The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub's Rhode Island gig face to face with yewneek!?? Steel Toe Media getting the "Sayianz" treatment and Anthony Cumia exposes Stuttering John yet again!

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

New documentary reviewed "Pepsi,Where'smy jet?!". Michael Avenatti talk. Yewneek sets his plans to crash Brendan Schaubs stand up gig in Providence in motion. Sam Tripoli and Bryan Callen dissect the FTX scandal....dark arts .Yewneek wonders why Aaron Imholte of Steel Toe has double chins and how his show could possibly make money going forward. Anthony and Joe Currie babble about John Melendez!

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that Pepsi Harrier Jet documentary. Sneaky good documentary. They could have made it a lot shorter. However, I did overall enjoy it. Especially when Michael Avenetti was in it on House Arrest 2 that was kind of amazing and

I ended up agreeing with the guy now the guy ultimately lost that case however I don't think he should have lost that I think they should have had to give him the money with the heritage at cost

because they didn't put in parentheses the disclaimer. And they do that in every commercial. So, put in the thoughts on that child. But, but cool documentary checked out today a

Netflix that here jet although that nigga needs admit you just wanted a shitload of money you wanted a 32 million I get why you didn't take the one million they offered. You're going to give up half. You ended up with like a quarter million. And that nigga seems like he comes from money. So a quarter million wouldn't really have done anything to him. So I get it, but... I think the fucked up thing is that thing is taught in the law as if it was the right decision.

That judge made the wrong decision. The nigga should've gotten awarded the jet. By the way, he could've got the jet without the missiles and shit in it. Or the money for the jet. They did make an ad

saying you get 7 million points, you get a jet, and no disclaimer under it. Now, I did this in real time. I did the Pepsi points and shit. And I saw that ad

and I thought, uh, it's a joke. Only a joke because nobody would ever actually get 7 million points. Somebody did, though. And that thing didn't say, or this is a joke,

I did it in Canada, which they approved during the lawsuit and shit, but I just thought no one would get 7 million points. And even if you did, I never thought you would actually get a jet, but the nigga did

and you offered it. Oh, you know. I did nothing to anger you. I'm watching that tonight. After the Brenda Shopping. You saw Ginger? No. You don't see Gingers every day i see redheads every day the name of the documentary on netflix is what's it called pepsi don't take my jet or give me my jet

my harrier jet i think that's the literal name of the Documentary It was good A little long Spread out into four different things They could have cut some shit down But when like Michael Avenetti Entered it

And they interviewed him on house arrest Cause obviously It's current legal trouble but he was in that shit I was like whoa holy shit Stormy Daniels Mike Evan

and he's taking shots at Trump during it too which was hilarious dude I can't wait on this documentary though during it too, which was hilarious too. I came away on this documentary though kind of liking Michael Avenatti. Not his politics, but just like the dude.

Like they're not allowed in your city that was odd you probably lived in red town or something all right but uh brendan shaw All right, but Brendan Shaw did Patrick Bet-David's podcast, right? With that dude, this dude. I fell out of love with the game, and I'm like, if I just made money, I'd be the happiest guy in the world. My girl left me, not making any money,

traveling the course of the world. My father's saying the same thing. I get a contract to go play in Korea and I'm like, this is my big break, Dad. I'm going to Korea. I'm going to play ball for 60 grand. Like Tom Selleck in Mr. Bean. And my dad broke it down. My dad broke it down. He was like, I just want you to understand

you're 25. Your big break is to make 60 grand in the third world. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. So, question. I got two boys. All is going through all these. They're not strong, and they're not big, and they're not fast. So, somebody who's big, strong, fast learns a little bit of technique. There's nothing that guy can do to them.

Ben Askren. You know, so they always talk about, like, you know, technique will be. So, this dude on Patrick Beck's David's podcast with Brendan Schaub, at the time did some Homeless Cat references, but now he's calling out brendan job in this new clip so i want to check this out so like i'm a match energy guy like i give everybody a chance and then you have to go out of your way to fucking get on my bed brendanaub, not a big fan. Not a big fan of Brendan Schaub. Not a big fan.

Is that Karen Feehan, by the way? I don't know who this is. You broke. Would fight Brendan Schaub for charity tomorrow. I'm going to pee my pants. I don't give a fuck. I like everybody. I'm pretty good.

Brendan Schaub can suck my fucking dick. I was on your boy Patrick David Patrick David but he does a show with two co-hosts and they kept saying people do it to me all the time whenever I'm doing press this guy's an athlete they kept saying athlete athlete and I went hold on hold on it's triggering for me hold on

you say you're a comedian hold on hold on you're canceling all your new gigs and there was free tickets are going out wrong i think we're a little too loose with the term athlete like what i'm too loose with the term comedian and podcaster to be honest with you what's what's your definition of athlete? I think ours are different. And I'm not shaming anybody.

You're talking about elite athletes, like high-level college athletes. Where I was at. So if you're going to throw this term around, know who you're talking to. It's like if you're in a room with Jordan Peterson or Elon Musk, you keep going, oh, this guy's smart. This guy's smart. Right, right, right. Hold on.

You're a drug dealer smart? Street smart? What are you talking about? Yeah, what does that mean mean there's different levels to this game giant leaps i want to say hate i don't go as far as i hate him no we hate him yeah i can slick versus fighter and the kid oh that would be legit that would be legit this is the beef that's a tag team match that's a tag team that's's a fucking... Is this Karen Feehan's podcast? Whose is it? Is anyone in the chat now?

I'm obsessed with... He's obsessed with me. He's suing me and watching me right now. Say hi to Brendan Shaw. He has to with me. He's suing me and watching me right now. Say hi to Brendan Shaw. He has to watch me. His lawyer said this in the court case. They have to watch everything I do

so they can bring it up in court. Brendan Shaw is watching me right now. So say hi, Brendan, and hi, lawyers, and the behind-the-scenes people. They have to. It is Karen Van, right? She has an OnlyFans.

Would I love to fuck Karen kind-eyed rocker world nice little skinny chick skinny rail chicks are the funnest by the way she didn't do the most shit and it's so dope especially skinny real

thin white chicks looking at my big black dick in it but yeah it'd be fun to fuck Karen but it was Karen Fian's thing fighter fighter and the kid versus slick and thick. Well, yeah, I mean... What's that, like her boyfriend or something? I'm a match energy guy.

I give everybody a chance, and then you have to go out of your way to fucking get on my bed. Brendan Schaub, not a big fan. Not a big fan of Brendan Schaub. Not a big fan. You broke... Would fight Brendan Schan shop for charity tomorrow

i was on your boy what patrick david bett patrick bett david yeah but he does a show with two co-hosts and they kept saying, people do it to me all the time whenever I'm doing press. This guy's an athlete. They kept saying athlete, athlete, and I went, hold on, hold on. It's triggering for me. Hold on.

I think we're a little too loose with the term athlete. Like, what's your... It's not her podcast? I don't know what I was watching. I didn't give that fucking much about it to be honest with you but Gino Levy says hello look at that dude on twitter

hitting around like he actually talked about me please keep doing that by the way I don't do my homework about nobodies of course it's a nothing podcast Karen Rufino is a nothing YouTube channel although they're nothing

they might become something who knows I doubt it but who knows if they do that avenue by the way if they smarten up surely with a fucking nobody

then start sharing a set on John start getting numbers and shit. You want to target. That's what you gotta do. They might have figured it out that way.

Unfortunately, did stuttering John bow out of the game by the way? And now, do they have nothing to talk about? The Vardy's podcast and mainly them. I mean, I guess they can go back

to Opie and shit. Shuey only got numbers. We're going to have to stutter. By the way, when we first started his YouTube channel, I said, do you guys stutter? And Johnny blocked me on there and said, fuck you, I don't know what I'm talking about.

