The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaubs moves to Texas without a job! Joe Rogan refuses to book Bapa!?!?! Is Schaubs staff bailing s2m!!

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Schaubs dumb move to Texas is baffling . Callen is non commital. Chin and others quiting ?? Opie still stinks!!!! AA A sober talk. Dez comes in clutch??? Puerto Rican girls vs straight up white chicks???!!!!

Bruh Thank you. works this time been trying to go live and try it out in the main channel cause I don't want to live stream and fucking do videos on um the backup channel. Well, the second channel.

So, see if we can get some people up in here. I forgot to hit that button. Do we really have one person? What day am I on? What, sober? A little over 90? I'm pretty sure a little over 90. Since November 27th, so. Yeah, ever since then. I got a tripod for my phone. So odd seeing my face. I did my 90 and 90 already. Well, I was in fucking prison, so.

What happened to Coco Diaz? What's he not post on fucking, I've been locked up for three months, people. You made one year today, well, good for you. Tomorrow, I gotta fucking walk over an hour just to go to a meeting. Get my chip at, I was gonna get my chip at, I was gonna get my chip at a, at the meeting that I did, um,

on Friday, but other guys went up and got their chips, and the weirdo crackhead guy hugged them, and I didn't want to get hugged, so I was kind of, like, all set with that, besides, I'm kind of fucking, um, thinking about, um, I kind of want a chip for, you know, more than three months. Why was I locked up? I broke a no contact order. Any funny jail stories?

Well, put your feet back, motherfucker. I got some funny jail stories for you. Mad fights. I hate being sober, Chief Keef. Mad fights all over this stupid fucking phone.

I've been streaming, but on the second channel. I'm moving the live stream to this main channel. So tonight is going to kind of be like a little test. But, uh, what what up Andy Violin where the fuck is my other oh you know what fuck it we're just testing anyway I tried to um un-fucking-block as many people as possible. Goddamn, there were a lot of motherfuckers you blocked on the main channel.

Goddamn. I was in the ACI in Rhode Island. I'm from Rhode Island. I had to do like two and a half months in intake. Tomorrow's gonna be fucking cold. And I gotta walk that too. Like I checked the weather earlier

this week and it was like every day's gonna be good until fucking tomorrow. Of course the day I gotta walk. So about whatever. I don't mind the walk. It's really the only exercise i get so i'm gonna walk that out go do that then come back probably chill with puerto rican chick all day this bundle up yeah that's what I plan on doing

definitely probably gonna need to bring gloves though so who the fuck is Angie Stone I've heard the name what she died I quit everything but yeah I'm done with alcohol she fed me yellow rice yet no well she did make me a taco made at least have chapstick oh a car accident

damn that sucks no I didn't do any god damn hard drugs I mean everyone swore I was doing Xanax or something but no I wasn't I wasn't doing any of that shit. But yeah, so I figure I'm going to drop videos

on the second channel and just live stream on this channel for about the next two months until I get a new place. Why not just stay in our family's convenience store? In the bodega? I met her parents, too.

Unprescribed Xanax, and I can quit them all the time every month. I quit them for two weeks. Yeah, I'm going to save some money. What up, Mark Lista? The only thing is, like, since I was locked up for, like, three months,

and, like, I've been live streaming on the second channel, but I'll just go through it all again. So I've made over $700, right? I'll talk about the fighter and the kid in a minute. While I was locked up without making any videos, but Des spent all my money. We're broken up by the way. And so, like, but when I got out, it was negative $20.

I didn't get paid this month, so I'm not getting paid again until March 21st. But when I get paid, I'll be able to stack up dough. So that's a good thing, but I ain't getting paid till march 21st that's why it would really help me out if you hit that stream labs donation link that's in the description it would help out a lot but yeah so march 21st that's when i get paid

is she a thick latina you goddamn. There's also the white girl too, but I was so heated last night. I got a phone call. I'm knocked out. I got a phone call at fucking, it had to have been like 1130 or something

and it's white chick with her Spanish friend drunk as fuck driving around, and I can't go to... I went outside and smoked a cigarette and everything, and I'm just like... Because I got a 9 o'clock, but soon to be 10 o'clock curfew every night,

but still, like, I can can't i'm about to get my overnights but you gotta like set that out in advance and those two were just chilling drunk as shit i mean talked on the phone for like a half hour then they were like i guess i'll drop her off and i'll go home and go to bed and i just texted her this morning when I woke up. Sorry for being a lame and having a curfew. She was like, it's okay. But it wasn't okay, all right? It's not okay. I don't know.

The white shit's pretty fun now. It's pretty crazy. And she's got a car. So that's cool. But I've mainly just been kicking it with Puerto Rican chick. Puerto Rican chick's a lot of fun. What's up?

Another fat, bald Italian. There's nothing but fat bald but uh the Friday the Kid ending soon yeah if you look at the videos I do on no new relationship for one year whose fucking rule is that

um fucking so we found out Callan moving to Austin both of them are moving but we found out Shob is following Callan down there

and Callan has been telling people behind the scenes the fighter and the kid is ending soon Shob called him out on it and of course Callan was like I don't know what you're talking about but he knew exactly what the fuck they're talking about cause there's no reason for Schaub to go to Austin Texas

he doesn't do stand up or anything so he ruined his gums because of his chewing tobacco habit that shit is still the most disgusting thing ever like I said before I was in the Navy seeing those motherfuckers on the ship

with their little water bottles spitting. They're like, nigga, go smoke a cigarette. What the fuck's the matter with you? Hated that shit without seeing it. I never got it either.

They're like, smoke a bogey or don't. And I think it fucks you up quicker because you like concentrate it because whether they've got the little pouches and they like just put it on the bottom of their lip or some shit and it concentrates all that shit oh that shit disgusting oh yeah the truck and car giveaway scams i mean's got those, but he's in a situation of his career is so dead, he can't even sell, like, merch to even get off the real scam of that.

I mean, like, if three people buy a T-shirt, is that really a scam? You tried it one time in college and messed it up? Heard him say he needed to get his teeth done and Callan needs hair transplant? What guaranteed deal could Rogan give the fighter and the kid now? I mean, I heard Callan's moving down there

because Rogan's going to give him like sort of like a residency. Like not technically a residency, but Rogan's going to let Callan go on like once a week or anytime he wants. But once again, why the fuck is Schaub going? He doesn't do stand-up anymore. And even if he did,

Rogan would never allow him to touch that stage. And we know that because Brendan Schaub admitted that. The car at Scam was funny. That shit was a funny one. Rogan's Pod with Bill Murray sucked. I didn't check that one out yet. I was still checking out

some of the Elon Musk one. His reasoning for leaving is we're just moving down to Austin. There really is no reasoning. The whole thing is just we should have did this years ago. But you didn't. And their whole reason is

fucking Rogan's there. But like, once again what you're not going to get on rogan more than you already do shop and you don't do stand-up i'm not really seeing the fucking point he just doesn't because if callan just moves down there by himself the show is completely done and over so he's just going down there to force the show. Obviously Ellison Alex Jones and InfoWars. Is it even still around though?

