The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub's fake AMA?!?!!Anthony Cumia's salary leaked! Greg Opie Hughes bides his time?!!

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

compound boss twitter account leaks Anthony 150k salary from WABC. Opie hides to avoid the troooollz! Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen bizarre social media shenanigans. Khalaya Kuhn talk! Pr girl and Dezonator update! A TV news cameo! ?? Ghetto neeeeewz! Linda Miller alive?!!

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It was easy because I woke up and Dummy Shob and Callan did their ask me anything and it was exactly what I thought it was going to be. It was exactly what I thought it was gonna be too. It's not even like we got some super secret, like oh shit, we got some insider knowledge about something. Cause I knew they were gonna do one or two real questions, but even those were going to be cherry picked.

Yes, Bobby Lee won. Although I mean, Kaila does have a baby with somebody else. So did he really win? Bobby Lee might end up like death But Yeah, I got fucking four videos made today That Cooley a video. Yeah, we Revealed and leaked how much money he made

Now we know because last time when I made that video before when he was babbling about it I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about Because he like said it wrong He's like 150 a show but that alright, so you meant 150 grand a Kaila is gross Did you hear the new chug walk song on the reddit page? No, I haven't. Oh, I got something to check out. I fucking watched some chick did like a Elon Musk tribute song it was the funniest shit and it was low-key fire but... What's up Robert Miller? He said he thought his year salary was his

per year per show salary. Yeah, but he even said that wrong. That's why like I didn't quite understand what he said but now we know. 150 grand. Hiring an agent and a lawyer right now to immediately be renegotiating that deal. Children. Like, you have to do a bunch of meeting sales calls. You have to record spots and fucking, um, like shit for commercials and ad reads and shit but that's not too bad but it's not just the two hours show behind the scenes shit and like he was even saying

like he was complaining he was like I forgot you had to do so much of this you think comey I got decent money in the bank yeah relatively speaking. Like I said, I never complained or made a video complaining about how Kumia uses his money because technically it's just Kumia. Whereas like Opie, Opie has a fucking family he has to leave money to, kids and shit. Anthony's just by himself. He can blow all his money if he wants. So.

Does Coon still have Jim Ross stroke face? Yeah, she does. Yeah, her face is still all fucked up. I guess it's from the pregnancy? I don't know. Dude, you are the princess and the frog villain in real life? Dude, for real, you could be him for the life of the- I am him!

I'm him, I'm Prince, I'm Lionel Richie, I'm Noriega, I'm Saigon. I blew all my money on Sioux Lightning, bussy. Cool yeah, he likes the transgendered, you know. And then he fucking talked about it on his show. He so did that just to fuck with the opester. DNA, brutal face and her gene pool. Isn't she a little old to get pregnant though? Right.

What if it's her brother's kid? Whoa. Oh yeah, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. If you donate $20 through Streamlabs, you become an instant moderator and have power and I can make you a moderator by just touching that. So it's in the description. I saw you were mentioned on Horty's podcast for your super chat on Opie. First and foremost, I did not do a super chat to Opie.

But yeah, I saw them talking about me. I'm blocked on Opie's YouTube. I can't do a super chat to him. I was on his Facebook, which I might be blocked from his Facebook, but Opie does go live on Twitch too, and nobody watches on Twitch. So if you go to Opie's Twitch when he's live streaming

and leave a comment, it'll probably pop up because nobody watches Opie on Twitch. What's up, Andy Violin? Gotta be high-pitch. High-pitch has got to go first, probably. Anthony did say they did invest while negotiating that contract that paid them a boatload of money after 10 years. Yeah, but they also invested in that Citadel stock and like lost all of that. But like I said, when it comes to Kumia, who cares?

He's... he has no dependents. I mean, I know like his nephews and nieces will probably end up with his money, but it's not like he has kids. That's why I never complained about how he spent his money or how like Jim Norton spent his money. It matters with the opster, because the opster has to leave money to people. So, but, and like,

Obe has the Manhattan apartment worth millions, I would assume, and the Hamptons Beach House, but like, that's money in real estate and that's not real money until you sell the goddamn properties. His daily money though, he's gotta be burning through his savings

living that lifestyle. Missy can't cost that much, she's not Dez. Exactly, she was on Chrissy Mayer's show and they were watching the OP clip. So you can go check that out. They had Missy on there, well she did. I would be better if Howard kicked it for a hundred years.