So he's probably smart enough to the idea. Well, what happens when that nigga just bows out the game? I don't know. From the shoeie side of it. How does that work? You just figure out that's your music. I don't think I've got a lot of views.

People agree with you. Zoom lock. No. No. No. Sorry. Yeah, Zumac's not the new... Zumac's not big enough to be the new Stuttering John. If they think they're going to move from Stuttering John to Zumac, whoa. Go back to Opie.

He's still doing the live streams. Zulock? No. Ben Avery, I think, actually got a job. I think that's what happened. You know, your producer of your favorite podcast, I think that's what happened you know your producer of your favorite podcast I think actually did go to college to want to do something

in their lives and not the producer of a comedian's podcast and I think he may have done that people leave Joe Budden show all the time because they get hired as cameramen in actual Hollywood and shit. I think that's what happened.

I don't believe Tim Dillon is actually gay. I think he's asexual. But New Brompton, Central, New York. I'm going to give you the. But New Brunswick, I don't know. I'm going to give you the fast version because I talked about it on the last episode. Basically, so the George Floyd situation happens. We'll get into that on another time. BLM establishes

themselves. BLM, not BLM2. BLM2 was the original organization. And then after being co-opted, it became BLM. And all this money was being donated to BLM. And that money was being ciphered into Act Blue. And Act Blue was basically the DNC. So that leads up to the 2020 election. Now, Joe Biden announces he's going to run for office for presidency. The timeline's a little weird. It's either three days or two weeks after that, FTX is established by this guy, Sam Banker-Fried or whatever his name is.

Bankoff or something. Establishment. He's an MIT graduate, which right there should let you know something shady is going on. One of the best science schools, physics and mathematics schools. He's gonna...

Deep state. Okay. Fucking danger dungeon labs, okay? That's what it is. Dangerous dungeon labs. Or just very, very intelligent people who are solving. Basically Dungeons and Dragons for dickheads. That's what MIT is, okay?

Dungeons and Dragons for dickheads, okay? Even though I did interview a nice guy who went to MIT, I can say I hate generalizations, but there's a lot of shady shit coming out of MIT like fucking fentanyl and stuff like that. Really? Yes. Yes, bro. I mean, it's amazing. The smart people on the planet at a place like MIT, it sounds like, they're all fucking dark-shaded shit.

Yeah, there we go. Hey, don't even do that. Don't even do that, dude. Okay, so his mother, this guy we'll call him, SBF. SBF's mother is in charge of

Super PAC, which helps raise money for Democrats to be elected. Okay? She's part of a giant Super PAC. His girlfriend is the CEO of a company that's associated

with FTX, which is called Alameda. His girlfriend's father, his ex-employee, is the head of the SEC. Okay. So what is happening at FTX is that you would go to this exchange and buy crypto from them. And what you thought you were buying was a bitcoin and what reality you were getting was an iou oh okay they were giving you an i don't think anything

crypto thing i never believed in a second and a very dedicated moderator who even got me a hundred dollars in crypto for free and i immediately sold it i don't believe in that crypto shit for a fucking second oh you that they owe you a bitcoin wow okay and what they were doing was taking your real money which is we can argue whether fiat money is real money but they were taking fiat money that you were giving them and using it to fund other projects. Okay. And some of those projects were funding the DNC. Okay.

Politically SBF became the second largest donor to the DNC. Why is this important? Well, because Joe Biden gets into office. We all know that was rigged, right? And then, okay, they start the Ukraine. They start the Ukraine

movement, and then the Democrats are all demanding that we fund the Ukrainian side of the war. So they're sending billions of dollars to the Ukraine. Here's where it gets super crazy. Zelensky turns

around, okay, and starts taking this money, big chunks of this aid, and investing it in the FTX, this exchange. In which this guy then turns around and takes that money

and invests it back in the DNC. The Applebee's. Into the Democratic National Party. Yes. Okay, so let me recap. Okay. This guy is taking this money. He's taking a lot of money.

He's not giving you Bitcoin. He's taking a lot of money. He's not giving you Bitcoin. He's giving you an IOU. Yeah, you think you have a Bitcoin. You have a phantom Bitcoin. Oh, wow. That's not a real Bitcoin. So everybody is on the blockchain thinking they have Bitcoin, but in fact, they have an IOU. Yes.

I don't know how he fudged that, but let's say he did. Then he takes that money, and he was funding lots of different companies, one of which was he was donating to the DNC. Yeah. He himself was the second biggest donor to the DNC outside of George Soros. His company was? Yes. So did they have a super PAC or how did it work?

Yeah. Okay. Dylan, can you please look that up just for shits and giggles so i can know what we're talking about by the way the crypto thing was always a scam even a chick who tried to buy me you don't see that this is a scam and dumb ukraine invests in that company. To what degree? Like how? A lot. Buys crypto?

$20. They send $20 and people are losing it, Brian. It's a lot of money. So wait. So Zelensky and the Ukrainian government took the money they were getting from the DNC. I mean, from the United States and buying into this company in what sense? Like they were getting from the DNC, I mean, from the United States, and buying into this company in what sense? Like, they were investing.

Okay, they weren't using it for arms. They were investing it back into the United States economy. Well, not that all people... Some people made a bunch of money. They knew this was nonsense and made some money, so... The dummies... The scammer

group okay dozens of congressional candidates most of them Democrats received campaign from Sam Backevin last week big picture, unclear forensic accountants and bankers

but it could take months to untangle web of commingled funds many of the campaigns, including some of the losing ones, already spent the direct donations. Others have considered returning the direct donations but don't want to see them as helping to fund Bankman's legal defense.

Another option is to donate them under charity. Huh. Okay. But it looks like... Okay. It looks like he also gave to kevin hearn one thing about like okay good that's fine by the numbers been around 37 million during the last election cycle wow okay i said i was gifted way back in the day 2017 100 of crypto immediately sold it because i knew this was a scam thing. Almost all of it went to boosting Democratic candidates and causes that made

him the party's second largest donor according to Open Secrets and the sixth largest overall. Holy shit. None of the niggas were like, do crypto. Buy crypto. And then they made money and said, stop fucking crypto. People made money scamming dummies and buying

crypto. The biggest outlaw lay was 27 million to a democratic political action protect our future its beneficiaries include blah blah blah blah blah i was gifted in 2017 a hundred dollars of magical crypto and immediately sold it at the time for $100 in real money. And they got the real money. Oh, then, dumb. Okay. Wow.

I am learning a lot here. There can never be a competing currency to the real currency. You're not doing a secret. No, the currency is the currency. I don't have no money. One and a half million dollars to the Democratic National Committee, which also didn't return a request for comment, made donations to congressional and Senate campaigns. Okay.

Jesus Christ. All right. So he's a huge Democratic donor. He's a big donor. Well, Brian, you're going to see some R's there because this goes back into what I'm talking about. Well, you know. George Bush death call. No, no, no. What the Democrats do is that they see a Republican that they think could lose.

They'll fund that campaign. Right. So there's a strategy where Democrats will fund a candidate they know will lose or makes the Democratic candidate look good. So if they say, this guy's touting a bunch of bullshit that voters don't like, they'll actually support him and not the other Republican candidate. So they'll support the extreme Republican because according to their metrics, they go, this guy's not going to win because he's too unpopular in that state. So that's kind of what they did. I didn't know, by the way, that was news to me. I didn't realize how Republican Democratic money are used, but that's what they

do. So it's very interesting. What's really interesting, Brian, is that now there's this feeling out there because Joe Biden has been very much in to regular, he wants regulation of crypto. And a lot of people think that this has been done to purposefully bring in the cry for regulation of crypto. Now, here's the thing. Every single thing that this guy did, which is already illegal. You don't need more. Like the stealing of your money, you know, the fucking Ponzi scheme. All this shit. It's already illegal.