They laid the dollar short. Yeah. But I don't even know if it is. Didn't they take down or sell him for wars or some shit? He had hemorrhoid surgery a few days ago. God damn, nigga. Need to get some preparation age or something. Don't leg lift a lot? You gotta lift those legs,

nigga, oh, yeah, but fucking, oh my, God, I'm alive, holy shit,

yeah, I've been live streaming this whole like past week just on my second channel that's why you're going to subscribe to both my channels if you're seeing this you already subscribed to this one but my second channel is unique entertainment that's where all my videos get dropped and i've been having to live stream on that one because i had to make as much money as possible because i was locked up since February 6th so I didn't even get to produce content to make money for the whole month and it was a short month in February so yeah I check out 10 minutes of shop when I get to

when I get to I checks it out fucking that walk tomorrow is going to be a motherfucker you'd rather watch every single thing of his content than having him hemorrhoids again? I guess so. I mean, hemorrhoids gotta suck, my guy. You can't just pop them like pimples or some shit.

Like, I don't know how that works. Buy some Heelys. The surgery was so painful. Yeah, we know we had Bill Murray on. I would assume so. Did you have to get that little inflatable tube thing to put on your ass? The little donut?

The only thing I know about hemorrhoids is from that South Park episode and Kyle Broflovsky and he needed his cream. He popped it. Can you pop it? Is it on your ass or like in your asshole?

I have no knowledge of hemorrhoids yeah that's what I was wondering InfoWars didn't have to sell that do you think they could ever break 200k views in an episode to resurrect the show I mean if they got like Tim Dillon on or something

maybe maybe but maybe yeah if they got like Tim Dillon on and start addressing some shit maybe but like if anything interesting

happens though other people will talk about it and post it on their YouTube channels and they can't do shit about it because they lost a lawsuit to me so they lost a lawsuit to me. So, nigga lost the lawsuit to me. By the way, we're still going through

the appeal. When the fuck does the, the lawsuit was long enough. How long is the goddamn appeal? Hey, $10 can Nick Ass. Thank you for the $10, Nick Ass. $10 Super Chat.

I got some Junior Caramel. It's a Junior Mint. It's delicious. Bop asked Tim Dillon to start a podcast together. Of course he did. They used your case in a lawsuit. It's on the subreddit. Which lawsuit? I didn't even know that.

Oh, please tell me which lawsuit. I'll do an entire video about that on the second channel tomorrow I was locked up so I probably didn't see it Tim Dillon yeah I think Tim Dillon is more asexual than gay. Like, you don't see him with dudes. That's a typical thing. Like, asexual dudes think they're gay because they're not attracted to women, but they're just not attracted to anyone. It's crazy, but like I said before,

I have a buddy, Alex, same way. He doesn't think he's gay though, but... Yeah, he doesn't have any stories. He's just an asexual guy. You know who else is like that? Who's the, um... The Hilton guy who fucking

does he still even do videos? Perez Hilton? He's an asexual guy too. I don't think he thinks he's too fat to get a girl. I just think he's not attracted to anyone, but he thinks since he's not attracted to girls that he must be gay.

But I think like Perez Hilton is the same way too. Face for radio, you make Kumia look like a male model. Shut the fuck up, nigga. My face is purdy. I got a purdy face. Oh, I just had to do a piss test tonight, too. I passed.

It's funny as shit, though, because you got gotta line up hand the guy your cup he's gonna watch you pee then you bring the thing you sign the paper then you're good yeah I'm adorable

do you like butts you think Theo is a closet gay I don't know about that did he hook up with anyone on fucking road rules I don't think he's fully straight I just think Tim Dillon is fucking asexual I don't think he's fully straight. I just think Tim Dillon is fucking asexual. Fucking, oh, tomorrow. Over an hour walk I got gotta do in that freezing cold,

but the AA meeting I'm going to, they got coffee, donuts, and cookies, so, that should be nice, because the AA meeting that I go to around here, a ghetto as fuck, they don't got a guy named Crucifix. I didn't get punched in the nose by a Jamaican. What other bullshit was Artie spewing? No, I didn't beat her ass on livestream before. You haven't seen me on here in so long. Yeah.

Ah, you got to do the piss test as long as you're here. Uh, Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. I haven't been here a full 30 days though. On the 6th it will be 30 days. And on the 6th my curfew goes from 9 to 10. And I start getting overnights. I think you only get two overnights a month though. When Shab is over with podcasting, what will I do? What did I do before Shab is over with podcasting, what will I do? What did I do before Shab podcast?

There you go. I only talk about Shab so much because we're currently still in litigation with each other, technically. I talk about a bunch of other shit too. You people just don't pay attention to the other shit. I mainly drop like. Kumia videos and shit.

You don't watch those though. I'll just talk about Dragon Ball. I'll go back with Dez and peace will be restored in the universe. now I still gotta check out Diama I still gotta check that out I just did a Joe Budden video less than a week ago on the second channel there

so I am still covering joe budden like i said you motherfuckers just ain't watching those videos you niggas just watch the shop shit for some reason i drop videos on a bunch of other shit yeah des who you want me to slur and bash out on camera for old time's sake my life might be more interesting than the people I talk about. Well, yeah. But, I mean... Plus, I still get an ease in this shit.

Like, the people in my life now, they're not really, like, used to this YouTube thing. Like, even, like, Puerto... Like, Puerto Rican chicken white girl, I didn't tell them what I do, but they're not interested in it. They don't know who Joe Rogan is.

Let's say tomorrow after I got back to the meeting, I'm probably just going to chill in Puerto Rican shit. Fuck an apartment all day. But I don't feel comfortable enough to live stream from there yet or something. And she's got a whole other bedroom that's empty. But like, I don't feel comfortable enough to live stream from there yet. Or something. And she's got a whole other bedroom that's empty.

That, because she, I mean, I really like her, but she fell really hard and is already like, I gotta get you a key made and you're gonna move in here and we'll make that your live stream movement but i still gotta get like my laptop and shit that still has that shit don't get mad you live with puerto rican girls maybe maybe your girl Linda was Puerto Rican never played games someone the other night almost had her name too

they were that close Calf or bro does she have kids she's a year younger than me and her kids are grown I know I look incredible for my age I'm 40

so but yeah but I got I got fucking four kids I'll be a good piece of work by the oopster I'll be covering it tomorrow will I be I look 37. Plus, when I shave, I look younger, too.

