The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaubs embarrassing moment in front of Tulsi Gabbard!! Talmbout Magna Zeens..b?Redbar trashes Joe Rogan!

Episode Date: March 30, 2024

bapa continues to stink! Rebirth game talk. Livestream Youtube Channel recovery looks doomed? P diddy/Puffy talk. Swab and Callen interview tulsi. Who is neeks biggest fan? S2m . Bapa reacts to going "viral". Redbar "exposes" Joe Rogan for the 10000000th time??

🎵 Thank you. We'll be right back. Outro Music How are you niggas doing? Oh wait, okay, hold on. I think I can fix this on my side. Hold on. I fixed it! Yay! That's all it took. Alright.

Personal thing you didn't see, but, uh... I fixed the problem I had to fix. You just got off a 12-hour shift. God damn, you... Uh, I got a Bud Light. I'm gonna take a couple of shots of vodka. 12 hour shift. God damn, nigger. Uh, I got a Bud Light. I'm gonna take a couple of shots of vodka. How is your Tuesday?

Nobody ever donates to me. I know. I always live stream at this time. I don't drink that much. And then I get get off here and smoke weed and watch TV and shit. Nigga, April 3rd, Rebirth is back although they're adding weirdo shit which I don't like.

Why is there going to be an underground swim thing? There's a hole in the middle of a prison. Now, they reintroduced Fortune's Keep and added a new thing and I actually liked that. So I'm keeping an open mind, but don't fuck up my rebirth map. My thoughts on Diddy, I'll give you my thoughts on that when we watch that video.

I don't have a gaming channel. So. You people aren't honored enough to watch me play video games. Oh, you don't donate when I do the regular live stream. Why would I have you watch me play video games, you weirdos? But, uh, yeah. Sent in the paperwork to the fucking, uh, court, though.

I think I updated you on that. I want to watch this first. So, these dummies actually got Tulsi Gabbard to go on their podcast. Brendan Schaub talked to Tulsi Gabbard.

I'm sure he probably hit on her. Do I think Diddy was busting in them young cheeks? Well, he's with, what's her name? Young Miami? So literally he was. What's up, Iger? What up, Chris Mack?

You're not my biggest fan. My biggest fan is downstairs, it oscillates amazingly, with Brendan Schaub driving that boat, that took out the bridge this morning, didn't see that one, the last thing I saw was, the Russian,

concert hall attack, Cambodian Riverpig has a great video of Red Bar and the Mexican Taylor's Red Bar exposed to his Brendan Shaw's wife why she would do

the fighter and the kid oh who knows they're told by their people this is a big a big podcast and it's not in any way shape or form

so and she goes on big podcast and it's not in any way, shape, or form. And she goes on like a favorite of Rogan probably. Hey, you like doing Rogan? Well, these are his best friends. You're going to do their podcast too. But this dummy said something so stupid to her.

Let's check this out. But then demonizing you, it just shows how crazy and maddening the Democratic Party is. Because you check all the boxes they want. Female. Veteran. Yeah. Color. Did he just call her colored?

He called her colored. But then demonizing you, it just shows how crazy and maddening the Democratic Party is because you check all the boxes they want. Female, veteran, colored. But that scares them. So when the female, so it's like, well, this is what you guys want. And then guys want and then they demonize you it's like oh this isn't they're not about making a change this isn't good now they're about controlling power my question for you tolsi which i don't understand is like with the extreme like wokeness and the you don't understand a lot because you're

retarded this nigga really does look like camel joe holy shit is like with the extreme like wokeness and the the far left like how's it how's it going like what's the plan you know i'm saying like a question like for for anyone that votes and you know i think most politicians are corrupt and it's a little dicey so you know i don't pick sides there really but sure so i don't pick left yeah but my well then you pick the side stupid if you don't pick sides but you definitely won't pick the left then you pick the side so you know i don't pick sides there really but sure so i don't pick left yeah but my thing with that is if someone's going to vote that way how how can they continue to vote that way when you look at the blue states it's a disaster so i i just don't

understand even if you are you know pro blue and you want to go left like what's the benefits because look at how it like my only question for those people that vote that way is how's it going like what good has come out of the biden cabinet like we're in it's a disaster right now nowhere safe we defunded the police crimes up homeless is up like we're not doing well so i just don't see how they can keep leaning into that um it took him a minute and a half that Babylon say nothing. What the fuck did he even just say? What was that? What the fuck is that?

Oh, what up Patrick Michael, the Federal Hill guy? It sounds echoey, does it? He couldn't afford Candace Owens. I wonder what her move is going to be. Independent? I doubt she goes with Crowder. Tulsi Polynesian? Play the Red Bar video

on the Mexican Red Bar exposes Brendan Schaub's wife. Is that from the last show he did? Or from, like, a long time ago? Oh, the audio's going through my mic. Oh, all I have to do is turn this down then. It does. Oh, this is from a long time ago.

We've probably seen it. Let's go look it up on YouTube and give him views or something. He rambled every talking point to ask one question. She said she would definitely be Trump's VP if asked. But then demonizing you, it just shows how...

