The Yewneek Pod - Bryan Callen leaving The Fighter and the Kid!!?!! Cumia keeps trashing The Opster! Schaub keeps stepping in it! Pimpin is easy??
Episode Date: March 2, 2025Anthony Cumia continues his unmerciful destruction of Greg Opie Hughes. Bryan Callen drops hints he's is done with Bapa. Brendan Schaub is cooked?!?? Yewneek tries Puerto Rican "trim" and dabbles in m...ayo?
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Bruh Thank you. hope he doesn't have a funny bone in his body show us
this is
hope he knows radio
who are those drunk losers he's always with now
oh I'm gonna get into
how much Opie stinks
don't worry
I just wasted
fucking time
in my life
watching his
goddamn live stream
when I'm gonna
after that
hack Shuley
when he comes back
and actually does a show
isn't he like
suspended for a week
or something
or is that Kevin Brennan
please no one actually does a show. Isn't he like suspended for a week or something? Or is that Kevin Brennan?
Please, no one give this guy money.
Please.
Why do you beg, sir?
Yo, fucking,
I did a bunch of walking.
Ugh.
Ugh, and I hung out with a bunch of Puerto Ricans.
I was in a
Puerto Rican house today, right?
And
the mom spoke
English, the dad didn't. It was
hot as fuck. And I think I saw a
machete. I'm just putting that out
there, but
he's live. I can't putting that out there. But he's lying.
I can't stream Snipe on the phone.
But
I did that and I
walked to
several
dollar stores and I got a bunch of
crap.
I had to get this to eat.
They give us dinner here.
And I got Tupperware.
And then, uh, what the fuck else did I get?
Where the fuck did I just put it?
Oh, put it in the drawer.
What am I doing?
I got conditioner.
Cocoa butter.
I need it for my black skin.
And mouthwash.
Scope.
Am I what?
To Gin Omar?
Somebody on the Sam Roberts show watches your live stream
because they were talking about buying MP3s in jail today.
Oh, you don't buy MP3s in jail.
They'll give you like a tablet
and it's like a $20 a
month subscription but then you get everything you get radio and but then
you get to download songs and podcasts but there's only like 10 podcasts and
they suck this was CNN plus is like? No, not butt chug.
I've gotten drunk, though.
What's the thing, the funnel?
I remember me and KP and some chicks at my grandma's house.
He went to the top of the stairs.
He went to the bottom.
He was just pouring them in the top.
Got fucked up that night.
Sam Roberts, he already does work for the WWE
like I said
Sam Roberts gets a lot of jobs
because he's a rich kid who's
willing to work for nothing
he is a hard worker though
but the reality is
he's willing to work for nothing
that's why he gets so many jobs
Michelle Trachtenberg needed you
yeah she died
do I miss drinking now?
One of my pronouns.
Awesome.
That's my pronoun.
Awesome.
But yo, we had the goddamn pee test today.
I passed, but...
Did Dez
ring you up at the dollar store?
No.
Dez works at a dollar
store in a different city.
Well, thank you, Byron
Allen.
I haven't bought a shirt in 30 years.
I bought some pants today,
but, like, they suck.
It looks like I'm wearing bell bottoms.
Do I still smoke?
I smoke cigarettes.
Like I said, I got crowns.
This is how hard I'm doing until March 21st.
Because I don't get my YouTube money until then.
I have to buy crowns.
I buy them from the liquor store, though. I go in there my YouTube money until then. I have to buy crowns. I buy them from the
liquor store though. I go in there, there's no problem.
But crowns,
people. So hit that
Streamlabs donation link in the description.
Help a nigga
get a new port.
Show us where I go. I go to the bathroom in the bathroom,
dude.
I'm not douchey enough to vape yet.
Well, and I think they're getting rid of, what, the flavored vapes?
So, do you like Chad Zumach?
He's going live in seven minutes.
Ray DeVito got me too.
Deep dive.
Would I ever go to Dez's dollar store
I think she's out
with like an injury
or something
so I don't even think
she's there
I wouldn't
to be honest with you
I couldn't even tell you
what dollar store
does work that
I had never been there
so
but yeah
I like Chad Zumach
Chad's crazy that was so But yeah, I like Chad Zumach.
Shit's crazy though.
So, I'm watching Opie's live stream from GetParts.
First of all, how you live stream from a bar and talk to the most boring people
who give you content is beyond me.
If I took this phone and started live streaming out here, my god
people, the crackheads
would give you guys a show.
There's this
one chick crackhead,
she walked out, somehow she
had like a seven year old with her and then
she stopped the car,
let him cross the street and he ran somewhere
and I was like, where did you get a child from?
It was the weirdest thing ever but
Chad Zumach is in
outrage oh he is
in outrage but yeah
shit
Obi he's sitting there at Gephardt
with the two most
unfunny motherfuckers thing
what are they holding by the way like
your phone audio is good
enough to just pick up this shit.
I need to get into the dabbleverse. People make crazy
money from it. Pick a side.
Go get that cash. I created
the dabbleverse, goddammit.
But, uh, I gotta get my
laptop.
Delve deep into that shit
because I can't play you guys' videos and shit.
I'm mainly just live stream now
because I got like a 9 o'clock curfew,
so I literally have nothing else to do.
I might as well talk to you guys.
These are my AA meetings.
Even though I got an AA meeting tomorrow.
Fucking.
I got to be there for 10 o'clock in the morning.
Then I got one Friday.
Then I got one Sunday.
I got to get four done a week.
And I just got piss tested today.
Am I allowed to leave this state?
Yeah.
I just got to be back here by night.
The thing is, with here, they don't even want you here during the day.
Like, you're not allowed to watch TV in the day room and shit.
Like, they want you to leave here during the day, so.
Yes, I saw Kendrick's halftime show.
I'm surely getting tons of views on Stuttering John content.
Shall I ever apologize?
Would I forgive him?
He would have to apologize and write me a big fat check.
For all the time and money wasted.
Now, I didn't pay money for the lawyer,
but I got costed a lot of money
because of that lawsuit
so you'd have to write a big check
I don't think Mersh and Royce like me
they used to like me then
fucking Mersh got drunk one night
and thought I was attacking him
when I wasn't and then started a war
in which I destroyed him and he's fat.
Is Mersh still fat?
I haven't even fucking checked out Mersh shit in a while.
You like my shirt?
The Tupac one?
I think I wore it like two days ago,
but that was the day I didn't go out.
Did I ask for... I didn't ask anyone.
My aunt bailed me out of jail.
Mersh does not do stand-up again.
Come on.
You're fucking with me.
No way he does stand up again but yeah
so I'm watching Opie's stupid fucking show
right
and he's at Gephardt
he's talking to
unfunny motherfuckers
apparently Opie completely forgot how to interview people and shit.