These are already laws on the books there are people that think that this was purposely done to money launder money to get to the dnc and then and then make their it so there's a call for crypto regulation well he's going to jail right well he's in Saudi Arabia or somewhere like that. Yeah, I think he's in Argentina. Like, now, here's the whole thing. His brother is, like, involved in, we gotta stop the next pandemic. There could be another pandemic coming, and we gotta work together to stop it. So they're into all the crazy PSYOP shit.

This is another... I saw an Iranian prison. And we had a crucified. I didn't think of a prison. I mean... They crucified, you know. And so... It was shocking to me. They literally crucified you.

They even walked across and threw shit at them because they're not Christians. I'm kidding right now. The family that's just dialed in. The biggest problem on earth. The Muslims. family that's just dialed it into this agenda yeah him his brother we the worst thing on earth We've dealt with the topic of Trump and Biden's politics and everything.

The worst thing on earth is his song. In which... Uh... They're... Sorry, America. I'm going in... Like, Uber. I have to go to China. I'm gonna have to go to China.

You know, it's just super crazy. And then the... I don't know what I'm talking about. Other goal-wise, um, yeah. Yeah. These seconds, I'm going to control how many millions of people

I can get in China. These second and the straw honey Now all this I agree with China. Now all this stuff. I don't agree with them. I don't like them. I don't know. Stuff's coming around that they were all in like the Bahamas or Puerto Rico or somewhere like that. Having coke parties of like where's ice wide shut parties where everyone was just doing drugs, having sex and just spending people's money on other projects other than what they really were supposed to do. Now, the part I forgot to tell you, Brian, is that a week before this all came out, two things caused this. who invented a really big crypto, had put out a tweet saying that Puerto Rico had picked up

where Epstein had left off and there was a lot of child sex trafficking coming out. Three days later, he's found dead in the ocean. Okay? So, that's interesting. And then, what kicked this all off was this SBF kid,

Bankman Fried, was going around to Washington demanding that Washington investigate Binance. Now, Binance is a rival. I don't know what I'm saying. A very odd statement. I don't know what I'm saying. The FC thing. F-ing thing. The pedophile island. 16-year-old here.

Why you fuck a 15-year-old? Okay. And I get it. Now, it was in Israeli op. And tell me... I wonder... I was thinking this because I wonder what his role in the writing was. Like, I know the Estine Island thing, and they had a little plan. And they had a fucking children's nurse,

high 15-year-olds. Like, there's a difference there. You know, a child in a high 15-year-old. And they had a 15-year-old. I'm a child and a heart, you know. Well, I'm asking what is really there. Well, I think, I think what I did in the beginning, kind of because you're a spy. I don't think I'm a spy. I don't think I guess I was just like,

I was in the infield, and I just thought, uh oh, Connie's not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be.

I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. I'm not a fan of it, but I'll be. well exchange but here's the thing that binance binance had invested billions of dollars into ftx and when the the weird looking asian guy found that this was going on. He tweeted he's pulling all of his money out and this is what caused the run on FTX.

Everyone wanted to get their money out, but the problem was that there was nothing there. It has already been spent. All of this is already illegal. Spent on what though? You're talking about $14 billion. What the fuck did he spend it on?

On fucking, dude, on super bowl ads on like all this crazy I mean, that's crazy. And my thing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The thing is, though, that he's been exposed. So as far as, like, the Biden administration, the Justice Department has exposed him. He's being brought up on charges. That's so cute. Yeah, but Brian, he works for them and the ring of pedophiles.

And you can say that we're in fantasy land, but those are just huge facts. So... Dylan, Dylan, don't say huge facts. Dylan knows this. We learned this last week. No, Dylan, don't say huge facts. We learned this last week. No, Dylan. That's her, Brian. No, don't. They touch you in your special place.

No, listen, listen. Do we have to bring pedophilia into this whole situation? Can I play one? Can I play one minute of this video, please? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This better be the Fantasyland video. No, it's not, unfortunately, but here we go. The question is why? It's no secret Sam Bankman Freed is Joe Biden's second biggest donor, giving tens of millions to the Joe Biden campaign it's no secret

Sam bankman freed very close to the DNC and elites in general on April 22nd FTX official and salt conference hosted the first ever crypto conference in the Bahamas an off-record panel was held featuring former President Bill Clinton former UK PM Tony Blair and Sam bankman freed other elites were in attendance it is no secret that Sam bankman freed had close ties to many high level political figures many of them in the DNC in fact Sam bankman freed was committed to giving even more money and this CNBC article from earlier this year Sam bankman freed says he could spend upwards of 1 billion on the 2024 election it's looking more likely there was a serious money laundering operation going on sending money from ftx to democrats under the guise of altruism this next part a little bit

of a stretch i'm not saying this is the case i'll leave it up to you to decide but i'd be remiss if i didn't share this with you as you know sam bankman freed and a lot of people over at ftx and alameda had close ties to mit perhaps you know mit's media lab was directly funded by jeffrey epstein and bill gates again you decide for yourself but wikileaks released an fbi doc outlining symbolism and the b logo the b logo is eerily reminiscent of alameda researchers logo okay this is where i they lose me but of course they do because you're talking about all your friends that's hollywood but but but but i do think it's fucking very, very... You're talking about all your babysitters. It's very damning that this guy was fucking Joe Biden's number two largest donor.

That's a big fucking deal. And it makes the Democrats look very bad. And I don't know what to say about that, but this guy was obviously, this Bankman Freed guy, was obviously a bankman freed guy was obviously a fucking bad guy andrew tay had a very interesting take on he's like every time somebody like this these beta cocks from these giant like ivy league schools and that dress like that and look like that they always pull this shit every fucking time.

I knew it. Now, here's the thing, Brian. There are some people... I supposedly have a lot of money in Celsius that they say I'm going to get a percentage back.

The funds are gone on this. They're gone gone there is no money left there is talks brian that tom brady might have lost up to 700 million dollars in this deal in this ftx yeah yeah oh my and I'm starting to think this is eerily similar to timing very close to the divorce. Dude, what the fuck, though? So this guy, Bankman Freed, why was he giving so much to Democrats? I don't know, Brian. What do you think?

Well, is he ideologically tied to the Democrats and their far woke policies? Can we look up what Bankman Freed's policies were? What was he trying? Brian, if you had to guess, if he just spitballed in here, what would you think? I would think that this is a guy who's in love with fucking. That's probably just means I'm awesome. I would say I would think that this guy is clearly a George Soros type of guy who seems to think probably that that anything the Republicans have to offer is worth fighting against. I mean, how would you put a billion dollars and give it across the board to Democrats?

Like, how are Democrats doing? All right, Brian, can I just play a little game called Here's What I Think. It's the new game I like to play on this show. It's called Here's What I Think. A hot game. People really enjoy it, except for Justin Ross, who hates it. Okay? Everybody else really loves it.

Here's what I think. I think after Hillary Clinton kneecapped Bernie Sanders, and that's not me talking, Brian. That is progressives talking about exit polls did not match what the poll numbers, what the voting numbers were. So she totally kneecapped him. And you saw him, like, playing, like, giant fucking, like, he was playing, like, stadiums, Bernie Sanders. And Hillary Clinton was doing Sam Tripoli numbers in cafeterias. Okay?

