The Yewneek Pod - Brendan Schaub's Supreme Court gambit?!?! Schaub doesn't pay his staff? Greg Opie Hughes has a meltdown

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

ghost lawyer confirms that Brendan Schaub will pursue the appeal of the lawsuit to United States Supreme Court!!!! Chin confirms he makes no money in Thiccboy organization. Opie is still mad about Ant...hony Cumia's success. The Dezonator continues to be difficult. More court problems. PR girl update and more

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So, I don't know who the ghost lawyer is, but I just talked to him, and I was asking him about when the hell this appeal is going to be over. And he gave me a general time frame, but he also told me to prepare myself, because when this appeal is over, he told me, Brendan Schaub is definitely going to try and take this to the Supreme Court and it's just like really? but how long is that going to take? he said it's probably going to be declined but I didn't get an answer on how long
Starting point is 00:00:35 that's going to take but come on man all the way to the Supreme Court Scalia Roberts Sick Boy The Supreme Court. Scalia. Roberts. Sick Boy. Like, come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:00:57 How much of this guy's dad's money is he going to waste doing this? Like, you lost the lawsuit. Why is he even doing an appeal? And you know it's corny because he even tried doing a video claiming he's not even really still involved with it. And he's not paying for it. And some ex-business manager ripped him off. And they're really keeping it going forward. And then the ghost lawyer immediately sent that to the court.
Starting point is 00:01:22 And then Schaub had to write a statement that his lawyer made him write saying he does he is the one pushing this forward he is completely involved in all of this but i was like damn dude you lost take the l but he will never learn to take the l Thank you. so dummies sent me money and then actually had to call to say you're welcome like it like she doesn't owe me more money and still refuses to give me my laptop and xbox but miss puerto rican brought up a good point. But yeah, so I fucking woke up. First thing I checked out. Because I'm up early. Especially being sober now.
Starting point is 00:03:16 So I'm just up early, early, early, early. The first thing I saw was Opie's live stream. Kopey's live stream. Because goddamn, that nigga was coping. The first thing I saw was Opie's livestream. Kopey's livestream, because goddamn, that nigga was coping. That nigga was coping Hagen. Not that pussy's skull. Fucking, he was losing his shit.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Matter of fact, that, not only did not only did cool because he can't no longer do the rules the shitty slot now that Kumi is getting syndicated all over the country so he came and just go with that thing anymore and what do you title his shit sometimes the bad guys win or something or op OP wins and Kumi loses first of all he titles his shit in like the third person which annoys the shit out of me like we don't know what to OP doing the uploads that shit is fucking infuriating it's like dude we know what you doing the uploads stop putting opie in the title of it it'd be like me doing a video and saying unique in the title that'd be dumb for kyle but so he lost his shit i dropped that video
Starting point is 00:04:40 then we got the video i dropped about bre Schaub's wife. Now they're using the kids to try and get money. Are they that desperate for money? And then the one about Chin. When Chin basically revealed that he gets paid like nothing
Starting point is 00:04:59 from Brendan Schaub. So yeah, my goal is to just drop videos all day all day what happened to the burst dream oh I made the fucker private I got hit with something on it, so I had to make it private. Just had to make it private. Got hit with a little something-something. So to avoid anything, I just made it private. I am dead tired. I was up early.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Like I said, I checked out that Opie stream. And then I just chilled with Miss Puerto Rican today and just fucked her all day so I am exhausted and I might have court tomorrow like I said Des sent me fucking 60 bucks to get to court but my lawyer had told me weeks ago I don't have to go to this one. And then I called him today asking him if he was sure about that. And he like never even got back to me. So I need electrolytes. Yeah, I need something. By the way, Susie, thank you for that donation last night.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I saw it just as I got off. I thanked you in my Discord. You're not blocked in my Discord, by the way. Doing pretty good, Jay Jackson. But yeah, to do a pee test today. The guy who did it showed up late. So we didn't get to that until like nine something. Then I went back to Miss Puerto Rican's house and she fell asleep.
Starting point is 00:06:48 So I was like, let me come back and stream these niggas. Oh, yeah, I'm dead fucking tired. Talking about Dicey Dicey with the Reekin. Yeah. Fucking, yeah, just chill at her house. That's usually what I do every day. I just wake up and go right, she lives right there. Just go to her house and we chill.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Actually, when I first met her, because I woke up, watched Opie's thing, met her, we walked to the store, she bought a bunch of food and shit. Then we went back to her house. Opie's dreams are rough to get through but in a way somewhat worth it I mean yeah I mean just to read the comments
Starting point is 00:07:58 and him going you didn't vote my wife you're a jerk it's like god damn I unblocked everybody on the discord You did that about my wife. You're a jerk. It's like, God damn. I unblocked everybody on the Discord. So you're all unblocked on the Discord and in the server and shit. Don't worry, I fixed the evil reign of Majin Buu.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I handled that bitch. I fixed the evil reign of Majin Buu. I handled that bitch. She sent me money today to go to court tomorrow, but my lawyer told me weeks ago I don't have court, and I called him today, and he never called me back. So I'm just assuming I don't. And when she sent me the money, she actually put, you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I didn't say thank you, and I don't plan on it. it she still owes me more money and she still won't give me my laptop or xbox let's meet up and go drive over to get parts for next time I'll be gonna do something and you put on a disguise and act like his friend and get him to talk a bunch of
Starting point is 00:09:02 what oh I get parts his friend and get him to talk a bunch of what? Oh, like get parts? Don't talk to the lawyer. Oh, I talked to my lawyer. And he said, and Miss Puerto Rican brought up a good point because she was like, maybe they don't want you going because me and Dez have a no contact. Cause she was like, maybe they don't want you going because me and Dez have a no contact order
Starting point is 00:09:27 and she's going, so. We'll get parts and parts. What, at Get Parts? Don't we have to go to New York to do that? Ah, it's quite a fucking voyage. Oh, yeah. I'm tired. But, yeah, so, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I don't plan on going to court tomorrow until someone calls me and tells me otherwise. But I got me cashed out 60 bucks now I'm not right I'm in Rhode Island can you just buy me a new laptop it would have to be a gaming laptop one that can handle doing a stream
Starting point is 00:10:24 you can't just go buy like the $200 laptop trust me I've tried it doesn't work It would have to be a gaming laptop. One that can handle doing a stream. You can't just go buy like the $200 laptop. Trust me, I've tried. It doesn't work. But no, fuck that. I want my laptop. It's the principle of the matter. There's principalities involved, like I said.