You think she's a seven? She look What is she technically like Indian or something? I know she's from Hawaii but She doesn't claim to be Hawaiian She's like A quarter Indian or something I don't know she's some type of volcano nigga

I'm a volcano nigga too so I'm allowed to say that but she's some type of volcano nigga but yeah that dude embarrassed himself I like how the media is now picking up on the fact that his wife is a complete fucking cunt

an airhead oh he made a seventh like Dez is hella loud in the background of course she's stomping around like Bigfoot. Her big fucking Klingon head. Fuck, I need to remember the name of the mongoloid aliens in The Fifth Element.

That's what she reminds me of. I'm not racist, I'm just honest. And like I said, I'm a volcano. I'm literally a volcano, nigga. I'm Cape Verdean. I'm from islands of volcanoes off of the coast of West Africa. I'm literally a volcano, nigga. Got lava in these veins.

Deal with it Alright I wanted to check out this red bar thing cuz I didn't get to seize it What happened? What the fuck is... Wait, hold on. Why is it saying that? The fuck? Raleigh. The fuck? Let Joel get addicted to music, please. How great would that be?

I mean, this is the best I've ever seen. I don't know why I did that for a second. What are you doing? Look at him. Goddamn right asleep owner. Once I first read the script, I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? for a second. What are you doing? God damn right, a slave owner. Once I first played an E chord on a Fender Stridecaster through a Fender Twin.

1980s, 1990s amp, it was over for me. I quit caring about everything. You see how this can be very addictive You want me to take it away? Yeah Okay Yo, Joe Rogan is starting to look like Tokar from the second

Ninja Turtles movie The fucking Snapping Turtle He's He's gonna take forever to get good at it Nah, I think I think like the... Wait, was he Tokar or Rezar?

Not the coyote one, but the snapping turtle one. Like you. Look at him. Like discipline. There was Joe learns guitar. I would love to give him a private lesson. Reach out to Joe and see if he would like that. Okay, but we're not here for the guitar lesson. We just thought that was cute.

We're here. Did Red Bar get a new neck tattoo? Why is his neck all red and dingy on it? I thought he already had one. How Joe's been treating his good friend, Ari Schaffer. Ari should fear many times. We've caught him in the wild. He loves Red Bar. Red Bar is funny. Red Bar has the right to exist. I don't know. I think Joe is starting to politically start hating Ari based on his Jewish thing. It's really getting in the way. You can see on this Protect Our Parks, you have Mark Norman, Shane Gillis, Ari Shafir. You can see Shane was picking on Ari a lot about the Israel-Palestine thing.

And it sounds like Shane is fully on the side of the Palestinians, because I don't think he was really. Well, what are they doing this for, Ari? I don't think he was kidding. Seems like there's some bad blood there. And Joe always has to pick on somebody now. Last time it was Bert. I forgot if we covered that but

the sober october re-up that was a couple months ago he was really on birds now it seems like you're suffering in that burt seat because now he's with protect your parks he's on our reason why does this keep skipping we noticed some behavior uh it was a little wide little red bars and I swear to God I wish if you're from our skeptic tank, you know, our sphere is that it does dinner show that a weird neck tattoo He's attempted to do and then they kind of just fizzle out. The views are really low. Remember to comics to cigars Okay, it's kind of annoying me now. I'm going to let it build up. It's not my end.

It wouldn't work when I had it saved. I'll give it a second, though. New Red Bauer is boring. Old Red Bauer is great. Are you talking about before Jules? What the fuck are you going to do, Jules? If you don't get a residency and a place to live, you're going to be a fucking bum.

And Jules is like, Yeah, I'm just going to wander the earth. Tattoos are really trashy I can never imagine getting a tattoo he just got it for when he looks at the screen on neck tattoos for sure

I can get getting like a tattoo even a sleeve of tattoos but like i've always said i hate chicks with tattoos i i just think they're dumb personal thing you can like them but i'm just not a fan in any way shape or form i never sit in a chair and put yourself through hours of pain to have some meth addict draw on you. It never floated my boat. Never tickled my fancy. It's not part of my bag.

You said it was Ethan Klein's dog that just died. That'd be the fucking gayest reason to get a tattoo. Chicks never get... Dude, there's nothing worse than when you're watching a porn with a chick with an amazing ass, but she has, like, an an ass tattoo you're just like or they got the sleeve tattoos you don't want a chick with sleeve tattoos touching your dick looks weird

and it's just kind of mentally ill they're just just down for weirdo shit, like I said, one tattoo, like, on the back shoulder, okay, but, when I got the tattoo, I used to date a chick, she had a kid, and she got a tattoo on her chest, and it was like, so you sat in a tattooed chair, did your titty hang half down? What? What is that? Why? Oh, it's so gay to me. Should dye his hair and do look 60.

The nigga's starting to look like the dad from Teen Wolf When he transformed They're gonna inform Michael J. Fox That he's a werewolf And then Red Bar's son Will ride the top of the van to Surfing USA I said Give me a keg of beer Yeah I haven't watched that movie in mad long.