I would be better if Howard gave his daddy all of his money. So it just depends on how much he's willing to work for. Does New York have a death tax? I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me. It's New York. Fucking, what was it? Homeboy revealed that in Los Angeles,

it's cheaper to fly 100 actors to Ireland to shoot something than to shoot it in Los Angeles. So you know those fucking liberal places, fucking jackup shit. You think Eliza Jordan hit the wall? I don't know. She doesn't like jokes about her age though, I'll say that. Komiya blew through lots of money at Compound.

It was kept a secret until his heart attack when he admitted his accountant said it was costing a fortune. Well yeah. That's why he took the censor gig. But he had money to blow. That's what I'm saying. Like, Komiya has ultimate F you money because at his age, he can't end up broke, really. Like,

and I doubt like he's taken out loans or ever filed for bankruptcy which are last but he doesn't need he's got the gig I'm just saying he's got money to the end so Howard is a million times worse than Imus yeah there are so much ugly Chinese in Sioux. 50k every three months is wild. Eliza Giordano disappeared after her arrest went viral. That guy spent a million on her in less than a year. Damn!

And Eliza's family has money. So, you know, that's insane. He spent over a million, he probably was, like, then he ended up beating the shit out of her in the car. I still love that clip. Hey cunt. I can't. Grabbing her hair, didn't cunt. Ah, and the guy was completely like justified in it too cause she was going crazy, but. Eliza doesn't even fuck. Oh, she probably fucks dudes off stream.

She probably fucks dudes off stream. I will say she looks good for being 68 years old. Kyle being pretty much the only black funster we have. What's your take on the old I Miss situation? I know 20 years ago but I feel like it's still relevant. Are you talking about nappy-headed hoes? That was a hilarious joke. It was just a joke. It was bullshit that they had fired him and shit.

I still say one of the funniest lines I heard was on the IMAZ show. I don't think it was delivered by IMAZ, but they were making fun of rednecks and one of the guys said, yeah, put some gravy on that son of a bitch. I just started laughing. But yeah, that's what they did.

It was just jokes. Boredom was so great before. I don't want to interview Magic Johnson in his own show. Is Dez a nappy headed Klingon? Yes she is. Oof. Have you ever seen a picture of Dez? I had to go get a cigarette, sorry about that.

Fucking Puerto Ricans in there. Fucking, oh, you remember that fat guy I was telling you about at the house? They kicked him out yesterday. So he's gone. Didn't even last a week. But yeah, so they got rid of him. Which that's fucking hilarious. But um, I did a meeting today. Dude, I was up until two in the morning last night. I fucking fell asleep, woke up at like five thirty, was up until then, did the meeting, came over here.

F*** you guys. So that was my day so far. For shitting the bathroom? When he packed up all his shit and he was outside leaving, he tried saying, yo, they're kicking me out for saying that. Bomb. Like just saying, nigga, no. He was trying to say like racism, but the guy who runs it's a black guy and his roommate's a black guy. So like, that was bullshit. It's like, dude, that might've been the technical reason they gave you,

but no, like, you shouldn't have, like, you're not allowed in the day room at night and you'd walk out there and you'd be passed out on the couch and shit, so. They might have gave him a technical reason, cause there is paperwork involved with having people there and kicking people out. So that might have been a technical reason, but that wasn't the reason whatsoever. Sammy Sosa is like white now.

Did I make you clean up part of the free room and board? They tell you to keep your room clean. I'm hardly ever there. So it's not that hard though. I mean, they don't really want you there during the day either. So you're not really there. I mean, unless you're a complete shit bum it shouldn't even be that hard.

They got shit there like vacuum cleaners and jizz. So yeah, it's like just keep your room clean that dude didn't know another reason why they got maybe the steroids Skin bleaching is crazy? The only instance skin... Well see, I don't completely know about that. The one justification was Michael Jackson. Because when he first said he had vitiligo, that's why he bleached his skin, everybody

was like, bullshit. Until I seen someone with vitiligo and the second I bleached his skin everybody was like bullshit until I seen someone with vitiligo and the second I saw that person I was like oh okay I get why he does it now but here's the thing about skin bleaching now every example we have is a famous mentally ill people is it a situation where the vast majority of people who skin bleach do it very little in a very very very short period of time and you can't really tell that much? Is it that case you think? Like 99% of the black chicks who skin bleach do it for like six months get like a little lighter and then just stop but we just see like little Kim or something and Sammy Sosa

and think you're mentally ill if you do it I don't know I'm just wondering if that's it they need to bring back steroids he didn't have vitiligo, he was burnt on his face, dirt, maybe that too. I mean, if you ever see that, it burnt his scalp. And I'm pretty sure your hair don't grow back when your scalp is burned that much and shit. So it fucked up his hair, definitely. Dominican Timsie, yeah, yo, he missed the toilet and then didn't clean it up right away, went

and told everyone about it. It was so weird. Have you talked to Jessica? Is she lurking tonight? I don't fucking know. Nope. You cannot put black back in. You can only take it out. So yeah, they get it bleached out.