Starting point is 00:10:41 She's got an excuse. Not really, but at least an excuse to not give up the Xbox. The fucking laptop, there's no excuse. How far is, it's about a six hour drive. No bird didn't hit me with a strike, but, now, Bird didn't hit me with a strike or anything, but fucking, yeah, damn, fucking, watching Opie's stream, though, this morning. Like, him just having to deal with the fact that Kumia fucking just moved on and excelled.
Starting point is 00:11:35 She has the Cape Verdean flag. What's up, Susie? Look, I'm exhausting from fucking one of your people all day, God damn it. Ugh. You people love to get fucked. I wonder why there's so many goddamn Puerto Ricans around. Yeah, I woke up, watched Opie.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I was brushing my teeth watching Opie. On Facebook, too. For some reason, the Facebook stream is a lot more smoother than the YouTube one. Fucking silly. But yeah, so I woke up did that pee test I'm still gonna go get quarters
Starting point is 00:12:33 and do fucking laundry like I got laundry detergent here shit the new chick has all the ass and none of the clinglingon sass. Yeah. And I get to get off like no bullshit, like 10 Puerto Rican jokes a day. Oh, we fucking met up with her parents too. I've explained it before
Starting point is 00:13:05 the craziest thing like her dad doesn't speak a word of English and her mom speaks perfect English but they're both Puerto Rican and we met up with them the fucking store earlier cause they like just rely on her to do everything
Starting point is 00:13:20 and like she told me that cause they live right next to her but she's got like six brothers and sisters and she's a twin. So pee test feel good? No they don't. Did you hear about the air traffic control group trying to get
Starting point is 00:13:37 black people to cheat on their test? No I did not. Call that a motherfucking hookup, though. You stopped wearing that yellow outfit? I've been going for a while. Nigga, I had a yellow outfit? What?
Starting point is 00:14:03 What yellow outfit? I never had a yellow outfit those people should speak English that island has been America for hundreds of years lazy Rika I know I I think Tony Hitchcliffe was right by the way how old are her parents I don't know 50 something 60 something I think maybe like 60 you gotta remember Puerto Rican chick is younger than me she's uh
Starting point is 00:14:42 two years younger than me she's 38 I think they can vote I think they can vote pretty sure the Puerto Ricans I'm pretty sure they have every right as every other American red well I'm wearing red now every other American. Red? Well, I'm wearing red now, so.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh, by the way, don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. But, yeah, so, met her parents, downtown, downtown, boom, back to her house, watched TV and fucked all day. Des was babbling to me on the phone. She sent me money for a lift to court tomorrow, although I'm not going because I don't got court. That's the last thing I heard so Fuck it The dopey video then did the shop video about shops wife. What is she fucking using her kids to
Starting point is 00:15:59 Do a self-made commercials how much money could they possibly be getting paid for that? Or is it a thing where they're not getting any money in, like she's just shooting it and submitting it, trying to help she gets picked up for it? There's no vote in Puerto Rico? Well, yeah, that's what I meant. If they go to another state, they get the vote. I think someone should put an end to that law.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I don't like the Puerto Rican's having rights. But yeah, then I did a video about Chin basically admitting he gets paid nothing how's he gonna move to Texas shop doesn't pay him enough to get a place and he's gonna his brother's gonna take care of him what is he fucking Chin Kumia
Starting point is 00:16:58 brother Joe Chin Kumia gonna live off his brother this is from the black conservative Kumia and live off his brother? This is from the Black Conservative Perspective channel. DI activists busted helping non-white air traffic controller. She untests. Puerto Rico
Starting point is 00:17:18 governor looks like the best you fit. Gorlock, what? Oh my god god I am fucking exhausted I don't know it's only 10 o'clock I didn't even take a nap today I was about to fall asleep on it
Starting point is 00:17:35 cause her bed is so nice it's got like that pillow top thing and it's nice and high off the ground cause like you know when I hit it from the back, I like to stand. But I was about to fall asleep and I was like,
Starting point is 00:17:50 yo, I'm not trying to nap and stay up all night. Let's fuck again. So we fucked, but... I don't know why I'm so tired now. But... And I drank, like, three cups of coffee today, which reminds me, But... And I drank like three cups of coffee today. Which reminds me, I gotta go get myself creamer.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I got coffee and sugar. I'm gonna have to do that tomorrow morning. Oh, it's so annoying having to go do stuff. Do you people realize I'm just used to waking up and playing Xbox? I look tired? Yeah. We had dinner here. What was it?
Starting point is 00:18:45 It's not roast beef, but it's like a roast, that very soft meat with rice and veggies. Des did all the stuff. The bags under my eyes, yeah. By the way, you know what a thing? I do got a cop, and I fucking hate the fact that I got a cop it, but I do have to go get it.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I'm just waiting to the 21st. But the thing is, I don't even got to go to the specific doctor to do it. I got to get myself fucking reading glasses. I'm old. fucking like reading glasses my up close vision is completely shot like I got a squint and shit I used to have perfect vision I never used to have to do that shit now I gotta go get reading glasses like a fucking queeb, like a quay. Well, thank you, Andy Violin. Am I going?
Starting point is 00:19:52 No, tomorrow's court is criminal court. But my lawyer told me I don't have to go. Like two weeks ago, he told me that. Like he said he's just gonna go. And then I called him just in case today but he never got back to me I would assume if it was like oh no you do gonna go he would have got back to me so I ain't going nowhere dad says she's going she's at her lawyer and say shit to her. Prime rib? I don't think it was that good. Would I be up
Starting point is 00:20:30 to doing a late night stream? How late is late night? That depends how late late night is. Actually, you know what? He's doing it Friday? Friday?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Shit. Hmm. Hmm. Do you think he could do it Saturday? Because I might swing. I've been here more than 30 days, so I get to come back at 10 now. And I get overnights. You get two a month. I think it costs $25 to do an overnight.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Why? I don't know. And they piss test you the second you get back. Although I heard the $25 thing. I haven't asked the guy straight up. But you got to put in a request to do it. But I probably could do it if I just... Because I'm probably going to do an overnight at Puerto Rican Chick's house, so... Those Italians are the bleeps of the whites?
Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah, they are. But yeah, so... but yeah so I might be able to swing it if he does it like Saturday night and I just do it from the Puerto Rican chick's house cause hell that's where I did the Kumia show stream in her spare bedroom
Starting point is 00:22:01 I fucking streamed there, then I walked back here. I want to pick Saturday night because we got piss test on Saturday night, so I'd like to miss that. Because they're going to piss test you the second you walk in here the next day anyway from the overnight. So, it'd make no sense to like do Friday night and then get piss tested the second
Starting point is 00:22:32 you come back on Friday, then another piss test on Saturday, I mean on Saturday, then another piss test Saturday night. That's why I'd rather take my overnight on a Saturday night. No, no. No reggaeton. No rigatoni. No rigatoni. No sausage and peppers. No tacos.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I'm not going to become a rigatoni, no sausage and peppers, no tacos. I'm not going to become a rigatoni fan. Donnie is looking to get the gang back together. Who was the dude looking for fucking Emily? Thank you for the $10. Going through the system sucks. Just don't admit shit online. Okay. I forgot I had text to speech on.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah, I do. Was it Chester? Yeah, I just talked to Emily today. She still has a channel and she said she's going to be coming back and shit. Was it Chester? Yeah, I just talked to Emily today. She still has a channel and she said she's gonna be coming back and shit. She's still dropping Opie videos. I guess she found Opie's fucking Reddit account or some shit, so...
Starting point is 00:24:08 Boomer? That shit loud for headphone users? Hell, everyone practically here heard that shit. Good. I thought you promised you were going to go out to Shuley and get you cash. I promise you. Oh, I will. It's just I'm exhausted today.
Starting point is 00:24:42 My bed's right here. Don't you see that? My bed's right here. Don't you see that my bed's right there? And I'm fucking trying my hardest not to just zestfully clean onto that motherfucker right now. Time, bring back all the old chat thoughts. Where's Linda Miller, for Christ's sake? She's gonna have to go on Twitter to find her.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Kyle, did you try to ask Opie about doing a live stream during a sick... Opie has my channels blocked. He has both of my YouTube channels blocked. But I watched on Facebook. I don't think he has me blocked on Facebook. So maybe I can try and chat during Facebook. But I was doing other shit too. I was brushing my teeth.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And you got to remember. Everything here is shared. So. Like I can't do anything. If dude over here is sleeping. And the bathrooms's always packed. If Shulie was talking shit about my mother, I'll give him a medal. No.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Are you saying you want to just lay down and be depressed or what? No, why would I be depressed, nigga? I'm exhausted from fucking a Puerto Rican all goddamn day. Don't you people understand? Don't you understand that these Puerto Rican women just want to fuck all day long? She once again spent half the day just walking around naked at her party.
Starting point is 00:26:26 She got some great tits though, but yeah, just walked around naked. It was like that episode of Seinfeld, like she just walked around naked, cooked naked, did shit naked. Kyle asked Andy Violetti has polio opiate. Oh, really? Any applications? I literally just got denied a job they emailed me and said no thank you she coughed naked and it ruined me yeah she just walked around our apartment naked
Starting point is 00:27:22 pretty dope Yeah, she just walked around her apartment naked. Pretty dope. Why don't I go work at Amazon? My buddy Phil works there. I don't know. I get paid the 21st. About fucking... Yeah, so she was walking around all day and he gets out we just fucked a bunch out like i said that exhausted me oh trust me i've been trying to get that kind of job, Hunter. And I had one.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I probably could have got this one in Cranston, but I run into that problem of, because I've done that before, but it's nighttime hours. How would I ever get back? The buses don't run that late. So, like, I'd get out of work at fucking 1 o'clock in the morning, then just be stuck in Cranston. Yes, your buddy, Phil Glass? Hell, a guy here,
Starting point is 00:28:44 I think he fucking... Because I couldn't even show up to the interview or that once i learned the hours and a guy here like a week later was like i got an interview at the thing and i checked up with him i was like is it at this place in cranson he said yeah and he said i would have took the job but it's in cranson and i got no way he had no way of getting back i think out of all the guys who live here, I think only two of them actually have cars. So. And I think the two guys who have cars
Starting point is 00:29:14 have been here for like over two years. And they're allowed to just come and go as they want. I could work as a beaver. I'm not Canadian now. And they might put tariffs on it. Yeah. Get a bicycle.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Now, there is a bike rack out here with like no bullshit, like eight bikes on it, right? I think we're allowed to just use those bikes but they're all like bikes from the 70s and shit like it's what but I haven't asked about shit like I like asking about shit like that is weird to me like I told you I was here for two weeks before I even realized they give us dinner every night except for the weekends. Yeah, I do think those two
Starting point is 00:30:09 guys with the cars pay rent. Because like I'm here for three months free and then the next three months after that, I got to pay 30 bucks a week. Then the next three months, 50 bucks a week. Then the next three months, 70 bucks a week. Then my grant's over. And I think you get to stay, but then I think you got to pay $180 a week. But I think when you start paying $180 a week, it's come as you go.
Starting point is 00:30:45 And I don't think you get... Well, yeah, you do get piss tested still, but I think it's come as you go and want and shit. And I think then you get to have a TV in your room and shit like that. And you get your own room because there's people who live on the third floor, but we're not allowed on the third floor. Like, we're not allowed to go to the third floor. We're not allowed to use the third floor bathroom.
Starting point is 00:31:10 And I think that's where, like, they all live. She was just bitching at her brother earlier about doing some landscaping work, by the way. You in the chat will pay to rent. Don't worry. Continue this path. Well, I planned on it. No, you can't have a girlfriend over. That's why I like, I can't believe I met the Puerto Rican chick who
Starting point is 00:31:44 literally, I can see, I showed you her thing, she lives right there. No, you can't have anyone over. Hell, I got in trouble from when I first met the Puerto Rican girl, talking to her over the fence. Like, I got yelled at for that, so I was like, I had to tell her, yo, we can't talk over the fence in i got yelled at for that so i was like i had to tell her yeah we can't talk over the fence in our backyards anymore so i'm just gonna go to your place what if you are paying rent well after the first three months here i gotta but i think that that's like the point of this place because I first heard about it from my cellmate and he was like, because he gets that. I think most of the guys here get like SSI.
Starting point is 00:32:30 So like the point of the place is like the first three months are free and that's a chance for you to save up money. And even when you're going to pay rent, it's still relatively cheap. I mean, after that, the next three months is 30 bucks a week. So what's that? 120 bucks a month. So like the second I would get a YouTube paycheck, I immediately just take 120. And then the next three months after that, wouldn't jump up to 200 bucks a month. So just boom, do that. Like right when you get paid, just throw them it and be like, there. I'll say everything I want online.