Like nobody, nobody thought that. He's the Sam Tripoli of thoughts. You know, nobody, nobody thought this made any, the eyeball test was up. And I think, and even though I think socialism,, this is where I can lose my good friend, the, uh, the anarchist communist over here. Uh, socialism always leads to communism.

I agree. I agree. It's done correctly. That's where it goes. Every fucking time. I agree. And even though I don't agree with socialism. Okay.

I, I think the people should always get the candidate they want. I know, you know, in my world. Well, you believe in democracy. You believe in democracy. Yeah, but even though most people think voting is bullshit, I believe that the candidate, even if I don't agree with them, should, the people should get who they want.

Okay? Maybe that's fairytale land. I get that. But once Hillary did that, I think she kneecapped a lot of the everyday Democrats. I'm not talking to Ivy League ones and I'm not talking to Hollywood ones. I'm talking like the everyday ones that are in the states of the flyovers. OK, yeah. Well, working class blue collar Democrats. Right. Yeah. It got so bad that the DNC couldn't fundraise in America. They had to go to Mexico to help get money. So this is where we get into the BLM Act Blue. And dude,

the reason they have to set these things up, Brian, is because they have to figure out a way to make money so they can campaign against Republicans because people aren't donating to them. I want to see how the mainstream media handles this blank bank and free thing. How are they doing? If you had to guess. I would guess that they're playing it down because they're not playing it at all.

I mean, is anyone even barely, we find an article here, an article there, but nobody's really talking about it at all. I see. I look on my feed right now this stuff really worries me well um there was a big article that came out in the wake of this collapse and it came from uh the i mean all i'm getting is that attorney general merrick carlin to appoint special counsel to trump criminal probes.

That's what you're worried about right now when you've got this fucking guy? Yeah. So everyone knows that the New York Times has been an arm of the CIA for a very, very long time. Those, again, are big backs. Whoa. Whoa. Yes, thank you. The article that came out after this thing was this puff piece from the New York Times, which had, I think somebody did a word search.

It had zero instances of the word fraud, embezzlement, criminality, just nothing. But it talked about how Samuel Bankman Freed was losing sleep or was well-rested or something like that. So what's very interesting about that, Dylan, is this, what's her name? Something Great on ESPN, right? On YouTube. I don't see anything on this. I don't see anything on this, man.

So something, hold on, dude. I'm going to get you this name. She said something. She showed something really interesting. And she was talking about the guy who wrote this Puff Piece article, had written articles earlier about hanging out with SBF in the Bahamas

at these basically these fucking shady ass parties that they were throwing where everybody who lived together they were all dating each other and having sex with each other while they were running this company and he was hanging out with them what's this guy's name again Dylan Samuel Bankman Freed company and he was hanging out with them what's this guy's name again doing samuel bankman freed um let me try to find the author of um yaffe bellany yeah yeah he basically used to go to the Bahamas and bang chicks with this dude at these coke parties that they were having. Whoa. CEO Sam Bankman opens up about FTX.

Wow. Look at that. This is such a wild story. So this is the guy that wrote the puff piece yeah yeah yeah yeah article in may of 2022 yeah this is the guy he went partied with him in the bahamas so the guy that went and partied with him was the guy that wrote the expose on the company after it had collapsed. Yes. Yes.

There's this really bizarre thing. Really Graceful is her name on YouTube. Really Graceful. There's this bizarre thing that he's been doing where he tweets an individual letter at a time. And people were theorizing that he was monitoring delete bots on Twitter so that he was keeping track of these bots monitor how far back you can go, and so he would tweet a letter to bump his timeline back,

and then when he found a tweet that he could delete, he would tweet another letter so that it would get removed in the algorithm. People couldn't see that he deleted it. This thing is... This story is so wild. Dude, if this was in the 80s, this would be the biggest story out

there. It would be the biggest story out there. So it becomes this thing, guys, where we're starting to see that the DNC and these crazy ass liberal media create giant psyops, which are very destructive to America to help create a situation in which people run to fund and then they cipher that money off to help the DNC run elections. It's nuts.

So the question becomes, what is the next PSYOP that's going to happen between now and the 2024 election? Impossible means. Impossible means. Impossible meat. Correct. This dumb motherfucker this is how dumb Brendan Shaw is by the way yeah I'm in Providence stupid

and by the way you said the one show the one show i sold yeah i bought them stupid early 19 which takes place in new england um says rough and rowdy 19 new england but says december 9th providence rhode island you're from the east coast describe that to me, Casey. Rhode Island's New England. Explain that to me, dude. Because I thought Rhode Island was its own thing. Dummy has no idea. He only sold tickets in Rhode Island because of me.

And oh, do I got something planned when this faggot actually comes here? And the reason why I bought all those tickets this nigga has no idea he can't sell tickets anywhere they're giving away free tickets and he's already cancelled half the things on his little tour thing

you only sell tickets in Rhode Island stupid where you're suing me and those are do you have any idea what I have planned? No, you don't. And I know you're watching right now. I bought all those tickets.

I bought more today, by the way. It's almost sold out, right? Oddly, we can't give away free tickets but in rhode island where i'm sitting the dude we're almost sold out yeah stupid i got something planned for you i got a video plan are you specifically stupid early 19 which takes place in New England. It says referendum 2019 New England, but it says December 9th Providence, Rhode Island. You're from the East Coast. Describe that to me, Casey.

Rhode Island's New England. Explain that to me, dude. Because I thought Rhode Island was its own thing. It is a state, so New England is made up of a few states. Oh, word. Lee 19, which takes... What is his own thing? Is he in New England and Rhode Island? What is he babbling about?

His place in New England. It says Rough and Roundy 19, New England, but it says December 9th, Providence, Rhode Island. You're from the East Coast. Describe that to me, Casey. Rhode Island's New England. Explain that. Well, yes, we're in New England. The one show...

He sells no tickets to any show. He can't give away free tickets. The Rhode Island show is almost... I've been telling you niggas this for two weeks. I'm buying all these fucking tickets to this nigga's show. Wait till you niggas see what I got planned for that show wait till you get

see what I got planned I do ultimately have to sell it out to make sure he comes and doesn't just cancel it like he did all his other gigs. I think I bought enough already because he promoted it hard. He's like,

we're almost sold out on Rhode Island. You are stupid. Oh, I want you here, nigga. I want you in Providence. I want you in Providence. I know exactly where you stay. I'm not gonna do anything, don't worry. But I'm gonna know where you stay.

I want you in that club. When I bought all those fucking tickets, stupid. I got a video to make. And it's gonna be a very interesting video. Why am I telling him? Because he's fucking retarded. You can tell my plan. He's not going to do anything about it.

He's a retard. I watched Hangover today. He's a retard. I can tell him. He's not going to do anything to affect it. Oh yeah, I bought all your tickets dummy.

Yeah. And it's an investment on a great video in which I'm going to make a shitload more money on. So I bought all those tickets. But my video. Is going to be great. And make way more money.

By the way. His tickets were cheap as fuck. Shop is his own bouncer they don't have bouncers at the club here in Providence they have people who work there I think my cousin works there one of my

younger cousins who's like fucking 20 and I never met them. I think she works there too. I think one of Kelly's kids works there. We're very small in Rhode Island, so that's the way it works. I have a cousin who works there, I think. It's Kelly's kid. Kelly's my cousin. But when I bought the tickets, yeah, nigga.

Yeah. He knows Kelly. Yeah, he can't give away free tickets. But remember, he was bragging the other day. We're almost sold out in Providence. Yeah, motherfucker, get down here. But Kim Jong-un, you are gay. That doesn't hurt us.