Like, it's astonishing to me
that he completely lost
any sense of talent he had.
Damn, you show your face and you look normal?
Yeah, I do. damn you show your face and you look normal yeah i do but um his show fucking stinks and it's like opie make a video or something man like
that broadcasting thing didn't happen
like be the former radio guy
who makes, like, legitimate videos
or something. You've got the equipment.
You've got the editing skills.
I don't know why he just doesn't do that.
This shit is fucking...
You know, my glass factory
aunt needs you.
Mersh got a type 5 on YouTube. He did a week You're my glass factory aunt need you?
Mursh got a type 5 on YouTube he did a week or two ago. Where'd he do stand-up at like some improv in Tampa? Well thank you eerie vibes.
I always look like a regular colored fellow.
But, I mean, the Opie thing,
when Kumi had destroyed him the other day, I mean,
he was pretty much on the money, like,
go take a risk, do something,
put some money, you got the money,
and you are trying,
so at least, like,
actually try. I mean, that's why like no bullshit
Cara Ruiz the
mad Cuban fucking
hated Opie right before
and he didn't fuck with
him anymore he stopped fucking with Opie
the mad Cuban he was
fucking Miss Chipperson
he got her a place
he completely stopped
fucking with Opie because Opie
was bullshitting and not taking
the shit serious and then Carl Ruiz
died and then Vic died
and Sherrod
just doesn't hang out with the nigga anymore
Brendan Chobb is worse at stand up
you can at least say
back in the day
Stuttering John was funny
like when he worked on the Stern show
John was funny
he knew how to fuck with people back then
but I mean
I guess he had too many strokes
and shit and
lost his funny bone
because that nigga is terrible now.
But yeah, I still don't earn a job.
I'm way funnier than a job.
I get paid to do this?
I wish I did.
Someone hit that Streamlabs donation link in the description.
That is the preferred way of donating.
But yeah, so Opie, I mean, he has to be fucking furious
that Kumi got that WABC job.
John was just a punching bag on Stern.
No, Stuttering John fucked with people on Stern.
Yeah, I can get an interview with Whitney Cummings' sister, Ashley.
It's hilarious to me that she streams Snipes Red Bar.
That's so funny to me.
Of course Stuttering John likes me.
I created Stuttering John's YouTube channel.
Remember, his first video was literally my video.
I helped him set up his YouTube channel.
Not even make it to the part where I hope he had to check.
But like he's live streaming from a bar.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Thank you for the dollar. Do super chat. But like he's live streaming from a bar thank you for the dollar do super chat but like he's live
streaming from a bar but it's a bar where I'm going to assume successful
people like go to a hood bar and find some crackheads who are funny here
they got opie's fucking live streaming from a bar where it's professionals who can't risk
anything
I asked for him
to have you on and he said
that unique is in cahoots
with Eliza Jordana
broad
oh is that because Eliza Jordana brought me on
to talk to Stuttering John
and I didn't even trash him or anything.
I'm in cahoots with her.
I did a video trashing her when dude hit her in the fucking car.
That dude is based in a real one for that, by the way.
When he was like, dude, cunt.
He started beating the shit out of Eliza in the car.
She deserved it, too.
Whatever happened to
Lemonade Chick? I don't know.
Making Lemonade Broad?
I don't know what happened to anyone.
Suzy Q was in here the other day.
I haven't seen
Cosmic Brother Cam.
I haven't seen Cosmic Brother Cam. I haven't seen the Lime-A-Nade chick. Miss me a Copa. Yes, just one time and he perpetually assumes you're going to ambush him with Eliza Jordan. I know, like, yeah, me and John Eliza do fucking content all the time.
Like, that's what we do.
Thank you for the $10.
Philip Wave.
The preferred way through Streamlabs.
Thank you.
And thanks for welcoming me back.
Broke Bar is used car salesman in Worcester?
No way.
Remember when I met him at the Chip Live show?
That's where Broke Bar is now?
And you notice how even you put unbleached,
and I still immediately just say Broke Bar.
He's a used car salesman now?
Yeah,
I'm not wrong with that.
Does he still fucking
live with his
buddy?
I don't know who Lawson is.
I don't know who Lawson is.
Oh, that's when he was trying to fleece money from the woman
and get in her pants
damn peace out Unique
congrats on sobriety hope you get into the
dabbleverse Rob Saul wants you on
his show who the fuck
better call Rob Saul who the fuck is that
I don't know who
Rob Saul is
I don't trust a nigga named Rob Saul.
But, yeah, so Opie's show, fucking terrible.
God awful in every way, shape, or form.
He's stuttering.
John's stuttering.
John has a lackey stuttering john has a sidekick
that
that'd be like fucking crackhead bob having a sidekick he's stuttering John's toady.
Stuttering John has a toady?
I don't believe it.
You haven't showered or changed clothes since Sunday? What are you,
me when I was drinking, nigga?
God damn.
Dude, when I was drinking, I wasn't
showering or changing my clothes either.
It was fucking disgusting.
I was too concerned with drinking.
That's why I had to buy a bunch of fucking hygiene shit.
He did his show high as fuck
Yeah I got an email
It's uniqueent
At gmail.com
Oh fuck yeah
Thank you for the $4.99
Through super chat Thank you for the $4.99 through Super Chat.
The Super Chat money I will get on March 21st, so it is very much appreciated.
The preferred way is the Streamlabs link in the description, because I get that money now and I get to eat tomorrow.
But yeah, like I said, today I got some Tupperware shit hung out with a bunch of
Puerto Ricans
in a fucking hot
fucking apartment too my
god
the Puerto
Ricans dead they're too used to the island
they have to have fucking heat
it was beautiful today.
I was out all day today.
Spraying with saints, nigga.
Kyle, what's your end game?
Are you going to get a job?
Are you going to try to get your kids back?
Obviously.
Obviously.
Rob Saul is a Jewish fellow?
Or did he just change his name for the homeboys?
Like, better call Saul.
I could pass for Puerto Rican, of course.
The first thing, that's why, like, back in the day,
I used to work at a Holiday Inn.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't tell every maid every two seconds,
I don't speak Spanish.
It was too annoying.
And I worked in maintenance.
So, I was
backpacked in the day.
Yeah, I had to be like, sorry, don't
speak Spanish.
Spanish people just come up to me and they're like,
and I'm like, look,
build the wall. Build the wall.
Build the wall.
That's all I say.
He ain't Jewish.
I think he's German.
Well, there were some Jews in Germany
until someone came up with a final solution.
I look like Mark
I don't look like no motherfucking
Mark Anthony nigga what
wait a minute the singer or
the fucking Roman
do I look like the singer from
Hackers or the
Man on Fire or the fucking guy in the Senate in fucking Do I look like the singer from Hackers? Or a man on fire?