He's been doing radio since he was 18. Used a condom the first time haven't since hope he's going haywire what's he losing it that Kumi hasn't got a fucking actual radio gig got to get show and rest from surgery

I will hit the like well thank you Ryan yeah this constant YouTube thing means unsub. Sorry, I don't care. Peace out, nigga. You look like a fat version of the Gary Puppet. What the fuck? I ain't fat. Watch the Opie Joe Rogan show?

Alright, I'll check it out. Goddamn right, I'm pretty cool. Fucking ice cold nigga. Yo these junior fucking caramel things are dope. It went in the hole. I ain't fucking chubby. What nigga? I ain't fucking chubby what I just got a phone tripod thing too so my angle's different now

watch watch obi short love reaction hell yeah I haven't put them down since I picked them up plus another thing that sucks about being here is you've got limited space to put shit places so

you have prison food, fat, that food that makes you sterile and bloated. There's the phone. Opioid eviscerates who? Joe Rogan? Huh? Alright, I'll check it out. I'll probably make a video about it if I find it to be dope. But, yeah, you have prison food fat,

that food that makes you, yeah, yeah. And free gumia. Talking about ancient mummies who aren't going to watch. God damn. I mean the prison food was terrible. And they had this one dish there. Fucking

Ah. It was pasta with no sauce and like spinach. It no taste oh what i was saying is it sucks here when it comes to food because like you don't get the space so you can't just do like a big shopping you gotta buy shit a little at a time because you got a little locker to put food in but little fridge space and very even littler freezer space. Slot from India is the only thing worth the prison food? I guess. Thank you for all the fun, bud. I guess.

Yeah, we're getting some super chats up in here. Like I said, the preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the description. But if you can just only do Super Chat, that's fine too. Nigga, I'll just go to Opie's channel and go look at his shorts. I can find it. USA Indian food is okay. That's like USA Chinese food. You know, Chinese people don't actually eat that shit.

They make and feed us. Alright, I'll search for it. I might have actually seen What's Her Face today Made her buy me some stuff Like a new shirt A new hoodie today. Made her buy me some stuff. Like a new shirt. A new hoodie. Some pants. This tripod.

I would have been huffing the aerosols three months ago. Yeah, I would've. What's up, Michael? I'm just chilling. Preparing myself for this long walk tomorrow. To this AA meeting. Smoked. I had some great fucking pop.

Right before I got locked up. I had just hit the dispensary. Like two days before I got locked up. I got an ace. That came with a free pre-roll. Never got to have it. Did the AA court no but where i'm at you got to do four a week so it's kind of ordered yeah i gotta leave early morning because the first time i went there was hardly anybody there

but it was raining then i went last week it was packed i was still able to get coffee and some donuts but no cookies because there was so many people so tomorrow i gotta leave really early like i gotta leave probably at like 9 15 or something or like yeah like 9 because it takes like an hour and 15 minutes to get there starts out 10 o'clock look Suzy when I mean you aren't gonna do what we did last night and you're not blocked on my discord you lying bitch wait I already started. My bad. That's dedicated? Did I walk past a job? No.

It took you that long? Well, it's the only nice AA meeting I get to go to that's actually got like coffee and shit plus I don't mind it like I said it's the only exercise I'm really getting other than fucking all day but aside from fucking the Puerto Rican and the white chick

I mean the only other exercise I'm getting like today I ate chick. I mean, the only other exercise I'm getting. Like today, I ate a bunch. I mean, yesterday, me and Puerto Rican chick went to the Ollie's where the fight happened. But like today, we only did a little bit of walking

and we just chilled in our house all day and watched movies on Bounce and fucked. So that's basically all we did and I'm still heated about last night when a fucking white girl called me where her friend and I couldn't leave

because they called me at 1130 at night they were drunk basically begging me well not really begging me to go chill but they just called me and and I was just like, do you miss me? Oh, that really pissed me off. Like I said, I texted the white girl this morning.

I was like, sorry, I'm such a lame, and I got a curfew. She was like, it's okay, it won't be forever. Because that chick. I met that chick before, the Spanish chick. But I didn't fuck her, like, the first night I chilled with her. I just made out with her and, like, felt her up and shit. But it's a lot harder to chill with her because she's got, like, a three-year-old daughter and shit. And she works.

Like, a bunch. So like, of course, like a normal person, the only time she really has to chill is nighttime and I got to be in at fucking nine. So that's been hard, but we've chilled a couple of times. I'm in a all the way place.

So I've really just been kicking it with Puerto Rican girl. Like tomorrow after my meeting, I'm probably going to go right to her house because I'd rather like I just sit around and make videos all day right I'd rather just chill at her crib than chill here I gotta put her in my rear view mirror

for good I don't do the steps I haven't do the steps. I haven't participated yet in a meeting. I plan on it eventually, but... What boxing match is going on tonight, by the way? Because they're all watching it here.

I can hear it in my right ear. Because outside of my door is like the day room where the TV is. So whatever boxing match is happening tonight, they're watching that shit here. First step is to admit I'm gay. Alright, you're gay. That's the first step to admit you're gay never yeah but I mean the meeting tomorrow

is a long ass troop but I'm down with a troop fuck you LFAJ every time someone says something's garbage I just fucking hear Opie's voice

you're garbage it's a tree when Kumi did that mocking video of him while I was rolling it was the tree shit when Kumi was in his backyard doing an Opie Unleashed video Gervonta Davis fight a nobody oh is that what it is his backyard doing an opium leased video.

Trevonta Davis fight a nobody. Oh, is that what it is? It is Saturday night And I am dead tired I'll say this about not drinking I'm up early early It feels so good to wake up and not be fucked up though You can't imagine the smell of the farts in that building? Nighttime dusty pill farts? Well, I'm only here at night.

Some bleep name roach? I'm only here at night. Like I said, during the day, I'm going all the way. That's why I even started doing the streams from the phone. I mean, I really got nothing else to do. Does it smell like feet there? Why do you think I got my spray? there's mad bathrooms here like there's two bathrooms on the first floor two on the second floor at least they let you use the phone yeah because you because you're not allowed to have, like, a TV in your room or anything. Like, there's day rooms, but you're not allowed to use them during the day either.