That was one of my favorite movies growing up. Didn't I just look like a 60-year-old with dyed hair? I don't think Red Bar looks 60. You're being auto-modded? I don't think red bar look 60 you're being auto modded I don't know what that means I never saw a Teen Wolf 2 I know it starred what's-his-name who's like a big actor now the dude and I like him he's a good actor, I never saw it. Look. I'm not hiding my juicy lips. No one ought to show them to a drug lord.

Yeah, Jason Bateman. Alright, let's see if this fucking video works now. They're probably holding them for review. Are they? What are you saying in the comments? Wasn't he a part of that? What happened to that? You know, he had to quit Skeptic Tank. We caught him doing yoga, putting out a yoga series remember ari shafir

quits comedy well last episode one year ago we were really excited when we heard ari shafir's doing another new podcast again it might be his 20th podcast this time it's on the uh your mom's house network tom segura however? However, I don't... That makes sense because they got that Lauren Compton chick on there. They're building out a network on there. And that bitch gets a bunch of views, so I get why Ari Shaffir

wouldn't go on there instead of just doing his Patreon. I get that. Jason Bateman had a sister? Was she an actress? I don't see it on there. I don't know what people are saying. Everywhere I go, they say, Ari Shaffir is now on Your Mom's House.

But the channel is different. They're not on the Your Mom's House Network channel all the rest of the shows. So I'm not sure about that. We've got them here. All the boys are here. There's Ari Shaffir, Mark Norman. Did you figure out the codes for this? Because we're not

doing all these. Start at 347.55. And is that 0347? 0347 55.55. And is that 03.47? Yes. 03.47. 55. 55. Okay.

Keep giving them to me. Okay, hold on. Because I'm going back to, I'm agreeing with you, Red Bar used to be better. Why is this nigga's shit keep doing that spinny thing? It taxes me. Truly taxed. But you can always hear about travel. Let's do another. Or did he say vexed?

I think he said vexed, not taxed. Alright. No, but no, no, no, no, no. Just just our Shafir. He's the world. Yeah. It doesn't it doesn't matter if it's travel. Well, he's even come up with a new name for the show. Ari Shafir sees the world.

Unfortunately, Ari's already signed a deal with Mr. Yeah. And it's YMH.MH Your mom's house studio This thing's all packed up The merch has been made Well thank you For the $4.99 Are you for Israel and Palestine

Also how often Do you do your girlfriend's mother? I will answer those questions in one second. Seize the world. It doesn't matter if it's travel. It doesn't matter if it's fucking some AI dork. It doesn't matter. Shoot the shit podcast like this one. Just you't matter it's just a podcast like this one

just you yeah oh shit podcast like this one it should be more like this huh you'd like that here's you but don't limit yourself I hear you the thing is like the thing that always drove me crazy you had to have these themes for the thing that always drove me crazy was you had to have these stupid themes for your pot. He thought you liked... You've never said that before. This is all news to Ari. You always didn't like that part?

Did he get the neck tattoo like 10 minutes before going live, by the way? This nigga disappeared for a year. And me and other paying things had to pay for a year and me and other paying things had to pay for a year this nigga just disappeared now he shows back up he's got a weird neck tattoo not really addressing it

maybe he did during the fucking 8 hours this was I missed it looks like a fucking dog slobbered on his neck it's disgusting well why'd you let me do it for 15 years oh yeah that's another one the thing that always drove me crazy is like you had to have these themes for every show and i'm like but it never stuck on theme when you and i get the only

time you and i reviewed one of my comedy specials oh my earliest earliest that mark nerman oh is more coming from he can't believe joe is saying this to harley about his podcast but he's gotta get it but joe's right this podcast sucks he's he happens to be right this is your dear friend he's announcing the big launch the podcast is already out and uh but joe is absolutely right i mean mean, really, these themed podcasts, there's nothing worse than a themed podcast. By the way, I have a statement to make about Mark Norman, who I love. But I do have a statement to make about him. Okay, so there's nothing worse than a travel podcast with Ari Shaffir.

We've heard him talk about traveling every day of our lives. And nobody really wants to hear about you going on a vacation. I mean maybe if you were seeing tattoo a shredder Vacation place in like a vlog. Oh, is it like the shredder glove? But Amazing Italy's amazing. Call of Duty one. I'm going to do Shredder skin and call of duty. I'm going to do the full Shredder skin. That's risky. Which one was it?

That'd be tough. I think it was my first one. No. Usually I did a first one, but that one, because I was on tour with you, was not that one. I think it was Talking Monkeys in Space. Is that Denver? That was fun.

No, Ohio. I think it was Talking Monkeys in Space. Talking Monkeys in Space. Was that Denver? That was fun. It was, it was, no. Yes. No, Ohio. That was Ohio. Ohio, yeah.

Yeah. Rock Mountain High was Denver. But it was like, yeah, that's a fun one. You had this thing where you would like, have guys like, review their comedy.