Or the fucking guy in the Senate?
In fucking 280.
Nigga, good luck trying to get me on Kevin Brennan's show.
He is petrified of me.
I don't know why.
There were some Jews in Germany and some guy was mad about it.
Yeah.
He kept getting in his way every time he'd make a painting.
It was crazy.
What do you call a small Puerto Rican?
A speck?
I look like the Puerto Rican bad guy
from Ghost that killed Patrick Swayze?
Didn't you say that the other night, nigga?
Damn.
Oh, why do I feel like Opie right now?
I need some niggas from Gephardt's or some shit.
Hold on.
I'm plotting on something.
I'm wondering, should I take you guys outside with me? Hold on. I'm plotting on something. I'm wondering, should I take you guys outside with me?
Hold on.
Let's do it. I'm going to go upstairs. Yeah, look how long this shit is.
We're traveling. so nice I don't even need a jacket out Yeah. Yeah.
So nice I don't even need a jacket out.
Am I going to walk in on some illegal shit? Shit.
Ninjas on punishment.
No, I'm not going to look in someone's windows. Um... Where the fuck is Slash?
I don't look like...
Guns N' Roses? I'm going to take a picture of the Sam Tripoli show?
Hold on, I'm waiting for all the snitches to leave. I hope he's live with 11 viewers.
God damn.
I do not look like your Puerto Rican buddy. And just give me a minute here. Yeah, but it was good Sorry about that
I had to wait for the fucking
House manager to leave
Nigga be fucking watching me
Like
Always wondering what I'm doing and shit
Like don't talk to the people
Behind us or anywhere around here
Hey nigga I talk to people
Deal with it
Well people talk to me
I don't know why
Is that a Ford in the background? I think so Well, people talk to me. I don't know why.
Is that a Ford in the background? I think so.
I think public transportation is for suckers? No.
I don't think that. Yeah, but, um, what's up, Jason Wildboy? How was Call of Duty did they drop that Ninja Turtle shit on there yet how dare someone call me in the middle of my livestream you
know I tell people I'm doing this and that's the time they pick to call me.
All day long.
Like, I got a call during my piss test.
Literally, as I'm pissing, I got a call.
So, like, what the fuck?
All right, Jesus, I'm finally fucking alone.
God damn This motherfucker really in the window looking at me
Like, damn, nigga
See, you're allowed to come out anytime you want
Like smoke, but you gotta stick a thing in the door
It's crazy
But yeah, this is where I'm around.
Crazy, huh?
Let me go back inside because I'm drawing too much attention. Yeah
I took you niggas on a voyage though
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I'm putting in work on the yard Crazy shit.
What's this?
Paranormal.
Ah.
God damn Yeah
You just got to experience smoking a cigarette with me
The fucking manager went out there though
Yes I'm still sober.
Can Des sense when you're having a good time?
Yes, she can.
And I found out every time I go to the store,
like, some shit pops up on her phone,
and she knows what store I go to,
because she'll be hitting me up,
and I'm like, I know you went to the dollar store.
And they're like, damn, stalker.
Apparently, though, I got it set up on her thing i don't know take us to the bowl it's a bathroom you've seen a bathroom
my flintstone vitamins i'm a flintstones kid ten000 strong and growing
i'm not getting tracked but um like the manager is very upset that i talked to people around here so
walking the streets of rhode island dollar stores sell garbage to the poor yes they do
let me check the ceiling dollar stores sell garbage to the poor? Yes, they do.
Let me check the ceiling.
There's the ceiling.
I always look great.
Me and Des are not in a relationship at all.
Seeing my shadow into the walk.
You think I'm in a garage?
Does that mean I get to be in a garage band?
Are there roaches? No.
I saw like a mouse running in the kitchen one night though.
Former
child star.
Don't forget to hit that
Streamlabs donation link in the description
motherfuckers.
No I can't smoke weed.
Which sucks because I still got some.
Before I got locked up, I had an 8th that came with a free pre-roll.
Oh, yeah, I'm the head nigga in charge.
Don't worry about that.
That was violatinget's parole.
Just kidding.
Didn't used to be in people.
You always shit on you about being in a garage
even though I dig you.
Baby, did you dig your man?
Is he a righteous man?
I read that book to Stan like five times. Baby, do you dig your man? Is he a righteous man?
I read that book to Stan like five times.
Yes, I was in Me, Myself, and Irene.
I'm an inspiration to you?
That might be the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What did I do to get locked up?
Bail violation on a no contact order.
The other thing that sucks here is like you can't eat or drink in your room too.
I'll try to call into Anthony's show.
Don't worry when he's on WABC.
Find the weakest guy and make him wash my underwear.
I literally just did laundry today.
I had to use up all my quarters.
Because obviously you spend money and just got change.
It's two bucks to wash and two bucks to dry.
And someone let me use their laundry detergent so i did some laundry today what was it like after doing a new amazing
i make them hold them in my pocket. Did Dez get any charges?
Me and her might have caught some.
And all the way, please.
Did I see the social network?
I'm thinking of music.
You mean the action music for a movie
where no action is happening?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Boom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. You mean the action music for a movie where no action is happening? Can you code that?
Like, why is there action music happening?
I should go on that 30 Days in Jail show?
What show is that?
I might link up with Club Ambition
guy. He's got over 300,000
subscribers. He's from Providence.
He's Dominican.
Taco Bell
is real food. I had Wendy's
today though.
The moon's an alien spaceship. They're gonna work. I tried getting this to work like five times. So let's see.
What is good? What is up? What's poppin? Oh I had a day today. Fucking crazy day today.
Insane, but an amazing day.
It was fun.
And then I want to talk about
Brian Callen leaving the
Fighter and the Kid podcast.
That's a thing that is happening.
Well, thank you, Tom N.
Do I want to know what the N stands for?
What's up, Andy Cruz?
What are you, a GM?
Oh, nigga, you ain't no GM, nigga.
What the fuck?
Good audio for once?
Well, thank you, Dag.
My audio is never that bad.
Oh, how was y'all Friday?
Of course it stands for the N-word.
Of course, dude.
How could it not?
But yeah, how was y'all niggas Friday?
I had an amazing Friday.
What's up up Andy Violin
Let's get a couple more people in here
Before I start doing my babbling
About the day I had
Oh I had a day today
What's up Ian Ellis
Thank you for the donation you did
What was it yesterday
And now I will not accept your donation
To watch whatever the fuck it is you told me to watch on Twitter
fuck that
what's up young old vibes
Marvel Rivals
no
my boy Deathstalker plays that game
he said it's pretty good
oh thank you,
Double Sawbuck.
Hitting a meeting?
I had a meeting earlier.
Oh, I'm gonna go
through my crazy day, because today
was crazy, but, um...
Let's jack it off.
But, uh, yeah, yo.