They're on more than HGH and test where every drug they can get their hands on. Maybe, but it made baseball better. I mean, was there anything better than when Barry Bonds was smacking those home runs and over the fucking wall and into that fucking, the water behind the thing and seeing all those guys in the boat fight over the baseball was there anything better than seeing that? I mean to be fair the guys before then were all on reds when you bleach they tell you to avoid the sun

the dead steal my money again yeah technically she's still got away with three bucks The dead steal my money again. Yeah, technically she's still got away with three bucks. Not giving up the laptop. She got word to me through somebody. She's pissed at, I somehow got my Microsoft account off the Xbox and it's like, you're keeping my Xbox

and you're complaining that I got my account off of it? Weirdo. Don't you got 10 grand go buy a new one. Yeah I don't know I don't care. Ken Griffey Jr. would have been the go if he juiced. I used to have a poster back in the day of Ken Griffey and his dad. Didn't his dad play for the Phillies when he played for the Mariners? Your Xbox, you got my Xbox? Jessica ain't got no fucking people. Take her to Judge Mathis or Judy and be seen with fucking Majin Buu? No.

They played on the Mariners together? Oh, well before he went to the Mariners, didn't he play for the fucking, his dad played for the Phillies? What, fucking Patrick Mahomes' dad? Didn't Patrick Mahomes' dad play for the Phillies too? I think Patrick Mahomes' dad might have played for the Phillies too. Griffey was good, although I always say this, outside of, you know what, even more than Bonds because specifically the 90s, my favorite baseball player was Albert Bell.

I loved Albert Bell. He was me. I remember one time he smacked a home run and they fucking cut open the bat. The other manager demanded so they cut open the bat to make sure it wasn't corked and Albert Bell just flexed on a nigga like that saying it's all power. Albert Bell was dope in the 90s. He was like the most feared guy in the league, too.

He would beat the shit out of people if they fucked with him. No proof that Griffin, why are we talking about baseball? Yeah, I mainly liked him when he was on the Cleveland Indians. So yeah, but Albert Bell in the 90s that was my guy him and Joe Carter No, I'm not becoming a baseball streamer. Although, I don't know if they do. They need to offer up a service where you can pay to just hear baseball mic'd up uncensored. They would make... Hearing those manager and umpire fights is the greatest shit ever.

They should have it. I don't know if they do, but if you could buy like a service to hear them mic'd up, live preferably, but even like right after a game, you know like how after the Super Bowl, the NFL will post a mic'd up Super Bowl, like if they did that for baseball and you could hear all the manager fights and shit that would be dope.

Where is Emily? I don't know. Go with Korea on Royans? Bro they couldn't do that. Do you know how racist the managers are? Who cares how racist they are? That shit would be hilarious. Well yeah, because aren't half the fucking managers Puerto Ricans anyway? Mo'van was good. People couldn't... well that's why it would be a pay thing. Like I'm not saying put it out there for free. Charge like a hundred bucks a month, I'd pay that shit. And then so like who would pay a hundred bucks to complain about it? The only people who would watch it would be the people who want to and that shit would

be dope. Mo Von was our fucking guy until we got Big Poppy and Manny Ramirez. But that would be dope like if you ever go on YouTube and watch the manager arguing umpire fights, because sometimes they are mic'd up and you do hear those fights, they're so dope. Did y'all pay a hundred bucks to be complaining. George Foreman made millions from the grill Hulk Hogan said he turned down. That's one thing I do believe Hulk Hogan. That's one Hulk Hogan story I do believe. That Miss Puerto Rican has a George Foreman grill

and I think it might be the first one ever made. I think she had the first one ever made. I think she had the first one ever made. It's probably been in her family for generations. It was probably the first thing to hit Puerto Rico that wasn't Puerto Rican and they worshiped it or something. So like, but no bullsh- I don't know. It's right there in the kitchen too.

