy he has dropped the moniker he's no longer selling merch there's no more going to be a sick boy website it's just all going to be fighter and the kid now because now he's following calin down there so what's up chris mack it's the way it is another one bites the dust i wonder if he's going to continue doing this stupid fucking car thing now. What are lotion and tissues for? Wiping myself down.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Dude, I have no use for lotion and tissues, fucking. I got Puerto Rican chick. So. I know Thick Boy. Trust me, no one knows how gay Thick Boy is. I'm the one who got sued by him. And my name forever in the pantheons of lawsuits when fucking Disney sues Sony or something is going to be cited Thick Boy versus Swindells.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And that cocksucker is already trying to change his name back to just Fighter and the Kid and got rid of Thick Boy. You really put belt to ass on the Fighter and the Kid, didn't you? I had to. I had to, Dag Mabit. Yeah, it says Thick boy on the lawsuit it says thick boy versus swindells aka unique but mainly it says my name for swindells which i like but yeah it says thick boy that's why every
Starting point is 00:35:57 time i do a video and i go talk about the lawsuit and i say sick boy versus swindells i just gotta Sick Boy vs. Fandels I'm just going to go It's disgusting having to say that But I mean Yeah Of course it was a lame brand name Sick Boy Yes I single handedly Took them down I have
Starting point is 00:36:23 Destroyed them Him and the fucking $500,000 The monster lawyers And his friends In a dark place Fuck that No the appeal's not over
Starting point is 00:36:38 The appeal is still going on He lost the lawsuit The appeal still goes on Like I said all these judges and lawyers got bills to pay, so I guess they keep that shit going forever. I'm not paying for it, thank God. I wonder if you can still find a bottle of Tiger Thick Whiskey.
Starting point is 00:36:57 That's a good point. I didn't even think about that. Wait, so now that Thick Boy is over, does he change the name of the dumb whiskey? I mean, come on. He sold like two fucking bottles of that shit. And that also goes to like how shitty his work ethic is. Like, I've met Dan Aykroyd before.
Starting point is 00:37:19 You know how I met Dan Aykroyd? I saw a commercial and he was going to be at Yankee Spirits. And he said, come on down to Yankee Spirits and meet me, Dan Aykroyd? I saw a commercial and he was going to be at Yankee Spirits. And he said, come on down to Yankee Spirits and meet me, Dan Aykroyd, and buy a bottle of my Crystal Head Vodka. I went down there, bought a bottle of vodka, met him. But he actually like, and that was just Yankee Spirits and Attleboro Mass. He probably did that all over the fucking country. He actually like went out there and sold it. He just didn't go, I have
Starting point is 00:37:47 liquor, people buy it. He actually hit the fucking local liquor stores all over the country and actually went and sold the shit. Schaub never did that. But now I wonder, does he continue to call it Tiger Sick Whiskey now that Sick Boy
Starting point is 00:38:04 is done? I don't know. Questions. I would assume not. Although it might be hard to change the brand name on all the whiskey bottles he didn't sell. So, fuck you, Pharaoh Monkey. to change the brand name on all the whiskey bottles he didn't sell so you pharaoh monkey and i remember why you were banned did you ever see the john chong video about the crystal skull vodka no i didn't
Starting point is 00:38:46 but yeah dan akroyd actually went out there and like sold the shit. Joe is loyal to Schaub. He's not that loyal though. He won't let Schaub perform at his fucking club. So I don't know how fucking loyal fucking he is. Yeah, get permanently banned, asshole. Heisenberg and Jesse used to do that too with their liquor.
Starting point is 00:39:16 But, so, Thickboy's over. If you go to Thickboy.com, it just says opening soon. The fighter and the kid. Who lied to him and told him it was a good thing. I don't know. Do you think that people in his life have any control over him? Like, even if they, like, I doubt they'd give him advice.
Starting point is 00:39:37 But even if they did, do you think you'd actually take it? You have to remember, we can't let Andrew Schultz off the hook. Remember, Andrew Schultz said he wanted to see the Gringo Poppy first before Schaub released it. So he technically had Andrew Schultz's blessing in releasing that god-awful special. I'm a half-black?
Starting point is 00:40:04 You're still appealing the lawsuit. Yep. I beat you to the block. Yeah, I got him. Like I said, I can make people instant moderators, but did it just work that one time? I got to make drug lord one still. Oh, by the way, don't forget to hit the stream labs donation link in the description and it
Starting point is 00:40:26 should be the one that actually works and pops up because it says sains entertainment too jeff's friends are obnoxious only funny one is shane to shop continue with the truck giveaway scam i think he still does that i think's still going to do with the car scam thing. I know no one buys merch, really, but, I mean, he needs an excuse to get out of the house and away from the wife and get addies and baddies and travel. So, I mean, without that car thing, he has no excuse to go anywhere. Has he ever reached out personally to me in any way?
