The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaubs producer is proven to be a 'Homeless Cat'??!@?@??!!! Redbar fires back at Sven!

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Chin the  producer frequents the the fighter and the kid subreddit! He likes a pic trashing Brendan and Bryan? Redbar answers Sven's powerful takedown of mike david on pod awful. Sad 2me  a ...new tripoli and callen, talking conspiracy. CSCAkA Deepwaters.

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Starting point is 00:06:19 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate. The preferred way of donating is hitting the Streamlabs link in the chat. And if you donate $25 through Streamlabs, you become an instant moderator and have power. You don't become an instant moderator forever, but for a long time. But what's good? What's popping? How was your Saturday? Senpai Kyle, you got to be big you got to
Starting point is 00:06:46 be strong you got to stay together for Des and what the fuck that means sup Andy violin chin actually does a lot for Brendan of chin leaves it's over oh boy it's all crumbling down around Bapa are we gonna make it to the clip tonight or listen to Button for hours fuck you that was a great argument and content sorry We gonna make it to the clip tonight or listen to Budden for hours? Fuck you. That was a great argument and content.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Sorry. I gotta go. And technically, a way bigger show. Brendan Schaub's fucking done and over. His career is dead. His own producer, Chin, is turning on him now. They get no views. I mean, I gotta go with the bigger lead, my nigga, sometimes.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I gotta understand it from my position and what I'm more interested in. I passed out yesterday? No, I didn't. I went and ate some cheeseburger macaroni. And fucking got my pee-pee sucked. That's what I do. Are you serious? I see a chin at his crib in his vlogs. Can we leave with Red Bar?
Starting point is 00:08:23 No, but Red Bar thing is next. And the chin thing is going to be very quick. I tried watching a movie today on Paramount Plus. They build it as a battle rap movie. The come up. About some black chick.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I knew five minutes in when the black chick said, you're treating the black kids and the Latinx students differently. Oh boy, there was going to be a problem. Method Man was in it in Little Yachty. Not a god-awful movie. Not a good, not a memorable movie, though. And the battle rapping in it was such shit.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I was straight snoring. Because she was bored me! She just tells me that. No. My pee-pee was moist. I wish I was Red Bar. No. I don't want fucking
Starting point is 00:09:41 scoliosis or whatever the fuck that nigga has. Who the fuck says pee-pee for the dick? Niggas with a big pee-pee. So, Brendan Schaub's producer. Alright, first I gotta show you this. So on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit, a guy made some artwork, right? A Ren and Stimpy, Brendan Schaub and Brian Cowan shitting on them, right?
Starting point is 00:10:29 Look at the bugger coming out of a dummy's nose and shit. And he posted that to the Fighter and the Kid subreddit and he put, Ren and Stimpy, the Fighter and the Kid artwork that he didn't finish during the pandemic, but he had time now.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I hope yous like it. He posted that to the subreddit. Then. He posted it on Instagram. And look who liked it. Chin Sui. Liked your photo. Some fucking nobody.
Starting point is 00:11:02 With no followers. All the fighter and the kid subreddit niggas just followed him on Instagram to like it. But Brendan Schaub's producer, who's all over the fighter and the kid subreddit, he's homeless as fuck. And he liked it. They're making fun of your boss. And I know why he liked it. They're making fun of your boss.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And I know why you liked it. Because Brendan Schaub said it on that Frack Out podcast. You think about firing everyone. Like I'm saying, you can only use daddy's money for so long. He's paying people to be his friends. And Chin knows that's going to be over soon. Chin knows this nigga's a fucking idiot and shit and he's gonna have to move on
Starting point is 00:11:50 so he's liking pictures shitting on Brendan Chobb now not in see the video with his mom I mean they even find that picture on Instagram you have to be on the fighter and the kid subreddit and follow that guy's Instagram so chin went to Instagram went on the fighter and the kid subreddit saw that then went to Instagram and liked it and if Brendan Schaub didn't know about it when he did it he knows about it now because he has to watch my live streams because it might affect our court case. And Chin's doing this because he's...
Starting point is 00:12:51 Everyone left! And everyone's leaving. All that's going to be left is Brendan Schaub and that fag lion looking dude who's willing to suck his balls. Mark... What's his name?
Starting point is 00:13:06 Normally... Gormley? That weirdo Mufasa looking nigga? Who I say every time looks exactly his face is the same as my cousin Matt's face. I have a white cousin named Matt. They have the same face.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Everything else is different. I should do a podcast. No, I shouldn't. He's got the weight surgery. Kid's interning. No. I never did a video about this. Ryan Joseph.
Starting point is 00:13:42 That weight surgery kid. Went and did a podcast with somebody else and they don't work for Brendan Schaub I never did a video about that but they started their own podcast and never made it on so no that weight surgery kid isn't there interning
Starting point is 00:14:04 there's nothing when you do an internship it could lead to there's no jobs there they don't get views or make money he spends money to do YouTube
Starting point is 00:14:15 and that's all he does is YouTube it's pathetic it's sad how much am I making now it's pathetic. It's sad. How much am I making now? I remember you said you were making like over 10k a month or something before Shob got your channel shut down.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I wish I was making over 10k a month. It varied. A lot less. Making a lot less. 600 a month? No. Not that much less. Jesus. I mean, I've been on this YouTube channel for, what, six months? I think for a YouTube channel that's been around for six months, we'd probably break some world record on how much money I've made off of a channel that's only six months old. Not like the...
Starting point is 00:15:19 But when I win this lawsuit, we might get that channel back. George the weight loss kid is seemingly stuck in some contract and can't go home. He actually cried about it. What? What? $1,800 monthly.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Not that much less. But I mean your producer is on the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. Follow the guy who made the picture shitting on you to Instagram and liked it. Kat left. Theo left.