I think it might literally be the first one. Like you should be able to take that motherfuckin' Antiques Roadshow or some shit. And they'll be like, this was a prototype. Bring that shit to Pawn Stars, fuckin' Chumlee and fucking Rick give you some money for that shit I showed you the shower I don't see I always like the George Foreman grill mainly for burgers but I would use it for my burritos. So I'd make a burrito, wrap it, and then grill it. So I'd make my girl stuff burrito since Taco Bell stopped. By the way, if you fuckers want me to go live tomorrow, I better start seeing some Streamlabs

donations. So hit that link in the description. You donate 20, you become an instant moderator. I need a cigarette. you donate 20 become an instant moderator Grillo was a dud? Yeah, he was. He tried sabotaging his shit. The funniest thing is later in the show, when Kumi is doing the show and he's like,

Grillo's calling me right now. Does that dummy not know I'm still on the air? He got Grillo the fuck up out of there. And then, did you see what Opie did? Opie posted his interview he did with Grillo and I think that interview was from like a while ago and I just gotta keep it a buck that no one gives a fuck did Grillo really know? Not that much.

And it's kind of pointless, because I mean, we all hate him, but we do have stuttering John, who has way more insider info. And we do have Shooley, who has way more insider info. I mean, Grillo, he's all fat now. Grillo looks like a fat, rich Ross. By the way, I gotta still check out Ross on Kill Tony.

No, no, Grillo didn't know a ton. Grillo now weighs a ton. Grillo weighs a ton now, so. Anthony's making $150,000 a year. He leaked it on Twitter. on Twitter there was compound boss thing I made a video about it on the other channel but yeah 150 grand a year and like I said he's immediately now gonna hire an agent or a lawyer and start renegotiating especially after the success he's had so but like I said six months from now definitely this time next year you may not see Kumi on compound anymore if he gets what he wants and he gets the mid

days four days a week he's not gonna do both his salary was wheat but yeah so I mean if he guess what he wants you're not gonna see him on Compound anymore. Compound Censored. Which I wonder how Gavin's... although Gavin hadn't the thing was pretty successful before Akumia so he'll probably still be good. He's still got AIU and shit there. You know what, you're probably right about that too, master. Although they'll probably do the show later. So probably just like the Gavin and Kumia show and they'll probably just do it

at fucking like eight o'clock once a week. That's probably what will happen. The compound, because he's not gonna do fucking four days a week on two different things. And like he played a clip today where Trump shouted out his WABC boss. So that's what he wants,

like the acknowledgement and shit and better guests. And then he ended up with Grillo, like I said. And then he's gonna get Jimmy, but. 150 grand for a two hour show, once a week is great money. Opie was not making that with Westwood. On the hell, no, he wasn't making that. And when Opie worked at Westwood, remember, he got a Bill Burr interview.

By the way, do you think Opie runs his mouth about Bill Burr now that Bill Burr won't do his podcast? Although, to be fair to Bill Burr and other people, Opie doesn't do a show that you can do, really. you can do really. I have to say you did call the fate of compound media oh yeah duh I knew that. Dude I called remember I called that um Komiya was gonna get rid of Keith the Cop and hire E-Rock. I called that day Landau was leaving to do Crowder. Then I called the end the compound media. It was fairly obvious shit that was going to happen. And I remember I got the most pushback on the Landau thing. Three months before Landau left, I did a video about Landau when he first went on Crowder's show and I was like, oh, he's so leaving Compound Media joining Crowder. And everyone was like, Kyle, you're crazy. You don't know what you're talking about.

No way. Three months later, boom, what happened? And then Comey says says we all saw this coming like yeah the motherfuck did everyone bitch when I said it was gonna happen I have to mention that OB I missed that you want me to sign your book with my lazy signature? Here's how I sign my last name. I do the big S and then just a line and a dot. And there's a lot of N's, D's, L's, D's in my last name. I Hope he's gonna be on a banning streets. I wonder if Opie goes live tomorrow morning He didn't go live this morning, which I was a little shocked by so he goes live tomorrow morning now the opster

That might be interesting see everyone in this thing hit up his fucking thing of, Kumi gets paid 150 grand. I'll be there. Just say my name and I'll be there. Look over your shoulders, honey. I don't know if he's got me banned on the Facebook yet though so I'll try commenting through there he's got me banned on YouTube though they went out thought Kumir was going to hire him back oh he so thought that too he so thought Kumir was gonna bring him back.

You know, 100 people will be, no, not that many. Cause it goes too early. If Opie did his show at like fucking noon or something, he might get up to 100 people. But I mean, I'm to 100 people, but. I mean, I'm up that early, but I'm fucking sober now, so. I do look tough, don't I? Oh, he's begging for stars. You just can't comment.