Starting point is 00:41:09 No. I talked to his lawyer, and after the deposition, they said we can settle for a dollar, and I told him to go fuck themselves, and we're going to win this lawsuit, and then I won the lawsuit. Would you grape shop if he ever tries to run up? He would never try to run up on me. I'm a problem in
Starting point is 00:41:32 these streets. But I mean, yeah, so that's the only time, quote unquote, he tried to reach out to me by proxy through his lawyer. And his lawyer wanted to settle for a dollar, meaning I give them a dollar and say I committed copyright infringement. And I said, dude, you're so going to lose. And then they lost. Like I was actually, by the way, what a dumb thing.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Anyway, like why would I cop to that for a dollar they should and like I told you we actually got to a point where they were offering me money to fucking settle if Shab did ever confront you what would you say obviously you don't know until it happened
Starting point is 00:42:23 but what do you think I'd say what up dummy what would you say? Obviously you don't know until it happened but what do you think? I'd say what up dummy? I'd scare him and stare him down like the rock. Yeah I'd go like this show the goosebumps
Starting point is 00:42:36 and shit. What the fuck? If I ever saw that clone ball in real life I wouldn't say or do any well I'd say something to him but like I don't know is it on site if it's on site
Starting point is 00:42:52 it's on site yes I have a face sleepy but yeah so if you go to thickboy.com it says opening soon the fighter and the kid thick boy is dead finally but like I said it says thick boys
Starting point is 00:43:14 versus swindells so I'm attached to that dumb fucking name for the rest of eternity in fucking federal law next week in Harvard Law they're gonna go and as we look at rest of eternity in fucking federal law. Next week in Harvard Law, they're going to go, and as we look at Dick Boy versus Swindells and copyright law, why don't they just say Schaub?
Starting point is 00:43:38 What's Schaub doing nowadays? He's about to move to Texas to follow Brian Callen. It'd be too good. He'd smash most of us. I mean, I don't know. In an MMA
Starting point is 00:43:59 fight, yeah. I don't know about a street fight where you're like, we can pick up weapons and shit and kick a nigga in the nuts and shit you're the OG when it comes to covering job I wonder if Dick Boy Studios is still in Calabasas well he's moving to Texas so I would assume now and technically Dick Boy is out of is Colorado? I believe it's technically, or Florida. It's one of those. It's held by like,
Starting point is 00:44:32 well, wait, how did this story go? It's held by like some guy who's associated with MMA who lives in fucking Florida, and he's technically like the CEO of Thick Boy. I think they're doing that for tax purposes. I'm a modern-day Larry Flynn. Hey, I just got some pussy not too long ago, too, some Puerto Rican pussies.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Bro, come on, Street Fight or MMA, he's smashing our heads. I don't know, I might pick up a fucking rock like fucking Craig did on Friday saw it at that nigga the studio was in Calabasas they shared a building
Starting point is 00:45:15 well the studio I'm talking about the main business front of it though everyone loved it at the start who's everyone i remember my first video ever about shop it was the whole um slinging dick thing someone just sent me a thing and said hey look at joe rogan's buddy outing him about cheating on his wife and then i was like no way that happened then I watched a clip and I was like I can't believe that happened what an idiot what if I ran up on shops wife how much did shops wife hate him right now she is
Starting point is 00:46:02 getting pulled out of California and being moved to fucking Texas. That bitch is not going to have any friends there. She's downgrading. She's like, I married you for this. I did not want tacos and burritos. You thought Callan was worse? I like Callan and you can just tell Callan's being held
Starting point is 00:46:32 back by Schaub, but that's why Callan tried making the move to Texas. You gotta remember, Callan was just moving to Texas. Joe Rogan said, I'm gonna let you have every weekend at the comedy mothership. Callan was done with Brendan Schaub. And his excuse of getting the fuck away from Brendan Schaub was,
Starting point is 00:46:52 look, I got to move to Texas. Rogan's offering me technically a residency at the comedy mothership. I don't think Callan expected Schaub to go, well, I'm going to come with you. Callan was Schaub to go well I'm going to come with you Callan was like ah Callan was like ah he won't let me not do this stupid fucking podcast well you got to remember
Starting point is 00:47:23 Schaub's wife does like her Vegas trips Jason got banned from the chat oh I gotta unban him oh someone with power wanted to ban him the nigga got banned I don't know what to tell ya like I said if you donate $25 through that stream labs link in the description
Starting point is 00:47:42 you get instant moderator power. You can ban whoever the fuck you want. I'll probably unban them by the next stream if I remember. Or if I care enough or have time. I'm usually getting fucking Puerto Rican pussies. I don't know. They bought houses in Texas,
