The Yewneek Pod - Bryan Callen leaving The Fighter and the Kid!!?!! Cumia keeps trashing The Opster! Schaub keeps stepping in it! Pimpin is easy??

Episode Date: March 2, 2025

Anthony Cumia continues his unmerciful destruction of Greg Opie Hughes. Bryan Callen drops hints he's is done with Bapa. Brendan Schaub is cooked?!?? Yewneek tries Puerto Rican "trim" and dabbles in m...ayo?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bruh Thank you. hope he doesn't have a funny bone in his body show us this is hope he knows radio who are those drunk losers he's always with now oh I'm gonna get into how much Opie stinks don't worry I just wasted
Starting point is 00:01:09 fucking time in my life watching his goddamn live stream when I'm gonna after that hack Shuley when he comes back
Starting point is 00:01:19 and actually does a show isn't he like suspended for a week or something or is that Kevin Brennan please no one actually does a show. Isn't he like suspended for a week or something? Or is that Kevin Brennan? Please, no one give this guy money. Please.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Why do you beg, sir? Yo, fucking, I did a bunch of walking. Ugh. Ugh, and I hung out with a bunch of Puerto Ricans. I was in a Puerto Rican house today, right? And
Starting point is 00:01:53 the mom spoke English, the dad didn't. It was hot as fuck. And I think I saw a machete. I'm just putting that out there, but he's live. I can't putting that out there. But he's lying. I can't stream Snipe on the phone. But
Starting point is 00:02:14 I did that and I walked to several dollar stores and I got a bunch of crap. I had to get this to eat. They give us dinner here. And I got Tupperware.
Starting point is 00:02:34 And then, uh, what the fuck else did I get? Where the fuck did I just put it? Oh, put it in the drawer. What am I doing? I got conditioner. Cocoa butter. I need it for my black skin. And mouthwash.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Scope. Am I what? To Gin Omar? Somebody on the Sam Roberts show watches your live stream because they were talking about buying MP3s in jail today. Oh, you don't buy MP3s in jail. They'll give you like a tablet and it's like a $20 a
Starting point is 00:03:26 month subscription but then you get everything you get radio and but then you get to download songs and podcasts but there's only like 10 podcasts and they suck this was CNN plus is like? No, not butt chug. I've gotten drunk, though. What's the thing, the funnel? I remember me and KP and some chicks at my grandma's house. He went to the top of the stairs. He went to the bottom.
Starting point is 00:03:56 He was just pouring them in the top. Got fucked up that night. Sam Roberts, he already does work for the WWE like I said Sam Roberts gets a lot of jobs because he's a rich kid who's willing to work for nothing he is a hard worker though
Starting point is 00:04:14 but the reality is he's willing to work for nothing that's why he gets so many jobs Michelle Trachtenberg needed you yeah she died do I miss drinking now? One of my pronouns. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:04:32 That's my pronoun. Awesome. But yo, we had the goddamn pee test today. I passed, but... Did Dez ring you up at the dollar store? No. Dez works at a dollar
Starting point is 00:04:51 store in a different city. Well, thank you, Byron Allen. I haven't bought a shirt in 30 years. I bought some pants today, but, like, they suck. It looks like I'm wearing bell bottoms. Do I still smoke?
Starting point is 00:05:12 I smoke cigarettes. Like I said, I got crowns. This is how hard I'm doing until March 21st. Because I don't get my YouTube money until then. I have to buy crowns. I buy them from the liquor store, though. I go in there my YouTube money until then. I have to buy crowns. I buy them from the liquor store though. I go in there, there's no problem. But crowns,
Starting point is 00:05:30 people. So hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. Help a nigga get a new port. Show us where I go. I go to the bathroom in the bathroom, dude. I'm not douchey enough to vape yet. Well, and I think they're getting rid of, what, the flavored vapes?
Starting point is 00:05:52 So, do you like Chad Zumach? He's going live in seven minutes. Ray DeVito got me too. Deep dive. Would I ever go to Dez's dollar store I think she's out with like an injury or something
Starting point is 00:06:07 so I don't even think she's there I wouldn't to be honest with you I couldn't even tell you what dollar store does work that I had never been there
Starting point is 00:06:16 so but yeah I like Chad Zumach Chad's crazy that was so But yeah, I like Chad Zumach. Shit's crazy though. So, I'm watching Opie's live stream from GetParts. First of all, how you live stream from a bar and talk to the most boring people who give you content is beyond me.
Starting point is 00:06:42 If I took this phone and started live streaming out here, my god people, the crackheads would give you guys a show. There's this one chick crackhead, she walked out, somehow she had like a seven year old with her and then she stopped the car,
Starting point is 00:07:00 let him cross the street and he ran somewhere and I was like, where did you get a child from? It was the weirdest thing ever but Chad Zumach is in outrage oh he is in outrage but yeah shit Obi he's sitting there at Gephardt
Starting point is 00:07:18 with the two most unfunny motherfuckers thing what are they holding by the way like your phone audio is good enough to just pick up this shit. I need to get into the dabbleverse. People make crazy money from it. Pick a side. Go get that cash. I created
Starting point is 00:07:36 the dabbleverse, goddammit. But, uh, I gotta get my laptop. Delve deep into that shit because I can't play you guys' videos and shit. I'm mainly just live stream now because I got like a 9 o'clock curfew, so I literally have nothing else to do.
Starting point is 00:07:57 I might as well talk to you guys. These are my AA meetings. Even though I got an AA meeting tomorrow. Fucking. I got to be there for 10 o'clock in the morning. Then I got one Friday. Then I got one Sunday. I got to get four done a week.
Starting point is 00:08:16 And I just got piss tested today. Am I allowed to leave this state? Yeah. I just got to be back here by night. The thing is, with here, they don't even want you here during the day. Like, you're not allowed to watch TV in the day room and shit. Like, they want you to leave here during the day, so. Yes, I saw Kendrick's halftime show.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I'm surely getting tons of views on Stuttering John content. Shall I ever apologize? Would I forgive him? He would have to apologize and write me a big fat check. For all the time and money wasted. Now, I didn't pay money for the lawyer, but I got costed a lot of money because of that lawsuit
Starting point is 00:09:07 so you'd have to write a big check I don't think Mersh and Royce like me they used to like me then fucking Mersh got drunk one night and thought I was attacking him when I wasn't and then started a war in which I destroyed him and he's fat. Is Mersh still fat?
Starting point is 00:09:34 I haven't even fucking checked out Mersh shit in a while. You like my shirt? The Tupac one? I think I wore it like two days ago, but that was the day I didn't go out. Did I ask for... I didn't ask anyone. My aunt bailed me out of jail. Mersh does not do stand-up again.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Come on. You're fucking with me. No way he does stand up again but yeah so I'm watching Opie's stupid fucking show right and he's at Gephardt he's talking to unfunny motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:10:24 apparently Opie completely forgot how to interview people and shit. Like, it's astonishing to me that he completely lost any sense of talent he had. Damn, you show your face and you look normal? Yeah, I do. damn you show your face and you look normal yeah i do but um his show fucking stinks and it's like opie make a video or something man like that broadcasting thing didn't happen like be the former radio guy
Starting point is 00:11:05 who makes, like, legitimate videos or something. You've got the equipment. You've got the editing skills. I don't know why he just doesn't do that. This shit is fucking... You know, my glass factory aunt needs you. Mersh got a type 5 on YouTube. He did a week You're my glass factory aunt need you?