What do you, what wacky voice do you think he's gonna do tomorrow? Oh, Anthony's making 150 grand! That makes you feel bad, right, Obstacle? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Showdown! Brother man, brother man, what up, what up, what up, what up? The fuck is he doing? I can't nape.

Jesse P.S. called in to come here to complain about digital panhandling. Pod awful? Did I say he was allowed back from the fucking shadow realm after I banished him there? I'll let him continue around. Next time though, pot off. I want permission. Next time I banish you to the shadow realm after I destroy you. You asked for permission to come back, motherfucker.

I still remember him complaining a week later. Everyone on the internet says that Saiyan's guy destroyed me. Yeah, nigga, cuz I did. You were being corny. Brendan Schaab about the surveillance and said he bomb-bombed you when you were stealing his paywall?

I was legitimately, cause what was it? He had to merch call or something? I was going to play like 10 minutes of it during a live stream, didn't tell everyone just to go to his, what do you have it on Patreon or something, to listen to the rest. And then he joined on, we talked, I destroyed him. And then I think I still only played 10 fucking minutes of it. Oh yeah, the pizza fun.

I just took his paywall like I did with Redbar. Don't tell me what to do, Martinez. We even if it I know the Bappa never learns last call for donations to keep the stream going I walk which is back to the place and for me to stream tomorrow Don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate 20 bucks through stream labs You become an instant moderator, but anything helps last chance But one bite pizza reviews, but like here's the thing about me quote unquote taking paywall content Hi, what I would play like eight minutes of it then pass out and end the stream So not like anyone ever really got it that much taken.

If anything, it helped. Desiql's creamy Crisco, what? But yeah, fucking. So that Shabama though went pretty much what I expected the way it would go. Hey, what are you doing? Looking sounding great bro. Stay off the sauce. Yeah, I forgot I still had TTS on

Thank you for the $2 super chat But Yeah, I would fucking did I really steal people's paywall content? No. Virtue Ross and his Crisco Disco story? Oh, that's why I gotta get a new laptop. This way I can play videos and talk to you motherfuckers do discord but need money to get laptop

the motherfuckers do discord but need money to get laptop Oh really did pick them off. It's gold Jerry gold yeah dad still has my shit and she's not giving it up so yeah the niggas thought they had gold and they like relax dude. And I proved through the lawsuit paywall means nothing if you do it right and do proper commentary on it you can react to it when he threatened that the red bar there in the docked me like yeah like I gave a fuck who was the other guy that gave money to the guys? I don't know. Yeah, Tripoli.

Is he still with his rock? Is rockfin still a thing with Tripoli? Didn't they give him an actual job there? I hadn't heard about rockfin in a coon's age, so. And nobody like, yeah, Jimmy Dora, like they didn't go exclusive there, but they put their shit there, but you don't hear anyone go check out my shit

on Rockfin anymore, so I doubt that's even a thing anymore. He was on fucking Kevin Brennan show yeah I saw a little bit of that and they were talking about basketball those who gives a fuck honestly by the way doesn't Sam Tripoli's baby mama live near me? In Rhode Island somewhere? I think but... I like her more than her aunt. I like her more than her aunt. I see. I like her more than her aunt. Well, I don't know.

I don't know if I'm gonna be streaming tomorrow cause I didn't get any Streamlabs donations, but I gotta get the fuck out of here. I gotta go back. I'll keep the fuck out of here I gotta go back I'll keep the stream going someone donates I'll bring you back with me and stream a little bit from fucking the place but I gotta start getting ready to go goddamn right red bars watching me for free Thank you. I have no plan for it. It doesn't sound like a plan.

They run out a lot of them every day. That's crazy. Yeah. Okay. I'm stealing a little bit of sugar from ya. Boom. I'm not gonna go piss dirty. No, not a hot mess. But no, she's not. Now I gotta go do. Then I gotta go down to see the DCF lady tomorrow. Oh my god, so much shit I gotta do.

What's good, holy drug lord? I'm just over here drinking coffee, getting ready to go take this pee test. Gonna do some talking about the opster and the opster, how he's losing it right now. And what is it? April 13th is gonna be, um, Coo-Me-A and Jim Norton? Stealing mails of federal effe- yeah, the- the- Like anyone's gonna call the cops dude, relax. But yeah, fucking the opester. I was listening to Komi and Gavin today. Sup Jay Jackson, it's not the morning, it's nighttime but okay. Maybe you're in a country where it is morning, who knows.