Starting point is 00:48:01 but they haven't moved there technically yet, but they're going very, very, very soon. Sep said he donated $25. If that fucking thing isn't working again, I will flip out, but we'll see. Or did you do it the other day? You might have did it the other day. It's cool seeing my face. That's what all the bitches say.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Am I a Joe Fandy? Well, yeah, but remember that clip I played on the other channel where Sha was like basically told Callan when you're at the comedy mothership, oh, the other day when he said, when you're at the comedy mothership, oh, the other day,
Starting point is 00:48:46 when he said, if you're at the comedy mothership, I'm at the comedy mothership. There you go, Sep. Now you have power. But that's when I played that clip. And fucking, that was Shob confirming that he's just following Callan down there,
Starting point is 00:49:06 and he's gonna bother Callan every time he's at the mothership, because Shob doesn't do stand-up, and even if he did, another clip I posted a while ago, before I got locked up, well, before that, fucking, he admitted, Rogan said he's not letting him fucking perform at the club yeah Shab is just dangling off at Callan's nuts now and he's leaving the golden hour so he's leaving the golden hour podcast so that's just going to become Crystalia and fucking
Starting point is 00:49:43 potato head so which means that podcast is instantly going to become more popular. To Master isn't already wrenched. Well, thank you, light all along. But yeah, so fucking... It's gonna be D'Lea and Eric Griffin on the Golden Hour. I bet you they changed that fucking name the second he fucked off. Because that name was stolen.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Remember, Schaub stole the golden hour name and the theme like the whole design from fucking two nobodies who were like yeah he stole who said they stole but like it's okay that you stole from us I think they got fucking
Starting point is 00:50:38 I think they stopped doing it cause they only had two people fucking watching them. I think they thought because Shob stole from them that they were going to get Shob to hire them and hang out with them and do their podcast. They're like, nope, he just stole from you. He doesn't care if you say it's okay. And then he told you to fuck off. He has a talent for stomping on other people's jokes and ruining them he stomps on people's jokes like opie stomps on homeless people's cakes all right I think
Starting point is 00:51:28 Tripoli is still technically doing Conspiracy Social Club with a new guy but I don't even know if the Roxxon thing is still a thing or anything I just got a weird fucking... Oh, that is...
Starting point is 00:51:52 Stop hitting me up during my live stream. Go away. I was going to explain. You didn't technically meet her but I've been watching too much OP content lately what the fuck is OP doing I didn't know who Kyle was till red bar covered him yeah you're a mod now I can do it instantly but now that since you're watching me, what I was going to say
Starting point is 00:52:28 is, wait, how much of this can I say? I was contacted and a Puerto Rican girl might have been right next to me in just her bra and then me and Des thought about it. And I was
Starting point is 00:52:44 in the right. Because my logic is sound. Red Bar used to call Kyle Saison Z because of his other channel name. But yeah, so Thick Boy is finally fucking done. There's a video of Damon Wayans and Mitt stealing a joke from Rogan. Red Bar
Starting point is 00:53:12 doesn't know DBZ. I remember when Red Bar played the fucking clip of that producer Nick guy from the Fighter and the Kid the one who looks like Cheddar Bob talking about me
Starting point is 00:53:27 and this was before the lawsuit way before the lawsuit and how the hell did dad know I'm streaming on this channel go away you got a boyfriend or something go be with your boyfriend. I introduced you to all of them? Well, yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I've been going hardcore with the fucking videos, though. If you notice on the other channel, I got to get to, like like at least a couple grand a month because like i said i only got like three months here so i gotta make as much money as possible so i'm just dropping videos on videos on videos a lot of people watched it any leader man one the bobby lee and kalilah coon one i didn't know y'all didn't know that she had a fucking baby. I thought that was just common knowledge. I have tripled the people here now than Opie had last night at Gephardt's.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I introduced you to Red Bar, Jesse on Fire, and Steel's Hub. Yeah, I did. Why is Thick Boy over? Go to ThickBoy.com and you'll get your answer. It says, opening soon,
Starting point is 00:54:53 the fighter and the kid. The Thick Boy name is officially dead. That hoe is nasty. She admitted to jerking off dogs. What is she, Joe Budden fucking kalilah coon and then she had a baby and her face got all jim ross it's a slobber docker i didn't know you got bell's palsy from a fucked up pregnancy. Now she has to wear sunglasses because she looks like she's being possessed or some shit.