Starting point is 00:11:34 Mursh got a type 5 on YouTube he did a week or two ago. Where'd he do stand-up at like some improv in Tampa? Well thank you eerie vibes. I always look like a regular colored fellow. But, I mean, the Opie thing, when Kumi had destroyed him the other day, I mean, he was pretty much on the money, like, go take a risk, do something, put some money, you got the money, and you are trying,
Starting point is 00:12:02 so at least, like, actually try. I mean, that's why like no bullshit Cara Ruiz the mad Cuban fucking hated Opie right before and he didn't fuck with him anymore he stopped fucking with Opie the mad Cuban he was
Starting point is 00:12:18 fucking Miss Chipperson he got her a place he completely stopped fucking with Opie because Opie was bullshitting and not taking the shit serious and then Carl Ruiz died and then Vic died and Sherrod
Starting point is 00:12:34 just doesn't hang out with the nigga anymore Brendan Chobb is worse at stand up you can at least say back in the day Stuttering John was funny like when he worked on the Stern show John was funny he knew how to fuck with people back then
Starting point is 00:12:57 but I mean I guess he had too many strokes and shit and lost his funny bone because that nigga is terrible now. But yeah, I still don't earn a job. I'm way funnier than a job. I get paid to do this?
Starting point is 00:13:15 I wish I did. Someone hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description. That is the preferred way of donating. But yeah, so Opie, I mean, he has to be fucking furious that Kumi got that WABC job. John was just a punching bag on Stern. No, Stuttering John fucked with people on Stern. Yeah, I can get an interview with Whitney Cummings' sister, Ashley.
Starting point is 00:13:47 It's hilarious to me that she streams Snipes Red Bar. That's so funny to me. Of course Stuttering John likes me. I created Stuttering John's YouTube channel. Remember, his first video was literally my video. I helped him set up his YouTube channel. Not even make it to the part where I hope he had to check. But like he's live streaming from a bar.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you for the dollar. Do super chat. But like he's live streaming from a bar thank you for the dollar do super chat but like he's live streaming from a bar but it's a bar where I'm going to assume successful people like go to a hood bar and find some crackheads who are funny here they got opie's fucking live streaming from a bar where it's professionals who can't risk anything I asked for him to have you on and he said
Starting point is 00:14:54 that unique is in cahoots with Eliza Jordana broad oh is that because Eliza Jordana brought me on to talk to Stuttering John and I didn't even trash him or anything. I'm in cahoots with her. I did a video trashing her when dude hit her in the fucking car.
Starting point is 00:15:17 That dude is based in a real one for that, by the way. When he was like, dude, cunt. He started beating the shit out of Eliza in the car. She deserved it, too. Whatever happened to Lemonade Chick? I don't know. Making Lemonade Broad? I don't know what happened to anyone.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Suzy Q was in here the other day. I haven't seen Cosmic Brother Cam. I haven't seen Cosmic Brother Cam. I haven't seen the Lime-A-Nade chick. Miss me a Copa. Yes, just one time and he perpetually assumes you're going to ambush him with Eliza Jordan. I know, like, yeah, me and John Eliza do fucking content all the time. Like, that's what we do. Thank you for the $10. Philip Wave. The preferred way through Streamlabs.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Thank you. And thanks for welcoming me back. Broke Bar is used car salesman in Worcester? No way. Remember when I met him at the Chip Live show? That's where Broke Bar is now? And you notice how even you put unbleached, and I still immediately just say Broke Bar.
Starting point is 00:16:44 He's a used car salesman now? Yeah, I'm not wrong with that. Does he still fucking live with his buddy? I don't know who Lawson is. I don't know who Lawson is.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Oh, that's when he was trying to fleece money from the woman and get in her pants damn peace out Unique congrats on sobriety hope you get into the dabbleverse Rob Saul wants you on his show who the fuck better call Rob Saul who the fuck is that I don't know who
Starting point is 00:17:21 Rob Saul is I don't trust a nigga named Rob Saul. But, yeah, so Opie's show, fucking terrible. God awful in every way, shape, or form. He's stuttering. John's stuttering. John has a lackey stuttering john has a sidekick that
Starting point is 00:17:54 that'd be like fucking crackhead bob having a sidekick he's stuttering John's toady. Stuttering John has a toady? I don't believe it. You haven't showered or changed clothes since Sunday? What are you, me when I was drinking, nigga? God damn. Dude, when I was drinking, I wasn't showering or changing my clothes either.
Starting point is 00:18:26 It was fucking disgusting. I was too concerned with drinking. That's why I had to buy a bunch of fucking hygiene shit. He did his show high as fuck Yeah I got an email It's uniqueent At gmail.com Oh fuck yeah
Starting point is 00:18:59 Thank you for the $4.99 Through super chat Thank you for the $4.99 through Super Chat. The Super Chat money I will get on March 21st, so it is very much appreciated. The preferred way is the Streamlabs link in the description, because I get that money now and I get to eat tomorrow. But yeah, like I said, today I got some Tupperware shit hung out with a bunch of Puerto Ricans in a fucking hot fucking apartment too my
Starting point is 00:19:35 god the Puerto Ricans dead they're too used to the island they have to have fucking heat it was beautiful today. I was out all day today. Spraying with saints, nigga. Kyle, what's your end game?
Starting point is 00:19:51 Are you going to get a job? Are you going to try to get your kids back? Obviously. Obviously. Rob Saul is a Jewish fellow? Or did he just change his name for the homeboys? Like, better call Saul. I could pass for Puerto Rican, of course.
Starting point is 00:20:12 The first thing, that's why, like, back in the day, I used to work at a Holiday Inn. I couldn't do it. I couldn't tell every maid every two seconds, I don't speak Spanish. It was too annoying. And I worked in maintenance. So, I was
Starting point is 00:20:27 backpacked in the day. Yeah, I had to be like, sorry, don't speak Spanish. Spanish people just come up to me and they're like, and I'm like, look, build the wall. Build the wall. Build the wall. That's all I say.