But yeah. Get your monkey ass down here. And complete my vision of my videos. But that's why I bought your tickets. Now, Kumiya. I have two things at Kumiya to play. Him exposing Stuttering John and then Kumia

is now in the 9-11 conspiracies apparently which kind of disappoints me. Yeah, but first the St the John thing.

Oh, yeah, say hello to your wife. Don't say nothing. Yeah, yeah. It was a joke. The mobster Mook is going to keep his mouth shut about the gay guy in the mob. I like how Tony was so upset and in disbelief. Yeah, yeah. Fucking shagging.

What, AIDS? He has been losing weight. AIDS? He doesn't have AIDS. Oh, it's so fucking good. So goddamn good. We were at a poker game. Yes.

Over at the Mikey Cubs was there. Other Mike. It was other Mike's house. Who, of course, I met through the great Stuttering John. Stuttering John brought him over to my poker game. And he ended up being a real cool guy

and Stuttering John ends up being an asshole. You want to know something? You want one? No, I'm good. I was a fan of his and when he started to hang out at the compound, you know, I actually hung out with him. We were talking about it. Yeah. And he was a nice guy.

And then about three, four years ago, when he started bashing you, I don't care who you are. We circle the fucking wagons. Yeah, yeah. So what he does, and Dennis, our buddy Dennis goes, Stuttering John is putting up your videos and goofing on it. I go, for the simple fact that he's doing any, anybody's doing anything with my fucking videos, maybe I should throw him a couple of bucks.

You give him a little credit for that. Yeah. Yeah. John just, he lost his mind a few years ago. And now, what is the latest on John? I'm sure we'll talk about it tonight on Uncle Rico. I'm Kate Rudd. But he's not doing his podcast.

He made a bunch of people pay for the month's Patreon. But then the next day said, I'm not doing this and refuses to refund them for their money. So another scam to get money off of his loyal listeners. Most of them, I think, just subscribe so they could watch him say dumb shit and tell it to the various shows that now make a career out of goofing on him.

Which is fine. And look, it's his own fault. Because basically when he was in Howard Stern's show, he went out and then he started to do, he did stand-up. And what happened was he did, it was in those shows, those cavalcade shows. Look how Shuley followed my advice

a year in. Not right off the bat. Where, you know, people laughed, he Shuley followed my advice a year in. Not right off the bat. Where, you know, people laughed. He was stuttering, John, stuff like that. But he was doing first-year hack material. Oh, the worst. And he's still doing first-year hack material. And you bring up the time that he got pissed off at the brokerage.

We're sitting there that night watching him. And I'm like, this is like when Adam started. When he first started. When he first started, I was a year and a half away, you were years away. That type of material. And that kind of material. And by this time, he should be so far removed. Far beyond that.

So beyond that. But he's not good. He's not funny. He can't write. He can't really do anything. So he's moving back to New York, Long Island. Really? Live with his mommy because things didn't go well in Hollywood.

Wait, Sturgeon is moving back to New York with his mom? Really? Wow. Holy shit. This nigga, at one point, got the Tonight Show job, mansion in the Hollywood Hills. And now, divorce, tension, or whatever. and now

divorce or whatever back in New York think I'm in 99 cents really back in New York with your mom

whoa Mom? Whoa. Whoa. Don't make me feel bad. And he hasn't been doing his show, but he will be doing a comedy show. Here it is. And before I even get into this, I want to preface this. And this isn't like serious questions only. I really mean this.

Let the guy do his show. Please. We need new Stuttering John material. So let the guy go there, do his show. Don't try to fuck it up. If you want to record it, feel free. Get a little you know have have uh your phone under the table this reminds me a little rascals when spanky's mom spanky really needs your help stick by what by saying, well, they can't use me as a thing. What, you're still trying to use Stern to stand up comedy?

What? Spanky. Yeah, so, yeah, don't fuck with it. By the way, this is the guy that just sued the Howard Stern Show for using his image and his name and his lawsuit was, was something to the effect of their capitalizing and using my name without my permission and stuff.

And then he makes it a stern Thanksgiving Eve and he's got a picture of Howard on a Turkey. Uh, same guy, same guy that sued Sirius XM over Howard Stern show's use of his material that he did on his show which by contract the Stern show's allowed to play Stuttering John stuff but this he just you know former Howard Stern show cast member and NBC Tonight Show with Jay Leno, announcer. He's doing the coveted, the coveted day before Thanksgiving,

night before Thanksgiving gig. Lots of laughs. Is this Karen? By who? Yeah. Who else is going to be there? If it says lots of laughs. Free no cover.

Great music. Free no cover. Free music. Free no cover. Free. That's the only way you're going to get people in there. Where is the gig? No one glasses on. It is. Is it in California?

Where is that? The Double Z Bar and Grill 629 Ellis Boulevard. Ellis Boulevard. It doesn't even have a state. You can't even zero in, really. That's like where the band would do a gig on Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, right.

Exactly. Yeah. Packs out. Packs out. Before and after show, you got DJ Sweats. So does Stuttering John up on stage profusely. Stuff yourselves with laughter. Stuff yourselves with laughter.

I'd rather stuff myself with AIDS. It's Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Oh, no! Are you kidding? I'm pretty sure. That's a gig. That's a gig. That's a gig. Like, if you're going, like, on a destination somewhere, that's the Tuesday you fill it with.

So you have enough gas. On your way to the other one. You have enough gas to get to the main gig. Cedar Rapids. Iowa. Iowa. That's going to, oh, gosh. Oh, my God.

Special guest Radar O'Reilly. What the fuck? I'd rather see Radar O'Reilly. Yeah my God. Special guest Radar O'Reilly. What the fuck? I'd rather see Radar O'Reilly. Yeah, I'd rather see Radar. You know, it's fun. Sometimes you go on Facebook and you see all these comedy posters. And sometimes I look at the lineup and go, I want my money back just looking at this. I know.

I look at a lot of the ads they put up and those, like that one. That poster. It just is so cringey and douchey. And it's just John, I guess. If anyone else was going to be there, they'd have put their fucking, maybe some of the local Cedar Rapids, Iowa

talent, comedy talent. He'd probably get some open micers. Some guy will headline. A guy that does it out on the island, what he'll do is he'll headline and he has at least maybe five people, six people that have been doing it a year. Right, right. Feel it? Like a bringer show.

Yeah, that's probably what he did. John probably figures, look, he can't be any worse than me. And the emcee, he's going to go up and be like, all right. Make sure you say from the Howard Stern show at Jay Leno, the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Should I say Uncle Rico? No, Mom, don't say that. From his world-famous podcast, Beer on the Balcony.

Oh, God. Soon to be living with his mommy. You may have seen him at the welfare office. Oh, God, he's a mess. He's a fucking disaster. He's one of those guys that's his own worst enemy. Yeah. That guy. He always has been. He's a, you know, he's a mess. He's a fucking disaster. He's one of those guys that's his own worst enemy. Yeah. That guy.

He always has been. Yeah. He's a, you know, at least, look, he's a bridge burner. And we talk about Kevin Brennan all the time. Kevin's a bridge burner. Does a show called Burning Bridges. But Kevin's got talent. Exactly.

That's the biggest, the biggest, most important difference. Kevin's hysterical. Kevin's a funny motherfucker. He's talented. People want to see Kevin. Yeah. Regardlessical. Kevin's a funny motherfucker. He's talented. People want to see Kevin. Yeah. Regardless how they feel about him. Yeah.

They want to see him. That's a commodity. And this motherfucker, you don't want to see him. You actually want to avoid seeing him. Yeah. So that ends the free tickets. You're like,

it's a free night out. We could eat. We could do shit. But Stuttering John's like, yeah, I know. I'm still weighing out. We could eat. We could do shit. But stuttering John's like, yeah, I know. I'm still weighing it. Like if John wasn't on the bill, they'd get more people in there for free. You could do karaoke. You could do a dollar.