Starting point is 00:55:30 That's fucked up, but... I mean, some would call that karma. Some would call that Kramer. The fact that Bobby Lee hasn't gotten rid of her. Well, me and Jesse are still boys. I will say this, though. Bobby Lee probably has a lot of deep, dark secrets that she knows, and if something tells me
Starting point is 00:56:00 it's sort of like a Will Smith, Jada Pinkett relationship, as much shit as I would love to give Jada Pinkett Smith. God knows what secret she's keeping about Will Smith and his probably gay lifestyle. I'm not saying Bobby Lee is gay, but there's probably a lot of deep-seated secrets that she knows about that fucker that she's keeping her mouth shut about. That's why he's taking care of her still. Yeah, Tiger Belly's still a thing. Is Dez forehead from her numerous pregnancies? Ask your motherfuckers what they capsize.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Five-page ass. Probably he's a straight weirdo. Never thought about that. them motherfuckers but they capsize. Five haters. Probably he's a straight weirdo. Never thought about that. If he kicks her to the curb she might go full drama. It's not even that she would do that but it's just the fact that he knows that she knows everything and it's not even like
Starting point is 00:57:00 she probably never would do that but he probably feels indebted to her. God knows what the fuck she had to deal with when that motherfucker would get high or drunk or some shit. And say or do some crazy shit. God only knows. So there's probably some degree of that shit going on too. Of she knows all my shit. She was with me
Starting point is 00:57:28 when I was at my worst so I can never betray her. Unlike Des who betrayed me when I was at my worst. Yeah. Again with the Bulls hat. Like
Starting point is 00:57:44 Bob Lee's Tijuana teen prostitute story. She has evidence of Tijuana, not gonna lie. Still sad. Their relationship turned to shit. I was hoping they'd have a long, normal, loving relationship. Bobby Lee admitted to gay stuff with the cousin of Norm MacDonald.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yeah, but that's back in the day shit. She knows what that motherfucker was doing two years ago. So, like I'm saying, for people wondering why he never kicked her to the curb, she knows a lot of deep, dark Bobby Lee secrets.
Starting point is 00:58:20 So, that's probably why that hasn't happened, but yeah, she had a kid, everyone has baby fever all of a sudden, Des yelled at me about that, when I was with Puerto Rican chick earlier, Des accused me of I was with a Puerto Rican chick earlier, Des accused me of trying to get the Puerto Rican chick pregnant just to spite her.
Starting point is 00:58:51 And it's like, I wouldn't do that. I just don't like using condom. It has nothing to do with you. You're the father of her child, Chester? Goddamn. She knows Bobbyby's dick size we all do he's fucking asian it's not it's not a hard thing to figure out any idea who her baby mama is i'm interested in the race guy um she said he i'm pretty sure it's a white guy she said his name on uh if you go into a deep dive,
Starting point is 00:59:26 you can probably find it. I don't care enough to, but I've heard, I've read enough comments, and, like, there are subreddits to know that she has said his name before. Well, at least his first name. Bobby likes gay cuck stuff with Buffalo Wine Guy because he has ED.
Starting point is 00:59:48 I don't know what that means, but yeah. She clearly loves white men. Well, yeah. He did a deep muff dive? God damn. But, yeah, so I dropped that video. That video was doing well. Annie Lederman was doing well,
Starting point is 01:00:19 even though she didn't say shit. I don't know what the fuck she was alluding to in that whole thing. I think basically Annie just said that she was forced to sign an NDA so she can't really talk shit about what happened to her at Trash Tuesday. I think that was her point. But whatever. Fumigating.
Starting point is 01:00:49 Bobby Lee and Patrice. I know, one of the funniest ones ever. Bobby loves sitting in a chair in a corner watching Kalilah gets impregnated. You know what? That's probably one of the secrets to be honest with you. It's probably one of the secrets, to be honest with you. It's probably one of the secrets that she knows.