I'm just chilling that Miss Puerto Ricans Fucking I got a p-test I gotta go do tonight Tomorrow I gotta go see DCF lady I Gotta find another meeting to do because I got domestic violence class Saturday So then I probably gotta find a meeting on Saturday night my god fucking busy I'm your hero of course I am oh you're in Australia it is the morning of course of course you're in fucking Australia Maybe the ding-ga-way chill baby Got fucking kangaroo riders and koala bear huggers watching me yeah sounds like you've got your shit together

well yeah I know a bunch of shit I got to do but it's got to get done so I'm going to be doing it like I said p-test, DCF lady tomorrow, meeting Friday, gotta find a meeting, well, domestic violence class 8 in the morning, Saturday, and I gotta pay 50 bucks. Then fucking find an AA meeting Saturday night, there's one 7 to 8. Then I gotta get my ass back, cause I got another piss test Saturday night. And then I got an AA meeting Sunday morning that I gotta walk over an hour or two. But yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna stick with it, don't worry. Or I'll be on one second. Yeah, of course I'm gonna stick with it though. You know how good it feels not to be fucked up? It also helps not fucking Majin Boo. But... What's up Andy Violin? They made a killing off forcing people on probation to pay... for... yeah, test and therapy, I know.

But, hey, it's what you gotta do. Will you tell a story about Tony Curtis? In his room, who the fuck is Tony Curtis? Yeah, so I got a bunch of shit to do. So I talked to fucking Klingon Forehead today, right? She's running her mouth and she's not going to give me my mail. What? Live streaming. You were sleeping so I figured go live streaming.

Yeah. So. Oh did you get the peep Miss Puerto Rican? You can't believe the Kaleiola stuff? Oh yeah. Fucking the Kaleilas shit. Oh yeah, in the video I said cerebral palsy. Instead of Bell's palsy, my bad. How many goddamn different palsies are there?

Isn't it the same shit, by the way, technically? You got half a Hulk face, that sucks, but I think it's like the same thing. Chicago Fort. Christina Ricci does get a big ass forehead, but she was looking good in black snake loam. And we got to see Christina Ricci titties. Can you believe Owen Benjamin was fucking her coffees in the mug? White snake? No, black snake, come on.

And she was fucking a bunch of black guys in it too. It was dope. You call it Jim Ross O face? Maybe you should have my O face. Oh, oh, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, might be taking know what I'm talking about. Oh Might be taking that new chick from logistics But yeah, so April 13th call me as having on Jim Norton

The feds picked up Adam 22. No way. He subscribed to my other channel. One way over 21,000 subscribers. It says no jumper as my top subscriber. But I already got the thumbnail made for that one too. It's Ant Man, you know, Cume as the ant and then I got Earthworm Jim for that one too. It's Ant Man, you know, Cumbia's the ant and then I got Earthworm Jim for Jim Norton, so. But this is how I know OP is losing it right now. He hasn't live streamed

and he's probably not gonna live stream. Like he was probably gonna live stream This morning until I dropped that video about how much money fucking Kumi is making 150 grand a year. Oh You know, he doesn't want to deal with that in his chat sup Suzy Q Why are you shunning toilet paper, my guy? Brendan called Bobby Lee this morning. A boo?

Why? Why would Shob go and do a thing like that? Suzy Q is not the only good Puerto Rican. Suzy Q is a bad Puerto Rican. You want to see her panty draw? Oh my god. Why? She just has panties in them. Tiny panties.

Mika, you seen the toilet, you seen the medicine cabinet. Give it up up Chester. You're freaking me out man. She does have a junk draw too. Of course she does. But I know Opie's losing it because he doesn't want to have to deal with his fucking chat just being like, yo, Kobe is getting 150 grand, you would do it for nothing and shit like that.

So he's avoiding going live, but come on, Opester, you're gonna have to go live eventually, motherfucker. Does she have weirdo voodoo statues? Maybe. How about this? What one thing do you think is in that fridge? I guarantee you there's one stereotypical thing in her fridge. Take a guess at what it is. Can we have spent in our court cases already? But take a guess at what it is.

No, not, she's Puerto Rican, why would it be watermelon? No, not yellow rice. No, not yellow rice. Uh-uh. Two master got it. Yep, two master got it. Grape Kool-Aid. Why is everyone saying rest in peace, Linda Miller? She's still alive, damn it.