You could do one dollar and take John off the bill. He doesn't want people to go, I paid for this shit. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. At least they can't say, I didn to go, I paid for this shit. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. At least they can say, I didn't have one person ask for a refund. Yeah, it was free, John. People still ask for a refund.

So when you're sitting there for 40 minutes watching first year open mic material, well, you got what you pay for. Once he gets past his hilarious squeegee cum with the shirt bit, where do you go from there? He starts so strong that I don't think any material could follow his squeegee cum bit.

Do you think anybody told him during the course of those years that you're not that good? Howard. Yeah. Howard told him many times. He said, John, you're not funny. Yeah. And John's like, oh, okay He just sat there taking it And you know he was biting his tongue

Big stuttering tongue And I tell you, people at that show Like take Sal Governale Stockbroker Sal Funny as hell As a matter of fact, when I would do shows with Sal I would request to be on after him Because I want a challenge

To want to follow him. So it's a tale of two cities. You get a bunch of those guys that are funny, and they're not as obnoxious as John. John is so insecure about anything he does, which he should be. At least that's something he has going for him. He's aware that he should be insecure about everything. So he gets out there and has to pump himself up. None of these other guys pump.

Shuley isn't out there telling everyone how awesome he is. He just does shows and people go, fuck, that's funny. This guy's a fucking funny guy. If you have to tell people how funny or talented or smart you are, you're not funny, talented, or smart. Yeah. Opie used to say that all the time, too, on the show. Whenever we were doing something, and it was usually, sorry, me.

I'll break my own rule right now. I did this. We would talk about science or something. It's just one of the things I like. Space travel, whatever it is. And I'd talk about it. And Opie would be like a caller calling, and i'd talk about it and opie would be like a caller calling and we'd talk a little bit the guy would go hey thanks man that was cool yeah i'm glad you

appreciate that i grew up around the same time but whatever it was and then opie be like see people we like showing our intelligence too we're not just shock jock and he was serious he's dead serious we like showing our intelligence we our yeah we do i don't know and that's like being self-conscious oh yeah that's him going look people please yeah you know and it's like if you that's smart and you have that great conversation it's like well thanks so much man that was a great conversation have a great day good we're a great guy. Leave it. Move on. Then hem and haw about how fucking smart you are.

It's so fucking lame. But yeah, anyone that really kind of, I think you really have to be totally retarded. And I'm not selling John Short on that. He is totally retarded. But you have to be really fucking retarded to not know your insecurities and how bad you are at something. I think John and Opie both know they're not good. They're not funny.

They're not interesting people. They can't... I'll give this to John. Unlike Opie, he switched to some political thing and got some little audience going opie is completely clueless on how to do the internet john figured a little something out spin a yarn they can't and and i think they know that deep down so that they have to keep trying to sell to people that no i I am funny. I am interesting.

But the thing about it is when you're on stage, that's where it counts. And believe me... When you're on stage, Joe Curry or nobody. Know how you did. You know how you did. You immediately know. You know how you did. And there were nights I'd come off,

I'd have a great set. Yeah, I was on it. There were some nights that I'm like, you were great. Yeah, have a great set, yeah I was on it there were some nights that I'm like you were great, yeah good set man maybe not but you know and you go home and I go alright I gotta listen to tape immediately I gotta find out what I did blah blah blah I never go oh yeah I'm great

no I'm not John's never had a good set and he always thinks he's had a great set so that's a whole reality the self awareness thing is very concerning No, I'm not. John's never had a good set, and he always thinks he's had a great set. Yeah. So that's, you know, that's a whole reality there. The self-awareness thing is very concerning, you know, where he doesn't see that. No, he does not see it. Nobody that really doesn't have talent sees that. What else are you going to do in Vegas?

Are you practicing, or is this how we start? Can we start? Make it lower. I'm going to do that every time. You are a big man. I like it. She passed away though. What do you mean she passed away? Walk Improv. Your tour is called Oh He Thick?

I thought it was Trash Panda. Oh He Thick. I will be in San Diego Are you a Pisces? Yeah You're a bad person Are you a scorpion?

I don't know much about Aries Neither do I my friend Neither do I You're planning to make an investment Oh Delia Like what the fuck am I doing here? Sign a contract Purchase a major item

Or drive a car You're gonna die Oh yeah great point Today's not your day. I can feel like, oh, shit. See, I've always said that about those Chinese. What if it's talking shit? Chris, stupid podcasts.

Yeah. Hey, Chris, hate your podcast. But even the phenomenal comic, he likes men. I know. I can't wait to get there. But you don't like them. Look at this man. And by the way, even by he's doing I know, I can't wait to get there. Look at that. Look at this man. And by the way, even by he's doing Schaub a favor.

Is he holding out hope because Callan somehow got back on Rogan? He thinks he will if he sucks up to Brendan Schaub to have to stomach through this bullshit. It is from the sub. And I love the fact that they blur out that baguette.

I love the fact that they still blur him out. I'm telling you, that nigga's face, Mark, normally is my cousin Matt's face. He looks exactly like my cousin Matt in the face. My cousin Matt is like five foot six, a skinny, scrawny white dude. But the face, he had the same exact face as him. You know that Jersey girl with the hair? You know, we have the same uh and it's like a psychology of knowing how to yeah you'll figure it out okay that's one

you're creature power bottom yep i guess dude yeah you're too alpha for us man all i'm finding is a jane bloopy yeah brendan supposedly posting ghosts or whatever you call it but we know that's a lie you're out there keeping track on Kalilah just like she's keeping track on you. Anyways... Way better than I thought that would be. Oh, cute kid. Saved him. He scared the shit out of me when it turned out like that. Oh, D'Elia...

I guess they're holding in hope, D'Elia is, that he gets back on Rogan like Callan did. Although Callan got back on it and it didn't really do anything. It's such a lame name and they stole it from another podcast name and a logo.

Megan Fox has fucked up thumbs. Who cares? get the fuck Megan well Machine Gun Kelly gets the fuck Megan Fox did he ultimately win that by the way I always thought Rap Devil was better

than Killshop to be honest with you look at was better than Killshot, to be honest with you. I like Eminem more than Machine Gun Kelly, but I thought Rap Devil as a diss song to Killshot was way better. But then this nigga went to like the punk rock,

started fucking begging Fox and shit. Did he ultimately win that? Kinda? I liked him in the movie about Motley Crue. I knew the Baron shot.

So I'm just playing the beginning of the AIU shit. I'm coming back and playing another Brendan Shaw thing when I grab another Baron shot. This is the beginning of the AIU shit. But another Brendan Shaw thing, the second I get back, I'm gonna play. Put it on. Where is she? Now get your tits out the way Khaleesi did.

Otherwise, how can we know the... So look at this one. Feminine. Queen. She's a queen. Now, watch this. House of the Dragon. Interview Rhaenyra? How do you spell that name? Oh, it's impossible. R-H-A-E-N. Come on. And... What the...

Yeah, dude. You spend the time. They're already living with you. That's her! The idea of like... Looking like fucking... Samwise Gant... No.

Who's the guy from Harry Potter? Freaking Ron! It's Ron Weasleyley she's definitely one of the weasleys i just i just wasn't i think i wasn't ready to what i wasn't ready for this i wasn't ready for the princess from house of the dragon to be in a freaking pink tie in one of these like i don't understand the lesbian vibe with the dress code so i get it you're trying to be butch you're butch so you have short hair but then what is this you're trying to be butch you're butch so you have short hair but then what is this you're not dressed like a man you're just like a gay woman

like i just either commit commit to it yeah let it go let it go yeah well good and then why be pink why give me all this masculinity and then pink what did you do I was on my own in my flat. Yeah. In my flat. And she was supposed to be some like medieval, you know, fantasy queen. And she's talking like she's from

East London. Listen to this. Yeah. Got a call from my I was on my own in my flat. In my flat. In my flat.