Starting point is 01:01:13 What am I spraying? This shit. Spraying with sand. Yeah, Bobby Lee's funny as shit so yeah so that Bobby Lee video is doing well. Fucking Kumia is doing a show Sunday. I gotta download that fucking app. do you like it when he has
Starting point is 01:02:17 Harlan Williams on Mad TV Bobby with gold admitting to having a Hawaiian bowl because Bobby couldn't get it up god damn gold. Admitting to having a Hawaiian bowl because Bobby couldn't get it up the cut. God damn! In LA,
Starting point is 01:02:33 what Bobby has done is really nothing crazy. There are some real freaks that party like Diddy does. True. Unless the underage Tijuana shit and other shit like that is true also though I don't know I mean who knows
Starting point is 01:02:53 but there's a reason why he keeps Kalilah around and won't portray her and shit she obviously knows some secrets like he likes to get pegged in his ass or some shit who knows knows some secrets. Like he likes to get pegged in his ass or some shit. Who knows? Party like Nick Cage does? Yeah. But yeah, aside from
Starting point is 01:03:24 that though, um, but yeah aside from that though um thick boy's over I'm still stunned that Shob spent over half a million dollars Justin Bieber's lawyer and he lost to me. And now he ends Thick Boy.
Starting point is 01:03:49 He shouldn't be able to end Thick Boy only because the lawsuit says Thick Boy versus Swindells. They're a sick freak. Johnny G. But he should have to be forced to stick with that name. When it gets taught in Harvard Law, he should forever be known as Stick Boy. So I'm guessing
Starting point is 01:04:20 they're just going to go to the fighter and the kid. He's still got drive fast all gas what a dumb name but it's not as bad as thick boy I guess but the sick boy shit is Dunsky yes flawless victory fatality shot didn't spend even half of a half of a half a million dollars you're in uh dude he hired justin bieber's lawyer do you know how long that lawsuit went on for how many years he definitely spent over dude i when i went to do the deposition they had to hire uh you not only did he have justin bie's lawyer, he had to hire a lawyer from my state to do everything. When I went to a deposition, I went to a law office in Providence
Starting point is 01:05:13 by another lawyer that he hired. So yeah, he spent over a half a million dollars, maybe more. I would have call on the Comia show. He's got daddy's money. You niggas forgot. Brendan Schaub's dad sold off an internet company in the fucking late 80s for hundreds of millions of dollars
Starting point is 01:05:44 that he was the CEO of the company. Don't go to Austin, otherwise you'll get this dick boy country from one of his goons. Sometimes the only goon Brendan Schaub has is his dumb brother, Jay. You blame Dez?
Starting point is 01:06:04 Yes, blame Dez. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description or Superchat. If this dong don't fit, you must... The fact that he's following fucking
Starting point is 01:06:24 Callan now. Holy shit. Kyle, so then Ant had to move back up to New York to do the radio show? No, Anthony is just going to do it from his studio in South Carolina. He explained this on his show. So he doesn't have to move back to New York. He's just going to do the show from where he does the show for Compound at. You've got to remember, they're not going to be
Starting point is 01:06:51 doing video, probably. It's just going to be audio. So he's not going to be going into the studio there. He's just going to be doing it from his house. It's almost like it's the future. And you can do it from your house and not have to go into the studio there. He's just going to be doing it from his house. It's almost like it's the future and you can do it from your house and not have to go into the studio. Who gave you those bruises? I should be using condoms.
Starting point is 01:07:21 I used them the first time. I used them the first time funny as shit I think I fucked Puerto Rican chick the first well technically the first day I met her I kissed her well she kissed me the first time we hung out we fucked I used a condom
Starting point is 01:07:40 and then we just didn't ask her but she was like I thought this was just just gonna be a fling i was like damn something tells me he's going to avoid going to the callers as much as possible yeah and kumia doesn't like taking calls anyway. But you can download the app and listen. It's called 77 WABC.
Starting point is 01:08:12 WABC. But yeah, I got the video call. I was not expecting the video call today. Me and Puerto Rican Chick were just chilling in her bed watching TV. I got the call. Puerto Rican chick was there
Starting point is 01:08:30 just in her bra. I was showing her a picture of something and she was like, I think your baby mama saw me. I was like, I don't care. Oh, it was funny as shit. Then I made the Puerto Rican chick make me fucking tacos.
Starting point is 01:08:55 It'd be funny if that was one of the requirements for him to take calls. But yeah, fucking... So that happened, and then me and Des got into an argument over that, I don't know why, what am I at, 37 minutes,
Starting point is 01:09:24 I don't know, I'll give you three more minutes, to hit that Streamlabs donation link. Then we'll go for a full hour if that happens. If not, I'll probably get off. Because it's almost 10. Who has better head? The Puerto Rican chick. I'm just going to be honest here.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Although, I got to fucking... I still got to chill with a white chick. White chick's car fucked up. I was talking with a white girl today. Fucking... Her car is fucked. So she had to fucking she tried having the mechanic
Starting point is 01:10:10 come over to fix it he didn't show up so she's like I have to work tomorrow he's supposed to show up her birthday is coming up soon I plan on spending the birthday with the white chick Des can get on her knees oh I don't apparently not now she apparently injured herself.