Starting point is 00:33:15 No, she doesn't get welfare. Your tax dollars at work, you're damn right. Dude, her building is wild. Like, because now I get to stay out until like 10. So tonight was the first night I ever actually went. Like, I've been out past 9 o'clock. And like, that's when the security guard at our building clocks in. There's a security guard there. I was like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:33:58 This is the party building, huh? I ain't doing no whippets I'm making my room smell good she's Puerto Rican she can't get corralled by ice and and here's the crazy thing too because i asked her i was like hey you ever been to puerto rico she was like no like you ever even been on a plane she was like no like damn she's a puerto rican chick who's never been to Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Although around here you don't really because you walk five minutes up the street literally every sign is in Spanish. on a pee test a guy like showed up late so i was standing in line that's another reason why i'm tired i was standing in line at 8 20 because i was like all right let me stand in line early get this done boom be out go chill at her place until 10. Guy didn't show up until like 8.50. We didn't get the test done until like 9. You can hear the trash can drum music. Oh, they're watching a movie in the day room right next to me remember here you can't turn on the TV until 5 o'clock at night and like they don't give us internet here so like the phone is a must but like they got tvs in the
Starting point is 00:36:10 day room that get netflix and hulu and all that shit so like there is internet they just don't let us have it it's like you motherfuckers Puerto Ricans loved Schaefer Beer it was very commercial watching WWF on UHF 47
Starting point is 00:36:38 arrr watching what in the hizzy wit and what now but yeah that was my day today I got three fucking videos done today though. Oh boy, did the opster flip out. Oh boy. The opster, this is how bad you know it's for Opie. He's contradicting himself.
Starting point is 00:37:15 First his radio's dead. But now it's not dead. Why does Opie look oriental? He's turning into Scott Shannon. Can I walk? I can't show you anybody. I've taken the camera outside to smoke before, though.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I've done that a couple of times. I've given a tour. It's nothing that great, to be honest with you. I can't tonight, though, because it was pee test night, which means everybody had to come back. Hope he's going to lose it.
Starting point is 00:38:08 That chat was relentless with the crazy... Yeah, nigga, they were like, damn, go hang yourself and shit. You and I was like, god damn. And like, Opie's chat legitimately hates him. Oh, shit, I'm tired. Exhausted. Well, thank you, JV.
Starting point is 00:38:57 All right, I think I'm about to call it and just go to fucking bed. I'm fucking exhausted. I am so tired. You know what? Hold on. Before I do that, know what hold on before I do that though Don't forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description 또치의 방향을 찾았다 Thank you. 하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하하 Nå er det en av de fleste stående stående i fjellet. Okay. You know, it feels, you know, it's a house. You know what I'm saying? My jacket.
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Starting point is 00:46:52 even if you I I did you couldn't keep it here duh that would be stupid but yeah tomorrow I gotta get quarters and do laundry I already got the detergent look at it.
Starting point is 00:47:25 It's tied. Oh, argued with fucking Dez all day. Had criminal court today. Then I find out Brendan Schaub is trying to take me to the Supreme Court. Like, what is going on? I don't know, some legendary shit happening. Oh yeah, Pearl Bitch. I'm not gonna come oh I think the 17th for probation my god in evolution well what's good how was your Thursday I did a meeting found out what happened at criminal court today. Today was my criminal court day.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Me and Des. Damn. Fucking found out what happened with that. Talked to the ghost lawyer. I'm telling you, it's not podcast cringe. It's not him. It can't be him. What's up, Andy Ryland?
Starting point is 00:49:09 It can't be him. He doesn't have a wallaby or a kangaroo. He doesn't say shrimp on the barbie or something like that. He's never said, that ain't a lawsuit. This is a lawsuit, mate. But that, Kumi attached Bill burr on his show today but yeah a lot of court shit happening today which is crazy uh goddamn criminal court and then when the ghost lawyer hit me and told me
Starting point is 00:49:42 yeah he's when he loses the appeal, he's definitely going to bring this to the Supreme Court, I was just like, damn. Why? But we'll defeat him there, too. I've taken on the monster lawyers and the friends in dark places. Who were the friends in dark places?
Starting point is 00:50:05 I still never got who that was. He meant Rogan, didn't he? I think he just meant Rogan. I think that's pretty much the only friend in a dark place he has. Unless you consider D'Elia being in a very dark place and Callan, but Tim Kennedy.
Starting point is 00:50:28 No jail time? You good in criminal court? Oh, so in criminal court, right? So, me and Des are charged. We're like child neglecters, right? Yeah, I got enough sleep.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Yo, I fucking knocked out last night. Like I told you, I hit that bed like that commercial is zestfully clean. I hit that bed and knocked the fuck out. When will we see the video
Starting point is 00:51:02 of his car accident hero story? He told that a bunch of times and then the dead chick's aunt said that he said he was going to help with shit and just never going to contact with her again no the court didn't demand that i go sober hell i gotta see my uh fucking probation officer on the 17th, but I wasn't arrested for drugs or drinking or anything. That's just, like, a personal thing. Like, even before I got here, like,
Starting point is 00:51:36 I was out for, like, five days before I even came here, and I still didn't touch anything. But, so, I had criminal court today right with Des now my lawyer had told me weeks ago not to show up he'll handle it but Des was just gonna show up but then she called me this morning it was like my lawyer called me and told me not to show up so then we heard nothing by the way she's not giving me the laptop back that's just not gonna happen sucks but it's not gonna happen but anyway so friggin I get
Starting point is 00:52:18 the call from my lawyer who sounded pissed as fuck I don't think at me but I called her just like I was like yeah i'm kyle swindell what happened with the thing you're like hold on so then he tells me oh your next court date is august 1st and i'm like wait august 1st it's wait it's march so April, May June, July four months from now what the hell happened today? nothing happened today
Starting point is 00:52:54 nothing, nothing they're still trying to gather evidence and see if they're gonna charge his, which is so fucked up by the way now and see if they're going to charge his. Which is so fucked up, by the way. No, Rogan's not going to back him. But which is so fucked up,
Starting point is 00:53:13 because it's on mine and Dez's record that we're charged with new felonies. But technically, we haven't been charged yet. And Dez thinks we're not going to be charged. But it still shows up on your record if you look it up. But now I got to wait till August 1st. Which also sucks. Because now I still got quote unquote pending charges in a court date. So like let's say two months from now, I just wanted to leave the state.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I can't. So like, what the fuck? Either charge me or don't charge me. Don't tell me to come back on August 1st. Oh, so annoying and stupid. But that was criminal court so August 1st and then I don't even think I gotta show up for that court date either you never liked Des you're only nice because of me
Starting point is 00:54:16 she sold it for jack in the box gift cards we don't have jack in the boxes on the east coast why can't she mail you a box gift cards. We don't have Jack in the boxes on the East Coast. Why can't she mail you? No, it has nothing to do with mailing it. She's just not going to give it up. It's just not going to happen. Just not going to happen. just not gonna happen
Starting point is 00:54:45 but so criminal court yeah so August 1st the next update ugh that's stupid so dumb
Starting point is 00:55:02 they got no fucking case, by the way. Well, over the court shit, me and her are charged. Me and Des. Yes, I've come to terms with it. I'm just going to have to wait. I'm going to have to try and make as much money as possible this month. Because I finally got the full month.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Because I got out of jail February 6th. And I didn't get a phone until like February 12th. And February was a short month. So when I get paid this month on the 21st, it's not going to be enough to buy any of that shit. But I got to make as much money in March so when I get paid on April 21st, I can just get a new laptop.