What up, beers and cigars?
So, yo, I saw this crazy fight.
So, I wasn't on dope.
Just alcohol. I wasn't on dope just alcohol this crazy
fight between these two chicks
so we're inside
Ollie's Pizza right
and uh
Puerto Rican girl
she got us pizza and soda
so we're waiting for the pizza
out of nowhere this Spanish chick
just punches this old black chick
in the face and they just start
beeping right there
and then some guy broke it up
got into his car and then the black chick picked up
like
a water bottle with a metal
and flung it at his car and he took off
and all the cops all showed up
and shit it was the funniest shit.
And a Puerto Rican girl had told me,
because they all live where she lives at,
that what happened was that the black chick
saw the black dude, Lorenzo, with his new Puerto Rican chick,
and the chicks decided to go head out.
I'm not taking you live to an aa meeting it's not
happening i've made at least five videos saying brian is leaving and he never has i'll be right
eventually you started streaming be fine and 15 minutes later you were drooling and slurring
i got that messed up of the Oh, you think it's more?
All the Puerto Ricans live in the same apartment? Yeah, kind of
pretty much.
No, I wasn't addicted to Addies.
Kind of addicted to the baddies, though.
But, you know,
and then the cops showed up.
The Spanish chick
with the black dude, but the black
chick got into the backseat of the cop car
but not like arrested
or anything i guess they're gonna make a statement but that was fun it happened right after
so i woke up i didn't do i went to the meeting at 10. i met up with puerto rican chick
we got the pizza saw that went back to her crib and then fucked all day i came here made videos
and then i'm live streaming but that fight was dope
nigga i wasn't on other shit
what happened to the girls kissing on the other day still going strong
which one,
because I've mentioned Puerto Rican chick, I haven't mentioned the white chick yet, but
white chicks are partier though, so, and I gotta be in by nine, although soon my curfew's gonna be 10
I was on that alpha brain
what the fuck is that
oh and I also walked to
CF with fucking Puerto Rican
chicken got a new phone
or her new phone she got herself a new phone. Or her new phone.
She got herself a new phone.
So Shorty kicked me out.
You talking about Des?
Me and Des are not together anymore.
How did I find a girl already?
Let's see, I've been out of prison since
February 6 I want to say by February 16th I was at least chilling with white
girl I was showing a white girl before Puerto Rican girl. White chicks with fat asses are catnip.
You hate my audio on clips,
but I love your content.
Yeah, I gotta try and get my laptop
back from
Des,
oh, Klingon forehead.
I'll just start calling
Des Warforehead.
Like for her birthday birthday I should get her
that fucking thing that Worf wears
the fuck is that thing called
looks like he's
wearing a title belt
weird on his chest
by the way
don't forget to hit the stream labs donation
link in the description
or just hit the super chatabs donation link in the description.
Or just hit the super chat thing.
It's the last day to get super chats in, so fuck it.
Hit whatever you want to hit.
I don't give a fuck.
Des seemed like a nag.
Don't see how you put up with her.
Well, don't gotta worry about that anymore.
But Des has like a dude she hangs out with or fucks her boyfriend or something.
That was good for her.
You hit the like.
Eh, that's good enough.
But I was looking for these fucking cards all goddamn day long.
Oh yeah, I got a parole...
a probation officer.
I did that today.
But I don't got to check in until March 17th.
What happened to Des' mom?
She still lives under Des.
Didn't Joe Budden curse you out back in the day?
No.
Joe Budden ain't never cursed me out.
I cursed him out
because I did a clip
right before I got locked up
and he copyrighted it.
And then I went on Twitter and said,
nigga, don't fuck with me.
I'll fight it if you ever do that again.
And you know I'll fucking win.
And I've done a clip since
and he hasn't fought it,
so he didn't do another copyright.
I'd happily donate if she don't take...
Ah, Desiree no longer has power.
I took her power away.
So don't worry about that, Andy.
Her power is gone.
We've escaped the plague of our universe.
Note to self, your PO will show up the day after your birthday.
Well, yeah, nigga.
Birthdays, holidays.
Everybody knows that.
Sup, Chris Mack.
Yeah, nigga.
They love hitting holidays.
Like, when you're locked up and someone's on, like, a probation or a parole violation,
they all have the same story yo man i
only had a week left i ain't even seen a motherfucker in like months i can't believe
he showed up like yeah no chris mack not officially yet but i mean i think it was proven today not
just through me but podcast cringe and the fighter and the kid subreddit that brian callan was moving to
austin texas and uh brendan shaw was just following him and brendan shaw called him out today and it
was like yo dude behind the scenes say you're leaving and of course callan can't just be like
well yes stupid we don't make money doing this And you gave up in stand-up, so, but...
Joe Bundy's still sleepwalking
butt-ass naked.
That whole story...
I didn't even think that was a real
story, but, like,
that's fucking creepy, uh...
And niggas
were, like, defending him. Like, what if there
was, like, kids around or some shit
that's weird
there's some weirdo shit if you're getting up
if you're sleepwalking in general
but especially if you're sleepwalking naked
why did Chob quit stand up
he couldn't sell any tickets
and he couldn't sell any tickets.
And he couldn't... I mean...
You can't get booked
if you can't sell tickets.
He couldn't do either.
And it's not like he was doing theaters.
We're talking clubs.
He couldn't sell
fucking ten tickets in a club.
Why is my face
shaped the way it is?
What's wrong with it
no Des did not get the money I've heard bad heard from everything but I don't know, man.
I met another new Spanish chick today, but I haven't started down that road yet.
See, I have nothing to do all day.
That's the goddamn problem.
I literally have nothing to do. So, it's only for sick boy merch.
I have a face only a mother could love.
Fuck you.
Yes, I got accented.
I cut off debts from my PayPal,
my YouTube, everything.
I had to.
I made fucking...
The entire time I was locked up,
like over two months,
I didn't make any content and I still made over $700.
I came out and I had negative 20 in my PayPal account.
Let me assure you, the first thing I did was get that password switch and I ordered a new card.
I look like the man who laughs, the origin of the Joker.
I look like my eye is getting punched.
Do I?
I had some eye infection when I first got out.
A stye, you know, like a pimple right here.
But, uh, I think it's gone away.
I don't know.
I look like Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice.
Fuck all you niggas.
I want to see what you niggas look like.
Alright?
First of all, I'm 40.
So fuck yous.
I should look way worse.
I should start sick boy merch.
According to fucking
Chad Zulocka not laying out
what whole story?
Yeah, I'm 40.
Des with an albatross around your neck.
Good move in dumping her.
Well, she kind of fucking
dumped me.
Hey, thank you for the 50 bucks.
Beefy Bitcoin.
Or five bucks, whatever you did.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see how much you have your shit together.
Let's see if you can get your hands on this 50.