And like, I had not listened to it in fucking, 20 years. So I forgot about it all. I was like, well, this is crazy. Shane knows.

that's also okay too. Yeah, absolutely. Like, all. I was like, well, this is crazy. Shane knows. That's also okay, too. Yeah, absolutely. Instead of having this one... Ari Shaffir sees the world. I get what you're saying. You're saying that's all I can do. No, no, no, no. But I'm saying that's just one thing.

Travel podcast. You'll be tripping out now. Mark Norman's on tomorrow. But I'm saying there's lots of other stuff you can do, too. Right, like this thing. You know what? Trust me. Trust me.

Trust me about this bottle. We should go to Spain to discuss. We should go to Spain to discuss Spain. We should go to Spain to discuss Spain. I would like to discuss Spain. No, thanks. No, thanks. Why don't we bring some equipment and we'll do it in Madrid? How about we bomb Spain?

Really, I could not care less about Spain. He loves Spain. You hear? Shingo, oh, he just loves Spain. He's going to go there for about a year, take some time off. Because they don't give a fuck in Spain. Must be nice. Yeah, the banks close at 2.

It's awesome. Why is that awesome for you? I want every business open 24 hours a day. I want me to be off. It's not awesome that other businesses... I'm wondering if the cotton of his white shirt is roamingumbling up against his new neck tattoo and irritating it. Why do you have a neck tattoo?

They're always CSing and I'm like, that sounds... That's bad. I don't need them CSing. I need them up and working at my every moment. I wake up at 3 in the morning. I need McDonald's. Let's go! Hustle!

Who was the guy that I got yesterday? I kept going. Hustle Santos. Was it Santos? Who did I get to drive? I was screaming at him. He was taking his sweet time. I could see him on that map.

No more. I don't think that's funny. Spain. What is Spain? More not as nasty of a Mexico. Okay. Interesting. Mexico. Okay. Interesting. That's fun.

It wasn't Madrid, though. It was outside Madrid. There you go. We've been waiting for three hours. But my point is, Ari, you can do all those things together. I have MMA podcasts. You have more than one thing. I think you doing. That's true. I think. You have more than one thing.

I think you doing a travel one is all right, though. Yeah, it's cool. But it's okay to mush them all together. Now, Shane, he's in a new position here since his SNL. Now, he gives Rogan pushback now. And Shane wants everybody to know that Shane talks back to Rogan now and disagrees with Rogan's ideas publicly in front of him because Shane is established now. I don't know. I don't know if that's making Rogan now and disagrees with Rogan's ideas publicly in front of him because Shane is

established now. I don't know. I don't know if that's making Rogan too happy. I think everybody senses it. Shane's getting a little, what do they call that when you get all fancy with your new fame? It's happening with Shane. There might be another group of four coming soon. They might be. Really, keep your eye on this, Shane. He really thinks he's ready. He's Dave Chappelle. He's ready to take his time in Africa. Soon, the foursome podcast is going to be Ari again, because he's always there, and then David Lucas and William Montgomery.

Wow, look at that. Because they're Joe's faves. Yes. Or you do lots of different things. I think you should actually do it. Kill yourself. But do that too But here's my thing

Instead of having it all on a bunch of different podcasts Like I like the travel one But I don't like the music one Put it all together High level yoga as well This is the name This is the name This is the name

I'll touch my toes right now. Joe is talking, Shane. That means zip it. You're not that big. And Joe doesn't yell at Shane anymore because Shane's too big. So Joe's trying to get a word in. Shane just disrespects him by just talking, talking, talking. Joe's trying to get everyone to stop.

He's making hand gestures. He's trying to save Ari's life here. And you know he wants to go. Shane, let's wind it down. But Shane wants to make it clear, oh, I'm not afraid of Joe Rogan anymore. Well, you've never done it. I can't touch your toes?

Yeah, I'm going to stay. I'll touch my toes right now. I'll stay on homo. Okay. Watch this. Shane, Joe is trying to talk i mean joe's getting really mad and he's staring at the second um shane gillis um what scissors return we do?

I'm sick and tired of this. I'm gonna say a statement, even if I'm not gonna like. Shane Gillis is not funny as you at home. Now how is this rich kid involved in comedy with his ex-girlfriends who drink beer? I get lost in gig rationale, I depend on that. It's not that he said chink in a podcast or anything. And we got one back, chink in a, how is he a rich kid who takes 10 years

to do goodness in a comedy, although the best the best doing community good in the first two years? What's his 10 year story about? What's his rich dad or his bullshit for 10 years and he would stand up? What's that story? Ugh! Ugh. I guarantee there's a story in there. It takes 10 years to get a thing going. I was watching Godfrey and Adam Kuroga.

Godfrey, Nigerian, bad doctor, came over. Godfrey Richkid. It takes 10 years to get good at stand-up and make money. Yeah, it takes 10 years to get into a profession and make money. What were you doing to make money for the 10 years it takes to get good? What is that? So what Shane Gillis' rich dad, I would assume, do? Oh, by the way, I love Bill Burr.