Starting point is 00:16:20 And I think they actually went on Rogan to do that fight companion, and there were zero results. Zero. Not one view, not one follower, nothing from it. As they should have expected. I mean, Rogan ain't as big as he used to be. The media talks about what the left-wing media talks about, and they're trying
Starting point is 00:16:52 to shit on him. And Spotify billed him as this number one. Mark Norman talked about the drop-off from being on Rogan before when he was on YouTube to when he was on Spotify. Of course, it didn't help you dummies. It was never going to help you dummies.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Your career is over, faggot. That's why you're suing people like me. They did a fight competition. Yeah, nigga! We watched it. It was Brian Callen, Brendan Schaub, Joe Rogan, and Eddie Bravo. It's on Spotify. They posted a YouTube clip.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Nobody cared. Nobody cared, nor should they have cared. Chin was in a gang as a teen. What, like a Chinese street gang or something? The Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragons? What gang was in. The F slur. What's the F slur? Fuck.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Jesse on fire. Should do a whole live as unique Cork from Deep Space Nine he wishes that's the one thing I put my foot down and I think he did listen to me cause I know Brendan Schaub approached Jesse on fire and I think he did listen to me. Because I know Brendan Schaub approached Jesse on fire.
Starting point is 00:18:46 And I think he ultimately, Jesse on fire, do not do business. Do not be that nigga's kind of scapegoat. Your career will be, I said this before. But I know that fanboy motherfucker was considering it. And I do think I put the ultimate kibosh on it when I mentioned Dirk. Don't do that. You're bigger than him. Look at your
Starting point is 00:19:11 views and look at his views. So, yeah, I think I probably put the kibosh on that. Love the Jesse on fire, though. He's 5'3"? Is he? What am I going to eat?
Starting point is 00:19:43 Might go with a steak and cheese. But yeah, chin. Liking. Liking. Going to the Fighter and the Kid subreddit. Seeing that picture that shits on you. Then following the guy to Instagram and liking it. Nobody likes you. They're not liking it. Nobody likes you.
Starting point is 00:20:06 They're not your friends. They hate you. They all hate you. You're only there because you pay them money. Your daddy's money at this point. You're not making money off of YouTube. You're not making money off of... You can't...
Starting point is 00:20:21 Randy Feltface sells more tickets, nigga. By the way, they put Randy Feltface as the thing of the fighter in the good subreddit. If he ever acknowledges it, it'd be the greatest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:20:38 The problem is, he's so much bigger than Brendan Schaub, he might never acknowledge it. So I don't know if Randy felt-face will but that will be hilarious if he does like Randy felt face is so big I don't think he sees any extra engagement. Out of nowhere. From this Brendan. Like they tried doing with that dude.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Who reviews liquors. And he reviewed Brendan Schaub's. Another failed business. The whiskey thing. And shit on it. Then he got all these new live viewers. And shit. And he was like whoa.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Alright fuck Brendan Schaub. I'll go with it. But I don't know if that will work with Randy Felface that Australian motherfucker but if it does it will be hilarious and I will cover it why does he keep talking about Canada clubs
Starting point is 00:21:40 don't he get his mandate what's he going to Canada Randy Felface is making a movie with Sandler oof so an Adam Sandler puppet movie that just sounds horrible sorry
Starting point is 00:22:04 for an Adam Sandler movie in 2022 puppet movie? That just sounds horrible. Sorry. For an Adam Sandler movie in 2022, I would assume a comedy with a puppet. Might be good. I'll give it a chance. But, uh, sounds like a recipe
Starting point is 00:22:19 for, um, no. for um no Jack and Jill too oh Red Bar thing alright so Red Bar responded to Sven apparently Sven said the nigga wears diapers or something. Do I speak Portuguese? I don't speak.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I can understand kinda, mostly. Yeah. I don't speak but I can understand. But Redbar dropped his official statement on his YouTube channel. It's unlisted. It only has 1,000 views.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Let's check it out. Hello. A response into, what does Ven do? Expose him for something, but... He paid some Indian guy to read to him this is me Mike David from Red Bar oh dear what a predicament I have landed myself in this time
Starting point is 00:23:34 my dear friend Seven Stoffless felt that I was disrespecting him on our beloved seven week broadcast episode huh it is never my attention to be mean to seven he's my friend after Ashu I fell into sickness once again and was unable to get out of my bed this happened quite often I fear seven
Starting point is 00:24:00 understandably assumed the worst and figured that I was mad at him and purposely avoiding him. After all, he is trained professionally to recognize Talmudic tricks. lied to him saying i was in a group chat and talking talking about you know talking about him behind his back it was now seven's perfect opportunity to get back at me boy what a misunderstanding huh thankfully seven and i have made it and are happier than ever now that we have realized what has actually happened nothing can ever stop us now thank you for understanding and talking all the bad things you may have said about us back all right so i never gave a about the red bars venting because they're both kind of homos. And they're both doing like inside bits. With an inside bits. I do inside bits where I fuck with yous. But they're doing inside.
Starting point is 00:25:14 They're doing Inception inside bits. They're only funny to them. And they're both rich kids and shit. So it doesn't matter. But yeah. That was the red bar response to this Venn thingy. Where is that? Although, that little part in there
Starting point is 00:25:34 had my thing where I couldn't get out of bed. Like, my nigga, if you're that bad, just say what you have. I don't have a unibrow. What? I don't got a unibrow, nigga. I would have one, though, if I didn't handle my unibrow. Man, shit.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I would have one. If I just let it grow. I won't deny that. I would have a if I just let it grow I won't deny that I would have a unibrow that's how I know I'll never go bald or anything but I don't have hairy arms like I have no hair on my chest never got hair on my back or anything
Starting point is 00:26:24 small hair my legs kinda no hair on my chest. Never got hair on my back or anything. Small hair on my legs, kinda. But, like, if I never upkeep the middle of my eyebrows, I probably would have a unibrow. I don't shave it. It doesn't need to be shaved I got a bald head under this hat
Starting point is 00:26:53 If I see a $40 Shreem Lazo nation I will take off my fucking hat Just right off thing I won't go anywhere just take it off And I'll show you my hair as it is now. Come on, faggot. You know you want to see my hair. Do it.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And you become an instant mod. But, yeah, that was your little inside joke thing. Sven went there trying to look like a lumberjack. You live in Sweden and you're a rich kid. I don't care about their little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:36 I have too many hats. It's a $25 stream live donation for a wrench. And you become an instant moderator. I think it's still... Oh, niggas, it's been over. Red Bar does his show with his girl, not Sven anymore.