Starting point is 00:55:50 They might use what in court? My innocence? So that's just going to have to happen around April 21st. Me getting a new laptop and shit. Yes, I need a vacation.
Starting point is 00:56:09 I should be like Opie and get a staycation. What the hell does Opie need a staycation for? I think it does nothing. Dude, the butt naked thing i did i did a joe budden video on the other channel my second channel unique entertainment like what was that like two weeks ago with him and fucking um queens flip fighting in the it was either joe's house or in the studio there so I did a Joe button video like two weeks ago on the unique entertainment channel yeah I'm gonna still cover Joe button oh yeah that's just funny as fuck and 50 cent
Starting point is 00:56:55 fucking sending all those pictures the naked Joe why the fuck was Joe walking around? I'm not buying this sleepwalking naked shit. And I love how just everyone around Joe is just like, not acting like it's not the weirdest fucking thing anyone's ever seen or heard. And like, what, the other people who work there sued him? Like, I would have so have on their side like this nigga walked around naked like I don't care it's one thing to have
Starting point is 00:57:30 a sleep disorder thing a sleep disorder where you sleepwalk I ain't never heard of a nigga sleepwalking naked and isn't that like his studio and not even like his house or maybe it's both maybe he rents an apartment there
Starting point is 00:57:45 and just uses it as a studio. I'm thinking that's what's happening, but... He's a resident freaky nigga. I don't know. Something tells me... There's something off with that nigga Joe Budden with the jerking off dogs thing and fucking...
Starting point is 00:58:07 That nigga's a weirdo. But it's funny, and at least he talked about it, so... You hope Dez... Shit. Well, that was one of my points to Dez that I said to her. I said,
Starting point is 00:58:22 you don't use the laptop. You have never used a laptop. You, you don't use the laptop. You have never used a laptop. You are never going to use the laptop. There is no conceivable reason for you to keep that laptop and not give it to me. And I just got no answer back. And just, no, she's not going to give it back. Oh, trust me, half the fucking thing was about the Xbox and the laptop. yeah algorithm you just got banned i just banned you instantly because i have that power
Starting point is 00:59:13 by the way don't forget forget to hit that stream labs donation link in the description if you donate at least 20 bucks through the stream labs link in the description you become an instant moderator and you have power i give you the power instantly like i just ban that asshole instantly you can ban whoever you want she said 100 how else did she get all those bottles of booze? She sold it? Well, no, she just got her tax return, which was another bone of contention. I was like... Because her excuse for not giving the Xbox was, well, how am I going to watch TV?
Starting point is 00:59:55 Like, just get a smart TV? Well, I got to get a new Xbox. All right, you got 10 grand. Go buy one. Kyle is in his own world, keeping away from life because monetization capabilities any puerto rican updates uh i was just at her house fucked her then i made videos at her house today. Showed her our house.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Made videos and fucked her. Yeah, she got 10 grand in her taxes. We have four kids. No, the Xbox doesn't even take discs. It's the Xbox One Series S. I do go to AA. I went to a meeting today from 10 to 11. I got a meeting tomorrow, 10 to 11.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I got to figure out if I'm going to do my usual Sunday morning walk to that meeting or if I should just go to the Saturday night meeting. I don't know which one I'm going to do. Time to order the Rican to procure you a gaming laptop.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Chop chop, Chica. Well, she pays for her house and her parents' house. And I feel weird asking for something like that since, you know, she lets me chill at her crib, eat all her food, and fuck her all day. I don't know. She did say on the first, though,
Starting point is 01:01:39 she's going to give me money. I keep saying, no, you don't have to give me anything. She's like, no, I want to give you some money in the first. Not that much, though. I mean, she doesn't have that much after I kick out her pesos and get to what real American money she has left God knows how much that could actually be if Des doesn't have custody of her kids that money should be held by the state and feds and and let's just say she's still getting
Starting point is 01:02:30 I'm not going to say that but that's what you think but yeah so just chill with Puerto Rican chick all day on the phone with Des next to Puerto Rican chick all day. On the phone with Des next to Puerto Rican chick all day.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Which was hilarious. Because Puerto Rican chick would be like side running her mouth it's hilarious though to me but so I talked to the ghost lawyer today and he says the supreme court thing fucking what about welfare Supreme Court thing? Fucking ugh. What about welfare? He says the Supreme Court thing
Starting point is 01:03:32 job is definitely when he loses the appeal gonna try and bring this to the Supreme Court. He says they're probably gonna deny it. But how long's that gonna take then? Nothing like the smell of a brand new laptop. I know.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Does Des get winded walking up a flight of steps? Let's just say she'll try to avoid going up and down steps as much as possible. Did you screw Des when you got out of jail even with the no contact order? That's classified. That's classified, sir. But... classified, sir. But Hey, I had fucking two and a half months of jail come I had to dump out. And I didn't meet Puerto Rican or white girl yet.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Fucking white girl hit me up today and I was like, oh my god, it's gonna cost me 30 bucks a day. Because her car is fucked. So it's gonna cost her 30 bucks a day because her car is fucked. So it's going to cost her 30 bucks a day to get her daughter to fucking daycare and for her to get to work. Des showed off her yoga pants size.
Starting point is 01:04:58 It was medium. When the fuck did this happen? Des is Lululemons? Is she? Who the fuck is that? I didn't know who that is. But yeah, so talk to Ghost Lawyer.
Starting point is 01:05:19 He said that shop's definitely going to try and bring that to the Supreme Court. How long is that going to take? I know they're not going to the Supreme Court. How long's that gonna take? I know they're not gonna take the case. Although, who the fuck knows? They might take it just as get this easy shit out the way. I doubt that, though.
Starting point is 01:05:36 But if this shit goes to the Supreme Court and it's Dick Boy versus Swindells, dude, how gay is that going to be? You're going to court over these videos and you only have 17 people in this live stream right now. I know, right?