Starting point is 00:20:52 He ain't Jewish. I think he's German. Well, there were some Jews in Germany until someone came up with a final solution. I look like Mark I don't look like no motherfucking Mark Anthony nigga what wait a minute the singer or
Starting point is 00:21:15 the fucking Roman do I look like the singer from Hackers or the Man on Fire or the fucking guy in the Senate in fucking Do I look like the singer from Hackers? Or a man on fire? Or the fucking guy in the Senate? In fucking 280. Nigga, good luck trying to get me on Kevin Brennan's show. He is petrified of me.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I don't know why. There were some Jews in Germany and some guy was mad about it. Yeah. He kept getting in his way every time he'd make a painting. It was crazy. What do you call a small Puerto Rican? A speck? I look like the Puerto Rican bad guy
Starting point is 00:22:04 from Ghost that killed Patrick Swayze? Didn't you say that the other night, nigga? Damn. Oh, why do I feel like Opie right now? I need some niggas from Gephardt's or some shit. Hold on. I'm plotting on something. I'm wondering, should I take you guys outside with me? Hold on. I'm plotting on something. I'm wondering, should I take you guys outside with me?
Starting point is 00:22:27 Hold on. Let's do it. I'm going to go upstairs. Yeah, look how long this shit is. We're traveling. so nice I don't even need a jacket out Yeah. Yeah. So nice I don't even need a jacket out. Am I going to walk in on some illegal shit? Shit. Ninjas on punishment. No, I'm not going to look in someone's windows. Um... Where the fuck is Slash? I don't look like...
Starting point is 00:25:16 Guns N' Roses? I'm going to take a picture of the Sam Tripoli show? Hold on, I'm waiting for all the snitches to leave. I hope he's live with 11 viewers. God damn. I do not look like your Puerto Rican buddy. And just give me a minute here. Yeah, but it was good Sorry about that I had to wait for the fucking House manager to leave Nigga be fucking watching me Like
Starting point is 00:27:28 Always wondering what I'm doing and shit Like don't talk to the people Behind us or anywhere around here Hey nigga I talk to people Deal with it Well people talk to me I don't know why Is that a Ford in the background? I think so Well, people talk to me. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Is that a Ford in the background? I think so. I think public transportation is for suckers? No. I don't think that. Yeah, but, um, what's up, Jason Wildboy? How was Call of Duty did they drop that Ninja Turtle shit on there yet how dare someone call me in the middle of my livestream you know I tell people I'm doing this and that's the time they pick to call me. All day long. Like, I got a call during my piss test. Literally, as I'm pissing, I got a call. So, like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:29:01 All right, Jesus, I'm finally fucking alone. God damn This motherfucker really in the window looking at me Like, damn, nigga See, you're allowed to come out anytime you want Like smoke, but you gotta stick a thing in the door It's crazy But yeah, this is where I'm around. Crazy, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:30 Let me go back inside because I'm drawing too much attention. Yeah I took you niggas on a voyage though Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright
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Starting point is 00:30:04 Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright oh now we'll get back to the room then I'll talk to you I'm putting in work on the yard Crazy shit. What's this? Paranormal. Ah. God damn Yeah You just got to experience smoking a cigarette with me The fucking manager went out there though
Starting point is 00:31:01 Yes I'm still sober. Can Des sense when you're having a good time? Yes, she can. And I found out every time I go to the store, like, some shit pops up on her phone, and she knows what store I go to, because she'll be hitting me up, and I'm like, I know you went to the dollar store.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And they're like, damn, stalker. Apparently, though, I got it set up on her thing i don't know take us to the bowl it's a bathroom you've seen a bathroom my flintstone vitamins i'm a flintstones kid ten000 strong and growing i'm not getting tracked but um like the manager is very upset that i talked to people around here so walking the streets of rhode island dollar stores sell garbage to the poor yes they do let me check the ceiling dollar stores sell garbage to the poor? Yes, they do. Let me check the ceiling. There's the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I always look great. Me and Des are not in a relationship at all. Seeing my shadow into the walk. You think I'm in a garage? Does that mean I get to be in a garage band? Are there roaches? No. I saw like a mouse running in the kitchen one night though. Former
Starting point is 00:32:50 child star. Don't forget to hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description motherfuckers. No I can't smoke weed. Which sucks because I still got some. Before I got locked up, I had an 8th that came with a free pre-roll. Oh, yeah, I'm the head nigga in charge.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Don't worry about that. That was violatinget's parole. Just kidding. Didn't used to be in people. You always shit on you about being in a garage even though I dig you. Baby, did you dig your man? Is he a righteous man?
Starting point is 00:33:44 I read that book to Stan like five times. Baby, do you dig your man? Is he a righteous man? I read that book to Stan like five times. Yes, I was in Me, Myself, and Irene. I'm an inspiration to you? That might be the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. What did I do to get locked up? Bail violation on a no contact order. The other thing that sucks here is like you can't eat or drink in your room too.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I'll try to call into Anthony's show. Don't worry when he's on WABC. Find the weakest guy and make him wash my underwear. I literally just did laundry today. I had to use up all my quarters. Because obviously you spend money and just got change. It's two bucks to wash and two bucks to dry. And someone let me use their laundry detergent so i did some laundry today what was it like after doing a new amazing
Starting point is 00:34:59 i make them hold them in my pocket. Did Dez get any charges? Me and her might have caught some. And all the way, please. Did I see the social network? I'm thinking of music. You mean the action music for a movie where no action is happening? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Boom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. You mean the action music for a movie where no action is happening? Can you code that?
Starting point is 00:35:32 Like, why is there action music happening? I should go on that 30 Days in Jail show? What show is that? I might link up with Club Ambition guy. He's got over 300,000 subscribers. He's from Providence. He's Dominican. Taco Bell
Starting point is 00:36:01 is real food. I had Wendy's today though. The moon's an alien spaceship. They're gonna work. I tried getting this to work like five times. So let's see. What is good? What is up? What's poppin? Oh I had a day today. Fucking crazy day today. Insane, but an amazing day. It was fun. And then I want to talk about Brian Callen leaving the
Starting point is 00:36:35 Fighter and the Kid podcast. That's a thing that is happening. Well, thank you, Tom N. Do I want to know what the N stands for? What's up, Andy Cruz? What are you, a GM? Oh, nigga, you ain't no GM, nigga. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Good audio for once? Well, thank you, Dag. My audio is never that bad. Oh, how was y'all Friday? Of course it stands for the N-word. Of course, dude. How could it not? But yeah, how was y'all niggas Friday?
Starting point is 00:37:22 I had an amazing Friday. What's up up Andy Violin Let's get a couple more people in here Before I start doing my babbling About the day I had Oh I had a day today What's up Ian Ellis Thank you for the donation you did
Starting point is 00:37:40 What was it yesterday And now I will not accept your donation To watch whatever the fuck it is you told me to watch on Twitter fuck that what's up young old vibes Marvel Rivals no my boy Deathstalker plays that game
Starting point is 00:38:00 he said it's pretty good oh thank you, Double Sawbuck. Hitting a meeting? I had a meeting earlier. Oh, I'm gonna go through my crazy day, because today was crazy, but, um...