Starting point is 00:27:54 So it's actually over. So it's been over. Sven just visited that one time. And acted like a weirdo. No, I never had hair on my forearms. I was never really a hairy dude in the body department. But like,
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'll never go bald. Like, I'll never go bald. Like, I'll never go bald. But I'll go gray. I won't go bald. I will go gray. Although, I'm surprised. I'll go gray at the age you're supposed to go gray. I'm going to have to get that fucking, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:28:51 The thing for men. And I want to grow a beard. Was it just for men or something? And I want to grow a beard again. I have to comb it into my beard. If I want to grow a beard again. I have to comment on my beard. If I want to do a beard. I said gray. Not gay.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Okay. Nigger. I don't know if you're live. New Brian Cannon, Sam Tripoli. Now, they're going to talk about something. What I talked about. The Pentagon airplane thing. You're going to bring this up. I wonder which way they're going to take it.
Starting point is 00:29:58 But I got to see. She wasn't getting the support she's needed. And we explain it away that the fucking husband got cheated on is the super bad guy it's it's all cultural marxism dude it's um it's nothing new it's just a different form of things that's all society is purged and let's get into uh let's get into what's going on with russia very bad are that I think people are very worried about a couple of things. One is the nuclear option that Russia will always have. Two is that if you corner Putin, that will happen.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Three, I think that people are, most people, most geopolitical strategists believe that Putin will not stop at Ukraine, that he will continue to move forward if not checked. And that's one of the reasons that the world was very surprised by Europe's unity and NATO's unity in actually launching this offensive. I think the goal is to get the Russian troops out, push them back into Russia. And when you do that, that's how to do it. But you have to give Putin a way to save face in one way or another. But obviously his decision to get a bunch of reservists into this war is very unpopular. I also think that here's what I do have to say. You do hear about
Starting point is 00:31:27 these atrocities. You do hear about these Russian troops coming in. And apparently, when they come in, they kill everybody in the town who hasn't left. My only thing with that, my only thing with that, I know there are atrocities. I know there are atrocities. But if there were that many atrocities and that many mass graves, wouldn't we have some video evidence of it? And I haven't seen any of that. hoping that there isn't as much as much massive bloodshed and slaughter of the ukrainian people as is being reported and now there's a lot going on there brian uh i i'm pushing back on the fact that all this shit is being done by r troops. There's a lot of news coming out, information
Starting point is 00:32:27 coming out of the Ukraine that Ukrainian troops who are Nazis are committing a lot of these atrocities and blaming it on the Russians. That's possible.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Now you have Zelielinski saying he wants to turn uh ukraine into the new israel i don't even know what that means but it's not good right i mean that's like really weird man so we're all living in interesting times and uh i don't know if world war three is happening but here we are again in a war nobody wants to do nobody wants to go the american people have spoken they want nothing to do with ukraine unless you have a blue check mark and you're from the far left and you know you're never gonna fight this fucking war nobody wants to fight this war. Nobody does. And we'll see, dude. This is just once again the elites pushing us into something that is- I think containing Russia is very important, because it sends a message to, for example,
Starting point is 00:33:36 China that if they have designs on Taiwan, it ain't happening. And so what you have to do in these situations is take the profit out of war. You know, you're still dealing with a very rational back in Russia and stop sacrificing all those young men who don't want to be there. And they have so much in common with the Ukrainians that they're in there fighting. It'd be like us fighting fucking Mexico or something. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Brian, do you have any issue with like reports have come out that the majority of the fighting is being done by nato troops and not just nato troops but american nato troops and that basically all this uh bail all this aid that's being sent is basically a backdoor way to pay u.s troops to fight this proxy war do you have any problem well so so so so we are using, Ukrainians are using drones and stuff, but the weaponry is coming from the United States and other allies. And it's a very sophisticated weapon.
Starting point is 00:34:55 But also the fighters, Brian. Well, the advisors on the ground, yes, and all that are for sure foreign actors. But what the balancing act here for America and for the Western allies is to make sure you don't use the – because we have – we could crush the Russian army in a long weekend. There's no question. In a long weekend. They're fighting conventionally. We could literally wipe out everything. The problem is there is a red line in the sand for Putin. If we start using really sophisticated weapon the fuck knows? And what do we do if Putin launches a tactical nuke at, say, Belarus, or I don't know, or any of the NATO allies,
Starting point is 00:35:54 or even Ukraine, and reduces Kiev to rubble, which I can't even imagine. But if he did something like that what would what would we do this is nuclear weaponry here and i think we're all fucking really afraid that this guy is this crazy but he's not brian i'm gonna be honest with you i i think the notion that it's putin is the big problem and it's not fucking the neocon neoliberal war hawks of western of the west i mean it came out that that dumb muppet looking prime uh prime minister of england told zelensky not to sign the peace treaty i mean like i i really got pushed back on that that is the fucking bad guy i'm not saying he's a good guy either i think that it's possible both sides are fucking pieces of shit. But the notion that, like, Putin is a deranged guy in this whole thing,
Starting point is 00:36:49 I have to really push back on Chekhov. Because that doesn't fit the last 20 years of American military industrial, Western military industrial complex waging war against the rest of the world under false pretenses. You should push back on that because there are people who really study this stuff. And I'm talking about Russian historians, Americans who are studying this area, who were very articulate about the fact that we, the Ukrainians with american and european encouragement they got the one i want to hear about the pentagon thing in a position where russia realized that there was a ukraine was
Starting point is 00:37:34 making sorry i was ordering food ordering some taco bell if you don't like it shut up a real play to become a NATO member. Which violates the agreement we made with them. Well, and also to arm Ukraine in a very unacceptable manner. So there's no doubt that I think there are a lot of people, Western actors, let's call that, that pushed Putin to this sort of desperate decision to roll into Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Now, I think Putin totally miscalculated the response. He didn't think that Europe would be disunified. He didn't think that the Americans would be this upset about it, I don't think. I think he just said i'm gonna come into ukraine i'm gonna send a message and we're gonna roll in and fucking neutralize this shit and just send a message saying hey okay i'm gonna push back a little more brian germany is fucking protesting right now to end sanctions on russia to get their oil back they don't have any oil it's a big they don't have any oil i mean the the the the the now now russia to get their oil back they don't have any oil it's a big they don't have any oil i mean
Starting point is 00:38:45 the the the the the now now russia's still making about a billion dollars a day on oil but but and russia oil makes you he's got a real who's got a real bargaining chip everybody wants a piece of agreement here this doesn't make any sense except for Western military industrial complex because they make money off war and this is an old battle between Kazarians and Kazarians! Oh my god! What episode is this?