Thank you. Thank you for the five uh, Mike is contentious, his band, all right, uh, after the stream, I'll unban him, I can't do it during, since I'm doing it on the phone,
but Mike is contentious, all right, I'll unban him,
I gotta go through the ban list, man. I haven't paid attention.
I'm still wondering, and I might
tomorrow
when I livestream,
I gotta use that main channel
for something. It's got over 20,000
subscribers. I don't give a fuck how
Shadowban. I might just switch
the livestream to that main channel.
So tomorrow,
all of you that are in here, make sure you're subscribed to that main channel so tomorrow all of you that are in here make sure you're
subscribed to the main channel and i'm probably going to start live streaming on that because
it's kind of dumb also to live stream and drop videos on the same channel it fucks you up in
the algorithm too so i i had to make that i'm just i got out of jail february 6th and like this is a short month so
i had to do as much as possible to make as much money on march 21st so um that's why i did
everything on this channel but yeah tomorrow when i live stream i'm probably just gonna go on the
main channel for the live stream there was a solid six months where des bend me every time she saw me
in the chat i may well still be blocked on your main channel.
I'll go through the main channel too and do a bunch of unblockings before I go live.
You're on the second channel.
This dabblebot is the fake news.
You are fake news. You are fake news.
You must sign the ceasefire.
Get the fuck out of the White House.
Zelinsky.
I can't post you a link right now.
It's fucking just put in unique
and your little YouTube search thing.
It's the one that with a little TM on the side, not unique entertainment. It's the one with the little TM on the side, not
unique entertainment. It's the one with over
21,000 subscribers. That's my
main one.
Is Baba moving
to the real Texas?
He's moving to Austin. He's following
Calvin.
I mean, we found out Calvin was moving
to Austin
and Schaub is just following him.
Trump owned that little weasel today.
That shit was dope.
Everyone's like,
I saw that fight outside of the pizza place.
Fucking Trump is out.
Everyone wants to argue and fight today.
It's hilarious.
Who would I have voted?
I went to jail after the election.
I just don't vote though.
Oh, Tim Astor put the link in the
chat for the main channel.
There you go.
How come handling being clean so well?
Well, like I said before,
because I had stopped live streaming
basically, because I said before, because I had stopped live streaming, basically.
Because I'm still dealing with the, what the fuck is it called?
I won the lawsuit, but the appeal.
I had been calming down a lot.
Like, I was still drinking every day, but literally above light and like two shots of vodka and then smoked weed.
So, I was calming down a lot anyway so i didn't
have withdrawals or anything so and like being drunk is fun and shit but like i'm getting old
and like physically i can't do it anymore so that's why there's like no fucking thing i mean
puerto rican girls and has Corona in her fridge,
and I don't even have an urge.
And I said, of course you have fucking Corona in your fridge.
I shit on her for being Spanish all the time.
It's hilarious.
But now it's nice to have a fucking spy with me
to know if, you know,
the lawnmowers are ever talking about me
how much would it cost you to do corn rolls real question you want me to get corn rolls i gotta go
get a temp puerto rican girl even said that to me she was like you want me to pay me to get a haircut
i'm like yeah i might get a temp so i might get some braids. I don't know.
Kyle, you have been getting DMs while you make calendar bids, we know. Caitlin is after you. Welcome back.
You almost had it right.
You almost had it right.
You were so close, Caitlin. caitlin is not his fantasy
am i getting pussy right this second no i'm talking to you
what am i going back to call of Duty? When I get my Xbox.
Hopefully Dez just hands it over.
If not, Puerto Rican girl might have to buy one.
Or white girl, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I've been just enjoying chilling all day.
Going out.
Yeah, Calvin's going to Austin.
Why does Dez...
Well, she's got my Xbox, but...
Because I got locked up.
Does Dez has a boyfriend? Yeah, she's got my Xbox, but because I got locked up. Does Dez has a boyfriend?
Yeah, she does.
I mean, she tells me she doesn't call him that.
Maybe she's too embarrassed.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Where am I going to live after this?
That's the question, Jimmy.
I mean, I got a place I can go
I mean I'm already getting a key made for me but
I don't know
Tomb Master I found out that he's black as fuck
yeah
I got a job
I'm doing it right now
I'm talking to you.
Maybe.
Go to Los Angeles?
Eh.
Although,
I mean, Los Angeles is expensive
like a motherfucker.
Like mad expensive I should go to Austin
No
I would move to Illinois
I would move there
See like the only thing
Stopping me from like going to Maine is the internet and shit there.
Like, there are parts of this country that are cheap as fuck to live in.
It's just, like, they got shit set up.
Can't you get her Taco Bell or something and get your Xbox back?
We need you on Cod ASAP.
I know. Can't you get her Taco Bell or something and get your Xbox back? We need you on COD ASAP.
I know.
But.
Even if I got my Xbox back tomorrow, though, it's not like I can play it.
Well, I could.
But. But.
I got to meet up with Artie Lang's Halfway House?
Did I see the Verdansk leaks?
No, I haven't paid attention to... All I know, um...
Fucking, um...
Ninja Turtles are in it.
Xbox, aren't you like 40?
Yeah, I'm 41, nigga.
You got a problem?
Opie getting so low view numbers.
Oof.
I mean, the Opester.
It's almost like
impossible to do as bad as Opie's
doing. I mean, it's
almost like to even
fathom that, but who knows.
Am I taking
Susie out? Susie has a boyfriend
who she's not
copping to.
It was her roommate or something, a co-worker or
something. We caught her one time. You're blocked? You're not blocked. If I were to
draw you, I think it'd be a hate crime in most countries. Fuck you. Out of turtles and the Turtles event sucks? Are the skins dope?
At least.
I would hope so.
I'm already the Ninja Turtles
in Fortnite, too, so.
They did the Ninja Turtles
Fortnite event, remember?
So.
But, I mean back to the Callen thing
so it turns out
fucking
you see that
three places I gotta get one more
and that one more I gotta walk
over an hour or two
but it's a good AA meeting.
What the mystery drink in my clear cup was?
It was vodka.
I look like bebop and rocksteady mixed together.
That's a good one.
Bob Kelly talked about me once.
I think everybody's talked about me just once.
I think just once everyone's talked about me.
I get a free footlong if I get it.
I wish, nigga.
I'd be fucking
doubling up on my meetings
if I fucking got a free footlong.
Whatever happened to the $5 footlong?
Now you get a footlong,
it's $12 fucking dollars.
There's no way
a sip of vodka could turn you into a zombie.
Yes, it can.
And it will happen to you.
You think Red Bar
talking about me
was the funniest?
Rich Voss did not
call me an A-Rab.
Oh, Don A's doing
a live stream
tonight at 11?
Well, there you go.
You still got the fucking furniture store?