She's an Indian. They don't die, they multiply. She's Indian baby's kids. Remember I said it first, Opie is whacked out. The Timbuktu. Fucking. The opester has been avoiding going live. I thought he was going to go live today. He didn't. I'm waiting to see what she says about Kumi and his fucking

salary there. I'm sorry, fucking the Puerto Rican chick keeps hitting me up. Remember when I was at the Puerto Rican chick's house and I put the camera out and I said, hey, there's cops out there, right? I thought they were looking for drugs. That's not what they were looking for. So it turns out only two cops were looking and like her thing, I came back for the P test. There were five cops in front of the thing

and fucking a camera crew. I guess someone got shot in front of her either that so I might be in the background of the news cameras the p-test was fine I passed with flying colors Sorry, the Puerto Rican chick is texting me stuff. Do you weirdo? Hey you're at Federal Hill. Nice. Now I don't do the blue scorpion venom stuff. Telepundo. Maybe. The guys did look Spanish, but then the cop asked someone who lived here if they heard it a gunshot. And the guy was like, no, when?

And he said an hour and a half ago. So I was like, damn, it took y'alls that long? But yeah, I was at the Puerto Rican chick's house, so I wasn't even here for it, but when they were shooting it on the news cameras and shit, I was outside. Oh my god, this chick likes texting me. She's talking about how hard I fuck her. Heavyweights, although that's a close one. Heavyweights could they that's a close one. Heavyweights could they got Ben Stiller though. I mean I love little giants but come on heavyweights rules. Well, well, well look like London Bridge is falling down. I don't know what news station it was.

But yeah, they set up the news cameras. The cops are out there looking. Tell her I'm doing business. Hey, she's bragging about how good I hit it. I'm not going to interrupt the compliments. Okay, people? bragging about how good I hit it. I'm not going to interrupt the compliments. Okay, people. My P was normal.

Nigga, my dick game. Do you want to see the messages? How many members do I got in this channel? I'll post them to the members only motherfucker. I ravaged that Puerto Rican woman. She speaks very dirty though. Okay. You are... You're just...

turning me on right now. Yeah, but she big so it's not as impressive as she was like 110 pounds. She's not big, so that doesn't even make sense though, she was. No, we don't, Des doesn't need any justice. I need justice from her. I got my laptop and my mail. Not in my madness. Good Lord, can she let her vet? Anyone named dead still? You know what?

I think you might have a point there. Like anyone named fucking Blanche. You're gonna look like a weirdo. Pound that pussy to the farts, yeah. Pussy to the farts. Pussy to the farts. Fucking stupid dad keeps hitting me up too. Stop hitting me up. Yes, I hate you.

Leave me alone. Why are you texting me? Fucking weirdo. Hey, not all Kyle's. Kyle fucking, what was that nigga's name from Showgirls? Kyle, it starts with an M, right? Dez will be defeated within the confines of the law. What does that even mean?

Now, which Kyle? Braflosky or his cousin, the Super Jew? Whose name was also Braflosky? I mean, no one... Dads can play nose tackle? You're damn right. But yeah, so I got back here and fucking took to put a P test, and mad cops were just outside. And I was just like, damn.

Apparently someone got shot. But yeah, like I said, I might be on the news. Desperate is heavy, even when not in motion. I'd guess so. I guess so. Now I didn't use a woman's pee. I couldn't use the Puerto Ricans' pee sample. She smokes weed. Now, it's all me.

I'm nice and clean. Yeah, you niggas know I'm sober. It's fucking ten o'clock at night when if I was drinking I would have been knocked by seven. Yes I did Chester. All day long. It's cuz I literally have nothing to do Like I said though tomorrow. I gotta go see the DCL Which is annoying. Hold on I'm going outside to smoke Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I gotta shut the fuck up. You know what? Ah, shit's falling out of my locker. You Yeah. Here you go. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged.

You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged.

You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged.

You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. You're gonna get banged. Oh yeah, fucking... Hold on, I'm eating a brownie. Are you happy Chester, all your fucking dreams fulfilled there you weirdo? The Oreo brownies are better. Now I didn't save it from commissary Need to find a clean woman She's not gonna get me back into drugs and alcohol. She doesn't even drink and had a drinking problem All the Puerto Rican does is a weed smoking fornicator. Okay, how many houses did she clean? She didn't clean any, although she's very fucking studious about her place. She may not have a job cleaning, but the blood of the housemaid is in her.

In her DNA. It's just natural. And she's a typical girl. Like the other day we were just sitting watching TV and she was like, I think I'm gonna change my room around. And I was like, you probably do this like once every two months, right? Chicks love doing that shit. They just look at like the way shit set up and like, I can change this.