Starting point is 01:06:00 Ghost lawyer has to be bop his own lawyer. That is one of the theories. The Supreme Court would have entertained it. ghost lawyer has to be bop his own lawyer that is one of the theories the supreme court would entertain it I hope not but I know they're not going to entertain it but how long does that take for them to say fuck off stupid and don't waste our time
Starting point is 01:06:20 they're great though yeah that's what I strive for they'd be a lot better if I had a laptop but I don't do you know the hell it is to make a video in the live stream on a phone and this ain't even like an iPhone or anything. Or like the new Android or Galaxy. That's right, Chester. They should all be ashamed. Emily will be here soon, Chester.
Starting point is 01:06:56 At least that was according to her. But, I mean mean come on Brendan Schaub dumps Thick Boy the name but he's still carrying on with the case in Thick Boy vs Swindells and I must say at least they used my name in it
Starting point is 01:07:18 but still my name is forever going to be associated with fucking Thick Boy the Supreme Court has a schedule My name is forever going to be associated with fucking sick boy. The Supreme Court has a schedule to throw shit out relatively quick. The real problem is it takes forever to get there. That's the one I'm worrying about. I should have recorded the deposition.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Well, technically the deposition is recorded. I didn't record it, but every deposition is recorded now here's the thing I'm allowed to get well now you you do know that I do have all the transcripts from the deposition I have all the transcripts remember I read some of them that whole jew part on stream so i got all the paperwork for it but do i get access to the video and is that when the case is officially done done because there is a deposition video all six hours of it. So I. Or did they send it to me? Because they sent me a bunch of discs.
Starting point is 01:08:40 But I just assumed the discs were the videos of the evidence. That video. Oh yeah, it's me. In an Echo hoodie. That video. Oh yeah, it's me in an Echo hoodie by myself sitting at a big fucking conference table in downtown Providence in a law office talking to a screen
Starting point is 01:08:57 with a bunch of LA motherfuckers on Zoom. That's the six hours of that so but I do got all the paperwork transcripts of it when I read the Jew part when Brendan Schaub's lawyer was like, Mr. Swindells,
Starting point is 01:09:29 during your live stream, you said the Jews run this or that. And I was like, dude, I was joking. It's like, that had nothing to do with anything. And even the judge, when the dude tried bringing it up later, was like, dude, that has nothing to do with anything obviously he was joking
Starting point is 01:09:47 but I know the visual would be hilarious though you know who had a nice rack Mia Coppa did she man wasn't she like 20 pounds
Starting point is 01:10:14 double C's I regret but wasn't me a copa skinny as fuck the fuck was that? This room's making all sorts of weird noises. But yeah, fucking mad court shit had to do. August 1st for the next criminal court date. Then I got family court again May 6th. You got to see the probation officer March 17th. Oh, she had nice udders. How horny are you right now?
Starting point is 01:10:59 Why aren't yous all have a porter you can shake yous can bang? I mean, this's the scene man so that's a bring court thing happens holy shit you found Emily's voice to be soothing so Kumi a fucking went off on Bill Burr today I put that clip up
Starting point is 01:11:38 he went off on Opie and Brendan and shit too but I didn't feel like that was too good to clip out. Plus I was still babbling with fucking Des during that. No, Puerto Rican chick does not
Starting point is 01:11:55 have a job. Bill Burr is an outrage. White woman dude, am I right? I'll say this, though. The funny thing Kool-Aid does that no one else has the balls to do when they go after Bill Burr, he goes right for his wife.
Starting point is 01:12:22 He goes right for Nia Burr. That was the legendary line that Bill gave him right before he had Club Soda Kenny kick out Kumi. He was like, dude, why you talking to me when you trashed my wife? Kumi would be getting in trouble in that comedy cellar. Remember the first one fucking was
Starting point is 01:12:49 fucking John Stewart remember when Kumi almost got into a fight with John Stewart which I gotta defend Kumi in that cause John Stewart just came at Keyaay out of nowhere like, you heard you were trashing me. That's like, did he? Like it wasn't a legendary or even memorable track,
Starting point is 01:13:13 probably just said Jon Stewart that liberal cunt or something, but... But then he gets kicked out of the Comedy Cellar by Club Soda Kenny because Bill Burr had him removed. Damn! seller by Club Soda Kenny because Bill Burr had him removed. Damn. And Bill didn't put him in the Patrice O'Neal dock. They chest bumped each other in the club. Yeah, Burr has swollen ankles. Damn.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Yeah, I saw Bill wear a sneaker shopping on Complex. He shouted out the Luigi guy. Fucking. Yeah, Bill is doing a press thing because he's in a play. Which is crazy because I love Bill Burr but
Starting point is 01:14:14 you know it's a very unfortunate thing Hidden Figures you should swim back to Ireland it's a very unfortunate thing Hidden figures. He just went back to Ireland. It's a very unfortunate thing, what's going to happen with Bill Burr. He's still going to die in a helicopter crash.
Starting point is 01:14:36 And it's like, of course, fucking 50-year-old white guy with money has to get into some fucking extreme shit. The motherfucker's flying helicopters. He's so gonna Kobe himself. That motherfucker is gonna die in a goddamn fucking helicopter crash.
Starting point is 01:14:56 All because he's gotta be white and in his 50s and he needs a new adventure and he's gotta conquer something. He's in Glen Gary, Glen Ross. You're high on sativa vapor? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:19 But yeah, so, I mean, like, what's with the helicopter shit? That shit's annoying without Ravenite. Club Soda Kenny, 6'3", Komi has 5'7". Said that Komi gave him a nice job at ONA in a disrespect to his old boss. Is Nia going to be insufferable to, like, Kobe's Mexican wife? I know, Ravenite.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a coon's age. But yeah, fucking bird's gonna die in a goddamn helicopter crash. Does anyone else not see this happening? Who picks up getting into flying helicopters in their 50s?