Starting point is 01:10:28 She look good in the bra? Yeah. Des Jela's gonna try to get the old black guy in his underwear to retaliate. I should be ashamed of myself. Exercise regiment tomorrow? I got an AA meeting. No, I'm not meeting any of these girls at AA.
Starting point is 01:10:54 No. I'm a father of children. Children of men? I like that movie. No, I'm not meeting them at AA. Ew. Oh, I'm not beating them at AAU. Oh, white girl. Shit, every time I chill with a white girl,
Starting point is 01:11:11 she's drunk like a motherfucker. She be drinking her ass off. Puerto Rican chick. I don't know if she's sober, but she doesn't drink. Yes, I would consider a menage a trois but um now see like I figured out that all the dating
Starting point is 01:11:32 apps are just scams so what basically what you just do is you friend request a chick on Facebook and if she accepts just hit her up through messenger boom there you go wait I what? Dad's is a bit of a stumble? The white girl is an outrage?
Starting point is 01:11:59 Yeah, but. There's a white girl. There's a Puerto Rican girl. There's a new Italian girl who looks Spanish. Who looks Spanish and has a bunch of tattoos and her family owns a bakery.
Starting point is 01:12:23 I haven't chilled with her yet, but we're setting that up. The only thing that kills me here is this fucking curfew. Although soon I get to stay out till 10. I sounded so lame saying that. But it means something, damn it. Super
Starting point is 01:12:39 chat ain't working? I swear to God there's always a problem. What about the Streamlabs? Link in the description. Or someone drop a Streamlabs link. I don't fucking know. But, yeah, the fucking... Curfew's killing it, nigga.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Because a white girl hit me up with her big booty Spanish friend. I told you about this at like 1130 at night, just driving around and I was just like, I can't go. Ah. I almost,
Starting point is 01:13:18 if it was like a definite, definite, definite, no, I still couldn't know. But if it was like a definite, definite thing, I would have had to have said, definite no, I still couldn't know. But if it was like a definite, definite thing, I would have had to have said, you know, did the thing come back and been like, look,
Starting point is 01:13:32 guys, I'm a dude. You kidding? You're offended by all this damn well i'm sorry there was this girl at court who uh i was gonna talk, but then they called me in. This Spanish chick who kept staring at me. But I was the type of motherfucker who was looking good enough to get stared at. What the fuck is that? Who the fuck just...
Starting point is 01:14:23 Who the fuck just messaged me? Baddies and asses. I'm turning into Boppa? Hey man, I'm fucking single. I'm allowed to do what I want. When am I gonna throw Susie Q a bone? Who the fuck even knows where Susie Q lives? She probably lives in that fucking Puerto Rican part of Louisiana or some shit.
Starting point is 01:14:59 Susie wants a ring. She wants a ring pop. Fuck out of here. Who the fuck is this if you if want someone to go with I'm down I need the same thing who the fuck is this? Why is Matt Lemire hitting me up saying that? Why the fuck is
Starting point is 01:15:34 Megan's cousin hitting me up? What? My friend Megan's cousin just hit me up saying some weird shit. What the fuck? Susie and her enchilada bone. You know where she lives? No, I didn't see any Glock Dookie violations in jail.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Disgusting. You people all disgust me yo yo fucking that was so weird why did he hit me up why was he saying you must have been trying to hit someone else up and hit me up by accident
Starting point is 01:16:24 fucking my buddy Matt You must have been trying to hit someone else up and hit me up by accident. Fucking my buddy Matt. I was friends with Cousin Megan. I was friends with him too, but... Yeah, I didn't see any of that in prison, sir. Excuse you. How much time am I at? No one donated.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Although, Sepp said Super Chat wasn't working, which is fucking beyond my comprehension. If he had said the Streamlabs thing isn't working, that I would get, but the Super Chat's not working? YouTube's just trying to fuck a nigga. I swear. I don't know. I'm trying to just keep the livestream on this channel.