Love Bill Burr. Bill Burr had a rich dad. Dad was a fucking doctor Technically a dentist I'm not an anti-dentite though But still a doctor Um Now

It doesn't automatically mean A stand-up comedian is a rich kid No It just means you don't have to do fucking 20 years of it before you get good at it the only people to say who it takes a decade to get a stand up

comedy are rich kids it didn't take Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle Jerry Seinfeld Artie Lang, Chris Farley, David Spade. Nigga, the old school SNL, they're all in their 20s. They haven't been doing it for 10 years. The fuck are we talking about? I'm mumbling? Am I mumbling?

Let me know when I'm babbling. I'm gonna be babbling now. Chris Rock was a child actor? Yeah, so you got to do it right. By the way, I don't know how to people on Hollywood Harry Spears

oh the but no it didn't take great comedians 10 years to find their voice that's bullshit that is bullshit

made by niggas who never made it and can never really make it. I'm thinking of fucking 10 years. And by the way, Godfrey was around before them niggas. You weren't good enough to make it stand out wise. I like your clips and shit, Godfrey, but you weren't good enough.

I mean, convince yourself because you do gigs with these niggas, but you're the old school dude who doesn't respect me. Have I ever talked to Godfrey and said, yeah, nigga, you've been doing it for 30 years and you don't have a Netflix special. Kill yourself. You don't have a special. It takes 10 years to get good at it and then I did it in a year or two the fuck

what is that what job do you do where you work and make no money and just do the job for 10 years unless you're a rich kid but the really successful ones didn't have to do that. They were successful right off rip. Well I don't think Goddard really sucks.

I don't think he sucks he's just pulling that bullshit mentality because he's older now. It never really made it. The woman says it takes 10 years to get good at stand-up. My God. 10 years to get good at being a mechanic. Good at being a heart surgeon. Apparently stand-up comedy good at being a heart surgeon apparently stand up comedy you need more fucking college than a doctor

to get good at it what the fuck is he talking about what the fuck are they talking about it takes 10 years it's the only profession it takes you can become a brain surgeon before you become a stand up comedian according, Cornies Faggots. What the fuck are they talking about?

It's not hard to make a group of fucking white drunk people in Idaho laugh. It's the easiest thing ever. It doesn't take ten years to learn that skill. What the fuck are they talking about? It's literally the easiest thing ever. Easiest thing ever at your club gig in fucking Cincinnati

to make the retards who just got off of work to laugh is literally the easiest thing. It doesn't take 10 years to do it. You don't get a doctorate, you fucking faggot. What the fuck are they talking about?

And then they argue, well that's my joke, it's your joke. Well I said, well you know I said, you put two things up in the thing, you knock it down, that was my joke, you didn't take my joke, it took ten years to do that joke, and make the group of retards laugh, really, that's the weirdest shit ever, When they take their shit too seriously, them niggas who never really made it. And I just sit back and go, whoa. And when Godfrey said that shit,

and I know, I like Godfrey, but that's a forever nigga who never really made it. He never really made it. It is a bad thing, but he fucked that up. He's got a little thing now with the dude who's fucking 50. Looks great for his age.

But he never really made it. Never will. But he did that. It took 10 years to get... Does it take 10 years? Michael Jordan, it took 10 years for Michael Jordan to get rid of basketball the fuck are you talking about no it doesn't you got it or you don't

unless you're a rich kid who can babble for 10 years and get good and by the way the reason why you never made it where you were cause you're able to fuck around for the reason why you never made it God free were because you're able to fuck around for the reason why you never made it Godfrey because you're allowed to fuck around for 10 years

in some shit you never really belonged in and still don't but you're just using your daddy's Nigeria money no it doesn't take 10 years if you actually want to make it it's about the first 4 or 5 Artie Lang, Jim Norton,

I can name other people. Chris Riley, everyone made it in the first five years. It takes 10 years for rich kids and you never really made it, but you're complaining. You have more experience than the fucking open mic-er.

Well, fuck you, faggot. Not open mic-er, who's another rich kid, but you never think of the five bucks. But you never really made it. That's why you don't have a special or anything. That's why you fucked up

your thing mainly by ending that DJ Vlad thing. I don't want to go out to God truly. I don't think Ari's a hack. I like this Jew special. How many years

did it take me to get a YouTube? Right off rip. Three months into YouTube, I had to quit my real job and do YouTube. And then they had to add Pocalypse, but I still did it. I mean, three months in. One month in, technically. Yeah, they're like, Kyle, it takes 10 years to make money on YouTube.