Starting point is 00:38:19 Let's jack it off. But, uh, yeah, yo. What up, beers and cigars? So, yo, I saw this crazy fight. So, I wasn't on dope. Just alcohol. I wasn't on dope just alcohol this crazy fight between these two chicks so we're inside
Starting point is 00:38:54 Ollie's Pizza right and uh Puerto Rican girl she got us pizza and soda so we're waiting for the pizza out of nowhere this Spanish chick just punches this old black chick in the face and they just start
Starting point is 00:39:10 beeping right there and then some guy broke it up got into his car and then the black chick picked up like a water bottle with a metal and flung it at his car and he took off and all the cops all showed up and shit it was the funniest shit.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And a Puerto Rican girl had told me, because they all live where she lives at, that what happened was that the black chick saw the black dude, Lorenzo, with his new Puerto Rican chick, and the chicks decided to go head out. I'm not taking you live to an aa meeting it's not happening i've made at least five videos saying brian is leaving and he never has i'll be right eventually you started streaming be fine and 15 minutes later you were drooling and slurring
Starting point is 00:40:00 i got that messed up of the Oh, you think it's more? All the Puerto Ricans live in the same apartment? Yeah, kind of pretty much. No, I wasn't addicted to Addies. Kind of addicted to the baddies, though. But, you know, and then the cops showed up. The Spanish chick
Starting point is 00:40:19 with the black dude, but the black chick got into the backseat of the cop car but not like arrested or anything i guess they're gonna make a statement but that was fun it happened right after so i woke up i didn't do i went to the meeting at 10. i met up with puerto rican chick we got the pizza saw that went back to her crib and then fucked all day i came here made videos and then i'm live streaming but that fight was dope nigga i wasn't on other shit
Starting point is 00:40:56 what happened to the girls kissing on the other day still going strong which one, because I've mentioned Puerto Rican chick, I haven't mentioned the white chick yet, but white chicks are partier though, so, and I gotta be in by nine, although soon my curfew's gonna be 10 I was on that alpha brain what the fuck is that oh and I also walked to CF with fucking Puerto Rican
Starting point is 00:41:40 chicken got a new phone or her new phone she got herself a new phone. Or her new phone. She got herself a new phone. So Shorty kicked me out. You talking about Des? Me and Des are not together anymore. How did I find a girl already? Let's see, I've been out of prison since
Starting point is 00:42:06 February 6 I want to say by February 16th I was at least chilling with white girl I was showing a white girl before Puerto Rican girl. White chicks with fat asses are catnip. You hate my audio on clips, but I love your content. Yeah, I gotta try and get my laptop back from Des, oh, Klingon forehead.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I'll just start calling Des Warforehead. Like for her birthday birthday I should get her that fucking thing that Worf wears the fuck is that thing called looks like he's wearing a title belt weird on his chest
Starting point is 00:42:57 by the way don't forget to hit the stream labs donation link in the description or just hit the super chatabs donation link in the description. Or just hit the super chat thing. It's the last day to get super chats in, so fuck it. Hit whatever you want to hit. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Des seemed like a nag. Don't see how you put up with her. Well, don't gotta worry about that anymore. But Des has like a dude she hangs out with or fucks her boyfriend or something. That was good for her. You hit the like. Eh, that's good enough. But I was looking for these fucking cards all goddamn day long.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Oh yeah, I got a parole... a probation officer. I did that today. But I don't got to check in until March 17th. What happened to Des' mom? She still lives under Des. Didn't Joe Budden curse you out back in the day? No.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Joe Budden ain't never cursed me out. I cursed him out because I did a clip right before I got locked up and he copyrighted it. And then I went on Twitter and said, nigga, don't fuck with me. I'll fight it if you ever do that again.
Starting point is 00:44:21 And you know I'll fucking win. And I've done a clip since and he hasn't fought it, so he didn't do another copyright. I'd happily donate if she don't take... Ah, Desiree no longer has power. I took her power away. So don't worry about that, Andy.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Her power is gone. We've escaped the plague of our universe. Note to self, your PO will show up the day after your birthday. Well, yeah, nigga. Birthdays, holidays. Everybody knows that. Sup, Chris Mack. Yeah, nigga.
Starting point is 00:45:15 They love hitting holidays. Like, when you're locked up and someone's on, like, a probation or a parole violation, they all have the same story yo man i only had a week left i ain't even seen a motherfucker in like months i can't believe he showed up like yeah no chris mack not officially yet but i mean i think it was proven today not just through me but podcast cringe and the fighter and the kid subreddit that brian callan was moving to austin texas and uh brendan shaw was just following him and brendan shaw called him out today and it was like yo dude behind the scenes say you're leaving and of course callan can't just be like
Starting point is 00:45:58 well yes stupid we don't make money doing this And you gave up in stand-up, so, but... Joe Bundy's still sleepwalking butt-ass naked. That whole story... I didn't even think that was a real story, but, like, that's fucking creepy, uh... And niggas
Starting point is 00:46:22 were, like, defending him. Like, what if there was, like, kids around or some shit that's weird there's some weirdo shit if you're getting up if you're sleepwalking in general but especially if you're sleepwalking naked why did Chob quit stand up he couldn't sell any tickets
Starting point is 00:46:42 and he couldn't sell any tickets. And he couldn't... I mean... You can't get booked if you can't sell tickets. He couldn't do either. And it's not like he was doing theaters. We're talking clubs. He couldn't sell
Starting point is 00:46:59 fucking ten tickets in a club. Why is my face shaped the way it is? What's wrong with it no Des did not get the money I've heard bad heard from everything but I don't know, man. I met another new Spanish chick today, but I haven't started down that road yet. See, I have nothing to do all day. That's the goddamn problem.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I literally have nothing to do. So, it's only for sick boy merch. I have a face only a mother could love. Fuck you. Yes, I got accented. I cut off debts from my PayPal, my YouTube, everything. I had to. I made fucking...
Starting point is 00:48:00 The entire time I was locked up, like over two months, I didn't make any content and I still made over $700. I came out and I had negative 20 in my PayPal account. Let me assure you, the first thing I did was get that password switch and I ordered a new card. I look like the man who laughs, the origin of the Joker. I look like my eye is getting punched. Do I?
Starting point is 00:48:26 I had some eye infection when I first got out. A stye, you know, like a pimple right here. But, uh, I think it's gone away. I don't know. I look like Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice. Fuck all you niggas. I want to see what you niggas look like. Alright?