So, like, you're not allowed to get up and watch TV all day here. They don't, like, they don't want people here during the day. They want you to, like, go out and shit and get a job again. So that's why like I get up, drink some coffee, brush my teeth. Then if I don't get a, if I got a meeting, I'll just chill here until the meeting. The meetings are usually 10 to 11. And then right after that, I'll just go chill with Puerto Rican girl or unless white girl wants to chill read my bibble do whippets Jesus yeah I did a piss test today by the way don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description motherfuckers like I said though the only thing that sucks

is um the food situation cause you're gonna buy a little at a time cause you don't get the space although I might get that problem fixed cause Puerto Rican girl said I can just keep all my food over there and she's like literally Right there. So like

That should be easier The deal with the fighter and the kid Callanan and Schaub are moving to Austin, but we found out Callan was moving to Austin and Schaub is just following him. And Callan told people behind the scenes the fighter and the kid is ending soon. You must whip it. Now whip it.

Into shape. You want unique merch, I think if you hit that stream labs donation link in the description, there is merch there, no bullshit either, I do think there's like a shirt with a logo or something, I think I filled out all that shit one day when I first set up the donation thing. So I do think there is actually unique merch. I know, it's crazy, but I do think there is actually some. If you hit that stream last donation link

and you go to merch. um now that would be dumb to do it today Jobu the best time would be um right after Wednesday because it goes Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. But I got no urges to do anything.

I don't think it's related to shitting on shop, although that would be interesting. To have that fucker try and sue me over that and I'd win that case don't call me a liar nigga fuck you the fuck would I lie to you about alcohol still shows up 90 hours after you sober up in the piss test. Oh, does it? I found out Nightcrawler will make you pop and everything bagel will make you pop. So, you have a coffee mug with your logo?

Oh, yeah, I do. You can have a coffee mug with your logo? Oh, yeah, I do. You can have a coffee mug. Dude, I used to have a coffee mug. Yeah, I think like my daughter broke it or something. By the way, today was my son's birthday and I didn't get to see him. Yeah, yeah, great. My second oldest turned 13 today and I didn't get to see him

he had gifts and cake and shit vanilla extract will show up so like if you eat a bunch of those vanilla wafers tell des to take it out yeah exactly that's what happened i can't let's just say i might have met her today and I made her buy me a new hoodie, some pants, a shirt. And a fucking, I'm using a tripod thing now for the phone. We still got like 500 bucks to go though here, people. So she still owes me more. I use mouthwash.

I use scope. You don't swallow mouthwash. I use that shit. Oh yeah, I made her buy me the beard trimmer. I got bitches taking gallery. It's like I'm on fucking players club. I gotta use what I got to get what I want. None of it's very extravagant, though, and when it comes to the dads I mean that's more owed than her hooking me up I was Listerine that'll do it fuck I like Listerine too.

Alright. The weird thing that fried my mind was the goddamn Everything Bagel. Like, I haven't eaten one, but I like Everything Bagels. Everything Bagels are dope. Yeah, I made her get me this too, this hoodie. Yeah, the fighter and the kid's gonna be there, but... Red Bar is live. My wardrobe, yeah.

It's going from nothing to two shirts. Like I said, when I get paid on March 21st, I gotta get some shit, but then I'll just be able to stack the rest. And that should be good. Grifting 2.0. How would I be grifting? I'm not even talking politics.

How would I be grifting? I swear to God, these fucking wops hear words and they just go with it. Next he's going to say I'm gaslighting or some shit. Alright, I just wanted to do a little test string test out the tripod this is i will be live streaming on this channel going forward so get prepared always to watch a live stream here Thank you. Hello, come on, work. Yo, we had an AA meeting today. We got to bodge out three videos today. Shab explaining why he quit Stand Up Another Lie.

But the big news is producer Chin quitting. He's quitting. He's not moving to Texas. He's not going to be the producer anymore. He got a job offer from somebody else. So that's the big news today. Everyone is fucking fleeing

the sinking ship that is Shab. Good. His career will fucking blow up. That music video might actually do something if he gets away from Shab. So everyone's getting off of that bandwagon. That's why I think Shab

is following Brian Callen all the way to Texas. It was good how y'all guys Sunday. Why does this woman hit me up when I'm streaming? I don don't know i'll let you know uh can shit that bitch ever like work something out in advance like ever does there always got to be some random shit like she's gonna call me like tomorrow and i'm gonna be out with puerto rican chick and she's gonna be like like, I'm going to be like, no!

Ah, it was so annoying. What up, Andy Violin? Ah, I had to leave Puerto Rican chick because I got to be in by nine. Ah, we were watching Ted 2 on Netflix. And then I was like, I'm sorry, I got to

go home. It was fucking so lame. It's like I'm sorry, I gotta go home. It was fucking so lame, it's like I'm 15. But it's fine, it's fine. Fucking, oh, the walk I had to do today, you know. I got there early though, like a half hour early. I had coffee. If you saw my Facebook post, you know what I had. I had fucking coffee and some donuts and some munchkins.

Although I will say this about the AA meeting. In the last 10 minutes or so, don't let old people talk. Especially an old guy. It's crazy to add on. They had some homeless chick there who talked. Her story was pretty fucking interesting and shit. But that bitch was like, the second I leave here, I'm going to use. I don't want to, but I'm homeless and I got to.

I was like, damn. That's kind of fucked up, but... I mean... Oh, fuck yeah, it was freezing. I smartly wore two pairs of gloves. I got them right here. I got these gloves my mom gave me but then I had gloves under it that I bought from the store when I first got out of jail. Yeah so I doubled up on the gloves. Had a hat. My winter jacket and shit, so. What's up, Suzy Q?

But yeah, other than that, how was y'all guys Sunday? Suzy Q, have you ever been laying to a nice Puerto Rican woman watching Ted and then be like, oh, I gotta go, I gotta be home at nine. It sucks. What's up, Mark Lista? But yeah, we found out that fucking producer Chin is not going to Texas and fucking he got a job offer. He's so out of there and not going to be part fucking got a job offer.

He's so out of there and not going to be part of fighting the kid anymore. Another one bites the dust. No, I haven't had a curfew ever. Of course, they let your little 10-year-old Puerto Rican ass run wild in your barrio or your favela or whatever the fuck you people live in.

But in your barrio or your favela or whatever the fuck you people live in. But, they're like, just be back with some Taco Bell, Susie. But, I mean, yo, but Chin fuckin' is quitting. That was another. The last holdout is still

Cheddar Bob lookin' dude. Whoever the dude isout is still Cheddar Bob looking dude. Whoever the dude is who looks like Cheddar Bob, who works for Shob, he's like the last holdout there, but, I mean, producer Ching quitting the podcast, ooh, that's a big one.

But like I said, now his career is gonna get a lot bigger and shit. He're gonna do more shit. So it's better for him. Oh my god, that walk I had to do today, it was fucking brick out. Does your girl

have a push cart selling? Let's just say there is some sort of pushing cart involved, though. She's got one for when, like, you go to the store so you can put shit in it and just wheel it back. And of course, me being the gentleman that I am, I pushed the cart thing. He said he was going, then Brendan says, let's talk off air. Suddenly, he's not moving. Yeah, I know.