Will you do this for 10 years? No. Yeah, they're like, What? They said, This nigga really said it takes 10 years to get good at it. What other profession on earth

does it take 10 years to get good at it? Or is that an unfunny rich kid faggot who has no idea what he's talking about and follows the mind of the other rich kids who have been doing it for 30 years

never really sold anything, lived off of daddy's money for the first 10, made money in the second thing, not real money, and they had no specials or anything. Because these are the only people who say, Chris Rock will never tell you it takes 10 years to get a stand-up. Chris Rock would never

tell you that. Chris Rock would never say, well, you can do a stand-up comedy for 10 years, and then you'll get good. Chris Rock would never say we could do stand-up comedy for ten years and then you'll get good Chris Rock would never say that Dave Chappelle dice would never say it Dana Carvey no actual Jerry Seinfeld when I say you want you gonna do stand-up for ten years very good at it no they would never say that only a rich kid would say that and it kind of bothered me

he said that and I know I went off on a rant but that shit so annoys me it's such though the rant of the rich kid takes 10 years what takes 10 years what oh I forgot I was here watching this little shank on chain you've been doing comedy for two weeks I wanna learn the diddy shit next

but not bad fair enough I said correct it Shafir. You can't touch your toes. R. Shafir. Shane! Shut up! If I were Joe, I'd really... This is kettlebell swinging time. By the way, I want a Shane kettlebell. How about that? Can we get an on it Shane head kettlebell?

Correct. R. Shafir. You can't kettlebell? Correct. Ari Shafir. You can't touch your toes. Ari Shafir sees your heel. That's your heel, you dumb Jew. Ari Shafir sees the world. Yeah. Dumb Jew, that's a buzz.

That's not bad either. Yeah. Especially right now. A lot of people click on it just for hate. Yes, I agree. Yes, yes. These dumb Jews. I like where they're at now.

You could be like, stand up here. Travel podcast you've been tripping about now. No, no. This out there, this out there. It's all under the umbrella of these guys doing shit. I think travel podcast. What's Shane going to do when that little tuft isn't coming? I know.

Once this. He's getting into dark territory here. What is going to happen? I mean, we're going gonna have a costanza very this is in less than a year maybe really nothing left here this tough he's gonna make a decision quick i can't imagine just having a tough i know get the hair surgery now start really because no one wants this horseshoe shit i'm saying it all together it is all together no one podcast with all those things connected.

Don't have multiple podcasts. We do different things like travel and eat food and do yoga. I hear you. That was my old one. Just put them all together. Ari Shafir sees the world. You've got a lot of content. Put them all together.

There is a new travel podcast. If you call it Ari Shafir. Right now it's Mark and Joe versus Shane and Ari. It's nice to see them teaming up. This is pretty, I would hate if somebody was doing this to me about my endeavors. But you're going to see Mark chime in here, help Joe out a little bit. He's the world. It's everything.

Yeah. It's everything you do. Yeah. It's anything all together and it's just you. That's what you need. You don't need a bunch of people down I don't want to subscribe to 40 fucking podcast if that faggot

Got a tattoo of their dead dog He's a bigger second. I Would hope it's not that Shut the fuck up. Wow. Put it all together. My dad was on a podcast. Whatever the fuck. I'm not talking about.

He can't lose. He can never admit he's wrong. He can't. Now I'm watching an old man watch other old men. And they're really fucking sad. And now I'm about to talk about the Diddy thing. I don't know what I'm going to write about. Yes. Mark Norris. Cosigned by Seinfeld. And this was my fear and I knew my fear.

Never really going gonna make it I like Mark but it is the way he does stand up if this was 1998 Mark Normandy king of the world it's not

though so I don't know where he fits in honestly I don't know where Mark Norris fits in I love the dude but

he needs to figure out a thing and he got co-signed by Seinfeld. And I thought he thought that would lead to shit, like acting shit. It didn't. Of course it wouldn't.

But what do you do going forward, you guys? You can keep doing your act, which is fine. That's where you want to be. And you know, it's the only thing you can do. Especially with all jokes, not minding with all jokes. But him personally, I don't know what I can. Probably no airing nothing. I like him on the podcast, though.

But, um, that nigga needs a Transformers style to something to make it bigger. No, I've never been to Epstein Island. What? The Fadeaway what? I like Mark Norton.

I like his one-off jokes, as he does. He's in a kind of love. Probably had a great special, too. It's fine but yeah 1990's son Mark Norland is the richest nigga ever but it's not

what are you doing not for Mark Norland though embrace the road you niggas wish me on on our own, you don't wish Uh, you don't need to know what you wish Oh, Mark Norman didn't say it took him 10 years, by the way I don't know what else Uh uh

yeah I'm talking about Godfrey you don't know black and I don't know black shit so I think whether or not DJ Vlad and shit and he repeated the line it takes 10 years to get good at stand up comedy Vlad and Ed, him, Shannon, and Charlotte. And he repeated the line. It takes ten years to get good at stand-up comedy.

No, it doesn't. By the way, if it took Godfrey to get good at stand-up comedy for ten years, no wonder why you're at where you're at, faggot. If it took you ten years to get good at that easy shit, well, of course that's where you're at where you're at, faggot. If it took you ten years to get good at that easy shit, well, of course that's where you're at. Hey, mailman, it took him ten years to get good at it.

What? Hey, you're going on a plane. It took your pilot ten years to get good at it. What? I hate that shit and I hated it from a line because he delivered it because I understood when he said that it was a delivered line. Married a cable guy where Greg... Oh, Greg Giraldo on a Larry King thing

one of the most hilarious things ever one of the greatest roastings ever sad what that dude and that dude had it all too and he killed himself Greg Giraldo. Was generally. One of the funniest dudes.