Starting point is 00:48:46 First of all, I'm 40. So fuck yous. I should look way worse. I should start sick boy merch. According to fucking Chad Zulocka not laying out what whole story? Yeah, I'm 40.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Des with an albatross around your neck. Good move in dumping her. Well, she kind of fucking dumped me. Hey, thank you for the 50 bucks. Beefy Bitcoin. Or five bucks, whatever you did. Oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Yeah. Let's see how much you have your shit together. Let's see if you can get your hands on this 50. Thank you. Thank you for the five uh, Mike is contentious, his band, all right, uh, after the stream, I'll unban him, I can't do it during, since I'm doing it on the phone, but Mike is contentious, all right, I'll unban him, I gotta go through the ban list, man. I haven't paid attention. I'm still wondering, and I might tomorrow
Starting point is 00:50:10 when I livestream, I gotta use that main channel for something. It's got over 20,000 subscribers. I don't give a fuck how Shadowban. I might just switch the livestream to that main channel. So tomorrow, all of you that are in here, make sure you're subscribed to that main channel so tomorrow all of you that are in here make sure you're
Starting point is 00:50:26 subscribed to the main channel and i'm probably going to start live streaming on that because it's kind of dumb also to live stream and drop videos on the same channel it fucks you up in the algorithm too so i i had to make that i'm just i got out of jail february 6th and like this is a short month so i had to do as much as possible to make as much money on march 21st so um that's why i did everything on this channel but yeah tomorrow when i live stream i'm probably just gonna go on the main channel for the live stream there was a solid six months where des bend me every time she saw me in the chat i may well still be blocked on your main channel. I'll go through the main channel too and do a bunch of unblockings before I go live.
Starting point is 00:51:12 You're on the second channel. This dabblebot is the fake news. You are fake news. You are fake news. You must sign the ceasefire. Get the fuck out of the White House. Zelinsky. I can't post you a link right now. It's fucking just put in unique
Starting point is 00:51:40 and your little YouTube search thing. It's the one that with a little TM on the side, not unique entertainment. It's the one with the little TM on the side, not unique entertainment. It's the one with over 21,000 subscribers. That's my main one. Is Baba moving to the real Texas? He's moving to Austin. He's following
Starting point is 00:51:58 Calvin. I mean, we found out Calvin was moving to Austin and Schaub is just following him. Trump owned that little weasel today. That shit was dope. Everyone's like, I saw that fight outside of the pizza place.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Fucking Trump is out. Everyone wants to argue and fight today. It's hilarious. Who would I have voted? I went to jail after the election. I just don't vote though. Oh, Tim Astor put the link in the chat for the main channel.
Starting point is 00:52:32 There you go. How come handling being clean so well? Well, like I said before, because I had stopped live streaming basically, because I said before, because I had stopped live streaming, basically. Because I'm still dealing with the, what the fuck is it called? I won the lawsuit, but the appeal. I had been calming down a lot.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Like, I was still drinking every day, but literally above light and like two shots of vodka and then smoked weed. So, I was calming down a lot anyway so i didn't have withdrawals or anything so and like being drunk is fun and shit but like i'm getting old and like physically i can't do it anymore so that's why there's like no fucking thing i mean puerto rican girls and has Corona in her fridge, and I don't even have an urge. And I said, of course you have fucking Corona in your fridge. I shit on her for being Spanish all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:35 It's hilarious. But now it's nice to have a fucking spy with me to know if, you know, the lawnmowers are ever talking about me how much would it cost you to do corn rolls real question you want me to get corn rolls i gotta go get a temp puerto rican girl even said that to me she was like you want me to pay me to get a haircut i'm like yeah i might get a temp so i might get some braids. I don't know. Kyle, you have been getting DMs while you make calendar bids, we know. Caitlin is after you. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:54:15 You almost had it right. You almost had it right. You were so close, Caitlin. caitlin is not his fantasy am i getting pussy right this second no i'm talking to you what am i going back to call of Duty? When I get my Xbox. Hopefully Dez just hands it over. If not, Puerto Rican girl might have to buy one. Or white girl, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I don't know. I don't know. I've been just enjoying chilling all day. Going out. Yeah, Calvin's going to Austin. Why does Dez... Well, she's got my Xbox, but... Because I got locked up. Does Dez has a boyfriend? Yeah, she's got my Xbox, but because I got locked up. Does Dez has a boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:55:27 Yeah, she does. I mean, she tells me she doesn't call him that. Maybe she's too embarrassed. I don't know. Yeah. Where am I going to live after this? That's the question, Jimmy. I mean, I got a place I can go
Starting point is 00:55:45 I mean I'm already getting a key made for me but I don't know Tomb Master I found out that he's black as fuck yeah I got a job I'm doing it right now I'm talking to you. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Go to Los Angeles? Eh. Although, I mean, Los Angeles is expensive like a motherfucker. Like mad expensive I should go to Austin No I would move to Illinois
Starting point is 00:56:34 I would move there See like the only thing Stopping me from like going to Maine is the internet and shit there. Like, there are parts of this country that are cheap as fuck to live in. It's just, like, they got shit set up. Can't you get her Taco Bell or something and get your Xbox back? We need you on Cod ASAP. I know. Can't you get her Taco Bell or something and get your Xbox back? We need you on COD ASAP.
Starting point is 00:57:05 I know. But. Even if I got my Xbox back tomorrow, though, it's not like I can play it. Well, I could. But. But. I got to meet up with Artie Lang's Halfway House? Did I see the Verdansk leaks? No, I haven't paid attention to... All I know, um...
Starting point is 00:57:39 Fucking, um... Ninja Turtles are in it. Xbox, aren't you like 40? Yeah, I'm 41, nigga. You got a problem? Opie getting so low view numbers. Oof. I mean, the Opester.
Starting point is 00:58:03 It's almost like impossible to do as bad as Opie's doing. I mean, it's almost like to even fathom that, but who knows. Am I taking Susie out? Susie has a boyfriend who she's not
Starting point is 00:58:21 copping to. It was her roommate or something, a co-worker or something. We caught her one time. You're blocked? You're not blocked. If I were to draw you, I think it'd be a hate crime in most countries. Fuck you. Out of turtles and the Turtles event sucks? Are the skins dope? At least. I would hope so. I'm already the Ninja Turtles in Fortnite, too, so.
Starting point is 00:58:55 They did the Ninja Turtles Fortnite event, remember? So. But, I mean back to the Callen thing so it turns out fucking you see that three places I gotta get one more
Starting point is 00:59:19 and that one more I gotta walk over an hour or two but it's a good AA meeting. What the mystery drink in my clear cup was? It was vodka. I look like bebop and rocksteady mixed together. That's a good one. Bob Kelly talked about me once.
Starting point is 00:59:45 I think everybody's talked about me just once. I think just once everyone's talked about me. I get a free footlong if I get it. I wish, nigga. I'd be fucking doubling up on my meetings if I fucking got a free footlong. Whatever happened to the $5 footlong?
Starting point is 01:00:13 Now you get a footlong, it's $12 fucking dollars. There's no way a sip of vodka could turn you into a zombie. Yes, it can. And it will happen to you. You think Red Bar talking about me
Starting point is 01:00:32 was the funniest? Rich Voss did not call me an A-Rab. Oh, Don A's doing a live stream tonight at 11? Well, there you go. You still got the fucking furniture store?