He's not moving. I mean, how's that going to work? How's the producer not going to be where the show is and mainly going to be? That's not going to work. So obviously,. And mainly going to be, that's not going to work. So, obviously, Chin's the fuck out of there. I mean, Chin has to see the writing on the wall. I mean, he's Asian and has to squint and can hardly see,

but even that being the case, he has to see the writing on the wall. It doesn't have to be in fucking Japanese or Korean or whatever it is. He knows that podcast is done. He knows it's over. I'm still pissed you made me watch that new banger song that Chin drops for the streets. Yeah, Chin thinks he's got a career doing that.

So he's like, fuck that. Can't do that shit in Texas. But, I mean, look, he's had to have seen that everyone who leaves Brendan Chobb becomes way more successful. And he's got a job offer, like he said, that he's probably going to take. Probably working for Theo Vaughn or something. So he's going to do a lot better. And I guess Cheddar Bob-looking guy is now going to get moved up

to being the new Chin. Asian hip-hop is kind of dicey. I saw a Korean dude break it down one time, that young freestyle song of what they were saying, and he basically admitted they're just saying gibberish. So even like the Asian rap, they're not really saying anything. They're just babbling gibberish. But it sounds good.

Oh my God, I did so much fucking walking today, though. I am fucking exhausted. I was laying in bed, a nice bed with a Puerto Rican chick. He was watching Ted 2 and then I had to come home. Oh my god, so annoying. Not only did I walk all that way to the AA meeting, I fucking had to walk a bunch when I got back here.

I go to the store and get food. But I had some DiGiorno pizza for dinner. That was pretty good. And I'm fucking tired as shit. I will say this though. I get to sleep a lot earlier at night and I wake up a lot early. But it's so nice waking up. And not feeling like shit.

Except holy drug lord. Oh my god. It feels so good not to feel like shit. Where's two masters wrench? He doesn't have one over here? Oh, well, after I stream, I'll have to get him a wrench. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. Or donate through Super Chat, if that's the only way you can do it.

I can be on Opie radio I don't know if the first thing I can do When I wake up is Listen to Opie I try not to start my day off shitty The last thing I need Is for that fucking idiot To be out there going My name's Opie

It's a tree I don't even know what bit opie's even doing right now like go back to doing harry hater or something you're wrenched on the other channel oh i gotta wrench everyone who's wrenched over there over here he's still posting Carl clips, but fucking, and the crazy thing is, the mad Cuban Carl O'Weese, right before he died, fucking hated Opie,

hated him, because Opie was fucking around, doing what he's doing now, and not doing a real podcast, and Carl was like, I'm wasting my fucking time with him, and Carl was fucking Miss Chipperson. And then unfortunately, Carl died.

Rest in peace. Walking in the cold makes you sleepy. I don't know, walking in the cold, it's an hour or something there, an hour or something back. Some of the speakers, though. This chick went up and spoke.

I swear to God. She wore a jacket, but she wore jeans. She might have anorexia. Some white blonde-haired girl at the meeting who spoke today, she might be anorexia. Some white blonde-haired girl at the meeting who spoke today, she might be anorexic. Because that bitch, looking at her jeans,

was like a toothpick. Like, that skinny. But her face and shit didn't look skinny. Like I said, she was wearing a winter jacket, so I couldn't tell the upper body, but the lower body, I was like, god damn, who did she steak her son, bitch? it so I couldn't tell the upper body but the lower body I'm like god damn who's his cheesesteaker son bitch

he threw it all away for opium Miss Chipperson yeah he did didn't he I forgot he lost his wife and everything the mad human lost his wife because he hooked up with Miss Chipperson. Then he got a separate place for him and Miss Chipperson. And then he died. Used to play the dumbass on ONA. I feel like you get

too much blame for that. But I mean, yeah, the mad Cuban did leave his wife. I blame for that. But, I mean, yeah, the mad Cuban did leave his wife. I forgot about that. Lost his original restaurant and his house. Yeah, because I'm sure Opie was like, yo, dude, I got these deals for these podcasting deals

and all this shit. And, like, Brother Weez is gonna get me a job. And that's what Carl thought. And like Brother Weez is going to get me a job. And that's what Carl thought. And then what? Opie got the Westwood One gig and was still not trying, walking around with that bullshit thing. And then Carl realized,

oh, this dude's not really going to actually try. I'm wasting my time. And then Carl died. And then Vic Henley died and Sherrod Small was like fuck that and then Pete Davidson blew off Opie

because remember when Anthony got fired and it was Opie with Jim Norton like he made Pete Davidson a regular guest. But the second Opie got fired, Pete Davidson was like, sorry, I'm too busy fucking bitches. Like Kim Kardashian and shit, so. but yeah I did that walk AA meeting today so skinny chick talked then a bunch of old guys

talked and one went like over the time and the whole time I'm just like looking at the clock going hurry it up nigga like I don't mind the meetings but we gotta end these fuckers on time. And got time to sit in there

listening to some old motherfucker talking about Vietnam and shit. How fucking long ago was Vietnam, by the way? How are these people still alive that were in that war? How many people are there younger than me at the meeting? That blonde-haired chick might have been younger than me, and that was it. Makes you wonder who that guy Pete Davidson

Is related to He's obviously some sort of industry plant Not funny, not attractive Didn't he get Like where he's at to some degree Because his dad died in 9-11 Old fucks always go over time In AA

Shrozma with the reason Opie got fired. This is why you never hear about him. Shara brought up Opie. Oh, yeah, he brought it up. I forgot that. She was okay looking. But I'm saying, like, she was wearing, you know, like a regular chick black winter jacket,

but then black jeans, and I was just like, whoa, like, is there a body there? Like, I would assume she's younger than me. I think she said she's been sober for 10 years when she was up at the podium talking. She was no Sue Lightning sue lightning whoa watch out

but yeah but me I got to the meeting a half hour early Got me my coffee My donuts Like I said, if you follow me on Facebook You saw the picture of it I put up on there So you saw my coffee and my donuts And my munchkins Just chilling Eating But yeah

I'd say that blonde chick was probably the youngest person there and I was the second youngest if you go by age but that's the good meeting the mandatory meetings I go to I'm not the youngest oh but that walk god damn but fucking oh that annie liederman video i dropped that happened like a month ago it's just i have someone i've caught up on the because i was in prison so i'm just

still catching up on shit I missed. That's why I posted that video. Am I trying to beg my way back to Dez's bed on Facebook? What, nigga? What? That's a Facebook group the homeless cats my Facebook is just Kyle Swindells you're craving some California taco shop

yeah I'm gonna call Anthony when he's on WABC posting pics of me at AA? That's not for Dez. It's just I've literally got nothing to do so I'm posting AA pics. That's mainly for my family. Oh, I'm not going to Skinkfest in New Orleans. Oh, no.