There's Susie Q.
Yeah, Susie, tell them about your boyfriend we discovered.
Looking forward to Chin andabapa moving to Texas
only to arrive in here
Callahan is out
these people are obsessed with me
I don't get the pills
I didn't take pills
maybe I had gotten fucked up for so long
so little would make me fucked up
but yeah
never on the pills
that's when Dez's mom came in and slapped me fucked up, but yeah, never on the pills.
It's when Dez's mom came in and slapped me.
Still legendary, I think Red Bar watched that clip, right?
That was a funny fucking clip yo I would get drunk and talk so much shit it was hilarious it was the funniest shit
I can still talk that shit though.
I remember when I picked up Puerto Rican chick,
I was like,
halfway through even talking to her,
I just had to stop myself
and say to her,
I can really talk that shit.
And she was like,
yeah, you can.
And I was like, yep.
What's up, Suzy Q?
What, nigga?
Why would I do an open mic?
Why would I work on bits?
I hate stand-up comedy.
I hate the idea of stand-up comedy.
Now I'm not drinking again. But, I mean...
Alright, so fight outside the pizza place today with the two chicks.
That was hilarious.
Got pizza.
Went back to the crib.
Chilled with Puerto Rican girl.
Fucked pretty much all day.
And then came back here.
Now I'm talking to yous.
But very few drinks.
Then once you are back to drinking funny.
Mersh stand up is open mic level after all these years.
But wasn't Mersh always an open mic-er, though?
What's Callan doing?
Callan is moving to Austin.
Shob is following him, and we found out through a clip that even behind the scenes, they're talking about
how the fighter and the kid is ending.
And Callan is such a terrible actor, the way he was trying to play it off in a clip,
like, what are they talking about?
So that probably bought Schaub like another three months of Callan just sticking around.
But eventually Callan's going to have to pull that.
He's going to have to pull the plug on that. He's going to have to pull the plug on that.
I mean, you can't
do a podcast with somebody
who doesn't do stand-up
and who hurts your numbers.
Everyone who leaves
Schaub becomes way more successful.
It's like I said,
Brendan Schaub is like,
not talent-wise, but like
Shawn Michaels, like the second Triple-wise, but like Shawn Michaels.
Like the second Triple H left him, way more popular.
Second Kevin Nash left him, way more popular.
Like he holds people back.
Mark Harley, it wasn't a Super Bowl commercial, and more commercials, and does viral videos. The second he got away from Schaub, the second he got away from shop, boom. More successful.
My shirt's begging?
I didn't even read this shirt.
Yo, like, all my clothes are like,
Des just threw out all my clothes.
Won't give me any
of my fitted hats.
All of my hoodies and jackets
gone
all I got is two pairs of shoes
I got
these
these Jordan 1's
and uh
these Jordan 1's
that's it
you prefer junk sayings shut up stupid what is Des's reasoning for hating you so much I guess the fact that
I drink every day although when I got arrested we weren't fighting or arguing
but I went to jail and she left me for someone else I guess you know whatever damn does tripping well she fell that might cause an earthquake but so let's hope she's
not tripping too hard i didn't get red bar show taken down that one time it was funny because um
he instructed his audience to get my shit shut down and he fucking got shut down.
I hope he ain't wearing your clothes.
You think I'm still in love with Tess?
No.
No.
Just go back?
Even if I wanted to, she wouldn't have me back, so.
Who did she leave me for?
I think some, like, old guy.
An old black guy.
I sound in love?
In love with the bartender.
She's looking at me.
No.
No.
I don't know, but single Kyle, like...
I gotta say, the girls are driving pretty hard to the hole. I think
they like the fact that I'm in a sober house or something, and like, I got a curfew, so
then they're not gonna worry about me or something. But, um, I mainly just chill with Puerto Rican girls, but sometimes I chill with white girls,
you know.
And white girl, that's a whole other crazy, I'll talk about white girl if I get some donations
to that whole situation, but white girl has like the cutest little three-year-old daughter.
And we bonded because her three-year-old daughter is autistic, so.
I can't tell you white girl's name.
They're competing to see who can bring me back to the Dark Side.
That was a super chat with 50 bucks.
I meant a Streamlabs donation.
His new fashion statement.
I don't know.
Only thing I heard about Kanye was he did some music with the game.
But what is this, 2009?
Like, who gives a fuck now?
Ugg and Ugg?
I'm not that...
Don't call me your cousin.
I'm not some fucking wop.
The fuck?
I don't care how Sicilian you are, motherfucker.
We ain't related.
Motherfucker, I don't get any money until March 21st.
The only money I get is through Streamlabs donations.
So, you gotta remember, I made $700 in the two and a half months I was locked up.
Dez took it, so when I got out of jail and checked my account, it was negative 20 bucks.
I got to go on Anthony's show?
I'm definitely going to call into Anthony's show.
He's taking my calls, so.
I never tried to call into him on censored.
Does he even take phone calls
on the censored show?
Yeah, he does.
Now, he would take my call before
because it would be Garrett
answering the phone
and all I had to do was say
Kyle from Rhode Island
so they knew who was calling in
so he usually always picked up the call.
I just haven't called in.
I might have to do a call
take money to go to Kumi and don't show
he wasn't gonna let me
go on an OP show he needs to help? No. Sorry, I got probation.
But yeah,
I talked to my probation officer and I got a date to go
see her.
It's unsupervised
probation.
Oh, you want
some new sound phones?
Well,
I wonder if Dad's kept those, too.
Because I don't think we threw those out.
Who knows?
He's been trying lately with the stirring guest.
Those WABC phone screeners
are a bitch to get through
but they're not going to know who the fuck I am
so
and Sutton tells me
they might consider it a troll call
because Sutton tells me Anthony's not going to talk about
any of this ONA shit
Sutton tells me that's going to be a
100% Anthony political shit.
Because he basically stated that was his goal.
Yes, you're probably right, Susie Q.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Picture some old nigga trying to nail her gigantic self.
How did Kumi get a WABC job with his tweets?
Because he explained that it's owned by like just one guy and not by like ABC anymore.
It's just affiliated or something.
Burt Kreischer's funnier than Brendan Job.
It didn't stop me.
Don't call me the N word.
No I didn't get my Xbox back.
Don't do the Geico thing.
Because there was a nigga in jail.
Named what everyone called Quasimodo
because he looked,
he had a hump on his back,
but he was the funniest
fucking dude ever.
He used to always do that
fucking Geico joke.
He looked more like,
they called him Quasimodo.
He looked more like
who's the nigga from 300
who tried to join
and Leonidas wouldn't let him.
And his mother
escaped with him lest he be discarded.
He looked exactly like that
motherfucker.
Chops funnier than Rogan.
I laughed at Quasimodo.
Yeah, he's a funny fucking dude.