Starting point is 01:15:59 What's next? You're gonna go skydiving next? The fuck is it? You're in the VA hospital. Hopefully you're better. Not the ECW raven in his flock. Or is that WCW? Kyle, I missed it, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:39 You and Brendan Job already appealed a case to a higher court or something? No, I was talking to Ghost Lawyer today, and I was like, when's this appeal going to be over? He gave me sort of a timeline, but he said the second the appeal ends, he's going to try and bring it to the Supreme Court. But then he told me they're going to deny it. And then I was like, well, how long is that going to take? He just said, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:59 But he said Shop is going to try and bring it to the Supreme Court when he loses the appeal. Now, would that go to my state Supreme Court or the actual Supreme Court? Because it is a federal lawsuit. Ari's going to joke about it when the helicopter crashes. I remember Ari was pissed at me because
Starting point is 01:17:26 I didn't defend him during that Kobe thing only for one reason and one reason only. Because Ari's whole thing was like, I just told a joke. And the problem is, you didn't tell a joke. You made a statement. So if you told a joke, I would defend the joke. But you just said, I'm happy Kobe Bryant
Starting point is 01:17:46 is dead which is you could be that way but I can't defend you for telling a joke if that's not a joke like he man I have the power mod me up, homie. And now you are a moderator, Sheffy. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:18:22 The preferred way is Streamlabs, but you did it through Super Chat. That's fine. The preferred way is the Streamlabs but you did it through Super Chat. That's fine. The preferred way is the Streamlabs. Link in the description, you motherfucker. But I mod you anyway. You've always been dope with the donations. It was like Prison Food Chester. Oh, what?
Starting point is 01:18:41 In the VA hospital? I would have killed for hospital food in jail. God damn it. Jail food was abominable. Abominable. The best thing in prison was the goddamn oranges. That was it. No meal was good.
Starting point is 01:19:03 I think it was because I was in intake too. And like you can't even order like the rice and shit and the oodles and noodles or the chili in there in the intake. It was terrible. In intake all you can order is like,
Starting point is 01:19:27 just snacks and shit, I mean, some, you can, well, you can order wraps and like, tuna, and shit, you can do that, which was a new thing,
Starting point is 01:19:40 like, didn't have that, when I got locked up 15 years ago, but, now it's just all about fucking the snacks and intake. Oh, it's so terrible. Prison food is so garbage. But you gotta eat it, though. That's the fucked up thing, too, because they feed you at fucked up times.
Starting point is 01:20:05 You eat at 8 in the morning then 1 o'clock in the afternoon then like 3 30 to 4 and then you don't eat again from 4 o'clock at night to 8 o'clock in the morning it's so weird oh hold on my friggin chat stopped I could see you now Raven should come back on panel and talk about WWF attitude era. I see Maven is revealing the WWE business. Maven blew up because he hooked up with an actual YouTuber
Starting point is 01:20:53 who helped him with his channel. The fucking... Yeah. the fucking yeah so yeah prison food was so terrible and i couldn't even order that much shit like i said i did that whole time in prison with a hundred bucks and and i only spent 40 of it. And most of that shit was just hygiene shit. Like boxers and toothpaste. And like deodorant. Shampoo. I was trying not to get too fat. Last time I was in prison, I gained a lot of weight hey you being a brother
Starting point is 01:21:49 what's your take on the track star turn beat a bitch at the bat case ah when they were running in that race and she hit the bitch with the baton that shit was hilarious and then she cried afterwards and was like nobody knows the mental health
Starting point is 01:22:11 problem like you hit a bitch with a baton nigga what are you talking about the supreme court thing I talked to the ghost lawyer and he said Schaub is going to try and take this to the Supreme Court when he loses the appeal. She cocked up
Starting point is 01:22:35 that shit, hidden nigga. Like, Galooly and Nancy Kerrigan, yeah. Thank you, Joseph. Thank you for the $4.99. Shab is a boob. Yes, he is. You thought I was Dominican?
Starting point is 01:23:04 I'm Cape Verdean I ain't no goddamn Dominican I'm a volcano nigga Deal with it I am a volcano negro The donation link is in the description I might be able to put it in the chat hold on right now i can't yeah i can't it's in the description it's the stream labs slash sains entertainment 2 too.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Two words I never thought of I'd put together. Nobody knows the treble I've seen. Nobody knows. Yeah, just hit the description on the video. It'll pop up there. Kyle's a mushroom cloud laying MFF? Yo, I am a volcano nigga
Starting point is 01:24:08 you gots to deal with it we're in West Africa group of islands volcanoes it's what we are man gotta deal with it I'll hit you with fucking lava
Starting point is 01:24:23 like I was doing a Kamehameha wave or some shit. I'm so annoyed that they pushed that fucking criminal thing to August 1st. Like either charge me or don't charge me. Don't have this shit looming over my head for four months now. And you technically haven't charged me, but it's on my record that I'm being charged. Even Des was like, because she has a job,
Starting point is 01:24:56 but she wants to get a new job. She was like, I can't get a new job because this shit's on my record. 3% African DNA. I give you the N-word pass. You think Des' mom has got it going on? They're charging me and Des with child neglect. Which they're going to lose, by the way. They're charging us with that because
Starting point is 01:25:31 my son Dante's autistic and he banged some holes in the wall and shit. Does the Porco's taco taste like coconut coconut or tahini clisico? Via condos, Des Does you filthy animal? It does taste a little like coconut, but like an almond joy, coconut. Her mom does only do black guys, yeah so that's what we're quote unquote being charged with death thinks they're not even going to actually charge us which is probably the most
Starting point is 01:26:15 likely thing because it's a dcf thing but it's still like don't have that hanging over my head, because, like I said, what if I want to dip out of this state, like, I can't, like, I'm on probation for a year, but you can just get that moved, yeah, the kids are taken away, although she's about to get them back, I think, I mean, the girls have started doing visits at the apartment with Des, so. Although, I wonder if it's gonna work differently now that fucking, they pushed that to August 1st. No, it wasn't one of the shop guys that reported us. Des pissed off one of the ABA workers
Starting point is 01:26:59 and hit me up and was like, I think I pissed off, I cussed out an ABA worker so they might call DCF and then oof, fucking DCF showed up with the cops and arrested me. Yesterday in Opie's chat, one of the comments said Opie's going to our Bud Dwyer.
Starting point is 01:27:18 So it would be Opie's biggest stream if he did. ABA. They work with autistic kids. So, like, they come in the house every day. Like, after our kids got off school, the ABA workers would come.
Starting point is 01:27:51 Which goes, like, another reason why I... It's Raven. I'm pretty sure Raven's already a moderator. If he's not, I'll make him one. But thank you for the $20. Through the Streamlabs link, the preferred way. You're awesome. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Trying to collect money to the government. Holy shit, for real. Was there anything leading up to them charging you for that? Just for the house and the wall? No. But, like, we're gonna... The reason why they're taking so long in this bullshit is we had ABA workers in the house
Starting point is 01:28:27 all day every day. Meaning, if it was such a fucking problem the government workers in our house every day would have said something. And I even brought that up in family court because they used to bring me to family court when I was in jail in fucking, not only handcuffsuffs but like leg shackles and shit and like I was Hannibal fucking Lector so they would bring me in leg shackles but one of the first things I brought up in court when they were first talking about charging us I was like wait wait and the DCF lady was like and dcf
Starting point is 01:29:07 has been called on them multiple times because my daughter cut her eye so dcf got called on us right and i my whole thing was wait so dcf has been called on us and there's aba workers in the house and not one of them ever said anything about the wall, but you're going to charge me with it now? So that shit made no sense. And they know it. But they get to take forever. You're blind and couldn't navigate the Streamlabs? I'm still... Dude, I was at Walgreens the other day,
Starting point is 01:29:43 and I walked past a reading glass little display and I was like, when I get paid on the 21st, I might have to cop a pair of these. My eyes, I turned 40 and I have to go like this and squint to see up close now. I look like Jackson Black was protesting at Trump Tower today and got arrested. Remember the Trump coat hanger?