When is Skinkfest in New Orleans. I don't know. When is Skinkfest in New Orleans? Mm-hmm. Susie, shut the fuck up. Nigga, why would I be posting AA pictures for Des? Des is a... Well, I'm not going to say that. But... Let's just say Des is probably drunk right now.

Why the fuck would I be posting AA pictures for her? The fuck? Fuck. Is my family worried I would call for jail? The only person I could talk to from jail was my Aunt Denise. My mom didn't even know I was in jail. My mom found out in jail, I was in jail the second I got out and I

called her. My government name is Kyle Sundels. Hit that link, look in the description at the Streamlabs link, that has my name in it. Stuttering John is a Puerto Rican how dare you try

to associate me with his dirty dirty people and that's what who does what Susie you know Susie's a little

fucking weirdo troublemaker yeah like what are you babbling about? He's not quitting. He's moving to Texas. Why don't you get off?

The guy's dick, dude, is so weird. Nigga, he literally announced today he's not moving to Texas, you dumb fuck. It's like... Nicholas Cage! Pamela Anderson! Oh, when they would shit on Stuttering John on that Artie and Anthony show

and just do the fucking porky pig thing. Oh, the funniest shit ever. Yeah, but Chin announced he's not moving to Texas. So, you're dumb. He's suing Unique Shop is literally on it. I know, exactly. He's the one suing unique shop is literally on it

I know exactly he's the one suing me well he lost that but he's doing the um what the fuck is it called the um the thing when you lose but

does it start with an A what What the fuck is it called? Wow, I'm tired. I'm blanking. The, uh... The, uh... Appeal! There we go. He's doing the appeal.

Where did he say he's not moving. I mean, mean like he's moving to texas everything's fine like nigga you sit it you're just sitting in the kitchen meme everything's on fire around you and it's like everything's fine the gringo poppy's good brendan chobb is funny. It's like, nigga. I look like Lord Tyreek or Peter Guns. Which one? Uptown baby. Uptown baby. This reminds me of the laundry room one. You're thinking I look like Peter Guns.

It's Uptown Baby. Uptown Baby. Uptown Baby. Because the other one was a really really black guy you remember the laundry room with the broken ceiling yeah i love the laundry room with the broken ceiling uh why did des have to lose that apartment i was such a good apartment sorry you niggas only saw the laundry room

I never even dreamed of fucking streaming in that apartment I always did it either in the laundry room or the RV yes the partner in the kit room or the RV. Yes, the Fire Nurture Kid is over. The war is won. You sent $25 to Streamlabs right now. Why didn't it play? Maybe it'll play in a minute. Who knows? Try it

again? It will go off though if you actually sent it. because it's linked so don't worry it'll show up if you did it but yeah fucking the ceiling shit was fun as fuck the rv streams RV streams are fun. Good times. Good times. Will Des lose weight for her new man? I don't know. She better do something to try and keep a nigga. Oh, we had a talk yesterday she was like basically if i get another chick pregnant

des will never talk to me ever again and which i think we're pretty much done but i'm not even talking about just like ever being together again i mean i just think in general i get another chick pregnant you know she pretty much said i'll never talk to you again i was like well bitches line up so i can come in here because but yeah i don't know i think i'm too old to have another kid right having another kid at 40? Although you look at your kids, you got, this is what Joe Budden was saying today

on a show as I was listening. They were talking about kids and Joe Budden was like, you know, I look at, if you got three or four kids, you might look at your kids

and go, nah, I think I could do better. Puerto Rican girl probably isn't too old. Puerto Rican girl is younger than me. White girl is younger than me too, though. Don't forget about it. But white girl's got a three-year-old. So.

And it's so hard for me to chill with white girl because white girl has like a regular job and a three-year-old and shit. So like,

I'm on some like, actually get to hang, like, me and white girl talk every day. Like, FaceTime every day, but fucking, we only get to hang out once a week. Like, I told you, the fucking, she hit me up Friday at, like, 11.30 with her friend in the whip, and I couldn't go. She doesn't want them competing

with the new kids for the unique fortress. Susie likes to run her mouth. I forgot that about Susie Gu. The white girl will buy me things. The white girl I do think makes more money than Spanish girl. And like, white girl has a three-bedroom apartment.

But she also has like a 14-year-old son, another son, and then the three-year-old daughter. Desiree's just a minority she ain't a minority owner or shit but but yeah I basically just chill

with Puerto Rican girl all day every day like right when I got back from the well I made a bunch of videos today but like

I was chilling with Puerto Rican girl today we're watching movies. We chilled upstairs at her friend's house. She has an elderly woman friend. She has a baby. We just chilled up there. But...

Do you know too many kids stick with Puerto Rican girl bro where did I meet these bitches I was locked up look I'm sorry but this is all I gotta say honestly this is all I got to say.

Honestly, well, this is what I learned. Did y'all hug up and watch Con Day, Con Love, Conclave? Sorry, my eyes are getting worse. No, we watched ted 2 no no you weren't pen pal nigga now the crazy thing about puerto rican girl is like because the dating sites are i'm convinced like 99.9% just AI. I don't believe any of the chicks on there are real. They'll never meet you. So what you do is you go on Facebook

and you know in your suggested friends thing, look up, see if a chick is near you. If her thing says single, send her a friend request. If she accepts it, just hit her on Messenger and be like, what's up? So I met Puerto Rican girl that way and i was like she was like where you live i told her my street in patucket and she was like wait a minute wait a minute you live right behind me and i was like wait what right behind you she was like yeah

that's literally right behind me i was like no bullshit so if i go outside in the back and smoke a cigarette you'll be able to see me she said all right yeah i'll come right down and see you so she came outside and we met that way and then she kissed me the first five seconds we met then we chilled the next day and we fucked and that's basically the first thing we did was fuck and we've been chilling ever since she told me she wanted just wanted to fuck me but then she was like I like you now and shit like yeah what a homo but I met a white girl before the Puerto Rican chick though white girl same thing just hit him up on Facebook through Messenger. White girl came and picked me up.

I was chilled. Puerto Rican girls are easy. And a white girl is kind of easy too. I got pulled over with a white girl and it scared the shit out of me. I think I talked about that on the stream on the other channel. That scared the shit out of me. I was like, I think I'm clean.