Because he's like a cokehead dude.
He'd come up and be like,
yo, what up, motherfuckers?
Are you going to go out there
and smoke some shit
and run through?
And he would lie all the time.
I got eight bitches who want to say,
like, nigga, shut the fuck up.
No, I'm not getting deported.
How are you going to get your shit back from her if you can't be around her?
Might not get it back.
Just might have to get new shit.
It's fine.
Jail made me look good I've always looked good
I just never left the house
that was another crazy thing
I was thinking about
because I was talking
to a white chick
this morning
on the phone and I was like yo I don't think I
left my house for a year and a half straight and like the one time I did
leave I just walked to the store so like I didn't even leave the house and shit I
was that gone to the alcoholism. I laugh at those lesser than me.
Yeah.
But yeah, man.
I was fucking.
Ooh, Sour Patch Kids.
I snuck these.
Don't tell anyone you're not allowed to have food in your room.
Although that's not a hardly considered food.
Now,
other chicks I talk to,
no, I do YouTube,
but none of them really
no one's asked what my channel is or anything
so
they just know I do YouTube
they assume and I'll tell them
like I stream and get donations but none of them
have asked
they know nothing of this world
I asked do you know who Joe Rogan is?
They go, no.
If they don't even know who Rogan is,
it's no point in bringing up
anyone else from this world.
So, yeah.
It's who and who we're living.
I live in Pawtucket.
A Dominican.
Tell them I'm Drake.
I think they know I'm not Drake.
They know that I'm not
fucking Champagne Poppy.
I just did laundry the other day, too.
You know how long it's been since I've done laundry?
State gave me a place?
No
Jesse on fire
Thought I was on pills
Well a lot of people did
I wasn't
I'm not like the
Call Me Daddy podcast
I knew them
The Pawtucket Sox
That's no longer a team.
In fact, they're turning McCoy Stadium,
like there's two high schools in Pawtucket,
Tolman and Shea.
I went to Tolman.
They're converting McCoy Stadium
and they're combining Tolman and Shea,
and that's going to be where McCoy Stadium is.
Yeah, I do local shit too.
How do you feel about it?
How do I afford rent slash food?
I am technically on three months free rent
and food, I'm just just gonna buy my own oh she hawked to us she hawked to it today yeah after we ate some pizza
i literally got nothing to do though all day so like I'll just wake up if I got a meeting that's
usually just 10 to 11 though and then like usually white girl I can only chill it like
once or twice a week because she works all the time so I usually just kick it with Puerto Rican it and the weird thing too though is uh like white chick though lives right near des
that's weird we drive by dead's house when we get to uh white chick's house
but white chick has like we never chill at her crib,
we just go to her crib for like a little bit,
then we go chill at her friend's house,
who lives right next to Desi's brother,
or at least where he used to live,
and her friend is some big bootied Spanish chick,
who has like a dude there,
but I didn't quite get the story,
of whether they're together or not together.
I don't sort of know what's going on.
But, funny as shit.
Why can't you work for your family's glass business?
I could,
but how the fuck am I going to get out to
Easter bumfuck Massachusetts every day?
That's the problem.
If they were,
here's the fucked up thing,
if they were still in their old location,
they're literally a two minute walk
up the street.
I literally live on the same street as the
old location, Central Falls
glass, but they took it and moved the
fucking mass. So
and not like Attleboro
mass either, like
deep, deep into mass.
Can I drive? No, Susie,
I don't drive. I've never driven.
That's saying I miss
Dez.
I'd say the latter.
Try hard.
Just keeping it real.
So, yeah, I'm not going all the way to Easter Bumflock every day.
Learn to drive, Negro.
Look. way to East your bum fuck every day. Learn to drive, Negro. Look,
driving people,
selling oranges,
and lawn mowing
is what your people do, Susie.
It's not what I do.
Fucking scrubbing shit.
Fuck you, Susie.
God damn, why is Susie so feisty tonight?
The train, the bus.
But I'm not doing that every day.
And plus, I'm not going to get a good job there.
Like, my aunt works there.
But, of course, they stuck her in the office.
They're not going to stick me in the office.
They're going to put Kyle right to work.
Fuck that. I'm too old. I'm 40.
There is a train now.
I didn't even know they put a train over in here,
but they did.
I don't know where the fuck the train goes, you know.
Last time I took the train was to go to college.
When I was in
UMass, but then I got locked up.
That was back
in the day, back in the day. Any more questions?
Or can I talk about the fucking calendar thing already?
God damn.
Niggas getting all distracting,
asking me all personal questions and shit.
What the fuck is this shit about?
Motherfuckers.
Asking me all these personal questions
and I'm just answering them for you
go fuck yourselves
but yeah so
Callum moved to Texas
Shaw following him
yeah the fighter and the kid
this time next year will not be a show
it's one thing i can guarantee
you don't care about cal and hold on my chat on the thing here stopped i can still read your chats but
we get it you're better than Kyle help him out
with a dono
if you're such a
yeah exactly
my PO is probably in here
I only dance for donation
but yeah hit the streamabs link in the description.
Don't know that way or do a super chat like I said.
Final day to get in super chats and like I said on tomorrow when I live stream I'm probably
going to do it on the main channel.
So make sure you're subscribed to my main channel.
It's unique with the little TM as the one with more subscribers because i shouldn't be live streaming and dropping videos on the same channel
it up everything but i got out of jail february 6th i didn't get to make videos until like the
14th or something so i only had half of a short month to make money so
i did everything on this channel just to make as much money as possible but
yeah starting tomorrow main channel is where i'm going to be live streaming
no des is not taking my super chats
hell i think's got her taxes
she probably has over 10 grand
oh okay the chat's working again
on my end
I know you can see it on the screen
but
uh
she has my xbox and my laptop
to be fair though
I haven't asked for it back yet.
All my clothes.
She won't give me my hats, though, which is weird.
You don't miss Dez.
Nobody misses Dez.
What a country.
Dez can get 10K.
That happens when you you got four kids.
Do I have a hairbrush or a comb?
You know what, Susie?
Post a picture on my Discord
of what you look like right now.
I know you look like the fucking Oompa Loompa from the second Willy Wonka movie, the Johnny Depp one.
I know you look like Ted Cruz Jr., Susie Q.
I know you look like some big-headed Peruvian.
Suzy Q got a fucking tattoo when she was 18,
and that shit
now covers her whole arm
because she just gained so much weight.
All in her face.
Suzy Q looks like a bow frog, nigga.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I like them apples.
Put that in your fucking
Puerto Rican pipe and smoke it.
Puerto Rican
or Guatemalan or fucking
whatever the fuck you are.
I don't know what you are,
but I'm calling ice.
Ecuadorian.
No.
No.
But.
My hair comb.