Starting point is 01:17:17 There's going to keep being problems. I'm going to have to move it back. I don't want to livestream and drop videos on the same channel, though. You're not supposed to do that It's such bullshit I might take you outside to go smoke a cigarette with you down Before I end this I might do that This is the last thing Desiree got me Some tide nigga
Starting point is 01:17:52 What's your approach To a ghetto chick that's staring Yo you wanna fuck No you just go Hello my name's Kyle. How are you doing? And what are you doing later? That's all you gotta say. And then you're gonna kinda implement,
Starting point is 01:18:16 not as retarded as he did it in the movie, but like, remember, you ever see the 40-year-old virgin? Remember when Seth Rogen was like, remember, you ever see the 40-year-old virgin? Remember when Seth Rogen was like, just ask them questions? Because chicks just like to babble? That's a big part of it. Just keep asking them questions and just let them babble. But the main important thing though is, I mean,
Starting point is 01:18:46 come on, be this good looking too. I mean, I don't know what you look like. So that's the most important thing. Is big bad bench pressing Bapa going to drop the whole legal fight now no nigga um the appeal is still going and remember he had he denied that he had anything to do with it and then his lawyer made him sign that piece of paper saying he absolutely
Starting point is 01:19:26 is still involved. So he's still spending money and shit on it. I don't know. I guess he probably figured I spent this much and went this long. Might as well see it to the end. I'm not spending any money on it and I'm going to win
Starting point is 01:19:41 again. So any money on it and I'm going to win again. So, I mean, easy dubs against that loser. I should get a court order that he has to apologize to me and all black people. What's up, Nick S? Who's going to stay sober longer, me or Bapa?
Starting point is 01:20:16 Me. I don't know how long, I don't know if he's sober or if he just doesn't drink as much. He might still, like, have a beer when he goes out and shit. I don't have any of that. So, like, I gotta go to a meeting tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday. And I gotta fucking walk to the Saturday and Sunday one. Ha ha ha! And I gotta fucking walk to the Saturday and Sunday one. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me. Sep, you goddamn liar.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Super Chat works. Thank you for the 20 bucks. Nick S. Through Super Chat. Yeah. I'm gonna get that April 21st, Papa Hia's on his own fart supply, what a nigga, Tiger Whiskey still available, see, I would assume so, but like, someone brought up in the chat, how's that gonna work,
Starting point is 01:21:18 now that sick boy is over, is he gonna still call it Tiger Thick, because I'm sure there's probably already whiskey called Tiger Whiskey. Although, let's be honest, he's going to just abandon that, if he hasn't already just abandoned that operation. Let's keep it the fuck real. Is that nigga really still selling fucking whiskey at this point? No.
Starting point is 01:21:39 Because you can't even buy it from the website. You took everything down. So, if you go to Thickboy.com right now, it says opening soon in buy it from the website. You took everything down. If you go to thickboy.com right now, it says opening soon in The Fighter and the Kid. Did you see Zumach supposedly got swatted today on stream? What are those fucking guys doing to each other? That's why, like, I haven't, I created the Dabbleverse world.
Starting point is 01:22:04 I didn't come up with the name. Chrissy Mayer did. But, like, I haven't, I created the dabbleverse world. I didn't come up with the name. Chrissy Mayer did. But, like, the whole world I created. But that's another thing why I hesitate into jumping into it. Because these niggas are swatting each other, meeting up. Like, the fucking jets and the fucking sharks and having knife fights and real beefs and shit. Like, I don't want to. I can't have that shit in my life right now.
Starting point is 01:22:31 I'll smash a nigga online through here, but don't fuck my shit up. Thank you for the $4.99 set. With the shiba dog i'm gonna buy a 24 pack of coca-cola dude my locker is filled with coca-cola how about this when i go out for a cigarette i'll show you my locker but uh But, yeah, they got this deal at Dollar General. It's, you know the 20-ounce bottles, a six-pack, three of them for $12. So I keep doing that deal. This is a good fucking deal.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Because I can fit them in my locker, but you only get so much. It's a little locker, too, like that, but you only get so much fridge space. So you can't do, like's a little locker too like that but you only get so much fridge space so you can't do like a huge shopping and you have to buy a little by little although I said that and did a huge shopping because I got Puerto Rican chicks house to put the in so so I just bought a bunch of and I just go hang out at her house all fucking day and shit. And I just have her cook for me and shit. We just fucking eat and watch TV all day. Then I make videos. She's getting me a key made.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Oh, if it was not the Puerto Rican chick, I would have already been moved in there by now. She was already like, you're going to move in here. And then, she's already got a whole room for me. She's like, we're going to make this your streaming room. Like, damn. Calm down, Speedy Gonzalez. But, like damn calm down speedy Gonzales but
Starting point is 01:24:28 a tax job am I doing it'll be worth it in the long run what am I going to put her in a video she here's a good thing I like about long run. What am I going to put her in a video? She here's a good thing I like about Puerto Rican girl and white girl.