Starting point is 01:00:48 There's Susie Q. Yeah, Susie, tell them about your boyfriend we discovered. Looking forward to Chin andabapa moving to Texas only to arrive in here Callahan is out these people are obsessed with me I don't get the pills I didn't take pills
Starting point is 01:01:15 maybe I had gotten fucked up for so long so little would make me fucked up but yeah never on the pills that's when Dez's mom came in and slapped me fucked up, but yeah, never on the pills. It's when Dez's mom came in and slapped me. Still legendary, I think Red Bar watched that clip, right? That was a funny fucking clip yo I would get drunk and talk so much shit it was hilarious it was the funniest shit
Starting point is 01:01:55 I can still talk that shit though. I remember when I picked up Puerto Rican chick, I was like, halfway through even talking to her, I just had to stop myself and say to her, I can really talk that shit. And she was like,
Starting point is 01:02:16 yeah, you can. And I was like, yep. What's up, Suzy Q? What, nigga? Why would I do an open mic? Why would I work on bits? I hate stand-up comedy. I hate the idea of stand-up comedy.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Now I'm not drinking again. But, I mean... Alright, so fight outside the pizza place today with the two chicks. That was hilarious. Got pizza. Went back to the crib. Chilled with Puerto Rican girl. Fucked pretty much all day. And then came back here.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Now I'm talking to yous. But very few drinks. Then once you are back to drinking funny. Mersh stand up is open mic level after all these years. But wasn't Mersh always an open mic-er, though? What's Callan doing? Callan is moving to Austin. Shob is following him, and we found out through a clip that even behind the scenes, they're talking about
Starting point is 01:03:42 how the fighter and the kid is ending. And Callan is such a terrible actor, the way he was trying to play it off in a clip, like, what are they talking about? So that probably bought Schaub like another three months of Callan just sticking around. But eventually Callan's going to have to pull that. He's going to have to pull the plug on that. He's going to have to pull the plug on that. I mean, you can't do a podcast with somebody
Starting point is 01:04:09 who doesn't do stand-up and who hurts your numbers. Everyone who leaves Schaub becomes way more successful. It's like I said, Brendan Schaub is like, not talent-wise, but like Shawn Michaels, like the second Triple-wise, but like Shawn Michaels.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Like the second Triple H left him, way more popular. Second Kevin Nash left him, way more popular. Like he holds people back. Mark Harley, it wasn't a Super Bowl commercial, and more commercials, and does viral videos. The second he got away from Schaub, the second he got away from shop, boom. More successful. My shirt's begging? I didn't even read this shirt. Yo, like, all my clothes are like, Des just threw out all my clothes.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Won't give me any of my fitted hats. All of my hoodies and jackets gone all I got is two pairs of shoes I got these these Jordan 1's
Starting point is 01:05:20 and uh these Jordan 1's that's it you prefer junk sayings shut up stupid what is Des's reasoning for hating you so much I guess the fact that I drink every day although when I got arrested we weren't fighting or arguing but I went to jail and she left me for someone else I guess you know whatever damn does tripping well she fell that might cause an earthquake but so let's hope she's not tripping too hard i didn't get red bar show taken down that one time it was funny because um he instructed his audience to get my shit shut down and he fucking got shut down.
Starting point is 01:06:30 I hope he ain't wearing your clothes. You think I'm still in love with Tess? No. No. Just go back? Even if I wanted to, she wouldn't have me back, so. Who did she leave me for? I think some, like, old guy.
Starting point is 01:06:58 An old black guy. I sound in love? In love with the bartender. She's looking at me. No. No. I don't know, but single Kyle, like... I gotta say, the girls are driving pretty hard to the hole. I think
Starting point is 01:07:29 they like the fact that I'm in a sober house or something, and like, I got a curfew, so then they're not gonna worry about me or something. But, um, I mainly just chill with Puerto Rican girls, but sometimes I chill with white girls, you know. And white girl, that's a whole other crazy, I'll talk about white girl if I get some donations to that whole situation, but white girl has like the cutest little three-year-old daughter. And we bonded because her three-year-old daughter is autistic, so. I can't tell you white girl's name. They're competing to see who can bring me back to the Dark Side.
Starting point is 01:08:28 That was a super chat with 50 bucks. I meant a Streamlabs donation. His new fashion statement. I don't know. Only thing I heard about Kanye was he did some music with the game. But what is this, 2009? Like, who gives a fuck now? Ugg and Ugg?
Starting point is 01:08:53 I'm not that... Don't call me your cousin. I'm not some fucking wop. The fuck? I don't care how Sicilian you are, motherfucker. We ain't related. Motherfucker, I don't get any money until March 21st. The only money I get is through Streamlabs donations.
Starting point is 01:09:22 So, you gotta remember, I made $700 in the two and a half months I was locked up. Dez took it, so when I got out of jail and checked my account, it was negative 20 bucks. I got to go on Anthony's show? I'm definitely going to call into Anthony's show. He's taking my calls, so. I never tried to call into him on censored. Does he even take phone calls on the censored show?
Starting point is 01:09:48 Yeah, he does. Now, he would take my call before because it would be Garrett answering the phone and all I had to do was say Kyle from Rhode Island so they knew who was calling in so he usually always picked up the call.
Starting point is 01:10:02 I just haven't called in. I might have to do a call take money to go to Kumi and don't show he wasn't gonna let me go on an OP show he needs to help? No. Sorry, I got probation. But yeah, I talked to my probation officer and I got a date to go see her.
Starting point is 01:10:54 It's unsupervised probation. Oh, you want some new sound phones? Well, I wonder if Dad's kept those, too. Because I don't think we threw those out. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:11:16 He's been trying lately with the stirring guest. Those WABC phone screeners are a bitch to get through but they're not going to know who the fuck I am so and Sutton tells me they might consider it a troll call because Sutton tells me Anthony's not going to talk about
Starting point is 01:11:39 any of this ONA shit Sutton tells me that's going to be a 100% Anthony political shit. Because he basically stated that was his goal. Yes, you're probably right, Susie Q. Ugh. Ugh. Picture some old nigga trying to nail her gigantic self.
Starting point is 01:12:11 How did Kumi get a WABC job with his tweets? Because he explained that it's owned by like just one guy and not by like ABC anymore. It's just affiliated or something. Burt Kreischer's funnier than Brendan Job. It didn't stop me. Don't call me the N word. No I didn't get my Xbox back. Don't do the Geico thing.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Because there was a nigga in jail. Named what everyone called Quasimodo because he looked, he had a hump on his back, but he was the funniest fucking dude ever. He used to always do that fucking Geico joke.
Starting point is 01:12:55 He looked more like, they called him Quasimodo. He looked more like who's the nigga from 300 who tried to join and Leonidas wouldn't let him. And his mother escaped with him lest he be discarded.
Starting point is 01:13:08 He looked exactly like that motherfucker. Chops funnier than Rogan. I laughed at Quasimodo. Yeah, he's a funny fucking dude. Because he's like a cokehead dude. He'd come up and be like, yo, what up, motherfuckers?
Starting point is 01:13:27 Are you going to go out there and smoke some shit and run through? And he would lie all the time. I got eight bitches who want to say, like, nigga, shut the fuck up. No, I'm not getting deported. How are you going to get your shit back from her if you can't be around her?