My record should be clean, but you never know. That was easy. Have you seen following r slash marushy spiraling also the last time you hit your kids the year was 2008

it was but yeah fucking I mean I only met two chicks how long have I been out of prison, not even a month yet, but, and to be fair, I met the two chicks, I think, less than a week, then I was out of prison, no, when I got out, February 6th. It was probably like a week and a couple of days. That's kind of a long time without meeting a chick, right? She's got a World War II level body count back in the bar. plus I've also like a weird thing like stopped looking

after Puerto Rican and white girl like I'm not keep hitting the thing and looking for new chicks which I probably should but I don't know that shit I always just found exhausting like having multiple chicks

what did I go to prison for breaking a no contact order by the way don't forget to hit the stream labs donation link in the description or the super chat thing I need money people until March 21st link in the description or the super chat thing.

I need money, people, until March 21st. Then I don't give a fuck if you donate or anything. What do I say when I want, when they want to drink with you? They don't want to drink with me. Puerto Rican chick doesn't drink. Well, she has like two Coronas in her fridge, but she said she hardly ever drinks and

doesn't really smoke weed anymore. White girl only drinks, but I don't want to drink and they don't care. When I'm done, Dez is... I don't give a fuck if Dez is waiting bro that streamlabs link don't work I sent you 25 well one of the moderators

put the streamlabs link in the goddamn chat for him so it can work I didn't get it because I would have got the email saying it and the thing would have went off because it's all connected. My haircut? You think? I've got to get a haircut.

I've got to get a temp. How many times was I drunk on the fucking on the stream? I stream untold times. The best nation is donation. Yeah. Am I inside a storage container? No. There, Susie Q put the link in the chat.

Just hit that link. But yeah, so... Yeah, it's fucking... Like, Puerto Rican chick, like, the cool thing about these chicks is like, they haven't even asked. Like, they're kind of being smart about it, but they haven't even, like, been... But I also think they like the fact

that I'm sort of in a place like this. So, like, been, like, but I also think they like the fact that I'm sort of in a place like this. So, like, they know at night they don't got to worry about me because I'm going to, I have to be here. Pick up your phone and show it. I did that the other night, Susie. Maybe you should have been there. I went on a walk. I went outside and everything. Remember when you made a video yeah and I used to play it as my outro

that Don A video so I just sit there stone cold sober and judge him yeah and that's the bottom line cause I said so I don't judge them. They're cool though. Like white girl drinks.

But she drinks like a regular person. Like once a week. She has some shots. Her and her friend drink this thing called Pink Whitney. Apparently it's owned by the barstool guys. And those chicks. Like a white owned by the Barstool guys. And those chicks, like a white girl and a Puerto Rican girl, know nothing of YouTube.

So when I tell them I do YouTube shit, they're just like, yeah, okay. So you'll never see them in my chat or anything. I know, I keep answering the same question. Pink Whitney. You would know, you fucking Susie with your chick drinks. Does it suck? Dude, the Sina thing.

Fuck. I gotta get my peacock password from Dez but I saw Cena turn heel it was dope I knew it it was so dope seeing Cena turn heel that fucking

look on his face and you know what they should do ever since Hulk Hogan got booed, they should bring back Hollywood Hogan. Then you got Cena and you got The Rock. That was dope. You sent me another 25. Let's see if I'm scamming or not.

How the fuck would I be scamming? Maybe if you sent the 25 the thing would pop up if it doesn't pop up it didn't go through and you didn't spend your money what the fuck never stop being a drug lord

you know you have to donate money and not kilos of coke you're Capeverdian too you want to wrestle sometime normal drink is like what no they're fun because they get drunk and they're like they start twerking on you and shit

do not send me Bitcoin. Mitch, great. You sent me 50 and you got charged. Hold on a second. Let me make sure this motherfucker is in line real quick. Because I don't want him to get ripped off if I didn't get it. Because I'm going to have him

file a fucking thing. I didn't really get it. Because the thing wouldn't go off. Hold on. Is this thing there? I still got my other phone so I can check on this fucker I'll check in a minute for you

because if it says I didn't get shit I want you to report and get your fucking money back although every time everyone else has ever donated someone else fucking donate either through Super Chat or something See if it goes through She's no Dez From the side you look exactly like

Fred Norris painting Painting of Gary Simone Bowie Fuck you Cena got cocked when Nikki Bella said her new boyfriend Is so hot in bed. I don't know what Des drinks. Des drinks Hennessy, I think.

Yeah, I did see some of that Lord Jamar and Godfrey. And now, what is it? Godfrey is fucking pissed. Now he's pissed off that he stopped doing the DJ Black because Lord Jamar talked him into not doing it anymore. And then he realized Lord Jamar went insane with the whole flat earth thing

and being a Trump supporter, which Godfrey doesn't like. Lord, you're my other girl. Yeah, Sean, quit stand-up. I dropped a clip on the second channel where he talked about quitting. He made up another fucking lie where he's like, I stopped doing stand-up

because I couldn't hang out with you guys. No, he stopped doing stand-up because he couldn't sell any fucking tickets. And it was the stupidest thing why they quit fucking Vlad. They quit Vlad because Vlad doesn't like Farrakhan. And black people are stupid. Black people defend Farrakhan without ever listening or watching Farrakhan. They just think they've got to defend him.

They don't listen to what Farrakhan says. Of course Vlad wouldn't like Farrakhan. Vlad's a J-O-O. He's a J-O-O. And of course he wouldn't like what Farrakhan has to say. Yeah, Joe Budden still has a show. I was in prison seeing Joe Budden still has a show. Nigga, when I was in prison seeing Joe Budden in

prize pick commercials, they actually put that nigga in commercials. And like, during fucking, like, prime time, too, like, during football games, the playoffs and shit. What up, Pac-Man? I haven't seen you in a coon's age. Let me see what's in here. Hold on.

I'm just checking something real quick. What's next for Shav? Bother Callen. I mean, the dude's moving to Texas to bother Rogan and Callen. Continue with the cars? It depends how much fucking daddy's willing to spend

on his son's habit. Susie said she sent 15. Hold on. I'm about to see because the views are donating and it's not showing me. That's fucked up. Oh, wait. Hold on a second. mobile hotspot

ciggy bank daddy joe rogan would take care of him? Nah, I don't even know that because Rogan wouldn't let him perform at his fucking club. It says, Holy Lord is your top tipper on Streamlabs? Oh, okay.

Then it probably went through. I don't fucking know. It's always Sutton Scrooby with this shit. It might be because I switched to the main channel and it maybe takes a few days for it to settle in. Like what you don't see is I try to go live like three times Before I actually work because I'm using the fucking phone You think Dez's box is more destroyed than Brendan's gums? Damn.

Probably. He probably thinks, like I said, he's going to try and use Rogan's name. And not only even for shit like that. Like, probably just to get into good restaurants and shit. Because that's what they fucking threatened fucking Bobby Lee with. They threatened fucking Bobby Lee with, oh, we're going to get Rogan to destroy your career with that shit. So that's usually what they tend to do.