I can move that over there and sweet. What the fuck cigarettes are not that to start smoking weed right do anything yeah i'm not gonna fucking drink. I'm done drinking. Fuck that Except to an a By the way fucking Susie let me know that my stream labs link in the description was busted. So it's fixed fixed now I only came live because she donated some money 35 bucks so

ah man I don't feel like drinking feel like drinking. The only time I feel like drinking is when fucking Majin Boo hits me If I take a shot, nope, not happening. Hey, the fucking Puerto Rican, like I told you, she had the corona over a month ago, but I'm gonna fucking urge to drink them just coca-cola for me Oh, nah, my grumas what? I'm selling Lucy's at the corner store now, nigga. I try to have two packs of cigarettes on me though. Like if I buy new ports, I'll buy a pack of crowns in case someone asked me for a cigarette, just hand them a crown. Oh, Gunn with his girlfriend in Italian? No, I left our house.

I have a curfew here, people. I do not look Dominican right away. The galaxy gas in the house. I I am Norrie. Okay, you get the Here's the bathroom. The only common part ofiglim? Damn. No, you ain't worthy. My sneaky link. What the hell does that even mean? Looks decent. What the hell are fake perks? Is fake perks just meth? Were you doing meth, my guy? Did you have Heisenberg's Blue? Crystal blue persuasion. I might watch Breaking Bad tonight from the hallway naked.

That's how you imagine Dez is at all times. Damn. You smoke off the foil? Damn, my guy. You gotta stop doing that shit. What was her best quality? Hmm. Um. None. She had no good qualities. I can't think of one to be honest with you. You chased a bluebird down the Crystal Canyon? God damn.

Alright, yeah, she can order food really good. You can tell by her size. I mean, I gotta give her that. But other than that, nothing. There's a reason why I was when I climbed on top of her. And Casey was imagining me. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my event list. Sup, Michael Pozos. Why does my event list look all fucking weird?

Last chance to get in donations. The preferred way is to Stream stream labs link in the description. You donate 20 become an instant moderator have power and it guarantees me doing another live stream. I lost a good man and this no Or you can hit the cash app thing too. The cash app link is in the description too. I don't know what the news station was. Everyone was just talking about it when we were in line for the P test. I just went outside and there were cameras rolling and cops.

Now, Opie hasn't reacted yet. That's what I've been waiting for. I did a stream early on the other channel being talking about how he's losing it. He's too afraid to go live because he's gonna have to answer all those questions in his chat And the OOPster doesn't want to do that maybe to master Yeah. There were plenty. But tomorrow I gotta get up early, go to Providence, see DCF lady. I gotta probably do stuff with the Puerto Rican chick. Hopefully, Opie goes live tomorrow.

Get to see what he's going to say about Coolio making 150 grand. Oh no, I don't care. Oh no. Who the man? Who the man? Who the man? Who the man? Who the man? Who the man? What is he doing when he does that shit? Desgate.

Des is as big as a gate. A medieval gate. If you sell the linens here, I don't know. Thank you Andy Violin. Working out a thing Dez never did. It never will do. Yeah. Steve Conti ordered one and he hasn't gotten it yet? Hi Nick S. What's good? How do people live like this? Um, Amy Schumer is not as funny as Esther. Are we talking about Esther Koo or the other Esther though?

Because if we're talking about trash Tuesday Esther, I'm gonna have to go her, she's extremely unfunny. I plan on it. Oh, Esther, well, Amy Schumer's funnier than her. I'm trying to think of who that chick Esther from Trash Tuesday looks like. She looks like a drawing or a cartoon from Sutton. I just can't put my finger on it. I keep wanting to say olive oil from Popeye but it's not that. She looks like a very disturbing cartoon character that I remember seeing. I just can't remember who. Who'd that bitch look like? Who'd that bitch look like? Pepper Ann.

See, here's the thing though, it's not even like a tip of the tongue thing where, like, I know exactly who I'm talking about. Like, I just got the picture in my head. I don't even know the name. So you might have a right and I wouldn't even be able to tell you. All right, but I got to go. Don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation

link in the description or the cash app. If I get donated, I'll come back live again tomorrow. But until then, I guess they could be out of your own room. Yeah. Well, I got a roommate, but just, I don't got any more come to watch porn, my guy. I left it all in the Puerto Rican. And I've been doing her extra because she's finally off her period. Although I was doing it a lot when she was on her period too. But yeah, I gotta go.

Peace, stay black. Bruh. Thanks for watching!