Starting point is 01:13:49 Might not get it back. Just might have to get new shit. It's fine. Jail made me look good I've always looked good I just never left the house that was another crazy thing I was thinking about because I was talking
Starting point is 01:14:20 to a white chick this morning on the phone and I was like yo I don't think I left my house for a year and a half straight and like the one time I did leave I just walked to the store so like I didn't even leave the house and shit I was that gone to the alcoholism. I laugh at those lesser than me. Yeah. But yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:14:58 I was fucking. Ooh, Sour Patch Kids. I snuck these. Don't tell anyone you're not allowed to have food in your room. Although that's not a hardly considered food. Now, other chicks I talk to, no, I do YouTube,
Starting point is 01:15:24 but none of them really no one's asked what my channel is or anything so they just know I do YouTube they assume and I'll tell them like I stream and get donations but none of them have asked they know nothing of this world
Starting point is 01:15:43 I asked do you know who Joe Rogan is? They go, no. If they don't even know who Rogan is, it's no point in bringing up anyone else from this world. So, yeah. It's who and who we're living. I live in Pawtucket.
Starting point is 01:16:05 A Dominican. Tell them I'm Drake. I think they know I'm not Drake. They know that I'm not fucking Champagne Poppy. I just did laundry the other day, too. You know how long it's been since I've done laundry? State gave me a place?
Starting point is 01:16:45 No Jesse on fire Thought I was on pills Well a lot of people did I wasn't I'm not like the Call Me Daddy podcast I knew them
Starting point is 01:16:57 The Pawtucket Sox That's no longer a team. In fact, they're turning McCoy Stadium, like there's two high schools in Pawtucket, Tolman and Shea. I went to Tolman. They're converting McCoy Stadium and they're combining Tolman and Shea,
Starting point is 01:17:22 and that's going to be where McCoy Stadium is. Yeah, I do local shit too. How do you feel about it? How do I afford rent slash food? I am technically on three months free rent and food, I'm just just gonna buy my own oh she hawked to us she hawked to it today yeah after we ate some pizza i literally got nothing to do though all day so like I'll just wake up if I got a meeting that's usually just 10 to 11 though and then like usually white girl I can only chill it like
Starting point is 01:18:13 once or twice a week because she works all the time so I usually just kick it with Puerto Rican it and the weird thing too though is uh like white chick though lives right near des that's weird we drive by dead's house when we get to uh white chick's house but white chick has like we never chill at her crib, we just go to her crib for like a little bit, then we go chill at her friend's house, who lives right next to Desi's brother, or at least where he used to live, and her friend is some big bootied Spanish chick,
Starting point is 01:19:00 who has like a dude there, but I didn't quite get the story, of whether they're together or not together. I don't sort of know what's going on. But, funny as shit. Why can't you work for your family's glass business? I could, but how the fuck am I going to get out to
Starting point is 01:19:28 Easter bumfuck Massachusetts every day? That's the problem. If they were, here's the fucked up thing, if they were still in their old location, they're literally a two minute walk up the street. I literally live on the same street as the
Starting point is 01:19:46 old location, Central Falls glass, but they took it and moved the fucking mass. So and not like Attleboro mass either, like deep, deep into mass. Can I drive? No, Susie, I don't drive. I've never driven.
Starting point is 01:20:02 That's saying I miss Dez. I'd say the latter. Try hard. Just keeping it real. So, yeah, I'm not going all the way to Easter Bumflock every day. Learn to drive, Negro. Look. way to East your bum fuck every day. Learn to drive, Negro. Look,
Starting point is 01:20:27 driving people, selling oranges, and lawn mowing is what your people do, Susie. It's not what I do. Fucking scrubbing shit. Fuck you, Susie. God damn, why is Susie so feisty tonight?
Starting point is 01:20:48 The train, the bus. But I'm not doing that every day. And plus, I'm not going to get a good job there. Like, my aunt works there. But, of course, they stuck her in the office. They're not going to stick me in the office. They're going to put Kyle right to work. Fuck that. I'm too old. I'm 40.
Starting point is 01:21:17 There is a train now. I didn't even know they put a train over in here, but they did. I don't know where the fuck the train goes, you know. Last time I took the train was to go to college. When I was in UMass, but then I got locked up. That was back
Starting point is 01:21:36 in the day, back in the day. Any more questions? Or can I talk about the fucking calendar thing already? God damn. Niggas getting all distracting, asking me all personal questions and shit. What the fuck is this shit about? Motherfuckers. Asking me all these personal questions
Starting point is 01:22:08 and I'm just answering them for you go fuck yourselves but yeah so Callum moved to Texas Shaw following him yeah the fighter and the kid this time next year will not be a show it's one thing i can guarantee
Starting point is 01:22:28 you don't care about cal and hold on my chat on the thing here stopped i can still read your chats but we get it you're better than Kyle help him out with a dono if you're such a yeah exactly my PO is probably in here I only dance for donation but yeah hit the streamabs link in the description.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Don't know that way or do a super chat like I said. Final day to get in super chats and like I said on tomorrow when I live stream I'm probably going to do it on the main channel. So make sure you're subscribed to my main channel. It's unique with the little TM as the one with more subscribers because i shouldn't be live streaming and dropping videos on the same channel it up everything but i got out of jail february 6th i didn't get to make videos until like the 14th or something so i only had half of a short month to make money so i did everything on this channel just to make as much money as possible but
Starting point is 01:23:51 yeah starting tomorrow main channel is where i'm going to be live streaming no des is not taking my super chats hell i think's got her taxes she probably has over 10 grand oh okay the chat's working again on my end I know you can see it on the screen but
Starting point is 01:24:16 uh she has my xbox and my laptop to be fair though I haven't asked for it back yet. All my clothes. She won't give me my hats, though, which is weird. You don't miss Dez. Nobody misses Dez.
Starting point is 01:24:42 What a country. Dez can get 10K. That happens when you you got four kids. Do I have a hairbrush or a comb? You know what, Susie? Post a picture on my Discord of what you look like right now. I know you look like the fucking Oompa Loompa from the second Willy Wonka movie, the Johnny Depp one.
Starting point is 01:25:12 I know you look like Ted Cruz Jr., Susie Q. I know you look like some big-headed Peruvian. Suzy Q got a fucking tattoo when she was 18, and that shit now covers her whole arm because she just gained so much weight. All in her face. Suzy Q looks like a bow frog, nigga.
Starting point is 01:25:45 So, yeah. Yeah, I like them apples. Put that in your fucking Puerto Rican pipe and smoke it. Puerto Rican or Guatemalan or fucking whatever the fuck you are. I don't know what you are,
Starting point is 01:26:03 but I'm calling ice. Ecuadorian. No. No. But. My hair comb. I gotta get curl that I gotta get a temp I gotta
Starting point is 01:26:32 You know I don't gotta do shit Fuck you Suzy What time is it? It's 10 o'clock. Alright, last call for Streamlabs donations. Hit the link in the description. Or do a super chat. I really don't care.