Starting point is 01:30:15 Autistic Black Agency. I don't know what ABA stands for, but we had literally three ABA workers in the house. So, that's what, and so like I said, we had court for that today, but I didn't have to go, Des didn't have to go, and they said the next court date is August 1st, and they're still deciding whether or not to charge us, even though if you look at our records, it says we're charged. Such fucking retarded shit. Autistic Brown Alliance Apple's Behavior Analysis
Starting point is 01:31:10 yeah so that sucks hey the Puerto Rican just hit me up give us some insight on Mark Harley. Does he have gossip or not? I would assume so. He said he's going to drop it after his labor board thing. I mean, to be completely frank with you, though,
Starting point is 01:31:41 I mean, the nigga was just in a Super Bowl commercial. I don't know why he still gives a fuck, but... How did she upset the ABA worker? Oh! The ABA worker was complaining about my son Dante. They don't work with Dante, though. But they were
Starting point is 01:32:03 complaining that he was loud. And so they called Des to complain, and she said she flipped out on one of them. The Puerto Rican chick still hasn't quite grasped the concept of I'm making videos and streaming, so don't contact me during them. She still hasn't quite grasped that fact but it's hard to explain what you do to new people. And the last thing I heard, I don't know how true this is,
Starting point is 01:32:39 that they might move my son Dante out of state to New Hampshire. The last thing I heard. Because they took him and put him in his own special little thing in a hospital, a mental hospital. So they might move him. That's what I heard from Dez, though. So I didn't hear that from any official person.
Starting point is 01:33:01 And like I said, we got family court May 6th and if that's the case, I'll put a stop to that shit. So why were you locked up for four months without charges, and why are you still making videos instead of doing everything you can to get your kids back? I heard your background of your house. It was a train wreck.
Starting point is 01:33:20 I got locked up for technically breaking a no-contact order. DCF showed up with the cops, and they arrested me on a technicality thing that had nothing to do with the reason why DCF was there. What else did you say? The kids were allowed, but they have autism. I forgot what else she said. Or does the Puerto Rican chick get the money to pay rent food
Starting point is 01:33:49 and have a job? I don't know. Well, yeah. I'm clean now, though. So, they're racist? Perhaps. they're racist perhaps ah when the DCF lady showed up too she was some either Muslim or Indian bitch named Muhammad too
Starting point is 01:34:18 I was just biting my tongue not to make terrorist jokes the entire time. Well, thank you guys. It's all bullshit. But like I said, on that domestic thing, they got me on a technicality of breaking a no-contact order. Do I wish?
Starting point is 01:34:50 No, I don't wish I can go back to drinking. The reason why is, like I said, I was doing it every day and having physical problems. That's why it was so easy to, like, stop drinking. And like I said, I had already been, now I kept drinking every day, but I was even winding that down and just smoking more weed and shit because physically it was fucking me up. Like, I wasn't even drinking to get drunk anymore.
Starting point is 01:35:24 I was drinking to like just not feel like shit and then I would smoke weed. But then I would wake up, feel like shit all day and not like hungover fucking shit. Like I haven't had a hangover in fucking years. It was fucking, I'd wake up having weird back, middle of my back pain, liver, kidney pains, chest pains and shit. And it was all from the drinking. Because the second I stopped drinking, all that pain went away. How does their autism show itself?
Starting point is 01:35:57 Have you been told it makes them different? They don't communicate. They don't talk. Like, the only words my son Andre can say is chicken and pizza. No, I didn't shit blood. Those breaking a no-contact order are usually a trip to jail and out the next day by the judge to steer clear of her. Yeah, but you got to remember me and her uh they didn't just hit me
Starting point is 01:36:30 we're breaking a no contact order it's technically a bail violation too and me and her got charged with a new thing the thing i had court for today but although we're not technically charged with it yet, but they were able to like keep me in as long as they could because it wasn't just breaking a no contact order. It was also bail violation and a new felony charge. Although we still technically haven't been charged with the felony and we're going to go back to court August 1st to see if they're going to charge us with the new felony, even though it said so on our record. The fuck is that?
Starting point is 01:37:14 Is this a Canadian quarter? It's light. It's got like kind of quarter weight. The nickel's heavier. I should bring it to porn stars. Chumlee might give me a billion dollars for it. Who knows? She's seeing her black gentleman caller.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Ah, shit's so crazy. But yeah, like that's the most frustrating thing about that shit being pushed i can't move i'm stuck here and if i get arrested for anything it's right back to jail for three months because i'll be a bail violator i do not ask for loose change. I sell the movie Loose Change. I go Building 7. It was a conspiracy. I was a fighter. A pilot.
Starting point is 01:38:13 A Navy SEAL. A WWE superstar. Best I can do is two cents. That's my best offer. That's not in the cards, that's not in the cards, yeah, you shouldn't be a dad, that was a crazy answer to whether your kids, well, the kids are gonna go back, but they're gonna go back where her, I don't live where her, so, like, yeah, I want the kids back, but the fuck? I don't live there, so if we got the kids back, they wouldn't be back
Starting point is 01:38:47 with me anyway. I can't wait to see the kids. I already seen my oldest. I seen the girls through zoom calls and shit so thing is I'm just waiting to get paid on the 21st so I can just hop in a
Starting point is 01:39:18 fucking lift plus the court is forcing me to do drug tests but I got it set up because I get drug tested here three times a week. Because I was like, there's no way I'm getting drug tested here three times a week. Then I have to get my ass down to Providence
Starting point is 01:39:34 to get tested. That makes no sense. So they're just going to go by the results of my drug test here. But they still haven't sent the release to even do that. The whole thing is annoying with the Christ you miss your daughter well hopefully you see her but uh yeah I'm tired when you're sober you don't stay up that late i guess to go but i
Starting point is 01:40:09 will be back streaming on this channel again tomorrow I'll be right back. you

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