Got a call from my agent. Yeah. Well, you know, it's going to be a good call when you've got your manager. Now what's up

with all this tit suppression? So we've got her mashing hers down and then over here. Forget about it. We'll get back to AIU after this video, though. I have to watch. Steel... What?

What's the name of that thing? Steel Toe Morning Show! 6,000 subs. Going hard, going strong. Used to be in radio. I was on this show. It's him and his wife. I have to watch their take on this.

A lot of fun for different reasons. Brendan, in this first clip, is going to try and talk about medicine and disease. So big words, right? Brendan's going to talk about somebody who has some kind of condition. I honestly can't tell you what that condition is. Black wedding ring he's wearing.

Because I don't know what he's trying to say in this clip. Black wedding ring he's wearing. Because I don't know what he's trying to say in this clip. Black wedding ring. What do you think these two looking like when they fuck look like? We're watching this because they're married. Drinking a Bud Light. Yeah, I like Steel Tone Morning Show, but...

Like, if their sex tape leaked, what do you think it would look like? Okay. I don't know. Let's go ahead and hit play on our first Brendan Schaub clip of the night. Here you are. What he was dealing with. Hodgkin's lymphoma.

Right out the gate, huh? Hodgkin's lymphoma. He's got Hodgkin's lymphoma. Like, this dude isn't fat in any way, shape, or form, but he has a double chin. Oh, no. Brendan, I want to hold his hand. And she's balding. And walk him through flashcards.

He's not stumbling over it. It's on the fucking screen. He's just got to read it. Lymphomia. Lymphomia. Lymphoma. There's no I in there. You're inventing letters.

That's not like mispronouncing a name. It's not like the former Twins First baseman, Doug Minkiewicz, where you're trying to pronounce it like Minkiewicz. It's like, okay, I can see where you get that. That's how the letters are arranged. Brendan's adding letters in so he can pronounce it lymphomia. He just had one of them floaters in his eye. He thought he saw an eyeball.

It's like when Adam Sandler's character is trying to learn to read in 50 First Dates and he goes, pan clocks. Added letters to make it say that. Hodgkin's lymphoma. Does it get worse than this? How does this get worse?

This is a one minute, ten second clip. Oh, Brendan's going to talk medicine. That's how this gets worse. This is the only skinny dude with a double chin I've ever seen in my life. You treat the lymphomia. Lymphomia? Oh, definitely you have to use ketotherapy. It's kratom therapy.

Oh, kratom therapy. I'm sorry. I like that. The keto diet. Keto therapy, I believe, is what you have to use. Either one. Interchangeable. So I'll accept my phone.

How do you have a double chin and turkey neck, but you're like a skinny, in-shape dude? He was dealing with Hodgkin's lymphoma, you know, and hemophagic. Hemophagic. Hemophagic hemophagic hemophagic and lymphomia yo his wife is balding like Shawn Michaels is

his wife looks like Shawn Michaels he's balding but keeping the long hair like they could give up okay alright you know and hemo fad shit take your son shit those would for sure science make it short lymphos okay here's the words hemo Hemovagicidic. Okay, and then lymphohistiocytosis. There you go.

It's called pre-reading, Brendan. There's little chunks to the word. Just break it down and sound them out. A rare disorder of the immune system. What he told me... I've just never seen a skinny dude with a double chin. It's kind of odd to me. I always talk about other people's wives, nigga.

Because I don't have a wife. So I talk about other people's wives. How are you skinny with a double chin? And it's mystifying me. And he's kind of in shape. Because we're talking about food choices. Brendan, Brendan, here. We'll just, for you, we'll make,

we should have our own Twitter where we retweet things for Brendan. And it's just like, there's a different Twitter. It's a sub Twitter. And it's called Brendan Twitter. And you go, that tweet is dissected and translated into Brendanese. And it would say, Rumble Johnson died of really bad stuff. Boom.

And then Brendan doesn't have to look like a dick. He's like, dude, I need to go check in the hospital. What he told me is the white blood cells were like attacking something in his body. And the good, the healthy stuff. They're just. Brendan, I can't watch this. It's it's painful you see that's a medical term the healthy stuff uh they were attacking the healthy stuff brendan were they attacking tissue were they attacking muscles with the white blood cells yes i understand that brend the white blood cells. Yes, I understand that, Brendan. White blood cells are our blood cells that fight off infection.

By the way, I used to host AA meetings. Part of a Navy job you just want nothing to know about. Things like that. And they were attacking what? The good stuff. Oh. I never even drank when I first posted my first AA thing. I think they made us do during A school.

Do you know specifically what the stuff was? No, it's just all the good stuff. Okay. All the good. Yeah. Thank God you didn't choose to be a doctor, B. What, you don't want him operating on you? No.

What about a prostate exam? Excuse me, nurse. Could we remove this doohickey over here? Brendan, those are his intestines. Yeah, the wormy things. They're in my way. How do they fuck? Oh, no.

I would almost say you can't be hitting on everybody else though. And the wormy things. The wormy things. Attacking something's body, like, and the good, the healthy stuff. They're just turned, like, his body's turned on. Like, it was like the white blood cells were doing something. I forget what it was. They were attacking him or there's too much in his body. I forgot what it was,

but here's me trying to explain. And I got to be honest with you, I'm not really sure what a white blood cell is. So it was either they were attacking him or he had too many of them. What do those little dudes do again? I don't know.

Could you guys bring me out the operation board? I need to see. Oh, he just starts playing up. Yeah, I think it was water on the knee, actually, now that I think about it. And I think the white blood cells touched the metal sides of the board,

and they went bzzz. It was actually the apple corn is thrown. Oh, yeah. I don't know what the game operation is. Yeah, the apple corn, that's... It wasn't good. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. Or maybe it was the red blood cells attacking the white blood cells.

Stop, stop, Brendan. Let's not do medical talk when we don't know. He's got to have like a co-host, or as Joe Rogan said, a handler who just goes, I believe you. Is Brendan a misinformation guy or what? I don't know, accidentally. He doesn't even know it's misinformation. Brendan, white cells and red cells are very different things. Yes. They absolutely do different duty. They perform different functions

That's like saying. Oh, yeah Rumpel Johnson. Yeah It's an MMA fighter or was he a baker I I can't remember. It was one of the two. I think he was just a unicorn. Yeah, could be. Or he had like too many jobs. I can't, I don't know. He was so low on white blood cells, it was like super dangerous for him. Wait, did he have too, go back.

Did he have too many or too few? Did he attack someone or there's too much in his body? It wasn't good. It wasn't good. Or maybe it was the red blood cells attacking the white blood cells. And yet so low on white blood cells it was like super dangerous for him the hell brendan we believe you you don't know it's okay nobody's asking you this isn't a test but you could just say like hey one of these awesome fighters died i'm sad right me sad me brendan me sad that's the thing brendan keep it in your wheelhouse buddy

you could be a good podcaster you could probably be a funny guy you're kind of a big dumb oaf big this is bother the apology of monty please don't show this wife is involved on it dumb oafs are funny but you got to keep it in your wheelhouse. If it's over three syllables, let it go. If it's medical, let it go. Just say bad shit happened and he's dead. Watch Frozen and memorize it. There you go.