Starting point is 01:26:57 I will definitely be going live tomorrow though. But like I said, on the main channel. I'll discuss my day there. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I don't think white girl has work tomorrow so I might want to chill with white girl tomorrow because white girl is fun white girl is like really fun to chill with Like Puerto Rican girl
Starting point is 01:27:27 I mean it's really fun to chill with her But we just chill inside White girl has a car That's why I like white girl And a better apartment too You seen Dez on OnlyFans? Only thing that bitch cannot get on is only air conditioners. She's so big.
Starting point is 01:27:51 But... You probably are still wrenched on me. I'll check that too. Thoughts on Jesse on fire? I love him in Deep Space Nine when he plays Quark. I'll unblock you from the main channel. Even though you've been running your fucking mouth all fucking night, Susie. Jammer said Nick. Who the fuck is Nick? I don't even know who the fuck Callum's assistant is. What's that free t-shirt?
Starting point is 01:28:33 Stop using the N-word. I love it. I thought Susie was still on Discord. She's not. I thought she direct messaged me once. I guess not. Yeah, Schaub's moving to Austin, but he's following Callan. Guatemalans don't get the N-word pass no essential Americans do only the
Starting point is 01:29:10 Dominicans and the Puerto Rican you are on discord well I thought we DM one time because I don't got access to your discord account. Des blocked discord? Oh, I'll have to see if you're blocked. See, I didn't even know that. Although Des would never have access to mine. Yeah, Shob is moving. He's following Callan down. And then Callan's going to have to break it to him. Look, dude, you don't do stand-up. Podcast is over.
Starting point is 01:29:51 The best career move Callan can make is doing an announcement video announcing he's leaving the fighter and the kid because then so many people will support him. Des blocked more than a defensive end. and she's bigger than a defensive end. Oh, she was logged in as me. Oh, well, then I'll have to unblock him. By the way, the reason why I'm taking so many dead shots is someone showed me a post she made yesterday. I don't know if it was aimed at her new boyfriend or at me,
Starting point is 01:30:38 but if it was aimed at me, that's why I'm getting in so many shots tonight. Fuck her. Yeah, Facebook pose. I'm so in love with Des? No. You can't be in love with people who don't want to be with you. She made it obvious
Starting point is 01:31:17 and hell, she's probably justified, but moving on had to be done. It was done I got a quarter I gotta do my own laundry And this place actually makes you use fucking quarters Two bucks by the way
Starting point is 01:31:35 To wash and dry I should write a song with Cyrax Was that the motherfucker in fucking I should write a song with Cyrax? Was that the motherfucker in fucking Mortal Kombat? Smoking Cyrax? What the fuck? He'll take a load for me? Not the only one. Oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:16 Thank you for the donation. When... Whitney Cummings' sister is a great troll that I like. I love the fact that she stream snipes Red Bar. It's fucking hilarious to me. So yeah, I do remember that and it's funny as shit she does that.
Starting point is 01:32:32 And I like the fact that she exposed Whitney Cummings saying what the fuck, we didn't grow up poor. Our dad was an investment banker which explains because I think her sister is a little off. But her sister lives in a balling ass house and shit and you know she didn't get no money from Whitney
Starting point is 01:32:47 like the family has money and shit but the fact that she stream snipes Red Bar is hilarious to me that's how I know Red Bar is live by the way I'll be checking my YouTube feed and I'll see fucking Whitney Cumming's sister fucking stream sniping
Starting point is 01:33:03 oh shit Red bar is on. Can we see one Streamlabs donation now? The donation link is in the description. If we can't, that's fine. But. My sister jerked off a horse? Damn.
Starting point is 01:33:40 That's kind of fucked. But. I've kind of fucked, but... Alright, so what do I got planned tomorrow? I don't know, if White Chick can't chill, I'll chill with Puerto Rican Chick. And then Sunday I got... I'm meeting Sunday, that I gotta walk over an hour to then over an hour back but they got coffee and donuts and cookies
Starting point is 01:34:10 so I don't mind the walk and I like doing the walk it's like the only exercise I get now well other than fucking am I getting braids? donate to stream labs braid money Am I getting braids? Donate through Shrimp Labs. Braid money. I go right to the haircut place.
Starting point is 01:34:30 I'd be like, give me a temp and some braids. Crazy thing, the easiest place to get braids was in jail. All you had to pay a nigga was a couple of soups. They'll braid you right the fuck up. Man, quick too. Ten minutes. They got coffee only at the one meeting. The other meeting that I go to three times a week, they don't got coffee or anything.
Starting point is 01:34:52 But I got my own coffee. I make it every day. Instant coffee. No, I did not drink toilet wine. I was in intake, Susie. I wasn't in the other building where you can do shit like that. I was on 20-hour-a-day lockdown. 20 fucking hours a day staring at the goddamn wall.
Starting point is 01:35:18 All I had was one book, The Stand, by Stephen King that I reread five times. On my birthday, my cellmate was flipping out because he had cancer and diabetes and he wanted to go to the hospital so he was just kicking the goddamn cell door. And he was excited you're fucking a nut you know what I just thought
Starting point is 01:35:59 I'm gonna see that nigga soon cause he tried using my name to send a chick a card, and she lived in a high-rise over here, so I've probably seen her, what were my charges, domestic, is this damn good uh yeah but i also had the unedited everything together version so it was over a thousand pages so cut down it's probably a lot better i don't care he let me use his shit and that was my first cellmate while I was in there for the first 30 days and he had a TV. Now they don't offer
Starting point is 01:36:53 coffee milk. This is weird. You can still understand what I'm saying. But we can still understand what i'm saying but we can't understand what you're saying you fucking goomba you fucking wop hey gotta get a good butter bing my mother's sauce sausage and peppers hey i'm done i go buy a couch a seedy posture pedic i'm out of business didn't you lose your fucking business in like a flood or something? Isn't it some fucking astronomical fucking once in a lifetime
Starting point is 01:37:30 god shit happened to destroy your place and you didn't have insurance or something? If I remember correctly. Did anybody die while I was in there? No. Minico pasta fazool. What's up, NF?
Starting point is 01:38:04 I'm black. I'm Cape Verdean. I'm black I'm Cape Verdean I'm literally African nigga fuck you F.A.J. I was cracking on Puerto Rican chick today
Starting point is 01:38:16 cause we were walking did a thing I was I was trying cause we were walking in C.F. and C.F. is like you might as well be walking in downtown fucking Mexico or something.
Starting point is 01:38:29 Like, it's all Spanish. Like, every store, all the signs are in Spanish. And I was pronouncing shit like mad wrong, like, la presa el casca conca. It's funny. It's funny fucking around someone for their dumb savage language but all right but that was the live stream remember hit that stream live description link even though i'm getting off try helping the guy out or send super javis super thanks i don't fucking know but i got to go peace stay black Thank you.

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