With smartest dudes. And I think that's why. It didn't take him 10 years. But. Yeah. Killed him. Well he didn't kill himself he died of a drug overdose

and they were roasting him at the end but uh cause he was so well positioned and he never got it not only did he have the look he had the background and everything and he was hilarious he didn't make it at his speed

for whatever and killed himself Greg Giraldo is the saddest story in comedy he had it all and he didn't kill any overdubs but the fact that he was doing that shit and wearing those weird old gloves

and they were like I said they were cracking on him for doing it but he was set up because I remember the 90's they were like Gran Giraldo and shit and just because he never made it off of that, the more half white side kicked in

than the more half Puerto Rican side and he committed suicide. Cause he was like, I'm disappointing my white side. I guess, you see what I'm saying, now as funny as, well, everything Greg Giraldo did was fucking funny, um, his roast of Larry the Cable Guy was the funniest shit ever, though. And he had the quick mind, too. He had it. He could spit it all out that quick.

But all the deals fucked up. And he was resorted to roast. Like, I love to roast, but he's really... That nigga had deals and shit, but he never made it. But he still got the money wrong. But it wasn't good enough. And I get it, because he was probably told, as he should have been,

he was the next guy. As he should have been. He should have been the next guy. He should have been he should have been the next guy he should have had the show and the thing and the thing extremely creative dude hilarious like

a dude who got it a dude who got it and was hilarious to me real and raw and they they didn't fuck him all the way he didn't get it then he ended up on roast

and that was the decline he let his hair grow he was in trench coats still hilarious but you know huge depression

cause he was supposed to be the guy and for whatever reason they didn't let to be the guy. And for whatever reason, they didn't let him be the guy. And I think he was there, but I think at the tail end of when they used to give you fucking a million-double-element deal for a million dollars,

whenever you used to, but you still got a million dollars, I think he came in at the tail end of that. So he never even got the million dollars. I think he came in at the tail end of that. So he never even got the million dollars or anything. So he might have had three development deals

but they were like a hundred grand instead of what his predecessors used to get. And he was depressed about that. That dude was hilarious

and funny and smart and witty, that was the sharpest nigga I ever saw, Gregor Jolla, and he died of heroin, and not like a thing, I know he's half Puerto Rican, but not like a thing around his family,

that nigga was mad. He didn't make a show business because he had to look at it. I'm sure everyone told him, you're gonna make it. And then he didn't. And that's what fucked him over. I'm sure the fact that everyone told him you were going to, and he did.

To a certain degree, he did a lot of shit, but no one asked for her shit. I'm assuming he did a pilot and it didn't work out. But no one took care of over one pilot. No one pilots and shit. That dude was hilarious as a motherfucker And apparently I'm going to have to make this the live streaming channel. They gave me back my main channel. They can't figure out how to give me back my live streaming channel.

Which is odd. And weird. But whatever. Yeah, what's good? What's up? What's poppin'? What's up with you? Because I'm Thursday. Oh. I'm just biding my time until rebirth. April 3rd.

Oh, I'm waiting for... And they even put on the thing where they got it and it's like waiting for five days. You're like, I just want to click on it. And I know they did shit to it hopefully they didn't ruin it but how could you ruin it because they did changes before it'll still be better than the other maps but i'm just waiting for that they're gonna stream up here on federal hill you keep telling me to come up there,

but I never get the invite, truly. I never get the invite, truly. Nigga. It's gonna be nice. They added a new building, they said, and there's some underground shit. There's a hole in

prison in the trailer. That thing came down, so, like, yeah, I'm wondering how that's gonna work. But I'm still fucking psyched for it. Whatever, though. So,

this cocksucker Brendan Chobb bragged about being on the cover of a magazine in 2024. I don't even know where to get a magazine. Do they even sell magazines anymore? But he bragged about it let's check it out dude i know we had tulsi here but don't treat me different dude don't treat me any different well what are you we had tulsi here and nobody cared dude i know we had tulsi here but don't

treat me different dude don't treat me any different but I mad energy drinks in school whatever dipping shit this weirdo Camel Joe looking they get it he dips which is the most disgusting thing ever he puts one of those patches in the Ronald thing and that's a spit out into something every fucking two seconds. That's disgusting. We had Tulsi here, but don't treat me different, dude. Don't treat me any different.

What do you mean? Dude, I'm just a normal guy. Whatever do you mean? I'm a normal guy, dude. Did you go viral again? Well, again, he never went. When Brendan Shaw flipped his truck, he did not go viral. 100,000 views is not viral.

He didn't go viral. That didn't happen. You flipped your truck. We made fun of you. Nobody cared. And no one watches your Toontown shit. Typically, week to week, I do. I'm glad you asked.

Yeah. But I'm on a magazine cover. You're on a magazine cover? Yeah, bro. Bring this up. Why don't I know about this? Don't treat me any different. Let me see this. I'm going to get...