Let it go. Is a rare but potential fatal condition with certain white blood cells build up in damage. Or there you go. There you go. Brandon nailed it. See, I said that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brandon nailed it. See, I said that. That was one of my options.

Yeah, I called that. Condition that he had is certain white blood cells build up and damage organs, including the bone marrow, liver, spleen, and destroy other blood cells. Dude, how about that? It commonly affects infants and young children. It's super rare. It's so nuts, dude.

Go to what's the survival rate of it right there. What is the survival weight? What is the survival weight? I don't know. Brandon Shaw was claiming he's being suppressed. And his best friend is Joe Rogan and his best friend is Elon Musk. You're not suppressed. You just dropped the worst special ever.

You don't know why you can't sell tickets or get views and you're suing me so that's why you can't get views. See, Brandon Schaub's a retard. He says, I'm suing a YouTuber but I is no one watching my YouTube videos? I dropped the worst special ever, why is no one buying tickets to my stand up?

No! And this is why that nigga's a retarded dumb faggot. There's no room in his head for her. Maybe I'm just not that good. It's lower than your fighting weight. I can tell you that. God damn you, David, with another $19.99. He says hematombout

hojiminium liposuction. Oh, is that what it was? Is David our sugar daddy now? He is. I'm so gross because I'm so owned by David now. I do feel sponsored by David. I'm covered in his cum. Oh, well, it must be a tough time for everyone else, and he's getting them through it.

What a fucking saint. Thank you. 20 bucks away from tonight's goal. If we hit it or we don't, we'll be fine. I like him. Tomorrow, we've got a VIP giveaway. But for God's sakes, more David. But for God's sakes, David is not allowed to hit the goal for us tonight.

He's pretty much knocked out three quarters of it. Well, I'll say this. This chick is way hotter than Kumir or Red Bar. As it were. Thank you to everybody else who chipped in, by the way. It's insane. Very nice of you. You're all remarkably kind.

We got another Brendan clip here. This one is... Brendan Odd. He's five foot fucking six. Has a double chin. This one's twofold. Number... I like their show.

For one, apparently Joe Rogan had some people out to Madison Square Garden for the last UFC card. Oh, sure, yeah. Guess who didn't get invited and they feel a little salty about it. Brendan. Yeah. Oh, buddy.

Not only that, Brendan, did you know Brendan? Wait, he was in the impersonations? Was he? I don't do impersonations Shab has never been to Madison Square Garden before never never he says here you go

that doesn't I've been to Madison Square Garden you know what I want to say about Madison Square Garden this was a real radio guy and we should actually hope for this. This dude, this double-chinned, skinny dude,

pulled a bald head in. I'm assuming it was a wig at this point. Shit. This look like, she looked like a Barbie doll where fucking the things that just implant in her head

but he he got that and he went to this and uh well he didn't make it he couldn't make it I mean I don't hear him

so I'm gonna I like them though I like them and they they're funny enough to fuck around. Square Garden that people might find controversial? What?

It's an arena. It was boring. Yeah. I got to shoot hoops. I thought that was kind of cool. But, like, it's just a place. I agree. It's a place where they play basketball.

It's more so like, oh, cool. I've seen Madison Square Garden now. Ali fought Frazier here. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Here we go. Oh yeah, by the way. If Kulia hired them instead of...

Oh yeah, Kulia has it. Hired them to be a... Bill Schultz. Second Andrew. If Kulia made this his morning show you deserved a hundred bucks yeah

and Brian Callen talk about and by the way if you want to find out where you are in the Rogan pecking order by the way they wouldn't take it they make way more for YouTube so they wouldn't take that job um it kumiya should offer on that job and then dummy might take it because he used to be in

radio and probably worships kumiya well kumiya offered him the morning job. He should take it. He was coming in money-wise. No. Segment probably solidified it for him. This has to hurt for him because he considers himself friends with Rogan, right? And all our friends, did you have... I had FOMO because all our buddies were in New York. Rogan's there, Schultz, Theo. They were all there. Jared Leto. Like, all our friends were there, you know?

Yeah, well. At FOMO. Everyone was out there. We didn't get invited, so. Oh. See, this is where, you know, when we were just starting on YouTube and being like, what are you trying to be, Red Bar? This is where I could never be Red Bar.

No. This is just. Red Bar would make fun of him and be mean. He would be mean to these two and everything else. I'm over here like, oh. Kind of want to, like, stroke him. No. This is just... Red Bar would make fun of him and be mean. He would be mean to these two and everything else. I'm over here like, oh, I kind of want to like stroke him. Yeah. It's gonna be okay, man. Guys, it's okay. You're in the second rung of friends. That's alright.

I mean, think of that list. Theo, Jared Leto, Andrew Schultz. First of all, Andrew Schultz was sent there by like some Jewish managers in Hollywood. He wasn't there. Just check things out. Right. He's a made man. He's like he's an industry. She does not

like me. I don't remember. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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These two are very... ...interested at all for a youtuber and now he's a sad youtuber Carol Soames, the musician. I don't have any money, but yes, she looks better than a real guy. And I maybe ask something to Johnson.

I don't know what he's doing. Oh celebrity so they just sent him out there. Theo Vaughn's very famous, obviously very funny guy. Jared Leto has been an Uber star for over a decade. So, I mean, I'm sorry, Brian, but you were like one of the extra guys in The Hangover. You were the gym teacher in The Goldbergs. You're not really on the top of the list to go to Madison Square Garden for the Adesanya fight. That's all.

And Brendan, how fucking dare you? The amount of shit you've talked about Dana White since you left the UFC. You were barely a ranked heavyweight at one point at your best. And ever since then, you've been basically jealously shitting on Dana. Yeah, are you guys surprised you didn't get invited? Boy, I hope not. I will say this for him, though. It is nice to see him admit that he had,

I hate the word, but FOMO. Instead of just being shitty, like, I just wasn't invited. No, he's actually telling us, I'm sad I wasn't there. I know, that's why I can't shit on him too hard. He's like a big kid. We couldn't go, though. Sure.

We couldn't go. Mass Square Garden. I'm about to go to Mass Square Garden. Oh, I feel like I We couldn't go. Mass Square Garden. I'd love to go to Mass Square Garden. Oh, I still love Mass Square Garden. I don't think I'm going to like it. She looks like... Mass and Square Garden. Mass and Square Garden.

Have you ever been to Mass and Square Garden? No. God, he can't fucking speak. It's amazing. This is why I don't hate Brendan. Because he has the nerve to do a show where he talks. He does a talk show and he can't speak. Masson Square Garden.

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So they're doing a run of the cysts. People have to give us money white dudes have to give us money to do our show and that's what they're relying on but you're not Revenge of the Sith is already there Merce is already there

Royce is already there all the white boys are giving money to Royce's over there. All the white boys are giving money to Royce and Murr. I don't even have money to use. I don't even know what I want on that shit. I relied on, I do videos that get a shitload of views and get paid ad revenue off of views. Two different philosophies won't hang on either one, but

God forbid after a long time people giving you money and you didn't do anything. But you're attacking Royce and Merch's game and you're not becoming bigger

than Royce and Merch. Well, you bigger than Royce and Marsh. Well you might, cause Royce is a fucking cock, but, you're probably gonna die soon, cause you're fucking 400 pounds, that's thick, maybe, but, I don't think you're capturing their audience of white people donating, of loser white dudes donating to

loser white dudes? Uh, yeah, I don't think you're capturing that audience, so. I don't know what they're going to do to steal someone's morning job. What is the businessman going to afford? I'm wondering what the businessman going to afford is. Is that so telling? Well I'm talking, I don't know to shit on it I don't mean to shit on it I was wondering since all you feel

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