Starting point is 00:39:18 We finally got to a place... I've said it before, I'll say it again. Don't do the show two inches from your fucking phone when you talk to a real human being and not two inches from their fucking face. I hate... Where Brian realizes
Starting point is 00:39:36 this is an old, ancient occult war from way back in the day. 180. 180! Dude, Dylan Wren. It's crazy that Brian just made a 180 on episode 180 whoa i think what you're getting what you're dealing with this is russian men like putin and his buddies who want russia's glory back that's the other thing the humiliation of the breakup of the soviet union which putin was a direct frontline witness to was something that those guys
Starting point is 00:40:06 never forgot it was the great humiliation to literally become literally broke as a nation to have no money in their coffers they are losing to ukraine way worse than the great depression for them um it was the falling of the wall the young wife and baby cannot be disturbed right so look his new chick is hot and he has daddy's money too so whatever but at his age having a new baby
Starting point is 00:40:36 that's fucked up yeah it's super interesting dude you ever hear the theory that niggas 55 and had a baby the chinese great wall wasn't made by china it was actually made by russia to keep those fucking mungs those moms and it's not like he has grown his children still aren't like near 18 it's weird goals out bro you ever hear that but that is what that is what the Chinese did
Starting point is 00:41:07 I've been my names up there. You can find it guys Whoever finds it gets a free t-shirt from conspiracy and I wonder like him like Dalia if this cancellation and accusations never happened if he would have hooked up with the new chick Like would Dlia have hooked up with the wife and had the baby if, remember, they had a Netflix show that was gonna come out till D'Elia got accused and him?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Would this have happened if they never got accused? The Netflix show happened. They were huge and shit. I wonder. See Social Club.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah, that wall fucking was built to keep the mongols out. Well, they don't want to raise their kids. I'm just saying they have kids at the age. I'm just saying how they're raising them. The kids are going to be raised fucking great. Both their kids don't... Fuck their dads. Their kids got generational money on both ends.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Aaliyah's kid and Callan's kid. Their fucking great-grandpas made money. The kids are fine. I'm just wondering at their age, having kids. Although, they're stand-up comedians,ians that are hardly in their kids' lives anyway. Terrible. They did a terrible job to the Chinese. And the Chinese, for hundreds of years,
Starting point is 00:42:32 had a foreign policy, you know, directive to keep the Mongols as tribes. The biggest threat to the Chinese, and they knew it for hundreds of years, was a unified Mongol nation. So that's why the Chinese, and they knew it for hundreds of years, was a unified Mongol nation. So that's why the Chinese would always sort of run these military excursions and keep them nice and fractured. And it wasn't until a guy named Temüchen, otherwise known as Genghis Khan, came along. When he was born, he was born with two blood clots in his hand and the legend goes that
Starting point is 00:43:07 the midwives and the the shaman who oversaw first said this will be a great leader and a terrible leader and of course he uh a great one a terrible one we'll see that so yeah well it's very interesting because you know you take a look at iraq and uh baghdad right baghdad's in iraq right yeah um the you know the story is is that this gets in and i've been telling this story a lot across my podcast but i'm going to say right here is that i believe we live in a haunted house right brian this is a haunted house and some parts are more haunted than others you live in a haunted house you can't change that it just keeps manifesting that and great example is iraq i mean because if you know the story of uh of um what's who are we just talking about? What's his name? Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan went into Iraq and killed a million Iraqis.
Starting point is 00:44:11 A million Iraqis. That was 1260. That was the, so when the Mongols came in in 1260, I think it's 1260, Baghdad was the jewel of the East. It was the center of agriculture, technology, and philosophy, and intellectual vigor. It was math. It was where some of the greatest mathematicians and artists, it was the crown jewel. And when the fucking, when the Mongols, they started shooting massive catapults full of like fireballs and all kinds of things over the walls, over the, I think they were on the other side of the Tigris or the Afrinis. And then when they came into Baghdad, the Arab world never really recovered from that.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Because what it did was sent the Muslims into, it was the center of the Muslim world. And remember, when these quote-unquote pagans, these Mongols, these men on horseback came in and not only sacked the city, raped, did terrible things, and clogged the aqueducts, set fire to everything. I mean, they destroyed, they destroyed, they burnt the libraries. They took all the old men who had wisdom and killed them in the public square. They raped 12-year-old girls. They did all kinds of stuff and just tried to destroy the soul of the Baghdadis, of the Iraqis, of the Babylonians. It was Babylon.
Starting point is 00:45:45 It was Babylon. It was where one of the centers of the worlddadis, of the Iraqis, of the Babylonians. It was Babylon. It was Babylon. It was where one of the centers of the world where writing was first recorded. You see, it was so for the Muslim world, and if you were a follower of Islam, it was your crown jewel. And when the Mongols came in and destroyed it, and I mean destroyed it and humiliated it there was an existential crisis for muslim speakers that said why is our religion why was our god not there to protect us why when we pray five times a day why when we've been pious they
Starting point is 00:46:19 had to cut off from our clit the old New Testament and in some ways even the Old Testament. It was when Muhammad got new instructions. And so, from God, from the... By the way, Muhammad related to the queen that just passed. Go on, Brian. Yes. Thank you. So, not true, but I like that. Now listen... Brian!