I gotta get curl that I gotta get a temp
I gotta
You know I don't gotta do shit
Fuck you Suzy
What time is it?
It's 10 o'clock.
Alright, last call for Streamlabs donations.
Hit the link in the description.
Or do a super chat.
I really don't care.
I will definitely be going live tomorrow though.
But like I said, on the main channel.
I'll discuss my day there.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I don't think white girl has work tomorrow
so I might want to chill with white girl tomorrow
because white girl is fun
white girl is like really fun to chill with
Like Puerto Rican girl
I mean it's really fun to chill with her
But we just chill inside
White girl has a car
That's why I like white girl
And a better apartment too
You seen Dez on OnlyFans?
Only thing that bitch cannot get on is only air conditioners.
She's so big.
But...
You probably are still wrenched on me.
I'll check that too.
Thoughts on Jesse on fire?
I love him in Deep Space Nine when he plays Quark.
I'll unblock you from the main channel. Even though you've been running your fucking mouth
all fucking night, Susie. Jammer said Nick. Who the fuck is Nick? I don't even know who the fuck Callum's assistant is.
What's that free t-shirt?
Stop using the N-word.
I love it. I thought Susie was still on Discord.
She's not.
I thought she direct messaged me once.
I guess not.
Yeah, Schaub's moving to Austin,
but he's following Callan.
Guatemalans don't get the N-word pass no essential Americans do only the
Dominicans and the Puerto Rican you are on discord well I thought we DM one time
because I don't got access to your discord account.
Des blocked discord?
Oh, I'll have to see if you're blocked. See, I didn't even know that. Although Des would never have access to mine.
Yeah, Shob is moving. He's
following Callan down. And then Callan's going to have to break
it to him. Look, dude, you don't do stand-up.
Podcast is over.
The best career move Callan can make
is doing an announcement video
announcing he's leaving the fighter and the kid
because then so many people will support him.
Des blocked more than a defensive end. and she's bigger than a defensive end. Oh,
she was logged in as me. Oh, well, then I'll have to unblock him. By the way, the reason why I'm taking so many dead shots
is someone showed me a post she made yesterday.
I don't know if it was aimed at her new boyfriend or at me,
but if it was aimed at me,
that's why I'm getting in so many shots tonight.
Fuck her.
Yeah, Facebook pose.
I'm so in love with Des?
No.
You can't be in love with people who don't want to be with you.
She made it obvious
and hell, she's probably justified,
but
moving on had to be done.
It was done
I got a quarter
I gotta do my own laundry
And this place actually makes you use fucking quarters
Two bucks by the way
To wash and dry
I should write a song with Cyrax
Was that the motherfucker in fucking I should write a song with Cyrax?
Was that the motherfucker in fucking Mortal Kombat?
Smoking Cyrax? What the fuck?
He'll take a load for me?
Not the only one.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Thank you for the donation.
When... Whitney Cummings' sister is
a great troll that I like.
I love the fact that she stream snipes
Red Bar.
It's fucking hilarious to me. So
yeah, I do remember that
and it's funny as shit she does that.
And I like the fact that
she exposed Whitney Cummings saying
what the fuck, we didn't grow up poor.
Our dad was an investment banker
which explains because I think her sister
is a little off. But her sister
lives in a balling ass house and shit and you know she didn't get
no money from Whitney
like the family has money and shit
but the fact that she stream snipes
Red Bar is hilarious to me
that's how I know Red Bar
is live by the way
I'll be checking my YouTube feed and I'll see
fucking Whitney Cumming's sister
fucking stream sniping
oh shit Red bar is on.
Can we see one Streamlabs donation now?
The donation link is in the description.
If we can't,
that's fine.
But.
My sister jerked off a horse?
Damn.
That's kind of fucked.
But. I've kind of fucked, but...
Alright, so what do I got planned tomorrow?
I don't know, if White Chick can't chill, I'll chill with Puerto Rican Chick.
And then Sunday I got...
I'm meeting Sunday, that I gotta walk over an hour to
then over an hour back
but they got coffee and donuts and cookies
so I don't mind the walk
and I like doing the walk
it's like the only exercise I get now
well other than fucking
am I getting braids?
donate to stream labs braid money Am I getting braids? Donate through Shrimp Labs.
Braid money.
I go right to the haircut place.
I'd be like, give me a temp and some braids.
Crazy thing, the easiest place to get braids was in jail.
All you had to pay a nigga was a couple of soups.
They'll braid you right the fuck up.
Man, quick too.
Ten minutes.
They got coffee only at the one meeting.
The other meeting that I go to three times a week, they don't got coffee or anything.
But I got my own coffee.
I make it every day.
Instant coffee.
No, I did not drink toilet wine.
I was in intake, Susie.
I wasn't in the other building where you can do shit like that.
I was on 20-hour-a-day lockdown.
20 fucking hours a day staring at the goddamn wall.
All I had was one book, The Stand, by Stephen King that I reread five times.
On my birthday,
my cellmate was flipping out because he had cancer
and diabetes
and he wanted to go to the hospital
so he was just kicking the goddamn cell door.
And he was excited you're fucking a nut
you know what I just thought
I'm gonna see that nigga soon
cause he tried using my name
to send a chick a card, and
she lived in a high-rise over here, so I've probably seen her, what were my charges, domestic, is this damn good uh yeah but i also had the unedited everything together version
so it was over a thousand pages so cut down it's probably a lot better
i don't care he let me use his shit and that was my first cellmate while I was in there for the first 30 days
and he had a TV.
Now they don't offer
coffee milk.
This is weird. You can still understand what I'm saying. But we can still understand what i'm saying
but we can't understand what you're saying you fucking goomba you fucking wop
hey gotta get a good butter bing my mother's sauce sausage and peppers
hey i'm done i go buy a couch a seedy posture pedic i'm out of business
didn't you lose your fucking business in like a flood or something?
Isn't it some fucking astronomical
fucking once in a lifetime
god shit happened to destroy your place
and you didn't have insurance or something?
If I remember correctly.
Did anybody die
while I was in there?
No.
Minico pasta fazool.
What's up, NF?
I'm black. I'm Cape Verdean. I'm black
I'm Cape Verdean
I'm literally African
nigga
fuck you
F.A.J.
I was cracking on
Puerto Rican chick today
cause we were walking
did a thing
I was
I was trying
cause we were walking
in C.F.
and C.F. is like
you might as well be walking in downtown fucking Mexico or something.
Like, it's all Spanish.
Like, every store, all the signs are in Spanish.
And I was pronouncing shit like mad wrong, like, la presa el casca conca.
It's funny.
It's funny fucking around someone for their dumb savage language but
all right but that was the live stream remember hit that stream live description link even though
i'm getting off try helping the guy out or send super javis super thanks i don't fucking know but
i got to go peace stay black Thank you.