Magazine subscriptions are still very big. I read magazines. Is it man? Is it man, man? What is it? What is it? I'm a plus-size model. I'm a plus-size model now. Dude, I wish your shirt was off can i ask you a question what's your shirt better

he's on the magazine cover and looks like a straight faggot jesus her job with their photos he's into the new grift but the new grift ain't gonna make you money, dude. You had your one video that had 100,000 views and nothing since. And we're into this, and then what's the next thing? You're copying Theo Vaughn's haircut. It's so bizarre and weird to me. The shop of having you in the truck? It looks like you're... At least Callan and D'Elia got canceled for accusations.

You got canceled just because you're not funny. What do you mean? And a loser hanger-on faggot. Ew, look at the way he's looking at me. What a loser. All daddy's money just getting wasted at this point, by the way. No, it's a whole photo shoot. That's me leaning on my truck. It's a reel, so I can't rewind. What a loser. All daddy's money is getting wasted at this point, by the way. No, it's a whole photo shoot.

That's me leaning on my truck. It's a real, so I can't rewind it. That's great, dude. That's the lightning with the new paint job. That's the lightning. Now, what were they doing? Still in the shop. Not going to lie to you guys.

I'm not into cars. It's in the shop. Oh, it is? Well, too much power on that thing. That's too much power. That's some issues issues so we're figuring i own okay full throttle customs that's pretty cool street fighter and and there you are why didn't you get yourself into a pair of uh hot shorts and and drape over the fucking hood no i should have dressed like i do uh when i was in high school i would have had you eat a banana

slowly oh you know what i mean that's racist Draped over the, no, it's homosexual. Kind of, right? Eat a banana. Let me have a barrel of bananas. I would like to see you sprint around the car. That's the last thing I was thinking of. Well, we want to see you explode. You're so athletic.

No, that's the last thing. Bananas, athletic. I was saying you'd lie on the thing in hot shorts eating a banana. That's suggestive. Oh, I got you. Right. I don't know these days. Don't treat me any different dude be on front of magazines pretty big deal this

i've been sitting on this for a while dude for a while you pay money to do youtube with your dad's You do not make money doing this I'm not joking He makes no money Between renting a studio Paying staff people He pays money to do this He pays money Well he had to give up the stand up Because that was so negative

But now he's going to fly out and leave his family To film Toontown He pays money to do that You pay money to do this And your best friend Is the biggest nigga in the game And he couldn't even save you You pay money to do it

Of course Red Bar watches everything I do And he couldn't even save you. You pay money to do it. Of course. Red Bar watches everything I do. Of course Red Bar is watching. Red Bar. I'm watching Red Bar. That's a problem. According to Red Bar.

And trust me. We've battled. And I've defeated him many times. But yeah. I'm watching Red Bar. We know defeated him many times but yeah I'm watching Red Bar we know Red Bar's watching me I'm watching Red Bar and according to Red Bar that's the problem Red Bar's watching

damn right he's watching and trust me I'm watching him. Street Truck. It's different now. Are you the guy on the cover of Street Truck? Oh my god, yes. I am. Bro.

You're leaning against the lightning that's in the shop. That's me. Dude, and you're the other guy with your one foot out of the passenger door. That's me. Dude. I know're the other guy with your one foot out of the passenger door. That's me. Dude. I know, dude. Street truck.

I know, dude. Things are different now. Oh, man. It almost looks like you're on two wheels, but you're actually on four wheels there. I know. Things are different now, dude. I know. And I love that shot of just the car on a cliff.

Yeah, we were in like off of Mulholland. Sure. Yo, Brendan Shaw really is an ugly dude. He's got a big ass... What are those Groucho Marx glasses in the mustache you'd put on? That's what this nigga looks like.

You put on the glasses hooked up to the mustache and that nigga looks like, ugh. Kyle's watching Kyle. It's Inception. Rainy as hell. I can see that. It was not easy.

The ground's wet. It was not. And that card is on slick. It does not do well in the rain. The shoes match the truck. The golden goose. I wish I said that was intentional, but just... It just happened. It just...

I am so... Don't give a fuck about Brendan Schaub anymore. I defeated him in a federal lawsuit, even though he's appealing. I want to watch the Kumi and shit. Because I don't know about the Stephen Crowder thing, so we're about to learn from it from kumia and gavin this is the real shit i want to check out

can we update on this on that but yeah uh i destroyed you i destroyed your career made you lose a lawsuit you're a fucking faggot. You're done. And it's over. You stink. Thank God I'm finally done. I have been finally done.

I was never into Schaub to begin with. I always covered Schaub. The obsession. I know you're in the show. You're watching. Because he sued me. And he's still appealing by the way The shit's not technically over yet Technically it's not over

Cause the faggot Won't leave me alone He did a copyright thing On a video He's obsessed with me Brian Schaub, whatever, what his lawyer said during the entire six hour deposition, but yeah, Crowder is praying to Gayle, well I want to hear what they say don't give me my thoughts on Crowder I don't know oh I guess not Jay Garrick came out with a thing we all knew it was a thing Goodbye. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Goodbye.