Starting point is 00:46:39 Brian! Brian! White girl! Don't go there! Free him! Don't go there, white girl. That is a fact. I'm sure that would be news to Buckingham Palace, but having said that, it was a major existential problem. Now I want to tell my wife's
Starting point is 00:46:55 friends that he's cheating on me. Brian, do you want to make a bet right now? And that bet is, if you're wrong, you give Kevin Mack 10. I'm still trying to understand why there's a Boston Celtics coach that's suspended for getting consensual pussy. More minutes on stage.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Do you want to make that bet? You are Armenian and you are Italian. And you're Southern Italian, which really means you're Arab. I will guarantee. And I've had Cornwall niggas do that. To me. Like, you know, he's fucking you, a fucking other chick. With a chick on fucking...
Starting point is 00:47:34 He doesn't care. He's got that dick. But I would never do corny shit to that. In any degree. I need money. I will guarantee that I can find a way to link you to the prophet Muhammad even though you're a sacrilegious son of a bitch
Starting point is 00:47:51 the moral clause um that's not a moral clause though no no I guarantee you in the Boston Celtics offices there's a husband
Starting point is 00:48:15 and a wife so why doesn't the moral clause affect them well it's the owners the nigga owns the team as a wife. They're working the same thing. The moral clause, you're not allowed
Starting point is 00:48:31 to... That's corny to me. No. If it's consensual, which it seems to be, fuck no. I find it kind of odd, though. It came out As she was promoting her movie too
Starting point is 00:48:48 And she's on the one I watched The come out movie She's in that movie The one I was talking about The batter out movie The fat chick who replaces Monique But um Who cares It ain't your business I hope replaces Monique. But, um, who cares?
Starting point is 00:49:06 It ain't your business. Suspended for a year for what? You just got a moral clause? By the way, you're trying to be progressive, too. By the way, is're trying to be progressive, too. By the way, is progressive, is, um, you're more religious right.
Starting point is 00:49:33 When they cheat, they apologize, they go over it. You leftists are like, no, you're gonna deal with it. You know, I don't think. All right, you fucked a bitch. Why is he suspended? Fucked who? Who cares? Why is this any of our business?
Starting point is 00:49:53 He hooked up with a chick in office. I'm sure that happens all the time. You fuck people you're with all the time. If you were to look down that road, you'd find mad people who fuck other people in the organization. Not the coach, but, the chick at desk A hooked up with the dude in the mail room.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Yeah, that happens in offices, so. People hook up with each other within the same bounds. Everything is high school. Well, the Navy was high school to a certain point. Every job you ever work is high school at some point. If you're single, you hook up to everyone around you. And I guarantee you, this thing is soon. There's no policy that says, I'm a coach, I can't fucking even work there. How is it? That's not a policy. They'll never put that in writing. Guarantee me that. They'll never put that in writing. They're a coach, you can't fuck someone who works
Starting point is 00:51:25 in the bossing class. I don't even get what they're mad at. And they dropped it the second his wife was throwing a movie. Uh-uh, or a singer, whatever the fuck that shit is. Any fucking way, it is okay. Why is he suspended? Brian, you're retarded, okay? You're retarded.
Starting point is 00:51:53 By the way, that's me trying. I've been trying, I try to do research. I do not understand the story of why the Boston coach got to win those championships. It's just one for the year. It makes zero sense to me. You fucking bitches, okay. You have no clause.
Starting point is 00:52:18 And they get shits too. You have no clause that says I get conceptual pussy. Like what business is it? Oh, real quick, let's move on before we get deep. I can't see you. There's no business saying our policy. What is your policy? There can't be a policy
Starting point is 00:52:42 against something like a chicken or a chicken. That has to be the policy against a little chick at work for you there has to be a policy with the clinic with the clinic you know and getting this dude out with a chick at work okay
Starting point is 00:53:03 all those things you can't hook up with a chick at work. Okay. On a lot of things in paperwork, you can't hook up with a chick at work. I do not believe that it's written down anywhere, anywhere. Sorry. I'm sorry. Not buying that.
Starting point is 00:53:24 In any way, way shape or form this doesn't make sense interesting so the Matt Barnes walked it back he didn't walk shit back but you just fucking bitches at work and now he's suspended
Starting point is 00:53:43 for a year I don't even watch basketball like this anymore but at work, and I suspended for a year. Look at that, I don't even watch basketball like this anymore, but this makes no sense to me. If they accused him of something, I'll get it. You're not making any sense. Now Did he fuck an owner's wife or side bitch? And this is getting back at him
Starting point is 00:54:19 What I'm thinking Which it is You know He just fucked a bitch He fucked I'm thinking which it is. You know, he just fucked a bitch. He fucked the owner's bitch or side bitch. And the owner was like, whoa nigga. You're already here. Kind of heard this story. The story makes no sense to me.
Starting point is 00:54:50 What would any job carry that you cheat on your wife? Zero jobs. What do you guys think is invented? Every basketball player cheats on their wife every day. So it's not a rule. Every basketball player probably fucked every chick in their organization. That's not a rule. I'm wondering what the real thing is off of that.
Starting point is 00:55:24 But I don't hold an MBA like that to know what the real problem is off of that. But back into this. Can we get into the Scott Nistler thing? Are you all close, Tripoli? What is it called? Throat muffins. What did you say earlier? It's called throat pieing. But what happens if you're wrong about Queen Elizabeth's lineage?
Starting point is 00:55:43 Devin Mack can have 10 minutes of my set tonight. I like it. Real quick, Brian, because I know you've got to go and I don't know, you've got gerbils in your head running around. We can only hold you down for so long. What are your thoughts on
Starting point is 00:56:00 what's going on in Iran right now? Well, Iran, again, you have to remember something about iran so the hardliners are always going to shoot in prison and silence any kind of now people say well that's fucking terrible it is. But the reason that they do that is because in a country like Iran, when you lose an election, you get killed. You get put in jail. Your family has to run away.