Oh, they're going to throw around Rogan's name all over Austin now. You just so know that's going to happen. Oh, yeah. Fucking Godfrey regrets that falling out with Rogan. The second Lord Jamar said he was a Trump supporter and then started talking about the flat Earth, Godfrey and fucking

Dante Nero were like, whoa. Godfrey and Dante Nero were like, oh boy, what's going on? So Michael Alanis Morissette. Now I haven't thought about doing stand-up I hate stand-up oh yeah but they fucking regret that although Godfrey does pretty good

to be honest with you but Godfrey would have probably kept growing and growing and growing if he kept doing rad but Godfrey would have probably kept groaning and growing and growing if he kept doing Vlad, but Godfrey does pretty good. I'm glad Dante Nero is getting an opportunity to get more attention since Patrice ain't here. Yeah. And Godfrey always has on Vaughn, Patrice's girl,

who I've been told, like I said, is the real reason why Kumi... By the way, the next Patrice benefit is coming up. Tim Dillon's gonna be at it. But I was told a lot of people like to blame Nia Burr for why Kumi

is not allowed there. I heard it was Vonda Carlo, Patrice's girl. I'm trying to. I got a buddy I met in prison. His name is tbizzle69. Oh, he's a character. He's the guy who fell out in the chow hall. He does live streams on Buzzcast. But it's just bots in his thing.

But he doesn't really know too much about internet shit but he's a funny fucking dude I want to do a stream with him if Shane Gillis was an industry plant don't you think they would have let him on SNL Vaughn is a grifter she went off with like half a mil on that documentary that never happened

I don't know how that worked but what I heard from remember the original director of that documentary was that they sold it on the fact of the celebrity interviews they were going to get and like most of the celebrities just didn't show

up. Ahem, Kevin Hart. Ahem, Chris Rock. Ahem, other names but that's what I heard at the time. Shane's SNL monologue was kind of mid

monologue I'm fucking tired Dante is manipulative remember when Patrice called him a gay pirate on Tough Crowd didn't they just do a fucking SNL special like two years ago? Saturday Night Live

hasn't been good since the 90s. There, I said it. A luxury trip to Paris. I don't know. All I know is Vonda Carlo's daughter. It's kind of... Wait a minute.

I can hit up Vonda Carlo's daughter now. Ay. Yeah. He still has that stupid horn in his ear what Dante Nero I like Dante Nero though

wasn't it him and Bob Kelly who had stinks on their podcast to call him out and stinks like completely bombed. I think the daughter looks way hotter than the mother. Tim Dillon's definitely going to be at the next

Patrice benefit. I forget who else but Tim Dillon's going to be there. And all the money goes to Patrice's mom it's real and it's spectacular

I had to grab them I could have been killed It's spectacular. I had to grab them. I could have been killed. Can I pull up the daughter and show you? Just look up. Just go watch the Killing is Easy documentary. She's in there. She's literally in that

documentary Bill Burmaid. I've got to figure out how to pull up shit on here. Now, it says you can do it, but I've looked trying to figure out how to add web things or the browser, and I can't figure it out, but 423

locked. Get streamlabs. labs API what the fuck does that mean am I still streaming why does that say that for two three locked get HTTP stream labs comm slash API slash I don't know what that means. Why is that showing me that? Is that the reason why it's not showing the donations? Am I still alive? I think this says I'm still alive. The little timer is still going.

Somebody chat in the chat. I see the chat in the screen going, but that's a little behind anyway. Oh, wait, there we go. Yeah, you're live. You're still live, I think. Should I have my stream back? Well, maybe it's...

Can someone look up for me what? 423 locked. Get HTTPS slash streaminglabs.com slash API means. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I'm going for nine more minutes anyway.

Then I got to go smoke a cigarette. Ugh. Oh, I so did not want to leave Puerto Rican girl. Just nice laying there with her. Feeling her great, amazing skin. Her olive skin. Her long Puerto Rican Indian hair. But I had to come back.

I got a problem in my mainframe. Oh, do I got to take like Viagra for that shit? Well, there's things in the way too. I'm having trouble reading your things. It sounds like the link to download stream labs maybe i can sudden us with i can bring you with me when i go smoke a cig yeah i could so they let you have your phone and cigarettes, that's worse places, oh really, and you're allowed to smoke whenever, like they lock the door at 10, but they got a wood thing, so if you want to go

out at like midnight, or one in the morning, or three in the morning, you smoke a cigarette, you just stick in there, smoke a cigarette real quick, run back in, take out the piece of wood, too, so, it's cool like that, is Puerto Rican girl filling that dead-shaped heart, hole in my heart, that Puerto Rican girl, oh, I'll say this. I really, really, really, really like Puerto Rican girl. She's Puerto Rican. She's got a great Puerto Rican ass.

She's fucking... When she gets mad, she speaks Spanish. It's hilarious. But it's also nice to just be with someone who's just down for you like oh rip like i'm like right now i don't even have to be here if i called her up right now and said look they kicked me out i gotta go stay with you all right come on move in shirley told me she wants

me to move in with her shir already said like tomorrow she was either tomorrow or sometime this week she's going to go make me a key to her apartment. She always chills in her friend Lily's apartment so I can just come and go from her apartment and shit. Does she call me what? I can't see that because there's four two three locked thing.

Hold on. How fucking cold is it outside, do you think? Yeah. yeah hey the bathroom yeah yeah I can see myself. Look, you can see what I see. Alright, what the fuck is that? Fucking, yeah, you see right there? It says 423 API locked. Is that shit?

Is that shit? Do I feel like Sean? God damn it's cold out. Hold on. Yeah. I'll hit smoking a crown with you niggas. Him and April are divorced now? What, steel toe? I was checking out some of the steel toe show the other day. He hit his morning donation goal to do a stream later that day. By the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link and the Super Chat thing.

People said they donated, but I don't really know until I end this stream. You want to see where Puerto Rican girl lives? I can show you. Did you see it? It's not for a halfway house. But yeah It's cold out But it's not that cold Because being in prison For some reason

I'm sweating my ass off They had to heat up To a million degrees Which is odd for prison Had me in there Sweating like a slave You got an email Confirmation of the donor Add me in there sweating like a slave You got an email confirmation of the dough now, hopefully I see it

Hopefully it's not like cash out when they fucking refund it to you. I'm still tripping on that bullshit 아 이곳은 또 다른 곳입니다. down the stairs. Alright. I motherfuckers. I gots to go. Is he still shitting his diapers? What, red bar? I don't know. I still got to check out the red bar thing tonight, but I'll be live streaming again tomorrow.

Peace. Stay black. Thank you.