Starting point is 01:24:53 In me trying to explain what I do, I usually go, do you know who Joe Rogan is? They have no idea of anything of this world. They don't watch YouTube. She is a hood Puerto Rican chick who watches fucking Maury. So I would assume
Starting point is 01:25:15 that there's not even interest in it, even if I did explain it to her. What happened to Thick Boy? It's over. It's done. It's dead. Go to thickboy.com it says opening soon the fighter and the kid the brand is over i killed it it's officially dead the only time you'll ever
Starting point is 01:25:33 hear sick boy is sick boy versus swindells and swindells one when fucking disney sues universal studios or some shit. Yeah, Des saw it when she video called me earlier. Puerto Rican chick was just laying there in a bra. I wasn't expecting it. Des has never just video called me before. See, the thing is, white girl usually
Starting point is 01:26:03 video fucking calls me. And I thought it was going to be a white girl and I was just going to hang up. But then I saw it was Des and I knew what she was doing. So I kind of had to pick up. You know, we had Puerto Rican girl there, but I didn't give a fuck. But, yeah. There, you're a moderator, Nick S. You see how you got instant power because you donated?
Starting point is 01:26:34 If you hit that Streamlabs donation link and do at least a $20 donation, you become an instant moderator and have power. Like Nick S has. He has power now. If he bans you, it sucks to be even with him. But, I mean...
Starting point is 01:26:56 But will I... When I start live streaming from her crib, obviously she's going to be popping up on stream and shit. You know, it's been a long time since I've been to Kyle's live stream. I was passing out in the basement. Des had to come in to stream. Ah, I've seen one of those old streams. Whoa, what a drunk asshole I was.
Starting point is 01:27:29 What a drunk piece of shit I was. I saw a clip of an old one. I was like, poor Des. What did she have to deal with with me? God damn. I was yelling about some shit, and she was, like like trying to tell me something while I was so fucking drunk and gone.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Oof. Oof. Not a good look. I watched that clip and said, oh, that poor girl. But... but we hear clucking chickens at the Reekins place I hope so she can cook good but if she got clucking chickens we gonna really eat good
Starting point is 01:28:19 and save money on eggs shit was epic one where I were smashing des was a classic yeah I know what you're saying to be 12 to go let's go smoke a cigarette someone hit that streamlabs donation link in the description come on I'm trying to get a streamlabs donation here people
Starting point is 01:28:53 she'll use my locker too um um um yes Wendy is a motherfucker Yokozuna Yeah, that's how you do it. Yo, Gazelle now. Hey! What's up? What up, what up? Of course you would, Nickass. The I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire.
Starting point is 01:31:28 I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire.
Starting point is 01:31:44 I'm going to make a fire. I'm going to make a fire. Hey. Come on, get in there. Ah damn. Another bubble you dig? What the fuck, nigga? Nigga, it is windier than a motherfucker outside. Extra windy. Snap it to a slim jim. Jim. I thought I'd gots to go.
Starting point is 01:32:53 I thought I'd just share the news with you that Thick Boy is officially over. Brendan Shaw came. And he said, thank you for another super chat, Nick S you for another super chat. Nick S.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Yeah, super chatting. But it is windier than a motherfucker. Is it going to rain tomorrow? I got a meeting from 10 to 11 at night. And then Sunday 10 to 11. But the Sunday one I got to walk over an hour away.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Hell, the Saturday night one I got to walk over an hour away. Now the Saturday night one, I got to kind of walk pretty much an hour too. Pretty much an hour walk tomorrow night too for that meeting, but it's worth it. I like doing the meetings. I haven't talked yet though at the meeting. I don't know if I want to talk yet. Maybe when I get more clarity on things moving forward, I'll talk at the meeting. But as of right now, no. Well, thank you, Nick S. You usually drive? I don't drive.
Starting point is 01:34:14 I don't drive. I like to take lifts if I can get money to, but... Or bus money, but... Gotta walk it. If it's in Pawtucket, I can walk it, though. Because I'm from here and I know it. How is an AA meeting set up?
Starting point is 01:34:38 You just sit around and then people just babble about the alcoholism and shit I haven't talked yet because I still have upcoming charges and I would kind of like to get those settled before I'm like I can talk and open up and shit
Starting point is 01:34:53 so that's the only thing stopping me from talking because like I don't know the future, so, that's the only thing stopping me from babbling at one of the meetings, and it depends what kind of meeting, because, like, the ones I typically, like, I would talk at the Butler Hospital meeting, but at the other ones, because at the Butler one you go do like a podium with a microphone. The other ones you just got to sit in your chair and talk.
Starting point is 01:35:34 I know I got the stories. That's another thing too, like when I talk I'm going to take up a lot of time. but yeah so thanks for watching see you again tomorrow Thank you. Outro Music

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