Starting point is 00:56:38 So the hardliners are people in power who know very well. Installed by the U.S. government. Go on. Well, they know very well through history that when you lose power in Iran, you die. You don't live... It's not like you're a Democrat and you live to restructure and restructure. We are so fucking lucky as Americans
Starting point is 00:57:01 that we don't have bloodshed in our political system. Again, thank you, founding fathers. Again, thank you. Founding fathers again. Thank you, James Madison. I can't believe we don't have a statue of James Madison. I can't believe we don't. I'm getting a tattoo of James Madison. I'm getting a tattoo. Oh my God. Really? Can we make a bet? Can we make a bet? We need to make a bet because I want to pick where your tattoo of James Madison goes
Starting point is 00:57:26 and I want it on a tramp stamp. I want a tattoo. I want a small your back. Alexander Hemsworth, James Madison, and John Jay, the great legal scholar. I want that. And maybe Thomas Jefferson. Can we do it on my neck? I would do that, but I don't
Starting point is 00:57:41 look good enough. I don't have enough real estate on my neck. I get SSI. Would you do a tramp stamp? Probably a tramp stamp. Oh, really? Dude, that would be the craziest thing ever. I wish I got SSI.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I would respect. Oh, why? You got fur back, bro? A little bit. What did I do, Mr. Pat? I got some, too, dude. Dylan, did we talk about anything else yeah I would
Starting point is 00:58:07 I mean do we got anything else to talk about well I mean yeah there's video footage that shows that a scud missile hit the pentagon on 9-11 yeah let's see it I'd love to see that okay okay let's real quick let's play a game
Starting point is 00:58:23 what is Brian going to say to dismiss this video? Dylan thoughts? Um, that, Oh God, it's going to be so silly. Like, Oh, you can't tell that's a scud missile anymore than you can tell it's a plant. It'll just be something crazy like that. But are you sure what it is? It's so obvious. So what I think Brian's going to do is dismiss the source of the video. He's already gone, oh, bitch you. He doesn't trust that. So he's going to dismiss who put this together. Some guy in a basement with a thousand cats.
Starting point is 00:58:58 So let's hear what Brian says. Is that the video right there? No, that's not the video. That's just a thumbnail. That's a thumbnail, you grandpa. Oh, sorry. Let's that's not the video. That's just the thumbnail. Now you, Grandpa! Oh, sorry. Let's see the big new video. This is fantastic. I love what
Starting point is 00:59:11 young people do with editing nowadays. Go ahead. Play it. I haven't even played it. I love what the youth are doing. Holy shit, somebody finally found the confiscated video that the FBI took
Starting point is 00:59:28 on the day of 9-11 Boom! Look at that Brian, boom! There was talk amongst the community because I've been awake for 20 years since this happened that there was a scut missile the witnesses were silenced the person who had this tape
Starting point is 00:59:44 that turned it over to the FBI, the FBI concealed this information. And as you can see, that is not a plane. I see. That is a scud missile, as originally thought. It's a scud missile that they shot from where? And also, the FBI went, this is secret. Let's hold on to this.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Brian, do you? Let's call out this very man. Brian, Brian, the FBI went. This is secret. Let's hold on to this. Brian, do you? Let's call out this very man. Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian. Is there no history of the FBI kind of kneecapping and hiding evidence? Is there none, Brian? I have a conspiracy. Sam Tripoli doesn't have kids. So me and Red Bar,
Starting point is 01:00:33 just to make fun of his kids, he doesn't have kids. Meaning from that shit, there were people on that flight. So what happened to them? Just whatever. Whatever. There.
Starting point is 01:00:56 They never existed. It's a conspiracy thing. With Sam Tripoli, if some dad confronted Sam Tripoli, you know my fucking kid was on that flight that landed in the Pentagon. He said, isn't it happening, a scud missile? What does Sam Tripoli say? But Sam Tripoli's the type of faggot
Starting point is 01:01:19 to try and confront niggas on some real shit. No, no,'t get off of them. By the way, why would they use a scud missile and not an over-the-top missile, a better missile? I don't know. There are no patriots in the FBI at all, let me tell you.
Starting point is 01:01:40 You know how conservative the average FBI guy is? Sam, don't ever show that to know how conservative the average FBI guy is? Sam, don't ever show that to me again. FBI is liberal. We should do this. Sam, I want you to make a t-shirt that says, don't check the video.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Don't watch the video. No, I will not make that. So you're just... But I think in the video, acting like a scutting missile hits that accurate, too. This is a scud missile on a plane. Have you ever seen a missile shot off? They think a missile is like a video game, and the missile hits, and the thing.
Starting point is 01:02:26 90% of missiles miss. Of course they... The only way to be seen is, oh, when they do air drops, sort of like an airplane dropping a missile on a facility. Yeah, that works. Shooting a missile or anything to a thing doesn't work. So, well, you know, a missile works.
Starting point is 01:02:56 So, Brian, tell me about how this plane hit the Pentagon again. How did it go? And tell me why that there were all these um telephone poles still up right in the line of the uh of the plane please explain that to me well i don't know i think what happened was the plane came down and went Okay, so again, once again, these people who live in Hudson... There are people who died on that flight. What happened to them? Who was on that flight? What happened to them? Where are they living? Where's the flight, faggot? There was a manifest.aggot that wasn't manifest
Starting point is 01:03:45 well I am in sand areas did this incredible feat sad fuck to be fucked 80 year old woman abused sexually
Starting point is 01:04:04 and physically. I'm meeting a mama. Mama, we don't have our kids and shit. He abused this woman. And I called up some 85 year old girlfriend. I don't know how the trip to see her kids, the retard kids, and of course this one, she'll end up with the kids,
Starting point is 01:04:29 only when the faggot is done, get her girlfriend. That'll get the kids back in her, my God, what do you think's happened to it? Let me see where did Arizona play go play
Starting point is 01:04:51 we know they were in Arizona like Jedi ride the plane we know from the FBI we know from the FBI in fact that they were in Arizona taking flight lessons but they weren't interested in landing and that's why the woman at the FBI said hey fact, that they were in Arizona taking flight lessons, but they weren't interested in landing. And that's why the woman at the FBI
Starting point is 01:05:07 said, hey, there are these fucking guys who are Arabic who are taking, learning how to fly planes, but they're not interested in landing. That's very suspicious. And because the fireball between the CIA and the FBI, that didn't get it. And that came out. And people were lambasted
Starting point is 01:05:24 for that, embarrassed for that, including our intelligence operatives. You can see. I can't believe it. You can actually see this. So the guys who did learn how the Atlanta play were able to maneuver an aviation feat where they basically shot down and just, like, shot down and just rode the ground.
Starting point is 01:05:41 That's not hard. As a former pilot, I can tell you that's not hard at all. One more time, say that very loud for everybody in the back. As a former pilot who was the Maverick Top Gun was made, I can't go into it,
Starting point is 01:05:57 but when we had a target that we had to take out very specifically, I had to dip my plane very low. I had to let my fire go, and then I had to dip my plane very low. I had to let my fire go, and then I had to pull straight up and fight those G-forces. One of the reasons I'm in such good shape is because G-forces will
Starting point is 01:06:13 knock out a regular man. You couldn't handle three G-forces, Sam. I'm trained to handle eight G-forces, but that's because I'm a patriot. That's because I believe in my country. That's because I will fucking take Russian troops out if I need to, which is one of the reasons I'm not
Starting point is 01:06:30 in Spokane. I'm actually in Kiev right now. Brian, you know what would have made this episode the best? Is if you came into the podcast over the railing from the top. Like, just in some James Bond kind of way. Yes.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Brian, we've learned so much about you today, and that is... I can't help you. You know, I'm saying, too? Those kids... They're cleaning their kids down with their bullshit shit. We're right about to sit some of your kids.
Starting point is 01:07:22 You go out. By the way, have you gotten Tripoli's response to the Alex Jones shit? That's what I would love to see. What's Tripoli's response to Alex Jones Alex Jones lawsuit I haven't checked it out but what is that Sam Tripoli the biggest faggot grifter ever
Starting point is 01:07:59 the lamest grifter ever too he gets no views being a grifter he's the saddest grifter he got no views on anything being a grifter, which is sad. But I'm just saying Triple E is a grifter. There's this flat uh, I don't want to run it. Sam Tripoli is a grifter. And you can figure out politics
Starting point is 01:08:38 whichever way the other way. Sam Tripoli is a grifter, a faggot loser, begging for money but um what was his take on that? I did play that already
Starting point is 01:08:53 out to the bar you never go to the bar where you're chick Out to the bar. You never go to the bar with your chick. Ooh. I'm going to bar or close with your chick. Link to Discord. Oh, you want to talk to me? Come on.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Are we going to talk to Cambodia River Pig? Right here, my dude. Copy? Oh, copy. Copy. All right, there you go. There you go. Kentucky. Tripolita.
Starting point is 01:10:03 We're done with you all. And I still have an AIU video to play too. I still have a great video to play tonight. Look where I am. I still got some shit I want to watch. Yeah, I want to watch. Look how fucking great I am do I ever get my flowers now you think haters I'll play a little bit, but I'm gonna join the thing. I'm gonna join the Discord, it's good.
Starting point is 01:10:57 I'm in Discord. I thought I was joining Discord. I don't wanna talk can't buddy. All right We're gonna take it out of ends or something Whatever it is. Alright, yeah. Let's check it out. I'll let you join Discord, if not. And then I'll link.
Starting point is 01:11:59 And that's fine. I don't know. I'm gonna play it. And mom knew my pee pee sucked. And got pussy wet. I can't hurry. I don't even get herpes. I was in the Navy. I was the first PC ever in the Navy.
Starting point is 01:12:33 And I was at boot camp. And my chiefs, they brought these cards and they complained. I'll get these cards now. I think I was the first PC era bootcamp in Navy military. I assume the whole military. 2003. I would assume I was the first PC error. They had this card thing and do this and that. And it was mad. My senior chief.
Starting point is 01:13:18 I think I was the first iteration of PC bootcamp. Now PC bootcamp is now a, PC bootcamp went on its own. I assume they're gonna do an era. It's only like pulling out a jacket and shit. Or I don't know, but I hang out. I got new cards. They did not like it. But Senior Chief and the third class is dead under now. It was a new thing when I first joined. I like the first case of PC shit in the movie.
Starting point is 01:14:18 I don't know. I don't know why. I like the case of PC shit in the movie. I don't know why. I just keep saying, keep saying shit and then it goes down. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why I was doing it. I don't know why I was doing it. I don't know why I mean? You know what I mean? I really kinda feel like I'm in this car. I don't know if it was hard or not. It was a full on jacket hard.
Starting point is 01:14:57 But it's been good. It didn't go from full on jacket to that today. So it's been leading me in a run. Me specifically, they had cards and things they had to follow. Because I was f***ing around bringing up, look at the cards now. And they were kind of mad that they had the cards now. And I went during the heat of the rock shit too. Not today.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I was in the shit. I was in the shit. I was in the shit. I was in the shit. I was in the shit. I was in the shit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ahem. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:16:07 Did you unhook the internet again? What? It's still working. What are you doing? Did you unhook the internet again? What? It's still working. What are you talking about? They can see you. What? Why isn't it working? Why isn't the video on now or again? Are we still live?
Starting point is 01:16:47 Are we? Yes, I can hear you. Alright, alright, alright. I need to refresh. What are you doing? I'm trying to echo. The echo is from my phone. Mind you.
Starting point is 01:16:55 I don't know. I don't know. Suck my balls, sonny. That's stupid. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:17:03 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't you. Suck my balls. Suck my balls. That's stupid. Echo. Several years ago, I made a video, a mashup video, and it was about the Little Mermaid,
Starting point is 01:17:21 and essentially it was about how big her ass was. And it's called Under the Booty, and essentially, it was about how big her ass was. And it's called Under the Booty, and it has almost 200,000 views on YouTube. Golly, Paul, Bubba Sparks. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Rockin' everywhere.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Rockin' everywhere. I found you, this new booty. Get it together and bring it back to me. Hit my player's glove, provide a month or two. now i made this video before Ariel was black. That was before that. Now she's black, I might have to revisit this. Because we might have just moved into a whole different stratosphere when it comes to ass. It is time for me to weigh in on the casting choice of making Ariel a mermaid of color. First of all, let's address a couple things as to why this is important. A lot of people will try to throw you off the scent and say, who cares?
Starting point is 01:18:38 It's a cartoon. First of all, it's not a cartoon. Or they'll say, who cares? It's just a movie. Or who cares about anything? It's kind of like this nihilistic way of throwing up your hands and pretending that nothing matters. Things do matter. Here's a couple things. Culture. Representation in culture. History. Folklore. Mainstream society. And also the messaging that we put into our movies. It matters. If Prince Eric was just like way into Lolly and he was some pedophile and Disney was just like yeah it's just part of his
Starting point is 01:19:05 character that would matter this is a mainstream film that is a remake of a wildly popular classic disney animated film in fact it was the film that launched disney's rise to renewed and historic relevance in the late 80s the 90s and ever since lest we forget 1985 they were cranking out shit like the black cauldron and rescuers down under this was going nowhere fast but the little mermaid renewed interest in animated musicals and just gave them a lot of buzz a lot of momentum a lot of hype and they ran with it but all the while Disney has had to make adjustments to their messaging that they put in their films. Why?
Starting point is 01:19:46 Because it has to match up with what society thinks. Or like Geppetto, a character from a recent remake, Pinocchio, they are pulling the strings on society going, hey, society, come over here. Go this way. Go this way. So that's why their next film, Beauty and the Beast, Belle was not going to be a typical princess or just some chick who was all about her looks and nothing else. No, she was going to read. And so she's got her head in a
Starting point is 01:20:10 book and oh, there goes Belle, always reading. And she wants adventure. I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can. All that. Now she ends up marrying the richest dude in town down the block, but lives in a mansion. But he has a library, so yay feminism, women can read. Cinderella couldn't read, she was dyslexic, and Sleeping Beauty was illiterate. So we've moved a long way, but now we enter race. Oh, dun dun dun. And there's only one direction that this is going.
Starting point is 01:20:41 And we are going to look at what it means that the little mermaid is black why someone should care about it and what both sides are saying there's hypocrisy afoot oh it's out there and we're going to expose it before we get started just know this the basic way that this is going to be presented to you is f white people you guys have been too prominent for too long it's time for your shit to be taken from you. We want more attention. We want the glorification of us. I want to see people that look like me because I'm all about me, me, me, me. Now, if you object to the blatant cultural appropriation, and if you push back in any way and don't bend the knee and let your history, your stories, your characters be ransacked,
Starting point is 01:21:22 then you're a racist. By the way, I thought you were racist before that. So it was a fuck you before that, and then fuck you for caring about anything to do with you or your people. In fact, you don't even have a people, fuck your people. It's a fuck you white people sandwich, but they are going to try to justify it. And that is where the comedy comes in. So let's put on our thinking caps and dive into the world of casting, Disney, The Little Mermaid, and what does happen to black people's hair when it gets wet. Wish I could be. The new trailer attention incredible look what you did with that note way to go with that we're off to a flying start for the Little Mermaid is
Starting point is 01:22:20 generating extraordinary reaction especially among black girls. She's black. Oh, there's a black mermaid. She's like me. I know she's lighter than you. She's not really black. Many of them are mesmerized watching a cherished fairy tale character. She's more like white. That's the real thing about her eyebrow. What is that? Who looks just like them? Hypocrisy alert number one. Would Inside Edition or anyone else be delighted to see white children go,
Starting point is 01:22:52 Oh, a white person in a film. I'm white and she's white. White. Yay. She's not black. She's a lot prettier than a black girl. This show ghetto ass niggas do. This show looking cheniquas. She's black.
Starting point is 01:23:16 She's Beyonce black. She's a real black girl. That put together the video. She's Beyonce black. she's not your black. I love your black. There's nothing better on earth than dark black, tight pink pussy, nothing better on earth. Have you niggas ever fucked? A black chick? What's it typing? He's never
Starting point is 01:23:54 done it, but... Yeah, not you're black. Wait, so already it's okay to be positive or to have any sort of camaraderie over being black and already in absentia you've never in your life seen a clip or a compilation of people going i'm white and so is the girl on the tv we it's okay to be white never has happened in a million years and in fact if it ever did, it would be frowned upon and those people would be demonized. But in reverse, it's fine and it's different for some reason.
Starting point is 01:24:31 But remember guys, equality, we're all the same, right? Also remember, aren't we the United States of America? What happened to the United? No, no, it's just race, man. It all comes down to race. Cuts way deeper, apparently, than nationalism. 22-year-old actress Halle Bailey stars as Ariel in Disney's new live-action film, and she looks nothing like
Starting point is 01:24:51 the animated Little Mermaid with red hair from the original 1989 classic. Well, she does have a red tint to her hair. Parents have been posting these charming videos to social media, many saying how important it is that their daughters see themselves reflected on the big screen. An extraordinary 104 million people have viewed the sneak peek, but apparently not everyone is happy to see a black little mermaid. Hard to believe, but the trailer has received more than 1.5 million dislikes on YouTube. Hard to believe. Okay, so apparently they don't even try to understand why people dislike this. They don't care. They just think, oh, you're reacting to, you just don't like black people. Ridiculous. There's a million black productions out there.
Starting point is 01:25:40 There's a black fairy tale. There's black characters all around. It's important again to note blacks are 12% of the country, 12%. They have their own Marvel superheroes. They have their own TV sitcoms, dramas, musicals, you name it. It's everywhere. What people are rolling their eyes at is that this is not the first time. This is the latest of a massive trend of intentionally stripping away white characters and replacing them in the most patronizing way possible with a black woman. Typically a black woman because that's the Yahtzee of identity politics. So once again, white people are asked to eat shit on phenomena that would enrage every other race. If you went in and took a classically black character and just swapped it for a white, there would be a backlash um Alright Outro Music

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